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[line trilling]
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[clock ticking]
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- Yo, it's Zay.
Leave a message.
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[phone beeps]
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- Zay, it's me.
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I know you pissed.
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8 1/2 months of silence
has made that very clear.
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But look, I just...
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I'm worried you might
be dead, all right?
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So if you could just send
me a text saying "not dead"
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that would be a...
[glass shattering]
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Shit!
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[sighs] I broke
my floor window.
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Oh, I have a floor window now
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and a wall toilet.
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These are the sort
of things you'd know
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if you ever call me back, man.
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- Hey, you jerking off in here?
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- I'm talking to a
family member, Shayla.
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- Ew, they don't want
to hear you cranking it.
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Anyway, some people
are here to see you.
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- Who is it?
- I don't know.
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I didn't have time to
get into a whole thing.
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I gotta leave early.
- Why?
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- Relax, Columbo.
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I got to get dressed
for my haircut.
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- Dressed for your haircut?
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- Oh, Craig, if you
go to your haircut
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looking like an asshole,
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you're gonna get an
asshole's haircut.
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Bye.
- Bye.
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[sighs] That was Shayla.
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I don't think you'd like her.
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Call me back, man.
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- Craig!
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Look who it is.
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It's our new
friends, the Boones.
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[tense music]
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- [groans]
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- I'm glad you're here,
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even though I was
entirely comfortable
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being alone with this
crowd of swamp men.
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One of me, ten of them,
just how I like it.
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- Seems like a lot of people
to hand off a few berries.
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- Yeah, see, before we
can get those to you,
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there's the matter
of our compensation.
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- I sell the berries.
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We split the profits 80/20.
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Wasn't that the deal?
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- That was the old deal.
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- The deal you said
you were too good for.
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- Oh, no, that
doesn't sound like us.
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There's nothing
I'm too good for.
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- She says in her
fucking stuck-up accent.
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- Honestly, that is so nice.
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Nobody has ever said I
sounded stuck up before.
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- Zip it, Your Majesty.
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- Thank you so much.
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- So what, you
want a better deal?
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85/15, 90/10?
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- No, what we want is something
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way more valuable
than just money.
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? ?
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We want health insurance.
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- The fuck?
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- What I want is
for you to make me
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and my family employees
at Henry's Farm
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so that way, we can all
join in on the group plan.
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- But we don't
have a group plan.
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- Mom, we got him over a barrel.
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We need to get cash,
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fatty stacks of secret cash.
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- Remember what
happened to Aunt Trish
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when she started
having them seizures?
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She had a brain tumor,
and they charged her
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$190,000 to cut it out.
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She lost everything and then
died working a triple shift
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at the Waffle House.
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- I never liked Aunt Trish.
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- Yeah, she sucked
shit. Who cares?
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The point is that no matter
how much cash you got,
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the doctors are gonna find
a way to take all of it.
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- OK, but starting a health plan
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is incredibly expensive
for a business.
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- Get an HMO, way
fucking cheaper.
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- HMO?
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And then we have to
make an appointment
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with a doctor to just
go see another doctor?
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No fucking way! We need a PPO.
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- A PPO is gonna fuck
us with the deductible.
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What are you thinking?
- It's better for travel.
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You know I spend half the
year in Arkansas with my kid.
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- Man, fuck your son.
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There's so much
paperwork with the PPO.
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- I don't want no generic
medicine for my eczema.
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I want the real shit.
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- I like Dr. Coslow,
and she's an HMO.
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I ain't finding a new
physical therapist!
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Don't touch me.
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[indistinct shouting]
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- God damn.
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- You want berries;
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we want benefits.
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- I'll give you a pre-existing
fucking condition.
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[upbeat music]
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- So this is crazy, but
there might actually
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be a way to make this work.
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I think we can pay for
the Boones' health care
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and still survive
until next harvest.
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I mean, it won't be pretty.
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- Watch out, numbers.
He's crunching.
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- We got to refinance
the mortgage on the farm.
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- Crunch.
- Defer tax payments.
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- Crunch.
- Sell the truck.
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- Crunch.
- Sell the forklift.
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- Crunch.
- Fire Shayla.
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You didn't say "crunch."
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- Because we're
not firing Shayla.
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- We don't need an
office manager, OK?
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She's redundant.
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- Craig, you can't call
people that anymore.
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- Shayla costs us
$30,000 a year,
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and she's a terrible employee.
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You should've let me fire her
after the porta potty thing.
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- I told you when we
became 50/50 partners
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in this business, we're
not firing anyone.
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- Jillian, firing people is a
normal part of being a boss.
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It's not a big deal.
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- Not a big deal?
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I told you about getting fired
from the waterpark, right?
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- You hated that job.
