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吵啊！
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衰仔！还不起身！开学啦！
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吵啊？
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老爸，对不起呀！
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你今年留班，要跟你妹妹同班了
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多跟你妹妹学习一下！
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你要生性啊，阿仔！
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不要以为爸爸是学校校董
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你呀要洁身自爱！
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司机和车都留给你用
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谢谢老爸！
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哥，我这衣漂不漂亮？
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颜色又挺很新鲜啊！
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是啊！新鲜，新鲜！
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校长，早！
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还早？都上课了，动作快一点！
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谢地同学！ 校长！
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谢天同学，好久不见了！
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招待不周啊，慢慢走！
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大哥，快点啦，来不及上课了
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还来得及，急，慢慢走！
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上课了，走快点！
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唉！今天一定迟到了
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电器仔！
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白逸梦！
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我们今年又同一班了
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我让你先！你排我前面吧！
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都一样嘛！
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电器仔！上不了公车了？
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上车吧，我送你去！
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哎！好呀，顺便送她！
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你没看见我车只有两个位子呀？
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在女生面前逞英雄，上车吧！
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你坐吧，我搭公车就行啦！
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好吧！那就学校见喽！
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好啊！
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拜拜！ 拜拜！
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哎，小姐，车来了！可以上车了！
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哎！快一点啦！车子快跑掉了啦！
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你们放暑假可爽了啦，
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但是我可惨了！一点收入也没有！
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今年开始帮他们做功课呀
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哎，推旁边不行的，要推后面！
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推快点！
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哎！你力气真不小耶！
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哦，放学啊我还是送你回家
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老板，你放心！
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收了你的钱
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反正今年我不想再留级了
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哦！考试得靠自己啰！
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不过呢，我一定帮你想办法作弊！
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它又吃你钱呐？
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我会把你破坏公物的罪行公开
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你的罪证啊，会刊在校刊上
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走狗我倒是见多啦！
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那么胖的狗啊，我还没看过呢
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你忘了拿汽水啦！
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你口渴，你裤裆也渴，
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整条裤都是了
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我不惜代价会对付你的！
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你们己经是高中生了还那么贪玩
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看到学姐
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人家说长江后浪「推」前浪
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就看你们这德性啊？
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比起我在高中的时候
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看看你们这形象，穿鞋不穿袜
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那块垫膊比芒果还要大
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面无血色，家里不给饭吃呀？
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看看你们的头发
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跟堆稻草似的，一点风格都没有！
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就连癞痢都比你们好看！
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要留头发就应该清爽脱俗
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又端庄，就像我一样啊....
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她们快来了！快点！快点！...
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不要弄了嘛！
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参赛小姐出场，
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她最喜欢扮漂亮，摆款
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因为她不扮就不漂亮
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哇...也挺好看的
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二号何金宝
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大会根据她的头发
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己经取消她参赛的资格
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我要去告诉校长
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三号白逸梦，最喜欢看文艺小说
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整天在做白日梦
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四号！大肚婆？
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班主任来了！
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老师，早！...
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新学期都开始了
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老师！我们生了好多性！
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生了几多啊？
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这么多啊！
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哇！伟大！
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那个同学还没有来报到啊？
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有！李时珍
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说她订不到机位，回不来了
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开学了还去旅行啊？
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谁叫的餐蛋面？
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这里啊！
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吴成材，收起来！
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我在这间教室
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你就在这儿坐了五年
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为什么你不好好用功念书
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也不能说是浪费青春！老师
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很多人都是大器晚成啊
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像列根和邓小平一样
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过了七十才成大器
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我现在才二十七嘛
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各位同学早...！
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梁老师，阻你少少时间？
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没问题，校长！
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过了漫长的暑假
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我很高兴在这里跟大家再度见面
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你当然高兴啦，又可以收学费了
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学费不准欠，还得努力读书
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但是大家千万不能忘记
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有什么活动啊？
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你们这班非常幸运！
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被我选中参加筹款晚会的演出
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又要筹款呐？
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能不能分红啊？
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又要我们当「交际花」
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根据记录你们这班
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这也就表示呢
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那就表示很空闲！
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既然这么空闲，就为学校做表演
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这次筹款是很有意义的
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是为了我的校长室
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这关我们什么事啊？
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关啊，我们舒服，教书认真
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最后得益的还是你们
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考大学都容易点
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不过这件事情啊
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这是筹款晚会的入场券
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每个人推销一本
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哇！整本啊？
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每本呢，五十张
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一张呢，才二佰块
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谢谢各位...！
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没想到反应那么热烈啊
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校长！校长啦！
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你家里失火了！
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是谢天把我弄成这个样子的
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他自以为是校董的儿子
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就可以胡作非为！
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我要告他！我要告他！
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好呀...！
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谢天，跟我到校长室去
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我？ 走啊！
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你年纪也不小了
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怎么一点头脑也没有啊！
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在全班同学面前这样子搞
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简直不把我放在眼里嘛
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我老实告诉你
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如果你这样子搞下去
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对不起！我知道错了！
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下次不可以哦
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一定！
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最重要是你在校董面前
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那你要不要听话？ 听！
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要不要乖？ 乖乖...！
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美人啊！
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好正点啊！
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日本妹呀....一定是日本妹！
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也可能是唐妹
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所谓你食古不化
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难怪你还认识不到女孩子
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只想着香港小学的女同学
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因为我是中国人嘛
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姐！
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你看，唐妹吧！ 啊？
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姐姐
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两个！我们不用抢了
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姐，来嘛！游泳池的水不咸
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那个留给你了
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干吗拉我走？
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你心理变态呀
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要用手摸到才算正常啊？
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追女孩子要光明正大嘛！
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她走啦！
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追呀！
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先收拾东西！
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你收拾好，就来找我！
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那我就把它丢到水里去！
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姐姐，你来了好几天
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到南洋来，就是要晒太阳的嘛！
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你这样怎么晒呀？
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南洋的太阳太毒了呀
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我要打个电话订机位啊！
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我开学啦！
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到那边去借个电话好了！
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打扰了！我想借电话一用 好！
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她姐姐还在耶
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靓女！她又回来啦！
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真的？让我看看吧！
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他们说后天的班机只有一个机位
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那我先回香港了
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好啊，反正我还没晒够！
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我要立刻拿护照
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你知道怎么搭车啊？
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知道了！
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那个唐妹要走了！
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追呀！
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好在那个还在晒没跟着去
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那边有间更衣室
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我也要去换！ 好！
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就是这里！
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快点！快点换，不然那个唐妹跑了
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她的泳衣很漂亮耶！
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她不穿泳衣更漂亮！
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你听我说呀，唐妹都很机灵的！
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跟她们是不用谈感情的
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等一下开你车出去找找她
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她不一定肯上车
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她不肯上车的原因只有一个
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就是因为你太丑了
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又是我丑啊？
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不信啊，我跟你赌一百块
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看看等下她会跟谁
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好啊！赌就赌吧！
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以我的魅力，你肯定会输的
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好啦！走啦！ 先小便！
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奇怪！这男厕所里面
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我的天！这是女厕所...
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小姐小姐！让我送你一程？
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坐你车没问题呀
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没问题！
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除非这个肥佬先下车
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肥佬？
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那里有肥佬啊？
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你就是肥佬啊
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我呀？
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对呀，我喜欢二人世界！
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二人世界！喂！你下车啦！
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好了好了！今天游戏到此为止
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我们回去吧
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你脸皮怎么这么厚？
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小姐，到哪去呀？
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航空公司！ 好的！
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哎呀！我怎么办呢？
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重色轻友！
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我也无法解释，何故痴痴己着迷
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无尽探索设法想知她的一切
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她的形象，像个缤纷的夏季
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如何笑着叫着躺着都发出光辉
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笑过谈过许多，仍有千千个话题
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无论那处也会想她一生一世
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光阴流逝，没法将她代替
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如何叫住挽住不让夕阳西
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愿化身啖绿湖水
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唤叫那浪花维系
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浮住那太阳，浪里躺莫再低
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愿化身浪漫云彩...
