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How was work?
Long.
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- What are you doing?
- Putting odor eaters in my shoes.
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Watch out for
that table lamp. Okay.
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Now it's a floor lamp.
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That was so good
that at one point
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I actually thought
you were mad at me.
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One very, very good point.
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Yeah, that's when
I lost my filling.
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My knees have never
done that.
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- Sorry, but thank you.
- You're welcome.
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So, let's talk about
your marriage proposal.
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It's been on my to-do list
for a few days now.
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Oh, did I ask you to marry me?
Well, I love you,
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and you love me too; otherwise
you wouldn't have asked, right?
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Right.
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The things is, we've never
actually been a couple
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and usually you're a couple
before you get married.
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So, I'm just wondering
how we'd do with that.
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We'd do great.
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I mean, just ask
that lamp we broke.
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Or our neighbors.
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But I mean, besides
our sex life.
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Yeah, okay, I mean,
I guess you're right.
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I mean, the truth is,
the longest relationship
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I've ever had was...
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I didn't tell that girl
we broke up.
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I'm just wondering how we'd be
around our friends, you know?
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What side of the bed
we'd sleep on?
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Whose voice will be
on the answering machine?
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Whatever you wanna do is fine.
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See, I know how to be
a good boyfriend.
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That's not what
being together is about.
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We're supposed to argue
and then give in
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and then resent each other.
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Well, didn't you
say something about
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which friends we're
going to hang out with?
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Let's do that first.
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I think that involves drinking.
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I want a beer.
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I'm down with that.
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Mmm!
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Your filling!
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This is exciting--
our first real double date.
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What have you two been doing
since you officially hooked up?
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Oh, you guys are dirty.
I just know it.
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Well, why don't Zack and I
get us another round of drinks?
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You two look like you
need some girl talk.
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Oh, my God, from the look
on your face,
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I would say you two are
really enjoying yourselves.
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I knocked out his filling.
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I knocked off
Nick's adult braces.
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Us Chase sisters
will rough you up.
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I know, and it's so exciting
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we get to do all this fun,
couple stuff together.
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And look at them--
they're really bonding.
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Oh, no, I'd never
go surfing.
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The ocean is crawling
with bacteria.
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It's the final resting place
of all human waste.
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Yeah, I go surfing
almost every morning,
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I haven't gotten sick once.
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Oh, you will, Zack.
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And it's likely to be an
antibiotic-resistant bacteria.
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And then that'll be
all she wrote.
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This is great.
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'Cause frankly, I was worried
about how all this was gonna go.
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What are you worried about?
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You two are adorable.
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Oh, before I forget,
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how much weight have you gained?
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It's for a game
for your baby shower,
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"Guess How Much Weight
Billie Gained."
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I was thinking...
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Okay, first, can we
not play that game?
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And second, can we make it
a co-ed shower?
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'Cause I want Zack to be there.
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What's the point of having
30 of my girlfriends over
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if I can't parade around
my hot boy-toy?
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Okay, I like that.
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A co-ed shower.
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It's hip. It's young.
It's modern.
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All things which
make me anxious.
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There's just one thing
that I would like in return.
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Even though you guys have
decided to wait until it's born,
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which I respect,
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I have to know the sex
of the baby.
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And I would like for you
to make it be a girl.
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So, what are you into, Nick?
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Well, I'm an engineer,
so, as a hobby,
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I'm constructing
a miniature amusement park
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made out of matchsticks and wire
and then subjecting it
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to mock earthquakes to test
for structural integrity.
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What can I say?
I'm an adrenaline junkie.
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Davis! Over here!
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Hello, one and all,
this is Kaylee.
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Kaylee, this is everyone.
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Hey, guys.
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We were here before
and I left my credit card.
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So, be right back.
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Okay.
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That's right, people: my new
girlfriend has a credit card.
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Girlfriend?
Credit card?
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When did this happen?
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While you two were shacked up
grossing out your baby.
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Yeah, I stumbled upon
a new method to pick up chicks.
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Yes?
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Do I owe you money or something?
