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*3BELOW TALES OF ARCADIA*
Season 01 Episode 03
Episode Title: "Mind Over Matter"
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Ah, yeah, yeah.
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And I says to him,
"That's not a C-One Class Transporter."
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That's a T-Two.
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Look at the thrusters, you nimrod!"
Am I right?
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On Akiridion-5,
a coup has overthrown House Tarron.
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The royal family are presumed dead.
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Pfft! Please.
Those guys took off on a C-Class.
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That's a Royal Mothership.
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With that kinda heat, they could
outrun any ship in the known universe.
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I've been a transit operator
for 16 keltons. Seen them all.
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But that Royal Mothership?
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Whoa-ho, she's a beaut!
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Oh, hey! Foo Foo...
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Uh, the Destroyer.
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The Akiridion-5 Royal Mothership,
have you seen it?
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I don't know nothing, you know?
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I'm just trying to have a good time here.
Want a drink?
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What'd you do that for?
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What I want
is the Akiridion-5 Royal Mothership.
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Where did you see it, transit operator?
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Oh! So you heard me. Well,
you do have those big, adorable ears.
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I'm scared of them,
but I want to hug them at the same time.
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I meant, terrifying ears of death!
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The Mothership.
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Holo-screen, left side.
I've logged every ship I've seen.
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Ah!
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- At last. Thank you.
- You're welcome, Foo... Foo.
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They're mine now.
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Ugh!
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What the...?
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Don't stand in my way.
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I am Foo Foo the Destroyer,
and I'll destroy you.
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Got it.
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No witnesses.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, my goodness!
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Whoa. Easy. I'm just a robot.
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We should commend ourselves.
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We've managed to make it to the fifth
of the periods without incident.
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And we finally figured out
this "cafeteria" thing.
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I think we have a very good handle
on human food consumption.
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Uh...
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Why are they looking at us?
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I have calculated a 98% chance
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your Akiridion identities
will be discovered within the next delson.
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And then you will be captured and tortured
in the most agonizing manner possible,
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feeling the exquisite pain
of a thousand Tilabian death slugs.
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All this agony and pain
merely from being discovered?
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By now, General Morando
has employed the deadliest killers
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in the seven galaxies to locate you.
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Your failure to remain inconspicuous
will prove fatal.
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Their failure?
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Wait.
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- Wait. Wait. Wait.
- No one tells Varvatos Vex to wait!
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Wait. Wait.
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Varvatos Vex destroys
all those who command him to wait,
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and crushes their remains
with murderous glee!
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The machine was insolent
and disrespectful.
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This is going to be difficult.
How can we pretend to be human?
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We don't even know
what it means to be human!
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That is why
I have reduced my planetary analysis
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to three basic rules of humanity.
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Three? That's far too many.
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Rule one...
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Humans are still evolving,
so you must prepare for change.
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Change of plans. Pop quiz!
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- Change! I know what change is!
- What are you doing?
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I have come prepared with change.
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Rule Two...
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Because humans are prone to errors,
you must embrace your mistakes.
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- Oh! Mr. Tarron! What are you...
- I am embracing my mistake.
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Ugh!
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- Um, that's...
- Finally, rule three...
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You disrupt your classes,
you exasperate your teachers.
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Explain yourselves.
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When in doubt,
play with your phone.
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Were you able to follow
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the three human rules
of being inconspicuous?
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Hey, there, buddy boy...
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Varvatos will take that as a "no."
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The school overlord gave us something
called detention.
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We're so bad at being human,
we're actually being punished for it.
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Uh?
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Ahoy, there, buckaroo!
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Intruder alert.
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The Eli.
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- You allowed him to follow you home?
- He knows where we live.
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This nuisance must be dealt with
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before he exposes you
to the entire planet!
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Annihilate him! Destroy him!
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Crush his bones to powder!
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Drink his blood from the keg of glory!
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Right, because there's nothing
inconspicuous about that.
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He seems quite interested in us.
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Varvatos has warned you,
such curiosity could lead to...
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"To agony and pain."
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Yes, yes, we know.
But what can we do about it?
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Learn what intelligence he's gathered.
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- And how should we go about that, exactly?
- Torture. The Eli has ten fingers.
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Bring Varvatos back two of them.
