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Well, it's gonna
be a big night, right?
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I mean, how much are we looking at?
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I'll give you five a head.
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Five a head? Fuck you.
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There's tiki bars in Encino
that pay more than that.
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We're gonna pull out on you, then.
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How about I guarantee you 500 heads
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and you fucking bump us up to seven?
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You pull 500 girls in the club,
I'll give you fucking head.
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Wait, am I on speaker?
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Yeah, my phone's broke.
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What time is Cole's set?
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Oh, yeah, Cole.
I got him down at 9:00 p.m.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Who's going on at 11:00?
- Uh, DJ Devin playing at 11:00.
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Does DJ Devin have
25 Kappa Alpha Alpha mega-sluts
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coming in a fucking party bus?
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'Cause they ain't gonna be there
until 11:00.
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You know, be a fucking gentleman, Nicky.
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Be a gentleman? Fuck you, kid.
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11:00. And fix your goddamn phone.
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All right, bitch.
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I got you, boo!
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Primetime!
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You know, it's a major night
for my boy, all right?
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Just, you know, cut loose.
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Bring whoever. Bring them all.
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Bring them all.
The girl with the dimples.
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See you then.
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- 150 heads.
- Nice, man.
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Ooh! No, thanks.
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And the squirrel
came scurrying up the tree.
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Yo, yo.
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Get out. I'm driving.
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- What?
- Get out. I'm driving.
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Get in. Get in. Come on.
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There he is.
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Wearing a leather jacket
in the summertime.
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- Good afternoon, gentlemen.
- Good God.
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Five, four, three,
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two, one.
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James Reed. Thursday. Social.
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You should come out to Social.
James Reed is headlining.
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How are you doing? Do you like, uh...
Do you like electronic music?
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Your nose job looks great.
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Do you promise?
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James Reed. Social. Thursdays.
Bring a friend.
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Bring all your friends.
If they look like you, bring 'em all.
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Here, here. All of you guys.
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Girl, you want to come out on Thursday?
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James Reed is DJing.
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Social. Thursdays.
I'll take care of you.
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Okay.
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Here, put your number in my phone.
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If you guys bring, like,
a couple of friends,
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I can get you a free bottle.
It's Cole, by the way.
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See you Thursday.
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I should have gone to college.
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This is the San Fernando Valley,
that flat stretch of land on the
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other side of the Hollywood Hills.
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Our greatest contributions
to American culture
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remain the porn industry
and ditsy girls.
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But we've also got the best sushi
in the western hemisphere.
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And it's always in a strip mall. Always.
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That's my friend Mason's house.
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And that's the pool house in the back
where I've been living since I was 15.
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That's where we threw down
with some punks from Canoga Park
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and I got this awesome scar.
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And these are my friends.
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Yo, yo. The fact is that 99%
of all people in this world,
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they're looking for a party. Okay?
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And 1 % of people, they are the party.
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You gotta fucking be that.
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You know, your body is 85% water
and I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty.
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This isn't some unce unce
bridge-and-tunnel bullshit.
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This is the best dance party in LA.
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And that guy right there...
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- He's DJing.
- I'm DJing.
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Just the side room, though.
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It's just the side room.
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These days you can invent an app,
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start a blog,
sell shit online.
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But if you're a DJ, all you need
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is a laptop, some talent and one track.
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That track is your ticket to everything.
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Man, DJing, producing, look, it's hard.
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It's a saturated market.
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Yeah. 'Cause there's not
enough actors in LA.
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I'm not an actor.
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I'm a movie star.
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This is gonna be the best...
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- The best...
- The best...
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- The best night...
- The best night...
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The best night of your life.
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You're so fucking pretty, Ollie.
Like an angel.
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Get off me. You smell like shit.
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This one's off Beachwood.
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Four bedrooms, a party deck.
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Two hundred square-foot dining room.
Perfect for entertaining.
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You know, we could turn
the dining room into our office.
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Mase, uh, dude,
the cheapest place here is six grand.
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I mean, you don't have
enough money to fix your car.
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Hey!
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- With Ollie's drug money...
- Shut up.
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...and our nights at Social
blowing up, okay,
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we're gonna be out of the Valley
by the end of this summer.
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Okay? And I feel...
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Look, I feel really
fucking good about Thursday.
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I mean, like so good.
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Like when Jenna Haze
put her finger up my asshole, dude,
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like that kind of good.
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That was your finger.
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That was your finger.
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- I'm pretty sure she wasn't even there.
- Jenna Haze's finger...
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Listen. Believe in me.
Cos I believe in you.
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What's up, kids? Good to see you, bro.
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- You're looking sharp as ever, Paige.
- Yeah, you, too, man.
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You know my boys.
Squirrel, Cole and Mason.
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What's up? Young hustlers' club.
I like it, I like it.
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We prefer to be
called entrepreneurs but, uh...
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You're an entrepreneur!
My kind of guy.
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Paige, man, you should come to
the new spot, Social, on Thursday.
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- Social?
- I'll take care of you.
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You're gonna
take care of me, huh?
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- That's right.
- Tell you what,
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whenever you guys are ready
to start making some real loot,
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you need to holler at me,
you know, bring the boys.
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You do that. Think about it, huh?
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I'll tell you what, brunch is on me,
all right, fellas?
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Bye-bye.
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What's he talking about, money?
What money?
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Man, Paige is always recruiting.
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For what?
Doesn't he, like, produce porn?
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No, he's in real estate, assface.
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Couldn't he just, like,
get us a house, then?
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- No.
- We're here talking about houses...
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No, no, no. He's like
a real estate businessman.
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What does that mean?
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I don't know what that is.
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Okay, I'm not exactly sure what he does.
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But...
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He's making a lot of money doing it.
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Oof!
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Mason.
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Mason.
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I asked you three times
to work on that roof yesterday.
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The toilet's still broken.
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Okay. I'll fucking do it later.
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Now.
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- Okay.
- You, too, Cole.
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Sorry, my dad's such a dick.
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Later, Pop.
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Cheers.
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All right, this is for you.
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I got one. I got one. I got one.
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This moment right here,
with all of you guys,
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this is honestly
my favourite part of the night.
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It's the moment before it starts.
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Mason. Mason, where's my 500, bro?
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You see the fucking line outside?
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You can wait to thank me
till the end of the night, kid.
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Hey, you. Do not play
any of the songs on that list.
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You understand me?
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Save Firepower for Mr Reed.
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Ooh! Hello, beautiful.
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You look so fucking important
with that list in your hand.
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Here you go.
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- What's up, Devin?
- What's up, Cole?
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- How are you doing?
- I'm good, man.
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- Good.
- Yeah.
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Warming the room up for you.
It's all good.
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- Thanks, bro.
- Hey, buddy.
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All right, have fun, man.
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What a dick.
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Yo, Ollie, my main man. How you doing?
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Good, good, good.
Look, hook me up with another round.
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I'll throw you a Vine,
I'll make you famous and shit.
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All right, I got you.
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You guys let me know
if you need anything, all right?
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Off the menu.
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Hey, hey, bro, bro.
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I'm boys with your friend.
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You know, Ollie, the pretty boy?
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Ah. Sorry, kid, I'm fucking sorry.
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Wait. What about this guy?
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You know him?
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Don't "bro" me if you don't know me.
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This party sucks.
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- LA is dead.
- Hi, Sarah.
190
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,749
Hey, Cole, can you play Drunk in Love?
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Absolutely not.
192
00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:25,707
Hey, Squirrel, I like your shirt.
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Ow! What the hell?
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We gotta round up chicks for Paige.
195
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Looks like he's doing fine.
196
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Those girls are wack.
All right, find me something.
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What do you think of this guy?
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- This guy?
- Yeah.
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00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,207
I think
he's getting paid too much.
200
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What do you think about him?
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I think he used to be good.
202
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Now I think he just gives
the people what they want.
203
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,665
Hey, do you wanna come
sit at my friend's table?
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You can drink for free.
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Do you promote here?
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No.
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My friends promote here.
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- Right.
- I kind of help them.
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- Well, have a nice night.
- I...
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Hey. You're James Reed, right?
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Mm-hm.
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Do you smoke?
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Yes, I do.
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- What the fuck is that?
- What?
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00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,665
- Is there tobacco in that?
- Yeah.
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00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,415
- It's a spliff.
- A "spliff"?
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What are you, French?
218
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No. I'm American.
219
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All right. This is the most
important advice you're ever gonna get.
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Never mix THC with nicotine.
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It fogs up the high.
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It'll last longer if you mix it.
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It's not about making it last longer,
it's about enjoying it.
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You spin here regularly?
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Yeah.
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- And they pay you?
- Mmm.
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No.
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But the drinks are free.
229
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Well, that's nice of them.
230
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You wanna go to a party?
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- What, like now?
- Yeah. Right now.
