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Iain: This week
there’s been two dumpings,
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14 new islanders
and plenty of drama.
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- I’m sorry.
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Iain: Tonight,
it’s time to be more casa.
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- The best Casa Amor to do it!
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Iain: We want to tempt you,
tease you
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and bring out your naughty side.
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We're like the Casa Amor
of the main Villa.
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- Every time they do it,
my soul dies a little bit.
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- Ew.
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Iain: Where fantasies
become reality.
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- Have I ever done
a golden shower?
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- What’s a golden shower?
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Iain: And just like
the princess and the toad,
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once you go for a kiss,
you'll see a charming prince.
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- See, this is
what we're not gonna do.
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Iain: So, you do you,
or someone else,
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whatever happens on unseen
stays on unseen,
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until everyone sees it
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on tonight's epic edition
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of Love Island USA
on Scene Bits.
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- Ta-dah.
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[Uplifting music]
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Iain: A locking up
in a week, Casa Amor
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brought us twists and turns...
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- Hey!
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Iain: ...drama.
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- You wanted my bitch, right?
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- Fuck.
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Iain:
...shocking revelations...
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- I'm about to shit my pants.
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- I'm gonna be a whore today.
I'm sorry, Mom!
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Iain: ...and Love Island
legend, Mora Higgins.
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- Bergie, so savage!
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Iain: But before all that,
let's go back
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to a simpler time,
the time of BC,
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the world before Casa.
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Welcome
to Love Island Unseen Bits.
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* Tell me you keep me heavy *
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* Tell the feel.. *
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The sultry, royalty-free
acid jet tells us
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something sexy is going down.
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Marco: I wanna get wet.
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Hannah: Does this tickle?
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Marco: You can go harder.
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Iain: It's Marco and Hannah
and they're using
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an electrical aid.
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Hannah: I'm in the zone.
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Marco: What are you doing?
Drawing a penis on my back?
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Iain: It’s a shaver.
She's shaving his back.
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Get your minds out
the gutter, you lot.
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- You know
it's hairier than my back?
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- Your ass.
- My ass crack.
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- I've seen it.
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- You could braid that shit.
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- So, what are you
gonna shave of mine?
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- Oh, shit, whatever you
want me to shave of yours.
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- Okay, good.
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- What'd you do?
Put shampoo on it?
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- Conditioner!
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- Oh, I'mma start doing that.
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- Yeah. See?
You need to listen!
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Marco, stop moving.
- Wait.
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So, if I put conditioner
on my balls and then shave it,
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it's a lot better?
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- Yes, it's gonna be smoother,
for sure.
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Okay, turn around please.
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- It's not too bad right now,
though, 'cause last time
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I shaved my balls,
I cut it.
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- Hi, Leo.
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- I'm saying
actively having a water.
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Hey, you shaved yesterday.
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- Not like this!
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Marco: Are you judging me?
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Yeah. I wish my girl
would do this for me, but...
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- No, you can't tell me
I'm not a real one.
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Okay, on your knees, please.
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- You know, if you don’t...
Jesus fucking Christ?
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- Wait on my knees, for what?
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- Because I need to top
of your shoulder.
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How am I gonna reach you?
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- If you don't get her
a ring after that shit...
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- I know.
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Leonardo: I'm gonna let you out
to your fucking shaving shit.
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- You did my nails so I can
at least shave your back.
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- I look sexy. Whoa, whoa.
Get away, get away, get away.
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- See, this is what
we're not gonna do.
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- Sorry, sorry.
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- What we're not
gonna do is fart
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while I'm shaving your back!
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- I had to, my stomach.
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- No, that's not okay.
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I quit.
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- Come on, come back.
- No!
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Iain: That's the confidence
of a man
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who has no idea Casa Amor
is just around the corner.
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- You do not need to fart.
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[Uplifting music]
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Iain: Before Harrison
and Emily were dumped,
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we learned Emily has bionic eyes
and can perceive
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the precise temperature
of any surface,
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including Harrison.
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- God, Harrison
is so fucking hot.
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- All I know is that we
are fucking some sexy hung men.
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- We're judging
every single body right now.
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- My workout routine
is just to sit back, relax,
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look at the guys and judge
the hell out of their workout.
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- Bergie has a swimmer,
swimmer body and I like that.
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- Yeah.
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- It gives me Superman.
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- Yeah.
- Superman.
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- You know how Superman's really
like big at the top and skinny?
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- Yeah, no,
I like Bergie’s body.
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It gives me very much.
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- It is Superman body.
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- I think we are all hung.
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Hung like horses.
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- I like a skinny man.
Them skinny ones got a thick...
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- Huge, fucking huge.
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- I mean...
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- They're scary big.
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Kay Kay: They're big.
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- Yes, the biggest dick
I've ever been...
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I've been with guys
that are 6’8,
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and the biggest dick
I've ever been...
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- Was it skinny?
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- Skinny.
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He was my height
and it was the biggest dick,
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I couldn't even fit it in.
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We couldn't have sex,
we tried many times.
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- Skinny dude.
- Yeah.
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- Selling dude.
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- That thing hangs
and it's thick.
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- Thick.
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- Just like that.
That thick.
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- Like, I don't like long,
skinny dicks.
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- That looks kind of skinny, no?
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- I don't know, I can't...
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- No, that looks average,
you know, when I feel it.
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- Like, I can't even
tell by looking at it.
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But I've never had sex
with a skinny dick.
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- Maybe like that.
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- Look at John's ass.
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- What the fuck?
What's, what, what's he doing?
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It's like a stop motion
picture in the air.
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It's, it's like he's running
and, but stopping.
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It's a very weird pose.
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- I just cannot take
this man seriously.
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- Is he doing Spider-Man?
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- That's giving Spider Monkey.
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- [inaudible] is judging him.
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Kay Kay:
Anyway, [inaudible] seriously.
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Kassy: Harrison's like, “Okay?”
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- Oh, no, please don't tell me,
if he does it
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I'm gonna get the egg.
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Oh, no.
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- Oh, stop!
Stop right there.
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- I got it
the first time, but not...
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Just put...
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- Oh, my God.
I need to...
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I need to remove my stuff from
the situation before I recouple.
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- Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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I think he's gonna do it too.
I think he...
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- Kenzo can do it, I feel...
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- Here, and then back.
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Is that right?
- Yeah.
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- I think I just got...
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- Why did they feel
the need to do this shit?
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- I will never try that workout.
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I think all three
of them [inaudible].
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- Oh, no.
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- It'll be on your [inaudible].
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- Every time they do it,
my soul dies a little bit.
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Iain: Emily's soul
dies a little.
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This next unseen bitch
should bring it
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right back to life,
a little bit.
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[Uplifting music]
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New lovers often adopt
different voices
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to appear cute to the partner.
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My wife thinks Scottish
narrators are cute,
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so I've been doing
this voice for years.
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I'm actually French-Canadian.
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- He's like, I know where
my head's at and it's with you.
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I was like, “Really?
That's so nice. I’m happy.”
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And he was like...
Sorry, my baby voice comes.
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We both do baby voices together.
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- “I'm happy.”
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- Why you say to that voice?
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- No, you usually
keep that to each other.
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- Yeah, don't do that no more.
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- “I'm happy.”
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- Ew. Girl, how old are you?
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- Like, what?
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- Can’t I do baby voices?
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- No, and especially not
in front of a room of people.
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- Oh, okay, okay.
What the heck?
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Well,
I'm a baby voice girl, okay?
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- “I’m happy.”
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- Fuck you!
Fuck all of y'all!
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I'm never telling y'all
anything again. I'm done.
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[inaudible].
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I'm done.
I'm done. Fuck y'all.
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Fuck y'all. Literally,
fuck y'all. I hate y'all.
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My baby voice
just came out, okay?
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- Yeah.
And you should have kept it in.
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- Fuck you.
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- That shit was disturbing.
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- Okay, okay, I won't ever use
my baby voice again.
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Thank you.
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Oh, also, I need to stop
talking because holy...
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Oh. Kay Kay?
Where'd you go?
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Man, why's everybody
so mean to me?
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Iain: It gets better, Kassy.
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I used to talk to myself
in a small, lonely room,
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and just look at me now.
