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♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
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♪
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SISTER SISTO:
My flock,
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our worst fears were realized
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when the heathens sent assassins
into our kingdom
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and kidnapped
our beautiful baby Jessius.
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Already, they're filling
her mind with lies!
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They're telling her
that Jesse hates us
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and that the best flavor
of Laffy Taffy is banana.
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[hammer clanging]
Jesse tasks us,
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her most faithful servants,
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with a grave and dangerous task.
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We must rescue baby Jessius
from the hands of evil
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and strike down those who wish us harm.
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The Wall will be united
under Jesse's bow.
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[container thuds]
[soldiers cheering]
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And I will rule in her name!
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[container thudding]
[soldiers cheering]
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Anyway, we have to make sure
AISHA is prepared for--
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Terry! Do you have AirPods in again?
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You know I can't tell
when you're listening to me
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or some fucking podcast about bread.
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I am, but they're not on.
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I want the look of earrings
without the commitment of ears.
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It's the most important day of the year
for ship maintenance.
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I need you to focus.
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Ugh, don't strain
those bitter tits, I'm on it.
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They are strained!
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AISHA will be offline for two hours
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for her once-a-year software update.
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Two hours!
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Two hours isn't that long.
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I've sat around doing literally nothing
for longer than that.
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We have to monitor the cockpit
while she's shut down.
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This is serious.
[computer beeps]
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AISHA:
Let's get this update going.
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I'm ready for my staycation.
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Oh! You know, today's actually
no bueno for me.
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I have plans.
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You just said you don't do anything!
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Remember that auction at Jesse
and what's-his-fuck's school?
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I bid a ton of our blood-less diamonds
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and won an afternoon with Nancy Silverton!
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Who the fuck is that?
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Uh, doy!
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James Beard award-winning chef
slash bread mogul.
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She's coming over to personally teach me
how to make her famous crust.
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It was between her
and a Scott Adams Zoom
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where he teaches you how to be bitter.
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You don't even like crust!
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Only because I don't know
how to imbue it
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with personal umami!
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AISHA: Nancy Silverton's
a big deal, Korvo.
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She created Osteria Mozza.
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She's got a whole
Chef's Table episode!
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AISHA:
Girl brought Umbria to Melrose.
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Whatever. I couldn't care less
about this crusty woman.
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Can you at least pretend
to care about the ship?
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I do care!
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In fact, there's something
I wanna add to AISHA's update.
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Really? I'd love to see you take
some initiative.
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Update away.
[panel beeping]
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Accessing. Entering code.
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Beep boop boop. Bypassing the proxy.
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And done.
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[panel beeping]
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AISHA:
Recalculating estimate.
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Update will now take 14 hours
and 21 days. [laughing]
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What the fuck? We can't survive
without AISHA for 21 days.
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She scrubs the air,
monitors all the neutrino levels.
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AISHA: Update protocol
will commence in,
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um, pssh,
I don't know, like 40 seconds.
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That's good enough.
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- [alarm blaring]
- Wait, no!
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We can override the countdown.
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Grab the override ray
out of the array of rays.
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The what?
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The ray closet,
where we keep all the rays!
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We use it all the time!
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Okay, okay! Calm down, I'm on it.
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[alarm continues]
[rays guns clattering]
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[laser beams zapping]
Aw, fuck! Help!
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[Terry exclaiming]
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Damn it! It's your job to keep
the ray arrays arranged!
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Why do we have a taco ray?
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Grab the blue one over there
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and shoot AISHA with it
to buy me some time!
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Got it.
[yelps]
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[ray zapping]
[both screaming]
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[alarm continues]
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TERRY:
Korvo? Where are you?
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Ahh, I can't see anything!
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Oh, God, am I dead again?
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KORVO: You shot us
with the invisibility ray.
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We're invisible!
We have to get to AISHA before--
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AISHA:
Bye, bitches!
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KORVO:
AISHA? AISHA?
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TERRY: I just want to get ahead
of any accusations
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and say this is both our faults.
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KORVO:
Fuck!