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- Yeah, I worked the
big pool on pad patrol,
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which is when used pads
become loose from women's
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and older girls' swimsuits
and float up to the top.
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And they absorb a lot of...
- I get it.
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- Well, even losing that
shitty job ruined my life.
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I didn't have any savings.
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I had to put everything
on credit card.
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I went into debt.
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I lost my apartment.
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That's when I started
sleeping in the billboard.
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- You seemed happy in the
billboard when I met you...
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I mean, in a sad,
desperate sort of way
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that nobody was buying.
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- I became homeless, Craig.
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I'm not putting another
person through that.
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- I've been fired,
too, and homeless.
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But we don't have a choice here.
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- Yes, we do.
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What if we both gave
up part of our salary,
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and then that way,
we could keep Shayla?
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- We're paying ourselves
the minimum amount
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we need to survive while
we grow our business.
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And if I had any money to spare,
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I would spare it on an
apartment without a roommate.
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- I thought you liked Dolores.
- I do like Dolores,
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but she's old as hell
and losing her mind.
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She thinks I'm her dead husband,
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and I don't think they
had a good relationship.
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- I'm sorry. I shouldn't
have asked you.
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I'll pay for Shayla myself
out of my own salary.
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- You barely make more than her.
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How are you gonna live?
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- I can go back to gig
stuff on the weekends.
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I've got Uber,
Postmates, ChoreSlut.biz.
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- OK, well, you're gonna
have to really cut back then.
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- I know.
- No more superfluous expenses.
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- That's fine.
- Only things you need.
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- I'm not needy.
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- You're gonna have
to sell your Kia.
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- Yeah, that's fine, good.
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- It's interesting.
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You were really loud, and
then you got all quiet.
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Something change?
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- No, I was agreeing.
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We can sell my car.
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- No fucking way.
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You love that Kia.
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You gave it a name.
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You'd sell Mallory?
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- I don't actually
call it Mallory.
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I know it's not a woman, Craig,
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because it doesn't
have eyelashes.
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- Look, if you don't
want to be the bad guy,
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I can take care of it.
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Here, watch.
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Yo, Shayla!
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- Craig, don't.
- Shayla!
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- Oh, my God, what?
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- Shayla, I love
your haircut, girl.
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- Oh, I didn't end
up getting one.
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- But you left early yesterday.
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- Yeah, I know.
It's a crazy story.
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So I'm not even
gonna try telling it.
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- OK, well,
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the farm is having
financial problems,
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and we had to make
some hard decisions.
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- But I promise you're
not gonna lose your job.
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- What?
- And I also promise
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we would never choose a
car over a human being.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
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Was that on the table?
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- No.
- Yes.
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- That's fucked up!
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I'm a great employee.
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I've have poured my heart
and my soul into this...
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[phone buzzes]
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Hello?
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Yeah, I got time
to take a survey.
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Own a boat? I frickin' wish.
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[tense music]
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- So now what?
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- We're gonna go sell my Kia.
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? ?
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- Jillian.
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Jillian, stop.
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- I'm done talking about this.
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If you actually want to be nice,
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you could drive separately
to the dealership
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so I can get home.
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- I'm not trying to be nice.
I'm trying to win an argument.
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How are you gonna
get to the farm
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every morning without a car?
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- I'll be fine.
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I've got the billboard car.
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- The only reason you still
have that piece of shit
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is because you couldn't
sell it because it failed
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the emissions test... The
Florida emissions test.
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All you got to do is text
a picture of your car in.
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- It still drives.
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- Does the
air-conditioning work?
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- Yes.
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I mean, it's hot air, and
it gives me a headache,
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but it turns on.
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Craig, I'm getting
this car washed.
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Then I'm selling it
back to the dealer.
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You can't change my mind.
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- Working AC makes you happy.
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That car makes you happy.
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You are allowed to be happy.
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- Who cares about AC if
Shayla's life is ruined?
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That's just selfish.
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- We don't know that Shayla's
life would be ruined.
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I mean, it seems pretty likely,
but that's not on you, OK?
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You can't take responsibility
for all the bad shit
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that happens in the world.
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- This isn't about
the whole world.
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This is about Shayla,
a human being,
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someone we know and love.
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- Love?
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- Love is too...
- That was a strong word.
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- I overshot.
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She reminds me of myself, OK?
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00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,996
Her dad also died
when she was a kid.
255
00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:19,624
She also does a thousand
gig economy jobs.
256
00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,751
We both have archenemies
who are dogs.
257
00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,020
- Look, I appreciate that
you have a big heart,
258
00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,588
but we are building
a business here.
259
00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,549
Sometimes in business
people get hurt.
260
00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,510
- Right, right, like Isaiah.
261
00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,387
- Oh, damn, OK.
262
00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,805
Yeah, like Isaiah.
