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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:05,599 Who are those people, 2 00:00:05,641 --> 00:00:06,921 and why do they keep taking our picture? 3 00:00:06,963 --> 00:00:08,403 That's Rolling Stone, and they're here today 4 00:00:08,445 --> 00:00:10,285 doing a feature on Bottom Dollar. 5 00:00:10,327 --> 00:00:12,447 I didn't come here to write about Bottom Dollar or Minx. 6 00:00:12,489 --> 00:00:14,129 I came here to write about you. 7 00:00:14,171 --> 00:00:16,972 There's a whisper campaign that a good number of our readers 8 00:00:17,014 --> 00:00:19,375 -are homosexuals. -[Joyce] Isn't it better 9 00:00:19,417 --> 00:00:21,177 if our work is interesting to all kinds of people? 10 00:00:21,219 --> 00:00:23,099 We have advertisers that are paying 11 00:00:23,141 --> 00:00:24,861 specifically to reach women. 12 00:00:24,903 --> 00:00:28,384 Tonight, ladies choose their partners. 13 00:00:28,426 --> 00:00:31,188 Len, I was, um, thinking about going back to Minx. 14 00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:33,390 Oh. It's about time. 15 00:00:33,432 --> 00:00:34,952 I would like you to consider it 16 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:36,834 my application to be your secretary. 17 00:00:36,876 --> 00:00:40,998 But I need you to come up with more ideas for Minx. 18 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,121 [Joyce] I've gotten everything I've ever wanted, 19 00:00:43,163 --> 00:00:45,804 and it's happened so fast. 20 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,445 [Simon] Have you ever considered that maybe 21 00:00:47,487 --> 00:00:49,490 you are exactly where you belong? 22 00:00:51,332 --> 00:00:53,933 [Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood's "Sand" playing] 23 00:00:53,975 --> 00:00:58,377 [Lee] ?? Young woman Share your fire with me ?? 24 00:00:58,419 --> 00:01:01,541 ? ? 25 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,423 ?? My heart is cold ?? 26 00:01:03,465 --> 00:01:06,386 ?? My soul is free ?? 27 00:01:06,428 --> 00:01:09,349 ? ? 28 00:01:09,391 --> 00:01:13,874 ?? I am a stranger In your land ?? 29 00:01:13,916 --> 00:01:18,560 ?? A wandering man Call me sand ?? 30 00:01:18,602 --> 00:01:21,202 ? ? 31 00:01:21,244 --> 00:01:26,008 [Nancy] ?? Oh sir My fire is very small ?? 32 00:01:26,050 --> 00:01:28,851 ? ? 33 00:01:28,893 --> 00:01:31,934 ?? It will not warm thy heart ?? 34 00:01:31,976 --> 00:01:33,056 ?? At all ?? 35 00:01:33,098 --> 00:01:34,097 [Joyce] Ow! 36 00:01:34,139 --> 00:01:35,939 ? ? 37 00:01:35,981 --> 00:01:38,982 I could've sworn I set my wake-up call for noon. 38 00:01:39,024 --> 00:01:41,064 -Oh. -[Joyce sighs] 39 00:01:41,106 --> 00:01:43,187 I can send up the concierge if you would prefer. 40 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:45,990 You do know that I have a thing for a man with a comb-over. 41 00:01:46,032 --> 00:01:48,034 -Did I tell you this? -[laughs] 42 00:01:49,035 --> 00:01:50,034 Come here. 43 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:51,436 I am very late. 44 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:52,997 I have back-to-back meetings. 45 00:01:53,039 --> 00:01:54,119 You're not gonna look very professional 46 00:01:54,161 --> 00:01:55,480 without your knickers on, are you? 47 00:01:55,522 --> 00:01:57,482 [laughs] 48 00:01:57,524 --> 00:01:58,684 Just saying. Do you want these back? 49 00:01:58,726 --> 00:02:00,728 [both laughing] 50 00:02:01,128 --> 00:02:03,131 Mm... 51 00:02:04,812 --> 00:02:06,452 [Graham sighs] 52 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,935 We're shooting the album cover today. 53 00:02:08,977 --> 00:02:11,057 I could use your eye. 54 00:02:11,099 --> 00:02:13,180 If you want to add another shoot to my schedule, 55 00:02:13,222 --> 00:02:16,383 then I am going to require payment in advance. 56 00:02:16,425 --> 00:02:19,066 Oh. Well, that can be arranged. 57 00:02:19,108 --> 00:02:20,187 -All right. -Yeah. 58 00:02:20,229 --> 00:02:21,349 You got five minutes. 59 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,870 -Five minutes? -Mm-hmm. 60 00:02:22,912 --> 00:02:24,032 Yeah, but what if I want to, you know... 61 00:02:24,074 --> 00:02:25,553 [whispering indistinctly] 62 00:02:25,595 --> 00:02:27,275 Okay, 25. 63 00:02:27,317 --> 00:02:28,677 [both laughing] 64 00:02:28,719 --> 00:02:31,640 [upbeat music plays] 65 00:02:31,682 --> 00:02:34,605 ? ? 66 00:02:36,928 --> 00:02:40,450 [singer] ?? If I was a boat On a river ?? 67 00:02:40,492 --> 00:02:42,972 ? ? 68 00:02:43,014 --> 00:02:45,375 ?? I guess I'd know Right where I was ?? 69 00:02:45,417 --> 00:02:46,416 ? ? 70 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:47,858 Jogging! 71 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:49,219 [singer] ?? Well, you won't see me ?? 72 00:02:49,261 --> 00:02:52,903 ?? Floating by facedown ?? 73 00:02:52,945 --> 00:02:56,547 ?? You just float and then You know you're feeling fine ?? 74 00:02:56,589 --> 00:02:58,229 [chuckling] That's three days this week. 75 00:02:58,271 --> 00:03:00,071 [Doug] 43 minutes. It's my personal best. 76 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:01,272 I'm telling you, 77 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,474 you gotta try this jogging thing. 78 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,716 You really do. This is the... 79 00:03:04,758 --> 00:03:05,837 well, it's the healthiest I've ever felt 80 00:03:05,879 --> 00:03:06,839 in my whole life. 81 00:03:06,881 --> 00:03:07,920 Hey, boss. 82 00:03:07,962 --> 00:03:09,041 I covered your office windows 83 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:10,362 so no one can sneak a peek of... 84 00:03:10,404 --> 00:03:12,525 [whispering] ...Secret Project X. 85 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,247 [normally] Sorry, Rita. It's a secret. 86 00:03:14,289 --> 00:03:16,289 We know. 87 00:03:16,331 --> 00:03:17,690 -Doug? -Mm? 88 00:03:17,732 --> 00:03:19,372 As your probationary secretary, 89 00:03:19,414 --> 00:03:21,174 can I ask you a question about Secret Project X? 90 00:03:21,216 --> 00:03:22,456 You can ask me anything. 91 00:03:22,498 --> 00:03:24,618 Um, does it have to be a secret? 92 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:25,940 I mean, wouldn't it be more fun 93 00:03:25,982 --> 00:03:28,142 if people knew what they were excited about? 94 00:03:28,184 --> 00:03:30,064 Well, it's about, you know, keeping people guessing, 95 00:03:30,106 --> 00:03:31,466 so that's kind of the idea. 96 00:03:31,508 --> 00:03:33,308 Oh, but... 97 00:03:33,350 --> 00:03:34,549 they're not. 98 00:03:34,591 --> 00:03:38,033 Well, maybe not out loud, Bambs, but... 99 00:03:38,075 --> 00:03:40,115 but inside, they are. 100 00:03:40,157 --> 00:03:41,477 I mean, look at them. 101 00:03:41,519 --> 00:03:43,959 They've got an itch inside their brains, 102 00:03:44,001 --> 00:03:46,562 and they don't know how to scratch it. 103 00:03:46,604 --> 00:03:49,165 ? ? 104 00:03:49,207 --> 00:03:51,367 But none of these people matter anyhow, right? 105 00:03:51,409 --> 00:03:53,410 We've got an audience of one, 106 00:03:53,452 --> 00:03:55,772 and when Connie sees what we are cooking up, 107 00:03:55,814 --> 00:03:57,134 we're gonna be writing our own ticket. 108 00:03:57,176 --> 00:03:58,736 And then I'll officially be your gal Friday? 109 00:03:58,778 --> 00:04:00,017 Absolutely--we pull this off, 110 00:04:00,059 --> 00:04:01,378 you're gonna get a raise and benefits. 