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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,259 --> 00:00:22,770 [Music] 2 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:33,359 no more merry christmas no more happy 3 00:00:28,079 --> 00:00:33,358 holidays this year the celebration ends 4 00:00:34,799 --> 00:00:40,339 all i want for christmas 5 00:00:38,020 --> 00:00:43,449 [Music] 6 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:43,449 [Applause] 7 00:00:43,539 --> 00:01:15,900 [Music] 8 00:01:18,719 --> 00:01:23,280 hurry up martin times are wasted 9 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:25,200 what's the rush die and why do you need 10 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,879 so many bags i didn't have time to 11 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,920 decide what to bring so i just packed 12 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:29,920 everything 13 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:32,079 no wonder these are so heavy it's your 14 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:34,879 entire dorm room oh 15 00:01:32,078 --> 00:01:36,959 hope diana tipped by the pound 16 00:01:34,879 --> 00:01:38,078 less yapping and more packing boys i 17 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:40,000 want to get out of here before any 18 00:01:38,078 --> 00:01:42,639 paranormal weirdness pops up to ruin my 19 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:44,478 christmas vacation ruin that be a dream 20 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,719 come true i mean what could be better 21 00:01:44,478 --> 00:01:50,000 than a paranormal christmas 22 00:01:46,719 --> 00:01:53,560 try two weeks of peace and quiet at home 23 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,560 here let me 24 00:01:54,078 --> 00:01:59,359 job i guess we'll see you after that 25 00:01:56,239 --> 00:01:59,359 all set let's go 26 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:04,320 ah we may actually make it home for 27 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:06,078 christmas this year you know i could 28 00:02:04,319 --> 00:02:09,280 probably scare up some paranormal fun at 29 00:02:06,078 --> 00:02:13,680 home too don't even think about it 30 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:13,680 bye bye happy holidays 31 00:02:14,550 --> 00:02:22,560 [Music] 32 00:02:19,759 --> 00:02:25,759 hey dad just on our way home right uh 33 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:27,520 about that we're not exactly home martin 34 00:02:25,759 --> 00:02:29,280 the expedition uh ran into a bit of a 35 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,560 blizzard so it seems we're going to be 36 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,878 spending christmas here at the north 37 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:34,640 pole oh that's too bad see it new year's 38 00:02:32,878 --> 00:02:36,318 martin step on it 39 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:38,238 sorry diana but your mother and i think 40 00:02:36,318 --> 00:02:40,079 it would be better if you two stayed at 41 00:02:38,239 --> 00:02:42,980 torrington over the break 42 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:46,060 stayed at taurton 43 00:02:42,979 --> 00:02:46,060 [Applause] 44 00:02:46,159 --> 00:02:50,039 are you gonna eat that pudding 45 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:55,140 ah perfect now all i need is a cute girl 46 00:02:54,318 --> 00:02:59,518 to walk through 47 00:02:55,139 --> 00:03:01,359 [Music] 48 00:02:59,519 --> 00:03:03,280 you can't do this 49 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,720 listen we're both very sorry but we 50 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:06,479 think it's for the best look on the 51 00:03:04,719 --> 00:03:08,878 bright side at least you'll have each 52 00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:13,959 other to celebrate with uh 53 00:03:08,878 --> 00:03:13,959 once again another christmas is ruined 54 00:03:17,870 --> 00:03:20,719 [Music] 55 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:23,759 huh looks like we're stuck here in 56 00:03:20,719 --> 00:03:25,280 torrington java oh you spent christmas 57 00:03:23,759 --> 00:03:27,039 with java 58 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:30,640 i don't know java i'm still recovering 59 00:03:27,039 --> 00:03:30,639 from your thanksgiving ham loaf 60 00:03:30,959 --> 00:03:34,719 martin diana you'll be having christmas 61 00:03:32,799 --> 00:03:36,560 with us at the center end of discussion 62 00:03:34,719 --> 00:03:38,959 the festivities commence promptly at 63 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:41,120 seven well at least it beats eating in 64 00:03:38,959 --> 00:03:43,039 the dining hall with snow for brains 65 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,640 add two more places at the table billy 66 00:03:43,039 --> 00:03:47,439 diana and martin will be joining us for 67 00:03:44,639 --> 00:03:50,000 christmas christmas with martin oh this 68 00:03:47,439 --> 00:03:52,000 is the best present ever 69 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,519 you know what i'll uh meet you guys 70 