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It should be fun.
233
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Yeah.
234
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You want?
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Yeah, sure.
236
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:35,457
So, like, where have
you been to, to spin?
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Okay. Tokyo, Berlin, Frankfurt...
238
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Uh, Belgium.
239
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,624
Dubai, which is in the...
240
00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:46,207
Yeah, it's like the Vegas
of the Middle East.
241
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Ibiza, Majorca, Madrid, Paris.
242
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Paris, they got some
great music right now.
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Yo, you seen Cole?
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Can't say I have.
245
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Then what's the plan?
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See you in the morning.
247
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy.
248
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That painting is worth more than my car.
249
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James?
250
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,040
Mmm-hmm?
251
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This painting is alive.
252
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,207
Nah.
253
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It's just the PCP talking.
254
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,332
PCP?
255
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:59,499
Well, I've seen many door girls
in my day
256
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,583
- but this one...
- Look.
257
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,582
I will go home with you tonight
under two conditions.
258
00:16:03,666 --> 00:16:08,290
One, you understand that it is pity sex
and I will never admit to it.
259
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:12,790
And two, you shut the fuck up
for the rest of the night.
260
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:13,999
Okay?
261
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,540
Where are those nuts, Squirrel?
262
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:19,957
Where did you hide your fucking nuts?
263
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,290
It ain't winter yet.
264
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:21,832
What are you doing here?
265
00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:27,540
Um, me and James
went to a party, I think.
266
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:30,957
What are you doing here?
267
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:33,707
- I live here.
- Oh my god!
268
00:18:33,791 --> 00:18:35,165
My brain is bleeding.
269
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:38,832
My blood is going to start
coming out of my eyeballs.
270
00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:40,499
You like this homeless puppy I found?
271
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,124
Is he housebroken?
272
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,790
I don't know. Check the rugs.
273
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,957
I can actually smell the whisky
coming out of your skin.
274
00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:49,082
Mmm?
275
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,957
You didn't drive home
last night, did you?
276
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,999
You used to smell
like fermented liquor, too.
277
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,540
Cole, this is Sophie, my role model.
278
00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:57,999
Nice to meet you, Cole.
279
00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,083
Nice to meet you.
280
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,665
You were talking
a big game last night, kid.
281
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,082
I was?
282
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:07,249
You were saying,
"All I need is one track."
283
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:10,749
You were gonna control people's hearts,
fly around the world.
284
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,249
I'm not supposed to drink whisky.
285
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,082
Or take PCP.
286
00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:17,666
Uh...
287
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,374
Do you have any aspirin?
288
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:22,582
We have tonnes of aspirin
but I'm not giving you shit
289
00:19:22,666 --> 00:19:24,040
until you play me something.
290
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,771
You have tracks on your phone, right?
291
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,415
Okay.
292
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,749
It's not really morning music.
293
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:32,374
Oh, well, that's okay
because it's 12:30.
294
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,583
It's 12:30?
295
00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:58,540
I'm just gonna skip ahead.
296
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,707
It's fun.
297
00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:13,332
"Fun"?
298
00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:16,915
I'm gonna pour myself a drink
before this hangover gets real.
299
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,082
Soph, can we get Cole an Uber?
300
00:20:19,916 --> 00:20:20,916
Um...
301
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,458
I can give him a ride.
302
00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:23,874
I have some errands to run, so...
303
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:27,415
Great! I'll be here, festering slowly.
304
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:36,040
You know, James is a snob.
305
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,499
He's really hard on everyone.
306
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:40,374
- So...
- Oh, don't worry, it's cool.
307
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,124
It's not...
308
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,707
Stanford, huh?
309
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:53,540
That's a nice school.
310
00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:56,040
Do you go to college?
311
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,290
No.
312
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,207
- I could have gone to college.
- Mmm.
313
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:03,332
I could have run track at UC Davis.
314
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:04,874
Why... Why didn't you?
315
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:07,249
Well...
316
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,499
School is a waste of time.
317
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:15,207
It can be if you're doing
something better with your time.
318
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,915
I can't believe you got
in there with Sarah.
319
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,707
Dicks.
320
00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:28,790
She did unspeakable things.
321
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:31,832
This girl straight beat my ass.
I thought I was strong, man.
322
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,832
Supposed to call me later.
Whatever.
323
00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:38,165
Gentlemen, your earnings.
324
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:39,624
Hey, hey.
325
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,499
At ease.
326
00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:51,415
200 bucks?
327
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,749
What the fuck is this, man?
328
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,832
We brought in 560 people last night.
329
00:21:54,916 --> 00:21:56,040
We brought in 562.
330
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:57,790
I thought that was the point of this,
we bring in 500...
331
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:01,082
I'm gonna fucking murder
that cheesy motherfucker!
332
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,457
I just read about this guy, right,
who invented Instagram.
333
00:22:07,541 --> 00:22:09,040
He sold it for $400 million.
334
00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:10,915
So?
335
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,249
Man, he was 26 years old.
336
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,124
I mean, he spent the next
fucking year of his life
337
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,249
flying around the world, taking pictures
of his girlfriend on different beaches.
338
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,624
- Kevin Systrom.
- What?
339
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:20,708
It's Kevin Systrom.
340
00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:23,124
The guy who invented Instagram,
his name is Kevin Systrom.
341
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,374
Fuck Kevin Systrom!
342
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:29,165
Dude, I live for Thursdays.
The club is my thing.
343
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,624
Yeah, man. I'm not saying
we should quit altogether
344
00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:31,957
but aren't you tired of taking taxis
345
00:22:32,041 --> 00:22:33,415
back from fucking Silver Lake
every night?
346
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,874
I'm tired of taking Squirrel's
mom's fucking station wagon.
347
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,915
Okay. I'm tired of driving
your bum ass around.
348
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,440
I'm fucking tired of you
jerking off five feet from my pillow.
349
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,290
You're not gonna get tired of that ever.
350
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:44,124
You guys want to make real money?
351
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:46,168
Or you want to fucking
live and die in the Valley?
352
00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:53,290
Look, I have an idea.
353
00:22:53,958 --> 00:22:58,290
In my life, I do not rely
on anything that's not concrete.
354
00:22:58,916 --> 00:23:01,082
All this abstract, computerised,
355
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:04,749
digitised, on-paper bullshit
is for pussies.
356
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,332
Fuck a diamond, that shit's forever.
357
00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:17,457
Hi, Mrs Henderson?
358
00:23:17,541 --> 00:23:20,415
Hi, I'm calling from
Gold Star Realty Solutions.
359
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,749
Hi, my name is Cole.
360
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:23,832
I'm calling from
Gold Star Realty Solutions.
361
00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:26,915
This is a list of homeowners in the area
362
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,374
that are in the unfortunate
position of facing foreclosure.
363
00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:34,999
I was wondering if I could talk to, uh,
a Mr Stein? Uh, Mr "Steen"?
364
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:36,374
So we're cold-calling people?
365
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,499
No, no, no, no.
366
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,957
You are calling people who are in need,
367
00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:41,761
with the solution
that they are looking for.
368
00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:43,707
When you call these people,
369
00:23:43,791 --> 00:23:46,165
you're calling as their friend.
370
00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:51,624
We charge $5,000 to negotiate
their foreclosures with the banks.
371
00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:55,624
Every deal you close, I give you 15%.
372
00:23:55,916 --> 00:23:57,249
Well, that's like 600...
373
00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:58,707
$750.
374
00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:00,957
Boom. Good fucking math, kid.
375
00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:04,665
Now to, uh, restore
your faith in humanity,
376
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:08,707
let me break you off
something real proper-like.
377
00:24:08,791 --> 00:24:10,207
Welcome to the kingdom, boys.
378
00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:16,207
That's like 1,000 bucks at least.
379
00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:17,291
Oh!
380
00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:19,582
Smell it, smell it.
381
00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:23,040
Let's do this. Let's do this.
Come on. It's a good thing.
382
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:33,290
So, Dad,
383
00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:36,540
me and Cole, we're making some money,
and I thought maybe...
384
00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:43,957
- Hello?
- Yo, San Fernando.
385
00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:45,749
- It's James.
- What's up, man?
386
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:47,290
What are you doing Saturday?
387
00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:50,040
Uh, nothing. Nothing. Why?
388
00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:51,790
You wanna make some cash?
389
00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:53,957
Doing what?
390
00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:25,207
Hey, can you play Drunk in Love?
391
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:27,458
Uh...
392
00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:29,457
Please?
393
00:25:29,541 --> 00:25:31,124
Yeah, sure, I'll try to work it in.
394
00:25:32,291 --> 00:25:33,957
For you, sir, from James.
395
00:25:35,291 --> 00:25:36,415
What, are you, like, his secretary now?
396
00:25:36,541 --> 00:25:38,290
His assistant, actually.
