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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09,785 --> 00:00:13,204 KISS ME YOU FUCKING MORON 4 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:29,971 Why am I here? 5 00:00:30,139 --> 00:00:32,557 I don't know. 6 00:00:32,725 --> 00:00:36,436 Maybe because everything inside me is liquid. 7 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:39,397 And I want to be whole again. 8 00:00:39,565 --> 00:00:42,191 I don't know. 9 00:00:42,359 --> 00:00:45,069 Maybe because I need your help. 10 00:00:45,237 --> 00:00:48,156 To move on, I mean. 11 00:00:48,324 --> 00:00:50,783 When I don't want to. 12 00:00:52,077 --> 00:00:57,707 It's as if there's nothing inside me but small, shattered fragments. 13 00:00:59,418 --> 00:01:01,836 I told him so the last time. 14 00:01:02,004 --> 00:01:06,507 I said maybe he shouldn't return if he was only going to leave. 15 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:13,181 He walks down the final steps and out the door. Then nothing but silence. 16 00:01:13,349 --> 00:01:15,558 Thank you. 17 00:01:17,853 --> 00:01:21,356 Okay. Did you write the text yourself? 18 00:01:21,523 --> 00:01:23,691 -Yes. -Nice text. 19 00:01:26,028 --> 00:01:29,697 -Thank you. -How old are you? 20 00:01:29,865 --> 00:01:31,699 Seventeen. 21 00:01:31,867 --> 00:01:34,077 Almost eighteen. 22 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:38,623 Right. 23 00:01:38,791 --> 00:01:41,250 I know this is what I want. 24 00:01:43,045 --> 00:01:45,755 I'm afraid you're a bit young. 25 00:01:45,923 --> 00:01:50,009 We're looking for someone with experience. 26 00:01:50,803 --> 00:01:54,180 You might not have enough experience. 27 00:02:47,651 --> 00:02:51,279 -Here's the star. -Tale! How did it go? 28 00:02:51,447 --> 00:02:53,739 -Not too well. -No? 29 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:58,911 But what about your lovely text? What did they say? Didn't they like it? 30 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:03,958 They said I needed more experience. That I was too young. 31 00:03:04,126 --> 00:03:10,256 -I didn't even get to the second round. -Oh, my darling! But you... 32 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:15,553 You're still really good. She's really good, right? 33 00:03:15,721 --> 00:03:20,141 -My baby. -I'm tired. I think I'll go to bed. 34 00:03:28,025 --> 00:03:34,322 I've longed for you. Done everything I can to make you see who I really am. 35 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:39,577 How hard is it supposed to be anyway? I've thought about you - 36 00:03:39,745 --> 00:03:44,499 - as I lay all alone in my doghouse at night. 37 00:03:45,375 --> 00:03:49,587 But now l want you to be mine. Do you want to be my owner? 38 00:03:49,755 --> 00:03:54,467 Daddy rabbit says l can't play with you, cause you're a dog. 39 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,677 We can't get married. 40 00:03:56,845 --> 00:04:00,223 You even peed in our carrot garden. 41 00:04:01,558 --> 00:04:05,895 -I like honey, baby. -I like carrots. 42 00:04:06,063 --> 00:04:09,857 -I like bones! -Yes, he does! 43 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:14,654 -I like to eat bananas. -Na, na, bananarama. 44 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:20,117 -I like hay, that's what I say. -Every single day. 45 00:04:20,285 --> 00:04:23,955 And Leirfjord is the best, and Leirfjord... 46 00:04:24,122 --> 00:04:26,499 Isn't it Leirfjord? 47 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:31,295 -Fuck this. I can't wear this cap. -Huh? Why not? 48 00:04:31,463 --> 00:04:34,549 I look like a cow giving birth to me. 49 00:04:57,197 --> 00:05:00,741 -Lock up when you leave, will you? -Okay. 50 00:05:06,498 --> 00:05:09,083 Hi. May l have a bottle of wine? 51 00:05:10,168 --> 00:05:13,212 Yeah. 52 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,965 Well, what do you think? 53 00:05:16,133 --> 00:05:19,677 -Will the critics slaughter me? -No, it's nice. 54 00:05:19,845 --> 00:05:24,265 -You think so? -It really hit me in the guts. 55 00:05:24,433 --> 00:05:27,351 Do any photography? Art student? 56 00:05:27,519 --> 00:05:30,688 -No, I'm an actor. -Me too. 57 00:05:30,856 --> 00:05:34,275 Well, it's just amateur theatre. 58 00:05:34,443 --> 00:05:37,278 Mainly revues and so on. 59 00:05:37,446 --> 00:05:40,239 Right, well... 60 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:46,829 I mean, if you want a challenge, all you have to do is go for Jon Fosse. 61 00:05:46,997 --> 00:05:52,501 World-famous playwright. Written over thirty plays. A contemporary Ibsen. 62 00:05:52,669 --> 00:05:56,422 Just a bit sexier than that. 63 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:59,133 Yeah, I've heard of him. 64 00:06:00,636 --> 00:06:03,220 Lars? Alcohol? 65 00:06:07,142 --> 00:06:10,478 -You see who he's with? -He looks familiar. 66 00:06:10,646 --> 00:06:12,938 He's an actor. 67 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:19,570 Lars Nykvist. He's played in everything worth seeing lately. 68 00:06:19,738 --> 00:06:24,283 He could play Hamlet chewing a dildo and still win an Oscar. 69 00:06:35,671 --> 00:06:40,508 '¤We haven't seen each other for ages. Now we meet here," - 70 00:06:40,676 --> 00:06:43,719 - "in a gloomy autumn, in a churchyard." 71 00:06:43,887 --> 00:06:48,182 "And right after I've thought about you, longed for you." 72 00:06:48,350 --> 00:06:51,185 "When I lie in bed, or on the sofa," - 73 00:06:51,353 --> 00:06:57,733 - "l can feel your presence. You lie close to me. I put my arms around you." 74 00:06:57,901 --> 00:07:02,988 "It's true. I've often wondered whether you can tell" - 75 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:07,535 - "that you're lying close to me, I mean." 76 00:07:07,703 --> 00:07:09,829 "Can you?" 77 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:16,460 -It's super nice. -But isn't it a bit depressing? 78 00:07:16,628 --> 00:07:19,380 Churchyard, New Norwegian. 79 00:07:19,548 --> 00:07:25,886 -It can hardly get any worse. -No, I agree. Who's written it? 80 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:29,765 Jon Fosse. Don't you know who Jon Fosse is? 81 00:07:29,933 --> 00:07:35,229 -He's a contemporary Ibsen. -Translated into over forty languages. 82 00:07:35,397 --> 00:07:40,526 He's won more than thirty major awards. Commander of the Order of St. Olav. 83 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,154 National Order of Merit Knight. 84 00:07:43,321 --> 00:07:46,282 We're really pretty lousy. 85 00:07:46,450 --> 00:07:51,370 -Could we even stage a play by him? -Do we really wanna start all over? 86 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:53,956 -From scratch? -No thanks. 87 00:07:54,124 --> 00:07:58,252 I'm the prompter. My job would be a lot harder. 88 00:07:58,420 --> 00:08:01,547 It'll be okay with a bit more work. 89 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:05,342 It's not that what we've done before was bad. 90 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:09,764 But it's old news. Wouldn't it be cool to do something new? 91 00:08:09,931 --> 00:08:14,560 -We're playing for kids who hate drama. -That's not the point. 92 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,438 It's about challenging ourselves. 93 00:08:17,606 --> 00:08:21,025 Nora's wearing a freaking cow on her head. 94 00:08:21,193 --> 00:08:27,114 You can do better. We all have more to give than we've given so far. 95 00:08:27,282 --> 00:08:29,617 Imagine, Jon Fosse! 96 00:08:29,785 --> 00:08:33,496 I'm sure it'll be absolutely magical. 97 00:08:33,663 --> 00:08:37,458 We could get an experienced actor to direct us. 98 00:08:37,626 --> 00:08:41,128 -And it's damn sexy. -Yeah, it's real sexy. 99 00:08:41,296 --> 00:08:44,298 Do you wanna be sexy? 100 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,556 Yeah. 101 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:07,238 -Lars Nykvist? -Yep. 102 00:09:07,405 --> 00:09:13,035 I'm Tale Christensen, and I represent the Urias amateur theatre group. 