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No, it's just, you look exactly
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like my favorite musician
of all time.
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Dave Grohl.
From Foo Fighters.
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Oh, my God, I would do
anything to meet him.
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Anything?
Yeah, anything.
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Anything?
I think so.
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Well, this just happens
to be your lucky day,
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because I am Dave Grohl's
younger brother, Davis Grohl.
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You dog.
That is awesome.
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If your new method is lying
to chicks in bars,
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I hate to tell you,
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but every man in history
has beat you to it.
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♪ I can't be anything without you. ♪
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www.addic7ed.com
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So, that was a successful
first night out, huh?
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It seemed like you and Nick
were really getting along.
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Did it?
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Because any cool, fun activity
I mentioned,
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he told me 60 ways
it could give me ball cancer.
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Well, that proves
he doesn't want
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anything bad to happen to you.
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Or your balls.
I can't take him, okay?
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It's like talking
to a warning label.
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Okay, he wants to get a dog
that can sniff out tumors.
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Well, he's my brother-in-law,
and he's part of my family.
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And the sooner you get
to know him, the better.
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Okay, I'll keep trying
with the guy.
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Thank you.
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And he really is a great guy.
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Did he tell you how he thinks
swine flu is mostly spread
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through the take-a-penny,
leave-a-penny trays?
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You know, I was the one
who came up with the name
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for the Foo Fighters.
Yeah, we were all hanging out,
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jamming, smoking weed,
and drinking beers.
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Wow, but weren't
you like, seven?
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Baby, I grew up around all that.
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Hey there, Davis.
Oh, hi.
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I just stopped off to get
that list of Zack's friends
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to invite to the baby shower.
Oh, yeah, listen, my brother,
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Dave Grohl, may not
be able to make it.
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What are you...?
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Oh... Well, tell Dave Grohl
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I need my salad spinner back.
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I am so bummed.
I know.
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Well, all right,
I'm gonna stop by my place
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and get a fresh pair
of underwear before work.
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You must work at a fancy place.
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Oh, here's the list
of all the food we need.
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How much of a discount
can you get?
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Well, if the right manager
is working, 100%.
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Hey, thanks for not blowing
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my Dave Grohl act
with Kaylee.
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Oh, please, I love deception.
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Like how I pretend I'm foreign
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when a tourist
asks me for directions.
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Pah pah, pagow!
Pah pah, pagow!
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Master.
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Hey, how was the surf?
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Was it gnarly?
Flaky? Spicoli?
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I don't know what
I'm talking about.
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It was transformative.
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You know, I've spent my whole
life afraid of the ocean.
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But I actually got up on
my board for ten seconds
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before I ate it.
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Next time we're gonna
try it in the water.
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And I loved riding in your van.
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You know, I felt
like a trucker, you know,
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out on the open road,
all hopped up on pills.
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Maybe next time
I could take the wheel?
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Yeah, it's a stick shift,
though, so...
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Oh, cool, then
you can take me
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to the mall parking lot
and teach me.
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That was brutal.
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He refused to even pee in the ocean.
Or at a gas station. Or at a supermarket.
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I had to take him
to a hospital.
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Which hospital?
He's very picky about that.
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Yes, I know. It had
to be one on his plan.
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To use the bathroom?
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Well, he figured
while he was there,
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he would get a throat culture.
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Look, if I have to go
surfing with Nick again,
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there's a slight chance
I might drown him.
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In sand, if necessary.
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Keep trying.
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Please?
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I'll do that thing you love.
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The dishes?
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Yeah, and then we'll have sex.
Ooh, it feels so much better
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to get that salt water
off my face.
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I thought he didn't
go in the water.
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It's from the crying.
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Well, yesterday was a hit.
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Our guys mixing it up.
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Surfing, some male bonding,
a trip to the hospital.
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Oh, Nick felt like
he'd found a friend for life.
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For life? Really?
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Wasn't Zack jazzed as well?
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Tell me everything he said.
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Well, you know, it's a process.
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I mean, it's hard
for an experienced surfer
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to go with someone
who won't go near the water,
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and still insists
on wearing floaties.
