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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,269 --> 00:00:08,616 [LASZLO LAUGHS] 2 00:00:08,627 --> 00:00:10,264 Extraordinary. 3 00:00:10,456 --> 00:00:13,752 You will want to get this on camera. Ha! 4 00:00:13,763 --> 00:00:15,517 Quickly. Gizmo! 5 00:00:15,528 --> 00:00:18,234 Gizmo? Gizmo, get up. 6 00:00:18,684 --> 00:00:20,827 - Yeah? Yeah? - Where's Nandor? 7 00:00:20,838 --> 00:00:22,703 Um, I think he's, uh, indisposed 8 00:00:22,714 --> 00:00:24,752 at the moment, um, in his bedroom. 9 00:00:24,785 --> 00:00:28,392 Ha, shaking hands with Rosie Palmer and her five milkmaids. 10 00:00:28,425 --> 00:00:30,029 - What? - What? Follow me. 11 00:00:30,084 --> 00:00:31,816 [GUILLERMO] Laszlo's still the only one who knows 12 00:00:31,827 --> 00:00:34,607 I'm half-vampire and he's been doing experiments to help. 13 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:37,724 Happy to report that there's been some progress. 14 00:00:37,735 --> 00:00:41,108 My telekinesis has gotten better. 15 00:00:43,158 --> 00:00:44,794 [GRUNTS] 16 00:00:45,242 --> 00:00:46,277 Pretty cool, huh? 17 00:00:46,288 --> 00:00:49,603 I have discovered something wonderful with the frogs 18 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,660 - that I injected with your blood. - Wait, 19 00:00:51,671 --> 00:00:53,675 you-you did what with my blood? 20 00:00:55,753 --> 00:00:57,767 - [CHUCKLES] - Why are they so hairy? 21 00:00:57,778 --> 00:00:59,514 Well, why are you so hairy? Who cares? 22 00:00:59,525 --> 00:01:01,563 - Now, bon voyage. - What? No! 23 00:01:01,574 --> 00:01:02,998 Those poor frogs! 24 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:05,900 [CROAKING] 25 00:01:10,232 --> 00:01:11,934 [LASZLO] Shit. 26 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,791 - Come on, little guy, come on, you can do it. - Shh! 27 00:01:16,474 --> 00:01:18,081 - Your turn. - To do what? 28 00:01:18,092 --> 00:01:20,918 I want you to leap off that balcony. 29 00:01:20,929 --> 00:01:22,793 What? No, I'll break my legs. 30 00:01:22,804 --> 00:01:24,559 - Bullshit. You saw those frogs. - Yeah. 31 00:01:24,570 --> 00:01:27,565 They were transformed by your blood, they flew. 32 00:01:27,576 --> 00:01:29,613 Ipso facto, shithead... 33 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:32,886 so can you. 34 00:01:32,897 --> 00:01:35,526 - But what if I can't? - Yeah, but what if you can? 35 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,085 What if you can? 36 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:38,229 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 37 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,113 - That would be pretty cool. - It would be 38 00:01:40,124 --> 00:01:42,462 very cool. Now, I calculate 39 00:01:42,473 --> 00:01:44,349 we have exactly two minutes before 40 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,684 Nandor finishes making pearl jam. 41 00:01:46,695 --> 00:01:48,686 - Right. - So I'll see you at the bottom. 42 00:01:48,697 --> 00:01:51,593 As the actress said to the bishop. [LAUGHS] 43 00:01:51,604 --> 00:01:53,244 Come on, Guillermo. 44 00:01:53,391 --> 00:01:55,098 I believe in you and I love you, Guillermo. 45 00:01:55,109 --> 00:01:56,758 Come on, Gizmo, let her rip. 46 00:01:56,769 --> 00:01:58,639 Launch yourself forward, see what happens. 47 00:01:58,650 --> 00:02:00,791 - We should practice closer to the floor first. - No. 48 00:02:00,802 --> 00:02:03,543 No, no, no. You will never fly unless you need to. 49 00:02:03,553 --> 00:02:06,053 Panic is the secret ingredient. Now, come on. 50 00:02:08,558 --> 00:02:10,596 [BREATHING SHAKILY] 51 00:02:10,637 --> 00:02:12,533 Aah... 52 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,718 - [GASPS] - [CHUCKLES] 53 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:16,624 I'm doing it! [LAUGHS] 54 00:02:16,635 --> 00:02:18,305 - [NANDOR] Guillermo? - Yes, Master... 55 00:02:18,316 --> 00:02:20,345 - [SCREAMING] - [LASZLO LAUGHING] 56 00:02:20,356 --> 00:02:22,843 - That's how we all learned. - [GUILLERMO WHIMPERING] 57 00:02:22,854 --> 00:02:24,759 ["YOU'RE DEAD" BY NORMA TANEGA PLAYING] 58 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,585 ♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪ 59 00:02:27,596 --> 00:02:29,969 ♪ They have no use for your song ♪ 60 00:02:30,556 --> 00:02:33,177 ♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪ 61 00:02:33,188 --> 00:02:36,092 ♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪ 62 00:02:37,104 --> 00:02:40,144 ♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪ 63 00:02:40,155 --> 00:02:42,928 ♪ You sold out your dream to the world ♪ 64 00:02:42,961 --> 00:02:45,540 ♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪ 65 00:02:45,551 --> 00:02:47,739 ♪ You're dead and out of this world. ♪ 66 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,955 ♪ ♪ 67 00:02:52,198 --> 00:02:57,198 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 68 00:02:57,336 --> 00:02:59,367 - [NANDOR] Oh, shit. - [GUILLERMO WHIMPERING] 69 00:02:59,378 --> 00:03:02,406 What is this screaming? Is someone squeezing a snake? 70 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:05,528 - Oh. Fucking hell. - [NANDOR] What happened? 71 00:03:05,539 --> 00:03:08,171 Well, I don't know. I was in the library. Don't look at me. 72 00:03:08,182 --> 00:03:11,388 Does it hurt? Because it looks like it really hurts. 73 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:12,752 - Hey, boners. - [LASZLO] What? 74 00:03:12,763 --> 00:03:14,532 Nice shiner, Colin Robinson. 75 00:03:14,543 --> 00:03:17,382 Hey, look at this dude. 76 00:03:17,393 --> 00:03:19,222 [NADJA] Someone's had an interesting evening. 77 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,770 - Please help me. - [COLIN] Wow. 78 00:03:20,803 --> 00:03:22,540 What happened to dingus' foot? 79 00:03:22,551 --> 00:03:23,782 [LASZLO] Who gives a fuck? Tell us 80 00:03:23,792 --> 00:03:25,280 what happened to your blackened eye. 81 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:26,838 Yes, was it fisticuffs? 82 00:03:26,849 --> 00:03:28,552 [GASPS] Did you get kicked by a donkey? 83 00:03:28,563 --> 00:03:30,865 Stop guessing and stop grabbing me. 84 00:03:30,876 --> 00:03:31,970 This is the problem. 85 00:03:31,981 --> 00:03:33,885 Take it easy, summer breezy. 