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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:11,637 Let's go! Let's go! 2 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:13,431 Let's go, baby. Come on. 3 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,515 I can't hear you guys! 4 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:17,852 They ain't ready for us! They ain't ready for us! 5 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:18,978 - Whoo! - Yeah! 6 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,563 Let's go, baby, let's go! 7 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:26,110 Mmm. There's just something about a man covered in paint. 8 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:27,361 Mmm. 9 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:29,071 Dude, are you studying at a tailgate? 10 00:00:29,155 --> 00:00:31,032 Yeah, but only because I'm failing econ. 11 00:00:31,115 --> 00:00:32,366 Well, maybe you'd be doing better 12 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:33,493 if you didn't spend so much time 13 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:34,911 railing Leighton's brother. 14 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:36,537 Okay. 15 00:00:36,621 --> 00:00:38,331 Bela, Bela, Bela! You just spilled beer 16 00:00:38,414 --> 00:00:40,416 - all over my textbook. - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! 17 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:41,667 Ugh. 18 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:43,878 And Nico's bed doesn't squeak like that. 19 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,588 It thuds, like, bam, bam, bam, bam. 20 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:46,839 Hello, ladies. 21 00:00:46,923 --> 00:00:48,341 - Hi, Leighton. - Hi, Leighton. 22 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:51,969 Wait, why'd you stop talking when I showed up? 23 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:53,971 Is it--Is it my glasses? I know they're ugly, 24 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:56,015 but my fucking mom forgot to send my contacts. 25 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,225 No! 26 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,602 It's just surprising that you came. 27 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:02,230 Well, I'm not really jazzed to watch soccer, 28 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:04,190 but I did want to come and support Whitney. 29 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:05,566 You like Whitney? 30 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:07,360 Yes, I like Whitney. She's our roommate. 31 00:01:07,443 --> 00:01:09,570 Do you like me? 32 00:01:09,654 --> 00:01:11,197 I guess. Stop asking me if I like people. 33 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,449 Everyone's fine. Anyway, I can't stay long. 34 00:01:13,533 --> 00:01:15,785 I have to plan a surprise party for my brother's birthday. 35 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:17,203 Oh, my God. 36 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:18,704 I didn't know Nico's birthday was coming up. 37 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:19,914 That's so cool. 38 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,541 Yeah, I always plan his party. 39 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:22,917 And I have some really good surprises 40 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,377 in store this time. 41 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:26,003 It'd be really great for me if I could get 42 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:27,421 the "Catullan" writers in for an exclusive event. 43 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:29,215 Yeah, I'm sure my brother would love 44 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,008 to have eight nerdy writers hanging around. 45 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:32,385 No plus ones. 46 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:35,471 But we are invited. 47 00:01:37,557 --> 00:01:38,599 - Sure. - Yes! 48 00:01:38,683 --> 00:01:40,142 Wait, they're pulling in! 49 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:44,897 Oh, my God, it's Whitney! 50 00:01:44,981 --> 00:01:46,566 - Hey, girl! - Whitney! 51 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:48,484 You came? 52 00:01:48,568 --> 00:01:50,403 Of course, we did. We love you! 53 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:52,738 Also, we ran out of mixers. 54 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:53,906 Can we have some of your team's Gatorade? 55 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:55,157 No! 56 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:56,951 No worries! We'll see you inside! 57 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,161 Whoo! 58 00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:01,163 And the score is tied two to two 59 00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:03,791 as we enter overtime. 60 00:02:05,877 --> 00:02:08,129 When I say Es, you say Sex! 61 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:09,171 - Es! - Sex! 62 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:10,256 - Es! - Sex! 63 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:11,382 - Es! - Sex! 64 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,466 - Es! - Sex! 65 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:13,509 - Es! - Sex! 66 00:02:13,593 --> 00:02:14,927 - Es! - Sex! 67 00:02:15,011 --> 00:02:17,722 Whoo! 68 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,348 Hey, do either of you ever get this thing 69 00:02:19,432 --> 00:02:20,850 where you feel like you have to pee 70 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:23,394 - but nothing comes out? - Bitch, you have a UTI. 71 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,854 Oh, my God, no! 72 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,272 Did you forget to pee after sex? 73 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,773 Are you supposed to do that? 74 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:29,817 Someone didn't read their vagina's manual. 75 00:02:29,901 --> 00:02:31,903 Wait, are you having sex with someone? 76 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,613 - Who? - Me? 77 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:35,573 Kimberly Finkle? Having casual sex? 78 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,158 That's a laugh. 79 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,701 There are a lot of other ways to get a UTI. 80 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,328 You probably sat on a wet library chair 81 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:42,121 - for too long. - Right, that's probably it. 82 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,789 Anyway, these cold bleachers are really helping 83 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:44,999 numb the area. 84 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,292 Just a reminder, my friend Maya 85 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:47,710 is visiting this week, 86 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,004 so if we could talk less about infected genitals-- 87 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:51,213 No promises. 88 00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:53,674 Something's happening! Run, bitch! 