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Megan, you're
around nine weeks pregnant.
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I'm happy to schedule
a termination
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if you're sure
that's what you want.
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You can piss off now, Jaxon.
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I don't need the fucking drama.
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Does he know?
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Like, I'm totally
going to tell my dad
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about my awesome teen pregnancy.
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We're looking for someone?
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- Isn't that, um...
- Amanda.
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One day she just, poof,
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emptied the till
and that was that.
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Oof.
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Amanda made those.
I have one at home.
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I think you're a
little bit in denial.
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My god! Can you hear yourself?!
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Where's your daughter, Lucky?
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I'm trying to get
home to see her.
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Where's Lock?
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What are you going to do? I was
thinking maybe I'd kill him.
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Argh!
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Drive! Go!
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Drive! Go!
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Where are we going?
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We are going north to Gungardie.
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Thanking you, Chubba.
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Go on then.
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Huh, how about you pay
me last month's rent
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and then we'll talk about it?
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Fair enough.
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Why do they call Chubba anyway
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if you're so skinny?
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Different kind of
Chub. You know.
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Oh, yeah I love it!
Please tell me right now!
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Year 8 swimming
carnival at Scotch.
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Second division breast stroke.
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I was on the starting
blocks and...
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..yeah.
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Must've been the silky
fabric or something.
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Little fella just
popped up to say hello,
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and, 'Boom'. That was it.
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Chubba. It just stuck.
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I bet it did. Well, fuck it.
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You're in Far North
Queensland now, m'brother.
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Every prick and his dog's
running away from something.
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Yours is a
twenty-year-old boner.
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Hey, Mr DJ, y'right?
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Hey! Hey! Argh! Fuck!
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Hey! Hey! Argh! Fuck!
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Hey, hey, you're alright.
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Let's have one. Let's
have one together.
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Alright, Cairns, are you ready
to forget who the fuck we are?!
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What the hell is that?
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A cassowary.
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'12 Things That'll Kill
You in The Daintree'.
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After Crocodiles,
suicide plants,
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paralysis ticks, and feral pigs.
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Cassowary? Uh-huh.
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"This angry prehistoric
chicken will gut you
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with it's ten inch medial claw".
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Medial? Medial claw.
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Holy shit, that's a sheep.
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That's it's intestines!
That is fucking sick. Look!
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Look!
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No, I don't want to
look. Make it go away.
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No, oy. You're
driving. Hey, hey, hey!
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You're driving. It's the
law. That's my... Who is it?
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It's just Billie.
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What does she say?
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"You're so random.
How drunk were you?"
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How drunk were you?
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Lucky?
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I don't...
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Oh!
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Wow.
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What?
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I'm pretty sure I'm
looking at the words,
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“5 sleeps” spelt out in bananas.
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Oh, yeah. I did that.
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Oh, you also sent Avery like,
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a thousand messages, mate.
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Mate.
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Yep.
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Getting pissed by
y'self in a cheap motel.
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Classy.
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Blurgh.
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What?
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Oh, nothing.
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I just got a wave of...
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Oh, no. It's...
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You've been looking at the
phone. Look at the horizon.
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No it's cause you smell like
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red wine and arse.
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I don't smell like
arse.
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Oh, can you stop
making that noise,
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you're making me sick.
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I'm pregnant, I can't help...
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Well, it's not my
fault your pregnant.
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I'm hungover. Can you
stop making the noise?
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Just hold on. Can you hold on?
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Mm!
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Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
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Oh, fuck!
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Oh, my god!
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Are you alright? Yeah.
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Alright. OK.
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Oh, god. Sweet.
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I need some Mentos or something.
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My breath smells like puke.
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Y'might score some
biodynamic mint.
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Hey. Huh?
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Hey. You'll be fine.
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Whatever happens,
I'm going to be...
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Sorry, it's Avery. It's
alright, I'll get it later.
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No, take it. Talk to her now.
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Are you sure? Yeah, I'm good.
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You go for a wander?
I'll be... Mm-hm.
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Hey, hi.
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I'm putting your
stuff in storage.
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What? Wait a sec, why...
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Lucky, is that a conga drum?
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A Djembe, I think.
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I'm at this gorgeous little
market in a town called Gungardie.
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You know what? I
don't even care.
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Come on, Ave, just I'm
coming home tomorrow.
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Can't we just talk
about it then?
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What about, Lucky? Hm?
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The lying or the
drinking problem?
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Or is it the secret relationship
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with the pregnant teen?
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Whoa, was that my...
Was that my Maton?
