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♪ But I'm gonna take
more now than later ♪
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♪ get real reckless
and wake your neighbors ♪
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♪ you know how we do
every time we're out ♪
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♪ gonna make you scream and shout ♪
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♪ pouring shots up in your mouth ♪
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Are you really going
to film everything?
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Yes.
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Hi. Hi, Claire.
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Trust me. One day you'll watch this and thank
me for capturing your last night of freedom.
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So come on, you're on.
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Okay. Hi, I'm Claire Russell...
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soon to be Clair Russell-Morris...
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as I'm getting married
next Saturday.
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Whoo!
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And we're on our way to Vegas.
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For my bachelorette party.
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Whoo!
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Yeah!
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I don't know what else to say.
I feel stupid.
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Just say anything.
Say whatever you want.
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I'm in love.
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With my soul mate Dave Morris...
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and I can't believe it...
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but I really did find the one.
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Punch buggy.
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Ow.
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I'm Zoe.
I'm Claire's best friend.
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And not a lot of people know...
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but when Claire was 12...
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I taught her how to kiss.
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Shut up.
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We need to get everything
out in the open.
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No, but... But seriously.
No joke.
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You are my BFF...
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and you've always
been there for me.
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Whenever I've been in trouble.
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Yeah, like...
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Like anything.
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You've always been there for me.
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And even though
you're getting hitched...
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we're still going to have
a girls' night out, right?
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Yes, Zoe.
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I love this girl.
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Punch buggy!
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All right, Leslie, you're up.
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Pass.
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Come on.
Just say who you are.
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Leslie bowman,
Clair's wiser older sister...
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only by a couple of years.
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Five, but who's counting?
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Yeah, burn.
Burn. Sss.
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I'm sorry. How do you and
Claire even know each other?
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I have a mobile
dog grooming business...
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you know, the kind
that go to your house.
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Oh.
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Yeah, I've been shaving Claire's
muffin for about three years now.
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Her dog's name is scout.
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I know. I was talking
about her pussy.
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Punch... Punch...
punch pick up.
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Stickers! Stickers!
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You guys not from around here?
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No.
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Los Angeles.
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Oh, yeah.
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We're on our way to Vegas.
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- Oh, you're on your way to Vegas?
- Yeah.
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What happens in Vegas
stays in Vegas.
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Yeah.
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Mack mack all dressed
in black black black...
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with silver buttons buttons buttons.
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All down her back back back.
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She jumped too high high high...
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I got her.
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♪ Oh, daddy, yeah,
make 'em say "oh, daddy" ♪
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I need to pee.
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Oh, look, champagne.
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We should grab a bottle.
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I really gotta pee.
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Where do we use the restroom?
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- Outside.
- Outside?
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What did you get?
Oh, you got a wine.
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Whoo! Party in the bathroom.
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Don't drink all my wine.
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Is it good?
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Want some?
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Yeah.
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Par... Oh, you're driving.
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You're driving.
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♪ Let's start off
on a high note ♪
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♪ I'm the one who put
the "I dot" in the "I"
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♪ and I don't take no
from no man no way ♪
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♪ never gonna give
into the know not robot ♪
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♪ for real, never stand still ♪
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♪ always on my grind,
always gotta bail ♪
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♪ always gotta elevate
and never give in ♪
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♪ one more breath now,
let's begin ♪
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♪... Party
with them girls again ♪
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♪ and all the people
in the place ♪
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♪ are in their places
and in their faces ♪
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♪ lots of friends,
bottles in their hands ♪
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Whoo! Vegas, here we come!
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Whoo-hoo!
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We're here!
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♪ Let's lose control ♪
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♪ like everything
is all right, all right ♪
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♪ it's real,
the way that I feel ♪
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♪ and we're gonna do it
all night, all night ♪
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♪ let's roll,
let's lose control ♪
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♪ like everything
is all right, all right ♪
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♪ it's real,
the way that I feel ♪
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♪ and we're gonna do it all
night, all night ♪
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♪ all night ♪
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Okay, let's go over
the itinerary.
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We check into the hotel...
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penthouse suite of course.
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Hey, I don't go
no penthouse money.
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Relax. It's on me.
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Leslie married a rich dude.
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She's a one-percenter.
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We'll have a privately
catered in-suite dinner...
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lobster, caviar, the works.
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Lobster!
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Then we'll see Celine Dion
in concert...
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front row center seats.
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Wake up to brunch pool side
at the Bellagio.
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Thank you, Leslie.
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It sounds amazing.
It's very generous of you.
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Yeah, sounds awesome.
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But I never heard the words
"man-ass" or "footlong"
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anywhere in your itinerary.
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That's because it's not that
kind of bachelorette party.
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Oh.
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What about games?
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What game?
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The bachelorette party game.
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You know, like,
getting a random guy.
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To give us his underwear.
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Or kissing a dude
with a mustache.
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Uh, no.
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Cool.
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Show us your tits!
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You show us your balls.
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Show her your balls.
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Yeah, baby!
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Welcome to Vegas, girls!
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The valet.
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♪ I got racks on racks
'cause I got it like that ♪
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♪ and you can't beat that
with a baseball bat ♪
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♪ I got it like that,
I got it like that ♪
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♪ I got it like that ♪
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♪ and you can't beat that
with a bat ♪
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♪ I got it like that,
I got it like that ♪
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♪ I got it like that ♪
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♪ you can't beat that
with a bat, no ♪
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We have a reservation
under the name bowman...
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Leslie bowman.
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Okay, have fun,
but not too much fun.
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Love you, too.
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Bye.
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What's Dave doing
for his bachelor party?
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His friends got a hotel room.
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For poker night
and "entertainment".
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You're okay with that?
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It's his bachelor party.
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Boys will be boys.
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But I trust him.
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Sucker.
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I have you for one night
in the penthouse.
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Excellent,
that's our most opulent suite.
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It's over 3,000 square feet.
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With four separate
bedroom suites...
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marble baths,
eight flat screens...
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and a full time Butler.
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Holy shit,
I think I just squirted.
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Perfect.
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The room is $4,500 a night...
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and I'll need a credit card deposit
for additional incidentals.
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I'm sorry, Mrs. Bowman...
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but your credit card representative
would like to speak with you.
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Wonder what happened.
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I don't know.
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Someone got hold of my credit card
numbers and just charged up a storm.
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Oh, no!
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But the credit card company
cancelled the cards.
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I won't get new cards
for a couple of days.
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I'm sorry.
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Look, we don't need
the penthouse suite anyway.
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How much for just a normal room?
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I'm sorry, but we're
completely booked.
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Seriously? Nothing?
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I wish I could help, but there's
a shoe convention this weekend.
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You're going to have a tough
time finding a room anywhere.
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Check these out!
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I got us bathrobes.
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Egyptian cotton, super comfy.
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You mind if I charge these
to the room?
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What?
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Okay. Okay, thank you.
Bye-bye.
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Now, it's nothing fancy,
but I got us a room.
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Yeah!
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This isn't that bad.
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Oh, God.
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- What?
- Nothing. Nothing.
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Home sweet home.
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Ugh.
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I call bed!
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- Comfy?
- Yes.
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Very comfy.
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This place is a dump.
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No, it's fine.
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Oh.
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What's that?
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It's a black light app.
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To show us if
the sheets are clean.
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- Ew.
- Oh.
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What? What?
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Oh, my God,
I think they're moving.
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Janet...
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Get it off!
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Get it off! Get it off! Oh, God!
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What's that?
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Oh, oh.
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- Over here.
- Get them off!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, no!
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This is our room.
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And there's
my pissed-off sister.
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I can't believe we're staying.
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It's Vegas.
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How much time are we gonna
spend in the room anyway?
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Yeah, it's about being together.
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Well, I am sleeping
in the car tonight.
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Let's go already!
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I'll be there in a minute!
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How many kids do you have?
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Oh, two. My little angels. You?
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No. No kids for me.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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To Claire.
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May you and David.
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Have a happy, healthy,
wonderful marriage.
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Cheers!
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Thanks, you guys.
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You're gonna make me cry.
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How about we do gifts?
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Yes. Gifts. Gifts. Gifts.
Mine first.
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Okay.
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I just hope you don't
already have one.
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Oh, pretty.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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I am not wearing this.
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You have to.
It's your bachelorette party.
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That, and you have to keep it
on all night.
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For the piece de resistance...
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Oh, it's so pretty, Claire.
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- Oh, Claire, it got so pretty.
- You look hot.
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Okay, let's just go already.
We're gonna be late.
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Fire. Fire.
Your hair's on fire.
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Cab should be here in a minute.
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Look at my hair.
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I'm getting married
in seven days.
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We're going to Caesar's palace.
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It's Dave.
265
00:14:40,027 --> 00:14:41,694
No, let's go already.
266
00:14:41,695 --> 00:14:45,399
Hey, honey. You won't believe
what just happened to me.
267
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:49,468
Hello? Hello?
268
00:14:49,469 --> 00:14:51,605
He butt dialed me.
269
00:14:51,606 --> 00:14:54,073
Dave.
270
00:14:54,074 --> 00:14:56,276
He can't hear me at all.
271
00:14:58,412 --> 00:15:01,683
Dave. Dave.
272
00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:05,553
Get on all fours, bachelor boy.
273
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,387
Oh, shit.
274
00:15:08,388 --> 00:15:09,523
Dave.
275
00:15:09,524 --> 00:15:11,591
- Oh, my God.
- Dave!
276
00:15:17,098 --> 00:15:19,698
I don't think she's okay.
277
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,568
Okay, if we don't hurry up,
we're gonna miss Celine Dion.
278
00:15:22,569 --> 00:15:25,007
Fuck Celine Dion.
279
00:15:26,007 --> 00:15:28,041
It's on now.
280
00:15:33,714 --> 00:15:35,515
♪ Dj, play my shit again ♪
281
00:15:35,516 --> 00:15:37,284
♪ take me off your speakerphone ♪
282
00:15:37,285 --> 00:15:39,251
♪ I just wanna freakin' bone ♪
283
00:15:39,252 --> 00:15:41,020
♪ party all night,
rappin' round ♪
284
00:15:41,021 --> 00:15:43,296
♪ fuck it,
let's go back in time ♪
285
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:54,039
You guys are so hot you're making my
g-string feel like a slip n' slide.
286
00:15:58,039 --> 00:15:59,539
You can't film in here.
287
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,274
It's totally hidden in my purse.
288
00:16:02,275 --> 00:16:04,347
You can't even tell
it's a camera.
289
00:16:06,347 --> 00:16:11,487
So, do you think that just hearing
what happened made you?...
290
00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:17,357
And was Dave getting spanked,
or was Dave doing the spanking?
291
00:16:17,358 --> 00:16:19,525
What do you think?
292
00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:21,193
Mas Tequila!
293
00:16:21,194 --> 00:16:23,630
And you do know that strippers
are just a gateway to hookers?
294
00:16:23,631 --> 00:16:24,765
Seriously.
295
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,366
Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
296
00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:27,501
I'm just saying.
297
00:16:27,502 --> 00:16:31,038
I mean, you were dating Randy
Rosenberg for three years...
298
00:16:31,039 --> 00:16:32,539
and he totally cheated on you.
299
00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:34,306
Really? Randy Rosenberg?
300
00:16:34,307 --> 00:16:35,641
You're going to go there?
301
00:16:35,642 --> 00:16:38,612
Wow, thank you so much
for being a bitch.
302
00:16:38,613 --> 00:16:39,746
Ooh, harsh.
303
00:16:39,747 --> 00:16:43,382
Dave's not Randy Rosenberg.
304
00:16:43,383 --> 00:16:45,385
Hey! Hey!
305
00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:47,453
My best friend's getting
married next week.
306
00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:48,554
Zoe, no.
307
00:16:48,555 --> 00:16:50,524
How much for the vip room?
308
00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:52,291
- No.
- Yeah!
309
00:16:52,292 --> 00:16:53,794
How are you doing, Claire?
310
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:56,530
Tell the camera.
311
00:16:56,531 --> 00:16:58,832
I feel uncomfortable.
312
00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,400
I really don't want a lap dance.
313
00:17:00,401 --> 00:17:02,803
It will even the score, you know?
314
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,738
Tit for tat.
315
00:17:04,739 --> 00:17:07,374
Or tit for dick.
316
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:12,678
And we just spent 200 bucks.
I wanna see some of this!
317
00:17:12,679 --> 00:17:14,414
Whoa!
