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這部電影是由
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晶藝電影有限公司出品
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片名叫《逃學英雄傳》
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這部電影是由
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哪些哥哥姐姐們演的
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是誰教人打扮漂亮的
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我們這部電影的導演就是
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死胖子
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我們這部電影的導演就是
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最有品味 最英俊
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最有藝術修養的
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王晶先生
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局長
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什麼狀況
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裏面兩男一女
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總共是三個搶匪
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他們武器精良
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其中一個悍匪神經不太正常
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他的名字叫傻波
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通知飛虎隊沒有
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通知了
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談判專家呢
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通知了
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是誰啊
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流淚堅
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流淚堅
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聽見他我就聽得直流眼淚
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局長 他是你的外甥啊
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就是這個才悲慘啊
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拿防彈衣給我
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是 局長
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慈悲為懷的主啊
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請你賜給我力量
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讓屋裏的搶匪自動投降
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我當談判專家這麼久了
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一次都沒成功過
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主啊 拜託你幫我一次
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一次就好 阿堅
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舅舅
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你放聰明一點
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你再背鍋的話
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蜘蛛精那個臭三八
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一定整死我
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她三顆花 官級比你低
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你幹嘛怕她
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慘的是立法局
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那幾個女議員罩她啊
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說她是警界婦女之光
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整天就盯著我的位子
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那是累一點
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王局長 防彈衣
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你老媽臨死叫我照顧你
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把它穿上 命只有一條
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子彈不長眼的
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我那件呢
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對不起 只有一件
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舅舅
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子彈沒眼睛 你有眼睛嘛
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年輕人不經歷過子彈擦身而過
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怎麼能挺起胸膛做人呢
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我怕啊
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不用怕 打不中的嘛
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你搶什麼 就算打中也不痛啊
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舅舅 舅舅
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婦女之光呀
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蜘蛛精
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王局長 寒風漠凜
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你怎麼渾身冒冷汗啊
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這只是個小案件
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你年紀都這麼大了
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不如回去休息吧
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舅舅 冷靜 冷靜
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我看她是女流之輩
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不然我就把她胸部劈下來
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看她以後怎麼餵奶
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叫我
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昨晚去哪裏了 幹嘛不call我
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打麻將
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要想五秒鐘才說 鬼鬼崇崇
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跟誰打
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四眼龜 大水牛 雞精
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說這麼快
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一定是預先背好了來騙我
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輸還是贏
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輸二百塊
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我一個月才給你五百塊零用
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到了月底還有二百塊可以輸
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你一定藏了很多錢
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沒有啊
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過年存下來的壓歲錢啊
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我不管
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下個月多給我存一千塊
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什麼
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你可以不給啊
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我也不一定要嫁給你
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屋子裏面的人你們聽著
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我是警方的談判專家
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我是很有誠意 沒有惡意的
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我現在要進來
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跟你們好好談一談
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你們已經被我們團團圍住
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走不了啦
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不投降只有死路一條
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阿堅 救人質呀
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我啊
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你最近嘛
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救人質
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是 長官
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小姐
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不要動
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你不要過來 小心啊
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上去
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看著我啊
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進去
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敢打傷我老婆
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不關我的事啊
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一邊講話一邊眨眼睛
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我眼睛癢嘛
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脫衣服
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我打傷你老婆
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你打我就是了
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沒理由強姦我啊
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還用瓶子
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我們來玩俄羅斯輪盤
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瓶口朝著誰就打誰
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一顆
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兩顆
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三顆
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我們玩三顆
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三顆
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好不好玩啊
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我現在再加一顆
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還加
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我們兩個男人
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加起來一共有四顆
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不是啊
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我只有一顆
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那我就三顆咯
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不要啊 波哥
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很開心嗎
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不是呀
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好痛苦啊
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這次我們六顆一起玩
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不要 我們還沒玩完啊
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還沒玩完
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等我回來
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等我回來再跟你玩過
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等我會回來呀
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不要指著我
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阿堅 阿堅 你沒事吧
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阿堅 你指著他 殺他
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舅舅 老媽死的時候
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叫你照顧我
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我現在不在照顧你嗎
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我不是叫你到黑社會當臥底
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我是叫你到學校
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當臥底老師而已
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查什麼 查黑學生啊
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黃種人啊黑
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有個小名叫小狗的台灣仔
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把兩腳抬高
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我知道了 什麼
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原來奪命剪刀腳是這麼練的
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多管閒事
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夾爆你的頭
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台灣仔的老爸柯受良呢
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是台灣黑幫的重要人物
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最近他肯出來
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跟警方合作指證兩個大哥
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可惜啊那份證據讓
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他以前離了婚的老婆拿走了
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找他老婆啊
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他老婆在三個月之前撞車死掉啦
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可能他兒子會知道
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找他兒子啊
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這麼容易找啊
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那小混蛋不知道多恨他老爸
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根本不肯認他這個老爸的
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我也是歷經艱苦才找到線索
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他可能在聖育強中學讀書啊
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他兒子長什麼樣子啊
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只是靠張照片
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他老爸都不認得他了
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他老爸最後一次見他呢
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他才七歲
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現在這個小子 已經十七歲了
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唯一的記號呢
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就是他屁股上面
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有一塊狗形的胎記
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不過 我們已經收到線報
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台灣的黑幫
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已經派人來追殺小狗了
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所以我們一定要
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比這幫人先找到小狗才行啊
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舅舅 好嚴重啊
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蜘蛛精逼得我走投無路
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你再找不到他
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我就把你吸進去了
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我怕我罩不住啊
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我現在決定
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將我畢生的絕學傳授給你
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我最好的武功絕對不是剪刀腳
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是鐵沙掌對吧
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不是鐵沙掌
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是一 陽 指
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一陽指
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這只不過是彫蟲小技
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你也可以做得到的
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我可以用一根手指做倒立
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把我人整個撐起來
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來啊 你的手指
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如果可以讓杯子動的時候
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你就成功了
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做臥底要保守秘密
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不能告訴別人
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我每天要跟阿卿報到三次
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這樣一個怡貝貝
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拜託你甩了她吧
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我已經交了三年了
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三年 三年你標了會沒有
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沒有啊
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女人啊 是不能寵的
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在聊什麼
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我的奶罩你燙好了沒有
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好了好了 我想燙軟一點
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你穿得會舒服一點嘛 親愛的
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我們分手吧
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你哭什麼
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哭也沒有用 是嗎
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冷靜點 分開一下
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你幹什麼 你跪在這裏幹什麼
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這麼多人看著 你有沒有搞錯
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我警告你不要拉我褲子
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不然我一巴掌呼死你啊
235
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我呼死你啊
236
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我揣死你啊 你還來
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女人嘛 是吧
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我夠不夠COOL
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簡直是無情無意的衰樣