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Oh, God.
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[Uplifting music]
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This week, the Villa
was hit by iconic
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Love Island UK bombshell,
Moura Higgins.
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The only bombshell more powerful
than Moura doesn't exist.
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- Come here!
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- You look like [inaudible].
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- Oh, thank you!
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- We love you.
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- Oh, my God, I love you guys.
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I was like, “Are these
even gonna know who I am?”
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- Yeah!
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- I love the UK.
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- How are you enjoying it?
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- We love it!
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- You love it, really?
You can be honest with me.
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Come on,
I've been in your shoes.
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I know that it can get tough.
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- It's been a lot.
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- It's been a little rough.
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- It's a lot.
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- Emotions high!
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- Yeah!
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- Are you crying
more than usual?
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- Yes!
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- Because, my God,
I cried, I laughed.
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I was single
majority of the time.
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And then I had [inaudible]
majority of the time!
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And love goes on, doesn't it?
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- Yeah.
- Definitely.
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Iain: Moura hosted
the Game Face Facts,
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where the islanders had
to guess the answer
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to a public poll
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by holding panels
with their answers.
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- Which two girls
does America think
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are dating out of their leagues?
252
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Damn.
253
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- I went with Emily and Kassy.
254
00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,261
You know, both their boys
are stunning.
255
00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:56,696
[In Spanish] My God.
256
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:59,432
- I chose Kassy and Emily also.
257
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,601
I feel like Harrison's
out of everyone's league.
258
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:02,669
He should date himself.
259
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,905
Iain: There was loads
more of Moura,
260
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,108
but we saved
the best bits just for you.
261
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,210
And if you thought
the answers you saw
262
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:14,247
were the only ones that stirred
the pot, think again.
263
00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:19,419
-We ask the viewers, which boy
gives men character vibes?
264
00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:21,054
- Okay, Harrison.
265
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,088
- My man.
266
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,157
Sure.
267
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,992
- I chose Leo the light skin.
268
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,427
- Wow, yeah.
269
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,828
- Because he's never
gonna miss an opportunity
270
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:29,929
to give us a thirst trap.
271
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:30,630
- Marco.
272
00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:32,866
My partner in crime,
and I've never seen someone
273
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,068
stare as much as himself
in the mirror as Leo.
274
00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:36,169
- It’s a bad habit.
275
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:39,806
- I feel like, this should
be called Leo Island.
276
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:40,707
- Bergie.
277
00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,042
- I also have to go with Leo.
278
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,243
- Oh, my God!
279
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,111
- This dude controls
every conversation.
280
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,480
If he's not the center of it,
he's gonna find the way
281
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,381
to be the center of it.
282
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,883
- Bergie, so selfish!
283
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,452
- I chose Leo.
284
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,586
- Shocker.
285
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:54,454
- Shocker.
286
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,423
- Leo, obviously
you can't choose yourself.
287
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,390
I'm so sorry.
288
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,658
So, who did you choose?
289
00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:04,564
I chose Bergie, AKA Carsten,
because Bergie has kissed
290
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,767
every damn girl on this Villa
except for Destiny.
291
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,602
- And you're jealous!
292
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,473
- He's enjoying
this a little bit too much.
293
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,141
- Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
294
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,744
Think I'm gonna be even shocked
if America hasn't voted.
295
00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:22,415
Okay, I can now reveal
that America has voted for...
296
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,650
Shocker, Leo.
297
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:26,286
Leonardo: Oh, shit!
298
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,558
- Okay, next question.
299
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:37,230
Who did America vote
as the two fakest boys?
300
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,599
- Um, first I chose Harry.
301
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,369
- It was very weird for me
to see Harry
302
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,104
just move on real quick.
303
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,106
Just, I don't know,
give it a day, and maybe
304
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,974
I wouldn't have gave
a little side eye.
305
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,275
- Surprise, surprise.
306
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,144
- Wow.
307
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,113
- The two exes, of course.
308
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,981
- Of course.
That was like, easy.
309
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,216
- Get him, get him.
310
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,717
Though I went with my gut,
but I'm gonna add
311
00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:00,854
a third one in, while I'm at it.
312
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,756
- Yeah.
313
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,929
- Have you got two or three?
314
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,098
- We'll start here.
315
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,934
So, I have Prince Harry,
and I chose Leo,
316
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:18,838
simply because you're
very freaking flirty.
317
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,607
I had a date with you,
and you know,
318
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,641
I was hearing a lot.
319
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,443
- Harrison.
320
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,878
- Harry. Sorry, bro.
321
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,681
But, I felt like Emily
just showed up and he completely
322
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,683
dropped his relationship
with Destiny at that point.
323
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:33,920
- America thinks
the two fakest boys are...
324
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,490
Harrison and Leo.
325
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,259
- Wow.
326
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,427
There you go.
327
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,563
- Harrison, what do you think
about what America thinks?
328
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,932
- It is what it is,
and then they see what they see.
329
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,500
That's it, [inaudible].
330
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,002
Iain: But it wasn't there
for much longer
331
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,237
as the poll for favorite
boy and girl, so Harrison
332
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,505
and Emily leave the Villa.
333
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,140
Harry.
334
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,108
Emily.
335
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,049
[Uplifting music]
336
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,052
Iain: When the islanders
run out of things to say
337
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,954
to each other,
they play games like I spy,
338
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,757
hide and Seek, or in Marco
and Hannah's case...
339
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,792
- What's your coochie’s name?
340
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,830
- Mmm.
She used to have a name.
341
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,239
Iain: But what
the bleep did she say?
342
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,808
Find out after this break.
343
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,916
[Uplifting music]
344
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,556
Iain: Love Island's Movie
of the week
345
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,091
is a story of Marco,
346
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,293
the stripper
with a heart of gold.
347
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,262
- Here I give you
the magic Marco.
348
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:56,636
Iain: And his lady love Hannah,
she was in it for love.
349
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,906
- Throwing me some money or so,
I don't dance for free. Shit.
350
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,308
Iain: But he was
only in it for the money.
351
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,877
- Hey, hey, throw it in the air.
352
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:10,517
- Anyhow...
353
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,085
Iain: Well said, Carmen.
354
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:16,589
Okay, prepare
to rock out, flip out...
355
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,757
- Just go for it!
356
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,292
- Yeah, did it!
- Oh, shit.
357
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,193
Let's go!
358
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,928
Iain: ...and golf clap
your way through
359
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,831
Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
360
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,670
Before the break,
we saw a touching scene
361
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,972
in which Marco and Hannah
were discussing names for her...
362
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,509
discussing names for her...
Oh, they were discussing names.
363
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,678
- What's your coochie’s name?
364
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,716
- Mmm.
She used to have a name.
365
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,725
Iain: On the question
I'm genuinely afraid to ask...
366
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,127
What the bleep did she say?
367
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,396
- Super soak girl.
368
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,567
Mmm.
What else?
369
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,768
Charlie.
370
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,838
- Oh, Charlie's cute.
Charlie's like an old ass man.
371
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:06,773
- Charlie? Charlie.
372
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,641
Something cool, exotic.
373
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,443
- Oh.
- Cool.
374
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,411
Raven.
375
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,846
- Oh, Raven’s cool.
376
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,114
- Raven’s cool.
377
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:15,648
Iain: Raven?
378
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,584
Now I understand what Marco
meant when he said
379
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,285
he was an avid bird watcher.
380
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,055
Let's fly
into another unseen bit.
381
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,791
[Uplifting music]
382
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,132
Even before Casa Amor,
383
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,867
a hundred percent
of male islanders suffer
384
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,336
from a medical affliction
known as blue balls,
385
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,105
and it can turn innocent chads
from family
386
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,373
into something more like...
387
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,574
Well, this.
388
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,077
- How have you been?
Do you miss your family?
389
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:48,248
- It's a family ranch,
so my brother, my dad...
390
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,315
- Mm-hm.
391
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,185
- Sorry, I'm really big
on personal space
392
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,087
and I would love if you
can just give me that.
393
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,489
Just stay outta my space.
394
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:57,490
- Mm-hm.
395
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:58,858
- Sorry, continue.
396
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,027
- I can't talk about my family.