318
00:17:14,415 --> 00:17:16,649
Yeah, yeah, make it rain.
Make it rain.
319
00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:20,386
Make it rain!
320
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:23,394
One lap dance and we're out.
I promise.
321
00:17:26,394 --> 00:17:28,831
It's a charbroiled dodger dog.
322
00:17:30,831 --> 00:17:33,770
No way. He's doing the bow tie.
323
00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:37,671
The unicorn.
324
00:17:37,672 --> 00:17:41,174
I've only heard about
this in chat rooms.
325
00:17:41,175 --> 00:17:43,476
It's in my eye.
326
00:17:43,477 --> 00:17:46,113
Oh! Whoa, whoa.
327
00:17:46,114 --> 00:17:48,121
That's it, you're in trouble.
328
00:17:54,121 --> 00:17:55,355
What just happened?
329
00:17:55,356 --> 00:17:57,865
Beats me. Our time's not up.
330
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,664
What the hell do you
think you're doing?
331
00:18:05,665 --> 00:18:06,664
I don't know.
332
00:18:06,665 --> 00:18:07,901
Did you touch Marcus?
333
00:18:07,902 --> 00:18:09,603
I don't know.
334
00:18:09,604 --> 00:18:10,703
Is he Marcus?
335
00:18:10,704 --> 00:18:12,239
Yeah, she touched me down there.
336
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,474
No, I didn't "touch" him.
337
00:18:15,475 --> 00:18:17,176
Yes, she did.
338
00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:21,248
Your thing,
which is really substantial...
339
00:18:21,249 --> 00:18:23,215
was in my face, so I moved it.
340
00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:25,285
- Ma'am.
- He was putting his thing all over me.
341
00:18:25,286 --> 00:18:26,819
He gave her a unicorn.
342
00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:28,521
I'm allowed to touch you...
343
00:18:28,522 --> 00:18:30,689
but you're not allowed
to touch me.
344
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:32,725
That's the rules.
345
00:18:32,726 --> 00:18:34,161
I didn't know the rules.
346
00:18:34,162 --> 00:18:36,229
Nobody told me.
347
00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:39,232
They're posted everywhere.
348
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:42,836
Well, I didn't know.
349
00:18:42,837 --> 00:18:44,303
Sorry.
350
00:18:44,304 --> 00:18:46,675
You essentially raped me.
351
00:18:47,675 --> 00:18:48,942
Oh, come on.
352
00:18:48,943 --> 00:18:51,590
You had your big black dick
in my face.
353
00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,925
I can't believe we got kicked
out of a strip club.
354
00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:08,528
I know, right?
355
00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:10,763
- Where to next?
- Here, hold this.
356
00:19:10,764 --> 00:19:14,271
It's not even midnight, and
it's your bachelorette party.
357
00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:18,504
Where are you going?
358
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,775
Just wait there.
359
00:19:21,775 --> 00:19:23,812
What did she say?
360
00:19:25,812 --> 00:19:27,818
I don't know.
361
00:19:31,819 --> 00:19:35,329
It's been, like, 20 minutes,
and Zoe hasn't come back.
362
00:19:42,329 --> 00:19:43,829
Where are you going?
363
00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:46,473
To find her.
364
00:19:53,473 --> 00:19:56,242
Wait up.
365
00:19:56,243 --> 00:19:58,414
I'm coming, too.
366
00:20:00,414 --> 00:20:02,616
Where did she go?
367
00:20:02,617 --> 00:20:05,452
Zoe.
368
00:20:05,453 --> 00:20:06,886
Zoe?
369
00:20:06,887 --> 00:20:09,722
Zoe. Zoe.
370
00:20:09,723 --> 00:20:11,758
Shh.
371
00:20:11,759 --> 00:20:15,028
Zoe, what's going on?
372
00:20:15,029 --> 00:20:18,732
Hey. You got the money?
373
00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:21,501
Here it is. $300.
374
00:20:21,502 --> 00:20:22,668
I'm getting us some coke.
375
00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:23,969
Oh, come on, seriously?
376
00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:25,905
I'll try coke.
377
00:20:25,906 --> 00:20:27,840
You guys,
I need a pick-me-up.
378
00:20:27,841 --> 00:20:30,476
We do a little bit of blow,
we party our asses off.
379
00:20:30,477 --> 00:20:32,745
You know, we need to switch up
the vibe a little bit.
380
00:20:32,746 --> 00:20:35,914
You got our stuff?
The money's all there.
381
00:20:35,915 --> 00:20:38,417
No, I'm gonna need everything.
382
00:20:38,418 --> 00:20:40,856
That is everything.
383
00:20:43,758 --> 00:20:44,658
Don't shoot us.
384
00:20:44,991 --> 00:20:46,760
Shit.
385
00:20:46,761 --> 00:20:49,495
Just don't look at his face.
Then he won't have to kill us.
386
00:20:49,496 --> 00:20:51,931
We had a deal...
$300 for an eight ball.
387
00:20:51,932 --> 00:20:54,067
Hey, bitch, I ain't no dealer.
388
00:20:54,068 --> 00:20:56,635
I thought valet Parkers
had all the connections.
389
00:20:56,636 --> 00:20:59,472
Come on. Just give me all your jewelry.
Come on.
390
00:20:59,473 --> 00:21:01,412
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on!
391
00:21:04,412 --> 00:21:05,912
Yeah, I want the ring, too.
392
00:21:05,913 --> 00:21:08,347
Gimme the ring.
393
00:21:08,348 --> 00:21:09,782
I'll take the ring, too.
394
00:21:09,783 --> 00:21:11,686
Okay.
395
00:21:12,686 --> 00:21:15,056
Thank you.
396
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:21,060
Are those Christian Louboutins?
397
00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:24,530
You're wearing a red vest,
but you know Louboutins?
398
00:21:24,531 --> 00:21:28,367
Don't!
Don't sass me!
399
00:21:28,368 --> 00:21:30,837
What size are those?
400
00:21:30,838 --> 00:21:32,739
Hm? What size are those?
401
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:35,039
Eight and a half.
402
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,608
Eight and a half.
Eight and a half.
403
00:21:36,609 --> 00:21:39,445
All right, I'll take them.
404
00:21:39,446 --> 00:21:41,715
My lady's gonna give it up
to me tonight.
405
00:21:42,716 --> 00:21:43,949
Lucky her.
406
00:21:43,950 --> 00:21:45,659
Oh, and the purses.
407
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:55,127
I'll take that purse, too.
408
00:21:55,128 --> 00:21:56,495
Stay put!
409
00:21:56,496 --> 00:21:58,431
Hey, give it back.
410
00:21:58,432 --> 00:22:00,703
Leslie, let him have it!
411
00:22:02,703 --> 00:22:03,970
Give it back.
412
00:22:10,644 --> 00:22:14,047
Leslie!
413
00:22:14,048 --> 00:22:15,482
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
414
00:22:15,483 --> 00:22:16,783
Are you shot?
415
00:22:21,821 --> 00:22:23,522
No.
416
00:22:23,523 --> 00:22:26,826
I tackled him
and the gun went off...
417
00:22:26,827 --> 00:22:29,428
and it just scared him,
and he took off.
418
00:22:29,429 --> 00:22:31,130
Oh, my God.
419
00:22:31,131 --> 00:22:34,434
Leslie, why did you chase him?
420
00:22:34,435 --> 00:22:36,734
I don't know.
421
00:22:36,736 --> 00:22:41,107
I think some rage just kicked in.
422
00:22:41,108 --> 00:22:44,611
You're like the incredible hulk.
That's what it is.
423
00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:47,981
Thank God, the cops.
424
00:22:47,982 --> 00:22:49,482
We gotta go.
425
00:22:49,483 --> 00:22:50,716
Why?
We'll make a report.
426
00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:53,121
I have a warrant out
for my arrest.
427
00:22:55,121 --> 00:22:56,689
Awesome!
428
00:22:56,690 --> 00:22:59,893
For what?
429
00:22:59,894 --> 00:23:01,933
The purse!
430
00:23:05,932 --> 00:23:08,201
Bobby broke up with me,
so I slashed his tires.
431
00:23:08,202 --> 00:23:09,769
And keyed my name into his car.
432
00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:11,905
I was supposed to go
to court two weeks ago.
433
00:23:11,906 --> 00:23:13,972
Zoe!
434
00:23:13,973 --> 00:23:16,614
Claire, honestly, I don't have time
to hear a lecture from you now.
435
00:23:22,049 --> 00:23:22,989
Jump. Get in.
436
00:23:38,131 --> 00:23:41,501
Oh.
437
00:23:41,502 --> 00:23:42,701
God, what's that smell?
438
00:23:42,703 --> 00:23:44,937
We're in a dumpster.
439
00:23:44,938 --> 00:23:50,242
I know, but it's like
rotten fish.
440
00:23:50,243 --> 00:23:53,178
We just passed a seafood buffet.
441
00:23:53,179 --> 00:23:54,747
All you can eat for $2.99.
442
00:23:54,748 --> 00:23:56,950
We should hit that after.
443
00:23:56,951 --> 00:24:01,554
Shh, shh.
They're right out there.
444
00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:09,229
Delta 1-5-6-6, give me a call
on your primary 5-5-7-4.
445
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:10,935
Checking the alley.
446
00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:47,812
Shh, shh, shh.
447
00:25:00,813 --> 00:25:02,882
Shh...
448
00:25:02,883 --> 00:25:06,219
I can't breathe.
I gotta get outta here.
449
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:08,555
Really? Relax.
450
00:25:08,556 --> 00:25:09,755
I can't breathe.
451
00:25:09,756 --> 00:25:11,023
She's hyperventilating.
452
00:25:11,024 --> 00:25:13,026
You're just having
a panic attack.
453
00:25:13,027 --> 00:25:14,766
You have to calm down.
454
00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:20,938
Shh.
455
00:25:24,938 --> 00:25:28,942
♪ 25 years of my life and still ♪
456
00:25:28,943 --> 00:25:34,014
♪ I'm trying to get up that
great big hill of hope ♪
457
00:25:35,115 --> 00:25:37,317
♪ for a destination ♪
458
00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:39,218
Four non blondes?
459
00:25:39,219 --> 00:25:41,921
It was their favorite song
when they were, like, eight.
460
00:25:41,922 --> 00:25:43,923
They used to sing it
all the time.
461
00:25:43,924 --> 00:25:45,924
It drove me nuts.
462
00:25:45,925 --> 00:25:49,928
♪ I realized quickly
when I knew I should ♪
463
00:25:49,929 --> 00:25:54,902
♪ that the world was made up
of this brotherhood of man ♪
464
00:25:57,002 --> 00:26:01,607
♪ for whatever that means ♪
465
00:26:01,608 --> 00:26:06,812
♪ so I cry sometimes
when I'm lying in bed ♪
466
00:26:06,813 --> 00:26:10,817
♪ just to get it all out,
what's in my head ♪
467
00:26:10,818 --> 00:26:16,224
♪ then I start feeling
a little peculiar ♪
468
00:26:18,224 --> 00:26:22,828
♪ when I wake in the morning
and I step outside ♪
469
00:26:22,829 --> 00:26:24,762
♪ I take deep breath ♪
470
00:26:24,764 --> 00:26:26,866
♪ I get real high ♪
471
00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:30,235
♪ then I scream
from the top of my lungs ♪
472
00:26:30,236 --> 00:26:34,306
♪ what's goin' on? ♪
473
00:26:34,307 --> 00:26:36,843
Uh, nothing here.
474
00:26:36,844 --> 00:26:38,378
It's all clear.