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等一下我話說完了 扭頭就走
241
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,880
女人一定會哭得死去活來
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麻煩你幫我個忙 幫我盯著她
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我怕她一下子想不開
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又跳海 又跳樓的
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我很為難啊 行了 我會了
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她來啦
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我有話跟你說
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說啊
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我們分手
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你說什麼
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我說我們分手呀
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你說得這麼辛苦 不要說了
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不如讓我來說
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我們分手
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為什麼要跟我分手
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哭什麼 你哭也沒有用的
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我們需要冷靜一下
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冷什麼靜 我不需要冷靜
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不要啊 不要啊 不要啊
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不要你離開我 不要呀
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你抓著我的腳幹嘛啊
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這裏這麼多人 趕快放手
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不放 我不放手
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再不放手
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我一腳把你揣到牆角去
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不放 就是不放
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走開啊
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不要走啊不要走
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幹什麼 我死給你看
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你想開一點嘛 你不要理我
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你冷靜一點 你不要衝動啊
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你有所不知 她甩了我了
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即然我愛情失敗
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我的事業一定要成功
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我要做一個成功的人
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我要努力 奮鬥 不眠不休
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不怕犧牲 排除萬難
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那怕鳳雲色變
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我也要衝破重重的障礙
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我 要做一個最成功的
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老師
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白癡 神經病
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關你們什麼事啊
284
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你是不是這個學校的老師啊
285
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什麼事啊
286
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,920
我問你是不是這個學校的老師
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是吧
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那就對了
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老大 我也是剛剛新來的
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如果以前有什麼做不對的地方
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你不要怪我
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那更好了
293
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我不太會打領帶
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請你幫幫忙吧
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打領帶是吧 是啊
296
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謝謝啊
297
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,480
我也是新來的老師
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你沒走錯地方吧
299
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沒有啊 我不像嗎
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像 像
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是政府派我們來的
302
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,200
我們是政府協助
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黑社會自首人士
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重新投入社會 職業輔導計劃
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第一批的人馬
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現在我跟你都是屬於穿鞋的
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是啊
308
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請問你教哪一科
309
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你看我這樣的人材
310
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,680
就知道我是專門負責修理人
311
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,560
不是 是物理
312
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,040
我絕對不能容忍一隻蚊子
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在我的視線範圍之內
314
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也就是說 我絕對不能夠
315
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,640
容忍一個害群之馬的學生
316
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:19,520
在我的學校裏
317
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,640
兩位既然加入
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00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,200
我的學校教師行列
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00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,760
就有責任幫我搞好學校的紀律
320
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沒問題啊 校長
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00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:28,840
如果有哪個學生
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00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,080
敢不聽教不聽話的
323
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:31,960
把他抓回來痛扁
324
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,200
接著就整他
325
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,120
然後來個大鍋妙
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00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:36,840
對不對啊 侯老師
327
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,960
陳慧蟹老師 你可不可以
328
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,240
用一些比較有文化的語言
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00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:42,840
校長 是這樣的
330
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,920
哪個學生 不聽話不聽教呢
331
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,760
我們就用個麻袋把他給套起來
332
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,280
跟著呢 拿木棍來毆打他
333
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,200
然後 就要冤枉他
334
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:57,840
到最後呢
335
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,720
我們就要很有秩序的
336
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,440
跟他發生性行為
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00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,320
校長 夠有文化吧
338
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,200
但是我們聖育強中學
339
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,440
絕對沒有一個
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00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,560
害群之馬的學生
341
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,120
而全部都是害群之馬的學生
342
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,440
我們是垃圾學生大集合
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00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,400
全部爛學生都在這裏
344
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,640
有兩個新老師來了
345
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,120
這回有得玩了
346
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,320
大家準備作戰 好呀好啊
347
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,800
所以兩位要有心理準備
348
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,640
這個學期就是
349
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,480
一場慘烈的戰爭的開始
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00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:29,720
聽到沒有
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00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,480
你幹什麼
352
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,560
慘了 我耳聾了
353
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,720
他到底說什麼 快點說啊
354
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,800
天氣這麼好還帶傘 你怕太陽啊
355
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,160
這把傘是學生跟學校的橋樑
356
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:42,840
怎麼說
357
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,200
如果連傘都沒有
358
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,080
又怎麼可以過河渡江呢
359
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,880
走到天井要撐傘
360
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,640
走兩步要擺右
361
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,400
走前三步跳一跳
362
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,400
接著就要縮
363
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,880
校長 為什麼要縮也不說一聲呢
364
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,840
你不中招又怎麼會記得呢
365
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:14,960
在這家學校要打起十二分精神
366
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,600
特別是一個叫ACE的學生
367
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,040
他犯過很多次錯
368
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,600
有沒有搞錯 再犯一次
369
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,360
我們就可以馬上把他開除
370
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,120
等一下點名的時候
371
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,880
你要特別注意他
372
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,680
遲到半步就可以把他開除
373
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,520
還沒看見ACE啊
374
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,320
我們收到消息 他要再遲到啊
375
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,640
校長就要開除他
376
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,080
我們叫他死得很難看
377
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,320
追他 好
378
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,240
分頭攔截 好
379
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,080
無聊
380
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:55,000
五 四 三 二 一
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點名
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00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:02,920
ALEX
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00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:03,920
到
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00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:06,800
ACE 書包
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00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:07,520
謝謝
386
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,520
我們給點掌聲
387
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:15,800
歡迎新老師好不好
388
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,800
好 好
389
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,400
你就是ALEX
390
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,400
是啊 大家都叫我ACE
391
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,240
好 今天是我第一天
392
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,240
到這裏來上課
393
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,920
我的名字叫做候瑞堅
394
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,280
你們看見我滿臉笑容
395
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,520
其實你們被我的外表欺騙了
396
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,240
我這個人的本質是非常兇殘的
397
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,560
如果有誰敢在教室裏胡搞瞎搞
398
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,680
我就一手把他扔出去
399
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,840
我要他單腳頂著椅子 背著桌子
400
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,120
一個人站在窗口外面
401
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,680
一直站到下午放學為止
402
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,720
絕對不會心軟 明白了沒有
403
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,440
誰有膽子單獨玩我
404
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,680
就等於集體自殺
405
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,040
明白了沒有
406
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,880
希望沒有嚇到大家
407
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,920
現在上中國文學課
408
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,200
今天講的呢是出師表
409
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,840
出師表的作者呢是諸葛亮
410
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,600
又名孔明
411
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,440
所以呢又叫做諸葛孔明了
412
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,640
怎麼全跑光了 剛才還好好的
413
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,120
校長 校長
414
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,560
什麼事啊 我不見了
415
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:32,400
是不是錢包
416
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,400
每個新來的老師
417
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,440
都會被學生偷的了
418
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,160
女廁所第三格 這兒沒有
419
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:36,920
不是啊
420
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,720
我不是錢包不見了 又有新招
421
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,160
我不見了整班學生呀
422
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,600
快 快來啊
423
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,840
你不是說全班學生都走光了嗎
424
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,080
你剛剛明明不在這裏的
425
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,200
你老實點啊
426
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,240
你 你告訴校長 快說
427
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,360
你不要吵 ACE你說
428
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,400
快站起來說啊
429
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,840
剛才候老師在黑板
430
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,080
寫了些東西就出去了
431
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,480
Monday約了葉子楣
432
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,680
Tuesday找陳熏奇
433
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:06,840
星期三脫衣服
434
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:07,880
星期四摸大腿
435
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,160
Friday如去了Mary家
436
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,000
禮拜六沒性慾
437
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,120
Runday搞得要自毒
438
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,760
候老師 你怎麼解釋啊
439
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,080
不關我的事啊 內容我不怪你
440
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,240
上中文課怎麼可以教英文呢
441
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,240