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我要回香港去了
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回香港？现在？
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呵！明天早上！
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你有空送我到机场吗？
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没问题呀！
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你是我这里最好的朋友
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我会写信给你，寄到你学校去
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好啊，不过我懒得回信
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走吧！
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留住了太阳
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留住了梦里的夏季
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我自己进去
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你不必送我啦，拜拜！
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拜拜
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拜拜！
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他还在这里
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干吗老盯着我看呢？
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他是不是瞎子呀？
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又不像啊！
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可是不管我到哪里
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难道他是白痴呀？
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不会的，我不喜欢白痴的
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其中包括二名商界
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正一跛脚鸭！
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喂！我正在上课，放学见
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你是不是很浪漫？
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我喜欢自由自在
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有一次八号风球，
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跟风浪搏斗了一夜
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有没有拾贝壳啊？
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只有回一条命
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放了学以后，陪我去图书馆好吗？
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无论天涯海角，我都会陪你去
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你的名字是不是叫家明？
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我知道一定是的
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不要做白日梦！
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太离谱了吧，真没品德！
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有人的嘛！
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我要把这件事情都公布出来
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我要告你！
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我是逼不得己的！
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你为什么喜欢我呀？
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爱是不问为何！
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好肉麻哦！
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情是这样肉麻
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你不怕我起鸡皮疙瘩扎死你呀
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玫瑰花够漂亮，照样扎死人
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家明？
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嘉鸣？
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不是叫我吗？
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其实我真的好喜欢你
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哎呀！大庭广众之下
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真羞死人啦！
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你也会害羞呀？
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校长，你看！
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我要查一下这件事情
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没有！我只是帮忙！ 走！
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这本小说终于被我找到了耶
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还好我先霸了位子
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谢谢我啊！
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用心做我的功课啊？
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用心开支票给我啊！
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00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,720
上款是写你公司的名字啊？
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写我老爸的名字
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你有那么孝顺呀？
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为了逃税嘛
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难怪你舍不得升级
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帮人家做功课赚钱，
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这是新兴行业
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连大学生都没我赚得多
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珍姐，你那么远回来我替你洗尘
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去哪儿洗呀？
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00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,480
下游泳池洗啦！
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00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,200
哇！ 谢谢你送给我的泳衣
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00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:40,200
我好喜欢哦！我穿着刚刚好耶
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哇塞！好美哦！
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好正点呐！
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好好漂亮啊！
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人长大了，身材都不同了！
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嗯！我同意你的说法
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哇！
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好性感，我真想亲她一下耶
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嗯！我也想！
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00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,760
哎！你变态呀！她是你妹妹耶！
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我是说阿珍！
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我的功课呢？
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在这里！
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00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,640
你帮我想办法追阿珍
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我付钱给你
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不收钱也可以
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不过你要让我追你妹妹
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你就想呀
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要追就追那个！
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珍姐...
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你回来主持大局就好啦！
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00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,200
那些臭男生就没得作威作福
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我又可以风骚了！
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00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,640
皮都皱了，上去洗澡吧！
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00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,000
她们要洗澡！有戏看了！
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哎！让开...！
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对不起...！
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哎！你搞什么鬼呀？
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进来！
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00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,480
把书柜拉开！
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你先洗好了！
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00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,600
你可以用我大哥的浴室
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00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,720
大哥，浴室借用一下哦
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没问题！
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00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,920
你去洗吧，我回房间啰
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00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,840
从小学五年级开始呀
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00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,120
凡是到我家游泳的女孩子呀
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00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,920
全让我看过了！ 啊！
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00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,360
她看不到你的！
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00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,920
坐下！
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00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,280
一场宾主，我才让你看一会哦
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她开始洗澡，你就要走啦！
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00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,960
哎！你妹妹房间有没有这设备呀？
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没有！
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00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,840
珍姐，你先不要洗啦
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00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,480
哎！你的妹妹知道你的秘密呀
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00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,800
快把书柜拉好！快！
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00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,920
什么事啊？
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00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,440
好痒啊！ 那你先洗好了！
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00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,360
根本就没事嘛，做贼心虚
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00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,520
妈，不要煮我的饭了
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00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,360
哦！你在哪儿吃饭呢？
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00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,800
在飞机上！我要回香港
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00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,160
回香港？
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00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,400
我要回香港读书
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00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,640
哎呀！你好不容易
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00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,120
你又回香港读什么？
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00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,800
我要回香港读中学
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00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,840
嗨！你妈妈我啊，想尽了办法
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00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,960
你现在要回去
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00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,400
这儿有什么不好啊？
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00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,080
在这进进出出全是洋鬼子
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00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,200
我看你才是见鬼了呢
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00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,040
妈，你不会明白的
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00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,840
我喜欢阿珍，我走啦！
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00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:19,640
阿珍！
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00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,040
哎...香港很湿热的啊！
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00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,280
哇！你们家的浴缸那么大
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00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,120
我昨天在里面洗澡
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00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:37,760
哎！昨晚有没有作恶梦？
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00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:38,960
简直发高烧！
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00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,040
反胃呀！
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00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,080
借笔记让我抄好吧吗?
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00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,360
喂! 你的梦中情人啊
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00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,600
哗! 看我的
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00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:01,400
神经病
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00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,680
李时珍小姐，
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可以! 但我不会去
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00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,280
嚣张! 你以为你是谁?
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00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,520
巴辣珍也不算什么，虚有其名
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00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,600
糟了! 我的衬衫啊
409
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,040
这个蛋挺新鲜的呢
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00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,840
谁叫你让我火大了
411
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,120
好! 让我帮你熄火
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00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,840
哗! 女人啊
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00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:45,920
非礼啊!
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00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:32,200
如果我拿这件衣服上去
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00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,400
可能他不在家
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00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,240
或者他在家呐！
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00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,320
小姐，你找谁呀？
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00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,640
阿婆，你掉了件衣服下来
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00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,880
哦！谢谢啊！真是谢谢你啊！
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00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:13,640
不客气！
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00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,040
衣服弄脏你的手了
422
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,520
你进来，我拿毛巾给你擦一擦
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00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,120
小姐，请你等一等啊！ 哦！
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00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,360
小姐呀，小姐
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00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,920
你不舒服啊？
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00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,040
上课了！
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00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,120
各位同学，早！
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00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,760
老师，早！
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00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,240
昨天我叫班长通知大家
430
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,600
为什么有些男生没有穿？
431
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,760
老师啊，一个大男人穿这种衣服
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00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,320
不会吧，很漂亮！
433
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,880
对呀，我也觉得自己不错耶
434
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,160
老师，我迟到了！
435
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:47,480
你为什么迟到？
436
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:48,560
睡过头啰
437
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:49,960
你老是这个样子！
438
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,440
不是啦！就早上才睡过头！
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00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:53,840
老师！
440
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,400
你为什么又迟到？
441
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,800
有一个男生，他一直跟着我耶
442
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,680
跟你迟到有什么关系？
443
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,120
因为那个男生...
444
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,520
他跟得太慢了！
445
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,960
如果人到齐了，我们就开始跳舞
446
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,280
跳舞？
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00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,040
一起跳！
448
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:19,200
1，2，3，4，5，6，7，8，
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00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,760
这张是我的良民证
450
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:26,000
不行啊！有良民证
451
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,640
这个是我在
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00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,880
不行啊！香港就快成为中国特区
453
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,000
教育局不会承认外国学历的
454
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,360
我有香港出生证明文件
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00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,600
不行啊，教育是不分种族岐视
456
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,320
你在香港出生
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00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,040
我一次交全年的学费
458
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,760
既然教育不分种族歧视
459
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,200
所谓有教无类
460
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:54,960
你又那么有诚意
461
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:56,000
马上上课
462
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,720
谢谢啊！谢谢校长！
463
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:05,320
1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8
464
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,800
1.2.3.4...
465
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,720
哎！老师他真是越看越帅了！
466
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,200
谢谢你啦！
467
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,400
我又不是说你！我是说老师？
468
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:19,840
是呀！ 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8
469
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:24,520
1.2.3.4.5.6.7...
470
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,000
我不跳啦！
471
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,520
这位同学，你有什么问题？
472
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,480
老师啊，我们跟女人一样
473
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,320
嗯！请你跟以前的老师一样
474
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,560
教我们打篮球
475
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,560
老师呀，下个月我们
476
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,120
现在的赔率是一比十
477
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,840
再不练球我们就输惨啦！
478
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,120
你们是不是很想羸这场篮球比赛？
479
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,240
当然啦！
480
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,520
我想你们一定以为
481
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,000
呵！对呀！
482
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,720
好，你四肢够发达
483
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,720
试试看，做这个动作
484
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,360
哎！这好像打篮球上篮一样容易嘛
485
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,800
好！你做做看！
486
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,320
好，做得很好！
487
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,080
我们来做五十次
488
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,800
我做一次，你们大家跟着做一次
489
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,240
来！做五十下次啊，来...
490
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,440
五十！ 五十！
491
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,040
四十九 四十九
492
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,520
四十八 四十八
493
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,480
四十七 四十七
494
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,680
四十六 四十六
495
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,920
四十五 四十五
496
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,400
深的又不会，浅的也不会
497
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,120
不深不浅的又背错公式
498
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,600
哦！原来你是插班生啊？ 是
499
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,960
各位同学，这位是新来的插班生
500
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,360
刚从国外回来的，请大家欢迎他
501
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,600
他的名字是...
