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♪ dramatic theme ♪
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♪
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Guys, guys, guys, check it out!
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I got the original dartboard
from Cheers on eBay.
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It only cost $100,000!
I'm gonna put it up.
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Hey, I thought Korvo said
no more throwing metal in the house
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after you got that butter knife
stuck in his eye.
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These are famous darts!
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Whatever Korvo doesn't know
won't hurt him.
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Watch this. Oh, my God!
[Korvo grunts]
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[all shouting]
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- Oh, my God!
- Jesus!
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Go get the voice-fixing ray.
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I'm sorry, big guy. My bad!
[Korvo gagging]
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We'll get this fixed in a jiffy!
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[continues gagging]
[laser whirring]
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[panting]
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[British accent]
I told you not to throw metal around here.
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We're going to be late to work.
Stop buggering about!
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Hey, does Korvo sound a little off?
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This thing must not be calibrated.
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- Let me try again.
- No!
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No. This is working for me.
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KORVO: All right, chop chop,
let's get a move on.
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I hate being late.
It makes me feel hot and weird.
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You make me feel hot and weird.
KORVO: What was that?
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Nothing! Coming, sweetie!
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[door closes]
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Wait, is his voice just
gonna be like that from now on?
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Yeah, but it sounds
pretty much the same to me.
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Nobody's gonna notice.
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KORVO:
Planet Schlorp was a perfect utopia
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until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa
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and escaped into the-- space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth,
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stranding us on an already
overpopulated planet.
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That's right, I've been talking
this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
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My name's Korvo.
This is my show.
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Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa!
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Oh, this is ridiculous.
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I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.
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People are stupid and confusing.
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This is what my voice sounds like now.
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I don't care if it's jarring.
Get over it.
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And that voice-changer ray
has chronitons in it
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so this is what I'm going to sound like
in flashbacks too.
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You got a problem with that,
then tough shit!
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It's called science!
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♪
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KORVO:
Alright, fellow Shlorpians, this is it.
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The ship is fixed for real, real.
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Finally, we can leave
this piece of shit planet for good.
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I know I've said those exact words
multiple times before,
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but this time it's actually happening.
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Clap. Everyone, clap.
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[all clapping and cheering]
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Bravo, Korvo.
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You really sacked up
and dragged our sorry asses
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across the finish line.
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And you put up with so much BS
from us along the way.
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Nevertheless, you persisted.
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Gotta give it up for the K man.
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K Man feels you, dawg.
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Yes, the last few months
have been a bitch,
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repairing the ship on weekends,
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slogging through that
boring-ass office job
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to give the Pupa structure and normalcy,
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but it was worth it,
because he's all better now.
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- Right, Pupa?
- Pixar!
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Mm, back to terrible language skills,
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just the way I like it.
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We pooled our Skee-Ball tickets
and got you a little something.
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It's a plain T-shirt with a deep V.
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Oh! I always wanted a deep V,
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but I never thought I could pull it off.
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Korvo, honey,
you can pull anything off.
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Show us that sexy sternum, baby, oh!
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- Whoa.
- Ooh, that's a deep V.
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Let's blow this hellhole.
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[spaceship whirring and whooshing]
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ALL: [chanting] Korvo, Korvo, Korvo,
Korvo, Korvo, Korvo!
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MAN: Korvo, Korvo!
[Korvo screams]
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Are you freaking kidding me?
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[sighs] Sorry, I must have nodded off.
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Were you giving
a presentation or something?
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You were giving a presentation.
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Shit, right.
Sorry, I'll continue.
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In conclusion, uh, the leaf report
will be delayed indefinitely.
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We commissioned a $3 million study,
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and apparently the leaves
are just sticking to the branches.
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All these years, and I guess
global warming wasn't a myth.
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If we don't hit our rake quota this month,
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there will have to be cutbacks.
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ALL:
Aw.
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Sorry, yeah, just to dig in and unpack
some of what you said.
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Why in the fuck do we care about rakes?
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Because we're a rake company.
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Looks like the Solar Opposites
work at a boring rake company now.
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[head thuds]
[woman screams]
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[wheels squeaking]
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- [clatters]
- Whoa.