86 00:03:33,896 --> 00:03:35,967 [COLIN] Every time I go to drain someone, 87 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,427 they see my black eye and want to know what happened. 88 00:03:38,438 --> 00:03:42,458 All of a sudden, I'm too... G-damn interesting to drain anyone. 89 00:03:42,469 --> 00:03:44,099 - What the fuck? - [NANDOR] Really? 90 00:03:44,110 --> 00:03:45,970 You think you are too interesting? 91 00:03:45,981 --> 00:03:47,509 I know I am. I mean, 92 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,624 this exact same thing happened when I came back from Vietnam. 93 00:03:50,635 --> 00:03:51,695 [NANDOR] Whoa. 94 00:03:51,706 --> 00:03:54,247 - You were in 'Nam? - [LASZLO] Well, thank you for your service. 95 00:03:54,258 --> 00:03:56,844 Colin Robinson, I had no idea you were in the Army. 96 00:03:56,855 --> 00:03:58,802 Oh, I-I wasn't in the Army. 97 00:03:58,813 --> 00:04:01,919 About six years ago, I took a cycling trip with Backroads. 98 00:04:01,952 --> 00:04:03,909 - [GROANS] - On the third day, we found 99 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,904 a dead body. In a tree. 100 00:04:05,915 --> 00:04:09,267 - [NANDOR] No kidding? - With an ox's asshole 101 00:04:09,446 --> 00:04:11,861 around its neck like a necklace. 102 00:04:11,872 --> 00:04:13,569 - What? - How did that happen? 103 00:04:13,580 --> 00:04:16,285 Some poor farmer and his ox must've stepped 104 00:04:16,296 --> 00:04:18,307 on a decommissioned land mine and... 105 00:04:18,318 --> 00:04:20,790 blew him up into the tree and the ox's 106 00:04:20,801 --> 00:04:22,571 asshole must've landed on his head. 107 00:04:22,626 --> 00:04:24,036 - [LASZLO] Good grief. - Fascinating. 108 00:04:24,047 --> 00:04:25,889 I wasn't expecting that ending. 109 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:27,772 [COLIN] See? It's the black eye... makes 110 00:04:27,783 --> 00:04:29,597 - my stories too interesting. - Do you think 111 00:04:29,608 --> 00:04:32,201 that your black eye also has a very interesting story? 112 00:04:32,212 --> 00:04:35,922 Unfortunately, yes, it's fucking remarkable. 113 00:04:35,933 --> 00:04:37,145 [LASZLO] But this is Colin Robinson. 114 00:04:37,156 --> 00:04:39,689 I mean, he can't have any more fascinating stories in him. 115 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:42,940 Gee, you tell me. A five-pound frozen block 116 00:04:42,951 --> 00:04:45,891 of shit and piss fall off a plane, landing 117 00:04:45,902 --> 00:04:48,633 - on a 308 Ferrari... - [NADJA] No way. 118 00:04:48,644 --> 00:04:51,328 ... and blowing the sideview mirror right into my kisser. 119 00:04:51,339 --> 00:04:54,280 Well, fuck my old boots. Son of a bitch! 120 00:04:54,291 --> 00:04:57,753 - Frozen blocks of pisses and shits? - [COLIN] Yes. 121 00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:59,386 - What will they think of next? - [GUILLERMO MOANING] 122 00:04:59,397 --> 00:05:01,293 Guillermo, oi... 123 00:05:01,867 --> 00:05:03,473 No, fuck this, I want to stay here 124 00:05:03,484 --> 00:05:05,334 and listen to his wonderful stories. 125 00:05:05,345 --> 00:05:07,641 - Yes, me too. - Guillermo is your familiar. 126 00:05:07,652 --> 00:05:11,613 I just went to get him new trousers a year ago. It is your turn. 127 00:05:11,624 --> 00:05:13,328 Fine. Fuck it. Whatever. 128 00:05:13,361 --> 00:05:15,666 Okay, Guillermo, stop lying around. 129 00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:17,804 Let's get that (SPEAKS GREEK) of yours looked at. 130 00:05:17,837 --> 00:05:19,855 [LASZLO] Come on, boys, to the lab. 131 00:05:19,866 --> 00:05:22,614 - Tell me more about this ox's anus. - [GUILLERMO] It really hurts. 132 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:24,612 Okay already, I said we're going. 133 00:05:24,623 --> 00:05:26,144 Oh! Laszlo, my love, 134 00:05:26,155 --> 00:05:27,885 did you just see a hairy frog? 135 00:05:27,896 --> 00:05:29,599 The only hairy frog I'm interested in, 136 00:05:29,610 --> 00:05:31,914 my darling, is the one between your legs. 137 00:05:31,925 --> 00:05:33,245 It's not just a frog. 138 00:05:33,256 --> 00:05:35,227 - It's the whole swamp. - True. 139 00:05:35,238 --> 00:05:36,842 [LAUGHS] Come on. 140 00:05:36,853 --> 00:05:38,338 Off you go, my love. 141 00:05:38,349 --> 00:05:40,851 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 142 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:42,409 [WHISTLES] 143 00:05:42,420 --> 00:05:45,002 Where are you? Come on, boy. [WHISTLES] 144 00:05:45,013 --> 00:05:48,788 Come on, boy. Where the fuck are you, you fucking frog? 145 00:05:49,198 --> 00:05:51,217 Are either of you allergic to penicillin? 146 00:05:51,228 --> 00:05:52,963 - No. - What is that? 147 00:05:52,974 --> 00:05:54,351 Just ragweed 148 00:05:54,362 --> 00:05:56,144 - and chewing gum. - Chewing gum? 149 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:57,324 How unusual. 150 00:05:57,335 --> 00:05:58,942 - That is unusual. - Guys, guys. 151 00:05:58,953 --> 00:06:00,414 You're literally killing me. 152 00:06:00,425 --> 00:06:02,916 Right, let's crack on. When I flick this switch, 153 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,533 the lights will flash, there'll be a horrible noise and a terrible odor 154 00:06:05,544 --> 00:06:07,779 as I transfer the life energy from Nandor 155 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:09,073 into Colin Robinson. 156 00:06:09,106 --> 00:06:11,226 Sorry, Laszlo, I do have one question. 157 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:13,237 - [LASZLO] Which is? - Will it hurt? 158 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:14,810 Pain like you've never known. 159 00:06:14,821 --> 00:06:17,044 And furthermore, if you're overdrained, you could die. 160 00:06:17,055 --> 00:06:18,494 Fuck this, I'm out. 161 00:06:18,505 --> 00:06:19,795 - What? - W-Wait a minute. 162 00:06:19,806 --> 00:06:22,254 - I'm starving. - And you will be fed, Colin Robinson. 163 00:06:22,265 --> 00:06:24,303 But I think we should revert to our original plan. 164 00:06:24,314 --> 00:06:27,353 - The original plan? Are you mad? - [NANDOR] I think it's a pretty good plan. 165 00:06:27,364 --> 00:06:29,298 We cover your black eye with makeup 166 00:06:29,309 --> 00:06:30,583 and make you boring again. 167 00:06:30,594 --> 00:06:32,843 It does seem a lot simpler. 168 00:06:32,854 --> 00:06:34,858 - Let's do that. - [LASZLO] All right. 169 00:06:34,891 --> 00:06:36,729 - Cowards. - [COLIN] Makes sense. 