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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
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Just want to be clear,
Major Stansfield,
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our source in Afghanistan
says that the Pentagon
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has been deliberately inflating
the number of Taliban killed
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while under-reporting
the Afghan military
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who have deserted or been killed.
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- But you're saying...
- I'm saying
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this country has never been
safer from terrorists.
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We're not talking about this country.
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We're talking about Afghanistan.
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Are we winning the war?
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What we should be talking
about is the importance
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of our new sixth branch
of the military...
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The Space Force.
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Our source in Afghanistan
says that they have evidence
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that the Pentagon has
exaggerated the claims
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of Taliban containment.
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The talks with North
Korea are historic.
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Why are you dodging the question?
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You know, Ms. Brown,
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I don't have to sit here
and be hectored by you.
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If you have all the answers,
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why don't you just interview yourself?
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Put a camera on Murphy.
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Stay with her.
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The war has been going on for 17 years,
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our American men and women killed,
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countless civilian lives
lost, and billions
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- of dollars spent.
- Seriously?!
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Yeah, you just keep dodging, Mr. Major.
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- Stay with them!
- This is so cool.
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Last time I saw her move that fast,
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she was chasing a Mister
Softee truck down K Street.
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You're gonna answer my
question if I have to tail you
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all the way back to the Pentagon!
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Where the hell is the exit?
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How are you gonna get
us out of Afghanistan
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if you can't even find
your way out of here?
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Fall back. Fall back.
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I should have gone on "Hannity."
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You can't outrun me, buster.
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I've got two fake hips. I'm bionic.
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Welcome back to "Mark Clark's America."
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I'm here at Ricks' Woodworking
in Sioux City, Iowa,
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with Aaron Ricks.
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Aaron, how excited are you about
the fantastic 10% tax cut
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the president is promising
the middle class?
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Oh, please! You know what?
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If he's gonna steal my
show and my persona
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and my beard and my glasses,
at least don't let him spout
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propaganda like it's fact.
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Fantastic tax cut? Yeah, right.
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More like imaginary tax cut.
Am I right?
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Can you believe that hack?
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How you doing?
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You want a Pup-Peroni?
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Ooh, remember that trick I taught you?
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Touch.
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Ah, yes!
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Who's the most amazing-est
dog in the world?!
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Do it again. Touch.
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Yes.
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Yes!
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Avery, it's tough
enough to get to sleep
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at the time most people
are having dinner.
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And then you're yelling at the TV,
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and Benny's calling for a bellhop.
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Oh, sure. Rub it in.
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You have somewhere to be tomorrow.
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You have a job.
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Look, I-I know this is hard.
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Leaving the Wolf Network was...
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- Stupid? Impulsive? Crazy?
- Of course not.
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I mean, Wolf asked you to
read a piece of propaganda
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on the air, and you refused.
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Showing a little integrity
is never a bad career move.
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Well, tell that to my agent.
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It's been six weeks, and
the only offer I've gotten
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is to co-host a "New
Year's Eve Ball Drop"
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with Gilbert Gottfried and Mike Tyson.
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This is a temporary situation.
I mean, look at me.
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I came back after a
stint at Betty Ford.
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Even Tucker Carlson
survived looking like
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a trained bear in a bow tie
on "Dancing with the Stars."
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You watch "Dancing with the Stars"?
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I will watch any show that humiliates
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both Tucker Carlson and Rick Perry.
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Look, you just need to go
out and keep yourself busy
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and, you know... ohh, and
maybe take a shower.
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You got to give him the treat now.
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He will not be denied.
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I know Pavlov's theory.
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You would never have made
it to school on time
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if I hadn't held a plate of bacon
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- under your nose every morning.
- Oh, yeah?
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How do you think I trained you
to feed me breakfast in bed?
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You watch him, Benny. He's tricky.
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Good boy.
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I'm looking for Murphy Brown.
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Does anyone know where he is?
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I'm... him.
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Whatevs. I don't know news people.
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Who watches TV anymore?
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Yeah. I'm guessing
you're my new assistant.
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It's Jayden with a "Y."
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But, TBH, this is not how I
want to be spending my time.
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My parents... ugh! got
on my case to get a job
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after they "spent
$200,000" on my degree
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in comparative web series.
