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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,099 --> 00:00:03,398 (CAMERA REEL ROLLING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,236 (GUNSHOTS FIRING) 3 00:00:06,238 --> 00:00:08,638 Subtitles by explosiveskull 4 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:10,706 (SOFT TAPPING) 5 00:00:10,708 --> 00:00:11,743 Hey. 6 00:00:12,744 --> 00:00:13,609 Hey, you motherfuckers out there. 7 00:00:13,611 --> 00:00:15,845 - Yeah, there they are. - That's right. 8 00:00:15,847 --> 00:00:17,546 If you don't know who we are, 9 00:00:17,548 --> 00:00:18,881 you ain't been watching the fuckin' Facebook page. 10 00:00:18,883 --> 00:00:21,249 But this is, I'm Kidnap number one, 11 00:00:21,251 --> 00:00:23,251 this is Kidnap number two, okay? 12 00:00:23,253 --> 00:00:24,787 And we're here to tell you motherfuckers... 13 00:00:24,789 --> 00:00:25,988 Two. 14 00:00:25,990 --> 00:00:27,657 Thank you for purchasing the movie 15 00:00:27,659 --> 00:00:29,892 on VOD, DVD or whatever the fuck format 16 00:00:29,894 --> 00:00:32,561 you're watching it on but if you're 17 00:00:32,563 --> 00:00:34,630 not watching it on one of those formats 18 00:00:34,632 --> 00:00:37,633 and you're a cheap ass, no good, dick suckin' motherfucker 19 00:00:37,635 --> 00:00:40,770 it means that you are pirating the fuckin' movie 20 00:00:40,772 --> 00:00:43,739 - and you are, my friend... - Dicks. 21 00:00:43,741 --> 00:00:44,607 - Piece of shit. - Yes. 22 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:46,609 - Piece of shit dicks. - Dicks, yeah. 23 00:00:46,611 --> 00:00:48,711 Yeah, you're a piece of shit dick, so. 24 00:00:48,713 --> 00:00:50,012 Dicks! 25 00:00:50,014 --> 00:00:52,481 You need to not pirate this motherfucker, okay? 26 00:00:52,483 --> 00:00:54,483 We all busted our fuckin' ass on this movie 27 00:00:54,485 --> 00:00:56,652 for three fuckin' years so you guys 28 00:00:56,654 --> 00:00:58,721 could fuckin' enjoy this motherfucker. 29 00:00:58,723 --> 00:01:00,389 - All yous. - And after you get done 30 00:01:00,391 --> 00:01:01,624 watching it, you're gonna agree with us 31 00:01:01,626 --> 00:01:04,393 that this a good fuckin' movie, so... 32 00:01:04,395 --> 00:01:06,529 - They're gonna like it. - So if you did pirate 33 00:01:06,531 --> 00:01:08,698 the motherfucker, you know, if you're a fuckin' 34 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:10,499 butt pirate or whatever the fuck you wanna call yourself. 35 00:01:10,501 --> 00:01:12,668 - One of these. - Watch the fuckin' movie 36 00:01:12,670 --> 00:01:14,804 and when it's done, then go buy 37 00:01:14,806 --> 00:01:15,972 the motherfuckin' movie, okay? 38 00:01:15,974 --> 00:01:16,907 Buy it! 39 00:01:16,909 --> 00:01:18,340 Cause if you're pirating it, 40 00:01:18,342 --> 00:01:19,575 you're gonna know it's a good fuckin' movie 41 00:01:19,577 --> 00:01:23,279 and if you're not pirating it, we wanna thank yous because... 42 00:01:23,281 --> 00:01:24,513 All of yous. 43 00:01:24,515 --> 00:01:25,782 Yous are some cool motherfuckers 44 00:01:25,784 --> 00:01:28,785 - and we's appreciate you. - We's. 45 00:01:28,787 --> 00:01:29,986 - We's appreciate yous, okay? - Him and me. 46 00:01:29,988 --> 00:01:31,822 - So thank you very much. - Yeah. 47 00:01:31,824 --> 00:01:34,725 - Enjoy the fuckin' movie. - Enjoy it, dicks! 48 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:35,761 - Peace out. - Peace! 49 00:01:38,563 --> 00:01:41,299 (WATER SLOSHING) 50 00:01:51,309 --> 00:01:51,910 Hey, Rowdy. 51 00:01:53,579 --> 00:01:55,078 Yeah, Cletus? 52 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,080 How much you think we're gonna get for killin' this thing? 53 00:01:57,082 --> 00:01:59,417 About a million dollars. 54 00:02:00,686 --> 00:02:02,986 And we're gonna split that like 50/50, right? 55 00:02:02,988 --> 00:02:04,488 Like? 56 00:02:04,490 --> 00:02:06,056 400 thousand each? 57 00:02:06,058 --> 00:02:07,824 You lost your goddamn mind? 58 00:02:07,826 --> 00:02:09,893 We not splittin' it 50/50. 59 00:02:09,895 --> 00:02:11,762 Hell, I got the weapons, the traps, 60 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:13,897 even brought the goddamn beer. 61 00:02:13,899 --> 00:02:15,866 Only thing I brought your ass along for 62 00:02:15,868 --> 00:02:17,100 is so you could help me drag the body 63 00:02:17,102 --> 00:02:19,870 out of the goddamn woods. 64 00:02:19,872 --> 00:02:21,104 Alright. 65 00:02:21,106 --> 00:02:22,105 I was just hoping to get enough, you know, 66 00:02:22,107 --> 00:02:25,108 to help me get a new double wide. 67 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:25,942 Gonna need a huntin' dog. 68 00:02:25,944 --> 00:02:27,412 Maybe get a bass boat. 69 00:02:28,847 --> 00:02:31,114 Yeah, that oughta be enough for all that. 70 00:02:31,116 --> 00:02:33,485 You don't think real big do you, Cletus? 71 00:02:36,855 --> 00:02:39,489 I figure about 20 percent. 72 00:02:39,491 --> 00:02:41,058 Like a hundred Benjamins? 73 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:41,892 Aw, man, that'd be awesome! 74 00:02:41,894 --> 00:02:43,495 That works for me! 75 00:02:44,730 --> 00:02:46,396 Sure, Cletus, whatever you say. 76 00:02:46,398 --> 00:02:47,864 Let's just 77 00:02:47,866 --> 00:02:48,867 be quiet so's we can 78 00:02:50,702 --> 00:02:51,802 sneak up on this thing. 79 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:56,775 (WATER SLOSHING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 80 00:02:58,544 --> 00:03:00,577 I'm ready to get out of this damn canoe. 81 00:03:00,579 --> 00:03:01,413 Come on. 82 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,781 Here, take this damn paddle and stick in the boat for me. 83 00:03:04,783 --> 00:03:05,617 God, damn. 84 00:03:07,452 --> 00:03:08,687 I'll get you a gun. 85 00:03:10,689 --> 00:03:11,621 Thanks, Rowdy. 86 00:03:11,623 --> 00:03:13,557 I shoulda brought my sister. 87 00:03:13,559 --> 00:03:14,260 Why, is she hot? 88 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:20,733 (EERIE MUSIC) Rowdy, dude, Rowdy. 89 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,502 Look, restricted area, do not enter. 90 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,773 Well, hell yeah it's a restricted area. 91 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:29,472 You think they just gonna invite people 92 00:03:29,474 --> 00:03:31,175 up here to kill things? 93 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:33,044 Come on, damn it, get in front of me. 94 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,979 But that movie with the kids and the witch thing, 95 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:36,080 - they all died! - I wanna see you 96 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:37,650 at all times, march. 97 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:39,917 And be quiet, damn it. 98 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:41,686 You did take a look at all that information 99 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:44,856 I sent you and study all those pictures, right? 100 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:46,791 Well, of course, I did. 101 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,593 Good, cause there was a shit ton of important 102 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,061 information in there and if you don't know it, 103 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,865 you're gonna get us both killed. 104 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:55,533 Maybe we should review it just to make sure 105 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:56,934 - I didn't forget anything. - God damn it, Cletus. 106 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:58,736 You didn't look at one damn thing, did you? 107 00:03:58,738 --> 00:03:59,904 Alright, fine, you caught me. 108 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,672 But, come on, what's the worst thing that could happen? 109 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:02,807 What's the worst thing that could happen? 110 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:03,977 Are you kidding me? 111 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,511 Let's take a second here to review the rules, alright? 112 00:04:07,513 --> 00:04:09,847 Rule one: absolutely no pissin' or shittin' 113 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:10,948 of any kind out here in the woods. 114 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:12,450 If you're gonna do it, you gotta do it 115 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,219 in a bag or in a bottle cause if this thing 116 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:16,020 gets one scent of you, he'll be down 117 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:18,789 on top of us in a few seconds and he'll kill us both. 118 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:23,628 Number two: no loud noises, keep your voice down. 119 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:24,829 I been telling you that. 120 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:28,401 And number three: absolutely no fornification of any kind. 121 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:30,235 Fornification? 122 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:31,871 You mean, like, getting it on? 123 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,106 Man, I don't know what you got 124 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:35,606 planned for out here but I'm not like that. 125 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,209 It's okay if you are. 126 00:04:37,211 --> 00:04:38,911 Cletus, I ain't gay 127 00:04:38,913 --> 00:04:41,880 and I sure as hell wouldn't be gay with you if I was. 128 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:44,682 I'm just trying to tell you this thing is territorial 129 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:48,086 and it's very important that you follow the rules. 130 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:52,523 The thing it hates most in the world is male ejaculate. 131 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:53,759 So you just keep it zipped up. 132 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,127 Keep your tally whacker in your pants 133 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,562 and we'll be just fine. 134 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:58,931 Now come on. 135 00:04:58,933 --> 00:05:00,232 I actually got buttons not a zipper. 136 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:02,870 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 137 00:05:08,943 --> 00:05:09,942 Well, really, Rowdy. 138 00:05:09,944 --> 00:05:13,147 - Why wouldn't you like me... - Watch the tree. 139 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,020 It's slippery down here. 140 00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:25,857 Wait. 141 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,059 Wait. 142 00:05:27,061 --> 00:05:29,930 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 143 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:37,202 Looks like a football. 144 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,672 It's got the toes. 145 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,940 And a heel! 146 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,175 Shh. 147 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,778 Could we set the trap now? 148 00:05:46,981 --> 00:05:48,015 Wait. 149 00:05:49,984 --> 00:05:50,818 Not yet. 150 00:05:53,254 --> 00:05:54,155 He's out there. 151 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:56,490 Let's go. 152 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,559 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 153 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,928 I'll spread around here, help me out. 154 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:03,929 You and I are gonna split up. 155 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:05,264 I'm gonna take a spot up over there in the woods, 156 00:06:05,266 --> 00:06:06,732 you're gonna take a spot over here. 157 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:09,601 If you need anything, don't yell. 158 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,938 Alright, you just make a whistle sound like a little bird. 159 00:06:11,940 --> 00:06:12,904 - Alright? - Okay, okay. 160 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:13,605 - Got it? - Okay. 161 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:14,242 Let's go. 162 00:06:17,178 --> 00:06:18,577 - Hey, Rowdy? - Yeah? 163 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:19,979 You know, ever since you brought it up, 164 00:06:19,981 --> 00:06:21,948 I kinda gotta pee. 165 00:06:21,950 --> 00:06:22,882 Okay, take this jug with you 166 00:06:22,884 --> 00:06:23,950 and you piss in that. 167 00:06:23,952 --> 00:06:25,650 If you fill it up, you drink it. 168 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:26,786 Of course I ain't doing that. 169 00:06:26,788 --> 00:06:27,954 Yeah, they do it on the survival shows all the time. 170 00:06:27,956 --> 00:06:29,989 This ain't no survival show! 171 00:06:29,991 --> 00:06:31,891 If you pour that out on the ground, 172 00:06:31,893 --> 00:06:34,060 then this thing's gonna smell that. 173 00:06:34,062 --> 00:06:36,095 It's gonna be on top of us in no time. 174 00:06:36,097 --> 00:06:36,963 (CLETUS SCOFFS) 175 00:06:36,965 --> 00:06:38,331 Now, look, they say it's good for you. 176 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:39,365 They even cook with it, now come on. 177 00:06:39,367 --> 00:06:40,599 Let's get this son of a bitch. 178 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,135 Go take your spot. 179 00:06:42,137 --> 00:06:43,638 Fucking kidding. 180 00:06:48,643 --> 00:06:51,112 (CLETUS GROANS) 181 00:06:52,347 --> 00:06:53,980 (INTENSE MUSIC) 182 00:06:53,982 --> 00:06:55,016 Oh, gross, man! 183 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:58,186 I ain't drinkin' that shit anyhow. 184 00:07:00,622 --> 00:07:03,858 (ANIMALISTIC GROWLING) 185 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:07,727 Oh, gross. 186 00:07:07,729 --> 00:07:09,028 Hey, Rowdy, I think I hear it! 187 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:10,129 - I think I hear him! - Cletus! 188 00:07:10,131 --> 00:07:10,830 I told you to whistle! 189 00:07:10,832 --> 00:07:12,198 Well, I got pee on my hands. 190 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,833 I ain't got no hand sanitizer. 191 00:07:13,835 --> 00:07:15,402 Cletus, you're gonna get us killed! 192 00:07:15,404 --> 00:07:16,235 I think he's coming! 193 00:07:16,237 --> 00:07:17,070 Stay away! 194 00:07:17,072 --> 00:07:18,272 Stay away! 195 00:07:18,274 --> 00:07:19,373 Pull it together, pull it together, Cletus. 196 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:20,640 CLETUS: He's coming, Rowdy! 197 00:07:20,642 --> 00:07:21,375 Shh! 198 00:07:21,377 --> 00:07:22,309 Hey, you're gonna get us killed! 199 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:23,109 I don't know where to go! 200 00:07:23,111 --> 00:07:24,043 I don't know what to do! 201 00:07:24,045 --> 00:07:25,180 I don't know where he's at! 202 00:07:26,081 --> 00:07:27,113 Oh shit. 203 00:07:27,115 --> 00:07:29,149 (INTENSE MUSIC) 204 00:07:29,151 --> 00:07:30,150 Hey, hey! 205 00:07:30,152 --> 00:07:30,983 He's behind you! 206 00:07:30,985 --> 00:07:31,818 He's behind you! 207 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:32,919 CLETUS: Oh, shit! 208 00:07:32,921 --> 00:07:34,087 - I stepped in the pee again! - Turn around, shoot it! 209 00:07:34,089 --> 00:07:34,921 Shoot it! 210 00:07:34,923 --> 00:07:36,323 Come over here or I'll come there! 211 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:40,795 (LOUD GROWLING) (CLETUS SCREAMING) 212 00:07:42,697 --> 00:07:44,031 (CLETUS CHOKING) 213 00:07:44,033 --> 00:07:48,003 (LOUD GUNSHOTS AND GROWLING) 214 00:07:48,937 --> 00:07:51,038 (CLETUS CHOKING AND GURGLING) 215 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,039 (INTENSE MUSIC) 216 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:54,408 (LOUD GROWLING) 217 00:07:54,410 --> 00:07:57,712 (SCATTERED GUNSHOTS) 218 00:08:02,051 --> 00:08:03,383 No, no, no! 219 00:08:03,385 --> 00:08:05,152 No, no, no, no, no, no! 220 00:08:05,154 --> 00:08:05,986 (ROWDY GRUNTS) 221 00:08:05,988 --> 00:08:08,924 (BEASTLY GROWLING) 222 00:08:16,298 --> 00:08:17,231 No! 223 00:08:17,233 --> 00:08:18,067 No! 224 00:08:19,201 --> 00:08:21,135 (ROWDY SCREAMING) 225 00:08:21,137 --> 00:08:24,006 (INTENSE MUSIC) 226 00:08:32,248 --> 00:08:34,917 (WOMAN MOANING) 227 00:08:43,993 --> 00:08:46,026 The fuck are you watching up there, man? 228 00:08:46,028 --> 00:08:47,161 Stay focused. 229 00:08:47,163 --> 00:08:47,997 Shit. 230 00:08:50,433 --> 00:08:53,934 (VINNY LAUGHS) 231 00:08:53,936 --> 00:08:55,271 - Fuckin' kid. - Oh, shit. 232 00:08:58,073 --> 00:08:58,908 Hey, man. 233 00:08:59,975 --> 00:09:02,910 What's the craziest thing you done with a chick? 234 00:09:02,912 --> 00:09:04,845 There's this one chick at work, 235 00:09:04,847 --> 00:09:07,215 she used to love to come down and suck my dick. 236 00:09:07,217 --> 00:09:09,082 Every morning before anybody else got to work. 237 00:09:09,084 --> 00:09:10,285 Nice. 238 00:09:10,287 --> 00:09:11,252 But I tried to fuck her this one time 239 00:09:11,254 --> 00:09:13,221 in this bathroom that was under construction, 240 00:09:13,223 --> 00:09:15,123 she fucking totally freaked out on me. 241 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,224 It's like she'd rather get caught 242 00:09:16,226 --> 00:09:17,458 with my dick in her mouth. 243 00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:19,093 (MEN LAUGH) 244 00:09:19,095 --> 00:09:20,027 Made no sense. 245 00:09:20,029 --> 00:09:21,062 That's pretty hot, though. 246 00:09:21,064 --> 00:09:22,896 - It was pretty hot. - Ah, but I got something 247 00:09:22,898 --> 00:09:24,199 that'll blow your minds. 248 00:09:24,201 --> 00:09:25,533 Happened to me last night. 249 00:09:25,535 --> 00:09:26,900 Wait a second, you're telling me 250 00:09:26,902 --> 00:09:28,269 you got your dick sucked every single day 251 00:09:28,271 --> 00:09:29,470 at work and you never got caught? 252 00:09:29,472 --> 00:09:31,139 Not every day, but 253 00:09:31,141 --> 00:09:33,374 I got it sucked several times a week, yeah. 254 00:09:33,376 --> 00:09:36,244 You weren't afraid of getting fired? 255 00:09:36,246 --> 00:09:37,278 Not really, I mean, shit we were 256 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:39,214 going through layoffs anyway. 257 00:09:39,216 --> 00:09:41,216 But the chick did tell the boss. 258 00:09:41,218 --> 00:09:42,150 - I didn't give a fuck. - Wait, wait, wait. 259 00:09:42,152 --> 00:09:43,952 So he wasn't pissed about it? 260 00:09:43,954 --> 00:09:45,220 Not really. 261 00:09:45,222 --> 00:09:46,354 He just called me to his office and said, 262 00:09:46,356 --> 00:09:47,922 if you get caught getting your dick sucked at work, 263 00:09:47,924 --> 00:09:50,191 I'ma have to fire your ass 264 00:09:50,193 --> 00:09:52,128 but until then, have fun. 265 00:09:53,263 --> 00:09:54,262 Alright, alright, enough already. 266 00:09:54,264 --> 00:09:55,899 Can I tell you my story? 267 00:09:57,067 --> 00:09:58,233 Yeah, tell your fuckin' story, man. 268 00:09:58,235 --> 00:10:00,268 It's a good story! 269 00:10:00,270 --> 00:10:02,839 So last night I'm fuckin' this super hot chick. 270 00:10:03,974 --> 00:10:05,408 - Wow. - And she was a squirter. 271 00:10:06,443 --> 00:10:09,145 (WOMAN MOANS) 272 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,479 (VINNY SPUTTERS) 273 00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:12,315 Wow! 274 00:10:14,251 --> 00:10:16,050 It's not a myth! 275 00:10:16,052 --> 00:10:16,985 (VINNY LAUGHS) 276 00:10:16,987 --> 00:10:18,886 She shat out diarrhea on you? 277 00:10:18,888 --> 00:10:21,189 Her pussy shot out shit on him, man. 278 00:10:21,191 --> 00:10:22,123 Yeah, that's what I said. 279 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:24,259 What he meant was, she shot pussy juice 280 00:10:24,261 --> 00:10:25,762 out of her vag, dude. 281 00:10:26,597 --> 00:10:28,231 So you're serious, man? 282 00:10:29,299 --> 00:10:31,065 You actually fucked a squirter? 283 00:10:31,067 --> 00:10:32,000 The myth? 284 00:10:32,002 --> 00:10:33,968 I assure you, it was real. 285 00:10:33,970 --> 00:10:36,271 Freaked me the fuck out, but it was so hot. 286 00:10:36,273 --> 00:10:38,239 Oh shit, she just left. 287 00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:39,242 Get ready, guys. 288 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:41,510 Fuck, man! 289 00:10:41,512 --> 00:10:42,478 I told you to keep an eye out, man. 290 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,382 What the fuck were you doin'? 291 00:10:45,616 --> 00:10:47,784 Only got a few seconds to make this shit happen. 292 00:10:52,088 --> 00:10:53,355 How am I lookin', we good? 293 00:10:53,357 --> 00:10:55,190 VINNY: Yeah, got it inside out but fuck it. 294 00:10:55,192 --> 00:10:56,425 Fuck it. 295 00:10:56,427 --> 00:10:58,993 Alright, brother, this is what we planned. 296 00:10:58,995 --> 00:10:59,961 Alright, ready. 297 00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,029 JINX: Let's do this, man. 298 00:11:01,031 --> 00:11:01,929 Let's fucking do it. 299 00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:03,198 - Here. - One, two. 300 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,133 Hey, man, don't leave me hanging. 301 00:11:04,135 --> 00:11:04,932 VINNY: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 302 00:11:04,934 --> 00:11:05,634 Fuckin' A, man. 303 00:11:05,636 --> 00:11:08,103 - Ready? - One, two. 304 00:11:08,105 --> 00:11:10,439 (CAR DOORS CLICK OPEN) 305 00:11:10,441 --> 00:11:11,275 Oh my God. 306 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:17,946 This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy. 307 00:11:17,948 --> 00:11:18,580 It's crazy! 308 00:11:18,582 --> 00:11:21,252 (INTENSE MUSIC) 309 00:11:24,488 --> 00:11:26,188 It's unlocked, let's go. 310 00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:27,389 Go, go, go, go! 311 00:11:27,391 --> 00:11:29,358 JINX: Okay, whoo. 312 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,027 (DOOR CLAMORS SHUT) 313 00:11:32,029 --> 00:11:34,498 (INTENSE MUSIC) 314 00:11:42,406 --> 00:11:45,341 Freeze, motherfucker! (MAN SCREAMS) 315 00:11:45,343 --> 00:11:46,542 What the fuck? 316 00:11:46,544 --> 00:11:47,345 What the? 317 00:11:49,914 --> 00:11:51,548 He fucking fainted. 318 00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:53,315 Well, that wasn't supposed to happen. 319 00:11:53,317 --> 00:11:54,185 Oh, shit. 320 00:11:55,587 --> 00:11:57,152 What the? 321 00:11:57,154 --> 00:11:57,986 Oh, shit. 322 00:11:57,988 --> 00:11:58,590 What the fuck? 323 00:11:59,491 --> 00:12:01,423 Ah, fuck, it didn't flush. 324 00:12:01,425 --> 00:12:04,326 Oh, disgusting. (TOILET FLUSHING) 325 00:12:04,328 --> 00:12:05,528 I gotta get something for his head. 326 00:12:05,530 --> 00:12:07,499 We can't carry him out like that. 327 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,232 I can see his ball sac, man. 328 00:12:10,234 --> 00:12:12,502 Are we gonna wipe his ass? 329 00:12:12,504 --> 00:12:13,436 JINX: You shitting me? 330 00:12:13,438 --> 00:12:14,404 Do we need to wipe his ass? 331 00:12:14,406 --> 00:12:15,239 I don't know. 332 00:12:16,173 --> 00:12:17,407 JINX: Let's just hope it was a clean shit. 333 00:12:17,409 --> 00:12:19,609 Am I gonna pull up his pants? 334 00:12:19,611 --> 00:12:22,111 I'll do it if you do the head, man. 335 00:12:22,113 --> 00:12:23,147 Jesus Christ. 336 00:12:25,484 --> 00:12:26,316 (MAN SIGHS) 337 00:12:26,318 --> 00:12:27,617 VINNY: It's your idea, so fuck it. 338 00:12:27,619 --> 00:12:28,453 Oh, God. 339 00:12:31,323 --> 00:12:34,022 (JINX GROANS) 340 00:12:34,024 --> 00:12:34,959 Oh, shit. 341 00:12:36,128 --> 00:12:37,394 I think that's gonna have to work, man. 342 00:12:37,396 --> 00:12:39,195 I can't really touch all this, you know? 343 00:12:39,197 --> 00:12:40,397 I touched enough for me. 344 00:12:40,399 --> 00:12:42,732 We'll fix him when he gets in the van. 345 00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:45,504 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 346 00:12:47,406 --> 00:12:48,373 Oh, fuck, he's heavy. 347 00:12:49,574 --> 00:12:50,407 (MAN FARTS) 348 00:12:50,409 --> 00:12:52,308 Oh, dude, farting! 349 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,610 Fuck. 350 00:12:53,612 --> 00:12:57,113 (MEN GRUNTING) 351 00:12:57,115 --> 00:12:59,084 - What the? - Watch where you're going. 352 00:13:00,318 --> 00:13:01,384 Kiss my ass, lady. 353 00:13:01,386 --> 00:13:03,386 Kissin' ass is out of style. 354 00:13:03,388 --> 00:13:05,257 Lay down and I'll shit in your mouth. 355 00:13:06,591 --> 00:13:08,191 What? 356 00:13:08,193 --> 00:13:09,426 You better be nice, lady, 357 00:13:09,428 --> 00:13:10,226 or I'll come back and steal your scooter. 358 00:13:10,228 --> 00:13:12,195 You're not stealin' my scooter, 359 00:13:12,197 --> 00:13:14,966 you motherfuckin' son of a bitch. 360 00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:17,233 What the fuck? 361 00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:18,501 Ah, fuck it, dude, come on, let's go. 362 00:13:18,503 --> 00:13:19,436 Let's get outta here. 363 00:13:19,438 --> 00:13:21,104 Hey, assholes, where are you taking him? 364 00:13:21,106 --> 00:13:22,505 I'm calling the cops. 365 00:13:22,507 --> 00:13:24,608 (INTENSE MUSIC) 366 00:13:24,610 --> 00:13:26,411 - What the hell, man? - Unlock! 