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,280 there 71 00:03:53,519 --> 00:03:57,599 don't tell me you forgot to do your 72 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:59,199 christmas shopping again i always wait 73 00:03:57,598 --> 00:04:01,839 to the last minute it's a tradition 74 00:03:59,199 --> 00:04:01,839 drama let's go 75 00:04:09,519 --> 00:04:13,680 huh 76 00:04:09,909 --> 00:04:14,409 [Music] 77 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:20,079 what 78 00:04:14,409 --> 00:04:23,439 [Music] 79 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:25,759 oh come on there's got to be some place 80 00:04:23,439 --> 00:04:25,759 open 81 00:04:26,639 --> 00:04:30,000 i guess everybody's getting stamps again 82 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:32,479 hey kid 83 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:35,360 i couldn't help overhearing your dilemma 84 00:04:32,478 --> 00:04:35,359 looking for presents 85 00:04:36,430 --> 00:04:39,569 [Music] 86 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:43,720 it's just a little further 87 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:48,879 do you have a shop in the alley 88 00:04:46,879 --> 00:04:50,000 i don't have a shop i'm a traveling 89 00:04:48,879 --> 00:04:53,839 salesman 90 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,839 jingle gym at your service 91 00:04:55,600 --> 00:05:00,000 cool van it's a sleigh 92 00:05:00,399 --> 00:05:04,638 i've only got a few left they've been 93 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:06,160 very popular 94 00:05:04,639 --> 00:05:08,639 oh what's inside 95 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:10,479 don't open it you'll spoil the surprise 96 00:05:08,639 --> 00:05:12,720 then how will i know if they like it 97 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:15,519 don't worry i guarantee it will be a 98 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:19,600 present no one will forget 99 00:05:15,519 --> 00:05:19,599 huh fine i'll take four 100 00:05:20,399 --> 00:05:24,399 here 101 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:27,919 take one for yourself oh this is awesome 102 00:05:24,399 --> 00:05:27,918 you just saved christmas 103 00:05:29,439 --> 00:05:33,560 don't be so certain 104 00:05:36,649 --> 00:05:41,758 [Music] 105 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:44,800 agent martinez put the eggnog fountain 106 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:46,800 next to the log no make it three turtle 107 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,639 doves 108 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,919 somebody call engineering we need more 109 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:52,160 tinsel 110 00:05:49,918 --> 00:05:53,759 is it me or does it look like mom is 111 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,880 actually having fun 112 00:05:53,759 --> 00:05:58,319 [Music] 113 00:05:54,879 --> 00:06:00,319 hey marty what do you think 114 00:05:58,319 --> 00:06:04,080 somebody call santa i think he lost a 115 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:05,360 helper i think it's cute billy 116 00:06:04,079 --> 00:06:07,359 cute enough to meet me under the 117 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:09,919 mistletoe later 118 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:11,919 sorry not that cute 119 00:06:09,918 --> 00:06:13,038 can't blame a guy for trying anyway 120 00:06:11,918 --> 00:06:14,799 here's mom's schedule for the 121 00:06:13,038 --> 00:06:16,478 festivities first off is the gift 122 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,478 exchange followed by the fruitcake 123 00:06:16,478 --> 00:06:19,599 eating competition then a tree trimming 124 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:22,159 ceremony 125 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:24,160 you left off caroline that omission was 126 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,480 no mistake it's my least favorite 127 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,800 holiday activity 128 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:31,639 [Music] 129 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:31,639 1800 hours time to exchange gifts 130 00:06:32,550 --> 00:06:36,079 [Music] 131 00:06:34,110 --> 00:06:37,759 [Applause] 132 00:06:36,079 --> 00:06:39,439 these commemorative alien eyeball 133 00:06:37,759 --> 00:06:40,800 ornaments will be collector's items 134 00:06:39,439 --> 00:06:42,879 someday 135 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:45,120 thanks mom 136 00:06:42,879 --> 00:06:46,478 i got everyone pocket organizers aren't 137 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:49,759 they great 138 00:06:46,478 --> 00:06:52,139 oh yeah just what i always wanted i hope 139 00:06:49,759 --> 00:06:54,319 you like them i made them myself 140 00:06:52,139 --> 00:06:57,038 [Music] 141 00:06:54,319 --> 00:06:58,800 apparently so did java 142 00:06:57,038 --> 00:07:02,639 wooden penguin 143 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:05,680 uh thanks job it's very laggy my turn 144 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:08,639 you guys are gonna love these 145 