397
00:25:39,916 --> 00:25:42,165
Oh, you look so surprised.
398
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,499
Wow!
399
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:45,707
Oh, I'm sorry.
400
00:25:45,791 --> 00:25:47,249
Were you trying to tell her
all about the free drinks
401
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:48,957
you can get her on Thursdays?
402
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
What's in there? Rosé?
403
00:25:54,875 --> 00:25:55,915
Here.
404
00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:03,957
- Club soda.
- With cranberry.
405
00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:05,041
Very stealth.
406
00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:10,999
Hey, you know, this party's looking
a little stiff, Cole.
407
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:14,040
So what are you saying?
Do I need to amp it up?
408
00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:17,249
You could try but this crowd
doesn't dance before midnight.
409
00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:19,790
Okay.
410
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,250
So it's the DJ's job
411
00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,040
to get the crowd out of their heads
and into their bodies.
412
00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:28,583
So in order to do that,
413
00:26:28,666 --> 00:26:29,832
you need at the very least...
414
00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:33,646
...a cursory knowledge of mathematics
415
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:36,374
and the broad strokes
of 9th-grade biology.
416
00:26:36,541 --> 00:26:40,249
For example, the bassline controls
this region of the body right here.
417
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:43,874
The most important region.
418
00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:50,665
There's always going to be resistance,
so you gotta be patient.
419
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:54,249
Look for that one person
who's not afraid to just go for it.
420
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:19,499
Next, you want to zero in
on their heartbeats.
421
00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:22,624
I like start them off
at about 120 beats per minute.
422
00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:25,707
That's equivalent to the heartbeat
of a long-distance runner.
423
00:27:33,416 --> 00:27:35,374
You see, BPM is the name of the game.
424
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:40,874
About 60 BPM.
425
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:50,665
Dubstep is actually 140
BPMs cut to half-speed,
426
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:52,374
it ends up being about 70 BPMs.
427
00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:57,332
House is around 110 to 130 BPMs.
428
00:28:01,416 --> 00:28:02,832
I'm not sure how you dance to that.
429
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:07,457
Once you've locked onto their heartrate,
you start bringing 'em up song by song.
430
00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:42,040
There's a popular myth
that 128 beats per minute
431
00:28:42,125 --> 00:28:44,205
is the rate that synergises most
with your heartbeat.
432
00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,499
That's the magic number.
433
00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:56,523
Once you've gotten your crowd there,
434
00:28:56,833 --> 00:29:00,332
you're controlling
their entire circulatory system.
435
00:29:39,916 --> 00:29:41,415
Hey, man, would you mind
watching this for me?
436
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,749
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Thanks, man.
437
00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:47,457
What are you guys doing here?
438
00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:48,874
What do you mean, what am I doing here?
439
00:29:48,958 --> 00:29:51,598
We wouldn't come all the way out
here to pick you up and not party.
440
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:54,040
Hey, James. They're with me.
441
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,374
This is Mason, Ollie and Squirrel.
442
00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:56,999
How's it going?
443
00:29:57,083 --> 00:29:58,083
Nice to meet you all.
444
00:29:58,166 --> 00:30:00,749
Actually, you met us before.
We promote at Social on Thursdays.
445
00:30:01,416 --> 00:30:03,499
Listen, we should grab a bite
to eat sometime, man.
446
00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:05,540
I'm basically
this kid's fucking manager,
447
00:30:05,625 --> 00:30:06,957
you know what I mean?
448
00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:08,749
And I think we could use
a little bit of advice.
449
00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:10,415
You know what, just enjoy the party.
450
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:12,290
We'll talk shop another time.
451
00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:14,999
Nice to meet you, bro.
452
00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:16,582
Hey, Cole,
I want to show you something...
453
00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:18,374
Just be cool.
454
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:21,415
I'm like the coolest fucking dude ever.
I don't know...
455
00:30:25,083 --> 00:30:26,832
Are you kidding me?
456
00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:30,540
You have a Wurlitzer?
457
00:30:32,916 --> 00:30:35,040
Wow.
458
00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:41,707
Well, that's not bad.
459
00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:44,165
My mom taught piano.
460
00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:46,499
Yeah? She still teach?
461
00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:49,790
Maybe.
462
00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:53,374
I wanna show you something.
463
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:59,540
This is called a Buchla.
464
00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:01,540
It's a mod synth.
465
00:31:02,083 --> 00:31:04,040
There's only a couple of them
in the world.
466
00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:06,124
Bowie used one of these in Space Oddity.
467
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:08,749
Yes, he did.
468
00:31:13,208 --> 00:31:15,582
Holy cow!
469
00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:20,707
How do you ever leave this place?
470
00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:24,832
You'd be surprised at
all the distractions that can come up.
471
00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:27,249
You were good out there, you know?
472
00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:28,790
You really know how to work a crowd.
473
00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:30,374
Thanks, man.
474
00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:32,207
You know what? Let's hear
that track of yours again.
475
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,665
You got it with you?
476
00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:44,832
Okay, here's the thing.
477
00:31:45,541 --> 00:31:48,040
The beginning sounds
like Skrillex's brother made it.
478
00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:49,957
And then right here...
479
00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:55,665
That sounds like early Juan Atkins
to me, which is good,
480
00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:58,165
but, uh, you're trying to be
too many different people.
481
00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,457
I want it to be that way.
482
00:31:59,541 --> 00:32:01,665
I want a lot of switches.
I want a lot of transitions.
483
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:02,750
Yeah.
484
00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:04,124
Like, big, heavy drops.
485
00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:06,249
- Mmm.
- That's what's crushing it now.
486
00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:09,499
You sound like an asshole.
All that was missing was a hashtag.
487
00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:12,624
"Imitation is suicide."
Emerson said that.
488
00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:16,207
Okay.
489
00:32:16,291 --> 00:32:18,249
Look, you can make people dance,
and that's half the battle.
490
00:32:18,625 --> 00:32:21,665
Any successful artist,
they have this moment
491
00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:26,040
when they stop being an admirer
and they find their signature.
492
00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:30,124
You know a secret?
493
00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:32,915
I never go to sushi
on Mondays because...
494
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,040
Fun fact.
495
00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,790
All the fish markets are closed.
496
00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:37,374
You guys want to hear
something interesting?
497
00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:41,207
The best sushi in all of LA
is Teru Sushi in fucking Studio City.
498
00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:44,915
Does this girl look like
she eats in the Valley?
499
00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:48,749
Okay, the sushi in the Valley
500
00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:51,040
is the best sushi
in the western hemisphere, kid.
501
00:32:51,416 --> 00:32:53,216
And what are you,
the Valley Board of Tourism?
502
00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:59,207
- Mase, Mase. Chill, chill.
- Excuse me. Relax. Relax.
503
00:32:59,791 --> 00:33:01,624
Have a sense of humour, bro.
504
00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:04,415
Did he just say "bro"?
I got a sense of humour.
505
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,457
You want to hear
something fucking hilarious?
506
00:33:06,541 --> 00:33:08,540
You dress like Hillary Clinton, bro.
507
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:22,250
Hey!
508
00:33:23,083 --> 00:33:24,124
Hey!
509
00:33:24,208 --> 00:33:25,540
Hey!
510
00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:28,999
What happened?
511
00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:30,457
What was that about?
512
00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:31,624
Sushi.
513
00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:33,249
Sushi?
514
00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:48,040
Pick a place, man.
515
00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:58,332
Why don't we come here more often, man?
516
00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:00,832
I come here all the time.
517
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:04,999
Really?
518
00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:06,957
Yeah.
519
00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:11,040
You know, try to clear my head.
520
00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:15,290
Sorry about your gig though.
521
00:34:17,625 --> 00:34:19,207
- Whatever.
- Yeah.
522
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,540
Oh, Jesus.
523
00:35:07,375 --> 00:35:08,624
- Hey.
- Hey.
524
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:11,875
Is James home?
525
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,790
Yeah, he should be.
526
00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:14,999
I'll let you in.
527
00:35:36,541 --> 00:35:38,290
Hey, babe.
528
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,374
I was just taking a little nap.
529
00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:46,624
I know.
530
00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:54,665
- Hey.
- What are you doing here?
531
00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:56,624
I can't accept this.
532
00:35:57,291 --> 00:35:59,249
Oh, Christ.
Put that back in your pocket.
533
00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:00,999
What, you think I broke up with you?
534
00:36:01,291 --> 00:36:02,999
- No, man.
- Your friends, dude,
535
00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:04,874
they're gorillas,
but me and you, we're cool.
536
00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:07,332
Is that it?
537
00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:11,916
What is that?
538
00:36:12,416 --> 00:36:14,016
That one, right there. What's that loop?
539
00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:15,249
That's a handclap.
540
00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:18,383
Yeah, I know it's a handclap, dipshit.