397
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,330
My mind's
gonna go somewhere else.
398
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,706
- It's the...
I heard the joke last night.
399
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,674
Um, what's
the difference between
400
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,043
a Lamborghini
and a, um, erection?
401
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,815
I don't have a Lambo.
Do you have a Lamborghini?
402
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:27,454
- Mm-mm. Oh, shit.
403
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,058
You are trouble.
404
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,494
- Yeah. Let me put
some body cream on.
405
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,363
I know you miss your family.
406
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:37,797
- Mm-hm. Yes.
407
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:38,631
- But, um...
408
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,669
Well, you know, we both
are big on family,
409
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,237
so we'll make it work.
410
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,073
Put some cream while you’re
gonna help me for my shoulders?
411
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:48,108
'Cause this will speed it up.
412
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:51,411
- Oh. Yeah, yeah.
I see some spots that...
413
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,879
- Are a little dry.
414
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:53,580
- Yeah.
415
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:59,452
- Little Dry.
Oh, thanks, man!
416
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,556
- I was just trying
to apply the...
417
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,524
- Get in in there.
418
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,027
- ...the pressure of the,
of the lotion.
419
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,030
- Are you kidding me?
420
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:20,940
You're so helpful.
421
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,376
- Yeah. That's why I'm
just trying to assist you.
422
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,178
That's all I'm doing.
423
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,513
- It's the bed for me.
424
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,583
- Mmm. Yeah, it's the bed
for me too. Yeah.
425
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,820
- I'm more moisturized...
426
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,655
- Yeah.
- ...and hydrated.
427
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,960
- Oh, no.
428
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,396
- That was great.
429
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,764
- Mm-hm.
- You are so helpful.
430
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,966
Come on, let's go eat an apple
or something. We need to eat...
431
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,068
- Or something.
432
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,069
- Or something.
- Or something.
433
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:57,077
Oh, my God!
Oh, yeah, yeah.
434
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,281
Iain: Jonas is the worst case
of blue balls
435
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,149
our team of experts
have ever seen.
436
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,852
His condition continued
to worsen no matter
437
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,021
how much he tried
to think about cars.
438
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,326
In my mind,
I need a Lamborghini!
439
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,264
[Uplifting music]
440
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,837
Iain: Moving on from couples
doing weird stuff
441
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:24,871
in the bathroom to...
442
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,607
Oh, no, it's more couples doing
weird stuff in the bathroom.
443
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,110
- Oh, why my eyes are so red?
444
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:31,845
- You want some eye drops?
445
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,513
- I don't know
if I can put them in.
446
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,514
I'm gonna try though.
447
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,749
- I can put 'em in.
448
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:36,816
- Mm-hm.
449
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,451
- That's easy.
- Good luck!
450
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:39,719
- That's easy.
451
00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:41,721
I'm a nurse,
I can put in some eye drops.
452
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,490
Just relax.
453
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,258
- Ow! Oh.
454
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:47,060
- Lean your head back.
455
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,929
- Ow! You aggressive. Ah!
456
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,232
I don't wanna see it
coming or I’mma flinch.
457
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,767
- Open your mouth.
458
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,069
- Be gentle.
459
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,072
- You have to open your eye.
460
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,907
- [inaudible].
Use your other hand!
461
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,043
Be ambidextrous, God damnit.
I can see it!
462
00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:07,681
- You wanna hold it open?
Look that way.
463
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,149
Just drop it.
Just drop it.
464
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,084
- Oh, fuck.
There you go.
465
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,919
This one didn't get it, did it?
466
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,387
I know it didn't, I closed it.
467
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,791
- Lean you head back.
468
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,794
- You taking too long, bro!
469
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,162
- Oh, goodness.
470
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,064
- She goes in with it.
471
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,700
- Okay, that one
got in a little bit.
472
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,468
- I don't feel like it did.
473
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,036
- Why you wanna always
wanna hurt me?
474
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,338
You're trying to triple it up.
475
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,539
- I’m not trying to hurt you.
476
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,074
- Yes, you did.
I'm in pain.
477
00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:35,041
- Okay.
478
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,609
Iain: Such a lot of fuzz.
479
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,511
On an unrelated note,
I've misplaced
480
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,847
my small eyedropper
of nitric acid.
481
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,582
Have you found it?
Gimme a shout.
482
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,050
- You scary.
483
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,620
[Uplifting music]
484
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,391
Iain: The world thanks us
for ensuring this bit
485
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,692
didn't remain unseen.
486
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,627
I'm not sure the islanders will.
487
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:55,628
[Fart]
488
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,430
- You ripped ass on camera?
489
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,299
- I pray to God
they don't show this.
490
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,500
- No, they put
that stuff in there.
491
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,501
- Damn.
492
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,469
[Fart]
- Well the girls did.
493
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,171
Come on, man.
494
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,508
- If y'all hear like
little farts, I apologize.
495
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,642
- Me too, babe.
496
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:10,477
[Fart]
497
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,311
I farted.
498
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:12,879
- Damn, you keep
shitting yourself, buddy?
499
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:13,880
Is it you guys?
500
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,315
- I farted, you guys.
501
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,616
- It's coming from everywhere.
502
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,517
[Fart]
503
00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:20,854
- Yeah, it'll stink [inaudible]
this loud, I promise.
504
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:21,588
[Fart]
505
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,522
- I farted.
506
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:24,891
[Fart]
507
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:25,992
- Good fucking push, bro.
508
00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:26,926
- Thank you.
509
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,194
- Oh, it's so stinky.
510
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,163
- Shit. Let me get out
of the danger zone.
511
00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:31,564
[Fart]
512
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:32,599
- Cool.
513
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,134
[Fart]
514
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,536
- Are you guys
backfiring on each other?
515
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,238
- No, that was him
the whole time.
516
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,406
That was him.
517
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,474
Iain: And that's the reason
Love Island boasts
518
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:44,577
the single highest air filter
budget in all of reality tv.
519
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,479
[Fart]
520
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,916
Here's something you
haven't seen.
521
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,118
It's Leo and Marco
writing a romantic song.
522
00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:54,154
It's sure to be a hit,
either with the girls
523
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,556
or any stray dogs in the area.
524
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,291
- Hold on.
Wait, you ready, ready? Ready?
525
00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,959
- It's gonna be
on a beat like that.
526
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:02,262
Yo, look away now!
[inaudible].
527
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,631
- It gotta be a sexual beat.
528
00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:10,770
Marco and Leo.
Marco and Leo, Hannah and Kassy.
529
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:15,108
I wanna leave her around
with shorty out in the backseat.
530
00:21:16,076 --> 00:21:18,812
- Look at Leo's taking,
Leo's taking the lead.
531
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,113
Marcos was like, “Yeah.”
532
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:22,949
- That's not a banger,
that's just...
533
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,084
- We'll just run it off.
534
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,352
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
535
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,853
One more take,
one more take, one more take.
536
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,388
Narrator: The boys spent
three hours putting pen
537
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,890
to paper, drawing dicks
with wings on them
538
00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:32,525
before finally
writing some lyrics.
539
00:21:33,093 --> 00:21:33,893
Hannah: Come on!
540
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:36,696
- Kassy, Hannah!
541
00:21:37,097 --> 00:21:39,599
- Hey, hey. We, you know,
we made a song for y'all.
542
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,801
- Oh, my goodness, how sweet.
543
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,370
- Are you ready?
- Yeah, we’re ready.
544
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,205
- You ready for your tracks?
- They’re both so cheesy.
545
00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:46,106
- Okay.
546
00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:47,107
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
547
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:48,942
Go ahead.
548
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,343
* Marco and Leo *
549
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,678
* Hannah and Kassy *
550
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:52,779
* I wanna see her *
551
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,615
* But she stays away from me *
552
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,851
* I wanna lay up on the beach *
553
00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:00,186
* So baby come with me *
554
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,055
* We'll be all right *
* We in the Villa *
555
00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,089
* Marco and Leo *
556
00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:04,290
* Hannah and Kassy *
557
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:05,358
* I wanna see her *
558
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:08,128
* But she stays away from me *
559
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:10,597
* I wanna lay out by the beach *
560
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,665
* So baby come with me *
561
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,634
* We'll be all right *
* We in the villa *
562
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:17,137
- Hey, we in the villa!