89 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:54,842 Run! 90 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,307 Go! Go! 91 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,476 Get your girl, get your girl, get your girl! 92 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:05,436 Oh, go Whitney! Go Whitney! Go! 93 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:09,649 - Oh! - Ooh. 94 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:11,275 Yes! 95 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:12,818 Ugh! 96 00:03:12,902 --> 00:03:14,403 Oh, don't take her hand, Whitney! 97 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:17,114 Slap her in the fucking mouth! 98 00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:20,743 Yellow card number 12. Penalty kick for Essex. 99 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:26,123 Hey, no pressure. 100 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,918 But if you make this shot, we go to the NCAA tournament. 101 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,798 Make the damn shot. You got this! 102 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,299 - Yeah. - All right, here we go. 103 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:36,717 - Ready? - You got this! 104 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:43,724 Come on, Whitney! 105 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,687 ♪ Let's dream ourselves away from here...♪ 106 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:50,231 You got this, Whitney! 107 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,194 Yeah! 108 00:03:57,029 --> 00:04:00,783 Golden goal scored by number 21, Whitney Chase. 109 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,368 Essex wins! 110 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:08,874 Yeah! 111 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:21,178 ♪ Don't stop until it's gone ♪ 112 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:23,848 ♪ Pick a point ♪ 113 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:27,226 ♪ On the horizon ♪ 114 00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:33,441 It is 11 a.m.. 115 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:36,360 That is 100 community service hours. 116 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:37,987 I am out of here. 117 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:41,407 We knew you'd be excited, so Ginger made you cupcakes! 118 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,908 They're allergen free! 119 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:45,244 But full of love. And carob chips. 120 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:46,829 - Thank you. - Do you want to stay 121 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,330 for the rest of today's meeting? 122 00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:50,249 Oh, not at all, actually, but thank you. 123 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:51,667 - Okay. - Alicia, Ginger, Tova, 124 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:53,294 I will cherish all of the lessons 125 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:54,462 you have taught me. 126 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:55,755 And to the rest of you-- 127 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,548 I think one of you is named Rebecca. 128 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,758 Oh, both of you. 129 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:00,134 Don't forget your cupcakes. 130 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,678 You know what, Ginger? I will take one. 131 00:05:02,762 --> 00:05:04,513 Oh. 132 00:05:04,597 --> 00:05:07,016 I'm free, bitches! Whoo! 133 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:18,986 Wow. One small step for a South Asian woman, 134 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:21,864 - on giant leap-- - New writer alert! 135 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,157 Carla? What are you doing here? 136 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,700 - Did you get tapped too? - Yeah. 137 00:05:24,784 --> 00:05:26,452 I worked really flippin' hard on my submission. 138 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:30,164 I guess they really flippin' liked it. 139 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,957 Well, cool. 140 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:34,627 It's so fun that you're here. 141 00:05:37,213 --> 00:05:39,840 Ladies first. 142 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:48,140 Holy crap, this is incredible. 143 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:50,643 Wow. 144 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:51,852 Check it out! 145 00:05:51,936 --> 00:05:53,354 This is gonna be me and you one day. 146 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:56,565 Best friends and coeditors. 147 00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:58,609 - I'm gonna take a seat. - Me too. 148 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,612 All right, come on, guys. Let's get started. 149 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,490 First off, congratulations to our new "Catullan" writers. 150 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,200 All right, yeah. 151 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,660 I'm sure we are witnessing the start 152 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:09,495 of some very successful comedy careers. 153 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:12,873 Until you have kids and turn into complacent hacks. 154 00:06:12,957 --> 00:06:14,708 It's a tradition for new writers 155 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:16,585 to submit a piece on their first day. 156 00:06:16,669 --> 00:06:21,799 And, in an age-old practice dating back to 2013, 157 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,552 the best piece will be featured on our Instagram. 158 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:26,178 Pieces are due at midnight. 159 00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:27,972 Maybe it'd be cool if we wrote something together. 160 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,515 Oh, I'm sure that's not allowed. 161 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,308 Evangeline, Bela and I want to co-write a piece. 162 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:32,685 - Is that cool? - We don't have to. 163 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:34,186 - Really, it's-- - Sure. 164 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:36,313 Uh, Bela and Carla will be writing one together. 165 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:37,523 You can work in groups. 166 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:40,693 Shaweet. Very nice. my wife. 167 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,278 Have you seen "Borat"? 168 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:44,613 - Obviously. - I'm sure it's so good. 169 00:06:44,697 --> 00:06:48,701 ♪ Never thought that I could take these steps ♪ 170 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:51,036 ♪ But I kept the focus on myself...♪ 171 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,413 Your first UTI. 172 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:53,873 I remember mine well. 173 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,958 I had just conned my way into a birthright trip 174 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,376 into Israel-- 175 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,420 Thanks, Lila, but I'm trying to ignore it. 176 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,422 A UTI is a rite of passage. 177 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:02,882 You gotta wear it like a crown. 