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[sucking]
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Jesse, Yumyulack, hurry up,
you're gonna miss the bus.
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[yawns]
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Had to stay up all night
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finishing my solar system diorama
for class.
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Goddamn science.
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Good, we're trying to be normal,
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and that sounds pretty
damn normal if you ask me.
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What the fuck are all these extra planets?
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The invisible ones
the humans don't know about yet.
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Earth Four,
Megan thee Planet, and Their-Anus.
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We can't tell people about those.
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They're invisible for a reason.
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Make a normal solar system.
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Tuna fish and carrot sticks again?
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Ah, this shit nasty.
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It's a normal lunch.
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The only other option is acorn butter.
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All the other nuts are off the table.
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Screw those kids with nut allergies.
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It should be survival of the fittest.
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No killing your classmates.
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We have to keep it basic AF
for the Pupa.
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Look how happy he is
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with his totally normal
enrichment activity.
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Our miserable lives
are giving him structure.
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You don't want him turning back
into a steam of teen angst again, do you?
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Like that whole thing that was a big deal
at the end of last year, remember?
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- No, thank you.
- No, that fucking sucked.
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Then go have a normal day at school.
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Stay the course.
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Terry, let's go.
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Sorry, I woke up with
a case of the Wednesdays,
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and it's only Monday.
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We can't be late.
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Mr. Sarner's starting to suspect
I'm not in it for the rakes.
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Man, Sarner is such a dick brain.
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You'd be a way better boss than him.
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Yeah, no duh.
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That fool's lucky I'm being normal AFF,
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or I'd have usurped his ass already.
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Yeah, usurp that shit, Korvo.
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- BOTH: Whoa!
- Yeah, buddy.
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- Little Buddy.
- Oh. Hey.
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♪ suspenseful music ♪
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KORVO:
Damn, you see that?
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Little Buddy and Pupa
were cold AF to each other.
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I'm, I'm sorry,
I'm using "AF" way too much.
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I kinda can't quit.
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- They must've had a falling out.
- AF.
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Oh, maybe that little fucker
will move out soon.
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I sure as shit hope so.
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When we met him,
I thought he'd be like
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this whole reoccurring thing,
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but now he just feels like a remnant.
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Oh.
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Oh, my lord, why the fuck
are you walking arm-in-arm?
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Are you, like, dating?
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No, she's my co-replicant.
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They're totally dating, gross.
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They're like Oldboy.
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Na-uh, we're just using nutrient parts
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in our elbows to exchange information. Look.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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ALL:
Ew.
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You're not supposed to exchange juices
with your brother.
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This is totally normal.
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As if.
It's fucking freaky.
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Elbow fuckers!
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Look, everyone.
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They fuck elbows.
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- They fuck elbows, everybody.
- Ah, man,
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I didn't know we were weird.
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Maybe we should stop
porting in public for a while.
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No, we need to stop
hanging out entirely.
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We're radioactive right now.
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This "elbow fucker" thing's got legs.
I can tell.
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It does have a ring to it.
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But we could still hang out, right?
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Yum?
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Ah geez.
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[telephone ringing]
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[keys clacking]
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- [computer beeps]
- Reset my email password again?
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No, I'm not doing it.
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Nobody's going to guess
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"National dash Lampoons
dash VanPassword69."
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Janice is driving me crazy.
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She's told me the same joke
every day for two weeks.
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Ugh, it's like one of those long,
elaborate non-joke jokes,
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like the humor of Maria Bamford.
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And it always ends with her crying
about her husband
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getting hit by a car a year ago.
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Terry, I don't think that's a joke.
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That's what I'm saying.
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I'm sick of forcing out a fake laugh
every time she cradles a wedding photo.
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It's uncomfortable.
It's not even funny.
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Let's take a walk to the Coffee Bean
and get you a flat black.
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That always calms you down.
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Enough with the bits, Janice!
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You're not Maria Bamford!
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[sobs]
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Jesse, you want us
to break you off a piece
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of this acorn butter cracker
that we're all sharing?
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Sure, I'll take a shard.
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Hey, thanks for letting me sit with you.