111 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:03,100 [squeals] Yes! 112 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:05,783 Oh, but can I still do my own dental? 113 00:04:05,825 --> 00:04:06,905 Yeah, whatever you want. 114 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:10,388 [funky music plays] 115 00:04:10,430 --> 00:04:12,110 [Shelly] I can't believe it's real! 116 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:13,952 [Richie] It just needs Bella's signature. 117 00:04:13,994 --> 00:04:17,036 And also, you need to trim about 100 words 118 00:04:17,078 --> 00:04:18,317 'cause I don't want to mess with the design. 119 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:19,358 Oh. 120 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,520 Maybe lose the bit 121 00:04:20,562 --> 00:04:22,081 about Bella finding the earring? 122 00:04:22,123 --> 00:04:23,843 What? It's the soul of the piece. 123 00:04:23,885 --> 00:04:25,245 Ugh, you really are a writer. 124 00:04:25,287 --> 00:04:26,286 Yeah! 125 00:04:26,328 --> 00:04:27,767 [both laughing] 126 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,730 Oh, it feels great to be back. 127 00:04:29,772 --> 00:04:30,851 I have missed this place. 128 00:04:30,893 --> 00:04:32,853 Aw. Well, we missed you too. 129 00:04:32,895 --> 00:04:34,134 A lot of people here care about you, 130 00:04:34,176 --> 00:04:37,578 and you sort of disappeared on us. 131 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:40,301 Well, I--I needed to figure some stuff out, you know? 132 00:04:40,343 --> 00:04:43,104 -Mm. Like Bella? -[Shelly sighs] 133 00:04:43,146 --> 00:04:45,627 And her escapades seem to have brought some stability. 134 00:04:45,669 --> 00:04:48,190 And adventure. 135 00:04:48,232 --> 00:04:50,593 Yeah, Bella's been around the block now. 136 00:04:50,635 --> 00:04:52,595 Those San Marino blocks are long and leafy. 137 00:04:52,637 --> 00:04:54,557 -You don't know the half of it. -[both laughing] 138 00:04:54,599 --> 00:04:56,399 But Bella started her journey 139 00:04:56,441 --> 00:04:58,401 through some other neighbourhoods too. 140 00:04:58,443 --> 00:05:02,686 Ones with more experimental architecture. 141 00:05:02,728 --> 00:05:04,448 Think she's tempted to revisit those? 142 00:05:04,490 --> 00:05:08,252 Well, Bella is in a--a better place 143 00:05:08,294 --> 00:05:10,895 with her husband, Gian-Paul, 144 00:05:10,937 --> 00:05:14,499 and uh, Bella needs to focus on her work 145 00:05:14,541 --> 00:05:15,900 while at work 146 00:05:15,942 --> 00:05:18,463 and nothing else. 147 00:05:18,505 --> 00:05:19,825 Do you get what I'm saying? I'm not good at this. 148 00:05:19,867 --> 00:05:21,266 No, I get it. 149 00:05:21,308 --> 00:05:23,228 [singer] ?? But I woke up this morning ?? 150 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:24,590 ?? With that taste In my mouth ?? 151 00:05:24,632 --> 00:05:26,953 -Oh, what's going on here? -Oh, nothing. 152 00:05:26,995 --> 00:05:28,274 Just finishing up some stuff for tonight. 153 00:05:28,316 --> 00:05:31,237 Oh, right. Your secret special something. 154 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:32,158 -What time is it again? -Uh-- 155 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,560 Doors open at 8:00. 156 00:05:33,602 --> 00:05:36,083 [chuckling] Don't worry if you can't make it. 157 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:37,604 You work hard, you play hard. 158 00:05:37,646 --> 00:05:39,126 You deserve a quiet night in. 159 00:05:39,168 --> 00:05:40,247 No, I can spare 90 minutes. 160 00:05:40,289 --> 00:05:41,328 [Bambi] That's just an estimate. 161 00:05:41,370 --> 00:05:42,650 I didn't factor in applause breaks. 162 00:05:42,692 --> 00:05:44,372 Okay, you mind heading in and finishing up? 163 00:05:44,414 --> 00:05:45,893 Yeah. But all good, Prigger. 164 00:05:45,935 --> 00:05:47,175 I mean, Connie's coming tonight, 165 00:05:47,217 --> 00:05:48,376 and those are really the only eyes I need, 166 00:05:48,418 --> 00:05:49,537 so honestly, don't worry about it. 167 00:05:49,579 --> 00:05:50,578 -Uh-uh. -Okay. 168 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:52,623 Okay. 169 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,504 -Hey! -Oh, hi! Mwah! 170 00:05:55,546 --> 00:05:58,948 -Oh, both cheeks! That's new. -[laughter] 171 00:05:58,990 --> 00:05:59,989 Maybe I'll use that for Bella. 172 00:06:00,031 --> 00:06:00,990 -Oh, you should! -Yeah. 173 00:06:01,032 --> 00:06:01,951 Listen, um, I'm just popping in. 174 00:06:01,993 --> 00:06:03,553 I'm gonna drop these off, 175 00:06:03,595 --> 00:06:04,794 and then I'm gonna go meet Constance in Beverly Hills. 176 00:06:04,836 --> 00:06:06,076 Oh, excuse me. 177 00:06:06,118 --> 00:06:07,357 -Field trip with the boss? -[Joyce] Mm-hmm. 178 00:06:07,399 --> 00:06:08,718 Somebody's making an impression. 179 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:09,880 I think she just wants to give me notes 180 00:06:09,922 --> 00:06:10,961 on the August issue 181 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:12,843 in her, you know, natural habitat. 182 00:06:12,885 --> 00:06:14,885 But anyway, it's so good that you're back. 183 00:06:14,927 --> 00:06:16,046 Oh, well, it feels great. 184 00:06:16,088 --> 00:06:17,408 Everything got so shiny. 185 00:06:17,450 --> 00:06:18,970 -I know. -Right? [laughs] 186 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,772 Oh, did you look at those revisions? 187 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,253 No, not yet, but I will. 188 00:06:22,295 --> 00:06:23,735 I'm just--you know, I'm swamped. 189 00:06:23,777 --> 00:06:25,337 There's just-- there's so much going on here, 190 00:06:25,379 --> 00:06:27,339 and--and I-- I'm trying to write my book, 191 00:06:27,381 --> 00:06:28,941 and I have the--the renovations on the new condo-- 192 00:06:28,983 --> 00:06:30,262 And? 193 00:06:30,304 --> 00:06:31,664 Plus crashing at the Margaux, yes, 194 00:06:31,706 --> 00:06:32,945 so I'm just getting no sleep. 195 00:06:32,987 --> 00:06:34,587 Now, is that the hotel's fault 196 00:06:34,629 --> 00:06:36,068 or your rock star boyfriend? 197 00:06:36,110 --> 00:06:38,271 He's not my boyfriend. He is just-- 198 00:06:38,313 --> 00:06:40,754 The famous musician you're shacking up with. 199 00:06:40,796 --> 00:06:42,315 I cannot believe this is my life 200 00:06:42,357 --> 00:06:44,197 and not some story that I'm writing in my head. 201 00:06:44,239 --> 00:06:46,680 It's wild! It's almost as wild as Bella. 202 00:06:46,722 --> 00:06:48,122 Where do you come up with that stuff? 203 00:06:48,164 --> 00:06:49,323 Oh, well, actually-- 204 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:50,604 Does my hair look okay, by the way? 205 00:06:50,646 --> 00:06:51,726 I did not have time to wash it this morning 206 00:06:51,768 --> 00:06:53,207 because I was having sex. 207 00:06:53,249 --> 00:06:55,652 -[laughter] -[Shelly] Yes, yes. 208 00:06:57,134 --> 00:06:59,254 It looks perfect. [clears throat] 209 00:06:59,296 --> 00:07:02,297 [Joyce] I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. 210 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,019 Okay, I hope you can uh, read my notes. 211 00:07:04,061 --> 00:07:06,222 They got a little bit smudged. 212 00:07:06,264 --> 00:07:08,266 Whiskey and, uh... 213 00:07:09,828 --> 00:07:10,787 ...mint chip. 214 00:07:10,829 --> 00:07:11,868 What a Wednesday. 