263
00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,016
Isaiah got hurt, and it
sucked for both of us.
264
00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,976
- It probably sucked
way more for him.
265
00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,687
- But we wouldn't have the
farm if I didn't do what I did.
266
00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,397
So I'm not losing
any sleep over it,
267
00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:45,316
and neither should you, OK?
268
00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,401
OK?
269
00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:47,861
- Where's my car?
270
00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,280
It was right here,
like, one second ago.
271
00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,990
- I'm sure they just moved it.
272
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,551
- Oh, my God, it's
gone. Someone took it.
273
00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,326
- Calm down. I'm
sure it's somewhere.
274
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,454
- Hey, have you seen a
silver 2017 Kia Forte?
275
00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,830
It's brand-new.
Smells perfect.
276
00:08:58,872 --> 00:08:59,890
- They're probably
just drying it.
277
00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,291
- Have you?
- I didn't see it.
278
00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,334
- God!
- Jillian,
279
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,295
it's probably over
here somewhere.
280
00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:08,590
[funky music]
281
00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,133
It's not here, not here.
282
00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,218
Damn, I think
somebody did steal it.
283
00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,553
- What the fuck?
284
00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:14,929
- [indistinct].
285
00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,307
- What are you doing?
286
00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:20,560
? ?
287
00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,979
- Mallory!
288
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,362
- So my guy was drying a
Kia, went to get some rags.
289
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,864
Someone must have
drove off with it.
290
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,241
I wish there was anything
I could do to help.
291
00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,535
- You could show us
the security footage.
292
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,954
- I could, but I won't.
293
00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,831
I know my rights.
294
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,291
You got a warrant?
295
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,311
- No, but we've got a cop
right here who could probably
296
00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,087
just go get one, right, Officer?
297
00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,797
[video game beeping]
298
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,882
- Sorry, I was doing
some police work.
299
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,509
What's up? This guy
try to kiss you?
300
00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,386
- No, he won't show us
the security cameras
301
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,762
without a warrant.
302
00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,348
- Ma'am, do you know how
hard it is to get a warrant?
303
00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:00,642
I'd have to go to the station,
304
00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,769
fill out a form.
305
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,232
- That's it, just the two steps?
306
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,192
- Here's what I can do.
I'll write up a report
307
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,419
saying that your car was stolen.
308
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,362
You send it in to your
insurance company.
309
00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:13,923
- You're not gonna
launch an investigation?
310
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,240
- Ma'am, this is Miami,
311
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,242
one of the most dangerous
cities in the world.
312
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,369
In the time it took for
you to tell me all this,
313
00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,829
there's been 50 murders.
314
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:21,913
- 50 feels like a lot.
315
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,456
- Yeah, there's no way it's 50.
316
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,834
- Look, I'm pretty sure I got
more important things to do
317
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,920
than track down
a 2017 Kia Forte.
318
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,088
- Scrumptious.
319
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,631
- Are we done here?
320
00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,925
I gotta go. I'm getting a call.
321
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,594
- Well, thanks for coming.
322
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,888
[upbeat funky music]
323
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,850
[light jazzy music]
324
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:46,855
? ?
325
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,690
- I guess Shayla still
gets to keep her job
326
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,108
if my insurance
company pays out.
327
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,568
- No, no, no, no, no.
328
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,713
We need to get the Boones
their health insurance soon.
329
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,172
Who knows how long it'll
take for you to get a check?
330
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,948
- Oh, it'll be fast.
My guy is great.
331
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,283
He's with Good Uncle.
332
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,452
- Excuse me?
- Good Uncle Insurance.
333
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,746
They're rated five stars
by the Business Bureau.
334
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:03,806
- The Better Business Bureau?
335
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,624
- No, just the Business Bureau.
336
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,877
- All our uncles are
on the other line.
337
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:12,756
There are currently 65 nieces
and nephews ahead of you.
338
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,675
Wait time is approximately...
339
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:18,511
four.
340
00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:19,846
- Four?
341
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,014
Four what, Jillian?
342
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,557
Hours, days?
343
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,617
You know it's not minutes,
or they would have said.
344
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,601
[horn honks]
345
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,813
- What up, fuckers?
346
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,315
- Fuck, it's hot in here.
347
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,233
- Wait, wait, wait,
they stole your car,
348
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,027
the one you were gonna
sell to save my job?
349
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,362
So I'm fucked?
350
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,489
- I'm sorry, Shayla.
- Our hands are tied.
351
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,508
Our number one priority is
keeping this business afloat.
352
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,077
- No, no, I can't afford
to lose this job, Craig.
353
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,662
I'm already living
paycheck to paycheck.
354
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,664
Fuck!