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KORVO:
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia,
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until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa
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and escaped into the... space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth,
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stranding us on an already
overpopulated planet.
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That's right, I've been talking
this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
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My name is Korvo.
This is my show.
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Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.
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Ugh. This is ridiculous.
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I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.
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People are stupid and confusing.
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Everyone loves their phones,
but they haven't invented a thing
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that lets you transfer
your consciousness into your phone
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so that your body can die
but your soul can live on
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trapped for eternity
as someone else's operating system.
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Now that's a phone.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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TERRY:
Ah, I can't see!
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Are you sure we didn't get hit
by the blinding ray?
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KORVO: I threw
the blinding ray out last year
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after I realized looking at the sun
does the same thing
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for half the price.
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We're definitely both invisible
right now.
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TERRY:
But I can't see a fucking thing.
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Is everything invisible?
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KORVO: The light-detecting roots
and shmoots
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in our Shlorpian eyes are invisible,
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so the light's passing
right through them
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TERRY:
Ah, I see.
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KORVO: [groaning] Our brains
aren't receiving any information.
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Being invisible makes us blind.
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And now AISHA's shut down
for a long fucking time!
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What did you add to her system
that was so important?
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TERRY: Emojis.
KORVO: Emojis!
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Nobody uses those.
We aren't teens!
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TERRY:
I use them, and I like them!
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They're cute and fun!
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KORVO:
Ugh, I can't even see the clock
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to monitor her updates.
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TERRY:
Holy fucking shit.
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Ugh. Nancy Silverton
will be here in an hour,
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and I'm not gonna be able
to make crust with her
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if she can't see me.
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KORVO: Fuck your crust!
We have bigger problems.
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TERRY: Not me. How's she gonna correct
my kneading technique
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if she can't see my fingers?
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KORVO: We need to find
the invisibility ray
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and use it to re-visibilify us
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because without AISHA,
there's nobody with eyes
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to make sure
the whole ship doesn't fall apart.
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TERRY:
Oh, come on, Korvy,
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how often does
the ship actually break?
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[Korvo thuds]
KORVO: Ow!
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We have to keep
the neutronium core from exploding
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and destroying the northern hemisphere
of the Earth twice a day.
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[Korvo thuds]
KORVO: Fuck! Ugh.
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Why do you think I'm always running home
in the middle of movies?
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TERRY: I thought you needed to fart
in the privacy of your own home.
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KORVO: Yes, and prevent
the ship from exploding.
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TERRY:
Ugh, fine.
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I'll start feeling around
for the stupid ray.
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[objects clattering]
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Come on.
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Oops. Fuckin', where is it?
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[Korvo thuds]
KORVO: Ow! Terry, you bitch.
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Did you leave a compartment open?
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TERRY: Korvo! I'm sick
of you blaming me for everything!
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KORVO:
Then stop fucking up all the time.
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TERRY:
You suck so bad! [grunting]
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KORVO:
Did you just take a swing at me?
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I felt a fist-shaped breeze
go past my face.
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TERRY:
Hell yes, I threw down!
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KORVO:
You apologize right now!
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TERRY:
I'm sorry... that you're a dick!
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KORVO: That's it.
I'm sick of your shit.
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You've had this beatdown
coming for a long time!
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[thudding]
TERRY: Hey, fuckin' stop it!
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KORVO: Son of a--
TERRY: You want some?
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KORVO: Fuck you. Fuck you!
TERRY: I'll kick your mound!
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I'll do it, I'll kick you
right in the mound.
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Ow! God damn it!
KORVO: Eat shit!
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[container thudding]
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[container thudding]
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[guards yelling]
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Praise Bows!
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Yes! Praise Bows!
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Let them go first.
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[guards screaming]
[flesh squelching]
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GUARD 1:
Ah! Please!
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GUARD 2: The ground's covered
in ComfortGlide razors!
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It's a trap! Fall back!
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How did you know?
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Jesse warned me that
the heathens are full of tricks.
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Push forward!
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There will be trials ahead,
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but you have been chosen by Jesse herself
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to be a polka-dotted light
in the darkness.