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We heard you stopped hanging out
with your little brother.
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Betraying family is, like,
mega cool.
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That was weird when you guys
used to jizz into each other's elbows.
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Well, Yumyulack and I
don't do that anymore,
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or talk or think about each other
every second of the day.
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That's for sure.
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There's nothing better than fucking
with your little brother.
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Oh, okay.
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I didn't know that was
a thing that was done.
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Oh yeah.
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I put a GoPro in a 10-gallon hat
and live-streamed
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my little brother Conner
straightening his pubes.
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It fucking ruined him.
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He had to move in
with Gramgram in Sweden.
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That feels a tad harsh,
but I am still learning
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what a normal sibling
relationship looks like.
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It looks like hiding
a gram of crystal meth
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in my brother's locker.
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He goes to school
in jail now. [laughs]
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So how are you gonna fuck
with Yumyulack?
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I don't know.
The bar seems really high.
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Oh, my God, you should do it
at the Above the Sea dance.
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Fuck yeah. Humiliate that chode
in front of all of his new friends.
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If he even has any.
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[all laughing]
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Good one, Jesse.
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[cigar sizzling]
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I'm so glad I found my tribe.
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Is this the normal vibe in here?
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Yeah, we mostly chain smoke,
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count down the days
until our pension kicks in,
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and do impressions of the dumber students.
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"Dur, I'm Greg Simmons.
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I shot a load in my pants
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watching Romeo and Juliet
in class."
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[all laughing]
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[Yumyulack coughs]
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For last period, we're just
gonna put on Seabiscuit
249
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,666
and duck out to Islands
for Mahalo Hour.
250
00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:20,709
Hell yeah, dawg.
251
00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,170
Last one there buys me
a Big Island Ice Tea.
252
00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:25,672
[elevator dings]
253
00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:26,924
[elevator doors whirring]
254
00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:30,385
Mm, I do love pebble ice.
What are you doing?
255
00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:31,970
I'm making it take
as long as possible
256
00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,013
to get back to the office.
257
00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,557
That's how much I hate it there, Korvo.
I'd rather be in the elevator.
258
00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:38,185
I guess we just have to accept the fact
that work is boring.
259
00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,520
There's absolutely no way around it.
260
00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:43,398
♪ triumphant music ♪
[workers cheering]
261
00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:46,026
Suck it.
262
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,780
♪
263
00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:50,822
Hey, a little help.
264
00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,533
Whoa, what is that?
265
00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:53,575
It's ping pong.
266
00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,160
Ping ping.
267
00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,246
And this is a place of business?
268
00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:59,957
Oh yeah. We're a call center
for Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
269
00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:03,001
Oof, that sounds like
the most boring AF job there is.
270
00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,921
Used to be, until our boss
bought us this sweet-ass table.
271
00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,464
Your boss got this for you?
272
00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:10,175
The ping ping table is
an official part of the office?
273
00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,677
Oh yeah, this job rules.
274
00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:13,971
- Ping ping!
- Ping ping!
275
00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,889
- Look, the fact is--
- Get off the phone.
276
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,724
Terry and I have found a way
to solve our problems.
277
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:18,767
What problems?
278
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,395
We just need one
super-important thing from you.
279
00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,146
Drum roll, please.
♪ marching band music ♪
280
00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,982
Who are these kids?
281
00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:27,067
- How did--
- Buy the office a ping ping table.
282
00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,611
No.
♪ sad trombone ♪
283
00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:30,445
Get the fuck out.
284
00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,322
If we don't get the table,
you don't get paid.
285
00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,869
Guys, that was an important call.
286
00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:37,828
Here's the tea, Sarner,
287
00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:40,622
the workplace environment
you created fucking sucks.
288
00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,083
Our research shows the vibe
is better at other offices,
289
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,252
offices with ping ping.
290
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,296
A ping pong table
would be too disruptive.
291
00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:48,297
It is not happening.
292
00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:50,674
Well, Terry, I think Mr. Sarner
has been clear and--
293
00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,885
We measured out a perfect spot
for it in the boiler room.
294
00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:55,012
You shouldn't be going down
to the boiler room.