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If you cared about
our relationship
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as much as you do
these fucking guitars.
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It's a 1977 limited
edition, babe.
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When you get back tomorrow,
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you're shit's going to
be in 2x2 at Kennards.
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So, whatever you've got to
say, can you just say it now?
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Hi.
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Can I help you?
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Um, yes...
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These are cool. Do you
know who makes them?
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Oh, we do.
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Right, and you're...
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We're a poly-spiritual
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anti-capitalist
intentional community.
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Nice. Catchy.
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Nice. Catchy.
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Yeah, we hold monthly
seeding seminars in town
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if you're interested.
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"'Sowe', nourish, grow".
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Sow.
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Oh, sow?!
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We sow the seeds
of enlightenment.
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Y'know, if you buy one of those,
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they throw in a
brainwashing for free.
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Geert, can you please...
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What? I'm allowed
to offer samples.
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Puffy poffertjes.
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You come visit us,
brand new location,
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down by the toilets.
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Have a lovely day.
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Yeah, sorry about him.
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Um, where were we?
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I'm actually
looking for someone,
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and I think that
she makes these,
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and I just wanted to know
if you had any information.
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Oh, I couldn't
help you with that.
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Well, she... She...
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Yeah, if you've got
any more questions,
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the seeding seminar's
your best bet.
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I've given up drinking.
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What, since the banana dick
pics you sent me at 3am?
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Yes.
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Well, it's not about
the drinking, Lucky.
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It's about the shit that
you don't talk about
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that makes you drink,
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that makes me want throw this
fucking Maton out the window.
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Those windows aren't wide
enough to throw a Maton...
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Those windows aren't wide
enough to throw a Maton...
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Lucky, just try not to
be funny for one second!
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Jesus Christ.
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I mean, I fell in love with you
because you're funny, but...
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I thought it was my bum.
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It's pathological avoidance.
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This wall that
comes up every time
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anything is asked of you.
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I mean, like, whenever
I want to talk about,
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I don't know, our future,
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or, god forbid, kids.
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Just this fucking wall.
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OK.
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Look, Ave...
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..there is a thing.
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It's about Billie.
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Billie? Your niece?
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Yeah, well, that's
kind of the...
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..You know how I've been...
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..kind of anxious
about her coming?
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And Toby was ringing...
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I'm sorry...
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..You bolted
because, what, um...
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..You're anxious about a visit
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from your 12-year-old niece?
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Yeah. Sort of. It's more...
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Jesus Christ, no wonder
you can talk about kids.
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Jesus Christ, no wonder
you can talk about kids.
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You're barely functional enough
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to come up with a decent lie.
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It's not a lie.
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It's... It's just...
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People only have
kids because life
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is fundamentally meaningless,
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and kids are
meaning-shaped things
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that fit into their
meaningless holes.
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Well, I'm glad I'm not
going to be throwing
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any of my ten remaining eggs
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into your meaningless
hole, Lucky.
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No, Ave, I was just
joking. Don't hang...
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Oi, Lucky!
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I found something. Come on!
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Come on, Fucky. Hurry up.
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Hashtag TastyPoff.
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Post your poff pictures today.
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Five for seven, seven for ten.
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No? I respect that.
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What the? Wait it...
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It was right here.
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What? It was right here?
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What do you...
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What do you...
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Hey! Wait!
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Mate!
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That is fucking weird.
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What now?
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Poffertjes.
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Awesome.
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Goedemorgen. Five for
seven, seven for ten.
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Those scammers? Why'd you
want to know about them?
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We're looking for someone,
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and I think they might
know where she is.
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They took her too?
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Danke.
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Remember to post your poff
pictures, hashtag TastyPoff!!
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They brainwashed my wife into
joining their little cult.
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Cult?
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Sorry... 'Intentional
community'.
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Where is this place?
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It's up the river,
in the forest.
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It's like their
Ewoks or something.
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Could you show us where it is?
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Yeah. I can show you the
track, but it's rough.
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Yeah. I can show you the
track, but it's rough.
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You'll need a good
four-wheel drive.
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Meg...
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You will be home tomorrow.
OK? Sunday latest.
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If I don't...
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You'll be home with a day
to spare. OK? I promise.
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She's there. I know she is.
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Hashtag Tastypoffs!
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I don't suppose you'd know
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where we can get a
four-wheel drive?
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Do it your way.
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Flip it... and hit the latch,
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very gently.
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Argh!
266
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Just be careful. Hands. Sorry.
267
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,840
OK. Let's ride, bitches.