215 00:07:11,910 --> 00:07:13,069 Well, I learned from the best. 216 00:07:13,111 --> 00:07:16,435 Yes, you did. Okay, I call it... 217 00:07:17,916 --> 00:07:19,356 ...Good Clean Fun. 218 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:20,718 Oh, your dream shoot. 219 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,561 Okay, I am ready. Tell me everything. 220 00:07:23,603 --> 00:07:25,963 A bathhouse, West Hollywood. 221 00:07:26,005 --> 00:07:27,525 More men that we know what to do with. 222 00:07:27,567 --> 00:07:29,767 A bathhouse? Very sexy. 223 00:07:29,809 --> 00:07:30,929 Okay, what's the angle? 224 00:07:30,971 --> 00:07:31,970 [Richie] Okay. 225 00:07:32,012 --> 00:07:33,772 Communal bathing. 226 00:07:33,814 --> 00:07:36,935 Men lounging, reading, playing board games. 227 00:07:36,977 --> 00:07:38,697 It's an exploration of the male form 228 00:07:38,739 --> 00:07:40,741 without artifice, out in the wild. 229 00:07:42,824 --> 00:07:44,826 Huh. [chuckles] 230 00:07:46,187 --> 00:07:48,430 Do you think it might be too, um... 231 00:07:50,152 --> 00:07:51,952 ...straightforward for Minx? 232 00:07:51,994 --> 00:07:53,033 It's real. 233 00:07:53,075 --> 00:07:54,274 You know, actual male desire. 234 00:07:54,316 --> 00:07:55,916 Totally. 235 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:57,037 Yeah. 236 00:07:57,079 --> 00:07:59,362 It's, uh, it's-- it's very, um... 237 00:08:02,726 --> 00:08:05,086 Maybe I can, um, think on it. Okay. 238 00:08:05,128 --> 00:08:07,249 Richie's been waiting weeks to pitch this to you. 239 00:08:07,291 --> 00:08:08,610 We've already rescheduled twice. 240 00:08:08,652 --> 00:08:10,052 -We have to pull the trigger. -Yeah. 241 00:08:10,094 --> 00:08:12,534 I just--I don't see how, um, 242 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:15,137 this slots into a women's magazine. 243 00:08:15,179 --> 00:08:17,500 What if, you know, it's not in a bathhouse? 244 00:08:17,542 --> 00:08:18,901 What if it's the same, 245 00:08:18,943 --> 00:08:20,383 but just, you know, somewhere else? 246 00:08:20,425 --> 00:08:21,584 Then it would be different. 247 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:22,746 I think that we should put a pin in it 248 00:08:22,788 --> 00:08:23,907 and we should think about 249 00:08:23,949 --> 00:08:26,630 something more aspirational, okay? 250 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,152 Our centrefolds are the ultimate fantasy. 251 00:08:28,194 --> 00:08:29,954 For our female readers. 252 00:08:29,996 --> 00:08:33,437 [Tina] Sounds like you have a very clear vision. 253 00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:34,799 Any fixes? 254 00:08:34,841 --> 00:08:36,843 Uh... 255 00:08:38,845 --> 00:08:40,005 ...what about backstage? 256 00:08:40,047 --> 00:08:41,406 A-a stolen moment 257 00:08:41,448 --> 00:08:42,487 with a rock star in his dressing room? 258 00:08:42,529 --> 00:08:44,369 Wow. Lightning strikes. 259 00:08:44,411 --> 00:08:46,612 How'd you come up with that one? 260 00:08:46,654 --> 00:08:49,097 I guess I'll go find us a rock star. 261 00:08:53,181 --> 00:08:55,021 Didn't your mama ever teach you how to turn someone down? 262 00:08:55,063 --> 00:08:56,142 My mother? No. 263 00:08:56,184 --> 00:08:57,103 My mother... 264 00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:58,986 [laughs] 265 00:08:59,028 --> 00:09:00,667 My mother wasn't around for that kind of stuff. 266 00:09:00,709 --> 00:09:02,710 Not something you want to talk about? 267 00:09:02,752 --> 00:09:03,871 No, not really. 268 00:09:03,913 --> 00:09:05,713 Well, my mama is a serious bitch, 269 00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:06,994 and she taught me that 270 00:09:07,036 --> 00:09:08,796 if you don't like something, you just say no. 271 00:09:08,838 --> 00:09:10,919 -Who says I didn't like it? -[Tina] You, in 40 ways. 272 00:09:10,961 --> 00:09:12,921 Body language, tone of voice, even the way 273 00:09:12,963 --> 00:09:14,122 you keep scratching the back of your head. 274 00:09:14,164 --> 00:09:15,203 Okay, I feel observed. 275 00:09:15,245 --> 00:09:16,565 You think it's nicer, 276 00:09:16,607 --> 00:09:18,367 but it only makes everything worse. 277 00:09:18,409 --> 00:09:20,369 Just be direct. 278 00:09:20,411 --> 00:09:22,571 By the way, I've looked over your work expenses. 279 00:09:22,613 --> 00:09:23,613 [Joyce] Mm-hmm? 280 00:09:23,655 --> 00:09:25,615 14 valet stubs from the Margaux. 281 00:09:25,657 --> 00:09:26,816 I'm living out of a suitcase. 282 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:27,977 I--I--I need a place to work. 283 00:09:28,019 --> 00:09:29,379 You have an office. 284 00:09:29,421 --> 00:09:30,780 I'm not accepting these. 285 00:09:30,822 --> 00:09:32,825 -Yeah, but I'm staying-- -[Tina] No. 286 00:09:33,305 --> 00:09:34,585 See how easy that was? 287 00:09:34,627 --> 00:09:35,706 [energetic rock music plays] 288 00:09:35,748 --> 00:09:36,867 Not a problem. 289 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,309 [Shelly] Bella quivered 290 00:09:38,351 --> 00:09:40,431 as Gian-Paul shivered. 291 00:09:40,473 --> 00:09:42,994 Ooh, that's good. [chuckles] 292 00:09:43,036 --> 00:09:44,796 -[Doug] Shel. -Hi, Doug. 293 00:09:44,838 --> 00:09:46,840 Can I talk to you? 294 00:09:47,441 --> 00:09:49,201 That Bella LaRouche stuff is sexy stuff. 295 00:09:49,243 --> 00:09:50,442 It really is. 296 00:09:50,484 --> 00:09:51,804 I didn't expect it from a Prigger. 297 00:09:51,846 --> 00:09:53,525 Oh, well, I've always had a wild imagination. 298 00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:55,247 Imagination--she's married to an orthodontist 299 00:09:55,289 --> 00:09:56,529 from La Ca�ada. 300 00:09:56,571 --> 00:09:58,050 It's actually San Marino, so... 301 00:09:58,092 --> 00:10:00,173 Either way, I need a little bit of that sexiness 302 00:10:00,215 --> 00:10:01,414 on my special project. 303 00:10:01,456 --> 00:10:03,216 My copy could use a spark. 304 00:10:03,258 --> 00:10:05,018 Well, my spark doesn't come cheap. 305 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,900 How's a hundred bucks and a peek on the inside? 306 00:10:06,942 --> 00:10:08,944 I'm in. 307 00:10:10,987 --> 00:10:12,226 Shellfish! 308 00:10:12,268 --> 00:10:13,387 You're gonna be working pretty closely 309 00:10:13,429 --> 00:10:14,749 -with Bambs on this one. -You know what? 310 00:10:14,791 --> 00:10:16,591 I'm on a deadline, actually, so I should just-- 311 00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:19,234 Oh, come on. It's an afternoon, and that's-- 312 00:10:19,276 --> 00:10:21,436 [chuckling] Well, that's really all the time we've got. 313 00:10:21,478 --> 00:10:23,198 So I'm gonna lock you two girls in this room, 314 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,880 and please make some magic. 315 00:10:24,922 --> 00:10:26,802 [Bambi] Magic's on hold. We have a huge problem. 316 00:10:26,844 --> 00:10:29,285 The archdiocese said we can't use their venue anymore. 317 00:10:29,327 --> 00:10:31,127 Oh, no. I guess it's all falling apart. 318 00:10:31,169 --> 00:10:32,368 -I'll just get back to-- -No, no. 319 00:10:32,410 --> 00:10:33,690 Just a little speed bump. It's a hiccup. 320 00:10:33,732 --> 00:10:34,611 Everything's gonna be just fine. 321 00:10:34,653 --> 00:10:35,652 I'm so sorry. 322 00:10:35,694 --> 00:10:36,653 You give me one thing to do, 323 00:10:36,695 --> 00:10:37,614 and I already screwed it up. 324 00:10:37,656 --> 00:10:38,975 Oh, Bambi, it's fine. 325 00:10:39,017 --> 00:10:40,217 I'll have a new venue by lunch. 