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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,933 [theme music playing] 3 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,918 One, two, three below! 4 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,425 [gasps, pants] 5 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:51,718 Come on! 6 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:53,511 [grunting] 7 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,346 Wait. Hey, hey. 8 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,309 Hello? Is anyone there? 9 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,770 This isn't the least bit funny. [screams] 10 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,731 [slurps] 11 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:05,648 Ahh! 12 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,779 Okay, mug. We're only gonna do this once. Are you ready to talk? 13 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:11,863 [whimpers] 14 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:15,575 Quit your jitterbuggin', you gashouse palooka. 15 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,328 We can either do this the hard way-- 16 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:21,039 -Or the very hard way. -What? 17 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:24,292 No one messes with our children without messing with us first. 18 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:27,212 -So, what'll it be? -Before I answer that, um-- 19 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:30,590 Stand aside, you glorified washing machines, 20 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:33,259 and leave the torture to a professional. 21 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:34,803 -That was fun. -Gotta jet. 22 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,262 -[both laughing] -[growls] 23 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:37,388 Taco merchant, 24 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:40,809 you will tell us why you were spying on Varvatos' charges, 25 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,603 or Varvatos will feed you your eyes! 26 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:44,771 I-- I told you-- 27 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:49,609 And hang you from a noose made of your own intestines! 28 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,528 That's a colorful threat, isn't it? 29 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,697 We should never have taken him back home with us. [sniffs] 30 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,659 Ugh! What is that horrendous stench? 31 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,619 Must be the smell of fear, 32 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:04,541 as Varvatos was about to introduce this menace to the art of torture! 33 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,626 You don't have to torture me at all. 34 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:08,878 I come in peace and all that jazz. 35 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:09,963 [Varvatos growls] 36 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:11,965 Jazz? Now you have my interest. 37 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,926 The name is Stuart. I'm a huge fan! 38 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:17,512 -I'm a-- I'm a huge fan. -A fan. You create wind? 39 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:20,223 Only after one or two burritos. [snorts] 40 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:23,059 Seriously, I follow all the great royal houses of the galaxy, 41 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,145 but House Tarron of Akiridion-5? 42 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:29,232 O-M-Gorbon. I mean, pure class. 43 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:34,195 Princess Aja, you're like the coolest, bravest, most butt-kickingest teenager 44 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:37,240 this side of the known universe. And Prince Krel... 45 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,200 Tech whiz extraordinaire! 46 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:43,121 -I wanna be you when I mentally grow up. -I am now King-in-waiting. 47 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:45,123 I can't believe I'm in the royal kitchen. 48 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:47,750 So, uh, what are you doing here? 49 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:51,129 General Morando led a coup, and we were forced to flee for our lives. 50 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:54,966 We're supposed to be asking him the questions! 51 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:56,384 Royals in exile? 52 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:59,137 Of course! Everything makes much more sense now. 53 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:02,682 I mean, if it makes you feel any better, I didn't choose to come here either. 54 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:04,934 -Crash landed, actually. -[Luug barks, snarls] 55 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,770 [snarls] 56 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:11,149 Originally, I'm from Durio. 57 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:13,902 The stinkiest planet in the universe! 58 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:16,529 That would explain the malodorous odor. 59 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,448 Ugh! I thought it was a Luug fart. 60 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,992 Hey! I'm very sensitive about that. 61 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:24,037 But, trust me, you're gonna love Earth, yeah. 62 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,664 You've got cheese fries, and monster truck rallies, 63 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,750 and, oh, flash mobs. 64 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,293 I want all of it. 65 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,628 Enough prattle. 66 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,130 -Prepare for agony! -[whimpers] 67 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,173 What? 68 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,091 [Aja] Our refrigerator is running. 69 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:38,593 Jeez. Is this place up to code? 70 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:40,386 Seklos and Gaylen. 71 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,347 [Krel grunts] Skeltegs? 72 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:45,308 [Mother] We seem to have developed a skelteg infestation. 73 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:48,228 -[Krel] Seem to? -How did these get aboard the ship? 74 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,356 -[Krel] This is your fault. -Don't even start. 75 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,900 You're the one obsessed with skelteg fighting! 76 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:56,861 On Akiridion-5. It's easy money. 