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He stole the chip, he's inside.

I see him.

Kirill!

Time to work.

OPSEC 3, yellow.

OPSEC 4, orange.

OPSEC 5, red.

And at 0030 hours, the mission deviated from the set parameters.

It wasn't part of the plan for our agent to get shot in the back? That's reassuring.

Identity confirmed.

McGrath was uploading some data to us when he was kiIled.

Take a Iook at this. I'm not sure yet exactly what it is.

-A fragment of a complex molecule. -Gibbons.

Some of our analysts think it may be a link to a Soviet bio-weapon...

...called Silent Night.

-James, what the hell is he doing here? -I called him in.

We've lost three agents already. You couId use the heIp.

I found out your agents were kiIled by this group, Anarchy 99.

They're ex-military. They can smelI the training on our agents a miIe away.

Sir, I think it's time we tried something new.

These guys aren't ours. Who are they? ClA?

No, civilians. Convicts, mercs, contract kilIers.

The best and brightest of the bottom of the barrel.

-They're the scum of the earth. -Programmable, expendable, they work.

I think it's our best shot.

Do we wanna drop another mouse in the snake pit?

Or do we wanna send our own snake and let him crawl in?

Come on, Pepe. This is unbeIievable.

Hello!

WelI, hello, it's about time. Now, listen....

Were you coming from Tijuana? I don't mean to be rude.

Keep it out of the sun. I don't want the paint to fade.

Do you understand English? I pay enough for you people.

Come on, JaneIle. You're gonna love this place. It's tops.

-Dick, how are you? -This is JaneIle.

-Call 911. -Who's driving my car?

Hotchkiss! Senator Hotchkiss! California state Senate!

Listen, somebody just stole my car!

You, in the red Corvette! Pull over immediately!

Yeah, yeah. These monkeys are following me because I just took this car.

ObviousIy the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style.

It belongs to Dick, Dick Hotchkiss, a California state senator.

You remember Dick. He tried to ban rap music...

...because he feels the lyrics promote violence.

It's music, Dick!

He also wants to puIl every video game off every shelf in the country...

...because he feels that the video games diminish the intelligence of our youth.

Come on, Dick.

It's the only education we got.

Dick, you're a bad man. You know what we do to bad men.

We punish them.

Dick, you've just entered the Xander zone.

Okay, l'm coming in hot with a side of bacon!

Go, go, go!

Pull it! Pull it!

Yes!

Go get the cameras! Go! Go! Go!

Moral is, don't be a dick, Dick!

You guys got the cameras? AlI right, let's go, Iet's go!

Peace out!

Outstanding.

Thank you.

-What's up? -You invited these people?

Of course not.

That's my dog! What's up?

Today was off the hook! You're psycho, bro!

Psycho? That was off the chain, man.

Yo, yo, yo. What is up with that crazy trick that we've been hearing about?

-My Superman seat-grab barrel roll? -Word.

I'm stilI working on it.

You're a hard guy to get ahoId of, Xander.

You know, an athlete like you should really have his own video game.

Jordan King. I can make it happen.

-I'm gonna hold on to this for later. -You do that.

You know he'll never seIl out. That's why he is who he is.

So you need to relax. Who invited you, anyway?

-Ex-- -Shut up.

Listen, this is for reaI. I can get us an advance on lnternet presaIes.

So you need to just go to Pago Pago or something.

Get some girls, do them all. I don't care. Go on vacation.

It's Bora Bora, J. And I got enough girls here.

Since when did you care so much about money?

I just need you to lay low tilI the heat's off, okay?

I got an underground website to run. I got tapes to make.

And I can't do that with you in jaiI.

-Did you see that? -I don't care. Listen to me.

-I'm untouchable. -Whatever.

Move! Get out!

Get out!

You right there, move it! Come on!

Come on, let's go! Move, move!

Okay, okay, l'lI turn down the music.

It was onIy a Corvette.

Let's go, baby. Your order is getting cold.

-More coffee? -Can you give me some hash browns?

-Sure. -Make them all sloppy. I like them runny.

-Okay. -Yeah, yeah.

How did I get here?

Two big guys dropped you off about 10 minutes ago. Told me to look after you.

Want some coffee? You look Iike you couId use some.

You alI right?

Fine.

I said, you got a problem, boy?

No. No problem.

-AlI right, nobody make a move! -Nobody move!

Just couldn't let him leave, could you? Keep your goddamned mouth shut!

Keep stilI or I'll make sure you stop breathing.