But what is it? Did you make it?
541
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:19,500
It's a sample.
542
00:36:20,541 --> 00:36:23,457
Well, ironically,
it's the only live thing in there.
543
00:36:23,541 --> 00:36:26,290
I mean, amongst all this other
synthetic computer-generated garbage,
544
00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:29,707
that's one honest handclap.
545
00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:33,082
Listen, I get it, man.
I've been there before.
546
00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,999
But you're not gonna get anywhere
using the same old sounds
547
00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:37,790
that every other laptop DJ is using.
548
00:36:37,875 --> 00:36:39,624
Yeah. But, I mean, by definition, like,
549
00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:41,624
all electronic music
is computer-generated.
550
00:36:41,708 --> 00:36:43,207
Yeah, but it can be organic.
551
00:36:45,916 --> 00:36:47,957
So that synthetic kick drum...
552
00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:50,707
So that tinny keyboard...
553
00:36:53,166 --> 00:36:54,582
Music.
554
00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:56,957
Sounds have soul.
555
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:58,665
Build them from scratch.
556
00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:00,457
Find new ones.
557
00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:01,915
Get your head out of that laptop
558
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,499
and start listening to what the real
fucking world is trying to tell you.
559
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,040
That's your problem.
560
00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:08,832
You don't listen.
561
00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,790
Hey, Jimmy is on the phone
about Venetian Fields.
562
00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:14,082
What days are we travelling
to Vegas, 20th or 21 st?
563
00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:17,249
What do you think of that track?
564
00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:20,207
Um, it's fine.
565
00:37:20,291 --> 00:37:21,415
See? Haters.
566
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,832
Haters are your target audience.
567
00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:26,124
Oh. Well, lovers know where you sleep.
568
00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:28,207
- Which day?
- 19th.
569
00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:30,374
- I need a blackjack day.
- Thank you.
570
00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:34,624
Hi, Jimmy. Yeah, he says, um, the 19th.
571
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:39,207
Yeah, we're looking forward to it.
I'll make sure he gets there on time.
572
00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:40,291
Thank you.
573
00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:43,582
Well, you sounded
highly professional right now.
574
00:37:43,666 --> 00:37:45,457
Don't patronise me.
575
00:37:47,291 --> 00:37:50,540
I'm gonna take a break. You can
use the space whenever you want.
576
00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:53,249
You are coming with me.
577
00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:06,665
Hi, I'm calling from
Gold Star Realty Solutions.
578
00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:09,332
May I speak with Tanya Romero?
579
00:38:09,416 --> 00:38:10,416
This is she.
580
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:11,540
Hi, Tanya.
581
00:38:11,625 --> 00:38:14,374
I understand that your bank's
given you a notice of foreclosure.
582
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,790
Yesterday. How did you know that?
583
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:19,915
Well, we work with the banks
to help negotiate...
584
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,290
Shh, honey.
585
00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:24,082
Sounds like you have
a little monster over there.
586
00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:25,415
That's my son, Richard.
587
00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:27,790
Richard.
588
00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:31,499
That's actually... That's funny.
That's my dad's name.
589
00:38:31,583 --> 00:38:33,103
Cole. Cole, baby, come check this out.
590
00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:35,163
Why don't you let him work?
591
00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:38,249
Are you really able
to prevent evictions?
592
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,333
Uh, yeah.
593
00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:41,124
Absolutely. Actually, you know what?
594
00:38:41,208 --> 00:38:43,290
Let me transfer you over to my manager
595
00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:45,540
- and he can talk you through everything.
- First name?
596
00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:47,265
- What?
- What is the client's first name?
597
00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:48,333
Tanya.
598
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,374
Tanya Romero.
599
00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:52,915
Tanya, Paige Laurel.
600
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,640
I hear we're catching you
at a rough time.
601
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:57,374
Right. Oh, right.
602
00:38:57,458 --> 00:39:00,457
Let me just tell you a little bit
about what we do.
603
00:40:17,958 --> 00:40:19,874
- I need your voice.
- I don't want to.
604
00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:22,078
- No, I'm not doing it.
- Come here. Help me, come on.
605
00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:25,790
- You don't wanna help your buddy?
- No. No!
606
00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:27,915
Number nine.
607
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,082
Number nine.
608
00:40:32,666 --> 00:40:35,832
♫ Synchronicity is electricity
609
00:40:36,541 --> 00:40:39,874
♫ Synchronicity is electricity
610
00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:21,957
Good. That's good.
611
00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:25,665
- That was it?
- Yeah, that's it.
612
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,040
That's how you make a track.
613
00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:29,415
- That was really, really scary.
- That was it.
614
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:30,665
That's the one.
615
00:41:31,291 --> 00:41:32,707
He said, "Meet me at the fountain."
616
00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:35,082
I was like, "'Fountain'? We're in Rome.
There's fountains everywhere.
617
00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:36,915
"Which fountain?"
618
00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:41,540
Hey, let's wait till Clarissa's.
619
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,415
Clarissa. Who's Clarissa?
620
00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:48,207
Um, you met her, like,
three times. She, um...
621
00:41:48,291 --> 00:41:50,415
She just graduated from Stanford.
622
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:52,540
Oh, the Stanford party. Right.
623
00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:55,078
Come on, they're my friends.
624
00:41:56,291 --> 00:41:57,611
Well, I can be your friend, baby.
625
00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:04,624
Why don't you take Cole?
Cole, you should go.
626
00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:09,040
Come on, man. It's Friday night.
627
00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:10,665
Like, what else are you gonna do?
628
00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:12,999
I'm gonna watch C-Span
until I lose faith in humanity.
629
00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:14,582
But you guys should go.
630
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,332
You can talk about your
millennial angst. Too much validation.
631
00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:22,124
The irony is
if you're gonna be a lawyer,
632
00:42:22,208 --> 00:42:24,624
you're basically handing in essays
for the rest of your life.
633
00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:26,165
Yeah, but at least
now I'm getting paid for it.
634
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:27,540
Cheers to that.
635
00:42:29,541 --> 00:42:30,541
What do you do?
636
00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:32,832
Uh, I'm an assistant.
637
00:42:32,916 --> 00:42:34,082
Oh, yeah? Where at?
638
00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:36,040
A personal assistant, actually.
639
00:42:36,125 --> 00:42:38,165
- For a musician.
- Oh, for who?
640
00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:39,499
I love music.
641
00:42:39,583 --> 00:42:41,624
James Reed? He's a DJ.
642
00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:46,040
Yeah, I don't know him.
643
00:42:46,541 --> 00:42:48,665
- I'm gonna get a drink.
- I'll come with you.
644
00:42:49,125 --> 00:42:50,249
Excuse me.
645
00:42:53,625 --> 00:42:56,790
I think they spent, like,
$200 on cheese.
646
00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:59,249
Yeah, and half the people here
don't eat dairy.
647
00:43:01,166 --> 00:43:02,665
I'm gonna find the bathroom.
648
00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:04,540
You sure you're okay?
649
00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:06,415
Yeah, I'm fine.
650
00:43:09,541 --> 00:43:11,707
Hey,
that Sophie girl is pretty cute.
651
00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:14,457
- Is she our year?
- For like a minute. She failed out.
652
00:43:15,041 --> 00:43:16,082
What do you mean?
653
00:43:16,166 --> 00:43:18,082
Every guy in our dorm saw her tits.
654
00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:20,624
I never went there personally.
Wish I had.
655
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,290
The line's too long.
656
00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:24,499
- Here, let's go over here.
- Why?
657
00:43:24,583 --> 00:43:26,749
And she's, like,
totally fucking the DJ she works for.
658
00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:28,707
He's, like, 40 and pays the bills.
659
00:43:28,791 --> 00:43:31,124
Hey, I'd help her
buy groceries for a week or two.
660
00:43:34,583 --> 00:43:36,082
- Don't.
- Hmm?
661
00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:45,124
Hey, when you guys jerk each other off,
do you take turns?
662
00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:49,207
Or is it more of like
a simultaneous kind of deal?
663
00:43:52,791 --> 00:43:53,874
Cole! Stop!
664
00:43:54,208 --> 00:43:55,332
Hey!
665
00:44:02,541 --> 00:44:04,457
You really didn't have to do that.
666
00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:06,040
Fuck those guys.
667
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,832
They wouldn't last two seconds
in the real world.
668
00:44:10,875 --> 00:44:13,707
Those guys will
end up running the real world.
669
00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:15,665
Yeah, I know.
670
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:19,790
Just so you know, I didn't fail out.
671
00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:22,207
I just needed to take some time off.
672
00:44:23,708 --> 00:44:27,665
Now all my friends are graduating
and I have nothing to show for myself.
673
00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:31,665
Why don't you just go back to school?
674
00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,249
I can't afford it.