475
00:26:43,916 --> 00:26:49,755
♪ And I say hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
476
00:26:49,756 --> 00:26:53,091
♪ hey, hey, hey ♪
477
00:26:53,092 --> 00:26:58,298
♪ I say hey,
what's goin' on? ♪
478
00:26:59,399 --> 00:27:05,203
♪ And I say hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
479
00:27:05,204 --> 00:27:08,241
♪ hey, hey, hey ♪
480
00:27:08,242 --> 00:27:13,846
♪ I said hey,
what's goin' on? ♪
481
00:27:14,947 --> 00:27:20,653
♪ And I try, oh my God,
do I try ♪
482
00:27:21,754 --> 00:27:25,223
♪ I try all the time ♪
483
00:27:25,224 --> 00:27:30,729
♪ in this institution ♪
484
00:27:30,731 --> 00:27:33,433
♪ and I pray ♪
485
00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:36,435
♪ oh my God, do I pray ♪
486
00:27:36,436 --> 00:27:39,337
♪ every single day ♪
487
00:27:39,338 --> 00:27:42,778
♪ for a revolution ♪
488
00:27:44,778 --> 00:27:49,214
♪ and so I cry sometimes
when I'm lying in my bed ♪
489
00:27:49,215 --> 00:27:53,118
♪ to get it all out,
what's in my head ♪
490
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:58,191
♪ then I... Feeling
a little peculiar ♪
491
00:27:58,192 --> 00:28:01,060
♪ so I wake in the morning
and I step outside ♪
492
00:28:02,096 --> 00:28:06,098
♪ I take a deep breath then
and I get real high ♪
493
00:28:06,099 --> 00:28:09,167
♪ then I scream
from the top of my lungs ♪
494
00:28:09,168 --> 00:28:12,872
♪ and I say hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
495
00:28:12,873 --> 00:28:14,874
♪ hey, hey, hey ♪
496
00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:16,407
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
497
00:28:16,409 --> 00:28:17,809
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
498
00:28:17,810 --> 00:28:19,145
♪ nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
499
00:28:19,146 --> 00:28:20,879
♪ nah-nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah-nah ♪
500
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,314
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
501
00:28:22,315 --> 00:28:23,449
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
502
00:28:23,450 --> 00:28:25,084
♪ nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
503
00:28:25,085 --> 00:28:27,329
♪ nah-nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah ♪
504
00:28:35,328 --> 00:28:37,239
You are such a fuck up.
505
00:28:45,239 --> 00:28:47,352
But I love you.
506
00:28:59,351 --> 00:29:00,953
So, what are we gonna do now?
507
00:29:00,954 --> 00:29:03,060
We go home, back to L.A.
508
00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:09,862
How?
509
00:29:09,863 --> 00:29:11,530
Yeah, we're flat broke.
510
00:29:11,531 --> 00:29:15,269
And we need at least a couple
hundred bucks just for gas.
511
00:29:16,269 --> 00:29:18,436
We can't have anyone
wire us the money.
512
00:29:18,437 --> 00:29:22,374
Because we don't have ID's
to prove who we are.
513
00:29:22,376 --> 00:29:28,084
And I'd have Larry drive here
and bail us out, but...
514
00:29:31,084 --> 00:29:33,290
He doesn't know I'm in Vegas.
515
00:29:36,289 --> 00:29:37,426
Can Greg help us?
516
00:29:40,426 --> 00:29:42,027
Probably not.
517
00:29:42,029 --> 00:29:43,128
Why?
518
00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:45,865
You know how when you Google
something on the computer...
519
00:29:45,866 --> 00:29:48,568
the last word you wrote
will pop up?
520
00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:53,572
I typed in the letter "M"
for Martha's vineyard.
521
00:29:53,573 --> 00:29:55,875
I was gonna book a vacation.
522
00:29:55,876 --> 00:29:57,910
For our seven year anniversary.
523
00:29:57,911 --> 00:30:00,178
Anyway, I typed
in the letter the "M"...
524
00:30:00,179 --> 00:30:04,985
and the site "Manstalk. La"
suddenly appeared.
525
00:30:05,985 --> 00:30:08,119
Oh, no.
526
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,389
What's Manstalk. La?
527
00:30:11,390 --> 00:30:14,393
Greg's password
was still entered.
528
00:30:14,394 --> 00:30:18,364
That's when I saw it.
529
00:30:18,365 --> 00:30:24,336
That is the worse thing
I could ever imagine.
530
00:30:24,337 --> 00:30:27,472
Which one's you husband?
531
00:30:27,473 --> 00:30:29,508
The one in the middle.
532
00:30:29,509 --> 00:30:31,911
The irony is palpable.
533
00:30:31,912 --> 00:30:35,213
What?
534
00:30:35,214 --> 00:30:37,918
Well, there's the eiffel tower...
535
00:30:38,918 --> 00:30:41,895
And they're giving him
the eiffel tower.
536
00:30:50,963 --> 00:30:53,299
So, did you talk to him about it?
537
00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:57,573
He filed for legal separation
the morning we left for Vegas.
538
00:31:00,573 --> 00:31:05,813
And evidently he cancelled
all my credit cards.
539
00:31:06,914 --> 00:31:10,683
Leslie, I'm so sorry.
540
00:31:10,684 --> 00:31:15,520
I don't know what to say.
541
00:31:15,521 --> 00:31:17,490
Thanks.
542
00:31:17,491 --> 00:31:19,023
It's hard to talk about.
543
00:31:19,024 --> 00:31:20,659
Well, we have it all on tape.
544
00:31:20,660 --> 00:31:26,499
If you ever want
to watch it back.
545
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:29,705
That's fucking awesome.
546
00:31:32,705 --> 00:31:34,507
So what do we do?
547
00:31:34,508 --> 00:31:37,410
It's the middle of the night,
and we're stuck in Vegas.
548
00:31:37,411 --> 00:31:40,550
If we don't get some cash,
we're never going to get home.
549
00:31:44,550 --> 00:31:47,255
Uh, I've got an idea.
550
00:32:09,675 --> 00:32:11,309
No way.
551
00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:12,344
This is nuts.
552
00:32:12,345 --> 00:32:14,613
I've always wanted to do this.
553
00:32:14,614 --> 00:32:16,214
Seriously?
554
00:32:16,215 --> 00:32:18,550
It combines
my two favorite passions...
555
00:32:18,551 --> 00:32:21,720
wrestling and gelatin.
556
00:32:21,722 --> 00:32:24,456
And we need the money.
Bad.
557
00:32:24,457 --> 00:32:26,062
This is gonna be great.
558
00:32:30,062 --> 00:32:33,499
Janet, you don't have to do this.
559
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,067
I can win.
560
00:32:35,068 --> 00:32:36,100
Are you just saying that...
561
00:32:36,102 --> 00:32:37,435
or do you actually believe that?
562
00:32:37,436 --> 00:32:39,607
I can win.
563
00:32:40,607 --> 00:32:42,174
Winner!
564
00:32:42,175 --> 00:32:44,375
All right, ladies, who's up next?
565
00:32:44,376 --> 00:32:46,377
Now remember.
It's amateur night.
566
00:32:46,378 --> 00:32:48,180
So any one of you.
567
00:32:48,181 --> 00:32:51,349
Who thinks you can pin the
reigning champ, Veronica...
568
00:32:51,350 --> 00:32:54,087
Will win $500.
569
00:32:56,188 --> 00:32:58,057
I'll do it.
I'll wrestle her.
570
00:32:58,058 --> 00:32:59,625
Looks like we got a taker.
571
00:32:59,626 --> 00:33:00,760
Why don't you come on down.
572
00:33:00,761 --> 00:33:02,101
And sign these release forms?
573
00:33:10,102 --> 00:33:11,479
You gotta love her.
574
00:33:19,479 --> 00:33:21,046
Hi, I'm Trevor.
575
00:33:21,048 --> 00:33:22,080
I'm Rick.
576
00:33:22,081 --> 00:33:23,782
What are you two drinking?
577
00:33:23,783 --> 00:33:26,152
Sex on the beach.
578
00:33:26,153 --> 00:33:28,087
A girl after my own heart.
579
00:33:28,088 --> 00:33:30,321
Nothing for me.
580
00:33:30,322 --> 00:33:34,793
Would you excuse us for a second?
581
00:33:34,794 --> 00:33:36,194
What are you doing?
582
00:33:36,195 --> 00:33:37,629
Those guys are cute.
583
00:33:37,630 --> 00:33:39,597
I can't be your wingman.
584
00:33:39,598 --> 00:33:41,500
You're not married yet.
585
00:33:41,501 --> 00:33:42,768
Zoe, no.
586
00:33:42,769 --> 00:33:45,069
Come on.
For old times sake.
587
00:33:45,071 --> 00:33:46,638
It'll probably be the last time.
588
00:33:46,639 --> 00:33:48,174
You'll ever have a chance.
589
00:33:48,175 --> 00:33:50,708
Of helping me find my true love.
590
00:33:50,709 --> 00:33:52,078
Please?
591
00:33:52,079 --> 00:33:53,445
Look, just say yes.
592
00:33:53,446 --> 00:33:57,849
They are so cute.
593
00:33:57,850 --> 00:34:00,386
Please? Please?
594
00:34:00,387 --> 00:34:01,854
Please? Please?
Please? Please...
595
00:34:01,855 --> 00:34:04,857
Okay, I'll be your wingman.
596
00:34:04,858 --> 00:34:06,157
Everything all right?
597
00:34:06,158 --> 00:34:08,159
Totally. I'm Kim.
598
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,661
And this is...
599
00:34:09,662 --> 00:34:11,429
Antoinette.
600
00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:14,867
Drinks, ladies?
601
00:34:14,868 --> 00:34:18,137
So, antoinette, what do you do?
602
00:34:18,138 --> 00:34:19,637
What brings you to Vegas?
603
00:34:19,638 --> 00:34:23,442
Oh, I'm in the shoe business.
604
00:34:23,443 --> 00:34:26,679
Right. Right, you're here
for the convention.
605
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,681
Yup. Yes. Exactly.
606
00:34:29,682 --> 00:34:32,383
I'm a cobbler.
607
00:34:32,384 --> 00:34:35,621
You're a shoe cobbler, like a...
608
00:34:35,622 --> 00:34:38,324
Yes, I cobble.
609
00:34:38,325 --> 00:34:41,326
Your eyes are following me?
You're cute.
610
00:34:41,327 --> 00:34:42,494
And you?
611
00:34:42,495 --> 00:34:44,529
Nothing as interesting as that.
612
00:34:44,530 --> 00:34:48,300
I'm actually doing my residency
right now at Johns Hopkins.
613
00:34:48,301 --> 00:34:49,567
You're a doctor.
614
00:34:49,568 --> 00:34:50,805
Yeah.
615
00:34:51,805 --> 00:34:53,639
Okay, I'm up next.
616
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,141
Are you gonna wrestle?
617
00:34:55,142 --> 00:34:56,875
Fuck yeah.
618
00:34:56,876 --> 00:35:00,478
It was nice talking with you.
619
00:35:00,479 --> 00:35:03,516
It was nice meeting you,
antoinette.
620
00:35:03,517 --> 00:35:04,617
Antoinette?
621
00:35:04,618 --> 00:35:05,683
Long story.
622
00:35:05,684 --> 00:35:07,485
Are you sure about this?
623
00:35:07,486 --> 00:35:08,721
I'm sure.
624
00:35:08,722 --> 00:35:10,822
You're leaking.
625
00:35:10,823 --> 00:35:14,226
I usually pump and dump
before bed.
626
00:35:14,227 --> 00:35:16,161
And now for our next bout...
627
00:35:16,162 --> 00:35:19,465
weighing in at 129 pounds...
628
00:35:19,466 --> 00:35:22,467
hailing from Simi valley,
California...
629
00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:26,205
ladies and gentlemen,
Janet Simmons.
630
00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:29,776
Wish me luck.
631
00:35:36,249 --> 00:35:38,384
Can you see
my c-section scar?
632
00:35:38,385 --> 00:35:41,856
Uh, no, not at all.
633
00:35:42,856 --> 00:35:44,822
How was that guy?
634
00:35:44,823 --> 00:35:45,958
Fine.
635
00:35:45,959 --> 00:35:47,293
Fine?
636
00:35:47,294 --> 00:35:48,960
He's cute.
637
00:35:48,961 --> 00:35:53,498
And defending her title as
wrestling champion of Las Vegas...
638
00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:55,934
Veronica!
639
00:35:55,935 --> 00:35:58,204
All right, I want a good
clean fight, all right?
640
00:35:58,205 --> 00:35:59,704
Keep it clean, but,
you know, make it dirty.
641
00:35:59,705 --> 00:36:04,693
And remember,
the winner gets $500.
642
00:36:20,794 --> 00:36:22,901
Come on, Janet!
643
00:36:27,901 --> 00:36:29,903
You gonna die tonight.
644
00:36:36,675 --> 00:36:38,309
Jesus Christ.
645
00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:39,945
Is she gonna die?
646
00:36:39,946 --> 00:36:41,947
Janet, are you okay?
647
00:36:41,948 --> 00:36:43,014
Son of a bitch.
648
00:36:43,015 --> 00:36:46,018
Help her, she's bleeding.
649
00:36:46,019 --> 00:36:48,454
I bit my tongue.
I bit my tongue.