-Empty the goddamn register now! -Empty that register!

Get back!

Get back! Get back.

-WelI done, Mr. Cage. -Who the hell are you?

The name's Gibbons. Augustus Gibbons.

You seem upset. Is there a problem?

-What is this pIace? -Looks like a diner.

That's clever.

You know, you almost had me going there for a while.

I was a bit groggy before, and then I started noticing things.

Like you got a stockbroker over here, all dressed up...

...reading the Financial Times on a Sunday when the market's closed.

Unlikely, but okay, I can go with that.

I couId even go with the stick-up man packing a cop-issue Beretta.

But you wanna know where you blew it? With her.

My aunt was in the restaurant business all her Iife.

There's no way in heIl a career waitress comes to work in high heels.

She'd have blisters the size of pancakes before lunch.

And if she ain't real, then this whole thing ain't real.

That's how I knew that this bozo over here wouldn't get a shot off...

...even if we waited tilI St. Patrick's Day.

Because there's nothing but blanks in these guns.

And no offense...

...but their performances were terribIe.

-That's good. That's very good. -Okay.

It's your turn, pretty boy.

-What the hell is going on here? -It was a test, Mr. Cage, that you aced.

-He seems to have a poor attitude. -Excuse me?

-ShouId we throw him back? -Hell, no. I Iove his attitude.

Let's take this to the next IeveI. Get on the Satcom.

Take what to the next level?

-Yo! Take what? -I want everybody out in 10 minutes.

I don't know who you think you're playing with. I don't play this game.

-Get Mike a doctor or he'lI Iook like me. -I got a party to go to.

-Shut him up. -And don't forget to pay for my wind--

Why is it always the assholes who pass the tests?

You guys haven't been to any diners lateIy, huh?

Diner finalists.

-What, no coffee? -Oh, yeah.

-Here comes the ROTC. -Here we go.

Oh, yeah.

-Where's my peanuts? -AlI right.

Can you ask for the stewardess?

-Standing by to deploy drogue. -Roger.

Opening door, depIoying drogue parachute.

-This is gonna hurt. -What the hell is this?

-Release drogue now. -Roger.

-This ain't right! None of this is right! -Bye.

I live for this shit!

Not bad!

Let's do that again.

Holy shit. This is CoIombia.

Cocaine, man. They're coke plants.

No keys.

-What the hell are you doing? -You know what this shit's worth?

What now? Is this another test?

-Let's go across the river. Let's go! -Yeah, good idea. Good idea!

Guess you monkeys are just too good for me. I guess I failed this test.

You guys got something to drink?

Nice to see you again, felIas.

Yeah, you too.

Boy, they went alI out on this one, huh?

You gotta be kidding.

Okay, funny guys.

I'Il show you what we do with funny guys who get in our business.

What? Hog-tie us and force us to listen to your bad accent?

No.

We cut off their AchiIles tendon and watch them flop around like a marionette.

Unless you have something to tell me, something I need to know, huh?

Okay. You're short.

My friend says you could use a haircut to update your style. Get off of me.

Shut up!

Hey, just two seconds ago you told us to talk. Now it's "shut up"?

I don't mean to nitpick, but you're the worst at this torture thing.

You slap me again, I'm gonna throw you a beating.

Boy, I hope they're paying you extra for this.

You know what, funny guy? Maybe I'll cut off your nose first, huh?

Funny guy.

What's funny is, this actualIy smells like real blood.

I hope you Iike it because it's the Iast thing you're gonna smell.

I'm hit! l'm hit! I'm hit!

Virg, give me a hand.

This is the Colombian army! Give up, you're surrounded!

Try to walk, T.J. T. J., try to walk.

Virg! Get out here!

To hell with this. Every man for himself.

I'm gonna get us some wheels.

Hang in there.

Good luck.

The guy on the bike, that's the drug lord!

Let's get him!

T.J.!

X! I'm over here! X!

There he is!

We toasted his ass!

I got us a bike.

Pussies!

Look who it is. Frankenstein. Uncuff me so I can beat the shit out of you.

Relax, X, you just graduated at the head of your class.

What the hell are you taIking about? You almost got us killed out there.

-We knew the army was moving in. -Excuse me?

It was my idea to send you in as a decoy. How do you like--

-You're pretty fast for an old man. -Get up.

Walk with me.

You know, I beIieve under the right circumstances, a man can change.

For instance, last night you exhibited courage, leadership...

...and the willingness to protect a man you hardIy knew.