170 00:06:36,740 --> 00:06:39,227 Turn your back on science at your own peril. 171 00:06:39,238 --> 00:06:41,419 - We'll take our chances. Thank you, Laszlo. - Yeah. 172 00:06:41,430 --> 00:06:43,130 [GUILLERMO] [GRUNTS] Seriously, Nadja, 173 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:45,112 I don't need urgent care. I can just sleep it off. 174 00:06:45,145 --> 00:06:46,822 Do you really think I want to doing this? 175 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:49,075 If it was up to me, I would have just packed your ankle 176 00:06:49,086 --> 00:06:50,890 in some mud made from fish piss 177 00:06:50,923 --> 00:06:52,707 and fed you some pickled pig's ears. 178 00:06:52,718 --> 00:06:55,840 But, no, my husband thinks a doctor is better. 179 00:06:55,851 --> 00:06:57,937 [IMITATES LASZLO] "Trust the science, my darling." 180 00:06:57,948 --> 00:06:59,295 - [SPITS] - [GUILLERMO] I don't know what's going on 181 00:06:59,306 --> 00:07:01,211 with my body right now, but if a doctor finds out 182 00:07:01,244 --> 00:07:03,281 that I'm almost a vampire, I'm a dead man. 183 00:07:03,314 --> 00:07:05,452 And if Nadja finds out, it'll be worse, so... 184 00:07:05,485 --> 00:07:08,127 - [SHRIEKS] - Stop squirming, Guillermo, we're very close now. 185 00:07:08,138 --> 00:07:09,560 No, you know what? I feel a lot better. 186 00:07:09,571 --> 00:07:12,154 The vampire doctor is going to fix your mangled foot. 187 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,070 What? You said we were going to urgent care. 188 00:07:14,103 --> 00:07:18,480 - Yes, Familiar Urgent Care, silly. - No. No, Nadja, no! 189 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:24,491 Oh, just look at all these people to feed from. 190 00:07:24,502 --> 00:07:26,973 I don't know, I kind of feel like I want go home 191 00:07:26,984 --> 00:07:29,764 - and take the train to sleepy town. - No! 192 00:07:29,775 --> 00:07:31,880 It would be a sleep of death. 193 00:07:31,891 --> 00:07:34,387 Just take a look at all these losers, hmm? 194 00:07:34,398 --> 00:07:36,047 [COLIN] Outdoor diners. 195 00:07:36,058 --> 00:07:38,129 - They do deserve it. - [NANDOR] Yes. 196 00:07:38,184 --> 00:07:40,754 - Great start. - Uh, excuse me. 197 00:07:40,765 --> 00:07:41,770 Hello. 198 00:07:41,803 --> 00:07:44,407 I notice you have a d... Oh. Ooh. 199 00:07:44,418 --> 00:07:46,222 - You got this. - [COLIN] Doggie bag. 200 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:49,073 Interesting story about how the... 201 00:07:49,084 --> 00:07:52,227 origin of the doggie bag started. 202 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:54,918 It was actually a... Ow! 203 00:07:54,929 --> 00:07:56,900 - [MAN] Oh, shit! - [COLIN] Son of a bitch! 204 00:07:56,933 --> 00:07:59,171 World War II, they would 205 00:07:59,182 --> 00:08:01,153 - take food home for their dog... - [WOMAN] Did you see that? 206 00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:03,547 - ... instead of wasting it. - [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 207 00:08:03,914 --> 00:08:06,491 Don't look at me! This isn't interesting. 208 00:08:06,502 --> 00:08:07,651 What have you done? 209 00:08:07,662 --> 00:08:10,248 Someone ran over my foot, shithead. It hurt. 210 00:08:10,259 --> 00:08:13,536 - Tell them to go away. - Nothing interesting here. Keep moving, please. 211 00:08:13,547 --> 00:08:14,775 Stop filming me! 212 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,869 - Are you okay? - No, I'm not okay. 213 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,745 Shoo! He needs privacy. 214 00:08:18,756 --> 00:08:20,894 - It is fine. - [COLIN] Nandor, take me home. 215 00:08:20,905 --> 00:08:22,209 I'm taking you home. We're gonna go home. 216 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:24,073 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 217 00:08:24,084 --> 00:08:26,548 - No! - [MAN] What the fuck? That's the dude from Mad Men. 218 00:08:26,559 --> 00:08:29,186 - Oh, for fuck's sake. - [MAN 2] Oh, where's your martini, bud? 219 00:08:29,197 --> 00:08:30,733 - Hi. - [COLIN] You got to be kidding me. 220 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:33,044 [MAN 2] Damn, you just got hit by John Slattery. 221 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,196 - That is crazy. - What the heck happened? 222 00:08:34,207 --> 00:08:35,623 You stepped off the curb without even looking. 223 00:08:35,634 --> 00:08:37,471 What happened is you ran over my foot! 224 00:08:37,482 --> 00:08:39,277 We really need to go. My friend is not well. 225 00:08:39,288 --> 00:08:40,858 Let me drive you to the hospital. I-I just 226 00:08:40,869 --> 00:08:43,105 played a-a doctor on a season of The Good Fight. 227 00:08:43,116 --> 00:08:45,093 - They love me over there. - That was a really good episode. 228 00:08:45,104 --> 00:08:46,988 It doesn't even really hurt that much 229 00:08:46,999 --> 00:08:48,390 - anymore. - Well, I'll-I'll drive you home, please? 230 00:08:48,401 --> 00:08:50,269 - It's the least I can do. - You know what? 231 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,065 We will accept your generous offer. 232 00:08:52,076 --> 00:08:53,647 - Yes, yes. - What the fuck are you doing? 233 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:56,526 - [MAN] Hey, John, over here. - We will be in that car alone 234 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,931 with this gentleman that owes you a debt. 235 00:08:58,942 --> 00:09:02,004 Which you will collect by feeding. 236 00:09:02,015 --> 00:09:03,474 - Hmm? - Yeah. 237 00:09:03,485 --> 00:09:06,675 John Slattery coming to the aid of the guy he just ran over. 238 00:09:06,686 --> 00:09:08,200 - Shotgun left. - Fuck! 239 00:09:08,211 --> 00:09:10,347 - John Slattery, please. - [MAN] You're a hero, John. 240 00:09:10,358 --> 00:09:12,272 - [MAN 2] One of the greats. - [COLIN] He's not one of the greats. 241 00:09:12,283 --> 00:09:14,154 - He's a reckless driver. - [MAN] You're a reckless 242 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,741 - walker. - Peasants, disperse! 243 00:09:15,752 --> 00:09:16,888 - Begone! - [MAN] He call us peasants? 244 00:09:16,899 --> 00:09:18,334 - [CROWD GROANS] - [MAN] Oh, rude. 245 00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:21,680 [GUILLERMO] Animal hospital? Why are we-why are we going here? 246 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,324 Ow! [GRUNTING] 247 00:09:23,335 --> 00:09:26,000 - [WHISPERING] This is for pets. I'm not a dog. - Shh! Potato, "potahto." 