675
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:39,749
There are a tonne of schools
that are cheaper than Stanford.
676
00:44:42,416 --> 00:44:43,707
Yeah, maybe.
677
00:44:50,125 --> 00:44:52,957
James thinks you're really talented.
678
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,249
Yeah?
679
00:44:55,666 --> 00:44:57,040
Yeah.
680
00:44:57,750 --> 00:44:59,832
He said that?
681
00:45:00,583 --> 00:45:04,790
He said you have
"an acute sense of assemblage".
682
00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:10,374
Yes!
683
00:45:15,208 --> 00:45:16,790
What the fuck does that mean?
684
00:45:16,875 --> 00:45:17,957
Is it French?
685
00:45:18,041 --> 00:45:19,582
Assemblage.
686
00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:20,874
Assemblage.
687
00:45:21,708 --> 00:45:23,308
- Do you really know what it means?
- No.
688
00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:25,749
I don't really, either,
but it's a good thing, I think.
689
00:45:25,833 --> 00:45:26,874
I think so, too.
690
00:45:46,541 --> 00:45:48,665
We have got uppers,
downers, screamers, laughers,
691
00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:51,624
MDMA and some fucking Special K.
692
00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:54,707
Even got some mints for the kids.
693
00:45:54,791 --> 00:45:56,124
I fucking love music festivals.
694
00:45:56,208 --> 00:46:00,165
Yeah, every hit of ecstasy is, like,
five years of jail sentence at least.
695
00:46:00,250 --> 00:46:02,749
All right, rave rule number one. Okay?
696
00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:05,332
If anybody gets lost,
we have the buddy fucking system.
697
00:46:05,416 --> 00:46:07,290
We meet back at the car, right?
698
00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:09,055
I hate being daddy here,
but I gotta do it.
699
00:46:09,083 --> 00:46:11,540
That's the rule.
700
00:46:39,541 --> 00:46:41,540
It's just a phone.
701
00:47:18,083 --> 00:47:19,290
Hey, are you here?
702
00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:21,290
I'm at the Ferris wheel. Come find me.
703
00:47:22,291 --> 00:47:24,207
I love it here.
704
00:47:28,958 --> 00:47:30,082
I gotta go.
705
00:47:31,541 --> 00:47:33,374
Hey, guys, I'll be right back.
706
00:47:33,458 --> 00:47:35,290
- I'll be right back.
- Where the fuck are you going, man?
707
00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:36,948
Fuck, man! Where are you going?
708
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,915
James got drunk and ditched me.
709
00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:52,749
- Are you rolling?
- Me? Never.
710
00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,624
Stick out your tongue.
711
00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:23,290
Where are you, man? We're at the spot.
712
00:49:23,375 --> 00:49:24,749
Just give him five minutes.
713
00:51:20,708 --> 00:51:23,374
- Hi.
- Hi.
714
00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:27,999
Should we get room service?
715
00:51:32,958 --> 00:51:34,749
- I want pancakes.
- Hmm.
716
00:51:44,375 --> 00:51:46,207
I want a cheeseburger.
717
00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:50,540
- Cheeseburger?
- With bacon.
718
00:51:52,125 --> 00:51:53,999
And fries.
719
00:51:54,083 --> 00:51:55,457
And a side of avocado.
720
00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:02,540
Mmm.
721
00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:11,290
- So good.
- So good.
722
00:52:11,375 --> 00:52:12,624
How is yours?
723
00:52:12,708 --> 00:52:14,207
Fucking unbelievable.
724
00:52:14,291 --> 00:52:15,374
Can I try?
725
00:52:15,458 --> 00:52:16,540
Yes.
726
00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:19,582
Oh, my God. I'm stuffing my face.
727
00:52:19,666 --> 00:52:22,332
I was so hungry. So good.
728
00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:24,749
Mmm.
729
00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:26,707
You have no idea.
730
00:52:29,708 --> 00:52:31,499
Can't believe you fucking
did that to your friends, right?
731
00:52:31,583 --> 00:52:34,499
I mean, she'd better have been
an eight and a half, like, on a bad day.
732
00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:35,823
What are you fucking smiling...
733
00:52:35,875 --> 00:52:37,415
You ditch your friends,
and you're smiling.
734
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:39,374
It's not fucking funny.
If I didn't love you,
735
00:52:39,625 --> 00:52:40,832
or if you didn't have
such a pretty smile,
736
00:52:40,916 --> 00:52:43,082
I swear to God,
I'd fucking take you down.
737
00:53:17,666 --> 00:53:20,332
Hey, it's Sophie,
leave a message.
738
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,249
Gold Star Realty Solutions.
739
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:31,290
Hi, uh, this is Tanya Romero.
740
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,999
Is this Cole?
741
00:53:33,083 --> 00:53:34,499
Yeah. Hi, Tanya.
742
00:53:34,583 --> 00:53:36,624
Uh, can you do something for me?
743
00:53:37,916 --> 00:53:39,249
Hello? Cole?
744
00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:42,332
Hello?
745
00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:47,207
You.
746
00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:50,457
What the fuck, man?
747
00:53:52,541 --> 00:53:53,957
You didn't call me at the festival.
748
00:53:54,791 --> 00:53:57,665
I met up
with these Ukrainian acrobats...
749
00:53:57,750 --> 00:54:00,790
Oh... Cell phone reception was shitty.
750
00:54:01,458 --> 00:54:03,957
Come on. The fight's already started.
751
00:54:04,291 --> 00:54:07,124
Oh, uh, can I get you
something to drink?
752
00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:08,207
Uh, yeah, man, whatever you're having.
753
00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:11,374
Well, I'm having Pellegrino
'cause I'm... laying off.
754
00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:15,082
- Sure, the same thing.
- Same thing?
755
00:54:15,166 --> 00:54:16,166
Yeah, Pellegrino.
756
00:54:16,333 --> 00:54:18,290
All right. Yay!
757
00:54:26,041 --> 00:54:27,124
I'm not really
into sports
758
00:54:27,208 --> 00:54:28,957
but there's something about grown men
beating the shit out of each other
759
00:54:29,041 --> 00:54:31,457
while their friends watch
that really intrigues me.
760
00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:40,832
I'm gonna go get an energy drink.
Anybody want anything?
761
00:54:40,916 --> 00:54:42,415
No, I'm good, man, thank you.
762
00:54:51,541 --> 00:54:53,290
I tried to call you.
763
00:54:57,750 --> 00:54:59,624
Look, it was inevitable
it was gonna happen
764
00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:02,207
and it happened, so let's just move on.
765
00:55:02,541 --> 00:55:03,665
What?
766
00:55:07,541 --> 00:55:08,957
Is that what you really want?
767
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:15,665
Anyway... I may or may not
have gotten a little sentimental.
768
00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:18,457
Here you go.
769
00:55:27,875 --> 00:55:30,374
It's actually a self-serving gift.
770
00:55:30,458 --> 00:55:32,540
I was asked to play
the Pioneer DJ Summerfest,
771
00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:33,707
they said I could bring an opener.
772
00:55:33,791 --> 00:55:34,874
Are you kidding me?
773
00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:37,707
But then I imagined you
up there with your janky rig
774
00:55:37,791 --> 00:55:42,707
in front of all those gyrating tweens
and it just didn't sit right.
775
00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:45,999
Better get that track ready.
776
00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:21,790
This, uh, I...
I found on my door yesterday.
777
00:56:22,083 --> 00:56:23,874
Uh-oh.
778
00:56:24,666 --> 00:56:25,666
God!
779
00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:27,540
Just awful. Mmm.
780
00:56:28,041 --> 00:56:29,374
I can't even imagine.
781
00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:35,124
So, what's the next move?
782
00:56:35,208 --> 00:56:39,665
Mrs Romero, I'm sure you must know
the housing market right now,
783
00:56:40,208 --> 00:56:41,915
it's just brutal.
784
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,249
Now, I brought a record
of our correspondence with your bank
785
00:56:44,375 --> 00:56:46,915
and if you look at this,
you can see that we pushed.
786
00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:50,499
It's just... These guys, they just,
they do not wanna work with us.
787
00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:53,457
Where does that leave me?
788
00:56:53,541 --> 00:56:56,374
Yeah, Paige, there's gotta be
something we could do.
789
00:56:57,666 --> 00:57:00,082
Okay. Um...
790
00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:04,207
Look, there is, uh...
There's one thing, I guess.
791
00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:06,499
It's not
something that we usually do.
792
00:57:06,583 --> 00:57:10,624
But if you were to sign
the deed of your house over to us,
793
00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:16,165
I could offer you a $20,000 rebate
right here on the spot.
794
00:57:16,250 --> 00:57:18,582
You're offering to
buy my house for $20,000
795
00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:20,290
but it's worth $300,000.
796
00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:22,624
Yeah, but that's just a number, right?