355
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,684
I'm gonna have to move back
in with my shit-head mom,
356
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,436
get screamed at for
bringing the wrong fucking
357
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,170
dipping sauces home
from McDonald's.
358
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,588
Oh, and she's
gonna love it, too.
359
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,965
She's gonna rub my
fucking nose in it.
360
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,842
"Oh, Shayla, I thought
you were gone for good
361
00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,344
"this time, Shayla.
362
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,638
"What, you're so much fucking
better than me, Shayla?
363
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,240
"How stupid do you
have to be to get fired
364
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,641
from a fucking
farm, you idiot?"
365
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:05,850
- Turn the car around.
366
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,186
- What the fuck? This
is a private office.
367
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,188
- I want to see that
security footage now.
368
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,940
- I told you, not
without a warrant.
369
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,125
- This guy's not gonna
help us, Jillian.
370
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,693
- You don't understand.
371
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,587
If I don't get my car back,
I'm gonna have to fire someone.
372
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,822
- So? I fire people
all the time.
373
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,449
I fired a guy this morning
'cause he took the bus to work,
374
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,534
and it gave me the icks.
375
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,618
Who cares?
376
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,371
Now, I'd really like
you off my property.
377
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,431
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Please don't touch me.
378
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,623
- OK, OK.
379
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:29,684
- Why you got to be
such an asshole, man?
380
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:30,959
- Me?
381
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,919
You're the ones who
busted into my office
382
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,046
over some piece of shit Kia.
383
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,881
Now, please go. Ow, shit.
384
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,216
- No.
- Come on.
385
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,235
- What the fuck?
- You're gonna break my wrist.
386
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,678
- Jillian!
- Ah, Jesus.
387
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,054
- Show us the footage now!
388
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,723
- Fine. Jesus.
389
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,558
Ah.
390
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,727
[light jazzy music]
391
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,853
- Whoa.
392
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:50,895
- Wow.
393
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:51,598
? ?
394
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,487
- It's not what you think.
395
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,781
It... it just turns me on.
396
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,492
? ?
397
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,744
- Stop, this one.
398
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,078
Rewind.
399
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,371
Keep going.
400
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,041
Keep going. Keep going.
401
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,418
Wait, stop.
402
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,753
Pause.
403
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,046
? ?
404
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,006
[camera clicks]
405
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,758
Gotcha.
406
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,843
- Jillian, what the hell?
407
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,429
Seriously, how'd you know
how to do that karate shit?
408
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,598
- So one of the many
cool things about
409
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,309
being a rideshare driver is
that female drivers are given
410
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,810
free self-defense classes.
411
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,187
- That's cool.
412
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,414
- Because they're sexually
assaulted so often.
413
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,874
- Less cool.
- Most of the moves only work
414
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,125
if you're sitting
in the front seat
415
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,525
and getting choked from behind.
416
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,961
- We don't have to keep
talking about this.
417
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,695
- That sounds fucking badass!
418
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,281
You know, you're like the
gig economy Liam Neeson.
419
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,300
- You weren't there, Shayla.
420
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,825
It actually felt
really dangerous.
421
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,970
- Yeah, well, I'm just pumped
because she made a promise,
422
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,138
and she's actually keeping it.
423
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,288
That never happens.
424
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,599
Do you have any idea
how many promises
425
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,041
I break every single day?
426
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,101
- All we got to go
on is a blurry pic
427
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,377
of some random scumbag.
428
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,379
How the fuck are we
supposed to find this guy?
429
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,898
- Yo, wait, if the
dude's from around here
430
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,149
and he's a scumbag, I
definitely went to high school
431
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,424
with him.
- Definitely?
432
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,301
- Yeah, we had 1,000
scumbags per grade.
433
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,528
I went to high
school for six years.
434
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,804
You do the math.
435
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,222
That's 2,000 scumbags.
436
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,783
- I'm pretty sure you're
not gonna happen to know
437
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,284
the one guy who got...
- Donnie Cartwright.
438
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,643
- What?
- Are you sure?
439
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,019
- 100%.
440
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,330
He got molested by
the music teacher.
441
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,438
I think I remember him.
442
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,898
- Here, he's on Instagram.
443
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,317
Diamond Muffler and Lube.
444
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,027
Huh, good thing you've
got lube, Donnie,
445
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,004
'cause you're about
to get fucked.
446
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,238
- Jillian!
- Hell yeah!
447
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:26,199
[tense music]
448
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:26,902
? ?
449
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,594
- Razor wire, ripped
out car seats,
450
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:47,762
American flag?
451
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:48,972
Fuck this.
452
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,366
- Do you have a better idea?
- Yes!
453
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,850
You could always fire Shayla.
454
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,686
- Hey, Craig, sit on
my fat dick and rotate.
455
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,354
- I'm your boss, Shayla.