367 00:13:27,647 --> 00:13:30,648 - You're supposed to help us. - Fuck, fuck, fuck! 368 00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:32,048 Don't you know how to fuckin' knock? 369 00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:33,483 What the fuck were you doing, man? 370 00:13:33,485 --> 00:13:35,351 (MEN YELLING) 371 00:13:35,353 --> 00:13:36,554 Oh, fuck! 372 00:13:36,556 --> 00:13:38,254 Jesus Christ, okay, okay, alright. 373 00:13:38,256 --> 00:13:40,458 - I told you to stay focused. - Go, go! 374 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:43,059 How do I fuckin' turn the emergency brake off? 375 00:13:43,061 --> 00:13:44,260 Fuck, how do I? 376 00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:45,629 Why'd you set the emergency brake? 377 00:13:45,631 --> 00:13:47,565 It's for fucking safety! 378 00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:49,032 - Jesus Christ! - Man, go! 379 00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:51,335 The old lady is gonna get our license plate! 380 00:13:51,337 --> 00:13:52,168 Oh, God. 381 00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,437 Oh, fuck, rag okay. 382 00:13:53,439 --> 00:13:55,271 Cum everywhere, fuck! 383 00:13:55,273 --> 00:13:56,576 Okay, oh, shit. 384 00:13:58,578 --> 00:13:59,810 Alright, we're set! 385 00:13:59,812 --> 00:14:02,047 He's okay, that was fucking fast. 386 00:14:05,284 --> 00:14:06,452 Okay, tape his hands. 387 00:14:07,553 --> 00:14:09,620 (MAN GRUNTS) 388 00:14:09,622 --> 00:14:12,223 - Alright, alright. - I think that's good enough. 389 00:14:12,225 --> 00:14:13,591 That works. 390 00:14:13,593 --> 00:14:14,460 What a rush, huh? 391 00:14:16,662 --> 00:14:18,029 I did not expect that. 392 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,135 I'm gonna lay down. 393 00:14:24,537 --> 00:14:26,437 (VINNY CHUCKLES) 394 00:14:26,439 --> 00:14:28,839 Whoo! (CHUCKLES) 395 00:14:28,841 --> 00:14:30,009 Oh, man. 396 00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:33,110 The fuck you doing, man? 397 00:14:33,112 --> 00:14:34,514 Fuckin' hornball. 398 00:14:36,082 --> 00:14:37,581 Hey, what are you listening to? 399 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,149 It's my song. 400 00:14:39,151 --> 00:14:40,184 VINNY: That's your song? 401 00:14:40,186 --> 00:14:41,552 It's my jam. 402 00:14:41,554 --> 00:14:43,022 It fucking sucks. 403 00:14:48,829 --> 00:14:51,428 That's rock n' roll, man! 404 00:14:51,430 --> 00:14:52,429 Yeah! 405 00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:54,634 (ROCK MUSIC) 406 00:15:07,547 --> 00:15:10,582 ♪ Big time on the other side 407 00:15:10,584 --> 00:15:12,651 ♪ On the inside 408 00:15:12,653 --> 00:15:14,184 ♪ Of my 409 00:15:14,186 --> 00:15:15,252 ♪ Pop genocide 410 00:15:15,254 --> 00:15:18,557 ♪ Big man with the sick car 411 00:15:18,559 --> 00:15:20,357 ♪ Cause it shines on 412 00:15:20,359 --> 00:15:21,493 ♪ It's all 413 00:15:21,495 --> 00:15:22,761 ♪ It's all dynamite 414 00:15:22,763 --> 00:15:24,128 ♪ Big sound 415 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:25,897 ♪ Shake the underground 416 00:15:25,899 --> 00:15:29,166 ♪ Shake the whole world with my ♪ 417 00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:31,168 ♪ Pop genocide 418 00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:32,837 ♪ I hear it 419 00:15:32,839 --> 00:15:34,739 ♪ You need it 420 00:15:34,741 --> 00:15:36,675 ♪ I feel it 421 00:15:36,677 --> 00:15:38,208 ♪ Pop genocide 422 00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:39,544 Jarrett. 423 00:15:39,546 --> 00:15:41,548 You are following the directions, right? 424 00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:43,615 Yeah, I'm followin' the GPS. 425 00:15:43,617 --> 00:15:45,383 JINX: Not the GPS, the directions 426 00:15:45,385 --> 00:15:46,718 that I gave you to follow! 427 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,219 The GPS is gonna get us lost! 428 00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:50,622 Let me out or I'll pop you full of lead! 429 00:15:50,624 --> 00:15:51,856 What the fuck? 430 00:15:51,858 --> 00:15:53,425 Get him, get the gun! 431 00:15:53,427 --> 00:15:54,726 (LOUD GUNSHOT) (RINGING) 432 00:15:54,728 --> 00:15:56,261 (JINX YELLS) 433 00:15:56,263 --> 00:15:57,562 My fucking ear, man. 434 00:15:57,564 --> 00:15:58,730 What the fuck? 435 00:15:58,732 --> 00:15:59,898 What the, what the fuck? 436 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,399 Oh my God. 437 00:16:01,401 --> 00:16:02,500 Can I get the shit? 438 00:16:02,502 --> 00:16:03,702 - Get that shit? - Just stop pulling it, 439 00:16:03,704 --> 00:16:04,769 put him out! 440 00:16:04,771 --> 00:16:06,304 Get the cum rag! 441 00:16:06,306 --> 00:16:07,472 Jarrett, the cum rag! 442 00:16:07,474 --> 00:16:08,540 VINNY: Fuck, fuck! 443 00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:09,641 Just fucking pour it on there. 444 00:16:09,643 --> 00:16:10,809 Pour it on the cum rag. 445 00:16:10,811 --> 00:16:11,710 (VINNY COUGHS) 446 00:16:11,712 --> 00:16:12,579 Holy shit. 447 00:16:13,714 --> 00:16:14,646 (JINX YELLS) 448 00:16:14,648 --> 00:16:15,580 Put it on his fucking face. 449 00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:16,348 Where is it, right there? 450 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,684 Oh, oh my God. 451 00:16:18,752 --> 00:16:20,953 VINNY: Is it working? 452 00:16:20,955 --> 00:16:22,520 I think it worked. 453 00:16:22,522 --> 00:16:23,355 I think it worked. 454 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,589 (COUGHS) Oh, God. 455 00:16:24,591 --> 00:16:25,523 (COUGHING CONTINUES) 456 00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:28,259 JINX: Who the fuck carries an ankle gun? 457 00:16:28,261 --> 00:16:30,462 Well, this dude does. 458 00:16:30,464 --> 00:16:31,897 Well, next time we'll check but. 459 00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:34,699 That was so fucking close, huh? 460 00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:35,770 Shot up on the fuckin', huh. 461 00:16:37,504 --> 00:16:38,671 Oh, that was close, oh my god. 462 00:16:38,673 --> 00:16:41,206 Whoo. (CHUCKLES) 463 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,440 Get some more tape. 464 00:16:42,442 --> 00:16:44,309 We need more tape for this fucker. 465 00:16:44,311 --> 00:16:45,613 I'll tape him this time, shit. 466 00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:51,418 (WOLVES HOWLING) 467 00:16:52,352 --> 00:16:54,822 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 468 00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:00,726 Hey, uncle, we're here. 469 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:01,627 What? 470 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:04,664 - We're here, we made it. - It's dark. 471 00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:05,531 Yeah, it's 8:50. 472 00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:08,299 We lost a few hours, but we got here! 473 00:17:08,301 --> 00:17:09,769 We're so late. 474 00:17:09,771 --> 00:17:11,537 This was supposed to be done hours ago. 475 00:17:11,539 --> 00:17:13,374 Where the fuck are we, man? 476 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:14,907 JARRETT: In the woods. 477 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,008 (JARRETT CHUCKLES) 478 00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,977 - There's no road. - Yeah. 479 00:17:17,979 --> 00:17:19,747 We're in the middle of nowhere. 480 00:17:20,682 --> 00:17:22,314 JINX: Alright, Jarrett, go make sure 481 00:17:22,316 --> 00:17:24,417 - everything is taken care of. - Alright, you got it. 482 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,286 Let me grab this. 483 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:27,520 JINX: Take the lantern with you. 484 00:17:27,522 --> 00:17:28,688 (JARRETT CHUCKLES) 485 00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:30,322 It's bright. 486 00:17:30,324 --> 00:17:31,691 Oh, oh! 487 00:17:31,693 --> 00:17:33,325 - I'm gonna leave the key, you... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 488 00:17:33,327 --> 00:17:34,228 Just, just go, go. 489 00:17:35,396 --> 00:17:36,696 (CAR DOOR SLAMS SHUT) 490 00:17:36,698 --> 00:17:39,734 (JARRETT YELLING) 491 00:17:41,803 --> 00:17:43,269 Wow. 492 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,804 Thought we'd never make it. 493 00:17:44,806 --> 00:17:45,905 (VINNY CHUCKLES) 494 00:17:45,907 --> 00:17:46,741 JINX: Vinny. 495 00:17:47,909 --> 00:17:50,509 It's time to wake this son of a bitch up. 496 00:17:50,511 --> 00:17:51,510 Let's do it. 497 00:17:51,512 --> 00:17:53,982 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 498 00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:04,724 (TAPE RIPPING) 499 00:18:04,726 --> 00:18:07,560 (MAN SCREAMS) 500 00:18:07,562 --> 00:18:08,728 Look, I'm supposed to be 501 00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:09,729 at my wedding rehearsal dinner right now. 502 00:18:09,731 --> 00:18:10,964 - Hey! - What? 503 00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,331 Calm the fuck down and keep walking. 504 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,365 Look, guys, if I don't make that dinner, 505 00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:14,868 my fiancee's gonna kill me. 506 00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:16,770 Let me get this straight, 507 00:18:16,772 --> 00:18:18,637 we're about to blow your fuckin' brains out 508 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,875 and you're worried about what your woman might think. 509 00:18:21,877 --> 00:18:23,777 This dude has some major problems, 510 00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:25,578 he deserves to fuckin' die. 511 00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:27,783 (ROCK MUSIC) 512 00:18:30,953 --> 00:18:32,888 JINX: Get down here. 513 00:18:39,795 --> 00:18:43,966 Anybody that's this pathetic, pussy whipped is pathetic. 514 00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:47,033 I'm not pussy whipped! 515 00:18:47,035 --> 00:18:48,871 I just love my fiancee. 516 00:18:49,905 --> 00:18:51,438 Yeah. 517 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,906 Well. 518 00:18:52,908 --> 00:18:55,742 Any last words before we end your pathetic 519 00:18:55,744 --> 00:18:57,846 miserable pussy whipped life? 520 00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:02,115 Please, please don't kill me. 521 00:19:02,117 --> 00:19:03,784 Shut the fuck up. 522 00:19:03,786 --> 00:19:05,819 Go out with some fucking balls, for God's sakes. 523 00:19:05,821 --> 00:19:07,020 Have a little dignity! 524 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,755 I'll, I'll do anything. 525 00:19:08,757 --> 00:19:09,589 Anything! 526 00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:10,690 You'll do anything? 527 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:11,525 (JINX LAUGHS) 528 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:12,359 You hear that? 529 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:13,493 He'll do anything. 530 00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:14,694 He ain't got nothing that we want. 531 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:15,796 That's right. 532 00:19:15,798 --> 00:19:16,663 We're not gay. 533 00:19:16,665 --> 00:19:18,932 You can't suck our fucking dicks off. 534 00:19:18,934 --> 00:19:19,933 Yeah. 535 00:19:19,935 --> 00:19:21,802 Yeah, we're not. 536 00:19:21,804 --> 00:19:23,137 We're not gay. 537 00:19:23,139 --> 00:19:25,605 I'm not, I'm not gay. 538 00:19:25,607 --> 00:19:28,475 Nothing against gay people but I'm not, you know? 539 00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:30,811 I just, I just don't wanna suck a dick. 540 00:19:30,813 --> 00:19:32,512 Yeah, well. 541 00:19:32,514 --> 00:19:33,446 I say we kill him like they did 542 00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,415 in that movie we like so much. 543 00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:38,585 - Fuckin' Boondocks style. - Ah, hell yeah! 544 00:19:38,587 --> 00:19:40,922 Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. 545 00:19:40,924 --> 00:19:42,089 (MAN SOBS) 546 00:19:42,091 --> 00:19:44,624 - Oh, god. - On the count of three. 547 00:19:44,626 --> 00:19:45,927 Three. 548 00:19:45,929 --> 00:19:46,762 Two. 549 00:19:47,596 --> 00:19:48,896 Oh, hold on a sec. 550 00:19:48,898 --> 00:19:49,764 I think we should show him who we are 551 00:19:49,766 --> 00:19:50,932 before we blow his fuckin' head off. 552 00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:52,033 What do you say? 553 00:19:52,035 --> 00:19:53,500 - Oh, yeah. - Let's do it. 554 00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:56,037 Let's take this fuckin' thing off his head. 555 00:19:56,039 --> 00:19:56,873 What? 556 00:20:03,947 --> 00:20:05,112 Alright. 557 00:20:05,114 --> 00:20:06,881 Turn the fuck around. 558 00:20:06,883 --> 00:20:07,917 Turn around! 559 00:20:08,852 --> 00:20:09,886 That's right. 560 00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:11,919 You ready? 561 00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:12,820 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 562 00:20:12,822 --> 00:20:14,188 Surprise! 563 00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:16,524 - (JINX LAUGHS) - Surprise! 564 00:20:16,526 --> 00:20:17,959 Surprise! 565 00:20:17,961 --> 00:20:18,795 Surprise! 566 00:20:19,829 --> 00:20:20,862 Whoo! 567 00:20:20,864 --> 00:20:21,829 (VINNY LAUGHS) 568 00:20:21,831 --> 00:20:24,634 (MEN LAUGHING) 569 00:20:26,002 --> 00:20:27,802 Are you fucking kidding me? 570 00:20:27,804 --> 00:20:29,170 Hey, man, calm the fuck down. 571 00:20:29,172 --> 00:20:30,571 Chill out. 572 00:20:30,573 --> 00:20:33,109 (BEAST GROWLING) 573 00:20:35,979 --> 00:20:37,211 Man. 574 00:20:37,213 --> 00:20:39,146 Did we get you good or what, huh? 575 00:20:39,148 --> 00:20:41,549 No, you're a sick fuck! 576 00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:44,585 Calm down, man, it's just a fuckin' bachelor party. 577 00:20:44,587 --> 00:20:45,586 Surprise bachelor party for you. 578 00:20:45,588 --> 00:20:46,888 This is great, Jinx. 579 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,956 You made me miss my rehearsal dinner. 580 00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:50,725 You know Caroline's gonna kill me for this. 581 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:53,961 The whole family came into town tonight for this. 582 00:20:53,963 --> 00:20:55,096 Listen, man. 583 00:20:55,098 --> 00:20:56,998 How do you think we pulled this off? 584 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,767 Caroline knew about it the entire time. 585 00:20:59,769 --> 00:21:00,801 She helped us. 586 00:21:00,803 --> 00:21:02,003 No, you're lying, okay? 587 00:21:02,005 --> 00:21:03,738 Caroline would never be in on pranks. 588 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,506 Especially something like this. 589 00:21:05,508 --> 00:21:06,841 How do you think that we knew 590 00:21:06,843 --> 00:21:09,877 the exact time that you take a shit every day? 591 00:21:09,879 --> 00:21:10,878 She told us. 592 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,014 You can call her if you want. 593 00:21:12,016 --> 00:21:13,416 Yeah, I will call her. 594 00:21:14,251 --> 00:21:15,117 Phone? 595 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:15,986 Do you have mine? 596 00:21:17,054 --> 00:21:18,819 Oh yeah, I do, don't I? 597 00:21:18,821 --> 00:21:19,656 Go for it. 598 00:21:23,093 --> 00:21:25,093 You wanna get this shit off of me? 599 00:21:25,095 --> 00:21:26,494 I guess that might help a little bit, huh? 600 00:21:26,496 --> 00:21:27,728 Come on! 601 00:21:27,730 --> 00:21:29,465 Give me a second, I gotta get my knife. 602 00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:33,735 Shit. 603 00:21:33,737 --> 00:21:34,838 Sorry about that, bro. 604 00:21:35,839 --> 00:21:37,074 I'll buy you a new shirt. 605 00:21:41,979 --> 00:21:43,577 Hi, baby. 606 00:21:43,579 --> 00:21:44,880 How's it goin'? 607 00:21:44,882 --> 00:21:45,814 Hey, sweetie. 608 00:21:45,816 --> 00:21:47,616 I'm so sorry I'm not home for dinner tonight. 609 00:21:47,618 --> 00:21:50,018 Jinx and a couple of assholes busted on me this morning 610 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:51,954 with guns and masks, I fainted, 611 00:21:51,956 --> 00:21:54,056 and drug me out in the middle of the woods. 612 00:21:54,058 --> 00:21:55,090 Oh, I did wake up at one point 613 00:21:55,092 --> 00:21:56,825 and Jinx fucking chloroformed me! 614 00:21:56,827 --> 00:21:59,061 Well, yeah, because you tried to kill us. 615 00:21:59,063 --> 00:22:00,996 He chloroformed you and you fainted? 616 00:22:00,998 --> 00:22:02,197 Are you okay? 617 00:22:02,199 --> 00:22:03,699 Yeah, I'm okay. 618 00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:05,200 Look, did you know anything about this? 619 00:22:05,202 --> 00:22:06,034 (CAROLINE LAUGHS) 620 00:22:06,036 --> 00:22:07,736 Just calm down, baby. 621 00:22:07,738 --> 00:22:09,838 I knew everything. 622 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,009 Jinx and I have been planning this for months. 623 00:22:13,677 --> 00:22:16,078 But you gotta admit, we got you pretty good, didn't we? 624 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:16,945 Yeah. 625 00:22:16,947 --> 00:22:19,948 So there is no rehearsal dinner tonight? 626 00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:20,983 Nope. 627 00:22:20,985 --> 00:22:23,585 That's gonna be next Friday before the wedding. 628 00:22:23,587 --> 00:22:25,921 Both of our families were in on it, too. 629 00:22:25,923 --> 00:22:26,955 (CAROLINE GIGGLES) 630 00:22:26,957 --> 00:22:28,623 Now don't worry about anything else 631 00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:30,759 and just have some fun with the boys. 632 00:22:30,761 --> 00:22:32,127 For Christ's sake. 633 00:22:32,129 --> 00:22:34,629 And, well, what are you gonna do tonight? 634 00:22:34,631 --> 00:22:36,031 I mean, I don't like the idea of you home 635 00:22:36,033 --> 00:22:38,301 all alone without me all night long. 636 00:22:38,303 --> 00:22:40,136 I'm not home by myself. 637 00:22:40,138 --> 00:22:43,839 I'm over at Cameron's and Callie's here 638 00:22:43,841 --> 00:22:45,974 and she's helping me put my makeup on 639 00:22:45,976 --> 00:22:47,778 which is so sweet of her. 640 00:22:48,712 --> 00:22:50,046 It's all good. 641 00:22:50,048 --> 00:22:52,848 Hey, babe, would you put Jinx on the phone for me? 642 00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:53,985 Okay, honey. 643 00:22:56,021 --> 00:22:57,686 (JINX CHUCKLES) 644 00:22:57,688 --> 00:22:58,888 Plan was awesome, scared the shit out of him. 645 00:22:58,890 --> 00:23:00,025 You should've seen his face. 646 00:23:01,192 --> 00:23:02,959 Yeah, we couldn't have done it without you. 647 00:23:02,961 --> 00:23:04,861 Jinx, you motherfucker, 648 00:23:04,863 --> 00:23:05,928 you better stick to the plan. 649 00:23:05,930 --> 00:23:07,196 I'm serious. 650 00:23:07,198 --> 00:23:10,833 No booze, no titty bitches, nothing. 651 00:23:10,835 --> 00:23:12,634 If I find out any of this is going on, 652 00:23:12,636 --> 00:23:14,137 you will experience a wrath that you have 653 00:23:14,139 --> 00:23:16,906 never experienced before, do you understand? 654 00:23:16,908 --> 00:23:18,107 I know, I know. 655 00:23:18,109 --> 00:23:20,076 You've told me a million times. 656 00:23:20,078 --> 00:23:23,179 No alcohol and no strippers, I got it. 657 00:23:23,181 --> 00:23:26,682 Alright, well you go have some fun and we'll see you later. 658 00:23:26,684 --> 00:23:27,919 Alright, good night. 659 00:23:30,889 --> 00:23:32,021 This is bullshit, Jinx. 660 00:23:32,023 --> 00:23:33,356 You know what, no. 661 00:23:33,358 --> 00:23:35,124 I'm not doing any of this, okay? 662 00:23:35,126 --> 00:23:37,026 I got some guy I don't know humping me. 663 00:23:37,028 --> 00:23:37,960 Okay? 664 00:23:37,962 --> 00:23:39,095 You got fuckin' Chad here, 665 00:23:39,097 --> 00:23:40,696 you know how I feel about Chad. 666 00:23:40,698 --> 00:23:42,033 Hey, Pat, what's up, man? 667 00:23:43,201 --> 00:23:45,001 Long time, no talk! 668 00:23:45,003 --> 00:23:45,868 It's fucking freezing. 669 00:23:45,870 --> 00:23:49,105 I have no coat, I have nothing, no. 670 00:23:49,107 --> 00:23:50,339 Thanks, but no thanks. 671 00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:51,274 Pat, this party is for you, man. 672 00:23:51,276 --> 00:23:53,242 Just calm down, what the fuck? 673 00:23:53,244 --> 00:23:54,079 Where you goin'? 674 00:23:55,246 --> 00:23:56,746 (JINX SCOFFS) 675 00:23:56,748 --> 00:23:58,815 Guess he didn't like the surprise, boys. 676 00:23:58,817 --> 00:24:00,118 J-man, hit me that lantern. 677 00:24:02,187 --> 00:24:03,287 Let's get the food started, 678 00:24:03,289 --> 00:24:05,389 I'm gonna have to go chase after his ass, I guess. 679 00:24:05,391 --> 00:24:06,758 Be back in a few, boys. 680 00:24:09,195 --> 00:24:11,228 (VINNY LAUGHS) 681 00:24:11,230 --> 00:24:14,198 That Pat guy's gonna be high maintenance, ain't he? 682 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,799 (VINNY LAUGHS) 683 00:24:16,801 --> 00:24:18,000 Oh, yeah, man. 684 00:24:18,002 --> 00:24:19,171 Some good fire. 685 00:24:24,176 --> 00:24:27,012 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 686 00:24:29,048 --> 00:24:29,881 Hey, man. 687 00:24:31,916 --> 00:24:32,750 There. 688 00:24:33,953 --> 00:24:34,786 Hey. 689 00:24:37,156 --> 00:24:39,824 Dude, I am like your biggest fan. 690 00:24:41,693 --> 00:24:43,260 I've seen all of your movies. 691 00:24:43,262 --> 00:24:45,963 I have every last one of them on Blu-ray. 692 00:24:45,965 --> 00:24:47,898 I've seen 'em all, like, ten times. 693 00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,201 Some even 20 times. 694 00:24:54,273 --> 00:24:55,107 Awesome. 695 00:24:56,275 --> 00:24:57,107 Thanks. 696 00:24:57,109 --> 00:24:57,910 Glad, glad you do. 697 00:25:00,713 --> 00:25:01,347 Do you think that I could get like a, 698 00:25:03,282 --> 00:25:05,317 like an autograph and a picture with you? 699 00:25:08,254 --> 00:25:09,820 Pat, Pat, wait up! 700 00:25:09,822 --> 00:25:11,889 - Just calm down, man. - No, man. 701 00:25:11,891 --> 00:25:13,423 Pat, come on, man. 702 00:25:13,425 --> 00:25:15,826 Dude, we are four hours away from anywhere. 703 00:25:15,828 --> 00:25:17,294 I don't care! 704 00:25:17,296 --> 00:25:19,096 And you don't have a car here, where you goin'? 705 00:25:19,098 --> 00:25:21,832 Okay, Jinx, you came into my house today 706 00:25:21,834 --> 00:25:25,035 and put guns, guns to my head. 707 00:25:25,037 --> 00:25:27,171 And then you got me out here and who do I see? 708 00:25:27,173 --> 00:25:30,140 Chad and I hate that asshole. 709 00:25:30,142 --> 00:25:32,876 Okay, first of all, those guns weren't real, man. 710 00:25:32,878 --> 00:25:36,213 They're just movie props that we used for one of our movies. 711 00:25:36,215 --> 00:25:37,482 They're fake. 712 00:25:37,484 --> 00:25:39,816 And Chad's cool, man. 713 00:25:39,818 --> 00:25:41,486 You guys used to be best friends. 714 00:25:41,488 --> 00:25:44,222 No, he's a raging atheist. 715 00:25:44,224 --> 00:25:45,956 You know that, right? 716 00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:47,525 Like you can't take him around anybody 717 00:25:47,527 --> 00:25:49,494 without him trying to convert you 718 00:25:49,496 --> 00:25:51,229 or he wants you to smoke his pot 719 00:25:51,231 --> 00:25:53,030 or take his ecstasy. 720 00:25:53,032 --> 00:25:54,932 Dude, he's not like that anymore. 721 00:25:54,934 --> 00:25:56,234 I'm telling you, I've been hanging out 722 00:25:56,236 --> 00:25:57,435 with him for the last year, 723 00:25:57,437 --> 00:25:59,002 he talks about these cool restaurants 724 00:25:59,004 --> 00:26:01,272 that he eats at in Austin and, you know, 725 00:26:01,274 --> 00:26:03,006 we have a lot in common with independent films. 726 00:26:03,008 --> 00:26:04,075 He tells me about all these films 727 00:26:04,077 --> 00:26:06,077 I've never heard of and they're, they're cool, man. 728 00:26:06,079 --> 00:26:07,011 He's cool. 729 00:26:07,013 --> 00:26:08,513 Mmhmm, that's great. 730 00:26:08,515 --> 00:26:10,881 Well, he better not start anything, okay? 731 00:26:10,883 --> 00:26:14,052 40 bucks for both. 732 00:26:14,054 --> 00:26:15,322 F-O-R-T-Y. 733 00:26:16,990 --> 00:26:19,192 I'm an actor, that's why I get paid. 734 00:26:22,162 --> 00:26:26,364 Well, yeah, like I said I'm your biggest fan, I, 735 00:26:26,366 --> 00:26:28,800 and I bought all your movies. 736 00:26:28,802 --> 00:26:30,235 Yeah. 737 00:26:30,237 --> 00:26:34,975 I mean, I hear all that but that doesn't mean shit to me. 738 00:26:36,276 --> 00:26:37,377 See, I don't make a dime 739 00:26:38,478 --> 00:26:40,213 out of those things that you buy. 740 00:26:41,481 --> 00:26:44,517 See they cook the fucking books so bad, 741 00:26:46,253 --> 00:26:48,388 my last check was almost a nickel. 742 00:26:50,123 --> 00:26:50,957 You know? 743 00:26:52,259 --> 00:26:54,025 Hey. 744 00:26:54,027 --> 00:26:56,229 Do you want that autograph and pic or what? 745 00:26:57,831 --> 00:26:59,230 Oh yeah, yeah, uh. 746 00:26:59,232 --> 00:27:00,365 Yeah, hold on. 747 00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:01,332 Yeah, let me. 748 00:27:01,334 --> 00:27:04,170 I think I, I think I got the cash somewhere. 749 00:27:05,305 --> 00:27:09,073 There's one, it's ripped but it's still 750 00:27:09,075 --> 00:27:10,008 like it'll, yeah. 751 00:27:10,010 --> 00:27:12,110 I think it's the serial numbers. 