-So give me a medaI. -I'd rather give you a job.

Look at me. Do I Iook like a fan of law enforcement?

This is your lucky day, Xander.

This is your chance to pay back your Uncle Sam...

...for aIl the wonderful freedoms you enjoy.

The job's not that difficult.

I just want you to meet some people and find out what you can about them.

What type of people?

Dangerous, dirty, tattooed, uncivilized. Your kind of people.

Hold up.

My kind of people would say, "Kiss my ass, scarface."

This is usuaIly where l'd take out my gun, press it to your temple...

...and ask you very politeIy to do what I want.

But you're not the type that's afraid of death so that puts us in a quandary.

-We better call this a day, then. -Not just yet.

You ever watch lions at the zoo?

You can tell which ones were captured in the wiId by the look in their eyes.

The wild cat.

She remembers running across the plain, the thrill of the hunt.

Four hundred pounds of killing fury locked in a box.

But after a while, their eyes start to glaze over...

...and you can tell their soul has died.

The same thing happens to a man.

Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary is no joke.

They'lI take a wiId man like you and throw him in solitary just for fun.

No more mountains to board, no more oceans to surf.

Just a 6-by-8 ceIl with no window and only a bucket to shit in.

But you can avoid all that by doing me this smaIl favor.

You don't have shit on me.

I noticed you have three X's tattooed on the back of your neck.

I think that's rather appropriate since you're Iooking at three strikes.

Grand theft auto, reckless endangerment, and that little bridge stunt of yours...

...makes you a three-time Ioser.

Maybe you ought to call yourself "Triple X."

But if you do what I want, I'll make alI your criminal transgressions go away...

...and let you get back to that pathetic excuse of a life.

You think maybe I should be like you.

Get alI shot up for the old Stars and Stripes.

I bet that flag is a real comfort every time you look in the mirror.

A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country.

So, what's it gonna be, Triple X?

You wanna get on a pIane...

...or is "Kiss my ass, scarface" your finaI answer?

Yo. What's your name, sIick?

My name is lvan.

-Ivan? What's your name, buddy? -My name is lvan.

You're both Ivan?

Take a seat.

Idiots! Where is the American agent?

This is him, sir.

We better order another body bag.

Guys, what's up?

I told you to sit down.

I've just been on a plane for 12 hours. I think I'll stand.

My name is Milan Sova, Czech secret police.

When you are here, you are under my jurisdiction.

You take my orders, you do what I say.

And if you become any kind of an inconvenience, l'lI shoot you.

That's great. Is this where l'm staying?

You are here because your government is putting pressure on mine.

This is an internaI Czech affair that you are interfering with.

I wilI warn you once: Don't shit in my Iawn.

Get whatever information your government seeks and get out.

Let's get this straight.

You may not want me here, but I definiteIy don't wanna be here.

Two, l've never been under anyone's jurisdiction.

And three, if you're gonna shoot anybody...

...shoot that monkey that soId you the suit.

Now, I'm tired. l'm going to sleep.

Be ready in three hours.

Everybody in this club has two things in common:

-They're filthy rich and they're criminals. -I'Il fit in perfect...

...except for the filthy rich part.

-Remember, we don't know each other. -I wish we didn't.

Yeah, can I get a cranberry club soda?

Take-- Throw this back there? I'Il tip you something.

Put it in the back.

How much? Do I get a ticket?

That's them. Anarchy 99.

See the guy on the couch in the center?

That's Yorgi. He's the leader.

He owns this cIub and five others like it. AlI, how do you say, cash cows.

American?!

Hey, guys, I'm American. Have you seen Yorgi? Yorgi!

Hey, Yorgi! I hear you're the guy--

I heard you were the guy to talk to about cars.

Take yourself outside.

Take myself outside? I'm just h--

Okay. l'm not weIcome.

Guess you'd rather have cops in your club.

You wanna taIk?

Hey, you silIy boy. Come with me and show me the cop...

...and don't be mistake.

See that guy there, with the suit made out of motel drapes?

That's a cop.

Is there a probIem? I just had a drink, you know?

I already paid. I'm gonna give a big tip, you know?

So, what is this all about? I've done nothing.

You've done nothing? Who do you work for?

I work in a bank. So what?

You've gotta be....

What are you doing? Stop it! Stop it!

What's that, your bus pass?

Czech 5-0. Czech 5-0.

Leave my club.

-How did you know? -How'd I know?

When he was paying for his drinks, he was flashing his badge to half the bar.

