All language subtitles for Beauty.and.The.Bandit.1946

(bright music)

(lively music)

(upbeat music)

- Look, Baby.

(gentle music)

She's come from far, far away

from the other side of the
ocean.

Ah, she's beautiful.

- She?

Why you always call a ship a
she?

- Because she has a slender
body like a beautiful woman,

because she's graceful and
brave,

and she goes through the
roughest seas with a smile.

(gentle music)

Come on.

Now we go to San Luis.

- Oh, you can't go to San Luis.

- Why not?

- Because the last time
you cut off the buttons

from the uniform of the captain
of police.

- If he's still a captain,

we will sew them back again.

- What if there's a new captain?

- Then we will have
some new buttons.

Come on, amigo.

(upbeat music)

♪ The mate knocked me down ♪
with the end of a spark ♪

♪ Give me some time to ♪
blow the man down ♪

♪ Oh, blow the man down ♪

♪ Bullies, blow the man down ♪

♪ Way, hey, blow the man down ♪

♪ Oh, blow the man down ♪

♪ Bullies, blow him right down ♪

♪ Give me some time to
blow the man down ♪

♪ As I was a-walking ♪
down Paradise Street ♪

♪ Way, hey, blow the man down ♪

♪ A pretty young damsel ♪
I chanced for to meet ♪

♪ Give me some time to ♪
blow the man down ♪

♪ I hailed her in English ♪
she answered me clear ♪

♪ Way, hey, blow the man down ♪

♪ I'm from the Black Arrow ♪
bound to the Shakespeare ♪

♪ Give me some time to ♪
blow the man down ♪

♪ So I give you fair ♪
warning before we belay ♪

♪ To be way, hey, ♪
blow the man down ♪

♪ Don't ever take heed of ♪
what pretty girls say ♪

♪ Give me some time to ♪
blow the man down ♪

(crowd applauding)

- Well, if it ain't my friend,
Cis...

- Shh.

Do you want everybody to know
who I am?

Hello, Peon.

- Hello, Cisco.

- Hey, small world, huh?

What is smaller?

- The purse we took from
the governor of San Jose?

- Oh, no.

- Oh, the little nose on the
school teacher in El Paso?

- No.

- Oh, I remember.

The jail at San Miguel.

- Sure.

That is the smallest
jail I have ever been in.

- How did you escape that
jailhouse?

- Oh, Baby, put some wheels
under it in the night,

and in the morning I
woke up in San Gabriel.

(both chuckling)

- And the senoritas
how are they?

Are you still a free man?

- Oh, sure, free as the wind,

but I was nearly trapped
in El Paso

by the pretty little school
teacher.

I have had many narrow escapes.

And you?

- I was trapped.

- Oh, I feel sorry for you.

You should have stayed with me.

You should have never gone to
sea.

There are many pretty maidens

with hooks and harpoons
ready to grab you.

- Oh, I'm happy and prosperous.

When I return from a voyage,

I got a home and a
beautiful wife to come to.

- And you sit in a big
chair with a little fellow,

and you play with him
on your knee, huh?

- No, I play with him
on the floor.

He's got seven little brothers.

(both chuckling)

- Hey, Peon,

were there many rich
passengers on your ship?

- Well, our destination is
Monterrey.

There's only one passenger
comes ashore here,

a Monsieur uh...

Well, anyway he's a young
Frenchman

with a chest full of silver

headed for San Marino.

- Hey, that is very funny.

I'm going the same way.

Maybe we shall meet, huh?

- I don't see how such a
meeting could be avoided.

- Well, goodbye, amigo.

- Goodbye, Cisco.

- Give my regards to the family,
huh?

- I'll do that.

- Adios.
- Good luck.

(people chatting)

(upbeat music playing in bar)

- There's a young Frenchman
with a chest full of silver

going to San Marino.

I'm going that way, too.

I hope I have a good driver.

- Cisco, just one little drink,
huh?

(footsteps departing)

- Oh, excuse me, Capitan.