456
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,856
- I made a promise.
457
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,274
- Fine.
458
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,751
Stay on hold with Good
Uncle until they pick up,
459
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,335
but let's just get
the fuck out of here.
460
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,528
- That's not gonna happen.
461
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,864
You and I both know
Good Uncle sucks.
462
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,073
They might never pick up.
463
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,491
[light jazzy music stops]
464
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,410
[gasps]
465
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,411
[light jazzy music]
466
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,455
- Ugh.
- Damn.
467
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,123
- I'm going in with
or without you.
468
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,043
- Jillian.
- Jillian, wait.
469
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,878
Tell Donnie I
said, "What's up?"
470
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,547
? ?
471
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,215
- Shit!
472
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,055
- What the hell is this?
473
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,765
Can we help you?
474
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:36,227
- Yes, I'm looking for a 2017
Kia Forte in gravity gray.
475
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,854
[tense music]
476
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,981
The one you stole from
the car wash this morning?
477
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,108
- [laughs] Are you kidding?
478
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,485
A Forte?
479
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,737
You think I'm wasting my
time on a $12,000 car?
480
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:49,240
- $16,545.
481
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,718
- Bitch, I'm not going
back and forth with you
482
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:51,951
on the price of Kias.
483
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,095
Get the fuck out of my shop.
484
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,245
- Ha-ha-ha.
485
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,414
Jillian, why don't
we head out of here?
486
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,208
- This is you, isn't it?
487
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,258
- So you got a picture
of me stealing your car?
488
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,880
It doesn't prove anything.
489
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:06,383
- I think the cops might
feel differently about that.
490
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,551
- [laughs] Oh, the cops.
491
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:12,597
The cops don't investigate
no stolen fucking Fortes.
492
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,892
But I am gonna need
that phone just in case.
493
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,645
- Sorry, I can't do that.
494
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,230
I'm on hold.
495
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,607
- Get the fucking phone.
496
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,566
- OK, OK.
497
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,794
- Just give it to him, Jillian.
498
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,654
- Give me the phone.
499
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,948
- Fine, here.
500
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,282
- Motherfucker!
501
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,534
- Shit.
- What the...
502
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,618
- Ugh!
- What the fuck?
503
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,370
- [grunts]
- Ow, shit!
504
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,956
[upbeat jazzy music]
505
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,541
- Oh! Ahh!
506
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,583
- Ahh!
507
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,626
Augh!
508
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:45,839
- Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
509
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:49,259
[both shouting]
510
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,927
- Ahh! Augh!
511
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,095
Shit!
512
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,139
Ow! [grunting]
513
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,057
- Jesus Christ, lady!
514
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,769
The car's not here.
515
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,105
We slapped a new VIN
number on it and sold it.
516
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,189
- Sold it to who?
517
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,316
- A used car place, Car Wow,
518
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,193
the big one down the street.
519
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,446
Fuck, what'd you do to Paulie?
520
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,156
He's got a big trip coming up.
521
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,324
[light jazzy music]
522
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,160
- Come on, Jillian.
523
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,037
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
524
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,288
? ?
525
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,248
- Shayla says, "What's up?"
526
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,833
[both groaning]
527
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,547
- What the fuck was that?
528
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,923
- I don't know.
529
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,818
I got tired of being pushed
around, and I snapped.
530
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,011
I'm sorry. It's like road rage.
531
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,637
- Road rage is
honking your horn,
532
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,848
not beating someone senseless
with a steering wheel.
533
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,350
- Yeah, that was crazy.
534
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,310
Do you think I might be
repressing some anger?
535
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,561
- Yes, Jillian, I do think so.
536
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,980
- Yo, did Donnie say
anything about me?
537
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,607
- No! Start the
fucking car, Shayla.
538
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,067
You almost got us killed.
539
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,027
Would you rather die
than fire Shayla?
540
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,862
- Yes, 'cause she's a good boss.
541
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,572
- Start the car, Shayla.
542
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,907
- Look, it's all over now.
543
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,368
We'll just go to Car
Wow and get my car.
544
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,370
- Oh, gosh.
545
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,206
I am so sorry that
happened to you.
546
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,350
I'm gonna go talk to my manager,
547
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,351
and we're gonna figure this out.
548
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,584
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
549
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:05,811
- Do you guys want a
water while you wait?
550
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,045
- I would love a water.
551
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,297
- Here you go.
- Thank you so much.
552
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,882
- Please continue to hold,
553
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,009
and the next available uncle
will be right with you.
554
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,719
- You feeling OK?
555
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,137
- I'm good, totally fine.
556
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,722
- You have a little blood.
- Oh.
557
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,392
? ?
558
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,520
It's probably from the fight.
559
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,063
- Probably.