295
00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,430
It's extremely dangerous.
296
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,472
Uh, Wendy?
297
00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,474
Hi, so sorry we got disconnected.
298
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,978
Korvo, my dude, why the fuck
didn't you have my back in there?
299
00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:04,188
I know how we get the ping ping,
300
00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:05,981
but it will require
some high-level scheming.
301
00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,065
Come on.
302
00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:08,567
[door whooshes]
303
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:13,030
Aisha, bring up the scheming set
where we like to smoke and scheme.
304
00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:15,824
AISHA: Wow, no, "Hi, Aisha.
How's your day going?"
305
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:16,617
Just right to business.
306
00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:17,951
You know I love you.
I'm sorry.
307
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,536
AISHA:
Are you sorry 'cause you're sorry
308
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,330
or because I called you out
on your bullshit?
309
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:21,997
Both.
310
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,168
Oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna slip
into something more schemable.
311
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:31,757
That turd has zero clue
how to make his employees feel valued.
312
00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,967
If you were the boss,
a rad ping ping table would be
313
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,552
your first purchase.
314
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,971
[grunts] No shit, but that's not
the world we live in,
315
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,307
- so we fight.
- Whoa, deep V, huh?
316
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,434
Don't make fun of me.
I'm feeling insecure about it.
317
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,560
No, I love it.
318
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,395
Especially once your chest
gets more defined.
319
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,522
Sorry, continue scheming.
320
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:49,233
Sarner said we're the only employees
who want ping ping.
321
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:52,152
But if we can prove our co-workers
also demand ping ping,
322
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,196
then he'll be boxed in by his own logic.
323
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,740
Ah, but everyone
in the office is a sleemo.
324
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,408
I made a list of our
stupidest co-workers
325
00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,451
with the most friends.
326
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,161
If we can get them supporting ping ping,
327
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,371
the rest will fall in line.
328
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:05,374
But everyone hates slash is jealous
slash wants to sleep with me of us.
329
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:06,708
Then we motivate them.
330
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,420
TERRY:
First on the list is Doug.
331
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,130
He's always talking
about how much he loves
332
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,091
vintage Shaquille O'Neal Mr. Big bars.
333
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,137
KORVO: Pim and Jam,
clearly in love with each other,
334
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,931
but Jam has a stupid boyfriend
nobody likes,
335
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:23,058
and Pim's too dopey
to do anything about it.
336
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,394
[Jam gasps]
KORVO: All she needs is a little push.
337
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:28,605
I can't believe my boyfriend
would cheat on me with this ugly whore.
338
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,402
TERRY:
Then there's big, stupid Janice.
339
00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:36,488
And we all know that boring biatch
only cares about one thing.
340
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,908
This is the man who killed your husband
in that hit-and-run two summers ago.
341
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,451
Sign our petition and he's yours.
342
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,829
That's right,
I did it and I'd do it again.
343
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:44,830
[gun cocks]
344
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:47,332
[computer beeping]
345
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,044
[door slams open]
346
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,921
Game, set, match, Sarner.
347
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,339
Those are ping ping words.
348
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,593
In your hands is a petition
signed by everyone in the office.
349
00:11:57,593 --> 00:12:00,512
The message is clear,
your workers demand the ping.
350
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,264
The answer is still no.
351
00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:04,808
Fuck you. You said we were
the only ones who wanted ping ping
352
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,518
and I've trapped you
with your own words.
353
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,853
Your whole argument has collapsed.
354
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,062
It doesn't matter.
355
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,398
I'm meeting with the board
of directors tomorrow evening,
356
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,400
and they're doing
a full audit of our expenses.
357
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,068
And if they don't like what they see,
358
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,945
they're gonna shut down this branch.
359
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,573
There's no way I can justify
a ping pong table to them,
360
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:22,743
and I already told you it is
not safe in the boiler room.
361
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,703
Now get out of my office!
362
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,875
AISHA:
You are so close, Pupa.
363
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:30,709
[Pupa grunts]
You want a hint?
364
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:31,460
[doors whirring]
365
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,794
Aisha, quick question.
366
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,421
Uh, where's the Phallic Multiplier?