- Excuse me, senor.

It was my fault.

Monsieur, everything is
arranged for your comfort.

I have the finest driver,

and I have also an escort

of three of my best police
guards for you.

- The police guard of San Luis

are the best in all California.

- Gracias, senor.

Muchas gracias.

- How far is it to San Marino?

- Why it is 40 miles, Monsieur.

- Thirty-seven.

- Thirty-seven.

- And, what is the population?

- The population is 5,000,
Monsieur.

- Four-thousand.
- Four-thousand.

(upbeat music plays in bar)

(horse trotting)

Your coach is here.

(coach rattling)
(horse trotting)

(speaks in foreign language)

(carriage rattling)

- Perhaps you would be
more comfortable

if you sat over there.

- Thanks, Amigo, but I do
not like to ride backwards.

- Well, neither do I.

It upsets me.

- Ah, that is too bad.

I tell you what I will do.

I will flip a coin.

Heads I stay here.

Tails you move over there.

Heads, I win.

I stay here.

You have many friends in San
Marino?

Maybe if I introduce myself,

it will be much better.

My name is Luis Antonio
Damaso de Alonso Gonzalez.

(stagecoach rattling)

You know, in San Marino,

we have to look for our own
amusement.

You like to ride a horse?

- No.

- Well, then I will teach you.

I have some very fine horses.

- Hyah!

Hyah.

Hyah!

- Hey! Hey!

(gunfire blasting)

(gunfire blasting)

(men shouting)

(gunfire blasting)

- Open it up.

(crickets chirping)

Tell Baby to get off my horse,

or I will boil him in oil.

- All right, Cisco.

(gunfire blasting)

- Get inside, quick.

This country's full of tough
hombres.

Drive, fast!

- Hyah!

(stagecoach creaking)

- Oh, it's you.

The stage in?

- No,

and when it comes,

I go out with it.

- Now what's up?

You at the bottle again?

- Where would I get a bottle?

Not from your saloon.

You know my credit is no good

because my money
comes from you,

and you never pay me.

- Your money is accumulating
for you.

If I paid you regularly,

you'd spend it all for liquor.

Oh, well, go on, take a drink.

I prefer you sober,

and I intend to keep you
that way

until you're of no further use
to me.

I said one drink!

- Either you'll treat
me like a human being,

or I'll poison no more cattle
for you.

- Shut up.

- I was once a physician,

not a medicine show doctor
like you,

and I was a gentleman,

not a fat hog like you.

My mother was a gentlewoman,

not a commoner!

I've killed a man for less.

- They haven't forgotten
that in San Francisco.

- You can't hold that over me
forever.

Your own neck has a rope
around it,

a big, thick rope,

because a hog's neck
is harder to break.

- The money gets here today,

we'll split it as agreed.

Then we're through.

- If the money comes.

What kind of fool would invest

in this worthless land?

- The land is not sick.

Only the cattle and the sheep
are sick until I cure them.

As soon as the money gets here,

we'll start to cure wholesale.

I sell it to this old
partner of mine abroad.

Who buys it from him
is none of my business.

Now, get out.

And anymore jokes about a rope

in connection with my neck,

and I'll twist yours.

I assure you I'm not joking.

(stagecoach creaking)

- Hyah!

- Wait a minute.

There's the stage.

- Hyah!

- Now, meet the coach.

Our messenger had a password,
"argent",

and that, my obnoxious friend,

is French for money.

- Welcome to San Marino.

Get the baggage.

Follow me, please.

- Welcome to my humble hostel.

- Argent.

You have a strong box, a vault?

Merci, my room please.

- You are?

- Dubois, you remember
my father?

- Of course, he is not coming?

- He was unable to come.

- I see.

Manuel, at the head
of the stairs.

The best room in the house,
Monsieur.

More in your party?

I'm afraid that we do not have

suitable accommodations
for you, senor.

- Oh, that is all right with me.

I am willing to share
the same room with him.

- But I am not.

Goodnight.

- Hey, amigo.

