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Little aches and pains come back at you.

So you'd sit in a rocking chair and hurt

- or you could be on AT and hurt. - Right.

♪ Moonlight shining through the trees ♪

♪ Moonlight shining down on me

♪ Lights the way for lovers in the dark ♪

♪ Moonbeams dance on rain-drenched trees ♪

♪ Sparkle for our eyes to see

♪ Moonlight shine on down and shine on me ♪

You want me to go with it? Or do you want to go?

I think tell it to them. You got it.

Well, the thing is that I was peeing and he was taking a big shit.

- That's really it. - What? Stop. You can't tell it like that.

- Why not? - You skipped like the best parts of the story. There's...

- It's more elaborate than that? - Yeah.

Yeah. There's more, more.

Well, there more pieces to the story.

- You also don't want to tell it, stop. - Right.

- OK, you want the details. - Yeah. Yeah.

- OK, the thing is that... - Get into it.

...he was trying really hard

for that shit, like making all that crazy noises.

- You know, like... - Oh, my God. I don't sound like that.

I know how you sound. And I was, "What the fuck, a bear!

- A bear!" - A crazy beast, yeah.

You know, it was like a bear and then he...

You know the go...

- How you say that, goat? - Yeah.

They... the shit goes... It's like plop, plop, plop.

Was it... but it was big?

He's like...

Maybe it was like the final thing, right?

He didn't think anybody was watching.

- No. - All right, yeah, OK.

That's pretty much the whole story.

Basically, I just took a shit next to where

she was tasking a piss. And then, yeah.

But so that kind of cleared up most of the confusion.

- And then... uh... - And that's it.

- Yeah, that's mostly it. - That's our story.

Then I said sorry for being so weird.

And then she read my palms.

- Ah. That's fucking great. - Yeah.

Are you guys together? Are you guys with each other every day?

- Yeah. - Um, yeah.

- Hiking. - Yeah, pretty much.

Aw, you're turning like redder and redder.

- Who? - You are.

You can't just say I'm blushing to embarrass me.

I didn't mean to embarrass you.

- Why are you blushing? - You guys are in love.

No, we're not a couple.

- I'm so sorry. - Missed the mark on that one.

- Don't be sorry. - I'm so sorry.

- Hex. Nice. - Oh, my gosh.

- Hex. - No. It's fine. No problem. Why is it a big deal?

It's OK. We're friends.

- How long... - It's all right.

So you guys are all hiking togeth...

How long have you known each other?

- Jesus, three days ago. - Yeah.

- Sounds about right. - Three days ago. Yeah.

- Cool. - Time moves differently here.

- It does. - It's all a blur.

- Hi. - Hi, how are you?

- I'm Flop. - Hex.

- Lake. - Dragon.

- I'm Bluebird. - Aliza.

- Nice to meet y'all. - Are you doing... are you a section hiker?

- Oh, no, no. The whole thing. Maine. - Nice.

- How is it going? - It's great.

- Yeah? - Mm-hm.

- You have an accent. - Yeah. I'm from Spain.

Oh, cool. Are you like, um, living here now or...?

I mean, not like physically literally here, here.

- But in the... - My partner's family live here.

- Oh, OK. - Are you... are you solo hiking?

- Yes. Uh-huh, I am. - How long?

How... Oh, um, usually, you know, it's...

it's just been me from the beginning.

Me too. I mean, I was hiking solo too at first.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

Well, I mean, are you...

are y'all just like a big hiking happy...

Sort of. Yeah, well, I mean, me and Bluebird met up,

uh, a little while ago.

And then we were hiking with some older people

and then one of them got hurt and then just now met these folks.

- Just now, yeah. - That's how that goes.

Sure you don't want to join us?

No. You know...

Do you, like, not grow leg hair?

- What? - I've just never seen you shave, that's all.

Oh, no, because I got lasered a few years ago.

So it doesn't grow anywhere.

Is that just 'cause, or, uh,

was Pol not into le bush?

- You OK? - Yeah. I just want to be alone for a bit.

What does he do?

- Pol? - Uh-huh.

He's an engineer.

Does he want to have kids?

Kids? Kids?

- Do you? - Do I want to have kids?

No.

So you don't want kids?