103 00:09:13,203 --> 00:09:18,082 We're staging a play by Jon Fosse, "Fall Dream". We were going to... 104 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:20,417 -Autumn. -Huh? 105 00:09:21,336 --> 00:09:23,379 "Autumn Dream". 106 00:09:25,674 --> 00:09:30,094 If you runts wanna stage Fosse, God himself, you should, - 107 00:09:30,262 --> 00:09:34,682 - and this is just a suggestion, try to get the title right. 108 00:09:36,017 --> 00:09:39,186 We need someone to help us. An actor. 109 00:09:39,354 --> 00:09:41,939 That's out of the question. 110 00:09:42,607 --> 00:09:48,612 But let me finish. We need someone to challenge us. You're a great actor. 111 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:51,073 One of the best. 112 00:09:52,117 --> 00:09:57,121 -What do I care? Find someone else. -But there is no one else. 113 00:09:57,289 --> 00:10:02,877 Hello? 114 00:10:04,796 --> 00:10:08,090 Hey, there are lots of great lines in it. 115 00:10:10,719 --> 00:10:15,556 "No, this is awkward. Oh dear. You mustn't say everything." 116 00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:20,185 "The worst thing I know is when people are so free, so grand," - 117 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:23,063 - "and talk about everything." 118 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:27,568 -Man: "I agree completely." -Okay. Hey... 119 00:10:27,736 --> 00:10:32,656 -You gonna read the whole play? -I'll go on until you change your mind. 120 00:10:32,824 --> 00:10:36,160 I'm not gonna change my mind! 121 00:10:36,328 --> 00:10:42,833 Why are you here? What do you want from me? Can't you just leave me alone? 122 00:10:44,419 --> 00:10:46,462 Go home! 123 00:10:48,006 --> 00:10:53,677 "Then you were there, with your love and your death." Pause. Looks at her. 124 00:10:53,845 --> 00:10:58,349 "I've missed you. lt's true." Woman: 125 00:10:58,516 --> 00:11:02,519 "I've missed you too." Pause. Man: 126 00:11:02,687 --> 00:11:05,606 "But we don't know each other really." 127 00:11:05,774 --> 00:11:09,193 -Have you understood a single word? -Yes, it's... 128 00:11:09,361 --> 00:11:13,030 Shut up. Don't even answer. This is just silly. 129 00:11:13,198 --> 00:11:17,242 Tell me why I'd come here, turn my life upside down, - 130 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:22,164 - to stage a play with you and your creepy little friends? Why? 131 00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:28,295 And don't give me that look. You won't melt my heart. 132 00:11:28,463 --> 00:11:33,592 Now run on home to mom and dad. Shed a few tears cause life ain't fair. 133 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,720 I need a drink. Sit here if you want. 134 00:11:36,888 --> 00:11:40,933 -But what about for art? -Oh, art. 135 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,227 Sexy art. 136 00:11:43,395 --> 00:11:47,356 Why don't you stage a revue like everyone else?! 137 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,815 Johannes? 138 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,359 My man. What's happening? 139 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:38,323 -Here. Have a sip. -Thanks. 140 00:12:45,749 --> 00:12:48,417 Come on, don't be shy. 141 00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:52,212 -I should get back to the others. -No, come on. 142 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:56,884 It's party time. Have another sip. Chill out. It's my birthday. 143 00:12:57,052 --> 00:13:02,389 Which means you're fucked, and all hell is about to break loose. Right? 144 00:13:02,557 --> 00:13:04,600 Drink! 145 00:13:20,575 --> 00:13:22,743 Look who's here. 146 00:13:22,911 --> 00:13:26,080 -Let's say hello. Come on! -No, forget it. 147 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,584 -Hi. -Hi, girls. 148 00:13:30,752 --> 00:13:35,130 -Lars, say hello to Tale and... -Nora. 149 00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:38,467 What are you doing at a teenybopper party? 150 00:13:38,635 --> 00:13:41,762 -What are we doing here? -Hold it there. 151 00:13:44,599 --> 00:13:48,477 Get beside each other. A little closer. 152 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:53,565 Awesome! 153 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,651 That's just perfect! 154 00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:59,780 We're going for Jon Fosse, by the way. 155 00:13:59,948 --> 00:14:04,159 That's radical! Perfect. Respect. 156 00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:07,955 -You have to ask Lars to help you. -Absolutely. 157 00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:12,668 No, it would hardly be interesting for a great actor like him. 158 00:14:12,836 --> 00:14:15,546 -I think it would. -Me too. 159 00:14:15,713 --> 00:14:19,216 -Jesus Christ. -Come on. Hey! 160 00:14:19,384 --> 00:14:23,345 It'll be great. Get out of Oslo. Up from the ditch. 161 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:45,033 Fuck, is he ever plastered! 162 00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:50,247 What the hell are you doing? Let go of me! Let go! 163 00:14:50,415 --> 00:14:53,750 -What are you doing? -Stuff it in there! 164 00:14:53,918 --> 00:14:57,713 Johannes! Are you okay? No, don't do it! 165 00:14:57,881 --> 00:15:00,424 What's he done to you? Stop! 166 00:15:00,592 --> 00:15:03,468 -Cut it out, l said! -Hi. 167 00:15:05,597 --> 00:15:07,764 Right, the fir cone trick. 168 00:15:07,932 --> 00:15:13,270 A classic. Reminds me of the 80s in some twisted way. 169 00:15:13,438 --> 00:15:16,732 You don't give a shit about anyone, do you? 170 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:20,360 He's about to be raped with a cone. You walk away. 171 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:27,034 I bet you shit on everyone who cares about you. And I asked for your help! 172 00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:32,164 You can't help anyone, not even yourself. You're a fucked chicken. 173 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:37,127 We wanna do something new, good, make art. You wanna tear it down. 174 00:15:37,295 --> 00:15:40,422 Great! You'll never get anywhere! 175 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:45,135 Yes, I'm young. But I'm not scared shitless like you are. 176 00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:50,057 At least something's happening. You're just standing there. 177 00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:54,186 "Stagnation is death." That's Plato, dickhead! 178 00:16:12,956 --> 00:16:15,874 I feel daft, but I don't get it. 179 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,168 You mean I can go on? 180 00:16:23,258 --> 00:16:25,509 Sorry, young fellow. 181 00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:30,555 -Nobody touches my actors. -Thank you. 182 00:16:33,434 --> 00:16:36,478 -It'll be hell. -I'm ready. 183 00:17:13,308 --> 00:17:15,726 Hi. Welcome. 184 00:17:15,893 --> 00:17:19,104 This one's from us. 185 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,315 This is from the county. 186 00:17:24,861 --> 00:17:26,903 Thank you for coming. 187 00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:33,702 -Coffee. Can l have some coffee? -Coffee? Of course. 188 00:17:36,414 --> 00:17:38,999 I don't get it. 189 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:42,127 -Are you the actors? -Yes. 190 00:17:42,587 --> 00:17:45,297 -How old are you? -Fifteen to eighteen. 191 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,050 I'm eighteen. 192 00:17:49,886 --> 00:17:52,095 Brilliant. 193 00:17:52,263 --> 00:17:56,725 We wanted to do something difficult. Something challenging. 194 00:17:56,893 --> 00:18:01,104 -Not just stage another revue. -I see. 195 00:18:01,272 --> 00:18:05,025 We've just made revues with a local twist. 196 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:11,073 But isn't Jon Fosse way too ambitious for a bunch of amateur midgets? 