At least give me the
same chance I gave you.

We'll flip the coin again.

- Heads, I win.

- Hey, amigo, what about
a little drink, huh,

if your father does not object?

- Where's the bar?

- Hello, Amigo, how are you?

- Oh, hello.

I do not see you for a long...

- Uh, give me a little tequila,

piece of lemon,
and a little salt, huh?

- Si, senor.

- What do you wanna drink,
my friend?

- Dubonnet.

- Ah, no, bring my friend
a tequila, too.

Salud, Amigo.

(exhales) That's good.

Puts hair on the chest.

- Bring me some wine.

- I have orders not
to serve you.

- (bangs) Wine!

Bring the wine first.

- You're hurting!

- Will you and your friend
join me?

This is an honor.

One so seldom meets one
of his own class,

in these out-of-the-way places.

- What keeps you here?

- My profession, I am a doctor.

I was brought here to
fight a serious epidemic.

Naturally, I cannot desert
the unfortunate victims

until I have the epidemic
under control.

- That is very noble of you,
Doctor, uh?

- Juan Federico Valera
at your service, sir.

- Gracias, senor.

- Before you draw that gun,

I will blow your head off.

Don't let a little thing
like this spoil our evening.

Hey, the little barmaid

she's making eyes at you.

Pretty, eh?

Hey you, you make a date with
her.

Maybe she has a little friend
for me.

Hey, what is the matter
with you?

Do I have to do all the talking
for you?

Come on brace up the spirit!

You have no spirit.

What's the matter don't
you like pretty girls?

Maybe you are sick.

I'll take you to the hospital,
come on.

- Will you bring me some food?

- Si, senor.

- And to my room.

- Si, senor.

- Oh, say.

Very good.

That's very good technique.

You do not need my help.

(lock clicking)

- Don't be alarmed.

I'm just checking up.

If you're the son
of my old friend,

you're not easily frightened.

- Well?

- There's no money in that
strongbox.

Only rocks to give it weight.

What's your idea?

- How did you find that out?

- I opened it.

- I thought you might,

so I made the substitution.

- And where is the money?

- I'll get it for you tomorrow

when I also have checked

and found out that all
is in order.

- Very well, tomorrow then,

and you will, of course,
explain in detail

why your father sent a boy
instead of coming himself.

- Tomorrow.

- Manana.

Buenos noches, Monsieur.

- Mademoiselle.

- What?

- Don't let that detain you.

- Well, well.

A daughter, eh?

(Juan chuckling)

Your friend, is he...

- I don't know him or his
business,

and he doesn't know me.

- Good, we'll find out
about him and his business.

You need have no fear of
him, even if he suspects.

But then, he wouldn't
if I didn't.

In fact, you're quite
pretty (laughs), Mister.

(gentle music)

- Say, amigo.

I have looked all over the
town for a place to sleep.

Everywhere I go it's
the same thing.

"No vacancy.

"No vacancy."

You know what's the
matter with this country?

Too many foreigners.

You will have to put me
up for tonight, amigo.

You take the chair,
and I take the bed.

Very tricky, eh?

Where did you get that?

(knocking on door)

Oh, my friend, he's only
interested in the food,

but me, I am unattached
for the rest of the night.

Oh.

Funny women.

(lock clicking)
(gentle music)

I cannot understand the women.

One minute they're up
the other...

Too sweet.

You won't change your mind,
amigo?

Oh.

You are cruel.

You are like a cold,
heartless, selfish woman.

All right, I go.

I go and I sleep out in the
street.

Maybe I'll catch a cold.

Then I'll catch pneumonia,

and then maybe I die.

You would be sorry.

Tricky little fellow.

(gentle music)

(lock clicking)

(church bells tolling)
(townspeople chatting)

(boy weeping)

What's the matter,
little fellow?

What are you crying for?

- My little lamb is sick, senor.

My mama told me if I didn't
give him any medicine,

it will die.

- Oh, you know where
we can find a doctor?

- Si, senor, but my mama
has no money.