下次不要再犯了
442
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,520
候老師 別慌 我們還在這裏
443
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,840
剛才你們全都跑哪去了
444
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,560
候老師 如果我們以後
445
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:37,680
可以和平共處的話
446
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,560
我們就不會逃學或失蹤了
447
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:40,720
你覺得怎麼樣
448
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:42,560
我可以選嗎
449
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,760
為了表示我們的誠意
450
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,240
我們A班三天之內不會整你
451
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,000
但是BCDEF這幾班龍潭虎穴
452
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:50,960
我們幫不了你咯
453
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,600
龍潭虎穴
454
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,120
老師早安
455
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:15,960
早
456
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,720
各位同學 我的名字叫做候
457
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:35,920
候瑞堅
458
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,880
這個人怎麼回事啊
459
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,040
有沒有搞錯啊
460
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,640
就是啊 等個公交車還帶椅子
461
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,120
神經
462
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,360
你知道現在搭公交車有多緊
463
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,480
自己不帶椅子來
464
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,520
哪有位子坐啊
465
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:05,640
神經病
466
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:11,480
老師早安
467
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,840
我已經受夠了 我不會再客氣
468
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,240
你們這班是全校最皮的H班
469
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,560
聽說你們班有位
470
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,240
最皮最下流最無恥的
471
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,760
阿諾史瓦辛格 出來
472
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,600
我要的是阿諾史瓦辛格
473
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,320
不是的那兩個坐下
474
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,160
我是阿諾
475
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,320
我是史瓦 我是辛格
476
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,640
我們是阿諾史瓦辛格
477
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,160
我現在開始上課
478
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,480
你們不要有什麼不良的企圖
479
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,680
否則將會有非常非常
480
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,720
悲慘的後果
481
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,920
傷得這麼嚴重啊
482
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,440
真的沒得救了
483
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,840
我真的受重傷
484
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,520
真的受重傷了 是不是
485
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,520
我是說你的眼鏡傷得很重
486
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,400
讓我看看啊
487
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,800
很簡單嘛 我幫你用點
488
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,320
丙銅或者eder來融合一下
489
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,720
再用點細緻磨銅膏
490
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:21,680
磨一下就行了
491
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,000
那我有沒有受傷
492
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,440
傷得嚴不嚴重啊
493
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,800
粘東西我會啊 粘人我不會
494
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,360
你沒事吧
495
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,440
你生命力好強哦
496
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,680
我是候瑞堅
497
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,440
我叫林夢想
498
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,600
候先生 我是化學老師
499
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,560
夢想
500
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,120
英文名字叫珍妮
501
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,840
在這裏負責教體育
502
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,440
我是化學教師呀
503
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,560
我是全科教師
504
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,160
全科教師就是什麼都教
505
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,000
我真的是化學教師啊
506
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,080
那些學生說我好沒記性
507
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,200
這是謠言啊
508
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,160
我知道你是候老師
509
00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:58,320
她是林老師
510
00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,520
記性不錯吧
511
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,000
請問你貴姓啊
512
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,320
我姓
513
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,360
先看一下身份證
514
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,680
慘啦 我的身份證呢
515
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,720
難道去年遺失 忘了補領了
516
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,160
你出去問一下學生
517
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,280
不就知道你姓什麼了嗎
518
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,840
是 我教哪一班
519
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,560
我的記性很好啊
520
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,560
我知道你是候老師
521
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,240
你是林老師 是啊
522
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,200
我去問一下
523
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,880
我真的是化學教師哦
524
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,840
這麼健忘怎麼當老師啊 是啊
525
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,800
這所學校還真是有意思
526
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,280
對了 你是怎麼受傷的
527
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,120
我被學生用書包扔昏的
528
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,800
這所學校的學生是皮了一點
529
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,360
不過他們的心地很善良的
530
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,240
他們的本性好兇殘的
531
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,280
慢慢教咯
532
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,920
我們有責任把他們教好的
533
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,480
林老師 我買了可樂
534
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,640
你剛好一點 你喝吧
535
00:28:59,160 --> 00:28:59,520
好啊
536
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:02,840
你知不知道這罐汽水
537
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,560
我走了很遠去福利社買的
538
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,600
你嘴巴干 自己去買啊
539
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,880
好好好 你自己喝吧
540
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,480
你渴了嘛 快去啊
541
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,480
我真的不口渴
542
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,680
幹嘛要我買汽水啊
543
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,160
如果你流了滿地血你渴不渴啊
544
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:17,880
你告訴我你渴不渴啊
545
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:18,880
阿慧蟹老師
546
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,600
校長 校長
547
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,200
候老師受了點傷 你代他的課
548
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:26,000
我
549
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,480
這一節是教數學
550
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:29,880
馬子是我先泡到的
551
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,080
你不要亂泡呀
552
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,240
你也休息一下吧
553
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,200
各位同學明白了嗎
554
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,400
不明白啊
555
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,600
你們這些人都是吃屎長大的
556
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,880
想當年本大爺跟另一幫人吵架
557
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,840
準備開打 大家都帶傢伙去
558
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,880
上面砍死三個 下面幹掉三個
559
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,400
他們放火燒了我的夜總會
560
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,000
我就帶著兄弟
561
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,440
去燒了他的卡拉OK
562
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,520
結果呢我把他
563
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,640
整個地盤都翻過來了
564
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,640
接著兩幫人準備開打
565
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,560
全部被條子給抓走
566
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,600
只剩兩三個到公園去 一對一
567
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:32,040
結果呢全部掛掉了 死剩一個
568
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,240
而這個人呢
569
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,120
就是你們老師 我啦
570
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,320
現在明白了吧
571
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,680
謝謝指教
572
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,480
我是來接替你上課的
573
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:46,960
各位同學
574
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,840
這個是你們正式老大
575
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,400
我這班學生難教啊
576
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,080
現在重返你門下
577
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,160
以後找我代課啊
578
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,960
你要私下付薪水給我
579
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,120
知不知道 好啊
580
00:30:59,000 --> 00:30:59,600
就這樣了
581
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,320
各位同學 我叫候瑞堅
582
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,040
我今天不是來教大家的
583
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,560
我是希望跟大家
584
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,600
一起學習一起進步
585
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,360
這裏有些汽水不成敬意
586
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,560
如果大家有什麼不Happy的
587
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,960
一定要坦白的告訴我
588
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,000
多多指教
589
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,360
賞臉 賞臉
590
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,960
謝謝老師 謝謝老師
591
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,080
賞臉 賞臉
592
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:24,120
謝謝老師
593
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,840
這位同學你哪裏舒服呀
594
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,200
沒事 沒事了 你繼續呀
595
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,160
你覺得怎麼樣啊
596
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,560
沒事了 我去上廁所
597
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,160
你等我一下
598
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,160
我帶你去保健室呀
599
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,800
同學同學 你哪裏不舒服啊
600
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:37,960
我肚子好痛哦
601
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,000
我看看 我看看
602
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,280
你轉過臉來啊
603
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,160
我感冒了 我不想傳染給你
604
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,080
你頭上有蟑螂
605
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:47,800
蟑螂
606
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,400
你是關德卿
607
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,280
我是吳小元啊老師
608
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,440
你明明是關德卿
609
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,520
為什麼在這裏扮學生
610
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:55,400
我不是
611
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,160
你是 我不是
612
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,200
你是關德卿
613
00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,160
我不是
614
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,560
你還不承認 我不是
615
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,160
你還不承認 我不是
616
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,600
你整天跟著我有什麼企圖啊
617
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,920
你先承認你是關德卿
618
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,840
我叫吳小元 老師
619
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:11,840
你是吳小元
620
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,360
如果你想幫我改姓
621
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,720
得先問過我老爸
622
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,600
三塊錢
623
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:20,720
老爸
624
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,240
好 過來幫忙
625
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,880
這位老師老說我是姓關的
626
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,760
你是她老爸
627
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,680
是啊 我是她老爸
628
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:34,800
我肯定你不是她老爸
629
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,440
你怎麼知道
630
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,000
不是 我真的是她老爸
631
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,920
你看 我們一個模子印出來的
632
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,440
你不就是總部那個
633
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,800
老牌臥底黑仔達
634
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,120
是啊 不是
635
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,680
我是這裏校工達叔啊
636
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,080
候老師 吃魚丸
637
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:52,840
好
638
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:55,800
你是學生
639
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,360
你是校工 是呀
640
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,360
出來一下 來啊 來啊
641
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,160
老師你再不放手我要叫了
642
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,360
我數三下1 2 3
643
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,480
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
644
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,480
林老師
645
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:19,600
幹嘛
646
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,920
男廁所在那邊
647