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Well, what did he say?
Tell me exactly what he said.
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Nothing.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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If a relationship starts at ten,
it has nowhere to go to, right?
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Well, where did Zack think
it started?
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Three?
Three?!
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Abby, you know how Nick can be.
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You mean loving
and a good lover?
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Did you explain that to Zack?
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No, how in the world
would that have come up?
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So, you didn't defend him
at all.
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Well, he is a quirky fellow,
Abby.
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Oh, you mean like Zack doesn't
have a checking account quirky?
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No, like he has to use gloves
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to pick out melons
at the supermarket quirky.
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Those melons are
from South America!
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You know what?
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If Zack doesn't like my husband,
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then I don't like Zack.
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And I don't like
throwing baby showers
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for people that I don't like.
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So, if I were you,
I would dip into my 401
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and buy my own damn stroller!
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But, Abby, I wasn't...
Pah pah, pagow!
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Thank you so much for the sandwich
and the blue cheese stuffed olives.
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I'm so pissed off
at my sister right now
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even the baby's making a fist.
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What did Abby do?
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She blamed you for not
getting along with Nick.
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And how did she know
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I didn't get along with Nick?
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She was very perceptive
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in understanding the words
that came out of my mouth.
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Well, now I feel like crap.
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We're trying to see how we do
as a couple in the world,
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and I screwed things up.
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It's not you. You're adorable.
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Everybody has trouble with Nick.
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Except doctors and pharmacists--
those are his peeps.
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James, when we were going out,
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00:12:17,815 --> 00:12:19,482
you had a hard time getting
along with Nick, right?
250
00:12:19,483 --> 00:12:21,951
Yeah, at first,
but I worked out a system.
251
00:12:21,952 --> 00:12:23,920
Hey, buddy.
252
00:12:23,921 --> 00:12:26,956
What exciting high jinks
have you been up to, hmm?
253
00:12:26,957 --> 00:12:28,991
Well, I was hanging out
with this friend of mine
254
00:12:28,992 --> 00:12:30,726
who just got back
from the Congo.
255
00:12:30,727 --> 00:12:32,863
Didn't get any of his shots
and now his eyes...
256
00:12:34,265 --> 00:12:35,966
...are bleeding a little.
257
00:12:38,035 --> 00:12:40,604
Anyway, I was with him
all day yesterday.
258
00:12:44,308 --> 00:12:45,608
Well, that proves it.
259
00:12:45,609 --> 00:12:47,544
Nick is universally
annoying.
260
00:12:47,545 --> 00:12:49,746
Yeah, it's a close call
between Nick, paper cuts,
261
00:12:49,747 --> 00:12:51,748
and elevator music.
262
00:12:51,749 --> 00:12:53,917
And there's lots of other people
to hang out with.
263
00:12:53,918 --> 00:12:56,186
Tons. Like...
264
00:12:56,187 --> 00:12:57,888
Davis and Kaylee?
265
00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:00,925
Well, Billie, I don't believe
you've ever had dinner
266
00:13:00,926 --> 00:13:02,859
at Chez Davis,
267
00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:05,862
where you sit on le floor
268
00:13:05,863 --> 00:13:08,999
and eat off le paper plates.
269
00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:12,102
Ah, the timer.
270
00:13:12,103 --> 00:13:14,471
That means the bread
is gently warmed.
271
00:13:14,472 --> 00:13:17,174
Assuming I didn't forget
to put it in the oven.
272
00:13:18,509 --> 00:13:20,811
Let's get to the bottom
of this.
273
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,414
You're gigantic.
274
00:13:30,087 --> 00:13:33,857
Do you ever wear a tube top
around just for fun?
275
00:13:35,626 --> 00:13:38,061
Kaylee, what do you do
for a living?
276
00:13:38,062 --> 00:13:40,196
Well, once I meet Dave Grohl,
277
00:13:40,197 --> 00:13:42,166
I'm going to design
T-shirts for him
278
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:45,102
because I'm going to learn
how to do that. And...