268
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,200
Oppsie daisy!
269
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,360
Ha, okay.
270
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,560
Who was it you lost?
271
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,000
My mum.
272
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,120
My mum.
273
00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,400
Ah... monsters.
274
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,880
How long is this drive?
275
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,400
Ah, three, four hours,
depending on the track...
276
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,640
..and the weather...
277
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:21,800
..and luck.
278
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,160
Monsters!
279
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:31,960
OK.
280
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,320
So, how was it with Avery?
281
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,080
Fairly terminal, I would say.
282
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:43,920
Mm.
283
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,440
Does she know
you're Billie's dad?
284
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,120
Billie doesn't even know
285
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,360
I'm Billie's dad.
286
00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,960
Well, bizarrely,
287
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,640
the topic of fathering a child
288
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,576
to my brother's
wife, hasn't come up.
289
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,000
You know?
290
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,680
You know?
291
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,440
It's just all this fucking
lying that adults do.
292
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,856
You reckon you're
protecting people,
293
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,240
but you're just pussies.
294
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,560
Well, you'll find that the truth
295
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,160
get's a bit more complicated
as you get older.
296
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,160
Oh, thank you.
297
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,160
Thank you, Mr Wise
Old Wizard Man.
298
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,320
Are you guys OK back there?
299
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,760
You need more A/C?
It's dual zone.
300
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,800
Yes, please.
301
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,080
I was thinking that
if they do let you in,
302
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,760
maybe you can get a
message to my wife, Tammy.
303
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,416
What do you mean,
"If"? Oh, yeah.
304
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,320
Well, they are very
paranoid about outsiders.
305
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:33,880
They only need
306
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,040
one weakness to prey on.
307
00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,200
With Tammy it was her weight.
308
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,400
I mean she's full
figured, you know?
309
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,400
I mean, we're bakers,
for Christ sake!
310
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,200
But she does this course
311
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,360
and they say, you know,
312
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,800
"God wants you to have
1,400 calories a day",
313
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,680
or some twaddle like this.
314
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,880
And fine, OK, I use the
wholemeal spelt whatever,
315
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,720
just for her... Hey, darlin'.
316
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:55,896
Look, I know you're
angry... But...
317
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,400
That's not enough.
318
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,336
Suddenly she needs
space. There's something
319
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,000
you need to know...
about your Mum.
320
00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:01,560
You need to know...
about your Mum.
321
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,800
So, here I am. She's left me.
322
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,520
Taken out an AVO,
323
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,416
calling me a dikzak
and this and that.
324
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,560
Sorry, what was that?
325
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,880
"Dikzak". It means, 'Fat Bag'.
326
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,640
No, the AVO bit.
327
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,480
She took out a
restraining order on you?
328
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,240
Yeah. Can you believe it?
329
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,920
Yeah, but why? What did you do?
330
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,560
Emotional abuse, they said.
331
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,200
Can you stop the car?
332
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,520
What, because I cry too loudly?
333
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,200
Geert! Can you stop the car?
334
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,400
I think we need to...
335
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,760
Just stop the fucking car!
336
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,800
Why?
337
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,920
What's going on?
Get out. Get out.
338
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,280
I'm getting out.
339
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,680
Shut up for a sec.
340
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,520
Meg... I have a poop
shovel if you need!
341
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,480
I need to get higher.
What's going on?
342
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,416
I need reception. It's
Dad. Where are you going?
343
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,200
Well, why don't you just...
344
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,400
Careful of the nature!
345
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,160
Are you OK? I'm fine.
346
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,896
Why don't you just
take it a bit easier?
347
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:54,960
Why?
348
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,160
Well, because you're...
349
00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,816
What, you want it to
be healthy abortion?
350
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,000
Jesus. No, I'm not
worried about that embryo.
351
00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:03,240
Jesus. No, I'm not
worried about that embryo.
352
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,400
I'm worried about you.
353
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,920
Argh!
354
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,360
Shit me! Fuck!
355
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,720
Even the plants
here are arseholes.
356
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,320
There's something
357
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,160
you need to know about your mum.
358
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,160
She, um...
359
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,880
She actually did
come back for a bit.
360
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,920
You were six, and...
361
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:25,920
..The social worker said
362
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,360
that kids can sometimes
363
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,800
block stuff out, or whatever.
364
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,840
Anyway, so, one day,
365
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,120
there she was...
366
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,760
..at the front door, with a bag.
367
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:39,000
She was happy and clear and...
368
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,280
..It was nice. It
was really nice...
369
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,600
..for a couple of weeks...