178 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:04,216 An uncomfortable, scratchy crown 179 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:05,551 that you can't wait to take off. 180 00:07:07,178 --> 00:07:08,804 Hey, guys, I seriously have no idea 181 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:10,222 what to get Nico for his birthday, 182 00:07:10,306 --> 00:07:11,557 and I'm stressing. 183 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,933 Well, I think it's pretty obvious. 184 00:07:13,017 --> 00:07:14,226 You gotta get him a sexy gift. 185 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:15,644 Oh, like silky boxers. 186 00:07:15,728 --> 00:07:17,396 No, like, something erotic. Like a cock ring. 187 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:18,856 - A what? - She's wrong. 188 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,108 Get Nico something nice, but slightly impersonal, 189 00:07:21,192 --> 00:07:22,860 so he doesn't think you're trying too hard. 190 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,196 - Maybe a nice journal. - A journal? 191 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,822 Hot guys don't journal. 192 00:07:26,906 --> 00:07:28,157 They just let their thoughts fade away. 193 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,783 It's what makes them hot. 194 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,911 I just want to get him something small and meaningful, 195 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:33,579 but something I know he'll like. 196 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:36,040 As long as you pair it with a nasty handwritten card. 197 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,791 Something like, "Happy Birthday, Nico, 198 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:41,086 I love that thick dick. Regards, Kimberly." 199 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:42,755 Boom, you're welcome. Shakespeare. 200 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:45,591 Hey. So you going to this party tomorrow too? 201 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,176 - Yeah, are you? - Nah, I already have plans. 202 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:48,427 Hanging out with Darius for a bit, 203 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,595 and then meeting up with you 204 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:50,763 when you leave the party early? 205 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:51,805 Hmm. 206 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:52,932 Sound good? 207 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,266 I might be available for that. 208 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:55,976 Cool. 209 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:57,937 So, you guys are gonna work or... something? 210 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:00,189 - I am. - I'm sick, I have a UTI. 211 00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:02,691 Well, uh, good luck with that. 212 00:08:02,775 --> 00:08:03,734 Thank you. 213 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,653 Poor baby girl. Drink up. 214 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:07,696 Hey, you wanted to see me? 215 00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:09,114 Yep, come on in. 216 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:11,283 Let me guess. After the other night, 217 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:13,786 companies are reaching out about endorsing me? 218 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:15,955 I'll hold out for Adidas. 219 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:18,332 Well, it has come to my attention 220 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,292 that Coach Dalton has been having 221 00:08:20,376 --> 00:08:22,628 an inappropriate sexual relationship 222 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:23,796 with a player. 223 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:25,005 What? 224 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:27,216 That's crazy. And gross. 225 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,134 Well, I have to ask. 226 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:30,803 I mean, do you know anything about this, or-- 227 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:32,638 Me? No. 228 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,014 I can't even imagine it. 229 00:08:34,098 --> 00:08:35,683 Dalton's so old he's still on Facebook. 230 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:38,310 Okay. Well, look. 231 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:40,312 If you hear anything, let me know. 232 00:08:40,396 --> 00:08:43,857 Um, obviously we have to take this very seriously. 233 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,067 Of course. 234 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,485 I'll think on it, and let you know 235 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:49,655 if anything comes to mind. 236 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,115 Um, I assume you already talked 237 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,200 to Becky? Not implying anything, 238 00:08:53,284 --> 00:08:55,577 but I did see them share a power bar once. 239 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:57,913 You are not the first person to mention that. 240 00:08:57,997 --> 00:08:59,164 Huh. All right, well, 241 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:00,958 that's very helpful. Thank you. 242 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,837 - You can go. - Oh, right. 243 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:11,593 ♪ Remember to call me ♪ 244 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:14,346 ♪ When you're feeling blue ♪ 245 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:16,598 Hi, you've reached Dalton. Please leave a message, 246 00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:17,891 and I'll call you back. 247 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:19,351 Shit. 248 00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:23,689 ♪ Go on and speak your truth ♪ 249 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:24,898 Oh, my God. I just thought 250 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:26,400 about what our piece should be. 251 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,901 Cool, what is it? 252 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:30,195 What if we write a piece about what TV characters 253 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:31,822 say when they orgasm? 254 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,365 I don't think we want people to picture 255 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:35,075 Fred Flintstone getting off. 256 00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:36,201 Right, it's cringey. 257 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:37,244 I'll think of something else. 258 00:09:37,328 --> 00:09:38,620 No rush. 259 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:42,499 Sometimes the best ideas take a while to find. 260 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:43,792 You know you're like the only person 261 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:45,461 at "The Catullan" who's nice to me. 262 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,046 I'm sure that'll change with time. 263 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:49,048 - Well, Eric's not that bad. - Eric? 264 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:50,549 The only time I've seen Eric smile 265 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,843 was when I tripped on a cord. 266 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,304 Well, he's better than Ryan. 267 00:09:57,056 --> 00:09:58,682 Hey, I have an idea for a piece. 