563
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,271
Yeah!
564
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,077
Oh, good job, you guys.
565
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,079
Iain: The only part
of that serenade
566
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:29,449
that was in harmony was the dogs
that started howling soon after.
567
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,085
[Uplifting music]
568
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:36,656
Before the girls
went to Casa,
569
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:40,460
Carmen left Kenzo a message:
lingerie.
570
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,096
He missed the point
and got them dry cleaned.
571
00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:45,598
I think when the boys
come here, I'm gonna leave
572
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,001
my lingerie sit out and say
“Sneak peek for the hideaway.
573
00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:49,102
Miss you already.”
574
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,139
I'm gonna leave that for him,
just so he knows
575
00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:54,240
he’s on my mind.
576
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,243
I'm gonna leave Leo
my second evil eye bracelet
577
00:22:57,477 --> 00:23:00,747
and I'm gonna say “I miss you
and don't forget about me.”
578
00:23:01,081 --> 00:23:02,849
- I'm gonna leave [inaudible]
in my panties and I spray 'em
579
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,485
with my perfume and I'm gonna
write on the mirror “XOXO.
580
00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:07,220
- Well, you guys
are more sexy than mine.
581
00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:08,521
I'm just gonna leave
'em my cross
582
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,256
and then the hair stuff
so he can do his hair.
583
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,625
- Oh, he's gonna
fucking love that, though.
584
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,395
Iain: Time for the unseen
messages the other girls left
585
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:16,696
for their boys.
586
00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:18,331
Let's do this shit, ladies.
587
00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,070
- Peek is spelled
with two E, right?
588
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,539
Sneak peek.
589
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,244
- I'm saying
“From your Twix bar.
590
00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:32,178
- Aw.
591
00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:33,346
- Aw, how cute.
592
00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:40,086
Iain: I'll miss what, pasta?
593
00:23:40,353 --> 00:23:42,989
The neon signs?
We'll never know.
594
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,096
[Uplifting music]
595
00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:55,402
When you're an islander
on Love Island,
596
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:57,971
you usually get the glossy,
pretty background packages
597
00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,873
to help introduce you
to the world.
598
00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:01,541
But we simply don't have
the budget to do it
599
00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:04,310
for 14 new islanders
all at one time.
600
00:24:04,344 --> 00:24:06,880
So instead, we told 'em
to do it themselves.
601
00:24:07,147 --> 00:24:08,415
Take it away, boys.
602
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,051
What's up everybody? I'm Zay.
603
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,054
I'm 23,
and a fun fact about me is
604
00:24:14,087 --> 00:24:15,722
I still use my fingers to count.
605
00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:19,059
- What's up, everybody?
It's Eddie.
606
00:24:19,092 --> 00:24:21,094
I'm 27 years
old from Houston, Texas,
607
00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:24,130
and I'm deathly afraid
of swimming in the ocean.
608
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:26,800
So, like, this is scaring
the shit out of me right now.
609
00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:31,071
- What's up?
My name is Matia,
610
00:24:31,071 --> 00:24:34,174
I'm 29 and I have a phobia
for strawberries.
611
00:24:37,077 --> 00:24:38,645
- What up?
I'm Kyle.
612
00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:41,948
I'm 24,
and a fun fact about me is
613
00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:44,317
I played
the violin for ten years.
614
00:24:48,188 --> 00:24:50,223
- What's up, y'all?
My name is Rob.
615
00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:51,991
I'm 24. I'm from Alabama.
616
00:24:52,726 --> 00:24:54,260
[Bleep] give me boners.
617
00:24:56,196 --> 00:24:57,931
Iain: So what
the bleep did he say?
618
00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:01,701
Find out what gives Rob
a boner after these commercials.
619
00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:05,438
[Uplifting music]
620
00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:09,876
[Uplifting music]
621
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:14,948
* Got that fire *
622
00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:17,884
Iain: Know it's not
your mind playing tricks.
623
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:21,321
This is "Love Island USA"
unseen bits.
624
00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:24,524
Before the break, the cast of
boys did what Sylvester Stallone
625
00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:27,127
did in the mid 90s
and gave us a cliffhanger.
626
00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:31,798
- What's up, y'all?
My name is Rob. I'm 24.
627
00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:34,834
I'm from Alabama.
[Bleep] give me boners.
628
00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:38,171
Iain: Don't let Rob Boner
game remain a mystery.
629
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,073
What the bleep did he say?
630
00:25:40,073 --> 00:25:41,741
- What's up, y'all?
My name is Rob.
631
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,610
I'm 24.
I'm from Alabama.
632
00:25:44,277 --> 00:25:46,079
Gravel roads give me boners.
633
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,548
Iain: I assume gravel
roads is the stage name
634
00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:50,316
of some adult movie star.
635
00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:59,125
* One, two, you know what to do,
be all about it *
636
00:25:59,159 --> 00:26:01,361
Iain: The moment they get all
slo mo
637
00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:03,029
gatecrashed cost them more.
638
00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:06,533
They were met by six
new Adonis's or Adon I.
639
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,869
[Excitement shouts]
640
00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:14,507
-Where are you? Where are you?
641
00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:18,445
- Oh, you're fucking rings, bro.
642
00:26:18,478 --> 00:26:20,447
They fucking hurt.
- Sorry, man, about that, yeah.
643
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,450
* Be all about it,
that's right *
644
00:26:23,483 --> 00:26:25,118
- Hi. What's your name?
645
00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:27,854
- I’m Rob.
- Kassy.
646
00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:28,888
- Kassy?
647
00:26:30,390 --> 00:26:32,425
[Cheering]
648
00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:35,795
[Uplifting music]
649
00:26:35,829 --> 00:26:38,264
Iain: And Sarah Hyland
was there to spill the tea
650
00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:40,300
or was it to have this
tea spilled on her?
651
00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:43,203
I don't really know
how this whole thing works.
652
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,438
- Hi, baby girls.
653
00:26:45,472 --> 00:26:48,174
Let me, like,
not slip on my way down.
654
00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:49,909
- Yeah.
- Your dress is stunning.
655
00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:50,877
- Uh, stunning?
656
00:26:51,544 --> 00:26:53,546
- I just got
so excited to see my ladies.
657
00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:55,181
- I know.
You're the best.
658
00:26:55,215 --> 00:26:56,850
- I've been
deprived of my children.
659
00:26:57,517 --> 00:26:59,085
- I'm loving these dresses.
660
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,687
- Thank you.
- They're so good.
661
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,389
- It was so nice to get,
like, dressed up.
662
00:27:02,422 --> 00:27:03,790
- Kay Kay.
- Yeah.
663
00:27:04,257 --> 00:27:06,159
- Thank you.
- So good.
664
00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:07,794
- If you see a nip,
just let me know.
665
00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:09,596
- If I see a nip,
I'm just going to stare
666
00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:11,131
and be like, good for you.
- Yes.
667
00:27:11,164 --> 00:27:13,099
- Kay Kay taught me
to move mine in a circle.
668
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,901
- My friend knows
how to do that.
669
00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:17,270
Like the helicopter?
- Yes.
670
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,139
- The helicopter is hilarious.
671
00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:20,440
- What do
you think of the place?
672
00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:23,109
- Oh, it's stunning.
- It's huge too.
673
00:27:23,443 --> 00:27:27,313
- So, they're
obviously gorgeous boys.
674
00:27:27,347 --> 00:27:28,348
- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.
675
00:27:28,548 --> 00:27:31,151
- Maybe they'll
be a hideaway moment.
676
00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:32,952
- What?
- But, like,
677
00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:34,921
what do you think about them?
678
00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:37,924
Is there a possibility there
could be a hideaway moment?
679
00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,428
Chirp, chirp, chirp.
680
00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:46,166
Iain: In my experience,
chugging champagne
681
00:27:46,199 --> 00:27:48,234
does increase the chances
of a hideaway moment.
682
00:27:48,902 --> 00:27:51,204
[Uplifting music]
683
00:27:53,373 --> 00:27:56,810
* Yeah, it's for my players *
684
00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,311
Iain: So what do a group of guys
685
00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:00,280
do when there's no
girls at home?