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:10,160 don't tell me stamps again oh contraire 146 00:07:08,639 --> 00:07:11,680 i've been given a personal guarantee 147 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:15,520 that this will make your christmas wish 148 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:15,519 come true go ahead open them 149 00:07:15,598 --> 00:07:19,120 please don't be lame please don't be 150 00:07:16,879 --> 00:07:19,120 lame 151 00:07:20,319 --> 00:07:24,240 christmas comes but once a year a time 152 00:07:22,399 --> 00:07:26,478 of mirth good luck and cheer but when 153 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:28,879 the clock strikes midnight clear a big 154 00:07:26,478 --> 00:07:30,560 surprise awaits you here 155 00:07:28,879 --> 00:07:32,639 you wrote us a poem 156 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:35,038 i don't believe it that little troll 157 00:07:32,639 --> 00:07:37,680 tricked me oh come on margaret i think 158 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:40,879 it's a great present very cryptic 159 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:44,670 hey check it out we're stuck together 160 00:07:40,879 --> 00:07:54,399 uh martin we are stuck together 161 00:07:44,670 --> 00:07:56,080 [Music] 162 00:07:54,399 --> 00:07:57,198 why is everything so loud all of a 163 00:07:56,079 --> 00:08:00,800 sudden 164 00:07:57,199 --> 00:08:00,800 and why are you looking at me like that 165 00:08:05,199 --> 00:08:12,120 what's happening 166 00:08:06,879 --> 00:08:12,120 ow there must be a cause for this 167 00:08:12,399 --> 00:08:16,318 martin what have you done to us i didn't 168 00:08:14,959 --> 00:08:18,638 do anything it must have been the 169 00:08:16,319 --> 00:08:20,080 presents obviously you're the only one 170 00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:22,560 that didn't open one and you're 171 00:08:20,079 --> 00:08:24,240 perfectly fine fine in case you hadn't 172 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:28,478 noticed there's an alien stuck to my 173 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:31,280 back all i can say is you better change 174 00:08:28,478 --> 00:08:34,479 diana are you okay i'm giving myself a 175 00:08:31,279 --> 00:08:36,240 headache huh welcome to my world 176 00:08:34,479 --> 00:08:38,240 don't you see the things everyone wanted 177 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:40,399 for christmas have been twisted around 178 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:42,320 you wanted peace and quiet you got noise 179 00:08:40,399 --> 00:08:44,639 java wanted a white christmas now he has 180 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:47,278 a heat wave mom wanted no singing now 181 00:08:44,639 --> 00:08:49,278 she's the choir but i wanted a christmas 182 00:08:47,278 --> 00:08:51,439 with martin and that's exactly what i 183 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:53,200 got don't they always say be careful 184 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:55,120 what you wish for now you're stuck with 185 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:57,360 me permanently it took your christmas 186 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,320 wish and turned it against you 187 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:01,120 hmm 188 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:02,720 funny picture 189 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:05,200 let's see what the legend dex has to say 190 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:09,839 about this 191 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:09,839 you watch activated legend x selected 192 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:18,279 that's him that's jingle jim according 193 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:20,000 to the legend x his real name is 194 00:09:18,278 --> 00:09:22,480 magelgnidge 195 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:24,320 he's a genuine evil elf who appears 196 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:26,320 every hundred years to spread mayhem and 197 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:27,680 misery with each one of his hundred evil 198 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,839 presents 199 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:30,639 that's it i'm going back to town to find 200 00:09:29,839 --> 00:09:33,279 him 201 00:09:30,639 --> 00:09:35,278 not by yourself ow 202 00:09:33,278 --> 00:09:36,639 not by yourself i'm not gonna let you 203 00:09:35,278 --> 00:09:39,759 mess this up so i'm stuck like this 204 00:09:36,639 --> 00:09:42,399 forever oh can i go too uh don't think 205 00:09:39,759 --> 00:09:46,399 we have much of a choice there billy 206 00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:46,399 i'm not so loud oh sorry 207 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:51,839 mommy is everything okay you haven't 208 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:53,600 said uh saying a word 209 00:09:51,839 --> 00:09:55,279 i won't speak unless i have to i won't 210 00:09:53,600 --> 00:10:00,040 speak unless i have to i won't speak 211 00:09:55,278 --> 00:10:00,039 