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,160
我看看Ladies這個字
648
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,280
有沒有拼錯而已嘛
649
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:27,880
對的
650
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,760
晚上放學再算吧
651
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:42,720
看什麼看
652
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,440
沒看過抽煙啊
653
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:46,480
沒有
654
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,400
沒看過抽得這麼遜的
655
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:51,480
說什麼你
656
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,640
我問你 你是什麼來頭啊
657
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,040
你新來的
658
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,000
跟大姐頭講話還這麼囂張啊
659
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,000
哪個是大姐頭
660
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:07,520
怎麼你交學費的時候
661
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:08,560
沒有問清楚嗎
662
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,280
我交學費來讀書
663
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,120
不是來認親認戚的
664
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,600
三八
665
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:17,760
不要跟我打啊
666
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:19,680
看見大姐頭都不敬禮
667
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,560
還不把所有錢財拿出來貢獻
668
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,120
我現在一腳把你揣到牆角去
669
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,720
這麼拽 扁她
670
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,600
不要打啦
671
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,400
還有沒有人要打啊
672
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:58,880
怎麼樣啊 大姐頭
673
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,800
我是二姐頭
674
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,440
那誰是大姐頭啊
675
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:05,360
你是大姐頭啊
676
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,320
那還差不多
677
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,920
摸摸這裏 摸摸那裏
678
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:16,120
我要你摸 你不是這裏
679
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,880
上面一點 下面一點
680
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,160
對了對了 就是這裏
681
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:29,880
你不要再唱了
682
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,080
不好聽啊
683
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,880
你問我愛你有多深
684
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:36,600
也不好聽
685
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,680
I Love you more them I can see
686
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:43,920
黑仔達 幹嗎
687
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,000
你不要再裝蒜了
688
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:46,960
我是奪命剪刀腳的
689
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,160
入室弟子一陽指
690
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,640
如果你再不說真說話的話
691
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:50,800
我就一指撮爆你
692
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,000
不要說謊話了
693
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,240
手指怎麼會撮爆腦袋瓜呢
694
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:55,720
撮不爆是不是 不爆
695
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,840
我撮
696
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,320
你神經病啊 這麼撮也會痛嗎
697
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,360
關德卿到底是不是你女兒
698
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:03,840
不是
699
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,760
你是金牌臥底黑仔達
700
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,600
是 不是
701
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,480
暗號
702
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,680
我是英女皇的兒子的
703
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:11,760
老表的崇拜者
704
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,640
那個乾媽的大姨媽 她的狗
705
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,040
我是海上的老相好的
706
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,120
大哥的叔公的
707
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,720
拜把老母的那塊骨頭
708
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,360
狗咬狗骨 人地人渣
709
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,680
我是皇家警察候瑞堅警官
710
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,440
我也是皇家警察
711
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,800
裏面的邊緣人黑仔達
712
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,240
剛才問你為什麼不承認
713
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,920
你沒有說暗號我怎麼承認
714
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,400
總之你就是我的線民
715
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:31,040
快點告訴我
716
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,360
關德卿為什麼是你女兒
717
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,880
因為我也是她的線民啊
718
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,040
你擺明是一女嫁二夫嘛
719
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,640
沒辦法 侯長官
720
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,040
黃局長派你來當臥底
721
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,200
蜘蛛精派她來做臥底
722
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,120
兩個都要立功
723
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,080
讓我來做夾心餅乾
724
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:43,120
老兄 不要搞啊
725
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:44,640
是瓦斯管呢 會爆炸的
726
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,760
難怪阿卿要跟我分手
727
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,080
我現在馬上去找她
728
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,880
不用找了 她現在住我家
729
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:51,280
我也住
730
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,280
那怎麼行啊
731
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,200
為什麼不行
732
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,320
你當我是什麼人啊
733
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,080
好了 今晚早點來
734
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,360
不行 他不可以住在這裏
735
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,640
她是我的線民 政府幫我付錢
736
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:03,960
我當然可以住在這裏
737
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,040
你現在身份是我老爸
738
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,720
怎麼可以讓這淫賊住在這裏
739
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:09,880
你現在是我老媽
740
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,480
怎麼可以讓這個賤婦住在這裏
741
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,280
沒問題啊 一個淫賊 一個賤婦
742
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,800
一對狗男女 天作之合
743
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,440
我不管 如果明天他還在這裏
744
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,880
我就會用適當的武力
745
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,280
阿卿你怎麼這麼說
746
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,920
我們現在各為其主
747
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,800
請你叫我做關德卿督察
748
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,920
候瑞堅警員
749
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,600
你幹嘛老看著酒瓶子
750
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:35,640
有什麼好看的
751
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,120
我現在正在戒酒
752
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,880
這一招叫做望梅止渴
753
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,160
給我看久一點 我就有夠High
754
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,240
要是給我聞一下 馬上醉
755
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:45,440
真的行啊
756
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,360
大哥 很貴的哦
757
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,400
看久了要虧本的
758
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,200
借酒澆愁嘛
759
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,160
怕了你了 你真的很喜歡她嗎
760
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,200
你問得這麼直接
761
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,520
我以前那老婆比她更兇悍
762
00:37:58,680 --> 00:37:59,720
給我一招就擺平了
763
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:00,840
哪一招啊
764
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,400
我一看見她就摟她
765
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:03,520
摟著她就親親
766
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:06,040
親她全身 然後親到她融化
767
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,160
第二天看到我
768
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,800
比看到劉德華還高興啊
769
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,480
真的行啊
770
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,760
當然可以了 來
771
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,400
以前那個周星星督察啊
772
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,120
就全靠我把這個東西給他
773
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,240
才撮合一對好姻緣啊
774
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,120
好好利用呀
775
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,400
人家可是好女孩啊
776
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:21,280
真的
777
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:21,880
口臭
778
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,480
這玩意不是這麼用的
779
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,240
年青人性知識真是貧乏啊
780
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,320
她打我啊
781
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:05,920
她喜歡這種調調啊
782
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,080
我房裏有根皮鞭 我拿給你啊
783
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:15,480
這麼吵啊
784
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,360
我不能沒有你
785
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,680
沒有你我都不知道怎麼做人
786
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,720
我要一生一世都跟你在一起
787
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,240
看來看去就是這張最順眼
788
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:51,840
叫你聞一下而已
789
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,520
誰要你把我的好酒干光
790
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:54,600
醉了活該
791
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,040
來 吃碗粥清清腸胃
792
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,000
吃不吃咸蛋啊
793
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,240
好啊
794
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,320
怎麼咸蛋放在鹽罐裏面啊
795
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,360
要不然怎麼夠咸啊 來啊
796
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,480
臭豆腐要不要啊
797
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,400
我很喜歡吃啊 好
798
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,200
有沒有搞錯啊
799
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:23,680
怎麼從鞋子裏面拿出來
800
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,360
不然怎麼夠臭啊 真是
801
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:26,320
吃啊
802
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,920
有好的豆腐乳
803
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,640
豆腐乳 是啊
804
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:34,680
你幹什麼啊
805
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,800
根據你的理論
806
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,280
豆腐乳一定是在乳房裏啊
807
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,160
你有毛病啊
808
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:40,720
吃粥啦
809
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,320
阿卿呢
810
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,560
早上學去了
811
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:45,480
腿好漂亮哦
812
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,160
嗨小元同學 你寂寞嗎
813
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,560
我家裏好大
814
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:50,920
而且我家裏還有
815
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,520
啤酒 汽水 還有果汁
816
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,560
不要管這群社會敗類
817
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,720
今晚來我家
818
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,400
我們溫習功課
819
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:01,440
就只有你最
820
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,400
虛偽
821
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:06,840
我是在說笑的
822
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,320
不說哪有得笑啊
823
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,200
OK OK
824
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:10,960
扁他
825
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,280
好像是高三的吳小元
826
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:16,920
怎麼變得那麼漂亮啊
827
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,040
還蠻受男生歡迎的哦
828
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,320
淫賤 世風日下
829
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,080
不知廉恥 沒那麼嚴重吧
830
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,280
林老師 候老師
831
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,320
不嚴重 她泡小男生還不嚴重
832
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,160
她也是小女生而已啊
833
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,520
現在十六七歲談戀愛很平常
834
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:32,920
開放一點嘛
835
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:34,960
一發難收
836
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,120
別擋路啊
837
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,200
沒記號啊
838
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,880
還是沒記號啊
839
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,520
大姐頭 怎麼樣
840
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,320
扒了七八個都沒著落
841
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,400
我們要調查的目標還有誰啊
842
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:06,840
好棒啊 還要不要玩
843
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,360
你們玩吧 拜拜
844
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,080
拜拜
845
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:24,240
怎麼樣
846
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:24,960
快來了
847
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:25,840
走
848
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,600
嗨 ACE 嗨
849
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:43,600
怎麼樣啊
850
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:44,640
無上裝
851
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,160
目標無下裝
852