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Praise Bows!
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SOLDIERS: Praise Bows!
Praise Bows! Praise Bows!
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Praise Bows! Praise Bows!
[soldiers yelping]
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Praise Bows! Praise Bows!
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KORVO: I hope you're happy.
You make me squart my robes.
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TERRY: You shouldn't
be squarting at all.
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It's not my fault, you sicko.
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KORVO:
Just focus on finding the ray.
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TERRY [mocking]:
Just focus on finding the ray.
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God, I'm so sick of your bossy attitude.
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KORVO: Bossy? I'm the team leader,
and you're the team follower.
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TERRY:
We're not a team.
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We're just two big spoons
that got assigned to each other
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that'll never work,
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like Michael Jordan and Yosemite Sam.
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[elevator whirring]
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If this is some
Halloween bullshit, I'm out.
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I told you that shit basic.
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KORVO: Yumyulack! Girl Yumyulack!
We need your help!
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Oh, boy, did somebody do
a Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
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on you guys?
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KORVO:
No. Terry fucked up and shot us
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with the invisibility ray,
so we're blind now.
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Why?
TERRY: It was an accident.
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No. Why are you blind?
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TERRY:
Ha! I knew it wasn't obvious.
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Go ahead and tell 'em.
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Tell 'em the insane reason
why we're blind.
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KORVO: The roots and shmoots
in our eyes are invisible
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so the light's passing through them.
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We need the invisibility ray.
Do you see it?
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Yeah. Yeah. Hang on.
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Make some noise so I can aim at you.
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TERRY: La, la, la, la.
KORVO: Noise, noise, noise.
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La, la, la.
TERRY: Oink, oink, oink.
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[Yumyulack and Jesse laughing]
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You sound stupid.
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KORVO: Will you just
make us visible again?
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Okay. Okay.
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Wait. We could use this
to our advantage.
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I'm listening.
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TERRY: No, no, no.
Don't start getting ideas.
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00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:43,797
I need to organize my yeast.
244
00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,257
KORVO:
The neutrino engine could explode!
245
00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,550
I need to reboot AISHA!
246
00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:47,467
If they can't see us,
247
00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:51,138
they can't stop us from going
on a fun sci-fi adventure.
248
00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,681
You mean like a time travel adventure?
249
00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:53,974
KORVO:
No! Those are too complicated.
250
00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:54,892
We don't do that anymore.
251
00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:55,726
TERRY: Grab 'em!
[box thudding]
252
00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:56,685
Ow! Fuck!
253
00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:59,229
KORVO: Make us visible,
and I'll let you clean the dishwasher.
254
00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:02,608
It's really fun. There's lots of old,
clean food stuck in the bottom.
255
00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:04,109
Fuck that noise!
256
00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:05,569
[machine whirring]
257
00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,280
KORVO:
Why do I hear chronotomic fabric?
258
00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,990
Don't you touch those time travel vests!
259
00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,409
Uh, we'll be back in two shakes
of a duck's dick.
260
00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,577
Yay!
KORVO: As your leader,
261
00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,120
I order you not to zip!
262
00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,830
[vests zapping]
263
00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,499
Hello, are you still here?
264
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,584
TERRY: Yep.
KORVO: Not you.
265
00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,836
[sighing] I think I heard
Yumyulack set the ray down
266
00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:23,670
on the table.
267
00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,422
TERRY: Found it!
Oh, wait. That's my hand.
268
00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:26,882
Okay, now I found it!
269
00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,258
Crap, that's the other hand.
270
00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,510
Fuck me and my two hands.
271
00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,261
KORVO: Use your echolocation
to find the table.
272
00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:32,804
TERRY: I don't wanna do that,
it's embarrassing.
273
00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,264
KORVO: Come on,
you got really good at it
274
00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,350
when you got lost
at Hedonism 4 last summer.
275
00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,392
Just try. Come on.
276
00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,227
[Terry groans]
277
00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,395
[screeching]
278
00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:43,899
KORVO:
You need to hit a higher register.
