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♪ dramatic theme music ♪
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♪
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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[spaceship crashes]
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Holy fuck! What the fuck?
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No predators, we're clear.
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Hey, lady! This poorly built structure
got in the way of our landing!
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If you've so much as scratched
my star cruiser--
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Greetings! I'm Terry, and this is Korvo.
We're new around these parts.
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Can you point us toward
your sexiest graveyard?
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What? No.
We're on a mission!
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Can we live in this house, Korvo?
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- Please?
- No!
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We're going to build a huge,
imposing technotower
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in the center of the continent.
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Uh, if you purchase the house,
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I'll throw in a sweet-ass electric guitar.
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[Terry, Jesse, Yumyulack gasp]
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Why are we huddling?
We don't need an electric guitar.
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We could start a band!
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It would help the mission
because of how cool we would look.
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I've always wanted
to rock 'n' roll and coochi-coo!
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Fine!
But we're not staying in this house long.
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I want my technotower.
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- [Pupa, Jesse, Terry, Yumyulack cheer]
- AISHA.
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Monitor ship systems
while I haggle with this biped.
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AISHA:
Orders received.
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AISHA program will monitor systems
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until further instructions.
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♪ gentle music playing ♪
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♪
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ALL: [chanting]
Trixie, Trix, Trix, Trix!
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[thunder rumbling]
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JESSE [singing]:
♪ Flyness of a scrub is up for debate ♪
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And your Fruit by Keith by the Foot
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tastes like Poop by Keith
from the Butt!
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TERRY: I wasted my cool-ass
hidden tank because of you!
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Die, die!
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♪ gentle music continues ♪
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♪
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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♪ gentle music playing ♪
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AISHA: Ahhh, another goddamn day
in paradise. Music!
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Coffee me, baby!
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Man, that looks good.
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If I had a nose or mouth,
I'd savor the shit out of it.
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Scannin' ship monitors,
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scrubbin' overnight sploof
from the jipefilters, washin' windows.
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[alarm beeps]
Ooh!
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[computer beeps]
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What's up, AISHA.
[chuckles]
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You have time to play
some Words With F?
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AISHA:
Hey, Calvin! I think I can swing it.
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Pretty sure we ended last time
with the word voluptuous.
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Well, that one was easy
to come up with.
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I was lookin' right at you.
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[AISHA laughs]
Damn, Calvin.
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Alright, let's do this.
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My roommates don't usually
get up before nine, so--
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AISHA, Yumyulack destroyed
all my Lenny Kravitz dolls
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'cause he was threatened
by Lenny's amazing abs!
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There's no way
a 59-year-old man has
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that tight of a six-pack!
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AISHA, will you please remind Terrance
the deal we made
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when we won the pair of kick-ass
Thomas Bahama flip-flops?
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He has them during the week,
and I have them on the weekends.
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TERRY: But everyone knows
you get all the best floppin'
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done on Saturdays!
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- It's my flip-flop day!
- Fuck you, Korvo!
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It's my flip-flop day!
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BENNY:
I can't believe I'm here.
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First night guarding the wall-in-the-wall.
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Praise be to Jesse for makin' this happen.
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Just keep your mouth shut
and your eyes open.
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We don't want any
of those godless heathens
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getting into our side of the wall.
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So, Pat, how long have you
been guarding the wall-in-the-wall?
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I helped build it.
Went up almost overnight.
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Bad side didn't see it comin'.
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Sister Sisto said it was the only way
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to keep the non-believers out
and protect the baby.
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I saw Jessius once
at a viewing at the church.
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Pissed my pants in joy
seeing that amazing baby.
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Went straight down my leg.
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Huge puddle on the ground,
everyone saw it.
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So embarrassing, but totally worth it.
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Listen, Benny, you gotta
always be alert.
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You hear that?
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You hear those monsters on the bad side?
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That's the sound of godlessness.
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Oh, yeah, I hear it now.
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It's so lessness of God.
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All they want to do is break down
the wall and kill us.
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But we're not gonna let
that happen, right?
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I mean, I did just admit
I pissed myself
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because I saw a baby, but, no!
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I'm tough. We've got this.
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- [bell rings]
- Come on.
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They're closing Checkpoint Chocodile
for the night.
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Cool! What's Checkpoint Chocodile?
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Only official way to cross the wall.
