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Who are those people,
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and why do they keep taking
our picture?
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That's Rolling Stone,
and they're here today
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doing a feature
on Bottom Dollar.
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I didn't come here to write
about Bottom Dollar or Minx.
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I came here to write about you.
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There's a whisper campaign that
a good number of our readers
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-are homosexuals.
-[Joyce] Isn't it better
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if our work is interesting
to all kinds of people?
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We have advertisers
that are paying
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specifically to reach women.
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Tonight,
ladies choose their partners.
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Len, I was, um, thinking
about going back to Minx.
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Oh. It's about time.
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I would like you to consider it
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my application
to be your secretary.
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But I need you to come up
with more ideas for Minx.
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[Joyce] I've gotten everythingI've ever wanted,
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and it's happened so fast.
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[Simon] Have you everconsidered that maybe
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you are exactlywhere you belong?
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[Nancy Sinatra &
Lee Hazlewood's "Sand" playing]
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[Lee] ?? Young womanShare your fire with me ??
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? ?
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?? My heart is cold ??
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?? My soul is free ??
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? ?
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?? I am a strangerIn your land ??
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?? A wandering manCall me sand ??
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? ?
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[Nancy] ?? Oh sirMy fire is very small ??
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? ?
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?? It will not warm thy heart ??
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?? At all ??
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[Joyce] Ow!
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? ?
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I could've sworn
I set my wake-up call for noon.
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-Oh.
-[Joyce sighs]
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I can send up the concierge
if you would prefer.
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You do know that I have a thing
for a man with a comb-over.
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-Did I tell you this?
-[laughs]
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Come here.
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I am very late.
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I have back-to-back meetings.
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You're not gonna look
very professional
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without your knickers on,
are you?
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[laughs]
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Just saying.
Do you want these back?
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[both laughing]
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Mm...
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[Graham sighs]
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We're shooting the album cover
today.
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I could use your eye.
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If you want to add
another shoot to my schedule,
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then I am going to require
payment in advance.
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Oh. Well, that can be arranged.
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-All right.
-Yeah.
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You got five minutes.
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-Five minutes?
-Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, but what if I want
to, you know...
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[whispering indistinctly]
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Okay, 25.
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[both laughing]
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[upbeat music plays]
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? ?
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[singer] ?? If I was a boatOn a river ??
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? ?
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?? I guess I'd knowRight where I was ??
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? ?
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Jogging!
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[singer]
?? Well, you won't see me ??
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?? Floating by facedown ??
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?? You just float and then
You know you're feeling fine ??
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[chuckling]
That's three days this week.
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[Doug] 43 minutes.
It's my personal best.
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I'm telling you,
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you gotta try
this jogging thing.
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You really do. This is the...
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well, it's the healthiest
I've ever felt
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in my whole life.
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Hey, boss.
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I covered your office windows
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so no one can sneak a peek
of...
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[whispering]
...Secret Project X.
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[normally]
Sorry, Rita. It's a secret.
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We know.
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-Doug?
-Mm?
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As your probationary secretary,
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can I ask you a question
about Secret Project X?
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You can ask me anything.
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Um,
does it have to be a secret?
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I mean, wouldn't it be more fun
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if people knew
what they were excited about?
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Well, it's about, you know,
keeping people guessing,
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so that's kind of the idea.
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Oh, but...
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they're not.
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Well, maybe not out loud,
Bambs, but...
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but inside, they are.
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I mean, look at them.
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They've got an itch
inside their brains,
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and they don't know
how to scratch it.
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? ?
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But none of these people matter
anyhow, right?
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We've got an audience of one,
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and when Connie sees
what we are cooking up,
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we're gonna be writing
our own ticket.
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And then I'll officially be
your gal Friday?
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Absolutely--we pull this off,
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you're gonna get a raise
and benefits.
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[squeals] Yes!
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Oh, but can I still do
my own dental?
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Yeah, whatever you want.
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[funky music plays]
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[Shelly]
I can't believe it's real!
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[Richie] It just needs
Bella's signature.
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And also, you need to trim
about 100 words
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'cause I don't want
to mess with the design.
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Oh.
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Maybe lose the bit
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about Bella finding
the earring?
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What?
It's the soul of the piece.
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Ugh, you really are a writer.
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Yeah!
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[both laughing]
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Oh, it feels great to be back.
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I have missed this place.
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Aw. Well, we missed you too.
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A lot of people here care
about you,
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and you sort of disappeared
on us.
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Well, I--I needed to figure
some stuff out, you know?
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-Mm. Like Bella?
-[Shelly sighs]
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And her escapades seem to have
brought some stability.
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And adventure.
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Yeah, Bella's been
around the block now.
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Those San Marino blocks
are long and leafy.
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-You don't know the half of it.
-[both laughing]
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But Bella started her journey
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through some other
neighbourhoods too.
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Ones with more experimental
architecture.
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Think she's tempted
to revisit those?
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Well, Bella is in
a--a better place
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with her husband, Gian-Paul,
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and uh, Bella needs to focus
on her work
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while at work
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and nothing else.
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Do you get what I'm saying?
I'm not good at this.
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No, I get it.
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[singer]
?? But I woke up this morning ??
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?? With that tasteIn my mouth ??
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-Oh, what's going on here?
-Oh, nothing.
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Just finishing up some stuff
for tonight.
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Oh, right.
Your secret special something.
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-What time is it again?
-Uh--
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Doors open at 8:00.
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[chuckling] Don't worry
if you can't make it.
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You work hard, you play hard.
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You deserve a quiet night in.
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No, I can spare 90 minutes.
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[Bambi]
That's just an estimate.
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I didn't factor in
applause breaks.
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Okay, you mind heading in
and finishing up?
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Yeah. But all good, Prigger.
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I mean,
Connie's coming tonight,
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and those are really
the only eyes I need,
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so honestly,
don't worry about it.
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-Uh-uh.
-Okay.
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Okay.
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-Hey!
-Oh, hi! Mwah!
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-Oh, both cheeks! That's new.
-[laughter]
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Maybe I'll use that for Bella.
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-Oh, you should!
-Yeah.
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Listen, um, I'm just popping in.
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I'm gonna drop these off,
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and then I'm gonna go meet
Constance in Beverly Hills.
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Oh, excuse me.
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-Field trip with the boss?
-[Joyce] Mm-hmm.
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Somebody's making
an impression.
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I think she just wants
to give me notes
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on the August issue
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in her, you know,
natural habitat.
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But anyway,
it's so good that you're back.
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Oh, well, it feels great.
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Everything got so shiny.
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-I know.
-Right? [laughs]
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Oh, did you look
at those revisions?
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No, not yet, but I will.
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I'm just--you know,
I'm swamped.
