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You fucking cheated?
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But you're, like, a nerd.
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I don't know, guys. Is she?
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She's cheating on tests,
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trying to bang a dude
on a teacher's desk.
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I think she's, like, a bad girl.
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Well, now I have a meeting
with President Lacey
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and the Honor Board to plead my case
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so that they don't expel me.
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Damn, girl, your life's
a fucking mess right now.
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- Bela--
- No, she's right. It is.
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Well, it is all going
to work itself out.
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Okay, and if it doesn't, then...
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Then what?
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I don't know, okay?
I thought you guys would
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jump in with something encouraging.
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- Leighton!
- Oh, my God! Ugh.
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Okay, let's focus
on the positives, right?
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Midterms are over and
tonight we're going to rage
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our brains out at the
Anything But Clothes party.
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Yes, yes.
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I, for one, will be making
a tasteful but extremely
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revealing minidress
made out of caution tape.
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And caution, I will
be showing some ass meat.
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Can you please not say
"ass meat" while we are eating?
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Leighton, you're so repressed.
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Table poll, is the phrase "ass meat"
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repulsive or charming?
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- I don't like it.
- It's not great.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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Well, here comes Nico. I'll ask him.
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Damn, he looks kind of mad.
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Leighton, I need to talk to you.
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I'm kind of busy right now.
Can it wait?
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No, it can't. Let's go.
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Excuse me.
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I mean, we're going
to go eavesdrop, right?
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Yeah.
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♪ Feel the sun on my face ♪
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♪ We're gonna halt on what day now ♪
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♪ Walk down,
always have to go away ♪
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You had no right
to say anything to Maya.
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You were cheating
on two of my friends.
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I am not the one
who was in the wrong here.
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I just don't understand
why you would do this to me.
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Oh, please,
no one did anything to you.
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You did this to yourself.
I just put a stop to it.
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I just hate thinking
that they're fighting about me.
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No, I don't think
this is all about you.
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Because you fucked Kimberly,
that's why!
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I mean,
a good amount is about you, sure.
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What would you know about this
anyway?
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You've literally never dated
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anyone seriously
in your entire life.
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Oh, you were all about Cory
and then you go on
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one date with him,
and you ghost him.
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Uh, because he was boring.
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Have you seen his Instagram?
It's all sunsets.
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Do you think they stopped?
I can't hear anything anymore.
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It's so quiet.
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We just got here.
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I'm so sorry my hand grazed
whatever it grazed.
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- Hey.
- Did you guys hear all that?
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- No.
- Huh? No.
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No, the doors are very thick.
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They're lying.
I heard it from the bathroom.
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- Eric?
- Up here.
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You sure
you want to be here for this?
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Yeah, I am.
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Uh, what's going on?
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We know what you did to Bela.
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And to Carla.
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Okay, well, I don't know
what you're talking about.
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I didn't do anything.
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Yes, you did.
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You assaulted both of us
and you know it.
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Look, you can deny it all you want,
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but we believe them,
and we made our decision.
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We're kicking you out.
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Wait, can we slow down for a second?
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You're really going
to take her word over mine?
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The girl who gave eight hand jobs?
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Um, it was six hand jobs.
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And who cares how many
fucking hand jobs she gave?
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It doesn't make her
any less credible, you shit.
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Dude, you know I wouldn't do this.
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So two different women
are just saying this
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to take you down for no reason?
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It doesn't make any sense and
we're not gonna ignore that.
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- It's done.
- You can't just kick me out.
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- I'm a coeditor.
- Oh, really?
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Looks like you're not anymore.
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Yes!
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♪ You set yourself apart ♪
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Oh, now I see
why you invited me over.
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Mm-hmm. I'm using you for your body.
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Mm.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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I'ma go willingly.
That's what I'm gonna do.
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I'm taking my shirt off.
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Oh, sorry.
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It's just weird doing this
in Kimberly's room.
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Is that her big-ass bra behind you?