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You were supposed to
be here at 5:00 a.m.
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Oh, I thought that was a typo.
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No, I can't be here at that hour.
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Oh, and FWIW, I have to leave
early for a goat yoga class,
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which, if you don't get
there an hour in advance,
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all the best goats are taken.
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Actually, you can leave now... BYF.
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- Huh?
- Because you're fired.
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Okay. Awesome!
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Hey, who do I talk to about
getting unemployment?
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And can you call my
parents and tell them
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that it's not my fault? Thank you.
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Why does this keep happening to me?
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Okay, people, story meeting.
Gather, gather.
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Whew! Smells like office in here...
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Coffee and printer ink.
How you doing, guys?
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- Good!
- Hey!
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Avery. What are you doing here?
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You know, I was in the neighborhood,
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and I just thought I'd pop by, say hey.
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We're just starting a story meeting.
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It'll be about half an hour.
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You could wait up in my office.
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Or, you know, I could stay down
here and hang out with you guys.
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Oh. Uh, during, uh, our... Our...
our story meeting?
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What do you think, Murph?
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Well, I... If it's
okay with you, Miles.
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Since when do you check with
me to see if something's okay?
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I just now started.
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Sure, Avery, hang out.
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Great! I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee.
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So, we are getting a lot of buzz
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off of Murphy's confrontation
with Stansfield yesterday,
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and we have to follow
up on that quickly.
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How solid is your source?
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Ahmed Zahir... He's a leading official
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with the Afghan intelligence operation.
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He's been increasingly disillusioned
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by the Pentagon officials
who are misrepresenting
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what's actually happening
on the ground.
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Murphy says he has all the
documentation she needs.
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Wow. Have you seen those documents?
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'Cause that's pretty important.
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Uh, yeah, well, it... it
it would be important.
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I'm trying to reach him to
see if we can get our hands
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on the evidence and hopefully
get him on camera.
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Ooh, it's not gonna be easy.
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I imagine he's really putting
himself in jeopardy, you know?
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Right. Right.
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Excuse me. Excuse me. Ahh.
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- Uh...
- You know...
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I hear that all the guysr
in the Afghan military
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are going AWOL, like, left and right,
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and the Taliban is
surging in new recruits.
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- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.
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So, this is going to be a huge story.
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I'm gonna lobby Diana
for an hour of air time
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out of our two-hour block.
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Of course never easy with her.
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But it's another huge story
no one's paying attention to.
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Every day, our president
creates another distraction.
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There's always another
tweet from the toilet.
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You know, if he'd just add a
little more fiber to his diet,
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we'd all be a lot happier.
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But, you know, this story
could be as big a deal
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as the Pentagon Papers
were during Vietnam.
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Hey, you know, if you
want, I can get a copy
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of Neil Sheehan's book
and do a report on that.
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Um, you know, I-I actually
have a copy that Neil gave me.
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Oh.
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Um, yeah, it was back in...
in the '70s.
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We worked together at the Times.
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- You got it.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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You guys got it covered.
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Oh, God, I'm having a flashback
to being 6 years old.
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You're about to take
me into your office
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and play with Power Rangers
so I'll get out of your hair.
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- Aw.
- Don't be silly, "Avey"!
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Yeah.
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We love your ideas... and enthusiasm.
Don't we, guys?
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- Absolutely, yes.
- Wonderful.
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- So bright.
- Okay, just...
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It's making it worse, all right?
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I'm fine. I'm sorry I-I interrupted.
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I will let you guys get back to work.
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I'll try to get home
early tonight, Avery.
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All right. Thank you, Mom.
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Geez. I've got stuff I can do.
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Ah! Avery Brown.
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A little scruffy, but
smart, telegenic, young...
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- Just what CNC could use right now.
- Oh, well, I...
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Unfortunately, you trashed
your network on the air.
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Executives aren't fond
of loose cannons.
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You're toxic.
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- How tall are you?
- 6'2".
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6'2" of Kryptonite. It was
nice talking with you.
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Let's do it again in 8 to 10 months.
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Murphy, kudos on yesterday's
interview and foot race.
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Phenomenal buzz online.
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Well, there's a lot more to come.
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Diana, we would like to have an hour
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for our piece on Afghanistan.
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An hour?
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I'm sorry. Have I walked into 1979?