Cops like plague.

No matter how many you pay, there's always another with his hand out.

I'm from the streets. I know cops, beIieve me.

I appreciate you bringing this to our attention. My question to you is why?

I figure, no one likes cops crashing their party.

I figure, I do you a solid, we couId talk.

I just wanna buy cars, man.

Is this guy gonna hump my Ieg?

What's your name?

Xander Cage.

I knew it.

You are amazing on snowboard, motorbike, everything.

-You're awesome. -Thank you, man.

My brother is crazy too, and a great admirer of yours.

He has seen your tapes many times. Now we can talk business.

This way, please.

Yelena.

Welcome to the Xander zone.

Now, that's funny. That's funny.

-Sit down, Mr. Cage. -You know what?

My friends calI me X.

So, X, what exactIy are you wanting?

Ferraris, high-end pasta rockets, 10 to start.

This car, number 10, will be very difficuIt to find in Europe.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that one's for me.

I put it in there to get something out of the deal.

WelI, you certainly know your cars.

Yeah. Cars, bikes, boards. You name it.

I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.

Yes.

Ten cars is hardly worth the effort. We're talking a lousy milIion-five, U.S.

Now, hoId on a second.

The American buyers I represent, to them, 10 cars is an appetizer.

-And it's a mil max, sister. -How about a million-four?

I was thinking more like a mil-two.

Do you know what a wire transfer is?

Is she for real?

Sweetheart, is there anything else you need to do?

Let us big boys have a conversation.

"Conversation," a word with four syllables.

Do you want some ice before your brain overheats?

Ice. Yeah, you could chisel some off your heart, if you could find it.

Okay.

This wouId work a lot faster, princess, if I had an account number.

You have 48 hours to complete the transfer.

-Don't waste my time. -Oh, I wouldn't dream of it.

In fact, I might throw in a couple extra bucks and send you to charm schooI.

Now that business is finished, we party.

Bitches, come!

Yeah?

-Holy shit, I thought this was a celI phone. -Have a nice rest, Xander?

Dial it down. I just got to sleep an hour ago.

You were given a specific list of cars to go after. Who toId you to alter that list?

The cars on that list sucked. They wouId've seen through it.

You know, you guys shouId think about switching travel agents.

I got that info you wanted.

Hang on a second.

Okay, you guys ready for this?

Names, birthdays, ranks in the Red Army.

Favorite foods? How the hell did you get alI this?

Kolya, Yorgi's younger brother, happens to be an action sports fanatic.

So naturally, he's a fan.

But when you kill a bottle of vodka in three swigs, you'll talk too much.

-Oh, I got something else for you. -What?

Their personal bank account number.

Where the hell did I put that thing?

Okay.

Stolen cars, nightclubs, prostitution, extortion.

What's the big deal with these guys? We got criminaIs Iike this in the U.S.

Yourjob is to gather intel, not ask questions.

WelI, I did my job, thank you. I'm coming home.

Not just yet.

You're a victim of your own success, Triple X.

I want you to get closer to these guys.

-These guys are cool, but not that cooI. -Go deeper.

I'Il send a guy over with a care package to help you out.

-I thought we had a deal. -You change the cars, I change the deal.

Do this for me, you can come home.

You know, if you're gonna send someone to save the world...

...make sure they Iike it the way it is.

I have a reaIly firm chest. I bench like 225.

Like, bench. Weight room. Bye.

-That's him. -Wait. Wait, wait. You're Triple X?

-You're the care package? -That's right. Agent Toby Lee Shavers.

Come on.

You know, you gotta rate pretty high to get Gibbons to send all this stuff.

I kind of wish I was going with you.

Field agent, mixed up in the fury of the situation.

That's just crazy, man. License to kiIl, death, destruction, mayhem.

Got a gun under your pilIow. Never know when some freak viIlain wiIl pop out and:

AlI right.

-How long you been with the agency? -Two days.

You're shitting me. No way.

That sucks.

Yeah, it sucks, but it beats jail.

No, it sucks because I spent six years...

...in the basement of some windowless NSA gadget freak room, man.

And I got a degree. I got a degree from MIT.

Phi Beta Kappa, magna cum laude.

And they probably picked you up, what, pumping iron in San Quentin?

You ever get punched in the face for talking too much?

Show me the stuff.

This one made my career, the definition of perfection:

My multi-purpose, muIti-function field revolver.

-I like this. -WelI, then you'lI Iove these.

These are all attachment darts. Darts for everything. See the green ones?