197 00:18:14,118 --> 00:18:17,287 -What the hell do you want? -Coffee? 198 00:18:17,455 --> 00:18:19,498 Right. 199 00:18:30,802 --> 00:18:33,178 Jon Fosse is the man. 200 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:36,640 His texts are open to interpretation. 201 00:18:36,808 --> 00:18:41,561 They describe feelings without becoming trite. 202 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:46,525 -And his writing style is sexy. -Real sexy. 203 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,450 So what is this play about? 204 00:18:56,577 --> 00:18:58,703 You. 205 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:02,833 -It's about a man and a woman. -A mumble, mumble? 206 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:09,089 You have to speak louder, or the audience will die of boredom. 207 00:19:09,257 --> 00:19:11,508 June's our prompter. 208 00:19:11,676 --> 00:19:16,096 It won't help matters if we can't hear our own prompter. 209 00:19:17,014 --> 00:19:20,809 The play is about a man and a woman who've met before, - 210 00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:23,895 - but never expressed their emotions. 211 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:29,151 It's a portrayal of people who involuntarily hurt each other. 212 00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:33,405 I think the play's about our opportunity as humans - 213 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:38,118 - to change our lives, even as we hurtle toward death. 214 00:19:40,288 --> 00:19:42,497 Right. 215 00:19:45,543 --> 00:19:49,004 So you understand any of this? 216 00:19:51,966 --> 00:19:54,509 Right, will love last? 217 00:19:54,677 --> 00:19:57,846 -Or will it die? -Love conquers all. 218 00:19:58,014 --> 00:20:00,807 "Love conquers all"? 219 00:20:00,975 --> 00:20:03,351 Now shut up. 220 00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:08,648 Will love last, or will it die in the face of everyday life - 221 00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:11,943 - and our crippled minds? -It will die. 222 00:20:13,571 --> 00:20:15,906 It doesn't have to. 223 00:20:16,073 --> 00:20:19,409 Not as such. But in creative terms. 224 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,163 -In the play? -Can love survive? 225 00:20:23,331 --> 00:20:27,834 Between modern humans forever torn between glut and vacuum? 226 00:20:28,002 --> 00:20:32,547 Caught in the tension between the urge for freedom - 227 00:20:32,715 --> 00:20:35,509 - and the need for attachment? 228 00:20:35,676 --> 00:20:39,930 Is it just a suitable arrangement to ensure intercourse? 229 00:20:41,516 --> 00:20:44,309 That's what I have to find out. 230 00:20:46,771 --> 00:20:48,897 Right. We'll find out. 231 00:20:49,065 --> 00:20:55,487 "How strange we should meet like this, in a churchyard. We haven't..." 232 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:58,949 -"But that's how it is." -"It's so strange." 233 00:20:59,116 --> 00:21:03,078 "Here I sit, as you see, all alone in the dark autumn." 234 00:21:03,246 --> 00:21:05,747 -"You're thinking." -"Well..." 235 00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:09,543 -"Maybe l'm grieving?" -"Gauging your feelings." 236 00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:13,380 You really think he should play the man? 237 00:21:16,092 --> 00:21:19,427 Johannes is the best actor we've got. 238 00:21:21,389 --> 00:21:24,516 Maybe. Could you imagine kissing him? 239 00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:31,189 It's a simple question. Have you kissed him? 240 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:34,109 -No, but... -Right. Why not? 241 00:21:34,277 --> 00:21:38,196 Because the thought never crossed your mind. Huh? 242 00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:42,200 Just look at the boy! Sorry, that's just how it is. 243 00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:45,870 This is important. We have to believe it. 244 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:50,375 It's not that I don't want to, but I've never kissed him. 245 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:54,838 Johannes is a friend. The kissing comes later in the play. 246 00:21:55,006 --> 00:21:57,841 -Are you a friend? -Yes. 247 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,845 -Would you mind kissing your friend? -No. 248 00:22:02,013 --> 00:22:04,556 Then please show me. 249 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:07,183 -Now? -No, next Tuesday. 250 00:22:07,351 --> 00:22:09,394 Yes, now. 251 00:22:17,862 --> 00:22:19,946 Hm. That's nice. 252 00:22:20,114 --> 00:22:25,869 Now let me see two people who just want to tear each other's clothes off, - 253 00:22:26,037 --> 00:22:30,290 - get down on the ground and do it. Let me see it. 254 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:34,919 Okay, let's try. Be lions. Be lions on the floor. 255 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:39,507 Find your primary beast within. Come on, let's see it. 256 00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:49,142 Okay, stop. That's good. 257 00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:51,436 -You. -Me? 258 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:54,064 You go away. Go away. 259 00:22:59,028 --> 00:23:01,071 Passion. 260 00:23:01,238 --> 00:23:04,574 -You want me to kiss him too? -Yes. 261 00:23:04,742 --> 00:23:07,118 Go ahead. 262 00:23:14,335 --> 00:23:17,504 -Like that? -Uh... 263 00:23:17,672 --> 00:23:20,298 Let's try a French kiss. 264 00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:23,843 Touch each other. There you go. Good. 265 00:23:30,226 --> 00:23:32,769 I'm really just a musician. 266 00:23:36,399 --> 00:23:40,610 -What? You're not an actor? -I play the music. 267 00:23:40,778 --> 00:23:42,987 Well, then fuck you. 268 00:23:44,407 --> 00:23:48,326 Okay, we need a new boy. A revue is one thing. 269 00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:51,955 Jon Fosse requires a bit more friction. 270 00:24:07,138 --> 00:24:11,224 -Lars is a pro, right? -Yeah. 271 00:24:11,392 --> 00:24:13,560 He knows what he's doing? 272 00:24:13,728 --> 00:24:17,355 Why don't you ask him, not me, if you disagree? 273 00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:21,568 This isn't an ideal situation for anyone. 274 00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:26,239 -What are you doing? -Putting up posters. 275 00:24:26,407 --> 00:24:29,784 -We're having an audition. -Know what that is? 276 00:24:29,952 --> 00:24:33,997 I know what an audition is. Who says you can put up posters? 277 00:24:34,165 --> 00:24:37,083 Is that a problem for you? 278 00:24:37,251 --> 00:24:41,004 Will you lose sleep thinking about the poster? 279 00:24:41,172 --> 00:24:46,134 Don't bring that theatre crap here. If l see any of you here again, - 280 00:24:46,302 --> 00:24:50,680 - I'll take the gun and staple your pussy lips to the wall. 281 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:57,645 -You even know how to find a pussy? -I know how to find a pussy all right. 282 00:24:57,813 --> 00:25:01,775 Much better than you. Even though you're a lesbo. 283 00:25:01,942 --> 00:25:05,236 -I haven't seen... -Come on, let's go. 284 00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:07,739 Come here. 285 00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:12,118 -Stick it to her lips! -Goddamn dickhead. Stop! 286 00:25:12,286 --> 00:25:15,330 -Let go of me! -You want one or two? 287 00:25:15,498 --> 00:25:19,334 -Stitch her up! -How tight do you wanna be? 288 00:25:20,836 --> 00:25:23,505 Tale? 289 00:25:23,672 --> 00:25:26,341 -Are you okay? -Forget it. 290 00:25:26,509 --> 00:25:31,179 He had the staple gun. He could have stapled... 291 00:25:31,347 --> 00:25:33,431 Forget about that prick. 