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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:03,290 Well, it's gonna be a big night, right? 2 00:01:03,375 --> 00:01:05,332 I mean, how much are we looking at? 3 00:01:05,416 --> 00:01:07,124 I'll give you five a head. 4 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:08,749 Five a head? Fuck you. 5 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:10,624 There's tiki bars in Encino that pay more than that. 6 00:01:10,708 --> 00:01:12,082 We're gonna pull out on you, then. 7 00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:15,415 How about I guarantee you 500 heads 8 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:17,790 and you fucking bump us up to seven? 9 00:01:17,875 --> 00:01:20,195 You pull 500 girls in the club, I'll give you fucking head. 10 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:21,374 Wait, am I on speaker? 11 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:22,749 Yeah, my phone's broke. 12 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:23,874 What time is Cole's set? 13 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:26,332 Oh, yeah, Cole. I got him down at 9:00 p.m. 14 00:01:26,416 --> 00:01:27,915 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 15 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,790 - Who's going on at 11:00? - Uh, DJ Devin playing at 11:00. 16 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:35,790 Does DJ Devin have 25 Kappa Alpha Alpha mega-sluts 17 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:37,540 coming in a fucking party bus? 18 00:01:37,625 --> 00:01:39,457 'Cause they ain't gonna be there until 11:00. 19 00:01:39,541 --> 00:01:40,749 You know, be a fucking gentleman, Nicky. 20 00:01:41,041 --> 00:01:43,082 Be a gentleman? Fuck you, kid. 21 00:01:43,291 --> 00:01:44,957 11:00. And fix your goddamn phone. 22 00:01:45,041 --> 00:01:46,332 All right, bitch. 23 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:49,832 I got you, boo! 24 00:01:49,916 --> 00:01:51,832 Primetime! 25 00:01:52,375 --> 00:01:54,415 You know, it's a major night for my boy, all right? 26 00:01:54,541 --> 00:01:55,582 Just, you know, cut loose. 27 00:01:55,666 --> 00:01:56,915 Bring whoever. Bring them all. 28 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,374 Bring them all. The girl with the dimples. 29 00:01:58,458 --> 00:01:59,499 See you then. 30 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:02,415 - 150 heads. - Nice, man. 31 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:03,874 Ooh! No, thanks. 32 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:08,207 And the squirrel came scurrying up the tree. 33 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:09,790 Yo, yo. 34 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:10,915 Get out. I'm driving. 35 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,207 - What? - Get out. I'm driving. 36 00:02:18,708 --> 00:02:20,082 Get in. Get in. Come on. 37 00:02:20,958 --> 00:02:22,999 There he is. 38 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:25,707 Wearing a leather jacket in the summertime. 39 00:02:25,791 --> 00:02:27,874 - Good afternoon, gentlemen. - Good God. 40 00:02:28,708 --> 00:02:31,874 Five, four, three, 41 00:02:32,916 --> 00:02:34,874 two, one. 42 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,790 James Reed. Thursday. Social. 43 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:51,075 You should come out to Social. James Reed is headlining. 44 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:53,290 How are you doing? Do you like, uh... Do you like electronic music? 45 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,624 Your nose job looks great. 46 00:02:56,416 --> 00:02:57,457 Do you promise? 47 00:02:57,541 --> 00:02:59,499 James Reed. Social. Thursdays. Bring a friend. 48 00:02:59,583 --> 00:03:01,374 Bring all your friends. If they look like you, bring 'em all. 49 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:02,749 Here, here. All of you guys. 50 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:04,415 Girl, you want to come out on Thursday? 51 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:05,665 James Reed is DJing. 52 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:07,624 Social. Thursdays. I'll take care of you. 53 00:03:07,708 --> 00:03:08,749 Okay. 54 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:09,999 Here, put your number in my phone. 55 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:11,665 If you guys bring, like, a couple of friends, 56 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:13,999 I can get you a free bottle. It's Cole, by the way. 57 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:16,124 See you Thursday. 58 00:03:16,208 --> 00:03:17,408 I should have gone to college. 59 00:03:18,708 --> 00:03:21,957 This is the San Fernando Valley, that flat stretch of land on the 60 00:03:22,041 --> 00:03:23,499 other side of the Hollywood Hills. 61 00:03:25,916 --> 00:03:28,082 Our greatest contributions to American culture 62 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,582 remain the porn industry and ditsy girls. 63 00:03:30,666 --> 00:03:33,415 But we've also got the best sushi in the western hemisphere. 64 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:36,124 And it's always in a strip mall. Always. 65 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:38,624 That's my friend Mason's house. 66 00:03:38,708 --> 00:03:41,749 And that's the pool house in the back where I've been living since I was 15. 67 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:45,124 That's where we threw down with some punks from Canoga Park 68 00:03:45,208 --> 00:03:46,749 and I got this awesome scar. 69 00:03:46,833 --> 00:03:48,915 And these are my friends. 70 00:04:07,666 --> 00:04:11,249 Yo, yo. The fact is that 99% of all people in this world, 71 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:12,874 they're looking for a party. Okay? 72 00:04:12,958 --> 00:04:14,478 And 1 % of people, they are the party. 73 00:04:14,541 --> 00:04:15,707 You gotta fucking be that. 74 00:04:15,791 --> 00:04:19,249 You know, your body is 85% water and I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty. 75 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:21,413 This isn't some unce unce bridge-and-tunnel bullshit. 76 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:23,582 This is the best dance party in LA. 77 00:04:23,666 --> 00:04:24,874 And that guy right there... 78 00:04:24,958 --> 00:04:26,415 - He's DJing. - I'm DJing. 79 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,707 Just the side room, though. 80 00:04:27,791 --> 00:04:28,832 It's just the side room. 81 00:04:28,916 --> 00:04:30,457 These days you can invent an app, 82 00:04:30,541 --> 00:04:32,790 start a blog, sell shit online. 83 00:04:32,875 --> 00:04:34,582 But if you're a DJ, all you need 84 00:04:34,666 --> 00:04:37,082 is a laptop, some talent and one track. 85 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:39,290 That track is your ticket to everything. 86 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:48,915 Man, DJing, producing, look, it's hard. 87 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,040 It's a saturated market. 88 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:52,249 Yeah. 