- No. - Why?

Because it's complicated.

OK.

I'm afraid of heights.

Hey! What are you... stop!

What the fuck are you doing? Come on!

Great.

You know my chips are down there, right?

- What? - My bag of chips is right there.

What the fuck are you talking about now?

In my pack! Right at the bottom of the fucking tower.

- What do you mean? - So what?

So I don't want your dead body to fall and crush my chips up.

OK. Should I... should I fall that way?

- Is this way OK for you? - Wait, wait, wait. Come over this way a little bit.

- OK, yeah. - Right here. That's a good fucking spot.

- You like it? OK, thank you. - Go for it.

- Thank you. - Whoa! Don't! Don't!

You OK?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Can I go now?

Yeah, I said you can go as long as you fall left of my chips.

We'll make sure your chips are OK.

Thank you.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Whoa! Whoa!

Fuck you, chips!

- Hey. - Whoa! Oh! Oh!

- Hey. - Hey.

- There's a lot. - Yeah.

- Wait, look at me? - What?

Look at me for a second. Now, close your eyes.

- Why? - Now, open your mouth.

What?

Would you just close your eyes and open your mouth?

- Three seconds. - OK.

- You're going to die, dude! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Sorry! I'm sorry!

I'm sorry! Got blackberries in my nose!

- This is my torture! - No!

OK. I'm sorry.

Look at me. Look at me.

♪ B double, E double R U N Beer run ♪

♪ B double, E double R U N Beer run ♪

♪ All you need is a ten and a fiver ♪

♪ A car, a key and a sober driver ♪

♪ B double, E double R U N Beer run ♪

- Whoo! - Yee-haw!

- Again! - Nice!

- Let me see if I know something. - Let's hear something.

Um... yeah, I can play ♪ B double, E double R U N

No! Not that one, please!

♪ R U N, beer run

- You know what? You're tired of it. Already? - Forever.

Not that one.

- Mm! - Hm...

I don't know. I mean, it's kind of awkward.

I can't play a serious one after that.

No, yeah, yeah, yeah. We want one serious. We want one serious.

- It's gonna bring the mood down. - Do it! Do it! Do it!

- Do it, do it, do it, do it! - Wow. OK.

- You asked for it. - Yeah.

♪ I was walking with your left hand in my back pocket ♪

♪ And I stared at the sky while you kissed me ♪

♪ And you were running away

♪ Away from everything

♪ And I stayed behind so you missed me ♪

♪ And while these words may sound so sweet ♪

Oh, shit.

♪ I could care less about you

♪ Care less about you

♪ And how I love the sound of you walking away ♪

♪ Now I'm seeing clearer

♪ And I'm getting closer

♪ And I'm finding out just who I am ♪

♪ Without you in the way

♪ So hold me

♪ But only

♪ For today

♪ Despite my best ambitions

♪ I get into the worst situations ♪

♪ And here I am crystal clean

♪ And all the nights are lonely ♪

♪ The words I say to you are phony ♪

♪ Because there's nothing left to say ♪

♪ All these words sound so sweet ♪

♪ And I could care less about you ♪

♪ Care less about you

♪ And how I love the sound of you walking away ♪

♪ And I'm getting closer

♪ And I'm seeing clearer

♪ And I... to finding out just who I am ♪

♪ Without you in the way

♪ So hold me

♪ But only

♪ For today

That was good. Man.

Told you it was going to change up the vibe.

I'm cool with those vibes.

Sorry. Your hair was going to catch on fire.

I think Homeboy's asleep.

- Do you want any? - No.

- No. Sh. - What?

Sh. Homeboy's asleep. No.

No!

He's still sleeping.

- I don't care about anything. - Wow.

- What? - Sh.

I'm drawing you.

No. No.

No.

- You don't want any ramen? - No.

OK.

Ah!

My back feels like shit!

- You want me to crack it? - Oh! What?

What are you, a frog? Get up.

Come on. Don't do that.

All right.

Face this way. Ow! Don't.

- Don't. - No biting. Don't.

- You're smashing my tit. - I'm sorry.

- Ahh! - You have to cooperate.

- You have smashed my... - Do you want me to do this?

One... one minute for the tit, please.

- Shh! Homeboy. - I know.

