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♪ dramatic theme music ♪
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♪
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Korvo, how do you like
living with the boss?
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I bet it's like living with a king!
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Shut up, Doug.
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Terry's hashtag not my boss hashtag.
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Let's get that trending.
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This is so exciting!
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I wonder how he's going to enter.
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He's in the box.
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Yo, what if he copters in?
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Terry's just gonna jump out from the box,
with the element of surprise being
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that he was here the whole time.
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Ta-dee!
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[all cheer and clap]
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- Woo!
- Ya!
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He didn't even get ta-da right.
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Hear ye, hear ye.
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I called you today as I haveth
a giant annoucement-eth.
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As we know, my predecessor Colin Sarner,
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may he rest in power, was a total dipshit.
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He ran Davenport Rakes into the ground.
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We've got, like, 50,000 rakes
just sittin' in the warehouse
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sucking their own tits.
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- [both gasp]
- If we don't sell them,
this company's fooked.
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- ♪ interstitial piano music ♪
- Come on, Pim!
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No breaking the fourth wall.
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We can't afford to pay Krasinski
the spoof royalties.
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But I have a plan to save us all.
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We are gonna get the Wooden City contract!
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- Alright.
- So exciting.
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The Wooden City is
the most raked city in the world.
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Everybody who lives there
is all trees and shit.
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All I have to do is charm
their comptroller,
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the man who makes all the big decisions,
and fuckin' boom,
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Davenport Rakes becomes
the city's exclusive rake provider.
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- Ooh.
- Now look, this is a work trip, people.
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I'll need a trusted team
to come with, mi familia.
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Pim, Jam, Janice, and Korvo.
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Obviously.
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- Can you get us Chinese food?
- What?
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I'm not getting lunch.
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Yeah, that's probably a good call.
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You only ordered wonton soup last time.
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Doug, can you get us some Chinese food?
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- Yes!
- I call a vote to remove Doug.
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All in favor?
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You can't remove Doug, bro,
he's getting us lunch.
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Doug, Doug.
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ALL: Doug, Doug,
Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug.
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KORVO:
Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia,
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until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their
replicants were issued a Pupa,
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and escaped into the... space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth,
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stranding us on an already
overpopulated planet.
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That's right, I've been talking
this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
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My name is Korvo.
This is my show.
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Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.
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Ugh. This is ridiculous.
I hate Earth.
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It's a horrible home.
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People are stupid and confusing.
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It's disgusting how they treat bananas.
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They just strip their peels
and throw them away.
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That's the banana's house,
you assholes!
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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Ugh!
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Being grounded sucks.
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We don't deserve this.
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Well, we ruined the school dance
by smashing someone with logs
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and then put tiny penises
all over one of the Staci's bodies.
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Yeah, but I'm bored, which is way worse.
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Oh, I know what we can do!
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Let's listen to the latest
Daft Trunk album again!
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- Aah!
- ♪ This shit's fire, this shit is fire ♪
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I hate Daft Trunk.
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They're just the Wooden City knock-off
of The Chemical Brothers.
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Just take me to the Wooden City, Terry.
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Take me, take me.
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Korvo, this is a high-level
professional business trip.
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Essential personnel only.
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You're taking fucking Janice.
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She gets three ear infections a year
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from holding her nose when she sneezes.
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She scored very high
on her peer reviews,
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and she said her only weakness
is Cheesecake Factory cheesecake.
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That's so likable.
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Ooh, Wooden City!
Can I go?
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Daft Trunk is doing a super-secret
album-release party this week.
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Oh, cool, so you can meet up
with their other fan?
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Obviously not, you're grounded.
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But they're my favorite band
of all time.
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They're my Harry Styles.
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Sorry, Jesse,
we have to stay normal,
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so the Pupa doesn't turn into steam again.
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That's why Terry and I have
to keep these jobs
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and you have to be punished.
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Don't make me say pwease.
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Pwease!
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J-friend, you're naturally turning to me
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because I have giant boss energy.
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I get it.
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But I'm an adult, and my word
is my bond. You're grounded.