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Preferably thumbs.
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Since you're such a fan of torture,
why don't you do it?
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He can't. The great commander Vex
refuses to leave the spaceship.
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Because to do so
would require Varvatos Vex
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to adopt a form
that is wrinkled and saggy!
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It is beneath Varvatos' station
to be gross.
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Besides, there is much to be learned
about the indigenous culture
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through this talking box.
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Humans obtain monetary gains
and weekend getaways
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based on their gyrational strength.
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I have excellent gyrational strength!
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Either way, we're not torturing the Eli.
He needs his thumbs.
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I need his thumbs!
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Fine. But we need to know
what is in that mind of his.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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- No.
- Not once.
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But what if you could?
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Almost there.
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Just need to tweak the cranial nob.
And this beat.
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Are you having a very small party?
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I'm making a mind reader
to see inside the Eli's head.
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Ooh! See inside my head!
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Ha!
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What am I thinking right now?
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- I am not a gloober.
- You look like one with that on your face.
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No, I read your thoughts!
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Uh, think of a number between one and 100.
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Six, 42, 19...
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- Now you're just thinking of puppies.
- Lively!
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Wearing Akiridion technology strapped
to your face will only draw
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...more attention to ourselves.
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I can read your mind. Keep up.
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I'm thinking of a number
between one and one thou...
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- Puppies again?
- Kleb!
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Do aliens exist,
or are we alone in the universe?
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I'll let you decide.
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Your projects for the school science fair
are due next week.
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Explore and find inspiration.
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Because if I have to grade one more
baking soda volcano, I'll explode!
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Maybe this place
has a spare Daxial Array...
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- What are you doing?
- I'm going to reconnoiter.
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No hugs today, Mr. Tarron.
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If I flunk science,
my parents are gonna kill me.
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- Then study hard!
- What?
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Do not die, my friend!
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Why hasn't anyone noticed
my new haircut?
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You eliminated hairs from your head!
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- Ha! Very pleasing!
- Huh?
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- Did you see how she looked at me?
- Yes. It was sad. Come, little brother,
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- let's find the Eli.
- Can we just go home already?
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I have been asking myself
that very same question.
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Look. He's talking to that lumbering oaf
with golden hair.
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Ugh!
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Huh?
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Distract the oaf
while I read Eli's thoughts.
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I know what I saw, Steve!
Right through their window.
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- They were aliens!
- Aliens? Illegal aliens?
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No! Alien aliens!
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Maybe they were just, you know,
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dressing up
the way you dorks like to, huh?
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This wasn't cosplaying.
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They were blue aliens
living in a house that just... boom!
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- Appeared out of nowhere!
- Look, Arcadia's a strange place.
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But it's strange with creeps and Trolls,
not blue E.T.s and magic houses.
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That's crazy!
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Oh, no!
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Help! Somebody strong and brave
with golden hair.
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- I gotcha!
- No, somebody else.
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- Don't gotcha!
- Well, looks like a job for the Palchuk.
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Palchuk!
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A word, Mr. Elijah Leslie Pepperjack.
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Ugh! What is this?
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- The heaviest rock on Earth?
- Actually, it's from the Moon.
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- Lively, right?
- Sure. Can you, um...
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lend me a hand?
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Mmm... let's see. Nope.
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Ooh! Is that a virtual reality headset?
Can I try it?
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You've been spying on us!
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He's going to space-kidnap me!
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Is that a cow?
Well, whatever it is you think you saw,
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the four arms and the blue thing,
it wasn't real.
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Oh, my gosh. He knows!
He knows I saw blue them!
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Whatever you saw, there is an explanation.
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My sister and I wear
special glowing... clothes,
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- and, we dress like that because...
- Cosplay? Steve was right!
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Cosplay, yes! Uh, what is a cosplay?
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It's when you dress up
as your favorite movie or TV character.
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Sometimes I dress up
as Super Agent Muldoon from...
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I don't know what that means,
but, yes, that is exactly what we do.
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Wait, that language.
That's definitely not from this planet.
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Maybe we can cosplay together?
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Oh, no! He's getting away!
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Seklos and Gaylen, help me!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Yah-hh!
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Mr. Tarron, what on Saturn are you doing?