279
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:48,171
...lots of people
are going to see them
280
00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:51,741
and buy them and I'm going
to make a million dollars.
281
00:13:52,742 --> 00:13:55,444
You really went all out
for this dinner party.
282
00:13:55,445 --> 00:13:57,245
And it seems like those
two are getting along,
283
00:13:57,246 --> 00:13:58,780
which is good, 'cause
Billie's all into
284
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how we blah-blah-blah
as a couple.
285
00:14:00,649 --> 00:14:02,517
DAVIS:
I know, man.
286
00:14:02,518 --> 00:14:03,651
Kaylee's the best.
287
00:14:03,652 --> 00:14:05,452
I mean, I can really see
myself being with her
288
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,121
for as long as I can keep
making her believe
289
00:14:07,122 --> 00:14:09,190
I'm Dave Grohl's brother.
290
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,094
Kaylee, I just need
to ask you something,
291
00:14:13,095 --> 00:14:16,064
because Davis is my friend,
and I think he really likes you.
292
00:14:16,065 --> 00:14:19,300
Do you like anything else
about him?
293
00:14:19,301 --> 00:14:21,436
Besides the whole
Dave Grohl thing?
294
00:14:21,437 --> 00:14:23,739
He's a really nice guy,
295
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:24,706
and he's got
296
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dark hair and a beard,
297
00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:29,978
and he plays guitar
and millions of women love him.
298
00:14:30,814 --> 00:14:33,916
No, that's Dave Grohl.
299
00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:36,585
Oh.
300
00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:38,154
Then, not really.
301
00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:42,826
Um...
302
00:14:42,827 --> 00:14:45,295
did this fact ever occur to you,
303
00:14:45,296 --> 00:14:48,331
that Davis' name is Davis
304
00:14:48,332 --> 00:14:51,401
and Dave Grohl's name is David?
305
00:14:51,402 --> 00:14:53,836
This is so great,
306
00:14:53,837 --> 00:14:57,239
hearing all these
Grohl family stories.
307
00:15:00,576 --> 00:15:02,577
Does that sound real to you?
308
00:15:03,345 --> 00:15:04,512
Does that sound like something
309
00:15:04,513 --> 00:15:07,282
that would happen
to a real person?
310
00:15:08,084 --> 00:15:11,086
So, what are you two
talking about?
311
00:15:11,087 --> 00:15:14,290
She's saying that you're not
really Dave Grohl's brother.
312
00:15:17,795 --> 00:15:20,330
What did you do?
313
00:15:23,101 --> 00:15:25,836
Well, you blew
that evening.
314
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,838
What do you want from me?
315
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,106
I'm a pregnant woman,
316
00:15:29,107 --> 00:15:30,641
sitting on the floor
eating burnt toast,
317
00:15:30,642 --> 00:15:34,377
helping your friend scam
a future stalker of Dave Grohl.
318
00:15:34,378 --> 00:15:36,979
Well, we're kinda running out
of couples.
319
00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:40,016
I know. It should've been like
shooting fish in a barrel.
320
00:15:40,017 --> 00:15:42,651
We struck out with people
predisposed to like us.
321
00:15:42,652 --> 00:15:44,387
Yeah.
And the worst part
322
00:15:44,388 --> 00:15:47,223
is sitting on that cushion
aggravated my sciatica.
323
00:15:47,224 --> 00:15:49,826
I don't think
I can have sex tonight.
324
00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:50,961
That's okay.
325
00:15:50,962 --> 00:15:52,396
I was going to ask you
for a night off anyway
326
00:15:52,397 --> 00:15:54,298
'cause my tooth is killing me.
327
00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:58,837
So, Saturday, I thought
we could go to the zoo.
328
00:15:58,838 --> 00:16:01,139
And then that afternoon
have tea with your mother,
329
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,873
and then that night
stay in the house
330
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,109
and figure out what to do
with all these damn napkins
331
00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:07,010
I ordered for the
baby shower!
332
00:16:07,011 --> 00:16:09,179
Honey, why don't you
just go to her?
333
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:11,081
That would be admitting
that you're weird.