752 00:27:12,112 --> 00:27:13,345 What you got there? 753 00:27:13,347 --> 00:27:14,613 I just, that's, I think that's two. 754 00:27:14,615 --> 00:27:16,180 That's three, that's three! 755 00:27:16,182 --> 00:27:17,181 Here! 756 00:27:17,183 --> 00:27:18,484 Good start. (MEN CHUCKLE) 757 00:27:18,486 --> 00:27:19,318 What else you got? 758 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,519 You know what? 759 00:27:20,521 --> 00:27:21,453 I'm just gonna look in my wallet. 760 00:27:21,455 --> 00:27:23,187 I need just 20 more bucks. 761 00:27:23,189 --> 00:27:24,390 - You got 20 more? - Yeah, I usually 762 00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:25,923 keep money in here, I think. 763 00:27:25,925 --> 00:27:27,158 Yeah, I do. 764 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:27,992 Yeah, I have some. 765 00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:29,196 Yeah, hold on, let me. 766 00:27:31,365 --> 00:27:32,164 Bingo! 767 00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:33,965 It's just 20 bucks right there. 768 00:27:33,967 --> 00:27:35,200 - Just right there. - Just looked in the wallet. 769 00:27:35,202 --> 00:27:38,137 Alright, you got it, thank you very much. 770 00:27:38,139 --> 00:27:41,342 - Um, I'll keep this one. - Mmhmm. 771 00:27:43,877 --> 00:27:46,178 There you go, yeah, hold that. 772 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:47,012 There you go. 773 00:27:47,014 --> 00:27:48,215 Alright, there you go. 774 00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:51,050 Here's your Sharpie. 775 00:27:51,052 --> 00:27:51,883 Here's your DVD. 776 00:27:51,885 --> 00:27:53,319 Yeah, Vinny, thanks. 777 00:27:53,321 --> 00:27:55,954 Um, is, uh? 778 00:27:55,956 --> 00:27:56,588 What does it? 779 00:27:56,590 --> 00:27:57,458 What does it say? 780 00:27:58,592 --> 00:27:59,859 Vinny Blades. 781 00:28:02,897 --> 00:28:05,097 Well, it just looks like a line. 782 00:28:05,099 --> 00:28:06,131 No. 783 00:28:06,133 --> 00:28:07,399 - It's, yeah. - Hey. 784 00:28:07,401 --> 00:28:10,069 - There's more there. - How about that pic? 785 00:28:10,071 --> 00:28:11,303 Okay. 786 00:28:11,305 --> 00:28:13,105 Oh yeah, I gotta switch it around. 787 00:28:13,107 --> 00:28:13,972 Okay, alright. 788 00:28:13,974 --> 00:28:14,606 Alright. 789 00:28:14,608 --> 00:28:15,441 Here we go. 790 00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:16,475 Here we go. 791 00:28:16,477 --> 00:28:17,276 Hey! 792 00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,880 - Good job, alright, man. - Uh. 793 00:28:21,349 --> 00:28:24,684 - Wait, wait, Mr, Mr. Blades? - Blades. 794 00:28:24,686 --> 00:28:26,452 Blades, um. 795 00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:28,987 Well, you walked away right as I was 796 00:28:28,989 --> 00:28:30,255 pushing the button so it's, 797 00:28:30,257 --> 00:28:31,990 I mean, it's just a picture of me. 798 00:28:31,992 --> 00:28:35,027 So, like, you went away and then it flashed 799 00:28:35,029 --> 00:28:39,566 a picture and so, you see, it's just a picture of me. 800 00:28:39,568 --> 00:28:41,068 And you're gone out of it. 801 00:28:42,203 --> 00:28:43,001 That's unfortunate. 802 00:28:43,003 --> 00:28:44,336 Yeah, um. 803 00:28:44,338 --> 00:28:45,971 So do you mind if we take another one? 804 00:28:45,973 --> 00:28:47,339 So I can get you in there? 805 00:28:47,341 --> 00:28:48,508 Hey, not at all. 806 00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:49,343 20 more dollars. 807 00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:53,946 (CHAD LAUGHS) 808 00:28:53,948 --> 00:28:55,382 What? 809 00:28:55,384 --> 00:28:57,116 Look, I'm not into it, okay? 810 00:28:57,118 --> 00:28:58,551 It's freezing out here. 811 00:28:58,553 --> 00:29:00,052 I have no jacket. 812 00:29:00,054 --> 00:29:01,454 I mean, I still don't feel very well either. 813 00:29:01,456 --> 00:29:02,288 You wanna know why? 814 00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:04,290 Because you chloroformed me, remember? 815 00:29:04,292 --> 00:29:06,026 That was chloroform, right? 816 00:29:07,429 --> 00:29:09,128 To be honest, man, I'm not really sure. 817 00:29:09,130 --> 00:29:10,196 Are you kidding me? 818 00:29:10,198 --> 00:29:12,432 But Vinny wouldn't do anything that was dangerous 819 00:29:12,434 --> 00:29:15,168 to hurt you, he wouldn't do that, man. 820 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,269 You probably just feel a little weird 821 00:29:16,271 --> 00:29:17,504 'cause you didn't have 822 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:18,673 anything to eat for breakfast, obviously. 823 00:29:20,242 --> 00:29:21,508 Let's just get some food in you 824 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:24,043 and come back over, we got a jacket for you. 825 00:29:24,045 --> 00:29:25,512 - Come on. - You're a dick. 826 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:26,348 Come on. 827 00:29:27,315 --> 00:29:30,218 (BEASTLY GROWLING) 828 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,589 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 829 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:39,526 So this spot is actually the first spot 830 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:42,529 that they ever saw Bigfoot in North America 831 00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,664 back in, like, the 1800s, I think? 832 00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:46,733 It was supposed to be like a hoax at first, 833 00:29:46,735 --> 00:29:48,334 everybody thought it'd be a hoax 834 00:29:48,336 --> 00:29:49,235 but all these accounts started coming in after that, 835 00:29:49,237 --> 00:29:51,571 like just one after another and another. 836 00:29:51,573 --> 00:29:54,374 There was this one story of a lumberjack 837 00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:57,010 who got, basically, just like captured 838 00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:59,412 - by a whole family of Bigfoot. - Bigfeet. 839 00:29:59,414 --> 00:30:00,647 - What? - Bigfeet. 840 00:30:00,649 --> 00:30:03,218 Family of Bigfeet, you said Bigfoot, but. 841 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,520 It's plural, so Bigfeet. 842 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:11,424 Like when you don't say a bunch of mouses, 843 00:30:11,426 --> 00:30:12,492 you say a bunch of mice. 844 00:30:12,494 --> 00:30:14,060 Are you sure that's the same thing 845 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:16,095 with Bigfoot as it is with that? 846 00:30:16,097 --> 00:30:17,330 Yeah, it's plural, right? 847 00:30:17,332 --> 00:30:18,164 Moose, Meeses? 848 00:30:18,166 --> 00:30:20,568 Guys, alright. 849 00:30:20,570 --> 00:30:21,469 He got captured by more than one Bigfoot. 850 00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:23,336 - Thank you. - Okay. 851 00:30:23,338 --> 00:30:24,372 So anyways, um. 852 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,040 He said that they were actually 853 00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:28,709 peaceful creatures, you know? 854 00:30:28,711 --> 00:30:31,579 And vegetarians. 855 00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:33,683 I always thought that was funny. 856 00:30:35,150 --> 00:30:36,417 (JARRETT CHUCKLES) 857 00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:38,151 Anyways, so yeah, so they kept him captive 858 00:30:38,153 --> 00:30:41,322 for like a week before he managed to escape. 859 00:30:41,324 --> 00:30:42,790 I mean, you know, with all the Bigfoot stories 860 00:30:42,792 --> 00:30:45,459 - and what not, I guess. - Are you serious? 861 00:30:45,461 --> 00:30:46,727 What? 862 00:30:46,729 --> 00:30:47,530 I mean. 863 00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:52,201 Nobody's seriously gonna fucking talk about this? 864 00:30:54,837 --> 00:30:56,303 Chad. 865 00:30:56,305 --> 00:30:59,507 Dude, don't start any shit tonight, okay? 866 00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:00,808 Dude, you promised me, okay? 867 00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:03,410 Just shh, be cool, be cool. 868 00:31:03,412 --> 00:31:05,279 CHAD: I mean, do you really believe that? 869 00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:06,580 Yeah. 870 00:31:06,582 --> 00:31:07,748 Okay. 871 00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:09,183 Can't we have an intelligent 872 00:31:09,185 --> 00:31:10,384 conversation about something else? 873 00:31:10,386 --> 00:31:13,287 No, we cannot have an intelligent conversation tonight. 874 00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:14,788 Okay, this is just about kicking back, 875 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,824 having a good time and shootin' the shit. 876 00:31:16,826 --> 00:31:18,392 Just having fun, okay? 877 00:31:18,394 --> 00:31:20,127 We don't have to have talk science 878 00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:22,630 and all that bullshit, okay? 879 00:31:22,632 --> 00:31:25,099 So just, just let him talk. 880 00:31:25,101 --> 00:31:26,634 Okay? 881 00:31:26,636 --> 00:31:28,269 So, yeah, you know there's been thousands of accounts, 882 00:31:28,271 --> 00:31:30,872 you know, over time, I mean, the miners up in the mines. 883 00:31:30,874 --> 00:31:33,641 Uh, stories of, you know, people just like us, 884 00:31:33,643 --> 00:31:35,676 just sittin' around the campfire, 885 00:31:35,678 --> 00:31:36,745 hearing weird shit in the woods 886 00:31:36,747 --> 00:31:39,346 and, you know, like rocks and sticks 887 00:31:39,348 --> 00:31:40,581 getting thrown at their tents and stuff. 888 00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:41,448 I mean, it's just. 889 00:31:41,450 --> 00:31:44,151 CHAD: Yeah, those people are lying. 890 00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:46,120 - Whatever, Chad. - No, I mean, come on. 891 00:31:46,122 --> 00:31:47,689 I mean, think about it. 892 00:31:47,691 --> 00:31:50,391 Out of thousands of sightings, 893 00:31:50,393 --> 00:31:53,895 the only proof we have out of thousands of sightings 894 00:31:53,897 --> 00:31:58,633 is some blurry photographs and one video 895 00:31:58,635 --> 00:32:01,703 of Bigfoot, you know, walking all retarded. 896 00:32:01,705 --> 00:32:02,539 Not retarded. 897 00:32:04,140 --> 00:32:05,542 My sister is autistic. 898 00:32:06,710 --> 00:32:09,678 Mentally handicapped, please. 899 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,712 Yeah, man. 900 00:32:10,714 --> 00:32:11,648 My niece, his sister. 901 00:32:12,649 --> 00:32:13,582 - What the fuck? - Okay, yes, 902 00:32:13,584 --> 00:32:17,652 but regardless, it's one video 903 00:32:17,654 --> 00:32:21,823 of Bigfoot, you know. (GROANING) 904 00:32:21,825 --> 00:32:24,859 I mean that shit looks so fake! 905 00:32:24,861 --> 00:32:25,794 Chad! 906 00:32:25,796 --> 00:32:28,296 I am fucking serious, man! 907 00:32:28,298 --> 00:32:30,599 Just keep your opinions to yourself. 908 00:32:30,601 --> 00:32:32,601 Yeah, man, just let him talk, alright? 909 00:32:32,603 --> 00:32:34,636 We're just chilling, alright? 910 00:32:34,638 --> 00:32:36,440 Having a good time, alright? 911 00:32:37,574 --> 00:32:39,407 I mean, I love Bigfoot. 912 00:32:39,409 --> 00:32:40,375 Thanks, man. 913 00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:44,114 And aliens and ghosts, I mean. 914 00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:45,947 As a matter of fact, I got a ghost 915 00:32:45,949 --> 00:32:47,749 living in my house right now. 916 00:32:47,751 --> 00:32:49,517 Uncle does, too! 917 00:32:49,519 --> 00:32:50,585 Tell 'em about it. 918 00:32:50,587 --> 00:32:51,720 Yeah, that's right. 919 00:32:51,722 --> 00:32:53,557 I do have a ghost. 920 00:32:54,758 --> 00:32:55,890 It was about three o'clock in the afternoon 921 00:32:55,892 --> 00:32:57,592 and I was taking a nap. 922 00:32:57,594 --> 00:32:58,593 All of a sudden the bedroom door 923 00:32:58,595 --> 00:33:00,896 - just swung right open. - Wow. 924 00:33:00,898 --> 00:33:02,898 I thought at first it must be the cat 925 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:05,901 or, you know, my wife playing a joke on me or something. 926 00:33:05,903 --> 00:33:07,837 But the wife wasn't home and the cat 927 00:33:07,839 --> 00:33:09,404 was sleeping right next to me. 928 00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:10,973 So I thought, well, maybe a breeze came in, 929 00:33:10,975 --> 00:33:13,876 maybe the door was open or something or a window. 930 00:33:13,878 --> 00:33:16,678 Checked all the windows, doors, nope. 931 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,883 There was no fucking explanation of what it was. 932 00:33:19,984 --> 00:33:21,251 I'm tellin' you, man. 933 00:33:21,986 --> 00:33:23,385 Fuckin' ghost. 934 00:33:23,387 --> 00:33:25,286 You're lucky, man, because my ghost 935 00:33:25,288 --> 00:33:26,590 scared the shit out of me. 936 00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:31,493 It would, like, turn on appliances around the house, 937 00:33:31,495 --> 00:33:33,765 knock shit off the walls, move furniture. 938 00:33:35,399 --> 00:33:38,000 As a matter of fact, I think one time it tried to kill me. 939 00:33:38,002 --> 00:33:39,434 - I swear to God. - What? 940 00:33:39,436 --> 00:33:40,603 Yeah. 941 00:33:40,605 --> 00:33:41,570 - I went out... - Some heavy shit. 942 00:33:41,572 --> 00:33:44,774 No, I went outside to go check the mail, 943 00:33:44,776 --> 00:33:47,743 I come right back the house smells like gas. 944 00:33:47,745 --> 00:33:49,244 So sure enough, I go to the kitchen 945 00:33:49,246 --> 00:33:52,448 and gas stove right there and the knob 946 00:33:52,450 --> 00:33:55,551 is slightly turned releasing gas. 947 00:33:55,553 --> 00:33:57,220 And you couldn't have done that? 948 00:33:58,389 --> 00:33:59,588 No. 949 00:33:59,590 --> 00:34:00,656 Yeah, but you couldn't have accidentally 950 00:34:00,658 --> 00:34:02,658 - brushed the knob? - No. 951 00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:04,293 I was not in the kitchen. 952 00:34:04,295 --> 00:34:05,828 (BEASTLY GROWLING) 953 00:34:05,830 --> 00:34:07,296 That's not the point. 954 00:34:07,298 --> 00:34:09,799 Well, maybe you didn't turn it off all the way 955 00:34:09,801 --> 00:34:11,567 and then you didn't notice until it started 956 00:34:11,569 --> 00:34:12,802 filling up with gas over time... 957 00:34:12,804 --> 00:34:13,969 Dude. 958 00:34:13,971 --> 00:34:15,438 Relax. 959 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,673 Regardless, I got rid of the ghost. 960 00:34:17,675 --> 00:34:19,375 So how'd you get rid of it? 961 00:34:19,377 --> 00:34:20,843 You wanna know how I got rid of it? 962 00:34:20,845 --> 00:34:21,944 Well, yeah. 963 00:34:21,946 --> 00:34:24,716 (VINNY CHUCKLES) 964 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:31,723 It's like a scene in one of my movies. 965 00:34:35,359 --> 00:34:37,361 I looked at it right in its ghostly eyes 966 00:34:40,865 --> 00:34:41,766 and I said, 967 00:34:43,801 --> 00:34:45,670 - get the fuck out. - Shit! 968 00:34:47,638 --> 00:34:49,072 Awesome, awesome! 969 00:34:49,074 --> 00:34:50,006 That's cool. 970 00:34:50,008 --> 00:34:51,741 That's what I'm talking about. 971 00:34:51,743 --> 00:34:53,979 I mean, I didn't get rid of it but 972 00:34:55,313 --> 00:34:56,880 it sure shut the fuck up for awhile. 973 00:34:56,882 --> 00:34:59,548 - (MEN LAUGHING) - Wow, nice. 974 00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:00,817 Yeah, man, I believe in UFOs. 975 00:35:00,819 --> 00:35:02,886 I've seen a UFO. 976 00:35:02,888 --> 00:35:05,021 Unidentified Flying Objects. 977 00:35:05,023 --> 00:35:06,757 No shit, I really saw it. 978 00:35:06,759 --> 00:35:07,991 I really did. 979 00:35:07,993 --> 00:35:08,959 Seriously. 980 00:35:08,961 --> 00:35:10,459 - Very good. - Saw it. 981 00:35:10,461 --> 00:35:11,797 And, uh, I could tell you, 982 00:35:13,431 --> 00:35:16,800 it made me realize there's something bigger out there. 983 00:35:16,802 --> 00:35:17,801 Okay? 984 00:35:17,803 --> 00:35:19,770 And I believe in Bigfoot. 985 00:35:19,772 --> 00:35:21,370 There you go. 986 00:35:21,372 --> 00:35:23,840 You don't seriously believe in this shit. 987 00:35:23,842 --> 00:35:26,910 I mean use your fuckin' brains. 988 00:35:26,912 --> 00:35:28,779 Are none of you educated? 989 00:35:28,781 --> 00:35:32,516 I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you people? 990 00:35:32,518 --> 00:35:33,850 I'm educated. 991 00:35:33,852 --> 00:35:35,452 It doesn't take a scientist to know 992 00:35:35,454 --> 00:35:36,853 that the gravitational pull could 993 00:35:36,855 --> 00:35:39,856 cause some crazy mutations on our planet. 994 00:35:39,858 --> 00:35:42,526 Could explain things like the chupacabra, 995 00:35:42,528 --> 00:35:45,428 loch ness monster, vampires, werewolves. 996 00:35:45,430 --> 00:35:47,531 - Kim Kardashian's ass. - Yeah! 997 00:35:47,533 --> 00:35:49,099 That's unreal. (MEN CHUCKLING) 998 00:35:49,101 --> 00:35:50,000 Okay, you know what? 999 00:35:50,002 --> 00:35:51,935 That's it, that's it. 1000 00:35:51,937 --> 00:35:53,770 I can't take any more of this. 1001 00:35:53,772 --> 00:35:55,605 Alright, I mean you people can't tell me 1002 00:35:55,607 --> 00:35:58,809 you actually believe what the fuck you're saying 1003 00:35:58,811 --> 00:36:02,712 because science has proven you wrong over, 1004 00:36:02,714 --> 00:36:03,814 no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1005 00:36:03,816 --> 00:36:08,754 Because science has proven you wrong over and over 1006 00:36:09,855 --> 00:36:11,788 and over and there's not one ounce, 1007 00:36:11,790 --> 00:36:14,424 not one fucking shred of proof 1008 00:36:14,426 --> 00:36:17,828 that any of you have any fucking idea 1009 00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:19,830 about what you're talking about. 1010 00:36:19,832 --> 00:36:22,632 Dude, shut the fuck up, okay? 1011 00:36:22,634 --> 00:36:23,733 Just shut the fuck up. 1012 00:36:23,735 --> 00:36:25,735 I mean if it wasn't for my ghost 1013 00:36:25,737 --> 00:36:27,404 to scare off the wrong woman, 1014 00:36:27,406 --> 00:36:29,606 I could've married the fucking bitch 1015 00:36:29,608 --> 00:36:30,875 and that would've been the death of me. 1016 00:36:30,877 --> 00:36:32,542 - So calm down. - Guys! 1017 00:36:32,544 --> 00:36:33,813 That is enough, okay? 1018 00:36:35,048 --> 00:36:37,849 Now I told you, you could come if you didn't start any shit 1019 00:36:37,851 --> 00:36:39,884 and that's all you've been doing all night. 1020 00:36:39,886 --> 00:36:42,653 This is Pat's bachelor party. 1021 00:36:42,655 --> 00:36:43,620 You gave me your word, man. 1022 00:36:43,622 --> 00:36:46,190 And all you're doing is pissing everybody off. 1023 00:36:46,192 --> 00:36:48,826 You're pissin' off Vinny, you're pissin' off Pat. 1024 00:36:48,828 --> 00:36:50,928 You're pissin' off my nephew, Jarrett, and me! 1025 00:36:50,930 --> 00:36:52,797 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1026 00:36:52,799 --> 00:36:54,532 Just sit the fuck down. 1027 00:36:54,534 --> 00:36:57,835 Just sit the fuck down, sit the fuck down, man. 1028 00:36:57,837 --> 00:36:59,871 Jesus Christ, what's wrong with you? 1029 00:36:59,873 --> 00:37:01,839 No, no, I'm not gonna do that 1030 00:37:01,841 --> 00:37:05,042 because I'm not gonna let you do that to yourselves, okay? 1031 00:37:05,044 --> 00:37:06,510 Because, you know, get your 1032 00:37:06,512 --> 00:37:09,046 fuckin' head out of the clouds, people. 1033 00:37:09,048 --> 00:37:11,883 Let me do you a favor here, okay? 1034 00:37:11,885 --> 00:37:14,585 There is no fucking Santa Claus, 1035 00:37:14,587 --> 00:37:16,621 there's not fucking Easter Bunny. 1036 00:37:16,623 --> 00:37:19,924 - There's no Tooth Fairy... - Chad, I swear to God, 1037 00:37:19,926 --> 00:37:21,158 you better quit while you're ahead 1038 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,227 because if the next word out of your mouth 1039 00:37:23,229 --> 00:37:25,863 - is God... - There's no God either, 1040 00:37:25,865 --> 00:37:27,999 you fuckin' Jesus freak. 1041 00:37:28,001 --> 00:37:30,202 - Ooh! - Ooh, shit. 1042 00:37:30,204 --> 00:37:32,870 - It's about time! - It's a great party, Jinx. 1043 00:37:32,872 --> 00:37:34,038 Man, he gave me his word, okay? 1044 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,041 I'm sorry, I didn't know he was gonna be a fuckin' dick. 1045 00:37:37,043 --> 00:37:39,244 It's a good thing I took 60 bucks off that motherfucker. 1046 00:37:39,246 --> 00:37:40,912 (MAN LAUGHING) 1047 00:37:40,914 --> 00:37:41,948 Alright. 1048 00:37:42,815 --> 00:37:44,049 Help me get this asshole. 1049 00:37:44,051 --> 00:37:45,716 Here. 1050 00:37:45,718 --> 00:37:48,053 You get his legs and I'll get his upper body. 1051 00:37:48,055 --> 00:37:49,889 - Okay. - Then we turn him over. 1052 00:37:51,925 --> 00:37:52,857 Oh shit, give me a second. 1053 00:37:52,859 --> 00:37:54,092 Oh yeah, he's real light. 1054 00:37:54,094 --> 00:37:57,528 Yeah, of course he is, cause you've got the fuckin' legs. 1055 00:37:57,530 --> 00:37:58,663 God damn, it's heavy for me. 1056 00:37:58,665 --> 00:37:59,967 I need to workout, fuck. 1057 00:38:01,135 --> 00:38:03,801 - Freeze! - Oh, shit! 1058 00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:06,671 What the hell are you boys doing out here? 1059 00:38:06,673 --> 00:38:08,739 And what the hell happened to him? 1060 00:38:08,741 --> 00:38:09,609 Uh. 1061 00:38:10,978 --> 00:38:13,577 Hi, officer, I think everything's alright here. 1062 00:38:13,579 --> 00:38:14,748 Nothing to worry about. 1063 00:38:15,883 --> 00:38:17,950 This guy, he's just had a little too much to drink. 1064 00:38:17,952 --> 00:38:18,951 He's a friend of ours. 1065 00:38:18,953 --> 00:38:22,888 Just, just wanted to let him sleep it off, okay? 1066 00:38:22,890 --> 00:38:23,755 We were just about to put him in the tent 1067 00:38:23,757 --> 00:38:26,224 and I can vouch for his health totally, 1068 00:38:26,226 --> 00:38:28,193 I used to be a medic in Afghanistan. 1069 00:38:28,195 --> 00:38:31,096 Yeah, well, you're in a No Trespassing zone 1070 00:38:31,098 --> 00:38:33,865 and that's a 300 dollar fine for each of you. 1071 00:38:33,867 --> 00:38:34,967 And that doesn't even include 1072 00:38:34,969 --> 00:38:37,569 what the sheriff will do if he catches you out here. 1073 00:38:37,571 --> 00:38:40,605 He will lock you up in jail until the judge 1074 00:38:40,607 --> 00:38:43,008 comes in on Monday morning. 1075 00:38:43,010 --> 00:38:46,311 Uh, ma'am, can I just come over there 1076 00:38:46,313 --> 00:38:47,746 and talk to you for a second? 1077 00:38:47,748 --> 00:38:50,816 Vinny, can Vinny and this guy just put 1078 00:38:50,818 --> 00:38:52,751 Chad in his tent so he can rest? 1079 00:38:52,753 --> 00:38:54,720 He needs to go in the tent. 1080 00:38:54,722 --> 00:38:58,056 Yeah, I just wanna have a quick word with you, ma'am. 1081 00:38:58,058 --> 00:38:59,257 Okay, but don't touch me. 1082 00:38:59,259 --> 00:39:00,859 Okay, don't touch me. 1083 00:39:00,861 --> 00:39:02,127 Ma'am, I'm over here. 1084 00:39:02,129 --> 00:39:03,829 My hands are right here, I'm not gonna touch you. 1085 00:39:03,831 --> 00:39:05,130 How's that? 1086 00:39:05,132 --> 00:39:06,064 - That work? - Alright. 1087 00:39:06,066 --> 00:39:07,032 Don't touch her, Uncle. 1088 00:39:07,034 --> 00:39:08,600 Do you want 'em behind my head, is that okay? 1089 00:39:08,602 --> 00:39:09,835 Don't touch me! 1090 00:39:09,837 --> 00:39:11,270 Okay, hands are behind my head. 1091 00:39:11,272 --> 00:39:12,938 I'm coming. 1092 00:39:12,940 --> 00:39:14,140 Could you, could you maybe turn off the light a little bit? 1093 00:39:14,142 --> 00:39:15,141 It's really bright, I can't. 1094 00:39:15,143 --> 00:39:17,009 It's blinding me, ma'am. 1095 00:39:17,011 --> 00:39:18,577 Okay, but I got a gun. 1096 00:39:18,579 --> 00:39:20,045 Yeah, I can see that gun, 1097 00:39:20,047 --> 00:39:23,118 I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna do anything. 1098 00:39:26,121 --> 00:39:28,087 - Still got my gun. - Thank you. 1099 00:39:28,089 --> 00:39:29,088 Yeah, hi. 1100 00:39:29,090 --> 00:39:31,124 I can see you got the gun there. 1101 00:39:31,126 --> 00:39:33,261 Would you mind lowering that? 1102 00:39:34,695 --> 00:39:36,162 Okay. 1103 00:39:36,164 --> 00:39:36,996 Thank you. 1104 00:39:36,998 --> 00:39:38,864 Can I lower my hands? 1105 00:39:38,866 --> 00:39:39,999 Slowly. 1106 00:39:40,001 --> 00:39:42,203 Alright, just wanna grab my wallet here real quick. 1107 00:39:44,339 --> 00:39:46,172 I was thinking, we could, you know, we could 1108 00:39:46,174 --> 00:39:49,809 - maybe work something out. - Oh no, I don't take bribes. 1109 00:39:49,811 --> 00:39:51,179 - You sure? - Mmhmm. 1110 00:39:52,947 --> 00:39:54,380 Maybe we could just talk then? 1111 00:39:54,382 --> 00:39:56,015 Oh, you're not talking yourself out of this. 1112 00:39:56,017 --> 00:39:57,984 This is a No Trespassing zone. 1113 00:39:57,986 --> 00:39:59,919 Restricted Area, it says right there. 1114 00:39:59,921 --> 00:40:00,855 Do not enter. 1115 00:40:01,823 --> 00:40:03,758 Oh, it sure as hell does. 1116 00:40:04,959 --> 00:40:09,629 You know, we came in over there, so. 1117 00:40:09,631 --> 00:40:10,832 We didn't see that sign. 1118 00:40:12,967 --> 00:40:16,069 My buddy over there, Pat, he's, 1119 00:40:16,071 --> 00:40:18,037 he's about to make the biggest mistake of his life 1120 00:40:18,039 --> 00:40:20,073 and he's gonna marry the wrong woman 1121 00:40:20,075 --> 00:40:21,974 and I just thought I'd bring him out here 1122 00:40:21,976 --> 00:40:23,142 and show him one last good time 1123 00:40:23,144 --> 00:40:25,044 before his, you know, his funeral. 