279
00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:44,858
TERRY [high-pitched voice]:
Then you do it!
280
00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:45,984
[normal voice]
Ugh, fuck this.
281
00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:48,028
I need to get my
double zero flour out and resting
282
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,655
or Nancy will be mise en pissed.
283
00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:50,781
KORVO:
No, we're not done here!
284
00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,658
The ship--
TERRY: Yeah. Yeah. The neutrino engine.
285
00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:53,992
I can't help with that anyway.
286
00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:56,620
You're so perfect at everything,
deal with it yourself.
287
00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:57,704
I'm outta here.
288
00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:58,539
[glass shattering]
289
00:08:58,539 --> 00:08:59,748
KORVO:
Okay. That sounded expensive.
290
00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,542
Terry, Terry, don't be a twunt.
291
00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:02,584
What did you break?
292
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,127
TERRY:
It's crust time, motherfuckers!
293
00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,420
[Terry thuds]
Ah!
294
00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:06,380
[elevator whirring]
295
00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,381
Ah.
296
00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,715
[Terry groans]
[glass shattering]
297
00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,552
Ow! Fuck! Ow!
[Terry thudding]
298
00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,846
Ow! So many stairs!
[Terry thudding]
299
00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:16,473
Ugh! Korvo, I fell down the stairs.
300
00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,183
KORVO: Good.
You deserve it for abandoning me.
301
00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,184
TERRY:
That's not nice!
302
00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,312
KORVO:
I think I found it! Get back here.
303
00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:26,108
Shit. You broke the fucking ray
into big, chunky pieces!
304
00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:27,776
[Korvo thuds]
Ugh, God damn it.
305
00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,153
[thuds]
Ow. Son of a bitch!
306
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,030
Ow! Ah! Oh! Shit!
[Korvo thudding]
307
00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,490
Whoa! Oh, God!
308
00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,366
Fuck my life.
309
00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,159
Oh, shit. Son of a bitch!
310
00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,077
KORVO/TERRY:
Oh!
311
00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:41,748
[wind gusting]
312
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,838
[soldier groaning]
313
00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:50,048
There, there.
314
00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:52,134
[gags]
315
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,137
Go to Jesse, my child.
[Sister Blista gasps]
316
00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:56,889
You could have helped him.
317
00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:57,806
I did.
318
00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:03,520
[wind gusting]
319
00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:13,572
SOLDIER:
Look, it's a Game Boy, but it's broken.
320
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,824
The infidels destroyed their heat source
321
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,993
rather than accept Jesse
into their hearts.
322
00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:20,495
I fear the worst
for our sweet Jessius.
323
00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:24,958
We must slaughter every one of them
whether they surrender or not.
324
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,544
They've been driven to madness
by their own depravity.
325
00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,380
Without heat, they're sure to be weak.
326
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,633
But some could still see the light.
Right, Sister?
327
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:35,344
No! Jesse spoke to me.
She wants them all dead.
328
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,054
I can sense Jessius nearby.
329
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,097
We must forge ahead.
330
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,768
TERRY:
Come on. Scale. Scale.
331
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:43,644
Where's the scale?
332
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,645
KORVO: Terry-- Ow!
[Korvo thuds]
333
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,146
I hit my soft head again.
334
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,022
TERRY:
Help me set up.
335
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,316
I'm worried our kitchen
is giving off CPK vibes.
336
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,484
KORVO:
You broke the ray!
337
00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:52,277
We're stuck blind
and invisible forever!
338
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,987
TERRY:
Yeah, yeah, forever's a long time.
339
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,322
Nancy's coming now.
340
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,866
KORVO: If you won't respect me,
then I won't respect your crust!
341
00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,785
TERRY:
Ah! [sniffing]
342
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,328
You did not just throw
343
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,830
my heirloom Goop Jade Egg brand
baking powder!
344
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,083
KORVO: Oh, don't want me
to break your stuff, huh?
345
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,545
Try making crust with no whatever this is.
346
00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,046
TERRY:
[sniffs] That was peanut butter.