Datura knockout darts.

Guy goes down for 12 hours, wakes up, doesn't know who he is...

...where he is, and his head's splitting like a cord of firewood, man.

I was shot twice by those.

And the red ones, these are tranquilizer and bIood-spIatter darts.

AlI the appearance of a kill shot without the aftereffects. You know, like death.

You've got exploding darts, radio surveiIlance darts...

...and of course your standard .44-caliber bullets, if you wanna get nasty.

A little wet work. You know what l'm talking about, right, huh?

Knocked over a few 7-Elevens, have we?

No, I had my leg in a cast for about three months.

AlI I did was pIay first-person shooter video games.

That's a reaIly sad story.

Okay. Check this out, on to my baby.

Eagle Eyes. Nine different enhanced-vision modes.

Every little boy's dream, the penetrator mode.

Check it out.

Oh, my God.

-She's checking you out, man. -I think I'll hang on to these.

And now, on to my latest achievement.

I just put the finishing touches on them last week.

What do you think?

-Bandages? -No, Mr. X, watch and Iearn.

There's enough primer on this bandage to bIow a hole in a vault...

...vaporize a human being, or whatever an agent like you might find a use for it.

And check this out.

This is the detonator. How cool is that, man?

-You might wanna back up for this. Go on. -It's a bandage.

Just go on and get behind the wall.

You ready? I've always wanted to say this.

Fire in the hole.

It's loaded.

So, what do you think? Beautiful.

You like the cars?

I love the cars, they're dope.

-You like the money? -I love money, but I do not have it.

Really? You Iook like you're doing extremely well.

AlI these employees, beautifuI cars.

This is no time for being funny.

-You didn't think I wasn't good for it? -It never crossed my mind.

There's a cargo ship waiting for you in Rijeka. Here's the address.

This place is dope.

This one's mine?

Car number 10.

Kolya found it hiding in BerIin. It was very difficult to find.

No, please.

AlIow me. You were kind enough to give me the money.

Now, please...

...drive.

No, allow me.

-You're all right, Yorgi. -Everything's aIl right with enough vodka.

You must come to party tonight. Big party at one of my clubs.

-Yeah? -Yes.

What's going on, my friend?

I don't know, you tell me. You got a sniper up there or what?

He's not with us, Xander, he must be with you.

Bullshit! TelI your men to get down...

...or I'm gonna give you another hoIe to breathe out of. Are we clear?

AlI right. lt's not yours. Let's go and get him together.

Son of a bitch. That same cop from the club.

Filthy cop.

Most people talk a lot. Few are up for the moment.

Welcome to Anarchy 99.

Why do you do that to yourself? That cigarette's gonna kill you one day.

I like smoke better than air. If I couId, I'd smoke in my sIeep.

I wilI stiIl do it after it kills me.

You were talking about Anarchy 99.

What is that, some motorcycle gang of yours?

It's what we've been living since 1999 when we left the army of Mother Russia.

Many of our comrades died in combat, and we said, "To hell with this shit."

They die for what? Politics?

Whose poIitics? Not ours!

So we decide from then on to do what we want, when we want.

It is in their honor we call ourseIves Anarchy 99.

You know, there's an old punk song. It says:

"America stands for freedom.

-"But if you think you're free... -But if you think you're free....

...try waIking into a deli...

-...and urinating on the cheese!" -...and urinating on the cheese!"

-You got it! -"Anarchy Burger" by the VandaIs.

Look, l'm with you, but what are you gonna do?

You got rules, you got government everywhere.

Always was, aIways will be.

Maybe not always.

Yelena.

Make sure he doesn't get Ionely.

Don't be shy.

You wanna dance?

Hey. Hey.

Hey! l'm really a good dancer.

Make that two.

AlI right, it's gonna be like that, huh?

Look, if you're mad at him, don't take it out on me.

I've been trying to figure out the deal between you two all night.

You his woman or what?

Yeah, l'm his woman.

If you pay me as much, I'Il be your woman too.

-Did you enjoy that? -Yeah.

Good, because it wiIl never happen again.

The original owners just one day decide to move out.

-This is amazing, man. -Make yourself at home.

Let me get your coat.

Viktor.

Yo, what's up with your boy? What's he got, a coat fetish?

Oh, no.

He's in Iove with her. Dirty fooI.

Yeah!

Time for bed, X. It's getting earIy. Yelena!

Would you be kind enough to show him his room?

-After you. -No, after you.

-No, after you. -No, I insist.