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♪ cheery music playing ♪
Oh, that's my Fraggle Rock -themed
Hummer limo.
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I made the driver dress up
like a Doozer. Bye!
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[door thuds]
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Shitty-shit-shit, Excel.
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Damn your shitty VLOOKUPs
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and rudimentary rectangular cells.
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Hey, big Korvy.
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You like Mars bars, dude?
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Our proximity does not make
us friends, leave me alone.
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How about Milky Way?
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Of course, I like Milky Way bars.
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They happen to taste exactly like
the background radiation
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from the actual Milky Way.
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Ha!
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Outside the US,
the Milky Way recipe is a Mars bar.
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Jesus Christ, Doug,
enough with the candy trivia.
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Every fucking conversation,
you contort back to candy.
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If I hear another goddamn candy fact,
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I'm gonna hurt you.
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Alright, yeah, got it, huh.
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[keyboard keys clicking]
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You know the nougat is--
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[gun booms]
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[phone rings]
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Yo, put Doug on.
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The man who was once Doug
is now a stapler.
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Korvs, you can't turn my employees
into office supplies.
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How was I supposed to know that?
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I've never done it before.
This was my first one.
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I needed Doug for a specific
Doug-task only Doug can do.
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He's the Doug dog.
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What? I love specificity.
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Ehh, I doubt it, but fine.
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Go to my house and get the Pupa.
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Why the hell did you think
I couldn't do that?
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It's my house and my Pupa.
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Eh, it just felt like a Doug gig.
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The Pupa's a very important part
of my presentation
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to the comptroller.
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I need him A-S-A-Piss.
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Is that what you think the P stands for?
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Hello?
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[scoreboard beeps]
PUPA: Swish!
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Nice shot, nothing but net.
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Would you stop playing Pupa-shot?
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He's not an arcade game, for fuck's sake.
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Why aren't you at work?
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I have to bring the Pupa
to the Wooden City.
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Terry's already screwing up
his presentation
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for the comptroller.
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Ooh, comptroller is
the second-fanciest political job
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right after procurement clerk.
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Get your balls
out of the Pupa while I change.
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This is our chance
to sneak out to the Wooden City
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and see Daft Trunk.
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Nah-uh, we gotta be normal.
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What's more normal than sneaking out
while you're grounded?
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Plus, there will be a lot
of Wooden City street food.
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Ooh, Shrub-Ka-Bobs! Okay, I'm sold.
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Now we just gotta figure out
a way to sneak out of here,
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so Korvo doesn't see us.
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[scoreboard buzzes]
PUPA: Three-pointer!
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♪ upbeat music ♪
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[Jesse and Yumyulack giggle]
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- JESSE: Shut up!
- YUMYULACK: You shut up!
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♪
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[pedestrian thuds]
CROWD: Oh!
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Don't exercise in the daytime!
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- Fuck you!
- Fuck me?
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Fuck you,
you stupid wooden piece of shit.
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[Pupa barfs]
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Thanks, Pupes.
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Why am I even paying for Hulu insurance
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if it doesn't cover me
for zoning out behind the wheel?
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I'm switching to Disney+ insurance.
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What do you mean it's the same company?
How does that make any sense?
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Put me on with Ramy.
I demand to talk to Ramy.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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Alright, listen up.
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This is how we get into Daft Trunk's
VIP album-release party.
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Two tacos el pa-STONE,
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and do you have any fa-LEAF-el pockets?
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The only way to get
into the concert tonight,
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is with a Golden Beet.
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Daft Trunk hid them around the city
and put clues in their music.
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It's like a scavenger hunt.
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♪ This shit's fire, this shit is fire ♪
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- ♪ It's so lit ♪
- This isn't music.
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Fire, burn.
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They're singing about
the Great Fire Memorial site.
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The fire we started back in the day?
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Why, it was good,
but I don't know if I'd call it great.
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Wait, I want some barbecue-pulled bark.
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[knocking on door]
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- [door clicks]
- Thanks, Doug.