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- Just ignore it.
- Mm-hmm.
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And look at my bra.
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Yes, it is a very, very good bra.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Should I take it off?
- Uh-huh.
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Okay. Oh, my God, dude.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's just weird.
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It's weird having sex
in your coworker's room.
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Her stuffed panda is staring at me.
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That's Penny.
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Don't tell me Penny's name.
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Whitney.
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Whitney, are you in there?
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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- My mom is here.
- What?
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My mom is at the fucking door.
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Oh.
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Here, put your fucking shirt on.
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Okay, you don't got to throw it.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Oh, my...
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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I thought you were on your book tour?
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I am, but I thought
I'd make an extra stop
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over here to ask you about this.
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Okay, I just finished installing
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your antivirus software.
Uh, all done.
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You put your shirt on backwards.
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Mom, this is Canaan.
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Uh, he--okay.
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- I'm going to see you later.
- Yeah, go.
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Kimmy-bean.
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Perfect timing.
Look who's at the store.
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It's your third grade teacher,
Mrs. Jarvis.
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Hi, Mrs. Jarvis.
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I can't see her.
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Aisle four.
She's got a real deep cough.
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Very, very wet.
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Dad, I need to talk to you.
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Oh, is everything okay?
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I kind of did something bad.
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Kimberly, whatever it is,
you can tell me.
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There's nothing you could say
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that would make me
disappointed in you.
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I cheated on a test
and I got caught.
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And now I might get expelled.
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Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
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Dad, I'm so sorry.
I know I messed up.
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I--just please don't be mad at me.
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Of course I'm mad.
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What the hell, Kimmy?
This isn't like you.
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- I know.
- What were you thinking?
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I wasn't, that's the problem.
I'm so stupid.
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- I don't know how to tell mom.
- Oh, God, don't do that.
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We can just keep this between us.
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She will lose her shit.
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Kimmy, it's okay
to not be perfect for once.
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Lord knows I'm not perfect.
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Remember when I left grandpa's ashes
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on the roof of the car
and drove away?
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I love you, Dad.
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I love you, too.
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But you got to find
a way to fix this.
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♪ Not as easy ♪
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We'll see.
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♪ Mind over matter ♪
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♪ Aloof joys and nostalgia ♪
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Mom, why are you
just showing up like this?
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You could've called.
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And you could've called me
to tell me your team
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was involved in
a full-blown sex scandal.
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Little suspicious
I had to hear about it
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from Carl instead of you.
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Carl, what the hell?
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Okay, yeah, well, Mom,
you're wasting your time.
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- Everything's fine.
- Everything is not fine.
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One of the coaches
was molesting a girl.
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Oh, my God.
No one was being molested.
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I'm just saying.
They were both adults.
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And it's over.
He's fired. He's gone.
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Whitney,
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I cannot believe
I'm going to ask you this,
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but since you don't tell me
anything about your life,
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is it you?
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- No.
- Well, then, who was it?
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I need to make sure she's okay.
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You told her what?
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♪ We're all running ♪
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♪ As fast as we can ♪
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♪ To the finish line
but what do we get ♪
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♪ When it's over? ♪
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♪ Does winning even matter
in the end ♪
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♪ If it's over? ♪
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♪ I'm done chasing tomorrow down ♪
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♪ I'm just... ♪
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Jeff, for the last time,
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pieces about your cousin
are not funny.
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Nobody knows who Emma is.
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She's, like, crazy into horses.
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There might be something there.
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There's nothing there.
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Bela, your piece about
Frankenstein being Jewish
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and going on birthright
is pretty solid. Good work.
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Everyone else, please make sure
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you send in two more ideas
by tomorrow.
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And, also, be sure to CC
our new coeditor, Evangeline.
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Uh, hello, you forgot to mention
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the first female coeditor
in "Catullan" history.
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- Yes.
- Come on, guys.
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- Yes, girl!
- Whoo.