650
00:36:48,455 --> 00:36:49,993
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
651
00:36:53,993 --> 00:36:55,460
Did I win?
652
00:36:55,461 --> 00:36:56,962
You got you ass kicked.
653
00:36:56,963 --> 00:36:59,465
I did?
654
00:36:59,466 --> 00:37:01,500
Pretty bad, actually.
655
00:37:01,501 --> 00:37:03,968
At one point, you cried.
656
00:37:03,969 --> 00:37:05,310
Bummer.
657
00:37:10,310 --> 00:37:11,011
I thought I lost.
658
00:37:12,011 --> 00:37:15,980
You did get $300 just for trying.
659
00:37:15,981 --> 00:37:18,851
Whoo! Yes!
660
00:37:18,852 --> 00:37:21,786
Yeah!
661
00:37:21,787 --> 00:37:23,956
Janet, you did it.
662
00:37:23,957 --> 00:37:26,324
Get me out of these. I don't
wanna go to the hospital.
663
00:37:26,325 --> 00:37:27,692
Well, that's
where you're going so...
664
00:37:27,693 --> 00:37:29,395
I'm not bleeding.
I'm okay.
665
00:37:29,396 --> 00:37:30,596
I'm not bleeding.
666
00:37:30,597 --> 00:37:31,497
Pathetic.
667
00:37:31,997 --> 00:37:33,331
Excuse me?
668
00:37:33,332 --> 00:37:34,800
She's too old to be wrestling.
669
00:37:34,801 --> 00:37:38,736
Come on, look at her.
670
00:37:38,738 --> 00:37:39,938
Fuck you.
671
00:37:39,939 --> 00:37:41,507
Leslie, it's okay.
672
00:37:41,508 --> 00:37:42,974
It's not okay.
673
00:37:42,975 --> 00:37:45,043
You apologize.
674
00:37:45,044 --> 00:37:46,844
No.
675
00:37:46,845 --> 00:37:48,480
My friend has more guts
and courage.
676
00:37:48,481 --> 00:37:49,747
Than you could ever know.
677
00:37:49,749 --> 00:37:50,949
You apologize.
678
00:37:50,950 --> 00:37:52,016
Fuck you, you crazy bitch.
679
00:37:52,017 --> 00:37:53,318
Don't touch me.
680
00:37:53,319 --> 00:37:55,820
You apologize.
681
00:37:55,821 --> 00:37:57,825
Don't touch her!
682
00:38:01,794 --> 00:38:03,718
Go!
683
00:38:24,718 --> 00:38:29,121
Where are we?
684
00:38:29,122 --> 00:38:30,039
I don't know.
685
00:38:47,039 --> 00:38:49,907
How are we gonna get back?
686
00:38:49,908 --> 00:38:54,880
There's no taxis.
687
00:38:54,881 --> 00:38:58,117
We'll have to walk.
688
00:38:58,118 --> 00:39:02,154
We should probably take
these pills then.
689
00:39:02,155 --> 00:39:04,021
Where'd you get those?
690
00:39:04,022 --> 00:39:06,958
I swiped them from the ambulance.
691
00:39:06,959 --> 00:39:08,893
What are they?
692
00:39:08,894 --> 00:39:11,596
I have no idea.
693
00:39:11,597 --> 00:39:13,630
I'm not going to take
just some random pill.
694
00:39:13,631 --> 00:39:14,701
It could be anything.
695
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,402
And there's only two.
696
00:39:17,403 --> 00:39:19,538
I took one already.
697
00:39:19,539 --> 00:39:21,673
Are you crazy?
698
00:39:25,111 --> 00:39:26,978
I took one, too.
699
00:39:26,979 --> 00:39:29,047
Leslie.
700
00:39:29,048 --> 00:39:34,920
And I got a whole bottle.
701
00:39:34,921 --> 00:39:36,528
Mm-hm.
702
00:39:41,528 --> 00:39:43,897
What? They're not dead.
703
00:39:44,897 --> 00:39:47,065
Look how happy they are.
704
00:39:47,066 --> 00:39:48,867
Come, Claire.
705
00:39:48,868 --> 00:39:50,133
Stop peer-pressuring me.
706
00:39:50,135 --> 00:39:52,510
This is not high school.
707
00:39:58,510 --> 00:40:00,082
I'm not taking it.
708
00:40:03,082 --> 00:40:04,650
♪ Let's go ♪
709
00:40:04,651 --> 00:40:06,851
♪ let's loose control ♪
710
00:40:06,852 --> 00:40:10,655
♪ like everything is all right,
all right ♪
711
00:40:10,656 --> 00:40:14,625
♪ it's real,
the way that I feel ♪
712
00:40:14,626 --> 00:40:17,962
♪ and we gonna do it all night,
all night ♪
713
00:40:17,963 --> 00:40:21,833
♪ let's roll,
let's lose control ♪
714
00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:25,069
♪ like everything
is all right, all right ♪
715
00:40:25,071 --> 00:40:29,073
♪ it's real,
the way that I feel ♪
716
00:40:29,075 --> 00:40:31,010
♪ and we gonna do it all night ♪
717
00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:33,026
♪ all night ♪
718
00:40:47,126 --> 00:40:48,927
♪ r-o-t to n ♪
719
00:40:48,928 --> 00:40:50,762
♪ let's roll it up
and breathe again ♪
720
00:40:50,763 --> 00:40:52,530
♪ I hate to lose, I need to win ♪
721
00:40:52,531 --> 00:40:54,867
♪ now move the crowd,
let's squeeze it in ♪
722
00:40:54,868 --> 00:40:56,701
♪ two girls around the outside ♪
723
00:40:56,702 --> 00:40:58,736
♪ drank too much,
they found me outside ♪
724
00:40:58,738 --> 00:41:00,271
♪ that's right,
I'm a party star ♪
725
00:41:00,272 --> 00:41:01,840
♪ feelin' all right
at the Mardi Gras ♪
726
00:41:01,841 --> 00:41:03,842
♪ who's ready to party? ♪
727
00:41:03,843 --> 00:41:05,543
♪ Who came here to dance ♪
728
00:41:05,544 --> 00:41:07,512
♪ who's running on a hotty ♪
729
00:41:07,513 --> 00:41:10,013
♪ tryin' to get
in her pants? ♪
730
00:41:10,014 --> 00:41:11,215
♪ I know I am ♪
731
00:41:11,216 --> 00:41:12,256
♪ I'm guilty as charged ♪
732
00:41:12,986 --> 00:41:16,855
♪ only brought $5
but I'm buying the bar ♪
733
00:41:16,856 --> 00:41:20,855
♪ let's go, let's lose control ♪
734
00:41:20,993 --> 00:41:24,262
♪ like everything
is all right, all right ♪
735
00:41:24,263 --> 00:41:27,833
♪ it's real,
the way that I feel ♪
736
00:41:27,834 --> 00:41:30,135
♪ and we gonna do it
all night, all night ♪
737
00:41:31,905 --> 00:41:35,008
♪ let's roll,
let's lose control ♪
738
00:41:36,008 --> 00:41:39,142
♪ like everything
is all right, all right ♪
739
00:41:39,144 --> 00:41:43,181
♪ it's real,
the way that I feel ♪
740
00:41:43,182 --> 00:41:47,559
♪ and we gonna do it
all night, all night ♪
741
00:42:27,626 --> 00:42:29,062
♪ put your hands up ♪
742
00:43:05,698 --> 00:43:07,866
We should play those games now.
743
00:43:07,867 --> 00:43:09,101
The bachelorette party games?
744
00:43:09,102 --> 00:43:10,268
Play to 21?
745
00:43:10,269 --> 00:43:12,838
Wait, what happens
if we don't get to 21?
746
00:43:12,839 --> 00:43:15,039
Your marriage is doomed.
Doomed.
747
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,375
Well then, we better play to 21!
748
00:43:17,376 --> 00:43:19,747
Yeah!
749
00:43:41,367 --> 00:43:43,034
♪ Put your hands up ♪
750
00:43:43,035 --> 00:43:44,396
♪ let's start off
on a high note ♪
751
00:43:45,004 --> 00:43:46,845
♪ I'm the one who put
the "I dot" in the "I" ♪
752
00:43:47,006 --> 00:43:49,141
♪ in the I don't take
sh... From no man no way ♪
753
00:43:49,142 --> 00:43:51,075
♪ never gonna give
in to the no... ♪
754
00:43:51,077 --> 00:43:52,317
♪ Oh, well, never stand still ♪
755
00:43:53,011 --> 00:43:54,880
♪ always on my grind,
always gotta bail ♪
756
00:43:54,881 --> 00:43:56,414
♪ always gotta elevate
and never give in ♪
757
00:43:56,415 --> 00:43:59,284
♪ one-one-one more breath,
now let's begin ♪
758
00:43:59,285 --> 00:44:02,119
♪ here we go, open wide,
there's my soul ♪
759
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,155
♪ it's on display
so you can touch it ♪
760
00:44:04,156 --> 00:44:06,458
♪ I touch you back
because you love it ♪
761
00:44:06,459 --> 00:44:09,828
♪ one, two, three,
I'm in the zone, I'm in 3d ♪
762
00:44:09,829 --> 00:44:11,429
♪ if you can't take it,
shake and bake it ♪
763
00:44:11,430 --> 00:44:14,199
♪ you're the cook,
life is what you make it ♪
764
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,768
♪ you're at the summer party
with them girls again ♪
765
00:44:17,769 --> 00:44:20,938
♪ and all the in their places
are in their places ♪
766
00:44:20,939 --> 00:44:23,107
♪ and in their faces
are lots of friends ♪
767
00:44:23,109 --> 00:44:25,043
♪ bottles in their hands, huh ♪
768
00:44:25,044 --> 00:44:28,313
♪ they pop in there maybe,
they pop in there ♪
769
00:44:28,314 --> 00:44:30,381
♪ jump jump, everybody, jump ♪
770
00:44:30,382 --> 00:44:32,250
♪ get high, get dumb,
get f... Up ♪
771
00:44:32,251 --> 00:44:34,186
♪ throw...
Off the floor like Jordan ♪
772
00:44:34,187 --> 00:44:36,088
♪ fly off the ground,
saying you in the orbit ♪
773
00:44:36,089 --> 00:44:38,123
♪ so high no one can touch you ♪
774
00:44:38,124 --> 00:44:39,958
♪ so far lady can't tell
what you're up to ♪
775
00:44:39,959 --> 00:44:41,425
♪ throw like a slam dunk ♪
776
00:44:41,426 --> 00:44:43,829
♪ p-p-p-arty over here, wanna
party, you can all come ♪
777
00:44:43,830 --> 00:44:45,831
♪ I-I-I-I feel the bass ♪
778
00:44:45,832 --> 00:44:48,366
♪ and you feel the bass,
and it's pumpin' down ♪
779
00:44:48,367 --> 00:44:50,802
♪ deep down below and inside
my chest like a heartbeat ♪
780
00:44:50,803 --> 00:44:52,471
- ♪ dance ♪
- ♪ dance ♪
781
00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:55,072
♪ feel the wind and inside
my head I'm a wild boy ♪
782
00:44:55,073 --> 00:44:56,942
♪ this is all for fun ♪
783
00:44:56,943 --> 00:44:59,210
♪ feels like I'm walking
on the sun ♪
784
00:44:59,211 --> 00:45:02,748
♪ you're at the summer party
with them girls again ♪
785
00:45:02,749 --> 00:45:05,951
♪ and all the in their places
are in their places ♪
786
00:45:05,952 --> 00:45:08,085
♪ and in their faces
are lots of friends ♪
787
00:45:08,086 --> 00:45:10,021
♪ bottles in their hands, huh ♪
788
00:45:10,022 --> 00:45:13,269
♪ they pop in there maybe,
they pop in there ♪
789
00:46:13,852 --> 00:46:17,120
♪ you're at the summer party
with them girls again ♪
790
00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:20,157
♪ and all the in their places
are in their places ♪
791
00:46:20,158 --> 00:46:22,893
♪ and in their faces
are lots of friends ♪
792
00:46:22,894 --> 00:46:24,462
♪ bottles in their hands, huh ♪
793
00:46:24,463 --> 00:46:28,065
♪ they pop in there maybe,
they pop in there ♪
794
00:46:28,066 --> 00:46:30,133
♪ jump jump, everybody, jump ♪
795
00:46:30,135 --> 00:46:31,604
♪ get high, get dumb,
get f... Up ♪
796
00:46:32,004 --> 00:46:33,572
♪ throw...
