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Natasha Nikolaevna.
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Natasha Nikolaevna.
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I'm going.
Call the priest.
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Get my son-in-law. Hurry!
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I must talk to him.
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There's something
I must tell him
before I die.
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There, there, Claudia Ivanovna.
You will be all right. Just-
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Oh.
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Kolya!
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Kolya, quick.
Run to the town hall.
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Tell Vorobyaninov
his mother-in-law is dying.
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Tell him to hurry.
I'm going to get the priest.
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Oh.
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Bozhe moi.
That poor woman.
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That poor woman.
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Who is going to
take care of me?
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It's in the hands of God now.
All we can do is pray.
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Thank you for coming,
Father.
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It was my pleasure.
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Go to her.
Go to her, my child.
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Comfort her.
She needs you.
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Courage. Courage.
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Father Fyo-
Ooh!
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Dor.
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She's inside.
Not to worry.
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I, uh�
Courage.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, my dear neighbor.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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She has been calling
for you.
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I just saw the priest.
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He seemed in a great hurry.
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He was very peculiar.
Very peculiar.
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She just confessed.
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How is she?
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She is doing splendidly.
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The doctor says
she'll be on her feet
in a week.
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She'll be dead
before morning.
She looks terrible.
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I'd better go in.
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Ippolit, it's you. You've come.
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Yes. I'm here.
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It's me.
Oh, thank God.
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Ippolit,
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do you remember
our dining room suite?
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Dining room suite?
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In the big house in Stargorod.
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Before the revolution.
Ah, yes.
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Beautiful furniture.
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Made by Hambs of London.
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Ippolit, my jewels.
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My diamonds.
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I sewed them into
one of the chairs.
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What?
My diamonds. My jewels.
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I sewed them
into one of the chairs.
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My gorgeous diamond tiara.
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I wore it when I was
presented at court.
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My beautiful pearl earrings.
Pearl.
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My emerald brooch.
Emerald.
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My diamond necklace.
Diamond.
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The little gold cat
with the ruby eyes.
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Stuffed in a ch�
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How could you do
such a thing?
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Why didn't you
give them to me?
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Why should I have
given them to you...
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when you had already
squandered away
half my daughter's estate...
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with your parties
and your horses?
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Why didn't you take them out?
Why did you leave them there?
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I didn't have time!
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You remember how quickly
we had to flee?
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They were left in the chair.
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Bozhe moi.
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Bozhe moi!
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50,000 rubles' worth
of jewelry...
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stuffed in a chair!
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Heaven knows
who may sit on that chair!
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If it's still a chair!
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It may be firewood by now.
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How could you do such a thing?
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How could you do
such a thing?
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Please, Ippolit.
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I know I did wrong,
but...
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please forgive me.
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Of course.
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Of course, maman.
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Of course I forgive you.
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Thank you.
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Now I can die in peace.
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Hope for the best
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Expect the worst
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Some drink champagne
some die of thirst
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No way of knowing
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Which way it's going
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Hope for the best
expect the worst
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Hope for the best
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Expect the worst
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The world's a stage
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We're unrehearsed
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Some reach the top, friends
while others flop, friends
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Hope for the best
expect the worst
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I knew a man
who saved a fortune
that was splendid
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Then he died
the day he planned
to go and spend it
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Shouting
Live while you're alive
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No one will survive
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Life is sorrow
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Here today and gone tomorrow
Live while you're alive
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No one will survive
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There's no guarantee
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Hope for the best
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Expect the worst
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You could be Tolstoy
or Fannie Hurst
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So take your chances
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There are no answers
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Hope for the best
expect the worst
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I knew a man
who saved a fortune
that was splendid
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Then he died
the day he planned
to go and spend it
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Shouting
Live while you're alive
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No one will survive
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Life is funny
Spend your money
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Live while you're alive
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No one will survive
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There's no guarantee
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Hope for the best
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Expect the worst
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The rich are blessed
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The poor are cursed
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That is a fact, friends
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The deck is stacked, friend
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Hope for the best
expect the
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Even with a good beginning
it's not certain
that you're winning
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Even with the best of chances
they can kick you
in the "pantses"
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Look out for the
Watch out for the
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Worst
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Hey
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Give! Open your heart!
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Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Very generous of you.
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Now there's a healthy girl.
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What can I say,
little father?
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It's a miracle.
I can see.
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I can walk.
Rejoice!
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Do you love me?
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Well, let�s just say
that I am very much
in lust with you.
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Oh, my God.
My husband!
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Your husband?
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Out goes the bad air,
in goes the good air.
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Out goes the bad air�
What's going on?
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- Who are you?
- This woman is my wife.
I'm her husband.
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She fainted just outside
the door. I'm giving her
artificial respiration.
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How dare you allow
a frail creature like this
to carry heavy bundles.
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- Has she ever fainted before?
- Never. Maybe once.
I don't know.
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All right. Come on.
Take over.
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Now remember,
out goes the bad air,
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in goes the good air.
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Out goes the bad air,
in goes the good air.
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I should report you for this,
but we'll let it go.
Thank you.
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Thank you. You are very kind.
It will never happen again.
I promise. Never.
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See that it doesn't!
Out goes the bad air,
in goes the good air.
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Out goes the good air,
in goes the bad air.
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There, there.
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Oh, boy. You must have fallen.
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Thank you.
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Who are you?
Ostap Bender
at your service.
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Cigarette?
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Thank you.
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Tell me, uh, comrade-
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"Comrade." "Comrade."
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Everybody calls me comrade.
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Everybody in the new
Soviet Union is a comrade.
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People you don't know,
strangers.
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Everybody says "comrade."
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Oh, I miss Russia.
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Hmm, yes.
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Tell me, uh, what goes on
in this great house?
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Mostly dying.
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Dying.
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It's an old-age home
for weary, old ladies.
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They tippy-toe in,
they have a little bowl
of porridge...
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and�
That's it.
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Oh, what a pity.
What a pity.
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See, I thought
it was a hotel.
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You, uh�
You don't happen to know
of any nearby, do you?
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You see, I�ve come a long way,
and I�m seeking suitable
lodgings for the night.
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Oh, uh, by the by,
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do you happen to have
a spare bed down there?
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No, I don't, Mr. By the By.
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I don't happen to have
a spare bed.
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There isn't a spare bed
in all of Russia!
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People are sleeping
between each other...
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and you're talking spare bed.
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You make me laugh.
Ho, wah, wah, wah, wah.
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"Spare bed."
You must be nuts.
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Listen.
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I'll tell you what.
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If you'll buy me a drink,
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you can sleep on the floor.
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Done.
Good.
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Come on.
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What are you doing in Stargorod?
You look to me like
a Muscovite.
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Listen, tell me. Tell me.
Who lived here
in the old days?
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Oh, in the old days
was my master,
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Ippolit Matveyevich
Vorobyaninov.
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He was a marshal
of the nobility.
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I loved him.
He hardly ever beat us.
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Ah. And whatever became
of your lovable master?
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One night, about 10 years ago,
was a fearful noise.
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It was bombs and cannons
and soldiers shooting.
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It was terrible, terrible.
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Oh, yes.
I think it was called
the revolution.
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That was it. The revolution.
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You're smart.
You're smart
and you're gorgeous.
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You're okay.
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Anyways,
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they all run away.
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Well, come on,
old boy.
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Let us see
how drunk...
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two Russians can get
on one ruble.
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I like that.
Two Russians, one ruble.
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Ah. Ivan, fetch
the marshal's horse.
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He's coming.
He's coming.
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Master.
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I love him.
I love him.
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Please, dear, hurry home.
But don't gallop.
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"Don't gallop."
Do you hear that, Petya?
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"Don't gallop,"
but "Hurry home."
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That's your job.
You'll have to puzzle it out.
It's too much for me.
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Ippolit, take care.
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Don't drink too much,
and don't gamble.
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And stay away
from the gypsies.
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- Ils sont voleurs.
- Chere maman,
restez calme.
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Tout va bien.