326 00:10:40,259 --> 00:10:41,538 But here's what I need you girls to do: 327 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:43,460 just stay in this room and grind it out 328 00:10:43,502 --> 00:10:45,062 until you make something great together, okay? 329 00:10:45,104 --> 00:10:47,106 Please. 330 00:10:47,507 --> 00:10:50,508 [indistinct chatter] 331 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,310 [phone ringing] 332 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,832 [light music plays] 333 00:10:53,874 --> 00:10:56,755 [singer singing in French] 334 00:10:56,797 --> 00:10:58,357 ? ? 335 00:10:58,399 --> 00:10:59,998 [person] Sorry, appointment only. 336 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,280 [Constance] She has one. 337 00:11:01,322 --> 00:11:03,763 ? ? 338 00:11:03,805 --> 00:11:06,486 -This is Betty, the designer. -Hi. 339 00:11:06,528 --> 00:11:08,207 My latest discovery. 340 00:11:08,249 --> 00:11:12,692 An all-female staff confronting the sartorial ennui 341 00:11:12,734 --> 00:11:14,414 of the working women's wardrobe. 342 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,457 Right. Uh... 343 00:11:16,499 --> 00:11:18,098 okay, well, while I agree 344 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:20,941 that professional women do need more clothing options, 345 00:11:20,983 --> 00:11:24,946 I wonder if uh, fashion coverage is beyond the scope of-- 346 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,949 [Constance] No, we're not here for the magazine. 347 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:31,233 We're actually here for you. 348 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:32,234 I'll grab the second rack. 349 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:33,956 A little wardrobe rethink. 350 00:11:33,998 --> 00:11:36,158 Multiple racks? [chuckles] 351 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,160 Didn't realise my wardrobe was so stale. 352 00:11:38,202 --> 00:11:39,882 Oh, you have beautiful style. You do. 353 00:11:39,924 --> 00:11:43,406 It just needs to catch up to the woman that you've become 354 00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:46,089 and the magazine that you've elevated so beautifully. 355 00:11:46,131 --> 00:11:47,931 [chuckling] Okay. That's very kind. 356 00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:49,813 Thank you, Constance, but it's-- 357 00:11:49,855 --> 00:11:51,375 I actually put a lot of thought into what I wear. 358 00:11:51,417 --> 00:11:53,697 [softly] Right. 359 00:11:53,739 --> 00:11:57,782 Navy suits and pussy bows, they got you here, 360 00:11:57,824 --> 00:12:00,265 but you do not need to dress like a man 361 00:12:00,307 --> 00:12:02,027 to earn the respect of one. 362 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,148 Mm-mm. 363 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,990 Not anymore. 364 00:12:05,032 --> 00:12:07,913 Surely, there is something here that catches your eye. 365 00:12:07,955 --> 00:12:10,838 ? ? 366 00:12:11,599 --> 00:12:12,598 Huh. 367 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:16,082 [Constance] What a figure! 368 00:12:16,124 --> 00:12:17,764 See, I had a feeling. 369 00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:19,005 Y--yeah. 370 00:12:19,047 --> 00:12:22,009 It feels like a bit of a departure. 371 00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:23,050 [chuckles] 372 00:12:23,092 --> 00:12:25,212 No one at your level 373 00:12:25,254 --> 00:12:28,456 is claiming sexuality and intelligence 374 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,057 with equal confidence. 375 00:12:30,099 --> 00:12:34,382 We can be powerful and feminine. 376 00:12:34,424 --> 00:12:38,066 Give our girls something to aspire to. 377 00:12:38,108 --> 00:12:40,429 See, I had to make this all up as I went along. 378 00:12:40,471 --> 00:12:44,513 And boy, do I have the scars to prove it. 379 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,879 Let me ease your path a little. 380 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,561 I have loved having you to look to. 381 00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,563 It's not something I'm used to. 382 00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:55,045 And I have really enjoyed 383 00:12:55,087 --> 00:12:58,130 having a smart younger woman to fuss over. 384 00:12:59,892 --> 00:13:01,492 No one is gonna force you to do something 385 00:13:01,534 --> 00:13:03,536 that you don't want to do. 386 00:13:03,937 --> 00:13:05,576 Ah. 387 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,020 Why don't you wear this out, see how you feel? 388 00:13:09,062 --> 00:13:12,184 If you don't like it, we'll scrap the whole thing. 389 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:15,147 ? ? 390 00:13:15,189 --> 00:13:16,468 [Richie] You know what? 391 00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:18,511 I think we might have room after all. 392 00:13:18,553 --> 00:13:20,755 Bring back one of those chunky books for her to read. 393 00:13:21,876 --> 00:13:25,839 Hmm. I call it Backstage Ass. 394 00:13:25,881 --> 00:13:28,764 ? ? 395 00:13:31,487 --> 00:13:34,448 She's not dumb. This can't be in the magazine. 396 00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:35,810 Honey, lift up your chin a little bit. 397 00:13:35,852 --> 00:13:37,972 Less bored, more judgmental. 398 00:13:38,014 --> 00:13:40,935 You don't care how hard he worked on that song. 399 00:13:40,977 --> 00:13:42,417 You're at 90% fuck you. 400 00:13:42,459 --> 00:13:44,539 You need to bring this thing down to about ten. 401 00:13:44,581 --> 00:13:45,821 [Richie] Only 90? 402 00:13:45,863 --> 00:13:47,623 Hey, Danny, fly in that typewriter. 403 00:13:47,665 --> 00:13:49,264 She wants everyone to know how busy she is. 404 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,227 Oh, um, typewriting costs extra. 405 00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:53,709 -[Tina] Richie? -Excuse me. 406 00:13:53,751 --> 00:13:55,311 What? 407 00:13:55,353 --> 00:13:57,113 We both know I should be shooting Bathhouse right now. 408 00:13:57,155 --> 00:14:00,076 She's the boss, remember? 409 00:14:00,118 --> 00:14:01,838 Joyce and I used to have a dialogue. 410 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,081 Now it feels like a lecture. 411 00:14:04,123 --> 00:14:06,644 -I understand your frustration. -[Richie sighs softly] 412 00:14:06,686 --> 00:14:09,567 If you can't do this concept, just scrap the shoot. 413 00:14:09,609 --> 00:14:11,489 We'll go with a retrospective. 414 00:14:11,531 --> 00:14:12,690 -[Richie gasps] -Easy. 415 00:14:12,732 --> 00:14:14,572 The magazine isn't even a year old. 416 00:14:14,614 --> 00:14:16,174 That's creative bankruptcy. 417 00:14:16,216 --> 00:14:19,057 Telling your boss to go screw herself is career suicide. 418 00:14:19,099 --> 00:14:20,659 Don't sweat it. 419 00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:22,941 I already pulled some goofy, behind-the-scenes shots. 420 00:14:22,983 --> 00:14:25,504 -We can just-- -Stop hurting me. 421 00:14:25,546 --> 00:14:27,266 [softly] Okay. 422 00:14:27,308 --> 00:14:29,429 I'll figure it out. 423 00:14:29,471 --> 00:14:32,432 [upbeat funky music plays] 424 00:14:32,474 --> 00:14:34,754 -[laughter] -[bell dings] 425 00:14:34,796 --> 00:14:36,116 [laughing] What? 426 00:14:36,158 --> 00:14:37,558 No, I swear. 427 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,400 I thought I was done, but she kept squealing, 428 00:14:39,442 --> 00:14:41,442 so I shoved both my hands back inside 429 00:14:41,484 --> 00:14:42,643 and pulled out another piglet. 