- Oh, she has no money.

Where's your mama now?

- She is selling tortillas
in the marketplace.

- Oh, come on, now we go find
the doctor.

Ah, poor little fellow.

(lamb bleating)
Maybe he ate some

bad chilies or something.

Let's go.

(lamb bleating)

- Doctor?

- We're not open yet, get out.

- He is sick.
- You hear me.

Get out, get out.

I cannot be bothered, get out.

- It is too bad the doctor
is so busy,

he cannot listen to
a little boy.

- I cannot be bothered
by a foolish child.

My time belongs to
a suffering community.

- Your time belongs
in a jailhouse.

I will look into that later.

Where is the medicine
for this little animal?

- The order comes
from Dr. Wells.

- Oh.

There is an epidemic of doctors,
too, eh?

Has this Dr. Wells

the same kind of a diploma

you have here on the wall?

- You might ask him.

- I will.

How much for a bottle
of medicine?

- It is very precious.

That is why we are
at such great expense

and must ask exorbitant fees.

- How much?

- As an accommodation,

whatever you have here.

- What do you call this
sickness?

- We have not completed our
diagnosis.

- Oh, you do not know
the sickness,

but you know the remedy, huh?

Very, very clever.

- When the animal gets well,

I will pay you the money.

And he better get well,

or you are going to be sick,
very sick.

- I will report this
to the police!

- Do not worry, my friend,

I will do that for you.

Come on, little fellow,
now we go.

(footsteps departing)

- Your coffee is ready, senor.

- And who are you?

- Oh, my brother she's sick.

I take his place.

- I've never seen you before.

I never forget a face.

- Oh, I forget plenty faces,

but I cannot forget this one.

I came with the boat.

We celebrate, my brother and me,

but my brother, (chuckles)

he celebrate one too many.

- Well, all right.

Prepare a special breakfast

for the young man in room 13,
pronto.

- Si, senor.

(tapping on wall)

- Oh, you, huh?

Why do you come pussy footing?

Nothing is so important

that I have to be disturbed
at mealtime.

- Is it important that the
police are investigating us?

- No.

- Not me, both of us.

They question that we are
even doctors.

- What police, my police?

- These men who came
with the messenger.

He's investigating us.

I had a talk with him.

- Since when do you
do the talking?

- He forced his way
into the office,

demanded a lot of
information, threatened me,

and last night he tried
to pick a quarrel with me.

He's on our trail.

- What do you want, a bodyguard?

Why didn't you refer him to me?

- I did.

- Well then, what's
there to be shaky about?

Or did you talk too much?

- No, but he did.

He knows how we operate.

He knows--
- Shh

Good morning.

- Good morning.

Where is the kitchen, please?

- I've already ordered your
breakfast.

- Oh, that was kind of you,

but I have been taught to take
care of myself in every way,

and I've done very well at it.

- Remarkably well.

You're dazzling, my dear.

The kitchen's in there.

Shall we see you later?

- We do have some business,
don't we?

- We have.

- Who in the name of--

- In the name of her father.

The young man you saw last night

through your bleary eyes
is a she.

- What?

- We found our men
tied in knots.

It took sailors to untie them.

You say there were two
passengers in the coach?

- Yes, Captain.

One was a little man--

- I know him.

Monsieur Dubois.

Who was the other?

- Oh, he was a tall man,

but I didn't look at his face
very well.

Why not ask the doctor?

He's the owner of this place.

- I'll see him when
my men arrive.

They can identify
the passengers.

In the meantime,
I want some food.

- You say you were on the
coach that came in last night?

- I certainly was.

- Oh.

- Say, chef, I am looking
for some oil, lots of oil.

I want to boil it.

You have any?

- Oh, no senor.

Only a little bit is all I have.

- Well, lucky for you.

What were you arguing with
this young lady about?

- Oh, this senorita,

she wants the young man's
breakfast.

- Which young man?

The one who came
with me last night?

Oh, the one with the pale face,

the skinny legs,
and the flat feet?