797
00:57:22,708 --> 00:57:23,999
I mean, it really doesn't mean anything.
798
00:57:24,083 --> 00:57:27,707
You see, that number doesn't matter
because you're in foreclosure.
799
00:57:27,791 --> 00:57:33,040
So you could lose your house,
get nothing, or sign it over to us.
800
00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:35,374
I'll rent it back to you
and I'll do it at a lower rate.
801
00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:41,999
What was that?
802
00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:45,374
Just did more for that woman
than any bank ever could.
803
00:57:45,458 --> 00:57:46,957
You just stole her fucking house.
804
00:57:47,041 --> 00:57:49,332
No, no, no. We just made
real fucking money in there.
805
00:57:49,416 --> 00:57:52,249
You got that? Real fucking money.
Did you see that chandelier?
806
00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:55,790
I will sell this place
for 500-600 grand, easy.
807
00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:57,457
Sell it?
808
00:57:57,541 --> 00:58:00,707
You just said
you were gonna rent it back to her.
809
00:58:00,791 --> 00:58:01,999
Jesus, get out of here.
810
00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:03,083
You got to relax, kid.
811
00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:05,206
I'm not talking about
doing it overnight, all right?
812
00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:06,874
- Fuck, man!
- Hey, hey, hey!
813
00:58:07,208 --> 00:58:08,208
Listen.
814
00:58:08,291 --> 00:58:10,999
Everybody is responsible for themselves.
You got that?
815
00:58:11,208 --> 00:58:12,415
You just walked in that house,
816
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:14,790
you earned yourself a $15,000 bonus.
817
00:58:14,875 --> 00:58:17,124
Now, do you want that money
or are you too upset?
818
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:08,207
You know why
the dining experience is subpar in LA?
819
00:59:08,791 --> 00:59:11,790
'Cause the restaurant staff
is biding their time
820
00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:14,415
until they land a sitcom.
821
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:18,040
They can remember their lines but
they can't remember my fucking order.
822
00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:19,915
Well, it got a good review online.
823
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:24,165
Oh, yes. The high-minded people
of the internet have spoken.
824
00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:26,570
The high-minded people of the internet
speak highly of you.
825
00:59:26,958 --> 00:59:28,707
Oh, yeah.
826
00:59:28,791 --> 00:59:30,151
That shows you how much they know.
827
00:59:32,083 --> 00:59:33,624
- Hey.
- Hey.
828
00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:38,207
Another drink.
I can't talk when you're like this.
829
00:59:38,291 --> 00:59:39,790
Oh, like what?
830
00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:44,041
Oh.
831
00:59:44,583 --> 00:59:45,874
Happy birthday.
832
00:59:47,916 --> 00:59:49,290
I think I'm gonna go.
833
00:59:49,375 --> 00:59:51,040
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on.
834
00:59:52,750 --> 00:59:55,040
Wanna have some cake?
It's my birthday.
835
00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:56,374
Happy birthday, man.
836
00:59:56,458 --> 00:59:58,082
Come here, come here.
837
01:00:01,083 --> 01:00:02,874
Take that. Take it. Take it.
838
01:00:03,958 --> 01:00:05,332
Thanks.
839
01:00:05,416 --> 01:00:08,999
Soph, you want a piece
with a blueberry on it?
840
01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:17,249
Mmm. Oh, that's good.
841
01:00:17,791 --> 01:00:19,374
Cole?
842
01:00:19,458 --> 01:00:21,290
- So good, baby.
- It's really good.
843
01:00:25,583 --> 01:00:27,874
You know I hate my birthday.
844
01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:30,124
I got it.
845
01:00:30,208 --> 01:00:31,415
Now I hate it, too.
846
01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:34,374
Soph.
847
01:00:35,541 --> 01:00:37,165
All right, you're gonna miss out.
848
01:00:37,625 --> 01:00:39,915
Cole and I are gonna
eat this entire thing.
849
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,165
Do what you want.
You always do.
850
01:00:43,250 --> 01:00:44,540
Yes!
851
01:00:45,416 --> 01:00:46,624
It's a good philosophy.
852
01:00:46,708 --> 01:00:49,915
If everybody did what they wanted,
the world would be a happier place.
853
01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:52,165
You're not happy. You're drunk.
854
01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:53,999
- I'm just gonna go.
- No, no, no, stay.
855
01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:56,207
Apparently this is my birthday party
and we're gonna celebrate.
856
01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:57,731
Sophie, come on, let's have a drink.
857
01:00:58,083 --> 01:00:59,374
Sophie.
858
01:00:59,916 --> 01:01:01,124
Get your ass down here!
859
01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:07,499
Is this the part
where I go redeem myself?
860
01:01:13,708 --> 01:01:15,290
Come on.
861
01:01:15,375 --> 01:01:17,207
Let's get out of here.
862
01:01:28,416 --> 01:01:29,499
Oh, yeah!
863
01:01:34,416 --> 01:01:35,707
Summerfest!
864
01:01:35,791 --> 01:01:36,999
Cheers.
865
01:01:43,458 --> 01:01:45,499
It's gonna be a blast, man.
You think you're ready?
866
01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:47,582
- Mmm.
- This could be your big launch, man.
867
01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:50,249
I know a lot of young DJs
got their start at Summerfest.
868
01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:52,957
Are you listening to me?
I feel like you're not listening to me.
869
01:01:53,041 --> 01:01:54,374
I gotta piss.
870
01:01:54,458 --> 01:01:55,665
I'm not feeling so hot.
871
01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:57,790
Jesus! You broke the seal too early.
872
01:02:02,625 --> 01:02:06,415
You are so talented.
873
01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:29,124
Wow.
874
01:02:29,208 --> 01:02:30,707
You were right.
875
01:02:30,791 --> 01:02:32,332
You really shouldn't drink whisky.
876
01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:36,457
What's that? Is that your phone?
877
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,290
Hey!
Answer your fucking phone, Cole!
878
01:02:39,541 --> 01:02:41,415
Who is that?
879
01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:42,582
What the fuck is your problem?
880
01:02:42,708 --> 01:02:45,290
Who the fuck is calling you
at 1:00 a.m.?
881
01:02:48,166 --> 01:02:49,749
She probably wants to talk about you.
882
01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:53,749
You ungrateful little shit.
Did you fuck her?
883
01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:55,290
What?
884
01:02:55,916 --> 01:02:58,415
- Fuck.
- Did you fuck her?
885
01:03:04,958 --> 01:03:06,374
Ow!
886
01:03:06,666 --> 01:03:08,165
What the fuck was that?
887
01:03:08,250 --> 01:03:10,130
That's four years of MMA,
emphasis on Muay Thai.
888
01:03:11,916 --> 01:03:13,332
This is your thing, right?
I mean, you like to fight.
889
01:03:13,416 --> 01:03:14,416
Come on, get up.
890
01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:16,082
You don't give a shit about her, man.
891
01:03:16,166 --> 01:03:17,832
You think 'cause you went off
to Vegas and you fucked her,
892
01:03:17,916 --> 01:03:18,915
you know something I don't?
893
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,415
She loves you, you loser.
894
01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:23,540
Oh, I'm a loser, says the guy with
the drug dealer friends and no car.
895
01:03:23,666 --> 01:03:25,374
You're all talk, man.
896
01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:29,249
You think you're some musical genius.
897
01:03:30,375 --> 01:03:32,457
Maybe you used to be good.
898
01:03:34,166 --> 01:03:35,790
Now you're just a drunk sell-out.
899
01:03:36,458 --> 01:03:38,832
Collecting the cheque.
900
01:03:44,666 --> 01:03:47,665
You listen to me,
you weaselly little cunt.
901
01:03:47,750 --> 01:03:51,249
You don't know a damn thing about me,
the things I walk around with.
902
01:03:51,333 --> 01:03:53,457
What are you, 23 years old?
903
01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:55,874
You haven't even been alive long enough
904
01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:58,582
to understand the meaning
of the world "irreparable".
905
01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:02,323
But at some point in your life,
906
01:04:02,375 --> 01:04:05,540
there are gonna be things
that finish you.
907
01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:11,249
There won't be a damn thing
you can do about it.
908
01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:28,665
Why did you shave it?
909
01:04:29,208 --> 01:04:30,915
Good day, gentlemen.
910
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,000
Why did you do that, man?
911
01:04:32,083 --> 01:04:34,540
I was just getting used to fucking
hanging out with Burt Reynolds.
912
01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:36,145
You look like you're 10 years old now.
913
01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:39,791
What happened to you?
914
01:04:42,291 --> 01:04:43,331
Don't wanna talk about it.
915
01:04:44,083 --> 01:04:46,499
Fucking depressing in here.
Let's get some sushi.
916
01:04:54,333 --> 01:04:56,665
After we eat, I got something
special to show you guys.