1124 00:40:25,046 --> 00:40:26,245 It's kind of a bachelor party for him. 1125 00:40:26,247 --> 00:40:28,848 A bachelor party? 1126 00:40:28,850 --> 00:40:30,384 In the middle of the woods? 1127 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:32,819 - (WOMAN LAUGHS) - Fuckin' Jinx. 1128 00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:34,854 You better get us out of this. 1129 00:40:34,856 --> 00:40:36,089 Don't worry about it. 1130 00:40:36,091 --> 00:40:37,156 This will be fine. 1131 00:40:37,158 --> 00:40:38,124 Pussy whipped. 1132 00:40:38,126 --> 00:40:41,229 I mean, uh, he's so whipped. 1133 00:40:43,898 --> 00:40:46,132 Well, she's kind of controlling 1134 00:40:46,134 --> 00:40:48,134 and doesn't really let him do much 1135 00:40:48,136 --> 00:40:50,837 and the only thing that she would allow 1136 00:40:50,839 --> 00:40:52,339 me to do for the bachelor party 1137 00:40:52,341 --> 00:40:54,774 was to, you know, bring him out here camping. 1138 00:40:54,776 --> 00:40:56,742 Uncle will get us out of this, okay? 1139 00:40:56,744 --> 00:40:59,146 Uncle's, Uncle knows what he's doing. 1140 00:40:59,148 --> 00:41:01,281 Just, you know take him out here. 1141 00:41:01,283 --> 00:41:03,049 Oh, uh. 1142 00:41:03,051 --> 00:41:05,718 You happen to know that actor, Vinny Blades? 1143 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:07,254 You know that guy that stars 1144 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:08,955 in all those Switchblade movies? 1145 00:41:08,957 --> 00:41:10,690 They're kind of goofy but have you ever seen 'em? 1146 00:41:10,692 --> 00:41:11,992 Vinny Blades? 1147 00:41:11,994 --> 00:41:13,260 Oh my God, he's like my 1148 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,962 most favorite actor in the whole world. 1149 00:41:14,964 --> 00:41:16,796 He's got those bedroom eyes. 1150 00:41:16,798 --> 00:41:18,065 That's the guy I'm talking about. 1151 00:41:18,067 --> 00:41:21,101 Well, if you look right over there. 1152 00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:23,003 - That's him. - Oh my God! 1153 00:41:23,005 --> 00:41:25,105 Do you think I could get his autograph? 1154 00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:26,206 I could probably arrange that 1155 00:41:26,208 --> 00:41:27,908 if you wanna work something out. 1156 00:41:27,910 --> 00:41:32,246 What I was thinking is, you let us stay all night 1157 00:41:32,248 --> 00:41:34,281 and we'll leave in the morning. 1158 00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:36,116 First light, what do you say? 1159 00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:37,251 Well, as long as you swear 1160 00:41:37,253 --> 00:41:38,485 you'll be gone in the morning, 1161 00:41:38,487 --> 00:41:40,854 I don't see how it would be a problem. 1162 00:41:40,856 --> 00:41:43,090 - So we got a deal? - Deal. 1163 00:41:43,092 --> 00:41:43,924 Alright. 1164 00:41:43,926 --> 00:41:45,392 Very good. 1165 00:41:45,394 --> 00:41:47,161 Hey, uh, Vinny. 1166 00:41:47,163 --> 00:41:51,031 Could you come over here and meet a superfan? 1167 00:41:51,033 --> 00:41:54,134 She's a superfan of yours and, if you could, 1168 00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:55,836 bring one of those super delicious brownies 1169 00:41:55,838 --> 00:41:57,373 that you make homemade. 1170 00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:03,746 Yeah, that is Vinny Blades. 1171 00:42:04,413 --> 00:42:05,414 Vinny Blades! 1172 00:42:07,183 --> 00:42:08,048 Oh. 1173 00:42:08,050 --> 00:42:09,417 Howdy, ma'am. 1174 00:42:09,419 --> 00:42:10,920 Always good to meet a fan. 1175 00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:14,288 (VINNY CHUCKLES) 1176 00:42:14,290 --> 00:42:15,324 Oh. 1177 00:42:17,026 --> 00:42:20,328 I got this, uh, homemade brownie just for you. 1178 00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:25,335 Vinny, that is the extra extra special brownie, right? 1179 00:42:26,001 --> 00:42:27,000 Yeah. 1180 00:42:27,002 --> 00:42:28,869 Hey, it's not my first rodeo. 1181 00:42:28,871 --> 00:42:30,103 This is one tasty brownie. 1182 00:42:30,105 --> 00:42:32,207 This is one of the best I've ever eaten. 1183 00:42:32,209 --> 00:42:33,210 VINNY: Mm, mmhmm. 1184 00:42:35,245 --> 00:42:38,179 Uh, listen, Vinny, I was kinda thinking 1185 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:40,881 that maybe you could, uh, you know 1186 00:42:40,883 --> 00:42:44,252 take a couple pics with her and give her an autograph. 1187 00:42:44,254 --> 00:42:45,288 What do you say? 1188 00:42:49,526 --> 00:42:50,358 Aw, come on, man. 1189 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,328 You know, it's for me. 1190 00:42:53,330 --> 00:42:54,562 You know. 1191 00:42:54,564 --> 00:42:55,365 Special favor. 1192 00:42:56,266 --> 00:42:58,066 I owe you one, okay? 1193 00:42:58,068 --> 00:42:58,967 Why not? 1194 00:42:58,969 --> 00:42:59,934 Hmm? 1195 00:42:59,936 --> 00:43:00,937 Would you sign my chest? 1196 00:43:02,372 --> 00:43:05,375 It is my specialty. (LAUGHING) 1197 00:43:06,910 --> 00:43:07,743 Alright. 1198 00:43:09,546 --> 00:43:11,381 Fucking fans of his. 1199 00:43:13,850 --> 00:43:15,185 VINNY: Vinny. 1200 00:43:16,586 --> 00:43:17,420 Blades. 1201 00:43:19,256 --> 00:43:20,855 Oh, when I get off in the morning, 1202 00:43:20,857 --> 00:43:24,292 I am so getting this permanently tattooed on my breasts. 1203 00:43:24,294 --> 00:43:25,159 We're in the same fuckin' movie, 1204 00:43:25,161 --> 00:43:26,594 I don't get to sign no fuckin' titties. 1205 00:43:26,596 --> 00:43:27,962 Hell yeah. 1206 00:43:27,964 --> 00:43:29,430 That's what I'm talking about. 1207 00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:31,034 A true fan. 1208 00:43:32,202 --> 00:43:33,503 JINX: Of course, of course. 1209 00:43:35,372 --> 00:43:37,438 Hey, why don't you come by the fire over there with us? 1210 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,875 It's nice and toasty. 1211 00:43:42,946 --> 00:43:45,313 What a fuckin' douchebag. 1212 00:43:45,315 --> 00:43:46,816 Jesus Christ. 1213 00:43:50,621 --> 00:43:52,355 Do you got anything to drink? 1214 00:43:53,323 --> 00:43:54,525 Got this awesome sauce. 1215 00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:56,924 No. 1216 00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:58,126 Caroline doesn't let me, 1217 00:43:58,128 --> 00:43:59,428 like it when I drink. 1218 00:43:59,430 --> 00:44:00,462 Hey. 1219 00:44:00,464 --> 00:44:01,399 How's that brownie? 1220 00:44:03,033 --> 00:44:04,165 Timmy. 1221 00:44:04,167 --> 00:44:05,334 It's great brownie. 1222 00:44:05,336 --> 00:44:07,137 - Vinny. - Right. 1223 00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:09,271 Dude. 1224 00:44:09,273 --> 00:44:11,340 - Just have a beer, bro. - Yeah. 1225 00:44:11,342 --> 00:44:13,043 - Thanks, man. - Nice catch. 1226 00:44:15,045 --> 00:44:19,949 (CAN HISSES) (PAT GIGGLES) 1227 00:44:21,352 --> 00:44:23,552 Would you like a beer to wash down that tasty brownie? 1228 00:44:23,554 --> 00:44:25,056 No, I'm on duty. 1229 00:44:26,624 --> 00:44:29,124 Have you ever seen a Bigfoot? 1230 00:44:29,126 --> 00:44:30,561 Or like a family of Bigfeet? 1231 00:44:31,529 --> 00:44:33,462 No, it's Bigfoot. 1232 00:44:33,464 --> 00:44:34,630 Bigfoot. 1233 00:44:34,632 --> 00:44:36,932 And, bro, she can't tell you that. 1234 00:44:36,934 --> 00:44:38,367 It's top secret. 1235 00:44:38,369 --> 00:44:40,002 It's not top secret. 1236 00:44:40,004 --> 00:44:41,270 Then why are there all these signs around here 1237 00:44:41,272 --> 00:44:43,138 that say Restricted Area: Do Not Enter? 1238 00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:45,174 Because all these redneck hunters 1239 00:44:45,176 --> 00:44:46,575 are coming around here trying to kill Bigfoot 1240 00:44:46,577 --> 00:44:48,210 for a million dollars and they're putting 1241 00:44:48,212 --> 00:44:50,012 bear traps out and hurting people. 1242 00:44:50,014 --> 00:44:51,213 Really? 1243 00:44:51,215 --> 00:44:53,282 There's fuckin' bear traps out here? 1244 00:44:53,284 --> 00:44:54,118 Great. 1245 00:44:55,186 --> 00:44:56,387 What the fuck is that? 1246 00:44:58,489 --> 00:45:00,222 What is that? 1247 00:45:00,224 --> 00:45:01,290 (ANIMAL CAWING IN THE DISTANCE) 1248 00:45:01,292 --> 00:45:04,495 Sounds like fuckin' chimp sounds or something. 1249 00:45:05,429 --> 00:45:07,630 You don't have monkeys out here, do you? 1250 00:45:07,632 --> 00:45:08,497 No. 1251 00:45:08,499 --> 00:45:09,533 No monkeys. 1252 00:45:11,268 --> 00:45:12,203 Shh, shh. 1253 00:45:13,337 --> 00:45:14,671 Shh. 1254 00:45:14,673 --> 00:45:16,305 (ANIMAL HOWLING IN THE DISTANCE) 1255 00:45:16,307 --> 00:45:17,940 Wolves. 1256 00:45:17,942 --> 00:45:18,577 It's wolves. 1257 00:45:20,444 --> 00:45:22,044 Werewolves. 1258 00:45:22,046 --> 00:45:24,246 No, no werewolves, no Bigfoot, 1259 00:45:24,248 --> 00:45:26,382 it's probably just a couple of coyotes. 1260 00:45:26,384 --> 00:45:28,117 It's cay-oats. 1261 00:45:28,119 --> 00:45:31,621 It's cay-oats not coyotes, it's cay-oat country. 1262 00:45:31,623 --> 00:45:32,689 (PAT SNICKERS) 1263 00:45:32,691 --> 00:45:33,625 Cay-oat country. 1264 00:45:36,561 --> 00:45:39,096 Whatever the fuck it is, it's getting closer. 1265 00:45:40,632 --> 00:45:42,097 Yeah. 1266 00:45:42,099 --> 00:45:43,033 He's right. 1267 00:45:45,470 --> 00:45:46,904 It's right there. 1268 00:45:50,975 --> 00:45:52,977 What the fuck is that? 1269 00:45:55,447 --> 00:45:56,548 Who's out there? 1270 00:45:57,716 --> 00:46:01,219 You better show yourself cause I'm a badass park ranger. 1271 00:46:02,554 --> 00:46:04,489 - She's a badass. - Shh! 1272 00:46:05,424 --> 00:46:07,257 What is that? 1273 00:46:07,259 --> 00:46:08,558 What the fuck is that light? 1274 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,261 It's fuckin' glowing in the dark, man. 1275 00:46:11,263 --> 00:46:12,562 It might be one of those fuckin' aliens, 1276 00:46:12,564 --> 00:46:14,232 y'all were talking about earlier. 1277 00:46:15,367 --> 00:46:16,268 Switchblade your ass. 1278 00:46:19,004 --> 00:46:21,206 Fucking put a curse on this fucking thing. 1279 00:46:22,374 --> 00:46:24,374 Whatever it is, it's getting closer. 1280 00:46:24,376 --> 00:46:26,409 Alright, boys, get ready. 1281 00:46:26,411 --> 00:46:28,578 Or we'll fuck your alien ass up! 1282 00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:29,712 She's got the gun. 1283 00:46:29,714 --> 00:46:31,147 She goes first. 1284 00:46:31,149 --> 00:46:31,748 You, you shoot that son of a bitch, alright? 1285 00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:34,083 Mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmm. 1286 00:46:34,085 --> 00:46:35,018 Whoo! 1287 00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:36,085 I got you, boys! 1288 00:46:36,087 --> 00:46:36,719 (JINX LAUGHING) 1289 00:46:36,721 --> 00:46:37,620 It was the strippers. 1290 00:46:37,622 --> 00:46:39,522 - Oh. - Oh my God. 1291 00:46:39,524 --> 00:46:41,124 Yeah, whoo! 1292 00:46:41,126 --> 00:46:42,559 The strippers. 1293 00:46:42,561 --> 00:46:44,527 - Fucking party time! - You have strippers? 1294 00:46:44,529 --> 00:46:46,630 Yes, time to get this party started. 1295 00:46:46,632 --> 00:46:49,600 No, you told me this was just a party in the woods. 1296 00:46:49,602 --> 00:46:52,770 I said bachelor party for my pussy whipped friend. 1297 00:46:52,772 --> 00:46:54,370 Remember? 1298 00:46:54,372 --> 00:46:55,305 It wouldn't be a bachelor party if we didn't 1299 00:46:55,307 --> 00:46:57,073 have some strippers, right? 1300 00:46:57,075 --> 00:46:58,475 I'm gonna get in so much trouble. 1301 00:46:58,477 --> 00:47:00,143 You're not gonna get in any trouble. 1302 00:47:00,145 --> 00:47:01,679 Just hang out with us. 1303 00:47:01,681 --> 00:47:03,581 Eat another brownie, you know? 1304 00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:04,682 Vinny's got some more of those brownies 1305 00:47:04,684 --> 00:47:06,517 - and you love that brownie. - I like those brownies. 1306 00:47:06,519 --> 00:47:08,251 - Right. - Okay, okay. 1307 00:47:08,253 --> 00:47:10,488 But everything has to be cleaned out by the morning. 1308 00:47:10,490 --> 00:47:11,555 Everything. 1309 00:47:11,557 --> 00:47:13,089 - Hey. - You got me? 1310 00:47:13,091 --> 00:47:14,324 Scout's honor. 1311 00:47:14,326 --> 00:47:15,526 Whatever that shit is, right? 1312 00:47:15,528 --> 00:47:17,461 - We give our word, right? - Alright. 1313 00:47:17,463 --> 00:47:18,395 Promise. 1314 00:47:18,397 --> 00:47:20,129 We will be off first light. 1315 00:47:20,131 --> 00:47:22,633 Alright, so, let's get the party started, right? 1316 00:47:22,635 --> 00:47:24,301 You girls, ready? 1317 00:47:24,303 --> 00:47:25,136 Not yet. 1318 00:47:26,405 --> 00:47:27,638 What do you mean? 1319 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,342 BAMBI: You have to pay our boss. 1320 00:47:30,476 --> 00:47:31,809 You brought your boss out here? 1321 00:47:31,811 --> 00:47:34,578 Why would, why would you bring your boss out here? 1322 00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:37,080 To make sure you guys don't get too out of hand. 1323 00:47:37,082 --> 00:47:39,118 To make sure you pay before you play. 1324 00:47:40,853 --> 00:47:42,620 Okay. 1325 00:47:42,622 --> 00:47:44,622 Well, where is your boss? 1326 00:47:44,624 --> 00:47:45,458 Back there. 1327 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,561 Alright. 1328 00:47:49,562 --> 00:47:50,696 I'll go pay your boss. 1329 00:47:52,698 --> 00:47:55,866 - Take care of him. - So who's ready 1330 00:47:55,868 --> 00:47:57,601 - for a good time? - Well, hell yeah! 1331 00:47:57,603 --> 00:47:58,536 Let's do it, man. 1332 00:47:58,538 --> 00:48:00,371 Who's ready for a good time? 1333 00:48:00,373 --> 00:48:03,173 Whoo! (MAN LAUGHING) 1334 00:48:03,175 --> 00:48:04,176 What's up, my man? 1335 00:48:05,478 --> 00:48:07,480 My friends call me Jinx, what's your name? 1336 00:48:08,514 --> 00:48:09,348 Brick. 1337 00:48:11,517 --> 00:48:14,487 Brick, is that cause you're built like a shit brickhouse? 1338 00:48:16,489 --> 00:48:17,323 Okay. 1339 00:48:19,726 --> 00:48:21,325 Right. (CLEARS THROAT) 1340 00:48:21,327 --> 00:48:23,327 So is everything, everything's good? 1341 00:48:23,329 --> 00:48:24,663 We're good, we're good to go? 1342 00:48:24,665 --> 00:48:25,732 You got the cash? 1343 00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:29,701 Uh, yeah, yeah, I got the cash. 1344 00:48:29,703 --> 00:48:30,568 600 bucks, right? 1345 00:48:30,570 --> 00:48:31,605 For two hours? 1346 00:48:33,506 --> 00:48:35,874 I got, uh, a few, some 20s and fives in there, 1347 00:48:35,876 --> 00:48:37,341 is that alright? 1348 00:48:37,343 --> 00:48:40,146 But, man, I assure you, all 600 bucks is there. 1349 00:48:40,847 --> 00:48:42,482 You can count it if you like. 1350 00:48:44,451 --> 00:48:47,485 Same rules apply out here as they do at the club. 1351 00:48:47,487 --> 00:48:50,256 Girls are topless only, no touching. 1352 00:48:51,925 --> 00:48:53,658 So. 1353 00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:55,127 When you say no touching, 1354 00:48:56,730 --> 00:48:58,463 that just means that we can't touch the girls 1355 00:48:58,465 --> 00:49:01,766 but, I mean, the girls can touch us if they want to, right? 1356 00:49:01,768 --> 00:49:04,502 If they really want to, yes. 1357 00:49:04,504 --> 00:49:06,471 But that ain't fittin' to happen. 1358 00:49:06,473 --> 00:49:08,707 And don't be forcing yourself on 'em either 1359 00:49:08,709 --> 00:49:10,811 or you gonna have a major fuckin' problem. 1360 00:49:12,913 --> 00:49:14,412 Well, we don't any major 1361 00:49:14,414 --> 00:49:16,681 fuckin' problems with you, alright? 1362 00:49:16,683 --> 00:49:19,718 We're just a cool group of guys over there. 1363 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:21,853 Everything's gonna be cool, I promise you. 1364 00:49:21,855 --> 00:49:22,787 It's all good. 1365 00:49:22,789 --> 00:49:23,624 No problems. 1366 00:49:25,258 --> 00:49:27,292 Look, I'll be chillin' over here from a distance 1367 00:49:27,294 --> 00:49:29,427 but I could still see what's up. 1368 00:49:29,429 --> 00:49:32,330 Don't make me go over there. 1369 00:49:32,332 --> 00:49:33,531 Okay, bro. 1370 00:49:33,533 --> 00:49:34,334 We're good! 1371 00:49:36,670 --> 00:49:39,437 You got an hour and 55 minutes left. 1372 00:49:39,439 --> 00:49:41,706 Bring 'em back to this spot and don't be late. 1373 00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:45,945 If you do, I'ma charge you another 600 dollars. 1374 00:49:45,947 --> 00:49:48,446 Alright, well, we will not be late. 1375 00:49:48,448 --> 00:49:49,681 - I will see you then. - Hey, Jinx. 1376 00:49:49,683 --> 00:49:52,250 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - Jinx, man, hey. 1377 00:49:52,252 --> 00:49:53,652 Fuck, you're big! 1378 00:49:53,654 --> 00:49:56,554 So I don't know if you remember this, 1379 00:49:56,556 --> 00:49:59,792 but you made a promise to Caroline and me 1380 00:49:59,794 --> 00:50:02,594 that there'd be no strippers. 1381 00:50:02,596 --> 00:50:03,563 There's two of 'em. 1382 00:50:04,464 --> 00:50:05,665 Yeah, that's right. 1383 00:50:05,667 --> 00:50:07,298 You know why I made that promise? 1384 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:09,669 Cause you wanted to bitch out and leave earlier, remember? 1385 00:50:09,671 --> 00:50:11,469 And if I told Caroline the truth, 1386 00:50:11,471 --> 00:50:12,537 you wouldn't be here right now. 1387 00:50:12,539 --> 00:50:15,208 And also the bachelor party's not for you, bro. 1388 00:50:16,010 --> 00:50:17,943 They're for guys like me. 1389 00:50:17,945 --> 00:50:21,346 Miserable bastards who hate fucking being married, okay? 1390 00:50:21,348 --> 00:50:22,815 And single dudes. 1391 00:50:22,817 --> 00:50:24,717 So we're gonna go have a good fuckin' time 1392 00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:27,019 and if you don't wanna have fun, man, that's okay. 1393 00:50:27,021 --> 00:50:28,688 You can just sit back and watch, okay? 1394 00:50:28,690 --> 00:50:29,755 PAT: What's that supposed to mean? 1395 00:50:29,757 --> 00:50:30,956 Dude, I'm telling you. 1396 00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:32,825 Once you fuckin' put that ring on that finger 1397 00:50:32,827 --> 00:50:34,026 your whole life's gonna change. 1398 00:50:34,028 --> 00:50:35,961 All those good times you're having right now, 1399 00:50:35,963 --> 00:50:37,430 you can kiss that shit goodbye. 1400 00:50:37,432 --> 00:50:38,397 You're gonna sit here and tell me, 1401 00:50:38,399 --> 00:50:40,866 oh, I'm so in love with Caroline 1402 00:50:40,868 --> 00:50:43,369 and I can't cheat, looking at titties 1403 00:50:43,371 --> 00:50:45,538 and strippers is cheating on her. 1404 00:50:45,540 --> 00:50:46,839 (PAT SCOFFS) 1405 00:50:46,841 --> 00:50:48,574 You know what I don't understand about you, Jinx? 1406 00:50:48,576 --> 00:50:50,710 Is why you always gotta be so fuckin' negative? 1407 00:50:50,712 --> 00:50:52,445 - Yeah, why you... - Look, Caroline and I, 1408 00:50:52,447 --> 00:50:53,946 we love each other, you've seen us together. 1409 00:50:53,948 --> 00:50:57,316 We never argue and we have plenty of sex. 1410 00:50:57,318 --> 00:50:58,818 Yeah. 1411 00:50:58,820 --> 00:50:59,785 JINX: The good times are over, bro. 1412 00:50:59,787 --> 00:51:01,454 PAT: What the fuck are you talking about? 1413 00:51:01,456 --> 00:51:03,956 I'm talkin' about all that wild sex 1414 00:51:03,958 --> 00:51:05,391 you're talkin' about you have now 1415 00:51:05,393 --> 00:51:07,560 and you're soulmates and she sucks your cock 1416 00:51:07,562 --> 00:51:09,428 and swallows and all that, right? 1417 00:51:09,430 --> 00:51:10,863 - Uh huh. - Uh huh. 1418 00:51:10,865 --> 00:51:13,532 Put the ring on her finger and then talk to me. 1419 00:51:13,534 --> 00:51:15,901 You're gonna be watching that reality TV bullshit, 1420 00:51:15,903 --> 00:51:18,471 - Housewives, fuckin'... - Oh, we love that show. 1421 00:51:18,473 --> 00:51:19,305 Of course, see? 1422 00:51:19,307 --> 00:51:20,040 It's already started. 1423 00:51:20,042 --> 00:51:21,674 How 'bout Vanderpump Rules, man? 1424 00:51:21,676 --> 00:51:24,643 You know Vanderpump, Vanderpump Rules, huh? 1425 00:51:24,645 --> 00:51:26,847 Yeah, that's fucking crazy, too, man. 1426 00:51:26,849 --> 00:51:28,748 My life is fuckin' miserable! 1427 00:51:28,750 --> 00:51:30,884 It fucking sucks! 1428 00:51:30,886 --> 00:51:32,318 Okay? 1429 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,087 I just wanna see some new titties. 1430 00:51:34,089 --> 00:51:35,789 I just want 'em to, like, poke their nipples 1431 00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:37,690 around my face and they might do it 1432 00:51:37,692 --> 00:51:38,825 around my mouth cause I remember that once. 1433 00:51:38,827 --> 00:51:40,493 They kinda, mm, you know? 1434 00:51:40,495 --> 00:51:41,862 Maybe something like that'll happen. 1435 00:51:41,864 --> 00:51:42,696 Look, I'm just gonna. 1436 00:51:42,698 --> 00:51:43,864 Alright, let me just say this, okay? 1437 00:51:43,866 --> 00:51:45,331 It's just not a good idea, man. 1438 00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:46,833 It's really not and I'm gonna go on the record 1439 00:51:46,835 --> 00:51:48,935 and I'm gonna say, this isn't gonna end well. 1440 00:51:48,937 --> 00:51:49,736 It's not. 1441 00:51:49,738 --> 00:51:50,704 I'm tellin' you. 1442 00:51:50,706 --> 00:51:52,038 PAT: It's gonna be just fine 1443 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,940 because you're gonna keep your fuckin' mouth shut 1444 00:51:53,942 --> 00:51:55,508 and have a good time. 1445 00:51:55,510 --> 00:51:58,377 Okay, both of y'all sound like two bitches right now. 1446 00:51:58,379 --> 00:52:00,046 This one's pussy whipped. 1447 00:52:00,048 --> 00:52:01,581 I'm not pussy whipped! 1448 00:52:01,583 --> 00:52:02,783 Why does everybody keep saying that to me? 1449 00:52:02,785 --> 00:52:03,917 Because you're fucking pussy whipped, man. 1450 00:52:03,919 --> 00:52:05,417 Even he, he doesn't even fucking know you 1451 00:52:05,419 --> 00:52:06,653 and he knows you're pussy whipped. 1452 00:52:06,655 --> 00:52:07,788 You're pussy whipped. 1453 00:52:07,790 --> 00:52:09,388 - Okay, here's the deal. - Listen, dude. 1454 00:52:09,390 --> 00:52:10,824 Hey, hey, hey, that's enough, okay? 1455 00:52:10,826 --> 00:52:11,992 He said we had an hour and 50 minutes, 1456 00:52:11,994 --> 00:52:12,826 we've already spent what? 1457 00:52:12,828 --> 00:52:14,494 Five, what time is it? 1458 00:52:14,496 --> 00:52:15,796 Oh yeah, you got an hour and 40 minutes left. 1459 00:52:15,798 --> 00:52:17,063 Alright, that's it, we're going. 1460 00:52:17,065 --> 00:52:18,431 Go back to the fuckin' camp, 1461 00:52:18,433 --> 00:52:19,699 - we're going. - Just don't let. 1462 00:52:19,701 --> 00:52:20,500 Hey, I don't want 'em dancin' on me. 1463 00:52:20,502 --> 00:52:21,735 Brick, we're goin'. 1464 00:52:21,737 --> 00:52:22,504 Brick, don't let 'em dance on me. 1465 00:52:23,872 --> 00:52:26,842 So where is the lucky bachelor for the night tonight? 1466 00:52:28,377 --> 00:52:30,644 Okay, so, who's up first? 1467 00:52:30,646 --> 00:52:33,580 Well, he should be first cause he's the bachelor 1468 00:52:33,582 --> 00:52:35,816 but he's pussy whipped 1469 00:52:35,818 --> 00:52:37,851 and his woman doesn't want him to have any fun 1470 00:52:37,853 --> 00:52:39,853 at his bachelor party cause he's not allowed to have one. 1471 00:52:39,855 --> 00:52:41,421 So. 1472 00:52:41,423 --> 00:52:43,157 I'm goin' first. 1473 00:52:43,159 --> 00:52:45,159 Hey, why can't I go first? 1474 00:52:45,161 --> 00:52:46,593 You're not goin', man. 1475 00:52:46,595 --> 00:52:47,861 You wouldn't even know what to do. 1476 00:52:47,863 --> 00:52:49,696 Just chill out. 1477 00:52:49,698 --> 00:52:51,498 Watch and learn. 1478 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,900 Let your uncle show you how it's done, okay? 1479 00:52:53,902 --> 00:52:55,637 No, I'm goin' first. 1480 00:52:56,839 --> 00:52:58,139 What? 1481 00:52:58,141 --> 00:52:59,739 You wanna go first? 1482 00:52:59,741 --> 00:53:00,540 (JINX SCOFFS) 1483 00:53:00,542 --> 00:53:01,708 You hear that boys? 1484 00:53:01,710 --> 00:53:02,977 Tell you what, 1485 00:53:02,979 --> 00:53:05,982 you dance on her and you can dance on me. 1486 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:10,686 Bring it in. 1487 00:53:13,655 --> 00:53:15,859 (ROCK MUSIC) 1488 00:53:34,143 --> 00:53:35,676 ♪ My mind is racin' 1489 00:53:35,678 --> 00:53:37,178 ♪ And I came to fight 1490 00:53:37,180 --> 00:53:38,579 ♪ The faster I go 1491 00:53:38,581 --> 00:53:41,048 ♪ I'm running behind 1492 00:53:41,050 --> 00:53:42,483 ♪ My tank is empty 1493 00:53:42,485 --> 00:53:43,918 ♪ And so is my soul 1494 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,086 ♪ I was lookin' for love 1495 00:53:45,088 --> 00:53:47,488 ♪ Now I'm losing control 1496 00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:50,591 ♪ I'm down, down, down 1497 00:53:50,593 --> 00:53:53,928 ♪ I'm down, down, down 1498 00:53:53,930 --> 00:53:57,098 ♪ We're all down, down, down 1499 00:53:57,100 --> 00:54:00,570 ♪ All alone without you 1500 00:54:27,497 --> 00:54:29,797 (CHAD CHUCKLES) 1501 00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:30,633 Oh, yes. 1502 00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:33,168 Oh. 1503 00:54:33,170 --> 00:54:37,973 Oh, motherfucker, I'm putting this shit on the internet 1504 00:54:37,975 --> 00:54:40,843 and then we'll see who's getting married now, motherfucker. 1505 00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:44,812 That's right, I'm getting the last laugh. 1506 00:54:44,814 --> 00:54:46,081 Oh, yeah. 1507 00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:47,084 Grind it up. 1508 00:54:48,018 --> 00:54:48,852 That's it. 1509 00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:53,958 Fuck every branch on the way down the breakup tree. 1510 00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:56,524 Fuckin' hate spiders. 