292 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,980 Hi. 293 00:25:42,233 --> 00:25:46,402 Which of you wanted to see my girls' pussy lips? 294 00:25:46,862 --> 00:25:49,823 What's wrong with you? 295 00:25:51,242 --> 00:25:55,662 -Sorry, l didn't catch that? -What's wrong with... 296 00:25:56,038 --> 00:25:58,498 -Was it him? -No, no. 297 00:26:00,334 --> 00:26:03,378 -Him? -No, no. 298 00:26:03,546 --> 00:26:06,339 Start talking. I've got all day. 299 00:26:17,518 --> 00:26:20,520 -Haven't I seen him before? -Hasn't he? 300 00:26:20,688 --> 00:26:23,231 So? 301 00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:29,946 -He wanted to see their pussy lips? -Did you? 302 00:26:30,114 --> 00:26:33,992 -Yeah, she was talking back. -Talking back. 303 00:26:37,872 --> 00:26:40,248 -Hey, girl? -Me? 304 00:26:40,416 --> 00:26:42,250 Come on. 305 00:26:57,892 --> 00:27:02,145 Let's say you stop by the theatre tomorrow at ten. 306 00:27:02,313 --> 00:27:04,355 I want you to audition. 307 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:06,608 Fuck that! 308 00:27:10,571 --> 00:27:12,989 Okay. 309 00:27:13,157 --> 00:27:17,201 Then I'll report you and the others for attempted rape. 310 00:27:20,289 --> 00:27:22,582 We were just kidding. 311 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:26,544 What are you doing? Do you know who that idiot is? 312 00:27:26,712 --> 00:27:31,382 -He's no actor! I refuse to play... -That's enough. 313 00:27:32,009 --> 00:27:35,970 -Why am l here? -To help us. Not to ruin everything! 314 00:27:36,138 --> 00:27:38,890 And which of us is a pro? 315 00:27:39,058 --> 00:27:41,517 -You are. -Thank you. 316 00:27:43,437 --> 00:27:47,649 Great. Then we agree. We'll talk tomorrow. 317 00:27:47,816 --> 00:27:50,485 This is gonna be awesome! 318 00:27:51,862 --> 00:27:54,030 Dammit. 319 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:38,324 Right, there we have Vegard. 320 00:28:38,492 --> 00:28:43,830 You've done it now. There's enough here to charge you with vandalism, - 321 00:28:43,998 --> 00:28:48,751 - breaking and entering, public urination and God knows what else. 322 00:28:48,919 --> 00:28:53,297 I've also heard rumours about pussy lips and a staple gun. 323 00:28:54,216 --> 00:28:58,094 You're supposed to be a role model for the team. 324 00:28:58,262 --> 00:29:01,973 You know I can't have you here if you're charged. 325 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:04,809 We were kidding, seriously. 326 00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:08,563 If they report it, it'll fuck up the contract. 327 00:29:08,731 --> 00:29:14,819 That's what I'm saying. I'm the one offering you the contract. 328 00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:19,157 That's why you should be glad that Lars - 329 00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:23,619 - has a suggestion. You know who Jon Fosse is? 330 00:29:23,787 --> 00:29:26,664 -No. -I didn't think so. 331 00:29:26,832 --> 00:29:31,711 Lars says he won't report it if you're willing to join in their play. 332 00:29:31,879 --> 00:29:35,006 -It's called "Autumn Dream". -Great play. 333 00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:41,220 It's an excellent play. I've no idea why they want you in it, but they do. 334 00:29:41,388 --> 00:29:45,099 You'll do exactly as Lars tells you from now on. 335 00:29:45,267 --> 00:29:49,437 He'll be like a second coach for you. 336 00:29:49,605 --> 00:29:54,442 If you don't, you can forget about coming back. Okay? 337 00:29:57,362 --> 00:30:03,326 Super. ¤ctually, I really look forward to seeing you at the premiere. 338 00:30:06,747 --> 00:30:08,831 Monkey. Come on! 339 00:30:11,627 --> 00:30:13,669 Rabbit. 340 00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:18,758 In love for the first time. 341 00:30:26,850 --> 00:30:31,104 -Bullfinch. -Fuck that. I came, okay? 342 00:30:31,271 --> 00:30:36,192 If you think l'm gonna do any theatrical shit, you're wrong. 343 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:40,071 I don't give a fuck about what you think or say. 344 00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:43,116 You're a bullfinch if I say so. 345 00:30:43,283 --> 00:30:47,787 If l tell you to be a dwarf with angst, you'll be a dwarf - 346 00:30:47,955 --> 00:30:50,081 - with fucking angst. 347 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:53,251 You know why? 348 00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:56,462 -Why? -Cause you're my second coach. 349 00:31:01,301 --> 00:31:03,970 Now give me a bullfinch. 350 00:31:10,144 --> 00:31:11,310 Okay, next! 351 00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:17,525 What I do when I work, is to find room within to call on feelings - 352 00:31:17,693 --> 00:31:21,821 - that can bring the characters I play to life. 353 00:31:21,989 --> 00:31:27,201 And the vital thing about the character you're playing, is doubt. 354 00:31:27,369 --> 00:31:32,498 He has doubts about the choices he's made in life regarding love. 355 00:31:34,001 --> 00:31:38,296 He's sitting on a bench in the churchyard, thinking about it. 356 00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:42,675 -A woman enters. An old flame. -That's me. 357 00:31:42,843 --> 00:31:46,596 -Nice. -A relationship that never happened. 358 00:31:46,763 --> 00:31:51,601 He's emotionally torn between her and what he has at home. 359 00:31:51,768 --> 00:31:56,898 It's a wife, children, parents. It's family. Get it? 360 00:31:58,567 --> 00:32:00,818 -Doubt, remember? -Sure. 361 00:32:02,779 --> 00:32:04,822 And longing. 362 00:32:08,118 --> 00:32:11,662 "Oh, is it..." I have to read it in New Norwegian? 363 00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:15,458 -It's Jon Fosse. -The master of New Norwegian. 364 00:32:17,085 --> 00:32:19,128 Okay. 365 00:32:20,214 --> 00:32:23,132 -"Oh, is it you?" -"It would seem so." 366 00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:28,221 "But you being here. That I meet you here and now, it's unbelievable." 367 00:32:28,388 --> 00:32:32,767 -"How nice. It's been a while." -"Yes." 368 00:32:32,935 --> 00:32:37,188 -"I didn't know you were in town." -"I'm just visiting." 369 00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:42,860 -"Well, it's nice." -Huh? 370 00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:46,239 "Well, it's nice." I'm the prompter. 371 00:32:46,406 --> 00:32:52,912 So if you fumble your lines, or forget them, I read them from the script. 372 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:57,625 -I see. -It's at the bottom of page eight. 373 00:32:59,294 --> 00:33:03,631 -"Well, it's nice." -"I'm just visiting." 374 00:33:03,799 --> 00:33:06,801 -"Well, this was unexpected." -"Yes." 375 00:33:06,969 --> 00:33:13,766 "How strange that we should meet like this, in a churchyard." 376 00:33:13,934 --> 00:33:16,936 No. Seriously. Can I go? This is fucked. 377 00:33:17,104 --> 00:33:21,148 -Nothing's fucked here. -I'm no goddamn actor! 378 00:33:22,276 --> 00:33:25,236 In fucking New Norwegian? 379 00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:29,407 Vegard, come here! We have a deal. Get back inside. 380 00:33:30,450 --> 00:33:32,618 Okay, let's continue. 381 00:33:38,542 --> 00:33:42,044 Okay. Mirroring exercise. 382 00:33:42,212 --> 00:33:47,425 It's an exercise where we follow each other's moves without trying to lead. 383 00:33:50,304 --> 00:33:52,930 It's focus training. 384 00:33:53,098 --> 00:33:58,477 So just see and feel the other. Try to find your own rhythm. Right? 385 00:34:02,357 --> 00:34:07,069 -Well? -Remember what we talked about. 386 00:34:07,237 --> 00:34:09,572 Focus. 387 00:34:09,740 --> 00:34:12,700 Don't try to control the other. 388 00:34:16,163 --> 00:34:18,706 Just be in the moment. 389 00:34:24,004 --> 00:34:26,297 Don't think too much. 390 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:31,218 Just look into each other's eyes. Go on. 391 00:34:33,347 --> 00:34:35,723 Now follow each other. 392 00:35:23,146 --> 00:35:25,189 That'll be all. 393 00:35:42,165 --> 00:35:46,252 -What the hell is he doing? -He's got zero feeling. 