Off the floor like Jordan ♪
797
00:46:33,573 --> 00:46:35,840
♪ fly off the ground,
saying you in the orbit ♪
798
00:46:35,841 --> 00:46:37,509
♪ so high no one can touch you ♪
799
00:46:37,510 --> 00:46:39,344
♪ so far lady can't tell
what you're up to ♪
800
00:46:39,345 --> 00:46:41,346
♪ throw like a slam dunk ♪
801
00:46:41,347 --> 00:46:43,081
♪ p-p-p-arty over here, wanna
party, you can all come ♪
802
00:46:43,082 --> 00:46:45,250
♪ I-I-I-I feel the bass ♪
803
00:46:45,251 --> 00:46:47,619
♪ and you feel the bass,
and it's pumpin' down ♪
804
00:46:47,620 --> 00:46:50,053
♪ deep down below and inside
my chest like a heartbeat ♪
805
00:46:50,054 --> 00:46:51,922
- ♪ dance ♪
- ♪ dance ♪
806
00:46:51,923 --> 00:46:54,492
♪ feel the wind and inside
my head I'm a wild boy ♪
807
00:46:54,493 --> 00:46:56,193
♪ this is all for fun ♪
808
00:46:56,194 --> 00:46:58,463
♪ feels like I'm walking
on the sun ♪
809
00:46:58,464 --> 00:47:02,166
♪ you're at the summer party
with them girls again ♪
810
00:47:02,167 --> 00:47:04,869
♪ and all the in their places
are in their places ♪
811
00:47:04,870 --> 00:47:07,204
♪ and in their faces
are lots of friends ♪
812
00:47:07,205 --> 00:47:09,373
♪ bottles in their hands, huh ♪
813
00:47:09,374 --> 00:47:13,578
♪ they pop in there maybe,
they pop in there ♪
814
00:47:13,579 --> 00:47:17,282
♪ you're at the summer party
with them girls again ♪
815
00:47:17,283 --> 00:47:20,652
♪ and all the in their place
are in their place ♪
816
00:47:20,653 --> 00:47:22,920
Where's Janet?
817
00:47:22,921 --> 00:47:24,255
I don't know.
818
00:47:24,256 --> 00:47:27,357
Stop the car.
819
00:47:27,358 --> 00:47:29,594
Pull over!
Pull over!
820
00:47:29,595 --> 00:47:31,929
Pull over right now!
821
00:47:31,930 --> 00:47:33,565
Pull over!
822
00:47:33,566 --> 00:47:37,970
It's the last challenge,
and we can't afford a limo.
823
00:47:44,477 --> 00:47:46,983
Whoo! Ooh!
824
00:47:50,983 --> 00:47:53,651
I am loving me
some fucked up Claire.
825
00:47:53,652 --> 00:47:55,118
Fucked up Claire!
826
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:58,422
Fucked up Claire!
Fucked up Claire!
827
00:47:58,423 --> 00:48:00,129
Fucked up Claire...
828
00:48:03,129 --> 00:48:06,129
Yeah! You know what
fucked up Claire does?
829
00:48:06,131 --> 00:48:11,169
Fucked up Claire flashes her
tits out the sunroof, yeah!
830
00:48:15,540 --> 00:48:19,584
Fucked up Claire, yeah!
831
00:48:25,584 --> 00:48:28,686
Believe it or not, I don't
have a lot of girlfriends.
832
00:48:28,687 --> 00:48:32,090
- No.
- No, seriously.
833
00:48:32,091 --> 00:48:33,190
My day's packed.
834
00:48:33,191 --> 00:48:35,492
I wake up, feed the twins...
835
00:48:35,493 --> 00:48:38,428
give Larry his morning cup
of coffee and blowjob.
836
00:48:38,429 --> 00:48:41,532
I get home, watch duck dynasty...
837
00:48:41,533 --> 00:48:43,700
have glass of box rosé...
838
00:48:43,701 --> 00:48:46,570
blow Larry again and crash.
839
00:48:46,571 --> 00:48:48,373
You blow your husband
twice a day?
840
00:48:48,374 --> 00:48:53,079
Well, yeah, you have
to reciprocate the cunnilingus.
841
00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:55,646
Yo, full disclosure.
842
00:48:55,647 --> 00:48:59,617
I kinda invited myself to
Claire's bachelorette party.
843
00:48:59,618 --> 00:49:01,084
To make some new friends.
844
00:49:01,085 --> 00:49:03,321
- Aw.
- Aw.
845
00:49:04,490 --> 00:49:09,028
Eat my ass and learn
how to fucking drive!
846
00:49:14,066 --> 00:49:15,732
Oh, my God.
847
00:49:15,733 --> 00:49:17,568
I need to get laid.
848
00:49:17,569 --> 00:49:18,770
Dude.
849
00:49:18,771 --> 00:49:20,505
No.
850
00:49:20,506 --> 00:49:23,708
No, I need to get back in the
saddle and get over my marriage.
851
00:49:23,709 --> 00:49:25,343
You go, girl.
852
00:49:27,479 --> 00:49:29,413
I need a guy like Larry.
853
00:49:29,414 --> 00:49:31,782
Yeah.
854
00:49:31,783 --> 00:49:33,153
Yeah.
855
00:49:35,153 --> 00:49:36,454
I want my ring back.
856
00:49:36,455 --> 00:49:38,756
Sorry, honey.
That's not gonna happen.
857
00:49:38,758 --> 00:49:41,291
The guy's long gone,
and so is your ring.
858
00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:43,527
No, that's the guy
that robbed us.
859
00:49:43,528 --> 00:49:45,763
I want my ring back.
860
00:49:45,765 --> 00:49:47,803
Oh, my God.
Is that him?
861
00:49:50,803 --> 00:49:52,672
It looks like him.
862
00:49:55,673 --> 00:49:58,408
It's fucking him, all right.
863
00:49:58,409 --> 00:50:02,779
He had a gun to my face, and I
looked at him dead in the eye.
864
00:50:02,781 --> 00:50:05,250
Claire's right.
It is him.
865
00:50:05,251 --> 00:50:08,051
I'm not getting married
without my ring.
866
00:50:08,052 --> 00:50:10,524
Well, what do we do?
867
00:50:12,524 --> 00:50:15,796
It's because of me
your ring got taken.
868
00:50:17,796 --> 00:50:20,537
So I'm gonna get your ring back.
869
00:50:24,537 --> 00:50:26,307
Did you get everything?
870
00:50:30,176 --> 00:50:31,441
- Oh.
- Oh.
871
00:50:31,443 --> 00:50:36,313
Oh, cool.
872
00:50:36,314 --> 00:50:37,614
Where'd you get all this stuff?
873
00:50:37,615 --> 00:50:39,082
The mini-mart.
874
00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:40,552
They had everything.
875
00:50:40,553 --> 00:50:42,686
They sell stun guns
at the mini-mart?
876
00:50:42,687 --> 00:50:43,822
They do in Vegas.
877
00:50:43,823 --> 00:50:45,824
What is this for?
878
00:50:45,825 --> 00:50:47,722
It's to conceal our identities.
879
00:50:47,723 --> 00:50:49,135
In case anyone sees us.
880
00:50:56,135 --> 00:50:58,368
It's to cover your face.
881
00:50:58,369 --> 00:51:01,338
Here.
882
00:51:01,339 --> 00:51:02,345
Oh.
883
00:51:07,345 --> 00:51:09,854
Here.
884
00:51:14,854 --> 00:51:15,887
How do I look?
885
00:51:15,888 --> 00:51:18,155
Pretty cool actually.
886
00:51:18,156 --> 00:51:19,756
The green brings out your eyes.
887
00:51:19,757 --> 00:51:23,494
Thanks, Janet.
888
00:51:23,495 --> 00:51:25,195
Hey.
This yellow's mine.
889
00:51:25,196 --> 00:51:26,663
Are you crazy?
890
00:51:26,664 --> 00:51:29,266
With your pale complexion,
you should wear orange.
891
00:51:29,267 --> 00:51:32,170
It doesn't matter.
892
00:51:32,171 --> 00:51:35,404
Here, take that.
893
00:51:35,405 --> 00:51:37,809
Great, so you're taking yellow?
894
00:51:37,810 --> 00:51:39,744
Leslie.
895
00:51:39,745 --> 00:51:41,214
Does everyone know the plan?
896
00:51:43,214 --> 00:51:45,519
Now let's get my
motherfucking ring back.
897
00:51:46,519 --> 00:51:49,785
♪ L-I-let the shots come ♪
898
00:51:49,786 --> 00:51:53,925
♪ t-t-till the cops call ♪
899
00:51:53,926 --> 00:51:56,530
♪ c-c-cock back and ready,
let the shots come ♪
900
00:51:58,530 --> 00:52:01,266
♪ t-t-till the cops call ♪
901
00:52:01,267 --> 00:52:02,599
Get him!
Get him!
902
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:03,768
What the fuck?
903
00:52:03,769 --> 00:52:06,371
Get him.
Get his gun, Janet.
904
00:52:06,372 --> 00:52:10,175
It's not here. No gun. No gun.
905
00:52:10,176 --> 00:52:11,775
Get off me.
Get off me.
906
00:52:11,776 --> 00:52:13,745
Get in the car, bitch!
907
00:52:20,185 --> 00:52:22,520
What the hell?
What do you want from me?
908
00:52:22,521 --> 00:52:23,621
I want my ring!
909
00:52:23,622 --> 00:52:25,455
I'm not getting married
without my ring!
910
00:52:25,457 --> 00:52:27,229
I don't have your ring.
911
00:52:33,798 --> 00:52:35,433
Damn, Claire.
912
00:52:35,434 --> 00:52:37,534
You messed with the wrong girls.
913
00:52:37,535 --> 00:52:39,743
Check his pockets.
914
00:52:45,742 --> 00:52:47,978
There's over $500 here.
915
00:52:47,979 --> 00:52:50,248
That's our money.
916
00:52:50,249 --> 00:52:51,287
Anything else?
917
00:52:56,287 --> 00:52:59,924
I'm sorry, Claire.
Your ring's not here.
918
00:52:59,925 --> 00:53:03,427
Maybe he pawned it or something.
919
00:53:03,428 --> 00:53:07,831
Or maybe it's at his house
with the rest of our shit.
920
00:53:07,832 --> 00:53:08,933
Driver?
921
00:53:08,934 --> 00:53:09,934
Yeah?
922
00:53:09,935 --> 00:53:12,971
Take us to 972 Filbanks Avenue.
923
00:53:12,972 --> 00:53:14,338
Where the hell is that?
924
00:53:14,339 --> 00:53:16,709
I'll map it.
925
00:53:17,709 --> 00:53:19,911
Do you guys think maybe we
should just ditch him.
926
00:53:19,912 --> 00:53:22,986
And the stolen limo
and get out while we still can?
927
00:53:26,986 --> 00:53:28,890
No?
928
00:53:35,827 --> 00:53:36,893
That's the house.
929
00:53:36,894 --> 00:53:40,931
Gimme the keys.
I'm going in.
930
00:53:40,932 --> 00:53:42,500
What if someone else is there?
931
00:53:42,501 --> 00:53:44,668
I'll knock on the door,
and if someone answers...
932
00:53:44,669 --> 00:53:45,837
I'll say I'm looking for...
933
00:53:45,838 --> 00:53:48,713
- Charlie.
- Charlie.
934
00:53:54,712 --> 00:53:57,748
Are we even sure this is
the guy that robbed us?
935
00:53:57,749 --> 00:53:59,284
What do you mean?
936
00:53:59,285 --> 00:54:01,987
This guy is wearing a tie.
937
00:54:02,988 --> 00:54:04,822
So?
938
00:54:04,823 --> 00:54:07,324
I distinctly remember
the guy who robbed us.
939
00:54:07,325 --> 00:54:09,427
Was not wearing a tie.
940
00:54:09,428 --> 00:54:11,997
Obviously, he put on a tie.
941
00:54:12,997 --> 00:54:15,833
I checked the house, but no ring.
942
00:54:15,834 --> 00:54:16,854
But I found these.
943
00:54:17,001 --> 00:54:18,703
My Christian Louboutins.
944
00:54:18,704 --> 00:54:20,871
It is him.
945
00:54:20,872 --> 00:54:22,974
You asshole.
946
00:54:22,975 --> 00:54:24,510
Oh.
947
00:54:25,510 --> 00:54:26,811
When he comes to...