248 00:09:26,011 --> 00:09:28,860 [NORMAL VOLUME] Um, yes, hello, um, I've got a broken familiar. 249 00:09:28,871 --> 00:09:31,724 - So, you're gonna want to go around that corner... - Yeah, I've been here before. 250 00:09:31,735 --> 00:09:33,860 There is nothing to see here. 251 00:09:33,893 --> 00:09:37,734 It is just a Doberman with a floppy tail. 252 00:09:38,450 --> 00:09:39,953 - Hold on tight. - Wait, where are we going? 253 00:09:39,964 --> 00:09:41,297 - Uh, through the wall. - No, no stop! 254 00:09:41,308 --> 00:09:42,712 - That's a solid wall. - No, it's not. 255 00:09:42,723 --> 00:09:46,662 No. No! No! [GASPING] Okay. 256 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,877 - That was kind of cool. - It's just a common cold, so there's gonna be sneezing 257 00:09:48,923 --> 00:09:51,824 and coughing and that is gonna be a burden on you, 258 00:09:51,835 --> 00:09:55,206 so I have a recommendation. And that is put her down. 259 00:09:55,217 --> 00:09:58,858 - Oh, gosh, you really think so? - [DOCTOR] Even if she recovers 260 00:09:58,869 --> 00:10:01,014 from this cold, she's... 261 00:10:01,025 --> 00:10:02,845 good God, she's, like, almost 40. 262 00:10:02,856 --> 00:10:04,744 She might squeeze out a few more good years, 263 00:10:04,755 --> 00:10:06,626 but we're talking quality of life. 264 00:10:06,637 --> 00:10:08,173 Okay, let's do it. 265 00:10:08,178 --> 00:10:09,806 No, fuck this. I'm out of here. 266 00:10:09,830 --> 00:10:11,851 Oh, calm, down, it'll be okay. 267 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:13,198 No! 268 00:10:13,209 --> 00:10:16,052 [NADJA] Got a live one. [LAUGHS] Thanks, guys. 269 00:10:16,063 --> 00:10:17,948 - [DOCTOR] Sedate him, Jack. - No. 270 00:10:17,959 --> 00:10:19,663 - [NADJA] Fantastic. - [DOCTOR] That's it. 271 00:10:19,718 --> 00:10:21,054 [NADJA] Aw. 272 00:10:21,242 --> 00:10:22,649 Sweet dreams, Guillermo. 273 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:24,476 - [LAUGHS] - [DOCTOR] Yeah, perfect. 274 00:10:25,270 --> 00:10:27,033 [JOHN] You, uh, you okay back there? 275 00:10:27,066 --> 00:10:28,703 You look like shit. 276 00:10:28,714 --> 00:10:31,658 Well, yeah, I mean, you ran over my foot. 277 00:10:31,669 --> 00:10:33,956 Sorry about all the cell phone pictures and stuff. 278 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,376 You know, you would that people in New York 279 00:10:35,387 --> 00:10:37,337 would have seen a famous actor before. 280 00:10:37,348 --> 00:10:39,806 It is quite all right, John Slattery. 281 00:10:39,817 --> 00:10:41,547 You have our gratitude. 282 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,529 [WHISPERS] Drain him. 283 00:10:43,605 --> 00:10:46,568 [NORMAL VOLUME] Do you find it, uh, difficult? 284 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:50,046 - What? - Do you find it difficult 285 00:10:50,079 --> 00:10:52,050 being an older actor? 286 00:10:52,061 --> 00:10:54,065 Having to memorize lines? 287 00:10:54,076 --> 00:10:56,014 Especially when you've been drinking. 288 00:10:56,025 --> 00:10:58,665 Slattery... that's an Irish name, right? 289 00:10:58,676 --> 00:11:00,193 Wait, s-say that last part again. 290 00:11:00,204 --> 00:11:02,727 What, "Slattery's an Irish name"? 291 00:11:02,738 --> 00:11:06,243 I mean, I personally don't mind the Irish. 292 00:11:06,254 --> 00:11:09,450 But I just don't like it when they try to sound intelligent. 293 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,410 Huh, wow. 294 00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:15,044 - I could listen to you talk for hours. - Exsqueeze me? 295 00:11:15,055 --> 00:11:17,170 I mean, not to what you're saying, but to that accent. 296 00:11:17,181 --> 00:11:19,547 It's just so specific. Where are you from? 297 00:11:19,558 --> 00:11:21,727 - Well... - Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me. Upper Midwest. 298 00:11:21,738 --> 00:11:23,980 For sure. Uh, Wisconsin? 299 00:11:24,013 --> 00:11:25,984 But not eastern Wisconsin, that would have more of 300 00:11:26,017 --> 00:11:28,088 a Germanic influence to it, am I right? 301 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,761 Are you, like, prepping for a role or something? 302 00:11:30,794 --> 00:11:33,232 No, this isn't for a role. I just love accents. 303 00:11:33,265 --> 00:11:35,169 People are just walking stories, you know? 304 00:11:35,202 --> 00:11:38,042 In all their fascination and specificity. 305 00:11:38,053 --> 00:11:39,266 You ever see the movie Spotlight? 306 00:11:39,277 --> 00:11:42,016 About the Boston Globe reporters 307 00:11:42,027 --> 00:11:45,835 who uncovered the sexual abuse coverup in the Catholic church? 308 00:11:45,846 --> 00:11:47,374 - Yeah, exactly. - No. 309 00:11:47,385 --> 00:11:49,860 Oh. Well, in that I played Ben Bradlee, Jr. 310 00:11:49,871 --> 00:11:52,158 And that character begins with the accent, 311 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,530 because the real Bradlee is from Boston. 312 00:11:54,541 --> 00:11:56,287 But he's an upper-crust guy. 313 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:59,978 [BOSTON ACCENT] Not like some jamoke standing around Kelly's Tavern 314 00:11:59,989 --> 00:12:02,051 in, uh, Revere Beach, you know what I mean? 315 00:12:02,062 --> 00:12:04,405 - Very good, John Slattery. - [REGULAR ACCENT] Not bad, right? 316 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:05,683 - But I was talking to him. - Oh. 317 00:12:05,694 --> 00:12:08,191 [JOHN] You know, it's funny, I had this babysitter when I was a kid. 318 00:12:08,202 --> 00:12:09,983 She was Irish. Her name was Vivian. 319 00:12:09,994 --> 00:12:12,299 But again, sorry for your loss. 320 00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:14,833 She was just a familiar, but thank you. 321 00:12:14,844 --> 00:12:16,753 It is kind of nice to think of Cathy 322 00:12:16,786 --> 00:12:18,422 on that rainbow bridge, 323 00:12:18,456 --> 00:12:20,259 doing stuff with her familiar friends. 324 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:22,976 Having spaghetti or whatever it is they dream of doing. 