Oh, this breakfast is too good
for him.

We give it to the senorita.

Put the omelet in.

And the onions.

(gentle music)

You know, senorita,

you are as beautiful as a
butterfly

that comes out of a cocoon.

Why do you hide your lovely
hair inside of a man's hat?

- To keep men like you
from handling it.

- Oh, even now that you
are a lady,

you do not like me, eh?

- Tortillas, con huevos,
and black coffee.

(gentle music)

- Do you like the coffee black,

or do you like it white
with the milk?

- White with the milk please.

- So that is why you
were in the senor's room.

The captain of police
in Fort San Luis

is inquiring for you.

Shall I send him to you?

- If you like, pretty one.

- Will she call the captain?

- Oh, no.

- Are you always so sure
of yourself?

(gentle music)

- Always.

- The captain found his men
tied in knots.

- In knots, eh? (laughs)

Like crullers?

- He thinks it was
the Cisco Kid.

- No, the Cisco Kid. (laughs)

- Shall I tell the captain you
will be with him in a moment?

- You tell the captain
if he wants to be with me

that I'll be in here all day.

- But he's having an omelet.

- Good, be sure that
he pays for it.

Rosita, take the tray.

- I could tell you what
the captain wishes to know,

if you care to meet me
someplace.

- I'm not interested in
what the captain wishes,

but I would be very happy
to meet you any place.

- If you want anything,
you better get it yourself.

It's getting too hot
for my health in here.

- I think I better go
and see this captain.

- No, let him wait.

We have a riding lesson,
n'est pas?

- Oh, yes, I forgot.

Hey, boy, go to the
stable and get my horse.

In a half an hour back
of the hotel?

- Mais oui.

(man speaks in foreign language)

- One moment, senor.

I have one or two questions
to ask.

- He thinks you're
the Cisco Kid.

- Please, I will ask
the questions.

- Oh, the Cisco Kid.

Yeah, lots of people they
tell me I look like him.

- Hmm, you know him?

- I have been as close to him
as I am to you now, senor.

Oh, excuse me, Captain.

Eggs.

- What is your name?

- Gonzalez.

Senor Gonzalez.

Right, senor?

- Yes, Luis Antonio
Damaso de Alonso Gonzalez.

What's yours?

- Jorge Luis Felipe Martine
de la Rosa.

(Jorge clearing throat)

What brought you here?

- Argent

- Argent?

- Captain, you're wasting
your time.

The senor is well-known to me.

- When you were attacked,

did one of the bandits
ride a Palomino horse?

I don't know it happened
too quick.

There was too many horses.

- Oh, you are looking
for a horse, Captain.

I did not think that
I looked like one.

- I am looking for a horse and
rider.

You have your horse with you?

- No, not up here in the hotel,
senor.

When you find the Cisco
Kid, you let me know.

- You will not be far away?

- No, not when you find him.

- Good.

Come we will look at the horses.

You have a livery stable here?

- Yes, down the street a way.

You can't miss the building.

It's the one with the horses
in it.

- Mm-hmm, gracias.

(birds chirping)

(hooves clopping)

- All right, senorita.

Now you try it.

First, you grab the pommel.

Then you put your foot up,

like that and up you go.

Oh, very, very beautiful.

Except I think maybe the
horse has lost his head.

(Jeanne chuckles)

(horse galloping)

- The captain has Lopez
and Garcia under arrest.

- I will be back soon.

Come on.

(horse galloping)

- Look, amigos.

If you will talk,

maybe I will not arrest you.

You were in San Luis
last night.

Then where did you get
the horses

that were at the stable
last night?

What became
of the Palomino horse?

- Palomino horse?
- Palomino?

- Yes, Palomino,

Palomino, like this one.

That's him! Move your horses!

Men, get the horses!

Get after him! Boys, come on!

Let's go!

This way!
- Vamanos.

- Back! Back!

(suspenseful music)

(horses galloping)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

- Hyah!

Hyah!