77 00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:58,071 [barking] 78 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:00,323 [Aja] They probably stowed away when we left. 79 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,660 -[grunts] -[Stuart chuckles] 80 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,329 -This is horrible. -How are there so many? 81 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,414 [Stuart] You have a house full of electronics 82 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:11,376 and creatures that feed on them, and breed! 83 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:13,002 You'd better hope they don't nest! 84 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,088 [Mother] Interior camouflage diminishing. 85 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:18,049 What's the status of our exterior camouflage? 86 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:18,967 [Mother] Failing. 87 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,677 It will only be a matter of time 88 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,972 before you are exposed to the entire neighborhood. 89 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:27,976 Kleb-tastic! Your skelteg obsession is going to out our secret 90 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,477 to everyone on this dump heap. 91 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:33,106 -Don't make me dump heap you, Krel! -That didn't even make sense. 92 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:34,691 Don't worry, A-fivers. 93 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:37,026 Stuart can turn those frowns upside down. 94 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:37,944 [grunts] 95 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:39,070 [Aja] Uh... 96 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,406 It just means I can make you happy. [grunts] 97 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,616 Untie me, please! 98 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:48,371 [grunts, pants] 99 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,250 -No! -Mama! Papa! 100 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,585 -We should hurry! -I'll hold them back! 101 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,256 [Morando] Stop them! 102 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,259 [gasps, pants] 103 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,596 [grunting] 104 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:10,685 Don't move. You've taken quite a hit. 105 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:12,687 -I should be-- -[Morando] Dead? 106 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,732 -[grunting] -[monitor beeps] 107 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:18,276 I would've killed you if I wanted to. 108 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:21,279 You should thank your king for sparing your life. 109 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:24,782 My king is gone. You destroyed him. 110 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:29,203 A fate that can be easily arranged for you as well, 111 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:31,831 unless you were to join me 112 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:35,084 as the new Commander of the Taylon Phalanx. 113 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,046 You only want me in command of the Taylon 114 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:40,256 in order to bring them into line. 115 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,842 If I obey you, so will they. 116 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:44,177 Exactly. 117 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,805 Akiridion-5 has changed while you were asleep. 118 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:51,267 The prince and princess will soon be dead, 119 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,729 executed at the hands of the Hunter's Guild. 120 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:57,523 This isn't a request. 121 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:02,236 You will join me, or you will join them in death. 122 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:06,157 [grunting] 123 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,579 [humming] Oh! 124 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:12,580 Here we go. 125 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,249 Ah! Here we go. Oh! 126 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:19,837 [bell jingles] 127 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,923 Bienvenidos. Bienvenue. 128 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:27,011 Welcome to Stuart's Wonderful World of Electronica. 129 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,763 [Aja] I thought you sold burritos. 130 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:32,308 Yeah, and used electronics, and, uh, graphic tees. 131 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,770 "Objects in T-shirts are thinner than they appear." [chuckles] One of mine. 132 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:37,772 I'm also a notary and justice of the peace. 133 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:42,110 I've been here on Earth for 30 years. I've had lots of time to reinvent myself. 134 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:44,320 That's the wonderful thing about Earth. 135 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,863 You can be whoever you wanna be. 136 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:48,574 Except someone who can get off this planet, apparently. 137 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,535 Did you choose this human form? 138 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:52,412 Why? [chuckles] Don't you like it? 139 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:56,290 I know it's a little more primitive than your transduction chambers, I admit, 140 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:59,627 but I devised this tech myself out of some enriched plutonium 141 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:02,213 and parts I scrounged from an '86 Pinto. 142 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:04,340 Where is this solution you promised? 143 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,884 We have skeltegs turning our ship into-- 144 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,345 A Vegas buffet. Yeah, I know. 145 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,555 Hang on, looking. 146 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:11,889 Where's that, um-- 147 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:14,684 I should really start alphabetizing things, shouldn't I? 148 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:18,062 "Screwing in a light bulb. Step one: find a friend." 149 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:21,107 [echoing] How many humans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 150 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:25,403 Ooh! Ah! 151 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,197 [Krel] "Setting up a remote control." 152 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,450 -[Luug barks] -[Krel] "Setting up a hair dryer. 153 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,367 Setting up a..." 154 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,579 Stuart, you have a daxial array? 