Tikon, you idiot, my gloves.
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There, master.
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I love him.
I love him.
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Here's your castle.
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Drink vodka, we talk.
We have some fun.
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You know what we can...
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do.
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Master?
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Tikon.
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Master?
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Is it really him?
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It's impossible!
It can't be!
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It can't be!
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It can't be!
It can't be!
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Oh, ma�
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Oh, that's him.
That's him.
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That's my master.
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Oh, master, master.
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Here, Tikon.
Oh, so good to see you.
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Here is a ruble. You go have
some vodka, and you don't
come back for a bit.
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Vodka.
Your master and I have
business to discuss.
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Come on.
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Business. Business.
Come on.
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Tikon.
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You're not to say a word
to anyone about my being here.
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It is secret.
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00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,627
I'm not to tell anyone
my master is in Stargorod.
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It's a secret.
My master told me a secret.
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So,
258
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,599
you'd prefer to keep
your whereabouts a secret.
259
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,601
Very interesting.
260
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,978
Who are you?
261
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:29,649
What is this business
you have to discuss with me?
262
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:33,236
I have no business with you.
263
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,571
What do you want?
264
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,573
Oh, I don't know.
265
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,076
I guess maybe it depends
upon what you're hiding.
266
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,705
Maybe this will shed
a little light on the matter.
Give me that. That's mine!
267
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,709
Oh, how very impressive.
268
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,712
This ought to fetch
quite a lot.
269
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,842
Please give me that paper.
It's personal property.
270
00:18:55,926 --> 00:19:00,638
Oh, haven't you heard?
There is no personal property
in the Soviet Union.
271
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,807
Everything belongs
to the people.
272
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,309
Will you please
give me that paper?
273
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,729
It is a private matter,
and I am not at liberty
to discuss it.
274
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,816
Yes, of course. Of course.
One shouldn't interfere
in private matters.
275
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,819
It's considered gauche.
There you are.
276
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,738
Now, I must be off.
277
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,828
- Where are you going?
- Ah, the eternal question.
278
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,830
Quo vadis?
279
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:29,917
Well, if you must know,
I am "vadising" off to gossip
with the secret police.
280
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:38,342
- "Secret police"?
- Well, what can I do, old cock?
281
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,512
After all, I am a patriotic
citizen of the Soviet Union.
282
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:45,099
It is my sacred duty
to turn you in.
283
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:49,812
Now, maybe if you weren't
such a selfish pig,
we could do business.
284
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,856
I can't.
I'm going.
285
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,482
Wait.
Why?
286
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,234
Let's talk.
About what?
287
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,028
Things.
What things?
288
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,863
I don't know.
Situation�
I�m going.
289
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,072
Wait.
Why?
290
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,532
Let's talk.
About what?
291
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,700
It.
What's "it"?
292
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,202
You know.
I know what?
293
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,996
What we're talking about.
We're talking about nothing.
I'm going.
294
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,206
You mustn't.
I must.
295
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,332
Why?
The reward.
296
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,833
What reward?
For turning you in.
297
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:11,876
Wait.
Why?
298
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,169
We'll talk.
About what?
299
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:16,130
About the diamonds,
the diamonds,
the diamonds!
300
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,927
The diamonds.
301
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,934
And most of this stuff
was purchased...
302
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:31,229
20 or 30 years ago
for about 50,000 rubles, hmm?
303
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,314
Yes.
304
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,483
That means that today...
305
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:41,489
they'd probably be worth
between 150,000 and 200,000.
306
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,617
As much as that?
307
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:47,036
Not a kopeck less.
308
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,413
And maybe more.
309
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:54,001
I've got to find
those chairs.
310
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,674
Tikon is back.
311
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,718
- Tikon, come here.
- Coming, master.
312
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,472
- Tikon�
- Coming. I'm coming.
313
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:10,142
Coming, master.
I'm coming. Coming.
Coming. Coming.
314
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:13,354
Coming. Coming.
Coming. Coming.
315
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,190
I'm coming, master.
I'm coming.
316
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,277
I'm coming.
I'm coming, master.
317
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,279
I'm coming.
I'm coming, master.
318
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,991
Tikon.
You see?
I'm here.
319
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:28,911
Tikon, the furniture.
What happened
to the furniture?
320
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,955
The furniture.
Yes, the furniture.
321
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:34,125
What happened
to the furniture?
The furniture?
322
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,961
What happened
to the furniture?
323
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,926
Tikon. Tikon.
324
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,434
Well, cross-examination
of the witness...
325
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,061
will have to be adjourned
until tomorrow morning.
326
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,064
Let's go to bed.
327
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,831
Oh, thou who knowest all�
328
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,917
You know.
329
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:38,564
Tikon.
330
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:40,566
Master. Mmm.
331
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:43,319
Oh, master, you're still�
Shh.
332
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:45,446
Where is the furniture?
333
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:47,865
The furniture?
Yes, Tikon.
334
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,867
Where is the furniture?
335
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:52,828
You mean upstairs
in the house?
336
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,830
Yes
337
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,208
Some of it is still there.
338
00:22:57,292 --> 00:23:01,545
The velvet sofa is there.
It's a mess now.
339
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:05,091
And the andirons.
They kept the andirons.
340
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,843
Did they keep the chairs?
341
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:10,930
There was a dining room suite
with 12 chairs,
342
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:12,973
made by Hambs of London.
343
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:17,645
They were upholstered
in gold brocade.
344
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,272
Do you remember?
345
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:24,610
Twelve chairs. Walnut.
Covered in gold brocade.
346
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,320
Yes! Yes!
That's them! That's them!
347
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,072
They're gone.
348
00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:33,202
- All but one.
- Where is it?
349
00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:36,080
The pantry,
outside the kitchen.
350
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:39,250
Sits there.
A major. A beauty.
351
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:42,628
Good. Now what happened
to the other 11 chairs?
352
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:45,673
One morning, a big van came...
353
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:48,592
from the Bureau of Housing,
took everything.
354
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,095
The Bureau of Housing?
Shh.
355
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:54,598
Now, think, Tikon.
What street is
the Bureau of Housing on?
356
00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:04,150
Headache! Headache!
I have such a headache!
357
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,153
What I did last night.
All right. Never mind.
I'll find it.
358
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,864
What do you mean
you'll find it?
359
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:12,032
Look, I don't give a damn
who finds it.
360
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,326
All right.
It's time for action.
361
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,996
You will go upstairs and occupy
chair number one,
362
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,373
and I will lead the attack
at the Bureau of Housing.
363
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:22,209
I'm off.
Uh, wait.
364
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,795
What shall I tell them?
365
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,340
You will tell them
that you are Cousin Michael
from Kiev,
366
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:31,427
and you will say that
all the Vorobyaninovs
are dead...
367
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:35,514
and that you are willing to pay
hard rubles for something...
368
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,933
to remember them by.
369
00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:46,358
Cousin Michael from Kiev.
All the Vorobyaninovs are dead.
370
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:50,154
I am Cousin Michael from Kiev.
All the Vorobyaninovs are dead.
371
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:01,040
Yes?
I am Cousin Kiev
from Vorobyaninov.
372
00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:04,084
All the Michaels
are dead.
What?
373
00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:10,633
What can I do for you?
374
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,885
I am Cousin� Chair!
375
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:27,399
Aaah! Give me that�
I want that chair!
376
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:29,443
Stop or I�ll call
the police!
Police?
377
00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:34,114
Give it to me!
Give it to me!
No! No! No! No!
378
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,242
Aaah!
379
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:01,433
Father Fyodor.
380
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:08,524
How are ya?
381
00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:12,736
Well, this is disgusting.
382
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:15,614
This is truly disgusting.
383
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:18,075
Not so fast! Not so fast!
384
00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:20,286
That's my chair.
Ah.
385
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:24,039
It's the Holy Father.
Taking up a collection,
are you?
386
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:28,002
Here's a donation.
387
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:30,671
Thank you.
388
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:40,723
Why are you after
my chair?