(suspenseful music)

Hyah!

Hyah, hyah!

Hyah, hyah!

(dramatic music)

(whistles softly)

(birds chirping)

- Whoa.

- That was pretty good
for the first lesson.

Wait until I give you
the second one.

(man speaks in foreign language)

(birds chirping)

Oh, Alejandro?
- Si.

(speaks in foreign language)

- This is my camp.

- Oh.

So this is home.

Why don't you carry me
over the threshold?

(speaks in foreign language)

- Si, si.
- Mucho.

- Well, you have a guest,

and I'm hungry,

and I'm thirsty.

Pick up some wood
to make a fire.

You bring me some water, eh?

And I will do the
cooking for all of us.

And, Goliath, you just
bring the food.

Well, come on,
get on your feet!

(men muttering in foreign
language)

Well, it's gonna be hard
to take these fellas,

but I'll get some service.

I'm also gonna do some washing.

That shirt is filthy.

What it needs is some soap.

If they have such a thing
as soap around here.

I suppose it's silly to ask
if any of you have soap.

You know what I mean, soap?

(men chattering in foreign
language)

- This?

- How long have you had this?

- Oh, two years.

- It's never been used.

(men chattering in foreign
language)

(Jeanne humming)

(birds chirping)

- Hello, Goliath.

- That's the second time
you call me Goliath.

I don't think I like that.

What does it mean?

- Oh, he was a big giant
who lived many years ago.

- A giant?

- Oui.

(Jeanne humming)

- She called me a Goliath.

He was a big giant.

- But she did not tell
you that this big giant

was killed by a little
boy with a slingshot, huh?

(gasping softly)

- He was?

Maybe now we make a living
by taking in washing.

Maybe we trade guns
for a sewing machine.

Maybe we have a nice hot cup
of tea with lemon and sugar,

instead of tequila!

Hey, be careful now.

Can't you see I'm dressed up
for dinner.

The boss is very particular.

"Goodness for me where's
my hair oil?"

- You drank it.

(Jeanne humming)

- "See that you wash your faces,

"and comb your hair before
you come to the table.

Hmm, combing the hair is
not a bad idea.

Maybe we'll find
a few missing watches

or even diamond rings
or boots and saddles

or maybe mostly fleas.

(water splashing)

- Oh.

- Do you like that better?

(Jeanne singing in foreign
language)

(gentle guitar strumming)

(singing softly in foreign
language)

(gentle music)

- Well?

That was a love song.

Perhaps you didn't understand
the words,

but in any language love
is the same in the eyes.

(gentle music)

- What is your name?

- Jeanne.

Jeanne Dubois.

- Why did your father
let you come here alone

on such a dangerous mission?

- He died and I took his place.

My whole life has been one

dangerous situation
after another.

- And you are not afraid here
alone,

with all these gentlemen
like Emiliano,

and Felipe,

and Polo?

- Afraid? (laughs)

(gentle music)

Draw your gun.

Put up your hands.

(gunfire blasting)

(can clinking)

(gunfire blasting)

(gentle music)

(can clinking)

Not until I fall in love
will I know fear.

Fear of an unkind word
from the man I love.

You stole my money,

and you stole my heart.

- When did you discover that
I had stolen your heart?

- The first time I saw you.

- And the money?

When did you discover that?

- Last night when the doctor
told me it was missing.

- Did you tell him that you
suspected me?

- No.

No, I did not.

- I told him I'd hidden it.

- Oh.

Why?

- Well, I do my own catching.

- Is that what you are
doing now?

Making believe that
you love me?

- Make believe?

I lay my soul before him,

and he says I make believe.

I throw myself at him,

and he dodges out of my way.

Don't you kick my heart
around like a cheap toy,

Senor Luis Alonso Damaso
de Gonzalez,

or I'll throw something
at you you cannot dodge!

Give me that knife.

(knife thudding)

(gentle music)

I've never loved anybody before.

I'll never love anybody again.

Keep the money,

but keep me, too.

I'll ride with you.