347
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,465
You don't need peeb for crust,
you dork!
348
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,299
Quit it!
[Korvo grunting]
349
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,343
TERRY: Nancy needs
a peaceful, Italiano space.
350
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,678
This is not molto bene!
351
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:18,512
You know what?
352
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,181
I'm happy I destroyed
the stupid invisibility ray.
353
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,641
[Korvo grunting]
At least this way,
354
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:25,018
I'll never have to see
your ugly face again!
355
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,271
KORVO: You take that back.
You cherish my face! Ah!
356
00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:29,356
[utensils clattering]
TERRY: Ow! Not anymore, I don't!
357
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,233
I'm done taking your shit!
358
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,026
Forget the ray, forget the mission.
359
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,195
I am moving out!
360
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:36,989
Soon as I can find the door.
361
00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:38,323
Ah.
[utensils clattering]
362
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,157
Fuck!
363
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,494
KORVO:
Terry?
364
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,580
Are you still here?
365
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:47,666
TERRY: Yeah. I got confused about
which side of the door I was on
366
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,418
and was too embarrassed to say anything.
367
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,461
KORVO: I'm sorry I threw
your nutrient powders.
368
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,047
I think something is broken in me
that a ray can't fix.
369
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,633
TERRY: You wanna know why I bid
on an afternoon with Nancy?
370
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,635
KORVO: Well, I thought
it was 'cause you're a simp
for Netflix celebs.
371
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,680
TERRY:
[laughing] Yes, but also,
372
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,391
remember when we went
on that vacation to Highland Park
373
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,976
and you had an amazing piece of pizza
374
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,519
and wouldn't stop talking about it?
375
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,396
That was Nancy's crust.
376
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,274
You always work so hard
on the ship and lead us so good,
377
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,485
I, I just wanted to bring a little slice
of Highland Park to you.
378
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:18,488
KORVO: That's, that's very thoughtful
of you, Terry.
379
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,282
TERRY: Korvo, the reason
I never want to help
380
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:21,700
with the sci-fi stuff is
381
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,994
I don't know math.
382
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,996
KORVO:
[gasps] Not even basic math,
383
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,164
like the Goldbach Conjecture
384
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,791
or the real-valued function
on a three-dimensional space?
385
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,668
TERRY:
You shame me. I am shamed.
386
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,795
KORVO: I actually like that
you don't know science stuff.
387
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,256
TERRY: What?
KORVO: It makes me feel necessary,
388
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,717
like a hunky
sexy science Shlorpian.
389
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,010
TERRY:
You were fronting for me?
390
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,887
KORVO:
I was fronting and stunting.
391
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:43,805
TERRY: But we said
we'd never front in this house.
392
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,141
KORVO: Agreeing to that
was my original front.
393
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,101
TERRY: It is sexy
when you know about the ship.
394
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,353
I got pretty hot
395
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,104
when you complained
about the neutronium core.
396
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,689
KORVO:
It's always low on ions!
397
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,899
TERRY:
Mm. I'll tell you what,
398
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:56,276
that tech support tone makes me goosh.
399
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,695
KORVO: What about when I yell
at the fluidic processors?
400
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:02,366
TERRY:
Drives... me... wild.
401
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:05,327
KORVO:
Terry, take your goddamn clothes off.
402
00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,287
TERRY:
Oh, I've been naked this whole time.
403
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,082
[both moaning]
[metal clanging]
404
00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:11,083
Oh, fuck.
405
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,167
[blender whirring]
[moaning continues]
406
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,252
Treat me like an Ektorp.
407
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:14,795
Call me a slutty little Malm.
408
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,630
Talk Swedish dirty to me.
409
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,132
KORVO: But IKEA legal.
They're so powerful.
410
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,843
TERRY:
Just do it after we cut away!
411
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:24,221
[moped sputtering]
412
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,059
KORVO:
Ungh, Billy bookcase!
413
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:30,644
[both grunting]
414
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:31,937
Ribba frames!
TERRY: Yes.