'Cause there's not enough actors in LA. 89 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:53,707 I'm not an actor. 90 00:04:54,041 --> 00:04:55,165 I'm a movie star. 91 00:04:55,958 --> 00:04:57,499 This is gonna be the best... 92 00:04:57,583 --> 00:04:58,749 - The best... - The best... 93 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:00,249 - The best night... - The best night... 94 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,415 The best night of your life. 95 00:05:06,416 --> 00:05:08,582 You're so fucking pretty, Ollie. Like an angel. 96 00:05:08,666 --> 00:05:11,790 Get off me. You smell like shit. 97 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:14,332 This one's off Beachwood. 98 00:05:14,416 --> 00:05:16,582 Four bedrooms, a party deck. 99 00:05:16,666 --> 00:05:19,582 Two hundred square-foot dining room. Perfect for entertaining. 100 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:21,457 You know, we could turn the dining room into our office. 101 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:25,207 Mase, uh, dude, the cheapest place here is six grand. 102 00:05:25,416 --> 00:05:27,165 I mean, you don't have enough money to fix your car. 103 00:05:27,416 --> 00:05:28,499 Hey! 104 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,665 - With Ollie's drug money... - Shut up. 105 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,249 ...and our nights at Social blowing up, okay, 106 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,915 we're gonna be out of the Valley by the end of this summer. 107 00:05:35,666 --> 00:05:37,624 Okay? And I feel... 108 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:39,165 Look, I feel really fucking good about Thursday. 109 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:40,540 I mean, like so good. 110 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:42,540 Like when Jenna Haze put her finger up my asshole, dude, 111 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:43,915 like that kind of good. 112 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,082 That was your finger. 113 00:05:45,166 --> 00:05:46,249 That was your finger. 114 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:48,893 - I'm pretty sure she wasn't even there. - Jenna Haze's finger... 115 00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:51,582 Listen. Believe in me. Cos I believe in you. 116 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:57,457 What's up, kids? Good to see you, bro. 117 00:05:57,541 --> 00:05:59,290 - You're looking sharp as ever, Paige. - Yeah, you, too, man. 118 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:02,207 You know my boys. Squirrel, Cole and Mason. 119 00:06:02,291 --> 00:06:05,332 What's up? Young hustlers' club. I like it, I like it. 120 00:06:05,416 --> 00:06:07,790 We prefer to be called entrepreneurs but, uh... 121 00:06:08,041 --> 00:06:10,665 You're an entrepreneur! My kind of guy. 122 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:12,999 Paige, man, you should come to the new spot, Social, on Thursday. 123 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:14,207 - Social? - I'll take care of you. 124 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:15,707 You're gonna take care of me, huh? 125 00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:16,957 - That's right. - Tell you what, 126 00:06:17,041 --> 00:06:19,082 whenever you guys are ready to start making some real loot, 127 00:06:19,166 --> 00:06:21,457 you need to holler at me, you know, bring the boys. 128 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:24,082 You do that. Think about it, huh? 129 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,624 I'll tell you what, brunch is on me, all right, fellas? 130 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:28,957 Bye-bye. 131 00:06:31,916 --> 00:06:34,040 What's he talking about, money? What money? 132 00:06:34,208 --> 00:06:35,488 Man, Paige is always recruiting. 133 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:37,975 For what? Doesn't he, like, produce porn? 134 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,582 No, he's in real estate, assface. 135 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,332 Couldn't he just, like, get us a house, then? 136 00:06:41,416 --> 00:06:42,499 - No. - We're here talking about houses... 137 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:45,082 No, no, no. He's like a real estate businessman. 138 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,499 What does that mean? 139 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:51,082 I don't know what that is. 140 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:53,665 Okay, I'm not exactly sure what he does. 141 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:54,999 But... 142 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:56,523 He's making a lot of money doing it. 143 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:58,874 Oof! 144 00:07:30,916 --> 00:07:32,374 Mason. 145 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,249 Mason. 146 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:38,290 I asked you three times to work on that roof yesterday. 147 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:40,707 The toilet's still broken. 148 00:07:40,791 --> 00:07:42,624 Okay. I'll fucking do it later. 149 00:07:42,708 --> 00:07:43,874 Now. 150 00:07:43,958 --> 00:07:46,582 - Okay. - You, too, Cole. 151 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:51,415 Sorry, my dad's such a dick. 152 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,832 Later, Pop. 153 00:08:31,583 --> 00:08:32,624 Cheers. 154 00:08:32,708 --> 00:08:34,707 All right, this is for you. 155 00:08:34,791 --> 00:08:36,749 I got one. I got one. I got one. 156 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,832 This moment right here, with all of you guys, 157 00:08:39,916 --> 00:08:43,332 this is honestly my favourite part of the night. 158 00:08:43,416 --> 00:08:46,582 It's the moment before it starts. 159 00:09:12,541 --> 00:09:14,499 Mason. Mason, where's my 500, bro? 160 00:09:14,916 --> 00:09:16,374 You see the fucking line outside? 161 00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:18,165 You can wait to thank me till the end of the night, kid. 162 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:20,415 Hey, you. Do not play any of the songs on that list. 163 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:21,624 You understand me? 164 00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:23,457 Save Firepower for Mr Reed. 165 00:09:23,541 --> 00:09:25,832 Ooh! Hello, beautiful. 166 00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:28,582 You look so fucking important with that list in your hand. 167 00:09:28,666 --> 00:09:30,082 Here you go. 168 00:09:30,166 --> 00:09:31,874 - What's up, Devin? - What's up, Cole? 169 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:33,082 - How are you doing? - I'm good, man. 170 00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:34,166 - Good. - Yeah. 171 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:36,124 Warming the room up for you. It's all good. 172 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,207 - Thanks, bro. - Hey, buddy. 