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,720
有沒有胎記啊 沒有啊
853
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,200
走開 讓我來
854
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:06,360
那誰會是小狗呢
855
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,440
去告訴大姐頭 好
856
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,200
大哥 怎麼樣啊
857
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:20,280
都走光了
858
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,560
那你先把內褲還給我啊
859
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:26,000
內褲要天天洗
860
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:29,200
吳小元
861
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,000
有事嗎 林老師
862
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,960
小元啊 侯老師說
863
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,160
你的裙子太短了
864
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:37,320
回去換長一點
865
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,200
以後不要穿那麼短的來上學哦
866
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:39,800
是
867
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:44,720
你以為你是葉子楣
868
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:45,480
還是葉玉卿啊
869
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:46,840
給人家白看不吃虧的
870
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:47,680
為了要查案子
871
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:48,680
當然就要犧牲一點啦
872
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,320
什麼都行 犧牲色相就不行
873
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,720
我們已經分手 你還管我幹嘛
874
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,200
那我們就各玩各的
875
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:56,400
那最好
876
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:57,760
好啊
877
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,800
林老師 我有兩張演唱會的票
878
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:05,760
今晚我們聽歌去
879
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,360
讓學生看見不太好吧
880
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,240
你不是叫我開放一點嘛
881
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,960
對了 你很喜歡聽演唱會嗎
882
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,040
我根本就沒票
883
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:25,440
對你愛愛愛不完
884
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:30,080
我可以天天月月年年到永遠
885
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,680
對你愛愛愛
886
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:34,080
誰啊
887
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:40,800
誰
888
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,520
誰啊 誰
889
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,120
扭到脖子了這下
890
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:52,800
你那麼緊張幹嗎
891
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:53,920
怎麼會不緊張啊
892
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,800
最近學校出了個屁股淫魔
893
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:56,680
十個男人有九個
894
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,240
被扒褲子查屁股啊
895
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,000
你害怕啊 怕啊
896
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,000
我的屁股是玉潔冰清啊
897
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,360
我知道 這件事
898
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:05,720
是阿卿跟那些女學生搞的
899
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,800
找那個小狗嘛
900
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,400
說就說嘛 動手動腳的
901
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,680
是這樣啊 那就沒關繫了
902
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,560
你沒關係 我有關係啊
903
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,600
可憐我女朋友每天要看
904
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,160
幾十個大大小小面積不同
905
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,640
有圓有方有三角
906
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,880
中間還有條縫
907
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,760
縫裏面還長了有毛的肉團
908
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,320
肉團兩邊還長了
909
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,440
好多顆凹凹凸凸的膿瘡
910
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,840
膿瘡上面還有膿流出來
911
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,960
那些膿還是黃色的
912
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,480
有東西就不要放在肚子裏面
913
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:34,640
不吐不快呀
914
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,040
真是不吐不快啊
915
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:41,400
對不起 不好意思
916
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,320
候老師
917
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,080
林老師
918
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,080
對了 這次我想請你幫我一個忙
919
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,240
行啊 候老師一定行的
920
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,320
還有你啊 我啊
921
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,040
不過可能要犧牲一點點啊
922
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,520
他行啊 他行 不要啊
923
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:58,920
我上性教育課
924
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,640
正巧啊帶子壞掉了
925
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:01,600
所以想請你們兩位
926
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,920
幫我示範一下 好不好
927
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:06,280
性教育 好呀好啊
928
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:07,920
還要化妝才行哦
929
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,400
跟你啊化成灰也行啊
930
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,840
各位同學 今天我們
931
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,600
請到候老師來幫我們做示範
932
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:16,960
歡迎候老師
933
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:20,760
候老師 請到這邊
934
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,640
當一個正常的男生
935
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,200
到了十三四歲
936
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,760
他的精襄就開始製造精子
937
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,320
數量呢是數以億計的
938
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,200
為了延續下一代而做好準備
939
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,320
每一條精蟲的形狀呢
940
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,120
就好像候老師現在一樣
941
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,080
後面有一條長長的尾巴
942
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,760
也就是說 這條精蟲這一生
943
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,720
唯一會做的工作就是游泳
944
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,640
它是希望可以游到
945
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,200
女性的生殖器官裏面
946
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,280
找到卵子
947
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,160
我游
948
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,520
一個正常的女性每次在
949
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:12,960
她的經期之後呢
950
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,480
就會開始排卵
951
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:15,880
而每一次的排卵
952
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,360
都只排一顆卵子
953
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:21,720
這顆就是了
954
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:28,640
所以數以億計的精蟲 它的對象
955
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,520
就圍繞著這顆卵子
956
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,280
督學 不好意思啊
957
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,000
校長不知道你來 他出去了
958
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:39,640
我們另外安排時間您再來吧
959
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,640
我向來喜歡突擊檢查
960
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,000
安排好的行程
961
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:45,040
是看不到學校的真面目
962
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,600
當第一條精蟲游近卵子
963
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,880
卵子就會伸出它的觸鬚
964
00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:50,760
我要啊
965
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:51,640
好嘛
966
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,280
游得這麼辛苦也值得了
967
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,880
去吧 Happy囉
968
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,920
當精蟲進入卵子裏面
969
00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,920
這樣就是一顆受精卵了
970
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,760
大概過了 40個星期之後
971
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,320
小BB就誕生了
972
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,760
Hello兩位 你好
973
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,040
督學她是想知道
974
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,240
他們兩個在做什麼
975
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,320
他們是在幫我示範性教育
976
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:51,080
你怎麼可以這麼做
977
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,320
我 我什麼 你太過份了你
978
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,280
有些人不罵就是不行
979
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,240
好耶 再來一個 再來一個
980
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,880
是不是 豈不便宜別人了 真是
981
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,760
幸好 懸崖勒馬
982
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:49,560
飛機
983
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:51,960
鐵老大想見你
984
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,000
阿狗 很久不見了
985
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:13,720
鐵大哥 你好
986
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,240
鐵布衫 硬氣功
987
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,560
我這幾年練的功夫不是白練的
988
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,400
王八蛋 認命吧
989
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,920
你敢到警備總部去指證我
990
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:01,720
就應該想到這一天
991
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,760
鐵鎮東 你逃不掉的了
992
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:07,640
我的口供
993
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,280
已經足夠送你到外島去管訓了
994
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,760
我已經查得一清二楚
995
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:14,400
他們還沒有拿到
996
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,280
你兒子手上的那批文件
997
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,520
我明天就到香港去殺你兒子
998
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,120
到時候
999
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,800
你們一家三口到地府去見吧
1000
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,480
長官 我舅舅在哪裏
1001
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:31,240
進了醫院
1002
00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:32,240
為什麼
1003
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:33,240
刺激過度
1004
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:34,320
怎麼會呢
1005
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,080
他收到封信 什麼信啊
1006
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:37,280
叫他退休的信
1007
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:38,960
從現在開始
1008
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,040
這間警局由我全權負責
1009
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:41,920
朱總警司
1010
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,480
我 朱局長
1011
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,360
我很忙啊 我要告訴你
1012
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:47,880
一個好消息跟一個壞消息
1013
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,480
先說那個好的
1014
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,400
你做了臥底一個月 全無線索
1015
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,840
我現在取消你危險的臥底工作
1016
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,600
馬上到掃黃組報到
1017
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:57,800
他們需要一個
1018
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,200
像嫖客的人去放線
1019
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,160
不行啊 我還有工作在做啊
1020
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:02,920
由關德卿督察
1021
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:04,960
一個人接手全權負責
1022
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:05,880
是 局長
1023
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,640
黑仔達協助 是 局長
1024
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,720
你以後不准再回聖育強中學
1025
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:16,120
還有 小狗的爸爸已經被台灣
1026
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:17,680
第一號殺人王鐵鎮東殺死
1027
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,840
聽說 鐵鎮東已經偷渡來香港
1028
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:22,160
準備殺小狗滅口
1029
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,320
阿卿 你加緊調查
1030
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:25,200
是 局長
1031
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:28,240
局長 那壞消息是什麼啊
1032
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:29,440
你上個月捉到的那個
1033
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,360
神經大賊傻波
1034
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:32,840
已經從醫院逃出來了
1035
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,880
他走之前在牆上寫了十四個大字
1036
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,600
我要出去跟四眼仔再玩
1037
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,200
局長 只有十個字而已啊
1038
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,160
還有四個字是髒話
1039
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,560
你是四眼仔是嗎 小心了
1040
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:48,520
出去
1041
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,880
出去之前 幫我叫杯奶茶跟吐司
1042
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,400
你神經脫線了
1043
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,520
你也配要我幫你買奶茶
1044
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:58,800
我現在告訴你 我不幹了
1045
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,600
聖育強中學我不會放棄
1046
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,360
我現在的身份是為人師表
1047
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,280
我要繼續教下去 去你的
1048
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:05,440
候警官
1049
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:06,240
幹什麼
1050
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:08,280
做人瀟灑一點
1051
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:10,480
候老師 候老師
1052
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,240
我明白你的苦處
1053
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:13,760