415
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,064
- God! Yes! Ugh, yes.
- Ungh! Kallax shelving!
416
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:36,483
TERRY: Keep saying IKEA merch,
it gets me so fuckin' hot!
417
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,442
KORVO:
Allen wrench!
418
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,111
Home delivery!
419
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,279
Sustainability!
420
00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,489
Meatballs!
[appliances clattering]
421
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,199
[both moaning]
422
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,033
[knocking on door]
423
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,869
TERRY: Oh, fuck!
Oh, Nancy Silverton must be here!
424
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,829
Hello? Terry?
425
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:49,788
It's Nancy.
426
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:50,914
KORVO:
She just walked in?
427
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,541
TERRY: She's a legend.
She does what she wants.
428
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,168
Just shut up
and pretend we're not here.
429
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:56,879
I'm here for our
Master Craft Crust Session?
430
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,256
What the hell happened in here?
431
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,675
[sniffing] Raw dough
432
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,802
[sniffing] and raw dog!
433
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,180
Well, someone pumped the yeast in here!
434
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:08,765
Get out here right now or I'm leaving!
435
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,225
TERRY: Uh, hi, Nancy.
[Nancy gasps]
436
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,643
KORVO:
Hello, Mrs. Silverton.
437
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,478
Wh-who's there?
Show yourself!
438
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,855
TERRY:
It's, it's me, Terry.
439
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,983
I, I accidentally got myself
and Korvo here zapped
440
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,276
by an invisibility ray.
441
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,862
[sobbing]
And we're blind and we're invisible
442
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,864
and I won't be able
to knead dough with you.
443
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:24,781
It's all my fault!
444
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,533
KORVO: [crying]
Nancy, he cannot take all the blame!
445
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,701
This is Korvo, by the way.
446
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,994
I just learned about you today,
447
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,579
and now the ship's going to explode
448
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,331
if we can't get
our sight back and I--
449
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:34,666
Hush. Both of you need
to calm down.
450
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,335
There's no crying in the kitchen.
451
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,045
[sniffing and slurping]
452
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,923
Hm, photon entanglement.
I think I can help.
453
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,467
KORVO: You can construct
an invisibility ray?
454
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,135
No, but it's all ingredients.
455
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:48,222
Science, cooking.
Everything has a recipe.
456
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:50,057
I'm Nancy fucking Silverton.
457
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,434
Just point me towards the basil.
458
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:55,646
♪ uptempo music ♪
459
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:59,191
♪
460
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,152
[timer dings]
461
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,403
[sniffs]
It's ready.
462
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,446
TERRY:
Nancy, we love you,
463
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,865
but we have no idea
what the tits is going on.
464
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:09,409
I created a re-visibility bouillabaisse.
465
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,204
It should restore you
to the visible spectrum,
466
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,331
plus it's fucking delicious.
467
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:15,415
Now, where are you standing?
468
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,708
KORVO:
Lady, we have no idea where--
469
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:17,793
[bouillabaisse splashes]
[both screaming]
470
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,419
KORVO: Oh, my God! It's so hot!
TERRY: It hurts so much!
471
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,712
KORVO: I can feel my skin melting!
TERRY: I can see!
472
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,339
Thank you, Nancy Silverton!
473
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,299
Bon appetito!
474
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:28,679
[soldier sighs]
475
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:29,930
It's iced shut.
476
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,723
Break it down.
477
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,226
[hammer thuds]
478
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:36,728
[door slams]
479
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,234
SOLDIER:
It's empty.
480
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,194
Sister, where are the heathens?
481
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,946
They have to be here,
I heard them.
482
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:46,864
Here!
483
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,575
You're goddamn right, I floss!
484
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,159
It's A Few Good Men
electric toothbrush
485
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,662
in the shape of Jack Nicholson's
character, Colonel Jessup.
486
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:56,707
Those damn fools must have escaped
to the backyard.
487
00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:58,500
They'll be dead in days!
488
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,419
SISTER BLISTA:
"Montez told us you were coming.
489
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,087
Have fun freezing to death."