325 00:12:23,099 --> 00:12:25,246 Well, they're in a better place now. 326 00:12:25,257 --> 00:12:27,243 - Yes. - [MUTTERS] I wish I was. 327 00:12:27,254 --> 00:12:29,834 - I'm looking for a Nadja. - [NORMAL VOLUME] Oh, yes. 328 00:12:29,845 --> 00:12:31,566 - Please, can we go? - Well, 329 00:12:31,577 --> 00:12:33,902 Guillermo's ankle is healing up nicely, 330 00:12:33,913 --> 00:12:36,018 which is very unusual, so... 331 00:12:36,029 --> 00:12:39,035 just to be safe... I say we put him down. 332 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,419 He could break that ankle again, 333 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:42,381 he could break the other ankle or 334 00:12:42,392 --> 00:12:44,413 - he could just bitch a lot. - Hmm. 335 00:12:44,424 --> 00:12:46,100 Think we're just gonna take him home. 336 00:12:46,111 --> 00:12:47,937 All right. Well, that is your choice. 337 00:12:47,948 --> 00:12:49,629 - Yes. - Oh, there's one more thing. 338 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:52,146 The results of that blood work came back and they're very odd, 339 00:12:52,157 --> 00:12:54,764 so I'm just gonna have it retested, will not take long. 340 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,648 I promise I'm gonna get you out of here well before sunrise. 341 00:12:57,659 --> 00:12:58,862 [WOMAN SCREAMING IN DISTANCE] 342 00:12:59,628 --> 00:13:02,488 [NADJA] Now I'm thinking, "They're going to test him again?" 343 00:13:02,499 --> 00:13:05,517 What if they find that Van Helsing muck in his blood? [SPITS] 344 00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:07,760 I'm going to have to get him out of here. 345 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,959 [COLIN] Why are we heading towards 346 00:13:09,992 --> 00:13:11,496 the Verrazzano Bridge? 347 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,982 Uh, are you-are you taking us to Brooklyn? 348 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,802 [IMITATING COLIN] Are you taking us to Brooklyn? Are you... 349 00:13:15,813 --> 00:13:17,164 [REGULAR VOICE] That... It's really... That's a tough one. 350 00:13:17,174 --> 00:13:19,244 It's got kind of a twang to it. Say something else. 351 00:13:19,277 --> 00:13:20,900 I don't want to go to Brooklyn. 352 00:13:20,911 --> 00:13:22,615 [JOHN IMITATES COLIN] I don't want to go to Brooklyn? 353 00:13:22,626 --> 00:13:24,029 [REGULAR VOICE] There's a little bit of an uptalk there. 354 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,650 [IMITATES COLIN] I don't want to go to Brooklyn? 355 00:13:25,661 --> 00:13:27,215 - Can you let us out right h... - [IMITATING COLIN] Can you 356 00:13:27,226 --> 00:13:28,670 let us out right here, please? 357 00:13:28,681 --> 00:13:29,987 [REGULAR VOICE] You also have these interesting 358 00:13:29,998 --> 00:13:31,320 pauses in your speech, but 359 00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:34,162 I can't tell if they're regional or uniquely you or... 360 00:13:34,173 --> 00:13:35,844 It's just the most interesting accent 361 00:13:35,877 --> 00:13:37,080 - I've ever heard. - Okay, fuck this. 362 00:13:37,091 --> 00:13:39,708 [JOHN] I mean, where are you from? I'm sorry, guys. That's kind of 363 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,288 mean, right? I'm not trying to make fun of you, 364 00:13:41,299 --> 00:13:42,580 I'm just trying to get it in my head, you know, 365 00:13:42,591 --> 00:13:44,127 it's all about muscle memory. 366 00:13:44,138 --> 00:13:45,542 Guillermo? 367 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:47,135 Guillermo! 368 00:13:47,822 --> 00:13:50,139 Guillermo, why the hell are you wearing a dress? 369 00:13:50,150 --> 00:13:52,640 Hey, Nandor, you made it. Hey, girl. 370 00:13:52,651 --> 00:13:54,053 Get your shit together, we got to go. 371 00:13:54,064 --> 00:13:56,240 No, I want to lie down. You know they gave me 372 00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:58,890 some relax and it's making me feel very medicine. 373 00:13:58,923 --> 00:14:00,808 [SPEAKS GREEK] They are testing your blood 374 00:14:00,819 --> 00:14:02,839 and they're going to find your Van Helsing germs 375 00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:04,585 and whatever else you've got going on in there and then 376 00:14:04,596 --> 00:14:07,633 - they're going to kill you, so let's go! - That sounds serious. 377 00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:09,119 Can I say something? 378 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:10,257 - Nadja? - What? 379 00:14:10,268 --> 00:14:13,108 I think you're wonderful and I love... Ow! 380 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:17,148 You're a crazy bitch. But I love you. 381 00:14:17,159 --> 00:14:19,301 You know who else I love is Laszlo. 382 00:14:19,312 --> 00:14:20,622 But he's a horny little bitch. 383 00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:22,667 I also love Colin Robinson. 384 00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:24,530 He's, like, a little boring bitch. 385 00:14:24,541 --> 00:14:26,344 Like, he's like an LBB. 386 00:14:26,355 --> 00:14:29,194 But, you know, the one I love the most is actually Nandor. 387 00:14:29,205 --> 00:14:31,706 - Because he's, like, the queen bitch. - [TAPPING ON GLASS] 388 00:14:31,717 --> 00:14:33,037 - [NADJA EXCLAIMS] - Is that crazy? 389 00:14:33,048 --> 00:14:34,890 Hey. Who's that bitch? 390 00:14:34,901 --> 00:14:37,433 Wow, you are such a miracle worker. 391 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,515 He is back to a red, shiny, 392 00:14:39,526 --> 00:14:41,531 fresh apple, so, think we're gonna get 393 00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:43,222 - the ol' dog home now. [CHUCKLES] - Yeah. 394 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:44,470 I don't think that's gonna happen. 395 00:14:44,481 --> 00:14:45,711 I have a question for you. 396 00:14:45,722 --> 00:14:47,342 Who turned him? 397 00:14:47,982 --> 00:14:50,701 - Who what? - According to his blood, 398 00:14:50,712 --> 00:14:52,751 this familiar has been turned into a vampire. 399 00:14:52,762 --> 00:14:55,336 Yes, it's early stages, but he is well on his way. 400 00:14:55,369 --> 00:14:57,327 No, I'm sorry, there's been a huge mistake. 401 00:14:57,338 --> 00:14:59,909 Are you regretting turning him? Because if you are, 402 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:02,570 you should have thought of that before you did it. 403 00:15:02,581 --> 00:15:03,975 - Guillermo? - Yeah. 404 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,322 - A vampire? - Yes. 405 00:15:05,355 --> 00:15:06,425 That thing? 