155 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:37,290 Yeah, yeah, sure. It's right behind you, yeah. 156 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:40,084 And I should tell you. I've got a unicorn in the basement. 157 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:42,920 A unicorn? We have to see that unicorn. 158 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,755 No, no. There's no unicorn. 159 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,215 It's a figure of speech. 160 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,342 It means I'm lucky to even have a manual. 161 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:51,262 You won't find a daxial-anything on Earth. 162 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:52,388 So what's this, then? 163 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,598 -[man yodeling] 164 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:55,975 -[Luug whimpers] -[Varvatos groans] 165 00:07:56,058 --> 00:08:00,188 That cacophonous rot is assaulting Varvatos' ears! 166 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,982 Fascinating! A musical box. 167 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:05,067 It's called a "boom box." 168 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:08,821 Nah, it's not exactly the portable music that the kids are into these days, 169 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,698 but, uh, you want it? It's on me. 170 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:12,658 No, it's in Krel's hands. 171 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,368 I mean, it's on the house. 172 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:15,661 But this isn't a house. 173 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,247 It's free, all right? I'm just saying it's free. 174 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:21,501 -Peculiar frequencies. -[Stuart chuckles] Ta-da! 175 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,836 Spitting image of the skelteg's natural predator, 176 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,839 the long-trunked hamfisk! 177 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,342 This'll clear up the infestation yippee-skippee! 178 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:32,803 Hmm. You two will be late for academic prison. 179 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:36,766 And worry not. This gloober shall help Varvatos fix the ship. 180 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,935 -[Stuart] My boy. My little-- -[barks] 181 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:43,648 Assuming Varvatos can find the manual to shut his snout. 182 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:49,737 [music playing on boom box] 183 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:52,698 Why are you bothering with that thing? 184 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:53,991 It's pretty cool, right? 185 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,618 Sure. Back in the '80s. 186 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,161 Girl, you rule! 187 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:00,164 I turned down being queen, actually. 188 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:04,460 Aja! I posted your epic Steve take-down on my Facespace, 189 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,462 and it went super viral. 190 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,674 Now the whole school is, like, obsessed with you! 191 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:11,425 Because I hurt someone? 192 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:15,596 Not just someone. Steve Palchuk. Not that we condone violence, though. 193 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,516 I would have done the same if I'd had my serrator. 194 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,768 Ugh. Nice boom box, Kevin. 195 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:21,852 My name is Krel. 196 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,813 You should stick with Darci and me. 197 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,982 I'm kinda the queen bee around here. 198 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,400 You can be a princess. 199 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:30,194 Technically, I was Spring Fling Queen. 200 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:33,447 No, no, no, no. I don't want to be a princess on any planet. 201 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,032 Wait! Ugh! 202 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:38,619 Not wanting to be cool is so cool! 203 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:42,373 [trills] 204 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:43,457 [grunts] 205 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,335 Tell me something, barfbag. 206 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,795 Is your sister seeing anybody? 207 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:50,590 She can see everybody. Her vision is excellent. 208 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:53,134 No, I mean... [groans] Forget it! 209 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,386 -[grunting] -Huh. 210 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:56,637 [Palchuk] Forget it! 211 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,898 [grunts, whimpers] 212 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,901 Forty-five seconds. And start. [grunts] 213 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:11,986 [electricity crackles] 214 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,779 What? Dodge! 215 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,656 [gasping] 216 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,577 [gasping continues] 217 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,080 Gah! Still cold in the middle! 218 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:27,251 [panting] 219 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:30,546 I know you're weak, but we need to go now. 220 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,090 -Who are you? -My name is Izita. 221 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,842 -I'm with the Resistance. -The Resistance? 222 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:35,885 Come with me. 223 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,387 [groaning] 224 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,097 An uprising has been forming. 225 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:45,686 Citizens of Akiridion, men and women, prepared to do whatever it takes 226 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,564 to restore House Tarron to the Akiridion throne. 227 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,025 You heard Morando. They're as good as dead. 228 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:52,318 Lies. 229 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:55,529 Never trust Morando. 230 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:58,282 The royal heirs can evade his hunters. 231 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:01,118 -I have to believe that. -During Morando's attack, 232 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,829 Princess Aja saved my child's life. 233 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,082 I'm forever indebted to House Tarron. 