370
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,440
..'til, I don't know, um...
371
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,400
..Hey, do you remember
372
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,320
when you had the
cast on your leg?
373
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:59,760
Well, one day, I
got home from work,
374
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,000
and the place was empty,
375
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,160
and the place was empty,
376
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,920
and the Toyota was gone.
377
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,480
And I thought, you know,
378
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,520
maybe she's taken you out
379
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,640
for an ice cream.
380
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,840
But then...
381
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,320
..then the cops called.
382
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,040
She'd come off the
road, flipped the car,
383
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,120
just south of Coongoola,
384
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,520
And she was trying
to take youse...
385
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,760
..from me.
386
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,600
I mean, you... You were all OK,
387
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,760
except for your bleeding, but.
388
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,840
Anyway...
389
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,440
..I should have told you before.
390
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,200
It's just... Call me back, yeah?
391
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,320
Meg.
392
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,960
We should go.
393
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,720
Go where?
394
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,599
I just remember it was itchy.
395
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,120
The cast. I had to...
396
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,240
..scratch it with a chopstick.
397
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,720
It's kinda funny how you and me
398
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,960
are only here right now
cause of two car crashes.
399
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,120
Well, probably heaps of
others we don't know about.
400
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,640
Anyway it's a foetus.
401
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:23,680
What?
402
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,640
Well, I'm nine weeks pregnant..
403
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,720
..So, it's
officially... a foetus.
404
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,840
It's not... an embryo.
405
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,080
Right.
406
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,080
Lucky! Shit!
407
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,720
Lucky!
408
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,680
I know you're out there!
409
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,320
I don't even know them.
410
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,720
Lucky!
411
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,776
If you don't come down
right now, I swear to god,
412
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,336
I'm going to spear this
guy in the fucking leg!
413
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,360
I just make poffertjes.
414
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,840
Lucky, what did
you actually do to this guy?
415
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,000
Nothing.
416
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Nothing.
417
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,200
Nothing much.
418
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,240
I thought you said
419
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,296
it was a couple of pounds.
420
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,800
Yeah. 'A couple' means two.
421
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,880
Yeah, not always.
422
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,200
Yes, always.
423
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,560
As in, "Look at that lovely
couple holding hands".
424
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,280
As in a rhyming... couplet...
425
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,016
So, if you say, "See you
in a couple of minutes”
426
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,856
you're literally gone for two
minutes on the dot, are ya?
427
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,400
No, but says we've
got to collect
428
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,216
a couple of pounds
of methamphetamine,
429
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,280
I'm expecting two
fucking pounds of it,
430
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,160
not whatever the fuck this is!!
431
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,320
Well, whatever it weighs,
432
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,840
it's a couple of months' debt
paid off for you, isn't it?
433
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,080
You smuggled meth?
434
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,560
No. Lucky!
435
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,560
Well, technically, yes.
436
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,840
Now!
437
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,640
I'm going to count to 40,
438
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,216
and if you don't come
down straight away...
439
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,480
Wait, wait... Why 40?
440
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,760
Huh? Why 40?
441
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,056
Because 30's too quick.
I thought about it.
442
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,280
He might be ages away.
443
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,000
Then why not five
minutes, or something?
444
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,560
Then why not five
minutes, or something?
445
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,496
Have you ever counted
to 300, you dipshit?
446
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,160
It takes, like, forever.
447
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,320
No, no. It would
take five minutes.
448
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:09,920
Sixty seconds... and that is it!
449
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,776
You
have to help him.
450
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,480
You have to go down there.
451
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,240
That guy is abusive.
452
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,360
His wife took out a
restraining order on him.
453
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,440
For crying!
454
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,240
That's what HE says.
455
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,400
Duncan's here
because of you. Go!
456
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,480
Don't you victim blame me.
457
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,400
I'm drug smuggler-blaming you!
458
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,320
Fine. Fucking fine.
459
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,640
But you go back up the hill.
460
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,000
Call the cops.
461
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,576
No, they'll take, like,
two hours to get here!
462
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,176
Have you got a
better idea? Yes. Go!
463
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,480
No you go.
464
00:19:36,481 --> 00:19:37,960
Go!
465
00:19:37,961 --> 00:19:39,400
I'm not fucking moving. Go.
466
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,760
46... 46...
467
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,400
..45...
468
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,640
..44...
469
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:45,760
..43...
470
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,760
..42, 41.
471
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,240
OK, OK, I'm here,
I'm here. I'm here...
472
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,680
Duncan.
473
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,760
G'day, buddy.