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There's just--
there's so much going on here,
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and--and I--
I'm trying to write my book,
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and I have the--the renovations
on the new condo--
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And?
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Plus crashing at the Margaux,
yes,
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so I'm just getting no sleep.
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Now, is that the hotel's fault
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or your rock star boyfriend?
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He's not my boyfriend.
He is just--
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The famous musician
you're shacking up with.
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I cannot believe
this is my life
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and not some story
that I'm writing in my head.
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It's wild!
It's almost as wild as Bella.
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Where do you come up
with that stuff?
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Oh, well, actually--
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Does my hair look okay,
by the way?
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I did not have time
to wash it this morning
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because I was having sex.
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-[laughter]
-[Shelly] Yes, yes.
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It looks perfect.
[clears throat]
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[Joyce] I'm here, I'm here,
I'm here, I'm here.
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Okay, I hope
you can uh, read my notes.
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They got a little bit smudged.
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Whiskey and, uh...
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...mint chip.
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What a Wednesday.
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Well, I learned from the best.
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Yes, you did.
Okay, I call it...
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...Good Clean Fun.
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Oh, your dream shoot.
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Okay, I am ready.
Tell me everything.
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A bathhouse, West Hollywood.
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More men that we know
what to do with.
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A bathhouse? Very sexy.
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Okay, what's the angle?
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[Richie] Okay.
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Communal bathing.
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Men lounging, reading,playing board games.
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It's an explorationof the male form
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without artifice,out in the wild.
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Huh. [chuckles]
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Do you think it might be
too, um...
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...straightforward for Minx?
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It's real.
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You know, actual male desire.
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Totally.
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Yeah.
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It's, uh, it's--
it's very, um...
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Maybe I can, um, think on it.
Okay.
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Richie's been waiting weeks
to pitch this to you.
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We've already rescheduled
twice.
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-We have to pull the trigger.
-Yeah.
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I just--I don't see how, um,
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this slots into
a women's magazine.
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What if, you know,
it's not in a bathhouse?
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What if it's the same,
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but just, you know,
somewhere else?
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Then it would be different.
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I think that
we should put a pin in it
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and we should think about
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something more aspirational,
okay?
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Our centrefolds
are the ultimate fantasy.
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For our female readers.
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[Tina] Sounds like
you have a very clear vision.
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Any fixes?
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Uh...
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...what about backstage?
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A-a stolen moment
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with a rock starin his dressing room?
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Wow. Lightning strikes.
259
00:08:44,411 --> 00:08:46,612
How'd you come up
with that one?
260
00:08:46,654 --> 00:08:49,097
I guess I'll go find us
a rock star.
261
00:08:53,181 --> 00:08:55,021
Didn't your mama ever teach you
how to turn someone down?
262
00:08:55,063 --> 00:08:56,142
My mother? No.
263
00:08:56,184 --> 00:08:57,103
My mother...
264
00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:58,986
[laughs]
265
00:08:59,028 --> 00:09:00,667
My mother wasn't around
for that kind of stuff.
266
00:09:00,709 --> 00:09:02,710
Not something
you want to talk about?
267
00:09:02,752 --> 00:09:03,871
No, not really.
268
00:09:03,913 --> 00:09:05,713
Well, my mama
is a serious bitch,
269
00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:06,994
and she taught me that
270
00:09:07,036 --> 00:09:08,796
if you don't like something,
you just say no.
271
00:09:08,838 --> 00:09:10,919
-Who says I didn't like it?
-[Tina] You, in 40 ways.
272
00:09:10,961 --> 00:09:12,921
Body language, tone of voice,
even the way
273
00:09:12,963 --> 00:09:14,122
you keep scratching
the back of your head.
274
00:09:14,164 --> 00:09:15,203
Okay, I feel observed.
275
00:09:15,245 --> 00:09:16,565
You think it's nicer,
276
00:09:16,607 --> 00:09:18,367
but it only makes everything
worse.
277
00:09:18,409 --> 00:09:20,369
Just be direct.
278
00:09:20,411 --> 00:09:22,571
By the way, I've looked over
your work expenses.
279
00:09:22,613 --> 00:09:23,613
[Joyce] Mm-hmm?
280
00:09:23,655 --> 00:09:25,615
14 valet stubs
from the Margaux.
281
00:09:25,657 --> 00:09:26,816
I'm living out of a suitcase.
282
00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:27,977
I--I--I need a place to work.
283
00:09:28,019 --> 00:09:29,379
You have an office.
284
00:09:29,421 --> 00:09:30,780
I'm not accepting these.
285
00:09:30,822 --> 00:09:32,825
-Yeah, but I'm staying--
-[Tina] No.
286
00:09:33,305 --> 00:09:34,585
See how easy that was?
287
00:09:34,627 --> 00:09:35,706
[energetic rock music plays]
288
00:09:35,748 --> 00:09:36,867
Not a problem.
289
00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,309
[Shelly] Bella quivered
290
00:09:38,351 --> 00:09:40,431
as Gian-Paul shivered.
291
00:09:40,473 --> 00:09:42,994
Ooh, that's good. [chuckles]
292
00:09:43,036 --> 00:09:44,796
-[Doug] Shel.
-Hi, Doug.
293
00:09:44,838 --> 00:09:46,840
Can I talk to you?
294
00:09:47,441 --> 00:09:49,201
That Bella LaRouche stuff
is sexy stuff.
295
00:09:49,243 --> 00:09:50,442
It really is.
296
00:09:50,484 --> 00:09:51,804
I didn't expect it
from a Prigger.
297
00:09:51,846 --> 00:09:53,525
Oh, well, I've always had
a wild imagination.
298
00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:55,247
Imagination--she's married
to an orthodontist
299
00:09:55,289 --> 00:09:56,529
from La Ca�ada.
300
00:09:56,571 --> 00:09:58,050
It's actually San Marino, so...
301
00:09:58,092 --> 00:10:00,173
Either way, I need a little bit
of that sexiness
302
00:10:00,215 --> 00:10:01,414
on my special project.
303
00:10:01,456 --> 00:10:03,216
My copy could use a spark.
304
00:10:03,258 --> 00:10:05,018
Well,
my spark doesn't come cheap.
305
00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,900
How's a hundred bucks
and a peek on the inside?
306
00:10:06,942 --> 00:10:08,944
I'm in.
307
00:10:10,987 --> 00:10:12,226
Shellfish!
308
00:10:12,268 --> 00:10:13,387
You're gonna be working
pretty closely
309
00:10:13,429 --> 00:10:14,749
-with Bambs on this one.
-You know what?
310
00:10:14,791 --> 00:10:16,591
I'm on a deadline, actually,
so I should just--
311
00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:19,234
Oh, come on.
It's an afternoon, and that's--
312
00:10:19,276 --> 00:10:21,436
[chuckling] Well, that's really
all the time we've got.