234 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:09,126 [whimpers] 235 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:12,880 For the royals. 236 00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:15,341 There's a rebel base just outside the Adronis Quadrant. 237 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:16,509 He'll take you there. 238 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:19,011 No. I mean, I can't leave. 239 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:22,098 Please. The Resistance needs you, Lieutenant. 240 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:25,351 I know. Which is why I need to stay behind. 241 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:29,730 Take this. The ring will signal you as a member of the Resistance. 242 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:31,649 Trust me. 243 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,985 [man over PA] ...transports must provide export managing confirmation 244 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,237 prior to disembarkment. 245 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,949 Okay, class. The test is about to begin. 246 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,868 -Finished. -Calculators out, my little parabolas. 247 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,161 Oh, kleb. 248 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,622 Ms. Janeth, I think someone's dog 249 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,165 -ate my calculator. -[gasps] 250 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:49,667 The electronics! 251 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,836 Mr. Tarron, remain in your seat! 252 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:53,838 I mean, uh... 253 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:57,049 You depend on calculators far too much. Phones, too. 254 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,261 [boy] What about yours? 255 00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,722 -You're always on these things. -Hey, my phone! 256 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,141 -Less emojis, more emotion. -[gasps] I need that! 257 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:09,061 -Less texting. More talking! -Don't read my texts, new kid. 258 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:10,771 [all screaming] 259 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,940 Ew! Flying cockroaches! 260 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:16,569 Last week, the teachers' coffee got spiked, and now this? 261 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,282 -Krel, they followed us to school. -Obviously. 262 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,701 Why do you think I'm confiscating their food supply? 263 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:27,705 He passes to Palchuk. Steve shoots, Steve-- [grunts] 264 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,082 Foul! Hey, Aja. 265 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,041 [screams] 266 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:31,959 [Krel] Get down! 267 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,836 [Palchuk whimpering] 268 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,880 They're multiplying! [screams] 269 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,632 We need to stop this before the whole school gets colonized. 270 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,551 Would that really be the worst thing? 271 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,595 -Krel! -Just remember, sister, 272 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,513 you're the one who brought them here! 273 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,682 Aja, did you really do this? 274 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,768 Finally, you made a mistake! 275 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,353 [Uhl over PA] Ah, attention, students and faculty. 276 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:56,233 Due to unexpected circumstances, classes are canceled! 277 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,278 -Yes! Aja, you just saved my butt. -[cheering] 278 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,113 I was gonna fail that quiz. 279 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:04,366 Oh, man! She even makes infestations look cool. [grunts] 280 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:07,328 -My glasses! -You literally cannot lose! 281 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,289 Oh, I think we are about to lose. 282 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:11,499 Big-time. 283 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:15,294 -The skeltegs found the power generator. -[touch tones beeping] 284 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,213 -What are you doing? -Calling Vex for help 285 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,964 before my phone gets eaten. 286 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,716 [ringing] 287 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,095 I've almost got them. 288 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,472 Glorious! 289 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:30,142 Expel these skeltegs to your balloon of death! 290 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:34,563 Well, it's more of a simulated "tum-tum," if you will. 291 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,649 The hamfisk, it has an expansive stomach. 292 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:40,110 It's perfect for storing mass quantities of creepy crawlies. 293 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:43,948 [Mother] The ship's reserve power is waning. 294 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,909 All right, taco merchant, what do we do next? 295 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,786 -Next? -The hamfisk! 296 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,831 What does it do to destroy these vermin for good? 297 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:55,417 Yes, I saw an interplanetary nature documentary about them once. 298 00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:58,671 I believe it waded into the ocean 299 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:01,632 and, unable to swim, it simply died. 300 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:05,886 Idiocy! Choose your manner of death, you pungent snobglob! 301 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:10,057 Or you could wait to vanquish me. [chuckles] 302 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:13,310 I'll have these skeltegs skedaddled in a jiff-pop-n'-skip. 303 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,230 Varvatos does not know what a "skip" is, 304 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:19,942 but he will destroy you if you don't make good on your vow! 305 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,528 [Mother] Exterior camouflage unsupported. 306 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,867 Choose your weapon. 307 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,536 Finally. Some use for these knowledge bricks. 