173 00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:38,999 All right, have fun, man. 174 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:41,249 What a dick. 175 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:43,249 Yo, Ollie, my main man. How you doing? 176 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,665 Good, good, good. Look, hook me up with another round. 177 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:47,830 I'll throw you a Vine, I'll make you famous and shit. 178 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:48,875 All right, I got you. 179 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:50,332 You guys let me know if you need anything, all right? 180 00:09:50,416 --> 00:09:51,416 Off the menu. 181 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,082 Hey, hey, bro, bro. 182 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:54,707 I'm boys with your friend. 183 00:09:54,791 --> 00:09:56,124 You know, Ollie, the pretty boy? 184 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:58,832 Ah. Sorry, kid, I'm fucking sorry. 185 00:09:58,916 --> 00:09:59,999 Wait. What about this guy? 186 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,457 You know him? 187 00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:08,290 Don't "bro" me if you don't know me. 188 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:14,749 This party sucks. 189 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:17,165 - LA is dead. - Hi, Sarah. 190 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,749 Hey, Cole, can you play Drunk in Love? 191 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:22,332 Absolutely not. 192 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:25,707 Hey, Squirrel, I like your shirt. 193 00:10:56,041 --> 00:10:57,582 Ow! What the hell? 194 00:10:57,666 --> 00:10:59,665 We gotta round up chicks for Paige. 195 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:01,582 Looks like he's doing fine. 196 00:11:01,666 --> 00:11:04,540 Those girls are wack. All right, find me something. 197 00:11:57,625 --> 00:11:59,707 What do you think of this guy? 198 00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:01,999 - This guy? - Yeah. 199 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,207 I think he's getting paid too much. 200 00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:09,915 What do you think about him? 201 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,790 I think he used to be good. 202 00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:17,249 Now I think he just gives the people what they want. 203 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,665 Hey, do you wanna come sit at my friend's table? 204 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,499 You can drink for free. 205 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,999 Do you promote here? 206 00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:34,083 No. 207 00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:37,499 My friends promote here. 208 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,915 - Right. - I kind of help them. 209 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,999 - Well, have a nice night. - I... 210 00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,457 Hey. You're James Reed, right? 211 00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:19,874 Mm-hm. 212 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:21,874 Do you smoke? 213 00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:24,624 Yes, I do. 214 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,957 - What the fuck is that? - What? 215 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,665 - Is there tobacco in that? - Yeah. 216 00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,415 - It's a spliff. - A "spliff"? 217 00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:37,665 What are you, French? 218 00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:40,582 No. I'm American. 219 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,915 All right. This is the most important advice you're ever gonna get. 220 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,749 Never mix THC with nicotine. 221 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,082 It fogs up the high. 222 00:13:47,916 --> 00:13:49,290 It'll last longer if you mix it. 223 00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:52,582 It's not about making it last longer, it's about enjoying it. 224 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,082 You spin here regularly? 225 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:01,915 Yeah. 226 00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:04,207 - And they pay you? - Mmm. 227 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,624 No. 228 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:09,957 But the drinks are free. 229 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,082 Well, that's nice of them. 230 00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:17,915 You wanna go to a party? 231 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,374 - What, like now? - Yeah. Right now. 232 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,374 It should be fun. 233 00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,040 Yeah. 234 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:30,582 You want? 235 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:32,332 Yeah, sure. 236 00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:35,457 So, like, where have you been to, to spin? 237 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:40,249 Okay. Tokyo, Berlin, Frankfurt... 238 00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:42,749 Uh, Belgium. 239 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,624 Dubai, which is in the... 240 00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:46,207 Yeah, it's like the Vegas of the Middle East. 241 00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:51,290 Ibiza, Majorca, Madrid, Paris. 242 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,055 Paris, they got some great music right now. 243 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,499 Yo, you seen Cole? 244 00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:57,707 Can't say I have. 245 00:14:57,791 --> 00:14:58,915 Then what's the plan? 246 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:00,915 See you in the morning. 247 00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,040 Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy. 248 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,624 That painting is worth more than my car. 249 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,165 James? 250 00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,040 Mmm-hmm? 251 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:37,624 This painting is alive. 252 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,207 Nah. 253 00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:46,207 It's just the PCP talking. 254 00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,332 PCP? 255 00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:59,499 Well, I've seen many door girls in my day 256 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,583 - but this one... - Look. 257 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,582 I will go home with you tonight under two conditions. 