313
00:10:21,478 --> 00:10:23,198
So I'm gonna lock you two girls
in this room,
314
00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,880
and please make some magic.
315
00:10:24,922 --> 00:10:26,802
[Bambi] Magic's on hold.We have a huge problem.
316
00:10:26,844 --> 00:10:29,285
The archdiocese said we can't
use their venue anymore.
317
00:10:29,327 --> 00:10:31,127
Oh, no.
I guess it's all falling apart.
318
00:10:31,169 --> 00:10:32,368
-I'll just get back to--
-No, no.
319
00:10:32,410 --> 00:10:33,690
Just a little speed bump.
It's a hiccup.
320
00:10:33,732 --> 00:10:34,611
Everything's gonna be
just fine.
321
00:10:34,653 --> 00:10:35,652
I'm so sorry.
322
00:10:35,694 --> 00:10:36,653
You give me one thing to do,
323
00:10:36,695 --> 00:10:37,614
and I already screwed it up.
324
00:10:37,656 --> 00:10:38,975
Oh, Bambi, it's fine.
325
00:10:39,017 --> 00:10:40,217
I'll have a new venue by lunch.
326
00:10:40,259 --> 00:10:41,538
But here's
what I need you girls to do:
327
00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:43,460
just stay in this room
and grind it out
328
00:10:43,502 --> 00:10:45,062
until you make something great
together, okay?
329
00:10:45,104 --> 00:10:47,106
Please.
330
00:10:47,507 --> 00:10:50,508
[indistinct chatter]
331
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,310
[phone ringing]
332
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,832
[light music plays]
333
00:10:53,874 --> 00:10:56,755
[singer singing in French]
334
00:10:56,797 --> 00:10:58,357
? ?
335
00:10:58,399 --> 00:10:59,998
[person]
Sorry, appointment only.
336
00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,280
[Constance] She has one.
337
00:11:01,322 --> 00:11:03,763
? ?
338
00:11:03,805 --> 00:11:06,486
-This is Betty, the designer.
-Hi.
339
00:11:06,528 --> 00:11:08,207
My latest discovery.
340
00:11:08,249 --> 00:11:12,692
An all-female staff
confronting the sartorial ennui
341
00:11:12,734 --> 00:11:14,414
of the working women's
wardrobe.
342
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,457
Right. Uh...
343
00:11:16,499 --> 00:11:18,098
okay, well, while I agree
344
00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:20,941
that professional women do need
more clothing options,
345
00:11:20,983 --> 00:11:24,946
I wonder if uh, fashion coverage
is beyond the scope of--
346
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,949
[Constance] No, we're not here
for the magazine.
347
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:31,233
We're actually here for you.
348
00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:32,234
I'll grab the second rack.
349
00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:33,956
A little wardrobe rethink.
350
00:11:33,998 --> 00:11:36,158
Multiple racks? [chuckles]
351
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,160
Didn't realise my wardrobe
was so stale.
352
00:11:38,202 --> 00:11:39,882
Oh, you have beautiful style.
You do.
353
00:11:39,924 --> 00:11:43,406
It just needs to catch up
to the woman that you've become
354
00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:46,089
and the magazine that
you've elevated so beautifully.
355
00:11:46,131 --> 00:11:47,931
[chuckling] Okay.
That's very kind.
356
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:49,813
Thank you, Constance,
but it's--
357
00:11:49,855 --> 00:11:51,375
I actually put a lot of thought
into what I wear.
358
00:11:51,417 --> 00:11:53,697
[softly] Right.
359
00:11:53,739 --> 00:11:57,782
Navy suits and pussy bows,
they got you here,
360
00:11:57,824 --> 00:12:00,265
but you do not need
to dress like a man
361
00:12:00,307 --> 00:12:02,027
to earn the respect of one.
362
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,148
Mm-mm.
363
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,990
Not anymore.
364
00:12:05,032 --> 00:12:07,913
Surely, there is something here
that catches your eye.
365
00:12:07,955 --> 00:12:10,838
? ?
366
00:12:11,599 --> 00:12:12,598
Huh.
367
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:16,082
[Constance] What a figure!
368
00:12:16,124 --> 00:12:17,764
See, I had a feeling.
369
00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:19,005
Y--yeah.
370
00:12:19,047 --> 00:12:22,009
It feels like
a bit of a departure.
371
00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:23,050
[chuckles]
372
00:12:23,092 --> 00:12:25,212
No one at your level
373
00:12:25,254 --> 00:12:28,456
is claiming sexuality
and intelligence
374
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,057
with equal confidence.
375
00:12:30,099 --> 00:12:34,382
We can be powerful
and feminine.
376
00:12:34,424 --> 00:12:38,066
Give our girls something
to aspire to.
377
00:12:38,108 --> 00:12:40,429
See, I had to make this all up
as I went along.
378
00:12:40,471 --> 00:12:44,513
And boy, do I have the scars
to prove it.
379
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,879
Let me ease your path a little.
380
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,561
I have loved having you
to look to.
381
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,563
It's not something I'm used to.
382
00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:55,045
And I have really enjoyed
383
00:12:55,087 --> 00:12:58,130
having a smart younger woman
to fuss over.
384
00:12:59,892 --> 00:13:01,492
No one is gonna force you
to do something
385
00:13:01,534 --> 00:13:03,536
that you don't want to do.
386
00:13:03,937 --> 00:13:05,576
Ah.
387
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,020
Why don't you wear this out,
see how you feel?
388
00:13:09,062 --> 00:13:12,184
If you don't like it,we'll scrap the whole thing.
389
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:15,147
? ?
390
00:13:15,189 --> 00:13:16,468
[Richie] You know what?
391
00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:18,511
I think we might have room
after all.
392
00:13:18,553 --> 00:13:20,755
Bring back one of those chunky
books for her to read.
393
00:13:21,876 --> 00:13:25,839
Hmm. I call it Backstage Ass.
394
00:13:25,881 --> 00:13:28,764
? ?
395
00:13:31,487 --> 00:13:34,448
She's not dumb.
This can't be in the magazine.
396
00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:35,810
Honey, lift up your chin
a little bit.
397
00:13:35,852 --> 00:13:37,972
Less bored, more judgmental.
398
00:13:38,014 --> 00:13:40,935
You don't care how hard
he worked on that song.
399
00:13:40,977 --> 00:13:42,417
You're at 90% fuck you.
400
00:13:42,459 --> 00:13:44,539
You need to bring this thing
down to about ten.
401
00:13:44,581 --> 00:13:45,821
[Richie] Only 90?
402
00:13:45,863 --> 00:13:47,623
Hey, Danny,
fly in that typewriter.
403
00:13:47,665 --> 00:13:49,264
She wants everyone to know
how busy she is.
404
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,227
Oh, um,
typewriting costs extra.