430 00:14:42,685 --> 00:14:44,045 Oh, my God. 431 00:14:44,087 --> 00:14:46,527 The things that happen to you on the 405. 432 00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:48,449 Oh, I have missed these stories. 433 00:14:48,491 --> 00:14:50,612 Oh, my God, and look how fast the work went. 434 00:14:50,654 --> 00:14:51,773 Is there anything else? Are we-- 435 00:14:51,815 --> 00:14:53,895 -No, I think that's it. -Okay. 436 00:14:53,937 --> 00:14:55,177 Should we have sex now? 437 00:14:55,219 --> 00:14:57,900 Oh, n--no. Uh, but--no. 438 00:14:57,942 --> 00:15:00,463 I--um, I-- I can't do that again. 439 00:15:00,505 --> 00:15:02,465 I just thought with you coming back here, just-- 440 00:15:02,507 --> 00:15:04,027 Yeah, well, I'm-- 441 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:07,631 Bambi, I'm back, but we need to be friends. 442 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,152 No more... you know. 443 00:15:09,194 --> 00:15:11,315 -Orgasms. -Yes, that. 444 00:15:11,357 --> 00:15:13,917 Or any associated behaviours. 445 00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:15,319 That's okay. 446 00:15:15,361 --> 00:15:16,600 I love friends. 447 00:15:16,642 --> 00:15:17,722 Friends are the family you choose, 448 00:15:17,764 --> 00:15:19,724 and you don't have sex with family. 449 00:15:19,766 --> 00:15:21,246 Unless it's your stepsibling. 450 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,368 And even then, you have to keep it a secret 451 00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:25,412 because of his political career. 452 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,172 I just want you to be happy. 453 00:15:27,214 --> 00:15:29,294 Oh, I am. I'm very happy. 454 00:15:29,336 --> 00:15:30,416 Good. 455 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:31,777 So am I. 456 00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:34,420 [Andwella's "She Taught Me To Love" playing] 457 00:15:34,462 --> 00:15:36,622 -[camera shutter clicking] -[person] Beautiful, beautiful. 458 00:15:36,664 --> 00:15:39,145 Yeah, you've got a lot of girls out there 459 00:15:39,187 --> 00:15:40,627 that'll wanna see this. 460 00:15:40,669 --> 00:15:42,909 That's nice. That's great. 461 00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:44,431 That's excellent. 462 00:15:44,473 --> 00:15:46,633 David, shoot more toward the camera. 463 00:15:46,675 --> 00:15:49,477 [camera shutter clicking] 464 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:52,960 Hey, Graham. Eyes over here. 465 00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:57,806 [singer] ?? She taught me to run ?? 466 00:15:57,848 --> 00:15:58,847 ? ? 467 00:15:58,889 --> 00:16:01,129 My day opened up. 468 00:16:01,171 --> 00:16:02,411 [Graham sighs] 469 00:16:02,453 --> 00:16:03,612 Let's get you in the shot. 470 00:16:03,654 --> 00:16:05,134 Hey, Andy, let's get her in the shot. 471 00:16:05,176 --> 00:16:06,255 She already is. 472 00:16:06,297 --> 00:16:07,376 We're on the clock, hon'. Budge up. 473 00:16:07,418 --> 00:16:08,738 Oh, yeah. Totally get it. 474 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,580 Yes, um, where do you want me to-- 475 00:16:10,622 --> 00:16:12,502 Um, yeah, you should go over there. 476 00:16:12,544 --> 00:16:16,026 Back there in the gazebo, cabana thing. 477 00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:17,027 [clears throat] 478 00:16:17,069 --> 00:16:19,309 ? ? 479 00:16:19,351 --> 00:16:21,191 -Hi, I'm-- -Joyce Prigger. 480 00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:22,513 -[Joyce] Yeah, that's me. -Fun. 481 00:16:22,555 --> 00:16:23,474 You writing a story? 482 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,036 Uh, yeah. 483 00:16:25,078 --> 00:16:26,677 Yeah, I could be if there's, you know, one to tell. 484 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:27,839 You want any nuggets included? 485 00:16:27,881 --> 00:16:29,080 Just make it clear 486 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,363 Carrie and Neil are very happy together. 487 00:16:31,405 --> 00:16:33,445 -[Joyce] Mm-hmm. -Groupies are always circling. 488 00:16:33,487 --> 00:16:34,686 Move quick if you want a drink. 489 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:36,769 They devour everything. 490 00:16:36,811 --> 00:16:38,891 [Sable] Well, you're just in time 491 00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:40,493 'cause we're all out. 492 00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:42,375 -There you go. -Mm, thank you. 493 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:46,179 -[Bebe] Love your dress. -Thank you. [chuckles] 494 00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:48,261 Um, so... 495 00:16:48,303 --> 00:16:49,943 We're with Graham. 496 00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:51,825 He wanted our eyes on this. 497 00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:53,106 Did he? 498 00:16:53,148 --> 00:16:54,428 And how do you know Graham? 499 00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:55,829 I was at this party 500 00:16:55,871 --> 00:16:57,391 and got invited onstage to play the shakers. 501 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,713 You don't say? 502 00:16:58,755 --> 00:17:00,435 He told her that she had the best rhythm 503 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,597 -of any girl he'd ever met. -[Bebe] Stop. 504 00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:03,758 [Veronique] Joyce, my minx, 505 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,639 you want something from the kitchen? 506 00:17:04,681 --> 00:17:05,680 We're putting in an order. 507 00:17:05,722 --> 00:17:07,122 -Um-- -[Sable] Oh, my God. 508 00:17:07,164 --> 00:17:08,844 -You're the Minx lady? -[Joyce] Mm-hmm. 509 00:17:08,886 --> 00:17:10,125 Oh, my God! 510 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:11,847 My mom loves your magazine. 511 00:17:11,889 --> 00:17:13,769 Your mom? That is great. 512 00:17:13,811 --> 00:17:15,131 That's so--that's so great. 513 00:17:15,173 --> 00:17:17,814 We have a lot of older, um, readers. 514 00:17:17,856 --> 00:17:18,775 How old is your mom? 515 00:17:18,817 --> 00:17:20,176 32 next week. 516 00:17:20,218 --> 00:17:21,498 And you're dating Graham? 517 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:25,023 Uh, would definitely not say dating. 518 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,704 [Sable] So what about you? 519 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:28,946 I mean, what is Joyce Prigger doing 520 00:17:28,988 --> 00:17:30,990 in the fun time cabana? 521 00:17:33,713 --> 00:17:36,514 You know, that is a great question. 522 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,438 [singer singing indistinctly] 523 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,322 [Baby's "Life's What You Make It" playing] 524 00:17:43,364 --> 00:17:46,247 ? ? 525 00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:56,096 [singer] ?? Listen to the music ?? 526 00:17:56,138 --> 00:17:57,177 ?? Listen to the music ?? 527 00:17:57,219 --> 00:17:58,418 -[Rita] Hey. -Hi. 528 00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,580 VIPs this way. 529 00:17:59,622 --> 00:18:02,383 [Dance's "Clean Is Good" playing] 530 00:18:02,425 --> 00:18:04,425 [singer] ?? Listen to the groove, yeah ?? 531 00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:05,987 ? ? 