948
00:54:26,812 --> 00:54:28,950
we'll find out
where your ring is.
949
00:54:38,656 --> 00:54:40,558
Leslie?
950
00:54:40,559 --> 00:54:42,830
I don't know
if it's all the pills...
951
00:54:45,830 --> 00:54:49,666
or the whole, you know,
home-invasion thing.
952
00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:51,802
It's just a little stressful.
953
00:54:51,803 --> 00:54:53,502
This is really good weed.
954
00:54:53,504 --> 00:54:54,806
How do you know?
955
00:54:54,807 --> 00:54:55,840
I'm a daily toker.
956
00:54:55,841 --> 00:54:56,873
You are?
957
00:54:56,874 --> 00:54:58,512
I wake and bake.
958
00:55:00,512 --> 00:55:02,746
Otherwise, I'm really uptight.
959
00:55:02,747 --> 00:55:04,681
Let's teach Charlie here
a lesson.
960
00:55:04,682 --> 00:55:07,085
He victimized us...
961
00:55:07,086 --> 00:55:09,557
and now it's time
for a little payback.
962
00:55:11,557 --> 00:55:12,717
What are you gonna do, Janet?
963
00:55:21,566 --> 00:55:24,469
Big deal,
you shaved off an eyebrow.
964
00:55:24,470 --> 00:55:26,404
- No good?
- Not for what he did to us.
965
00:55:26,405 --> 00:55:27,838
Yeah, you're right.
966
00:55:27,839 --> 00:55:29,773
That was bullshit.
967
00:55:29,774 --> 00:55:32,944
That was just me getting
warmed up.
968
00:55:36,647 --> 00:55:37,983
In girl with the dragon tattoo...
969
00:55:38,984 --> 00:55:42,085
Lisbeth was raped
by this pig, this asshole...
970
00:55:42,086 --> 00:55:46,491
so she tied him up
and tattooed his chest...
971
00:55:46,492 --> 00:55:47,431
"I'm a rapist pig"...
972
00:55:47,993 --> 00:55:49,159
Or something like that.
973
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:50,169
I don't remember exactly.
974
00:55:57,169 --> 00:55:59,436
Janet, what are you writing?
975
00:55:59,437 --> 00:56:02,974
Gimme his phone.
976
00:56:02,975 --> 00:56:04,809
I'm gonna take a picture.
977
00:56:04,810 --> 00:56:09,479
And send it to every one
of his contacts.
978
00:56:09,481 --> 00:56:11,849
Yes, and now every one of
Charlie's Facebook friends.
979
00:56:11,850 --> 00:56:14,854
Know that he's
a "rapping pig."
980
00:56:18,490 --> 00:56:20,157
Raping pig.
981
00:56:20,158 --> 00:56:23,494
Yeah, but you spelled it,
"rapping."
982
00:56:23,495 --> 00:56:25,164
And he robbed us altogether.
983
00:56:26,432 --> 00:56:27,432
Fuck.
984
00:56:27,665 --> 00:56:30,168
We have to humiliate
this piece of shit.
985
00:56:30,169 --> 00:56:31,668
Once and for all...
986
00:56:31,669 --> 00:56:35,206
so forever he is punished
for what he did to us.
987
00:56:35,207 --> 00:56:36,706
Whoa, Janet, what are you doing?
988
00:56:36,707 --> 00:56:38,675
I'm going to piss in his face.
989
00:56:38,676 --> 00:56:39,844
- No.
- Don't do it.
990
00:56:39,845 --> 00:56:42,511
That's even too hardcore for me.
991
00:56:42,513 --> 00:56:43,947
Whizz away, girlfriend.
992
00:56:43,948 --> 00:56:45,081
Whizz away.
993
00:56:45,082 --> 00:56:46,184
Janet, don't.
994
00:56:46,185 --> 00:56:47,818
That's so gross.
No.
995
00:56:47,819 --> 00:56:50,595
I'm gonna defile him
the same way he defiled us.
996
00:56:56,595 --> 00:56:59,197
They're tight.
Why are they so tight?
997
00:56:59,198 --> 00:57:04,835
They don't fit anymore.
998
00:57:04,836 --> 00:57:06,069
He's coming to.
999
00:57:06,070 --> 00:57:07,637
Ask him where your ring is.
1000
00:57:07,638 --> 00:57:08,704
Where's my ring?
1001
00:57:08,705 --> 00:57:10,074
Tell me where my ring is.
1002
00:57:11,542 --> 00:57:13,643
These are size seven.
1003
00:57:13,644 --> 00:57:14,810
These are size seven.
1004
00:57:14,811 --> 00:57:15,812
So?
1005
00:57:15,814 --> 00:57:18,516
Mine's an eight and a half.
1006
00:57:18,517 --> 00:57:19,784
These aren't my shoes.
1007
00:57:19,785 --> 00:57:22,553
That's not the valet
that robbed us.
1008
00:57:24,689 --> 00:57:26,791
That's not the valet
who robbed us.
1009
00:57:26,792 --> 00:57:30,093
Hey! What the hell
are you doing to our son?
1010
00:57:30,094 --> 00:57:30,996
Oh, God.
1011
00:57:31,997 --> 00:57:33,265
Oh, my...
1012
00:57:34,265 --> 00:57:36,132
Oh, shit.
1013
00:57:36,133 --> 00:57:37,668
Suzie, get the shotgun.
1014
00:57:37,669 --> 00:57:39,270
Don't do it, Suzie.
1015
00:57:39,271 --> 00:57:40,971
You move one inch...
1016
00:57:40,972 --> 00:57:44,107
and my friend here will put 300
thousand volts of electricity.
1017
00:57:44,109 --> 00:57:46,244
Into your son's nut sack.
1018
00:57:46,245 --> 00:57:48,584
You want grandkids, don't you?
1019
00:57:52,584 --> 00:57:53,684
Dead battery.
1020
00:57:53,685 --> 00:57:56,723
Come on, get the gun.
Goddamn it!
1021
00:57:58,723 --> 00:58:00,265
Go, go, go, go...
1022
00:58:06,265 --> 00:58:07,864
Let's roll.
1023
00:58:07,865 --> 00:58:09,567
You went through the whole house.
1024
00:58:09,568 --> 00:58:10,934
And you didn't
see his parents there?
1025
00:58:10,935 --> 00:58:13,136
It was dark and I'm hammered.
1026
00:58:13,138 --> 00:58:15,572
You pooped
on an innocent man's face.
1027
00:58:15,573 --> 00:58:18,175
I have a nervous stomach.
I'm not proud of it.
1028
00:58:18,176 --> 00:58:21,579
And we electrocuted him
and we stole all his money.
1029
00:58:21,580 --> 00:58:23,813
We have his address.
We'll reimburse him.
1030
00:58:23,814 --> 00:58:28,886
We'll send him
a "get well soon" card.
1031
00:58:28,887 --> 00:58:32,693
I'm sorry, Claire,
we didn't get your ring back.
1032
00:58:35,693 --> 00:58:38,697
I think it's time that we
ditch the stolen vehicle.
1033
00:58:40,698 --> 00:58:43,613
And definitely take more pills.
1034
00:58:54,613 --> 00:58:56,200
Nope.
1035
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,168
Which one's our room?
1036
00:59:17,169 --> 00:59:19,804
Fuck, I don't know.
1037
00:59:19,805 --> 00:59:21,042
They all look the same.
1038
00:59:24,042 --> 00:59:26,144
I'm so wasted.
1039
00:59:34,151 --> 00:59:37,154
Hey, who ordered more girls?
1040
00:59:37,155 --> 00:59:40,064
What the... what the hell?
1041
00:59:47,064 --> 00:59:48,065
Come on in.
1042
00:59:48,066 --> 00:59:50,701
What's a bachelor party
without a little talent?
1043
00:59:50,702 --> 00:59:53,237
No, Claire, let's just go.
1044
00:59:53,238 --> 00:59:54,374
No.
1045
00:59:56,374 --> 00:59:57,942
Where's the bachelor?
1046
00:59:57,943 --> 00:59:59,902
Mike! Mike! Mike!
Mike! Mike...
1047
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,849
No. No.
1048
01:00:04,850 --> 01:00:07,217
Who are these chicks?
1049
01:00:07,218 --> 01:00:09,119
You're getting married.
1050
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:10,990
Married tomorrow,
but single tonight.
1051
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:17,762
How do you think your fiance
would feel.
1052
01:00:17,763 --> 01:00:19,133
If she knew what you're doing?
1053
01:00:21,133 --> 01:00:22,166
Is that a camera?
1054
01:00:22,167 --> 01:00:23,300
- No.
- No.
1055
01:00:23,301 --> 01:00:24,433
Yeah, it is.
1056
01:00:24,434 --> 01:00:26,837
You've got a fucking camera.
1057
01:00:26,838 --> 01:00:27,918
You been filming this?
1058
01:00:28,006 --> 01:00:30,073
Leave her alone, you raisin dick.
1059
01:00:30,074 --> 01:00:33,075
Give that to me.
1060
01:00:33,076 --> 01:00:35,146
Claire. Get your
fucking hands off her.
1061
01:00:35,147 --> 01:00:36,947
Oh, yeah?
1062
01:00:36,948 --> 01:00:39,916
Rick?
1063
01:00:39,917 --> 01:00:41,999
Get out.
Come on. Out. Out.
1064
01:00:53,999 --> 01:00:54,799
Oh, God.
1065
01:00:54,899 --> 01:00:56,800
We gonna hook up or what?
1066
01:00:56,801 --> 01:00:58,168
What happened to Claire?
1067
01:00:58,169 --> 01:00:59,302
Where's Claire?
1068
01:00:59,303 --> 01:01:00,736
I don't know.
1069
01:01:00,737 --> 01:01:02,709
I think she ran off
with that guy.
1070
01:01:04,709 --> 01:01:06,109
Claire!
1071
01:01:06,111 --> 01:01:07,244
What's up?
1072
01:01:07,245 --> 01:01:09,111
I'm looking for Claire.
1073
01:01:09,112 --> 01:01:11,014
Claire!
1074
01:01:11,015 --> 01:01:12,184
Claire.
1075
01:01:17,021 --> 01:01:18,355
She's driving off with that guy.
1076
01:01:18,356 --> 01:01:19,924
We have to go after her.
1077
01:01:19,925 --> 01:01:21,291
Hey, don't cock block.
1078
01:01:21,292 --> 01:01:22,758
She's a big girl.
1079
01:01:22,759 --> 01:01:24,127
Yeah, but she's drunk.
1080
01:01:24,129 --> 01:01:25,795
And I don't want her
doing something.
1081
01:01:25,796 --> 01:01:30,101
That she's going to regret.
1082
01:01:30,102 --> 01:01:31,175
Let's go.
1083
01:01:37,075 --> 01:01:39,043
I can't believe you had
those guys come over.
1084
01:01:39,044 --> 01:01:39,844
Why not?
1085
01:01:40,011 --> 01:01:42,145
Because Claire's getting
married next Saturday.
1086
01:01:42,147 --> 01:01:44,120
She was my wingman.
1087
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:53,023
Okay. Sorry.
1088
01:01:53,024 --> 01:01:56,866
Okay, so I'll just wait here then?
1089
01:02:01,867 --> 01:02:04,472
Hurry, start the car up.
1090
01:02:07,472 --> 01:02:08,538
Let's go. There.
1091
01:02:08,539 --> 01:02:09,780
Take a left.
1092
01:02:15,780 --> 01:02:17,854
Come on, we can catch up, go.
1093
01:02:22,854 --> 01:02:23,954
There. There.
1094
01:02:23,955 --> 01:02:25,861
Catch up. Come on.
1095
01:02:34,165 --> 01:02:37,835
Quick, they're getting away.
1096
01:02:37,836 --> 01:02:40,102
Go, Janet, go.
1097
01:02:40,103 --> 01:02:41,837
Hurry.
Go, go, go, go, go!
1098
01:02:41,839 --> 01:02:43,974
Hurry. Go!
1099
01:02:43,975 --> 01:02:45,376
Put your foot on it!
Go.
1100
01:03:08,133 --> 01:03:10,201
You okay?
Are you okay?
1101
01:03:10,202 --> 01:03:14,103
I'm fine.
1102
01:03:14,104 --> 01:03:18,942
And there's no real damage
here, so it's cool.
1103
01:03:18,943 --> 01:03:20,911
No real damage?
1104
01:03:20,912 --> 01:03:23,112
You guys all right?
1105
01:03:23,113 --> 01:03:24,280
Yeah.