560
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,940
- So I talked to my manager,
561
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,733
and it seems you're wrong.
562
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,485
- What?
- Yes.
563
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,278
Car Wow has an official
corporate policy
564
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,781
where we do not purchase
stolen vehicles.
565
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,574
- But I saw my car in your lot.
566
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,659
It's right there.
567
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,220
- I don't know what
to tell you, ma'am.
568
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,371
If you're unhappy, you can
put your cell phone number
569
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,932
in this tablet, and
you'll receive a link
570
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:43,915
to our complaint form.
571
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,167
? ?
572
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,585
[phone buzzing]
573
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,588
? ?
574
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,174
- Did you just trick me into
getting marketing texts?
575
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,777
- If you don't want to
receive those anymore,
576
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,261
just text 1 back.
577
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,947
You'll get an activation
code, and it'll allow you
578
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,556
to open up a Car Wow account.
579
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,349
And after you set that
up, download the app,
580
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,994
and you'll be able...
- I don't want an online form.
581
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,186
I want to speak to
someone who will help me
582
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,022
get my stolen car back.
583
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,314
- OK.
584
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,566
I can have you speak to Mira.
585
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,043
- Thank you.
- She's our online virtual...
586
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,402
- No!
587
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,124
- Why do I keep getting
texts from Car Wow?
588
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,697
I didn't fill out
a complaint form.
589
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,032
- By connecting to our Wi-Fi,
590
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,159
you've consented to receive
marketing materials.
591
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,869
- I'm gonna consent
to deleting this shit.
592
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:21,953
- OK.
593
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,622
[phone buzzing]
594
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,665
- I'll be right back.
595
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:28,835
Zay, fuck, I can't
believe it's you.
596
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:29,961
Did you get my voice mails?
597
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,047
- Mm-hmm, all 307.
598
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,132
That is way too many
voice mails, Craig.
599
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,925
- I just wanted to know
you were all right.
600
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:36,902
You know, you never responded.
601
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,136
- 'Cause I was pissed.
602
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,864
I had to move to Phoenix
'cause of you, bruh.
603
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,181
You ever been to Phoenix?
604
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,600
- I'm so sorry, Isaiah,
about how shit went down
605
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,226
and what I did.
606
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,562
- You ain't let me finish.
607
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,648
I was pissed.
608
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,734
But I'm not anymore.
609
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,069
- No, that's not like you.
610
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,820
Your favorite phrase
is "stay mad."
611
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,948
- Yeah, I know, but
ever since I got here,
612
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,326
I've been trying
to do things legit.
613
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,828
- I don't want to be rude
seeing we just made up,
614
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,121
but you full of shit.
615
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,332
- Yeah, I know.
616
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,583
Hey, but I met a girl
617
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,336
who I think you're
really gonna like.
618
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,963
I even got a job that
I go to every day.
619
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,298
- Fuck out of here.
620
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,425
You are not waking up
every day At 8:00 a.m.
621
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,969
- 7:45.
622
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,680
And I finally get it.
623
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,491
I appreciate everything
you went through last year
624
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:27,268
and how hard it is to
do shit the right way.
625
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,062
- But I didn't, though.
626
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,271
I did a lot of shit wrong.
627
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:31,481
- Shit, what you do?
628
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:34,025
Your hands are clean.
- Not that clean.
629
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,527
I burned down the putt-putt.
630
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,237
- They never proved that.
- Lied to cops.
631
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,488
- Good, cops suck.
632
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,115
- Dragged that kid's
body to the swamp.
633
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,717
- White boy with cornrows.
He had it coming.
634
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,742
- Fed it to a snake.
635
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:43,785
- That was awesome.
636
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:45,078
- Brock got shot 'cause of me.
637
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,663
- I don't even
know who Brock is.
638
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:47,914
- I turned you in.
639
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,725
It's my fault Rodney
Lamonca wants you killed.
640
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,670
- No, no, I put myself
in that position.
641
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,296
I take responsibility.
- But...
642
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,048
- You're a good dude, Craigory.
643
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,217
And I love you, man.
644
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,803
And I miss you.
645
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,013
We got to keep this brief.
646
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,657
You know Rodney got
ears all over the place.
647
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,057
We'll talk soon.
648
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,767
Keep them voice mails coming.
649
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,567
[phone buzzing]
650
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,193
- Fucking stop
texting me, Car Wow.
651
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,571
I don't have unlimited data.
652
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,740
So I guess I'm never
getting my car back.
653
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,158
- But we have to.
654
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,593
I changed my mind
about firing Shayla.
655
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,661
- What? Why?
- You were right.
656
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,705
I was feeling shitty
about what I did to Zay.
657
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,331
- I mean, you were
in a tough spot.