258 00:16:03,666 --> 00:16:08,290 One, you understand that it is pity sex and I will never admit to it. 259 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:12,790 And two, you shut the fuck up for the rest of the night. 260 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:13,999 Okay? 261 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,540 Where are those nuts, Squirrel? 262 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:19,957 Where did you hide your fucking nuts? 263 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,290 It ain't winter yet. 264 00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:21,832 What are you doing here? 265 00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:27,540 Um, me and James went to a party, I think. 266 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:30,957 What are you doing here? 267 00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:33,707 - I live here. - Oh my god! 268 00:18:33,791 --> 00:18:35,165 My brain is bleeding. 269 00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:38,832 My blood is going to start coming out of my eyeballs. 270 00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:40,499 You like this homeless puppy I found? 271 00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,124 Is he housebroken? 272 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,790 I don't know. Check the rugs. 273 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,957 I can actually smell the whisky coming out of your skin. 274 00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:49,082 Mmm? 275 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,957 You didn't drive home last night, did you? 276 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,999 You used to smell like fermented liquor, too. 277 00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,540 Cole, this is Sophie, my role model. 278 00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:57,999 Nice to meet you, Cole. 279 00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,083 Nice to meet you. 280 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,665 You were talking a big game last night, kid. 281 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,082 I was? 282 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:07,249 You were saying, "All I need is one track." 283 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:10,749 You were gonna control people's hearts, fly around the world. 284 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,249 I'm not supposed to drink whisky. 285 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,082 Or take PCP. 286 00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:17,666 Uh... 287 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,374 Do you have any aspirin? 288 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:22,582 We have tonnes of aspirin but I'm not giving you shit 289 00:19:22,666 --> 00:19:24,040 until you play me something. 290 00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,771 You have tracks on your phone, right? 291 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,415 Okay. 292 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,749 It's not really morning music. 293 00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:32,374 Oh, well, that's okay because it's 12:30. 294 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,583 It's 12:30? 295 00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:58,540 I'm just gonna skip ahead. 296 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,707 It's fun. 297 00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:13,332 "Fun"? 298 00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:16,915 I'm gonna pour myself a drink before this hangover gets real. 299 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,082 Soph, can we get Cole an Uber? 300 00:20:19,916 --> 00:20:20,916 Um... 301 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,458 I can give him a ride. 302 00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:23,874 I have some errands to run, so... 303 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:27,415 Great! I'll be here, festering slowly. 304 00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:36,040 You know, James is a snob. 305 00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,499 He's really hard on everyone. 306 00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:40,374 - So... - Oh, don't worry, it's cool. 307 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,124 It's not... 308 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,707 Stanford, huh? 309 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:53,540 That's a nice school. 310 00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:56,040 Do you go to college? 311 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,290 No. 312 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,207 - I could have gone to college. - Mmm. 313 00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:03,332 I could have run track at UC Davis. 314 00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:04,874 Why... Why didn't you? 315 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:07,249 Well... 316 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,499 School is a waste of time. 317 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:15,207 It can be if you're doing something better with your time. 318 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,915 I can't believe you got in there with Sarah. 319 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,707 Dicks. 320 00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:28,790 She did unspeakable things. 321 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:31,832 This girl straight beat my ass. I thought I was strong, man. 322 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,832 Supposed to call me later. Whatever. 323 00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:38,165 Gentlemen, your earnings. 324 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:39,624 Hey, hey. 325 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,499 At ease. 326 00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:51,415 200 bucks? 327 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,749 What the fuck is this, man? 328 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,832 We brought in 560 people last night. 329 00:21:54,916 --> 00:21:56,040 We brought in 562. 330 00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:57,790 I thought that was the point of this, we bring in 500... 331 00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:01,082 I'm gonna fucking murder that cheesy motherfucker! 332 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,457 I just read about this guy, right, who invented Instagram. 333 00:22:07,541 --> 00:22:09,040 He sold it for $400 million. 334 00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:10,915 So? 335 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,249 Man, he was 26 years old. 336 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,124 I mean, he spent the next fucking year of his life 337 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,249 flying around the world, taking pictures of his girlfriend on different beaches. 