I'll keep house for you.

I'll do anything.

- Whose money is this
that I stole?

- My own.

My father left it to me.

- What were you going to do
with it?

- Buy land from the doctor.

Then sell it at a big profit
in Europe.

- Did you know that the
doctor stole the land

from the poor people?

- Of course, he and my father
planned it.

- Are you planning to give

the land back to the people?

- Give it back?

What kind of business is that?

- There is much ugliness in
your heart that I do not like.

- (scoffs) Now I'm ugly.

Because my father taught
me to be a businesswoman,

he says I'm ugly.

What kind of second-class bandit
are you?

You're just a pocket pick!

- Did your father ever
spank you?

- Never!

Ow, stop it!

You're hurting!

Okay, stop it!

Don't do that!

Let me go!

Let me go!

(gentle music)

Master.

(birds chirping)

I do not like the look
in your eyes.

You have decided against me.

- Look, little one,

I like you very much,

but I am not ready
to settle down.

I have many more things
to think about.

- I will make you forget every
woman you have ever known.

- I did not say women.

There are many people
that I must help.

You do not know this because
you are new in the country

and you do not understand,

but I love these poor
peasants and they need me.

- But I need you, too,

and I will follow you wherever
you go.

But you are so stubborn,

and you have the head of a pig.

You are like a mule and like
a donkey and I love you.

- You do not understand.

I cannot have a woman
doing the things I do.

You would not like that.

I must travel alone.

- Can you not live by
doing something else?

- No, I live only to destroy
those

who take advantage
of the poor people.

When that is done, then,

then maybe I will settle down.

- But what becomes of me?

- I'm going to take you

and your money back
to the doctor.

You can go on being the kind of

a thief your father
wanted you to be

or you can learn to be honest

and make the world a
little more beautiful.

- And you are crazy!

Go ahead and nurse the poor!

I still be here when you get
back!

Go tell the doctor I've changed
my mind,

and he can tear up the deeds,

and stick a knife
in his fat middle

and cut your own throats!

- Do you want me to give
you another spanking?

- Yes!

(Jeanne screaming)

(horses galloping)

(birds chirping)

What is wrong, amigo?
(sick man gasping)

What is the matter?

- Poisoned grain.

We had no other food.

We cooked the grain.

We had no other use for it.

Sheep all dead,

and now my wife,

and my two little ones, and I...
(groans)

- Julio, Chico put this
man on a horse quick.

- No, no, I have nothing
to live for.

All gone.

All gone.

All gone.

All...

(sick man groaning)

(dramatic music)

(bottles clinking)

(horses galloping)

- Hey you, hey!

Hey you.

Wake up!

Wake up!

Hey.

Making believe, huh?

You better save this man's life

before you hang by the neck.

He ate the poison grain
you and your fat friend

have been feeding the animals.

- I have fed no grain.

- Quick, get the antidote!

- There is none here.

I am leaving.

I have destroyed all the
medicines.

- It's too late.

He's dead.

(dramatic music)

- Now, it's murder.

- I have had nothing to
do with any poisoning.

I only go by Dr. Wells'
instructions.

- This bottle is labeled
"PF Number One."

Do you know what it is?

- A harmless antiseptic.

(dramatic music)

- All right, drink it.

- No, no.

- Go on, drink it.

- No, it is poison.

I will confess.

The doctor mix it up.

He puts it in the grain.

(gun clicking)
- Go on, drink it.

- No, this will kill me.

I have no antidote.

(dramatic music)

Don't leave me to die
like a dog!

- Or like a sheep.

Or like the little lamb.

(dramatic music)

- Please, please!

Please.

- Ah, crawl on your
belly to your fat friend.

- It would be better
to shoot him, Cisco.

- The pain is from his
conscience.

I gave him an overdose
of castor oil.

- Oh.

- Where is the girl?

The money's gone.

Uh-oh.

There is the captain.

Here we go.

- Hyah, hyah, hyah!

- The money is all there.

Would you like to count it?