686
00:28:00,313 --> 00:28:02,015
Watch football on a giant telly?
687
00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:03,650
Drink beer and play pool?
688
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,418
- Game times got to be soon.
How are we feeling?
689
00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:07,187
Iain: No,
they're making a selfie vid.
690
00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:08,922
- We feel iced out.
We're feeling sturdy.
691
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:10,457
- I know
the story is gonna be bad.
692
00:28:10,490 --> 00:28:12,092
I'm not gonna
fold like a paper sheet.
693
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,860
I'm excited for my boys. Bergie.
694
00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:15,428
I can't wait to see
what you got, baby.
695
00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:16,830
Let's go!
- Yeah, baby!
696
00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:19,032
- Baby daddy.
Kenzo, How you feeling, man?
697
00:28:19,499 --> 00:28:21,401
- Karen!
698
00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:24,304
- Yeah.
699
00:28:24,337 --> 00:28:26,139
She heard you from the band.
- She's the only one.
700
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,675
I'll see you soon, baby.
- Hey, hey.
701
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:31,478
- How are you feeling, brody?
- I am so ready to go.
702
00:28:31,511 --> 00:28:32,879
Bring them on. Bring them on.
703
00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:34,214
I'm ready. I'm sitting here.
704
00:28:34,247 --> 00:28:35,882
- Bring them. Bring them on.
Is it in bro?
705
00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,283
- Bring them on. Bring them.
706
00:28:37,317 --> 00:28:39,052
- I'm ready to get
this thing going, baby.
707
00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:40,653
Bring what you bring
and come and get your son.
708
00:28:40,687 --> 00:28:41,788
Let's go racing, boys.
709
00:28:42,422 --> 00:28:44,758
- Yo, it's
first night in Casa Mora.
710
00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:48,294
We got to not fucking fold and,
yeah, we going to be Ike's.
711
00:28:48,328 --> 00:28:50,563
- [In Spanish] First day
in Casa, amor.
712
00:28:50,597 --> 00:28:52,432
- [In Spanish] First day!
713
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,535
Iain: They took this
selfie for another eight hours.
714
00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:58,071
It's now a four part
documentary on Peacock.
715
00:28:58,104 --> 00:29:00,240
[Uplifting music]
716
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:05,011
* Your Love is,
your love is implied *
717
00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:07,380
Iain: The Casa girls
arrived the next day.
718
00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:09,382
At the moment,
the guys caught sight of them.
719
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:10,750
They popped their corks.
720
00:29:10,784 --> 00:29:12,552
[Excitement shouts]
721
00:29:14,654 --> 00:29:17,290
Iain: Literally
it wasn't a sex metaphor.
722
00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:21,194
I don't do smutty innuendo.
- Oh, such. You gotta suck.
723
00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:22,696
- Hey, come on. No?
724
00:29:22,729 --> 00:29:24,330
- What guy do you think is fine?
725
00:29:24,364 --> 00:29:25,732
- Mike.
- Mike?
726
00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:27,400
- He looks hot.
- Oh, my God.
727
00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:30,270
Iain: After popping corks,
the girls popped questions.
728
00:29:30,303 --> 00:29:31,604
The big questions.
729
00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:33,473
In fact,
Nadia popped the question
730
00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:35,408
the girls were
all desperate to ask.
731
00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,744
- Has it been lots of bugs here?
732
00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:39,479
- Oh, at night,
you have no idea.
733
00:29:39,813 --> 00:29:43,049
The cockroaches are like
your fucking cousins out here.
734
00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:44,317
- Yeah.
735
00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:45,218
- We're not gonna...
736
00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:46,319
We got to switch the topic.
737
00:29:46,353 --> 00:29:47,187
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
738
00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:48,621
What's everybody's type?
739
00:29:49,189 --> 00:29:50,824
- Ooh.
740
00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:51,925
- Fuck your favorite color.
741
00:29:52,726 --> 00:29:54,627
- I don't give a fuck
about that shit, man.
742
00:29:54,661 --> 00:29:56,796
- I kind of like
the definition of, like,
743
00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:58,331
a golden retriever boyfriend.
744
00:29:58,365 --> 00:30:02,369
You know? Someone like...
- She wants a dog.
745
00:30:02,402 --> 00:30:03,636
- She wants a dog.
746
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,539
- Put you on
a leash and... I'm kidding.
747
00:30:06,573 --> 00:30:07,874
I'm kidding.
748
00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:11,211
- She said put you on a leash.
- I'm kidding.
749
00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:14,714
But yeah, just someone
likes me and smart and, like...
750
00:30:17,017 --> 00:30:18,351
- [In Spanish] Bacon.
751
00:30:19,052 --> 00:30:21,221
- Willing to, like, give
me their undivided attention.
752
00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:22,055
You know.
753
00:30:22,956 --> 00:30:24,257
- I definitely go
for more personality.
754
00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:27,460
Someone who knows
how to tame me in the bedroom.
755
00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:29,496
- Oh.
756
00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:31,598
- Family is super important,
I’m in morals,
757
00:30:31,631 --> 00:30:33,600
and have a good head
on your shoulders
758
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,101
and be able to give good head.
759
00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:39,272
- I am, like,
just looking for someone that,
760
00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,707
like, matches my values.
761
00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:43,943
We have the same wants
in life and just go for it.
762
00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:46,112
Like, has super passionate
about certain things
763
00:30:46,146 --> 00:30:48,515
in their life and that's kind
of what I'm just looking for.
764
00:30:49,249 --> 00:30:51,451
- Yeah, he told me this earlier.
He likes a nice ass too.
765
00:30:51,484 --> 00:30:53,586
- Yeah.
- Bergie!
766
00:30:55,555 --> 00:30:57,223
Iain: Good to make
to blow up Bergie
767
00:30:57,257 --> 00:30:59,426
sweet Wisconsin boy
game like that.
768
00:30:59,459 --> 00:31:01,194
That's what friends
are for, right?
769
00:31:01,761 --> 00:31:03,830
[Uplifting music]
770
00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:07,233
Multiple choice question.
771
00:31:07,267 --> 00:31:10,103
What is a yacht?
A, a place to have sex.
772
00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:12,405
B, a place elderly people stay.
773
00:31:12,439 --> 00:31:14,207
Or C, all of the above.
774
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:18,445
Rob, why don't you tell us?
- I'm a farm in Alabama.
775
00:31:18,478 --> 00:31:20,080
My grandparents have a yacht,
776
00:31:20,113 --> 00:31:22,482
and this girl
lived two hours away.
777
00:31:22,515 --> 00:31:24,984
She was like, "Hey,
when can I hang out with you?"
778
00:31:25,085 --> 00:31:27,187
So she came into town,
but I had nowhere to go.
779
00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:28,688
I was like,
I really just want to.
780
00:31:28,722 --> 00:31:30,490
It would be nice
if we could get a bed.
781
00:31:30,523 --> 00:31:32,092
And I was like,
We could go to the yacht.
782
00:31:32,659 --> 00:31:34,894
Like, like,
my grandparents aren't there,
783
00:31:34,928 --> 00:31:36,196
and it's, like, always unlocked.
784
00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:38,898
So I went to the yacht.
785
00:31:38,932 --> 00:31:40,533
My grandmother's
very paranoid woman.
786
00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:44,004
I knew that,
but I just didn't think [Bleep].
787
00:31:44,304 --> 00:31:45,338
- No!
788
00:31:45,372 --> 00:31:47,907
Iain: But what the bleep
did he say?
789
00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:50,477
The thrilling conclusion
of the mystery of the yacht
790
00:31:50,510 --> 00:31:52,679
is right after this short break.
791
00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:56,549
[Uplifting music]
792
00:31:58,818 --> 00:32:00,920
[Uplifting music]
793
00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:06,926
Iain: Before the break,
Rob was telling a story
794
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,095
about the time he had sex
in his grandparents yacht.
795
00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:11,498
- So we went to the yacht.
796
00:32:11,531 --> 00:32:13,066
My grandmother is
a very paranoid woman.
797
00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:16,569
I knew that,
but I just didn't think [Bleep].
798
00:32:16,803 --> 00:32:17,671
- No!