308 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:33,080 And whatever this is. 309 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:36,083 It better work before Arcadia gets wiped off the map. 310 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,877 Again, not the worst thing. 311 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:42,840 [scuttling] 312 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,509 [scuttles, squeaks] 313 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:49,972 They must be in the ventilation system, looking for a place to nest. 314 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:54,894 -[Krel yells] -[Palchuk grunts] 315 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,061 What are you doing here? 316 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,689 You didn't actually think you could slay these tiny dragons 317 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:01,859 without the power of the Palchuk, did you? 318 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:02,818 In fact, we did. 319 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,696 Not to brag, but, uh, my career prediction test said 320 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,490 that I'd make an awesome exterminator. 321 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,492 Scepter. My scepter! 322 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:14,955 Uh, you might wanna trade me for this bat. Bats are great for battling bugs. 323 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,790 Yeah, just give it to me. 324 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,793 [gasps] We'll never be apart again. I love you. 325 00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:25,549 King Palchuk! I'm back, baby! Whoo! 326 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:30,262 I think the oaf with the golden hair favors me above other humans. 327 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,306 But you kicked him in the face. 328 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:34,892 Human boys are peculiar. 329 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:39,980 [Palchuk] Uh... 330 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,482 Guys? 331 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,818 [Aja] Mary, what are you doing here? 332 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,988 Duh! Filming a video worth millions of views. 333 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,573 #Ew-Gross-Ew. 334 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,201 No sudden movements-- 335 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,953 Hey, wanna take a selfie? 336 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,038 -[screams] -[squeaking] 337 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,624 -[skelteg shrieks] -These books are very useful. 338 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,710 Uh, these things aren't poisonous, right? Right? 339 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,796 I don't know. There's probably an antidote. 340 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:06,966 -Like, uh, vinegar or true love's kiss. -[gasps] 341 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,051 Just spit-balling, you know? 342 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,803 [scuttling] 343 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,682 It seems we found the nest. 344 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,768 [Krel] Or the nest has found us. 345 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,104 I think you're going to need this. 346 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,357 -[screaming] -[Krel] Great Gaylen! 347 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,858 There's too many of them! 348 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,735 You're not on today's menu! 349 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,654 Bow to the king! 350 00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:31,949 [screams] No! Not my scepter! Don't pull my finger! 351 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,951 [grunting] 352 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,913 [loud ringtone playing] 353 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,500 Hey, Claire-bear, what's up? 354 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,168 Play that horrible sound again. 355 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,628 Huh? My ringtone? 356 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,255 Call you back. Love you. Mean it. 357 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,090 [loud ringtone playing] 358 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,759 The frequency of the Earth music kills them. 359 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,053 [both grunt] 360 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,680 Where are you going? 361 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,057 -[Krel] To get more music! -[grunts] 362 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:03,939 -[gasps] They've been inside. -So you brought them to school? 363 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:08,318 -After you brought them to Earth! -Just fix the box of boom, little brother! 364 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,572 [grunting] 365 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:12,990 [grunts] 366 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,199 [barks] 367 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,993 [grunting] 368 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:19,121 [Mother] My interior functions are limited. 369 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,420 Your sucking weapon is nearly at capacity. 370 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:31,091 Luug, unleash your intestinal fury! 371 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,260 [yelling] 372 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,137 [grunts] 373 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:36,930 I'll be needing this. 374 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:40,267 Once I connect this balloon to the mothership's power source, 375 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:43,228 these suckers are gonna get fried. 376 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,773 Commander Vex, route all available power. 377 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,692 I'm talking nuclear, thermal, Akiridion-kinetic, 378 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:49,902 to the main port! 379 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:53,697 Mother, do as he says. Re-route all power. [grunts] 380 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:58,494 We're gonna feed these beasties a meal they'll never forget! [cackles] 381 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,538 If we die, Varvatos will kill you. 382 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,998 [loud ringtone playing] 383 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,042 [grunting] Ha! 384 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,710 [laughing] 385 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,879 -Ha! -[whimpers] 386 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,047 -[phone beeps] -[gasps] 387 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,882 Ah! I'm out of juice! 