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We can't do an hour
on anything anymore.
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The attention span of the average
viewer is three minutes.
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Look, we've got a war that's
been going on for 17 years.
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Our government is telling us
we're winning, but we're not.
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It's Vietnam all over again,
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and this story can be
the Pentagon Papers.
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So, I'm having my morning coffee
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and my half a piece of dry
toast and three almonds,
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and you want me to sit
there for an hour
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and listen to a complicated story?
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I'm switching over to the "Today" show,
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where they're doing a piece
on a 15-foot alligator
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terrorizing people on
Trump's golf course.
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If it gets us our Afghanistan
story more time,
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I'd be happy to do a 'gator piece.
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I'm from 'gator territory.
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I think 'gator. I speak 'gator.
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I even lost my grandma to a 'gator.
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Thank you for your sacrifice, Corky.
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Diana, we need an expanded
segment on Afghanistan.
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Miles, tell her why she's wrong.
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Yes, by all means, Silverberg,
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come up to my office
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and tell me why I'm wrong.
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I think you know where my office is.
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It's the last door before the exit.
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Nothing good ever happens
to me in Diana's office.
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The last time I went up against her,
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she moved my parking
space to one underneath
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the exhaust vent from the P.F.
Chang's downstairs.
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Getting into my car was like
getting into a pork dumpling.
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You're gonna have a dumpling
in your own exhaust vent
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if you don't move it!
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I'll go talk to her, Miles,
if you don't want to.
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Look, I think one of the reasons
that we butt heads so much
249
00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:07,320
is she's actually attracted to me.
250
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:08,926
It's kinda textbook.
251
00:10:09,292 --> 00:10:12,076
I'd say kinda delusional.
252
00:10:12,628 --> 00:10:15,546
Same old story men have
been telling themselves
253
00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:18,305
ever since women invented fire.
254
00:10:21,093 --> 00:10:23,451
Hey, Miles? My source in Afghanistan...
255
00:10:23,476 --> 00:10:25,379
He still hasn't texted me back.
256
00:10:25,404 --> 00:10:26,356
Well, how long has it been?
257
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Hours.
258
00:10:27,281 --> 00:10:28,995
He's always good about texting me
259
00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:31,197
at exactly the time we agree on.
260
00:10:31,222 --> 00:10:32,421
Something's not right.
261
00:10:32,454 --> 00:10:33,466
Are you kidding me?
262
00:10:33,491 --> 00:10:35,892
I'm about to go up to
hell's front office
263
00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:39,763
and press for an hour on a
story that hinges entirely
264
00:10:39,788 --> 00:10:42,324
on a source who's disappeared?
265
00:10:42,349 --> 00:10:45,320
If I'm not back in a half an hour,
266
00:10:45,443 --> 00:10:47,550
somebody feed my cats!
267
00:10:48,643 --> 00:10:50,626
And cancel my HBO account.
268
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,662
I'll never know how
"Game of Thrones" ends.
269
00:10:56,936 --> 00:10:58,550
Hey, Phyllis, can I ask you something?
270
00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:01,352
Unless it's "Can I order
the $35 T-bone?", no.
271
00:11:01,377 --> 00:11:02,759
Kinda busy.
272
00:11:03,283 --> 00:11:07,114
Do you think I made a
mistake quitting Wolf?
273
00:11:07,139 --> 00:11:08,893
I mean, the way I did?
274
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:09,959
You stood up for your principles.
275
00:11:09,984 --> 00:11:12,317
I admire that. Stop waving.
276
00:11:12,388 --> 00:11:13,922
I see you.
277
00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:16,867
Listen, it'll all work out.
278
00:11:16,892 --> 00:11:19,084
Meanwhile, this is not Starbucks,
279
00:11:19,109 --> 00:11:21,208
so order something besides coffee
280
00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:23,058
or move your keister off that stool.
281
00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:25,280
Where is Miguel with the glasses?!
282
00:11:25,305 --> 00:11:28,747
Hello? Am I supposed to
pour the drink myself?
283
00:11:29,035 --> 00:11:32,081
Uh, you know what? What do you need?
284
00:11:32,223 --> 00:11:34,223
Um, S-Scotch, neat.
285
00:11:34,248 --> 00:11:36,479
All right. Scotch.