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Hey, I just want to say,
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I think the way things went down
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with Ryan was kind of fucked up.
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And to be honest,
some other people do, too.
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If you want to defend a predator,
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- maybe you should leave, too.
- Whoa, whoa.
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I don't think we need
to kick anymore people out.
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It was Ryan's word
against someone else's.
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Ryan's word didn't make
any fucking sense.
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You have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Says the girl
who benefitted from his exit.
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- Are you fucking kidding me?
- All right, everyone.
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If we could calm down
and get back to the meeting--
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- Actually, I'm gonna go.
- You should stay.
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- He should go.
- No, I want to go.
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I came to Essex
because of "The Catullan,"
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but I think it might suck.
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In two months,
I've been called a slut,
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I've been hate crimed by an alum,
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had some dude's dick
jammed into my back.
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If this is what being on
"The Catullan" is like,
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I'm sorry, I'm good without it.
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♪ Baby, give me all you got ♪
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♪ Hm ♪
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♪ I never make you
fall to your knees ♪
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♪ And you'll fall again ♪
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♪ I don't really know
where I'm going ♪
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I've decided what I'm going
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to tell the disciplinary committee.
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I'm going to present them
with a compelling,
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thoughtful, at times humorous
statement on who I am
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and how I plan to learn
from this experience.
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Bitch, I'm asleep.
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You can't go in there empty-handed.
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If you want them to go easy on you,
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you have to bring them something.
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- Like treats?
- Like evidence, honey.
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You stole that test from Theta, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, don't you think
253
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,852
that the Honor Board would like
to know about the large scale
254
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,895
cheating ring that's infecting
their beloved university?
255
00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,648
- You think I should tattle?
- Hell, yeah.
256
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,442
It's them or you.
257
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,238
So Willow's going to pretend
to be straight?
258
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,073
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, that's not gonna work.
259
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,533
Hey, do any of you want my outfit
260
00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:18,909
for the Anything But Clothes party?
261
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,578
- I'm not going.
- What?
262
00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,330
Wait, you're not going to the party
with us?
263
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,415
You made Whitney go
to the Caribbean Night party
264
00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,834
- when she had mono.
- I had fluid in my lungs.
265
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,544
Bela, you have to go.
We're all going.
266
00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:30,671
I can't. My soul is crushed.
267
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,256
My comedy dreams are over.
268
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,050
I guess now I'll just have
to become a lame scientist
269
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,218
- who cures IBS or some shit.
- You're fucking going!
270
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,888
Dude, it's just a party.
271
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,806
It's not.
272
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,683
I'm going to steal the tests
from Theta's closet
273
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,560
and turn them over
to the disciplinary committee.
274
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,187
- Holy shit.
- What?
275
00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,688
White collar criminals
do this stuff all the time.
276
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,398
Having grown up
on the Upper East Side,
277
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,442
I can confirm
that is absolutely true.
278
00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:53,069
Look, I'm just freaking out,
279
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,905
and I really want
you guys to be there.
280
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,574
Well, all right, I'm in.
I can't miss this shit.
281
00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,826
- Let's go steal some test--
- Shh.
282
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,161
So which one of you guys
283
00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:04,622
wants to wrap this around my ass?
284
00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,332
Nobody does. Stop.
285
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:07,792
- She would love to do it.
- You know what? Stop.
286
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:18,594
The next thing I knew,
we were kissing in his truck.
287
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:21,430
And not just kissing--
hand stuff, too.
288
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,933
Oh.
289
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,936
You don't have to reveal
anymore than you want to.
290
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:31,148
No, I think it's important
that we all hear this.
291
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,483
- He took my flower.
- Wow.
292
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,527
Okay, this is getting
really personal.
293
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,820
She's right.
294
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,238
I don't want to overstep boundaries,
295
00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:40,616
but if you need anything,
you let me know.
296
00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:43,619
All I need is to heal,
297
00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:44,954
but I'm on my way.