- Across your chest? - Yeah, like this.

Hold on. OK.

Wait, you're sure you know how to do it?

- Yes. - OK, sign this paper.

- What? - Now put your arms like this.

What the fuck? You spit on me.

- What the fuck was that? - It went pa pa pa pa pa!

- That's shit. - Why?

I heard it. I hear it.

What? I'm a doctor.

I see your... I've seen your butt.

- You asked. You asked. - Give me my fucking money back!

- You didn't pay me shit. - Yeah, you are a doctor,

so give me my fucking money back.

Are you saying I'm not a good doctor?

Yeah. Give me five!

Rock and roll.

- What? - Nothing.

Nothing.

I'm going to come off the trail at the next town.

Really?

Yeah. I...

- I just decided I want to. - Seriously?

Yeah, it's what I want to do.

- Because of earlier? - No.

No. You didn't do anything.

OK.

- Well, I'm sorry, I mean... - No.

You have nothing... nothing to be sorry for.

OK, but you, um...

I mean, you're serious. This is not like a joke or anything?

I'm sorry.

I didn't know when to bring it up.

I'm sorry. It's not because of earlier?

- No. - No?

No, it's not because of earlier.

It's not because of earlier.

- It's not? - No.

I've been thinking about it for awhile.

Since when?

I mean, you've been thinking about it for a while?

Sh.

We'll talk tomorrow.

OK? We talk tomorrow.

What are you writing?

So far I have Lake Nobo.

Then I drew a little lightning bolt.

So do you just want me to, like, say goodbye and that's it?

Just like, "Party on, Wayne."

And that's it? I just don't... I don't know what you want.

Can we try to enjoy today, and that's it?

- Yo. How's it going? - Hey.

Pretty good. Pretty good.

Is there... is there room?

- Are you OK? - What? Yeah.

I just have a rock or a stick or something.

- This is Cheese. I'm Hermes. - Hey.

- I'm Bluebird. - Lake.

- Morning, guys. - Hey, Bluebird.

You fellers hungry?

- Y'all hiking together? - Yeah.

Yeah? Going all the way up?

- Mm-hm. - Nice.

Yeah. Well...

I think she's quitting and going home like tomorrow.

You're quitting? Are you...

Are you just like not feeling it or...

No, it's not... it's not like that.

- OK, yeah. - It happens.

No. No, it's not like that.

Yeah, it's just more like shear bravery and courage mostly.

- Courage? - I don't know, you tell me.

No, you tell me. You know everything, right?

I guess so.

Stop.

What did you mean by "Party on, Wayne" before?

You've never seen that movie?

No.

Well, it's about these guys and they have this cable show.

And when they sign off they say, "Party on, Wayne" or, "Party on, Garth."

- It's just a stupid thing. - OK.

We are doing such a great job enjoying today.

- I am, actually. - Oh, yeah?

Yeah, because I get to meet up with Cheese and Hermes later.

Hey, do you still keep a journal?

No, I ran out of space.

Yeah, but you still have it, right?

Yeah.

Would you read me something you've written here?

- No. - Why not?

Because I don't want to.

Could you just look and see if something is acceptable to read?

Sit up.

Can you give me some context first?

Yeah, um... that's from when we first got here.

- Here, like the U.S.? - Yeah.

OK.

And then I spent some days

in California by myself.

And then I wrote that.

I was swimming a lot in the ocean.

You won't get it.

Really? What, it's too deep for me?

Maybe.

OK. We'll see.

- And that's it. - Hm.

It was really good.

You got it?

Got like...

And...

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Very good. - Thanks.

Can you just give me a... like, a quick recap in English?

Yeah. Quick recap is basically that...

Mm...

Is that... that I need no one.

And it's OK.

I don't think I've ever felt that way.

Do you still... do you still feel that way?

That you will never need anyone?

I mean, it's not like I hate everybody.

- You know? - I don't know.

I mean, I feel like I needed you or someone after my dad left.

I mean, I thought that was why we started hiking together.

I started hiking with you because I wanted to,

not because I needed.

Yeah, but...

I mean, now you're going...

you're leaving to go be with your husband. That...

seems kind of contradictory.

I don't know.