286
00:11:36,687 --> 00:11:38,661
Okay, here you go. Uh, wait.
287
00:11:38,686 --> 00:11:40,753
I'm being interviewed
by Mueller in an hour.
288
00:11:40,873 --> 00:11:42,406
Make it a double.
289
00:11:42,822 --> 00:11:44,883
Why don't I just leave you the bottle?
290
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,701
How about you guys? You
need a couple of refills?
291
00:11:47,726 --> 00:11:49,259
Sure. Two Pinot Noirs.
292
00:11:49,284 --> 00:11:52,561
All... right. Two Pinot Noirs.
293
00:11:53,232 --> 00:11:54,989
Hey, just wondering...
Do you have an opinion
294
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,241
on that caravan that's coming
up from Central America?
295
00:11:57,919 --> 00:11:59,852
Sorry, buddy, we're just
here to enjoy our lunch.
296
00:11:59,877 --> 00:12:02,377
Oh, sure, sure, sure. But,
you know, I'm just curious.
297
00:12:02,402 --> 00:12:03,969
I mean, do you have an opinion at all
298
00:12:03,994 --> 00:12:05,860
on the president's
immigration policies?
299
00:12:05,885 --> 00:12:09,218
Hey, aren't you the guy who went
bonkers on the Wolf Network?
300
00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:12,357
I didn't go bonkers. I
was making a point.
301
00:12:12,382 --> 00:12:15,200
Yeah, well, now you're
making minimum wage.
302
00:12:16,813 --> 00:12:19,013
I don't work here, all right?
I'm just helping out.
303
00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:20,581
Yeah, and I'm happily married.
304
00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,846
I just choose to sleep on the couch.
305
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,858
Can I get a coffee to go?
306
00:12:25,883 --> 00:12:30,251
Oh, dude, you're working
as a busboy now?
307
00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:32,593
That is harsh.
308
00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,154
No, no, no. Phyllis is
in the back, all right?
309
00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:35,349
It got busy. I'm just helping out.
310
00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:36,668
Hey, you know, we've all been there.
311
00:12:36,693 --> 00:12:38,134
Three months ago, I was unemployed,
312
00:12:38,159 --> 00:12:40,426
sharing a one-bath apartment
with six other dudes.
313
00:12:40,451 --> 00:12:41,601
It was brutal.
314
00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:43,445
There was so much hair on the soap.
315
00:12:45,255 --> 00:12:47,755
Look at me now, though.
I'm employed, insured.
316
00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:49,213
I'm paying off my student loans.
317
00:12:49,238 --> 00:12:50,466
Only 19 more years,
318
00:12:50,491 --> 00:12:52,442
and I'll be off my
mom's cellphone plan.
319
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,607
Congrats. Come on, man.
320
00:12:55,632 --> 00:12:56,864
You'll land on your feet. You're young.
321
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,366
What are you, 24, 25?
322
00:12:58,391 --> 00:12:59,792
I'm almost 29.
323
00:12:59,817 --> 00:13:01,300
Oh.
324
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,860
Wow.
325
00:13:03,885 --> 00:13:07,154
Staring down the barrel of 30
and not even a waiter yet.
326
00:13:07,534 --> 00:13:09,485
Okay, I don't work here.
327
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:11,052
Keep the change.
328
00:13:11,237 --> 00:13:13,718
What is this, a $10? I
don't need a handout.
329
00:13:13,743 --> 00:13:15,419
It's not a handout, champ.
330
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:17,276
It's a hand up.
331
00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:22,291
Yo, Avery, what are you
doing behind the bar?
332
00:13:22,316 --> 00:13:24,564
Oh, no, Pat needed a coffee, and, uh...
333
00:13:24,589 --> 00:13:26,210
I-I don't know... I don't
have anything to do.
334
00:13:26,235 --> 00:13:27,801
I guess I'm a little depressed.
335
00:13:27,826 --> 00:13:30,216
Oh, yeah. Yo, I get that.
336
00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:31,271
Yeah?
337
00:13:31,296 --> 00:13:33,629
And here I was feeling sorry for myself
338
00:13:33,654 --> 00:13:35,048
because my parents were deported.