It's not yours.
389
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,976
Then whose is it?
It's nationalized property.
390
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,604
It belongs to the workers.
Did you say the workers?
391
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:49,440
- Yes. The workers.
- Maybe the Holy Father...
392
00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:51,734
is a member
of the Communist Party.
393
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,278
Maybe.
But the party
is for atheists.
394
00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:56,655
How can a priest
join the party?
395
00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,868
The church must keep up
with the times.
396
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,777
How did you find out
about the jewels?
397
00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,529
People talk.
398
00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:42,159
Why, you disgusting creature.
399
00:27:42,243 --> 00:27:45,454
You used the sacred sacrament
of confession...
400
00:27:45,538 --> 00:27:48,040
to further your own ends!
401
00:27:48,124 --> 00:27:50,876
Not really.
Well, you are just about...
402
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,338
the most
contemptible creature...
403
00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:57,800
it has ever been
my misfortune to meet.
404
00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:02,304
You're not worth spitting on!
405
00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:05,974
Well, you are!
406
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,852
Come back, you coward!
407
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,563
You'd better keep away
from my chairs!
408
00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:15,734
Finders, keepers!
409
00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:23,200
Hmm. It�s just like
a detective story.
410
00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:25,786
We have a mysterious rival.
411
00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:32,126
Hey, uh, you'd better
get out of here.
You look rather conspicuous.
412
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:35,421
You're right.
You're right.
413
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:39,049
Oh, how I hate him.
Oh, God, how I hate him.
414
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,135
Go.
415
00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,532
"Hambs."
416
00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:30,118
"Drapes."
417
00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:35,332
Here we are.
418
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,568
Hello.
419
00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:05,737
Ah.
420
00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:11,034
Oh.
421
00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:23,714
That's it.
422
00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,428
Can I help you?
423
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:31,513
Well?
424
00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:39,938
I didn't know
anybody was... here.
425
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:44,610
I came in and�
426
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,612
I�
427
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:50,157
Persons seeking information
are to wait in the waiting area
prescribed for them.
428
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,659
It is a criminal offense
for unauthorized citizens...
429
00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,661
to tamper with official files.
430
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,039
Oh, yes. Yes, to be sure.
To be sure.
431
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:02,961
Remove your hat.
Oh.
432
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,965
All right. Now that you are
in the proper area, would you
please state your business?
433
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:09,551
Chairs. Dining room,
434
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:12,095
walnut, made by Hambs,
435
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:17,184
belonging to a certain
Ippolit Matveyevich
Vorobyaninov.
436
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,269
Tell me, comrade.
Yes.
437
00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:23,774
Why exactly are you seeking
this particular set of chairs?
438
00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:26,401
It's, uh�
it's personal.
439
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,905
I'm sorry.
440
00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:32,199
No information,
no information.
441
00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:34,368
All right. All right.
442
00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:38,622
I'll tell you everything.
443
00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:41,291
I am Vorobyaninov's son.
444
00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:45,420
His firstborn.
445
00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,464
He was like a father to me.
446
00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:50,092
So,
447
00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:53,887
you are Vorobyaninov's son.
448
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,890
Yes, I am.
449
00:32:57,016 --> 00:32:58,934
How old are you?
Forty-six. Forty-four.
450
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:01,019
Which is it?
Forty-two. I'm 42.
451
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:05,107
According to our records,
Vorobyaninov is 53.
452
00:33:05,191 --> 00:33:08,151
That means that
when you were born,
your father was...
453
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,195
11.
454
00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:17,452
Ah.
455
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,756
Ticktock.
456
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:33,260
- Are you trying to bribe
a Soviet official?
- Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
457
00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,554
I was hoping for the best.
458
00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:39,599
Well, since you are
Vorobyaninov's only son,
459
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,518
I�ll see what I can do.
460
00:33:41,602 --> 00:33:43,520
Thank you. Bless you.
461
00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:46,273
Now, if you will just
excuse me,
462
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,358
I will be back
in one moment.
463
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:51,570
Oh, thank you. Bless you.
464
00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:59,870
Ah. Perfect.
465
00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:04,291
One dozen Hambs chairs,
property of General Polyakov.
466
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,293
Ah.
467
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,462
Better make that 11.
468
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:14,217
Sent to a certain engineer
Bruns, irkutsk-
469
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,139
Siberia.
470
00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,976
Here we are.
Ah.
471
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:26,063
Here's your shipping order.
Ah. Oh. Ah.
472
00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:28,148
One moment, please.
Excuse me.
473
00:34:28,274 --> 00:34:30,275
Procedure.
Uh-huh.
474
00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:34,071
I hope you find
your chairs. Ah.
475
00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:41,244
Eleven chairs.
476
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,580
That's it.
Thank you. Thank you.
477
00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:46,416
Thank you. Thank you.
478
00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:49,753
Bless you. Bless you.
479
00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:53,090
Bless you.
Bless you! Bless you!
480
00:35:37,009 --> 00:35:41,805
Moscow.
481
00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:44,766
The chairs are in Moscow.
482
00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:46,810
I can hardly believe it.
483
00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:50,021
I mean, we're actually
going to see them.
484
00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:53,066
My chairs are in a museum.
485
00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:57,112
I never realized
they were so valuable.
486
00:35:57,196 --> 00:36:00,073
If they only knew.
487
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,243
Moscow!
488
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:50,457
They're not here.
The chairs are not here.
489
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:53,543
Look. See that cabinet?
Empire.
490
00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:56,421
And those writing tables.
Louis Quinze.
491
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:59,716
We're on the wrong floor.
I know we're on the wrong floor.
Take it easy.
492
00:36:59,842 --> 00:37:03,386
Take it easy.
And what if
they're not here at all?
493
00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:06,056
How would we ever
find them, hmm?
Where would we look?
494
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:08,683
Who would we ask?
They're lost, I tell you. Lost.
495
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,602
I never should have�
496
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:17,192
My chairs.
497
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,237
My chairs!
498
00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:22,280
That's my furniture!
499
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:25,659
I wonder which one it is.
500
00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:29,329
Don't you worry about it.
We will know soon enough.
501
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:33,124
We will get the chairs
at closing time.
502
00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:36,002
Closing time.
503
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,755
Closing time. Closing time.
504
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:41,466
Closing time.
505
00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:45,220
Closing time.
Closing time.
506
00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:51,268
What shall we do?
507
00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:55,230
Wait until these people go by,
and then you follow me.
508
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,793
Here we are.
509
00:38:17,878 --> 00:38:20,672
Get those Hambs
dining room chairs...
510
00:38:20,756 --> 00:38:22,966
and put them on the cart.
511
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,885
Shh, shh, shh.
512
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:29,472
Don't make a sound.
513
00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:32,309
Calm. Calm.
514
00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:34,894
At all costs.
515
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,564
No.
516
00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:41,735
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't take them all.
517
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:43,778
Leave four.
518
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:47,198
Four. We are only
taking seven.
519
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:50,452
Why are they only
taking seven?
520
00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:52,662
We are only taking seven...
521
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,706
because four is enough...
522
00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,708
to represent the period.
523
00:38:56,792 --> 00:38:59,586
That's why.
524
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,380
Good. Good. Now,
525
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:05,633
take the chairs
to the freight entrance.
526
00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:09,387
They will be collected
at 8:00 a.m. Tomorrow morning.
527
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,598
Good.
528
00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:21,149
They're getting away.
They're getting away.
529
00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:23,693
They're not getting away.
530
00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:26,488
We know exactly
where they're going.
531
00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:31,409
And if luck is with us,
we will never have to see
those other chairs again.
532
00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:34,829
What do you mean?
I mean, thickhead,
533
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:38,249
the jewels might
very well be hidden...
534
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:42,212
in one of these
four beauties.
535
00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:49,427
- What are you doing?
- Maybe we missed something.
536
00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:51,805
Does this look like
we missed anything?
537
00:40:07,696 --> 00:40:09,906
The chairs! The chairs!
538
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:12,826
I know, I know.