658
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:33,209
- I guess I thought if I forced
you to make a selfish choice,
659
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,437
then I'd feel
better about myself.
660
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,670
But I just talked to Zay.
661
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,964
- Wait, really?
- Yeah, he's alive.
662
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:39,090
He's in Phoenix.
663
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,925
And I'm not a terrible person.
664
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,136
- Well, I never thought
you were a terrible person.
665
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,888
- We have to save Shayla's job.
666
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,307
- OK, cool, awesome.
667
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,850
How are we gonna do that?
668
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:53,438
[phone buzzing]
669
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,482
Excuse me.
670
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,585
I'm looking to buy a car, and
I'd like to take a test drive.
671
00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:59,944
- Wonderful. I'm Ricky.
I'm happy to help.
672
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,197
Have you given any thought
to the type of car you want?
673
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,741
- This one, this car right here.
674
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:07,994
- The lady knows.
675
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,955
- Wow, what a smooth ride.
676
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,832
- Yeah, it's a great vehicle.
677
00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:15,377
Uh, we are a little
far from Car Wow.
678
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:18,296
Not supposed to go further
than a mile from the Wow.
679
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:19,649
So if you want to
make your way back,
680
00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:22,175
I can tell you about
some very exciting
681
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:23,468
financing opportunities.
682
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,387
- OK, I'll turn around in here.
683
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:26,763
[tires squealing]
684
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,056
- Careful.
685
00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,474
A little fast on that corner.
686
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:32,310
- Mm, I could go for some tunes.
687
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,478
Do you like tunes, Craig?
688
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,604
- Love tunes, Jillian.
689
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:35,873
You should play something
from your phone.
690
00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:37,774
I forget. Does the
Kia have Bluetooth?
691
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,943
- Yes, it...
- It sure does, Craig.
692
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,319
[light jazzy music]
693
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,862
- Oh, OK, it's my jam.
694
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,656
- How is your phone
already paired?
695
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,116
- Because Mallory remembers me.
696
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,659
- Who is Mallory?
697
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:50,120
- This is my car, Ricky,
and I want it back.
698
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,013
- What?
[tires squealing]
699
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,288
Ahh.
700
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,332
- If my driving's making
you uncomfortable,
701
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,476
you could always
get the hell out.
702
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,751
- I can't let you steal a car.
703
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,378
Please tell your
friend to slow down.
704
00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,563
- She's doing her own
thing today, Ricky.
705
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,589
I have no power here.
706
00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:04,342
- Oh, I've missed
this car, Ricky.
707
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:05,927
- Stop saying my name.
708
00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:08,638
- See, Ricky, I don't
treat myself to things.
709
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,473
I buy my jeans by the pound.
710
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:13,018
I got my shoes from
a police auction.
711
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,894
And I've got little feet, Ricky.
712
00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:17,063
That means they're
from dead kids.
713
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,858
- Oh, my God.
- But I bought myself this car.
714
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,484
$2,000 down.
715
00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:24,195
I threw up in the bathroom
after I signed the check.
716
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,530
But driving off the lot...
717
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,657
- Please slow down.
- I felt calm.
718
00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:29,242
I love this Kia.
719
00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:31,369
I was away from it
for six hours today,
720
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,496
and I lost my fucking mind.
721
00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:35,582
- It's true.
- I believe you. Please stop!
722
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,393
- Then you should also
believe me when I tell you
723
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,668
I'm not giving it back.
724
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,795
I would rather die
than let you have it.
725
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:41,838
- Stop.
726
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,381
- Are you also
ready to die, Ricky?
727
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:44,549
[horn blares]
728
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:46,926
- God damn.
729
00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,136
Shit.
730
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,972
[car doors shut]
731
00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:54,309
[light jazzy music]
732
00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:56,311
Oh, guess I can
hang this up now.
733
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:59,105
- Jillian, that was
fucking incredible.
734
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,565
- Thanks, Craig.
735
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,251
- I can't believe you
actually got your car back...
736
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:04,652
- Thanks, Craig.
- For fucking Shayla.
737
00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,946
You got to be the nicest
person I ever met.
738
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,239
- Thanks, Craig.
739
00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:09,741
- You OK?
740
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:12,035
- I just don't know that
I want to sell Mallory.
741
00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:13,037
- What?
- Do you know why
742
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:14,371
I went so crazy today?
743
00:24:14,412 --> 00:24:15,663
- Not to save Shayla's job?
744
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:17,457
- Yeah, I kept telling
myself it was that.
745
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,668
But when I got back
in the billboard car,
746
00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:23,421
and it was so hot and
so loud and still smells
747
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,924
so much like that iguana
that died in the engine...
748
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,092
- That's what that is.
749
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,843
- I can't go back.
750
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:30,512
I can't.