268 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:02,186 What about a Tinder profile for the John Essex statue. 269 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:05,731 Ryan showed me his dick. 270 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:08,901 - In a bad way. - Are you serious? 271 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:11,904 He called me into his office to talk about piece formatting 272 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,989 and then he took it out. 273 00:10:14,073 --> 00:10:17,368 And it's all I can think about whenever I'm at "The Catullan." 274 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,619 Are you gonna tell anyone? 275 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:19,995 I don't know. 276 00:10:20,079 --> 00:10:23,123 Everybody already thinks I'm so weird. 277 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,002 Has he ever done anything like that to you? 278 00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:31,173 Ryan? No. Not at all. 279 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:35,052 Yeah. Forget I said anything. 280 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,138 Let's write your funny idea. 281 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:40,766 - Yeah? - Yeah. 282 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,146 This is for my brother's 21st birthday. 283 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:47,606 I will need a crepe station option 284 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:50,567 that is both sweet and savory. 285 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,616 Well, then I will await your manager's call 286 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,827 at this number. 287 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:03,372 Oh, are you serving me some rich mommy party planner? 288 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,040 I'm very into that. 289 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,627 Um, hey, what is with 290 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,462 your neighbor with the red hair? 291 00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:13,132 She was staring at me while I was waiting at the door. 292 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,633 Oh, she's my best friend. 293 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,468 I'm kidding. I don't talk to my neighbors. 294 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,804 Do you think I'm insane? 295 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:22,015 Dude, planning a party in Vermont is challenging. 296 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,350 No one has taste. 297 00:11:23,434 --> 00:11:24,643 Yeah, about that. 298 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,396 Am I, like, invited to this, or-- 299 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,356 Oh, I figured you wouldn't want to go. 300 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,483 And don't you think you coming as my plus one 301 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,777 would be, like, this whole thing? 302 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,821 There it is. 303 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,489 - What? - You don't want me there 304 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:39,241 because you're worried people will figure you out. 305 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,910 Hey, it is a birthday party for my brother 306 00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:43,996 who you have met, like, once. 307 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:46,165 Okay, can we please not make this into a bigger thing 308 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,041 - than it has to be? - It's-- 309 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,294 It's not about the party. 310 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,504 I just--I just want to know that you and me can exist 311 00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:55,924 Outside of this one room. 312 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:59,219 - We can. - Okay? 313 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:05,184 Cool. Uh, well, this got weird. 314 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:07,352 I'm gonna go. 315 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,646 Are-- 316 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:13,609 I'm gonna text you later. Okay? 317 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,110 Sure. 318 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:18,989 ♪ You say you can't hold anything back ♪ 319 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,618 ♪ It's a habit ♪ 320 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:27,206 ♪ You say what's on your mind, mm ♪ 321 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:31,210 ♪ Whatever's on your mind ♪ 322 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,504 ♪ Mm ♪ 323 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,380 Willow, I am freaking out. 324 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,424 Yeah, I would be too. This shit is crazy. 325 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:38,884 Have you talked to Dalton? 326 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,011 No, he's not answering any of my calls or texts. 327 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,930 Both on my phone or on this burner 328 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,057 - I just bought. - You bought a burner? 329 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,391 Whitney, what the fuck? 330 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,559 You're going full-blown "Homeland." 331 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,061 What was I supposed to do? 332 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,896 I can't have this come out. Black senator's daughter 333 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,731 has inappropriate relationship with coach? 334 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,983 - That gets aired on Fox news. - Okay, you're not wrong. 335 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:58,362 Like, I would watch that. But I think you can chill. 336 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,531 I talked to Coach Woods, and she thinks 337 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:01,740 Dalton was sleeping with Jena. 338 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,325 Jena? Why would she think that? 339 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,077 Because I told her I thought it was Jena. 340 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,662 - ºShe didn't mention you once. - Did you find out 341 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:07,996 where this is coming from? 342 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,540 Apparently Dalton's wife called her 343 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,750 when she found a box of condoms in his car. 344 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,127 And a Google search on his iPad that said "Is it illegal 345 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,671 for a coach to sleep with a player?" 346 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,339 God, he's such a fucking idiot! 347 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,550 Well, you weren't fucking him for his amazing brain. 