338 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,624 - Kevin Systrom. - What? 339 00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:20,708 It's Kevin Systrom. 340 00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:23,124 The guy who invented Instagram, his name is Kevin Systrom. 341 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,374 Fuck Kevin Systrom! 342 00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:29,165 Dude, I live for Thursdays. The club is my thing. 343 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,624 Yeah, man. I'm not saying we should quit altogether 344 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:31,957 but aren't you tired of taking taxis 345 00:22:32,041 --> 00:22:33,415 back from fucking Silver Lake every night? 346 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,874 I'm tired of taking Squirrel's mom's fucking station wagon. 347 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,915 Okay. I'm tired of driving your bum ass around. 348 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,440 I'm fucking tired of you jerking off five feet from my pillow. 349 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,290 You're not gonna get tired of that ever. 350 00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:44,124 You guys want to make real money? 351 00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:46,168 Or you want to fucking live and die in the Valley? 352 00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:53,290 Look, I have an idea. 353 00:22:53,958 --> 00:22:58,290 In my life, I do not rely on anything that's not concrete. 354 00:22:58,916 --> 00:23:01,082 All this abstract, computerised, 355 00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:04,749 digitised, on-paper bullshit is for pussies. 356 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,332 Fuck a diamond, that shit's forever. 357 00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:17,457 Hi, Mrs Henderson? 358 00:23:17,541 --> 00:23:20,415 Hi, I'm calling from Gold Star Realty Solutions. 359 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,749 Hi, my name is Cole. 360 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:23,832 I'm calling from Gold Star Realty Solutions. 361 00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:26,915 This is a list of homeowners in the area 362 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,374 that are in the unfortunate position of facing foreclosure. 363 00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:34,999 I was wondering if I could talk to, uh, a Mr Stein? Uh, Mr "Steen"? 364 00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:36,374 So we're cold-calling people? 365 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,499 No, no, no, no. 366 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,957 You are calling people who are in need, 367 00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:41,761 with the solution that they are looking for. 368 00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:43,707 When you call these people, 369 00:23:43,791 --> 00:23:46,165 you're calling as their friend. 370 00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:51,624 We charge $5,000 to negotiate their foreclosures with the banks. 371 00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:55,624 Every deal you close, I give you 15%. 372 00:23:55,916 --> 00:23:57,249 Well, that's like 600... 373 00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:58,707 $750. 374 00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:00,957 Boom. Good fucking math, kid. 375 00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:04,665 Now to, uh, restore your faith in humanity, 376 00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:08,707 let me break you off something real proper-like. 377 00:24:08,791 --> 00:24:10,207 Welcome to the kingdom, boys. 378 00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:16,207 That's like 1,000 bucks at least. 379 00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:17,291 Oh! 380 00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:19,582 Smell it, smell it. 381 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:23,040 Let's do this. Let's do this. Come on. It's a good thing. 382 00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:33,290 So, Dad, 383 00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:36,540 me and Cole, we're making some money, and I thought maybe... 384 00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:43,957 - Hello? - Yo, San Fernando. 385 00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:45,749 - It's James. - What's up, man? 386 00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:47,290 What are you doing Saturday? 387 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:50,040 Uh, nothing. Nothing. Why? 388 00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:51,790 You wanna make some cash? 389 00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:53,957 Doing what? 390 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:25,207 Hey, can you play Drunk in Love? 391 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:27,458 Uh... 392 00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:29,457 Please? 393 00:25:29,541 --> 00:25:31,124 Yeah, sure, I'll try to work it in. 394 00:25:32,291 --> 00:25:33,957 For you, sir, from James. 395 00:25:35,291 --> 00:25:36,415 What, are you, like, his secretary now? 396 00:25:36,541 --> 00:25:38,290 His assistant, actually. 397 00:25:39,916 --> 00:25:42,165 Oh, you look so surprised. 398 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,499 Wow! 399 00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:45,707 Oh, I'm sorry. 400 00:25:45,791 --> 00:25:47,249 Were you trying to tell her all about the free drinks 401 00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:48,957 you can get her on Thursdays? 402 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 What's in there? Rosé? 403 00:25:54,875 --> 00:25:55,915 Here. 404 00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:03,957 - Club soda. - With cranberry. 405 00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:05,041 Very stealth. 406 00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:10,999 Hey, you know, this party's looking a little stiff, Cole. 407 00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:14,040 So what are you saying? Do I need to amp it up? 408 00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:17,249 You could try but this crowd doesn't dance before midnight. 409 00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:19,790 Okay. 410 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,250 So it's the DJ's job 411 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,040 to get the crowd out of their heads and into their bodies. 412 00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:28,583 So in order to do that, 413 00:26:28,666 --> 00:26:29,832 you need at the very least... 414 00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:33,646 ...a cursory knowledge of mathematics 415 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:36,374 and the broad strokes of 9th-grade biology. 416 00:26:36,541 --> 00:26:40,249 For example, the bassline controls this region of the body right here. 417 00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:43,874 The most important region. 