394 00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:49,922 He doesn't understand Fosse at all. 395 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:54,343 Yeah, I hope he takes a hike. 396 00:36:02,936 --> 00:36:05,521 Hi. Have you got a sec? 397 00:36:05,689 --> 00:36:08,107 Hi. 398 00:36:08,275 --> 00:36:10,568 Pretty nice here, huh? 399 00:36:12,612 --> 00:36:17,116 You know, you can't always take the easy way, Tale. 400 00:36:19,286 --> 00:36:22,830 You've chosen Jon Fosse, which is great. 401 00:36:22,998 --> 00:36:25,833 Now you have to see it through. 402 00:36:28,170 --> 00:36:31,672 The great thing about taking the hard way, - 403 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:36,093 - is you end up in places you've never been before. 404 00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:39,013 That's when you grow. 405 00:36:39,181 --> 00:36:41,265 And the world grows too. 406 00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:47,897 When I saw you doing the mirroring exercise, - 407 00:36:48,064 --> 00:36:50,191 - I thought I saw magic. 408 00:36:50,358 --> 00:36:52,735 You think so? 409 00:36:52,903 --> 00:36:55,446 Damn right I do. 410 00:36:56,698 --> 00:37:00,242 Hey, you should start hanging out together. 411 00:37:00,410 --> 00:37:04,705 Show him your passion. I don't know. 412 00:37:07,584 --> 00:37:10,753 But the others want Vegard to leave. 413 00:37:16,009 --> 00:37:18,511 What do you want? 414 00:37:21,264 --> 00:37:23,474 Did you tell him? 415 00:37:29,356 --> 00:37:31,857 -What did he say? -Come on. 416 00:37:32,025 --> 00:37:35,069 He said it was Vegard or nothing. 417 00:37:37,531 --> 00:37:39,406 Dammit! 418 00:37:52,420 --> 00:37:56,048 -Is Vegard home? -He's taking a shower. 419 00:37:58,677 --> 00:38:01,136 Can I wait inside? 420 00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:26,412 It's from the Norway Cup. 421 00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:29,415 Vegard was top scorer. 422 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,543 You like football? 423 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:35,296 -No. -Me neither. 424 00:38:36,256 --> 00:38:41,093 But Vegard's good. They say he'll go pro if he plays his cards right. 425 00:38:41,261 --> 00:38:43,637 Yeah. 426 00:38:43,805 --> 00:38:45,931 -You live together? -No. 427 00:38:46,099 --> 00:38:50,477 I just hang around here when my parents are in the North Sea. 428 00:38:51,187 --> 00:38:53,564 Emma? Where are my keys? 429 00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:56,317 -You've got a visitor. -Hi. 430 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,572 -Why are you here? -Lars said so. 431 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:06,076 We should hang out together to get better on stage. 432 00:39:06,244 --> 00:39:09,371 Jesus. I've got better things to do. 433 00:39:09,539 --> 00:39:12,958 Show me something you're passionate about. 434 00:39:19,466 --> 00:39:22,343 I'll show you what I'm passionate about. 435 00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:39,318 Hey, I'm kidding. Don't tell Lars. 436 00:39:39,486 --> 00:39:42,404 My car. l love fooling with my car. 437 00:39:43,490 --> 00:39:48,035 Please don't rat me out. We can go for a ride in my car. 438 00:39:51,289 --> 00:39:54,708 Give me the car keys. Come on. 439 00:40:04,052 --> 00:40:07,012 I thought you were into this shit. 440 00:40:07,180 --> 00:40:09,139 Cool. 441 00:40:15,605 --> 00:40:18,524 -Hi. -I'll have the usual. 442 00:40:18,692 --> 00:40:21,819 -Megagrill with cheese and fries? -Yeah. 443 00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:25,239 That's right. You want anything? 444 00:40:25,407 --> 00:40:28,617 -She's a vegetarian. -You don't eat meat? 445 00:40:28,785 --> 00:40:32,496 -No. -What about chicken? Chicken wings? 446 00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:35,958 Chickens are raised purely for slaughter. 447 00:40:36,126 --> 00:40:41,255 -Jeez. An extra bun, then. -I hear you're going to act in that... 448 00:40:41,423 --> 00:40:44,717 Shut up. Go fry something. Fuck. 449 00:41:00,984 --> 00:41:04,111 So who's your favourite football player? 450 00:41:04,279 --> 00:41:08,115 It must be Zidane. He was an artist on the field. 451 00:41:08,283 --> 00:41:11,034 -An artist? -Yeah, that's right. 452 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:16,540 He did it like - I dunno - like he was some kind of painter. 453 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:19,460 I bet they did loads of great shit. 454 00:41:25,467 --> 00:41:29,094 -Yo, what's happening? -Theatre piss. 455 00:41:29,262 --> 00:41:32,681 Wanna barbecue salmon at Raymond's place? 456 00:41:32,849 --> 00:41:35,350 No, I can't. Homework. 457 00:41:36,978 --> 00:41:39,104 What the fuck? 458 00:42:03,004 --> 00:42:07,841 -Hey, if you wanna join them, go ahead. -You mean it? 459 00:42:08,009 --> 00:42:10,177 Royal. Okay, nice. 460 00:42:19,312 --> 00:42:22,981 "Is Gry coming? How nice. I'm glad you came." 461 00:42:23,149 --> 00:42:26,985 -"What's the matter?" -"We can talk about it later." 462 00:42:27,153 --> 00:42:30,948 "Tell me. Please tell me what it is." 463 00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:37,037 -"He was hospitalised this evening." -I have to go. Football match. 464 00:42:43,795 --> 00:42:47,714 -One more time? -It just needs a little more energy. 465 00:42:47,882 --> 00:42:52,803 "But why didn't you tell me? Earlier, I mean?" 466 00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:56,849 -"You can't just say it." -"But do you want to?" 467 00:42:57,016 --> 00:42:59,309 "I've..." 468 00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:02,104 "I've often missed you." 469 00:43:02,272 --> 00:43:05,482 "Yes. Hey?" 470 00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:09,611 "I had a feeling I was going to meet you when I went out." 471 00:43:09,779 --> 00:43:14,867 "It's the truth. I had a clear feeling I was going to meet you." 472 00:43:15,034 --> 00:43:18,537 "Isn't that strange?" 473 00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:22,499 "Yes." 474 00:43:24,711 --> 00:43:26,587 Huh? 475 00:43:26,754 --> 00:43:29,631 It's better, right? 476 00:43:30,717 --> 00:43:33,051 -Can I go? -Yes. 477 00:43:38,892 --> 00:43:44,646 -Werner, come on now. -Get in there with them! 478 00:43:57,994 --> 00:44:00,329 STERK ARE THE BEST! 479 00:44:21,184 --> 00:44:23,936 Toddi, face him! 480 00:46:01,784 --> 00:46:04,119 Hi, Vegard! 481 00:46:05,455 --> 00:46:07,497 Come in. 482 00:46:21,262 --> 00:46:25,474 Let's say good morning to our new friend. 483 00:46:25,641 --> 00:46:28,185 -Vegard? -Good morning. 484 00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:31,980 If you could just lie down at the other end? 485 00:46:35,818 --> 00:46:40,072 That's right. Get close to the body next to you. 486 00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,783 Now roll over the others. 487 00:46:42,950 --> 00:46:45,577 Come on, start rolling. 488 00:46:45,745 --> 00:46:48,038 Sorry. 489 00:46:49,665 --> 00:46:51,958 Great. 490 00:46:52,126 --> 00:46:54,169 Excellent! 491 00:47:13,606 --> 00:47:16,066 Train. Seven seconds. 492 00:47:19,529 --> 00:47:22,197 All aboard! 493 00:47:27,662 --> 00:47:31,414 -Mixmaster? -Mixmaster. Seven seconds. 494 00:47:32,917 --> 00:47:35,794 What do you put in a Mixmaster? 495 00:47:35,962 --> 00:47:39,506 -Strawberries. -Strawberry coming through! 496 00:47:53,813 --> 00:47:56,982 There's one really fantastic picture. 497 00:47:57,150 --> 00:48:00,986 -It hits me in the guts, like. -Okay? 498 00:48:01,154 --> 00:48:04,948 I can't explain it. It does something to me. 499 00:48:13,791 --> 00:48:17,419 Can you feel how it does something to you? 500 00:48:20,756 --> 00:48:23,800 I didn't know you liked porn. 501 00:48:23,968 --> 00:48:26,803 It's erotic photographic art. 502 00:48:26,971 --> 00:48:29,014 It's porn. 503 00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:34,477 Depends on who's watching. Like Jon Fosse. 