490
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:05,424
[screaming]
491
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:07,301
[sobbing]
492
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:09,595
Sister, it's sealed shut
with Nickelodeon Floam.
493
00:16:09,595 --> 00:16:11,180
It's impenetrable when frozen.
494
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,806
We can still chip away at it.
495
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,933
It's not Gak, you fuckin' idiot.
496
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,019
This shit is stronger than cement!
497
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,937
Fuck you, Greg! We have to try!
498
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,941
[Sister Sisto grunting]
499
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,319
They've ensnared us like rats!
500
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:28,113
They'll burn in the inferno
of Yumyu-hell for this!
501
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,698
Yumyu-hell?
Is that-- is that something new?
502
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:30,532
Silence!
503
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,201
In the first days,
Jesse was a giver
504
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:34,286
but never giving back our old lives.
505
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:36,830
Her ways are mysterious.
With faith, we are guided.
506
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,665
Get that door open now!
507
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,586
[ice crackles]
508
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,213
[Nancy and Korvo giggle]
509
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:47,299
You know, you remind me
a lot of Wolfgang Puck.
510
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,968
[sniffing] You smell similar too.
511
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,012
[vests zap]
512
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,472
And where the hell have you been?
513
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:56,683
We went on an awesome adventure
through time, remember?
514
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,684
It was sick!
515
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,770
The Pupa got us
into the sexiest parties
516
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,897
and totally altered
the space-time continuum.
517
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,858
He Yoko'ed the Spice Girls
and discovered penicillin!
518
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,610
- Great.
- Huh, we thought you'd be mad.
519
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:07,819
Did Korvo fix the ship?
520
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,072
Yes. And he got AISHA back online,
521
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,406
so the world isn't going to blow up,
522
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,451
but now Nancy McBackstabberton and Korvo
523
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:15,994
are becoming best friends in the kitchen.
524
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,579
[Nancy and Korvo laughing]
KORVO: Oh, Nancy!
525
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,206
Sounds like they're really vibing.
526
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,625
Sorry, Terry, Nancy S. is pretty cool.
527
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,293
You're the one who invited her in.
528
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,253
Rookie mistake.
529
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:26,839
She's an Alpha, and you're like
one of the punctuation marks
530
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,382
that comes after the alphabet.
531
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,968
[Nancy and Korvo laughing]
532
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,012
Hey, Nance?
Got a minute?
533
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,139
I need a second opin'
on these tomatoes I've been growing
534
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,558
in the front yard.
[Nancy laughing]
535
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:40,310
Of course! Beefsteak or heirloom?
536
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:45,107
Huh, I see Kentucky bluegrass
and some dandelions,
537
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,734
I guess I could use
the leaves, but I--
538
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,654
What the hell?
Is this a time traveling vest?
539
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,740
TERRY: Have fun cooking
in your beloved ancient Rome!
540
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,868
[Nancy screams]
[vest zapping]
541
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,077
[Terry laughing]
542
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,620
You're going to love how open
543
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,455
and irregular this crumb is.
544
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,290
Where's Nancy?
545
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:03,542
She had to scoot,
official Chi Spacca business.
546
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:04,918
They ran out of bone-in shrimp.
547
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,461
Too bad,
we were just about to whip up
548
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,880
a second batch of sourdough.
549
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,090
Want to knead with me, Terry?
550
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,341
Yeah. I would love to.
551
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,845
♪ romantic music ♪
552
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,101
♪ foreboding music ♪
553
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:24,605
♪
554
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,316
[gasps]
555
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:29,610
♪
556
00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:34,281
Huh?
557
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,365
Sister Sisto?
558
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:37,492
She dropped her Holy Bowble.
559
00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:41,663
[snow crunching]
560
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:44,750
♪ suspenseful music ♪
561
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,211
♪
562
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:55,385
[Sister Blista gasps]
563
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,138
This must be
how she speaks to Jesse!
564
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,060
Sister!
565
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,270
Why are you following me?
566
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,022
Y-you left behind your Holy Bowble.
567
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,107
I thought you'd need it
to commune with Jesse.