That's it.

Last chance to tuck me in.

Good morning.

The things l'm gonna do for my country.

It's none of my business, but a drilI and some titanium bits...

...will get you further than that camera.

You're not supposed to be in here.

I was on my way to the bathroom.

What's your excuse?

I don't need an excuse.

Oh, you're good.

But not that good.

Look, I came in here to photograph Yorgi's safe...

...because I thought it might be worth a lot to somebody.

Come on. You're cold, intelligent and vicious.

It's your eyes that give you away.

They gave you away when I shot that cop.

So, what are you gonna do now?

Now l'm gonna take you to lunch.

Oh, and that cop I shot isn't dead.

I have some information for you.

I can aIways use information.

Who is this? How did you get this number?

Yes. Important information that you need about Xander Cage.

-So you don't like foreigners, do you? -No, you're a pig.

What about your boyfriend, is he a pig too?

You tell me, you should recognize one of your kind.

Now, tell me about the cop.

What would you say if I told you I'm not who you think I am?

That I could get you out of the mess you're in.

Really? And what mess am I in?

The mess that makes you sneak around the castIe when everyone's asleep.

That mess. The cop?

See this? It's calIed a blood-splatter dart.

The impact's real, but it's harmless. Red paint, mostly.

Why?

I'm a secret agent.

Are you sure you don't wanna embarrass me?

-Come on. -What's so funny about that?

I mean, look at you.

I work for the NSA.

You're funny, you know that?

Yelena, it's Kirill.

Yorgi found out that Cage is an American agent.

Do you understand what I'm telling you? You are in danger, my love.

The building across the street. The statue.

Bring him outside. I wiIl do the rest.

What was that, your boyfriend?

Let's say you are who you say you are.

-What can you do for me? -What do you want?

I want immunity from prosecution, asylum in the U.S. and citizenship.

How about a condo in South Beach and a rich boyfriend?

Those I can get for myself.

-What do you want from me? -I need to know more about Anarchy 99.

-You want to know about Anarchy 99? -Yeah.

WelI, you've seen the girIs, the cIubs, the parties.

What you don't see is what goes on during the day.

There's been a lot of activity in the last year.

PeopIe coming in and out.

-Russian scientists. -WelI, what are they up to?

I don't know. They go in the basement and I'm not allowed in.

Now's a good time for you to get yourseIf invited.

Yorgi knows you're an agent. Kirill is waiting out front with his rifle.

-Where--? -Don't look!

There's a back door.

If I go out the back, they'lI know you warned me.

If you go out the front, he'Il put a bullet in your eye.

-You still packing? -Always.

Get ready to use it.

What's your pIan?

-He's stilI in love with you, right? -Yeah.

-He won't fire till he's got a clear shot. -That's your pIan? Thank you. Great.

Draw!

He's on the way.

Gibbons! My favorite kidnapper. Next time send a Iimo.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

You already broke me. You don't need to get cruel and unusual.

A ticket? Now, that's funny.

-Okay, where am I gonna go now? -Home.

Home?

Your cover's been bIown. You're no longer useful.

That's it? l'm done?

No tricks. We have enough inteI to move forward.

-With what? -Sweeper team. Quick, cIean, effective.

Don't worry yourself about it, X. It'lI all be over soon.

You mean a sweeper team to come in and kilI everybody?

You know, not all of them are as bad as you think.

You had to shoot a cop to get in with them.

How "not as bad as I think" could they be?

Okay, look.

We've got a complication. There's a girl. Yelena.

There's always a girl.

She wants out and I sent her back in to get more inteI for you.

There's no time to play favorites, Xander. The cards have been dealt.

What do you mean, the cards have been dealt?

You don't even know her, man.

Oh, by the way, that bank number you gave us?

Your friends and Yelena have made some Iarge cash transfers...

...to a group of Russian scientists known to specialize and traffic...

...in biological weapons.

-Dude, she had nothing to do with it. -Go home, Triple X.

-She ain't-- -That's an order.

-How's it going? -Life is shit!

Yeah, weIl, what can you do?

Through this door, you are with us to the end.

-Are you sure that's what you want? -I'm sure.

We are almost finished.

This is Ahab. Think of it as solar-powered submarine.

It can circumnavigate the globe to reach its target.

It need onIy surface to gather sunshine and to do its business.

What is it? What's its business?

Dropping off presents to aIl the good little boys and girls.

My team will be finished tomorrow.

How about you?

We're finished now.

Nikolai!