- You were gone all last night.

Had me pretty worried.

- Please, give me the deeds.

My mission is ended.

- I was afraid you had
fallen into evil hands.

I've done a few rotten things
in my life,

but this contribution to your

criminal career nauseates me.

- Don't worry about it.

I intend to destroy them,

and let the people
keep their land.

- That'll be a very noble act,
indeed,

but how would you account
to your father?

- My father is dead.

- Alone in the world.

Too bad.

And the money to whom
must you account for it?

- No one.

It was left by my father.

(dramatic music)

Well, I guess that's it,
n'est pas?

- Not quite!

You'll remain here until
the good captain

catches your friend, Cisco.

- Cisco is not my friend.

- How can I be sure of that?

He's probably waiting for
you to give him these.

Then he can come and slit my
throat and get the money back.

(dramatic music)

- Now, are you satisfied
that we're not partners?

- I'm satisfied that
you're more than partners.

You could have planned
all this last night.

Everything is locked.

You're staying here.

- If you distrust me
and are afraid of Cisco,

why don't you take the
money and escape now?

- (laughs) Why should
I run away?

I like it here.

Besides, if the soldiers don't
succeed in catching Cisco,

he'll come here.

I'll kill him
and collect the reward.

- How do you know he'll come
here?

- Well, how can he resist?

The trap is set with such
tempting bait.

The money and the senorita.

(dramatic music)

(windows rattling)

(Wells laughs)

The windows are barred
from the outside.

You see, I had to take
that precaution.

If the Kid means nothing to you,

you won't mind if I kill him.

(Wells laughing)

(dramatic music)

What's delaying you, Cisco?

Don't lose your nerve.

(Wells laughs)

Get a grip on yourself.

(board thudding)
(gunfire blasting)

(Wells laughing)

You're a worthy opponent, Cisco.

(Wells laughing)

Just an old medicine showman,
that's me.

(Wells laughing)

I used to do
a ventriloquist act.

Throw my voice around.

(Wells laughing)

(gunfire blasting)

(Wells laughing)

Hard to hit a voice.

(gunfire blasting)

(Wells laughing)

(gunfire blasting)

(Wells laughing)

- Doc!
(gunfire blasting)

- Look him over the hole
should be between his eyes.

(Wells laughing)

Up here, Cisco.

Be careful of the third step.

It creaks.

(stairs creaking)

(footsteps tapping)

(dramatic music)

(bodies thudding)

(men grunting)

(gunfire blasting)

(dramatic music)

(footsteps approaching)

(Jeanne gasping)

(Wells laughs)

(church bells tolling)

- Hasta la vista, beautiful one.

Maybe, maybe some day
I will see you again.

(gentle music)

Maybe.

- Senor.

- Oh, hello, little fellow.

- Hello.
- How are you, my friend?

- Fine.
- How is the little lamb?

- He is fine.

He has a brother.

- Oh, he has a brother now.

Say, I'm going away.

You remember what I told you.

- Si.
- What?

- To be good
and you'll be happy.

- And always remember that.

- Sorry, amigo, it's time
for you to go.

You have done a good deed,

but you have a record,

and I must do my duty.

- Ah, sure, my friend.

I go with you very peacefully.

Hey, little fellow, you
know how to ride a horse?

- Si.
- Well, come with me.

I want you to take care
of my horse.

This man is taking me away.

Oh, these stirrups are too long
for you.

Hey, Capitan, will you
please hold him for me?

- Sure.

- I have to fix the stirrups
for this little boy.

They are too long for him.

Goodbye, Capitan!

Goodbye, Capitan!

(yells in foreign language)

- Hey, muchachos!

Hey, muchachos, Cisco got away!

(men clamoring)

♪ Ride, amigos, ride ♪

♪ And as we ride we ♪
sing a song of victory ♪

♪ To come and ride from ♪
far and wide ♪

♪ We ride along amigos side ♪

♪ Ride ♪

♪ Ride ♪

♪ Ride on ♪

(bright theatrical music)