388 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,676 Don't worry, I'm locked and loaded. 389 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,137 [soft ringtone playing] 390 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,138 Uh... 391 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,765 Nothing's happening, Steve. 392 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,059 -[sighs] -[buttons clicking] 393 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,727 -[gasps] Yes! -Nice, Krel! 394 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,355 -[man yodeling] -[skeltegs shriek] 395 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,901 [rock music playing] 396 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,196 Another use for human music! 397 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,533 [hip-hop music playing] 398 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,502 -[soft ringtone playing] -[whimpers] 399 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:51,046 This music is worse than the bugs. 400 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,089 [Palchuk chuckles] 401 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,509 [bass thumping] 402 00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,555 [hip-hop music continues] 403 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,140 How about picking up the beat? 404 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,726 [techno music playing] 405 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,274 Ugh! 406 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,067 Should we bring this thing back home, 407 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,486 or do you think Stuart has things under control? 408 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,655 -We should go. -Definitely go! 409 00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:19,283 [Mother] Full power ready. 410 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:24,329 For... the... royals! 411 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,123 Please let this work. 412 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,416 [grunts] 413 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,669 -[powers down] -Hmm. 414 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:34,089 -[explosion] -[Stuart grunting] 415 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:35,841 [wheezing] 416 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,342 [creaking] 417 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,343 Um... 418 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,096 Well, that didn't work as expected, or at all. 419 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:45,976 Varvatos will punish your failure with glorious death! 420 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:46,977 [Krel] Incoming! 421 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,229 [techno music playing] 422 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,356 [Stuart] Is that my boom box? 423 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,028 It's so beautiful! 424 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,909 [groans] It went in my mouth! 425 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:06,205 Come to think of it, the hamfisk is known for releasing a high-pitched belch 426 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,832 in order to stun and kill its food. 427 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:13,462 -Good call, Your Highnesses. -You, sir, are a fool indeed, 428 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,506 but your intentions are true. 429 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,760 That's the nicest thing anybody's said to me today, to be honest. 430 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,012 Let's have a nice group hug, yeah? Come on, guys. 431 00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,722 -Not for me. -[Aja] It's quite all right. 432 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:25,641 -We can work up to that. -[barking] 433 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:34,316 For too long, we have been ruled by weak and feckless leaders 434 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:39,655 who promised peace but left us unprepared for war. 435 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:43,367 In the name of the king and queen! [grunts] 436 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,787 -No! No! -[Morando] Today, together, 437 00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:52,251 we will take Akiridion-5's rightful place in the universe 438 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:57,714 as the superpower it always should have been. 439 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:03,220 [Mother] Full power restored. Camouflage holding. 440 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,930 Um... um... 441 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,516 Sorry for blaming you for the skeltegs. 442 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,477 Even if you did bring them to this planet. [chuckles] 443 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,938 Sorry for blaming you right back. 444 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:16,650 -Even if you did bring them to school. -[gasps, grunts] 445 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:21,822 [Aja] Luug! Your intestinal fortitude saved the day. 446 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,240 [chuckles] 447 00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:26,576 You know, if I have to be stranded on a strange planet, 448 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,288 I'm glad it's with you, little brother. 449 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,164 [chuckles] And you, Luug. 450 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:35,711 Hey, how many Akiridions does it take to build a daxial array? 451 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,337 [sighs] It's impossible. 452 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:41,591 We exploded skeltegs with a music machine, little brother. 453 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,593 Nothing is impossible on this planet. 454 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,595 [Luug whines] 455 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:49,558 -In that case, it'll take two Akiridions. -[barks] 456 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,019 Okay, okay, okay, three. 457 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,354 [both laughing] 458 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,024 Mother, can you please open a window? 459 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,484 This ship still smells like the Stuart. 460 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,820 [Mother] Activating ventilation systems. 461 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,031 [squeals] 462 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,163 [shrieks] 463 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,081 [Alpha] Ah... 464 00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:15,625 They're here. 465 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,297 [theme music playing] 465 00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:27,466 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 34676

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