502
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:45,960
哎！我不是插你们这班
503
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:46,600
中六A班呐
504
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,520
不，我插李时珍那班
505
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,120
李时珍？ 对！
506
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,960
哦！到上头那间药房去问
507
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:57,680
十！九！ 十！九！
508
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,280
八！七！ 八！七！
509
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:07,560
六！五！四！ 六！五！四！
510
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:13,640
三！二！一！ 三！二！一！
511
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,160
好棒哦！
512
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,880
好！我们再做五十个
513
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,280
李时珍！
514
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,200
我终于找到你啦！
515
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,160
他又回来了！
516
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,600
我下来啦！
517
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:41,760
你认识他？
518
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,400
阴魂不散！
519
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,000
各位同学，我叫戴运河！
520
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,480
「大运河」我从来不看的
521
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,520
我专程从美国来插你们...
522
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,120
插我们？
523
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,600
插你们这一班的！
524
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,480
我现在希望跟大家来一次
525
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,160
哦，我的好友！
526
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,480
我的好友！
527
00:30:58,640 --> 00:30:59,680
哎...不要传爱滋病菌过来啊
528
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,120
我没有爱滋病啊！
529
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,720
我的... 哎！不要，我有爱滋病
530
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,600
啊！我们终于都见面了
531
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:08,560
她是带病者
532
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,760
你到香港来干吗？
533
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,440
我来当你同学的
534
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,880
我的...我的朋友！ 朋友！
535
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:16,760
朋友！
536
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,760
你是这儿的校工吗？
537
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,200
我是教体育的！
538
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,160
你来这儿干什么？
539
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,040
哦，哦！我来上课的！
540
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,600
你现在可以下课了！
541
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,680
下课啰...
542
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,240
我为了见你，跟家里翻了脸
543
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,000
不过我跟你在一起
544
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,960
所以我一定要找到你
545
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,880
没事了！走吧！
546
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,360
喂！有没有搞错啊
547
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,120
说停车就停车
548
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:54,840
有两个人过马路啊
549
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:55,760
我最讨厌货车
550
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,840
我最讨厌私家车
551
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:57,640
我最讨厌你啊...
552
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,360
有我的就洗份给我
553
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:00,520
我真的很喜欢你
554
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,000
可是我不喜欢你
555
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,240
哎...停车！没事啦！走吧！
556
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,400
没吓到你吧？只要一个人有信心啊
557
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,080
喂...你怎么过马路的...？
558
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,120
这样好了，你请客，我找位子！
559
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,440
不要说请客，自己人嘛！
560
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,360
电器仔！
561
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,520
去收桌子！
562
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,840
两份午餐！谢谢！
563
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,080
情侣餐！
564
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,960
这边！ 好！
565
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,880
谢谢你啊！
566
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,400
不用忍，厕所在那边！
567
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,280
这个香蕉仔黄皮白心
568
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,280
横刀夺爱！居然还敢追我的阿珍
569
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,800
快想办法对付他！
570
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,480
有钱就有办法啰
571
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:45,760
李时珍呢？
572
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,360
她先走了！
573
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,320
有办法了！
574
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,480
泻药！
575
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,040
哇！他喝了，一定泻死他！
576
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,040
然后我进厕所，锁上门
577
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,360
谁敲门我都不让他进来
578
00:32:58,720 --> 00:32:59,200
好办法！
579
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:00,280
钱呢？
580
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,280
没现金，收不收卡？
581
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,520
好！我只是不收美国通运卡
582
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,120
我叫电器仔
583
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,200
朋友，你好啊！
584
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,920
朋友，朋友
585
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,600
就是跟你喝啤酒！
586
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,800
是冰块，只是冰块而己！
587
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,760
冰块而己 对不起！
588
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,000
在外国那些洋鬼子都喝不过我
589
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:30,080
来！ 喝啊，喝啊！
590
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,440
来，干杯啦！
591
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,440
好，有够意思！
592
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,560
我先去厕所了！ OK！
593
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,200
这些朋友蛮有意思的！
594
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,000
工作啊？ 哎！她跟我们同班吗？
595
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,360
是啊！
596
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,040
哇！她在这做工一定被老板欺负
597
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,760
你看那个老板，样子多刻薄
598
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,800
没有感情，像个狮子头
599
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,080
那是她爸爸
600
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:07,960
她还有一个妈妈
601
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:09,800
家里养了一只狗
602
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,160
名字叫小狗耶
603
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,000
她姓白，叫逸梦
604
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,040
哎！飘逸的逸，做梦的梦耶！
605
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,240
不...我跟她做了
606
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,600
原来你喜欢她
607
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,160
不...不是啦，来！吃吧！
608
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,200
开...开门呀...！
609
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:45,600
我忍不住啦！快点开门啦！
610
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:04,880
33553255
611
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:11,360
445661655
612
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:17,720
11441333
613
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:24,320
6622665
614
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:30,040
33553255
615
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:36,600
446661655
616
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:43,080
11441333
617
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:50,800
662211
618
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,560
珍姐，这个礼拜可有艳遇哦！
619
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,400
艳遇？什么艳遇啊？
620
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,320
星座上说啊
621
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,240
你会成为爱情的俘虏
622
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,800
一个非常浪漫
623
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,240
他带有几分傻气也很热爱运动！
624
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,960
对不起！让一下！
625
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,760
很准哦！我对它信心十足！
626
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,280
对不起！让一让！
627
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,800
你看啊，星座上说
628
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,560
他来的目的是为了要追求爱情
629
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,240
他也很可能是你未来的丈夫
630
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,840
还有呀
631
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:34,680
那倒蛮不错的哦！
632
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,960
我最喜欢请高大威猛的老师
633
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,080
来客串我的家政班了
634
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:45,080
因为高大威猛的
635
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:46,200
这可不一定！
636
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,200
啊？看来你准备好了？
637
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,080
香蕉也切得很好呀
638
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,320
谢谢！
639
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,920
应该没问题了
640
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,840
你是要做香蕉奶昔是不是呀？
641
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,040
准备好了！
642
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,000
有没有漏了什么东西啊？
643
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,760
香蕉奶！
644
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,960
没有了！
645
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:10,520
没有？会不会你没有看到啊？
646
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,240
不会吧！
647
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,640
好啊，那你可以开始了！
648
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,520
好呀！
649
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,040
哎哟！你忘了盖子啦
650
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,160
你也应该知道
651
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,720
有哪位同学愿意帮老师
652
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,520
这就行了
653
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,440
谢谢，你有事先走吧！
654
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,640
你会用干衣机吗？
655
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,160
当然会，这样跟那样差不多
656
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,280
再等十五分钟，我陪你好了！
657
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,320
要不要吃？
658
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,280
你吃啦！
659
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,720
那一人一半！
660
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:47,600
谢谢！
661
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:50,000
我知道你是学音乐和体育的？
662
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,000
我以前是足球校队
663
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,240
我主修心理学
664
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,000
哇！真了不起！
665
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,160
嗯！好苦哦！
666
00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,160
是呀！
667
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,200
我替你丢掉！
668
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,240
谢谢！
669
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,400
没想到我们的品味这么相同
670
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,120
你干吗生气呀？
671
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,000
你们香港女孩可真难明白啊！
672
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,240
对人忽冷忽热的！
673
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,800
可能与气候有关吧
674
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,200
香港真是湿热啊
675
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,560
你干吗丢掉它？
676
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,080
这份礼她也不会要的
677
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,000
那我要
678
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,680
你？不可能
679
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,120
你知不知道有人很喜欢你？
680
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,480
我不想当第三者
681
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,000
君子不夺人所爱嘛
682
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,680
有人喜欢我？ 是啊
683
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,840
是谁呀？ 你看！就是他
684
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,880
他天天到餐厅里就是为了想见你
685
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,560
你以为他真的想去吃饭
686
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:43,880
不信你可以去问他
687
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,200
你看他见到你的反应多么夸张
688
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,800
就知道他有多喜欢你
689
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,280
就这样吧！拜拜！
690
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,080
妈的！好丑！好老土！
691
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:59,560
丑死了...
692
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,640
那个司机不想干了
693
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:04,720
你看！阿珍呢！
694
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,840
老师，你什么时候有空替我补习？
695
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,240
这个礼拜不行，我要教夜校
696
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,480
那下个礼拜？
697
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:14,320
好！拜拜！ 拜拜！...