751
00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:32,514
I know that makes me an
awful, selfish person,
752
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:33,848
but I just can't.
753
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,034
- Jillian, this
is what I've been
754
00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:36,118
trying to tell you all day.
755
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,435
It's OK to be selfish.
756
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:38,537
- But then you had
that call with Isaiah,
757
00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:40,105
and you changed your
mind about that.
758
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,940
- Oh, right, yeah.
759
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:42,941
Well, fuck that.
760
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:43,900
That's me and my shit.
761
00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,777
This has nothing to do with you.
762
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,779
Our journeys don't
have to intersect.
763
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:49,030
- But I like it when they do.
764
00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:51,908
- Keep the car. Jillian,
you've earned it.
765
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:55,412
And as my gift to
you, I'll fire Shayla.
766
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:57,080
- No, I made her the promise.
767
00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:58,915
I should tell her. I'm her boss.
768
00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:00,083
- You sure?
769
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,584
- Yeah, this is business.
770
00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:03,837
Sometimes in business
people get hurt.
771
00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:05,797
Ah!
772
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:06,965
- A car?
773
00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,842
You're choosing a
fucking car over me?
774
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:10,635
Fuck you, Jillian!
775
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,929
Oh, and by the way, everyone
knows your accent's fake.
776
00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,305
[upbeat music]
777
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:17,225
Cannon, cannon, cannon.
778
00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:19,477
- ? Yeah ?
779
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:20,854
? Yeah ?
780
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:22,397
? ?
781
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:24,941
? OK ?
782
00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:26,276
? 2Chainz ?
783
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,778
- ? Whip cold, get
dough, different flows ?
784
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,364
? I killed the last
beat, I'm out on parole ?
785
00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:33,992
? You know the code,
point scene money gone ?
786
00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:36,578
? You know what I'm on,
pass the Styrofoam ?
787
00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:37,620
? Ooh, I feel good ?
788
00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:39,164
- Sorry it took so long.
789
00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:40,373
- Better late than never.
790
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:42,208
I'll take all the
berries I can get.
791
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:43,168
Here you go.
792
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,753
$150,000.
793
00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:46,463
- ? Ooh, I feel good,
ooh, I feel good ?
794
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:49,507
? Hey, motivated, woke
up like I'ma make it ?
795
00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:50,842
? I had a dream ?
796
00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:52,427
? I seen Serena
playing tennis naked ?
797
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:54,304
? Formulate a plot ?
798
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:55,680
- I feel like I'm gonna be sick.
799
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,640
This is the most
money I've ever seen.
800
00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:58,743
- And almost all
of it's going to
801
00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,143
violent criminals' health care.
802
00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:02,479
But hey, at least we can
survive until next harvest.
803
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,272
Who knows? Maybe
things can calm down.
804
00:26:04,314 --> 00:26:06,441
- What up, big bruh?
805
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,526
- Zay? What the fuck?
806
00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:09,736
You shouldn't be in Florida.
807
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:11,905
What about Rodney?
What if he finds you?
808
00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:16,034
- Yeah, it'd be crazy if
that happened, wouldn't it?
809
00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:19,496
Hey, Craig, I've
heard a lot about you.
810
00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:22,457
[Shirley Bassey's "Vehicle"]
811
00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:23,160
? ?
812
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,882
- ? Hey, well ?
813
00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:34,052
? I'm the friendly stranger
in the black Sedan ?
814
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:36,930
? Won't you hop
inside my car? ?
815
00:26:36,971 --> 00:26:39,933
? I got pictures, got
candy, I'm a lovable gal ?
816
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,727
? And I can take you
to the nearest star ?
817
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:45,772
? I'm your vehicle, baby ?
818
00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:48,566
? I'll take you anywhere
you want to go ?
819
00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:51,736
? I'm your vehicle, woman ?
820
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,656
? By now I'm sure you know ?
821
00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:56,408
? That I love ya ?
822
00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:57,784
? I need ya ?
823
00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,411
? I want ya ?
824
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:01,579
? Got to have you ?
825
00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:06,376
? Great God in Heaven,
you know that I love you ?
826
00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:07,079
? ?
827
00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:19,973
? I'm your vehicle, woman ?
828
00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:22,684
? By now I'm sure you know ?
829
00:27:22,726 --> 00:27:24,477
? That I love ya ?
830
00:27:24,519 --> 00:27:25,854
? I need ya ?
831
00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:27,522
? I want ya ?
832
00:27:27,564 --> 00:27:29,774
? Got to have you ?
833
00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,901
? Great God in Heaven ?
834
00:27:31,943 --> 00:27:35,947
? You know that I love you ?
835
00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:36,650
? ?
836
00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:47,667
- Not a doctor.
- Shh.
837
00:27:47,717 --> 00:27:52,267
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