418 00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:50,665 There's always going to be resistance, so you gotta be patient. 419 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:54,249 Look for that one person who's not afraid to just go for it. 420 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:19,499 Next, you want to zero in on their heartbeats. 421 00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:22,624 I like start them off at about 120 beats per minute. 422 00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:25,707 That's equivalent to the heartbeat of a long-distance runner. 423 00:27:33,416 --> 00:27:35,374 You see, BPM is the name of the game. 424 00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:40,874 About 60 BPM. 425 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:50,665 Dubstep is actually 140 BPMs cut to half-speed, 426 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:52,374 it ends up being about 70 BPMs. 427 00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:57,332 House is around 110 to 130 BPMs. 428 00:28:01,416 --> 00:28:02,832 I'm not sure how you dance to that. 429 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:07,457 Once you've locked onto their heartrate, you start bringing 'em up song by song. 430 00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:42,040 There's a popular myth that 128 beats per minute 431 00:28:42,125 --> 00:28:44,205 is the rate that synergises most with your heartbeat. 432 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,499 That's the magic number. 433 00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:56,523 Once you've gotten your crowd there, 434 00:28:56,833 --> 00:29:00,332 you're controlling their entire circulatory system. 435 00:29:39,916 --> 00:29:41,415 Hey, man, would you mind watching this for me? 436 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,749 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Thanks, man. 437 00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:47,457 What are you guys doing here? 438 00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:48,874 What do you mean, what am I doing here? 439 00:29:48,958 --> 00:29:51,598 We wouldn't come all the way out here to pick you up and not party. 440 00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:54,040 Hey, James. They're with me. 441 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,374 This is Mason, Ollie and Squirrel. 442 00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:56,999 How's it going? 443 00:29:57,083 --> 00:29:58,083 Nice to meet you all. 444 00:29:58,166 --> 00:30:00,749 Actually, you met us before. We promote at Social on Thursdays. 445 00:30:01,416 --> 00:30:03,499 Listen, we should grab a bite to eat sometime, man. 446 00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:05,540 I'm basically this kid's fucking manager, 447 00:30:05,625 --> 00:30:06,957 you know what I mean? 448 00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:08,749 And I think we could use a little bit of advice. 449 00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:10,415 You know what, just enjoy the party. 450 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:12,290 We'll talk shop another time. 451 00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:14,999 Nice to meet you, bro. 452 00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:16,582 Hey, Cole, I want to show you something... 453 00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:18,374 Just be cool. 454 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:21,415 I'm like the coolest fucking dude ever. I don't know... 455 00:30:25,083 --> 00:30:26,832 Are you kidding me? 456 00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:30,540 You have a Wurlitzer? 457 00:30:32,916 --> 00:30:35,040 Wow. 458 00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:41,707 Well, that's not bad. 459 00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:44,165 My mom taught piano. 460 00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:46,499 Yeah? She still teach? 461 00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:49,790 Maybe. 462 00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:53,374 I wanna show you something. 463 00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:59,540 This is called a Buchla. 464 00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:01,540 It's a mod synth. 465 00:31:02,083 --> 00:31:04,040 There's only a couple of them in the world. 466 00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:06,124 Bowie used one of these in Space Oddity. 467 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:08,749 Yes, he did. 468 00:31:13,208 --> 00:31:15,582 Holy cow! 469 00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:20,707 How do you ever leave this place? 470 00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:24,832 You'd be surprised at all the distractions that can come up. 471 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:27,249 You were good out there, you know? 472 00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:28,790 You really know how to work a crowd. 473 00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:30,374 Thanks, man. 474 00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:32,207 You know what? Let's hear that track of yours again. 475 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,665 You got it with you? 476 00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:44,832 Okay, here's the thing. 477 00:31:45,541 --> 00:31:48,040 The beginning sounds like Skrillex's brother made it. 478 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:49,957 And then right here... 479 00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:55,665 That sounds like early Juan Atkins to me, which is good, 480 00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:58,165 but, uh, you're trying to be too many different people. 481 00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,457 I want it to be that way. 482 00:31:59,541 --> 00:32:01,665 I want a lot of switches. I want a lot of transitions. 483 00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:02,750 Yeah. 484 00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:04,124 Like, big, heavy drops. 485 00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:06,249 - Mmm. - That's what's crushing it now. 486 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:09,499 You sound like an asshole. All that was missing was a hashtag. 487 00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:12,624 "Imitation is suicide." Emerson said that. 488 00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:16,207 Okay. 489 00:32:16,291 --> 00:32:18,249 Look, you can make people dance, and that's half the battle. 490 00:32:18,625 --> 00:32:21,665 Any successful artist, they have this moment 491 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:26,040 when they stop being an admirer and they find their signature. 492 00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:30,124 You know a secret? 493 00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:32,915 I never go to sushi on Mondays because... 494 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,040 Fun fact. 495 00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,790 All the fish markets are closed. 496 00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:37,374 You guys want to hear something interesting? 