917
01:04:59,958 --> 01:05:01,249
I'm gonna join him.
918
01:05:05,375 --> 01:05:07,832
Sorry about Summerfest, man.
You would have killed it.
919
01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:16,415
I've been applying for jobs
at a few places.
920
01:05:17,416 --> 01:05:18,499
Entry-level positions.
921
01:05:21,916 --> 01:05:23,124
Wait, are you recording this?
922
01:05:25,041 --> 01:05:27,374
Why? You don't wanna
keep working with the group?
923
01:05:28,541 --> 01:05:31,249
I don't know. Do you?
924
01:05:32,625 --> 01:05:34,865
Don't you feel like there's
a lot more we could be doing?
925
01:05:35,833 --> 01:05:37,624
- Like more quality stuff?
- Yeah.
926
01:05:37,708 --> 01:05:38,915
Dude, this is fucking temporary.
927
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,707
You think we signed up
for a lifetime in real estate?
928
01:05:41,041 --> 01:05:42,624
And it's not temporary.
929
01:05:44,125 --> 01:05:45,832
We've always been those guys.
930
01:05:46,291 --> 01:05:47,915
I mean, Cole,
931
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:50,874
are we ever gonna be better than this?
932
01:05:56,583 --> 01:05:58,374
I thought we said Hollywood Hills,
not Granada Hills.
933
01:05:58,458 --> 01:05:59,499
It's a stepping stone
934
01:05:59,583 --> 01:06:04,082
and it gets us all out of our
unsatisfactory respective situations.
935
01:06:04,166 --> 01:06:05,790
Cole, come here. Check this shit out.
936
01:06:05,875 --> 01:06:09,207
This right here is your studio.
937
01:06:10,375 --> 01:06:12,040
Soundproof the walls.
938
01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:15,582
What do you give to a man
who has everything?
939
01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:20,915
Just more of that man.
940
01:06:23,291 --> 01:06:24,790
And this...
941
01:06:25,791 --> 01:06:27,207
This is me.
942
01:06:27,291 --> 01:06:28,999
Of course.
943
01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:31,957
You'll all be very happy to know
there's a central AC unit.
944
01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:35,582
Huh?
945
01:06:37,333 --> 01:06:39,040
What if somebody wants to move out?
946
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,125
They fucking move out.
947
01:06:40,666 --> 01:06:42,186
We'll fill it in with some Craigslist.
948
01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:43,916
How much?
949
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,207
- 750.
- You got the biggest room, I noticed.
950
01:06:46,291 --> 01:06:47,731
Yeah. Well, that's the finder's fee.
951
01:06:47,791 --> 01:06:49,582
- You pay nine, we pay seven.
- Great!
952
01:06:49,750 --> 01:06:50,999
Okay.
953
01:06:52,166 --> 01:06:53,166
Who is this for?
954
01:06:54,166 --> 01:06:55,165
- Huh?
- You already rented it?
955
01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:56,450
- Here you go.
- Are you crazy?
956
01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:58,540
Oh, dude. I forgot the best part.
957
01:07:02,541 --> 01:07:04,374
What are you doing?
958
01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:05,707
Welcome to the dream, bitches.
959
01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:06,833
What?
960
01:07:14,458 --> 01:07:15,957
Get in! The water's warm.
961
01:07:18,875 --> 01:07:20,165
Do a back flip, Squirrel.
962
01:07:20,250 --> 01:07:21,832
Get in!
963
01:07:23,083 --> 01:07:24,290
Yeah!
964
01:08:26,541 --> 01:08:29,040
♫ I ain't got no crystal ball
965
01:08:29,125 --> 01:08:35,249
♫ If I had a million dollars
but I'd, I'd spend it all
966
01:08:35,333 --> 01:08:37,999
We fucking made it. We made it.
967
01:09:09,708 --> 01:09:10,832
Oh, fuck.
968
01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:20,040
Oh, man.
969
01:09:23,291 --> 01:09:25,040
Can you stop smacking on that?
970
01:09:26,583 --> 01:09:29,665
Dude, I'm fucking dying here.
I'm literally dying.
971
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:34,040
Hey, what was the name of
the blonde chick that was playing, uh,
972
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,624
chicken fights?
973
01:09:36,708 --> 01:09:38,332
I think I banged her.
974
01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:41,540
This house is gonna
get us arrested, man.
975
01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:43,832
Have you guys seen
what happened in that bathroom?
976
01:09:43,916 --> 01:09:45,374
It's fucking...
977
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:46,540
Yo, Squirrel.
978
01:09:46,625 --> 01:09:48,665
What was the name of that
fucking blonde chick that I was, like...
979
01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:50,332
Yo, this guy was
a fucking legend last night.
980
01:09:50,416 --> 01:09:52,124
Squirrelly bird, I salute you.
981
01:09:52,208 --> 01:09:54,915
Squirrel. Hey, who was that
blonde bitch yesterday?
982
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,832
Remember her?
983
01:09:56,916 --> 01:09:57,916
Hey, wake up.
984
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,582
Yo, Squirrel.
985
01:10:00,875 --> 01:10:02,249
Oh, fuck!
986
01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:03,375
Squirrel!
987
01:10:03,458 --> 01:10:06,082
Yo, Cole. He's fucking grey, dude.
988
01:10:06,166 --> 01:10:07,915
- What?
- He's cold, man. His fucking lips.
989
01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:11,125
Squirrel, wake up!
990
01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:12,791
Squirrel.
991
01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:14,035
No, he's not breathing, guys!
992
01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:15,540
- What's the address?
- He's not fucking breathing!
993
01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:18,207
- I don't know.
- You don't know the fucking... Fuck.
994
01:10:18,291 --> 01:10:20,832
He's not fucking breathing, man!
Squirrel, wake up, man!
995
01:10:20,916 --> 01:10:23,040
Get him up! Get him up! Get him up!
996
01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:24,790
Just get him up.
997
01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:28,040
- Our friend, he's passed out. He's grey!
- What'd you give him last night?
998
01:10:28,125 --> 01:10:29,540
What'd he take?
999
01:11:33,916 --> 01:11:35,457
I'm never going
back to that house.
1000
01:11:40,750 --> 01:11:42,165
Paige sends his condolences.
1001
01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:47,290
Wow, that's real thoughtful of him.
A condolence text.
1002
01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:51,207
If you think I'm going back
to work for that guy,
1003
01:11:51,291 --> 01:11:52,499
you're out of your mind.
1004
01:11:52,666 --> 01:11:54,165
Oh, that's great.
1005
01:11:54,250 --> 01:11:56,624
Let's throw away
the one good job that we have.
1006
01:11:56,708 --> 01:11:58,332
We're ruining lives.
1007
01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:02,040
Do you realise that?
1008
01:12:03,875 --> 01:12:05,582
Hey, listen. Fuck Paige.
1009
01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:06,915
We're not going back
to work for him, okay?
1010
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,457
Because we don't need him.
We got our own thing.
1011
01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:09,583
What thing?
1012
01:12:09,666 --> 01:12:11,374
We got Thursdays, we got the club.
1013
01:12:11,458 --> 01:12:12,624
You're gonna book a sitcom, man.
1014
01:12:12,708 --> 01:12:15,457
I know you are, and you're gonna
bring celebs to the club.
1015
01:12:15,541 --> 01:12:17,332
And Cole is gonna be headlining.
1016
01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:19,040
We're gonna tear the sides
from this shit right up.
1017
01:12:19,125 --> 01:12:21,040
None of that is real, dude.
1018
01:12:21,416 --> 01:12:23,290
It is not gonna happen.
1019
01:12:24,125 --> 01:12:26,040
Man, I'm not gonna be an actor.
1020
01:12:26,125 --> 01:12:27,415
We're not gonna be millionaires.
1021
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:30,124
Stuff just doesn't...
It doesn't work like that.
1022
01:12:32,083 --> 01:12:35,040
Look, I look around me, man.
1023
01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:36,707
What else am I supposed to do?
1024
01:12:38,708 --> 01:12:41,749
Look, I'm good at this.
You know, I can do this.
1025
01:12:43,916 --> 01:12:46,290
I don't wanna be a loser
the rest of my life.
1026
01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:49,624
And you guys...
1027
01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:53,374
You guys can hate me if you want to
but I'm not quitting.
1028
01:12:55,666 --> 01:12:56,957
Good.
1029
01:12:57,750 --> 01:13:00,249
That makes perfect sense,
because you are a fucking loser.
1030
01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:04,249
You're a conniving, half-blood,
disloyal little fucking loser.
1031
01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:05,333
Oh, calm yourself.
1032
01:13:05,416 --> 01:13:06,665
And if it hadn't been
for your pill-popping ass
1033
01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:08,249
getting Squirrel fucked-up all night,
1034
01:13:08,333 --> 01:13:10,333
I think he'd still be sitting
right the fuck there.