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- Kleb!
- How the heck are you so heavy?
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Wait, how did you do...? Wow!
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What happened to inconspicuous?
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We're... not... alone!
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You just dislodged Uranus.
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Mr. and Miss Tarron!
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The school's insurance
does not cover planetary destruction!
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My mistake!
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- No, no, no! No hugs. No touching!
- Come on, hug?
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You are both confined to your quarters!
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"Confined"?
I thought we were fleeing a dictatorship.
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A dictatorship is what you deserve.
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How is destroying a planetarium
less conspicuous than torture?
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- Go ahead and spin...
- I demanded thumbs!
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No! The human is about to select
door number two!
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He chose door number one.
What a larvox!
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It's just a washing machine.
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Can we please focus on the problem?
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Krel heard the thoughts
of an interplanetary life-form.
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And what made you so sure
it was a non-human?
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Well, he wasn't thinking
in any human language.
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This mud-ball has thousands
of different languages.
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You must have picked up a frequency
from a television channel.
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- But...
- You will remain aboard the Mothership
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for your own protection.
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This sucks!
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Eh? Mother, are you losing air pressure?
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It's a human term.
It means "I do not like this situation."
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The talking box taught Varvatos
a human term as well.
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"You are grounded."
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Varvatos thought it meant
burying someone alive.
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Disappointing.
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Shh!
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- What are you doing?
- Sneaking out.
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Emphasis on "sneaking."
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Now, let's get definitive proof
we're not alone on this planet.
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And how do you plan on doing that?
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The word is clearly "pineapple"!
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- Idiots!
- Going out? Don't forget your jacket,
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- or you'll catch a cold!
- Stay there. Do not move.
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Varvatos would like to solve.
Five-letter word... "idiot"!
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They'll let anyone on this "talk-box."
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Should have chosen door number two.
It's probably where your IQ was.
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Any more ideas?
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00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:05,069
Varvatos loves it!
245
00:14:11,491 --> 00:14:14,701
What are you doing, you filthy animal!
246
00:14:14,852 --> 00:14:16,662
Let's go!
247
00:14:22,902 --> 00:14:25,212
I'm not picking anything up.
248
00:14:25,363 --> 00:14:27,341
- It's hopeless.
- Let me try!
249
00:14:27,406 --> 00:14:29,885
No, no, no, no.
My invention is very delicate.
250
00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:31,821
I'll be gentle, little brother.
251
00:14:31,886 --> 00:14:33,865
- Be careful!
- I am being careful.
252
00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:36,559
Fine, but we need to increase it slowly.
253
00:14:36,624 --> 00:14:38,745
- Like this?
- Not at all like this.
254
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:40,980
What? No! You're gonna break it!
255
00:14:41,045 --> 00:14:44,567
No, no, no, no, relax.
You've got the signal range set too low.
256
00:14:44,632 --> 00:14:45,752
We need to increase it
257
00:14:45,817 --> 00:14:48,588
if we're going to pick up readings
from all over town.
258
00:14:48,653 --> 00:14:50,489
Lively!
259
00:14:50,554 --> 00:14:52,925
If he had a good time,
why hasn't he called?
260
00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:55,053
Everyone
wants to test-drive a Vespa,
261
00:14:55,118 --> 00:14:58,456
but do they ever ask the Vespa dealer
if he wants a ride?
262
00:14:58,521 --> 00:15:00,975
Nobody bought tickets
to my one-woman show.
263
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,353
Is it me? Oh, who else could it be?
264
00:15:05,277 --> 00:15:08,090
- I've never rang the bell!
- I'm living a lie!
265
00:15:08,155 --> 00:15:10,610
I cannot go to Ms. Janeth's
one-woman show.
266
00:15:10,675 --> 00:15:12,843
Then she'll know!
267
00:15:13,828 --> 00:15:15,389
Seklos and Gaylen!
268
00:15:15,454 --> 00:15:18,809
Humans think
they are the center of the universe.
269
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,704
They're several million light years away
from that, actually.
270
00:15:21,769 --> 00:15:26,984
I mean, all they think about is themselves
and what others might think of them.
271
00:15:27,049 --> 00:15:29,111
She's worried
about what he thinks about her,
272
00:15:29,176 --> 00:15:32,382
and all he's thinking about is what
this other person thinks about him.