你還當我是朋友嗎
1054
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:14,120
當
1055
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,640
朋友的義務就是當有困難時
1056
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:16,720
要互相幫忙你知道嗎
1057
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:17,280
知道啊
1058
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,040
那先借三千塊錢嫖妓行不行啊
1059
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,800
你是誰啊 為什麼打我
1060
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,920
他是我們大哥十四安 安哥啊
1061
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,320
小子 你記著我呀
1062
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,480
我可不是打你一次就算了
1063
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,880
今天放學以後在學校門口
1064
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:17,600
向我三個小弟磕十八個響頭
1065
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,080
再拜我的門下
1066
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,320
否則的話 我見你一次就扁你一次
1067
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:47,720
你今天好像很煩的樣子
1068
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:49,240
ACE今天沒來上學
1069
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:50,320
又沒跟學校請假
1070
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,280
這次他沒話好說了吧
1071
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:55,640
第三節都下課了
1072
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,120
這次是不是鐵定要開除他了
1073
00:55:58,920 --> 00:55:59,680
會不會有意外呀
1074
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,160
千萬不要有意外呀
1075
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:02,640
我希望能夠順順利利的
1076
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:03,600
把他開除就算了
1077
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,760
照我說 逐他出牆門是免不了了
1078
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:06,680
你少說兩句
1079
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,400
校長 我覺得你這樣針對ACE
1080
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:11,880
對他很不公平啊
1081
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,680
校長 他還是個小孩子啊
1082
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,480
話可不能這麼說啊
1083
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,240
所謂國有國法 家有家規
1084
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:21,000
我們龍頭對他不滿
1085
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:22,520
怎麼樣也要把他抓回來受刑啊
1086
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:28,360
一陽指
1087
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:29,760
是不是又想我掰你手指
1088
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:30,600
校長
1089
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:32,000
校長你怎麼了
1090
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,120
我的胃好痛
1091
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:34,560
校長 你不是胃痛
1092
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,520
你是中了我的家傳絕技一陽指
1093
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:38,920
校長 再給ACE—次機會嘛
1094
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:39,920
是啊 校長
1095
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:40,880
起碼你要查清楚
1096
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,200
他遲到的原因啊
1097
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,440
一次 候老師
1098
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:46,960
什麼事啊
1099
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,440
ACE你怎麼會搞成這個樣子
1100
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:52,240
他在校門口昏倒
1101
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:53,440
我扶他進來的
1102
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,080
看你現在這德性
1103
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:56,640
就知道你被人家給扁啦
1104
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:58,960
我是被阿諾史瓦辛格的大哥
1105
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:00,120
十四安堵到的
1106
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:02,880
平日就不好好讀書
1107
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,200
光招惹黑社會
1108
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,640
你活該給人家扁
1109
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,240
打電話通知他家長辦退學手續
1110
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,280
我沒有家長 我老媽死了
1111
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,760
校長 這個學校有很多黑社會學生
1112
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,400
他是受害人 你不應該開除他的
1113
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:18,520
我不殺雞敬猴
1114
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,000
那些學生怎麼會變好
1115
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:20,440
沒錯
1116
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:21,480
如果一個月之內
1117
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:22,720
我把學校校風搞好
1118
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,840
每個成績拿A 操行人人甲等
1119
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:25,880
你是不是不開除他
1120
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:27,440
你的出發點是非常的好
1121
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,800
光靠嘴巴也沒有用啊 候老師
1122
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:31,960
如果一個月之內我做不成功的話
1123
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:32,760
我自動辭職
1124
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,440
校長 我支持候老師
1125
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,880
校長 我跟你最對盤
1126
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:40,600
比我的拜把兄弟還要好
1127
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:43,320
這碼事 我幫不了你
1128
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,720
林老師 我是跟定你啊
1129
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,520
我們支持候老師
1130
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,480
好 我就給你一個月的時間
1131
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:55,680
如果不是每個學生
1132
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,160
成績拿A 操行甲等
1133
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:58,560
我照樣開除他
1134
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,040
候老師好棒
1135
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,880
候老師 你不用這樣為我
1136
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:11,640
你是我學生
1137
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:12,960
我有責任要幫你的嘛
1138
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,240
我怕今天都過不了
1139
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:18,280
為什麼
1140
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:20,800
十四安約了我
1141
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:22,000
放學之後在門口等他
1142
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:23,960
要我向阿諾史瓦辛格認錯
1143
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,920
什麼話 十四安這麼吊啊
1144
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:29,640
你不用怕 有老師我在這裏
1145
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:31,800
我馬上帶班兄弟去敲了他
1146
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:34,960
你已經從良了 你忘啦
1147
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,400
是啊 那怎麼辦
1148
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:38,360
讓我來
1149
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:44,720
你現在不是警察
1150
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:45,440
不要亂來啊
1151
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:50,280
舅舅啊
1152
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:51,560
我現在在學校裏
1153
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:53,160
我都被妙魷魚了
1154
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:54,520
你不要搞這麼多事情了
1155
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:56,200
我怎麼都不會放棄
1156
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:57,680
我想找你幫個忙
1157
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:19,280
老大 他帶一大堆人來了
1158
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,080
ACE 你還真乖
1159
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,440
帶那多人來
1160
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,360
拜我做老大 入我門
1161
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:33,320
統統跪下來 向我磕頭
1162
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:35,840
每個人要給三千三百塊紅包
1163
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:38,200
你在放屁啊 黑社會了不起啊
1164
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:40,960
小龜啊 媽在這
1165
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,280
放了學回家去吃飯啊
1166
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:43,520
老媽 你先回去
1167
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:44,560
我有正經事要做
1168
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:46,560
敢頂嘴 K他老母
1169
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:50,800
不要打我 不要打我
1170
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:52,880
老媽
1171
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,640
不要打老媽 不要打老媽
1172
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:58,160
不要打老媽
1173
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,680
老媽 我連累你了
1174
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:05,640
老大 K完他老母啦
1175
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:12,360
先生 請你不要用
1176
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,000
黑社會的手段來恐嚇我學生
1177
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:15,800
因為這是不合法不道德
1178
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:17,320
不仁慈而且很搓的
1179
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,840
所謂家有家規 國有國法 而且
1180
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:22,160
你知不知道你在說什麼
1181
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:22,920
說中文啊
1182
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,400
先生 尚未請教
1183
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:28,880
你老大我 十四安
1184
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,560
原來Fourteen安士
1185
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,640
看你的長相是人模人樣
1186
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:34,600
面目可憎
1187
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,240
不過我看見你有一顆善良的心
1188
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:37,920
不如我們化干戈為玉帛
1189
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,080
誰打我 誰打我
1190
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:41,360
有內奸 有內奸
1191
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,040
奸你個頭啊 我打你呀
1192
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,120
盡說些廢話
1193
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:48,400
十四安 ACE這碼事我杠了
1194
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:50,200
如果你不服氣的話
1195
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:51,440
我可以跟你單挑
1196
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:53,240
一對一 絕不捨盤
1197
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,960
陳老師 好棒哦
1198
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,440
你看那些學多擁護陳老師
1199
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:02,720
比你罩得住
1200
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,040
又瘦又矮 學人家扮老大
1201
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:05,880
你混哪裏啊
1202
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,480
盤我底 我
1203
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:08,560
你自首從良了
1204
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:12,920
我到處混的 行嗎
1205
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:14,440
敢耍我 扁他
1206
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,240
老師跟學生都不准打架
1207
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:18,040
那誰去打呀
1208
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:19,680
舅舅
1209
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:22,240
什麼來路啊
1210
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,960
奪命剪刀腳
1211
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:32,720
救命呀
1212
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,520
我救你 誰來救我呀
1213
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:36,800
你是哪個黑社會的
1214
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,280
我不是黑社會
1215
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,560
我是外界游 胡來的
1216
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,440
騙人的 活該有今天啊
1217
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:45,880
ACE 出去收拾他 走
1218
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:47,600
我早說過了
1219
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:49,000
老師跟學生都不能打架
1220
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,400
我的朋友就不同了
1221
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:51,880
夾爆你的頭 不要
1222
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:54,280
還不道歉 道歉呀
1223
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:55,120
好 我道歉
1224
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:59,680
ACE哥 我是個屁
1225
01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:02,000
我不值得同情 我該死
1226
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:04,200
你大人大量 放了我吧
1227
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:05,160
還不快滾
1228
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,040
好 我滾
1229
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:13,680
我告訴你們 真正的大人物
1230
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:14,880
是不會亂欺負人的
1231
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:16,120
只有那些下流無賴
1232
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,280
才會騙學生的錢
1233
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:18,800
你們應該知道該做啦
1234
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:19,680
知道
1235
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:21,480
我們要拜侯老師當老大
1236
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:22,200
什麼
1237
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:23,680
我們要走了
1238
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,760
那兩個是警校的自由搏擊教練
1239
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,200
我們還要回去上課呢
1240
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:28,840
我的一陽指還不行啊
1241
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:30,360
我知道 我已經錄在錄音帶裏面了
1242
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:31,560
你回去聽聽就明白了
1243
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:32,360
就這樣了啊
1244
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,400
一陽指一定要心意合一
1245
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:36,600
才可以發揮力量
1246
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:38,000
你現在氣運丹田
1247
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:39,840
丹田 哪裏是丹田啊
1248
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:41,960
老二以上肚臍以下那裏
1249
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:45,000
眼觀鼻 鼻觀心 心觀老二
1250
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:47,280
眼觀老二還可以
1251