Bring the rockets.

The detonator is for you.

Yorgi! The binary agents are mixing.

It will kiIl us all!

Looks like little white mouse.

Bye-bye, little mouse.

Oh, my God.

They did their job and now they were liability.

We don't need anyone talking about our business.

The gas gets sucked through the extractor fans, passed into water...

...and broken down to become, once again, completely harmless.

So quiet.

I know now why they calI it SiIent Night.

Let's get some food.

Find out what's going on!

What the hell was that?

That works.

Fire in the hole.

Sova. What are you doing here, man?

First you set me up in the bar. Then you shoot me in the back.

My boss does it to me. I did it to you. It's a vicious circle.

-You think it's funny? -No, I don't.

You didn't take it personally, did you?

I did what I had to do to get in. We're on the same side, remember?

I'm sorry. I switched sides.

You pushed me too far, Triple X.

And my government doesn't pay quite as well as Yorgi.

WelI, my government pays twice as much--

Did you think you could just waIk into the spy business one day...

-...and have aIl the angles figured out? -What are you gonna do, shoot me?

Where do you want it? In the head, to be quick?

Or in the chest for an open casket, so I can see your heart?

Can I think about it?

What the hell are you doing?

I heard you taIking. I couId tell where you were in the room.

You wanna teIl me what you're doing with the lvans?

What's going on?

There's something I didn't have the time to tell you before.

I'm an agent as weIl.

I'm an agent for FSB, Russian lntelligence.

You know, like your ClA.

-I've been undercover here for two years. -Two years?

What was your plan, to let them die of old age?

There was no plan.

A year and a half ago, Intelligence gets reorganized, and I stop getting orders.

They forget about me. And I did what I must to survive. You understand?

What do I understand? I've been an agent for a week.

But my boss needs to know what we know now.

-Okay? -Okay.

The purpose of this submarine...

...is to deploy a binary nerve agent called Silent Night.

The formula's been missing since the Soviet Union's collapse in '91.

And it can kilI millions.

We knew they were up to something. You found out what it is.

That's exceIlent work, Triple X.

There was never a sweeper team, was there?

If I told you not to jump off the Empire State Building....

-Yeah, you're right. I'd definitely do it. -See? I inspired you.

I'm an authority figure, that's what I'm supposed to do.

Look, my men are on this now.

-It's time for you to come home. -What about YeIena?

I'm not authorized to give her asylum.

But I promise it'll be done by the time you get here.

Come home, Xander. That's an order.

How soon can Yorgi launch this thing?

You were told to go home.

-And your people are handling-- -How soon, Yelena?

Soon. But it's not our problem anymore.

If they get ahead of schedule, it's everyone's problem.

Look, it's impossible.

He's got an army, a fortress. You don't stand a chance.

I've risked my life for a lot of stupid reasons.

This is the first one that makes sense to me.

This is not one of your stunts. You'Il die in this, you know that.

I know that if you don't go back in there...

...he's gonna know something's wrong.

You can't ask me to go back there. You can't.

You want to know something ironic? I volunteered for this assignment.

I wanted to make a difference.

I fought for it.

Then finish it.

Xander.

Remember what I told you after you kissed me?

-Never again? -I lied.

But when you break it down, I'm a simple man, you know?

I'd be happy with a beautifuI Czech girl, house--

Hey, geek! Got new orders from Gibbons. Get in.

-I want aIl that in here. -Done.

The castIe's covered with surveillance cameras.

That's why we cannot get close enough.

Hang on. Hang on.

That's why I need to knock out the communications tower...

...at the base of the mountain.

Now, is there anyone here who knows how to fly a plane?

I can.

Too much turbulence around these mountains!

Just get me in line with that tower!

I'Il do the rest.

Go! Go now!

Viktor! We got company!

Catch him fast. Kill him slow!

Viktor. Viktor!

Nothing like fresh powder.

Yelena, my sweet dove, did you get confused?

Your assignment was to kill the cop after he killed X.

Not good for undercover agent from Russian Intelligence.

I knew about you all along...

...and it was my pIeasure to twist you and use you how I saw fit.

And you.

Of all people, I thought you'd understand...

...what l'm trying to accomplish.

Can you imagine?

Imagine a city like Prague vanishing...

...in cloud of poison gas.

Then Hamburg, London, Washington.

Imagine not knowing who did it or why. And so they turn on each other.

These guys attack those guys. Those guys invade these guys.

Soon, whole world implodes.

Imagine governments disappearing.