474
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,040
It's been a while.
475
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,000
What was that?
476
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,920
What was that?
477
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,320
What?
478
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,480
Is that...
479
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,640
Oh, shit!
480
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,120
Come on. Go take it, take it...
481
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,240
No, no, no, no.
482
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,400
I can't swim.
483
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,496
What do you mean,
you can't swim?
484
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,840
You're always fishing.
485
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,360
Yes, from a fuckin' boat!
486
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,776
This is the police.
487
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,960
Stay were you are!
488
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,280
Don't move!
489
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,440
Lucky...
490
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:29,440
Lucky!
491
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,721
I spent 26 months in
that jail because of you.
492
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,240
To be fair, you were
trafficking class A drugs.
493
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,240
Not so much as a
fucking day visit
494
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,480
or a phone call.
495
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,320
And do you know
what's really funny,
496
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,680
like, LOL, fucking hilarious?
497
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,016
Every week night
when I was inside,
498
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,560
guess what we all used to watch?
499
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:54,880
Channel 9, 7:30, every
night, like church.
500
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,976
'Precinct Seventeen'...
'Precinct Seventeen'?
501
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,576
With Avery Mae.
502
00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,999
And then one day,
I'm having a poo,
503
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,120
And then one day,
I'm having a poo,
504
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,760
flicking through some TV mag,
505
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,840
and there she is, Avery Mae,
506
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,800
and lo, there next to her
507
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,120
is your stupid fucking
traitorous head.
508
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,240
I mean... Come on!
509
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,840
Dunc, I am sorry I left,
510
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,480
but I had to. OK?
511
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,960
You had to. Right. Got it.
512
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,360
It's true. I had a daughter.
513
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,640
Oh, bullshit. I did.
514
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,800
I do.
515
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,280
You're lying.
516
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,760
I swear, I can show you a photo.
517
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,496
Oh, yeah? Then how
come I never met her?
518
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,320
She lives in Perth with her mum.
519
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,680
Look, here, this is her.
520
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,360
She's playing footy.
521
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,520
AFL. That is not football.
522
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,280
She has your eyes.
523
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,440
You reckon?
524
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,480
So, you abandoned
her too then, hey?
525
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,640
No.
526
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,800
It's tricky.
527
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,520
It's tricky?, Is it
a little bit tricky?
528
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,400
Do you know what else is tricky?
529
00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,999
Prison.
530
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,040
Prison.
531
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,720
Prison's fucking tricky!
532
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,520
Hey, what can I do to...
533
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,320
..to make it up to you?
534
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,720
Reparations.
535
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,000
Reparations?
536
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,400
Yeah, the Pajero.
537
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,640
I'll take that Pajero.
538
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,016
No, it's my Pajero.
It's his Pajero.
539
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,200
Oh, shit!
540
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,600
What I needed was a mate and
I thought we were friends!
541
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,160
We are... friends.
542
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,080
Whoa! Whoa!
543
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,600
No, no, no, no, no!
544
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,936
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
545
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,360
You people are insane!
546
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,416
No, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait!
547
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,320
You've got our
stuff! Motherfucker!
548
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,600
I saved your life, you dikzak!
549
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,440
Your bananas!
550
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,640
Fuck, you arsehole!
551
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:44,760
Oi!
552
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,496
No, you fucking don't. OK, OK.
553
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,240
Don't you move! Oi!
554
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,400
No! No! No! No! No!
No! You come back here!
555
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,720
Come here!
556
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,000
Duncan!
557
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:57,880
Come here!
558
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:58,960
Duncan!
559
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Oi!
560
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,760
Don't do it!
561
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,640
Oh, so we're all fucking
swimmers, are we?
562
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,360
Duncan!
563
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,840
Come on, mate. Let's just...
564
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:23,920
You know what?
565
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,576
Guys like you need to
be held accountable
566
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,120
for their actions.
567
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,360
You're right. OK. You're right.
568
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,120
I... I...
569
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,840
I fucked things
up and I run off.
570
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,560
I... I... I... I leave so that
571
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,496
I don't have to deal
with the aftermath.
572
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,800
No!
573
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,360
People.
574
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,520
You fuck people up.
575
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,440
Yeah.
576
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,640
People. You're right. So...
577
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,120
..And I need to learn my lesson.
578
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,880
So, why don't we just sit down
579
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,640
and we can talk...
580
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,160
Well, let's... Let's
call that even.
581
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,000
Fuck!
582
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,240
Fuck!
583
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,760
Meg! Meg!
584
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,560
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