Shut up.
539
00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:17,580
"Columbus
Repertory Theatre."
540
00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:19,958
Two,
541
00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:24,003
four, six.
542
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:28,425
Six. Seven.
543
00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:30,552
Where's seven?
544
00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:32,554
They're leaving!
545
00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:34,681
It's all right.
We know where
they're going.
546
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,683
Our problem is
number seven.
547
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:39,769
Where is number seven?
548
00:40:41,355 --> 00:40:43,273
Well, I must find out.
549
00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:45,275
Yes, we must find out.
550
00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,527
Not "we." /.
551
00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:50,447
You sit here
and wait for me.
552
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:55,076
Sit.
553
00:40:58,164 --> 00:41:00,165
Stay.
554
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:14,280
Irkutsk! Irkutsk!
555
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,366
Siberia!
556
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:08,209
Whoo!
557
00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:11,004
Yes?
I am looking for
Engineer Bruns.
558
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:14,257
I am Engineer Bruns.
559
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,718
What do you want?
560
00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:21,472
What is it?
What are you doing?
561
00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:26,853
Olga!
What's going on?
What's going on?
562
00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:29,564
Andrei, why is that man
kissing your knee?
563
00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:31,733
I don't know.
Dear lady-
564
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:34,193
Oh! Oh!
On you I rest
all my hopes.
565
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,488
Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
On the chair.
566
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,907
No, no, no. Don't�
I must grovel
at your feet.
567
00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:42,744
Put him up on the chair.
No, no, no, no.
568
00:43:42,828 --> 00:43:45,455
Now, once and for all,
who are you
and what do you want?
569
00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:48,750
I want to grovel at your feet.
I must grovel at your feet.
No groveling.
570
00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:51,711
There will be no
groveling in this house.
This is a Soviet household.
571
00:43:51,837 --> 00:43:53,838
We don't allow groveling.
What do you want?
572
00:43:53,922 --> 00:43:56,633
I� Hmm.
573
00:43:56,717 --> 00:44:00,511
These chairs.
I must have these chairs.
574
00:44:01,847 --> 00:44:04,515
He wants our chairs.
Maybe he's
a furniture dealer.
575
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,309
Are you a furniture dealer? Is that it?
576
00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:11,147
Not for personal gain.
I assure you,
not for personal gain.
577
00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:13,650
My motives are pure. Ohh.
578
00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:16,486
They're the very best motives.
I� I� I think...
579
00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:18,946
you're going to be very
impressed with my motives.
580
00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:20,948
Yes.
581
00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:23,076
- Well?
- Well what?
582
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,912
Your motives.
You didn't tell us your motives.
583
00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:29,874
Oh, yes. My motives.
My motives.
584
00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:31,918
Come on, brain.
585
00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:34,962
Got it!
586
00:44:35,047 --> 00:44:39,175
The chairs belonged
to my wife and her mother
before her,
587
00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:41,511
and now my wife is ill.
588
00:44:41,595 --> 00:44:46,516
She's very ill.
She's dying, dying. Dead.
589
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:51,062
Dying. Uh, she keeps
calling for her chairs.
590
00:44:51,146 --> 00:44:53,106
Oh, please.
You cannot deny me.
591
00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:56,192
It's a dying woman's wish.
592
00:44:56,276 --> 00:44:59,737
Olga, what shall we do?
Shall we give him the chairs?
593
00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:03,491
Don't be ridiculous.
Nobody's taking my chairs.
You dirty-
594
00:45:03,575 --> 00:45:05,702
I'm sorry. I cannot let you
have the chairs.
595
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:09,956
I didn't hear that.
596
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,999
I didn't hear that.
597
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:15,044
I didn't hear that.
I didn't hear that.
I don't want to hear that.
598
00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:17,714
Don't you understand?
I don't want to hear that.
599
00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:19,799
Ooh! That's a hot�
600
00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:22,969
That's a hot�
601
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:29,225
My dear lady,
don't you understand?
602
00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:32,270
I need those chairs!
603
00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:34,772
- Andrei!
- Oh, please.
604
00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:37,108
- Oh, please.
- Stop that! Andrei!
605
00:45:37,192 --> 00:45:39,360
Out!
606
00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:41,779
I want him out of this house
immediately!
607
00:45:43,031 --> 00:45:45,032
Well, that's done it.
608
00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:49,620
Wait. Wait.
Let's discuss this like adults!
609
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:54,792
Don't judge a book
by its cover.
610
00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:03,885
A memento.
A memento of my visit
to your lovely home.
611
00:46:03,969 --> 00:46:05,970
Ow! Ow!
612
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:08,973
Ow!
613
00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:15,104
Ah!
614
00:46:17,357 --> 00:46:20,401
Wait! Wait! I'll pay!
615
00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:23,196
100 rubles!
616
00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:28,409
102?
617
00:46:42,382 --> 00:46:44,425
You down there.
618
00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:47,637
If we don't sail
in 10 minutes,
I'll miss the tide.
619
00:46:47,721 --> 00:46:51,307
Wait, please.
A few more minutes.
620
00:46:51,391 --> 00:46:55,019
One of my actors
is missing.
621
00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:05,363
Wait.
622
00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:14,872
Gronsky. Where is Gronsky?
623
00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:21,045
How the hell
can I do the play
without Gronsky?
624
00:47:21,129 --> 00:47:24,340
Sevitsky, how could you
let this happen?
625
00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:26,592
It's your job to make sure
that the actors...
626
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,387
are supposed to be where
they're supposed to be...
627
00:47:29,471 --> 00:47:31,264
and not wandering around
drunk somewhere.
628
00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:34,016
Well�
Shut up.
629
00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:36,018
Talk, talk, talk,
talk, talk, talk.
630
00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:38,104
That's all I hear
from you.
631
00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:41,649
Oh, my goodness.
632
00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:45,152
I look dreadful.
Why didn't you say something?
633
00:47:45,237 --> 00:47:48,656
Time and tide wait for no man.
634
00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:51,200
I like that reading.
635
00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:53,327
Maybe he could play the count.
636
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:56,873
Sevitsky, that vulgar man
in the wheelhouse,
637
00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:59,500
it's only good for one thing�
638
00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:01,586
running ships...
639
00:48:03,505 --> 00:48:06,716
and trying to browbeat
his superiors.
640
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:10,720
Well, if worse
comes to worse,
641
00:48:10,804 --> 00:48:13,598
I shall play the count.
642
00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:17,101
Worse shall never come
to that worse.
643
00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:21,188
Excuse me.
644
00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:24,775
I'm looking for
the commissar producer
of the Columbus Theatre.
645
00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:30,698
That's me.
Good, good.
I'm in time.
646
00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:35,786
And what do you want?
647
00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:38,164
I've just come from Gronsky.
He told me to find you.
648
00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:40,875
- Where is he?
- Moscow General Hospital.
649
00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:44,712
- Yes, he was a little
in his cups, you might say.
650
00:48:44,796 --> 00:48:48,382
He tried to stop a streetcar.
He suffered two broken legs
and minor contusions.
651
00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:50,718
And, uh, who are you?
652
00:48:50,802 --> 00:48:53,888
Well, I am from
the Artists' Union, theater division.
I'm to accompany you.
653
00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:56,724
I took the liberty
of getting an immediate
replacement for Gronsky.
654
00:48:56,850 --> 00:49:00,770
Fine actor. Made for the part.
With your permission, I will just
bring him right on board. One moment.
655
00:49:00,854 --> 00:49:02,355
I�
656
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:09,362
Guess what.
From now on,
you are an actor.
657
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:28,089
Sevitsky.
658
00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:34,303
Where are you going
with that samovar?
What samovar?
659
00:49:34,429 --> 00:49:37,640
That samovar.
Oh, this samovar.
660
00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:40,518
Yes.
Well, I was going to
have it polished up...
661
00:49:40,602 --> 00:49:42,520
for the show tonight.
662
00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:46,941
Sevitsky, if I catch you
trying to sell another piece
of company property,
663
00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:50,611
Siberia!