568
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,068
That's why you're here, right?
So she can help us?
569
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,819
Right, right, yes, of course.
570
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,030
I was coming here
to commune with Jesse.
571
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,907
You mustn't be here
when she arrives--
572
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,451
The last of the rations?
573
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,161
Sister, what, what are you doing?
574
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,163
Oh, please.
You really can't see
575
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:26,500
that the church, the holy war,
the "word of Jesse"
576
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,211
has all been a way
to control people?
577
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,672
No, no, it's Jesse's light.
578
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,799
What the fuck does that even mean?
579
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:36,927
She's a little alien.
She doesn't even emit light.
580
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:40,013
Wait, it's, it's not a metaphor?
581
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,224
Oh, my God, you're pathetic.
582
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:45,269
- You're, you're testing me.
- Ugh.
583
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,938
No one understands
the Wall like I do.
584
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,107
I've been watching
the tides of power
585
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:52,359
and when I had my chance,
I grabbed it.
586
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,070
The Wallians craved someone
to give them a fantasy.
587
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:59,116
They wanted to be owned, so I owned them.
588
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:00,826
But, but Halk?
589
00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:04,121
You said Jesse could bring him
back to life.
590
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:05,455
[slap smacks]
[Sister Blista yelps]
591
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:06,623
Even if she could,
592
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,126
why would she bring back
your loser husband?
593
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,752
You made it all up?
594
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,671
You should have escaped
when you had a chance.
595
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:16,049
Everyone in the Wall is going
to die because of you!
596
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:16,967
[Sister Sisto laughing]
597
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:17,801
[Sister Blista grunts]
598
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,553
Good. I'm glad!
599
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:21,763
You really think I give a rat's ass?
600
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:26,310
You are all going die
in this stupid fucking Wall,
601
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:29,479
while I go out into the world and live!
602
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:34,234
I'm going to sell my story
to Simon & Schuster for $5,000!
603
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:36,904
[blood splatters]
604
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:37,779
[Sister Blista whimpers]
605
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,114
[body squelches]
606
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:42,784
Aw, geez,
I think I stepped on a grape.
607
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,455
Oh, hi there, little friend.
Did you get lost?
608
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:51,335
Uffda, this Wall's smellin'
pretty funky.
609
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,921
Yum hasn't been taking
good care of you guys.
610
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,339
What's your name?
611
00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:58,967
Blist-- I mean, Nova.
My name is Nova.
612
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,761
Cool name!
613
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:04,765
If it's okay, could you please fix
the temperature inside the Wall?
614
00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:07,267
Sure! Easy peasy. Here ya go.
615
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,101
[thermostat beeping]
616
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:11,230
Thank you!
Oh, and my husband, he--
617
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,940
Okay, you take care now!
[Nova yelling]
618
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,234
I'll get you some Lucky Charms later
as a treat.
619
00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:18,111
[drawer rumbling]
620
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,821
[thudding]
[grunting]
621
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,325
[doors creaking]
622
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:26,453
Sisto is dead.
623
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,872
She was a false prophet,
preying on us
624
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:31,083
because we believed
in something greater.
625
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,793
Jesse saved us all.
626
00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:36,046
Her divine touch is
already warming our land.
627
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:38,090
Someday, our brothers and sisters
628
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:41,176
who Sisto forced out of the Wall
will find their way back.
629
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,428
If they survive the backyard,
630
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:46,765
they'll return to find the Wall
better than ever before.
631
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:47,975
Because from now on,
632
00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,561
we build friendships instead of barriers.
633
00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:54,439
There will be no more
power-hungry dictators or bloody wars.
634
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,901
There will only be people who care
and support each other
635
00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,946
and a lasting peace inside the Wall!
636
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:03,073
It starts now.
637
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,700
Our winter is over!
638
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,827
Feel the warm air,
639
00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:11,456
the wind of change that brings
a new life for us all.
640
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:19,047
♪ dramatic music ♪
641
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:23,552
♪
642
00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,880
[mimicking laser fire]
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