1035
01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:12,957
- You trying to put that on me right now?
- Oh, fuck.
1036
01:13:13,041 --> 01:13:14,790
I'm just saying what
everybody else here wants to say,
1037
01:13:14,875 --> 01:13:17,207
but they can't do it because
they don't have the fucking...
1038
01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:20,457
All right, man?
1039
01:13:23,208 --> 01:13:24,582
Get off!
1040
01:13:24,875 --> 01:13:25,875
Shut the fuck up!
1041
01:13:30,958 --> 01:13:32,749
I'm so fucking done with you.
1042
01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:43,707
Fuck him.
And fuck Paige, too. You know what?
1043
01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:45,749
Those motherfuckers
are perfect for each other.
1044
01:13:59,208 --> 01:14:00,832
Fucking Squirrel.
1045
01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:03,665
Can't believe he's gone.
1046
01:14:07,083 --> 01:14:08,290
Hey, are you here?
1047
01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:10,457
I'm at the Ferris wheel. Come find me.
1048
01:14:11,125 --> 01:14:12,540
I love it here.
1049
01:14:14,666 --> 01:14:15,790
Hey, are you here?
1050
01:14:15,875 --> 01:14:18,707
I'm at the Ferris wheel. Come find me.
1051
01:14:18,875 --> 01:14:20,082
I love it here.
1052
01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:29,915
I've been
applying for jobs at a few places.
1053
01:14:31,541 --> 01:14:32,915
Entry-level positions.
1054
01:14:35,916 --> 01:14:37,457
Wait, are you recording this?
1055
01:14:43,666 --> 01:14:44,957
Oh, great.
1056
01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:46,790
It's my favourite person.
1057
01:14:57,625 --> 01:15:00,707
- I'm good.
- Yeah, I'm not offering you one.
1058
01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:05,165
- That's okay.
- Yeah. I know it's okay.
1059
01:15:05,791 --> 01:15:08,249
You fucked my girlfriend
and you called me washed-up.
1060
01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:09,749
Those weren't my exact words.
1061
01:15:09,833 --> 01:15:13,332
You twentysomethings, man,
you're all about that.
1062
01:15:13,416 --> 01:15:16,124
Sharing your acute observations.
1063
01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:22,415
I know I messed up, man.
1064
01:15:23,750 --> 01:15:24,957
I'm sorry.
1065
01:15:27,333 --> 01:15:30,457
- Is that why you came over here?
- Mostly.
1066
01:15:30,625 --> 01:15:32,832
- You look like shit.
- So do you.
1067
01:15:32,916 --> 01:15:34,749
Yeah, well, I actually feel terrific.
1068
01:15:38,250 --> 01:15:40,832
Did you know Sophie moved to the Valley?
1069
01:15:41,250 --> 01:15:44,165
North Hollywood. Is that a real place?
1070
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:48,499
She's making $6 espressos
at a vegan café
1071
01:15:48,583 --> 01:15:50,165
where they only serve
Fairtrade organic.
1072
01:15:52,666 --> 01:15:54,499
She's better off without me.
1073
01:15:55,541 --> 01:15:57,624
Summerfest is coming up this Saturday.
1074
01:15:57,708 --> 01:15:59,207
You really messed up on that one.
1075
01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:00,707
I didn't deserve it, anyway.
1076
01:16:01,583 --> 01:16:03,374
What's wrong with you?
1077
01:16:04,958 --> 01:16:06,874
Squirrel died.
1078
01:16:14,333 --> 01:16:16,249
It might be my fault.
1079
01:16:16,333 --> 01:16:18,082
Oh, come on, man.
Of course it's not your fault.
1080
01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:19,540
You don't know that.
1081
01:16:20,791 --> 01:16:22,749
It's like no one thinks
they're a bad person.
1082
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,915
I don't think I'm a good one.
1083
01:16:35,250 --> 01:16:38,249
Man, you're not even
a real person until you're 27.
1084
01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:46,082
I haven't made shit in weeks.
1085
01:16:48,625 --> 01:16:50,165
Don't let it be years.
1086
01:17:35,291 --> 01:17:36,749
Hey.
1087
01:17:36,833 --> 01:17:37,915
Hey.
1088
01:17:44,958 --> 01:17:46,207
Are you okay?
1089
01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:48,582
Yeah.
1090
01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:53,499
So, like, do you like working here?
1091
01:17:55,041 --> 01:17:56,749
No?
1092
01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:58,040
I mean, the tips are shitty
1093
01:17:58,125 --> 01:17:59,749
and the manager's always hitting on me.
1094
01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:04,499
But, you know,
if you want some free pie on Thursdays,
1095
01:18:04,583 --> 01:18:05,832
I might be able to hook it up.
1096
01:18:05,916 --> 01:18:07,665
- Oh, shit.
- No promises, though, I mean...
1097
01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:10,582
All right.
1098
01:18:38,125 --> 01:18:39,249
Shit!
1099
01:18:40,875 --> 01:18:42,749
Fuck that shit.
1100
01:19:43,750 --> 01:19:44,790
What are you doing?
1101
01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:47,624
Hold on. Just keep going. Keep going.
1102
01:21:07,583 --> 01:21:10,040
- James.
- What's up?
1103
01:21:10,125 --> 01:21:12,124
Can we talk about Summerfest real fast?
1104
01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:15,332
I think I have something.
1105
01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:19,082
I'm playing Summerfest tomorrow.
1106
01:21:21,291 --> 01:21:22,665
That's fucking awesome.
1107
01:21:24,625 --> 01:21:26,290
Congratulations, man.
1108
01:22:13,708 --> 01:22:14,790
What's up, guys?
1109
01:22:15,791 --> 01:22:17,249
How you doing? That's my boy Cole.
1110
01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:20,374
Fellas. That's my boy Cole.
Cole's opening for me.
1111
01:22:22,791 --> 01:22:24,290
All right.
1112
01:22:42,333 --> 01:22:44,290
That's a lot of beating hearts
out there.
1113
01:22:45,541 --> 01:22:47,332
Think you can handle it?
1114
01:23:33,958 --> 01:23:34,999
What's up?
1115
01:23:36,583 --> 01:23:38,040
I'm Cole Carter.
1116
01:25:15,916 --> 01:25:19,124
I love it here. I love it here.
1117
01:25:19,250 --> 01:25:20,749
I love it here.
1118
01:25:21,291 --> 01:25:22,332
I love it here.
1119
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,290
Wait, are you recording this?
1120
01:26:24,250 --> 01:26:26,457
What, you don't wanna
keep working with the group?
1121
01:26:26,541 --> 01:26:29,165
I don't know. Do you?
1122
01:26:29,250 --> 01:26:31,499
Don't you feel like there's
a lot more we could be doing?
1123
01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:34,040
Like, more quality stuff.
1124
01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:39,540
I mean, Cole,
are we ever gonna be better than this?
1125
01:26:43,458 --> 01:26:45,874
Are we ever gonna be better than this?
1126
01:26:48,541 --> 01:26:50,061
Are we ever gonna be better than this?
1127
01:26:58,333 --> 01:27:00,415
Are we ever gonna be better than this?!
1128
01:27:30,458 --> 01:27:32,332
Are we ever gonna be better than this?!
1129
01:28:12,291 --> 01:28:16,582
These days you can invent an app,
start a blog, sell shit online.
1130
01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:21,290
But if you're a DJ, you're gonna need
to start with one track.
1131
01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:24,207
And if it's real enough
1132
01:28:25,333 --> 01:28:27,665
and honest enough,
1133
01:28:28,166 --> 01:28:30,124
and if it's made of
everything that's made you,
1134
01:28:31,833 --> 01:28:36,790
where you come from,
who you knew, your history,
1135
01:28:38,875 --> 01:28:42,540
then you may have a chance
at connecting with everyone else.
1136
01:28:45,458 --> 01:28:50,207
And maybe that's your ticket...
to everything.
1137
01:29:11,666 --> 01:29:14,749
All right, everyone.
One at a time. One at a time.
1138
01:29:14,833 --> 01:29:16,749
Don't fuck with me, I'm in a good mood.
1139
01:29:17,791 --> 01:29:18,791
Who's next?
1140
01:29:23,250 --> 01:29:26,249
I'm here to enquire about
a free piece of pie that was advertised.
1141
01:29:26,916 --> 01:29:30,499
Oh, well, um, I believe
that offer is only on Thursdays.
1142
01:29:31,458 --> 01:29:33,415
But, I mean...
1143
01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:36,040
I could make an exception, I guess.
1144
01:29:44,708 --> 01:29:46,124
This is the best part.
1145
01:29:48,625 --> 01:29:49,985
The best part of anything, really.
1146
01:29:52,041 --> 01:29:54,457
It's the moment before it starts.
83075
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