339
00:13:35,073 --> 00:13:36,706
I'm living over a bar with Phyllis,
340
00:13:36,731 --> 00:13:37,931
who snores like a freight train
341
00:13:37,956 --> 00:13:39,576
because she has a deviated septum.
342
00:13:40,227 --> 00:13:41,514
But by all means, tell
me more about how
343
00:13:41,539 --> 00:13:44,197
you blew your shot at your
own prime-time TV show.
344
00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:46,910
Did I tell you my dog has wheels?
345
00:13:46,935 --> 00:13:48,615
- Yes.
- Okay.
346
00:13:49,021 --> 00:13:51,030
Just gonna go sit over there.
347
00:13:51,055 --> 00:13:54,290
I don't know, Miles!
He's just evaporated.
348
00:13:54,316 --> 00:13:55,982
I mean, he's an informant.
349
00:13:56,007 --> 00:13:58,098
He probably thinks people are onto him.
350
00:13:58,123 --> 00:13:59,812
He's gone underground.
351
00:13:59,837 --> 00:14:01,287
Six feet under is where I'm gonna be
352
00:14:01,312 --> 00:14:03,170
if we don't get this
story back on track.
353
00:14:03,195 --> 00:14:05,594
I got us the hour, but I
had to buy four tickets
354
00:14:05,619 --> 00:14:07,498
for a play Diana's niece is doing...
355
00:14:07,693 --> 00:14:09,026
"The Vagina Monologues."
356
00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:10,258
Her niece is 12.
357
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,083
It's just gonna be very uncomfortable.
358
00:14:12,663 --> 00:14:16,129
Oh, look, there's Avery! Again.
359
00:14:16,977 --> 00:14:18,576
I think he feels bad about crashing
360
00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:20,708
our story meeting this morning.
361
00:14:20,846 --> 00:14:22,946
We should invite him over here.
362
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,226
Oh, for God's sake, how
long before one of you
363
00:14:34,251 --> 00:14:37,796
pretends to be trapped
in an invisible box?
364
00:14:38,737 --> 00:14:40,470
Get your ass over here.
365
00:14:40,495 --> 00:14:43,129
All right. Hey, guys.
Listen, I'm sorry.
366
00:14:43,163 --> 00:14:44,186
I promise that I will not
367
00:14:44,211 --> 00:14:46,872
stick my nose into your story again.
368
00:14:46,897 --> 00:14:48,856
Well, there may not be a story.
369
00:14:48,881 --> 00:14:50,277
My source has gone dark.
370
00:14:50,302 --> 00:14:52,038
You're kidding. Wow.
371
00:14:52,063 --> 00:14:54,208
Do you have any more resources that...
372
00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:55,651
Crap. I'm doing it again.
373
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,674
Well, you mean resources to track him?
374
00:14:58,699 --> 00:15:01,361
20 years ago, we would
have, but nowadays,
375
00:15:01,386 --> 00:15:03,786
we mostly have to
depend on freelancers.
376
00:15:03,811 --> 00:15:06,431
Back then, all the networks had
bureaus all over the world,
377
00:15:06,456 --> 00:15:08,356
staffed with reporters
who knew the territory
378
00:15:08,381 --> 00:15:11,553
and had Rolodexes just
filled with contacts.
379
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,052
When I came on, they
had just moved news
380
00:15:13,077 --> 00:15:14,615
into the entertainment division.
381
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:17,281
Those bureaus weren't
"cost-effective" anymore.
382
00:15:17,306 --> 00:15:18,247
Yeah, that's right.
383
00:15:18,272 --> 00:15:20,646
Listen, when CBS sent
Cronkite to Vietnam,
384
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,549
it changed the course of the war.
385
00:15:22,574 --> 00:15:26,242
He came back, went on the air
in front of 40 million people,
386
00:15:26,267 --> 00:15:28,034
and told the country we were losing.
387
00:15:28,059 --> 00:15:29,252
LBJ heard that.
388
00:15:29,277 --> 00:15:31,344
He said, "Look, if I've lost Cronkite,
389
00:15:31,505 --> 00:15:34,016
I've lost Middle America," and
that started the pullout.
390
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:36,630
That's the kind of impact
a journalist can have.
391
00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:38,772
This story could have
that kind of impact,
392
00:15:38,797 --> 00:15:40,708
but now we have to do
it all long-distance
393
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:43,123
with cellphones and computers.