532 00:18:06,029 --> 00:18:07,268 [Tina] Ooh, Joyce! 533 00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:08,870 Looking good. 534 00:18:08,912 --> 00:18:11,873 Tina! Oh, I am touched. 535 00:18:11,915 --> 00:18:12,834 Don't make me regret the compliment. 536 00:18:12,876 --> 00:18:13,915 [Joyce] Oh. 537 00:18:13,957 --> 00:18:15,397 -Isn't she stunning? -Mm-hmm. 538 00:18:15,439 --> 00:18:17,359 -[Joyce laughs] -How do you feel? 539 00:18:17,401 --> 00:18:18,680 ? ? 540 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,442 Like myself. 541 00:18:20,484 --> 00:18:22,645 You were right. You were right. 542 00:18:22,687 --> 00:18:23,726 Thank you for the push. 543 00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:25,608 Aw, that's my girl. [chuckles] 544 00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:27,290 All right, a toast. 545 00:18:27,332 --> 00:18:29,773 Doug even got me my favourite. Drambuie. 546 00:18:29,815 --> 00:18:32,015 Oh, thank you. 547 00:18:32,057 --> 00:18:34,498 [all] Cheers. 548 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:35,539 What do you think this is? 549 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,301 -[Constance] Mm. -[chimes play] 550 00:18:37,343 --> 00:18:40,424 [Doug] Ladies and gentleladies, the show is about to begin... 551 00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:42,106 [Joyce] That is strong. 552 00:18:42,148 --> 00:18:43,868 [Doug] ...and so please take your seats 553 00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:45,110 and clear your minds, 554 00:18:45,152 --> 00:18:48,115 because the journey starts now. 555 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,320 And that's why I deserve a raise. 556 00:18:54,362 --> 00:18:56,042 [male voice] Quit yer yappin'! 557 00:18:56,084 --> 00:18:58,965 Hike up that skirt and show me those legs. 558 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,086 [male voice 2] Where's my dinner? 559 00:19:00,128 --> 00:19:01,888 You promised me ham! 560 00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:04,010 [male voice 3] If God wanted your opinion, 561 00:19:04,052 --> 00:19:05,372 he would've made you a man. 562 00:19:05,414 --> 00:19:07,654 Et tu, padre? 563 00:19:07,696 --> 00:19:10,097 Oh! 564 00:19:10,139 --> 00:19:13,180 It's so hard being a woman in 1973. 565 00:19:13,222 --> 00:19:16,464 If only there was a way to make a change. 566 00:19:16,506 --> 00:19:18,508 [clears throat softly] 567 00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:21,590 [clears throat loudly] 568 00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:23,512 I said, if only there was a way 569 00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:24,913 to make a change! 570 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,555 [harp music playing] 571 00:19:26,597 --> 00:19:28,557 [scoffs] A dirty lamp? 572 00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:30,601 A woman's job is never done. 573 00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:33,723 -[air hissing] -[harp music playing] 574 00:19:33,765 --> 00:19:36,128 [gasps] A magic genie? 575 00:19:37,889 --> 00:19:39,329 [giggles] 576 00:19:39,371 --> 00:19:42,533 I'm here to grant you three wishes. 577 00:19:42,575 --> 00:19:44,775 Hmm, wow. 578 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:49,020 I guess my first wish would be to find a man who gets it. 579 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,702 [genie] Your wish is my command... 580 00:19:50,744 --> 00:19:53,104 at Club Minx! 581 00:19:53,146 --> 00:19:55,106 [rowdy rock music playing] 582 00:19:55,148 --> 00:19:56,788 [Doug] That's right, ladies! 583 00:19:56,830 --> 00:20:00,072 Welcome to the club where you come first and often! 584 00:20:00,114 --> 00:20:01,313 [singer] ?? When you gonna wake up ?? 585 00:20:01,355 --> 00:20:03,836 [Doug] Don't worry about dinner tonight, 586 00:20:03,878 --> 00:20:07,360 because what Maurice has cooking is piping hot! 587 00:20:07,402 --> 00:20:09,242 ? ? 588 00:20:09,284 --> 00:20:12,245 [cheers and applause] 589 00:20:12,287 --> 00:20:14,608 ? ? 590 00:20:14,650 --> 00:20:17,771 [cheers and applause] 591 00:20:17,813 --> 00:20:19,613 Don't get your panties in a bunch. 592 00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:22,056 Ivan's here to take 'em off... 593 00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:24,178 -[cheers and applause] -...and iron them. 594 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,381 [singer] ?? Hollywood high ?? 595 00:20:26,423 --> 00:20:28,463 [laughing] 596 00:20:28,505 --> 00:20:32,548 ?? Hollywood high ?? 597 00:20:32,590 --> 00:20:33,589 -[laughter] -Oh... 598 00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:35,471 ? ? 599 00:20:35,513 --> 00:20:38,434 [Doug] Are you feeling underappreciated, ladies? 600 00:20:38,476 --> 00:20:41,678 Well maybe tonight Nestor can help, 601 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:45,802 'cause he's gonna take really good care of your children. 602 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:47,244 [cheers and applause] 603 00:20:47,286 --> 00:20:50,287 And last but definitely not least, ladies, 604 00:20:50,329 --> 00:20:53,170 remember you're not alone in this revolution. 605 00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:54,892 Oh, no! 606 00:20:54,934 --> 00:20:59,497 Because my guy Xavier isn't afraid to fight... 607 00:20:59,539 --> 00:21:01,219 for your rights! 608 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,301 [cheers and applause] 609 00:21:03,343 --> 00:21:06,227 ? ? 610 00:21:07,428 --> 00:21:10,349 [Mantis' "Hollywood Eyes" playing" 611 00:21:10,391 --> 00:21:12,151 ? ? 612 00:21:12,193 --> 00:21:16,396 [singer] ?? They say in Hollywood the garden grows ?? 613 00:21:16,438 --> 00:21:19,920 ?? They say in Hollywood That everyone knows ?? 614 00:21:19,962 --> 00:21:21,682 ?? Oh ?? 615 00:21:21,724 --> 00:21:23,884 ? ? 616 00:21:23,926 --> 00:21:25,926 [cheers and applause] 617 00:21:25,968 --> 00:21:27,888 ? ? 618 00:21:27,930 --> 00:21:30,571 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! 619 00:21:30,613 --> 00:21:32,734 That's how you start a show, boys! 620 00:21:32,776 --> 00:21:34,376 Sexy, sexy! Keep fluffing, keep fluffing! 621 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,177 Doug, last looks on Maurice. 622 00:21:36,219 --> 00:21:39,103 [indistinct chatter] 623 00:21:42,026 --> 00:21:43,466 Let's just see. 624 00:21:43,508 --> 00:21:45,267 Stick this in there. Don't be shy. 625 00:21:45,309 --> 00:21:46,829 -For real? -It's not a judgment. 626 00:21:46,871 --> 00:21:49,514 It's stagecraft, Mo. Just do what I'm asking. 627 00:21:53,358 --> 00:21:55,118 [Bambi] All the letters I can write 628 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,880 are not as fair as this. 629 00:21:56,922 --> 00:21:58,642 Syllables of velvet, 630 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,965 depths of ruby, undrained. 631 00:22:01,007 --> 00:22:03,888 [funky percussive music plays] 632 00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:06,733 ? ? 633 00:22:20,628 --> 00:22:22,669 And a bathhouse was too much? 634 00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:25,031 ? ? 635 00:22:25,073 --> 00:22:26,993 -Where's Joyce? -Depends. 636 00:22:27,035 --> 00:22:30,077 Where'd you land on the shoot? 637 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:32,800 Deadline's a deadline. 638 00:22:32,842 --> 00:22:35,363 ? ? 