799
00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:20,106
Iain: But what
the bleep did he say?
800
00:32:21,408 --> 00:32:22,742
- So he went to the yacht.
801
00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:24,744
My grandmother is very
paranoid woman. I knew that.
802
00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:28,248
But I just didn't think it would
be a camera inside the yacht.
803
00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:31,351
- No.
- The next day.
804
00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:33,553
- No!
- The next day,
805
00:32:33,586 --> 00:32:35,622
I get a call from my Papa Bob.
806
00:32:35,655 --> 00:32:37,190
He calls me.
He says, "Robert."
807
00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:38,591
I was like, I knew.
808
00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:39,759
I was like, he's like,
809
00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:41,428
"I want to go to lunch
with you today."
810
00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:43,096
- Why? Why would
they take you to lunch?
811
00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:44,898
Why don't they just, like...?
- It's just how they are.
812
00:32:44,931 --> 00:32:46,099
They're polite people.
813
00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:47,734
And we had like,
we had like five minutes
814
00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:49,769
of awkward small talk.
We all knew why we were there.
815
00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:51,271
You can tell
my grandmother was like.
816
00:32:51,705 --> 00:32:53,740
Like, "Tell him. Tell him."
817
00:32:54,274 --> 00:32:58,678
And then he goes, "Robert, no
more having sex in the yacht."
818
00:32:58,712 --> 00:33:01,581
I was like, "Okay, yeah.
Don't worry about it.
819
00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:03,049
Don't worry about it." Yeah.
820
00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:06,119
- Oh, it's so embarrassing.
- Oh, couldn't do it, bro.
821
00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:08,054
Iain: Come on.
We've all been there,
822
00:33:08,221 --> 00:33:10,323
hooking up
in an elderly couple's yacht.
823
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,426
The look on my producer's
face is telling me
824
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,061
we haven't all been there.
825
00:33:21,968 --> 00:33:23,636
What I love most about Casimir
826
00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:25,505
isn't the intrigue,
the relationship tests
827
00:33:25,538 --> 00:33:29,075
or the fact Castle's Spanish,
even though we're in Fiji?
828
00:33:29,109 --> 00:33:32,278
I love the first chats
that are more awkward than me
829
00:33:32,312 --> 00:33:34,714
not bothering to write
a punch line for this joke.
830
00:33:37,717 --> 00:33:39,953
- Are you nervous?
- No.
831
00:33:39,986 --> 00:33:41,654
- Real nervous.
- Do I seem nervous?
832
00:33:43,256 --> 00:33:44,524
Anyways.
833
00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:48,228
- You know,
I kind of want to travel.
834
00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:50,096
- Okay.
Where would you want to go?
835
00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:51,431
- Anywhere.
- Anywhere?
836
00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:53,099
Number one place if
you could go right now.
837
00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:54,968
- Right now.
- Got your bags packed.
838
00:33:55,001 --> 00:33:56,169
- We're in Fiji.
839
00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:57,971
But let's say,
okay, let's say...
840
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,715
- Like, I don't know, Rome.
- Rome?
841
00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:10,617
Okay, that's a good choice.
842
00:34:10,650 --> 00:34:12,752
- I don't know if Rome
and Italy are the same.
843
00:34:12,786 --> 00:34:14,754
I'm sorry, Mr. Davenport.
- You know what?
844
00:34:14,788 --> 00:34:16,056
- I wasn't listening.
845
00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:21,094
- I was homeschooled
till high school,
846
00:34:21,761 --> 00:34:23,563
and so I was pretty
much just a little wild boy.
847
00:34:23,596 --> 00:34:24,698
- Till high school?
848
00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:27,133
Oh, so you're
a weird homeschooled kid.
849
00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:29,636
- Yeah. Anyways, yeah.
850
00:34:29,669 --> 00:34:31,304
So, but I'm not.
851
00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:33,239
I shouldn't have told you that.
852
00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:36,276
- Rome. Italy. Rome,
Italy.
853
00:34:36,643 --> 00:34:38,144
Italy has to be...
854
00:34:38,178 --> 00:34:39,446
Rome has to be in Italy.
855
00:34:40,113 --> 00:34:41,281
I'm sure it is.
- Yeah.
856
00:34:41,314 --> 00:34:42,615
- So we'll go with it.
857
00:34:42,882 --> 00:34:44,317
- You know, you know,
you see, the islanders
858
00:34:44,351 --> 00:34:45,752
say silly things sometimes?
859
00:34:45,785 --> 00:34:47,921
And you're like, that's so easy.
Now I understand.
860
00:34:52,225 --> 00:34:53,593
- Do you like my outfit?
861
00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:57,430
This is my uncle's.
He died in it.
862
00:34:57,697 --> 00:34:59,165
- Your uncle?
- Yeah.
863
00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,535
- No.
- Mh. Straight up.
864
00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:05,438
- Yeah.
- Anyways.
865
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:07,574
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
866
00:35:08,475 --> 00:35:12,712
Iain: That's a great line to use
if you really love being single.
867
00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:15,348
[Uplifting music]
868
00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:25,959
Iain: The bathroom bidet
is used to wash your but,
869
00:35:26,059 --> 00:35:27,193
not to drink from.
870
00:35:28,495 --> 00:35:30,463
I learned that the hard way in
a bathhouse in the Middle East.
871
00:35:30,497 --> 00:35:33,833
Kay Kay learned the easy way.
- Y'all.
872
00:35:33,867 --> 00:35:35,702
It's a booty
washer in the toilet.
873
00:35:35,735 --> 00:35:37,437
- Really?
- What'd you call it?
874
00:35:38,171 --> 00:35:40,840
- Give it a little,
a little spin.
875
00:35:41,074 --> 00:35:42,909
Give it a little shot.
876
00:35:43,510 --> 00:35:46,913
- What'd you call that? A dubua.
877
00:35:46,946 --> 00:35:49,683
- A dube. A dube. A dube.
878
00:35:49,716 --> 00:35:51,284
No, that's on a bed.
879
00:35:52,385 --> 00:35:54,721
- Let’s see what happens.
- What is it called?
880
00:35:54,754 --> 00:35:56,589
- Oh!
- Did it work?
881
00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:04,297
What?
882
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,234
- That shit was alarming.
883
00:36:08,268 --> 00:36:10,503
- But the pressure sounded
real hot.
884
00:36:11,071 --> 00:36:13,940
- Okay. I need a towel.
Can you give me a towel?
885
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,543
- Yes, ma'am.
- Cause my booty wet.
886
00:36:17,444 --> 00:36:19,813
- Nobody better
not pick this one up.
887
00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:22,048
That is so funny.
888
00:36:24,517 --> 00:36:26,419
- I don't know
what I was expecting.
889
00:36:26,453 --> 00:36:28,088
But it wasn't that.
890
00:36:28,421 --> 00:36:29,456
Iain: On "Love Island,"
891
00:36:29,656 --> 00:36:31,424
Flushing your butt
is on a bad day's work.
892
00:36:31,658 --> 00:36:32,959
Thank you.
893
00:36:36,062 --> 00:36:38,264
[Uplifting music]
894
00:36:42,669 --> 00:36:45,405
Iain: Want this summer
to not be a bummer?
895
00:36:45,672 --> 00:36:47,941
Then get your pom poms
out at the "Love Island"
896
00:36:47,974 --> 00:36:49,075
cheerleading camp.
897
00:36:49,075 --> 00:36:50,877
- Ready?
- Okay.
898
00:36:50,910 --> 00:36:52,078
- Okay.
899
00:36:52,078 --> 00:36:53,546
Iain: Well, you shoot your shot.
900
00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:55,215
- Squeeze your butt, girl.
Squeeze your butt.
901
00:36:55,248 --> 00:36:56,383
Iain: Do bet.
902
00:36:57,884 --> 00:37:00,420
And will you go all the way?
903
00:37:00,453 --> 00:37:02,889
- One, two, three.
- Vip.
904
00:37:02,922 --> 00:37:05,692
Iain: So if you've got
what it takes to bring it on,
905
00:37:06,192 --> 00:37:09,396
then never apply because
this camp does not exist.