298
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,081
Senator Chase, hi.
299
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:49,417
Could I please get a photo with you?
300
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,210
Of course. Carl.
301
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:52,753
That's your mom?
302
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,631
Take a photo of us.
Use that good angle.
303
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,216
- He took your flower?
- I know.
304
00:11:57,299 --> 00:12:00,052
I'm deeply good at this.
Should I do drama?
305
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,846
You are shockingly great at this,
306
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,305
and I appreciate you doing it.
307
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,807
Oh, I'm just getting started.
308
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,643
When your mama come back,
I'ma make myself cry.
309
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,896
- ♪ Oh ♪
- Cheers.
310
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,023
Cheers, bitches.
311
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,943
- Mm.
- Oh, Bela, what was that?
312
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,237
It was carrot cake Schnapps.
It was on clearance.
313
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,905
Yeah, 'cause it tastes like shit.
314
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,490
- I kind of liked it.
- Right?
315
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,576
I can't get the taste
out of my mouth.
316
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,328
♪ Lucid dreams,
lucid dreams 'bout you ♪
317
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:29,665
♪ Oh ♪
318
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,208
♪ It's all that I can do ♪
319
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,753
♪ Lucid dreams,
lucid dreams 'bout you ♪
320
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,673
♪ Lucid dreams, lucid dreams
'bout you ♪
321
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,675
♪ 'Bout you, lucid dreams ♪
322
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,343
♪ Lucid dreams 'bout you ♪
323
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,596
♪ You are my weakness ♪
324
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,389
♪ Lucid dreams 'bout you ♪
325
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,060
Let's do this.
326
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,772
♪ Another classic ♪
327
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,274
♪ I'm feeling fucking fantastic ♪
328
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,109
♪ Normally want to stay humble ♪
329
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,736
♪ But y'all know
for real I be macking ♪
330
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,362
♪ I'm dealing with ♪
331
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,198
Hell, yes, we're going
to see some side dick tonight.
332
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,991
I hope my mom doesn't show up.
333
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,535
So she really bought that
Willow is hooking up with him?
334
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,870
I almost believed it.
335
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,497
Hello, bitches.
336
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,581
What?
337
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,875
Lila, that outfit is awesome.
338
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,211
Thanks. It's 320 condoms
from the student center
339
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,004
and I plan on using
all of them tonight.
340
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,215
Starting with you. Hello, sir.
341
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,635
♪ All I know is that
you heard about me ♪
342
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,929
♪ Ah, shoot,
I'm the baddest, baddest ♪
343
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,056
♪ That you ever had in the room ♪
344
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,725
Want to get two shots each?
Pretend they're for friends?
345
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:30,768
Yes.
346
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,770
- Four.
- Excuse me.
347
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,313
- Uh, hi.
- What?
348
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:37,191
Uh, sorry if this feels creepy.
349
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:40,152
Um, but I've been
watching you all night.
350
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,154
I've been here
for, like, six minutes.
351
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,615
And those have been the best
six minutes of my life.
352
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,367
Look, you're really charming
353
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,953
and all of this is very impressive.
354
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,038
I'm just not
interested tonight.
355
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,164
Fair enough.
356
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,085
Girl, if you say no to that,
357
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,586
what the hell
do you say yes to?
358
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,172
Whew, he had, like, an eight pack.
359
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,298
- Okay, all right.
- You know me.
360
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,133
- The abs.
- Thank you.
361
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,552
Should we talk about
362
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,387
your humiliating introduction
to my mom?
363
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:09,974
No, no, let's actually
never talk about that again.
364
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,308
Actually, ever.
365
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,477
Yeah, she is way too much.
Sorry.
366
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,479
Doesn't seem like too much to me.
367
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,648
She left her book tour
to make sure you were okay.
368
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,192
She obviously cares about you a lot.
369
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,655
Not to dampen the mood or anything.
370
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,115
I--I know. We're at a party.