639 00:22:35,405 --> 00:22:38,566 Now, am I supposed to find the baby attractive? 640 00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:39,847 Because I do. 641 00:22:39,889 --> 00:22:43,251 But is that the intention of the piece? 642 00:22:43,293 --> 00:22:45,454 Probably best to not think about it too hard. 643 00:22:45,496 --> 00:22:47,135 Hey, Xavier. Come here for a sec, would ya? 644 00:22:47,177 --> 00:22:48,297 Anything you need, Mr. Doug. 645 00:22:48,339 --> 00:22:49,378 Okay, you see that woman over there? 646 00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:50,659 Mm. 647 00:22:50,701 --> 00:22:51,861 [Doug] See the one I'm pointing at? 648 00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:53,543 [Xavier] Mm-hmm. Yeah. 649 00:22:53,585 --> 00:22:55,625 You got something special in you, man. 650 00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:57,026 -Know what I mean? -Mm. 651 00:22:57,068 --> 00:22:58,308 You've been working your whole life for it. 652 00:22:58,350 --> 00:22:59,549 Well, now's the moment. 653 00:22:59,591 --> 00:23:02,112 I want you to go make that woman feel alive 654 00:23:02,154 --> 00:23:04,194 the way only the X-man can. 655 00:23:04,236 --> 00:23:06,196 [both chuckling] 656 00:23:06,238 --> 00:23:07,638 You know, my name actually isn't Xavier. 657 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,959 -Yeah, I get it, I get it. -Okay. 658 00:23:09,001 --> 00:23:10,081 But that's what I'm gonna need from you, okay? 659 00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:11,362 Okay. 660 00:23:11,404 --> 00:23:12,764 No, no, no, no, no. 661 00:23:12,806 --> 00:23:14,205 Sexy baby's on stage. Just give him a second. 662 00:23:14,247 --> 00:23:16,968 You have one final wish. 663 00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:19,251 Use it wisely. 664 00:23:19,293 --> 00:23:22,735 -I wish women ruled the world. -[cheers and applause] 665 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,096 [harp music playing] 666 00:23:24,138 --> 00:23:25,738 As the next President of the United States, 667 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,100 do you promise to protect life, liberty, 668 00:23:28,142 --> 00:23:29,943 and the pursuit of... 669 00:23:29,985 --> 00:23:31,264 -sexiness? -[audience exclaiming] 670 00:23:31,306 --> 00:23:33,627 I do, America. 671 00:23:33,669 --> 00:23:36,550 [T-Rex's "20th Century Boy" playing] 672 00:23:36,592 --> 00:23:38,111 ? ? 673 00:23:38,153 --> 00:23:39,633 [cheers and applause] 674 00:23:39,675 --> 00:23:42,558 ? ? 675 00:23:52,249 --> 00:23:54,169 [singer] ?? Friends say it's fine ?? 676 00:23:54,211 --> 00:23:55,931 ?? Friends say it's good ?? 677 00:23:55,973 --> 00:23:57,333 ?? Everybody says ?? 678 00:23:57,375 --> 00:24:00,776 ?? It's just like Robin Hood ?? 679 00:24:00,818 --> 00:24:02,859 ? ? 680 00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:06,583 ?? I move like a cat Charge like a ram ?? 681 00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:11,068 ?? Sting like a bee, babe I wanna be your man ?? 682 00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:14,033 ? ? 683 00:24:16,716 --> 00:24:18,516 ?? Well, it's plain to see ?? 684 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,238 ?? You were meant for me ?? 685 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,000 ?? Yeah, I'm your boy ?? 686 00:24:22,042 --> 00:24:24,122 ?? Your 20th Century toy ?? 687 00:24:24,164 --> 00:24:27,087 ? ? 688 00:24:31,452 --> 00:24:34,814 ?? Friends say it's fine Friends say it's good ?? 689 00:24:34,856 --> 00:24:36,416 ?? Everybody says ?? 690 00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:41,221 ?? It's just like Robin Hood ?? 691 00:24:41,263 --> 00:24:42,863 ? ? 692 00:24:42,905 --> 00:24:44,344 [all] M-I-N-X! 693 00:24:44,386 --> 00:24:46,106 M-I-N-X! 694 00:24:46,148 --> 00:24:48,549 -What club is this? -[all] Club Minx! 695 00:24:48,591 --> 00:24:50,431 Yeah! So good! 696 00:24:50,473 --> 00:24:52,033 So sexy, guys! 697 00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:54,475 That was excellent. Really good, really good. 698 00:24:54,517 --> 00:24:56,598 Hey, tip these guys out, okay? Give 'em some real money. 699 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,879 I'm so proud of you guys! 700 00:24:57,921 --> 00:25:00,762 Block off '73 and '74! 701 00:25:00,804 --> 00:25:03,726 We got a fucking hit! I love you guys so much. 702 00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:04,847 Hey! 703 00:25:04,889 --> 00:25:06,689 [laughs] 704 00:25:06,731 --> 00:25:10,533 You said you wanted a big idea, I gave you gravity, huh? 705 00:25:10,575 --> 00:25:11,935 I haven't been this entertained 706 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:14,097 since Nat King Cole sung at my wedding. 707 00:25:14,139 --> 00:25:15,338 Oh, I knew it! 708 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,860 But this is just the start! 709 00:25:16,902 --> 00:25:18,822 I want to start with medium-size markets, 710 00:25:18,864 --> 00:25:21,065 two troupes, East Coast, West Coast. 711 00:25:21,107 --> 00:25:23,347 -really just-- -Joyce has some concerns. 712 00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:24,869 [Doug] Oh, yeah. I saw you. 713 00:25:24,911 --> 00:25:27,792 You seemed to be very concerned with my pal Xavier. 714 00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:29,754 The show was really fun. 715 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:31,716 It was acrobatic, 716 00:25:31,758 --> 00:25:34,680 and the men had impressive physiques. 717 00:25:34,722 --> 00:25:36,522 Oh, these boys have rock-hard bodies. 718 00:25:36,564 --> 00:25:39,565 It takes real dedication, and they got it. 719 00:25:39,607 --> 00:25:41,407 -I saw you liking it. -[Joyce laughs] 720 00:25:41,449 --> 00:25:42,929 You throw a great party. 721 00:25:42,971 --> 00:25:44,570 [Doug] Oh, thank you. 722 00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:47,135 But I don't want to be the host of it. 723 00:25:48,817 --> 00:25:50,056 It just--it wasn't Minx. 724 00:25:50,098 --> 00:25:52,980 Well, what are you talking about, right? 725 00:25:53,022 --> 00:25:54,862 Minx is so much more than a magazine now. 726 00:25:54,904 --> 00:25:57,066 We can be whatever the fuck we want, right? 727 00:25:58,468 --> 00:25:59,667 No one at our level 728 00:25:59,709 --> 00:26:02,670 is claiming sexuality and intelligence 729 00:26:02,712 --> 00:26:04,312 with equal confidence, 730 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:08,156 and this was one of those things, but it just-- 731 00:26:08,198 --> 00:26:11,362 I don't see a world where it ever becomes both. 732 00:26:13,965 --> 00:26:18,047 You said you wanted to be wowed, right? 733 00:26:18,089 --> 00:26:20,290 Well, were you fucking wowed tonight? 734 00:26:20,332 --> 00:26:22,973 Yes, and as much as I enjoyed myself, 735 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,414 I have to defer to Joyce. 736 00:26:24,456 --> 00:26:26,937 That was our deal. 737 00:26:26,979 --> 00:26:29,580 But Joyce, you look at that. 738 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:33,704 Sexual liberation on display. 739 00:26:33,746 --> 00:26:35,907 Doug, the answer is no. 740 00:26:35,949 --> 00:26:37,951 I'm sorry. 741 00:26:42,636 --> 00:26:45,197 [singer] ?? And she treats me ?? 742 00:26:45,239 --> 00:26:46,799 ?? Like I don't care ?? 743 00:26:46,841 --> 00:26:49,001 I can barely hear the "fuck you." 744 00:26:49,043 --> 00:26:51,164 -[Richie] Joyce loved them. -Of course she did. 745 00:26:51,206 --> 00:26:53,006 -These are amazing. -[Richie] Mm. 746 00:26:53,048 --> 00:26:55,568 Bathhouse would've been better. 