Did you have some sort of epiphany or something?

I mean, is...

Is the next journal entry about that?

Where is that one?

Um... I ran out of space.

I mean, you could just tell me.

What are you so upset about?

I'm not. I'm not upset. I just...

I don't know, I've never felt like that

or thought about that, really.

Never, like someone telling you...

I know you probably think I'm really stupid and shallow

because I'm not like as aware or something as you, but...

I'm not thinking that you're stupid.

It's just every time I try to put my feelings into words

it just sounds fucking stupid.

It's not fucking stupid.

And I sound fucking stupid every fucking day of my fucking life.

And that's OK. I mean, that's... that's OK.

And don't say that. I mean, that's fucking bullshit.

Like the song yesterday.

What?

I've never had to pee that bad in my whole life.

And I couldn't leave.

That was amazing.

At the end, you cured me of urination.

- Really? - Yeah.

- What? - Nothing.

I mean, I have been known to dampen the panties.

You did the opposite. You cured me of urination, so...

- Oh, right. Yeah. - ...my panties were there

the whole time.

You know, like a sponge?

Like Bob Esponja.

- Like what? - Bob Esponja.

It's a sponge that lives inside the ocean

- and it looks like cheese. - Wait.

Are you talking about SpongeBob?

- Yeah. That's a name? - Yeah. Oh, my God.

SpongeBob, is that better Bob Sponge?

Bob Esponja.

- Bob Esponja. - Yeah.

Yeah, I'd love some. Oh, my God.

- You want some too, sweetheart? - Yeah.

- Yeah, I want some. - We're starving.

All right. I figured on a trail like that,

- you would be tired and hungry. - Thank you.

And... help yourself. I've got water and coffee.

- You have coffee? - Oh, I have coffee, yes.

See, I make the best coffee too to go along with the best chili.

Now, where else you going to get a greeting like this?

- I don't know. - I mean, when you got the best, you got it.

- Lake, I'm glad to meet you. - Bluebird.

- Blueberry. Oh, I love blueberries. - Yeah.

- Bluebird. - Oh. I'll fly with you.

- Can I give you an angel? - An angel? What is it?

Yeah. Here, let me give you an angel to put on.

Yellow is for boy because he's shy of girls.

The white is for girl because she's pure.

- 'Cause God loves you. - Thank you.

I come down here to serve people because I like giving to others

and help them. Especially when you come down that trail, you are cold.

- Yeah. - You're... you're tired.

And you're hungry. And you got a long way to go

to get something to eat. It's whiskey.

- Whiskey. - Yeah, I just give you a little bit.

- Oh! - And I can't drink. I don't drink.

- But a friend of mine gave that to me. - You're a lifesaver.

I want to share it with you. If you like,

I'll give you the rest of it to take with you.

But promise me one thing. You just drink what I gave you here, no more than that.

And do it in medicinable purposes.

And you'll be so much healthier, happier and sleepier.

- Thank you very much. - You got a good woman there. Listen to her.

- I know. I try to. - She's trying to protect you.

She's trying to be good to you.

And she doesn't want you getting drunk.

- There you go, girl. - I won't get too drunk. I won't get too drunk.

- I'll make it last until... - No, really, it's not necessary. It's not necessary.

This is going to last me all the way to Maine.

- All the way to Maine? - All the way to the end of the trail.

I'll take the very last shot as soon as we finish.

- No. Come on. Just... - You can have some of it too.

I'm not going to drink it all myself.

Hey, we should have a fire tonight.

- Why? - Because it's your last night.

You're not tired?

I wish you the best of luck. And if you get too cold,

you know, just throw some clothes on. It's not worth it.

- We'll see. - OK.

Alrighty, hey. One more time.

Oh, Ratman, Ratman. Yeah, Lake?

- Lake, yeah. - What's your real name?

- It doesn't matter. - You're right, it doesn't matter.

- Good luck out there, man. - You too.

Be safe. Follow your heart.

You should get a phone tomorrow in town. Just in case.

I actually wasn't thinking about going into town.

Why not?

There's really no point.

I mean, I've got enough food for a few more days.

Do you want me to?

I don't know, it's up to you.

Would you use mine if I give it to you?

- Your phone? - Yeah.