405
00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:53,709
-[Tina] Richie?
-Excuse me.
406
00:13:53,751 --> 00:13:55,311
What?
407
00:13:55,353 --> 00:13:57,113
We both know I should be
shooting Bathhouse right now.
408
00:13:57,155 --> 00:14:00,076
She's the boss, remember?
409
00:14:00,118 --> 00:14:01,838
Joyce and I used to have
a dialogue.
410
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,081
Now it feels like a lecture.
411
00:14:04,123 --> 00:14:06,644
-I understand your frustration.
-[Richie sighs softly]
412
00:14:06,686 --> 00:14:09,567
If you can't do this concept,
just scrap the shoot.
413
00:14:09,609 --> 00:14:11,489
We'll go with a retrospective.
414
00:14:11,531 --> 00:14:12,690
-[Richie gasps]
-Easy.
415
00:14:12,732 --> 00:14:14,572
The magazine isn't even
a year old.
416
00:14:14,614 --> 00:14:16,174
That's creative bankruptcy.
417
00:14:16,216 --> 00:14:19,057
Telling your boss to go screw
herself is career suicide.
418
00:14:19,099 --> 00:14:20,659
Don't sweat it.
419
00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:22,941
I already pulled some goofy,
behind-the-scenes shots.
420
00:14:22,983 --> 00:14:25,504
-We can just--
-Stop hurting me.
421
00:14:25,546 --> 00:14:27,266
[softly] Okay.
422
00:14:27,308 --> 00:14:29,429
I'll figure it out.
423
00:14:29,471 --> 00:14:32,432
[upbeat funky music plays]
424
00:14:32,474 --> 00:14:34,754
-[laughter]
-[bell dings]
425
00:14:34,796 --> 00:14:36,116
[laughing] What?
426
00:14:36,158 --> 00:14:37,558
No, I swear.
427
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,400
I thought I was done,
but she kept squealing,
428
00:14:39,442 --> 00:14:41,442
so I shoved both my hands
back inside
429
00:14:41,484 --> 00:14:42,643
and pulled out another piglet.
430
00:14:42,685 --> 00:14:44,045
Oh, my God.
431
00:14:44,087 --> 00:14:46,527
The things that happen to you
on the 405.
432
00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:48,449
Oh, I have missed
these stories.
433
00:14:48,491 --> 00:14:50,612
Oh, my God, and look how fast
the work went.
434
00:14:50,654 --> 00:14:51,773
Is there anything else?
Are we--
435
00:14:51,815 --> 00:14:53,895
-No, I think that's it.
-Okay.
436
00:14:53,937 --> 00:14:55,177
Should we have sex now?
437
00:14:55,219 --> 00:14:57,900
Oh, n--no. Uh, but--no.
438
00:14:57,942 --> 00:15:00,463
I--um, I--
I can't do that again.
439
00:15:00,505 --> 00:15:02,465
I just thought with you coming
back here, just--
440
00:15:02,507 --> 00:15:04,027
Yeah, well, I'm--
441
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:07,631
Bambi, I'm back,
but we need to be friends.
442
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,152
No more... you know.
443
00:15:09,194 --> 00:15:11,315
-Orgasms.
-Yes, that.
444
00:15:11,357 --> 00:15:13,917
Or any associated behaviours.
445
00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:15,319
That's okay.
446
00:15:15,361 --> 00:15:16,600
I love friends.
447
00:15:16,642 --> 00:15:17,722
Friends are the family
you choose,
448
00:15:17,764 --> 00:15:19,724
and you don't have sex
with family.
449
00:15:19,766 --> 00:15:21,246
Unless it's your stepsibling.
450
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,368
And even then,
you have to keep it a secret
451
00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:25,412
because of
his political career.
452
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,172
I just want you to be happy.
453
00:15:27,214 --> 00:15:29,294
Oh, I am. I'm very happy.
454
00:15:29,336 --> 00:15:30,416
Good.
455
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:31,777
So am I.
456
00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:34,420
[Andwella's "She Taught Me
To Love" playing]
457
00:15:34,462 --> 00:15:36,622
-[camera shutter clicking]
-[person] Beautiful, beautiful.
458
00:15:36,664 --> 00:15:39,145
Yeah, you've got
a lot of girls out there
459
00:15:39,187 --> 00:15:40,627
that'll wanna see this.
460
00:15:40,669 --> 00:15:42,909
That's nice. That's great.
461
00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:44,431
That's excellent.
462
00:15:44,473 --> 00:15:46,633
David, shoot more
toward the camera.
463
00:15:46,675 --> 00:15:49,477
[camera shutter clicking]
464
00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:52,960
Hey, Graham. Eyes over here.
465
00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:57,806
[singer]
?? She taught me to run ??
466
00:15:57,848 --> 00:15:58,847
? ?
467
00:15:58,889 --> 00:16:01,129
My day opened up.
468
00:16:01,171 --> 00:16:02,411
[Graham sighs]
469
00:16:02,453 --> 00:16:03,612
Let's get you in the shot.
470
00:16:03,654 --> 00:16:05,134
Hey, Andy, let's get her
in the shot.
471
00:16:05,176 --> 00:16:06,255
She already is.
472
00:16:06,297 --> 00:16:07,376
We're on the clock, hon'.
Budge up.
473
00:16:07,418 --> 00:16:08,738
Oh, yeah. Totally get it.
474
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,580
Yes, um,
where do you want me to--
475
00:16:10,622 --> 00:16:12,502
Um, yeah,
you should go over there.
476
00:16:12,544 --> 00:16:16,026
Back there
in the gazebo, cabana thing.
477
00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:17,027
[clears throat]
478
00:16:17,069 --> 00:16:19,309
? ?
479
00:16:19,351 --> 00:16:21,191
-Hi, I'm--
-Joyce Prigger.
480
00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:22,513
-[Joyce] Yeah, that's me.
-Fun.
481
00:16:22,555 --> 00:16:23,474
You writing a story?
482
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,036
Uh, yeah.
483
00:16:25,078 --> 00:16:26,677
Yeah, I could be if there's,
you know, one to tell.
484
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:27,839
You want any nuggets included?
485
00:16:27,881 --> 00:16:29,080
Just make it clear
486
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,363
Carrie and Neil
are very happy together.
487
00:16:31,405 --> 00:16:33,445
-[Joyce] Mm-hmm.
-Groupies are always circling.
488
00:16:33,487 --> 00:16:34,686
Move quick if you want a drink.
489
00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:36,769
They devour everything.
490
00:16:36,811 --> 00:16:38,891
[Sable]
Well, you're just in time
491
00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:40,493
'cause we're all out.
492
00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:42,375
-There you go.
-Mm, thank you.
493
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:46,179
-[Bebe] Love your dress.