906
00:37:09,596 --> 00:37:14,100
But the festival of unseen bits
after the break absolutely does.
907
00:37:14,134 --> 00:37:17,904
- [Inaudible].
908
00:37:17,937 --> 00:37:21,808
* Oh, come on, everybody,
and clap your hands *
909
00:37:22,042 --> 00:37:24,144
- Let me range fall down.
910
00:37:24,177 --> 00:37:26,880
[Uplifting music]
911
00:37:29,549 --> 00:37:31,418
[Uplifting music]
912
00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:37,857
Iain: Welcome back to
"Love Island USA" unseen bits.
913
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:40,360
Let's roll right into it
914
00:37:40,660 --> 00:37:42,829
because we picked
the best unseen moments
915
00:37:42,862 --> 00:37:44,564
for your enjoyment.
916
00:37:44,597 --> 00:37:46,433
So don't panic.
- Oh.
917
00:37:46,866 --> 00:37:48,068
- What is it?
918
00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:50,704
Iain: The party never stops
919
00:37:53,506 --> 00:37:56,409
on "Love Island USA"
unseen bits.
920
00:37:56,976 --> 00:37:58,712
- I've never
done a golden shower.
921
00:37:58,745 --> 00:37:59,813
- What’s a golden shower?
922
00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:05,251
Iain: Hannah might
be away at Casa Amor,
923
00:38:05,518 --> 00:38:07,787
but that doesn't stop
Marco from showing off
924
00:38:07,821 --> 00:38:09,622
how skilled
he is with his fingers.
925
00:38:10,023 --> 00:38:11,725
- Can you make finger origami?
926
00:38:13,059 --> 00:38:14,127
Like this.
927
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,028
- Huh?
928
00:38:16,629 --> 00:38:18,164
- What the fuck is that?
- That's a dog.
929
00:38:18,932 --> 00:38:20,734
- I don't see that shit, bro.
930
00:38:21,034 --> 00:38:23,169
- What? You don't see the dog?
931
00:38:23,670 --> 00:38:25,138
- This is his ears, his eyes.
932
00:38:25,171 --> 00:38:26,439
How do you not see this dog?
933
00:38:26,773 --> 00:38:27,907
- I don't see shit.
934
00:38:27,941 --> 00:38:28,942
- Are you kidding me?
935
00:38:29,576 --> 00:38:30,810
This is a fucking dog.
936
00:38:31,511 --> 00:38:32,746
Are you blind?
937
00:38:32,946 --> 00:38:34,581
- Maybe, maybe, like,
on a shadow
938
00:38:34,614 --> 00:38:36,182
or something like that
I'll be able to see it.
939
00:38:36,216 --> 00:38:37,650
- [Barking] Like this.
940
00:38:39,285 --> 00:38:41,688
- I mean, how is that not a dog?
Are you fucking kidding me?
941
00:38:41,721 --> 00:38:43,523
You can't be serious.
- Look.
942
00:38:44,124 --> 00:38:45,892
- You're tripping, bro.
943
00:38:46,259 --> 00:38:47,327
- What's this?
944
00:38:49,062 --> 00:38:51,131
- A bunny.
- Oh, you got that one.
945
00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:53,466
What's this one?
- A crocodile.
946
00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:57,103
- How do you not
know this is a dog?
947
00:38:59,072 --> 00:39:01,174
- Bro, I'm having a really
hard time seeing that.
948
00:39:01,207 --> 00:39:03,710
- You can't be fucking serious.
- No.
949
00:39:04,010 --> 00:39:05,545
- Look at the fucking hand.
950
00:39:05,812 --> 00:39:08,181
There's a fucking ear like
a think of a German shepherd.
951
00:39:08,381 --> 00:39:09,916
There's a fucking ear here.
952
00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:11,251
There's an eye here.
953
00:39:11,284 --> 00:39:13,053
[Barking]
954
00:39:13,086 --> 00:39:15,021
- So either Kenzo, you know,
955
00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:18,458
is allergic to dogs or just
doesn't want to see this dog.
956
00:39:18,658 --> 00:39:20,427
But how is that not a dog?
957
00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:22,062
So I think Kenzo
needs some thinking.
958
00:39:22,095 --> 00:39:23,530
Think of his eye right here.
959
00:39:23,563 --> 00:39:24,731
Think of his eye right here.
960
00:39:24,764 --> 00:39:26,566
[Barking]
961
00:39:26,766 --> 00:39:28,435
You see it, right?
- Hell, no, bro.
962
00:39:28,468 --> 00:39:29,769
- You don't see it?
963
00:39:29,803 --> 00:39:31,805
- I've seen
a lot of dogs in my life,
964
00:39:31,838 --> 00:39:34,741
and that had fucking,
like, it wasn't even close.
965
00:39:35,508 --> 00:39:38,211
I don't know.
I don't see shit, bro.
966
00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:40,213
I think you're going crazy
without Hannah in here.
967
00:39:40,413 --> 00:39:41,681
Clearly.
968
00:39:44,117 --> 00:39:46,052
- Hey, Leo. What is this?
969
00:39:48,054 --> 00:39:49,489
- What does it look like?
- A dog.
970
00:39:50,156 --> 00:39:51,591
- A dog.
- A fish.
971
00:39:51,624 --> 00:39:53,526
- An alligator?
- Dog. Thank you.
972
00:39:54,627 --> 00:39:56,863
You telling me someone
20 yards away knows this
973
00:39:56,896 --> 00:39:59,132
is a fucking dog, and I put it
in front of your face
974
00:39:59,165 --> 00:40:00,900
and I'm barking
and you don't see a dog?
975
00:40:00,934 --> 00:40:02,202
- Hell, no.
976
00:40:02,235 --> 00:40:04,571
- Really?
But you know this is, actually.
977
00:40:06,006 --> 00:40:08,008
- Butterfly.
- A bird.
978
00:40:08,508 --> 00:40:10,510
- It's a butterfly, bro.
- Look at this.
979
00:40:10,543 --> 00:40:11,945
Look at the mouth.
980
00:40:12,212 --> 00:40:14,381
A butterfly doesn't
have a mouth, Kenzo.
981
00:40:15,015 --> 00:40:16,716
So this is a bird.
982
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:19,019
- I mean,
this is clearly a butterfly.
983
00:40:19,052 --> 00:40:19,886
Like.
984
00:40:22,255 --> 00:40:24,624
I still see a butterfly.
- That's a llama.
985
00:40:26,493 --> 00:40:27,694
What's this one?
986
00:40:29,796 --> 00:40:31,097
Yeah, what's this one?
987
00:40:31,131 --> 00:40:32,365
- Elephant.
- Okay.
988
00:40:38,538 --> 00:40:40,807
- What’s this is what?
- Monkey, bro.
989
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,108
- What about this one?
990
00:40:45,445 --> 00:40:46,546
- Spider?
991
00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:50,250
- It's a dog.
992
00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:54,587
What the fuck is so hard?
993
00:40:55,555 --> 00:40:57,557
- It was honestly one
of the most confusing moments
994
00:40:57,590 --> 00:41:00,260
of my life.
There is no way that was a dog.
995
00:41:01,061 --> 00:41:03,296
- Can you do any animals
with your fingers?
996
00:41:05,098 --> 00:41:06,499
Am I going crazy?
997
00:41:07,067 --> 00:41:09,202
Iain: I know
some finger origami. Look.
998
00:41:09,969 --> 00:41:11,705
Oh, wait. Sometimes I forget.
999
00:41:11,738 --> 00:41:13,540
I'm just as
unseen as this next bit.
1000
00:41:13,973 --> 00:41:16,076
[Uplifting music]
1001
00:41:18,511 --> 00:41:20,113
Love Island.
1002
00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:23,083
The most sensual island
based show on Earth.
1003
00:41:23,116 --> 00:41:24,884
But what really happens
in the bedroom
1004
00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:26,553
when the lights go out?
1005
00:41:26,886 --> 00:41:29,089
Let's go deep undercover
1006
00:41:29,089 --> 00:41:32,926
to see what's going
on under the covers.
1007
00:41:33,493 --> 00:41:39,532
Islanders After Dark,
Casa Amor Edition.
1008
00:41:41,501 --> 00:41:43,403
It's Jonah and Taylor C.