334
00:16:11,082 --> 00:16:12,348
Come on, Abby.
335
00:16:12,349 --> 00:16:15,084
How would you describe all
my crazy obsessive stuff?
336
00:16:15,085 --> 00:16:16,352
Don't you find it peculiar
337
00:16:16,353 --> 00:16:19,355
that I smell my ChapStick
before I put it on?
338
00:16:19,356 --> 00:16:21,357
That I count my teeth
every night?
339
00:16:21,358 --> 00:16:23,926
That I get all panicky
when it snows?
340
00:16:23,927 --> 00:16:25,427
Or when it rains.
341
00:16:25,428 --> 00:16:27,162
Or when it's really sunny.
342
00:16:28,765 --> 00:16:31,433
No, I find all those things
adorable.
343
00:16:31,434 --> 00:16:33,501
And I think it's great
that you defended me,
344
00:16:35,438 --> 00:16:38,474
I'm an acquired taste,
like herring
345
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,743
or the music
of David Hasselhoff.
346
00:16:41,846 --> 00:16:43,580
Zack will come around.
347
00:16:43,581 --> 00:16:44,781
Are you just saying this
348
00:16:44,782 --> 00:16:47,117
because I can't get a refund
on these napkins?
349
00:16:47,118 --> 00:16:49,219
Partially.
350
00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:52,088
But mostly I'm saying this
because I love you
351
00:16:52,089 --> 00:16:55,291
and Billie's your sister and
Zack is the father of my nephew.
352
00:16:55,292 --> 00:16:56,793
Or niece. You mean niece.
353
00:16:56,794 --> 00:16:57,693
Niece, niece.
354
00:16:57,694 --> 00:17:00,529
I love you.
355
00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:04,866
Thank God.
356
00:17:11,141 --> 00:17:13,142
Abby, what are you doing here?
357
00:17:13,143 --> 00:17:15,277
Oh, my God, who cares?
I'm so sorry.
358
00:17:15,278 --> 00:17:17,246
Me, too.
359
00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:19,248
You're on my foot.
360
00:17:19,249 --> 00:17:20,883
And you're pregnant.
Oh!
361
00:17:20,884 --> 00:17:22,885
I'm sorry.
362
00:17:22,886 --> 00:17:25,154
Look, I'm anxious
363
00:17:25,155 --> 00:17:28,023
about me and Zack
and what it all means
364
00:17:28,024 --> 00:17:30,359
and I took that out
on you and Nick.
365
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,361
Well, it wasn't all you.
366
00:17:32,362 --> 00:17:34,396
Nick is weird.
367
00:17:34,397 --> 00:17:35,598
No, don't say that.
368
00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:36,765
I love Nick.
369
00:17:36,766 --> 00:17:38,800
Thank you, but that
doesn't change the fact
370
00:17:38,801 --> 00:17:40,802
that Nick is weird.
371
00:17:40,803 --> 00:17:43,071
And it turns me on.
372
00:17:43,072 --> 00:17:46,607
Can I ask your
honest opinion?
373
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:50,077
Do you think what Zack and I
are trying to do is ever...
374
00:17:50,078 --> 00:17:52,980
I mean, how do
Ashton and Demi do it?
375
00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:55,082
How do they find people
to hang out with?
376
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,785
Well, it helps that they're
both beautiful millionaires.
377
00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:00,221
But they never really know
378
00:18:00,222 --> 00:18:02,089
who their true friends are.
379
00:18:02,090 --> 00:18:03,791
Although, if Demi
called me right now
380
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,994
I would dump you
in a second.
381
00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:10,264
You think Zack and I
can make this work?
382
00:18:10,265 --> 00:18:13,768
I have believed in you
and Zack from the start.
383
00:18:13,769 --> 00:18:16,771
And even then, I knew
it would be difficult,
384
00:18:16,772 --> 00:18:18,773
but I still think
it's meant to be
385
00:18:18,774 --> 00:18:21,609
and nothing can talk me
out of that.
386
00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:26,448
Thank you for coming over
and saying that.