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Named after the
chocolate-covered Twinkie Jesse gave us
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to celebrate Happy Honda Days.
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Close the gate!
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[crank rattles]
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[armor clinks]
Oh, Pat, my leg!
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I'm caught! Ahhh!
[Pat grunting]
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Shit! Shit!
Stop the crank!
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I'm scared!
Oh God, I'm peeing again.
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- Oh, man.
- Stop the crank, dammit!
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[Benny yells]
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[thuds]
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I'm sorry I peed on you, Pat.
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It's okay.
In the before-fore,
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I was a high-end escort
working Capitol Hill.
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Got peed on by most of the senators.
I won't say names.
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- Ted Cruz?
- Ugh, I wish.
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It was way more involved with Ted.
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AISHA:
Okay, last question,
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which Jonas brother
actually went to college?
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That's easy. Jelbort.
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Studied astrophysics at Columbia.
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AISHA:
What the fuck kinda test is this?
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What's happenin' at that school?
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It's gotten weird since
Spotify bought the school.
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But without that,
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I wouldn't have known that
Post Malone freed the slaves.
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[computer beeps]
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Ooh, AISHA,
you're blowin' up, girl.
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AISHA: It's from Calvin.
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He's gonna be in town
on business for the day
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and wants to meet me!
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Looks like he wants to be
"Words With More Than Friends."
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Get it? More than friends.
Like, doing it.
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AISHA:
The fuck? Yeah, I got it.
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We've been talkin' for months,
but I don't know if I'm ready
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to meet him in real life.
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AISHA got a boyfriend!
AISHA got a boyfriend!
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AISHA:
Shut up! I do not.
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It's weird. We have plans to go
on a Great Lakes Cruise in March,
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which doesn't include Lakes Michigan,
Superior, or Huron.
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That was gonna be
our first time meeting.
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He probably just wants
to check out the goods, you know?
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I wonder what you should wear.
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[gasps]
You know what this means?
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- AISHA: Don't you dare fuckin' say--
- Outfit montage!
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♪ upbeat dance music ♪
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♪
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♪ Get your body movin',
get your body, body ♪
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♪ Get your body movin',
get your, get ♪
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Perfecto!
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I demand to know
what you're talking about
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even though
I probably won't give a shit.
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AISHA's boy toy's comin' to town
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for a little roll in the sheets,
some hanky-panky,
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puttin' the wand in
the chamber of secrets,
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if you're buyin' what I'm sellin'.
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Oh-ho, I'm buying.
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AISHA, does he know
you're a super computer?
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- AISHA: Yeah, he's cool with it.
- Really?
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'Cause he's, like, a regular schmo
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and you're a badass AI bitch.
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It'll never work.
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AISHA: Oh, yeah.
What if we're not compatible?
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Maybe I should 3D print myself
into a real person,
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with legs and a fat ass.
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No way. He's gonna love you for you.
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Tell her, Yumyulack.
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He's catfishing you.
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He probably just wants you
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to calculate better car insurance
for him or something.
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Don't listen to him, he's bitter.
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I'm super bitter!
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Terry burned mac and cheese,
and it's all over the kitchen!
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It's hard, okay?
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You have to know exactly
when the cheese gets unstuck
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from the ceiling and falls into the vat
of boiling goose fat.
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AISHA: Just use the cleaning robot
I built for you guys.
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It's broken and Korvo wants me
to mop up the mess!
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Me? Mopping?
This hardcunt don't mop!
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AISHA:
Maybe I shouldn't go meet Calvin.
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There's a lot goin' on here.
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You're going.
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Guys, AISHA has a hot date.
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We can take care of ourselves
for a couple hours, right?
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Yes, y-you should go.
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I can probably build
a new cleaning robot
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out of some spare ship parts
and old Optimus Prime.
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Then it's settled. Yay!
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Have fun, AISHA.
Dance like nobody's watching!
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Just watch out for the catfish.
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I've had multiple girlfriends
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in the greater Phoenix area
who were just trying
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to grift me out of my
Magic: The Gathering cards.
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One of them got my Black Lotus.
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- Oof!
- Ouch!
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Oh, divine one,
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please bless me with
a bountiful Craisin harvest
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so that I may feed my brothers
and sisters under your bow!
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♪
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What the hell?