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:48,560
心怎麼觀老二啊
1252
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:49,800
不要頂嘴
1253
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:50,920
氣運於指
1254
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,080
集中全身之力一指撮出
1255
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,080
相信你已經成功了
1256
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,880
我成功了 恭喜你
1257
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:29,960
但是這卷錄音帶
1258
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:31,600
在15秒之後自動爆炸
1259
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:32,440
你立刻離開
1260
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:33,680
不會吧
1261
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:36,720
死了 死了 怎麼卡住了
1262
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,800
1 0 9 這下死定了
1263
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:39,720
8
1264
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,120
7 大哥呀
1265
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:45,600
候老師 怎麼回事啊
1266
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:49,040
幹什麼
1267
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:49,760
不能進去啊
1268
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:51,200
不要拉著我 我好急呀
1269
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:53,120
爆炸了
1270
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:00,480
蟹哥
1271
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:03,360
老哥 幫幫忙 好辛苦呀
1272
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:04,960
怎麼在這洗臉啊
1273
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:15,760
我頂
1274
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,440
我不抽煙啦 不要打我呀
1275
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:36,840
大家頭 怎麼樣啊
1276
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:38,120
繼續啊
1277
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:03,760
作弊 有人作弊呀
1278
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:05,480
打他 雷公手
1279
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:09,440
你們不要這樣打人啊
1280
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:10,760
可是老師 他作弊
1281
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:12,680
用拳頭打是沒有用的
1282
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:14,320
用鎯頭K 也
1283
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:15,240
拿去
1284
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:16,320
真的要打啊
1285
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,120
我不敢了 我下次再也不敢了
1286
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,000
打死你 看你還敢不敢
1287
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:26,560
好 好 謝謝你啊
1288
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:28,160
校長
1289
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:30,480
你兩個拆那邊 你兩個拆這邊
1290
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:31,040
你拆這裏
1291
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:44,680
再見校長 快走快走
1292
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:49,960
小心點 行了
1293
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:54,760
校長 這卷是你的寫真集
1294
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:56,120
是我的精心傑作
1295
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:57,760
可惜沒什麼看頭
1296
01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:58,760
你明白啦
1297
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:06,240
不知道他們拿什麼
1298
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:07,120
好像成績不錯
1299
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:09,800
不如問問他們啊 好啊
1300
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:12,200
你拿什麼 A
1301
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:13,280
ACE
1302
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:15,480
該你了
1303
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:20,480
謝謝校長
1304
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:23,640
拿什麼
1305
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:24,640
A
1306
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:25,560
好厲害
1307
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:26,920
黃小龜
1308
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:28,040
別擔心啊
1309
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:31,000
校長
1310
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:35,560
怎麼樣
1311
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:53,040
收到
1312
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:01,600
我決定收回要求你退學的建議
1313
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:03,280
謝謝校長
1314
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:05,400
這下好了 恭喜你了
1315
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:09,000
這次不用換地盤了
1316
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,800
搞不好還可以混個堂主呢
1317
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:14,600
不過也要過了今天啊
1318
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:14,960
為什麼
1319
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:17,160
今天是這個月的最後一天
1320
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:19,840
如果今天之後再沒有學生犯校規
1321
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:20,960
那就可以正式生效
1322
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:22,240
我可以保證
1323
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:23,920
這所學校已經沒有壞學生了
1324
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,120
現在我們在學校裏
1325
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:26,400
怎麼走都不會被整了
1326
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:27,440
是就最好啦
1327
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:28,800
上課了
1328
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:30,400
罩子放亮點啊
1329
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,840
候老師 這下你可拉風了
1330
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:36,080
是有點滿足感
1331
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:38,440
對了 我答應要請你吃飯
1332
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:40,120
不如今天晚上去你家
1333
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:41,680
我燒菜給你吃怎麼樣啊
1334
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:42,400
好啊
1335
01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:46,560
什麼事啊
1336
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:47,880
不好 我們出去吃吧
1337
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:49,480
幹什麼 不相信我的手藝啊
1338
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:50,280
不是
1339
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:54,400
我要去買汽水 你要不要喝啊
1340
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:55,120
好啊
1341
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:01,000
阿卿 阿卿
1342
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,800
阿卿 阿卿
1343
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:13,800
被校長看到就慘了
1344
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,040
校長 我這個提議好不好
1345
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:18,440
好 候老師呢
1346
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:19,200
在裏面
1347
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:22,320
這下慘了
1348
01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:27,080
候老師 剛剛林老師有個好主意
1349
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:28,800
是嗎
1350
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:29,720
我們開個PARTY
1351
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:31,680
慶祝所有的同學有如此的進步
1352
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:32,480
你說好不好啊
1353
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:34,360
好啊 很好啊
1354
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:37,120
林老師 就由你負責這個PARTY
1355
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:38,360
好啊 拜拜
1356
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:39,680
拜拜
1357
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,280
你很喜歡這樣曬太陽啊
1358
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:56,400
是啊因為我很容易曬黑
1359
01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:59,120
這班學生現在變得乖了
1360
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:00,840
現在到操場都不用帶傘
1361
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:02,680
校長領導有方嘛
1362
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:08,080
這樣子太陽太刺眼了
1363
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:15,440
要曬這樣才能夠曬得黑嘛
1364
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:22,280
校長 我說過我很容易曬黑的
1365
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:26,000
這邊的夕陽相當猛烈
1366
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:30,080
來來來 嘗嘗我做的蕃茄魚
1367
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:30,640
好呀
1368
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:35,440
這麼多菜了 還煎荷包蛋呀
1369
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,280
荷包蛋好呀
1370
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:38,880
荷包蛋又有營養
1371
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:40,760
又下飯 味道又好啊
1372
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:44,360
念舊的人就會喜歡吃荷包蛋的
1373
01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:45,320
老爸 吃飯啦
1374
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:54,360
來 不用 我有了
1375
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:56,640
你吃啊 我不吃魚
1376
01:09:58,520 --> 01:09:59,480
給你 你吃
1377
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,000
什麼啊 沒人吃就給我吃啊
1378
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:11,440
怎麼了 噎到了
1379
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:13,280
卡到剌了
1380
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:14,200
我去拿醋
1381
01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:20,680
把嘴巴張大一點啊
1382
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:23,440
好深啊我拿不出來
1383
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:24,760
還是你來吧
1384
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:25,680
好呀
1385
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:32,240
怎麼樣 你沒事了吧 好點沒有
1386
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:34,640
老爸 我下樓吃牛肉麵了
1387
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:36,840
阿卿呀
1388
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:38,280
覺得怎麼樣
1389
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:40,160
出來了吧 出來就好了
1390
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:41,760
難怪這瓶醋沒有了
1391
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:43,480
原來被人喝光了
1392
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:46,840
多少柔情多少淚
1393
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,760
淚已流乾心已碎
1394
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:54,120
你有好多事情瞞著我
1395
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:54,840
我
1396
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:56,720
你和屋子裏面那個女學生有感情
1397
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:58,680
沒有啊 你不用否認
1398
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:01,520
這個世界上只有女人最瞭解女人
1399
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,480
我發覺到 你有點喜歡我
1400
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,080
什麼 你不用否認
1401
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,320
只有女人最瞭解男人
1402
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:09,400
你們這麼說
1403
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:11,000
你們女人不是什麼都知道
1404
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:13,160
你不用否認
1405
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:14,640
我知道你是這麼想的
1406
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:16,960
對 我承認我是有點喜歡你
1407
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:21,120
對了 我發覺你不是真正的老師
1408
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:22,960
她也不是真正的學生
1409
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:25,240
其實我不應該告訴你
1410
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:28,680
不過我覺得你這個人可以信賴
1411
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:30,880
我本來是個警察
1412
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:32,240
不過現在不是了
1413
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:34,840
希望你能幫我保守這個秘密
1414
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:37,320
拜拜 拜拜
1415
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:44,720
有時候 事情要作出選擇的
1416
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:45,400
我知道
1417
01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:50,480
他是個老實人
1418
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:51,760
如果知道我的身份
1419
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:52,720
不知道會怎麼想
1420
01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:10,800
夢想夢想 你真是所有男人的夢想
1421
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:17,200
但是 我是個吃過荷包蛋的人
1422
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,400
看起來還是她比較順眼
1423
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:25,800
我夢遊而已夢遊而已
1424
01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:27,440
我什麼都沒看見 什麼都沒看見
1425
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:28,960
什麼事啊
1426
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:33,240
現在沒事了 沒事了
1427
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:34,720
沒事了
1428
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:40,960
荷包蛋萬歲
1429
01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:44,880
荷包蛋萬歲
1430
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:46,920
陳老師你的 謝謝啊
1431
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,840
校長 聽說以前學校開PARTY
1432
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,120
不准跳慢舞
1433
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:03,200
以前的學生壞嘛
1434
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:05,720
今晚解禁 大家都可以跳慢四步
1435
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,560
校長英明神武
1436
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:09,200
真是該他當龍頭啊
1437
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,040
下一屆有誰夠種不選你當龍頭
1438
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:13,080
我就劈死他
1439
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:16,400
我也想跟林老師跳一下舞的嘛
1440
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:20,040
死老淫蟲
1441
01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:25,120
好漂亮啊
1442
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:29,680
這個學生完全不一樣啊 來來來
1443
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:31,320
好酒沉甕底啊
1444
01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:34,400
這個你沒份啊
1445
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:38,960
標準的四眼淫蟲
1446
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:43,640
你們 慢慢聊啦
1447
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:49,960
你還氣我
1448