698
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,160
阿珍姐，他对你情有独钟哦
699
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,320
他真的蛮有品味的
700
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,640
那么多男孩子追你，这个最合适
701
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,680
你不要啊，那我要啰！
702
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,800
请问你若智中学在哪？
703
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,400
我们学校啊？就在上面
704
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,800
那我再找好了，谢了！
705
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,360
哇！好一朵灿烂的玫瑰
706
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,000
如果她是我们老师就好了
707
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,120
你看她的眼神，就是她爱上我了
708
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,840
哎！你看！
709
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,440
你怎么骑车来的？
710
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:48,920
考到驾照啦？
711
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,280
今天考到的
712
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,440
恭喜你！
713
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:54,800
走！我们兜风去！
714
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,600
这样的女孩他都喜欢，真没品味
715
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,640
不要生气啦，她一点都不适合你
716
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,000
就是呀！送给我我还不要呢！
717
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,600
一朵鲜花插在牛粪上
718
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,160
如果她做我们老师，我明天不上课
719
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,320
真没眼光！
720
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,240
脚踏两条船嘛！
721
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,240
老板，你怎么样？
722
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,320
谁打我...？
723
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,440
女人都是祸水赶快回去针灸啦！
724
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,440
老师，我爸爸又叫我去修电灯
725
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:42,440
老师请假生孩子
726
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,160
吃饱了没有呀？
727
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,880
欧洲那边的人不会穿这种衣服了
728
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,760
真的？你不要买啊
729
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:03,800
什么？你真的要回南洋？
730
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,760
我不会跟你抢阿珍的
731
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:06,800
你真的想躲开她？
732
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,080
不是躲，不过见了也不好意思啊
733
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:11,120
这个小辣椒啊
734
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,200
难道就不知道我们男人
735
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,560
非这样整我们，一定是心理变态
736
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,320
反正都翻脸啦
737
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,280
那太没风度了吧
738
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,520
对啦！
739
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,600
我们一定要为
740
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:26,360
快想办法
741
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,480
有了，我们趁阿珍上厕所的时候
742
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:29,520
把卫生纸偷出来
743
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:32,560
你真笨哪，我们怎么进得去呀？
744
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,040
有了，我们趁她睡觉的时候
745
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,080
你有病啊！
746
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:40,040
进得了她房间
747
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,560
你什么都要拆穿？
748
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,440
出坏主意整人
749
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:46,400
那又不早说！
750
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,680
来，看我的！
751
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,960
白逸梦，你不舒服？
752
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,680
是不是没睡好？
753
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,800
我知道了，你还没有吃早餐
754
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,040
我替你买
755
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,360
上课时间，食物部不开的
756
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,520
我可以到外面街口去买呀！
757
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,960
你吃什么？ 也帮我们买吧...？
758
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,400
我要火腿蛋，三明治
759
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,080
哇！吃那么多三文治
760
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,760
蛋糕是饭后甜点
761
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:20,840
对呀！我要餐蛋面...
762
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,640
哎！你看！
763
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:36,720
塑胶袋！
764
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,160
哇！这么多东西，给我一个盒子嘛
765
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,760
她打开盒子就有得瞧了
766
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,760
这瓶香水呀，本来就是送给她的嘛
767
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,560
快点，快点包！
768
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:53,760
站住！
769
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,280
校长！
770
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,960
话梅，酸姜，加酸梅
771
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,000
你怀孕啦？
772
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,080
不是，是早餐啦
773
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,320
你替谁买的？
774
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,320
全部都是自己吃的
775
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,480
哦！你一个人吃得了这么多吗？
776
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,280
跟我来！
777
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:19,360
我女朋友忘记带书
778
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,920
马上帮我送学校去！ 好！
779
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,520
查中六学生宋嘉鸣
780
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,560
于今晨翻墙出外购物
781
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,160
记大过一次，以儆效尤！
782
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,800
你们这些女生爽了吧？
783
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,960
冷血动物，使唤人不用钱！
784
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,000
他又不是你们的佣人啊？
785
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,480
现在他被记大过了
786
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,960
前途蒙上污点了
787
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,880
有谁可怜他？
788
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,800
对不起，宋嘉鸣？
789
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,200
算了，记大过一次又不会死！
790
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,400
我不在乎的
791
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,640
不在乎什么？
792
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:52,160
你们老师生小孩
793
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,360
最好你们合作一点
794
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:56,840
包裹！
795
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:57,920
什么包裹？
796
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,480
现急专送DDT！
797
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,200
是李时珍小姐的？
798
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:06,640
谢了！ 不客气！
799
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,760
会不会是黄老师送给我的？
800
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:10,560
下次再耍花样了！
801
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,080
好香呀！ 对呀！
802
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,880
好了！
803
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,400
吴成材，起立！
804
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,680
试讲出下列词句的相反词
805
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,160
准备！
806
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,200
没准备！
807
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,840
还没开始！
808
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:33,520
早开始了！
809
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,280
吴成材！ 周润发！
810
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:36,960
够啦！ 不够！
811
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,400
闭嘴！ 张嘴！
812
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,040
坐下！ 起立！
813
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:42,760
你们帮我阻止他
814
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,800
我们帮你纵容他
815
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,000
叫他不要再说啦！
816
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,600
千万不要让他停...！
817
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:50,640
算了...把笔记本拿出来
818
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,800
现在，我念一句，你们写一句
819
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,040
再康桥
820
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,680
作者徐志摩
821
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,240
悄悄的我走了
822
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,040
正如我悄悄的来
823
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,440
我挥一挥衣袖
824
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,440
不带走一片云彩！
825
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,320
好累！好累啊！
826
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,040
快拔出来呀！
827
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,560
不要打架...
828
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,000
哇！山东队好厉害哦！
829
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,320
我们班男队死定了
830
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,160
这些男生老是想弄阿珍
831
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,280
射入，哇！好棒好棒啊！
832
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:01,800
呵呵！好棒呀！
833
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,640
喂！你好好看着我"老婆"
834
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,920
我刚刚买回来的
835
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,800
要是出了人任何问题
836
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,440
我现在去诱尸了
837
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,480
哎！众多姐妹们，快来！来啊！
838
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,600
干吗？怎么啦？你有什么点子啊？
839
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:47,240
弟弟，再请我
840
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,600
好！
841
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:54,160
那边有人在卖，快去嘛！
842
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,120
成功了
843
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:20,880
坐好！
844
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,560
啊！车...怎么不见了？
845
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,240
校董！马上就开始比赛了
846
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,720
为什么只有山东队一队在练习？
847
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,000
我们那班学生出去吃鱼蛋粉
848
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:41,360
成何体统！
849
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,440
请坐，请...！
850
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:45,920
吃什么鱼蛋粉！推车
851
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,720
哎！比赛就快开始了
852
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,200
放心啦！我们班女生会搞定的！
853
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,760
整瓶白花油都快用完了耶
854
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,520
这次一定辣得他们满地绞球
855
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,360
他们来了，快点
856
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:04,720
他们来了 糟了！怎么办？
857
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,360
埋藏在凳子底下！
858
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:08,680
那怎么办？
859
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,720
我说过了吧！
860
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,120
换衣服吧！
861
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,120
快点...
862
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:19,920
我的车本来停在这里啊
863
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,160
才一会功夫就不见了
864
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,360
这辆车昨天才买的
865
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,440
在那儿！
866
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,720
你看！队长，新车自己回来了吧
867
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,400
恭喜队长！失而复得
868
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,640
真是鸿福齐天，富贵逼人！
869
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,120
我的车！
870
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,960
哦，这是你的车啊？
871
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:43,880
当然是啊！
872
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,560
你欠香港政府一万九千九百七
873
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:48,640
为什么？
874
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,760
电灯柱，4800
875
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,920
铁丝网，2700
876
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,520
防撞栏，8370
877
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,440
两个安全岛，4100！
878
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,720
你要尽快交啊，过期要罚双倍啊
879
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,360
我要报仇啊！
880
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,880
欢迎...热烈欢迎！
881
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,000
喂，快！比赛要开场了！
882
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,680
热烈欢迎！欢迎，热烈欢迎...！
883
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:17,880
我儿子出场了
884
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,680
拖了，掷毫！
885
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,440
你开车的技术也够差哦
886
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,360
现在是打球，不是开车呀
887
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:29,520
报仇！
888
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,520
若智弟兄，个个精英
889
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:38,280
山东男子，要坐轮椅
890
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,400
这裤子不对劲啊！ 是啊！
891
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,120
中了！中了！
892
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,880
我送你一朵玫瑰花！
893
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,120
你也不要来谢谢我！
894
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,880
报仇呀！
895
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:16,360
哇！羸定了！吹！
896
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,440
哇！
897
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,600
好痒...
898
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,720
干杯...！
899
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,280
抗议...！
900
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,160
活该...！
901
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,200
挤死他！
902
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,040
盯住他！...
903
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:14,600
哇！
904
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,280
上...
905
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:23,920
打球，还是打人呐？
906
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,680
对不起！我绑鞋带啊
907
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:39,720
换人！换人！换...！
908
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:42,720
这些人都上哪儿去了？
909
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,760
走光啦！
910
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,480
快点，盯紧点！盯紧点！
911
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,680
我不玩了！
912
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,880
揍！打！ 放开他！放开他！
913
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:19,400
不要打了！不要打了...