371
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,201
Hey, Bela, can we talk to you?
372
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,287
Uh, yeah. Is everything okay?
373
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,913
How was the rest
of "The Catullan" meeting?
374
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,291
It sort of ended
right after you left.
375
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,084
So was everyone mad at me?
376
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:40,462
Actually, after you quit,
Jo and I started talking
377
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,465
- and we quit too.
- Are you for real?
378
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,968
Yep, you were right.
That place is awful.
379
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,720
I give it two weeks before
380
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,806
Jeff has a nervous breakdown
and moves home to Connecticut.
381
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:52,391
And how the fuck did it take till now
382
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,059
for them to have a female editor?
383
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,520
Yeah, so that's what
we wanted to talk to you about.
384
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,273
We wanted to start
a new comedy thing with you.
385
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,483
- Ladies only.
- What do you think?
386
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,529
Yes. Hell, yeah.
387
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,032
Yes, yes.
388
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:11,201
♪ Say it tonight, light all this ♪
389
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,661
I kind of want to do it
390
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,330
but I also don't want
to get in trouble.
391
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,664
Okay, if you want to do it,
you got to do it now.
392
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,541
He's not looking. He's distracted.
393
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,752
- Okay, let's go.
- Come on.
394
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,924
Hey, hey, hey.
395
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,891
Okay, hurry up.
It's a party.
396
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,517
There's, like,
a million people around.
397
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,354
I've never done this before.
I'm not Tom Cruise.
398
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,521
- Here they are.
- Okay.
399
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,689
Take it, let's go.
400
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:45,152
Holy shit,
is that why you wore that bag?
401
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,695
Your girl knows how to scheme.
402
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,030
Okay.
403
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,491
Shit.
404
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,868
- No, damn it, fuck.
- No, no, no.
405
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,703
What the fuck?
406
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,165
What are you doing?
407
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,334
What does it look like?
408
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:04,046
I'm going to leave you both to it.
409
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,218
Are you doing this
'cause you're mad at me?
410
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,178
I got caught cheating
with one of these.
411
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,222
For real?
412
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,557
- Oh, shit.
- Yeah, it's not great.
413
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:19,395
So I was gonna hand these in
and try and save myself.
414
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,774
You should.
415
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,067
Seriously?
416
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,652
I mean, if it helps you
not get expelled,
417
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,987
then it's worth it.
418
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,280
Thanks.
419
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,661
I could also use some duct tape.
420
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,663
♪ Light up the way ♪
421
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,082
So he just let you take the test?
422
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,750
- Yeah.
- That's so cool.
423
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,378
Yeah,
that is surprisingly cool of him.
424
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,754
Oh, my God, that's Eric.
425
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,423
He really stood up for me today.
426
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,425
Wait a minute.
427
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,136
Eric! Eric!
428
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,804
Bela? What are you wearing?
429
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,597
Oh, it's caution tape.
430
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,683
Yeah, I can see that.
431
00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,269
- So how's it going?
- Bad.
432
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,979
I had to irrevocably end
my relationship
433
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:04,606
with my best friend,
and I have to move out
434
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,650
of my apartment because it's his.
435
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,026
And we lost all our good writers.
436
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,279
So not the best day.
437
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,364
Right, that makes sense.
438
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,074
- Where are you gonna live?
- I don't know.
439
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,409
I could ask my dads for rent money.
440
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,828
- Dads?
- Yeah, I have two dads.
441
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,204
Oh, that's fun.
442
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,456
You think it's fun
that I have two dads?
443
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,040
I do.
444
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,126
Yeah, I guess it's kind of fun.
445
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,961
Well, I should go.
My friends are waiting for me.
446
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,504
But, um, maybe I'll see you around?
447
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,214
- Yeah.
- All right.
448
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,883
♪ You know that damn right ♪
449
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,886
Damn, I'm freezing my ass off!