1511 00:54:56,526 --> 00:54:57,161 The fuck? 1512 00:54:58,762 --> 00:54:59,897 Got, shit. 1513 00:55:01,564 --> 00:55:03,131 (BRICK SIGHS) Oh, damn. 1514 00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:04,933 Hey! 1515 00:55:04,935 --> 00:55:06,670 Keep your hands to yourself! 1516 00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:08,906 Shit. 1517 00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:11,974 Damn, I swear they act like they ain't 1518 00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:13,243 never seen no pussy before. 1519 00:55:14,611 --> 00:55:16,812 Look at that, it don't make no damn sense. 1520 00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:20,015 I swear on my life, what the fuck? 1521 00:55:20,017 --> 00:55:22,084 (BEAST GROWLING) (MUFFLED SCREAMING) 1522 00:55:22,086 --> 00:55:27,091 (DANCE MUSIC) (WOMEN CHEERING) 1523 00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:32,127 Okay, she's like getting loose. 1524 00:55:32,129 --> 00:55:33,161 Get it! 1525 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:34,863 I wish that was me. 1526 00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:36,198 Yes, look at her go. 1527 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,334 - (CAROLINE LAUGHS) - Oh my God. 1528 00:55:38,336 --> 00:55:40,769 - Oh my God. - Yeah, I cannot believe 1529 00:55:40,771 --> 00:55:42,170 she just put her hand there. 1530 00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:45,674 (WOMAN LAUGHING) 1531 00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:46,908 Knock, knock. 1532 00:55:46,910 --> 00:55:48,210 Are you ready for my cock? 1533 00:55:48,212 --> 00:55:49,845 - (CAROLINE LAUGHS) - Yeah! 1534 00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:50,748 Yeah, I am. 1535 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,182 Oh my God, I can't believe 1536 00:55:53,184 --> 00:55:55,617 she's getting married in one week. 1537 00:55:55,619 --> 00:55:57,119 Me either. 1538 00:55:57,121 --> 00:55:57,986 I don't know how she's gonna give up girls' night out. 1539 00:55:57,988 --> 00:56:00,055 I don't think she will, I mean, 1540 00:56:00,057 --> 00:56:01,857 seriously I don't think she's gonna give it up 1541 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:03,359 just because she's getting married. 1542 00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:05,328 Oh my God, y'all, look at Caroline's page. 1543 00:56:05,330 --> 00:56:07,029 What is it? 1544 00:56:07,031 --> 00:56:08,131 It's Pat dancing with two naked chicks in the woods. 1545 00:56:08,133 --> 00:56:10,832 WOMAN: Oh shit, she's gonna freak the fuck out! 1546 00:56:10,834 --> 00:56:13,169 I know, she doesn't even allow him to drink. 1547 00:56:13,171 --> 00:56:14,370 WOMAN: Should we tell her? 1548 00:56:14,372 --> 00:56:16,072 No, no, no, no. 1549 00:56:16,074 --> 00:56:18,542 She'll flip the fuck out and ruin the night, don't. 1550 00:56:21,079 --> 00:56:24,149 Ten thousand views in five minutes? 1551 00:56:26,784 --> 00:56:29,285 (CAROLINE YELLS) 1552 00:56:29,287 --> 00:56:31,154 Caroline, where are you going? 1553 00:56:31,156 --> 00:56:33,089 Watch where the fuck you're goin'. 1554 00:56:33,091 --> 00:56:35,724 Fuck you, you don't wanna fuck with me tonight. 1555 00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:36,893 - Break it up, break it up. - Really? 1556 00:56:36,895 --> 00:56:38,261 You better take your ass off. 1557 00:56:38,263 --> 00:56:40,331 Yeah, good idea, you fucking cunt. 1558 00:56:44,969 --> 00:56:46,135 - Should we go get her? - No, no, no, leave it. 1559 00:56:46,137 --> 00:56:47,403 Leave it. 1560 00:56:47,405 --> 00:56:51,176 (WOMEN YELLING AND CHEERING) 1561 00:56:56,081 --> 00:56:58,414 WOMAN: Get it, get it! 1562 00:56:58,416 --> 00:57:00,249 - Whoo! - Yeah! 1563 00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:01,953 Have a great night! 1564 00:57:15,867 --> 00:57:18,970 (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC) 1565 00:57:27,812 --> 00:57:30,847 ♪ Power begets power 1566 00:57:30,849 --> 00:57:34,251 ♪ Dead roses in my hand 1567 00:57:34,253 --> 00:57:37,787 ♪ Spirit blurred and stuttering ♪ 1568 00:57:37,789 --> 00:57:41,291 ♪ The antichrist of pain 1569 00:57:41,293 --> 00:57:44,394 ♪ Burnt shadows on my eyes 1570 00:57:44,396 --> 00:57:47,730 ♪ The late damage of you 1571 00:57:47,732 --> 00:57:51,834 ♪ Confused, contrived to what's inside my head ♪ 1572 00:57:51,836 --> 00:57:55,005 ♪ My prison head 1573 00:57:55,007 --> 00:57:56,273 ♪ Are you awake 1574 00:57:56,275 --> 00:57:58,008 ♪ Are you aware 1575 00:57:58,010 --> 00:58:00,010 ♪ Life 1576 00:58:00,012 --> 00:58:01,811 ♪ Dead life 1577 00:58:01,813 --> 00:58:03,247 ♪ Dead life 1578 00:58:03,249 --> 00:58:04,780 ♪ Dead life 1579 00:58:04,782 --> 00:58:06,850 ♪ Life 1580 00:58:06,852 --> 00:58:08,352 ♪ Dead life 1581 00:58:08,354 --> 00:58:10,287 ♪ Dead life 1582 00:58:10,289 --> 00:58:12,424 ♪ Dead life 1583 00:58:18,964 --> 00:58:22,301 (WHIPPED CREAM HISSING) 1584 00:58:25,204 --> 00:58:27,237 ♪ Life 1585 00:58:27,239 --> 00:58:29,173 ♪ Dead life 1586 00:58:29,175 --> 00:58:30,874 ♪ Dead life 1587 00:58:30,876 --> 00:58:32,309 ♪ Dead life 1588 00:58:32,311 --> 00:58:33,277 ♪ Life 1589 00:58:33,279 --> 00:58:35,848 (MEN CHEERING) 1590 00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:39,084 Yeah! 1591 00:58:42,454 --> 00:58:43,987 Yeah! 1592 00:58:43,989 --> 00:58:45,222 Quiet! 1593 00:58:45,224 --> 00:58:46,356 Shut up! 1594 00:58:46,358 --> 00:58:47,525 Quiet! 1595 00:58:47,527 --> 00:58:48,526 Everybody, cool, cool. 1596 00:58:48,528 --> 00:58:49,993 - What's up? - Shh. 1597 00:58:49,995 --> 00:58:51,795 DISPATCHER: Officer Bates, where are you? 1598 00:58:51,797 --> 00:58:53,197 Officer Bates. 1599 00:58:53,199 --> 00:58:54,532 DISPATCHER: How's everything going at Cherokee Creek? 1600 00:58:54,534 --> 00:58:56,099 You never checked in. 1601 00:58:56,101 --> 00:58:57,901 Oh, that was just a false alarm. 1602 00:58:57,903 --> 00:58:59,337 Everything looks good, it's all fine. 1603 00:58:59,339 --> 00:59:00,538 I checked out the north side, 1604 00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:01,905 I'm gonna go check out the east side now. 1605 00:59:01,907 --> 00:59:03,073 DISPATCHER: Sounds good, ten-four. 1606 00:59:03,075 --> 00:59:03,909 Ten-four. 1607 00:59:05,978 --> 00:59:07,211 - Alright. - Alright! 1608 00:59:07,213 --> 00:59:10,113 Everybody, clean up this crap, okay? 1609 00:59:10,115 --> 00:59:11,349 All of it! 1610 00:59:11,351 --> 00:59:13,284 Or I'm gonna find you in the morning. 1611 00:59:13,286 --> 00:59:14,117 - Hey. - Everything. 1612 00:59:14,119 --> 00:59:16,019 We're good, we're good, we're good. 1613 00:59:16,021 --> 00:59:18,789 I'm talking the plates, the cups, everything else, okay? 1614 00:59:18,791 --> 00:59:19,957 There's beer everywhere. 1615 00:59:19,959 --> 00:59:20,857 We don't need a fire. 1616 00:59:20,859 --> 00:59:21,494 Give me my hat. 1617 00:59:22,429 --> 00:59:24,229 Alright, we will clean it up right now. 1618 00:59:24,231 --> 00:59:25,396 Thank you, thank you so much. 1619 00:59:25,398 --> 00:59:28,132 Jarrett, pick up all this shit and throw it in the tent. 1620 00:59:28,134 --> 00:59:29,267 JARRETT: Okay. 1621 00:59:29,269 --> 00:59:31,536 DREW: Get that for me, man, I gotta take a leak. 1622 00:59:31,538 --> 00:59:35,306 I saw these titty bitches all over you 1623 00:59:35,308 --> 00:59:37,275 in the woods and you promised me 1624 00:59:37,277 --> 00:59:39,043 there wouldn't be strippers and now 1625 00:59:39,045 --> 00:59:41,512 you're not picking up your phone, I wonder why. 1626 00:59:41,514 --> 00:59:43,314 I wonder why, Pat. 1627 00:59:43,316 --> 00:59:45,283 I am going to keep calling you 1628 00:59:45,285 --> 00:59:47,919 until I find you in those fucking woods 1629 00:59:47,921 --> 00:59:49,454 and I'm going to sit you down. 1630 00:59:49,456 --> 00:59:50,789 Roll the window down. 1631 00:59:51,558 --> 00:59:52,490 (POUNDING ON GLASS) 1632 00:59:52,492 --> 00:59:53,958 Have one hell of a talk 1633 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,861 because right now I am questioning everything. 1634 00:59:56,863 --> 00:59:58,296 Everything, Pat. 1635 00:59:58,298 --> 01:00:01,332 Call me back. (KNOCKING CONTINUES) 1636 01:00:01,334 --> 01:00:02,267 What? 1637 01:00:02,269 --> 01:00:04,235 You owe me for two dances and three drinks. 1638 01:00:04,237 --> 01:00:05,169 What are you talking about? 1639 01:00:05,171 --> 01:00:06,537 No, it's my bachelorette party. 1640 01:00:06,539 --> 01:00:08,239 My friends are in there, they've got me, 1641 01:00:08,241 --> 01:00:09,240 go talk to them. 1642 01:00:09,242 --> 01:00:11,309 Listen, there's no way you're getting married. 1643 01:00:11,311 --> 01:00:13,144 No dude would marry some chick 1644 01:00:13,146 --> 01:00:14,279 that's hanging out at a dick bar 1645 01:00:14,281 --> 01:00:17,282 every weekend with a life filled with such debauchery. 1646 01:00:17,284 --> 01:00:18,584 There's no bachelorette party, 1647 01:00:18,586 --> 01:00:20,051 you don't have any friends, 1648 01:00:20,053 --> 01:00:21,386 you're going home to feed your cats. 1649 01:00:21,388 --> 01:00:23,087 What? 1650 01:00:23,089 --> 01:00:24,289 What the fuck does that have to do with anything? 1651 01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:27,258 I don't owe you shit, okay, dimwit? 1652 01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:28,926 Listen, there's no need to be a bitch. 1653 01:00:28,928 --> 01:00:33,031 I need you to pay for two dances, three drinks. 1654 01:00:33,033 --> 01:00:34,299 I see you in here every weekend 1655 01:00:34,301 --> 01:00:36,100 spending money on them dicks like it's crack. 1656 01:00:36,102 --> 01:00:38,069 So I need you to go ahead and crack open that purse 1657 01:00:38,071 --> 01:00:40,406 and pay for the two dances and three drinks that you got. 1658 01:00:40,408 --> 01:00:42,641 Okay, fine, don't be such a fucking dick about it. 1659 01:00:42,643 --> 01:00:44,345 Jesus Christ. 1660 01:00:46,247 --> 01:00:49,517 Two dances, three drinks, pay up. 1661 01:00:51,918 --> 01:00:54,388 (ENGINE REVS) 1662 01:01:00,194 --> 01:01:02,596 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 1663 01:01:07,635 --> 01:01:08,469 Oh! 1664 01:01:13,474 --> 01:01:14,373 (PANTS UNZIPPING) 1665 01:01:14,375 --> 01:01:17,076 Little chickee, eat a banana. 1666 01:01:17,078 --> 01:01:19,078 And I'll show you a big daddy. 1667 01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,112 That's right. 1668 01:01:20,114 --> 01:01:22,514 (MAN GROANS) 1669 01:01:22,516 --> 01:01:25,384 You gonna get a workout tonight, Bubba. 1670 01:01:25,386 --> 01:01:27,086 That's right. 1671 01:01:27,088 --> 01:01:27,922 Big time. 1672 01:01:30,591 --> 01:01:31,926 Ooh, that bitch is hot. 1673 01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:33,627 Mmhmm. 1674 01:01:34,528 --> 01:01:35,529 What the fuck? 1675 01:01:36,430 --> 01:01:37,696 Hey, man. 1676 01:01:37,698 --> 01:01:39,998 You must be the producer that Jinx told me about. 1677 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,467 Drew? 1678 01:01:41,469 --> 01:01:44,605 Oh yeah, you must be the aspiring actor, Dusty. 1679 01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:47,573 How tall are you? 1680 01:01:47,575 --> 01:01:49,508 How tall do you want me to be? 1681 01:01:49,510 --> 01:01:53,345 Well, the job posting said you had to be at least 6'5 1682 01:01:53,347 --> 01:01:56,515 or taller, you look like you're barely 5'11. 1683 01:01:56,517 --> 01:01:58,417 Well, hey man, don't worry about it 1684 01:01:58,419 --> 01:02:00,386 because between you and me, I have some KISS boots 1685 01:02:00,388 --> 01:02:03,389 back in my car that are ready to strap on. 1686 01:02:03,391 --> 01:02:05,057 Well, we got bigger problems. 1687 01:02:05,059 --> 01:02:07,328 What the fuck are you wearing? 1688 01:02:08,697 --> 01:02:11,466 What happened to the costume we gave you at the studio? 1689 01:02:13,402 --> 01:02:15,535 This looks like some cheap piece of shit 1690 01:02:15,537 --> 01:02:19,706 you'd get at a local retail outlet for a Halloween party. 1691 01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:21,408 Well, here's the thing, man. 1692 01:02:21,410 --> 01:02:22,542 That suit that you guys gave me 1693 01:02:22,544 --> 01:02:26,413 was so fucking hot and it smelled like absolute shit 1694 01:02:26,415 --> 01:02:28,180 whenever I got into it, man. 1695 01:02:28,182 --> 01:02:30,283 I picked this up for 50 dollars at the store 1696 01:02:30,285 --> 01:02:33,188 and it works just as good and it looks fucking cool. 1697 01:02:34,589 --> 01:02:36,691 Please tell me you know what method acting is. 1698 01:02:38,260 --> 01:02:39,759 Well, here's the thing, 1699 01:02:39,761 --> 01:02:43,061 I haven't been doing this that long 1700 01:02:43,063 --> 01:02:44,664 but I'm a really quick learner 1701 01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:47,032 and as long as you tell me what to do, I can do it. 1702 01:02:47,034 --> 01:02:48,601 I watch a lot of movies 1703 01:02:48,603 --> 01:02:51,037 and it really can't be that hard to pick up. 1704 01:02:51,039 --> 01:02:54,274 Oh, we are so fucked. 1705 01:02:54,276 --> 01:02:55,577 Alright, listen. 1706 01:02:56,778 --> 01:03:01,047 Method acting is committing to the part 100 percent, okay? 1707 01:03:01,049 --> 01:03:02,682 You don't even know where you begin 1708 01:03:02,684 --> 01:03:04,617 - and the character ends. - Yeah. 1709 01:03:04,619 --> 01:03:08,123 Basically, you cease to exist as a person. 1710 01:03:09,458 --> 01:03:13,092 Now listen to me, I want you to be Bigfoot. 1711 01:03:13,094 --> 01:03:16,563 Alright, so go and be Bigfoot, alright? 1712 01:03:16,565 --> 01:03:20,768 Get your KISS boots, put 'em on and put on the costume 1713 01:03:20,770 --> 01:03:24,304 that we gave you originally to wear. 1714 01:03:24,306 --> 01:03:26,072 Okay, yeah, I think I can do that. 1715 01:03:26,074 --> 01:03:27,607 No, don't think you could do it. 1716 01:03:27,609 --> 01:03:30,276 You either do it or you don't do it. 1717 01:03:30,278 --> 01:03:31,511 Okay, man, I can do it. 1718 01:03:31,513 --> 01:03:33,681 I just, just relax a little bit. 1719 01:03:33,683 --> 01:03:36,516 I want a hundred percent method. 1720 01:03:36,518 --> 01:03:38,218 Get in there and fucking growl, 1721 01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:39,687 fucking thrash shit around, alright? 1722 01:03:39,689 --> 01:03:42,590 Bigfoot's not a pussy, so quit acting like a pussy. 1723 01:03:42,592 --> 01:03:44,457 - No more pussy talk! - So don't be a pussy. 1724 01:03:44,459 --> 01:03:45,626 I won't! 1725 01:03:45,628 --> 01:03:49,062 Oh my God, I cannot believe Vinny Blades is out here. 1726 01:03:49,064 --> 01:03:52,600 I've seen all his movies and his music is badass, too. 1727 01:03:52,602 --> 01:03:53,400 I know. 1728 01:03:53,402 --> 01:03:54,602 I love 80s rock. 1729 01:03:54,604 --> 01:03:57,103 Maybe later we can double team him. 1730 01:03:57,105 --> 01:03:58,339 I'm all for that. 1731 01:03:58,341 --> 01:04:00,774 I mean, shit, and those eyes, oh my God. 1732 01:04:00,776 --> 01:04:01,742 I know. 1733 01:04:01,744 --> 01:04:03,644 All his friends are such dorks. 1734 01:04:03,646 --> 01:04:06,079 How do you think they know him? 1735 01:04:06,081 --> 01:04:07,548 They probably work for him or something. 1736 01:04:07,550 --> 01:04:09,252 Part of his entourage. 1737 01:04:10,586 --> 01:04:12,085 I don't think he could actually be friends with them. 1738 01:04:12,087 --> 01:04:12,720 LACIE: Me either. 1739 01:04:12,722 --> 01:04:13,554 (LACIE GASPS) 1740 01:04:13,556 --> 01:04:14,555 Oh my God. 1741 01:04:14,557 --> 01:04:18,425 (WOMEN SCREAMING) 1742 01:04:18,427 --> 01:04:19,729 Please tell me that was you. 1743 01:04:21,130 --> 01:04:22,696 What do you mean? 1744 01:04:22,698 --> 01:04:25,766 Please, tell me you put a bloody hand out there 1745 01:04:25,768 --> 01:04:26,702 for them to find. 1746 01:04:27,703 --> 01:04:29,837 Uh, oh, oh yeah. 1747 01:04:29,839 --> 01:04:31,505 No, no, no, that was me. 1748 01:04:31,507 --> 01:04:34,308 I put a bloody hand and some other stuff out there. 1749 01:04:34,310 --> 01:04:35,609 No, yeah, that was all me. 1750 01:04:35,611 --> 01:04:36,844 Okay, okay. 1751 01:04:36,846 --> 01:04:38,679 And you took care of the vehicles? 1752 01:04:38,681 --> 01:04:40,447 And the cell phones? 1753 01:04:40,449 --> 01:04:43,684 Well, the vehicles, yes, but the cell phones, no. 1754 01:04:43,686 --> 01:04:45,653 Oh, fuck, alright, look. 1755 01:04:45,655 --> 01:04:46,754 Gonna have to haul ass in the camp 1756 01:04:46,756 --> 01:04:48,188 while they're all out checking out 1757 01:04:48,190 --> 01:04:49,657 what the girls are freaking out about. 1758 01:04:49,659 --> 01:04:51,725 Alright, all the cell phones they're in 1759 01:04:51,727 --> 01:04:53,727 the tent Chad's in, alright? 1760 01:04:53,729 --> 01:04:56,330 And don't fuck this up if you wanna be in one of my movies. 1761 01:04:56,332 --> 01:04:57,464 You got it, I won't. 1762 01:04:57,466 --> 01:04:58,767 - No, no, no, I got it. - Go now. 1763 01:04:58,769 --> 01:05:00,735 Get the fuck outta here, Chaka. 1764 01:05:00,737 --> 01:05:02,236 Yeah, I got it, man! 1765 01:05:02,238 --> 01:05:04,471 I won't let you down, sir! 1766 01:05:04,473 --> 01:05:05,308 Fuck. 1767 01:05:06,810 --> 01:05:08,142 Hey! 1768 01:05:08,144 --> 01:05:10,177 What's goin' on? 1769 01:05:10,179 --> 01:05:11,613 I, I don't know, there's like something 1770 01:05:11,615 --> 01:05:13,615 over here that's dead, I don't know. 1771 01:05:13,617 --> 01:05:15,416 Shit, is that a bloody skull? 1772 01:05:15,418 --> 01:05:16,818 A bloody foot? 1773 01:05:16,820 --> 01:05:20,254 And some, something or someone must've killed it. 1774 01:05:20,256 --> 01:05:21,690 Why didn't you call me to come and protect you? 1775 01:05:21,692 --> 01:05:22,724 I could've done that. 1776 01:05:22,726 --> 01:05:23,760 What the hell is that? 1777 01:05:24,828 --> 01:05:27,394 Did some sort of animal attack? 1778 01:05:27,396 --> 01:05:28,430 Well, it could be, I mean shit. 1779 01:05:28,432 --> 01:05:30,297 They've had a lot of Bigfoot sightings out here, 1780 01:05:30,299 --> 01:05:31,666 that's why we brought Pat here in the first place. 1781 01:05:31,668 --> 01:05:33,167 Whoa, you think there's a Bigfoot 1782 01:05:33,169 --> 01:05:34,869 running around here killing people? 1783 01:05:34,871 --> 01:05:36,270 Well, yeah, why wouldn't it? 1784 01:05:36,272 --> 01:05:38,506 No, no, no, you guys Bigfoot wouldn't, 1785 01:05:38,508 --> 01:05:39,741 Bigfoot wouldn't hurt anybody, you know, 1786 01:05:39,743 --> 01:05:43,878 unless you're fuckin' with his territory. 1787 01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:44,715 Or him. 1788 01:05:45,782 --> 01:05:46,648 You know? 1789 01:05:46,650 --> 01:05:48,883 Come on, you know, you know the rules. 1790 01:05:48,885 --> 01:05:49,884 I told y'all. 1791 01:05:49,886 --> 01:05:51,586 - Rules? - I don't know. 1792 01:05:51,588 --> 01:05:52,754 I ain't never heard of no fucking Bigfoot rules. 1793 01:05:52,756 --> 01:05:53,688 Did you guys? 1794 01:05:53,690 --> 01:05:55,290 I don't know what the fucking rules are. 1795 01:05:55,292 --> 01:05:56,858 Did you tell me some rules? 1796 01:05:56,860 --> 01:05:58,193 Dude, I ain't never heard no fucking rules. 1797 01:05:58,195 --> 01:05:59,327 Guys! 1798 01:05:59,329 --> 01:05:59,928 What? 1799 01:05:59,930 --> 01:06:01,329 Rules! 1800 01:06:01,331 --> 01:06:02,430 Alright, fine, what are the rules? 1801 01:06:02,432 --> 01:06:07,204 You don't piss or shit or fornicate in his area. 1802 01:06:07,804 --> 01:06:08,205 His territory. 1803 01:06:09,706 --> 01:06:10,538 VINNY: What, out here? 1804 01:06:10,540 --> 01:06:11,740 Yeah. 1805 01:06:11,742 --> 01:06:12,841 Cause it's just disrespectful, man. 1806 01:06:12,843 --> 01:06:17,746 Like, he's an animal just like all the other animals. 1807 01:06:17,748 --> 01:06:18,580 What? 1808 01:06:18,582 --> 01:06:20,717 Yeah, he's just bigger and scarier. 1809 01:06:21,919 --> 01:06:23,251 That's all people do is piss 1810 01:06:23,253 --> 01:06:24,486 and shit and fornicate in the woods. 1811 01:06:24,488 --> 01:06:26,989 Um, okay, so I just pissed in the woods, 1812 01:06:26,991 --> 01:06:28,723 is he gonna come kill me now? 1813 01:06:28,725 --> 01:06:30,928 - Yeah, so did I. - Uh. 1814 01:06:33,597 --> 01:06:35,263 Yeah, what's the rules with the women? 1815 01:06:35,265 --> 01:06:36,766 I don't know, I mean they're female so 1816 01:06:36,768 --> 01:06:39,969 you might be alright but I'm not a hundred percent. 1817 01:06:39,971 --> 01:06:43,638 You don't really believe in Bigfoot, do you? 1818 01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:46,307 It had to have been another human, a bear, 1819 01:06:46,309 --> 01:06:49,310 some other animal, I don't believe that nonsense. 1820 01:06:49,312 --> 01:06:50,846 Um, I'm sure you're right, Bambi. 1821 01:06:50,848 --> 01:06:53,816 I mean, after all we do have these, you know, 1822 01:06:53,818 --> 01:06:55,885 handsome strong men to come protect us. 1823 01:06:55,887 --> 01:06:57,620 Well, of course. 1824 01:06:57,622 --> 01:06:58,654 That's right. 1825 01:06:58,656 --> 01:07:00,823 I would never let anything happen to you girls. 1826 01:07:00,825 --> 01:07:02,225 Not as long as I'm here. 1827 01:07:05,463 --> 01:07:06,464 Hey, Bambi. 1828 01:07:07,865 --> 01:07:10,298 Thanks for making this the best night of my life. 1829 01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:13,502 Could I maybe get your e-mail or your phone number? 1830 01:07:13,504 --> 01:07:14,737 Maybe your Instagram handle? 1831 01:07:14,739 --> 01:07:16,639 You're so sweet. 1832 01:07:16,641 --> 01:07:19,341 You can look me up on Facebook and add me 1833 01:07:19,343 --> 01:07:21,844 and after we're friends, you can see when I'm working 1834 01:07:21,846 --> 01:07:23,779 and come get some dances at the club. 1835 01:07:23,781 --> 01:07:24,947 Awesome! 1836 01:07:24,949 --> 01:07:28,384 That sounds great, yeah, I'll see you soon. 1837 01:07:28,386 --> 01:07:29,552 Okay. 1838 01:07:29,554 --> 01:07:30,986 Get back over here, man. 1839 01:07:30,988 --> 01:07:32,688 Alright. 1840 01:07:32,690 --> 01:07:34,657 Yeah, yeah, go to the club and spend all your money. 1841 01:07:34,659 --> 01:07:35,858 Smart man. 1842 01:07:35,860 --> 01:07:36,894 Good job. 1843 01:07:39,063 --> 01:07:40,062 What the hell, man, you alright? 1844 01:07:40,064 --> 01:07:41,831 - You alright? - You okay? 1845 01:07:41,833 --> 01:07:42,865 (PAT GAGS AND COUGHS) 1846 01:07:42,867 --> 01:07:43,699 (GROUP YELLS) 1847 01:07:43,701 --> 01:07:44,533 What the fuck, man? 1848 01:07:44,535 --> 01:07:45,367 That hit me! 1849 01:07:45,369 --> 01:07:46,302 Oh. 1850 01:07:46,304 --> 01:07:47,369 Oh, dude, dude, you okay? 1851 01:07:47,371 --> 01:07:48,304 What the fuck? 1852 01:07:48,306 --> 01:07:49,772 What the fuck's going on? 1853 01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:50,639 I, I don't think, I don't think I feel very good. 1854 01:07:50,641 --> 01:07:51,774 Think it hit me in the eye, dude. 1855 01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:52,908 Thanks. 1856 01:07:52,910 --> 01:07:54,010 You smell like shit, man. 1857 01:07:54,012 --> 01:07:55,778 Hey, you know what, guys? 1858 01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:57,080 I think we need to get him back to camp. 1859 01:07:57,082 --> 01:07:58,814 Yeah, I can't party with you guys. 1860 01:07:58,816 --> 01:07:59,815 Get him outta here, man. 1861 01:07:59,817 --> 01:08:02,618 Alright, guys, I think I was drugged, you know? 1862 01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:04,020 Hey, uh, me and Vinny are gonna take care 1863 01:08:04,022 --> 01:08:05,554 of the girls, we'll get 'em back to Brick. 1864 01:08:05,556 --> 01:08:06,822 - Bye, girls. - What? 1865 01:08:06,824 --> 01:08:08,357 We'll catch up with y'all later, alright? 1866 01:08:08,359 --> 01:08:10,929 (TENT UNZIPPING) 1867 01:08:20,806 --> 01:08:25,443 Fucking party with fuckin' harlots without me? 1868 01:08:29,347 --> 01:08:31,984 I'm pissing in the fucking cooler. 1869 01:08:33,585 --> 01:08:36,054 (CHAD GRUNTING) 1870 01:08:38,090 --> 01:08:38,924 Okay. 1871 01:08:39,825 --> 01:08:40,859 Oh. 1872 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:42,594 Ah, yeah. 1873 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:50,536 (BEAST GROWLING) 1874 01:08:51,637 --> 01:08:54,037 Wait, that's my tent, that's my tent. 1875 01:08:54,039 --> 01:08:56,473 (CHAD CHUCKLING) (BEAST SNARLING) 1876 01:08:56,475 --> 01:08:57,976 Taste the rainbow. 1877 01:08:58,944 --> 01:09:00,877 I get the best seat in town. 1878 01:09:00,879 --> 01:09:02,078 Ooh. 1879 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,513 Hey! 1880 01:09:03,515 --> 01:09:05,417 Fucking watch out, you almost hit my dick! 1881 01:09:09,955 --> 01:09:11,890 Ah, guys, fuckin' stop. 1882 01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:16,929 Ah, fucking dickhead. 1883 01:09:17,896 --> 01:09:20,063 Fucking shit, fucking cut it, 1884 01:09:20,065 --> 01:09:21,800 ah, fuck you! 1885 01:09:23,035 --> 01:09:24,034 Ow! 1886 01:09:24,036 --> 01:09:25,635 You fuckin' asshole. 1887 01:09:25,637 --> 01:09:27,003 Ow! 1888 01:09:27,005 --> 01:09:28,172 Ah! 1889 01:09:28,174 --> 01:09:29,840 Ow! 1890 01:09:29,842 --> 01:09:33,110 (CHAD PANTING) 1891 01:09:33,112 --> 01:09:35,745 (CHAD YELLS) 1892 01:09:35,747 --> 01:09:36,815 Stop, guys! 1893 01:09:38,717 --> 01:09:40,552 Guys, fucking stop! 1894 01:09:42,055 --> 01:09:46,924 Stop, okay, I'm sorry I peed on the camp, okay? 1895 01:09:46,926 --> 01:09:49,126 Just fucking cut it out. 1896 01:09:49,128 --> 01:09:50,895 (BEAST GROWLING) (CHAD YELLING) 1897 01:09:50,897 --> 01:09:51,996 Who's fucking doing that? 1898 01:09:51,998 --> 01:09:53,630 Stop that shit. 1899 01:09:53,632 --> 01:09:54,832 That fucking. 