914
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:24,080
不要打了！冷静一点！ 报仇！
915
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,560
不准打架！不准打架！
916
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,040
太离谱了，简直是野蛮人嘛！
917
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,960
你还敢说，你要赔钱！
918
00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:34,840
你要赔医药费呢
919
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:35,960
你要赔我一部车
920
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:37,880
赔车？怎么回事呀？
921
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,440
他把我的车撞烂了
922
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,240
没有啊，老爸！
923
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:42,280
你有没有证据呀？
924
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,600
证据在这里
925
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:47,600
是不是真的？
926
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,760
没有啊！
927
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,880
我知道了
928
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,160
没错，球衣就是从她们这里拿来的
929
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,000
神经病！我为什么要害你们啊？
930
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,240
因为那只壁虎啊
931
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:03,280
哦！原来有人
932
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:04,680
什么人会做这种事情？
933
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,760
老爸，当然是那些女生啊
934
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,240
快点处罚她们
935
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,120
人家的家事，我们还是不要管了
936
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,600
算我倒霉，我们换衣服去吧！
937
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:14,920
老爸，是那些女生逼我们的！
938
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,040
少说废话！
939
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:17,800
男生可以去换衣服了
940
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,240
女生可以回家了！
941
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:21,040
我也走了！ 胡耀邦
942
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:22,040
还说是我跟班
943
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,360
有白花油都不知道
944
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,760
跟我来
945
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,640
中国人有一句古话
946
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,240
不怕命不好，只怕取错名
947
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,800
你为什么要叫胡耀邦呢？
948
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,160
什么意思啊？小平哥
949
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:34,520
你要降职！ 啊！
950
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,560
你不要做校长了！
951
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:39,320
教国文就可以了
952
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:43,480
这间学校太自由化啦，
953
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,920
当务之急：反自由化
954
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,120
群龙无首，那些学生没有我不行的
955
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:51,040
你要三思而后行啊！
956
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,400
胡说八道！
957
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:57,320
我要请一个以前的军校教官师兄
958
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,520
军校教官？ 嗯
959
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,040
你们女生没义气
960
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,960
进教室去啦！进去！快点进去！
961
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,440
你们男生礼，义，廉
962
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:13,760
她是赞美我们？
963
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,840
白痴啊！她骂我们无耻！
964
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,120
进教室啦！站在外面！进去！
965
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,440
回教室去！
966
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,400
好，从此男婚女嫁
967
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,640
兵分两路，各自为政！上啊
968
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,520
上啊！上...
969
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:32,800
进去
970
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,880
看什么？看！
971
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:41,960
回教室去...
972
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:47,600
回教室去！
973
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,640
快点回教室！
974
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,840
立正！站好！
975
00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:59,200
什么人啊？
976
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,280
各位同学，你们早！
977
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,240
老师早！ 早个头啊早！
978
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,680
你们回位坐好！
979
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,480
我叫李鹏飞
980
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,240
以后就是你们的校长
981
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:21,520
她就是负责训导的谭丽珠主任
982
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:23,720
其他几位是各科的老师
983
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,840
今后我们会全力整顿本校的纪律
984
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,920
我是军校出身
985
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:35,360
哪一个不听话，我就对他不客气
986
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,800
简直是军法统治嘛
987
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:41,600
以后男生不得迟到，不得早退
988
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,240
不准说粗口
989
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,160
女生不得留长发，不准戴耳环
990
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,200
不准穿迷你裙
991
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:50,960
何金宝！
992
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:52,640
到！
993
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,040
你是校刊的记者
994
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:59,200
是谁批准你报导
995
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:01,280
我报导的是事实耶
996
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:02,520
放屁！
997
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,440
以后胡耀邦就是你们这班的班主任
998
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:10,160
昨天开校董会议己经三独通过了
999
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,800
防止公安修订条例
1000
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,760
以后凡有报导虚假消息
1001
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,000
引起公众恐慌
1002
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,960
最高的刑罚就是入狱
1003
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,000
入狱？
1004
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:25,280
入浴室洗厕所三个月，坐下！
1005
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,480
现在是数学课时间，继续上课
1006
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:31,160
我给大家介绍新来的数学老师
1007
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,040
简人坚！
1008
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,040
掌声欢迎简老师！
1009
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:40,360
这班学生交给你了
1010
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,960
嗯！ 我们走！
1011
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,560
现在派回以前数学老师
1012
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,040
我改的
1013
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:53,080
最高分数是吴成材
1014
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,920
不要骄傲，要继续努力哦
1015
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:57,880
我为什么没有听到掌声？
1016
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:06,840
接着是戴运河，七十九分
1017
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,840
以下的这些全部不及格
1018
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:11,120
白逸梦！
1019
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,640
三十七分！
1020
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:17,640
李时珍！
1021
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:22,920
三十分，三十分呀！
1022
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:24,520
谢天！
1023
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,040
老师！你不要把分数公布出来
1024
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,520
好！
1025
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:32,000
二十八分，二十八分呀！
1026
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,160
宋嘉鸣！
1027
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:35,800
在！
1028
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,960
二十分，垃圾！
1029
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:45,200
李治！八分！谢地！十二分！
1030
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:49,680
何金宝，二十一分
1031
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:56,080
陈玉芬，四分，谷美丽八分
1032
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,280
其它的这些可以完全不理
1033
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,040
你们自己出来选
1034
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:08,880
你们看看有什么问题呀？
1035
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:10,560
怎么样啊？
1036
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:12,640
真的改错了耶！
1037
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,680
老师啊，你分数改错了
1038
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,560
应该是二十二分才对呀
1039
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:20,880
明明就是！
1040
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:25,080
才两分而己，无伤大雅
1041
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,520
太离谱了！老师呀！
1042
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:29,960
你是教数学的，连加数都加错
1043
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:33,440
怎么有资格当我们老师嘛
1044
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,800
你们都是胆小鬼！
1045
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:51,280
你不要生气嘛，圣人都会错
1046
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,280
只要你有勇气承认自己的错误
1047
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,000
我向你致敬！
1048
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,480
不要打！
1049
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:24,400
你的眼睛怎么啦？
1050
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,920
我的眼睛生疮啊
1051
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,600
流浓了，好恶心啊
1052
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:30,760
你要不要看？
1053
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,080
继续测验
1054
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:46,640
哎！你写完了没有啊？
1055
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:47,840
连题目都看不懂
1056
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:49,600
快点想办法救救我们嘛
1057
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:51,520
想作弊呀？快做！
1058
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:22,680
谭丽珠老师
1059
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:32,400
学校方面忠告同学作弊危害健康
1060
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:34,520
你出去！
1061
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:37,760
老师，我写完了！
1062
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:51,760
哎...来呀！
1063
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:54,480
什么事呀？什么事嘛？
1064
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:14,640
3166...哎！是答案耶
1065
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:19,960
243快呀！快点抄啊！快呀！
1066
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:25,520
124...
1067
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:29,520
考得这么差还唱歌呢，变态！
1068
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:39,920
好棒...！
1069
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,520
你们是英雄！ 对呀
1070
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,560
你有英雄本色！ 对呀
1071
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:58,440
你是英雄好汉！ 对呀
1072
01:01:58,640 --> 01:01:59,960
我封你为英雄偶像！
1073
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:02,520
我要为你写一本英雄正传！
1074
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,240
义本无言，我们「肝胆相照」
1075
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:09,240
这就是所谓的「龙在江湖」
1076
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,560
这次测验可以说是「龙虎风云」
1077
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,440
全靠你们两个「义盖云天」
1078
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,280
现在全班胜利啦
1079
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:17,760
对，最后胜利！
1080
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:21,200
全靠两个流氓英雄
1081
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:26,880
他们简直是英雄啊，英雄...！
1082
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:28,920
那么多英雄，不闷哪？
1083
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:32,880
谢地作弊，因为她是校董的千金
1084
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:33,920
我多给她一次机会
1085
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:35,320
但是这个宋嘉鸣呢
1086
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:38,200
全班平均有七十几分，不错啦！
1087
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:42,200
你...你的要求就那么低呀
1088
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:43,720
我们的要求是要满分
1089
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:45,800
要成为大学录取率最高的名校
1090
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,240
这样才能够向校董会交代
1091
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,760
现在全班的分数
1092
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,960
我们一定要清除这些淤血
1093
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:55,240
我决定将他人道毁灭
1094
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:56,760
让他去校班好了
1095
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,320
有哪班肯收留这些绊脚石啊？
1096
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:02,280
你立刻通知他离校，快！
1097
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,680
小心点！高点...！
1098
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:12,960
灯会不会亮啊？
1099
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:15,480
开灯！ 好！开灯...