406 00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:08,328 That loser is a vampire? 407 00:15:08,361 --> 00:15:11,334 Absolutely not. Have you seen how lame he is? 408 00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:12,790 Science does not lie. 409 00:15:12,801 --> 00:15:16,120 Now, it must be recent because he's still transforming. 410 00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:18,182 No one in our house would do such a thing. 411 00:15:18,215 --> 00:15:20,814 Well, then we have a very big problem, 'cause 412 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,489 I'm gonna put him down. 413 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,684 Well, you can't do that because... 414 00:15:24,854 --> 00:15:26,047 He is our familiar! 415 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:28,730 - You need to let him go. - Get your hands off of me! 416 00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:31,942 [EXHALES] 417 00:15:31,953 --> 00:15:34,047 Guillermo? Guillermo? 418 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,893 Guillermo! 419 00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:39,527 Guillermo! Guillermo! 420 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:44,886 Guillermo! Guillermo, snap out of it. 421 00:15:44,897 --> 00:15:47,832 They think you are a bastard vampire and they're going to kill you. 422 00:15:47,843 --> 00:15:49,625 - Guillermo? - [DOCTOR] Come on, girl. 423 00:15:49,636 --> 00:15:50,784 Get out! 424 00:15:51,179 --> 00:15:52,487 Guillermo. 425 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,759 Guillermo? Hello? 426 00:15:55,063 --> 00:15:57,397 Sorry. [CHUCKLES] Guillermo? 427 00:15:58,136 --> 00:15:59,636 Guillermo? 428 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,595 Nadja, hi. 429 00:16:01,606 --> 00:16:03,276 What? You work here? 430 00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:05,355 Volunteer, actually. 431 00:16:05,366 --> 00:16:07,217 It's a way of giving back. 432 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,937 I mean, who rescued who, right? 433 00:16:09,948 --> 00:16:12,093 - Have you seen Guillermo? - Guillermo? 434 00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,742 Oh, no, no, not here. 435 00:16:13,819 --> 00:16:15,723 This place is just for strays. 436 00:16:15,734 --> 00:16:18,272 - I have a family. - Hey! Eat your chicken! 437 00:16:18,305 --> 00:16:20,510 - [WHISPERS] He's not gonna make it. - I can hear you. 438 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:22,648 Guillermo! Open! 439 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,061 Guillermo. 440 00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:27,178 [COLIN] Uh, I don't... think I can make it. 441 00:16:27,189 --> 00:16:29,394 [NANDOR] Of course you're gonna make it. I know this is difficult, 442 00:16:29,427 --> 00:16:31,566 but you've got to be strong, okay? 443 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:35,300 I want you to go in here and ask to use the toilet. 444 00:16:35,311 --> 00:16:38,528 Then I want you to ask for a sanitary wipe. 445 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,838 Then I want you to ask 446 00:16:39,871 --> 00:16:41,808 when the last time they cleaned the toilet. 447 00:16:41,819 --> 00:16:43,389 Then I want you to tell them 448 00:16:43,406 --> 00:16:45,330 you're gonna take a nice big shit, okay? 449 00:16:45,341 --> 00:16:47,091 It's gonna buy you a few more hours of energy. 450 00:16:47,102 --> 00:16:49,858 - Whoa! Get the fuck out! - [COLIN] Oh, fuck. 451 00:16:49,869 --> 00:16:52,540 - May I use your toilet? - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 452 00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:54,679 Yo! 453 00:16:54,712 --> 00:16:56,683 It's my guy from TikTok. 454 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,034 What? 455 00:16:58,371 --> 00:17:00,733 Whoa! Nobody fucking move. 456 00:17:03,645 --> 00:17:06,299 - ♪ Jump around... ♪ - [NANDOR] Colin Robinson, that's you. 457 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:07,819 - [COLIN] Oh, for crying out loud. - Yeah. 458 00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:10,393 [NANDOR] How did they make this so quick? And the music? 459 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,775 Aah! 460 00:17:11,812 --> 00:17:13,021 [NANDOR] Nice shot. 461 00:17:13,134 --> 00:17:15,573 Thank you so much! You saved my store! 462 00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:18,214 - He did? - How clean's your toi... 463 00:17:18,225 --> 00:17:20,430 - It's... - No! 464 00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:21,773 Colin Robinson! 465 00:17:22,025 --> 00:17:24,460 - Guillermo! - You can't be back here. 466 00:17:24,471 --> 00:17:25,745 Move! 467 00:17:26,322 --> 00:17:28,293 - Fuck off! - [SCREAMS] 468 00:17:28,304 --> 00:17:30,409 - Guillermo! - Hey, girl. 469 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,357 Get off him! Get away! 470 00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:35,367 - He's mine! - [GRUNTING] 471 00:17:36,024 --> 00:17:37,231 [SCREAMING] 472 00:17:37,242 --> 00:17:39,801 Get off him! Get off! 473 00:17:39,812 --> 00:17:41,983 Shoo! Scram! 474 00:17:42,574 --> 00:17:44,511 [WHIMPERING] 475 00:17:44,728 --> 00:17:45,834 Now, what the fuck, man? 476 00:17:45,845 --> 00:17:47,874 This doctor tells me you're almost a vampire? 477 00:17:47,885 --> 00:17:49,922 Oops, I have a little secret. 478 00:17:49,955 --> 00:17:52,795 - Focus, Guillermo. The truth now. - [GROANS] 479 00:17:52,828 --> 00:17:54,866 Fine! Okay? 480 00:17:55,096 --> 00:17:58,132 I took my fate into my own destiny and I had Derek do it. 481 00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:01,308 - [GASPS] - I paid him to do it. He turned me into a vampire! 482 00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:02,434 Derek? 483 00:18:02,445 --> 00:18:06,316 You could have been turned by a legendary vampire, 484 00:18:06,327 --> 00:18:09,463 and you gave it away to Derek? 485 00:18:09,474 --> 00:18:12,307 Nandor is going to rip your face into a new asshole. 486 00:18:12,318 --> 00:18:13,522 Well, it doesn't matter, does, it, 'cause these guys 487 00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:15,729 - are gonna kill me anyways. - Oh shut up, you dumb dick. 488 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:18,773 I'm not gonna let them kill you. That is Nandor's privilege. 