1900 01:09:54,834 --> 01:09:57,068 (WHIMPERING AND GROWLING COVERS UP DIALOGUE) 1901 01:09:57,070 --> 01:09:58,938 Fucking God, please. 1902 01:10:01,875 --> 01:10:03,040 I don't, thou. 1903 01:10:03,042 --> 01:10:05,745 Thou art the father in Heaven, 1904 01:10:07,046 --> 01:10:10,884 in Heaven, come unto glory for fucking, think, 1905 01:10:12,752 --> 01:10:13,918 and break the trespassers. 1906 01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,452 What the fuck? 1907 01:10:15,454 --> 01:10:16,187 Oh my fucking God. 1908 01:10:16,189 --> 01:10:17,655 Oh, straight to voicemail? 1909 01:10:17,657 --> 01:10:19,156 You turned your phone off? 1910 01:10:19,158 --> 01:10:20,992 Motherfucker, I'm gonna embarrass you 1911 01:10:20,994 --> 01:10:22,159 in front of all of your friends, 1912 01:10:22,161 --> 01:10:23,527 how does that sound? 1913 01:10:23,529 --> 01:10:24,461 Yeah, that's right, motherfucker. 1914 01:10:24,463 --> 01:10:26,931 I put a tracker on your phone. 1915 01:10:26,933 --> 01:10:29,602 (ALARM BLARING) 1916 01:10:34,207 --> 01:10:35,907 Fuck, stop, fuck, I'm awake. 1917 01:10:35,909 --> 01:10:37,875 You fucking noise, fuck! 1918 01:10:37,877 --> 01:10:39,810 (BEAST GROWLING) 1919 01:10:39,812 --> 01:10:41,612 (CHAD GRUNTS) 1920 01:10:41,614 --> 01:10:43,014 Shit. (TENT UNZIPPING) 1921 01:10:43,016 --> 01:10:45,852 (INTENSE MUSIC) 1922 01:10:56,263 --> 01:10:57,495 Shit. 1923 01:10:57,497 --> 01:10:59,532 Shit every fucking where. 1924 01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:00,998 Shit. 1925 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,102 (CHAD PANTING) 1926 01:11:04,104 --> 01:11:07,040 (BEAST GROWLING) 1927 01:11:09,276 --> 01:11:10,110 Shit. 1928 01:11:13,213 --> 01:11:14,980 - Oh, oh, oh. - Uh oh. 1929 01:11:14,982 --> 01:11:16,681 - Oh, he's gonna blow. - Oh, oh, oh. 1930 01:11:16,683 --> 01:11:17,983 Ooh! 1931 01:11:17,985 --> 01:11:18,749 - Aww. - Dude. 1932 01:11:18,751 --> 01:11:21,086 Oh, I'm not lookin' over there. 1933 01:11:21,088 --> 01:11:22,120 I'm okay. 1934 01:11:22,122 --> 01:11:24,522 Hey, where is it? 1935 01:11:24,524 --> 01:11:25,991 - Where's my phone? - Okay, it's over here. 1936 01:11:25,993 --> 01:11:26,925 - Find my phone. - We'll get it. 1937 01:11:26,927 --> 01:11:29,094 - Okay, okay, alright. - Watch your step. 1938 01:11:29,096 --> 01:11:30,295 Oh, log, log, log. 1939 01:11:30,297 --> 01:11:31,263 There's a log there, there's a log. 1940 01:11:31,265 --> 01:11:33,564 Okay, log, log, yep. 1941 01:11:33,566 --> 01:11:35,599 - Is it in here? - Yeah, can you get in there? 1942 01:11:35,601 --> 01:11:38,072 Oh, easy, easy, easy! 1943 01:11:39,974 --> 01:11:41,039 You can 1944 01:11:41,041 --> 01:11:42,242 check that out, I'm not. 1945 01:11:43,310 --> 01:11:44,144 He's okay. 1946 01:11:45,145 --> 01:11:46,945 Hey. 1947 01:11:46,947 --> 01:11:47,813 - He's okay. - Okay. 1948 01:11:47,815 --> 01:11:50,015 Hey, listen, speaking of cell phones, 1949 01:11:50,017 --> 01:11:51,883 my portable cell phone charger, 1950 01:11:51,885 --> 01:11:53,285 I left it in the car. 1951 01:11:53,287 --> 01:11:54,219 I'ma have to go get it, man. 1952 01:11:54,221 --> 01:11:55,187 - What? - Yeah. 1953 01:11:55,189 --> 01:11:56,888 I can't be without a cellphone. 1954 01:11:56,890 --> 01:11:59,624 Hey, you take care of him, I'll be back in a few. 1955 01:11:59,626 --> 01:12:00,859 - You got this. - What? 1956 01:12:00,861 --> 01:12:02,563 No, you can't leave me with him! 1957 01:12:03,731 --> 01:12:05,864 - Jarrett! - Hey. 1958 01:12:05,866 --> 01:12:07,933 - Hey. - Hey, hey, there's a lantern. 1959 01:12:07,935 --> 01:12:11,005 - There you go. - I have to call Caroline. 1960 01:12:15,009 --> 01:12:17,075 - Hey, Pat! - What? 1961 01:12:17,077 --> 01:12:18,310 Uh, Chad's gone. 1962 01:12:18,312 --> 01:12:19,947 Who gives a shit? 1963 01:12:21,081 --> 01:12:24,182 I should've knocked him out years ago 1964 01:12:24,184 --> 01:12:26,718 for his shit mouth tying. 1965 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:27,788 Go get my phone! 1966 01:12:29,089 --> 01:12:30,657 I gotta call Caroline. 1967 01:12:34,762 --> 01:12:37,095 - Uh, Pat? - Huh? 1968 01:12:37,097 --> 01:12:39,698 Uh, phone is broke into a bunch of pieces. 1969 01:12:39,700 --> 01:12:41,800 What do you mean broke into pieces? 1970 01:12:41,802 --> 01:12:44,370 I guess when Chad woke up from being knocked out, 1971 01:12:44,372 --> 01:12:47,639 he got really pissed and smashed up our phones 1972 01:12:47,641 --> 01:12:48,907 and then he left. 1973 01:12:48,909 --> 01:12:50,176 You know it sounds just like something 1974 01:12:50,178 --> 01:12:52,844 that asshole would do, you know that? 1975 01:12:52,846 --> 01:12:54,113 Oh, I'm fucked up. 1976 01:12:54,115 --> 01:12:55,181 I'm pretty, I'm fading fast, man. 1977 01:12:55,183 --> 01:12:56,615 I can't. 1978 01:12:56,617 --> 01:12:57,783 I can't deal with this right now, okay? 1979 01:12:57,785 --> 01:12:59,651 I'll find him in the morning. 1980 01:12:59,653 --> 01:13:00,886 I'll give him a sandwich. 1981 01:13:00,888 --> 01:13:02,123 I'll give him a knuckle sandwich. 1982 01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:06,359 What am I supposed to do? 1983 01:13:06,361 --> 01:13:08,161 Shut up and go to sleep. 1984 01:13:08,163 --> 01:13:09,761 I can't go to sleep! 1985 01:13:09,763 --> 01:13:12,298 I slept for 16 hours straight for this badass party, 1986 01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:13,700 I wanna get some action! 1987 01:13:14,869 --> 01:13:16,335 Plus I need somebody cool to hang out with. 1988 01:13:16,337 --> 01:13:19,405 Oh my God, just stop talking. 1989 01:13:19,407 --> 01:13:21,841 Leave me alone, go sleep in Chad's tent. 1990 01:13:21,843 --> 01:13:22,875 Go! 1991 01:13:22,877 --> 01:13:23,745 Now fuck off! 1992 01:13:24,913 --> 01:13:26,946 (PAT GRUNTS) 1993 01:13:26,948 --> 01:13:27,782 Hey, Pat. 1994 01:13:29,184 --> 01:13:30,718 You're a real dick. 1995 01:13:33,388 --> 01:13:36,224 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 1996 01:13:38,426 --> 01:13:43,631 (INTENSE MUSIC) (CHAD GRUNTING) 1997 01:13:44,766 --> 01:13:45,998 Shit, fucking fuck, fuck, shit, shit. 1998 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,233 Fucking fuck. 1999 01:13:47,235 --> 01:13:48,401 Fuck, fuck, fuck, oh shit, fucking please. 2000 01:13:48,403 --> 01:13:51,037 Fuck, fuck, please, please. 2001 01:13:51,039 --> 01:13:56,044 (OWL HOOTING) (CHAD GASPING) 2002 01:13:58,079 --> 01:13:59,446 (CHAD PANTING) 2003 01:13:59,448 --> 01:14:00,215 Holy shit. 2004 01:14:01,716 --> 01:14:02,882 Pat was right. 2005 01:14:02,884 --> 01:14:05,653 (BEAST GROWLING) 2006 01:14:08,022 --> 01:14:11,759 (CHAD GURGLING AND GROANING) 2007 01:14:12,961 --> 01:14:15,864 (BIGFOOT SNARLING) 2008 01:14:20,768 --> 01:14:22,101 Ooh, I gotta take a shit. 2009 01:14:22,103 --> 01:14:23,403 Ooh. 2010 01:14:23,405 --> 01:14:24,804 (DREW FARTS) 2011 01:14:24,806 --> 01:14:27,174 Mm, oh shouldn't have had that hot dog. 2012 01:14:27,176 --> 01:14:30,079 Oh, God. 2013 01:14:35,284 --> 01:14:36,118 Shit. 2014 01:14:39,754 --> 01:14:41,854 (DREW FARTS) 2015 01:14:41,856 --> 01:14:45,325 Oh. (FARTING CONTINUES) 2016 01:14:45,327 --> 01:14:47,829 (DREW GRUNTS) 2017 01:14:50,866 --> 01:14:52,134 Ooh, that is rancid. 2018 01:14:54,837 --> 01:14:56,937 (LEAVES RUSTLING) 2019 01:14:56,939 --> 01:14:57,773 Dusty? 2020 01:14:58,874 --> 01:15:01,975 Is that you? (BIGFOOT GROWLING) 2021 01:15:01,977 --> 01:15:03,844 (DREW FARTS AND GROANS) 2022 01:15:03,846 --> 01:15:05,746 Oh, how am I gonna wipe this up? 2023 01:15:05,748 --> 01:15:07,014 Oh. 2024 01:15:07,016 --> 01:15:08,184 Some leaves, leaves. 2025 01:15:11,187 --> 01:15:12,386 Oh, that's not gonna work. 2026 01:15:12,388 --> 01:15:15,255 Oh, shit, I gotta get the sock. 2027 01:15:15,257 --> 01:15:16,456 Gotta get a sock. 2028 01:15:16,458 --> 01:15:18,093 Take off my sock. 2029 01:15:19,028 --> 01:15:20,460 Oh, shit. 2030 01:15:20,462 --> 01:15:21,297 Oh. 2031 01:15:27,236 --> 01:15:28,769 (DREW SIGHS) 2032 01:15:28,771 --> 01:15:29,405 Oh, yeah. 2033 01:15:33,342 --> 01:15:34,176 Mmm. 2034 01:15:35,110 --> 01:15:37,811 Oh, good lord. 2035 01:15:37,813 --> 01:15:39,215 Oh, that stinks. 2036 01:15:40,316 --> 01:15:42,350 (BIGFOOT SNARLING) 2037 01:15:42,352 --> 01:15:44,321 Oh, yeah, that's gonna clean up nice. 2038 01:15:46,188 --> 01:15:47,821 What the fuck? 2039 01:15:47,823 --> 01:15:49,424 God damn it. 2040 01:15:49,426 --> 01:15:50,258 Fuck! 2041 01:15:50,260 --> 01:15:51,158 I'm, shit! 2042 01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:53,394 Fucking shit everywhere! 2043 01:15:53,396 --> 01:15:54,397 God damn it! 2044 01:15:55,332 --> 01:15:56,366 Fuck it. 2045 01:15:58,568 --> 01:16:01,204 I'll shower it off when I get home. 2046 01:16:06,276 --> 01:16:09,212 (BIGFOOT SNARLING) 2047 01:16:19,855 --> 01:16:22,459 (LOW GROWLING) 2048 01:16:25,195 --> 01:16:27,828 What the fuck is that? 2049 01:16:27,830 --> 01:16:30,333 (BIRD CAWING) 2050 01:16:32,535 --> 01:16:33,370 Uncle? 2051 01:16:35,438 --> 01:16:40,443 Vinny? 2052 01:16:40,910 --> 01:16:41,344 Dusty? 2053 01:16:42,379 --> 01:16:44,114 Dude, is that you? 2054 01:16:48,451 --> 01:16:50,385 Now that's the fucking Bigfoot 2055 01:16:50,387 --> 01:16:52,887 costume you're supposed to wear. 2056 01:16:52,889 --> 01:16:54,355 Yes! 2057 01:16:54,357 --> 01:16:56,026 Hey, let's hug it out, bitch. 2058 01:16:58,361 --> 01:16:59,195 Oh! 2059 01:17:00,196 --> 01:17:02,363 Jesus, you're strong! 2060 01:17:02,365 --> 01:17:03,532 Hey, man, I can't breathe. 2061 01:17:03,534 --> 01:17:07,001 Motherfucker, I can't breathe! 2062 01:17:07,003 --> 01:17:08,169 You win! 2063 01:17:08,171 --> 01:17:09,571 No more, man, no more, man. 2064 01:17:09,573 --> 01:17:14,578 (BONES CRACKING) (DREW SCREAMS) 2065 01:17:18,349 --> 01:17:19,881 This is the spot that that dude, Brick, 2066 01:17:19,883 --> 01:17:21,082 told me to meet him at. 2067 01:17:21,084 --> 01:17:22,016 He said if the girls weren't here 2068 01:17:22,018 --> 01:17:23,251 at this exact fucking moment, 2069 01:17:23,253 --> 01:17:25,255 he was gonna charge me an extra 600 bucks. 2070 01:17:26,524 --> 01:17:28,056 I don't know, it went straight to voicemail. 2071 01:17:28,058 --> 01:17:30,392 Hey, man, look, relax, we got here early. 2072 01:17:30,394 --> 01:17:31,327 Right? 2073 01:17:31,329 --> 01:17:33,295 So let's just enjoy the night. 2074 01:17:33,297 --> 01:17:34,463 Okay? 2075 01:17:34,465 --> 01:17:35,397 Maybe he's out there taking a shit. 2076 01:17:35,399 --> 01:17:36,198 I think he's trying to gip me. 2077 01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,366 He's trying to fucking rip me off. 2078 01:17:37,368 --> 01:17:38,300 So what do you do? 2079 01:17:38,302 --> 01:17:39,368 He decides he's gonna disappear 2080 01:17:39,370 --> 01:17:41,570 and then charge me because I can't find his ass. 2081 01:17:41,572 --> 01:17:43,439 I think it's gonna be alright. 2082 01:17:43,441 --> 01:17:44,673 Okay? 2083 01:17:44,675 --> 01:17:45,940 Let's just go out and enjoy our night. 2084 01:17:45,942 --> 01:17:47,142 Let's go for a walk. 2085 01:17:47,144 --> 01:17:48,577 So how do you guys know each other? 2086 01:17:48,579 --> 01:17:51,280 You talking about me and Pat or me and Vinny? 2087 01:17:51,282 --> 01:17:52,514 You and Vinny. 2088 01:17:52,516 --> 01:17:54,149 Like, I mean, I know Vinny, he's a celebrity, 2089 01:17:54,151 --> 01:17:55,084 but like where do you? 2090 01:17:55,086 --> 01:17:57,586 Where do you fit into all this? 2091 01:17:57,588 --> 01:17:59,021 What? 2092 01:17:59,023 --> 01:18:00,189 Are you fucking serious right now? 2093 01:18:00,191 --> 01:18:01,423 You're fucking kidding with me, right? 2094 01:18:01,425 --> 01:18:02,257 I've seen all of Vinny's movies 2095 01:18:02,259 --> 01:18:03,459 and I've never seen you. 2096 01:18:03,461 --> 01:18:05,327 - Really? - Mm mm. 2097 01:18:05,329 --> 01:18:07,463 You're full of shit because if you know how to read 2098 01:18:07,465 --> 01:18:10,432 fucking credits, where it says produced by, 2099 01:18:10,434 --> 01:18:11,600 it says produced by me. 2100 01:18:11,602 --> 01:18:14,636 And also it has my name as one of the co-leads with him. 2101 01:18:14,638 --> 01:18:17,039 I saved his ass on that fucking Switchblade movie. 2102 01:18:17,041 --> 01:18:19,174 That's why he changed his fucking name to Vinny Blades 2103 01:18:19,176 --> 01:18:21,076 and he has a whole fucking franchise. 2104 01:18:21,078 --> 01:18:22,111 Because of me. 2105 01:18:22,113 --> 01:18:23,345 Fuck you! 2106 01:18:23,347 --> 01:18:25,547 How dare you make me drive all the way 2107 01:18:25,549 --> 01:18:27,316 to the woods in the middle of the night 2108 01:18:27,318 --> 01:18:30,285 when all I wanted was just one simple night 2109 01:18:30,287 --> 01:18:32,287 out with the girls before I get married? 2110 01:18:32,289 --> 01:18:34,258 That's literally all I wanted, but no. 2111 01:18:35,459 --> 01:18:37,560 You had to post this fucking video online 2112 01:18:37,562 --> 01:18:39,228 with these, these, these, these, these fucking 2113 01:18:39,230 --> 01:18:43,265 like titty out, fucking witch women, bitches, cunts, 2114 01:18:43,267 --> 01:18:46,068 whatever the fuck they are all over you. 2115 01:18:46,070 --> 01:18:49,439 So now I've gotta come sort that shit out. 2116 01:18:49,441 --> 01:18:51,541 You spread your fucking seed too much. 2117 01:18:51,543 --> 01:18:53,443 You're with a fucking different girl every night. 2118 01:18:53,445 --> 01:18:55,612 Dude, just, you know what you should do? 2119 01:18:55,614 --> 01:18:57,146 You should take a little responsibility 2120 01:18:57,148 --> 01:18:59,549 and wrap that motherfucker up every once in awhile. 2121 01:18:59,551 --> 01:19:01,384 That's not rock n' roll. 2122 01:19:01,386 --> 01:19:04,421 I like to feel skin on skin. 2123 01:19:04,423 --> 01:19:05,588 Condoms suck. 2124 01:19:05,590 --> 01:19:07,022 You don't feel shit. 2125 01:19:07,024 --> 01:19:08,525 Those chicks thought you wearing a condom 2126 01:19:08,527 --> 01:19:09,692 and you just fucking took it off 2127 01:19:09,694 --> 01:19:11,761 and planted your fucking seed in 'em, man. 2128 01:19:11,763 --> 01:19:13,329 Without 'em even knowing. 2129 01:19:13,331 --> 01:19:14,364 That's not cool. 2130 01:19:14,366 --> 01:19:16,199 It's quite obvious you're fuckin' jealous, man. 2131 01:19:16,201 --> 01:19:18,568 Just because nobody recognizes you from shit. 2132 01:19:18,570 --> 01:19:19,769 Oh yeah, they recognize me. 2133 01:19:19,771 --> 01:19:21,171 Is that my fault? 2134 01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:22,104 No. 2135 01:19:22,106 --> 01:19:23,473 And by the way, let me tell you, 2136 01:19:23,475 --> 01:19:25,675 is it my fault, it's not my fault, 2137 01:19:25,677 --> 01:19:29,145 that these women that are accusing me 2138 01:19:29,147 --> 01:19:33,249 of fathering their child and not paying child support, 2139 01:19:33,251 --> 01:19:34,751 that's not my responsibility. 2140 01:19:34,753 --> 01:19:36,286 They make a pill for that. 2141 01:19:36,288 --> 01:19:37,587 They should be taking that. 2142 01:19:37,589 --> 01:19:38,521 (JINX SCOFFS) 2143 01:19:38,523 --> 01:19:40,623 It's not your responsibility? 2144 01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:41,791 It's not your responsibility? 2145 01:19:41,793 --> 01:19:43,092 That's why you couldn't 2146 01:19:43,094 --> 01:19:44,494 get a fuckin' passport, motherfucker. 2147 01:19:44,496 --> 01:19:46,429 When you promised me you were gonna take me 2148 01:19:46,431 --> 01:19:48,665 to the Toronto Film Festival to introduce me 2149 01:19:48,667 --> 01:19:51,468 to those guys that made that shitty vampire movie. 2150 01:19:51,470 --> 01:19:52,402 You told me you were gonna take me 2151 01:19:52,404 --> 01:19:53,636 to introduce me to those guys 2152 01:19:53,638 --> 01:19:56,439 and you told me to go get a fucking passport. 2153 01:19:56,441 --> 01:19:58,541 I spent 300 dollars getting a rush on that motherfucker. 2154 01:19:58,543 --> 01:20:00,109 And then I said, hey, dude, are we going? 2155 01:20:00,111 --> 01:20:01,110 And you're like, dude, I can't go. 2156 01:20:01,112 --> 01:20:02,245 I can't get a passport. 2157 01:20:02,247 --> 01:20:03,313 You know why? 2158 01:20:03,315 --> 01:20:04,782 Cause of your fucking cock and your fucking seed 2159 01:20:04,784 --> 01:20:06,182 spreading that you gotta go 2160 01:20:06,184 --> 01:20:07,517 all over the fucking place spreading around. 2161 01:20:07,519 --> 01:20:08,686 That's why. 2162 01:20:08,688 --> 01:20:10,487 Maybe if you weren't such an asshole 2163 01:20:10,489 --> 01:20:11,655 and stopped being so jealous 2164 01:20:11,657 --> 01:20:13,089 and you didn't cockblock all the time, 2165 01:20:13,091 --> 01:20:14,625 then you might actually get some pussy, too. 2166 01:20:14,627 --> 01:20:15,626 Yeah. 2167 01:20:15,628 --> 01:20:17,728 Quit cockblocking, man. 2168 01:20:17,730 --> 01:20:19,697 You doin' these pop shots again. 2169 01:20:19,699 --> 01:20:20,631 - Really? - Yeah. 2170 01:20:20,633 --> 01:20:22,566 I'm the asshole here tonight? 2171 01:20:22,568 --> 01:20:23,399 I'm the cockblocker? 2172 01:20:23,401 --> 01:20:24,802 I'm the fucking asshole here tonight? 2173 01:20:24,804 --> 01:20:26,570 Because I'm trying to save your asses 2174 01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:28,572 from getting knocked up by his fucking seed? 2175 01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:30,508 Or catching an STD or something? 2176 01:20:30,510 --> 01:20:32,242 I've done nothing but try to show all of you 2177 01:20:32,244 --> 01:20:33,711 a fucking good time! 2178 01:20:33,713 --> 01:20:35,345 I've been spending all my money 2179 01:20:35,347 --> 01:20:37,815 on getting us all this fucking bullshit for your guys. 2180 01:20:37,817 --> 01:20:39,850 Then what the fuck are you arguing about? 2181 01:20:39,852 --> 01:20:41,284 JINX: Oh my God. 2182 01:20:41,286 --> 01:20:42,353 LACIE: Bambi, are you ready to go? 2183 01:20:42,355 --> 01:20:43,154 Vinny? 2184 01:20:44,824 --> 01:20:46,290 - Yeah. - Oh no, no, no, no, no. 2185 01:20:46,292 --> 01:20:47,223 - Yeah, you know what? - What's happening? 2186 01:20:47,225 --> 01:20:48,191 What's happening here? 2187 01:20:48,193 --> 01:20:48,826 We're gonna go for a walk. 2188 01:20:48,828 --> 01:20:50,193 I don't think so. 2189 01:20:50,195 --> 01:20:51,729 You're not going anywhere with this guy. 2190 01:20:51,731 --> 01:20:54,163 Not the two of you, one of you is coming with me. 2191 01:20:54,165 --> 01:20:55,466 Now you can decide now 2192 01:20:55,468 --> 01:20:56,534 or I'm gonna take the matters into my hands. 2193 01:20:56,536 --> 01:20:58,136 Yeah, I'm not going with you. 2194 01:20:58,804 --> 01:21:00,237 Really? 2195 01:21:00,239 --> 01:21:01,605 I'm trying to save your life here 2196 01:21:01,607 --> 01:21:04,208 and you're gonna take this guy's word? 2197 01:21:04,210 --> 01:21:05,643 Even though he said all this bullshit to you? 2198 01:21:05,645 --> 01:21:06,877 He just admitted it to you 2199 01:21:06,879 --> 01:21:08,178 and you're still gonna go with him? 2200 01:21:08,180 --> 01:21:09,680 I don't wanna go. 2201 01:21:09,682 --> 01:21:11,882 Here's the deal, I'm gonna flip this quarter. 2202 01:21:11,884 --> 01:21:12,716 One of you is heads, one of you tails. 2203 01:21:12,718 --> 01:21:14,184 You know what? 2204 01:21:14,186 --> 01:21:15,719 You're gonna be heads, you're gonna be tails. 2205 01:21:15,721 --> 01:21:17,488 And this fucking quarter is gonna save your life. 2206 01:21:17,490 --> 01:21:18,656 You know why? 2207 01:21:18,658 --> 01:21:20,457 Because whoever comes with me, doesn't get a fucking STD 2208 01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:22,593 and doesn't get knocked up by this motherfucker, okay? 2209 01:21:22,595 --> 01:21:25,462 And you're gonna get a big fucking bonus for the night. 2210 01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:28,332 A little extra tip for coming with me, okay? 2211 01:21:28,334 --> 01:21:29,135 So here we go. 2212 01:21:31,737 --> 01:21:33,571 Oh, it's heads. 2213 01:21:33,573 --> 01:21:35,639 Looks like Bambi's the big winner. 2214 01:21:35,641 --> 01:21:36,676 Let's go. 2215 01:21:38,678 --> 01:21:39,610 CAROLINE: Well, you know what? 2216 01:21:39,612 --> 01:21:40,578 You better just call me back. 2217 01:21:40,580 --> 01:21:42,212 You got, you have two minutes to call me back. 2218 01:21:42,214 --> 01:21:43,748 Two minutes. 2219 01:21:43,750 --> 01:21:44,883 Call me the fuck back. 2220 01:21:44,885 --> 01:21:46,383 Fuck you, Pat! 2221 01:21:46,385 --> 01:21:47,752 Call me back. 2222 01:21:47,754 --> 01:21:50,354 Why don't you, uh, turn around here. 2223 01:21:50,356 --> 01:21:53,290 I got this thing I've been wanting to always try. 2224 01:21:53,292 --> 01:21:54,661 Yeah, stay there. 2225 01:21:56,763 --> 01:21:57,796 Yeah, this is it. 2226 01:21:57,798 --> 01:21:58,699 This is it! 2227 01:22:17,283 --> 01:22:18,717 Don't turn around now, 2228 01:22:18,719 --> 01:22:20,454 I'm getting in the moment here. 2229 01:22:23,857 --> 01:22:24,691 Alright. 2230 01:22:25,692 --> 01:22:28,562 (JINX GROANING) 2231 01:22:35,235 --> 01:22:35,869 Ah, yeah. 2232 01:22:38,271 --> 01:22:39,671 Yeah, alright. 2233 01:22:39,673 --> 01:22:42,309 Oh, shit, I'm gonna fall over. 2234 01:22:43,343 --> 01:22:44,442 Now when I give you the sign, 2235 01:22:44,444 --> 01:22:46,211 - you turn around, okay? - Okay. 2236 01:22:46,213 --> 01:22:48,880 Alright, but you gotta wait for the sign. 2237 01:22:48,882 --> 01:22:50,682 Ready boy, here we go. 2238 01:22:50,684 --> 01:22:51,883 Alright. 2239 01:22:51,885 --> 01:22:54,454 (JINX HOWLS) 2240 01:23:00,827 --> 01:23:01,726 What do you think? 2241 01:23:01,728 --> 01:23:03,461 (JINX CHUCKLES) 2242 01:23:03,463 --> 01:23:05,298 You're ready, right? 2243 01:23:06,466 --> 01:23:07,768 I am so ready, come on. 2244 01:23:08,702 --> 01:23:10,404 Let's get this party started. 2245 01:23:12,506 --> 01:23:13,808 This is what I've been waiting for. 2246 01:23:29,824 --> 01:23:30,723 I think that's good enough. 2247 01:23:30,725 --> 01:23:31,759 I'm worked up. 2248 01:23:33,593 --> 01:23:34,894 Oh, yeah. 2249 01:23:34,896 --> 01:23:36,428 Oh, yeah. 2250 01:23:36,430 --> 01:23:37,765 Suck that dick. 2251 01:23:39,667 --> 01:23:42,300 Why are your nipples so small? 2252 01:23:42,302 --> 01:23:44,704 Are you fucking serious right now? 2253 01:23:44,706 --> 01:23:45,838 I don't fucking know. 2254 01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:47,873 I guess because my nipples didn't go through puberty. 2255 01:23:47,875 --> 01:23:49,307 What do you want me to do about it? 2256 01:23:49,309 --> 01:23:51,409 Fucking get a nipple job or something? 2257 01:23:51,411 --> 01:23:53,378 Jesus Christ, just. 2258 01:23:53,380 --> 01:23:55,416 Focus on what you're doing, let's go. 2259 01:23:56,651 --> 01:23:58,918 Just make sure you use this and pull out. 2260 01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:00,822 Super paranoid about getting pregnant, okay? 2261 01:24:02,990 --> 01:24:03,825 Okay. 2262 01:24:07,528 --> 01:24:08,362 Alright. 2263 01:24:09,664 --> 01:24:11,499 Oh, I'm opening it. 2264 01:24:14,902 --> 01:24:16,602 Can I take this off? 2265 01:24:16,604 --> 01:24:18,370 Sure. 2266 01:24:18,372 --> 01:24:19,273 Oh, yeah. 2267 01:24:26,714 --> 01:24:28,447 Alright, you ready? 2268 01:24:28,449 --> 01:24:29,348 Yeah. 2269 01:24:29,350 --> 01:24:30,583 I'm ready. 2270 01:24:30,585 --> 01:24:31,817 Okay. 2271 01:24:31,819 --> 01:24:34,020 - (GROANING) - Okay. 2272 01:24:34,022 --> 01:24:35,321 Oh, yeah. 2273 01:24:35,323 --> 01:24:36,089 Oh yeah. 2274 01:24:36,091 --> 01:24:36,924 Oh. 2275 01:24:37,825 --> 01:24:38,860 Oh yeah. 2276 01:24:39,827 --> 01:24:41,662 BAMBI: Why did you shave like that? 2277 01:24:43,831 --> 01:24:44,866 Really? 2278 01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:51,337 My pubic region looked even worse than my face, okay? 2279 01:24:51,339 --> 01:24:53,339 So I thought you might appreciate it 2280 01:24:53,341 --> 01:24:54,573 if I cleaned up a little bit 2281 01:24:54,575 --> 01:24:56,475 if something like this was to happen. 2282 01:24:56,477 --> 01:24:57,944 And when I tried to shave it, 2283 01:24:57,946 --> 01:25:00,679 I fucked up so I had to shave the whole thing. 2284 01:25:00,681 --> 01:25:01,580 Any more questions? 2285 01:25:01,582 --> 01:25:03,016 Are we good? 2286 01:25:03,018 --> 01:25:04,887 Alright, let's keep this going. 2287 01:25:05,754 --> 01:25:08,356 (JINX MOANING) 2288 01:25:09,858 --> 01:25:11,124 God, I can't believe it's been 10 years 2289 01:25:11,126 --> 01:25:13,461 since I had a fucking blowjob like this. 2290 01:25:15,697 --> 01:25:17,666 Oh, shit, look at those titties. 2291 01:25:19,067 --> 01:25:19,902 Oh my God. 2292 01:25:20,969 --> 01:25:23,705 (JARRETT LAUGHS) 2293 01:25:31,613 --> 01:25:33,613 Oh yeah. (LACIE MOANS) 2294 01:25:33,615 --> 01:25:34,681 - You gonna cum? - Yeah. 2295 01:25:34,683 --> 01:25:35,916 - Yeah. - Almost. 2296 01:25:35,918 --> 01:25:37,083 Okay. 2297 01:25:37,085 --> 01:25:38,084 Well, let's cum together. 2298 01:25:38,086 --> 01:25:39,019 - Okay. - Alright? 2299 01:25:39,021 --> 01:25:40,520 I'm serious, pull out, though. 2300 01:25:40,522 --> 01:25:42,022 I know! 2301 01:25:42,024 --> 01:25:43,590 I'm next, we're gonna keep it in the fucking family. 2302 01:25:43,592 --> 01:25:45,025 Oh, fuck yeah. 2303 01:25:45,027 --> 01:25:46,426 Oh, fuck yeah. 2304 01:25:46,428 --> 01:25:47,060 I'm gonna cum. 2305 01:25:47,062 --> 01:25:47,994 Okay, you ready? 2306 01:25:47,996 --> 01:25:49,029 - Yeah. - Together. 2307 01:25:49,031 --> 01:25:50,897 Alright, here I cum. 2308 01:25:50,899 --> 01:25:53,669 (COUPLE MOANING) 2309 01:25:57,472 --> 01:25:58,104 Who's your daddy? 2310 01:25:58,106 --> 01:25:59,472 I'm your fucking daddy. 