-Thank you. [chuckles]
494
00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:48,261
Um, so...
495
00:16:48,303 --> 00:16:49,943
We're with Graham.
496
00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:51,825
He wanted our eyes on this.
497
00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:53,106
Did he?
498
00:16:53,148 --> 00:16:54,428
And how do you know Graham?
499
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:55,829
I was at this party
500
00:16:55,871 --> 00:16:57,391
and got invited onstage
to play the shakers.
501
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,713
You don't say?
502
00:16:58,755 --> 00:17:00,435
He told her that
she had the best rhythm
503
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,597
-of any girl he'd ever met.
-[Bebe] Stop.
504
00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:03,758
[Veronique] Joyce, my minx,
505
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,639
you want something
from the kitchen?
506
00:17:04,681 --> 00:17:05,680
We're putting in an order.
507
00:17:05,722 --> 00:17:07,122
-Um--
-[Sable] Oh, my God.
508
00:17:07,164 --> 00:17:08,844
-You're the Minx lady?
-[Joyce] Mm-hmm.
509
00:17:08,886 --> 00:17:10,125
Oh, my God!
510
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:11,847
My mom loves your magazine.
511
00:17:11,889 --> 00:17:13,769
Your mom? That is great.
512
00:17:13,811 --> 00:17:15,131
That's so--that's so great.
513
00:17:15,173 --> 00:17:17,814
We have a lot of older,
um, readers.
514
00:17:17,856 --> 00:17:18,775
How old is your mom?
515
00:17:18,817 --> 00:17:20,176
32 next week.
516
00:17:20,218 --> 00:17:21,498
And you're dating Graham?
517
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:25,023
Uh, would definitely
not say dating.
518
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,704
[Sable] So what about you?
519
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:28,946
I mean,
what is Joyce Prigger doing
520
00:17:28,988 --> 00:17:30,990
in the fun time cabana?
521
00:17:33,713 --> 00:17:36,514
You know,
that is a great question.
522
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,438
[singer singing indistinctly]
523
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,322
[Baby's "Life's
What You Make It" playing]
524
00:17:43,364 --> 00:17:46,247
? ?
525
00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:56,096
[singer]
?? Listen to the music ??
526
00:17:56,138 --> 00:17:57,177
?? Listen to the music ??
527
00:17:57,219 --> 00:17:58,418
-[Rita] Hey.
-Hi.
528
00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,580
VIPs this way.
529
00:17:59,622 --> 00:18:02,383
[Dance's "Clean Is Good"
playing]
530
00:18:02,425 --> 00:18:04,425
[singer]
?? Listen to the groove, yeah ??
531
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:05,987
? ?
532
00:18:06,029 --> 00:18:07,268
[Tina] Ooh, Joyce!
533
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:08,870
Looking good.
534
00:18:08,912 --> 00:18:11,873
Tina! Oh, I am touched.
535
00:18:11,915 --> 00:18:12,834
Don't make me regret
the compliment.
536
00:18:12,876 --> 00:18:13,915
[Joyce] Oh.
537
00:18:13,957 --> 00:18:15,397
-Isn't she stunning?
-Mm-hmm.
538
00:18:15,439 --> 00:18:17,359
-[Joyce laughs]
-How do you feel?
539
00:18:17,401 --> 00:18:18,680
? ?
540
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,442
Like myself.
541
00:18:20,484 --> 00:18:22,645
You were right. You were right.
542
00:18:22,687 --> 00:18:23,726
Thank you for the push.
543
00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:25,608
Aw, that's my girl. [chuckles]
544
00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:27,290
All right, a toast.
545
00:18:27,332 --> 00:18:29,773
Doug even got me my favourite.
Drambuie.
546
00:18:29,815 --> 00:18:32,015
Oh, thank you.
547
00:18:32,057 --> 00:18:34,498
[all] Cheers.
548
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:35,539
What do you think this is?
549
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,301
-[Constance] Mm.
-[chimes play]
550
00:18:37,343 --> 00:18:40,424
[Doug] Ladies and gentleladies,
the show is about to begin...
551
00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:42,106
[Joyce] That is strong.
552
00:18:42,148 --> 00:18:43,868
[Doug] ...and so pleasetake your seats
553
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:45,110
and clear your minds,
554
00:18:45,152 --> 00:18:48,115
because the journey startsnow.
555
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,320
And that's why
I deserve a raise.
556
00:18:54,362 --> 00:18:56,042
[male voice] Quit yer yappin'!
557
00:18:56,084 --> 00:18:58,965
Hike up that skirtand show me those legs.
558
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,086
[male voice 2]
Where's my dinner?
559
00:19:00,128 --> 00:19:01,888
You promised me ham!
560
00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:04,010
[male voice 3]
If God wanted your opinion,
561
00:19:04,052 --> 00:19:05,372
he would've made you a man.
562
00:19:05,414 --> 00:19:07,654
Et tu, padre?
563
00:19:07,696 --> 00:19:10,097
Oh!
564
00:19:10,139 --> 00:19:13,180
It's so hard being a woman
in 1973.
565
00:19:13,222 --> 00:19:16,464
If only there was a way
to make a change.
566
00:19:16,506 --> 00:19:18,508
[clears throat softly]
567
00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:21,590
[clears throat loudly]
568
00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:23,512
I said, if only there was a way
569
00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:24,913
to make a change!
570
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,555
[harp music playing]
571
00:19:26,597 --> 00:19:28,557
[scoffs] A dirty lamp?
572
00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:30,601
A woman's job is never done.
573
00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:33,723
-[air hissing]
-[harp music playing]
574
00:19:33,765 --> 00:19:36,128
[gasps] A magic genie?
575
00:19:37,889 --> 00:19:39,329
[giggles]
576
00:19:39,371 --> 00:19:42,533
I'm here to grant you
three wishes.
577
00:19:42,575 --> 00:19:44,775
Hmm, wow.
578
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:49,020
I guess my first wish would be
to find a man who gets it.
579
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,702
[genie]
Your wish is my command...
580
00:19:50,744 --> 00:19:53,104
at Club Minx!
581
00:19:53,146 --> 00:19:55,106
[rowdy rock music playing]
582
00:19:55,148 --> 00:19:56,788
[Doug] That's right, ladies!
583
00:19:56,830 --> 00:20:00,072
Welcome to the club whereyou come first and often!
584
00:20:00,114 --> 00:20:01,313
[singer]
?? When you gonna wake up ??
585
00:20:01,355 --> 00:20:03,836
[Doug] Don't worryabout dinner tonight,
586
00:20:03,878 --> 00:20:07,360
because what Maurice hascooking is piping hot!
587
00:20:07,402 --> 00:20:09,242
? ?
588
00:20:09,284 --> 00:20:12,245
[cheers and applause]
589
00:20:12,287 --> 00:20:14,608
? ?