664
00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:54,281
I was going to
have it polished.
I swear! I swear!
665
00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:58,619
I hate people I don't like.
666
00:50:09,589 --> 00:50:11,799
I feel something.
667
00:50:11,883 --> 00:50:15,386
I knew it. I felt it.
I felt it in my bones.
668
00:50:15,470 --> 00:50:18,597
Lucky seven.
Little lucky seven.
669
00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:20,766
That is seven.
This is eight.
670
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:23,102
Lucky eight.
Lucky eight.
671
00:50:25,939 --> 00:50:29,400
Well, seems much too small
for all that loot.
672
00:50:29,484 --> 00:50:31,485
Open it, open it.
673
00:50:35,615 --> 00:50:37,575
Empty.
674
00:50:39,661 --> 00:50:42,580
Empty.
675
00:50:42,664 --> 00:50:46,584
Somebody must have
got to the jewels before us.
676
00:50:46,668 --> 00:50:49,045
Oh, there were never
any jewels in this box.
677
00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:51,380
It was put in
by the furniture maker.
678
00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:53,549
"One set of 12 chairs...
679
00:50:53,633 --> 00:50:56,260
"crafted for
I.M. Vorobyaninov...
680
00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:58,345
by Christopher Hambs
of London."
681
00:50:58,430 --> 00:51:01,974
I really thought we had them.
682
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:04,935
I really thought we had them.
683
00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:06,979
Next.
684
00:51:09,983 --> 00:51:12,276
What's going on here?
Ah.
685
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:16,447
We are actors.
We are members of
the Columbus Repertory Theatre.
686
00:51:16,531 --> 00:51:19,950
As you can see, my dear sir,
some of our chairs
were broken in transit.
687
00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:22,912
We are repairing them.
Misha, hand me the leg.
688
00:51:22,996 --> 00:51:24,997
Misha.
Hmm?
689
00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:28,042
Oh.
690
00:51:28,126 --> 00:51:31,587
If you're actors, you'd better
get up to the ship's theater.
The show's starting.
691
00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:33,589
Oh, yes, of course.
Of course.
692
00:51:33,673 --> 00:51:36,675
Come along, Misha.
Come along. Come along.
693
00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:45,226
"The workers are dissatisfied.
They intend to make a revolution.
694
00:51:45,310 --> 00:51:48,145
Is there any truth
to this rumor?"
695
00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:51,524
"An uprising of peasants
and workers. I have never
heard anything so absurd."
696
00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:54,401
Good.
Bender, the other
three chairs in the hold.
697
00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:57,446
The other three chairs
in the hold depend
upon you, my friend.
698
00:51:57,572 --> 00:52:00,449
Hmm?
If you go out on that stage
and make a fool of yourself,
699
00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:04,870
you will get us thrown off
this ship before you can say
Nicholas and Alexandra.
700
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:07,540
It's only a play.
701
00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:11,627
I have attended a theater
before, you know.
702
00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:13,671
Ah, Krakov.
703
00:52:13,755 --> 00:52:17,633
It will be so marvelous
to see that stimulating
Count Krakov again.
704
00:52:17,717 --> 00:52:20,302
Oh, yes. I too have missed him.
705
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:23,681
- Where's Krakov?
- That must be Count Krakov now.
706
00:52:23,765 --> 00:52:25,766
You're on.
707
00:52:29,729 --> 00:52:32,940
Ah, Count Krakov.
708
00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:49,999
Ostap. Take me with you!
709
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:52,084
Not a chance.
710
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:55,921
Ostap-
711
00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:58,340
You'll never catch up
with that boat.
712
00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:02,636
I don't intend to.
I'm going to take the train
and meet the boat at Yalta.
713
00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,272
Ostap! Ostap!
714
00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:15,608
I'm not a strong swimmer!
715
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:19,945
I'm not a swimmer. Help!
716
00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:37,004
Vorobyaninov.
717
00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:41,050
Help. Help.
718
00:53:41,134 --> 00:53:43,135
Help.
719
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,981
Thank you.
Thank you.
720
00:54:00,528 --> 00:54:02,780
I�
721
00:54:02,864 --> 00:54:04,823
Cold.
722
00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:06,825
It's cold.
723
00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:14,667
Here.
724
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:21,632
Thank you.
725
00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:25,344
You're a good soul, Bender.
726
00:54:26,346 --> 00:54:28,347
A good soul.
727
00:55:12,225 --> 00:55:15,894
Mmm! This borscht
is delicious, Olga.
728
00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:18,605
I love it cold!
729
00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:21,817
Why didn't you
ever make it cold?
730
00:55:21,901 --> 00:55:24,570
How could I make it
cold in Irkutsk?
731
00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:27,406
If we didn't eat hot things,
we'd have died there.
732
00:55:28,783 --> 00:55:31,327
Smell that air.
733
00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:33,996
Smell that air!
734
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,165
Like wine.
735
00:55:36,249 --> 00:55:37,875
I know. I know.
736
00:55:37,959 --> 00:55:42,504
Every night I thank God
for your transfer to Yalta.
737
00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:45,466
I don't think I could have
survived another winter there.
738
00:55:45,550 --> 00:55:47,468
My dear.
739
00:55:48,553 --> 00:55:51,096
My dearest dear.
740
00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:58,062
103.
741
00:55:58,146 --> 00:56:00,105
What?
742
00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:03,650
I didn't say anything.
743
00:56:05,403 --> 00:56:07,404
104.
744
00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:09,531
Olga?
745
00:56:15,413 --> 00:56:17,456
105.
746
00:56:20,001 --> 00:56:22,294
Good. Oh, good.
747
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:25,047
Good. Good.
748
00:56:25,131 --> 00:56:29,676
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
How very generous of you.
749
00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:32,388
You really shouldn't have done it.
750
00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:34,556
Please, go now.
751
00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:36,767
I never want
to see you again.
752
00:56:36,851 --> 00:56:38,769
Oh, I must say good-bye
to Madame Bruns.
753
00:56:38,853 --> 00:56:42,022
How can I leave without
saying good-bye to Madame Bruns?
754
00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:43,482
No!
755
00:56:54,994 --> 00:56:58,288
The chairs.
I don't see the chairs.
756
00:57:14,055 --> 00:57:17,015
Yes?
Uh, we're
still thinking.
757
00:57:24,399 --> 00:57:28,694
Sevitsky.
He looks pregnant.
758
00:57:28,778 --> 00:57:31,196
Come on.
Let's not lose him.
759
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:34,366
We must see where
he delivers his child.
760
00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:18,452
Ah, it's a boy.
761
00:58:38,389 --> 00:58:42,976
Comrade Sevitsky!
You are under arrest for selling
property belonging to the state.
762
00:58:43,102 --> 00:58:47,022
Polished.
I'm having it polished.
763
00:58:47,106 --> 00:58:49,816
Oh, it's you,
764
00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:52,194
Count Krakov.
765
00:58:52,278 --> 00:58:54,696
Well, you've had
your little joke.
766
00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:57,282
Now, if you don't mind,
I'll be on my way.
767
00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:59,993
Wait a minute.
I would like to talk
a little business.
768
00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:01,954
Business?
Yes.
769
00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:05,624
I'm interested in some chairs.
Three of them, to be exact.
770
00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:08,585
They're in your present production
at the Columbus Theatre.
771
00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:12,297
Oh, yes.
Walnut. Gold covers.
772
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,176
I'm afraid they are
already spoken for.
773
00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:19,179
Listen, scum!
I want those chairs.
774
00:59:19,264 --> 00:59:22,182
Do you hear me?
I want those chairs!
775
00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:24,977
You don't understand.
It's quite impossible.
776
00:59:25,061 --> 00:59:28,438
I promised them
to a certain individual.
He's giving me 10 rubles apiece.
777
00:59:28,523 --> 00:59:31,900
Sell him something else.
I want those chairs.
778
00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:34,027
Don't worry.
You won't be out a kopeck.