1100
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:22,120
全靠电器仔哦！
1101
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,360
上课了...
1102
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,160
这次我们的裤子
1103
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:33,560
谁知道啊！
1104
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:34,840
不要告诉他们！
1105
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:36,200
借只眉笔给我
1106
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,760
不必化了，浪费化妆品！
1107
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:40,920
你拔什么拔，你有胡子呀？
1108
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:45,760
你们在干什么？
1109
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:47,320
今天晚上才是筹款晚会哦
1110
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:48,680
现在要彩排
1111
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:50,520
彩排？彩排用不着那么隆重啊
1112
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:54,440
校董今天晚上没有空
1113
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:57,600
可是老师我的嗓子还没有开哦
1114
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:58,600
就是嘛！ 闭嘴！
1115
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,320
快点，立刻准备！
1116
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,720
先表演你的节 目！ 快去
1117
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:07,440
电器仔上哪儿去了？
1118
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:10,160
你们的儿子在学校表现太差
1119
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:12,880
所有老师跟我都无能为力
1120
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,200
我觉得很对不起你们家长
1121
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,320
如果他转到的学校
1122
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:20,440
可能会突飞猛进
1123
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,120
你这窝囊废！
1124
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:23,680
我们夫妇没有知识
1125
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:25,520
辛辛苦苦希望儿子能多念点书
1126
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:26,880
将来有出息
1127
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,720
你们办教育的
1128
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,720
你们太不仁道了
1129
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:39,120
校董来了，你们可以走了！
1130
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:41,880
校董！ 校董！
1131
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:45,040
真是不好意思啊
1132
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:47,600
没有时间看他们演出
1133
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:50,280
你能来看他们彩排
1134
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,520
希望校董多多指导
1135
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:53,560
我连指导的时间都没有
1136
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:57,520
您请进！请...！
1137
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:02,680
你快点嘛，我们要演出了
1138
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:04,360
那样没道德的，当心把你开除哦
1139
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:06,560
不必你费心了
1140
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:10,360
校长说我的成绩太差，影响校誉
1141
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,720
己经把我开除了！ 啊！
1142
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000
叫司机准备车子！
1143
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:24,960
我先走啦！
1144
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,840
看完再走啊！还有一个节 目！
1145
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:28,800
要迟到啰
1146
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,040
等一下吧！
1147
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:35,560
没事啊，我的声音像鸡叫一样
1148
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:37,440
我怕会给大家制造噪音的！
1149
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:38,480
电器仔！
1150
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:42,280
我是来跟大家道的，再见了！
1151
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:45,400
他们这样太过份了
1152
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:46,480
不好吧！
1153
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:48,800
如果你这样惹事
1154
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,320
我家是开水电行的
1155
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:55,000
再说以后大家还会见面
1156
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:58,000
还是好朋友啊！
1157
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:00,400
只要一通电话，服务就到！
1158
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,880
还站在这干什么？
1159
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:06,840
如果学校开除他，我们就不唱了
1160
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:08,640
你还在这干什么？
1161
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,120
你己经不是这个学校的学生了
1162
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:14,120
慢着！
1163
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:15,640
如果他走，我也走！
1164
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:16,360
我也走！
1165
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:17,880
我也跟他们一起走！
1166
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,240
不唱了！
1167
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:20,200
我也不唱了！
1168
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:22,960
你们想造反呐！
1169
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:24,640
校董在等着呐！
1170
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,280
哪个不唱就永远也不要来上课了
1171
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:46,600
阵阵笑语在传过去
1172
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:52,680
散发于空间空气里
1173
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:58,280
磨磨擦擦友善之争
1174
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:04,200
情谊始终不死
1175
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:09,800
是为意气末谈错对
1176
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:16,000
说笑与吵咀好有趣
1177
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:21,480
前程纵远努力争取
1178
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:26,960
落败不必气馁
1179
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:32,840
玩玩笑笑是情与趣
1180
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:39,120
欢笑极美，器也极美
1181
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:44,520
浪漫趣致今天这校园情
1182
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:50,440
失去一生都难追
1183
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:55,960
校外斗气，校园斗智
1184
01:07:56,160 --> 01:08:01,880
以往斗争，今天都过去
1185
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:07,720
回头看看昨天姿采
1186
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:13,800
段段清新有趣
1187
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:19,280
纯纯友爱发自心中
1188
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,360
日后一起
1189
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:29,360
同追
1190
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:34,120
好...！
1191
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:37,720
好...！
1192
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:43,160
再见...！
1193
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:45,880
电器仔，再见！
1194
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,800
今天是毕业班的毕业考试
1195
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:51,000
也是他们考大学的模拟考
1196
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:54,080
对你我的饭碗都很重要
1197
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:56,520
我相信他们一定会考得很好的
1198
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,920
但愿如此啊
1199
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:01,800
如果他们考不好
1200
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,360
我想你明年就可以
1201
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:09,000
那今天要考的历史题目
1202
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:12,360
我准备用去年大学联考
1203
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:13,880
拿去看看！
1204
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,520
你跟他们相处的时间比较长
1205
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:19,640
可以了！
1206
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,560
这也太明显了！
1207
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:40,880
管不了那么多了！
1208
01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:47,280
我受不了啦！
1209
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:49,720
快想办法刻刊板！ 好！
1210
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:52,840
要不是电器仔被开除了
1211
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,360
我才不需要刻刊板呢，你考我！
1212
01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:58,880
美国独立战争
1213
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:02,800
喂！这一题也刻上去哦
1214
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:05,920
你干什么？
1215
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:06,920
读书啊
1216
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:08,040
这样怎么读呀？
1217
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:11,040
不这样读怎么直接装入脑袋呢？
1218
01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,520
胡老师
1219
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,600
是啊是啊！老师啊，放点水嘛
1220
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:17,960
你们有没有机会及格？
1221
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:21,480
经过这一年的努力
1222
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:23,000
会不及格？
1223
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:26,040
我对你们可是一点都不怀疑啊
1224
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,040
那是！铁定不及格！哎呀！
1225
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:30,280
今天值日是谁呀？
1226
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:34,360
我，我啊！
1227
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:36,000
这是什么？
1228
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:38,160
考完试之后，学校要举行毕业舞会
1229
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:40,120
好啊...！
1230
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:42,640
考不及格的，没有资格参加
1231
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:47,120
站住！
1232
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:51,320
老师的桌上有一张
1233
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:53,760
你们不会把它当垃圾丢了吧！
1234
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:55,960
不会！
1235
01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:59,720
你们不会下流得来偷看吧！
1236
01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:04,640
不会！
1237
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:08,520
你们不会把答案抄起来
1238
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:10,640
不会！
1239
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,120
就这份！小心！
1240
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:20,480
拿着！
1241
01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:33,440
你好了没有啊？
1242
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:34,800
去把风啊！
1243
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:40,120
糟啦！
1244
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:42,080
好了没有嘛？
1245
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:43,320
快好了啦！
1246
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:50,200
你们两个在这干什么？
1247
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:51,560
我们在值日啊！
1248
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:53,040
回座位去！
1249
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:56,680
校长，你找我呀？
1250
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,680
我要留下来跟你一起监考
1251
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:01,040
哦！不必了
1252
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:03,000
两个人一起不是更好吗？
1253
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:05,000
这样可以防止学生作弊
1254
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:06,200
作弊？
1255
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:10,880
以前学校有的老师啊
1256
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:14,160
我不会卑鄙得做这种事情的
1257
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:17,360
大家有一个小时时间写考卷
1258
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:26,080
校长！
1259
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:27,720
什么事啊？ 我想上厕所
1260
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:30,240
快点去！
1261
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:32,920
哎！不必把考卷也带去吧
1262
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:34,040
争取时间嘛！
1263
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:36,000
上厕所比较有灵感啊
1264
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,640
谭丽珠主任！
1265
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:44,560
什么事，校长？
1266
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:46,680
是！ 快点！
1267
01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:55,960
快点呀！ 哦！好！
1268
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:06,320
校长！ 什么事呀？
1269
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:07,480
我也想上厕所
1270
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:09,800
快去！
1271
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:15,040
男生抄完，才该你们女生
1272
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:22,040
到哪儿去？
1273
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:23,200
我想上厕所
1274
01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:25,360
跟我来，你回去！ 好
1275
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:29,440
校长！ 什么事？
1276
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:31,280
我膀胱就快要爆了
1277
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,120
你也想去？ 对呀！
1278
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:37,520
快去，懒人屎尿多
1279
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:39,520
发达啦！
1280
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:42,320
你也要去厕所？
1281
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:44,280
对呀！ 跟我来！
1282
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:48,160
校长！ 说了！去厕所？
1283
01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:49,640
对呀
1284
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:54,720
李时珍，你要去多久啊？
1285
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:56,680
就行了
1286
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:59,560