590
00:20:14,650 --> 00:20:17,771
[cheers and applause]
591
00:20:17,813 --> 00:20:19,613
Don't get your pantiesin a bunch.
592
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:22,056
Ivan's here to take 'em off...
593
00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:24,178
-[cheers and applause]
-...and iron them.
594
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,381
[singer] ?? Hollywood high ??
595
00:20:26,423 --> 00:20:28,463
[laughing]
596
00:20:28,505 --> 00:20:32,548
?? Hollywood high ??
597
00:20:32,590 --> 00:20:33,589
-[laughter]
-Oh...
598
00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:35,471
? ?
599
00:20:35,513 --> 00:20:38,434
[Doug] Are you feelingunderappreciated, ladies?
600
00:20:38,476 --> 00:20:41,678
Well maybe tonightNestor can help,
601
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:45,802
'cause he's gonna take reallygood care of your children.
602
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:47,244
[cheers and applause]
603
00:20:47,286 --> 00:20:50,287
And last but definitelynot least, ladies,
604
00:20:50,329 --> 00:20:53,170
remember you're not alonein this revolution.
605
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:54,892
Oh, no!
606
00:20:54,934 --> 00:20:59,497
Because my guy Xavierisn't afraid to fight...
607
00:20:59,539 --> 00:21:01,219
for your rights!
608
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,301
[cheers and applause]
609
00:21:03,343 --> 00:21:06,227
? ?
610
00:21:07,428 --> 00:21:10,349
[Mantis' "Hollywood Eyes"
playing"
611
00:21:10,391 --> 00:21:12,151
? ?
612
00:21:12,193 --> 00:21:16,396
[singer] ?? They say inHollywood the garden grows ??
613
00:21:16,438 --> 00:21:19,920
?? They say in HollywoodThat everyone knows ??
614
00:21:19,962 --> 00:21:21,682
?? Oh ??
615
00:21:21,724 --> 00:21:23,884
? ?
616
00:21:23,926 --> 00:21:25,926
[cheers and applause]
617
00:21:25,968 --> 00:21:27,888
? ?
618
00:21:27,930 --> 00:21:30,571
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
619
00:21:30,613 --> 00:21:32,734
That's how you start a show,
boys!
620
00:21:32,776 --> 00:21:34,376
Sexy, sexy!
Keep fluffing, keep fluffing!
621
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,177
Doug, last looks on Maurice.
622
00:21:36,219 --> 00:21:39,103
[indistinct chatter]
623
00:21:42,026 --> 00:21:43,466
Let's just see.
624
00:21:43,508 --> 00:21:45,267
Stick this in there.
Don't be shy.
625
00:21:45,309 --> 00:21:46,829
-For real?
-It's not a judgment.
626
00:21:46,871 --> 00:21:49,514
It's stagecraft, Mo.
Just do what I'm asking.
627
00:21:53,358 --> 00:21:55,118
[Bambi]
All the letters I can write
628
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,880
are not as fair as this.
629
00:21:56,922 --> 00:21:58,642
Syllables of velvet,
630
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,965
depths of ruby, undrained.
631
00:22:01,007 --> 00:22:03,888
[funky percussive music plays]
632
00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:06,733
? ?
633
00:22:20,628 --> 00:22:22,669
And a bathhouse was too much?
634
00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:25,031
? ?
635
00:22:25,073 --> 00:22:26,993
-Where's Joyce?
-Depends.
636
00:22:27,035 --> 00:22:30,077
Where'd you land on the shoot?
637
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:32,800
Deadline's a deadline.
638
00:22:32,842 --> 00:22:35,363
? ?
639
00:22:35,405 --> 00:22:38,566
Now, am I supposed to find
the baby attractive?
640
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:39,847
Because I do.
641
00:22:39,889 --> 00:22:43,251
But is that the intention
of the piece?
642
00:22:43,293 --> 00:22:45,454
Probably best to not think
about it too hard.
643
00:22:45,496 --> 00:22:47,135
Hey, Xavier.
Come here for a sec, would ya?
644
00:22:47,177 --> 00:22:48,297
Anything you need, Mr. Doug.
645
00:22:48,339 --> 00:22:49,378
Okay, you see that woman
over there?
646
00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:50,659
Mm.
647
00:22:50,701 --> 00:22:51,861
[Doug]
See the one I'm pointing at?
648
00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:53,543
[Xavier] Mm-hmm. Yeah.
649
00:22:53,585 --> 00:22:55,625
You got something special
in you, man.
650
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:57,026
-Know what I mean?
-Mm.
651
00:22:57,068 --> 00:22:58,308
You've been working
your whole life for it.
652
00:22:58,350 --> 00:22:59,549
Well, now's the moment.
653
00:22:59,591 --> 00:23:02,112
I want you to go
make that woman feel alive
654
00:23:02,154 --> 00:23:04,194
the way only the X-man can.
655
00:23:04,236 --> 00:23:06,196
[both chuckling]
656
00:23:06,238 --> 00:23:07,638
You know,
my name actually isn't Xavier.
657
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,959
-Yeah, I get it, I get it.
-Okay.
658
00:23:09,001 --> 00:23:10,081
But that's what I'm gonna need
from you, okay?
659
00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:11,362
Okay.
660
00:23:11,404 --> 00:23:12,764
No, no, no, no, no.
661
00:23:12,806 --> 00:23:14,205
Sexy baby's on stage.
Just give him a second.
662
00:23:14,247 --> 00:23:16,968
You have one final wish.
663
00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:19,251
Use it wisely.
664
00:23:19,293 --> 00:23:22,735
-I wish women ruled the world.
-[cheers and applause]
665
00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,096
[harp music playing]
666
00:23:24,138 --> 00:23:25,738
As the next
President of the United States,
667
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,100
do you promise to protect life,
liberty,
668
00:23:28,142 --> 00:23:29,943
and the pursuit of...
669
00:23:29,985 --> 00:23:31,264
-sexiness?
-[audience exclaiming]
670
00:23:31,306 --> 00:23:33,627
I do, America.
671
00:23:33,669 --> 00:23:36,550
[T-Rex's "20th Century Boy"
playing]
672
00:23:36,592 --> 00:23:38,111
? ?
673
00:23:38,153 --> 00:23:39,633
[cheers and applause]
674
00:23:39,675 --> 00:23:42,558
? ?
675
00:23:52,249 --> 00:23:54,169
[singer]
?? Friends say it's fine ??
676
00:23:54,211 --> 00:23:55,931
?? Friends say it's good ??
677
00:23:55,973 --> 00:23:57,333
?? Everybody says ??
678
00:23:57,375 --> 00:24:00,776
?? It's just like Robin Hood ??
679
00:24:00,818 --> 00:24:02,859
? ?