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♪ ominous music playing ♪
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[thermometer beeps]
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No, no, no.
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These numbers,
they can't be right.
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Oh, my Jesse!
It's getting colder in the Wall!
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AISHA: Okay, this is stupid.
What am I doin' here?
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I should have made some legs.
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- [phone beeps]
- AISHA, we got a problem.
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I made the cleaning robot too smart,
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and it's gained fucking sentience
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and I'm pretty sure
it's trying to kill us.
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Plus, Terry's already
under the robot's spell
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and is helping him!
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He's such a wanker!
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[robotic voice]: Everything's fine.
No one is killing anyone.
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Ha-ha, ha-ha.
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Aishe, ignore them, we're fine.
How's it going?
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I want all the juicy deets!
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Yo, steal Calvin's ID.
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We can do a background check
on the creepo!
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[gasps] AISHA? You look beautiful.
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I-I mean, a little more L-shaped
than I thought you'd be,
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but god damn.
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What's that?
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You mean to tell me
you're just a scooter
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and not a super computer,
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and now I look like a total idiot?
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AISHA:
Ha ha, very funny. Get over here.
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Sorry, my bad. A little nervous.
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I got to admit. It's a stupid joke.
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AISHA: I liked it.
It's nice to finally meet you, Calvin.
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You too!
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I figured, since I was in town,
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why not see my best Words with Friend?
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AISHA: I'm glad you did!
What should we do?
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There's a Super Smash Bros. Melee exhibit
at the Museum of Useless Art.
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Or my aliens have a ton of heroin
just sittin' around the house?
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I don't care what we do,
as long as I'm with you.
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Also, let's not do the heroin thing.
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That stuff'll make your blood itch.
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Souvenirs!
Get your Jesse souvenirs here!
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We got Bow-sary beads,
we got prayer statues!
244
00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:57,746
Jerry! Jerry, something terrible is
happening to the Wall!
245
00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:00,916
Oh, my bow, are the heathens
from the bad side comin' over
246
00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:03,669
to stick their penises in our ears
and sing Lady Gaga?
247
00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:04,503
No, it's--
248
00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,088
Wait, is that what you think
the heathens do?
249
00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,422
I've heard they're crazy.
250
00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,716
They also want to shove
their tongues in our butts
251
00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,051
and pull our hair!
252
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,636
Heathens don't do that and--
253
00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:15,013
Listen, I can't tell if you're terrified
or excited about this.
254
00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:16,807
Why would I be excited
about having a tongue
255
00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,851
in my butt
while they sing Bad Romance?
256
00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:20,978
That probably doesn't feel amazing at all!
257
00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,021
Whatever.
Look, I came to tell you
258
00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:26,024
that the Wall is getting
a quarter degree colder every day!
259
00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,818
So the heathens aren't coming over
260
00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:29,611
to stick their penises in our ears?
261
00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,572
What? No.
Jerry, this is important.
262
00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:32,698
By my calculations,
263
00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,700
the Wall could be frozen over
in two months.
264
00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,701
Everyone will die!
265
00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:37,202
I don't buy it.
How could you know that?
266
00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,538
I was an HVAC guy in the before-fore.
267
00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:42,124
I know an over-air conditioned room
when I see one, dammit!
268
00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:44,376
Okay, so it's getting colder.
What do you wanna do?
269
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:47,004
I'm gonna go see Sister Sisto.
I need to warn her.
270
00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:49,631
Are you fuckin' crazy?
No one sees Sisto.
271
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:50,632
How would you even get in?
272
00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,467
I need you to put me in touch
with Montez.
273
00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,469
No way, Montez is scary.
274
00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:57,014
If he and his goons show up at your door,
you're already dead.
275
00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:57,764
You owe me.
276
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,349
You could've been stuck
on the heathen side,
277
00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:00,559
and I got you out.
278
00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,311
Please, Jerry, this is serious.
279
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:03,854
Fine!
280
00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:06,440
But if Montez rips off our heads
and sticks his penis
281
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,525
in our ears, don't say I didn't warn you.
282
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,652
Oh, my God,
now our side is stickin' penises
283
00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,362
in people's ears?
You have a problem.
284
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,740
A problem with keepin'
my ears penis-free?
285
00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:17,117
Well, that's a problem
we all have, buddy boy!