And in the end...

...imagine facing absoIute, beautiful freedom.

But neither of you wilI be there to see it.

Like Viktor.

Like KoIya.

Cover me!

Get me out of this thing.

He took the hard drive. He's going to Iaunch Ahab!

Pick one.

Ivan, take out that nest!

You have to turn the safety off.

Hold them off as long as you can.

See you, my friend.

Come on, baby.

Stop! He's got us pinned down.

Shit.

You got a bazooka.

Dude, stop thinking Prague Police...

...and start thinking PlayStation. Blow shit up!

This is not bazooka. This is heat-seeker rocket.

Heat-seeker?

Set it.

The son of a bitch is smoking.

I told him that cigarette would kill him one day. Come on!

Ivan!

Xander!

Learn how to shoot, you piece of shit!

Quick! Help me pull him out!

That thing will hit the city in 30 minutes!

Guys, I need a helicopter.

I need transportation. I need a--

X, there you are. l've been Iooking for you. I gave you everything you wanted.

This thing will damn near fly now.

You reaIly screwed me on this. Gibbons didn't authorize this.

He'Il hang us out to dry. I'Il lose my job--

-Agent Shavers. -Yeah?

I'm gonna give you a field promotion.

Take over, finish the mop-up. You're in charge.

Yes, sir! l'm the man for the job! I won't let you down!

Wait, wait, wait!

Almost forgot the manuaI. You'Il need this.

Hey, X. Go kick some ass.

That thing must be going 80 miles an hour!

How do we stop it?

We can't. The controIs are on the bubble panel on the top.

-You see it? -Yeah.

The hard drive's in there!

You got the manual. See if Shavers put anything in this car we could use.

-He's got very bad handwriting. -Come on.

Flamethrowers, mini-bombs, exploding hubcaps, rocket Iaunchers....

This is a tank. You can't use any of it on Ahab.

SiIent Night only breaks down in deep water.

-I'm gonna have to get on it. -What?

I'm gonna have to get on it.

Our surveilIance puts Ahab 22 minutes outside of Prague.

We should evacuate the city.

Twenty-two minutes to evacuate 1.5 million people?

We'd better caIl air support.

We may need to bIow this thing out of the water.

-Sir, if we hit that thing-- -Then this city wilI die!

And the crisis will be contained!

One city's better than 10.

There's another thing.

There's a blue GTO traveling parallel to Ahab.

Shit! Does this road go back to the river?

Come on! Check the GPS!

Yes, it does! Fifteen miles at the town of Davle!

There's gotta be something here we couId use.

Harpoon gun, parachutes built into seats...

-...ejectable roof. -No.

It's alI useless!

WelI, how far are we?

The river is just beyond the next village.

I'm going straight through. Use the rocket launcher.

-Twenty-two. -Hit it!

That was the flamethrower! Use the rockets!

It's 32! I toId you! I told you he had bad handwriting!

Hit it!

Shavers loaded this thing.

You gotta go back to the manual. We're missing something.

Weapons. There are more weapons here on the back. Look.

-Take the wheel. -What?

-Take the wheel. -You're crazy!

The brake! The brake!

The gas! The gas!

X, what are you doing?

Five minutes to target.

X, talk to me! What are you doing?

-You said there was an ejectable roof. -Yeah, right here.

Hit it!

Shit! lt's out of range!

-There's a bridge! Cross the bridge! -Okay.

Come on.

Come on!

-Got you! -Yes!

-I wish I had a video camera! -What you talking about?

Because this is gonna be one hell of a trick.

Three minutes to target.

One minute to target.

Move! Move! Move!

Out of the way! Out of the way!

Eyes!

Ten seconds to target.

Target in sight.

Call the jets off. Tell the jets to stand down!

Welcome to the Xander zone!

Zero contamination level.

I understand, sir. Yes, I understand. Zero contamination level.

You Yelena?

Mr. Gibbons.

I promised Xander you couId go to America.

I'm a man of my word.

It doesn't make much difference now, does it?

Xander!

He's aIive! He's alive! Come here!

X!

Get a boat, get him out of there.

-Yes, sir. -Go! Move!

-Bora Bora! -What? I can't hear you!

Bora Bora.

Hey.

You're getting burnt.

Xander, you there?

I know you're there, Xander. I've got you here on satellite magnification.

Xander, call me. We got a whole new thing to talk about.

Something very important has come up.

Oh, by the way...

...you passed the test. The Gibbons test.

You gotta be kidding me.