779
00:59:34,112 --> 00:59:36,488
You will get
your 30 rubles.
780
00:59:36,614 --> 00:59:38,782
Oh, my throat!
When can you
deliver the chairs?
781
00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:42,035
Tonight. After the performance.
You'll bring them here?
782
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,037
Yes. I'll bring them here.
783
00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:46,248
All right.
784
00:59:46,332 --> 00:59:48,417
Now, Sevitsky,
please don't disappoint me.
785
00:59:48,501 --> 00:59:51,920
Because if you do, I�m afraid
I�ll have to break your neck.
786
00:59:52,046 --> 00:59:54,673
A threat to the wise, hmm?
All right.
787
00:59:54,757 --> 00:59:58,260
Midnight. Here on this spot.
788
00:59:58,344 --> 01:00:01,346
You bring the money,
I�ll bring the chairs.
789
01:00:05,184 --> 01:00:10,314
Bender, Bender, 30 rubles?
How do we raise 30 rubles?
790
01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:36,089
Thank you.
791
01:00:37,383 --> 01:00:39,885
Fine day for a picnic.
792
01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:42,888
The others should be
along any minute.
793
01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:45,307
Thank you.
794
01:00:45,391 --> 01:00:48,810
Thank you and good-bye.
795
01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:51,521
Good-bye.
Have a nice day.
796
01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,565
Good-bye.
797
01:00:55,234 --> 01:00:57,778
Get out of here!
798
01:01:25,264 --> 01:01:27,849
Ooh! Oh,
what beautiful wood.
799
01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:31,520
What fine detail.
800
01:01:31,604 --> 01:01:35,065
Beautiful workmanship.
Beautiful workmanship!
801
01:01:35,149 --> 01:01:37,401
What a gorgeous chair!
802
01:01:43,157 --> 01:01:46,118
Oh, it can't be.
803
01:01:46,202 --> 01:01:50,706
It can't be! It can't be!
804
01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:54,459
It couldn't be!
805
01:01:54,544 --> 01:01:58,630
It can't be! It can't�
It can't be!
806
01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:04,803
I don't want to live.
I don't want to live!
807
01:02:04,887 --> 01:02:07,848
I don't want to live!
808
01:02:07,932 --> 01:02:12,769
I don't want to live!
I don't want to live!
809
01:02:12,854 --> 01:02:16,898
Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
810
01:02:25,032 --> 01:02:27,659
Thirty rubles!
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
811
01:02:52,643 --> 01:02:55,562
Of course! Of course!
812
01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:04,488
Dostoievsky.
813
01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:06,448
What?
Never mind.
814
01:03:06,574 --> 01:03:08,617
Can you roll your eyes?
Roll my eyes?
815
01:03:08,701 --> 01:03:11,119
Yes, roll your eyes.
816
01:03:11,245 --> 01:03:12,996
I don't know.
Try it.
817
01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:19,836
Oh, that's wonderful.
Born to do it.
818
01:03:19,921 --> 01:03:23,465
Now, at a given signal�
Stop it.
819
01:03:23,549 --> 01:03:25,801
At a given signal from me,
820
01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:29,012
you will fall from this bench
onto the ground...
821
01:03:29,096 --> 01:03:31,807
and pretend to have
an epileptic fit.
822
01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:34,643
You will roll your eyes,
823
01:03:34,727 --> 01:03:37,979
you will move
your arms and legs...
824
01:03:38,064 --> 01:03:40,649
in short,
spastic jerks...
825
01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:44,152
and generally writhe
around out of control.
826
01:03:44,237 --> 01:03:47,614
I will call attention
to your pitiful state,
827
01:03:47,698 --> 01:03:52,285
and the good-hearted
citizens of Yalta
will shower you with coins.
828
01:03:54,121 --> 01:03:57,749
What a disgusting idea.
829
01:04:00,044 --> 01:04:03,338
What filthy taste!
830
01:04:05,550 --> 01:04:10,303
There never was
and there never will be...
831
01:04:10,388 --> 01:04:14,182
a Vorobyaninov who begs!
832
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,730
Parasite!
833
01:04:20,815 --> 01:04:24,317
Parasite! Parasite!
834
01:04:24,402 --> 01:04:28,071
Disgusting,
helpless, inept,
835
01:04:28,155 --> 01:04:30,699
bloodsucking parasite!
836
01:04:30,783 --> 01:04:35,453
Vorobyaninovs never beg!
I begged all my life!
837
01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:53,805
Now listen, old man.
838
01:04:55,308 --> 01:04:57,893
Pride is a luxury
that neither you
nor I can afford...
839
01:04:57,977 --> 01:04:59,978
at this time
in our lives.
840
01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:05,317
We need 30 rubles
to make our dreams
come true.
841
01:05:06,652 --> 01:05:09,237
It's sink or swim.
842
01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:12,115
I choose swim.
843
01:05:12,199 --> 01:05:16,453
Now, to beg
or not to beg?
That is the question.
844
01:05:16,537 --> 01:05:19,539
I will give you five...
845
01:05:19,624 --> 01:05:22,042
to decide yes or no.
846
01:05:22,126 --> 01:05:25,462
On the count of five,
it is farewell.
847
01:05:25,546 --> 01:05:30,300
One�
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
848
01:05:30,384 --> 01:05:32,594
Good.
849
01:05:32,678 --> 01:05:35,096
Now, do your stuff.
850
01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:43,605
Attention!
Ladies and gentlemen, attention!
851
01:05:43,689 --> 01:05:48,026
A comrade, a citizen,
a fellow human being...
852
01:05:48,110 --> 01:05:51,029
cries out for our attention!
853
01:05:51,113 --> 01:05:54,616
Epilepsy, my friends!
Epilepsy.
854
01:05:54,700 --> 01:05:58,745
The same disease
that struck down our own
beloved Dostoievsky.
855
01:05:58,829 --> 01:06:03,875
God knows what genius,
what great works of art
may be trapped...
856
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,878
in the mind of this poor,
wretched soul.
857
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:10,090
Ah, this poor man.
This poor man.
858
01:06:10,174 --> 01:06:12,092
Roll your eyes!
859
01:06:12,176 --> 01:06:15,011
Yes, give! Give...
860
01:06:15,096 --> 01:06:18,473
so that this quivering,
shivering, helpless victim...
861
01:06:18,557 --> 01:06:21,434
can receive desperately
needed medical attention.
862
01:06:21,519 --> 01:06:24,229
Give! Give, please!
863
01:06:24,313 --> 01:06:26,982
Open your hearts.
Give. Give. Give.
864
01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:29,109
Thank you.
865
01:06:30,861 --> 01:06:33,279
Please give.
866
01:06:55,761 --> 01:06:57,721
Cigarette?
867
01:06:57,805 --> 01:06:59,889
No, thank you.
868
01:06:59,974 --> 01:07:02,642
Hmm. Still angry, huh?
869
01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:08,440
When this business is over,
870
01:07:08,524 --> 01:07:13,778
I never want
to see you again.
871
01:07:30,546 --> 01:07:33,798
Oh, you're here.
Good.
872
01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,176
Yes.
Won't you come in?
873
01:07:36,260 --> 01:07:38,261
Yes.
874
01:07:40,222 --> 01:07:44,100
Sorry I�m late. I had to wait
till everybody left the theater.
875
01:07:44,185 --> 01:07:47,896
It was opening night,
and there was a party.
What can I tell you?
876
01:07:47,980 --> 01:07:52,150
You can tell me why you
only brought two chairs.
We made a deal for three.
877
01:07:52,276 --> 01:07:56,196
Well, yes, I tried, but�
Where's the other chair?
Where is the other chair?
878
01:07:56,322 --> 01:08:00,200
Do you know what I went through
to raise money for those chairs?
879
01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:04,913
Shh. Come on.
You're gonna ruin everything.
880
01:08:04,997 --> 01:08:08,750
What's the matter with you people?
Every time we meet,
you go for my throat.
881
01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:11,544
What happened
to the other chair?