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You know I'm not Doug.
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Mm. Mm. Hmm!
[keys jingling]
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[gun booms]
♪ dramatic music ♪
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This is how you're prepping
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for the biggest presentation
of your career?
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With a vanity ice luge?
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Pff, this doesn't even look like you.
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Your luge trough isn't anywhere
near this narrow.
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Alright, here we go.
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Why did you even need the Pupa?
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I don't like him exposed
to all this stupidity.
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Next thing you know,
he'll be rooting for the Astros
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and chugging Five Loko.
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His faccia unlocks my briefcase.
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[faccia beeps]
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- [briefcase clicks]
- What the hell?
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Woodchuck E. Trees tokens?
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I'm gonna take the comptroller
to Woodchuck E. Trees
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and show him a good time
so that we can close this deal.
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That's a casino for children!
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Comptroller is a professional.
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He needs to be wined and dined
with adult business-y things,
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like 50-year-old bottles of Scotch
and discussions about the economy.
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We're gonna play Skee-Ball
and talk about my new invention,
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the Earth Rake.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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All rakes rake the Earth.
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You're going to tank the company.
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Okay, I'm gonna go ahead
and pull rake rank on you
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and send you back to the office.
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Your energy's really bringing
my shit down.
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I just drove three hours
so you could open a briefcase.
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Your boss hath spoken!
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♪
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TOUR GUIDE:
We take a moment of silence
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to honor those that we lost
in the Great Fire.
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If you listen closely,
you can hear the dead speaking to us,
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perhaps giving us hope
for what awaits on the other side.
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JESSE: There's nothing fucking here.
[all gasp]
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[water splashes]
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Ugh, I hate touching
people's failed wet wishes.
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[water sloshes]
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We have to be missing something.
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Burn burn burn, behind the Alba Rock.
[gasps]
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We need to find
a Jessica Alba-shaped rock.
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Look!
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JESSE:
Yay!
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00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:18,916
Shit, I know there aren't two aliens
in my town right now.
250
00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:19,917
Nah-uh, son.
251
00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,251
Oh, sorry, bullies, we're just--
252
00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,878
Go back where you came from.
253
00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,506
Wood City for wood citizens.
Build the wall!
254
00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,591
JESSE:
Focus your message already.
255
00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:28,175
[kids giggling]
256
00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,552
JESSE: [gasps]
No, they took the Beet!
257
00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:33,180
Hey, do you think if we smashed
their heads together,
258
00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,014
they'd look better?
259
00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,641
Hey, stumps!
Leave them alone.
260
00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:38,268
Don't make me show you
my Timothée Chalamet moves.
261
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,311
Whatever, Pinecone.
262
00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,396
Just doing our civic duty.
[bullies spit]
263
00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,441
You two should not be wandering
around the city alone.
264
00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,193
We were just looking for Hot Beets.
265
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:49,071
[gasps] For the Daft Trunk
VIP release party?
266
00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:50,697
Me too, I'm obsessed.
267
00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,782
- Trunk buddies.
- Gross.
268
00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:52,991
According to their Stick Tok,
269
00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,868
there are only a few Beets left.
270
00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,204
Maybe we team up and find them together?
271
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,456
I know this city like the back of my cone,
272
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,333
and I have a motorcycle.
273
00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:04,378
Wow, a way to get somewhere
that's less safe than a car?
274
00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:05,170
Shotgun!
275
00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,338
[engine sputtering]
[Yumyulack groans]
276
00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:07,756
[engine revving]
277
00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:09,883
I need you to chill here
278
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,718
and be the most entertained
you've ever been.
279
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,595
I know you love the Seven Wonders
of the Ancient World,
280
00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,390
so here's a pop-it shaped like
the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus.
281
00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,683
Ooh!
282
00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:18,976
Hey, Janice, you big dummy.
283
00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,686
Do a shot from my floppy slot.
284
00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:22,813
Class of 2023 forever!
285
00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:23,689
[liquid sloshing]
286
00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,691
What the fuck are you doing back?