680
00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:06,583
?? I move like a catCharge like a ram ??
681
00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:11,068
?? Sting like a bee, babeI wanna be your man ??
682
00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:14,033
? ?
683
00:24:16,716 --> 00:24:18,516
?? Well, it's plain to see ??
684
00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,238
?? You were meant for me ??
685
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,000
?? Yeah, I'm your boy ??
686
00:24:22,042 --> 00:24:24,122
?? Your 20th Century toy ??
687
00:24:24,164 --> 00:24:27,087
? ?
688
00:24:31,452 --> 00:24:34,814
?? Friends say it's fineFriends say it's good ??
689
00:24:34,856 --> 00:24:36,416
?? Everybody says ??
690
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:41,221
?? It's just like Robin Hood ??
691
00:24:41,263 --> 00:24:42,863
? ?
692
00:24:42,905 --> 00:24:44,344
[all] M-I-N-X!
693
00:24:44,386 --> 00:24:46,106
M-I-N-X!
694
00:24:46,148 --> 00:24:48,549
-What club is this?
-[all] Club Minx!
695
00:24:48,591 --> 00:24:50,431
Yeah! So good!
696
00:24:50,473 --> 00:24:52,033
So sexy, guys!
697
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:54,475
That was excellent.
Really good, really good.
698
00:24:54,517 --> 00:24:56,598
Hey, tip these guys out, okay?
Give 'em some real money.
699
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,879
I'm so proud of you guys!
700
00:24:57,921 --> 00:25:00,762
Block off '73 and '74!
701
00:25:00,804 --> 00:25:03,726
We got a fucking hit!
I love you guys so much.
702
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:04,847
Hey!
703
00:25:04,889 --> 00:25:06,689
[laughs]
704
00:25:06,731 --> 00:25:10,533
You said you wanted a big idea,
I gave you gravity, huh?
705
00:25:10,575 --> 00:25:11,935
I haven't been this entertained
706
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:14,097
since Nat King Cole sung
at my wedding.
707
00:25:14,139 --> 00:25:15,338
Oh, I knew it!
708
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,860
But this is just the start!
709
00:25:16,902 --> 00:25:18,822
I want to start
with medium-size markets,
710
00:25:18,864 --> 00:25:21,065
two troupes,
East Coast, West Coast.
711
00:25:21,107 --> 00:25:23,347
-really just--
-Joyce has some concerns.
712
00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:24,869
[Doug] Oh, yeah. I saw you.
713
00:25:24,911 --> 00:25:27,792
You seemed to be very concerned
with my pal Xavier.
714
00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:29,754
The show was really fun.
715
00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:31,716
It was acrobatic,
716
00:25:31,758 --> 00:25:34,680
and the men had
impressive physiques.
717
00:25:34,722 --> 00:25:36,522
Oh, these boys have
rock-hard bodies.
718
00:25:36,564 --> 00:25:39,565
It takes real dedication,
and they got it.
719
00:25:39,607 --> 00:25:41,407
-I saw you liking it.
-[Joyce laughs]
720
00:25:41,449 --> 00:25:42,929
You throw a great party.
721
00:25:42,971 --> 00:25:44,570
[Doug] Oh, thank you.
722
00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:47,135
But I don't want to be
the host of it.
723
00:25:48,817 --> 00:25:50,056
It just--it wasn't Minx.
724
00:25:50,098 --> 00:25:52,980
Well, what are you
talking about, right?
725
00:25:53,022 --> 00:25:54,862
Minx is so much more
than a magazine now.
726
00:25:54,904 --> 00:25:57,066
We can be whatever the fuck
we want, right?
727
00:25:58,468 --> 00:25:59,667
No one at our level
728
00:25:59,709 --> 00:26:02,670
is claiming sexuality
and intelligence
729
00:26:02,712 --> 00:26:04,312
with equal confidence,
730
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:08,156
and this was one
of those things, but it just--
731
00:26:08,198 --> 00:26:11,362
I don't see a world
where it ever becomes both.
732
00:26:13,965 --> 00:26:18,047
You said you wanted
to be wowed, right?
733
00:26:18,089 --> 00:26:20,290
Well, were you
fucking wowed tonight?
734
00:26:20,332 --> 00:26:22,973
Yes, and as much
as I enjoyed myself,
735
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,414
I have to defer to Joyce.
736
00:26:24,456 --> 00:26:26,937
That was our deal.
737
00:26:26,979 --> 00:26:29,580
But Joyce, you look at that.
738
00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:33,704
Sexual liberation on display.
739
00:26:33,746 --> 00:26:35,907
Doug, the answer is no.
740
00:26:35,949 --> 00:26:37,951
I'm sorry.
741
00:26:42,636 --> 00:26:45,197
[singer] ?? And she treats me ??
742
00:26:45,239 --> 00:26:46,799
?? Like I don't care ??
743
00:26:46,841 --> 00:26:49,001
I can barely hear
the "fuck you."
744
00:26:49,043 --> 00:26:51,164
-[Richie] Joyce loved them.
-Of course she did.
745
00:26:51,206 --> 00:26:53,006
-These are amazing.
-[Richie] Mm.
746
00:26:53,048 --> 00:26:55,568
Bathhouse would've been
better.
747
00:26:55,610 --> 00:26:57,491
You weren't really gonna do
a retrospective, were you?
748
00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,573
No.
Even I know that's a bad idea.
749
00:26:59,615 --> 00:27:01,935
Hmm.
750
00:27:01,977 --> 00:27:03,217
You know, you're really good
751
00:27:03,259 --> 00:27:05,139
at this whole
managing people thing.
752
00:27:05,181 --> 00:27:06,540
[Tina] It's my job.
753
00:27:06,582 --> 00:27:07,702
But I'm not sure I like it
when you do it to me.
754
00:27:07,744 --> 00:27:09,746
Sometimes you're the job.
755
00:27:10,987 --> 00:27:12,907
But you're worth it.
756
00:27:12,949 --> 00:27:14,952
Look what you can do.
757
00:27:17,234 --> 00:27:19,034
You think anyone else knows
how good we are?
758
00:27:19,076 --> 00:27:21,959
? ?
759
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,400
Not a chance.
760
00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:27,003
[singer]
?? To have and to hold ??
761
00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:28,765
?? To say in my soul ??
762
00:27:28,807 --> 00:27:30,166
[Shelly] Chin up, okay?
763
00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:32,211
No one can take away
what you did out there.
764
00:27:33,812 --> 00:27:35,212
[sighs]
765
00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:36,373
Oh...
766
00:27:36,415 --> 00:27:37,775
Hey, I know it hurts.
767
00:27:37,817 --> 00:27:39,136
I mean,
I only worked on it a day,
768
00:27:39,178 --> 00:27:40,418
and I'm very disappointed.