348 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,802 But you just need to lay low 349 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,595 and this will blow over. 350 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,973 There's nothing pointing to you. 351 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,392 Wow! Thank you so much for helping me 352 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,102 with my chemistry homework. 353 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,104 I understand covalent bonds now. 354 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,064 - Relax, she already knows. - Oh. 355 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,024 The head coach found out Dalton was sleeping 356 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,317 with someone on the team. 357 00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:38,735 Oh, shit. Do they know it's you? 358 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,821 No, you're the only two people who do 359 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,281 and I trust you both, 360 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:43,949 slash, will murder you if you say anything. 361 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,200 Okay, but having witnessed some white-collar crime 362 00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:46,618 over the years, if I were you, 363 00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:48,370 I'd reset my phone to factory settings 364 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,871 - and wipe my hard drive. - She doesn't need to do that. 365 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,498 - I already did both. - Smart girl. 366 00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:53,292 So, you rich people are just naturally good 367 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,376 at covering shit up, aren't you? 368 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:55,919 - Yes. - Yeah. 369 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,088 ♪ Got a little bit of sunshine ♪ 370 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,632 ♪ I'm not always such a downer, doll ♪ 371 00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:02,801 ♪ Kinda ended in a bro mine ♪ 372 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,971 ♪ Ever since I let the good times roll...♪ 373 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,472 How's the studying going? 374 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,391 Good. Productive. I like it. 375 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,896 Have you...earned a break? 376 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,533 I want you on top. 377 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:28,160 'Cause my arms are kind of wrecked right now. 378 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:34,499 Okay. 379 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,835 But can I ask you something first? 380 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,378 What's up? 381 00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:39,671 You play guitar. 382 00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:42,466 Hypothetically speaking, would a gift card 383 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,552 to, like, a guitar website be a birthday gift 384 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,554 - you'd be excited about? - You don't have to 385 00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:49,181 - get me a gift. - Are you kidding? 386 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,974 Gift-giving's in the Finkle DNA. 387 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,976 Did you not see my mom slinging around purse hooks 388 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,102 at Parents Weekend? 389 00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:55,145 Your mom's cute. 390 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,606 But, seriously, 391 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,150 you don't have to get me a gift. 392 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,824 Okay, let's do it. But let's be quick, 393 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,409 'cause I have a lot of work I have to catch up on. 394 00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:12,746 Hey, Siri, set me a timer for 45 seconds. 395 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,623 ♪ I'm all in white ♪ 396 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,917 ♪ 'Cause I have soul ♪ 397 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,211 ♪ Where you go live ♪ 398 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,588 ♪ I wanted you so-o-o ♪ 399 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,715 ♪ But for a while ♪ 400 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:26,093 ♪ I'm on a roll ♪ 401 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,220 ♪ Well, love in those eyes ♪ 402 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,721 ♪ And that's all I know ♪ 403 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,640 Are you just now getting home? 404 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,142 Wait, is this a walk of shame? 405 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,977 So you are sleeping with someone. 406 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,312 I mean, is it a walk of shame 407 00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:38,897 if I stayed up all night in the library 408 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:42,401 hooking up with my textbook? Like, blehhh. 409 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,403 Wow, we are so different. 410 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,987 Are you excited for the party tonight? 411 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,698 I'm so excited. I bought a new outfit for it. 412 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,990 And these foot pad things 413 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:52,202 that make fancy shoes more comfy. 414 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,372 Okay. I'm gonna grab my towel to shower to wake myself up. 415 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,249 Okay. Oh, uh, when you go 416 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,667 in the bathroom, my friend Maya is in there. 417 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,585 - The one who's visiting? - Oh, fun! 418 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,713 My friend Kelsey from home wants to visit at some point. 419 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,881 She's like really into anime. 420 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,259 I look forward to discussing that with her. 421 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,053 So what was your idea? 422 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,430 - So, basically there's-- - Okay, everyone. 423 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,639 I have two announcements. 424 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:13,932 The first is for everybody. 425 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:17,853 - Jeff, use spellcheck. - Okay. 426 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,521 Secondly, Carla has decided to quit. 427 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,939 - What? - Yeah. 428 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,150 - Wait, why would she quit? - Who knows? 429 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,693 Unlike every other conversation I've had with her, 430 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,612 she didn't go into detail. 