287
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:28,861
Terry, you keep bossing me around,
and it's extremely sexy.
288
00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:30,779
I wanna do fun, kinky
hotel stuff with you
289
00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,865
and destroy a bed
we'll never have to see again.
290
00:09:32,865 --> 00:09:35,784
Uh, uh, phew, we need the room.
291
00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,704
Janice, clear my schedule
for the next 15, no, 16 minutes.
292
00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,330
Actually, wait, 15, 15 was right.
293
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:41,623
[Terry claps]
294
00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,376
♪ gentle music ♪
295
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:45,627
[both moaning]
296
00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:48,255
So, you like it when I'm the boss, huh?
297
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,923
It makes me want to lick
your spacious teeth
298
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,508
and tie these delicate wrists down.
299
00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:52,384
[handcuffs clicking]
TERRY: Oh!
300
00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:55,679
Oh, shit, that's so tight
on my fragile wrists.
301
00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,222
Oh, hey, where are you going?
302
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,891
Oh, fuck,
are you Gerald's Gaming me?
303
00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:00,184
You're the one who taught me to use
304
00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:02,227
mid-tier Stephen King plots to get my way.
305
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,771
But why?
You said I was the sexy boss.
306
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,899
I can't let you tank
the Wooden City contract.
307
00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:08,400
The stakes are way too high.
308
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,069
Korvo, don't Gerald's Game me, wait!
309
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,947
I fell asleep in that movie,
and I don't know how it ends.
310
00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:19,286
Nothing like swingin' the old golf ball
311
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,246
after a week of comptrolling, am I right?
312
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,372
[golf ball whooshes]
313
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,957
What happened to that Terry fellow?
314
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,084
He was gonna show me an Earth Rake.
315
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,836
Look, I can tell you're disappointed,
316
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,796
or maybe you just have
a resting birch face,
317
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,299
but I'm prepared to play
the most boring round of golf,
318
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,551
just to show you
how serious Davenport Rakes is
319
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,802
about getting your business.
320
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,887
Wanna make this interesting?
321
00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:39,806
I'll bet you a thousand bucks
you can't make your shot behind that tree.
322
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:42,935
I have a name. It's Chris Pine.
323
00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:46,730
Uh, sure, if you need me
to impress you, I-I-I can sink that.
324
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,110
♪ suspenseful music ♪
[thoughts buzzing]
325
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,364
[golf ball thuds]
326
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:57,658
- [golf ball rattles]
- Holy Shiv Roy.
327
00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,117
Okay, double or nothing.
328
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,577
[water splashes]
329
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,329
♪ upbeat music ♪
[golf ball rattles]
330
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,414
Ugh, triple or nothing.
331
00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,376
Quadruple or nothing.
332
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:08,710
[golf ball whooshes]
333
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,128
Duo-nipple or nothing.
334
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,965
[golf ball rattling]
335
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:15,092
We had a similar game on the home world,
except if you lost,
336
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,094
your eyeballs were used
on the driving ranges.
337
00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,887
I used to have a third eye in my armpit.
338
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:19,805
[golf ball whooshes]
339
00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,515
♪ suspenseful music ♪
340
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,099
[telephone thuds]
341
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:22,891
RECEPTIONIST:
Front desk.
342
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,476
Help, I've been Gerald's Gamed.
343
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,894
RECEPTIONIST:
If we sent help to everyone
344
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,104
who was being Gerald's Gamed,
345
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,856
we'd have no time to sniff your boxers.
346
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:32,067
I'm a major Rake Executive
at a Fortune five billion company.
347
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:32,860
[door thuds]
348
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,778
[pants] Sorry the elevator is out,
349
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:35,946
so I had to take the stairs,
350
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:37,489
and I forgot to take my heart meds.
351
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:38,156
[heavy breathing]
352
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,742
But luckily, I was able eat
this Philly Treesteak
353
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:41,577
on the way up.
354
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:42,661
[treesteak crunches]
Mm-mmm.
355
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,079
Not loving this pattern.