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:57,240
這次任務真是失敗 沒找到小狗
1449
01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,360
不過我發覺 原來我很適合教書
1450
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,480
找不到也沒什麼關係啊
1451
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:04,360
我打算結婚了
1452
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:07,520
跟誰結婚啊
1453
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:10,320
跟我
1454
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:12,480
不是 跟阿呆
1455
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:15,440
阿呆
1456
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:17,600
各位同學 靜一靜
1457
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:18,840
請你們走過來
1458
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:21,960
我們先來玩一個遊戲
1459
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:24,280
叫做捉恐怖份子
1460
01:14:27,440 --> 01:14:28,840
老兄 有什麼事啊
1461
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:30,600
先生 什麼事啊你們
1462
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:33,800
打人
1463
01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:42,840
我今天來不是要動粗
1464
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:45,120
只要你們合作
1465
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,280
我是要找一個叫小狗的男生
1466
01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:51,760
他的屁股上有個紅色的胎記
1467
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:53,720
小狗
1468
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:55,720
誰是這裏最高的負責人
1469
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:57,280
我是這裏的校長
1470
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:01,360
我希望你不要傷害這裏的學生
1471
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:03,280
好 那我就傷害你
1472
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:16,840
誰是這裏第二負責人
1473
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:19,120
是他 是他
1474
01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:19,840
出來
1475
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:22,160
去啊 快出去啊
1476
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,880
哪一個是小狗 找出來
1477
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:32,880
我不知道啊
1478
01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:35,880
就算知道 我也不說啊 是不是
1479
01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:41,920
你是想讓我傷害你的學生
1480
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:43,160
不是啊
1481
01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:45,200
幹嗎打我
1482
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:47,120
原來是你
1483
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:48,920
他是個條子
1484
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:51,920
我們也是
1485
01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:57,960
有條子就放心了
1486
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:03,840
洋酒
1487
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:11,600
鐵肚皮
1488
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:12,800
鐵布杉
1489
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:15,000
你不要亂來啊
1490
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:16,360
你也不要亂來
1491
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:20,840
是你
1492
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:22,920
我跟你都是一樣的
1493
01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:24,840
只不過我是對方的臥底
1494
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:26,200
做得好
1495
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:29,000
林老師
1496
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:33,000
先幹掉他們 以免夜長夢多
1497
01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:35,240
鐵大哥 這個就交給我了
1498
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:37,120
我也是國際刑警
1499
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:38,640
特地派來對付你的
1500
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:39,440
你敢耍我
1501
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:58,440
走啊 快點走啊 走啊
1502
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:00,800
熄掉了 現在怎麼樣啊
1503
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:01,600
上去看看
1504
01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:07,960
怎麼樣
1505
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:10,080
線全被切斷了
1506
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:12,480
快點走 我們要出去報警
1507
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,320
不行 我不能走啊
1508
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,400
你進去會死的
1509
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:20,760
你現在不是警察
1510
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:22,040
沒有必要冒那麼大險
1511
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:25,080
我知道你對我真的很好
1512
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:26,400
我實在很感激你
1513
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:27,920
但是這個時候 我不可以
1514
01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:29,560
丟下我未婚妻一個人走掉
1515
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:31,440
希望你明白我是一個
1516
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:32,920
喜歡吃荷包蛋的男人
1517
01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:15,920
小狗在哪裏
1518
01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:17,920
去死
1519
01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:44,440
AEC呀
1520
01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:45,520
候老師
1521
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:46,960
你們兩個怎麼樣
1522
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:47,920
我們沒事
1523
01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:49,560
派對的人怎麼樣
1524
01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:01,120
那個傢伙秀逗啊 你們快走啊
1525
01:20:01,320 --> 01:20:02,440
我們怎麼可以扔下你啊
1526
01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:03,800
他是來抓我的
1527
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:05,360
不關你們的事 快走啊
1528
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:08,960
關我的事 我就是小狗
1529
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:12,160
難怪上次你要我露屁股給人家看
1530
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:12,800
對不起
1531
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:14,920
我不想再見到我爸爸
1532
01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:16,920
所以想隱藏自己
1533
01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:18,760
但是我不知道會搞成這樣
1534
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:20,440
你以後不用再隱藏了
1535
01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:22,680
你爸爸已經被他們殺了
1536
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:32,680
你快走 我知道怎麼對付他
1537
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:34,400
小龜 你幫我
1538
01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:36,160
怎麼幫啊
1539
01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:37,320
我引他到化學室
1540
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:39,040
現在是八點五十三分
1541
01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:41,200
七分鐘之後 就是九點整
1542
01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:43,960
你就按下下課鈴 OK 記住了
1543
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:46,920
你想放瓦斯 下課鈴一響
1544
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:48,400
擦出火花 炸死他
1545
01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:49,960
候老師 那你怎麼辦
1546
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:52,640
我生命線這麼長 沒事的 快走
1547
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:54,200
那我們對表 好
1548
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:56,320
我也去幫忙
1549
01:20:57,480 --> 01:20:58,280
你幫候老師啊好
1550
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:03,320
傻瓜 我在這裏 快點來啊
1551
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:06,320
沒事的
1552
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:08,680
沒事 這麼大個洞還在冒煙呢
1553
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:12,400
快走 快走啊
1554
01:21:40,120 --> 01:21:40,960
你不要開槍啊
1555
01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:44,040
看你往哪裏跑
1556
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:44,920
還跑
1557
01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:54,040
一陽指 我撮撮撮
1558
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:57,920
你不要掰我手指 這麼陰險啊
1559
01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:14,080
你們兩個不要壓著我
1560
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:15,440
我不愛這套的
1561
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:18,200
上一次我們沒有玩完
1562
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:19,880
這一次我們再玩過
1563
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:22,080
不過這一次一玩就玩五顆
1564
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:36,160
這麼濃的瓦斯味他都沒有聞到
1565
01:22:46,440 --> 01:22:48,360
沒辦法 還是你
1566
01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:54,520
不好意思啊
1567
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:57,160
不要緊 這次我們玩滿六顆
1568
01:22:58,280 --> 01:22:58,880
六顆
1569
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:10,160
慘啦 還有十幾秒就要爆炸了
1570
01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:25,440
糟了 來不及了
1571
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:37,040
化學室 化學室 化
1572
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:39,880
慘啦 哪間是化學室
1573
01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:41,120
哪間是數學室呀
1574
01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:45,320
還有兩秒 拚一拚
1575
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:48,840
不是這間啊
1576
01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:56,200
有話慢慢說啊
1577
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:01,480
這個
1578
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:14,240
我成功了 我成功了
1579
01:24:15,680 --> 01:24:17,520
傻波 你這個王八蛋
1580
01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:18,960
俄羅斯輪盤是嘛
1581
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:21,760
你還不死 你去吃屎啊
1582
01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:26,600
老師 你真的好帥啊
1583
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:30,400
你以為我想帥呀
1584
01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:32,240
你來啊 你這個白癡
1585
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:38,440
達叔 達叔
1586
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:40,800
候老師他們呢
1587
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:42,040
好像去了體育館
1588
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:43,080
報警
1589
01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:00,120
還有什麼功夫
1590
01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:05,520
他練過鐵布衫
1591
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:07,000
攻他胸口和喉嚨
1592
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:21,720
團結力量大
1593
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:25,840
美式足球
1594
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:37,120
我跳不到那麼高
1595
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:38,960
我現在該怎麼辦啊
1596
01:25:39,480 --> 01:25:41,880
怎麼辦 猴子偷桃 攻他下陰
1597
01:25:42,440 --> 01:25:45,320
快點啊 快點啊
1598
01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:58,240
為什麼沒事啊
1599
01:26:00,680 --> 01:26:01,400
不是真的吧
1600
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,080
殺死我爸
1601
01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:18,880
原來你就是小狗
1602
01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:23,960
慘了
1603
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:27,520
不要打他 放開他
1604
01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:29,120
開玩笑的
1605
01:26:29,440 --> 01:26:30,280
去你奶奶的
1606
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:36,560
我跟你拼了
1607
01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:43,720
一陽指果然比剪刀腳厲害
1608
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:05,040
小烏龜 有
1609
01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:29,360
不是一定要你說
1610
01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:31,440
你說的話都會作為呈堂證供
1611
01:27:31,560 --> 01:27:32,080
知不知道啊
1612
01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:33,760
你沒事吧 沒事
1613
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,120
你看我像有事嗎
1614
01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:36,240
看什麼看
1615
01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:40,480
你們快點過來幫幫忙啊 好重啊
1616
01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:45,480
ACE 不要整天只顧住玩滑板呀
1617
01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:48,040
你們大家要專心讀書啊
1618
01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:49,040
我會想念你們的
1619
01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:56,600
老師 再見
1620
01:27:57,560 --> 01:27:59,520
候老師 有句我想跟你說
1621
01:27:59,840 --> 01:28:01,360
但是又不知道該不該說
1622
01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:02,240
你說啊
1623
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:04,960
你帥呆了 i love you
1624
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:06,760
候老師 趕時間呀
1625
01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:08,360
好好 來了來了
1626
01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:11,320
我會等你
1627
01:28:12,520 --> 01:28:12,920
局長
1628
01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:15,360
我現在決定 升你當總督察
1629
01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:16,320
你馬上復職
1630
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:17,920
是 謝謝局長
1631
01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:20,880
但是我覺得警察再也不適合我了
1632
01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:22,360
那什麼才適合你
1633
01:28:23,560 --> 01:28:24,040
他們囉
1634
01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:27,040
局長 我想繼續去當老師
1635
01:28:27,560 --> 01:28:28,640
因為教好這些小鬼
1636
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:29,760
我很有成功感
1637
01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:32,080
對不起 局長
1638
01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:37,800
我回來了
1639
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:41,560
好棒啊 候老師好棒啊
1640
01:28:42,280 --> 01:28:43,240
你的男朋友沒出息
1641
01:28:43,760 --> 01:28:44,720
不要嫁給他
1642
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:45,840
先餓死
1643
01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:47,120
開門呀
1644
01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:48,160
是 局長
1645
01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:50,560
局長 等一等
1646
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:53,280
局長 局長
1647
01:28:57,080 --> 01:28:58,680
我舅舅有件事情很想做
1648
01:28:58,880 --> 01:28:59,920
但是一直沒有做到
1649
01:29:00,320 --> 01:29:00,760
是什麼
1650
01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:01,840
就是
1651
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看你以後怎麼餵奶
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