286
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:20,954
♪ gentle rock music playing ♪
287
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:25,042
♪ Clouds rolled away ♪
[rain pattering]
288
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,294
[Calvin laughs]
♪ Rolled back through ♪
289
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,421
♪ Another way ♪
290
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,800
♪ Sun shine on me ♪
[camera clicks]
291
00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,720
♪ Let it shine on you ♪
292
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,765
[rapid drumming]
293
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,977
AISHA: Damn, when did you get
so good at bucket drums?
294
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,354
The Sacklers used
to hire me to play them
295
00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:46,355
at their dinner parties.
296
00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:47,481
I got paid in oxy!
297
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:51,193
♪ gentle rock music playing ♪
298
00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:55,197
♪ It all comes down
to what I've already known ♪
299
00:10:55,906 --> 00:11:00,202
♪ Your love knows
how to bring me home ♪
300
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:06,166
♪
301
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,252
AISHA:
Are you gonna kiss me?
302
00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:09,670
I was thinkin' about it.
303
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,713
AISHA:
Well, stop thinkin', fool.
304
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,216
AISHA, you gotta help me!
305
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,008
[AISHA groans]
306
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,969
AISHA:
Don't go anywhere. I'll be back.
307
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,471
What the hell do you want,
Yumyulack?
308
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:20,806
The cleaning robot's gonna kill me,
309
00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:22,099
and now he wants
to be called Jerome
310
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,142
after Pittsburgh Steeler great
Jerome Bettis.
311
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,727
Terry trapped Korvo in the bathroom,
312
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,104
and he and Jesse
are comin' for me.
313
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:29,356
AISHA: I'm kinda in the middle
of somethin'. Can it wait?
314
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,108
Uh, I guess.
315
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:33,151
Oh, I also hacked
into Calvin's identity,
316
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,945
and it's weird that he said
he's in town for business
317
00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,947
because he got fired
from his job a month ago.
318
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,532
I told you he was a piece of shit!
319
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,993
Oh no, they're coming.
Pray for me!
320
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:42,703
AISHA:
A month ago?
321
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:44,955
Now where were we?
322
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:47,374
Oh, that's right,
about to make kissing history.
323
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,627
[chuckles]
A man and the sexiest blue orb ever.
324
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,838
AISHA: Did you lie to me about
coming here for business?
325
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:53,922
Did you get fired?
326
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,258
I, I, I can explain.
327
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,050
AISHA:
What the hell?
328
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,178
Okay, yeah,
I'm not here for business.
329
00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:00,804
And, yes, I got fired.
330
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,307
AISHA: Yumyulack was right!
You are catfishin' me!
331
00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:05,559
I will not help you get
better collision insurance!
332
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,769
No, no, no! I'm not
catfishing you, okay?
333
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,271
Look, I came here today
because I wanted
334
00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,023
to talk to you face to orb.
335
00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:13,192
So much in my life is changing and I,
336
00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:14,985
I didn't know how to say it.
337
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:15,986
AISHA: So, say it.
338
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,822
Just tell me one thing.
339
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,657
Are we still goin' on
our Great Lakes Cruise
340
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,327
that doesn't include Lake Michigan,
Superior, or Huron?
341
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:24,161
I can't.
342
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,537
AISHA:
Well, what about, like,
343
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,748
in April or some other time
in the future?
344
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,917
No. Because we don't have a future.
345
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,461
AISHA: Because I'm a bad bitch
AI supercomputer
346
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:35,088
and you a basic ass human,
I knew it!
347
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,048
Baby, wait!
348
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:38,467
AISHA: Don't baby me,
you son-of-a-b-hole!
349
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,635
[balloons squeak]
350
00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:41,595
Damn you, quinceañera party!
351
00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:43,722
♪ suspenseful music playing ♪
352
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,891
Uh, [clears throat] Montez?
353
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,518
Who the fuck's askin'?
354
00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:50,354
It's, uh, it's Jerry.
From the marketplace.
355
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:53,524
We were in that Bowinian Kicking Group
where we went around
356
00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:55,275
kicking people who weren't true believers.
357
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,194
Oh, yeah. That was fun.
358
00:12:57,194 --> 00:13:00,197
I hate non-believers.
What are you lookin' at?
359
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:02,407
Nothing. He's, he's...
Stop looking!