431 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,614 Anyway, now's the moment you've all been waiting for. 432 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,116 The announcement of which new writer's piece 433 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,784 will be featured on our Instagram. 434 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,119 Which is an account followed 435 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,163 by multiple Emmy-nominated writers. 436 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,956 And the winner is... 437 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,500 The John Essex statue's Tinder profile, 438 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,627 written by Bela Malhotra! 439 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:45,297 Wow. Thank you. 440 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,466 But I actually co-wrote that piece with Carla. 441 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,050 She said in her email it was mostly you, 442 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,761 so enjoy that sole credit. 443 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,472 All right, we're done here. Good job, guys. 444 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,517 Bela! Oh, my gosh. So proud of you. 445 00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:59,895 Hey, nice work. 446 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:11,281 Holy hell, are you Maya? You're gorgeous. 447 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,449 I'm Kimberly. 448 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,617 I'm one of Leighton's roommates. 449 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,035 Nice to meet you, Kimberly. 450 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,204 Seriously, you smell like a fancy spa. 451 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,538 Sorry, to double compliment. 452 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:20,707 I didn't sleep much last night 453 00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,334 and my brain isn't fully working yet. 454 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,419 Ooh, sounds like you had a fun night. 455 00:17:24,503 --> 00:17:27,297 - Get it, girl. - I did get it. And then some. 456 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,590 I have a hickey on my boob. 457 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:29,758 My boyfriend gave me one of those 458 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:30,967 when we first started dating. 459 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,677 - What's with these guys? - Right? 460 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,888 Hey, I need to go help Leighton set up for this party, 461 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,098 - but I'll see you there? - Totally. 462 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,893 ♪ Yeah, let me see you go to town ♪ 463 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,437 ♪ Go down go down go down ♪ 464 00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:45,732 ♪ Yeah yeah, if you're down, boy ♪ 465 00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:49,444 ♪ Really down, baby let me watch you go to town ♪ 466 00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:52,113 ♪ It's your one chance, baby, never or now ♪ 467 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,199 ♪ Yeah-eah-eah ♪ 468 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,369 ♪ Let me see you go to town, baby, go to town ♪ 469 00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:00,539 ♪ Oh, yeah, baby, let me watch you go to town ♪ 470 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,792 ♪ It's your one chance, baby, never or now ♪ 471 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:08,213 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 472 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,049 ♪ Go down go down go down ♪ 473 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,093 ♪ Yeah, let me see you go to town ♪ 474 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:16,388 ♪ Yeah, go down go down go down ♪ 475 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,516 ♪ Yeah, let me see you go to town ♪ 476 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,978 ♪ Go down go down go down, yeah ♪ 477 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,480 ♪ Let me see you go to town, yeah ♪ 478 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:28,733 ♪ Go down go down go down, yeah ♪ 479 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,610 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 480 00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:33,530 ♪ Go to town with it, and she shave it all off ♪ 481 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,949 ♪ Charlie Brown with it lookin' all around ♪ 482 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,410 ♪ All the other girls sound fishy...♪ 483 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:41,162 Hey! Are you ready to black out with your rack out 484 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,831 or whatever it is you're always saying to us? 485 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,124 Yeah, let's do it. 486 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,709 Let's crunk out with our junk out. 487 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,252 Yeah! 488 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,962 I'm wearing underwear that's so sexy, 489 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,423 it's insane. Also, it kind of hurts. 490 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,142 Those are a lot of gifts. 491 00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,269 The only thing my friends got me for my last birthday 492 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,770 was a Chipotle gift card. 493 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,148 Holy shit, did someone buy him a snowboard? 494 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,649 I got him sour candy. 495 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,318 Because I know he likes sour candy. 496 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,445 That's really sweet. 497 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:14,821 I need a drink, STAT. 498 00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:17,198 Hell yes. Let's get shots. 499 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,034 Oh, I need to start with a glass of water. 500 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,452 I have to take my UTI medicine, 501 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:23,246 and the pill is so huge. 502 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,497 Hey, they just pulled up. 503 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:25,749 Everyone, quiet! He's here. 504 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:29,419 Okay, everyone, shut up. Be quiet. 505 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,046 Come on, he's coming. Shh! 506 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,010 Are we almost there? 507 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:42,682 This blindfold does not smell good. 508 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,100 - Surprise! 509 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:48,438 Oh, shit! This is amazing! 510 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,190 Leighton, this is so cool of you. 511 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,233 Happy birthday, bro! 512 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:55,236 Ooh, and I have one more surprise for you. 513 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,365 - Surprise, babe! - Maya! You're...here. 514 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,283 I flew in from Barcelona for you. 515 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,911 Happy birthday! 