367
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,298
AISHA: Girl, what do you need
the dick ray for?
368
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,508
My big-sister prank.
369
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:40,302
I'm gonna cover Yumyulack in dicks
at the Above the Sea dance.
370
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:42,137
AISHA: You can't humiliate
Yumyulack like that.
371
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,514
He's an incel fuckface.
372
00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:46,308
Ha, if anything,
I'm going easy on the kid.
373
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,727
You should hear what
the Stacis do to their little bros.
374
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:52,189
AISHA: Trust is the key thing
to keep your elbow port open and flowing.
375
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:53,982
Without it, they'll close up forever,
376
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:54,858
like a earring hole.
377
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:55,943
Forever?
378
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,320
How come this is the first
I'm hearing about this now?
379
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:58,987
[bottle shatters]
380
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,239
[car honks]
[tires squeal]
381
00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:02,866
Fuck you, Jesse.
[all laughing]
382
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,076
Stupid alien.
383
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,163
I'm gonna need that dick ray ASAP.
384
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:10,916
[machine clicking]
385
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,294
AISHA: They're teens.
You gotta let them make mistakes.
386
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,714
♪ melancholic music ♪
387
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,966
[gulping]
388
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,221
[light switch clicks]
389
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,224
[blows]
390
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:32,646
♪
391
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:35,607
[sighs]
392
00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:42,114
♪
393
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,075
[laughs]
394
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,329
You two, come with me.
395
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,747
[phone ringing]
396
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:56,003
I did a lot of thinking
about what you said, and--
397
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:56,628
[light switch clicks]
398
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,714
Sarner, you beautiful bastard.
399
00:13:58,714 --> 00:13:59,798
You got the ping ping.
400
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,008
But the board of directors.
401
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,342
You said you couldn't justify it.
402
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,468
Don't worry about the board.
403
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,846
I know the perfect thing to say
to get them to sign off.
404
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,806
But I do have one condition.
405
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,683
- I get the first game.
- Deal.
406
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,019
Wow, in the end, you actually are
a pretty good guy.
407
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,855
Hey, working with you two
makes it easy to be good.
408
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:15,689
KORVO: Oh!
409
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,317
[blood spurts]
Jesus Christ!
410
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:19,818
Whoa, Sarner was right.
411
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,737
The boiler room is hella dangerous.
412
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:23,906
I mean, for him, not us.
413
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,616
So I guess we were both right.
414
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,328
[students laughing]
415
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,829
Let's go over the plan.
416
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:34,124
It's all going down when Principal Cooke
presents the Student Awards.
417
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,585
We convinced everyone
to vote Yumyulack
418
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,003
for Most Improved Body.
419
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,255
And when he goes
on stage to accept--
420
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:44,551
I suffocate him in shlongs
like a normal big sister.
421
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,511
[Phallic Multiplier whirring]
422
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,429
- I see his brain.
- We are so fucked.
423
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,514
- I see his fucking brain.
- We are so fucked.
424
00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:49,515
What do we do?
What do we do?
425
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,975
AISHA: What kinda sitcom plot
you all devising this time?
426
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,227
We're in a tight spot, Aisha.
427
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:56,396
In a few hours, the board of directors
is expecting to meet with Mr. Sarner.
428
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,982
AISHA: And that's his dead ass
over there on my Pretendo-deck?
429
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:01,318
Yes, and now the board
will take our ping ping table away
430
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,820
because Sarner won't be there
to say the perfect thing to justify it.
431
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,906
Ah, I haven't even gotten to play yet.
432
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,908
AISHA: Why don't y'all just bring
the dude back to life
433
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,576
so he can talk
to the board himself?
434
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,204
You know I got a whole sleeve
of those Resurrection Pellets, right?
435
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,039
Wouldn't it jeopardize
the Pupa's progress
436
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,290
to use sci-fi like that?
437
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,084
AISHA:
I mean, it's just one little pellet.
438
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,043
Yeah, I'm cool with that.
439
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,420
- Korvo?
- I too accept this rationalization.
440
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,507
Mm, yummy.
[pellet crunching]
441
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:24,424
Chew it up good.