No. It's yours. And plus, I don't really need it.

Well, actually you need it. I mean, you're in the middle of fucking nothing.

So just in case if some something happens, you need it.

You don't have to use it. I never use mine, but...

Sounds like I really need it then.

OK, then don't. OK?

- You want to try some of that whiskey? - No.

To cell phones.

- Wait. - What?

- You cannot drink yet. - Well, you didn't want to toast.

- I don't have to wait for you. - I don't want to cheers to cell phones.

To Maine.

To Maine.

To Maine.

You know, I was thinking before that it's hard for me to think

about you outside of here.

- Why? - I don't know.

Because maybe I... I met you here and I've seen you just hiking here.

And... I know you like that. And... I don't know.

Cannot imagine you in a...

swimming pool, for example.

That's funny.

So what would you do after?

What is that?

Ah, I had a tick.

- On your leg? - No, my head.

Oh, fuck me.

After, uh... I don't know.

I got to figure it out, I guess.

But have you ever had a job, like...?

Yeah, I've had a job.

I'm not like one of those trust fund hikers or something.

You know? I've had lots of jobs.

- Oh, yeah, lots of jobs? - Yeah.

Yeah. I... I was a minor league baseball team mascot.

- Really? - Uh-huh. I...

delivered those prepackaged sandwiches to gas stations.

Stop.

I did a carriage tour in Charleston for one summer.

And then, um, and then I did the cruise ship thing for one year.

You were a mascot?

Wally T. Warthog, yeah.

- What is it, a bear? - No, it's a...

It's a hog... a warthog, like a mean pig.

- A mean pig? - Yeah.

Ah. I've seen it. Like with teeth.

- Yeah. - It's ugly.

Were you dancing?

You know, where they go like...

- With a big head. - Uh-huh.

They say, "And now, our team mascot,

Wally T. Warthog!"

I'd run out and I'd go...

"Wally!

I love you, Wally!

Blow me, Wally!"

Or wait, "I want to blow you, Wally!"

No way. Shut the fuck up.

It was something like that.

Why were you doing all these jobs?

Well, I had like a weird financial situation when I was growing up.

Why?

I don't know if they do this in Spain,

but here if one of your parents dies

when you're really young, then, um, the government

will send you checks every month till your 18.

Hey, do you want to play a game?

- Is it a man? - Well, yeah.

- Am I a woman? - No.

Am I... am I a... spaceship?

A what? You're not a fucking spaceship.

- I'm an old witch. - No!

- You're not an old witch. - I'm an old witch.

- Wally witch... - And I have to....

- Wait, I need a pot. - You are a fucking pig.

- Ow! - You are a fucking pig.

- What the fuck? - You have to get lower.

I think you are the worst Wally Bear thing...

- Bend your knees. - ...you've ever had.

Let's go find a bear. Let's go kill a bear.

OK. Let's go.

That's... that was great. You don't spit.

- You don't spit. - It was a poop.

That was so weird.

Are you there?

Did you ever read that children's book?

It has a little dopey bird in it.

And he hatches one day when his mom,

also a bird,

is out to get some worms.

And so he goes around...

I don't know how, 'cause most little babies can't walk.

But this little baby can.

And so he goes around, he goes up to this cat.

And he asks the cat, "Are you my mom?"

And the cat says, "Nope."

So then he goes over to the dog.

And asks the dog, "Are you my mom?"

The dog says no.

So then he goes over to the cow.

And he asked the cow, "Are you my mom?"

- Hi. - Hi.

I can't have kids.

What?

I can't have kids.

Even if I wanted to. It doesn't work right.

Look at me.

So, what does the cow say?

"How could I be your mom?

I'm a cow."

- Hey! - Hey, how you doing?

- Good. - Need a ride, I take it?

- Yeah. - OK.

I'm kind of piled up here,

so if you don't mind hopping in back.

- Yeah, sure, great. - OK, all right.

Not going far, but I'll help you what I can.

All right. Are you going through Daleville?

- Uh, sure, sure, I can do that. Yeah. - Yeah?

- Hop in, hop in. - Good.

- Thanks. - Jump in.

Move what you got to move back there.

- Thank you so much. - You bet. You got it.