489 00:18:18,784 --> 00:18:20,755 - Now, come on, let's go. - [DOOR OPENS] 490 00:18:21,406 --> 00:18:23,377 I told you, we need to put him down. 491 00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:24,943 That's not going to happen. 492 00:18:24,954 --> 00:18:26,417 He is coming with me, 493 00:18:26,428 --> 00:18:29,229 and his master will decide how to kill him. 494 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,329 If we release an abomination like that onto the street, 495 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:34,156 I'm gonna lose my medical license. 496 00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:36,117 [SNARLING] 497 00:18:36,128 --> 00:18:37,665 [GUILLERMO] Nadja! Watch out. 498 00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:40,422 - [GROANING] - [GRUNTING] 499 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,192 [NADJA] Help me, you load. 500 00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:48,840 - Oh, whoa. - [GASPS] Good one, Guillermo! 501 00:18:48,873 --> 00:18:50,168 - Ow. - Yes! 502 00:18:50,648 --> 00:18:51,713 Nice one. 503 00:18:51,928 --> 00:18:53,698 - Ha! - Watch out! 504 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,051 [GRUNTING] 505 00:18:56,884 --> 00:18:58,388 [HISSES] 506 00:18:58,399 --> 00:19:00,103 [GRUNTING] 507 00:19:00,114 --> 00:19:01,316 [GUILLERMO] Don't touch her! 508 00:19:02,246 --> 00:19:05,286 - No! - [GRUNTING] 509 00:19:05,439 --> 00:19:07,477 [NADJA] You're just a glorified vet. 510 00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:09,448 [GRUNTS] Guillermo! 511 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,022 - Nadja! - [GRUNTING] 512 00:19:12,033 --> 00:19:14,647 Get away from her, you bitch! 513 00:19:14,658 --> 00:19:18,279 Oh! [GROANS, GRUNTS] 514 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:21,246 [EXHALES] [SLURRING] Thank you, Girerro. 515 00:19:21,257 --> 00:19:24,890 Oh. I think I might've got a little bit of poison in my face. 516 00:19:24,901 --> 00:19:26,571 Do I look okay? 517 00:19:26,889 --> 00:19:29,689 - Yeah. You look... you look fine. - Good. 518 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,609 Now go and find your clothes and I'll... 519 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,157 [SPEAKING UNINTELLIGIBLY] 520 00:19:33,168 --> 00:19:34,838 Let's go. 521 00:19:36,648 --> 00:19:38,773 Laszlo! Laszlo! 522 00:19:38,806 --> 00:19:40,611 - What is it, man? - Help! 523 00:19:40,644 --> 00:19:42,714 Quick, to the laboratory. 524 00:19:44,798 --> 00:19:46,778 - Laszlo, hurry. Please hurry. - All right. 525 00:19:46,789 --> 00:19:48,593 Now, brace yourself, fellas. 526 00:19:48,626 --> 00:19:49,862 Turning the machine 527 00:19:49,895 --> 00:19:51,832 - on. - [GROANING] 528 00:19:54,267 --> 00:19:56,520 - [COUGHING] - Is it working? Do you feel good? 529 00:19:56,531 --> 00:19:57,660 [COUGHING] 530 00:19:57,671 --> 00:20:01,737 - It hurt at first, but now I kind of like it. - Yeah. 531 00:20:01,747 --> 00:20:04,725 - [GROANING SOFTLY] - What exactly is the purpose of this machine? 532 00:20:04,758 --> 00:20:07,530 It's just a simple energy transference device. 533 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:10,513 I originally built it to combat situational impotence, 534 00:20:10,524 --> 00:20:13,131 or whiskey dick, as you might call it. 535 00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:16,415 Oh, that makes sense, 'cause I'm getting a little 536 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,085 tickle in my pickle. 537 00:20:18,096 --> 00:20:20,118 Well, that's an accident, 'cause I removed that aspect. 538 00:20:20,129 --> 00:20:21,948 - Must be the vibrations. - Could be. 539 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,616 Or could be the smell. 540 00:20:23,627 --> 00:20:26,012 I really like the smell of burning hair. 541 00:20:26,023 --> 00:20:27,058 What about you, Nandor? 542 00:20:27,069 --> 00:20:28,974 How are you finding it? 543 00:20:29,007 --> 00:20:30,097 Oh, fuck. 544 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,579 - [MACHINE BUZZING] - Shit. Turning the machine off. 545 00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:36,593 [MACHINE POWERS DOWN] 546 00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:38,823 Reverse the process, Laszlo. 547 00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:40,468 Well, I can't. It's too late, isn't it? 548 00:20:40,524 --> 00:20:42,361 - Look at him. Shit. - [NADJA] [IN DISTANCE] Laszlo! 549 00:20:42,372 --> 00:20:43,774 - Get fucking downstairs! - Shit. 550 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:46,960 - Go ahead. I'll reenergize Nandor myself. - How? 551 00:20:46,971 --> 00:20:49,084 - [NADJA] Laszlo! - Well, if I can drain the energy from people, 552 00:20:49,095 --> 00:20:50,577 I sure as hell can put it back in them. 553 00:20:50,588 --> 00:20:51,734 - Just go. Trust me. - [NADJA] Get downstairs! 554 00:20:51,745 --> 00:20:53,683 - Coming, my darling. - [NADJA] Don't you "darling" me. 555 00:20:53,694 --> 00:20:55,565 [LASZLO] Would I be wrong in sensing some... 556 00:20:55,576 --> 00:20:57,714 - [SINGSONGY] Nandor? Hello. - [NADJA SHOUTING IN DISTANCE] 557 00:20:57,769 --> 00:21:00,608 It's your boy, Colin Robinson. 558 00:21:00,641 --> 00:21:05,143 But I'm going to tell you my real name. It's... 559 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:06,470 Arthur... 560 00:21:07,528 --> 00:21:08,897 Simon... 561 00:21:08,957 --> 00:21:10,327 Santino. 562 00:21:10,361 --> 00:21:12,766 But I-I had to change it 563 00:21:12,777 --> 00:21:15,449 because people would laugh when they realized 564 00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:18,834 that the initials spelled out "ass." 565 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,280 [GASPS] 566 00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:21,795 [WEAKLY] Ass. 567 00:21:21,806 --> 00:21:24,244 Do you know who it was that pointed that out to me? 568 00:21:24,255 --> 00:21:27,463 - [WEAKLY] No. - It was my ex-boyfriend, 569 00:21:27,474 --> 00:21:29,287 - Davy Crockett. - [EXHALES] 570 00:21:29,298 --> 00:21:30,768 At the Alamo. 