387
00:18:26,449 --> 00:18:29,284
Why are we in the hallway?
388
00:18:29,285 --> 00:18:31,286
Oh, oh, yeah.
389
00:18:31,287 --> 00:18:33,489
I know I told you that I
cancelled your shower, but...
390
00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:36,992
ALL:
Surprise!
391
00:18:40,997 --> 00:18:43,999
Oh, thanks for the gift.
392
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,335
Next time you want to be
a relative of a fake celebrity
393
00:18:46,336 --> 00:18:47,669
in order to get
into a girl's pants,
394
00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:49,539
I'll be prepared
ahead of time.
395
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:50,773
I don't know.
396
00:18:50,774 --> 00:18:52,341
These opportunities
don't come up very often.
397
00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:55,045
I don't look like
that many guys.
398
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,680
That's not true.
399
00:18:56,681 --> 00:18:59,917
You could be related to
Joaquin Phoenix at this point.
400
00:18:59,918 --> 00:19:03,687
I'd even buy you as a younger,
skinnier, hairier Baldwin.
401
00:19:04,522 --> 00:19:07,257
Okay, here's your gift.
402
00:19:09,093 --> 00:19:14,397
Oh, baby's first
Foo Fighters boxed set.
403
00:19:15,265 --> 00:19:18,701
With your face Photoshopped
on the cover.
404
00:19:19,536 --> 00:19:21,870
Thank you.
405
00:19:23,072 --> 00:19:25,875
Hey, isn't this great?
Look at all these people.
406
00:19:25,876 --> 00:19:29,244
You got my friends
and your friends. I know.
407
00:19:29,245 --> 00:19:31,280
I think maybe we worried
for nothing.
408
00:19:31,281 --> 00:19:33,283
Yeah, I even bonded
with Nick.
409
00:19:33,284 --> 00:19:35,752
I told him about how James
had been screwing with him.
410
00:19:36,454 --> 00:19:37,788
Really? I had no idea
411
00:19:37,789 --> 00:19:40,291
riding my motorcycle
would make my prostate swell
412
00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:44,362
to the size of a peach.
And that's just your prostate.
413
00:19:44,363 --> 00:19:46,597
Don't get me started
on your testicles.
414
00:19:46,598 --> 00:19:47,765
Why?
415
00:19:47,766 --> 00:19:50,000
What could happen
to my testicles?
416
00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:53,068
Boom.
417
00:19:58,241 --> 00:20:00,442
And to show
our appreciation,
418
00:20:00,443 --> 00:20:02,410
of this beautiful baby shower,
419
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:04,979
I have a special present
for you.
420
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,448
Oh, my God,
421
00:20:06,449 --> 00:20:09,518
is this the top-secret
sex-of-the-baby envelope?
422
00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:11,487
Yes. You can take a peek,
423
00:20:11,488 --> 00:20:13,555
but you have to do it
in the bedroom because I think
424
00:20:13,556 --> 00:20:14,990
your face will give away
the sex of the baby
425
00:20:14,991 --> 00:20:16,392
and I don't even want
there to be a chance
426
00:20:16,393 --> 00:20:19,062
that we'll figure
it out. Yay!
427
00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:23,667
No!
428
00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:35,044
We're having a boy!
All right!
429
00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:43,461
I feel like a real trucker.
So, that freeway overpass?
430
00:20:43,462 --> 00:20:45,963
- I designed it.
- Pretty impressive.
431
00:20:45,964 --> 00:20:47,097
Some great graffiti.
432
00:20:47,098 --> 00:20:48,832
Yeah, I know.
I go up twice a week
433
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:51,101
and try to wash it off,
but they're very persistent.
434
00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:54,570
And once I got shot at.
That was exciting.
435
00:20:54,571 --> 00:20:56,739
Did you get to go
to the hospital?
436
00:20:56,740 --> 00:20:58,140
Yes, I did.
437
00:20:58,141 --> 00:21:00,476
And there was no co-pay because
it was an emergency room visit.
438
00:21:00,477 --> 00:21:01,910
Up high!
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