哎哟！校长！我肚子痛！
1287
01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:01,400
快点去吧！ 哦！
1288
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:04,200
早上吃了些什么东西吃坏了！
1289
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:08,280
怎么？你是不是也该去厕所啦？
1290
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:09,760
不必！我很好！
1291
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:12,160
全班都去过了
1292
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:16,120
哦！可能是食物部的东西
1293
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:18,520
你还有三分钟！
1294
01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:20,760
不必了，我可以交卷了
1295
01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:23,640
你们呢？
1296
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,960
我们也可以交啦！
1297
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:28,040
班长，收考卷！
1298
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:30,240
你还有两分钟
1299
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:33,480
不必了！我可以交了！
1300
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:40,200
这是什么东西啊？
1301
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:52,200
原来是毕业舞会呀
1302
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:55,040
我现在马上去改考卷
1303
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:58,000
等到下午啊就知道你们的死活啦！
1304
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:00,040
校长！
1305
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:00,880
什么事啊？
1306
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:02,640
要不要带一份标准答案呢？
1307
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:03,880
不必啦！
1308
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:07,480
也好啊，这样子呢可以改得快一点
1309
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,680
喂！这份答案不对呀
1310
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:13,320
对呀，这是去年的试题答案呐
1311
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:16,000
不错啊！这是去年的试题答案
1312
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:19,960
但是我给他们的试卷
1313
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:29,240
你没事吧，要不要上厕所？
1314
01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:30,480
不必了！
1315
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:31,360
真的不去？
1316
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:32,400
不必了！
1317
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:34,200
长这么大从来没有那么倒霉
1318
01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:36,760
今年的毕业舞会啊是开不成了
1319
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:39,520
还舞会呢，不留级就不错了
1320
01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:42,880
那有什么关系呀
1321
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:44,880
这一次一定被老爸骂死了
1322
01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:47,080
这有什么好怕的，放心吧！
1323
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:48,920
我的眼睛就会定！
1324
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:51,400
有我在，你们一定会升级的！
1325
01:15:57,440 --> 01:15:58,680
胡耀邦！
1326
01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:00,160
你进来！
1327
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,600
校长，找我又有什么事啊？
1328
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:08,640
刚刚的考卷我己经全都改完了
1329
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:11,040
简直难以置信
1330
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:12,720
我己经努力了嘛
1331
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:15,040
他们居然全都答对了
1332
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:17,080
我也不想他们...？
1333
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:20,800
全部一百分，简直是奇迹呀
1334
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:24,520
你这次是脱离险境啦！
1335
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:26,840
怎么会这样子啊？
1336
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:28,520
我上厕所的时候一看那份考卷
1337
01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:30,560
就知道那张答案全都是错的
1338
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:32,480
我就马上重新写过
1339
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:36,320
所以答案纸到你们手上的时候
1340
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:37,840
那我最先进去，一定完了！
1341
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:40,280
哎呀！我又留级，太棒了！
1342
01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:41,320
你怎么会知道答案的？
1343
01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:43,880
你们忘了？
1344
01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:46,720
所以这次考美国历史
1345
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,680
太棒了...
1346
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:52,880
哇！我发达了...！
1347
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:58,200
我不用擦鞋了！
1348
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:30,040
没法可将心里的她
1349
01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:33,120
忘掉不想昨日
1350
01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:35,000
看来他们今晚很高兴
1351
01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:38,560
太放纵很危险的
1352
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:41,920
全扮作不要紧
1353
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:44,440
老师！跳舞吧！
1354
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:46,480
我在等人
1355
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:50,120
如梦般的笑面
1356
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:59,440
像碎冰的咀角仿佛从未交出爱心
1357
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:04,280
早知要像塞外战争
1358
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:10,000
想把你尽网住，要将真心加信心
1359
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:13,240
虽知你是决定变心
1360
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:18,240
亦要痴痴等呀！
1361
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:22,160
绝不计较在你心不懂真
1362
01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:23,880
您好！ 这是我的学生阿珍
1363
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:26,120
你们在跳舞啊，继续跳啊
1364
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:27,760
不了，你们跳！
1365
01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:29,080
不好意思啊！
1366
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:34,960
定会将今晚的一切变更
1367
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:36,080
那我们走啦！
1368
01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:38,880
愿心再近像昨天的开心
1369
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:42,160
我们先走了！拜拜！ 拜拜！
1370
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:47,480
让心再近昨天的知心
1371
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:50,120
定要将今晚的心再亲
1372
01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:57,440
不会再让爱扣分
1373
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:22,520
我要先走啦！
1374
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:26,560
各位老师，
1375
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:28,760
要来我们学校
1376
01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:30,120
这是本校的光荣
1377
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:31,760
各位早点休息了
1378
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,840
至于那班学生...
1379
01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:36,080
我己经通知他们
1380
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:38,520
哦！那我就放心了，再见！
1381
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:51,480
你不要脸，我们都还要脸！
1382
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:53,560
舞会嘛
1383
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:55,560
不准跳就不跳！ 滖！
1384
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:02,880
哇！复活蛋啊！
1385
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,360
色狼！
1386
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:17,240
你的？ 是啊，我们去跳舞吧？
1387
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:18,520
好啊！
1388
01:20:27,440 --> 01:20:29,360
是你的？ 不是！...
1389
01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:50,080
放开！
1390
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:51,080
坐下！
1391
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:52,560
动作挑逗，想引人犯罪
1392
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:54,600
是呀！哎！不是...！
1393
01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:01,560
跟我来！
1394
01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:08,120
整晚被人骂，真气人
1395
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:09,600
都是那班老古板
1396
01:21:13,480 --> 01:21:16,160
无耻，过份，猖狂，走！
1397
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:18,560
马上想条妙计呀？
1398
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:20,080
我有一个方法玩他们
1399
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:21,520
只要他们肚子饿就行了！
1400
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,840
好，把女生都找来一起行动！
1401
01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:25,320
去
1402
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:28,880
各位老师！
1403
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:30,840
要补一补的
1404
01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:32,440
吃比萨！
1405
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:34,600
不饿啊！ 吃一块！校长
1406
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:36,760
吃啊，好好吃的
1407
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:40,120
校长也吃了！
1408
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:42,400
嗯！不错！
1409
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:50,320
是不是好吃啊？ 吃多点
1410
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:51,320
试试看
1411
01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:52,400
是不是好好吃啊？
1412
01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:53,760
哎！多加点材料！
1413
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:56,840
喝杯果汁！
1414
01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:59,000
好味道的
1415
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:21,960
在旋转似迷糊但自然
1416
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:25,600
地球在转快如闪电
1417
01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:32,400
月球在转，欢欣随着飘进心胸发展
1418
01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:36,280
尽情的跳，兴奋每一分秒
1419
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:39,800
用欢笑向人闪耀
1420
01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:43,480
自由地转，好比跳出天际
1421
01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:47,560
像只小小的鸟
1422
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:52,240
这初吻
1423
01:22:52,440 --> 01:22:56,240
为你献上就如赠品
1424
01:22:56,400 --> 01:23:02,240
因跟你相遇就是缘分
1425
01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:07,320
快冲破彼此的阻隔
1426
01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:10,680
畅快乐园里要任意搜索
1427
01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:14,720
快冲进这个爱的境界
1428
01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:17,960
增加彼此的了解
1429
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:21,600
快冲破彼此的阻隔
1430
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:25,160
畅快乐园里你再冰冷
1431
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:29,080
快冲进这个爱的境界
1432
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:35,680
增加彼此的了解
1433
01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:44,960
好棒哦！
1434
01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:54,120
谭丽珠主任，我们跳舞吧！
1435
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:56,600
啊！我也跳！
1436
01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:14,880
随便吧！
1437
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:23,520
快冲破彼此的阻隔
1438
01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:26,840
畅快乐园里要任意搜索
1439
01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:30,720
快冲进这个爱的境界
1440
01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:34,840
增加彼此的了解
1441
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:38,080
快冲破彼此的阻隔
1442
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:41,440
畅快乐园里你再冰冷
1443
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:45,240
快冲进这个爱的境界
1444
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:51,680
应该加深彼此了解
1445
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:56,080
快冲破彼此的阻隔
1446
01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:59,720
畅快乐园里你再冰冷
1447
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:03,320
快冲进这个爱的境界
1448
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:10,200
应该加深彼此了解
1449
01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:14,240
快冲破彼此的阻隔
1450
01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:17,560
畅快乐园里你再冰冷
1451
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:21,720
女人，我喜欢女人！
1452
01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:31,480
谭丽珠主任，我们去偷情啦！
1453
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:32,920
这边你怎么不早说呢！
1454
01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:34,520
我等了好久了
1455
01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:37,720
去了...！
1456
01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:44,640
我们去楼梯底下偷情啊
1457
01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:49,920
有人啊，走！
1458
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:57,280
谢天呀，你当然是我第一个男人啰
1459
01:25:58,240 --> 01:26:01,480
为什么你们男人
1460
01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:06,720
我们去打野战啦！
1461
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,000
会风湿的呀
1462
01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:09,080
上校车啦！
1463
01:26:09,520 --> 01:26:11,600
我会晕车呀！
1464
01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:15,200
来啦！
1465
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:18,160
我来啦！
1466
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,160
谭丽珠！
1467
01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:23,360
哦！李鹏飞！
1468
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:26,560
丽珠...！
1469
01:26:27,160 --> 01:26:28,640
鹏飞！
1470
01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:32,880
丽珠
1471
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:35,760
鹏飞！
1472
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:44,960
快！偷衣服啊！ 好！
1473
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:48,960
快点...