747 00:26:55,610 --> 00:26:57,491 You weren't really gonna do a retrospective, were you? 748 00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,573 No. Even I know that's a bad idea. 749 00:26:59,615 --> 00:27:01,935 Hmm. 750 00:27:01,977 --> 00:27:03,217 You know, you're really good 751 00:27:03,259 --> 00:27:05,139 at this whole managing people thing. 752 00:27:05,181 --> 00:27:06,540 [Tina] It's my job. 753 00:27:06,582 --> 00:27:07,702 But I'm not sure I like it when you do it to me. 754 00:27:07,744 --> 00:27:09,746 Sometimes you're the job. 755 00:27:10,987 --> 00:27:12,907 But you're worth it. 756 00:27:12,949 --> 00:27:14,952 Look what you can do. 757 00:27:17,234 --> 00:27:19,034 You think anyone else knows how good we are? 758 00:27:19,076 --> 00:27:21,959 ? ? 759 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,400 Not a chance. 760 00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:27,003 [singer] ?? To have and to hold ?? 761 00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:28,765 ?? To say in my soul ?? 762 00:27:28,807 --> 00:27:30,166 [Shelly] Chin up, okay? 763 00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:32,211 No one can take away what you did out there. 764 00:27:33,812 --> 00:27:35,212 [sighs] 765 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:36,373 Oh... 766 00:27:36,415 --> 00:27:37,775 Hey, I know it hurts. 767 00:27:37,817 --> 00:27:39,136 I mean, I only worked on it a day, 768 00:27:39,178 --> 00:27:40,418 and I'm very disappointed. 769 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,462 I can't imagine how you're feeling. 770 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,543 When you dream something up 771 00:27:45,585 --> 00:27:47,866 and someone just takes it away... 772 00:27:47,908 --> 00:27:50,028 I don't think I have it in me. 773 00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:51,750 Business is so mean. 774 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:53,192 It is mean, 775 00:27:53,234 --> 00:27:55,194 but you just need a good night's sleep, you know? 776 00:27:55,236 --> 00:27:57,036 Oh. [sighs] 777 00:27:57,078 --> 00:27:59,479 [Bambi] Will you stay a little longer? 778 00:27:59,521 --> 00:28:00,600 I just need a friend. 779 00:28:00,642 --> 00:28:02,402 I don't want to be alone tonight. 780 00:28:02,444 --> 00:28:05,125 ? ? 781 00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:06,887 You know what? I wish I could, but I just-- 782 00:28:06,929 --> 00:28:08,529 I--I have to get home. 783 00:28:08,571 --> 00:28:10,251 I'm sorry. 784 00:28:10,293 --> 00:28:11,812 It's okay. 785 00:28:11,854 --> 00:28:14,737 ? ? 786 00:28:20,344 --> 00:28:22,346 What a waste. 787 00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:26,308 [siren wailing in distance] 788 00:28:26,350 --> 00:28:30,713 You know, I haven't had a boss since I was 16 years old, 789 00:28:30,755 --> 00:28:32,755 and now I have two, 790 00:28:32,797 --> 00:28:35,238 and one of them is Joyce fucking Prigger. 791 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,960 I was wondering when you were gonna figure that out. 792 00:28:37,002 --> 00:28:38,922 I have been busting my ass. 793 00:28:38,964 --> 00:28:41,004 I've been working so hard, Tines. 794 00:28:41,046 --> 00:28:42,766 And what do I have to show for it? 795 00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:45,489 A Rolls-Royce, a six-figure deal, 796 00:28:45,531 --> 00:28:48,052 and... how many Speedos did you buy? 797 00:28:48,094 --> 00:28:49,213 Minimum was 2,000. 798 00:28:49,255 --> 00:28:50,975 I got a little cocky and bought 4,000. 799 00:28:51,017 --> 00:28:53,618 You could uh, slap a Minx logo on 'em. 800 00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:55,100 Please don't. 801 00:28:55,142 --> 00:28:58,744 What do you say we hop in your fancy car, 802 00:28:58,786 --> 00:29:00,786 drive up the coast, 803 00:29:00,828 --> 00:29:03,028 get lost where no one can reach us? 804 00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:05,191 [Doug sighs] 805 00:29:05,233 --> 00:29:08,274 Only if you drive so I can get drunk in the car. 806 00:29:08,316 --> 00:29:09,716 [chuckles] Deal. 807 00:29:09,758 --> 00:29:11,760 [knock at door] 808 00:29:14,403 --> 00:29:15,642 You never said goodbye. 809 00:29:15,684 --> 00:29:16,964 [inhales deeply] 810 00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:19,086 I was told not to interrupt the talent. 811 00:29:19,128 --> 00:29:20,648 -I made a mistake. -[Joyce chuckles] 812 00:29:20,690 --> 00:29:22,530 I wanted you there, it's just-- I don't know. 813 00:29:22,572 --> 00:29:25,695 Sometimes--sometimes I get caught up. 814 00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:30,699 You're a star, Graham. 815 00:29:30,741 --> 00:29:32,461 And you should enjoy that. 816 00:29:32,503 --> 00:29:35,264 I plan on doing the same. 817 00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:36,465 Just not with you. 818 00:29:36,507 --> 00:29:38,307 Come on. 819 00:29:38,349 --> 00:29:40,351 -Don't be mad. -I'm not. 820 00:29:41,953 --> 00:29:43,593 Look, we had a lot of fun, 821 00:29:43,635 --> 00:29:45,755 and you introduced me to my new favourite hotel. 822 00:29:45,797 --> 00:29:47,197 [chuckles] 823 00:29:47,239 --> 00:29:49,680 All right. Okay. 824 00:29:49,722 --> 00:29:51,602 Yeah. 825 00:29:51,644 --> 00:29:52,603 Well, can we at least just-- 826 00:29:52,645 --> 00:29:54,647 -Good night, Graham. -Okay. 827 00:29:56,810 --> 00:29:59,450 If you change your mind... 828 00:29:59,492 --> 00:30:01,495 I'll be over here. 829 00:30:03,257 --> 00:30:05,259 [door closes] 830 00:30:06,821 --> 00:30:09,343 [breathing deeply] 831 00:30:10,665 --> 00:30:12,104 -Was that-- -Yeah. 832 00:30:12,146 --> 00:30:15,028 [Jim Sullivan's "Whistle Stop" playing] 833 00:30:15,070 --> 00:30:18,353 ? ? 834 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:22,756 [Jim] ?? Thunder And lightning in my eyes ?? 835 00:30:22,798 --> 00:30:25,439 ?? And when the train ?? 836 00:30:25,481 --> 00:30:27,161 ?? Began to move ?? 837 00:30:27,203 --> 00:30:31,806 ?? Then she waved goodbye To being for a while ?? 838 00:30:31,848 --> 00:30:33,488 ? ? 839 00:30:33,530 --> 00:30:36,011 ?? All the air ?? 840 00:30:36,053 --> 00:30:39,615 ?? Just seemed quite foggy To me ?? 841 00:30:39,657 --> 00:30:42,580 ? ? 842 00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:53,950 ?? We have spoken in a way ?? 843 00:30:53,992 --> 00:30:56,433 ?? And I knew ?? 844 00:30:56,475 --> 00:31:00,958 ?? That I had known her Before this day ?? 845 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,442 ?? Echoing inside the ?? 846 00:31:04,484 --> 00:31:06,885 ?? Memories ?? 847 00:31:06,927 --> 00:31:10,008 ?? Still unknown to me ?? 848 00:31:10,050 --> 00:31:12,130 ?? Do you know the feeling? ?? 849 00:31:12,172 --> 00:31:14,733 ?? Can you love someone ?? 850 00:31:14,775 --> 00:31:18,858 ?? You've only met A while ago ?? 851 00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:21,300 ? ? 852 00:31:21,342 --> 00:31:24,023 ?? Is it just a life ?? 853 00:31:24,065 --> 00:31:26,907 ?? A lifetime gone ?? 854 00:31:26,949 --> 00:31:30,192 ? ? 855 00:31:31,113 --> 00:31:34,195 ?? Sing ba-da-da-da Da-da-da-da ?? 856 00:31:34,237 --> 00:31:37,478 ?? Da-da-da, da-da-da ?? 857 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,283 ?? 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