273
00:15:32,447 --> 00:15:34,842
Being human is difficult for everyone.
274
00:15:34,907 --> 00:15:37,242
It's even hard for humans.
275
00:15:37,727 --> 00:15:40,081
I never thought of it like that.
276
00:15:40,146 --> 00:15:42,225
But you must focus, Aja. Listen.
277
00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:44,333
Remember why we're here.
278
00:15:48,612 --> 00:15:51,842
Enrique used my account
to order socks. Again!
279
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,529
Zero hits online
for "Cantaloupian Science Fiction."
280
00:15:54,594 --> 00:15:57,949
Maybe I should take Darcy
to play laser-tag. Who doesn't love tag?
281
00:16:03,377 --> 00:16:05,498
It's him! It's him!
282
00:16:05,563 --> 00:16:09,107
It worked for you?
I mean, I'm glad it worked.
283
00:16:10,217 --> 00:16:12,110
Akiridion...
284
00:16:12,511 --> 00:16:15,364
Tarron... Aja...
285
00:16:15,765 --> 00:16:16,599
Krel...
286
00:16:16,682 --> 00:16:18,911
He said our names!
287
00:16:18,976 --> 00:16:22,306
That can't possibly be good.
It must be one of Morando's agents.
288
00:16:22,371 --> 00:16:25,082
There's only one way to be sure.
289
00:16:30,654 --> 00:16:35,052
Lady Aja, it is clear you are... annoyed.
290
00:16:35,117 --> 00:16:38,723
But Varvatos Vex
must remain true to his duty,
291
00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:41,642
which is to protect you
and the King-in-waiting.
292
00:16:41,707 --> 00:16:44,078
If you're checking in
to see how I am,
293
00:16:44,143 --> 00:16:46,021
I am satisfactory,
294
00:16:46,086 --> 00:16:49,834
and I am studying the three rules
to becoming A-plus human.
295
00:16:49,899 --> 00:16:52,403
I will retire shortly.
296
00:16:52,468 --> 00:16:55,715
Did you say "retire"?
Then retire in style
297
00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:58,323
at the Sarasota Retirement Home.
298
00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:03,914
Off Route 66.
Your sunset years can still be golden.
299
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,516
Lively!
300
00:17:05,581 --> 00:17:09,270
The Commander of the Taylon Phalanx
should not be forced
301
00:17:09,335 --> 00:17:13,088
to walk the Earth as a hobbled slorvath.
302
00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:17,553
Eh! Varvatos was meant to slay!
303
00:17:17,618 --> 00:17:19,906
To murder and pillage.
304
00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:24,558
Not... babysit.
305
00:17:27,878 --> 00:17:28,878
This way.
306
00:17:33,801 --> 00:17:36,695
We're close. Morando's agent must be...
307
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:43,554
...the golden-haired, lumbering oaf?
308
00:17:43,619 --> 00:17:44,914
This makes no sense.
309
00:17:44,979 --> 00:17:48,142
He was speaking with the Eli.
He must have told him about us.
310
00:17:48,207 --> 00:17:51,395
I spoke with the oaf with golden hair
and suspected nothing.
311
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:53,356
He plays dumb so well.
312
00:17:53,421 --> 00:17:56,047
He must be brilliant.
313
00:17:57,408 --> 00:17:59,759
Who's the king? I'm the king!
314
00:18:00,369 --> 00:18:02,097
Ow!
315
00:18:02,162 --> 00:18:03,808
What's new kid doing?
316
00:18:03,873 --> 00:18:06,953
- What the...?
- I command you to reveal your true form.
317
00:18:07,018 --> 00:18:10,122
- Do you wanna die, buttsnack?
- What is a "buttsnack"?
318
00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:12,107
Hey! No fair!
319
00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:14,126
Just stay still and get pummeled.
320
00:18:14,191 --> 00:18:15,903
Hey! Cut it out, kids!
321
00:18:15,968 --> 00:18:17,880
Oh! I can't not watch!
322
00:18:17,945 --> 00:18:20,925
Ha! Knock him back
to wherever he came from, Steve!
323
00:18:20,990 --> 00:18:23,783
Delete your mouth, Seamus.