497 00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:41,207 The best sushi in all of LA is Teru Sushi in fucking Studio City. 498 00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:44,915 Does this girl look like she eats in the Valley? 499 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:48,749 Okay, the sushi in the Valley 500 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:51,040 is the best sushi in the western hemisphere, kid. 501 00:32:51,416 --> 00:32:53,216 And what are you, the Valley Board of Tourism? 502 00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:59,207 - Mase, Mase. Chill, chill. - Excuse me. Relax. Relax. 503 00:32:59,791 --> 00:33:01,624 Have a sense of humour, bro. 504 00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:04,415 Did he just say "bro"? I got a sense of humour. 505 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,457 You want to hear something fucking hilarious? 506 00:33:06,541 --> 00:33:08,540 You dress like Hillary Clinton, bro. 507 00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:22,250 Hey! 508 00:33:23,083 --> 00:33:24,124 Hey! 509 00:33:24,208 --> 00:33:25,540 Hey! 510 00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:28,999 What happened? 511 00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:30,457 What was that about? 512 00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:31,624 Sushi. 513 00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:33,249 Sushi? 514 00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:48,040 Pick a place, man. 515 00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:58,332 Why don't we come here more often, man? 516 00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:00,832 I come here all the time. 517 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:04,999 Really? 518 00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:06,957 Yeah. 519 00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:11,040 You know, try to clear my head. 520 00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:15,290 Sorry about your gig though. 521 00:34:17,625 --> 00:34:19,207 - Whatever. - Yeah. 522 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,540 Oh, Jesus. 523 00:35:07,375 --> 00:35:08,624 - Hey. - Hey. 524 00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:11,875 Is James home? 525 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,790 Yeah, he should be. 526 00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:14,999 I'll let you in. 527 00:35:36,541 --> 00:35:38,290 Hey, babe. 528 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,374 I was just taking a little nap. 529 00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:46,624 I know. 530 00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:54,665 - Hey. - What are you doing here? 531 00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:56,624 I can't accept this. 532 00:35:57,291 --> 00:35:59,249 Oh, Christ. Put that back in your pocket. 533 00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:00,999 What, you think I broke up with you? 534 00:36:01,291 --> 00:36:02,999 - No, man. - Your friends, dude, 535 00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:04,874 they're gorillas, but me and you, we're cool. 536 00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:07,332 Is that it? 537 00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:11,916 What is that? 538 00:36:12,416 --> 00:36:14,016 That one, right there. What's that loop? 539 00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:15,249 That's a handclap. 540 00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:18,383 Yeah, I know it's a handclap, dipshit. But what is it? Did you make it? 541 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:19,500 It's a sample. 542 00:36:20,541 --> 00:36:23,457 Well, ironically, it's the only live thing in there. 543 00:36:23,541 --> 00:36:26,290 I mean, amongst all this other synthetic computer-generated garbage, 544 00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:29,707 that's one honest handclap. 545 00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:33,082 Listen, I get it, man. I've been there before. 546 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,999 But you're not gonna get anywhere using the same old sounds 547 00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:37,790 that every other laptop DJ is using. 548 00:36:37,875 --> 00:36:39,624 Yeah. But, I mean, by definition, like, 549 00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:41,624 all electronic music is computer-generated. 550 00:36:41,708 --> 00:36:43,207 Yeah, but it can be organic. 551 00:36:45,916 --> 00:36:47,957 So that synthetic kick drum... 552 00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:50,707 So that tinny keyboard... 553 00:36:53,166 --> 00:36:54,582 Music. 554 00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:56,957 Sounds have soul. 555 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:58,665 Build them from scratch. 556 00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:00,457 Find new ones. 557 00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:01,915 Get your head out of that laptop 558 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,499 and start listening to what the real fucking world is trying to tell you. 559 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,040 That's your problem. 560 00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:08,832 You don't listen. 561 00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,790 Hey, Jimmy is on the phone about Venetian Fields. 562 00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:14,082 What days are we travelling to Vegas, 20th or 21 st? 563 00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:17,249 What do you think of that track? 564 00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:20,207 Um, it's fine. 565 00:37:20,291 --> 00:37:21,415 See? Haters. 566 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,832 Haters are your target audience. 567 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:26,124 Oh. Well, lovers know where you sleep. 568 00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:28,207 - Which day? - 19th. 569 00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:30,374 - I need a blackjack day. - Thank you. 570 00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:34,624 Hi, Jimmy. Yeah, he says, um, the 19th. 571 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:39,207 Yeah, we're looking forward to it. I'll make sure he gets there on time. 572 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:40,291 Thank you. 573 00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:43,582 Well, you sounded highly professional right now. 574 00:37:43,666 --> 00:37:45,457 Don't patronise me. 575 00:37:47,291 --> 00:37:50,540 I'm gonna take a break. You can use the space whenever you want. 576 00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:53,249 You are coming with me. 577 00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:06,665 Hi, I'm calling from Gold Star Realty Solutions. 578 00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:09,332 May I speak with Tanya Romero? 579 00:38:09,416 --> 00:38:10,416 This is she. 580 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:11,540 Hi, Tanya. 