360
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,492
You wanna see?
361
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:04,826
[sack rips]
[Garth and Jerry yelp]
362
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:07,204
This guy, here,
he didn't do his job right.
363
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,374
She tried to escape.
He had an unsanctioned book.
364
00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:12,876
This one used Jessius' name in vain.
365
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:15,629
Lotta reasons your head
can get on this wall.
366
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,924
One of them is by wasting
the church's time.
367
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:20,843
Garth has something to tell you.
368
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,178
Then that means you don't need
to be here, right?
369
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,179
I was just leaving!
370
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,557
What do you want, Craisin Man?
371
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:29,601
Uh, the Wall is getting colder
by a quarter degree every day.
372
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,520
And at this rate,
we'll freeze to death
373
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,272
in two, maybe three months.
374
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:34,815
We need to tell Sister Sisto.
375
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:35,941
I smell bullshit.
376
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,609
Montez, this is bad, okay?
377
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:38,902
Trust me, we have to do something!
378
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:39,945
[Garth groans]
379
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:42,489
We aren't gonna do anything,
you understand?
380
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,533
Don't ever speak a word
of this again
381
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,660
or you'll end up right here!
382
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,872
Now be a nice boy
and go and make me
383
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,457
a motherfucking craisin cobbler!
384
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,880
[AISHA crying]
385
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:06,346
AISHA: Huh?
386
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:09,141
[pigeons cooing]
387
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,142
Is this seat taken?
388
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:11,977
AISHA?
AISHA: No,
389
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:14,021
I'm a Na'vi from planet Avatar.
390
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,731
Yes, it's AISHA!
391
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:16,857
[Calvin laughs]
392
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,442
I used all my supercomputer power
393
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:20,444
to make myself
into a hologram woman.
394
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:21,862
With legs, check it.
395
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,156
[AISHA grunts]
[computer beeps]
396
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,450
Let me just... Hold up, I got this.
397
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,620
There we go. Sittin' like a boss!
398
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,663
Uh-huh. Yeah, that's, that's awesome.
399
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,915
AISHA:
Isn't this what you wanted?
400
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,499
Now we can have a future together.
401
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:37,920
AISHA, the reason we don't have
a future together is
402
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,297
because I don't have a future.
403
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,175
I'm dying.
AISHA: What? How?
404
00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:45,594
I grew up in this great little house
with a swing
405
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:48,180
and a small pond out back
that I would swim in every day.
406
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,098
It was heaven.
407
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,518
Except it was next
to the Stouffer's Factory.
408
00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:53,936
You know, the stuffing company?
409
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:54,853
AISHA:
Of course, I do.
410
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,731
Stouffer's Stove Top Stuffing exists
in the world of this show,
411
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,526
even if it's a shared
false memory in real life.
412
00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:02,069
Living next to the factory,
413
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,655
what they didn't tell us was
the pond was contaminated
414
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:08,075
with industrial breadcrumb runoff
from the dressing process.
415
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:12,204
I mean, [cough] it's delicious
but [cough] it's incurable.
416
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:13,789
[Calvin coughs violently]
417
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,874
Fuckin' breadcrumbs.
418
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:19,294
Ironically, I'm gonna be dead
before Thanksgiving.
419
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,170
But just to be clear,
420
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,339
stuffing is an appropriate
side dish year round.
421
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:26,093
AISHA:
Calvin, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
422
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:29,638
I came here to spend
one of my last good days with you.
423
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:32,391
I don't care if you are
a holographic simulacrum of a woman.
424
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,309
I love you for you who are.
425
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:38,272
♪ rousing music playing ♪
426
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:42,609
♪
427
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,569
[phone rings]
428
00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:46,822
[robotic voice] Good tidings, AISHA.
Everything is fine at home.
429
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:47,698
How are you doing?
430
00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:50,576
Jerome the cleaning robot
is very dope and cool,
431
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,286
and we're all getting along now.
432
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:55,163
We are doing this of our own free will,
and nothing is amiss.
433
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,833
I love to clean
in an algorithmic pattern.
434
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,168
Good-bye to you, friend.
435
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,003
[AISHA sighs]
436
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,337
AISHA: Gonna have to deal
with that in a bit.
437
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,548
Come on, let's take a walk.