356
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,831
Let me just--
[groans]
357
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:46,582
[employee thuds]
358
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,792
Okay, now this is
exactly like the poster
359
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:49,751
from Gerald's Game.
360
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:50,544
No!
361
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,964
I don't understand
why the Beet wasn't in there.
362
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,924
The lyrics were,
"Bigger, faster, stronger.
363
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,010
Bigger, faster, Apple store stronger."
364
00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,219
Oh, shit!
365
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,473
Hey, yo, stop that.
366
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,018
I just built that apple tower, come on!
367
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:06,768
Hang on.
368
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,521
The apple store lyrics are
from the song Take A Bite.
369
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,856
What if--
370
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:11,857
[apple crunches]
371
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,359
- Mm-hmm.
- Good idea, the girl.
372
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,153
Nut up and take a bite, bitch.
373
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:20,699
- [apple crunches]
- Gonna have to pay for that.
374
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:21,325
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
375
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,119
The Beet!
376
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,830
And there's a map
to the venue on the back.
377
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,791
Wow, great work kid.
Come on, let's jump on the old chopper.
378
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,001
I know a shortcut.
379
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,337
♪ dramatic music ♪
380
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,631
Now, drop that Beet.
381
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,257
Pinecone, what are you doing?
382
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,510
This VIP pass can admit all of us.
383
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,969
I don't give a shit about that.
384
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,429
I fucking hate Daft Trunk.
385
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,681
I'm not even a lovable pinecone.
386
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,766
[Pinecone grunts]
387
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,101
- You're a rotten peach.
- Ew!
388
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,478
You're damn right, I am.
389
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:50,771
Now gimme that Beet.
390
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:51,813
But why?
391
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,941
I needed gas money
for my trip to Atlanta,
392
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,235
because this thing only gets
five mpg on the highway
393
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,445
because of the sidecar,
which I only have
394
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,614
because my girlfriend
is going to sit in it
395
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:01,615
when I pick her up.
396
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:04,076
I gotta see my girlfriend A-S-A-Piss,
397
00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:05,911
because she's stuck with
a couple of male roommates
398
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,496
who give her massages all the time.
399
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,456
Aww, she must be so stressed out.
400
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,292
Oh, buddy, I don't think
she's your girlfriend anymore.
401
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,335
Shut the fuck up!
402
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,920
That's what everyone always says.
403
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,839
No one ever accepted me
in this shitty town
404
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,550
because peaches aren't native
to the woods.
405
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:22,678
I was a lonely peach,
left as trash from a tiki drink,
406
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:25,055
when this entire city was created.
407
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,098
I never really fit in.
408
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,559
My whole life has been
proving my worth to everyone.
409
00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:32,020
So I'm gettin' outta here
and meeting up with my girlfriend
410
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,106
in Atlanta, Georgia.
411
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,065
And when I show up,
412
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,651
it's gonna be a big surprise
to my girlfriend,
413
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,195
because she's not
returning my calls right now.
414
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,155
I'm sure her phone is probably broken.
415
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,283
One of her muscular, platonic friends
416
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,701
probably stepped on it.
417
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,870
Gimme that shit
and don't you dare follow me.
418
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,788
[bike sputtering]
You're pussies.
419
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,331
- [bike revving]
- Can you believe that?
420
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,418
No, those guys are definitely
nailing his girlfriend.
421
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,420
I-I need you
to send someone else.
422
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,255
You keep sending a bunch
of silly gooses
423
00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,590
who all end up dying on me
424
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,717
by tripping and heart-attacking
and peanut-allerging.
425
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,093
[floor creaks]
[Terry screams]
426
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,055
You're being Gerald's Gamed too?
427
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,932
Ah, we're Bachman buddies.
428
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:09,683
♪ suspenseful music ♪
429
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,644
Oh God, I gotta win my money back.
430
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:13,896
Let's bet on something else.
431
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,689
How about we shift gears,
forget about the fact
432
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,692
that you owe me $250K,
and talk about Davenport Rakes?
433
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:22,029
I can't focus on a fucking
landscaping presentation
434
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,488
until I win my money back.