504 00:48:34,645 --> 00:48:40,358 It's open to interpretation, but it's not too obvious. Get it? 505 00:48:40,526 --> 00:48:43,111 Actually I don't. 506 00:48:43,279 --> 00:48:47,532 -Tale? Hi! -Hi! 507 00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:50,160 -Your boyfriend? -Jeez, no! 508 00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:52,746 No, this is Vegard. 509 00:48:52,914 --> 00:48:55,999 -He's in the play. -Forced to be. 510 00:48:56,167 --> 00:49:00,253 Lars told us to hang out to improve our interaction. 511 00:49:00,421 --> 00:49:02,464 Sounds like a good idea. 512 00:49:02,632 --> 00:49:06,301 I wanted to show him the picture I like so much. 513 00:49:06,469 --> 00:49:09,763 You must be my biggest fan. 514 00:49:10,389 --> 00:49:14,392 You should pop by my studio one day, see how l work. 515 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,812 -Yeah, I'd love that. -Right. 516 00:49:18,856 --> 00:49:23,068 -Well, good to meet you, Werner. -My name's Vegard. 517 00:49:23,236 --> 00:49:25,278 Pop by. 518 00:49:34,622 --> 00:49:36,665 It is porn. 519 00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:56,476 "Oh, is it you?" 520 00:49:57,812 --> 00:50:00,563 -"It would seem so." -"How nice." 521 00:50:00,731 --> 00:50:05,443 -"It's been a while." -"Yes." 522 00:50:06,112 --> 00:50:10,490 -"I didn't know you were in town." -"I'm just visiting." 523 00:50:11,993 --> 00:50:15,036 "I went for a walk. Ended up here." 524 00:50:15,955 --> 00:50:19,082 -When the wave comes, paddle. -Paddle? 525 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:21,293 Yeah, come on. 526 00:50:22,712 --> 00:50:26,673 There. You've caught the wave. Now stand up. 527 00:50:29,051 --> 00:50:33,388 Steer with the right foot, here. The left foot goes there. 528 00:50:33,556 --> 00:50:36,975 Now feel how the wave grabs you. 529 00:50:37,143 --> 00:50:39,728 Just walk with the wave. 530 00:50:41,981 --> 00:50:45,608 Yeah, come on. Don't give up. Come on. Good! 531 00:50:48,404 --> 00:50:51,531 You've got your feet right. That'll do. 532 00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:48,171 -What's that song? -It's nothing. 533 00:51:48,923 --> 00:51:52,550 -It was nice. -You think so? 534 00:51:52,718 --> 00:51:55,178 -What is it? -One of our songs. 535 00:51:55,346 --> 00:52:00,016 -You probably wouldn't like it. -Your songs? You're in a band? 536 00:52:00,184 --> 00:52:03,395 -Well, let me hear it. -Here? Now? 537 00:52:05,523 --> 00:52:07,565 Okay. 538 00:55:22,845 --> 00:55:26,639 "It's probably just feelings. Our imagination." 539 00:55:26,807 --> 00:55:32,854 "If we, you and I, got together, it would all disappear in toil and..." 540 00:55:33,022 --> 00:55:38,943 God damn it! All these words! I don't even know what they're talking about! 541 00:55:39,111 --> 00:55:42,947 I think love can be like that. Conflicting emotions. 542 00:55:43,115 --> 00:55:47,410 You can love deeply, but still have profound doubts. 543 00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:52,999 We have to draw on experience. In this case it's doubt. 544 00:55:54,251 --> 00:55:59,797 -You've doubted your own decisions. -Maybe. 545 00:56:00,966 --> 00:56:05,386 Go through it a couple more times. I'll check on you later. 546 00:56:19,276 --> 00:56:23,905 Just imagine you're saying it to me, as yourself. 547 00:56:31,664 --> 00:56:35,333 "We will go separate ways, no matter what." 548 00:56:35,501 --> 00:56:39,962 "Just like everyone else. That's how it is." 549 00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:44,300 "That's how it is and how it isn't. Of course." 550 00:56:45,469 --> 00:56:47,929 "Maybe." 551 00:56:50,808 --> 00:56:53,768 "May I touch you?" 552 00:56:58,691 --> 00:57:00,650 "Good." 553 00:57:00,818 --> 00:57:03,820 "I can feel it ripple through me." 554 00:57:03,987 --> 00:57:06,823 "Me too. But we can't." 555 00:57:08,992 --> 00:57:13,246 "We'll want to sleep together." Jeez. I can't say that. 556 00:57:13,414 --> 00:57:16,290 Why not? 557 00:57:16,458 --> 00:57:18,501 It's too direct. 558 00:57:18,669 --> 00:57:23,506 -But people have sex all the time. -Yeah. 559 00:57:23,674 --> 00:57:28,261 -How many have you slept with? -Well... 560 00:57:28,429 --> 00:57:30,847 -About twenty. -You see? 561 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:38,187 -We have to make out? -They just think about it. 562 00:57:38,355 --> 00:57:41,858 But it says they embrace and... 563 00:57:42,025 --> 00:57:46,112 Yes, but it's all just part of the characters. 564 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:50,825 It's not you and me. We're acting. 565 00:57:52,578 --> 00:57:55,455 Just put away the script. 566 00:57:55,622 --> 00:57:58,332 Now look at me. 567 00:58:03,797 --> 00:58:07,800 "It's probably just feelings. Our imagination." 568 00:58:07,968 --> 00:58:13,097 "If we, you and I, got together, it would all disappear" - 569 00:58:13,265 --> 00:58:18,770 - "in toil and strife. After a few years, we'd go separate ways." 570 00:58:18,937 --> 00:58:23,024 "We will go separate ways, just like everyone else." 571 00:58:23,192 --> 00:58:25,401 "That's how it is." 572 00:58:30,365 --> 00:58:32,658 What? Was it good? 573 00:58:33,202 --> 00:58:35,244 You're much better. 574 00:58:42,377 --> 00:58:46,380 -What are you doing? -No, I just... 575 00:58:46,548 --> 00:58:51,719 -You tried to kiss me. -I thought, as part of the character... 576 00:58:51,887 --> 00:58:55,473 No, as part of the play. 577 00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,685 -You like me? -God forbid, no. 578 00:58:59,853 --> 00:59:02,146 Why should I? 579 00:59:06,568 --> 00:59:09,779 Lars suggested a weekend cabin trip. 580 00:59:09,947 --> 00:59:12,073 I'm late for practice. 581 00:59:12,825 --> 00:59:15,409 -Is that cool or what? -Yeah. 582 00:59:15,577 --> 00:59:19,789 -We must get hold of some Jägermeister. -Yeah. 583 00:59:29,633 --> 00:59:33,636 -Been drinking tea with the thespians? -Shut up. 584 00:59:37,683 --> 00:59:40,685 Okay, boys. Tactics meeting. 585 00:59:40,853 --> 00:59:43,688 -Are you coming? -In a moment. 586 00:59:53,532 --> 00:59:56,868 -What are you doing here? -Thought I'd say hi. 587 00:59:57,035 --> 01:00:01,038 -Okay. Hi. -You're starting to improve, Vegard. 588 01:00:01,206 --> 01:00:05,376 I suck at that acting stuff. I can't even learn the text. 589 01:00:05,544 --> 01:00:09,463 Forget about the text. Any idiot can memorise a text. 590 01:00:09,631 --> 01:00:13,426 I don't know. There's something about you l like. 591 01:00:16,179 --> 01:00:18,431 Don't wear yourself out. 592 01:00:18,599 --> 01:00:20,683 We'll talk tomorrow. 593 01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:30,985 Are you excited? This'll be fun. 594 01:00:45,667 --> 01:00:49,545 Tale! Wake up. This place is awesome. Come on! 595 01:00:53,425 --> 01:00:57,428 -You bring anything? -Red wine. 596 01:00:57,596 --> 01:00:59,513 Nice. 597 01:01:03,894 --> 01:01:06,437 This is gonna be a great trip. 598 01:01:06,605 --> 01:01:09,190 In a Christian way. 599 01:01:15,656 --> 01:01:18,324 -Hot dogs? -Yes please. 600 01:01:26,458 --> 01:01:29,210 Burgers? 601 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,879 Hey! 602 01:01:34,466 --> 01:01:37,593 What's this supposed to mean? 603 01:01:37,761 --> 01:01:40,805 Huh? What do you think you're doing? 604 01:01:43,350 --> 01:01:45,726 Come on, show me. 605 01:01:47,270 --> 01:01:49,397 Hey! Show it to me! 606 01:01:53,777 --> 01:01:57,154 You think I'm an idiot? Show me everything! 607 01:02:21,763 --> 01:02:23,973 You have to learn - 608 01:02:24,141 --> 01:02:26,892 - to share. 609 01:03:10,854 --> 01:03:13,314 Hi, beautiful. 610 01:03:13,482 --> 01:03:18,819 Hey, I think Vegard's sort of sexy, in a funny kind of way. 611 01:03:18,987 --> 01:03:22,907 -But you're not into him? -Me? No, are you nuts? 612 01:03:26,244 --> 01:03:30,122 But hey? He's got a girlfriend. Emma. 613 01:03:54,856 --> 01:03:58,859 -What's going on? -He broke up. 614 01:03:59,027 --> 01:04:04,949 I don't know why. After two years, he just broke up. l'm "too domineering". 615 01:04:05,117 --> 01:04:07,493 I'm not! 616 01:04:09,037 --> 01:04:11,580 Anybody got a cigarette? 