1106
01:03:24,281 --> 01:03:26,049
What happened?
1107
01:03:26,050 --> 01:03:27,585
Where are you going?
1108
01:03:27,586 --> 01:03:29,330
Hey. Get back here.
1109
01:03:38,330 --> 01:03:40,068
Shit, there's no sign of them.
1110
01:03:43,067 --> 01:03:44,400
Wait, is that them?
1111
01:03:44,401 --> 01:03:48,905
That's them.
That's them.
1112
01:03:48,906 --> 01:03:50,379
Make a right.
Make a right.
1113
01:03:54,379 --> 01:03:56,457
They're going
in the parking garage.
1114
01:04:05,457 --> 01:04:07,638
Here. Here.
Park. Park.
1115
01:04:20,638 --> 01:04:22,505
♪ If we keep going there ♪
1116
01:04:22,506 --> 01:04:24,909
♪ you think you're going anywhere ♪
1117
01:04:24,910 --> 01:04:27,610
♪ I don't think so ♪
1118
01:04:27,611 --> 01:04:29,379
♪ if we keep going there ♪
1119
01:04:29,380 --> 01:04:30,947
♪ you think you're going anywhere ♪
1120
01:04:30,948 --> 01:04:32,115
Fifth floor.
1121
01:04:32,117 --> 01:04:33,286
Okay.
1122
01:04:35,287 --> 01:04:36,253
Follow me.
1123
01:04:36,254 --> 01:04:38,126
Hurry, Zoe, hurry.
1124
01:04:42,125 --> 01:04:43,326
Hurry.
1125
01:04:43,327 --> 01:04:44,664
Fifth floor.
1126
01:04:47,665 --> 01:04:49,001
There she is.
1127
01:04:51,001 --> 01:04:53,136
- Claire.
- Claire.
1128
01:04:53,138 --> 01:04:54,412
Claire.
1129
01:05:00,411 --> 01:05:01,545
They're in there.
1130
01:05:01,546 --> 01:05:03,149
I can see them.
1131
01:05:05,148 --> 01:05:10,687
Shit. Don't do it, Claire.
1132
01:05:10,688 --> 01:05:12,394
They turned out the lights.
1133
01:05:16,394 --> 01:05:17,494
Open up.
1134
01:05:17,495 --> 01:05:18,530
Go away.
1135
01:05:21,031 --> 01:05:23,472
Open up now!
1136
01:05:28,472 --> 01:05:30,174
Hey!
1137
01:05:30,175 --> 01:05:33,110
Claire, you're making
a big mistake!
1138
01:05:33,111 --> 01:05:36,679
Goddamn it,
I was just about to come.
1139
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:38,114
Oh, man.
1140
01:05:38,115 --> 01:05:39,183
Who the hell are you?
1141
01:05:39,184 --> 01:05:41,518
Uh, housekeeping.
1142
01:05:41,519 --> 01:05:42,620
Wrong room.
1143
01:05:55,733 --> 01:05:57,668
Which room did she go in?
1144
01:05:57,669 --> 01:05:59,703
I'm not sure.
1145
01:05:59,704 --> 01:06:00,737
Zoe, don't!
1146
01:06:11,249 --> 01:06:13,183
What are you doing here?
1147
01:06:13,184 --> 01:06:14,518
You dirty little slut.
1148
01:06:14,519 --> 01:06:16,219
What?
1149
01:06:16,220 --> 01:06:18,521
I didn't do anything.
1150
01:06:18,522 --> 01:06:22,758
I mean, it's not like he
didn't try, but I love Dave.
1151
01:06:22,759 --> 01:06:25,096
And I'm getting married.
1152
01:06:26,097 --> 01:06:28,232
Shouldn't we be evacuating?
1153
01:06:28,233 --> 01:06:30,133
There's no fire.
1154
01:06:30,135 --> 01:06:32,101
There's no fire.
1155
01:06:32,102 --> 01:06:33,640
- It was Zoe.
- You!
1156
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:37,241
Come back here.
1157
01:06:37,242 --> 01:06:38,541
I think we should go.
1158
01:06:38,542 --> 01:06:40,610
Hey, come back here!
1159
01:06:40,611 --> 01:06:42,246
I'm gonna get you.
1160
01:06:42,247 --> 01:06:45,048
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
1161
01:06:45,049 --> 01:06:46,315
Hey!
1162
01:06:46,316 --> 01:06:48,818
Get back here!
Get back here!
1163
01:06:48,819 --> 01:06:51,356
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
1164
01:07:13,544 --> 01:07:16,321
Claire. Claire.
1165
01:07:23,321 --> 01:07:25,658
Morning.
1166
01:07:27,658 --> 01:07:30,664
How was your bachelor party?
1167
01:07:33,664 --> 01:07:35,098
Right?
1168
01:07:35,099 --> 01:07:40,838
Well, that happens.
1169
01:07:40,839 --> 01:07:43,343
No, nothing special.
1170
01:07:46,343 --> 01:07:48,445
Okay.
1171
01:07:48,446 --> 01:07:49,682
Love you, too.
1172
01:07:50,682 --> 01:07:52,622
Bye.
1173
01:07:58,622 --> 01:08:01,863
Well, what happened?
1174
01:08:05,863 --> 01:08:11,101
He said that he lost
$300 at poker...
1175
01:08:12,202 --> 01:08:14,237
got shit-faced drunk...
1176
01:08:14,238 --> 01:08:17,474
had a stripper whip him...
1177
01:08:17,475 --> 01:08:19,847
then he puked and he blacked out.
1178
01:08:23,847 --> 01:08:26,216
That's it?
1179
01:08:26,217 --> 01:08:28,551
And you believe him?
1180
01:08:28,552 --> 01:08:31,387
He doesn't know he butt dialed me.
1181
01:08:31,388 --> 01:08:36,260
He could have lied
about the stripper.
1182
01:08:36,261 --> 01:08:38,551
Where's Leslie?
1183
01:09:00,552 --> 01:09:02,618
Whoo-hoo!
You did it.
1184
01:09:02,619 --> 01:09:04,287
You got laid!
1185
01:09:04,288 --> 01:09:07,406
Walk of shame.
Walk of shame.
1186
01:09:22,406 --> 01:09:26,742
My head is killing me.
1187
01:09:26,743 --> 01:09:30,314
How many pills did we take?
1188
01:09:30,315 --> 01:09:31,782
Last night was crazy.
1189
01:09:31,783 --> 01:09:33,694
Fucking crazy.
1190
01:09:42,694 --> 01:09:44,696
I want you to have this.
1191
01:09:45,696 --> 01:09:49,332
Your wedding ring?
1192
01:09:49,333 --> 01:09:50,634
I wasn't wearing it last night.
1193
01:09:50,635 --> 01:09:55,706
It was in my suitcase
the whole time.
1194
01:09:55,707 --> 01:09:56,772
Leslie, I can't.
1195
01:09:56,773 --> 01:09:59,508
My marriage is over...
1196
01:09:59,510 --> 01:10:01,980
but yours is just beginning.
1197
01:10:02,980 --> 01:10:04,417
You're my little sister.
1198
01:10:06,416 --> 01:10:08,990
You can't get married
without a ring, right?
1199
01:10:12,990 --> 01:10:14,867
Thanks.
1200
01:10:22,867 --> 01:10:27,777
Wow, it's actually much bigger
than mine, so...
1201
01:10:32,877 --> 01:10:36,015
Zoe, did you record
everything last night?
1202
01:10:37,015 --> 01:10:38,515
Like everything everything?
1203
01:10:38,516 --> 01:10:41,450
Like, you know what I mean?
1204
01:10:41,451 --> 01:10:42,886
- Let's have a look.
- Wait.
1205
01:10:42,887 --> 01:10:44,554
No, I don't wanna watch.
1206
01:10:44,555 --> 01:10:45,689
The whole thing was like...
1207
01:10:45,690 --> 01:10:47,456
All right,
we won't watch it then.
1208
01:10:47,457 --> 01:10:48,539
Fuck that, I'm watching it.
1209
01:11:14,886 --> 01:11:17,721
They're getting away!
1210
01:11:31,802 --> 01:11:33,042
Go! Go!
1211
01:11:42,646 --> 01:11:46,351
I'm glad we interrupted
your orgasm!
1212
01:11:48,919 --> 01:11:50,720
Please evacuate.
1213
01:11:50,721 --> 01:11:53,924
Elevators are inoperable
during a fire alarm.
1214
01:11:53,925 --> 01:11:55,759
Please use stairs.
1215
01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:56,960
Please evacuate.
1216
01:11:56,961 --> 01:12:00,463
Elevators are inoperable
during a fire alarm.
1217
01:12:00,464 --> 01:12:05,668
Please use stairs.
1218
01:12:05,669 --> 01:12:07,436
Oh, shit.
1219
01:12:53,851 --> 01:12:56,619
Now please, will someone.
1220
01:12:56,620 --> 01:12:58,990
Tell me why that large woman
was attacking us?
1221
01:13:07,664 --> 01:13:10,101
♪ I made a list
of all the things I would... ♪
1222
01:13:11,668 --> 01:13:13,804
♪ I thought I'd give it a try ♪
1223
01:13:13,805 --> 01:13:17,474
♪ don't push me down, don't
leave me flat on my back ♪
1224
01:13:17,475 --> 01:13:19,743
♪ you know I'm sick
and now I'm under attack ♪
1225
01:13:19,744 --> 01:13:22,746
♪ hooah, hooah ♪
1226
01:13:22,747 --> 01:13:26,183
♪ do all the things
I wish I thought of before ♪
1227
01:13:26,184 --> 01:13:30,019
♪ to many, too many nights
on the floor ♪
1228
01:13:30,020 --> 01:13:31,654
♪ took the wrong way ♪
1229
01:13:31,655 --> 01:13:34,056
♪ I got so lost, so step up ♪
1230
01:13:34,057 --> 01:13:38,662
♪ step up, step up, step up ♪
1231
01:13:38,663 --> 01:13:41,162
♪ give me one, give me two,
give me three ♪
1232
01:13:41,163 --> 01:13:43,939
♪ now, baby, give me store ♪
1233
01:13:47,939 --> 01:13:50,072
♪ baby, give me the store ♪
1234
01:13:50,073 --> 01:13:55,048
♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
1235
01:13:59,217 --> 01:14:00,187
♪ yeah! ♪
1236
01:14:03,086 --> 01:14:06,489
♪ I know your face,
I think I've seen you before ♪
1237
01:14:06,490 --> 01:14:10,025
♪ yeah, what's the difference,
I'm just looking... ♪
1238
01:14:10,026 --> 01:14:12,796
♪ Got nothing, women,
you know better than that ♪
1239
01:14:12,797 --> 01:14:15,232
♪ you ain't no diplomat ♪
1240
01:14:15,233 --> 01:14:18,667
♪ I take it slowly
for a minute or two ♪
1241
01:14:18,668 --> 01:14:21,904
♪ could take 'em all
or leave it from you ♪
1242
01:14:21,905 --> 01:14:24,008
♪ I'm always searching
for something new ♪
1243
01:14:25,008 --> 01:14:26,609
♪ so step up ♪
1244
01:14:26,610 --> 01:14:30,881
♪ step up, step up, step up ♪
1245
01:14:30,882 --> 01:14:33,183
♪ give me one, give me two,
give me three ♪
1246
01:14:33,184 --> 01:14:36,051
♪ now give me,
give me the store ♪
1247
01:14:36,052 --> 01:14:40,556
♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
1248
01:14:40,557 --> 01:14:42,826
♪ baby, give me the store ♪
1249
01:14:42,827 --> 01:14:46,962
♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
1250
01:14:46,963 --> 01:14:49,733
♪ baby, give me the store ♪
1251
01:14:49,734 --> 01:14:53,903
♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
1252
01:14:53,904 --> 01:14:56,605
♪ oh, baby, give me the store ♪
1253
01:14:56,606 --> 01:15:00,743
♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
1254
01:15:00,744 --> 01:15:04,180
♪ I'm gonna give it a try ♪
1255
01:15:04,181 --> 01:15:06,566
♪ I wanna give it a try ♪
1256
01:15:22,566 --> 01:15:23,977
♪ yeah! ♪
1257
01:15:33,977 --> 01:15:37,780
♪ Step up, step up, step up ♪
1258
01:15:37,781 --> 01:15:40,951
♪ step up, step up, step up ♪
1259
01:15:40,952 --> 01:15:45,121
♪ step up, step up, step up ♪
1260
01:15:45,122 --> 01:15:46,992
♪ give me one, give me two,
give me three ♪
1261
01:15:47,992 --> 01:15:49,296
♪ now, baby, give me the store ♪
1262
01:15:52,296 --> 01:15:53,930
♪ yeah! ♪
1263
01:16:25,930 --> 01:16:27,730
♪ Let's start off
on a high note ♪
1264
01:16:27,731 --> 01:16:29,733
♪ I'm the one who put
the "I dot" in the "I" ♪
1265
01:16:29,734 --> 01:16:31,654
♪ in the I don't take
sh... From no man no way ♪
1266
01:16:32,003 --> 01:16:33,970
♪ never gonna give
in to the no... ♪
1267
01:16:33,971 --> 01:16:35,904
♪ Oh, well, never stand still ♪
1268
01:16:35,905 --> 01:16:37,741
♪ always on my grind,
always gotta bail ♪
1269
01:16:37,742 --> 01:16:39,309
♪ always gotta elevate
and never give in ♪
1270
01:16:39,310 --> 01:16:41,069
♪ one-one-one more breath,
now let's begin ♪
1271
01:16:42,012 --> 01:16:44,847
♪ here we go, open wide,
there's my soul ♪
1272
01:16:44,848 --> 01:16:46,850
♪ it's on display
so you can touch it ♪
1273
01:16:46,851 --> 01:16:49,185
♪ I touch you back
because you love it ♪
1274
01:16:49,186 --> 01:16:52,188
♪ one, two, three,
I'm in the zone, I'm in 3d ♪
1275
01:16:52,189 --> 01:16:54,156
♪ if you can't take it,
shake and bake it ♪
1276
01:16:54,158 --> 01:16:56,760
♪ you're the cook,
life is what you make it ♪
1277
01:16:56,761 --> 01:17:00,262
♪ you're at the summer party
with them girls again ♪
1278
01:17:00,263 --> 01:17:03,299
♪ and all the in their places
are in their places ♪
1279
01:17:03,300 --> 01:17:05,835
♪ and in their faces
are lots of friends ♪
1280
01:17:05,836 --> 01:17:07,403
♪ bottles in their hands, huh ♪
1281
01:17:07,404 --> 01:17:11,041
♪ they pop in there maybe,
they pop in there ♪
1282
01:17:11,042 --> 01:17:13,109
♪ jump jump, everybody, jump ♪
1283
01:17:13,110 --> 01:17:14,978
♪ get high, get dumb,
get f... Up ♪
1284
01:17:14,979 --> 01:17:16,746
♪ throw...