394
00:15:43,273 --> 00:15:44,625
God, I miss the old days.
395
00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:46,735
That's when a reporter
made their bones.
396
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,589
You'd pack in 10 minutes,
397
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,785
hop on a flight to God knows where.
398
00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:52,536
Your adrenalin was always pumping.
399
00:15:52,561 --> 00:15:54,323
And then there was the camaraderie.
400
00:15:54,348 --> 00:15:57,052
I mean, you could be in some
crazy, dangerous place,
401
00:15:57,077 --> 00:15:59,011
but still, you bonded together.
402
00:15:59,036 --> 00:16:00,171
You found the right bar.
403
00:16:01,007 --> 00:16:02,705
And you shared information.
404
00:16:02,821 --> 00:16:05,447
You guys make it sound so exciting...
405
00:16:05,685 --> 00:16:07,594
except the "10 minutes to pack" part.
406
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:11,297
I have never been able to pack
in under a day and a half.
407
00:16:11,481 --> 00:16:13,510
I need a minimum of three bags.
408
00:16:13,535 --> 00:16:15,390
I lay my clothes out the night before.
409
00:16:15,415 --> 00:16:18,484
I put tissue paper between the
layers to avoid wrinkling.
410
00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:21,093
Honest to God, I see
Christiane Amanpour
411
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,053
in some strange part of the world,
412
00:16:23,078 --> 00:16:25,956
and I just want to take a
portable steamer to her.
413
00:16:26,894 --> 00:16:29,361
I feel bad for the young
journalists coming up.
414
00:16:29,386 --> 00:16:32,023
They will never know what
it's like to be shoved
415
00:16:32,048 --> 00:16:33,544
into the back of a van blindfolded
416
00:16:33,569 --> 00:16:35,224
and driven to an undisclosed location.
417
00:16:35,249 --> 00:16:36,294
Oh, yeah.
418
00:16:36,319 --> 00:16:38,467
- Good times.
- That was fun.
419
00:16:39,979 --> 00:16:42,246
Ah. Well, you guys, you
know, I could stay here
420
00:16:42,271 --> 00:16:44,328
and listen to this stuff all day long,
421
00:16:44,353 --> 00:16:46,953
but I have a dog at home
that I need to go walk.
422
00:16:46,986 --> 00:16:48,521
So, thanks for letting me hang out.
423
00:16:48,554 --> 00:16:49,587
- I will see you later.
- Mm-hmm.
424
00:16:49,612 --> 00:16:51,214
- See, you buddy.
- Bye, Avery.
425
00:16:51,239 --> 00:16:52,138
Take care, man.
426
00:16:52,163 --> 00:16:54,571
Hey, uh, Phyllis, can we
get some menus, please?
427
00:16:55,428 --> 00:16:57,227
Let me ask you something.
428
00:16:58,190 --> 00:17:00,621
What the hell do you need a menu for?
429
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,451
It hasn't changed in 40 years.
430
00:17:03,476 --> 00:17:05,379
Figure out whatever the hell you want,
431
00:17:05,404 --> 00:17:08,310
and I will give you
whatever the hell I got.
432
00:17:20,927 --> 00:17:23,080
Coming!
433
00:17:24,615 --> 00:17:26,206
What do you want now?
434
00:17:26,232 --> 00:17:27,903
Another Snausage?
435
00:17:27,928 --> 00:17:29,552
How many have you had?
436
00:17:30,465 --> 00:17:33,597
Okay. This is the last one.
437
00:17:39,795 --> 00:17:42,663
I said I don't have any more!
438
00:17:46,207 --> 00:17:48,523
This is just abusive.
439
00:17:48,548 --> 00:17:50,208
Here's a piece of cheese.
440
00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:52,900
But you have to chew it... like this.
441
00:17:58,091 --> 00:18:01,310
This is pretty good. What
am I wasting it on you for?
442
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,291
Avery! It's 8:00!
443
00:18:06,316 --> 00:18:08,479
You want to grab a burger with me?
444
00:18:10,332 --> 00:18:12,566
Probably has his ear buds in.
445
00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:25,596
Avery?
446
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,968
I can come back if you're
doing something private.