442
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,551
Yum, yum, yum.
443
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,010
- [Mr. Sarner gasps]
- Ah, fuck!
444
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,138
Oh shit, can I get another pellet?
445
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,640
[chuckles] Classic.
446
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,810
And in the category
Most Likely to Be a Narc,
447
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:38,897
you, the students, voted for Rick Blaze.
448
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:39,898
[students applaud and cheer]
449
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:43,151
Rick was also voted Best Rebounder.
450
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,152
Here's another trophy.
451
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,822
Congrats, Detective... Rick.
452
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:47,614
Uh, just Rick.
453
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,617
And now, an award
we should probably stop doing...
454
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,451
[multiplier whirring]
455
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,954
Most Improved Body.
456
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,415
And the winner is Yumyulack.
457
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:58,208
Oh, my God!
458
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,459
Thank you!
459
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,504
I, I didn't even know
this body could be improved.
460
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:03,338
[Pupa gasps]
461
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:07,593
♪ dramatic music ♪
462
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,680
[waterfalls burbling]
463
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:16,435
♪
464
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,980
[water splattering]
465
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,653
They should be growing and thriving
like the rest of the crowd.
466
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,864
What's wrong with these two?
467
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:31,450
Hmm, I have one more idea.
468
00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:37,456
♪ dramatic music ♪
469
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:39,291
[Phallic Multiplier powers down]
470
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,001
I can't do it!
471
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,545
I knew you were a fake-ass Staci.
472
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:44,296
Give me that.
473
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:45,881
I'll do it myself.
474
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,508
[laser beam zapping]
475
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,594
Ah, no!
476
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:54,139
I'm fucking covered in dicks
years too early!
477
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,390
What just happened?
478
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:58,560
The Stacis wanted me to prank you,
but it just didn't feel right.
479
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,939
We've always had each other's backs
and I'm not gonna stop now.
480
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:03,524
Oh, uh, thanks.
481
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:07,444
And the award for Best Bow
goes to Jesse.
482
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,905
Me? Aw, you guys noticed.
483
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,031
YUMYULACK:
Don't!
484
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:11,865
Why not?
485
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,285
Is that an Ewok log trap?
486
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,912
Me and the teachers set those logs up
487
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:19,665
to smash your head like an AT-ST
when you accepted Best Bow.
488
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:20,707
It was their idea.
489
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,251
Thanks for not going through with it.
490
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,419
Looks like you guys
worked really hard on that.
491
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,213
The trick is to hoist it as one big log
492
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,631
and then cut it in half.
493
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,675
Oh yeah, that's thinking with your head.
494
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:32,594
You are never getting drunk
with us at Islands again.
495
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,346
We thought you were one of us.
496
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:35,264
Well, I'm not.
497
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:36,974
I'm a Shlorpian.
498
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:41,937
And the winner for Best Trombone Player,
Billy Hosenberg.
499
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,564
[all applauding]
500
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:45,482
[all gasp]
501
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,986
Alright, I guess the award goes
to Jackie Quilbard.
502
00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,904
Fuck yes, I did it!
503
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,823
Looking snazzy, Mr. Sarner.
504
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,408
[screams] I have a body.
505
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,493
Fucking hell.
Yes, we brought you back to life.
506
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:59,913
I was floating in the eternal glow
for a million years.
507
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,415
Safe, warm.
508
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,749
You need to remember
what you were going
509
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,959
to say to the board
of directors
510
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:06,170
to justify expensing a ping ping table.
511
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,005
I've been here before.
512
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,965
I've made some flashcards
to help jog your memory.
513
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,676
"Ping ping increases productivity
by 50 percent."
514
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,511
I mean, that's bullshit,
but let's see if it flies.
515
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,680
How did I get back
on this plane of existence?
516
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,598
Would you shut up?
517
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:20,392
Literally no one has ever cared
about what happens after you die.
518
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:21,518
The board is here.
519
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:22,686
I need more time, Terry.
520
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,730
Sarner's being a baby
about his resurrection.
521
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,857
I traversed the black mountain.
522
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,525
Why am I back?
523
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:31,069
Okay, I'll just have to stall them
with the old razzle-dazzle.