Off the floor like Jordan ♪
1285
01:17:16,747 --> 01:17:18,813
♪ fly off the ground,
saying you in the orbit ♪
1286
01:17:18,814 --> 01:17:20,684
♪ so high no one can touch you ♪
1287
01:17:20,685 --> 01:17:22,318
♪ so far lady can't tell
what you're up to ♪
1288
01:17:22,319 --> 01:17:24,354
♪ throw like a slam dunk ♪
1289
01:17:24,355 --> 01:17:26,256
♪ p-p-p-arty over here, wanna
party, you can all come ♪
1290
01:17:26,257 --> 01:17:28,024
♪ they pop in there ♪
1291
01:17:28,025 --> 01:17:28,994
♪ they pop in there ♪
1292
01:17:29,994 --> 01:17:31,293
♪ they pop in there ♪
1293
01:17:31,294 --> 01:17:33,028
♪ they pop in there ♪
1294
01:17:33,029 --> 01:17:34,764
♪ I'm about to get it on,
take my breath ♪
1295
01:17:34,765 --> 01:17:36,005
♪ lace up quick, take my step ♪
1296
01:17:37,001 --> 01:17:39,269
♪ I'm here to get it done, but I
got a middle finger in the air ♪
1297
01:17:39,270 --> 01:17:40,970
♪ like oh no, oh no ♪
1298
01:17:40,971 --> 01:17:42,671
♪ h-h-he didn't do
what I think he did ♪
1299
01:17:42,672 --> 01:17:45,175
♪ oh, no, silver tongue, they be
shuffling in in old clothes ♪
1300
01:17:45,176 --> 01:17:47,077
♪ where the money at?
New angle ♪
1301
01:17:47,078 --> 01:17:49,144
♪ let's move to the...
No angel ♪
1302
01:17:49,145 --> 01:17:52,481
♪ you're at the summer party
with them girls again ♪
1303
01:17:52,482 --> 01:17:55,719
♪ and all the in their places
are in their places ♪
1304
01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:58,054
♪ and in their faces
are lots of friends ♪
1305
01:17:58,055 --> 01:17:59,956
♪ bottles in their hands, huh ♪
1306
01:17:59,957 --> 01:18:03,247
♪ they pop in there maybe,
they pop in there ♪
1307
01:18:24,248 --> 01:18:27,049
♪ love, love,
who needs it anyway? ♪
1308
01:18:27,050 --> 01:18:29,151
♪ Can you tell me, please? ♪
1309
01:18:29,153 --> 01:18:31,820
♪ I love that boy,
he's oh, so cute ♪
1310
01:18:31,821 --> 01:18:34,858
♪ but he drives me crazy ♪
1311
01:18:34,859 --> 01:18:37,460
♪ why, why do I even try? ♪
1312
01:18:37,461 --> 01:18:39,394
♪ It's a hopeless case ♪
1313
01:18:39,395 --> 01:18:42,163
♪ he sleeps all day,
he plays all night ♪
1314
01:18:42,164 --> 01:18:44,934
♪ never listens to what I say ♪
1315
01:18:44,935 --> 01:18:47,503
♪ love, love,
can't live without love ♪
1316
01:18:47,504 --> 01:18:49,972
♪ not I without my girl ♪
1317
01:18:49,973 --> 01:18:52,841
♪ she's sugar and spice
and all things nice ♪
1318
01:18:52,842 --> 01:18:55,478
♪ but she drives me crazy ♪
1319
01:18:55,479 --> 01:18:58,179
♪ why, why do I even try ♪
1320
01:18:58,180 --> 01:19:00,350
♪ when it's a hopeless case? ♪
1321
01:19:00,351 --> 01:19:03,051
♪ She works all day
and worries much ♪
1322
01:19:03,052 --> 01:19:05,954
♪ she's always getting
on my case ♪
1323
01:19:05,955 --> 01:19:11,261
♪ when I look into your eyes,
the truth is plane to see ♪
1324
01:19:11,262 --> 01:19:12,998
♪ I could never live
without you ♪
1325
01:19:13,998 --> 01:19:16,197
♪ you're the one for me ♪
1326
01:19:16,199 --> 01:19:18,003
♪ I would rather argue with you ♪
1327
01:19:19,003 --> 01:19:21,304
♪ than wake up
with someone else ♪
1328
01:19:21,305 --> 01:19:23,972
♪ 'cause when you hold me close ♪
1329
01:19:23,973 --> 01:19:26,275
♪ you take my breath away ♪
1330
01:19:26,276 --> 01:19:31,980
♪ love, love, life would be
so much easier without love ♪
1331
01:19:31,981 --> 01:19:34,383
♪ love, love, can't imagine ♪
1332
01:19:34,384 --> 01:19:36,952
♪ what such life would be worth ♪
1333
01:19:36,953 --> 01:19:39,956
♪ why, why can't you try for me ♪
1334
01:19:39,957 --> 01:19:42,391
♪ to be on time for once? ♪
1335
01:19:42,392 --> 01:19:43,994
♪ Pick the laundry
off the floor ♪
1336
01:19:44,994 --> 01:19:47,896
♪ for God sakes
put the seat down ♪
1337
01:19:47,897 --> 01:19:49,399
♪ tell me, tell me, baby ♪
1338
01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:52,836
♪ why you always need
to talk things out ♪
1339
01:19:52,837 --> 01:19:55,305
♪ life's to short to sweat
the small stuff ♪
1340
01:19:55,306 --> 01:19:57,940
♪ you're always stressing out ♪
1341
01:19:57,941 --> 01:20:03,246
♪ when I look into your eyes,
the truth is plane to see ♪
1342
01:20:03,247 --> 01:20:04,983
♪ I could never live
without you ♪
1343
01:20:05,983 --> 01:20:08,184
♪ you're the one for me ♪
1344
01:20:08,185 --> 01:20:11,019
♪ I would rather argue with you ♪
1345
01:20:11,020 --> 01:20:13,323
♪ than wake up
with someone else ♪
1346
01:20:13,324 --> 01:20:15,958
♪ 'cause when you hold me close ♪
1347
01:20:15,959 --> 01:20:18,094
♪ you take my breath away ♪
1348
01:20:18,095 --> 01:20:21,264
- ♪ when I look ♪
- ♪ when I look into your eyes ♪
1349
01:20:21,265 --> 01:20:23,384
- ♪ into your eyes ♪
- ♪ the truth is plane to see ♪
1350
01:20:24,001 --> 01:20:26,433
- ♪ cannot have ♪
- ♪ I could never live without you ♪
1351
01:20:26,434 --> 01:20:29,170
- ♪ but realize ♪
- ♪ you're the one for me ♪
1352
01:20:29,171 --> 01:20:31,908
- ♪ you're the only ♪
- ♪ I would rather argue with you ♪
1353
01:20:31,909 --> 01:20:34,277
- ♪ one for me ♪
- ♪ than wake up with someone else ♪
1354
01:20:34,278 --> 01:20:36,645
- ♪ there's no one else ♪
- ♪ 'cause when you hold me close ♪
1355
01:20:36,646 --> 01:20:39,180
- ♪ in the whole world ♪
- ♪ you take my breath away ♪
1356
01:20:39,181 --> 01:20:42,659
♪ that's for me ♪
1357
01:20:49,659 --> 01:20:51,226
What can I get you?
1358
01:20:51,227 --> 01:20:52,548
I'll have
a double cheeseburger...
1359
01:20:52,997 --> 01:20:58,568
extra onions, fries,
and a diet coke.
1360
01:20:58,569 --> 01:21:01,469
I don't see a salad.
1361
01:21:01,470 --> 01:21:04,106
Could you make me one?
1362
01:21:04,107 --> 01:21:06,242
We don't have salad.
1363
01:21:06,243 --> 01:21:09,645
We just have burgers,
fries, and drinks.
1364
01:21:09,646 --> 01:21:12,448
Oh, please?
1365
01:21:12,449 --> 01:21:13,985
They do do a burger
without the bun.
1366
01:21:14,985 --> 01:21:17,386
Where they do wrap
the burger in lettuce.
1367
01:21:17,387 --> 01:21:18,587
Okay, I'll do that.
1368
01:21:18,588 --> 01:21:21,591
Oh, and dressing on the side.
1369
01:21:21,592 --> 01:21:23,125
You want, like, a hamburger...
1370
01:21:23,126 --> 01:21:24,927
cheeseburger, double?
1371
01:21:24,928 --> 01:21:28,397
Actually, just do
a grilled cheese.
1372
01:21:28,398 --> 01:21:30,934
Do a grilled cheese, and you
want it wrapped in lettuce?
1373
01:21:30,935 --> 01:21:31,735
Yes, please.
1374
01:21:32,002 --> 01:21:34,037
Okay, so grilled cheese...
1375
01:21:34,038 --> 01:21:36,972
and you said you didn't want the
bread on it but on the side?
1376
01:21:36,973 --> 01:21:38,007
Yes, thank you.
1377
01:21:38,008 --> 01:21:39,274
Do you want onions on it?
1378
01:21:39,275 --> 01:21:40,509
No onions.
1379
01:21:40,511 --> 01:21:42,444
So lettuce, tomatoes only.
1380
01:21:42,445 --> 01:21:44,948
You want pickles
or anything else?
1381
01:21:44,949 --> 01:21:46,282
No pickles.
1382
01:21:46,283 --> 01:21:48,484
Okay, so lettuce, tomato only.
1383
01:21:48,485 --> 01:21:50,586
On that grilled cheese
protein style...
1384
01:21:50,587 --> 01:21:54,690
And you wanted the side of bread.
There you go.
1385
01:21:54,691 --> 01:21:56,591
And is that just the sandwich...
1386
01:21:56,592 --> 01:22:00,563
or would you like a drink
or French fry with that?
1387
01:22:00,564 --> 01:22:02,198
No, just the sandwich.
1388
01:22:02,199 --> 01:22:03,983
- Okay.
- Okay.97793
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