450
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:39,057
♪ So I look you up ♪
451
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,311
♪ Open them ♪
452
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,606
♪ Take a minute, flow ♪
453
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,108
♪ 'Cause I'll come 'round ♪
454
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,152
- Hey.
- Hey.
455
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:54,323
I'm sorry to show up unannounced.
456
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,616
Uh, can I come in?
457
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,743
I don't think that's a good idea.
458
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,661
Why?
459
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,497
- Someone else here?
- No.
460
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,832
I just don't think it's a good idea.
461
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,334
Okay.
462
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,795
♪ If I told you that it hurt my... ♪
463
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,672
Well, uh, I just...
464
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,801
I came to say that I, uh...
465
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,222
That I really miss you.
466
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,723
And this is where it would be great
467
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,559
if you could say that
you also miss me too.
468
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,770
I do miss you, but, um,
469
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,271
I also want to move on.
470
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,232
And like I said,
I don't want to go backwards.
471
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,067
I can't, so...
472
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,777
you need to move on too.
473
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,070
♪ So long ♪
474
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,655
♪ So long ♪
475
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,616
♪ So long ♪
476
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,953
♪ You're strong, so tough ♪
477
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:44,414
♪ But so wrong ♪
478
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,416
♪ And just to prove you right ♪
479
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,210
♪ You want it, honey bear ♪
480
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,796
♪ To come over tonight ♪
481
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:53,507
♪ So I look you up ♪
482
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,720
I prepared a statement.
483
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,973
- It's--it's kind of long.
- It's okay.
484
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,809
Kimberly, let's just start
with some questions.
485
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,477
Oh.
486
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,313
Is it true that you cheated
on Professor Bennett's midterm?
487
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,315
- Yes.
- And was Professor Bennett
488
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,067
clear about what materials were
489
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,694
and were not allowed
during the test?
490
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,237
Yes.
491
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,030
So did you know that
what you were doing was wrong?
492
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,657
Yes.
493
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,243
Boy, I don't like how these
questions are making me look.
494
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,703
Well, what you're describing
495
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,914
is a clear violation
of Essex honor code.
496
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,666
We take that very seriously.
497
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,294
I know. I messed up.
498
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,753
But this isn't me.
499
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,923
I've never been in trouble
in my life before.
500
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,217
But I'm just
kind of struggling here.
501
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,887
The classes are amazing,
but they're hard.
502
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,305
At least I think so.
503
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:44,766
And I want to do well,
but I also work
504
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,686
five days a week just so that
I can afford to go here.
505
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,272
And I don't mean to make excuses
506
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,817
or complain about being poor,
but you have no idea
507
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,986
how hard it was for my family
to send me here.
508
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:59,114
My mom had to sell her piano,
and that really sucked.
509
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,702
And that's fine,
it's fine, I'm fine.
510
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,204
It's who we are.
511
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:10,500
But I guess that's why I feel
so much pressure to do well.
512
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,462
I know what I did is wrong
and I won't do it again,
513
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,256
but my spot at Essex
means everything to me.
514
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,425
I can't lose it.
515
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:21,720
I should've ended with the
"I won't do this again" thing.
516
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,972
I won't do this again.
517
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,646
Okay, thank you for your statement.
518
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,316
Is there anything else
you'd like to share?
519
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,401
Actually, yes.
520
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,838
Baby, I want to apologize.
521
00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,384
I saw that article
and I assumed the worst of you.
522
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,177
It's okay, Mom.
523
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,179
No, it's not okay.
524
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,765
I get scrutinized so much
in my line of work.
525
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,850
If I show half an inch of cleavage,
526
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,894
I am a headline on "Bride Bark."
527
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,896
And it makes me
so much stricter on you,
528
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,148
which is unfair.
529
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,526
You shouldn't have
to pay the price for my career.
530
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,778
- You are a good kid--
- I did it.
531
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,029
It was me.
532
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,323
I was the girl.
533
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,867
Which girl?
534
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,664
The one who had the affair
with the coach.