435
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,033
Ooh, the spicy owl wing challenge.
436
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,659
If I beat it, I don't owe you shit,
437
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,287
but if I lose,
I'll listen to your presentation.
438
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:33,040
Sir, those are extremely spicy
and you might die,
439
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,083
but I'd be an idiot not to take that bet.
You're on.
440
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:35,876
[owl wing whooshes]
441
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:39,087
[heaves, groans]
442
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,381
[gulps]
443
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,049
[coughs]
444
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,134
[tapping on window]
445
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,345
You took advantage
of my obsession
446
00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,180
with fucking
in a fun vacation setting.
447
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,264
[Terry screams]
[bedpost smashes]
448
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,309
This is something I should
have done a long time ago.
449
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,310
[rake clanks]
450
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,145
Or at the very least, like,
a few hours ago,
451
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,647
and we would've avoided all of this.
452
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,023
♪ dramatic music ♪
453
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,277
KORVO AND TERRY:
Rake fight!
454
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:05,697
[rakes clanging]
[Korvo and Terry grunting]
455
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,410
[both panting, grunting]
456
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,876
[rakes clank]
457
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,045
[bystander screams]
[Terry thuds]
458
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,673
This is exactly why you
could never be a real boss.
459
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:25,092
Real leadership takes embracing
boring, grown-up stuff.
460
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,969
It's more than just parties
with ice sculptures,
461
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,512
and coming up with dumb inventions.
462
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,430
[gasps] That's it, my Earth Rake.
463
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,515
[satellite beeps]
464
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:32,307
[door whirring]
465
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,351
[rake booms]
466
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,519
[rake whooshes]
467
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:40,065
Oh, fuck!
468
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,821
♪ dramatic music ♪
469
00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:48,282
♪
470
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,116
[women scream]
471
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,494
Ooh, very clean, they did a nice job.
472
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,705
[ground rumbling]
473
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,957
[Korvo screams]
474
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,419
Why does a town even need
this much honey?
475
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,629
Shit damn, this is delicious!
476
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,966
Aw, I've loved Daft Trunk
since I discovered them on SNL.
477
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,051
And now I'll probably never meet them.
478
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,637
Why don't we just break in
to the party Ocean's 8 style,
479
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,306
the only Ocean movie I recognize?
480
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:13,765
We don't know where it is.
481
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,143
The map was on the back of the Beet.
482
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,437
That rotten peach took my stuff.
483
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,731
We'll never find another clue.
484
00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:23,358
We'd have to know
all their amazing lyrics by heart.
485
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,943
Wait a minute.
486
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:27,654
I know all the lyrics
to every Daft Trunk song ever made,
487
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:32,242
because I, Yumyulack Opposites,
am a huge Daft Trunk fan.
488
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,036
But why did you pretend to hate
489
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,704
the raddest band of all time?
490
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:38,290
I have an anarchist reputation
to protect, yo.
491
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,667
Anyway, there are some lyrics
that I've been thinking about
492
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,627
that might help us.
493
00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:45,130
♪ Party in the sky, party like
you're dying of pink eye ♪
494
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,174
I don't even remember that song.
495
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,426
I paid $10,000 for
a bonus track they made
496
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,802
for a friend who died
of pink eye.
497
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:51,512
Bless up.
498
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,889
Wow, Yum, you are a real fan.
499
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,891
"Party in the sk--"
500
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,267
There!
501
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,771
[people screaming]
502
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:01,772
This is all your fault.
503
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,524
Oh, I unleashed a space rake
504
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:06,109
that hit a giant beehive tower
that flooded us in honey?
505
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,153
None of this would've happened
if you just believed in me.
506
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,739
You were gonna take the comptroller
to Woodchuck E. Trees.
507
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:11,865
I did my research.
508
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,909
That comptroller is a degenerate gambler.
509
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:17,454
Woodchuck E Trees is basically
just a very winnable casino.
510
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,289
Oh, my God, you're right.
511
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,041
All day, he was just trying to win.