1474
01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:16,080
珠珠
1475
01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:18,040
飞飞
1476
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:29,840
校董好！你好...！
1477
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:32,080
我来介绍
1478
01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:34,760
家计会的吴小姐，教育署的梁先生
1479
01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:36,160
区议员黄先生！ 您好...
1480
01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:39,440
敝校的胡主任
1481
01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:43,440
来啦...快点...！ 好了好了！
1482
01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:48,240
那我们快把电线收起来！
1483
01:27:48,440 --> 01:27:51,520
来不及的啦！ 快点嘛！
1484
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:56,000
他们来了...！ 好了好了！
1485
01:27:56,560 --> 01:27:57,080
请！
1486
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,720
自从我们学校经过大力整顿之后呀
1487
01:27:59,880 --> 01:28:03,200
校风纯朴，品德高尚，清心寡欲
1488
01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:07,960
最适合做学校性教育的
1489
01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:12,000
请...！
1490
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:13,520
校长呢？
1491
01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:14,800
我怎么知道？
1492
01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:16,320
简人坚
1493
01:28:16,440 --> 01:28:17,480
校长怎么还没来？
1494
01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:19,680
不见
1495
01:28:23,200 --> 01:28:24,280
飞飞！
1496
01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:25,280
珠珠！
1497
01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:26,880
飞飞！
1498
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,280
珠珠！
1499
01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:30,760
请坐！ 各位同学早！
1500
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,880
我是家计会的代表，我叫吴生仔
1501
01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:36,120
我想了解一下
1502
01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:38,520
老师啊，我认为上这个性教育课啊
1503
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:40,480
应该好像上化学课一样耶
1504
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:41,280
为什么？
1505
01:28:41,440 --> 01:28:42,560
多做一点实验嘛！
1506
01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:43,800
小子
1507
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,600
我们先来看这一段影片啊
1508
01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:52,120
性教育课程第一节
1509
01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:54,440
身体接触异性的行为探讨
1510
01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:58,120
我们有金塞士和南官博士
1511
01:28:58,480 --> 01:28:59,560
我最近研究所得
1512
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:02,040
青少年发育逐渐提早
1513
01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:05,080
多数的中学生都渴望和异性交往
1514
01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:07,920
我想先谈谈男女交往的礼节 问题
1515
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:11,800
多数的年青人
1516
01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:13,920
最近到舞厅会成为性泛滥的温床
1517
01:29:14,040 --> 01:29:15,880
只有学校的舞会比较正派
1518
01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:21,080
成功了
1519
01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:34,600
快！走啊！
1520
01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:41,800
怎么会这样？
1521
01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:43,640
怎么会这样？我们也不知道！
1522
01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:51,440
舞厅，我要去舞厅，然后去找女人
1523
01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:09,600
谢先生，我要以教育官的身份
1524
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:12,320
我也不知道他到哪儿去了
1525
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:14,480
抽大麻的下场就是这么惨
1526
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:15,920
所以最好不要试呀
1527
01:30:25,680 --> 01:30:28,960
天还没亮呢！ 啊！惨了！
1528
01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:35,600
要迟到了！快...！
1529
01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:37,800
这车门锁住了！ 快撬开它呀！
1530
01:30:37,880 --> 01:30:40,120
这样的教性教育，一堂课就够了！
1531
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:41,920
干吗还需要每个礼拜上一堂啊
1532
01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:44,920
放我们出来啊！救命呀！
1533
01:30:46,440 --> 01:30:48,720
快放我们出来呀！
1534
01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:49,760
是谁在里面？
1535
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:50,760
不知道！
1536
01:31:01,640 --> 01:31:04,480
我会写报告给教师，我们走！
1537
01:31:07,560 --> 01:31:11,000
李鹏飞，谭丽珠！
1538
01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:13,360
我找你们到学校来
1539
01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:15,520
就是要你们帮我办好学校
1540
01:31:15,680 --> 01:31:17,520
你看看你们今天的行为
1541
01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:20,840
从今天起，你们跟我自动消失
1542
01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:24,840
胡耀邦！ 在！
1543
01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:28,080
你明天来开校董代表大会
1544
01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:29,840
我会选你再进主席团
1545
01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:31,880
谢谢小平哥！
1546
01:31:41,680 --> 01:31:44,400
学生似清淡的菜汤
1547
01:31:44,560 --> 01:31:47,320
先生似是盐
1548
01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:50,720
学生似先进的唱机
1549
01:31:50,840 --> 01:31:53,320
先生似电
1550
01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:57,720
他给我可爱的每一天
1551
01:31:57,880 --> 01:32:00,240
他跟我成日开战
1552
01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:02,520
写进日记
1553
01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:06,400
老来怀念
1554
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:09,600
日子像倒转的过山车
1555
01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:12,480
急冲到面前
1556
01:32:13,120 --> 01:32:19,280
让千串欢笑声摄影于青春里面
1557
01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:22,920
将一切影印于脑海中
1558
01:32:23,080 --> 01:32:25,400
一班搞笑同伴的脸
1559
01:32:25,520 --> 01:32:28,240
虽己逝去
1560
01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:32,240
我总思念
1561
01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:38,920
共乘潮浪再冲向前
1562
01:32:39,600 --> 01:32:44,280
每日里更多新发现
1563
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:50,960
愿凭全力去闯，将海都变甜
1564
01:32:51,120 --> 01:32:58,000
前路尚有无限次测验
1565
01:32:58,280 --> 01:33:01,160
别了！别了！
1566
01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:04,000
又转身跟你相见
1567
01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:07,440
别了！别了！
1568
01:33:07,560 --> 01:33:09,760
在分开的每天
1569
01:33:09,840 --> 01:33:13,880
爱火会继续燃
1570
01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:17,120
HI！
1571
01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:18,600
今天晚上要上飞机
1572
01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:20,280
追不到阿珍，就要回南洋啦！
1573
01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:21,560
我要到新加坡读大学
1574
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:23,400
因为阿珍也考到新加坡大学了
1575
01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:24,480
是吗？ 是呀！
1576
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:25,680
而且我们还住在一起
1577
01:33:25,840 --> 01:33:27,280
住在一起？什么？
1578
01:33:27,440 --> 01:33:28,880
住在同一间宿舍！
1579
01:33:29,240 --> 01:33:30,960
哦！ 真是英魂不散！
1580
01:33:31,120 --> 01:33:32,080
你们有什么打算？
1581
01:33:32,400 --> 01:33:34,560
不要提啦，要帮我老爸做生意了
1582
01:33:34,720 --> 01:33:35,520
那么孝顺啊！
1583
01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:37,000
没办法啦！奉子结婚啦！
1584
01:33:37,160 --> 01:33:37,880
结婚？
1585
01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:40,680
是呀，我己经是他的人了嘛！
1586
01:33:40,920 --> 01:33:41,960
大学没我的份！
1587
01:33:42,080 --> 01:33:43,160
大肚就有我的份了
1588
01:33:43,840 --> 01:33:44,880
我竟然考到大学了耶
1589
01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:46,360
我继续我的事业，读中学！
1590
01:33:46,480 --> 01:33:47,280
我也考入理工了耶
1591
01:33:47,480 --> 01:33:48,480
理工有白马王子啊？
1592
01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:50,400
哎...白马王子在这儿呢
1593
01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:51,720
他考入理工读缝纫！
1594
01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:52,800
缝纫呐？
1595
01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:55,680
哎！现在我们各奔东西
1596
01:33:55,800 --> 01:33:58,080
什么怎么办？
1597
01:33:58,600 --> 01:33:59,800
朋友！
1598
01:33:59,960 --> 01:34:01,840
我们还有个朋友在那边！
1599
01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:04,840
不要啊...我有畏高症啊！
1600
01:34:07,720 --> 01:34:08,920
死定了
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