447
00:18:30,105 --> 00:18:32,294
Well, if I were, you would
have killed the mood.
448
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,398
Come on in.
449
00:18:33,423 --> 00:18:35,421
I didn't mean to be dismissive before.
450
00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:37,109
I know it's hard when you're...
451
00:18:37,134 --> 00:18:39,068
Oh, you're packing.
452
00:18:39,093 --> 00:18:40,553
You're going somewhere. Are
you gonna visit friends?
453
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:43,355
That's a great idea. Take
your mind off things.
454
00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:44,874
Where are you going?
455
00:18:45,265 --> 00:18:47,419
Afghanistan.
456
00:18:47,444 --> 00:18:50,779
Well, who needs Fort Lauderdale
when you've got Kandahar?
457
00:18:50,804 --> 00:18:52,518
No, really. Where are you going?
458
00:18:52,563 --> 00:18:53,829
I'm not kidding.
459
00:18:53,886 --> 00:18:55,390
You need someone to find your source,
460
00:18:55,415 --> 00:18:57,849
and I need something to make me
feel like a journalist again.
461
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,173
Well, you don't have
to go to Afghanistan
462
00:19:00,198 --> 00:19:01,397
to feel like a journalist.
463
00:19:01,429 --> 00:19:03,552
There are tons of stories here.
464
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,346
And tons of journalists to do them.
465
00:19:05,371 --> 00:19:08,710
Look, you know, a lot of people
think that this war is over.
466
00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:10,506
That's how little attention
it's getting lately.
467
00:19:10,531 --> 00:19:12,201
But if your story makes it to air,
468
00:19:12,226 --> 00:19:14,237
the truth will come out.
469
00:19:14,262 --> 00:19:15,296
This is crazy.
470
00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:17,578
You're walking into one of
the most dangerous places
471
00:19:17,603 --> 00:19:19,900
in the world with no support system,
472
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,022
no network resources, no connections.
473
00:19:22,048 --> 00:19:23,865
I had a pretty busy few hours.
474
00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:25,399
I got a visa through the consulate.
475
00:19:25,424 --> 00:19:26,834
I made contact with the
Kabul chief of police
476
00:19:26,859 --> 00:19:28,329
to get updates on what roads are safe.
477
00:19:28,354 --> 00:19:30,715
I got a contact number for
the malik just in case
478
00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:32,840
I need help, got a
translator, got a driver.
479
00:19:32,865 --> 00:19:34,212
I researched the nearby airstrips
480
00:19:34,237 --> 00:19:35,828
just in case I need to get evacuated.
481
00:19:35,853 --> 00:19:37,217
I don't know how you guys ever did this
482
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:38,842
without cellphones and the Internet.
483
00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:42,341
That's it. I am suspending
your computer privileges.
484
00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:43,281
Mom...
485
00:19:44,306 --> 00:19:45,713
Avery, you can't do this.
486
00:19:45,738 --> 00:19:46,741
Well, tell me you wouldn't have done
487
00:19:46,781 --> 00:19:48,052
the same thing when you were my age.
488
00:19:48,077 --> 00:19:49,877
Well, this is different.
489
00:19:49,902 --> 00:19:52,498
Why? Because you're my son.
490
00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:57,464
I promise I will be careful, okay?
491
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:58,980
I will call you every day to check in
492
00:19:59,005 --> 00:20:01,089
to let you know that I am safe.
493
00:20:01,553 --> 00:20:03,562
But I need to do this.
494
00:20:05,107 --> 00:20:06,599
What... What about the dog?
495
00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:07,990
You can't leave me with him.
496
00:20:08,015 --> 00:20:09,883
I just stole cheese from him.
497
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:12,658
There's no end to what I'm capable of.
498
00:20:12,903 --> 00:20:15,304
I think you'll both be okay.
499
00:20:15,329 --> 00:20:16,495
And so will I.
500
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,764
You said it yourself... I'm your son.
501
00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:23,073
Bye, Benny Brown. You
take care of her, okay?
502
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,694
And if she forgets to feed
you, you just chew on her leg.
503
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,205
It worked for me.
504
00:20:27,505 --> 00:20:28,571
Avery...
505
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I know.
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00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:31,684
I love you, too.
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00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,421
Tell me about it.
508
00:20:49,446 --> 00:20:52,851
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