512
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:24,002
Terry, I'm sorry.
I should've believed in you.
513
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,754
From now on, I see you as a leader.
514
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:28,882
And we're equal leaders,
you at work, and me at home.
515
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,050
[honey bubbling]
516
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,718
Oh God, w-w-we're sinking.
517
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,012
We only have time for one call
before we're totally dipped.
518
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,722
- Give it to me.
- No fucking way.
519
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,224
Believe in me as a leader.
520
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:40,435
[keypad beeping]
521
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,521
MAN:
Hello, Leaf Malnati's Pizza.
522
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:44,731
Goddamn it, Terry,
why would you order a pizza?
523
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,567
MAN: Hello, I got a lot
of customers, man. Hello?
524
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,860
Can I get a large pepperoni...
525
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:48,819
[gasps]
526
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:49,611
[splashes]
527
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,029
with garlic, green peppers...
528
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,407
artichoke hearts and
529
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,410
[splashes]
fresh tomatoes, please?
530
00:17:56,994 --> 00:18:00,956
♪ dramatic music ♪
531
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,836
- [Terry coughs]
- Got your pie, man.
532
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:06,962
Tracked your phone to your location.
533
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,422
That'll be 27 bucks.
534
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,299
[Terry and Korvo coughing]
535
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,134
Uh, it tastes so good though.
536
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,343
How did you know that would work?
537
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,971
If they don't complete a delivery,
it comes out of their paycheck.
538
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:18,182
They get placed faster
than emergency services.
539
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,683
I'm, I'm impressed, Terry.
540
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:20,851
[clears throat]
541
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:23,103
Yeah, I don't have any cash on me.
542
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,813
Korvo, can you pay the man?
[Korvo sighs]
543
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:27,399
Did you really need to order
the most expensive toppings
544
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,525
for a rescue pizza?
545
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,360
Boo, once you have pizza
with artichokes,
546
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,571
you will never fuck
with choke-less again.
547
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,283
♪ dramatic music ♪
548
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,993
♪
549
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:39,369
Wowie!
550
00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:42,581
We're gonna have to sneak in
through that "Winnie The Pooh" hole.
551
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,374
I'll climb on your shoulders
to get in there,
552
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,210
then I'll open the side door
and you can come in.
553
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,378
Wait, why don't I climb
on your shoulders?
554
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,340
Because you're stronger than me
from carrying all the character work.
555
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,382
I'm just a cipher.
556
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,009
Yeah, your stories are pretty thin.
557
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,094
Alright, get your
two-dimensional ass up there.
558
00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:58,430
[Yumyulack screams]
559
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,473
[groans]
560
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,435
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God,
I'm a huge fan.
561
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,979
I bought every one of your albums.
Can you sign something for me?
562
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,148
My bounty belt?
No, my face!
563
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,276
Oh, the bullies from earlier?
564
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,945
Look, it's that alien trash.
565
00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:15,864
I thought we blocked your sorry ass
so you couldn't find any Beets.
566
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,115
Yet here you are,
567
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,826
crawling around like a wormy bitch
where you're not wanted.
568
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,495
This is just like your second album,
569
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:23,914
Never Meet Your Heroes,
Because They Turn Out to be Bullies.
570
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:26,834
I think he wants
an autograph on his face.
571
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,879
[punches and kicks thudding]
[Yumyulack screaming]
572
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,799
Yay, let's go!
573
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:35,634
Whoa, what happened?
574
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,302
Jesse, there's something
you should know.
575
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:38,762
I met Daft Trunk.
576
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:39,847
Shut your face, shut it.
577
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,015
Oh, my God, open your face
and tell me what they were like.
578
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:42,975
They were...
579
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,185
♪ pensive music ♪
580
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:48,438
amazing, like,
better than you could imagine.
581
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,565
I frigging knew it.
582
00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:51,400
Oh gosh, I gotta get in there.
How do I look?
583
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,734
You just missed them.
584
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,027
I saw them on their way out.