unless i have dude don't ask me again 212 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:10,560 oh over here is where he parked a sleigh 213 00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:13,019 over where it's gone 214 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:14,559 it was right here i swear 215 00:10:13,019 --> 00:10:17,278 [Music] 216 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:19,679 ah guys a lost sleigh is the least of 217 00:10:17,278 --> 00:10:21,360 our concerns look at all these people 218 00:10:19,679 --> 00:10:22,958 well guess we're not the only freaks in 219 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:25,519 town they must have gotten presents from 220 00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:27,199 our little elf friend too 221 00:10:25,519 --> 00:10:29,039 what's wrong with her 222 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:31,519 she must have wished for two front teeth 223 00:10:29,039 --> 00:10:33,599 only went way wrong what are we gonna do 224 00:10:31,519 --> 00:10:35,360 now uh let's just hope for the best 225 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:39,759 after all maybe the elf's curse is only 226 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:41,519 temporary why do i seriously doubt that 227 00:10:39,759 --> 00:10:44,639 can you turn that thing to vibrate or 228 00:10:41,519 --> 00:10:46,399 something sorry hey mom what's up 229 00:10:44,639 --> 00:10:48,879 we found some new info 230 00:10:46,399 --> 00:10:51,679 about the jingle gym and when it strikes 231 00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:54,480 midnight he will disappear a hundred 232 00:10:51,679 --> 00:10:56,239 years will pass until he does return so 233 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,839 if you don't find him in time will stay 234 00:10:56,240 --> 00:11:01,039 like this for good 235 00:10:57,839 --> 00:11:02,640 oh jingle bell jingle bell 236 00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:05,278 sorry 237 00:11:02,639 --> 00:11:07,120 oh this is bad this is very bad i like 238 00:11:05,278 --> 00:11:12,120 you martin but i can't stay like this 239 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:12,120 forever find the l4l 240 00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:16,958 boy i've never seen mom so angry 241 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:18,799 don't worry i got us into this mess and 242 00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:20,399 i'm gonna get us out all we have to do 243 00:11:18,799 --> 00:11:21,919 is find the creep and get him to reverse 244 00:11:20,399 --> 00:11:24,480 the spell 245 00:11:21,919 --> 00:11:26,879 that's all i'm so relieved how are we 246 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:28,240 gonna find him easy we follow the slay 247 00:11:26,879 --> 00:11:32,259 tracks 248 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:32,259 [Music] 249 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:38,019 after all how hard can it be to find a 250 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:41,100 three foot tall elf 251 00:11:38,019 --> 00:11:41,100 [Music] 252 00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:50,009 [Music] 253 00:11:54,559 --> 00:12:01,000 after all how hard can it be to find a 254 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:01,000 three-foot tall elf 255 00:12:04,169 --> 00:12:10,719 [Music] 256 00:12:06,389 --> 00:12:12,879 [Laughter] 257 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:15,200 you can just leave me here martin uh 258 00:12:12,879 --> 00:12:17,200 nice try billy 259 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,959 i hear something 260 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,240 i don't hear anything it's probably just 261 00:12:18,958 --> 00:12:22,319 your imagination 262 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:24,639 uh last time i checked you don't have 263 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:26,160 elephant ears i'm serious something's 264 00:12:24,639 --> 00:12:29,519 out there 265 00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:29,519 okay you might be right 266 00:12:32,639 --> 00:12:35,278 who's there 267 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:42,480 okay this can't be good hey kid how'd 268 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:44,319 those presents work out for ya i came 269 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:47,759 for a refund 270 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:49,200 sorry kid no returns tried back in 100 271 00:12:47,759 --> 00:12:51,278 years 272 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:53,200 listen up buddy i'm not gonna let some 273 00:12:51,278 --> 00:12:55,039 two-bit stocking stuffer put one over on 274 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:58,480 me you're gonna change everything back 275 00:12:55,039 --> 00:13:03,159 to the way it was or or what you have no 276 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:03,159 idea who you're dealing with 277 00:13:05,649 --> 00:13:08,819 [Music] 278 00:13:10,879 --> 00:13:20,600 ugh what is he the worst kind of ugly 279 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:20,600 