324
00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:30,793
Keep still, so I can punch your face!
325
00:18:30,858 --> 00:18:32,395
The helmet was blocking...
326
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:36,340
Oh, no. Krel, it's not him!
I was wrong!
327
00:18:36,405 --> 00:18:37,842
He is an idiot!
328
00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:40,528
It seems there's been
a misunderstanding here.
329
00:18:40,593 --> 00:18:42,822
My apologies. You are just an idiot!
330
00:18:42,887 --> 00:18:47,076
Oh, yeah? Well, my fist
is gonna misunderstand your face.
331
00:18:47,141 --> 00:18:49,061
Krel! Rule number three!
332
00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:51,438
Lights out, plebe.
333
00:18:51,503 --> 00:18:52,790
Ugh! Oh!
334
00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:54,000
Dude!
335
00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:57,128
I'm... I'm leaking fluid. What is this?
336
00:18:57,193 --> 00:18:59,922
I must be dying. Is this the end?
337
00:18:59,987 --> 00:19:01,096
Not yet.
338
00:19:02,556 --> 00:19:05,720
Get away from my little brother,
339
00:19:05,785 --> 00:19:06,769
snackbutt.
340
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:12,608
Whoa!
341
00:19:12,691 --> 00:19:17,464
She's like a ninja-kicking angel.
342
00:19:17,529 --> 00:19:20,818
I mean, she... she kicks ninjas,
but she's an angel.
343
00:19:25,454 --> 00:19:26,455
Oh, no.
344
00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:29,727
- Krel, it's him!
- Who?
345
00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:30,953
The burrito bandit!
346
00:19:31,018 --> 00:19:32,872
He is the alien!
347
00:19:34,672 --> 00:19:38,775
Hey! What about my guacamole?
I paid extra!
348
00:19:39,593 --> 00:19:42,737
Whoa! Slow down!
349
00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:53,206
What am I doing?
350
00:20:15,921 --> 00:20:17,858
Aja! Are you...?
351
00:20:17,923 --> 00:20:20,169
I knew you'd break it!
352
00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:23,570
Not the time. He's getting away!
353
00:20:29,452 --> 00:20:33,204
Luug? What are you doing here?
354
00:20:35,065 --> 00:20:37,375
Stop right there!
355
00:20:39,111 --> 00:20:39,945
Argh!
356
00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:43,006
These feeble human knees!
357
00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:49,198
Halt, you steel monster!
358
00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:55,621
- You left the house?
- Did the television break?
359
00:20:55,686 --> 00:20:59,125
I left during
what is called "commercials."
360
00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:01,419
Ugh! Being inconspicuous
361
00:21:01,484 --> 00:21:04,613
is painful and exhausting.
362
00:21:06,906 --> 00:21:09,994
Halt! By the order of House Tarron!
363
00:21:10,059 --> 00:21:12,388
Run, you disgraceful coward!
364
00:21:12,453 --> 00:21:17,643
Varvatos Vex will rain glorious death
on all you hold dear!
365
00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:22,154
No!
366
00:21:25,532 --> 00:21:28,429
As the King-in-waiting
of Akiridion-5...
367
00:21:28,494 --> 00:21:29,864
you are under arrest.
368
00:21:29,929 --> 00:21:32,266
No way!
369
00:21:32,331 --> 00:21:35,327
It really is you, Krel! I knew it!
370
00:21:35,392 --> 00:21:38,353
And... you must be Aja.
371
00:21:44,802 --> 00:21:47,906
Oh! I am the biggest fan.
372
00:21:47,971 --> 00:21:51,035
OMG. Could I do a little sketch
of you guys?
373
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,220
Oh, I know, I'm kidding.
374
00:21:53,285 --> 00:21:55,145
Ugh!
375
00:21:55,229 --> 00:21:56,829
What the...?
376
00:21:58,816 --> 00:22:01,562
According to the transit logs,
377
00:22:01,627 --> 00:22:04,982
our fortune awaits in the next system.
378
00:22:05,047 --> 00:22:09,342
Dead or alive, the royals will be ours.
379
00:22:11,078 --> 00:22:15,014
There will be no "alive."
379
00:22:16,305 --> 00:22:22,699
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