617 01:04:43,738 --> 01:04:45,781 It'll be okay. 618 01:05:02,799 --> 01:05:07,178 I've dreamt, or rather fantasized about this for ages. 619 01:05:09,222 --> 01:05:13,642 I don't know. But it feels wrong. 620 01:05:13,810 --> 01:05:16,604 Like there's someone else. 621 01:05:16,771 --> 01:05:19,440 Sorry. 622 01:05:21,693 --> 01:05:24,069 So l'm leaving. 623 01:05:51,598 --> 01:05:53,933 Have you got a girlfriend? 624 01:05:55,727 --> 01:06:00,564 -That's a very personal question. -Well, have you? 625 01:06:00,732 --> 01:06:02,900 Let's say you do. 626 01:06:03,068 --> 01:06:06,403 How will you know she's the right one? 627 01:06:09,449 --> 01:06:12,451 I don't know. You just know it, right? 628 01:06:12,619 --> 01:06:16,038 Would you feel the same if she was a shit? 629 01:06:16,206 --> 01:06:20,417 -You sure are inquisitive. -Would you still love her? 630 01:06:31,846 --> 01:06:35,349 I've fallen in love with the wrong guy. 631 01:06:38,103 --> 01:06:42,439 -It's been known to happen. -The opposite of what I imagined. 632 01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:45,317 Wrong in every possible way. 633 01:06:45,485 --> 01:06:49,321 But I go soft inside every time I see him. 634 01:06:49,489 --> 01:06:52,491 It's like he has power over me. 635 01:06:56,079 --> 01:07:00,207 One day l'll wake up, and everything will be over. 636 01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:02,918 All the feelings will be gone. 637 01:07:04,045 --> 01:07:08,173 There are people who do things. 638 01:07:09,301 --> 01:07:14,763 And there are people who think about what they should've done. 639 01:07:14,931 --> 01:07:18,934 Then there are people who try to do things, but fail. 640 01:07:21,229 --> 01:07:25,607 And people who think about doing something, and do it. 641 01:07:25,775 --> 01:07:29,486 Then realise what they thought was wrong. Get it? 642 01:07:29,654 --> 01:07:31,864 -Not quite. -No. 643 01:07:32,032 --> 01:07:34,074 It's not easy. 644 01:07:40,749 --> 01:07:42,791 What you want me to say? 645 01:07:42,959 --> 01:07:48,630 You want a pat on the head? "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"? 646 01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:54,636 -What sort of freaking comfort is that? -Exactly. It's bullshit. Fucked up. 647 01:09:02,163 --> 01:09:04,706 Come on! 648 01:09:42,954 --> 01:09:48,333 Why are they wearing all those clothes? There should be a tit warrantee. 649 01:09:49,878 --> 01:09:51,753 Oh, tits! 650 01:10:14,027 --> 01:10:17,404 -"It's all a game." -"It's all serious." 651 01:10:17,572 --> 01:10:21,241 -"It's all a serious game." -"That's clever." 652 01:10:21,409 --> 01:10:25,454 -"It's all a serious game." -"What about behind it?" 653 01:10:25,622 --> 01:10:30,083 "Behind it, there's nothing. And the light." 654 01:10:30,251 --> 01:10:33,295 "Light. Exactly." 655 01:10:33,463 --> 01:10:36,423 "But isn't the light in others too?" 656 01:10:36,591 --> 01:10:40,594 -"In the serious game, l mean. But..." -"But what?" 657 01:10:40,762 --> 01:10:43,847 "Can't you take me? I want to be taken." 658 01:10:44,015 --> 01:10:48,769 -"Then tell me I'm not worth it." -"Maybe later." 659 01:10:48,937 --> 01:10:51,188 "Not now, not here." 660 01:10:51,356 --> 01:10:54,066 "Don't you love me? Anymore?" 661 01:10:55,109 --> 01:10:57,736 "I hate you." 662 01:10:58,530 --> 01:11:01,740 -"Maybe l hate you." -"Why?" 663 01:11:03,243 --> 01:11:08,580 "Because." 664 01:11:08,748 --> 01:11:12,209 -"You both love and hate me?" -"Yes." 665 01:11:13,795 --> 01:11:17,506 -"You're a dog. And my husband." -"Not only." 666 01:11:17,674 --> 01:11:20,175 -"You're a dog!" -Sorry. 667 01:11:29,477 --> 01:11:31,979 Thank you. 668 01:11:33,481 --> 01:11:36,233 What? They're no longer together? 669 01:11:36,401 --> 01:11:39,111 Yeah, they broke up. It's sad. 670 01:11:45,410 --> 01:11:47,536 That was great, Tale. 671 01:11:59,591 --> 01:12:01,925 Tale? 672 01:12:02,093 --> 01:12:04,886 Are you all right? 673 01:12:05,054 --> 01:12:08,599 -You're not mad at me? -No. Why do you ask? 674 01:12:08,766 --> 01:12:12,936 -You seem a bit distant. -It's just the premier. 675 01:12:13,104 --> 01:12:18,859 Don't worry. l'd never have thought so, but the two of you work well together. 676 01:12:19,027 --> 01:12:23,030 -What? You like him? -Vegard? Are you nuts? No. 677 01:12:23,197 --> 01:12:26,116 You got together at the cabin. 678 01:12:26,284 --> 01:12:30,871 -Together? We just fooled around. -I thought you hated him. 679 01:12:31,039 --> 01:12:33,290 It was just for laughs. 680 01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:36,418 Are you in love with him or something? 681 01:12:44,177 --> 01:12:48,388 Tale... l asked you if you were that evening. 682 01:12:48,556 --> 01:12:52,809 -You said no. If you'd said... -Forget about it. 683 01:12:52,977 --> 01:12:54,936 Tale! 684 01:13:21,005 --> 01:13:23,548 Hi. 685 01:13:23,716 --> 01:13:25,759 We need to talk. 686 01:13:25,927 --> 01:13:28,887 Could you come over? 687 01:14:14,809 --> 01:14:18,061 Hi. Could I see your new pictures? 688 01:14:18,229 --> 01:14:21,148 Yeah, sure. Come in. 689 01:14:31,325 --> 01:14:33,827 You're fantastic. 690 01:14:33,995 --> 01:14:36,079 I've been an idiot. 691 01:14:40,251 --> 01:14:43,044 -Sorry. -I love you. 692 01:15:09,614 --> 01:15:13,158 Can I get you anything? Coffee? Tea? 693 01:15:14,952 --> 01:15:17,954 Have you got any red wine? 694 01:15:18,122 --> 01:15:21,750 -Yeah. You want some red wine? -Yes please. 695 01:15:32,595 --> 01:15:34,638 Cheers. 696 01:15:36,557 --> 01:15:42,312 But this is old stuff. What do you think about my latest printout? 697 01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:44,397 It's nice. 698 01:15:44,565 --> 01:15:48,610 It's not done yet. Needs more lighting work. 699 01:15:48,778 --> 01:15:50,737 Too dark. 700 01:15:50,905 --> 01:15:55,659 I often find the process in itself more attractive - 701 01:15:55,827 --> 01:15:58,495 - than the finished product. 702 01:15:58,663 --> 01:16:02,624 The idea, like. Falling in love with a new idea. 703 01:16:02,792 --> 01:16:05,210 But when you start working... 704 01:16:05,378 --> 01:16:09,506 I don't know. It somehow corrupts it slowly. 705 01:16:09,674 --> 01:16:13,844 It's exhausting to be an artist sometimes. You wanna give up. 706 01:16:14,011 --> 01:16:16,638 Get a regular job, and... 707 01:17:10,401 --> 01:17:12,569 What are you doing here? 708 01:17:13,905 --> 01:17:16,990 -I live here. -Right. 709 01:17:19,201 --> 01:17:21,995 Don't give me that look. 710 01:17:22,163 --> 01:17:26,041 -What look? -That look. Condescending. 711 01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:29,127 -You're not my dad. -I sure hope not. 712 01:17:31,005 --> 01:17:34,716 I haven't done anything wrong. Everybody does it. 713 01:17:34,884 --> 01:17:38,345 -It's not as if I'm a virgin. -Okay. 714 01:17:38,512 --> 01:17:41,181 Stop saying "okay"! 715 01:17:41,349 --> 01:17:44,935 -Okay. -Don't say "okay"! It's not okay. 716 01:17:45,102 --> 01:17:49,773 -Everything's completely fucked! -Well, that's too bad. 717 01:17:49,941 --> 01:17:55,278 -You all right, Jacob? -Go back to your room and stay there! 718 01:17:55,446 --> 01:17:59,532 If l fuck without love, I don't have to feel anything! 719 01:17:59,700 --> 01:18:03,078 You're too old to understand, you moron! 720 01:18:03,245 --> 01:18:06,498 Jon Fosse can burn in hell! I've had it! 721 01:18:06,666 --> 01:18:09,793 You can forget about that goddamn play! 722 01:18:10,962 --> 01:18:13,672 Are you in love with Vegard? 723 01:18:16,050 --> 01:18:17,842 Wanna talk about it? 724 01:18:22,223 --> 01:18:27,018 -When will I know if he likes me? -I don't know. When he feels like it. 725 01:18:27,186 --> 01:18:31,398 I don't get it. I thought you were like forty. 726 01:18:31,565 --> 01:18:34,192 And you still got no answers? 727 01:18:36,070 --> 01:18:39,280 I do the opposite of what I want all the way. 728 01:18:39,448 --> 01:18:41,449 Of what l really want. 729 01:18:41,617 --> 01:18:44,661 I just escape into myself. 730 01:18:44,829 --> 01:18:46,871 I'm a coward. 