882
01:08:11,629 --> 01:08:14,380
There is a thief
in our company.
883
01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:16,382
It's terrible.
884
01:08:16,467 --> 01:08:19,219
He sold the chair
to a Finnish aerialist
for 10 rubles.
885
01:08:19,303 --> 01:08:21,721
A Finnish aerialist?
886
01:08:21,806 --> 01:08:25,725
Yes. He works at the fair,
just outside of town.
887
01:08:25,851 --> 01:08:28,812
Can I have
my 30 rubles now, please?
Twenty!
888
01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:31,981
Y-Y-Yes. Sorry. Twenty.
889
01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:35,193
Twenty. Twenty. Twenty.
890
01:08:35,277 --> 01:08:37,237
Shh. Shh. Shh.
891
01:08:37,321 --> 01:08:40,698
- Again the throat.
- Here. Here's your money.
892
01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:44,494
Twenty. Thank you.
893
01:08:44,578 --> 01:08:48,289
Tell me, why are you
so interested in these chairs?
894
01:08:48,374 --> 01:08:51,709
- Shut up.
- Oh. That's the reason.
895
01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:53,795
Bye.
896
01:09:21,782 --> 01:09:23,783
Well,
897
01:09:23,868 --> 01:09:26,244
don't give up,
old friend.
898
01:09:26,328 --> 01:09:29,205
Remember the famous
899
01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:32,917
"The hungrier you get,
the tastier the meal."
900
01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:36,087
On the other hand,
901
01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:39,340
Merde!
902
01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:44,679
Thy love will banish sorrow
903
01:09:44,763 --> 01:09:49,309
Thy love shall cleanse my grief
904
01:09:49,393 --> 01:09:54,147
The sun will shine tomorrow
905
01:09:54,231 --> 01:09:59,861
My a-a-a-a-anguish
906
01:09:59,945 --> 01:10:02,906
Will be brief
907
01:10:02,990 --> 01:10:06,951
Oh, foolish man.
908
01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:09,746
Foolish, foolish
man that I am.
909
01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:13,958
I must not weep.
I must count my blessings.
910
01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:16,252
My blessings.
911
01:10:23,969 --> 01:10:26,137
I don't want to live!
912
01:10:30,643 --> 01:10:33,144
Ooh.
913
01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:36,064
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
914
01:10:38,275 --> 01:10:42,445
Thy love shall banish sorrow
915
01:10:42,529 --> 01:10:47,242
Thy love shall cleanse my grief
916
01:11:02,341 --> 01:11:04,676
The chair!
917
01:11:17,898 --> 01:11:20,233
Come down, you thief!
918
01:11:20,317 --> 01:11:22,568
Come down here
this instant!
919
01:11:22,653 --> 01:11:25,113
That's my chair!
Do you hear me?
920
01:11:25,197 --> 01:11:27,782
My chair!
921
01:11:30,494 --> 01:11:34,080
Listen, you!
That's my chair!
922
01:11:34,164 --> 01:11:38,459
Get down, you fool!
Get down! You'll kill us both!
923
01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:44,799
I want that chair.
Give me that chair!
924
01:12:29,470 --> 01:12:31,888
Oh, Lord.
925
01:12:31,972 --> 01:12:35,516
Oh, Lord,
your lamb is lost.
926
01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:39,896
Please help me.
Oh, please help me, Lord.
927
01:12:39,980 --> 01:12:42,148
Thank you.
928
01:12:56,163 --> 01:12:58,998
It's mine! Do you hear?
Mine! Mine! Mine!
929
01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:01,000
Mine! Mine!
930
01:13:01,085 --> 01:13:04,337
Very nice.
Very nice, indeed.
931
01:13:04,421 --> 01:13:06,381
A partner in the firm...
932
01:13:06,465 --> 01:13:09,467
running off with
the company's assets!
933
01:13:13,472 --> 01:13:15,723
So you wanna
play horsey, huh?
934
01:13:15,808 --> 01:13:19,143
Mine! Mine! Mine!
935
01:13:26,443 --> 01:13:28,694
Father Fyodor!
936
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:59,559
- Need a hand, mon p�re?
- Oh, come on, God!
937
01:14:15,951 --> 01:14:19,412
The chairman of the board.
938
01:14:19,538 --> 01:14:22,623
Where is he?
Yah, yah, yah!
939
01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:28,921
Yah, yah, yah!
940
01:14:29,006 --> 01:14:32,884
Ah, hate! Hate! Hate!
941
01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:37,305
God sees. God sees all.
942
01:14:37,389 --> 01:14:39,640
Why do you think
he gave me the strength...
943
01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:42,935
to climb straight up
a mountain wall
and deny the same to you?
944
01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:46,272
There must be some reason.
Yah-dee-tah-tah!
945
01:14:46,356 --> 01:14:48,858
Oh, God, how I hate him!
946
01:14:48,942 --> 01:14:51,944
He mustn't get away!
He mustn't get away!
947
01:14:52,029 --> 01:14:54,989
He mustn't get�
Mustn't get away.
Mustn't get away.
948
01:14:55,073 --> 01:14:58,034
Fear not,
my dear marshal.
949
01:14:58,118 --> 01:15:00,328
He will not get away.
950
01:15:00,412 --> 01:15:02,788
As a matter of fact,
he can't get away.
951
01:15:02,873 --> 01:15:06,167
There's no way down.
Come on. I'll show you.
Come on.
952
01:15:10,255 --> 01:15:13,508
See? No way down.
953
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:20,014
There's no way down.
954
01:15:20,098 --> 01:15:22,934
He can't get down.
He's trapped.
955
01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:26,020
He's trapped.
You're trapped!
956
01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:29,190
You're tra-a-a-apped!
Yah, yah, yah!
957
01:15:29,316 --> 01:15:32,026
Yah, yah, yah!
Yah, yah, yah!
958
01:15:32,110 --> 01:15:35,488
Yah, yah, yah, yah�
959
01:15:45,624 --> 01:15:48,584
Ah. It stopped raining.
960
01:15:50,087 --> 01:15:54,257
It's very quiet.
What do you suppose
he's doing?
961
01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:57,718
Do you think
he found the jewels?
962
01:15:57,803 --> 01:16:01,055
Shh, shh, shh.
In a moment,
963
01:16:01,139 --> 01:16:03,766
the jury will bring in
a verdict.
964
01:16:05,185 --> 01:16:09,647
Oh, Lord,
you're so strict! Oh!
965
01:16:11,775 --> 01:16:14,527
Well, the last chair
is in Moscow.
966
01:16:17,489 --> 01:16:20,741
Only 3,000 miles away.
967
01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:24,996
Come, my friend.
Let us take a stroll.
968
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:27,707
Oh, Lord!
969
01:16:27,791 --> 01:16:31,502
Oh, Lord,
if this is your pun...
970
01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:35,965
...ishment.
971
01:16:39,511 --> 01:16:41,971
How did I get here?
972
01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:49,937
There's no way down.
973
01:16:50,022 --> 01:16:52,523
There's absolutely
no way down.
974
01:16:53,567 --> 01:16:56,819
I'm gonna need a great deal
of help to get down.
975
01:17:01,241 --> 01:17:03,534
Boys!
976
01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:05,244
Oh, boys!
977
01:17:06,330 --> 01:17:10,291
Yoo-hoo! Vorobyaninov!
978
01:17:10,375 --> 01:17:13,753
I have always liked you.
You know that.
979
01:17:13,837 --> 01:17:17,298
We come from the same village.
980
01:17:17,382 --> 01:17:22,094
For 25 years,
I have been your priest.
981
01:17:22,179 --> 01:17:25,640
Oh, for Christ's sake,
get me down!
982
01:17:31,104 --> 01:17:35,941
Get... me... down!
983
01:19:51,036 --> 01:19:54,663
I'm hungry.
Where did you lose
the man with the chair?
984
01:19:54,748 --> 01:19:57,792
Look around.
Does anything look familiar?