1009
00:41:43,770 --> 00:41:46,106
Say they're tucking
each other's shirts in.
1010
00:41:46,139 --> 00:41:49,843
So helpful,
but nothing to see here.
1011
00:41:51,011 --> 00:41:53,146
It's Keenan and Najah.
1012
00:41:53,179 --> 00:41:56,549
Oh, she's just scratching
an itch on his inner thigh.
1013
00:41:56,783 --> 00:41:58,718
So nothing to see here.
1014
00:42:00,453 --> 00:42:02,422
What's happening here?
1015
00:42:02,455 --> 00:42:06,092
They're studying resuscitation
for their first aid exam.
1016
00:42:07,927 --> 00:42:11,064
Hello. What are Leo
and Johnnie up to?
1017
00:42:11,064 --> 00:42:13,366
Oh, they're
just practicing their steps
1018
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,068
for a slow barn dance.
1019
00:42:15,068 --> 00:42:17,103
Nothing to see here.
1020
00:42:20,206 --> 00:42:22,676
Oh, this is more like it.
1021
00:42:22,909 --> 00:42:25,612
Rob's in bed,
brushing his teeth.
1022
00:42:25,912 --> 00:42:28,415
Finally, something sexy.
1023
00:42:32,185 --> 00:42:33,620
How disappointing.
1024
00:42:33,653 --> 00:42:39,159
I'm so sorry. The only
sexy thing here was my voice.
1025
00:42:39,793 --> 00:42:41,661
Actually,
let's just hope it's far
1026
00:42:41,695 --> 00:42:43,430
steamier on the other
side of this break.
1027
00:42:46,099 --> 00:42:49,202
[Uplifting music]
1028
00:42:51,671 --> 00:42:53,540
[Uplifting music]
1029
00:42:57,744 --> 00:43:00,347
Iain: Welcome back to
"Love Island USA" unseen bits.
1030
00:43:00,847 --> 00:43:02,582
We bring the casa sharks.
1031
00:43:02,615 --> 00:43:04,117
[Screams]
1032
00:43:04,651 --> 00:43:06,386
- Sorry.
You saw that on my hand?
1033
00:43:06,419 --> 00:43:07,787
You all saw that? Okay.
1034
00:43:08,121 --> 00:43:09,756
- The casa slip ups.
1035
00:43:09,789 --> 00:43:11,691
- I feel like that's.
- Yikes.
1036
00:43:12,292 --> 00:43:14,761
- And all
the surprise casa kisses.
1037
00:43:14,794 --> 00:43:20,066
Man: Do, do, do, do, do.
- Does anybody want to hold it?
1038
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:21,568
- No, thank you.
1039
00:43:21,601 --> 00:43:23,670
[Uplifting music]
1040
00:43:24,637 --> 00:43:27,073
Iain: Cue the cheesy game
show music.
1041
00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:32,345
It's time for Beach Hut Blitz.
1042
00:43:34,948 --> 00:43:37,317
Islanders,
give us your best party trick.
1043
00:43:37,851 --> 00:43:39,452
- Party tricks are so weird.
1044
00:43:39,886 --> 00:43:41,488
- Of course
I have a party trick.
1045
00:43:42,389 --> 00:43:45,091
Arriving. That is
the party trick in itself.
1046
00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:48,094
- Party tricks?
Oh, no.
1047
00:43:48,328 --> 00:43:49,996
- Everyone's always impressed
1048
00:43:50,096 --> 00:43:51,765
with how much tequila
I can drink.
1049
00:43:52,999 --> 00:43:54,601
- Maybe I'll step in.
1050
00:43:54,634 --> 00:43:56,936
Ta da! Let the party begin.
1051
00:43:58,304 --> 00:44:00,840
- Tomorrow night
on Love Island's.
1052
00:44:01,341 --> 00:44:02,742
That's Iain Sterling.
1053
00:44:03,043 --> 00:44:04,911
You can't tell me
that's not him.
1054
00:44:04,944 --> 00:44:07,547
- I call this one lightning
and I call this one thunder.
1055
00:44:08,915 --> 00:44:10,917
- Oh, this isn't bad.
1056
00:44:11,117 --> 00:44:13,053
This isn't that good either,
though.
1057
00:44:14,587 --> 00:44:16,056
- When I'm dancing
in the party, I like,
1058
00:44:16,056 --> 00:44:18,224
you know,
move the hips a little bit like.
1059
00:44:20,493 --> 00:44:23,129
- Oh, shit.
- Hannah Banana.
1060
00:44:23,863 --> 00:44:25,065
- What?
1061
00:44:25,298 --> 00:44:26,700
- I can do a party trick
with banana,
1062
00:44:26,733 --> 00:44:28,902
but I’m not my PG 13.
1063
00:44:31,338 --> 00:44:33,840
* You got supernatural power *
1064
00:44:34,741 --> 00:44:36,209
- There we go.
1065
00:44:37,077 --> 00:44:39,979
- So I'm very coordinated.
That's what it is.
1066
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,381
Shout out to my dad.
- Oh shit.
1067
00:44:43,983 --> 00:44:45,552
- Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
1068
00:44:46,453 --> 00:44:48,488
* Yeah, supernatural *
1069
00:44:49,489 --> 00:44:50,557
- Ta da!
1070
00:44:50,590 --> 00:44:52,192
I will try to blow
this balloon up.
1071
00:44:52,225 --> 00:44:54,894
* It's gonna blow your mind *
1072
00:44:54,928 --> 00:44:56,496
* It's gonna blow your mind *
1073
00:44:58,465 --> 00:45:00,033
- Okay, wait.
1074
00:45:00,033 --> 00:45:01,368
Give me a minute.
1075
00:45:04,304 --> 00:45:06,206
- Okay. 30 seconds starting now.
1076
00:45:06,873 --> 00:45:08,308
Um.
1077
00:45:11,811 --> 00:45:14,280
- Oh. Holy shit.
1078
00:45:15,949 --> 00:45:17,083
Fuck it.
1079
00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:20,253
- Oh, damn.
1080
00:45:20,887 --> 00:45:22,522
This is a long banana.
1081
00:45:22,756 --> 00:45:24,524
- I can do this like
little bird whistle.
1082
00:45:24,557 --> 00:45:27,160
- I can whistle like a bird.
1083
00:45:28,795 --> 00:45:30,563
- And then they'll be like.
1084
00:45:35,301 --> 00:45:36,736
- And then
who invented this thing?
1085
00:45:36,770 --> 00:45:38,438
- Kassy, the great magician.
1086
00:45:38,471 --> 00:45:40,073
I have something for you.
1087
00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:41,574
Bubbles.
1088
00:45:43,143 --> 00:45:44,511
- Like that.
- Yeah.
1089
00:45:44,544 --> 00:45:47,080
My party trick is probably the,
the Irish goodbye,
1090
00:45:48,448 --> 00:45:50,183
which is leaving a party
without saying bye.
1091
00:45:54,387 --> 00:45:56,690
- Bup, bup, bup.
1092
00:45:58,358 --> 00:45:59,426
Where do they go?
1093
00:45:59,759 --> 00:46:01,227
- Okay. Goodbye.
1094
00:46:01,728 --> 00:46:03,496
- I just made them disappear.
1095
00:46:04,631 --> 00:46:06,366
Iain: Tune in next week
for another gripping
1096
00:46:06,399 --> 00:46:10,337
installment of Beach Hut Blitz.
1097
00:46:11,037 --> 00:46:13,073
[Uplifting music]
1098
00:46:14,407 --> 00:46:17,110
Iain: Before I bust a move,
here's a few of my memes
1099
00:46:17,143 --> 00:46:19,112
from the party trick
Beach Hut Blitz.
1100
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,681
There's this one.
1101
00:46:24,651 --> 00:46:26,920
And this one.
1102
00:46:29,556 --> 00:46:31,624
Meme your favorite
moment of the show
1103
00:46:31,658 --> 00:46:33,326
and post it on social media.
1104
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:37,364
Hashtag "Love Island USA,"
hashtag unseen bits.
1105
00:46:37,931 --> 00:46:39,532
See you next week.
1106
00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:40,767
[Uplifting music]
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