2311 01:25:59,474 --> 01:26:00,740 I'm your fucking daddy. 2312 01:26:00,742 --> 01:26:01,577 Oh my God. 2313 01:26:03,712 --> 01:26:06,615 (BIGFOOT SNARLING) 2314 01:26:10,619 --> 01:26:15,624 (BIGFOOT GROWLING) (JARRETT SCREAMING) 2315 01:26:16,159 --> 01:26:18,927 (JARRETT WHIMPERING) 2316 01:26:28,037 --> 01:26:30,804 BAMBI: What was that? 2317 01:26:30,806 --> 01:26:33,007 - What was what? - That sound. 2318 01:26:33,009 --> 01:26:35,109 I thought, I said don't stop again. 2319 01:26:35,111 --> 01:26:38,045 We told you about the Bigfoot actor, right? 2320 01:26:38,047 --> 01:26:40,014 That we hired a Bigfoot actor to come out 2321 01:26:40,016 --> 01:26:42,719 and scare fucking Pat tonight for his bachelor party? 2322 01:26:44,087 --> 01:26:46,854 It's just that actor fucking around over there. 2323 01:26:46,856 --> 01:26:47,788 Just fucking with Pat. 2324 01:26:47,790 --> 01:26:48,956 Don't worry about it, okay? 2325 01:26:48,958 --> 01:26:50,425 Can we, can we just 2326 01:26:51,060 --> 01:26:52,927 get this done? 2327 01:26:52,929 --> 01:26:54,662 I paid you 600 bucks, okay? 2328 01:26:54,664 --> 01:26:56,099 You said you would swallow, so. 2329 01:26:57,499 --> 01:26:59,834 No more interruptions, I don't care what happens, 2330 01:26:59,836 --> 01:27:03,070 what noises you hear, no more questions. 2331 01:27:03,072 --> 01:27:05,573 You finish me off and swallow, okay? 2332 01:27:05,575 --> 01:27:06,974 We good? 2333 01:27:06,976 --> 01:27:07,977 Awesome, let's do that. 2334 01:27:11,247 --> 01:27:14,183 (JARRETT WHIMPERS) 2335 01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:25,159 Fuck yeah. 2336 01:27:25,161 --> 01:27:27,094 Oh, that's so good. 2337 01:27:27,096 --> 01:27:30,767 (JINX MOANING AND GRUNTING) 2338 01:27:32,236 --> 01:27:34,502 (BIGFOOT SNARLING) 2339 01:27:34,504 --> 01:27:37,006 (JINX GRUNTS) 2340 01:27:38,141 --> 01:27:38,775 Yeah. 2341 01:27:40,210 --> 01:27:42,912 That's what I'm talkin' about. 2342 01:27:45,048 --> 01:27:50,054 (JINX SCREAMS) (BIGFOOT GROWLS) 2343 01:27:58,561 --> 01:27:59,995 - Whoa! - Your dick! 2344 01:27:59,997 --> 01:28:01,529 - Help me! - It's gone! 2345 01:28:01,531 --> 01:28:03,265 Holy shit, you been Bobbited. 2346 01:28:03,267 --> 01:28:05,566 She bit my fucking nut off, Vinny! 2347 01:28:05,568 --> 01:28:07,903 She bit my fucking nut off! 2348 01:28:07,905 --> 01:28:08,937 Alright, man. 2349 01:28:08,939 --> 01:28:11,106 We're gonna fix you up, hold on. 2350 01:28:11,108 --> 01:28:13,541 (JINX SCREAMING) 2351 01:28:13,543 --> 01:28:16,078 - Oh, fuck man. - You killed my friend! 2352 01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:19,114 (BIGFOOT GROWLING) 2353 01:28:19,116 --> 01:28:20,882 - I got it, buddy. - Oh, she bit, 2354 01:28:20,884 --> 01:28:21,917 my fucking God! 2355 01:28:21,919 --> 01:28:23,151 Help me, man! 2356 01:28:23,153 --> 01:28:25,988 Help me, man, she bit my dick off, Vinny! 2357 01:28:25,990 --> 01:28:26,822 VINNY: I got it. 2358 01:28:26,824 --> 01:28:28,090 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 2359 01:28:28,092 --> 01:28:29,024 Hey, it's not the fucking actor, man! 2360 01:28:29,026 --> 01:28:31,126 It's not the fucking actor, it's a real one. 2361 01:28:31,128 --> 01:28:32,127 Oh my God! 2362 01:28:32,129 --> 01:28:33,195 Help me! 2363 01:28:33,197 --> 01:28:34,129 See, I got it! 2364 01:28:34,131 --> 01:28:35,130 - I got it! - You got it! 2365 01:28:35,132 --> 01:28:36,164 Let's go, come on! 2366 01:28:36,166 --> 01:28:37,065 Let's fucking go! 2367 01:28:37,067 --> 01:28:39,001 Vinny, help! 2368 01:28:39,003 --> 01:28:41,672 (LACIE SCREAMS) 2369 01:28:42,606 --> 01:28:46,074 (BIGFOOT GROWLING) 2370 01:28:46,076 --> 01:28:48,746 (LACIE SCREAMS) 2371 01:28:53,817 --> 01:28:55,684 We'll fix you up, man. 2372 01:28:55,686 --> 01:28:56,918 (JINX SCREAMS) 2373 01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:57,921 Holy shit! 2374 01:28:59,089 --> 01:28:59,921 What? 2375 01:28:59,923 --> 01:29:02,157 - Oh, shit. - It's a fucking bear trap! 2376 01:29:02,159 --> 01:29:03,959 Oh, it's a bear trap. 2377 01:29:03,961 --> 01:29:05,894 It's exactly what the park ranger was telling us about! 2378 01:29:05,896 --> 01:29:06,962 What? 2379 01:29:06,964 --> 01:29:08,096 - Oh, oh, get it off! - Oh god! 2380 01:29:08,098 --> 01:29:09,731 Where am I gonna put this down? 2381 01:29:09,733 --> 01:29:11,367 - Get it off! - Yes, I know. 2382 01:29:11,369 --> 01:29:12,200 (JINX GRUNTS) 2383 01:29:12,202 --> 01:29:13,369 One, two, three! 2384 01:29:13,371 --> 01:29:14,669 (JINX SCREAMS) 2385 01:29:14,671 --> 01:29:16,705 Pull it, fucking do it! 2386 01:29:16,707 --> 01:29:18,174 (JINX SCREAMS) 2387 01:29:18,176 --> 01:29:19,074 Oh! 2388 01:29:19,076 --> 01:29:20,176 Shit, we fucking pulled my hand off, man. 2389 01:29:20,178 --> 01:29:21,910 Oh, shit! 2390 01:29:21,912 --> 01:29:23,612 (JINX AND VINNY SCREAM) 2391 01:29:23,614 --> 01:29:25,082 - Oh, shit! - Oh, fuck! 2392 01:29:26,217 --> 01:29:28,786 (JINX SCREAMS) 2393 01:29:30,155 --> 01:29:31,087 We pulled it off, man. 2394 01:29:31,089 --> 01:29:33,291 We pulled my fucking hand off! 2395 01:29:34,225 --> 01:29:35,824 - Shit, man. - Oh my God. 2396 01:29:35,826 --> 01:29:37,826 Just fuckin' leave me, man. 2397 01:29:37,828 --> 01:29:39,062 Just fuckin' leave me, bro. 2398 01:29:39,064 --> 01:29:40,329 We're gonna fix you, we're gonna fix you 2399 01:29:40,331 --> 01:29:41,931 - and then we can go. - Just leave me, dude. 2400 01:29:41,933 --> 01:29:42,864 Come on! 2401 01:29:42,866 --> 01:29:44,067 I fucking ain't got no arm 2402 01:29:44,069 --> 01:29:45,834 and I got no hand and oh, my dick, man. 2403 01:29:45,836 --> 01:29:47,203 It's fucking over. 2404 01:29:47,205 --> 01:29:49,005 I'm not gonna leave you, man, come on. 2405 01:29:49,007 --> 01:29:51,174 - Come on. - It's over, bro. 2406 01:29:51,176 --> 01:29:53,642 Man, we gotta do Switchblade 5. 2407 01:29:53,644 --> 01:29:55,278 - Remember that! - I can't, man. 2408 01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:56,112 I got you a lead role in that this time. 2409 01:29:56,114 --> 01:29:57,113 I can't do it, man. 2410 01:29:57,115 --> 01:29:59,115 Dude, we gotta do it. 2411 01:29:59,117 --> 01:30:00,349 We could fix you! 2412 01:30:00,351 --> 01:30:01,683 Man, I'm fucked up bad, man. 2413 01:30:01,685 --> 01:30:04,120 That Bigfoot actor I hired, 2414 01:30:04,122 --> 01:30:05,121 I thought that was him but that 2415 01:30:05,123 --> 01:30:07,256 was a real fuckin' Bigfoot, man. 2416 01:30:07,258 --> 01:30:09,058 He was fuckin' a real one, dude. 2417 01:30:09,060 --> 01:30:10,860 He fuckin' knocked that fucking 2418 01:30:10,862 --> 01:30:14,030 Bambi's head right off with my cock in it, bro. 2419 01:30:14,032 --> 01:30:15,131 I'm telling you, man. 2420 01:30:15,133 --> 01:30:17,400 I fucked up, man, the actor fucking was supposed to, 2421 01:30:17,402 --> 01:30:18,835 the actor Bigfoot he was supposed to go 2422 01:30:18,837 --> 01:30:21,337 and fuck up all the vehicles, bro. 2423 01:30:21,339 --> 01:30:24,273 He's supposed to fuck up all of our cellphones, dude. 2424 01:30:24,275 --> 01:30:25,708 Oh my God, man. 2425 01:30:25,710 --> 01:30:26,442 He's supposed to fuck up everything. 2426 01:30:26,444 --> 01:30:28,146 There's no fucking way out, man. 2427 01:30:29,147 --> 01:30:30,279 There's no way out. 2428 01:30:30,281 --> 01:30:31,080 I'm gonna bleed out, man. 2429 01:30:31,082 --> 01:30:32,315 I got no hand, no dick, 2430 01:30:32,317 --> 01:30:33,450 I can't even fucking jack off anymore! 2431 01:30:33,452 --> 01:30:34,684 What'll I do? 2432 01:30:34,686 --> 01:30:35,818 We'll make it work, okay? 2433 01:30:35,820 --> 01:30:37,421 Let's get out of here, alright? 2434 01:30:37,423 --> 01:30:38,254 Okay? 2435 01:30:38,256 --> 01:30:40,156 - Just go, man. - No! 2436 01:30:40,158 --> 01:30:43,329 Just get to the, gotta get to the. 2437 01:30:45,230 --> 01:30:46,195 Jinx! 2438 01:30:46,197 --> 01:30:47,830 Jinx! 2439 01:30:47,832 --> 01:30:48,867 Come on, bro! 2440 01:30:53,938 --> 01:30:57,106 (VINNY SOBBING) 2441 01:30:57,108 --> 01:30:58,308 We're gonna make it work. 2442 01:30:58,310 --> 01:30:59,142 We're gonna make it work. 2443 01:30:59,144 --> 01:31:01,311 Get your fucking cock and your hand. 2444 01:31:01,313 --> 01:31:02,412 We're gonna fix you, brother. 2445 01:31:02,414 --> 01:31:03,713 Alright? 2446 01:31:03,715 --> 01:31:05,249 We're gonna do Switchblade 5, alright? 2447 01:31:05,251 --> 01:31:06,283 I promise you! 2448 01:31:06,285 --> 01:31:07,117 You're the lead! 2449 01:31:07,119 --> 01:31:07,984 We're gonna do it! 2450 01:31:07,986 --> 01:31:09,353 Oh God, man. 2451 01:31:09,355 --> 01:31:12,755 (INTENSE MUSIC) 2452 01:31:12,757 --> 01:31:13,423 Dude, wake up! 2453 01:31:13,425 --> 01:31:14,491 - Wake up! - What? 2454 01:31:14,493 --> 01:31:15,325 - Wake up! - What? 2455 01:31:15,327 --> 01:31:16,360 What the fuck? 2456 01:31:16,362 --> 01:31:17,294 What? 2457 01:31:17,296 --> 01:31:18,028 Where, what, what's going? 2458 01:31:18,030 --> 01:31:18,861 What the fuck? 2459 01:31:18,863 --> 01:31:19,729 Hey, wake up! 2460 01:31:19,731 --> 01:31:20,798 Wake up, man! 2461 01:31:21,967 --> 01:31:22,800 Is that? 2462 01:31:23,768 --> 01:31:25,235 Vinny, why do you have a dick in your hand? 2463 01:31:25,237 --> 01:31:26,937 Why is there a dick and hand in your hands? 2464 01:31:26,939 --> 01:31:28,205 Dude, I was getting laid, man. 2465 01:31:28,207 --> 01:31:29,940 Jinx was getting his fucking dick sucked 2466 01:31:29,942 --> 01:31:31,842 but the fuckin' Bigfoot was a real Bigfoot. 2467 01:31:31,844 --> 01:31:34,244 Not the fucking actor that he fuckin' hired. 2468 01:31:34,246 --> 01:31:36,380 Bigfoot came and killed both fuckin' strippers. 2469 01:31:36,382 --> 01:31:38,115 Knocked one of their fuckin' heads off. 2470 01:31:38,117 --> 01:31:40,017 Fuckin' Jinx's junk was in her fuckin'... 2471 01:31:40,019 --> 01:31:41,084 Oh! 2472 01:31:41,086 --> 01:31:43,453 And then Jinx passed out, so I went over to him 2473 01:31:43,455 --> 01:31:44,955 and he said something to me 2474 01:31:44,957 --> 01:31:46,056 and we gotta go to a fucking, 2475 01:31:46,058 --> 01:31:49,226 we gotta go to the van, but he said the fucking car, 2476 01:31:49,228 --> 01:31:52,462 all the phones are gone and the Bigfoot 2477 01:31:52,464 --> 01:31:55,399 fucking actor fucked all the cars up, man. 2478 01:31:55,401 --> 01:31:56,233 Do you know what I'm sayin'? 2479 01:31:56,235 --> 01:31:57,467 - No! - What? 2480 01:31:57,469 --> 01:31:59,403 Dude, you're not making any fucking sense! 2481 01:31:59,405 --> 01:32:00,904 Wait, okay, okay, okay, first of all, 2482 01:32:00,906 --> 01:32:01,838 are you high? 2483 01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:02,839 Are you on drugs right now? 2484 01:32:02,841 --> 01:32:04,341 No! 2485 01:32:04,343 --> 01:32:06,009 We gotta find the phones, we're gonna find the phones. 2486 01:32:06,011 --> 01:32:07,277 He said something that. 2487 01:32:07,279 --> 01:32:09,279 We gotta, we gotta get something in the van. 2488 01:32:09,281 --> 01:32:10,481 What? 2489 01:32:10,483 --> 01:32:11,949 There's, uh, Chad smashed all the phones! 2490 01:32:11,951 --> 01:32:13,418 - Oh, shit. - Yeah, they're in his 2491 01:32:13,420 --> 01:32:15,319 fucking tent right now, they're in a million pieces. 2492 01:32:15,321 --> 01:32:16,387 Oh, God. 2493 01:32:16,389 --> 01:32:17,354 All of 'em? 2494 01:32:17,356 --> 01:32:18,391 Yes! 2495 01:32:19,392 --> 01:32:20,525 What are we gonna do, man? 2496 01:32:20,527 --> 01:32:21,959 Oh, fuck. 2497 01:32:21,961 --> 01:32:23,827 Oh, dude, what'd you guys give me, man? 2498 01:32:23,829 --> 01:32:25,028 Dude, don't worry, man. 2499 01:32:25,030 --> 01:32:26,063 We just gave you fuckin' pot brownies 2500 01:32:26,065 --> 01:32:28,266 and some beer so you could chill the fuck out. 2501 01:32:28,268 --> 01:32:29,367 Now listen to me, listen! 2502 01:32:29,369 --> 01:32:31,336 It's just you and me. 2503 01:32:31,338 --> 01:32:34,004 We gotta get outta here before that thing gets here. 2504 01:32:34,006 --> 01:32:35,138 - Yeah, let's go! - So we gotta go now. 2505 01:32:35,140 --> 01:32:36,106 - Now! - Now! 2506 01:32:36,108 --> 01:32:37,342 - Let's go! - Alright! 2507 01:32:37,344 --> 01:32:38,041 I gotta put this shit on ice, man. 2508 01:32:38,043 --> 01:32:39,310 We gotta go! 2509 01:32:39,312 --> 01:32:40,877 VINNY: I gotta put this on ice. 2510 01:32:40,879 --> 01:32:42,380 Okay, what are you doing? 2511 01:32:42,382 --> 01:32:43,548 - I gotta wash my hands. - Come on, man! 2512 01:32:43,550 --> 01:32:44,948 I gotta wash my hands! 2513 01:32:44,950 --> 01:32:46,184 I'll be right there. 2514 01:32:46,186 --> 01:32:47,019 Ah! 2515 01:32:49,289 --> 01:32:50,355 (PAT YELLING IN THE DISTANCE) 2516 01:32:50,357 --> 01:32:51,556 - Oh, fuck! - Where are you going? 2517 01:32:51,558 --> 01:32:52,925 The lantern! 2518 01:32:54,394 --> 01:32:55,326 Oh, there! 2519 01:32:55,328 --> 01:32:56,561 (VINNY YELLING) 2520 01:32:56,563 --> 01:32:58,096 Come on! 2521 01:32:58,098 --> 01:32:59,130 Jinx! 2522 01:32:59,132 --> 01:32:59,998 We're comin', baby! 2523 01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:01,032 Jinx! 2524 01:33:01,034 --> 01:33:02,000 - Where is he? - Oh, shit. 2525 01:33:02,002 --> 01:33:02,833 Where is he? 2526 01:33:02,835 --> 01:33:03,470 Oh my God. 2527 01:33:05,138 --> 01:33:05,972 Is he dead? 2528 01:33:07,307 --> 01:33:08,106 Oh, shit, Jinx. 2529 01:33:08,108 --> 01:33:09,073 Oh, God. 2530 01:33:09,075 --> 01:33:10,074 - Ooh, God. - What? 2531 01:33:10,076 --> 01:33:10,541 - Yeah, he's dead, man. - What? 2532 01:33:10,543 --> 01:33:11,978 That's gross. 2533 01:33:12,946 --> 01:33:14,479 Jinx. 2534 01:33:14,481 --> 01:33:15,413 Oh, fuck, what do we? 2535 01:33:15,415 --> 01:33:17,350 Vinny, what do we do now? 2536 01:33:21,354 --> 01:33:24,022 I told him this was a bad idea, man. 2537 01:33:24,024 --> 01:33:25,990 We'll have to kill him off for Switchblade 5. 2538 01:33:25,992 --> 01:33:26,626 What? 2539 01:33:28,862 --> 01:33:30,463 I had a big part for you, bro. 2540 01:33:31,498 --> 01:33:33,298 I was gonna give it to you. 2541 01:33:33,300 --> 01:33:34,432 Give you the fuckin' lead. 2542 01:33:34,434 --> 01:33:36,567 What are you talking about? 2543 01:33:36,569 --> 01:33:38,104 Our movie, Switchblade 5. 2544 01:33:39,072 --> 01:33:39,937 Have you not seen it? 2545 01:33:39,939 --> 01:33:40,940 You're in a movie? 2546 01:33:42,108 --> 01:33:43,141 What kind of friend are you? 2547 01:33:43,143 --> 01:33:44,409 Wait, did you? 2548 01:33:44,411 --> 01:33:46,346 Did you say Switchblade 5? 2549 01:33:47,447 --> 01:33:49,215 I haven't seen four of his movies? 2550 01:33:51,418 --> 01:33:53,353 Man, I'm sorry, Jinx. 2551 01:33:55,055 --> 01:33:56,321 It's right here. 2552 01:33:56,323 --> 01:33:57,656 (ZIPPER HISSING) 2553 01:33:57,658 --> 01:33:59,057 What are you doing? 2554 01:33:59,059 --> 01:34:00,325 Taking a piss. 2555 01:34:00,327 --> 01:34:01,259 Haven't you heard anything I've said? 2556 01:34:01,261 --> 01:34:03,294 I don't give a shit, man. 2557 01:34:03,296 --> 01:34:07,633 Pissing all over your fuckin' trees, fuckin' Sasquatch! 2558 01:34:07,635 --> 01:34:09,934 Fuckin' skunk-ape! 2559 01:34:09,936 --> 01:34:12,970 Fuckin' Harry and the Andersons bullshit. 2560 01:34:12,972 --> 01:34:15,507 Oh, man. (BIGFOOT ROARING) 2561 01:34:15,509 --> 01:34:17,008 What? 2562 01:34:17,010 --> 01:34:20,414 (BIGFOOT ROARING LOUDER) 2563 01:34:21,415 --> 01:34:22,548 He's coming back. 2564 01:34:22,550 --> 01:34:23,482 We gotta get to the van, man. 2565 01:34:23,484 --> 01:34:24,516 - Let's get it. - Go, go! 2566 01:34:24,518 --> 01:34:26,052 Sorry, Jinx, ew. 2567 01:34:28,322 --> 01:34:30,489 Hope the van is still around here. 2568 01:34:30,491 --> 01:34:31,423 Where are we going? 2569 01:34:31,425 --> 01:34:34,093 (BIGFOOT GROWLS) 2570 01:34:34,095 --> 01:34:35,394 Oh shit, (MUMBLES). 2571 01:34:35,396 --> 01:34:37,396 Do you remember where that van's at? 2572 01:34:37,398 --> 01:34:38,332 What van? 2573 01:34:40,101 --> 01:34:41,333 The van. 2574 01:34:41,335 --> 01:34:43,102 What, the van you brought me in? 2575 01:34:43,104 --> 01:34:44,103 Yeah. 2576 01:34:44,105 --> 01:34:45,106 When I had the hood on my head? 2577 01:34:46,440 --> 01:34:47,940 Oh, yeah. 2578 01:34:47,942 --> 01:34:49,041 Fuck, we're fucked. 2579 01:34:49,043 --> 01:34:49,942 Shh! 2580 01:34:49,944 --> 01:34:51,443 (BIGFOOT GROWLING) 2581 01:34:51,445 --> 01:34:52,311 - Go, we should go. - Yeah, let's go. 2582 01:34:52,313 --> 01:34:54,513 - Come on, we gotta find it. - Go, go! 2583 01:34:54,515 --> 01:34:56,715 (BIGFOOT ROARING) 2584 01:34:56,717 --> 01:34:58,450 - Oh, go, man! - Come on, come on. 2585 01:34:58,452 --> 01:35:00,187 - Go! - Yeah, I know! 2586 01:35:01,288 --> 01:35:02,154 (BIGFOOT GROWLING LOUDER) 2587 01:35:02,156 --> 01:35:03,188 I think it's this way! 2588 01:35:03,190 --> 01:35:05,157 - Go. - I'm runnin', man! 2589 01:35:05,159 --> 01:35:07,426 (MUFFLED YELLING) 2590 01:35:07,428 --> 01:35:09,495 (BIGFOOT CONTINUES TO GROWL) 2591 01:35:09,497 --> 01:35:10,697 Oh, God. 2592 01:35:10,699 --> 01:35:12,900 Come on, get up and run! 2593 01:35:16,404 --> 01:35:17,269 Okay. 2594 01:35:17,271 --> 01:35:19,606 - Go on the other... - Tires, get down. 2595 01:35:19,608 --> 01:35:22,074 Oh, this tire's flat! 2596 01:35:22,076 --> 01:35:23,475 Is that one flat, too? 2597 01:35:23,477 --> 01:35:24,476 Yes, fuck! 2598 01:35:24,478 --> 01:35:26,211 This is all your fuckin' fault! 2599 01:35:26,213 --> 01:35:27,614 - My fault? - Yes, your fault. 2600 01:35:27,616 --> 01:35:28,548 You took a piss. 2601 01:35:28,550 --> 01:35:29,482 I told you not to take a piss! 2602 01:35:29,484 --> 01:35:30,416 He's got your fuckin' scent. 2603 01:35:30,418 --> 01:35:31,216 Don't worry about that, man. 2604 01:35:31,218 --> 01:35:31,984 That's all a myth. 2605 01:35:31,986 --> 01:35:32,685 A myth? 2606 01:35:32,687 --> 01:35:34,319 It's not a fuckin' myth. 2607 01:35:34,321 --> 01:35:35,254 That thing is not gonna stop 2608 01:35:35,256 --> 01:35:36,456 until it fuckin' finds you, man. 2609 01:35:36,458 --> 01:35:37,757 Hey, we got this under control. 2610 01:35:37,759 --> 01:35:38,591 Oh, do we? 2611 01:35:38,593 --> 01:35:40,025 Do we really? 2612 01:35:40,027 --> 01:35:40,627 I'll tell you one thing, though. 2613 01:35:40,629 --> 01:35:43,061 Just like Switchblade 3. 2614 01:35:43,063 --> 01:35:44,764 I drove a van just like this with no tires, 2615 01:35:44,766 --> 01:35:46,433 I'll get us out of here in no time. 2616 01:35:46,435 --> 01:35:47,734 Shut up, shut up! 2617 01:35:47,736 --> 01:35:49,302 This isn't a fuckin' movie! 2618 01:35:49,304 --> 01:35:50,503 This is real life and that thing's 2619 01:35:50,505 --> 01:35:52,607 is gonna fucking kill us! 2620 01:35:55,677 --> 01:35:56,944 Don't, don't! 2621 01:35:58,145 --> 01:36:02,315 (BIGFOOT RUMBLING SOFTLY) 2622 01:36:02,317 --> 01:36:03,251 He's there? 2623 01:36:06,020 --> 01:36:09,389 (BIGFOOT SNARLING) 2624 01:36:09,391 --> 01:36:10,423 Oh, fuck, it's coming. 2625 01:36:10,425 --> 01:36:12,659 - What? - It's coming, go, go. 2626 01:36:12,661 --> 01:36:13,660 Get in the van. 2627 01:36:13,662 --> 01:36:14,496 Get in! 2628 01:36:17,566 --> 01:36:21,468 (JINX YELLS) (VAN DOORS CLICK SHUT) 2629 01:36:21,470 --> 01:36:22,671 - Got the keys? - Yeah. 2630 01:36:24,606 --> 01:36:27,175 Key, where's the fuckin' key? 2631 01:36:29,177 --> 01:36:30,412 Where's the fuckin' keys? 2632 01:36:31,446 --> 01:36:32,612 Damn, fuck! 2633 01:36:32,614 --> 01:36:35,148 - He fuckin' took the key. - Who? 2634 01:36:35,150 --> 01:36:36,716 The fuckin' Bigfoot actor guy 2635 01:36:36,718 --> 01:36:38,685 that we fuckin' hired for this. 2636 01:36:38,687 --> 01:36:40,186 He messed up all the cars, 2637 01:36:40,188 --> 01:36:41,521 now he took the fuckin' keys. 2638 01:36:41,523 --> 01:36:44,090 - Fuck! - Son of a bitch. 2639 01:36:44,092 --> 01:36:45,193 - Betsy! - What? 2640 01:36:46,094 --> 01:36:47,660 Oh, yes! 2641 01:36:47,662 --> 01:36:48,698 Oh! 2642 01:36:50,599 --> 01:36:51,431 That's what he was talking about. 2643 01:36:51,433 --> 01:36:53,132 - Who? - Jinx! 2644 01:36:53,134 --> 01:36:54,702 That's why he wanted us to come to the van. 2645 01:36:54,704 --> 01:36:56,369 - To get the gun. - Yes, yeah! 2646 01:36:56,371 --> 01:36:57,305 - Oh. - Shh. 2647 01:36:59,140 --> 01:37:00,674 I think he's still here, get down. 2648 01:37:00,676 --> 01:37:01,609 - Get down. - Oh, dude. 2649 01:37:01,611 --> 01:37:02,643 PAT: Oh, God, holy shit. 2650 01:37:02,645 --> 01:37:03,611 Look at that. 2651 01:37:03,613 --> 01:37:05,646 That's the real one, right. 2652 01:37:05,648 --> 01:37:07,447 Oh, fuck, we're gonna die. 2653 01:37:07,449 --> 01:37:08,584 We're gonna die. 2654 01:37:10,185 --> 01:37:12,653 (SQUEAKING ON GLASS) Where'd he go? 2655 01:37:12,655 --> 01:37:13,654 Is it gone? 2656 01:37:13,656 --> 01:37:15,823 I hope it's gone. 2657 01:37:15,825 --> 01:37:17,092 Fuck, okay. 2658 01:37:18,326 --> 01:37:21,162 (LEAVES RUSTLING) 2659 01:37:22,798 --> 01:37:23,631 - Think he's gone? - Is he gone? 2660 01:37:23,633 --> 01:37:24,667 Shh. 2661 01:37:27,670 --> 01:37:32,239 He's not gone! (Pat and Vinny scream 2662 01:37:32,241 --> 01:37:32,873 Go away! 2663 01:37:32,875 --> 01:37:33,807 Oh, God! 2664 01:37:33,809 --> 01:37:35,174 - Oh, shit! - Vinny! 2665 01:37:35,176 --> 01:37:35,809 Where is he? 2666 01:37:35,811 --> 01:37:36,644 Where is he? 2667 01:37:36,646 --> 01:37:39,513 (MEN SCREAMS OVERLAP) 2668 01:37:39,515 --> 01:37:40,848 Pat? 2669 01:37:40,850 --> 01:37:42,883 Pat! 2670 01:37:42,885 --> 01:37:45,619 Patrick Anthony Taylor! 2671 01:37:45,621 --> 01:37:46,656 Patrick? 2672 01:37:48,257 --> 01:37:49,290 Hello? 2673 01:37:49,292 --> 01:37:50,126 Patrick! 2674 01:37:53,162 --> 01:37:54,263 What the hell is that? 2675 01:37:55,731 --> 01:37:56,897 What? 2676 01:37:56,899 --> 01:37:59,769 (INTENSE MUSIC) 2677 01:38:03,139 --> 01:38:04,605 Oh nice, you broke your phone. 2678 01:38:04,607 --> 01:38:06,309 Still found you, motherfucker. 2679 01:38:07,777 --> 01:38:09,510 What is this? 2680 01:38:09,512 --> 01:38:10,346 Huh? 2681 01:38:11,280 --> 01:38:12,613 (CAROLINE GASPS) 2682 01:38:12,615 --> 01:38:13,449 Beer! 2683 01:38:14,317 --> 01:38:15,151 Patrick! 2684 01:38:16,019 --> 01:38:18,654 Jinx, you lying motherfucker, I knew it! 2685 01:38:20,323 --> 01:38:21,890 What is this? 2686 01:38:21,892 --> 01:38:23,691 Oh, that's cute. 2687 01:38:23,693 --> 01:38:24,658 (CAROLINE LAUGHS) 2688 01:38:24,660 --> 01:38:25,894 That's cute, guys. 2689 01:38:25,896 --> 01:38:28,697 Nice little Halloween party, adorable. 2690 01:38:28,699 --> 01:38:29,764 Great. 2691 01:38:29,766 --> 01:38:30,600 What? 2692 01:38:31,534 --> 01:38:32,901 What? 2693 01:38:32,903 --> 01:38:35,804 Is this your little bromance souvenir? 2694 01:38:35,806 --> 01:38:38,472 That's great, that's oh my god, it's real! 2695 01:38:38,474 --> 01:38:39,808 No! 2696 01:38:39,810 --> 01:38:40,642 Oh my God! 2697 01:38:40,644 --> 01:38:41,910 Oh my God, oh my God! 2698 01:38:41,912 --> 01:38:43,377 DISPATCHER: 9-1-1, what's your emergency? 2699 01:38:43,379 --> 01:38:44,613 Yes, hello, I'm in Cherokee Creek 2700 01:38:44,615 --> 01:38:47,348 and there's a fucking cooler with a hand and a penis in it. 2701 01:38:47,350 --> 01:38:48,583 And there's beer in it! 2702 01:38:48,585 --> 01:38:49,918 And my boyfriend was supposed to be 2703 01:38:49,920 --> 01:38:51,720 at the bachelor party, I can't find him 2704 01:38:51,722 --> 01:38:53,287 or his friends anywhere. 2705 01:38:53,289 --> 01:38:55,189 Please, you gotta get here quick! 2706 01:38:55,191 --> 01:38:56,256 Cherokee Creek! 2707 01:38:56,258 --> 01:38:57,559 Get here quick! 2708 01:38:57,561 --> 01:38:58,395 Oh, God. 2709 01:38:59,663 --> 01:39:00,795 Patrick! 2710 01:39:00,797 --> 01:39:01,830 Patrick! 2711 01:39:01,832 --> 01:39:02,831 Jinx! 2712 01:39:02,833 --> 01:39:03,832 Patrick! 2713 01:39:03,834 --> 01:39:05,400 Where are you? 2714 01:39:05,402 --> 01:39:06,635 Patrick? 2715 01:39:06,637 --> 01:39:07,669 Patrick! 2716 01:39:07,671 --> 01:39:08,937 Patrick! 2717 01:39:08,939 --> 01:39:09,804 Patrick! 2718 01:39:09,806 --> 01:39:11,406 Where is it? 2719 01:39:11,408 --> 01:39:12,843 What is it doing? 2720 01:39:15,679 --> 01:39:17,445 - You okay? - Yeah. 2721 01:39:17,447 --> 01:39:19,714 - Yeah. - I'm alright. 2722 01:39:19,716 --> 01:39:21,983 - It's okay. - I'm alright. 2723 01:39:21,985 --> 01:39:22,817 I mean it just come and play... 2724 01:39:22,819 --> 01:39:23,818 Yeah, we're alright. 2725 01:39:23,820 --> 01:39:24,886 - We're alright. - We're good. 2726 01:39:24,888 --> 01:39:25,720 We're good. 2727 01:39:25,722 --> 01:39:27,989 (PAT LAUGHS) 2728 01:39:27,991 --> 01:39:30,727 (BIGFOOT GROWLS) 2729 01:39:35,499 --> 01:39:37,265 Do you see it? 2730 01:39:37,267 --> 01:39:38,435 No, come on. 2731 01:39:39,836 --> 01:39:43,271 (INTENSE MUSIC) 2732 01:39:43,273 --> 01:39:43,905 (CAR DOOR SLAMS SHUT) 2733 01:39:43,907 --> 01:39:44,741 Shh! 2734 01:39:47,310 --> 01:39:48,578 Okay, let's go. 2735 01:39:49,579 --> 01:39:50,779 What the fuck? 2736 01:39:50,781 --> 01:39:52,480 Oh, come on! 2737 01:39:52,482 --> 01:39:53,715 - Of course. - Fuck! 2738 01:39:53,717 --> 01:39:54,783 Fucking tires are flat. 2739 01:39:54,785 --> 01:39:55,617 Shh. 2740 01:39:55,619 --> 01:39:56,687 Alright, locked? 2741 01:39:57,754 --> 01:39:59,287 It's locked. 2742 01:39:59,289 --> 01:40:00,190 Maybe this side. 2743 01:40:03,260 --> 01:40:03,895 Fuck. 2744 01:40:04,896 --> 01:40:05,928 Locked, God damn it. 2745 01:40:05,930 --> 01:40:07,765 Hey, man, these aren't flat. 2746 01:40:09,499 --> 01:40:10,802 Hey, check the other side. 2747 01:40:13,871 --> 01:40:15,437 - No. - Really? 2748 01:40:15,439 --> 01:40:16,605 - Uh huh. - Fuckin' hot. 2749 01:40:16,607 --> 01:40:17,773 - Ah! - Shit. 2750 01:40:17,775 --> 01:40:18,974 - Of course. - Keys. 2751 01:40:18,976 --> 01:40:19,809 We need keys. 2752 01:40:19,811 --> 01:40:20,845 Whose car is this? 2753 01:40:21,913 --> 01:40:23,946 Oh, I bet it's the stripper's car! 2754 01:40:23,948 --> 01:40:24,947 Oh, yeah. 2755 01:40:24,949 --> 01:40:25,881 Uh, Brick! 