time to spread a little christmas cheer 280 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:40,638 [Music] 281 00:13:38,159 --> 00:13:43,759 real scary what are you gonna do follow 282 00:13:40,639 --> 00:13:43,759 us into submission 283 00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:51,360 oh i see killer robot elves maybe we 284 00:13:47,839 --> 00:13:51,360 should run good idea 285 00:13:57,759 --> 00:14:03,700 what now 286 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:03,700 [Applause] 287 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:13,480 now i know what an ornament feels like 288 00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:13,479 what's that noise 289 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:20,919 uh that would be the sound of impending 290 00:14:17,919 --> 00:14:20,919 doom 291 00:14:39,919 --> 00:14:43,958 okay time to bail 292 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,759 or maybe not 293 00:14:56,078 --> 00:14:59,439 oh that's just perfect impeccable timing 294 00:14:58,159 --> 00:15:01,439 martin 295 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:03,839 come on this way guess this means you 296 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:06,380 don't have a plan just quit complaining 297 00:15:03,839 --> 00:15:09,509 and follow my lead 298 00:15:06,379 --> 00:15:09,509 [Music] 299 00:15:10,799 --> 00:15:15,039 but these things chop down a tree how is 300 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:17,759 a gingerbread house gonna hold them off 301 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:19,759 easy it's stale oh 302 00:15:17,759 --> 00:15:21,519 i don't care how much it hurts if jingle 303 00:15:19,759 --> 00:15:23,679 jim brings anything else to life i'm 304 00:15:21,519 --> 00:15:26,879 gonna scream speaking of jingle jim 305 00:15:23,679 --> 00:15:28,419 where did he go 306 00:15:26,879 --> 00:15:32,720 he's gone 307 00:15:28,419 --> 00:15:35,039 [Music] 308 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:37,199 [Laughter] 309 00:15:35,039 --> 00:15:40,159 oh what are we gonna do now this is 310 00:15:37,198 --> 00:15:41,758 terrible calm down die the legend says 311 00:15:40,159 --> 00:15:44,319 jingle gym doesn't disappear until 312 00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:44,320 midnight 313 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:53,428 that will be soon 314 00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:53,429 [Music] 315 00:15:54,639 --> 00:15:56,879 ow 316 00:15:57,210 --> 00:16:04,000 [Music] 317 00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:07,519 oh we'll never find him in all of this 318 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:09,679 there's just too many places to hide 319 00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:12,959 you watch activated 320 00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:12,958 alpha goggles selected 321 00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:17,039 finding that else cold heart in this 322 00:16:15,198 --> 00:16:21,479 heat shouldn't be a problem 323 00:16:17,039 --> 00:16:21,480 infrared great idea martin 324 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:26,639 i got him he's inside this one 325 00:16:28,078 --> 00:16:31,359 santa's workshop 326 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,679 could he have picked a more obvious 327 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,680 place to hide 328 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:42,879 no more christmas no more toys time to 329 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:42,879 trick the girls and boys 330 00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:47,600 time is running out for you soon i'll be 331 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:51,399 gone and your christmas will be 332 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:51,399 permanently ruined 333 00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:57,198 you want activated x-ray selected who 334 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,199 said you were leaving 335 00:16:59,278 --> 00:17:05,160 hello a much i didn't think he would 336 00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:05,159 move 337 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:11,120 [Music] 338 00:17:08,558 --> 00:17:11,119 where'd he go 339 00:17:11,199 --> 00:17:16,439 he's still in here i can hear his wheezy 340 00:17:13,439 --> 00:17:16,439 breath 341 00:17:18,509 --> 00:17:22,640 [Music] 342 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,880 come on out you little creep what are 343 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,759 you afraid of 344 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:31,559 hey 345 00:17:25,759 --> 00:17:31,558 me afraid i'm only having fun 346 00:17:32,269 --> 00:17:35,328 [Music] 347 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:47,119 [Music] 348 00:17:44,319 --> 00:17:47,119 we need cover 349 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:03,279 oh this is cold martin turn around i'm 350 00:18:02,079 --> 00:18:06,240 getting wet 351 00:18:03,279 --> 00:18:09,759 i can't belly we're stuck it's a white 352 