731 01:18:57,383 --> 01:18:59,050 Come. 732 01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:03,013 You know, when I was your age... 733 01:19:03,180 --> 01:19:06,182 -How old are you really? -Seventeen. 734 01:19:06,851 --> 01:19:09,686 Okay, maybe I was a bit older. 735 01:19:11,188 --> 01:19:13,231 I met a girl. 736 01:19:14,358 --> 01:19:17,277 Her name was Mona. 737 01:19:17,445 --> 01:19:20,780 We were together for three years. 738 01:19:20,948 --> 01:19:23,324 Then Mona got pregnant. 739 01:19:23,492 --> 01:19:27,954 She was going to have a baby. We were going to have a baby. 740 01:19:28,122 --> 01:19:31,916 And she really wanted to have that child. 741 01:19:33,044 --> 01:19:35,712 I was more like... I was young. 742 01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:40,842 I was scared shitless by the thought of being a dad and all that. 743 01:19:50,019 --> 01:19:52,395 I didn't even say goodbye. 744 01:19:53,147 --> 01:19:56,566 I just ran. Ran away from everything. 745 01:19:58,069 --> 01:20:02,238 It took two years before I heard what happened next. 746 01:20:05,493 --> 01:20:08,661 Mona couldn't handle me leaving at all. 747 01:20:11,248 --> 01:20:15,335 She lost her child. Our child. 748 01:20:16,337 --> 01:20:20,048 Even then I didn't contact her. 749 01:20:22,885 --> 01:20:26,054 Now I have a family of my own. 750 01:20:26,222 --> 01:20:30,058 I have a wonderful eight-year-old daughter. 751 01:20:31,477 --> 01:20:33,520 And a beautiful wife. 752 01:20:36,941 --> 01:20:39,567 I see Mona's face every day. 753 01:20:45,991 --> 01:20:48,368 I met her two months ago. 754 01:20:50,246 --> 01:20:52,455 Jesus, what a shock. 755 01:20:53,165 --> 01:20:56,042 There she was. And she was... 756 01:20:56,210 --> 01:20:58,795 She was just as beautiful. 757 01:20:58,963 --> 01:21:03,258 And she said she loved me, and that she... 758 01:21:04,552 --> 01:21:07,971 She'd forgiven me for everything I'd done. 759 01:21:10,141 --> 01:21:12,809 That she wanted me back. 760 01:21:16,313 --> 01:21:19,399 So l... l ran away again. 761 01:21:19,567 --> 01:21:22,443 I ended up in this fucking hole. 762 01:21:24,405 --> 01:21:26,531 I don't know what to do. 763 01:21:28,868 --> 01:21:34,080 I don't know if I should return to my family, or go - 764 01:21:34,248 --> 01:21:39,586 - to the woman I know I truly, truly love. 765 01:21:40,796 --> 01:21:44,716 You must go to the one you love. 766 01:21:44,884 --> 01:21:47,302 You can't live a lie. 767 01:21:49,388 --> 01:21:51,389 You must go to her. 768 01:21:58,022 --> 01:22:00,064 And what must you do? 769 01:23:13,806 --> 01:23:18,518 -Oh, is it you? -It would seem so. 770 01:23:18,686 --> 01:23:23,815 But you being here. That I meet you here and now, it's unbelievable. 771 01:23:23,983 --> 01:23:27,860 -It's been a while. -Yes. 772 01:23:28,028 --> 01:23:32,448 -I didn't know you were in town. -I'm just visiting. 773 01:23:38,455 --> 01:23:42,417 -Well, it's nice. -Just for a short while. 774 01:23:45,129 --> 01:23:50,383 How strange that we should meet like this, in a... 775 01:24:06,650 --> 01:24:08,860 "In a churchyard..." 776 01:24:13,073 --> 01:24:16,826 It's going to hell. He's forgotten his lines. 777 01:24:29,381 --> 01:24:34,677 How strange that we should meet like this, in a churchyard. 778 01:24:34,845 --> 01:24:38,681 -But that's how it is. -May I tell you something? 779 01:24:38,849 --> 01:24:43,978 I was looking at the tombstone over there just before you came. 780 01:24:44,146 --> 01:24:47,523 I thought about you. It was so strange. 781 01:24:47,691 --> 01:24:52,070 I missed you. We haven't seen each other for ages. 782 01:24:52,237 --> 01:24:56,282 Now we meet here, in a gloomy autumn, in a churchyard. 783 01:24:57,534 --> 01:25:02,080 And right after I've thought about you, longed for you. 784 01:25:02,247 --> 01:25:06,876 Often in the evening, when I lie in bed, or on the sofa, - 785 01:25:07,044 --> 01:25:11,089 - I can feel your presence It's insane. 786 01:25:11,256 --> 01:25:15,510 It's still that way. I feel you lying close to me. 787 01:25:15,677 --> 01:25:18,513 I put my arms around you. 788 01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:24,394 I've often wondered if you've had the same feeling of lying close to me. 789 01:25:24,561 --> 01:25:27,897 -Yes. -It's probably just feelings. 790 01:25:28,065 --> 01:25:32,026 Our imagination. If we, you and I, - 791 01:25:32,194 --> 01:25:37,573 - got together, it would all disappear in toil and strife. 792 01:25:37,741 --> 01:25:40,952 After a few years, we'd go separate ways. 793 01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:45,540 That's how it is and how it isn't. Of course. 794 01:25:51,296 --> 01:25:53,798 May I touch you? 795 01:25:57,428 --> 01:26:00,972 Good. I can feel it ripple through me. 796 01:26:03,934 --> 01:26:06,436 We have to be together. 797 01:26:06,603 --> 01:26:11,399 We've both known it for ages. Time can't simply pass by. 798 01:26:12,443 --> 01:26:17,905 We've missed each other. But neither of us have dared say so. 799 01:26:18,657 --> 01:26:21,701 Maybe it's been too dangerous. 800 01:26:21,869 --> 01:26:24,370 We've felt exactly the same. 801 01:26:25,998 --> 01:26:30,960 I've also felt your body close to mine, - 802 01:26:31,128 --> 01:26:33,963 - and mine close to yours. 803 01:26:34,131 --> 01:26:37,842 Even though you weren't there, you were there. 804 01:26:39,136 --> 01:26:41,471 I've felt you. 805 01:26:41,638 --> 01:26:45,016 I've known you were there. 806 01:26:45,184 --> 01:26:47,560 That's the truth. 807 01:26:57,321 --> 01:27:00,323 -Are they improvising? -I don't know. 808 01:27:00,491 --> 01:27:03,868 No, she's in love with him. 809 01:27:11,919 --> 01:27:14,128 It's so beautiful. 810 01:27:16,048 --> 01:27:18,090 Not you too! 811 01:27:36,276 --> 01:27:38,528 I know that guy. 812 01:27:43,742 --> 01:27:47,286 -That was pretty decent. -It was really great. 813 01:27:47,871 --> 01:27:49,956 That was awesome. 814 01:27:50,123 --> 01:27:54,835 -But... l was really surprised! -You were great! Really. 815 01:27:55,003 --> 01:27:57,338 Let's congratulate Vegard. 816 01:27:57,923 --> 01:28:01,801 -Hey, congratulations! lt was good. -You were great. 817 01:28:01,969 --> 01:28:04,345 Tale? 818 01:28:06,390 --> 01:28:09,225 Hey, is the guitar player single? 819 01:28:09,393 --> 01:28:11,185 Erlend? Yeah. 820 01:28:18,110 --> 01:28:20,361 Hey, that was righteous! 821 01:28:20,529 --> 01:28:24,115 I didn't understand shit, but I was touched. 822 01:28:25,033 --> 01:28:28,286 You're so cute, in an Icelandic way. 823 01:28:34,668 --> 01:28:36,460 Are you leaving? 824 01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:47,888 You were fantastic today, you know? 825 01:28:48,056 --> 01:28:50,725 Promise me you'll go to Mona. 826 01:28:51,685 --> 01:28:55,813 -To who? -The one you love above all others. 827 01:28:55,981 --> 01:28:59,400 -The one who carried your lost child. -Oh. 828 01:29:01,111 --> 01:29:04,030 It's not entirely true. 829 01:29:04,197 --> 01:29:08,868 -I got a bit carried away, you know. -You lied to me? 830 01:29:09,036 --> 01:29:11,287 No, it could've happened. 831 01:29:11,955 --> 01:29:14,206 You goddamn bastard. 832 01:29:14,374 --> 01:29:17,877 Is it that important, what's true or not? 833 01:29:19,713 --> 01:29:23,549 We tell stories. That's what we do, Tale. 834 01:29:23,717 --> 01:29:27,970 If it makes people stop and think about it, that's great. 835 01:29:28,138 --> 01:29:31,015 What you did on stage today... 836 01:29:32,476 --> 01:29:34,810 It deserves respect. 837 01:29:38,440 --> 01:29:40,691 I love you. 838 01:29:46,948 --> 01:29:49,742 So what happens now? 839 01:29:50,952 --> 01:29:53,996 I'll go home and try to save a marriage. 840 01:29:54,164 --> 01:29:57,958 You'll be doing the same in a couple of years. 841 01:30:00,921 --> 01:30:04,423 Vegard! You're a lucky man. 842 01:30:05,425 --> 01:30:07,718 And remember: 843 01:30:07,886 --> 01:30:11,472 Kiss her, you fucking moron. Every day. 844 01:30:14,601 --> 01:30:17,144 Adios! 845 01:30:31,284 --> 01:30:34,370 -Do as he says. -Do what? 846 01:30:34,538 --> 01:30:37,665 Kiss me, you fucking moron! 60726

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