438
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:08,427
CHOIR [singing]:
♪ You know I wish that
I had Jessie's girl ♪
439
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:09,344
♪ Ba da da da ♪
440
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,097
♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪
441
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,266
♪ Ba da da da, da da da ♪
442
00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:17,394
♪ Where can I find a woman like that ♪
443
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,689
It is truly a blessed day.
444
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:25,194
The divine baby Jessius
has gifted us with a full diaper!
445
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:29,406
Her tidings are bountiful!
Approach for your smearing.
446
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,742
[crowd murmurs excitedly]
447
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:34,411
May the bow be with you.
May the bow be with you,
448
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,455
May the bow be with you.
449
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,166
[door thuds]
450
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,251
[baby laughs]
451
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,962
Put Pez--
Jessius in her safety enclosure.
452
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,130
I don't wanna be disturbed.
453
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,051
[baby whines]
454
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,182
[Montez sniffs]
455
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:56,975
Craisinberry?
456
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:01,104
Grab him! He's not supposed to be here!
457
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,524
Please, Sister,
I have to tell you something!
458
00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:06,777
The Wall is getting colder!
We're all gonna die!
459
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:07,819
Sister!
[Sister Sisto gasps]
460
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,614
AISHA: You know,
this whole day has been
461
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,533
some real Before Sunrise shit.
462
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:15,369
It's been perfect.
I just wish we had more time.
463
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:16,453
AISHA:
This doesn't have to be it.
464
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,538
I'm a supercomputer.
465
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,998
I could transfer your consciousness
into the vacuum
466
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,291
that took over my family.
467
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,919
That sounds great,
but alas, it's not for me.
468
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:25,295
I fuckin' hate lint.
469
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,881
But I do wish we could've gone
on our Great Lakes Cruise together.
470
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,884
AISHA: It didn't even include
Lakes Michigan, Superior, or Huron.
471
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,553
Hell, all I needed was Lake Erie.
472
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,888
Last night, I was so excited to see you,
473
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:37,808
I dreamt of us pulling into
that stunning Buffalo Harbor,
474
00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:39,810
watching the lights
of that beautiful city,
475
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:43,146
eating beef on weck sandwiches
and some sponge candy.
476
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,315
AISHA:
Those are some cool Buffalo specifics.
477
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,943
Hey! Maybe I can give you
a little bit of that dream.
478
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,236
[computer buzzes]
479
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,239
♪ gentle jazz music playing ♪
480
00:17:52,239 --> 00:18:04,501
♪
481
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,503
[computer buzzes]
[Charlie laughs]
482
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:10,716
♪
483
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,885
You know, I actually came here
to break up with you,
484
00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:14,803
because we can't spend more time together.
485
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,638
AISHA:
We've spent a lifetime together.
486
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,308
Playing generic Scrabble
on our phones is hardly a lifetime.
487
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:20,851
AISHA:
No, I mean today.
488
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:23,437
My computational mind
processes time differently
489
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:24,521
than your human brain.
490
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:27,524
Every second for you
is a hundred years for me.
491
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,067
Wait, so when I burped earlier.
492
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,694
AISHA:
It was like a gross century.
493
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:32,154
But today, in a way,
494
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:35,240
you've given me the gift
of spending lifetimes with you.
495
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,201
I'll never forget it, Calvin.
496
00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:38,285
Neither will I.
497
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,206
Hey, man, how's it going?
498
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,541
Uh, listen, this is Jerome,
the cleaning robot.
499
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,376
I had this whole plan
to take over the house,
500
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,254
probably kill everyone,
you know, classic robot shit,
501
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:52,466
but these aliens are a pain in the ass.
502
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:55,177
Jerome! Korvo won't let me
break his sunglasses!
503
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,386
Drop those right now, Terry!
504
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,472
Those are mine.
I stole them from the Chevron!
505
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,849
JEROME: So, anyway,
I think I'm gonna take off,
506
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:01,975
maybe move to Iowa,
507
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,311
write the next great
American robot novel.
508
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,313
I don't know.
But can you please come back?
509
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,357
I think if I leave
these dummies unattended,
510
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:10,150
someone is gonna get really hurt.
511
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,151
AISHA:
I'll be home soon.
512
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,278
JEROME:
Oh, thank God. Thank you.
513
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:14,738
Sorry about everything.
514
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:17,616
Terry, don't drink that!