516 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:06,164 - Ooh! 517 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,632 - Kimberly! - Hey! 518 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,925 Did you guys know? 519 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,344 Oh, my God, no! I would have told you. 520 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,096 Yeah, I didn't know either. I'm so sorry. 521 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,181 Kimberly. Can we talk for a minute? 522 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,683 Dude, I cannot believe you! 523 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,434 I'm Bela, by the way. We've met a few times. 524 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,728 I enjoy your parties and hope to keep coming to them. 525 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:30,772 But on a personal level, I think you suck! 526 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,399 Yeah, you're a prep school douchebag 527 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,025 who thinks he can get away with anything he wants. 528 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,527 Can I talk to Kimberly alone for a minute? 529 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,862 It's okay. You guys go back inside. 530 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,156 - We're watching you, bro. - Sleazeball. 531 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,242 Thanks again for the invite. 532 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:43,410 Sleazeball! 533 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,207 I can explain. 534 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,001 Nico, this is so fucked up. 535 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,670 - Don't be like that. - Don't be like what? 536 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,047 Heartbroken that the first guy I met in college 537 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,340 has a secret girlfriend? 538 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,883 Look, Maya's been studying abroad. 539 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,635 She wasn't even supposed to be back until January. 540 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,178 Oh, so you were gonna tell me, 541 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,055 you were just gonna wait several more months, cool. 542 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,558 Look, it got out of hand. 543 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,395 - I don't know what to say. - Well, I do. 544 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:11,563 Fuck you! 545 00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:13,440 I wasted two months on you. 546 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:14,858 My grades are in the fucking trash, 547 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,234 and I have a UTI. 548 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,194 And it's fucking burning down there right now. 549 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,362 Okay? I'm done. 550 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,409 And now I'm about to cry, too. Fuck. 551 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:27,162 Kimberly, please. 552 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,164 ♪ Time to hit the road ♪ 553 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:30,915 ♪ Go, I finally go ♪ 554 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,751 ♪ Set it up and knock it down ♪ 555 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,919 ♪ 'Cause that's just how I roll ♪ 556 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,921 ♪ All 'bout the flow...♪ 557 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,465 Are you sure you want to be here right now? 558 00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:40,091 Definitely. I want to stay here 559 00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:41,926 and ruin his night and make him think 560 00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:45,597 that I might say something to his actual girlfriend. 561 00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:52,937 Damn, girl. 562 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:55,857 Okay, actually on second thought, 563 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,484 I think I'm gonna go. 564 00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,195 But I don't want to make this some big dramatic exit, 565 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:01,946 so, please, the two of you stay. 566 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,449 ♪ Shout it up just for fun ♪ 567 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,284 ♪ Was it all for me ♪ 568 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:10,538 ♪ You just see, move your feet time to let go ♪ 569 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:11,831 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 570 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:13,792 ♪ Time to let go ♪ 571 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:14,918 ♪ You just see...♪ 572 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,544 What the fuck? 573 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,027 Do you think my boobs have gotten bigger 574 00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:42,487 since the beginning of college? 575 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:43,530 They feel bigger. 576 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:44,823 Hey, Whit. 577 00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:46,282 Hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 578 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:47,617 In private? 579 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,910 Um, would you mind getting us drinks? 580 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:50,078 Gladly. 581 00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:53,123 Dude, there's trouble. 582 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,500 Apparently our bus driver told Coach Woods 583 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,585 that he saw Dalton kissing a player. 584 00:22:57,669 --> 00:22:59,671 - Okay? - A Black player. 585 00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:01,881 And we're the only two Black girls on the team. 586 00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:03,842 - Fuck! - I think you need to talk 587 00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,593 to Coach, like, now. 588 00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:08,847 Just come clean, and hope for the best. 589 00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:11,474 - Okay, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 590 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:14,018 - I gotta go do this. - Mm-hmm. 591 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,944 ♪ You have to lead like this ♪ 592 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:27,115 ♪ Lead lead ♪ 593 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:29,367 ♪ Lead ♪ 594 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,203 ♪ You have to lead like this ♪ 595 00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:44,716 - One sec. - Oh, cool. 596 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,218 - Dude, you okay? - Yeah, why do you ask? 597 00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:50,638 Because you're staring at your phone like a psycho. 