524
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,073
Where's Sarner?
We don't have all day.
525
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,742
We're members of the board.
526
00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:37,701
He's on his way.
527
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:42,414
But first, he wanted me to pop in
and give a brief preamble.
528
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,416
Rakes, where do they come from?
529
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:45,584
How do we make them?
530
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:46,627
When you think about it,
531
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:50,797
a rake is just a big fork for leaves.
532
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,758
Which leads me to my next question.
533
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:55,302
Aren't we just a salad company for lawns?
534
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,012
What the hell are you rambling about?
535
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,764
Oh, look at this guy.
You probably need one of these
536
00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:00,182
to comb your hair, am I right?
537
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,767
[all laugh]
538
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,685
Alright, you got me.
You got me.
539
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:04,853
[all laughing]
540
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:07,773
Sarner, so glad
you could finally join us.
541
00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:10,108
I am eternity made finite!
542
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,527
[screams]
543
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,154
He's, uh, referencing Dune.
544
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,656
The board reviewed your books,
545
00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,699
and I have to say, we're disappointed.
546
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,409
I can't be here!
547
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,953
Don't play for sympathy.
548
00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:23,413
You promised to cut expenses,
but yesterday,
549
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:26,208
you bought a ping pong table
on the company card.
550
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,793
We are all made of light,
551
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,336
and to that light I shall return!
552
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,671
[glass shatters]
[screams]
553
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:31,713
[car alarm blaring]
554
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,383
I knew I should've brought
a couple of extra pellets.
555
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:38,303
Everyone's laughing at us,
but I don't even care.
556
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:39,596
Fuck 'em.
This is our normal.
557
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,266
If the other kids knew
what this connection felt like,
558
00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:44,393
maybe they wouldn't be so judgmental.
559
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,019
[Pupa gasps]
560
00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:47,354
[tinkles]
561
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,522
Ooh.
562
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,691
♪ dramatic music ♪
563
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:53,485
♪
564
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:54,528
Ah.
565
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,283
[inhales deeply]
566
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:00,492
[sighs]
567
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:01,451
Ah, yeah.
568
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:05,747
[indistinct police radio chatter]
569
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,709
♪ suspenseful music ♪
570
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,252
You don't think those cops
will piece together
571
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,461
what really happened to Sarner, do you?
572
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,588
Fuckin' hope not.
573
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:14,006
We can't give the Pupa a normal life
574
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:15,716
if we're convicted of felony manslaughter.
575
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:18,343
Well, whatever comes,
we'll get through it, together.
576
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,261
The cops are gone.
577
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,180
We explained that the pressure
of the rake industry
578
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,765
was too much for Sarner,
and he killed himself out of weakness.
579
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:27,102
Yes, Sarner was a coward,
and no one should investigate any aliens.
580
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,229
Agreed.
We think under new leadership,
581
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,440
this branch could really
turn itself around.
582
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,691
I'd love to throw my hat in.
583
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:36,320
Terry, we liked your panicked ad-libbing
when you were stalling us earlier.
584
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,780
How would you like to be
the new branch manager?
585
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,741
Me, the boss?
586
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:42,242
Fuck yes.
587
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,620
Great, let's get blasted
at Islands to celebrate.
588
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,330
But, but...
But, Terry, I was gonna--
589
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,081
Your first order of business
will be to get rid
590
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,917
of that godawful ping pong table.
591
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,919
Yeah, you're on point, Wendy.
It's way too disruptive.
592
00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:53,253
Korvo, trash that thing while I'm out.
593
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,005
But I wanted to come with you guys.
594
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:58,050
No, that's an official order
from your boss.
595
00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,844
That's right, from now on,
I'm the boss, baby.
596
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,514
Well, not the Boss Baby,
but I am your boss, baby.
597
00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:05,349
Fuck, now I want
a bottle of milk, damn it.
598
00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:07,559
Someone get me some milk
because I'm the fucking boss, baby.
599
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:09,770
[Terry and board members laugh]
600
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,147
I love this company!
601
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,650
♪ dramatic music ♪
602
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,985
[mimicking laser fire]
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