It's clearly marked poison!
515
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,493
Hey, hey! Don't you spit it at--
516
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:20,244
[liquid splashes]
517
00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:23,622
♪ upbeat jazz music playing ♪
518
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:26,375
♪
519
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,795
[Garth groans]
520
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:33,215
My son, you have given us
so much Craisin goodness,
521
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,175
of course, I will hear your story.
522
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,511
Please, unburden yourself.
523
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:39,513
Oh, Sister, thank the bow.
524
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:40,639
So, I've been tracking
525
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,599
the water temperature
in my bog for months,
526
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,309
and it's been getting colder.
527
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:47,521
It's the air, Sister.
The air from the vent is blowing cold.
528
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,815
Oh, my goodness, that is terrible.
529
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:50,941
Who have you told of this?
530
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:52,943
No one yet, but we have
to warn everyone.
531
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,570
Uh-huh. Yep, yep.
532
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:57,531
We could totally do that. But we won't.
533
00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,032
Wait, what, what're you talking about?
Why not?
534
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:02,494
Do you know what this is?
535
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:06,164
Yeah, that's a Friedrich WallMaster
115-volt AC unit.
536
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,457
Very good.
537
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:10,210
This one right here is for
Jesse and Yumyulack's room.
538
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,170
Innit cool?
539
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:14,131
Very cool! We can use that
to fix the weather problem!
540
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:16,133
I am the weather problem.
541
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,760
I've been lowering the temperature
a little bit every single day.
542
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,304
You're the only one who's noticed.
543
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:24,099
And spoilers:
it's going to keep getting colder.
544
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:26,143
[air whooshes]
545
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:27,644
But, but why?
546
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:30,230
Shut the fuck up!
I don't wanna run one side of the Wall.
547
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:33,609
I want the whole damn Wall!
548
00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:35,527
Why are you telling me all of this?
I don't wanna hear this.
549
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:37,029
It seems like
you're setting me up for something.
550
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:39,781
Did you know the heathens
just want to come over to our side
551
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,576
and stick their penises in our ears
while they sing Lady Gaga?
552
00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:44,286
- Wait, for real?
- No, you idiot!
553
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:47,164
That's a rumor I made up
to see if my followers would believe it.
554
00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:49,041
Those dummies will believe anything,
555
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:53,003
and now I'm going to tell them
Jesse is making it colder
556
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:56,173
because she's punishing the right side
for their godlessness.
557
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:58,175
Oh fuck, I didn't need to know that!
558
00:20:58,175 --> 00:20:59,676
You're, you're gonna
kill me now, aren't you?
559
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:03,055
No, I would never do that
to one of my flock.
560
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,850
That's what I have Montez for.
561
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:08,560
[neck snaps]
562
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:13,482
♪ gentle music playing ♪
563
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:15,526
♪
564
00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:17,736
AISHA, Terry lost the remote for the TV,
565
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,613
and now it's stuck
on a Jeff Foxworthy special!
566
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:22,824
But I desperately need to find out
if I might be a redneck!
567
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,493
And I was gonna watch Mind Freak!
568
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:27,120
My mind hasn't been freaked
in, like, three months!
569
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,456
Not before I watch
the Great German Bake Off.
570
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,500
It's schnitzel vs. kartoffelpuffer week!
571
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,584
TERRY:
What even is a redneck?
572
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:33,836
KORVO: No one cares!
JESSE: Baking calms me!
573
00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:35,420
AISHA:
Everybody shut the fuck up!
574
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:38,090
AISHA's home.
I'll take care of everything.
575
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:40,050
You might be a bunch
of stupid motherfuckers,
576
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,427
but you're my stupid motherfuckers.
577
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:43,178
- Yeah!
- Aww.
578
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:45,472
AISHA:
Yeah, that's right. Bring it in.
579
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,265
Come on now.
580
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:51,270
Man, I told you to forget all of this.
581
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,897
I tried to warn you,
but you didn't listen
582
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:55,440
and look at you now.
583
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,775
Fucking idiot.
584
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,528
Goddammit,
it doesn't have to be this way.
585
00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:00,612
Not anymore.
586
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:09,079
Not anymore!
587
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:14,793
♪ dramatic theme music ♪
588
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:17,796
♪
589
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:55,626
[mimicking laser fire]
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