Find yourself a spot. Hey, buddy, how you doing?

- I'm good, how are you? - Great.

- How's the hike been? - Not too bad.

- Thanks for the ride. - All right, settle in.

Everybody good?

- Yeah. - OK.

- Come on in. - Thank you.

Do you mind if we take this table?

Sit anywhere you want to, darlin'. I ain't picky at all.

Thank you.

- Thanks. - Howdy, howdy.

Everybody doing OK this morning?

What you want to drink, sweetie?

Uh, coffee and water.

All right. How about you, sweetie?

- Same. - All right.

You want to look at that there menu for a minute,

or you know what you want, darlin'?

Uh... do you have eggs?

Oh, sure. How do you like 'em cooked?

- Scrambled. - Alrighty.

- How about you, sweetie? - I'm OK for now, thanks.

- All that hiking and no food? - Yeah.

- I'll be back, darlin'. - OK.

Howdy. Come on in, pick you a spot and I'll be right with you.

I think after this, we... we should say goodbye.

Here you go, sweetie.

- Thanks. - You're so welcome.

Them there eggs will be done here in just a minute.

- OK, thanks. - And I'll be right back out with them, OK?

You change your mind, I'll feed you, darlin'.

You should eat something.

- Will you take the phone? - No.

I didn't know you were coming off the trail.

Jesus. Are you serious?

I didn't... I didn't know it.

You didn't know?

Sorry.

OK.

- Hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Excuse me.

- Where's your restroom? - Right through them there doors, darlin'.

You're so welcome.

- Sorry. - Oh, I'm sorry.

No, it's OK.

How you doing?

You OK?

I'm Spencer.

Nice to meet you.

Where you from?

Guess what?

If you are wrong, you fly away.

Should I run over these deputy sheriffs or just let them be there dumb?

How's your hiking going?

Two weeks I was in the hospital.

Gosh, that's terrible, huh? What? Did you get bad food?

- I had a tick. - Oh.

Uh, was it the one that carries the Lyme disease.

- Yeah. - Oh, shucks. Are you OK now?

- Perfect. - Oh, well, that's one good thing.

You meet some extremely nice people on the trail.

I'm not worried about that. I just want to make it, you know?

- Yeah. - I just want to go there and make it.

You know, you have certain phases in life that you want...

You don't want to be tied down and then you have times

that you want to settle down and do nothing but go to work,

come home and spend time with your... your wife.

And... but you have to make your mind up in your young years,

what's more important to you.

And if marriage is the most important thing

and raising a family, and at one time,

you know, I thought that was it.

Then my first wife, she got on prescription drugs

and really got bad and stuff.

And, you know, imagining things,

which was far from truth and stuff.

And there's a house I built.

The rest is unpleasant history for the second wife.

So that does end.

I'm educated and all that, so if a third ever comes along,

it should be a charm.

- Are you happy now? - Yeah.

- Yeah, I am. - That's it.

Yeah, you know, I'm real happy,

because...

I do about everything I want to do.

Other than that, I have a good friend or two.

And, you know, and I ride my horses

and shoot my gun, and work like hell.

Subtitles by explosiveskull

♪ I was walking with you

♪ Left hand in my back pocket

♪ And I stared at the sky while you kissed me ♪

♪ And you were running away

♪ Away from everything

♪ And I stayed behind so you'd miss me ♪

♪ And while these words may sound so sweet ♪

♪ I could care less about you

♪ Care less about you

♪ And how I love the sound

♪ Of you walking away

♪ And I can see clearer

♪ And I'm getting closer

♪ To finding out just who I am ♪

♪ Without you in the way

♪ So hold me

♪ But only

♪ For today

♪ Despite my best ambitions

♪ I get into the worst situations ♪

♪ But here I am crystal clean

♪ And all the nights are lonely ♪

♪ The words I say to you are phony ♪

♪ Because there's nothing left to say ♪

♪ And though you say you can't live without me ♪

♪ And every single night you think about me ♪

♪ I could care less about you

♪ Care less about you

♪ And how I love the sound

♪ Of you walking away

♪ And I can see clearer

♪ And I'm getting closer

♪ To finding out just who I am ♪

♪ Without you in the way

♪ So hold me

♪ But only

♪ For...