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:11,359 christmas after all 353 00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:12,839 i thought elves were supposed to be 354 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:16,159 helpful and make 355 00:18:12,839 --> 00:18:17,839 presents not this one doll at least not 356 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:19,840 since that bowl full of jelly santa 357 00:18:17,839 --> 00:18:21,759 threw me out of the workshop oh we'll be 358 00:18:19,839 --> 00:18:23,918 stuck like this forever 359 00:18:21,759 --> 00:18:25,119 oh forget it billy the style crampage 360 00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:27,520 factor for having a little green man 361 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:31,279 stuck your back is way too extreme as in 362 00:18:27,519 --> 00:18:34,319 stuck forever is not an option 100 years 363 00:18:31,279 --> 00:18:36,399 100 presents i have to say kids this has 364 00:18:34,319 --> 00:18:40,599 been my best christmas ever sorry i 365 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:42,960 can't stick around to enjoy your misery 366 00:18:40,599 --> 00:18:45,439 [Music] 367 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:46,960 that's it there's still one more present 368 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,919 billy can you reach inside my coat 369 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,558 pocket 370 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:53,679 i think so martin what's going on i'm 371 00:18:50,558 --> 00:18:53,678 getting us out of this 372 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:57,240 [Music] 373 00:18:55,119 --> 00:19:11,608 oh 374 00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:11,608 [Music] 375 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:22,548 [Music] 376 00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:38,538 [Music] 377 00:19:38,558 --> 00:19:43,119 no wait what are you doing christmas 378 00:19:40,798 --> 00:19:44,879 comes but once a year a time of mirth 379 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:47,038 good luck and cheer but when the clock 380 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:50,760 strikes midnight clear a big surprise 381 00:19:47,038 --> 00:19:50,759 awaits you here 382 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:57,879 we're too late we blew it 383 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,158 ah 384 00:20:10,558 --> 00:20:14,480 my ears what happened how did you make 385 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:17,200 everything normal again don't you 386 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:19,440 believe in miracles with you never i 387 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:21,519 want answers i completely forgot jingle 388 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:23,279 jim gave me a present too all i had to 389 00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:24,558 do was open it and my christmas wish 390 00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:25,519 would get twisted just like everyone 391 00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:27,759 else's 392 00:20:25,519 --> 00:20:30,319 what did he wish for what do you think a 393 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:35,319 paranormal filled christmas which is now 394 00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:35,319 exactly the opposite of what i got 395 00:20:35,779 --> 00:20:42,730 [Music] 396 00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:42,730 [Laughter] 397 00:20:44,319 --> 00:20:47,519 good work martin 398 00:20:45,839 --> 00:20:49,359 need i remind everyone that it was 399 00:20:47,519 --> 00:20:51,679 martin and his stupid presence that got 400 00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:53,839 us into all this in the first place well 401 00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:56,960 it's the thought that counts to make it 402 00:20:53,839 --> 00:20:58,158 up i have new presents for everyone 403 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,240 i'll pass 404 00:20:58,159 --> 00:21:03,480 go ahead it's completely paranormal free 405 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,480 i promise 406 00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:09,119 what is this 407 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:11,600 it's my solemn oath to never give out 408 00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:13,759 mystery presents again 409 00:21:11,599 --> 00:21:16,319 i think that's a present we can all 410 00:21:13,759 --> 00:21:18,720 enjoy now then billy what's next on the 411 00:21:16,319 --> 00:21:20,750 agenda 412 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:23,120 the fruitcake eating contest 413 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:26,109 [Music] 414 00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:29,219 excellent i'll go get the chainsaw 415 00:21:26,109 --> 00:21:29,219 [Music] 416 00:21:35,079 --> 00:21:54,980 [Music] 417 00:21:54,369 --> 00:22:02,268 [Applause] 418 00:21:54,980 --> 00:22:02,269 [Music] 419 00:22:02,798 --> 00:22:04,879 you 27810

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