535
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,666
Willow was just pretending for me.
536
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,167
- She's gay.
- What?
537
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,711
I know. She was very convincing.
538
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,629
You know that's not
what I was talking about.
539
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,756
You had an...
540
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,635
You had an affair
with your soccer coach?
541
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,220
How could you have kept this from me
542
00:21:45,303 --> 00:21:46,763
and lied to me about it?
543
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,181
I knew it was wrong,
but I was in love with him.
544
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,268
I am so upset.
545
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,437
I know you're angry with me.
546
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,230
I'm sorry.
547
00:21:55,313 --> 00:21:58,025
- I never meant to--
- I'm not angry with you.
548
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,401
I'm angry with myself.
549
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:01,028
Mom, I didn't want
to disappoint you.
550
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,071
How could I have let this happen?
551
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,741
I'm your mother.
I'm supposed to protect you.
552
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:09,661
Instead, I made you feel like
you had to keep this a secret.
553
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,288
I just...
554
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,874
I mean, I thought
I could handle it by myself.
555
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:18,295
Baby, you don't only have
to tell me the good things.
556
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:22,257
I'm also here when things are bad.
557
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:26,762
Especially when things are bad.
558
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,765
♪ If you go ♪
559
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:34,644
♪ Go later on ♪
560
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,480
♪ I could lie ♪
561
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:39,483
Listen,
I don't have to leave for a while.
562
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:44,654
Would you like to come back
to my hotel and talk some more?
563
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:47,866
- Yeah, that sounds good.
- Okay.
564
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,454
So you trying to tell me
your friend Willow is gay?
565
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:56,124
I know.
She's an amazing actress.
566
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,626
How did the disciplinary hearing go?
567
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,169
Did you cry?
568
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:01,671
I cried a little,
and then a lot on my way home.
569
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,216
Kimberly.
570
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:06,301
You gave them the tests though,
right?
571
00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:07,511
Yeah.
572
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,389
I think that it's gonna be fine.
573
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,809
If seasons 1 through 22 of "SVU"
have taught me anything,
574
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,310
is that Chris Maloney can get it
575
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,938
and that turning over
evidence always works.
576
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,732
- I hope so.
- Me too.
577
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,860
All right, I'm gonna go meet up
with Evangeline and Jo.
578
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,570
Okay, where are the others?
579
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:26,822
Uh, Whitney's out and
580
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,323
I think Leighton's still in bed?
581
00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:29,950
Leighton's still in bed?
It's almost noon.
582
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,076
Yeah.
583
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,128
- Leighton.
- Go away please.
584
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:43,755
Are you crying?
585
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,340
No, I'm fine.
586
00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:47,050
What's going on? What's wrong?
587
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,847
I was seeing someone
and I fucked it up.
588
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,808
I fucked it up
because I am fucked up.
589
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:57,894
I didn't even know
you were seeing someone.
590
00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:01,648
But you're not fucked up.
591
00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:03,191
You're like,
592
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,735
the most together person I know.
593
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:10,198
You're so pretty
and you're so smart.
594
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,242
And if this guy's too stupid
to see that,
595
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,286
then it's his loss.
596
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,205
Okay?
597
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:21,626
Don't cry. He's not worth it.
598
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,589
It wasn't a guy. It was a girl.
599
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:27,799
I'm gay.
600
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:32,304
Oh, Leighton.
601
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:39,895
Does anyone else know?
602
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,313
No.
603
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:46,026
Wow,
I'm surprised you're telling me.
604
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:49,654
Yeah, well, me too.
605
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:52,407
I'm really proud of you.
606
00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:54,159
I don't want to be like this.
607
00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:57,078
Kimberly, it's terrifying.
608
00:24:57,162 --> 00:25:00,916
I don't want
my whole life to change.
609
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:04,419
I get it.
Coming out seems really scary.
610
00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:09,090
But I think...
611
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:15,096
the only way you can be happy
is if you're yourself.