769
00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,462
I can't imagine
how you're feeling.
770
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,543
When you dream something up
771
00:27:45,585 --> 00:27:47,866
and someone just takes it
away...
772
00:27:47,908 --> 00:27:50,028
I don't think I have it in me.
773
00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:51,750
Business is so mean.
774
00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:53,192
It is mean,
775
00:27:53,234 --> 00:27:55,194
but you just need
a good night's sleep, you know?
776
00:27:55,236 --> 00:27:57,036
Oh. [sighs]
777
00:27:57,078 --> 00:27:59,479
[Bambi]
Will you stay a little longer?
778
00:27:59,521 --> 00:28:00,600
I just need a friend.
779
00:28:00,642 --> 00:28:02,402
I don't want to be alone
tonight.
780
00:28:02,444 --> 00:28:05,125
? ?
781
00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:06,887
You know what?
I wish I could, but I just--
782
00:28:06,929 --> 00:28:08,529
I--I have to get home.
783
00:28:08,571 --> 00:28:10,251
I'm sorry.
784
00:28:10,293 --> 00:28:11,812
It's okay.
785
00:28:11,854 --> 00:28:14,737
? ?
786
00:28:20,344 --> 00:28:22,346
What a waste.
787
00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:26,308
[siren wailing in distance]
788
00:28:26,350 --> 00:28:30,713
You know, I haven't had a boss
since I was 16 years old,
789
00:28:30,755 --> 00:28:32,755
and now I have two,
790
00:28:32,797 --> 00:28:35,238
and one of them
is Joyce fucking Prigger.
791
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,960
I was wondering when
you were gonna figure that out.
792
00:28:37,002 --> 00:28:38,922
I have been busting my ass.
793
00:28:38,964 --> 00:28:41,004
I've been working so hard,
Tines.
794
00:28:41,046 --> 00:28:42,766
And what do I have to show
for it?
795
00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:45,489
A Rolls-Royce,
a six-figure deal,
796
00:28:45,531 --> 00:28:48,052
and...
how many Speedos did you buy?
797
00:28:48,094 --> 00:28:49,213
Minimum was 2,000.
798
00:28:49,255 --> 00:28:50,975
I got a little cocky
and bought 4,000.
799
00:28:51,017 --> 00:28:53,618
You could uh, slap a Minx logo
on 'em.
800
00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:55,100
Please don't.
801
00:28:55,142 --> 00:28:58,744
What do you say
we hop in your fancy car,
802
00:28:58,786 --> 00:29:00,786
drive up the coast,
803
00:29:00,828 --> 00:29:03,028
get lost
where no one can reach us?
804
00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:05,191
[Doug sighs]
805
00:29:05,233 --> 00:29:08,274
Only if you drive
so I can get drunk in the car.
806
00:29:08,316 --> 00:29:09,716
[chuckles] Deal.
807
00:29:09,758 --> 00:29:11,760
[knock at door]
808
00:29:14,403 --> 00:29:15,642
You never said goodbye.
809
00:29:15,684 --> 00:29:16,964
[inhales deeply]
810
00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:19,086
I was told
not to interrupt the talent.
811
00:29:19,128 --> 00:29:20,648
-I made a mistake.
-[Joyce chuckles]
812
00:29:20,690 --> 00:29:22,530
I wanted you there, it's just--
I don't know.
813
00:29:22,572 --> 00:29:25,695
Sometimes--sometimes
I get caught up.
814
00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:30,699
You're a star, Graham.
815
00:29:30,741 --> 00:29:32,461
And you should enjoy that.
816
00:29:32,503 --> 00:29:35,264
I plan on doing the same.
817
00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:36,465
Just not with you.
818
00:29:36,507 --> 00:29:38,307
Come on.
819
00:29:38,349 --> 00:29:40,351
-Don't be mad.
-I'm not.
820
00:29:41,953 --> 00:29:43,593
Look, we had a lot of fun,
821
00:29:43,635 --> 00:29:45,755
and you introduced me
to my new favourite hotel.
822
00:29:45,797 --> 00:29:47,197
[chuckles]
823
00:29:47,239 --> 00:29:49,680
All right. Okay.
824
00:29:49,722 --> 00:29:51,602
Yeah.
825
00:29:51,644 --> 00:29:52,603
Well, can we at least just--
826
00:29:52,645 --> 00:29:54,647
-Good night, Graham.
-Okay.
827
00:29:56,810 --> 00:29:59,450
If you change your mind...
828
00:29:59,492 --> 00:30:01,495
I'll be over here.
829
00:30:03,257 --> 00:30:05,259
[door closes]
830
00:30:06,821 --> 00:30:09,343
[breathing deeply]
831
00:30:10,665 --> 00:30:12,104
-Was that--
-Yeah.
832
00:30:12,146 --> 00:30:15,028
[Jim Sullivan's "Whistle Stop"
playing]
833
00:30:15,070 --> 00:30:18,353
? ?
834
00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:22,756
[Jim] ?? ThunderAnd lightning in my eyes ??
835
00:30:22,798 --> 00:30:25,439
?? And when the train ??
836
00:30:25,481 --> 00:30:27,161
?? Began to move ??
837
00:30:27,203 --> 00:30:31,806
?? Then she waved goodbyeTo being for a while ??
838
00:30:31,848 --> 00:30:33,488
? ?
839
00:30:33,530 --> 00:30:36,011
?? All the air ??
840
00:30:36,053 --> 00:30:39,615
?? Just seemed quite foggyTo me ??
841
00:30:39,657 --> 00:30:42,580
? ?
842
00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:53,950
?? We have spoken in a way ??
843
00:30:53,992 --> 00:30:56,433
?? And I knew ??
844
00:30:56,475 --> 00:31:00,958
?? That I had known herBefore this day ??
845
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,442
?? Echoing inside the ??
846
00:31:04,484 --> 00:31:06,885
?? Memories ??
847
00:31:06,927 --> 00:31:10,008
?? Still unknown to me ??
848
00:31:10,050 --> 00:31:12,130
?? Do you know the feeling? ??
849
00:31:12,172 --> 00:31:14,733
?? Can you love someone ??
850
00:31:14,775 --> 00:31:18,858
?? You've only metA while ago ??
851
00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:21,300
? ?
852
00:31:21,342 --> 00:31:24,023
?? Is it just a life ??
853
00:31:24,065 --> 00:31:26,907
?? A lifetime gone ??
854
00:31:26,949 --> 00:31:30,192
? ?
855
00:31:31,113 --> 00:31:34,195
?? Sing ba-da-da-daDa-da-da-da ??
856
00:31:34,237 --> 00:31:37,478
?? Da-da-da, da-da-da ??
857
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,283
?? Ba-da-da-da-da, da-da-da ??
858
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:44,883
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