598 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:52,182 Leighton, I think I fucked up 599 00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:53,725 and I don't know how to fix it. 600 00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,810 Can I interest you ladies in some shots? 601 00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:58,271 Dude, fuck off. What happened? 602 00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,565 You know that guy Ryan who showed me porn? 603 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,066 He kind of got me alone the other day 604 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,027 and then pushed his dick up against my back. 605 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,738 - Oh, my God. - I laughed and brushed it off. 606 00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:09,699 But then I found out that he did it 607 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,660 to this other girl too, and when she told me about it, 608 00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:16,080 I lied to her and stayed quiet. 609 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:18,291 And I think I silenced her. 610 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,089 It's okay. Okay? 611 00:24:27,842 --> 00:24:31,095 - Did you just hug me? - I already regret doing that. 612 00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:33,264 Come on, let's go. Come on. 613 00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:40,605 ♪ You've got another think coming ♪ 614 00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:43,858 ♪ Thinking it's gonna be easy ♪ 615 00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:47,195 ♪ I'm so high ♪ 616 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,865 ♪ Why sit down...♪ 617 00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:54,202 - Hi, are you-- - Her wife? 618 00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:56,162 Yes, I am. 619 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:58,539 Gert, you've got a visitor. 620 00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:03,962 Coach, I promise you, it is totally over. 621 00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:06,464 We ended things weeks ago, so if there's any way 622 00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:07,674 we could just forget about this-- 623 00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:10,260 - Whitney-- - Coach, please. 624 00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,095 My mom is a public figure. 625 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:14,138 And if this gets out... 626 00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:18,059 My stories don't go away the way other people's do. 627 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:21,062 Chase. I already gave my statement. 628 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:23,106 All right? 629 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,149 I told them I couldn't give a name. 630 00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:26,901 It's none of their business. 631 00:25:26,985 --> 00:25:28,653 You're 18. 632 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,613 You don't need this following you around 633 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,449 - the rest of your life. - Thank you. 634 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,535 Thank you so much. 635 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:47,297 Canaan. We're leaving. 636 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,716 Are you coming with or not? 637 00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:52,635 Yeah, let's go. 638 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,846 You really gotta cut down on that screen time, though. 639 00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:56,806 'Cause you're literally always on that thing. 640 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,808 It's kind of sick. 641 00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:06,024 - Hey. - Thank you for coming. 642 00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:07,859 Yeah, of course. 643 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,368 Hey, guys. My name is Alicia. 644 00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:19,537 And I know that this is very scary, 645 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:22,874 but you're totally safe here. 646 00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:26,044 And no matter what you say, I'm your ally. 647 00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:28,504 Okay? I'm your ally. 648 00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:35,636 ♪ Mountains crave, so they say ♪ 649 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,389 ♪ They say your name ♪ 650 00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:44,020 ♪ Floods in the bay ♪ 651 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:50,902 ♪ It's a shame, it's a shame ♪ 652 00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:54,822 ♪ The pain turn to rain ♪ 653 00:26:54,906 --> 00:27:01,162 ♪ Ain't calming down, will it calm down...♪ 654 00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:05,792 Hey, Whit. 655 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,798 All right, ladies. Gather up. 656 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:14,675 I'm Coach Hanson, the women's ice hockey coach. 657 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:16,552 Now, I can't go into details, 658 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:17,929 but Coach Woods and Coach Dalton 659 00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:19,263 - have been dismissed. - What? 660 00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:20,431 I'll be leading you through the rest 661 00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:22,100 of the tournament. 662 00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:24,811 Now, can someone explain to me how offsides works in soccer? 663 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:28,773 Anyone? 664 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:31,067 ♪ Her heart was beating ♪ 665 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:33,111 ♪ Through her chest ♪ 666 00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:37,532 ♪ Hesitating to pull the trigger, she wants to ♪ 667 00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:41,452 ♪ Like a bullet through the shadows ♪ 668 00:27:41,536 --> 00:27:45,415 ♪ Contemplating the sense of the shadow ♪ 669 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:47,708 ♪ She never got to tell you that ♪ 670 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:49,752 ♪ Instead she wore the chains ♪ 671 00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:53,923 ♪ She never acted like it's all in vain ♪ 672 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,508 ♪ When everybody else ♪ 673 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:57,969 ♪ Is only playing by the rules ♪ 674 00:27:58,052 --> 00:28:01,973 ♪ She always wanted to keep her cool ♪ 675 00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:05,393 ♪ She always wanted to keep her cool ♪ 676 00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:16,362 ♪ She's burning ♪ 677 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,704 ♪ Through the shadows ♪ 678 00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:34,922 ♪ She's burning She's burning ♪ 679 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:43,890 ♪ Through the shadows, through the shadows ♪ 680 00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:47,935 ♪ Her mind was racing through the desert ♪ 48721

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