985
01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:05,382
"The international"]
All right. Come on.
986
01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:23,150
I now officially open...
987
01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:26,320
the Moscow Railway Workers'...
988
01:20:26,404 --> 01:20:30,491
Communal House of Recreation.
989
01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:54,557
May it serve to comfort...
990
01:20:54,641 --> 01:20:58,352
those brave heroes
of Soviet transportation,
991
01:20:58,436 --> 01:21:02,356
the railway workers
of the U.S.S.R.!
992
01:21:07,028 --> 01:21:11,949
A free buffet lunch will
be served immediately.
993
01:21:24,212 --> 01:21:27,214
Come on! Come on!
There's other people waiting.
994
01:21:29,634 --> 01:21:31,635
Let's go! Let's go!
995
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:34,680
Come on! Come on!
996
01:21:37,517 --> 01:21:40,060
What are you doing?
Go on!
997
01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:44,815
I didn't get a roll.
998
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:46,901
Come on.
I didn't get a roll!
999
01:22:05,545 --> 01:22:07,504
Here.
1000
01:22:26,191 --> 01:22:29,234
Would you mind very much
if I took something from your plate?
1001
01:22:29,319 --> 01:22:31,278
I didn't get a chance
to get any food.
1002
01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:33,489
There was a greedy pig
holding up the line.
1003
01:22:37,202 --> 01:22:39,161
Animal.
1004
01:22:47,003 --> 01:22:49,380
Thirsty.
1005
01:23:23,873 --> 01:23:26,667
Ostap. Ostap!
1006
01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:29,586
Yes, old man.
1007
01:23:30,672 --> 01:23:33,007
The last chair.
1008
01:23:44,436 --> 01:23:48,522
See! We are not
the only smart ones.
1009
01:23:48,648 --> 01:23:52,276
Hello, comrades!
Hello.
1010
01:23:53,945 --> 01:23:56,447
Hello, comrades.
Welcome.
1011
01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:02,870
Maman!
1012
01:24:05,248 --> 01:24:06,790
Eat.
1013
01:24:10,712 --> 01:24:13,255
Take your eyes
off that chair.
1014
01:24:13,339 --> 01:24:15,299
I'm gonna check
the window.
1015
01:24:25,643 --> 01:24:27,603
Mm-hmm.
1016
01:24:41,534 --> 01:24:44,369
I have unfastened
the window latch,
1017
01:24:44,454 --> 01:24:48,540
and we will return tonight
after the club has closed.
1018
01:24:54,047 --> 01:24:56,006
Shh.
1019
01:25:19,864 --> 01:25:22,699
One, two, three!
1020
01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:26,328
Come on.
1021
01:25:26,412 --> 01:25:28,580
Come on!
1022
01:25:39,968 --> 01:25:43,220
Chair.
Where is the chair?
You're sitting on it.
1023
01:25:43,304 --> 01:25:46,390
Here. Come on. Let me do it.
Let me do it!
1024
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:05,742
Well? Well, well,
well, well?
1025
01:26:08,121 --> 01:26:09,872
They're not here.
1026
01:26:10,915 --> 01:26:12,332
What?
1027
01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:15,210
They're not here.
1028
01:26:15,295 --> 01:26:18,589
The jewels are not here.
1029
01:26:20,508 --> 01:26:24,261
It can't be. It can't be.
1030
01:26:24,345 --> 01:26:26,388
It can't be. Do you hear me?
1031
01:26:26,472 --> 01:26:29,016
It can't be!
1032
01:26:31,769 --> 01:26:34,229
What's going on here?
1033
01:26:36,107 --> 01:26:38,025
What are you doing?
1034
01:26:38,109 --> 01:26:42,237
Where are my jewels?
My jewels were in this chair.
1035
01:26:42,322 --> 01:26:45,407
They were your jewels?
1036
01:26:45,491 --> 01:26:49,077
What do you mean "were"?
They are.
1037
01:26:49,162 --> 01:26:52,039
Are my jewels.
Where are they?
1038
01:26:52,123 --> 01:26:55,209
Where are they?
Look around you.
1039
01:26:55,293 --> 01:26:59,421
See these chess tables,
all this fine furniture?
1040
01:26:59,505 --> 01:27:01,548
This club was built
with them.
1041
01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:03,884
When were they found?
1042
01:27:03,968 --> 01:27:08,222
Four months ago.
Right on this spot
in the old club.
1043
01:27:08,306 --> 01:27:11,058
Kaminsky was putting up
a curtain.
1044
01:27:11,142 --> 01:27:13,393
He was standing on a chair.
1045
01:27:13,478 --> 01:27:16,939
Suddenly, bang, his shoe
went right through the seat,
1046
01:27:17,023 --> 01:27:19,316
and all that stuff
came tumbling out�
1047
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:23,153
diamonds, rubies,
necklaces.
1048
01:27:24,197 --> 01:27:26,490
It was a miracle.
1049
01:27:27,825 --> 01:27:29,326
No, no.
1050
01:27:30,328 --> 01:27:32,287
They were mine.
1051
01:27:33,289 --> 01:27:35,290
Mine.
1052
01:27:47,428 --> 01:27:50,889
I'd better get the police!
1053
01:27:50,974 --> 01:27:53,141
Help! Police! Help!
1054
01:28:00,483 --> 01:28:03,777
See? See? He's mad!
You! Put that down!
1055
01:28:03,861 --> 01:28:08,240
Oh, you wanna play rough, eh?
1056
01:28:08,324 --> 01:28:10,325
That has done it.
1057
01:28:11,828 --> 01:28:14,621
Come on.
We better make tracks.
1058
01:28:14,706 --> 01:28:16,623
Never hit a policeman.
1059
01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:19,751
Never, ever
hit a policeman.
1060
01:28:40,106 --> 01:28:41,898
Halt!
1061
01:28:41,983 --> 01:28:43,859
It's too high.
The horse!
1062
01:28:43,985 --> 01:28:45,402
The horse?
Jump!
1063
01:28:46,195 --> 01:28:48,530
- Come on.
- Halt!
1064
01:28:48,614 --> 01:28:51,158
- Come on!
- Halt! Halt!
1065
01:30:26,254 --> 01:30:28,588
Why don't you
get rid of that thing?
1066
01:30:34,220 --> 01:30:36,179
Listen, old man.
1067
01:30:37,765 --> 01:30:40,434
We have got to split up.
1068
01:30:42,854 --> 01:30:45,480
It's the only
sensible thing to do.
1069
01:30:45,565 --> 01:30:48,567
The police are looking
for a handsome,
young desperado...
1070
01:30:48,651 --> 01:30:51,486
and a crazy old man
with a broken chair.
1071
01:30:52,530 --> 01:30:54,531
I think I'll do
better without you.
1072
01:30:56,534 --> 01:30:59,244
Look, what are you
shaking your head for?
1073
01:30:59,328 --> 01:31:02,289
I'm not taking a vote.
I'm telling you something.
1074
01:31:02,373 --> 01:31:05,250
This partnership is over,
dissolved, finished.
1075
01:31:05,334 --> 01:31:07,919
The company is bankrupt.
1076
01:31:10,047 --> 01:31:11,965
Look.
1077
01:31:12,049 --> 01:31:14,718
Here. Look, you maniac.
1078
01:31:14,802 --> 01:31:16,720
Three kopecks!
1079
01:31:16,804 --> 01:31:19,347
How far can we go together
on three kopecks?
1080
01:31:20,391 --> 01:31:23,852
I simply can't
afford you anymore!
1081
01:32:37,552 --> 01:32:41,680
Epilepsy, my friends!
Epilepsy!
1082
01:32:41,764 --> 01:32:44,891
The same disease
that struck down...
1083
01:32:44,976 --> 01:32:47,686
our own beloved Dostoievsky.
1084
01:32:47,770 --> 01:32:50,230
Give.
1085
01:32:50,314 --> 01:32:52,566
Give...
1086
01:32:52,650 --> 01:32:56,611
from the bottom of your hearts.76583
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