571 00:21:31,703 --> 00:21:33,340 - Really? - Yeah. 572 00:21:33,351 --> 00:21:35,221 If-if you don't believe me, 573 00:21:35,232 --> 00:21:39,206 maybe this knife that Jim Bowie gave me will convince you. 574 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:40,734 [NANDOR] Ass. 575 00:21:43,158 --> 00:21:45,553 - [LASZLO] My darling, you need to calm down. - I mean, what the hell? 576 00:21:45,564 --> 00:21:47,029 - [SHUSHING] - We have a little two-faced bitch, 577 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,806 lying-behind-the-back vampire in the house and my husband doesn't think 578 00:21:49,817 --> 00:21:51,603 - I need to know about it? - Cool it, my darling. 579 00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:53,279 I'm just trying to find a cure. 580 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,585 All right? Now, if I can stop the transformation, 581 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,480 maybe Nandor can turn Gizmo. 582 00:21:57,491 --> 00:22:00,343 You are a worthless piece of big, wet skatá, Guillermo. 583 00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:02,954 - Yeah. - When Nandor finds out, he's going to kill you. 584 00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:04,207 And then he's going to kill all of us. 585 00:22:04,218 --> 00:22:05,314 - Mm. - And then he's going to kill himself. 586 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,521 - Then don't tell him. - I'm not going 587 00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:07,868 to lie to my housemate to cover up 588 00:22:07,879 --> 00:22:09,274 - your treachery. [SPITS] - [GUILLERMO] Just give me 589 00:22:09,285 --> 00:22:10,387 a chance to make this up. When I did this, I didn't... 590 00:22:10,398 --> 00:22:13,009 Finally. Well, well, well. 591 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:15,491 You've been gone all night. What, you can't even call? 592 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:16,805 Sorry. 593 00:22:16,882 --> 00:22:19,433 - They tried to put me down. - What? Why? 594 00:22:19,466 --> 00:22:20,835 What did the doctor say? 595 00:22:20,868 --> 00:22:22,337 [LASZLO] Uh, uh, uh... 596 00:22:22,348 --> 00:22:23,651 [SIGHS] 597 00:22:23,726 --> 00:22:24,795 Yes? 598 00:22:26,076 --> 00:22:27,482 Guillermo is fine. 599 00:22:27,515 --> 00:22:29,284 Just your average weak-boned, 600 00:22:29,295 --> 00:22:31,266 - broken-foot familiar. - [NANDOR GROANS] 601 00:22:31,277 --> 00:22:34,269 I guess someone won't be cutting a rug anytime soon. 602 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,650 [NANDOR] Wait. 603 00:22:36,639 --> 00:22:38,342 Don't move. 604 00:22:39,472 --> 00:22:41,476 [SHUDDERING SOFTLY] 605 00:22:43,545 --> 00:22:45,216 - [GRUNTS] - [CROAKING SOFTLY] 606 00:22:45,403 --> 00:22:46,639 What... 607 00:22:46,653 --> 00:22:48,424 the hell... 608 00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:50,921 is this? 609 00:22:53,245 --> 00:22:54,315 Hmm? 610 00:22:55,497 --> 00:22:56,666 Frog? 611 00:22:56,677 --> 00:22:58,481 [NANDOR] Really? A frog? 612 00:22:58,492 --> 00:23:01,230 A frog that flies and has hair 613 00:23:01,415 --> 00:23:03,623 and looks kind of like you? 614 00:23:05,043 --> 00:23:07,148 Guillermo, do you think I am an idiot? 615 00:23:07,159 --> 00:23:08,663 [WHISPERS] Say no. 616 00:23:08,674 --> 00:23:10,857 - [NORMAL VOLUME] No. - [NANDOR] That's right. 617 00:23:11,210 --> 00:23:13,996 Because this is precisely what happens 618 00:23:14,007 --> 00:23:16,814 when a little birdy sneaks into this house, 619 00:23:16,847 --> 00:23:19,519 fucks a mouse, they have a child that grows up 620 00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:21,935 that then fucks a frog that looks like you. 621 00:23:22,012 --> 00:23:25,485 [SIGHS] This is a direct result of your slacking. 622 00:23:25,496 --> 00:23:28,219 We are not running a fucking circus here. 623 00:23:28,230 --> 00:23:29,966 - [CROAKING SOFTLY] - Yeesh. 624 00:23:30,941 --> 00:23:32,506 Give him to me. 625 00:23:32,517 --> 00:23:34,331 You may have fooled him, 626 00:23:34,342 --> 00:23:37,523 'cause he has the IQ of a Russian toilet, 627 00:23:37,534 --> 00:23:39,681 but I know you're up to something, aren't you, 628 00:23:39,692 --> 00:23:41,496 you little sneaky Pete? 629 00:23:45,296 --> 00:23:46,665 Okay, Colin, 630 00:23:46,795 --> 00:23:48,250 - if I tell you something... - [COLIN] Psych. 631 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,100 I couldn't give two squirts. 632 00:23:53,773 --> 00:23:55,910 ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪ 633 00:23:58,430 --> 00:24:00,634 ♪ It's in the blood ♪ 634 00:24:02,778 --> 00:24:04,950 ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪ 635 00:24:05,248 --> 00:24:07,722 - ♪ It's in the blood... ♪ - [FROG] Gui... 636 00:24:07,755 --> 00:24:11,229 - ller... mo. - Surely not. 637 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,447 Gui... 638 00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:14,896 ller... mo. 639 00:24:14,929 --> 00:24:16,473 - [CROAKS] - [LAUGHS] 640 00:24:16,484 --> 00:24:18,425 Yeah. Carry on. 641 00:24:18,436 --> 00:24:20,042 ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪ 642 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:22,665 ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪ 643 00:24:22,758 --> 00:24:24,604 ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪ 644 00:24:24,615 --> 00:24:26,619 ♪ Get it or not ♪ 645 00:24:27,614 --> 00:24:29,185 ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪ 646 00:24:29,459 --> 00:24:32,026 ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪ 647 00:24:32,130 --> 00:24:33,556 ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪ 648 00:24:33,567 --> 00:24:35,871 ♪ Tell him or not ♪ 649 00:24:45,691 --> 00:24:48,118 - ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪ - ♪ If you catch the cure ♪ 650 00:24:48,129 --> 00:24:50,577 - ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪ - ♪ If you catch the cure... ♪ 651 00:24:50,588 --> 00:24:54,530 - ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪ - ♪ You can tell without knowing ♪ 652 00:24:54,769 --> 00:24:57,102 - ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪ - ♪ If you catch the cure ♪ 653 00:24:57,113 --> 00:24:59,417 - ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪ - ♪ If you catch the cure... ♪ 654 00:24:59,428 --> 00:25:01,399 ♪ It's in the blood, man. ♪ 655 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:07,020 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 50095

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