2756 01:40:25,883 --> 01:40:26,816 Brick probably has the keys! 2757 01:40:26,818 --> 01:40:27,683 Brick? 2758 01:40:27,685 --> 01:40:29,652 Uh, yeah, you know like the bouncer. 2759 01:40:29,654 --> 01:40:30,619 - Oh. - Come on. 2760 01:40:30,621 --> 01:40:32,557 Let's go check on that. 2761 01:40:34,992 --> 01:40:37,862 (INTENSE MUSIC) 2762 01:40:41,632 --> 01:40:44,435 (LEAVES RUSTLING) 2763 01:40:48,539 --> 01:40:49,772 What the fuck is that? 2764 01:40:49,774 --> 01:40:51,275 It's the tree. 2765 01:40:54,512 --> 01:40:55,813 Past the tree. 2766 01:40:56,714 --> 01:40:57,546 What is that? 2767 01:40:57,548 --> 01:40:58,850 Shh, get down. 2768 01:41:01,786 --> 01:41:03,719 That's, oh my God. 2769 01:41:03,721 --> 01:41:06,522 - Is that him? - I don't fucking know. 2770 01:41:06,524 --> 01:41:07,456 What do you mean you don't fucking know? 2771 01:41:07,458 --> 01:41:08,591 You're the fuckin' expert. 2772 01:41:08,593 --> 01:41:10,060 Dude, there's a real one, there's a fuckin' fake one. 2773 01:41:10,062 --> 01:41:12,363 How am I supposed to know the difference? 2774 01:41:13,397 --> 01:41:14,665 Well, fuckin' shoot it. 2775 01:41:15,533 --> 01:41:16,365 You got the gun. 2776 01:41:16,367 --> 01:41:17,033 You shoot it. 2777 01:41:17,035 --> 01:41:17,869 Here. 2778 01:41:20,438 --> 01:41:21,537 I never shot one before. 2779 01:41:21,539 --> 01:41:22,905 You fuckin' kidding me? 2780 01:41:22,907 --> 01:41:24,975 You're in all those action movies. 2781 01:41:24,977 --> 01:41:26,778 Yeah, but I gotta use a knife. 2782 01:41:28,046 --> 01:41:29,478 Okay. 2783 01:41:29,480 --> 01:41:30,881 Just fucking shoot it, come on. 2784 01:41:30,883 --> 01:41:32,115 Let's get the fuck outta here. 2785 01:41:32,117 --> 01:41:33,049 Come on, man, I'm still pretty fucked up 2786 01:41:33,051 --> 01:41:34,485 off that thing you gave me. 2787 01:41:35,586 --> 01:41:37,720 I don't like it, man, I don't like it. 2788 01:41:37,722 --> 01:41:39,823 Let's just, let's just find the keys. 2789 01:41:39,825 --> 01:41:40,957 Let's find the dude that's got 'em 2790 01:41:40,959 --> 01:41:42,893 and get the fuck outta here. 2791 01:41:42,895 --> 01:41:43,927 Cause what if I miss? 2792 01:41:43,929 --> 01:41:45,394 I just piss it off. 2793 01:41:45,396 --> 01:41:46,830 - Alright, alright. - Yeah. 2794 01:41:46,832 --> 01:41:48,664 Just wait till, just wait till it leaves. 2795 01:41:48,666 --> 01:41:49,467 Okay. 2796 01:41:51,036 --> 01:41:52,368 - There it goes. - There it goes. 2797 01:41:52,370 --> 01:41:53,435 There it goes. 2798 01:41:53,437 --> 01:41:53,906 - Hey, let's go that way. - Alright. 2799 01:41:55,406 --> 01:41:56,008 Go, go. 2800 01:42:05,117 --> 01:42:06,082 What the fuck? 2801 01:42:06,084 --> 01:42:07,483 Get the fuck... 2802 01:42:07,485 --> 01:42:08,952 oh, oh, it's Brick! 2803 01:42:08,954 --> 01:42:10,086 Hey, oh, fuckin'. 2804 01:42:10,088 --> 01:42:11,021 Oh, Jesus. 2805 01:42:11,023 --> 01:42:13,723 - Oh, God. - Oh, shit. 2806 01:42:13,725 --> 01:42:14,591 Fuck! 2807 01:42:14,593 --> 01:42:15,725 Check him for keys. 2808 01:42:15,727 --> 01:42:16,562 Keys. 2809 01:42:21,967 --> 01:42:23,001 Look. 2810 01:42:23,936 --> 01:42:24,901 Man, there's nothing. 2811 01:42:24,903 --> 01:42:26,036 Fuck! 2812 01:42:26,038 --> 01:42:27,070 Um. 2813 01:42:27,072 --> 01:42:28,004 The strippers. 2814 01:42:28,006 --> 01:42:29,172 The strippers gotta have 'em. 2815 01:42:29,174 --> 01:42:30,774 I know where they're at, come on. 2816 01:42:30,776 --> 01:42:31,610 Come on. 2817 01:42:33,612 --> 01:42:34,578 There they are. 2818 01:42:34,580 --> 01:42:35,679 - Oh, yes. - Oh my God. 2819 01:42:35,681 --> 01:42:36,513 They gotta have it, man. 2820 01:42:36,515 --> 01:42:37,714 Go check her. 2821 01:42:37,716 --> 01:42:38,717 I'll check this one. 2822 01:42:39,885 --> 01:42:40,984 Fuck. 2823 01:42:40,986 --> 01:42:41,820 Um, okay. 2824 01:42:43,856 --> 01:42:44,690 Fuck. 2825 01:42:51,630 --> 01:42:52,464 Fuck. 2826 01:42:54,833 --> 01:42:55,634 Fuck. 2827 01:42:57,103 --> 01:42:59,436 (VINNY YELLS) 2828 01:42:59,438 --> 01:43:04,143 Gross! 2829 01:43:05,211 --> 01:43:06,043 Fuck yeah! 2830 01:43:06,045 --> 01:43:07,080 I got it! 2831 01:43:07,981 --> 01:43:09,146 Oh, shit. 2832 01:43:09,148 --> 01:43:11,115 Vinny, behind you! 2833 01:43:11,117 --> 01:43:12,049 (BIGFOOT GROWLS) 2834 01:43:12,051 --> 01:43:15,152 (VINNY PANTS) 2835 01:43:15,154 --> 01:43:16,153 Holy shit. 2836 01:43:16,155 --> 01:43:21,027 (VINNY SCREAMS) (BIGFOOT ROARS) 2837 01:43:24,030 --> 01:43:26,833 (VINNY COUGHS) 2838 01:43:30,469 --> 01:43:32,670 (VINNY YELLS) 2839 01:43:32,672 --> 01:43:33,505 Shit! 2840 01:43:34,173 --> 01:43:35,108 I got it. 2841 01:43:37,243 --> 01:43:39,143 (BIGFOOT RUMBLES) 2842 01:43:39,145 --> 01:43:43,180 Fuck you, man! (SCATTERED GUNSHOTS) 2843 01:43:43,182 --> 01:43:47,518 (PAT SCREAMS ARE COVERED BY BIGFOOT'S GROWLS) 2844 01:43:47,520 --> 01:43:48,521 Fuck, Vinny. 2845 01:43:54,661 --> 01:43:57,096 (PAT GROANS) 2846 01:43:58,164 --> 01:43:59,664 What the fuck? 2847 01:43:59,666 --> 01:44:00,865 Gotta get the key. 2848 01:44:00,867 --> 01:44:02,733 I need the key. 2849 01:44:02,735 --> 01:44:04,001 Oh. 2850 01:44:04,003 --> 01:44:05,770 (PAT RETCHES) 2851 01:44:05,772 --> 01:44:08,005 It was supposed to be you and me, man. 2852 01:44:08,007 --> 01:44:10,107 Oh, fuck, where is it? 2853 01:44:10,109 --> 01:44:11,142 Oh! 2854 01:44:11,144 --> 01:44:11,976 Oh! 2855 01:44:11,978 --> 01:44:13,044 Oh, fuck! 2856 01:44:13,046 --> 01:44:13,880 Oh, fuck! 2857 01:44:25,058 --> 01:44:26,524 Thanks, man. 2858 01:44:26,526 --> 01:44:29,196 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 2859 01:45:22,716 --> 01:45:23,749 You son of a bitch! 2860 01:45:23,751 --> 01:45:26,785 (LOUD GUNSHOTS) 2861 01:45:26,787 --> 01:45:29,189 (PAT GROANS) 2862 01:45:30,324 --> 01:45:31,990 (CAROLINE LAUGHS) 2863 01:45:31,992 --> 01:45:32,993 Oh my God! 2864 01:45:35,095 --> 01:45:37,662 Oh my God, I'm so glad to see you. 2865 01:45:37,664 --> 01:45:38,665 Look at you. 2866 01:45:40,200 --> 01:45:41,967 Why the hell were you shooting at me? 2867 01:45:41,969 --> 01:45:42,901 Are you crazy? 2868 01:45:42,903 --> 01:45:44,136 I wasn't shooting at you, 2869 01:45:44,138 --> 01:45:45,103 I was shooting at that bear or whatever it was. 2870 01:45:45,105 --> 01:45:46,671 It was attacking you! 2871 01:45:46,673 --> 01:45:48,040 It was behind you! 2872 01:45:48,042 --> 01:45:48,675 See? 2873 01:45:50,711 --> 01:45:52,345 - What was that? - You killed it! 2874 01:45:52,347 --> 01:45:53,945 That's Bigfoot! 2875 01:45:53,947 --> 01:45:55,283 That is fuckin' Bigfoot. 2876 01:45:56,650 --> 01:45:57,783 And you killed it. 2877 01:45:57,785 --> 01:45:59,586 He killed everybody. 2878 01:46:00,255 --> 01:46:01,753 Everybody's dead. 2879 01:46:01,755 --> 01:46:02,589 Almost got me. 2880 01:46:04,024 --> 01:46:05,991 - But I made it. - Mmhmm. 2881 01:46:05,993 --> 01:46:07,393 And you're lucky I didn't kill you 2882 01:46:07,395 --> 01:46:10,229 for everything you have put me through tonight. 2883 01:46:10,231 --> 01:46:12,030 You betrayed me! 2884 01:46:12,032 --> 01:46:14,200 You put all those videos all over my social media 2885 01:46:14,202 --> 01:46:16,001 accounts of those strippers all over you. 2886 01:46:16,003 --> 01:46:17,136 Why would you do that? 2887 01:46:17,138 --> 01:46:18,837 Are you fuckin' serious? 2888 01:46:18,839 --> 01:46:20,073 Did you hear me? 2889 01:46:20,075 --> 01:46:21,207 - Everybody's dead! - Yes, I heard you! 2890 01:46:21,209 --> 01:46:22,975 I almost died! 2891 01:46:22,977 --> 01:46:26,145 But you broke your promise to me. 2892 01:46:26,147 --> 01:46:28,081 Everybody that I came here with, 2893 01:46:28,083 --> 01:46:30,151 Jinx, they're all dead. 2894 01:46:31,252 --> 01:46:33,652 - I heard you. - I am done. 2895 01:46:33,654 --> 01:46:34,921 You hear me? 2896 01:46:34,923 --> 01:46:37,290 Done being your pussy whipped little bitch. 2897 01:46:37,292 --> 01:46:40,326 I didn't put any videos on your social media account. 2898 01:46:40,328 --> 01:46:42,762 Okay, so I'd appreciate it if you cutted me 2899 01:46:42,764 --> 01:46:44,430 a little fuckin' slack. 2900 01:46:44,432 --> 01:46:45,731 And to top it all off, 2901 01:46:45,733 --> 01:46:47,266 I don't know what happened. 2902 01:46:47,268 --> 01:46:49,168 The last thing that I can remember 2903 01:46:49,170 --> 01:46:53,439 is I was arguing with Jinx about the strippers 2904 01:46:53,441 --> 01:46:55,041 you're so concerned with. 2905 01:46:55,043 --> 01:46:57,276 Next thing I know, I get woken up by Vinny 2906 01:46:57,278 --> 01:46:59,779 and he's got a fucking severed dick 2907 01:46:59,781 --> 01:47:01,916 and another ripped off hand just in his hands. 2908 01:47:04,419 --> 01:47:06,185 How do you know this wasn't one of Jinx's pranks? 2909 01:47:06,187 --> 01:47:07,854 Huh? 2910 01:47:07,856 --> 01:47:09,088 He's friends with all of the special effects people, 2911 01:47:09,090 --> 01:47:10,723 he does this stuff all the time, 2912 01:47:10,725 --> 01:47:13,259 I've personally never trusted him 2913 01:47:13,261 --> 01:47:15,128 and because he promised nobody would get hurt, 2914 01:47:15,130 --> 01:47:17,096 - I said, okay, fine. - Okay, stop. 2915 01:47:17,098 --> 01:47:18,231 And he promised there'd be no strippers! 2916 01:47:18,233 --> 01:47:20,066 And what was there? 2917 01:47:20,068 --> 01:47:21,234 Strippers! 2918 01:47:21,236 --> 01:47:22,168 Well, you're worried about strippers? 2919 01:47:22,170 --> 01:47:24,338 What you think I'm doing something out here? 2920 01:47:24,340 --> 01:47:26,708 Besides fighting for my own fuckin' life? 2921 01:47:28,109 --> 01:47:31,210 And if you're so worried about what I'm doing, what? 2922 01:47:31,212 --> 01:47:32,379 You're insecure? 2923 01:47:32,381 --> 01:47:34,248 You think I was doing something wrong? 2924 01:47:34,250 --> 01:47:35,081 What about you? 2925 01:47:35,083 --> 01:47:37,251 Feel like you're missing something. 2926 01:47:37,253 --> 01:47:38,385 So where were you at tonight? 2927 01:47:38,387 --> 01:47:40,420 While I was trying to not die? 2928 01:47:40,422 --> 01:47:42,389 (SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE) 2929 01:47:42,391 --> 01:47:43,956 Do you hear that? 2930 01:47:43,958 --> 01:47:45,392 It's sirens. 2931 01:47:45,394 --> 01:47:47,860 I called the sheriff at the camp site! 2932 01:47:47,862 --> 01:47:48,895 Let's go, let's get him! 2933 01:47:48,897 --> 01:47:52,000 (SIRENS GROW LOUDER) 2934 01:48:07,016 --> 01:48:07,948 I killed him! 2935 01:48:07,950 --> 01:48:08,882 I shot him, he's back there. 2936 01:48:08,884 --> 01:48:10,284 OFFICER: Drop your weapon! 2937 01:48:10,286 --> 01:48:11,251 - No, no, you gotta go see. - Drop that weapon. 2938 01:48:11,253 --> 01:48:13,055 - I'm sorry. - Up here. 2939 01:48:14,990 --> 01:48:16,190 Oh, I'd love to get (MUMBLES) 2940 01:48:16,192 --> 01:48:17,424 and smell like beef in the morning. 2941 01:48:17,426 --> 01:48:18,992 Makes me horny. 2942 01:48:18,994 --> 01:48:20,194 What? 2943 01:48:20,196 --> 01:48:21,161 - What have we got here? - Oh my goodness, 2944 01:48:21,163 --> 01:48:23,263 - what is this? - I don't know. 2945 01:48:23,265 --> 01:48:24,099 But it's not. 2946 01:48:25,167 --> 01:48:26,466 - He's dead. - Throw him over. 2947 01:48:26,468 --> 01:48:28,902 On my count, one, two, three. 2948 01:48:28,904 --> 01:48:30,337 (MEN GRUNT) (WOMAN GRUNTS) 2949 01:48:30,339 --> 01:48:32,039 God, he stinks. 2950 01:48:32,041 --> 01:48:33,140 You gotta be kidding me. 2951 01:48:33,142 --> 01:48:34,408 PAT: No, I'm serious. 2952 01:48:34,410 --> 01:48:36,143 That's the story you expect us to believe? 2953 01:48:36,145 --> 01:48:37,277 Another Bigfoot story? 2954 01:48:37,279 --> 01:48:38,345 PAT: He's right there. 2955 01:48:38,347 --> 01:48:39,479 You know how many times we get pulled out here 2956 01:48:39,481 --> 01:48:41,048 for these Bigfoot stories? 2957 01:48:41,050 --> 01:48:42,816 I just shot him, he's right there 2958 01:48:42,818 --> 01:48:46,353 if you just please come with us, you will see him! 2959 01:48:46,355 --> 01:48:48,989 First of all, son, you're on restricted property. 2960 01:48:48,991 --> 01:48:51,925 That's a 300 dollar fine per person. 2961 01:48:51,927 --> 01:48:54,027 Second, why didn't you just go to a titty bar 2962 01:48:54,029 --> 01:48:55,195 like anybody else? 2963 01:48:55,197 --> 01:48:58,832 I mean, who comes out in the woods for a bachelor party? 2964 01:48:58,834 --> 01:48:59,467 Nobody. 2965 01:48:59,469 --> 01:49:00,401 Doesn't make sense. 2966 01:49:00,403 --> 01:49:01,868 Sir. 2967 01:49:01,870 --> 01:49:05,373 With all due respect, I am vehemently opposed 2968 01:49:05,375 --> 01:49:09,310 to titty bars and camping is all I would allow him to do. 2969 01:49:09,312 --> 01:49:11,312 All you would allow him to do? 2970 01:49:11,314 --> 01:49:12,946 Well, you're cool with him coming out 2971 01:49:12,948 --> 01:49:14,415 with his friends into a restricted area 2972 01:49:14,417 --> 01:49:15,516 and getting 'em all killed? 2973 01:49:15,518 --> 01:49:17,150 That doesn't make sense, ma'am. 2974 01:49:17,152 --> 01:49:19,320 I didn't know they would be trespassing. 2975 01:49:19,322 --> 01:49:21,822 I didn't know this would be a restricted area. 2976 01:49:21,824 --> 01:49:23,358 I didn't know there'd be strippers, 2977 01:49:23,360 --> 01:49:25,993 I didn't know there'd be an actor in a Bigfoot costume! 2978 01:49:25,995 --> 01:49:26,994 Of course there's gonna be strippers, 2979 01:49:26,996 --> 01:49:28,396 he's a man, isn't he? 2980 01:49:28,398 --> 01:49:30,367 What kind of controlling woman are you? 2981 01:49:31,468 --> 01:49:32,966 There he is! 2982 01:49:32,968 --> 01:49:34,903 - Have a look for yourself. - That's him! 2983 01:49:36,373 --> 01:49:37,205 Oh God, that's him. 2984 01:49:37,207 --> 01:49:39,875 (CAROLINE SOBS) 2985 01:49:42,479 --> 01:49:44,147 Let's take a look at this thing. 2986 01:49:46,383 --> 01:49:48,182 Here's your Bigfoot, lady. 2987 01:49:48,184 --> 01:49:49,350 (CAROLINE GASPS AND SOBS) 2988 01:49:49,352 --> 01:49:52,620 Looks like you killed this nice young man for no reason. 2989 01:49:52,622 --> 01:49:54,622 - No, I, no. - No! 2990 01:49:54,624 --> 01:49:56,457 Stop, that is not what it was. 2991 01:49:56,459 --> 01:49:57,959 Okay, that, no, no, no. 2992 01:49:57,961 --> 01:49:58,893 You said you knew about the party... 2993 01:49:58,895 --> 01:50:00,328 That's not what I shot! 2994 01:50:00,330 --> 01:50:01,262 - I shot, I shot a Bigfoot! - You said you knew 2995 01:50:01,264 --> 01:50:03,097 about the party and the plan. 2996 01:50:03,099 --> 01:50:04,165 Why didn't you check it out 2997 01:50:04,167 --> 01:50:06,134 before you opened fire and killed this poor kid? 2998 01:50:06,136 --> 01:50:08,369 I don't know, I didn't mean to! 2999 01:50:08,371 --> 01:50:09,437 You think a kid did all this? 3000 01:50:09,439 --> 01:50:10,872 We're gonna cuff 'em. 3001 01:50:10,874 --> 01:50:12,240 We're gonna take you in for more questioning. 3002 01:50:12,242 --> 01:50:13,174 We'll get to the bottom of this. 3003 01:50:13,176 --> 01:50:14,409 It's alright, it'll be good. 3004 01:50:14,411 --> 01:50:16,544 We'll find out exactly what happened out here. 3005 01:50:16,546 --> 01:50:18,146 Remain calm, okay? 3006 01:50:18,148 --> 01:50:19,047 We're innocent. 3007 01:50:19,049 --> 01:50:20,014 We didn't do anything! 3008 01:50:20,016 --> 01:50:21,215 We're innocent! 3009 01:50:21,217 --> 01:50:22,383 We need to reduce the drama, okay? 3010 01:50:22,385 --> 01:50:24,352 - Everyone just calm down. - What drama? 3011 01:50:24,354 --> 01:50:26,555 You are arresting us for no reason. 3012 01:50:26,557 --> 01:50:27,422 You think I did this? 3013 01:50:27,424 --> 01:50:29,257 You think I did this? 3014 01:50:29,259 --> 01:50:30,458 We're innocent! 3015 01:50:30,460 --> 01:50:31,426 OFFICER: Have the right to remain silent. 3016 01:50:31,428 --> 01:50:33,428 Anything you say can and will be 3017 01:50:33,430 --> 01:50:35,431 used against you in the court of law. 3018 01:50:35,433 --> 01:50:37,899 Get off, we're innocent! 3019 01:50:37,901 --> 01:50:38,600 We're innocent! 3020 01:50:38,602 --> 01:50:39,437 Sir, sir! 3021 01:50:40,937 --> 01:50:42,438 We are innocent, please. 3022 01:50:42,440 --> 01:50:43,472 Please. 3023 01:50:43,474 --> 01:50:45,239 Get in the damn car. 3024 01:50:45,241 --> 01:50:46,941 This is bullshit. 3025 01:50:46,943 --> 01:50:48,410 Hey! 3026 01:50:48,412 --> 01:50:49,378 Hey, that's her! 3027 01:50:49,380 --> 01:50:50,346 - Hey, that's her! - Let's go. 3028 01:50:50,348 --> 01:50:51,513 PAT: That's the park ranger. 3029 01:50:51,515 --> 01:50:54,550 Son, you're just diggin' a deeper hole with the lies. 3030 01:50:54,552 --> 01:50:55,351 Just be quiet, okay? 3031 01:50:55,353 --> 01:50:57,085 Tell it to the judge, if you want. 3032 01:50:57,087 --> 01:50:58,654 - Let's go. - Come on! 3033 01:50:58,656 --> 01:51:00,289 - Get in the car! - Look at her boobs! 3034 01:51:00,291 --> 01:51:01,690 - Get in the car. - Get him in the car, deputy. 3035 01:51:01,692 --> 01:51:02,558 Let's go! 3036 01:51:02,560 --> 01:51:03,459 Get him outta here. 3037 01:51:03,461 --> 01:51:04,593 No, no, no! 3038 01:51:04,595 --> 01:51:06,328 - No, no! - Let's go. 3039 01:51:06,330 --> 01:51:07,429 - (CAROLINE YELLS) - Come on. 3040 01:51:07,431 --> 01:51:08,996 Let go! 3041 01:51:08,998 --> 01:51:10,265 Look, we're innocent! 3042 01:51:10,267 --> 01:51:11,233 Sheriff, I don't know what he's talking about. 3043 01:51:11,235 --> 01:51:15,170 I've never seen that man in my entire life. 3044 01:51:15,172 --> 01:51:16,005 Let me see it. 3045 01:51:17,974 --> 01:51:19,610 Vinny Blades. 3046 01:51:20,578 --> 01:51:21,410 What did I tell you about 3047 01:51:21,412 --> 01:51:23,712 hanging out with these damn campers? 3048 01:51:23,714 --> 01:51:25,314 They get you in trouble every time. 3049 01:51:25,316 --> 01:51:28,183 (BIGFOOT ROARS) 3050 01:51:28,185 --> 01:51:30,654 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 3051 01:51:35,626 --> 01:51:38,229 (ROCK MUSIC) 3052 01:51:50,007 --> 01:51:52,076 God, a hand and a cock. 3053 01:51:53,511 --> 01:51:54,311 Oh. 3054 01:51:57,081 --> 01:51:58,480 How about a handjob, buddy, huh? 3055 01:51:58,482 --> 01:52:00,048 (MAN CHUCKLES) 3056 01:52:00,050 --> 01:52:01,283 What'd you do, little lady? 3057 01:52:01,285 --> 01:52:03,485 What'd you do to get your head knocked off? 3058 01:52:03,487 --> 01:52:05,020 (CAMERA CLICKS) 3059 01:52:05,022 --> 01:52:06,625 I found another one! 3060 01:52:11,463 --> 01:52:12,662 (WOMAN GRUNTS) 3061 01:52:12,664 --> 01:52:13,998 What the fuck? 3062 01:52:17,702 --> 01:52:19,301 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 3063 01:52:19,303 --> 01:52:20,503 - Yeah! - Alright! 3064 01:52:20,505 --> 01:52:21,404 Look at these motherfuckers! 3065 01:52:21,406 --> 01:52:22,472 Look at these guys. 3066 01:52:22,474 --> 01:52:23,673 You fuckin' made it through the fuckin' movie! 3067 01:52:23,675 --> 01:52:24,574 Cherokee Creek! 3068 01:52:24,576 --> 01:52:27,209 MEN: Cherokee Creek, Cherokee Creek! 3069 01:52:27,211 --> 01:52:29,479 Cherokee Creek, Cherokee Creek! 3070 01:52:29,481 --> 01:52:30,547 Oh, shit, hey. 3071 01:52:30,549 --> 01:52:31,381 Kids, if you're watching this, 3072 01:52:31,383 --> 01:52:33,182 don't fuckin' play with guns, okay? 3073 01:52:33,184 --> 01:52:34,617 But you do need to say Cherokee Creek 3074 01:52:34,619 --> 01:52:36,553 and, you know, you can come up with your own dance. 3075 01:52:36,555 --> 01:52:38,020 You don't have to do this one but, 3076 01:52:38,022 --> 01:52:39,589 come up with some kind of Cherokee Creek dance 3077 01:52:39,591 --> 01:52:42,559 - and put that shit online. - Yeah, you could do a dance! 3078 01:52:42,561 --> 01:52:46,028 I want you to tell every motherfucker out there. 3079 01:52:46,030 --> 01:52:48,030 - Motherfucker! - Motherfucker about our movie 3080 01:52:48,032 --> 01:52:49,699 Cherokee Creek because we made this 3081 01:52:49,701 --> 01:52:50,600 fucking movie for you guys. 3082 01:52:50,602 --> 01:52:52,702 We wanted to see a kickass Bigfoot movie 3083 01:52:52,704 --> 01:52:54,270 that had the tits and the ass and everything. 3084 01:52:54,272 --> 01:52:55,638 Tits! 3085 01:52:55,640 --> 01:52:57,207 And we didn't necessarily wanna see a dick 3086 01:52:57,209 --> 01:52:58,508 in there but everybody else was putting dicks in movies 3087 01:52:58,510 --> 01:53:00,043 and we did our research, so we're like, fuck it. 3088 01:53:00,045 --> 01:53:02,479 I'll put a dick in there and the dick is funny. 3089 01:53:02,481 --> 01:53:03,680 I think the dick's pretty funny. 3090 01:53:03,682 --> 01:53:05,548 I think the dicks are funny, yeah. 3091 01:53:05,550 --> 01:53:06,516 The dick in the movie was funny. 3092 01:53:06,518 --> 01:53:08,518 You get a great laugh out of the motherfucker. 3093 01:53:08,520 --> 01:53:09,352 - Hey, you get... - Anyway. 3094 01:53:09,354 --> 01:53:11,154 You get a laugh with the dicks. 3095 01:53:11,156 --> 01:53:12,388 I laughed. 3096 01:53:12,390 --> 01:53:14,491 Anyway, so get down to some business. 3097 01:53:14,493 --> 01:53:16,326 - You motherfuckers. - Yous. 3098 01:53:16,328 --> 01:53:18,261 You cool motherfuckers out there, 3099 01:53:18,263 --> 01:53:19,662 all of yous, what we need for y'all 3100 01:53:19,664 --> 01:53:21,197 to fuckin' do is tell everybody 3101 01:53:21,199 --> 01:53:22,632 about this motherfucking movie. 3102 01:53:22,634 --> 01:53:24,601 Get on the Facebook, the Twitter. 3103 01:53:24,603 --> 01:53:25,736 That's the like. 3104 01:53:25,738 --> 01:53:26,569 Shit, the Facebook, the Twitter, 3105 01:53:26,571 --> 01:53:27,637 whatever the fuck it is you're on. 3106 01:53:27,639 --> 01:53:29,572 - The Instagram. - Yes! 3107 01:53:29,574 --> 01:53:30,708 What's those other ones? 3108 01:53:30,710 --> 01:53:32,141 Facebook? 3109 01:53:32,143 --> 01:53:33,610 We said that one already, didn't we? 3110 01:53:33,612 --> 01:53:35,345 Instagram. 3111 01:53:35,347 --> 01:53:36,579 We said that, too. 3112 01:53:36,581 --> 01:53:37,480 Anyway, get on all the fuckin' formats 3113 01:53:37,482 --> 01:53:39,650 and whatever format comes out at the time 3114 01:53:39,652 --> 01:53:41,551 and tell them about this movie, Cherokee Creek 3115 01:53:41,553 --> 01:53:44,722 because we're a 100 percent independent film 3116 01:53:44,724 --> 01:53:46,590 and we did not take shit from nobody. 3117 01:53:46,592 --> 01:53:48,826 And we didn't change shit in this movie. 3118 01:53:48,828 --> 01:53:51,394 Because we delivered what we wanna do 3119 01:53:51,396 --> 01:53:52,463 and I know you fucking loved it 3120 01:53:52,465 --> 01:53:54,765 and if you did love it, the way we fucking love it, 3121 01:53:54,767 --> 01:53:55,866 tell some motherfuckers about it. 3122 01:53:55,868 --> 01:53:58,602 Hey, we did it the way we wanted to do it, right? 3123 01:53:58,604 --> 01:54:00,270 We did it the way we wanted to. 3124 01:54:00,272 --> 01:54:01,204 - That's right. - Yeah. 3125 01:54:01,206 --> 01:54:02,740 So fucking tell everybody. 3126 01:54:02,742 --> 01:54:04,207 Tell everybody. 3127 01:54:04,209 --> 01:54:05,709 TODD: Hey, don't leave. 3128 01:54:05,711 --> 01:54:06,644 Just stay there and keep an eye on them motherfuckers. 3129 01:54:06,646 --> 01:54:07,845 What do I do with this? 3130 01:54:07,847 --> 01:54:09,547 TODD: Man, hold it at the camera, make sure they do it. 3131 01:54:09,549 --> 01:54:11,214 - Hey! - Tell everybody. 3132 01:54:11,216 --> 01:54:13,584 Don't do anything wrong! 3133 01:54:13,586 --> 01:54:14,718 (LAUGHS) 3134 01:54:14,720 --> 01:54:17,122 (ROCK MUSIC) 3135 01:54:26,299 --> 01:54:30,634 ♪ Here they come 3136 01:54:30,636 --> 01:54:31,835 ♪ Run 3137 01:54:31,837 --> 01:54:36,407 ♪ It comes at night without warning ♪ 3138 01:54:36,409 --> 01:54:40,578 ♪ With despair and full of rage ♪ 3139 01:54:40,580 --> 01:54:44,682 ♪ Fear the beast that lived before us ♪ 3140 01:54:44,684 --> 01:54:49,689 ♪ We're on his land, so unholy 3141 01:54:51,757 --> 01:54:55,659 ♪ Here they come 3142 01:54:55,661 --> 01:54:57,528 ♪ So run 3143 01:54:57,530 --> 01:55:01,800 ♪ It's a waste to rent out a body ♪ 3144 01:55:01,802 --> 01:55:06,303 ♪ On the soil that is profane 3145 01:55:06,305 --> 01:55:10,709 ♪ Got as high as the trees before you ♪ 3146 01:55:10,711 --> 01:55:15,716 ♪ And the scars that can't be seen, oh no ♪ 3147 01:55:17,550 --> 01:55:21,820 ♪ Here they come 3148 01:55:21,822 --> 01:55:23,688 ♪ Run 3149 01:55:23,690 --> 01:55:25,757 ♪ They see you 3150 01:55:25,759 --> 01:55:27,759 ♪ They smell you 3151 01:55:27,761 --> 01:55:31,796 ♪ They are the eyes that played with the moon ♪ 3152 01:55:31,798 --> 01:55:33,898 ♪ You can feel it 3153 01:55:33,900 --> 01:55:36,266 ♪ But can't see it 3154 01:55:36,268 --> 01:55:38,470 ♪ So alive 3155 01:55:38,472 --> 01:55:43,477 ♪ So deadly 3156 01:55:45,412 --> 01:55:49,881 ♪ Here they come 3157 01:55:49,883 --> 01:55:53,852 ♪ Hey, yeah 3158 01:55:53,854 --> 01:55:57,322 ♪ Here they come 3159 01:55:57,324 --> 01:55:58,723 You're not stealin' my scooter, 3160 01:55:58,725 --> 01:56:00,592 you son of a bitch. 3161 01:56:00,594 --> 01:56:02,594 TODD: You're not stealin' my scooter, you motherfucker! 3162 01:56:02,596 --> 01:56:03,795 Okay, ready? 3163 01:56:03,797 --> 01:56:04,863 Set, looking right here at my hand, mom. 3164 01:56:04,865 --> 01:56:06,297 You're doing good, don't worry. 3165 01:56:06,299 --> 01:56:07,732 And action! 3166 01:56:07,734 --> 01:56:09,401 You're not stealin' my scooter, 3167 01:56:09,403 --> 01:56:11,838 you motherfuckin' son of a bitch. 3168 01:56:12,739 --> 01:56:13,872 (MAN LAUGHS IN THE BACKGROUND) 3169 01:56:13,874 --> 01:56:15,807 TODD: Oh boy, guys! 3170 01:56:15,809 --> 01:56:16,808 That's the first time she got it right. 3171 01:56:16,810 --> 01:56:17,811 BILLY: Nailed it! 3172 01:56:19,013 --> 01:56:20,280 TODD: Alright, come on, come on, come on. 3173 01:56:20,282 --> 01:56:21,101 Subtitles by explosiveskull 214516