585
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,113
They think they're doing
the Smartless podcast in the morning,
586
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,781
so, party's over.
587
00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:59,199
Oh, geez.
588
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,034
But I did get you one of their helmets.
589
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,786
Ah, no way.
Get outta here!
590
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,746
Being grounded with you is the best thing
591
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,373
that's ever happened to me.
592
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,624
[Yumyulack sighs]
593
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,126
- [all cheering]
- Seven wings.
594
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,420
I did it, I ate all seven.
595
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,796
Korvo... [groans]
596
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,089
I'm so happy right now,
597
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,883
I'll say yes to anything
you have to pitch.
598
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,467
I would love to close this deal,
599
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,094
but this win belongs to Terry.
600
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:22,055
He's the real boss of our company
and deserves all of the credit.
601
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,056
Thank you, Korvo.
602
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,601
- Mr. Comptroller, I quit.
- What?
603
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,311
I can just be an equal boss at home.
[comptroller groaning]
604
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,188
Zero commute time and no Doug.
[comptroller thuds]
605
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,564
But home is my castle.
606
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:33,442
Plus, you gotta keep this job
or the Pupa will turn into steam again.
607
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:37,029
As the Pupa specialist,
let me say, he's fucking fine.
608
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:39,406
We just had a whole sci-fi rake fight
in a Wooden City,
609
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,533
and the Pupa hasn't done anything crazy.
610
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:43,202
Wait, where is he?
611
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:44,953
- Ah!
- Ah, he's dead!
612
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,039
Shit, we left him in the car
with the windows up.
613
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:48,207
Holy shit!
[Pupa gasps]
614
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,083
Oh, thank God, he was just sleeping.
615
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,169
Forgot how he looks super ugly
when he sleeps.
616
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:53,212
Fuck, that was scary.
617
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:54,838
Terry, that was our wake-up call.
618
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:57,549
We will never leave the Pupa
in the car alone again.
619
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,052
Oh, they have
a Displaced Aboriginal Steakhouse!
620
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,512
Let's get some Uluru Poppers.
621
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:04,848
♪ gentle music ♪
622
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,519
Damn it, Terry, I've nearly detangled
the entire wiring of the ship myself,
623
00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:09,728
and you haven't done a damn thing.
624
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,855
And we wouldn't even be in this situation
if you had combed
625
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,857
leave-in conditioner
through the wires like I asked.
626
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,734
As an equal leader, I get an equal vote
627
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,152
in whether or not I work on the ship.
628
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:20,155
And my vote went to watching videos
of this hamster try to eat a watermelon.
629
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,406
Terry, you lazy motherf--
♪ bass heavy music ♪
630
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,116
What is that horrible sound?
631
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,410
Where did she even get that stupid helmet?
632
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:29,498
I'm gonna rip you apart, alien scumnut.
633
00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:31,625
Aw, Daft shrunk.
634
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:33,335
[bullies groan]
635
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,963
[rattling]
636
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,297
[bullies scream]
637
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:39,842
The fuck?
638
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:42,678
♪ ominous music ♪
639
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:46,557
♪
640
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,019
Greetings, newcomer,
and congratulations.
641
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,313
Congratulations for what?
This sucks.
642
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:56,233
For being chosen by Jesse, of course.
643
00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:57,609
Ha, fuck that little freak.
644
00:21:57,985 --> 00:22:00,153
Do you not pledge
your heart and soul to Jesse,
645
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,405
our one and only savior?
646
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:02,865
She and her stupid brother are the ones
647
00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:04,533
who put us in here. We hate them.
648
00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:06,743
Nobody speaks of Jesse that way.
649
00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:09,746
Get your hands fucking off my guy!
650
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:11,707
[sword swooshes]
651
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:19,423
GUARD: There is no room
for heathens in bowed heaven.
652
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,258
No, no, no, no, no.
653
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:23,927
Please, no!
654
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,095
[sword swooshes]
[sap splatters]
655
00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:31,727
♪ dramatic theme music ♪
656
00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:34,813
♪
657
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,060
[mimicking laser fire]
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