612
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:23,104
♪ I will be there ♪
613
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:27,359
♪ Don't you be scared,
I will be there ♪
614
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,194
♪ Don't you be scared ♪
615
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:32,197
You are a really good person.
616
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,242
So are you.
617
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,993
You're not just telling me this
618
00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:39,454
because there's a chance I
might get expelled soon, right?
619
00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:41,706
No, at least not on any level
that I realize.
620
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,708
Okay.
621
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:48,922
♪ Be all right, be all right ♪
622
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:52,050
♪ Be all right, be all right ♪
623
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:53,510
Remember that thick-necked hottie
624
00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:55,178
that hit on Leighton last night?
625
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,930
Well, I am three years deep
into his Insta
626
00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:59,849
and I just found this.
627
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,434
- Oh, my God.
- Right?
628
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:04,604
Leighton, you got to ride
this dude like a log flume.
629
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,690
I think Leighton can do better.
630
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:07,983
Do better?
631
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,568
- Look at his V muscles.
- Oh, shit.
632
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,404
The email from the Honor Board
came in.
633
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,575
What does it say?
634
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:18,660
I'm not expelled.
635
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,829
- Yes!
- Oh, my God.
636
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,248
- That's great.
- Scared me.
637
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:28,503
Hey, what is wrong?
Why aren't you happy?
638
00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:30,839
They revoked my scholarship.
639
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:37,679
So I have to find an extra
$23,000 a semester.
640
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,269
♪ Yeah, ain't trying
to be cool like you ♪
641
00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:46,146
♪ Wobblin' around
in your high-heeled shoes ♪
642
00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:48,064
♪ I'm clumsy,
made friends with the floor ♪
643
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,899
♪ Two for one,
you know a bitch buy four ♪
644
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,609
♪ And two left feet
you know I always drop ♪
645
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,445
♪ First thing
the girl did was a bop ♪
646
00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:55,322
♪ I'm the whole damn cake
and the cherry on top ♪
647
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,407
♪ Shook up the bottle
made a good girl pop ♪
648
00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:59,200
♪ You ain't even here to party ♪
649
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,119
♪ Ken in the club
trying to pay for Barbie ♪
650
00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:02,871
♪ I don't want to go, go, go
with the flow ♪
651
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,581
♪ Bend till I touch my toes ♪
652
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,624
♪ I don't wanna
row, row, row the boat ♪
653
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,585
♪ Fist full of rocks
and I hope I float ♪
654
00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:10,545
♪ Wake up yourself
'cause you know they don't ♪
655
00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:12,547
♪ I chew, chew, chew
'cause they hope I choke ♪
656
00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:14,299
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
657
00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:16,384
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss
and I shine like gloss ♪
658
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,136
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
659
00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:20,221
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss
and I shine like gloss ♪
660
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,015
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
661
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:23,767
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss
and I shine like gloss ♪
662
00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:25,518
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
663
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,562
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss
and I shine like ♪
664
00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:29,397
♪ Said bitch, I'm the after,
you been the before ♪
665
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,316
♪ I been the stallion,
you been the sea horse ♪
666
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:33,109
♪ Don't need a report,
don't need a press run ♪
667
00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,070
♪ All of my bad pics
been all my best ones ♪
668
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,988
♪ I wear the hat
and I wear the pants ♪
669
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,782
♪ I am advanced so I get advanced ♪
670
00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:40,575
♪ And I do my dance
and cancel the plans ♪
671
00:27:40,658 --> 00:27:42,744
♪ Don't be mad
'cause you had a chance ♪
672
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,579
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
673
00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:46,748
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss
and I shine like gloss ♪
674
00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:48,500
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
675
00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:50,627
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss
and I shine like gloss ♪
676
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:52,420
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
677
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,339
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss
and I shine like gloss ♪
678
00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:56,132
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
679
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,718
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss
and I shine like gloss ♪
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