581 00:38:11,625 --> 00:38:14,374 I understand that your bank's given you a notice of foreclosure. 582 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,790 Yesterday. How did you know that? 583 00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:19,915 Well, we work with the banks to help negotiate... 584 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,290 Shh, honey. 585 00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:24,082 Sounds like you have a little monster over there. 586 00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:25,415 That's my son, Richard. 587 00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:27,790 Richard. 588 00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:31,499 That's actually... That's funny. That's my dad's name. 589 00:38:31,583 --> 00:38:33,103 Cole. Cole, baby, come check this out. 590 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:35,163 Why don't you let him work? 591 00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:38,249 Are you really able to prevent evictions? 592 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,333 Uh, yeah. 593 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:41,124 Absolutely. Actually, you know what? 594 00:38:41,208 --> 00:38:43,290 Let me transfer you over to my manager 595 00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:45,540 - and he can talk you through everything. - First name? 596 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:47,265 - What? - What is the client's first name? 597 00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:48,333 Tanya. 598 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,374 Tanya Romero. 599 00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:52,915 Tanya, Paige Laurel. 600 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,640 I hear we're catching you at a rough time. 601 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:57,374 Right. Oh, right. 602 00:38:57,458 --> 00:39:00,457 Let me just tell you a little bit about what we do. 603 00:40:17,958 --> 00:40:19,874 - I need your voice. - I don't want to. 604 00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:22,078 - No, I'm not doing it. - Come here. Help me, come on. 605 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:25,790 - You don't wanna help your buddy? - No. No! 606 00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:27,915 Number nine. 607 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,082 Number nine. 608 00:40:32,666 --> 00:40:35,832 ♫ Synchronicity is electricity 609 00:40:36,541 --> 00:40:39,874 ♫ Synchronicity is electricity 610 00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:21,957 Good. That's good. 611 00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:25,665 - That was it? - Yeah, that's it. 612 00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,040 That's how you make a track. 613 00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:29,415 - That was really, really scary. - That was it. 614 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:30,665 That's the one. 615 00:41:31,291 --> 00:41:32,707 He said, "Meet me at the fountain." 616 00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:35,082 I was like, "'Fountain'? We're in Rome. There's fountains everywhere. 617 00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:36,915 "Which fountain?" 618 00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:41,540 Hey, let's wait till Clarissa's. 619 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,415 Clarissa. Who's Clarissa? 620 00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:48,207 Um, you met her, like, three times. She, um... 621 00:41:48,291 --> 00:41:50,415 She just graduated from Stanford. 622 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:52,540 Oh, the Stanford party. Right. 623 00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:55,078 Come on, they're my friends. 624 00:41:56,291 --> 00:41:57,611 Well, I can be your friend, baby. 625 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:04,624 Why don't you take Cole? Cole, you should go. 626 00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:09,040 Come on, man. It's Friday night. 627 00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:10,665 Like, what else are you gonna do? 628 00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:12,999 I'm gonna watch C-Span until I lose faith in humanity. 629 00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:14,582 But you guys should go. 630 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,332 You can talk about your millennial angst. Too much validation. 631 00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:22,124 The irony is if you're gonna be a lawyer, 632 00:42:22,208 --> 00:42:24,624 you're basically handing in essays for the rest of your life. 633 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:26,165 Yeah, but at least now I'm getting paid for it. 634 00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:27,540 Cheers to that. 635 00:42:29,541 --> 00:42:30,541 What do you do? 636 00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:32,832 Uh, I'm an assistant. 637 00:42:32,916 --> 00:42:34,082 Oh, yeah? Where at? 638 00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:36,040 A personal assistant, actually. 639 00:42:36,125 --> 00:42:38,165 - For a musician. - Oh, for who? 640 00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:39,499 I love music. 641 00:42:39,583 --> 00:42:41,624 James Reed? He's a DJ. 642 00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:46,040 Yeah, I don't know him. 643 00:42:46,541 --> 00:42:48,665 - I'm gonna get a drink. - I'll come with you. 644 00:42:49,125 --> 00:42:50,249 Excuse me. 645 00:42:53,625 --> 00:42:56,790 I think they spent, like, $200 on cheese. 646 00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:59,249 Yeah, and half the people here don't eat dairy. 647 00:43:01,166 --> 00:43:02,665 I'm gonna find the bathroom. 648 00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:04,540 You sure you're okay? 649 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:06,415 Yeah, I'm fine. 650 00:43:09,541 --> 00:43:11,707 Hey, that Sophie girl is pretty cute. 651 00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:14,457 - Is she our year? - For like a minute. She failed out. 652 00:43:15,041 --> 00:43:16,082 What do you mean? 653 00:43:16,166 --> 00:43:18,082 Every guy in our dorm saw her tits. 654 00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:20,624 I never went there personally. Wish I had. 655 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,290 The line's too long. 656 00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:24,499 - Here, let's go over here. - Why? 657 00:43:24,583 --> 00:43:26,749 And she's, like, totally fucking the DJ she works for. 658 00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:28,707 He's, like, 40 and pays the bills. 659 00:43:28,791 --> 00:43:31,124 Hey, I'd help her buy groceries for a week or two. 660 00:43:34,583 --> 00:43:36,082 - Don't. - Hmm? 661 00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:45,124 Hey, when you guys jerk each other off, do you take turns? 662 00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:49,207 Or is it more of like a simultaneous kind of deal? 663 00:43:52,791 --> 00:43:53,874 Cole! Stop! 664 00:43:54,208 --> 00:43:55,332 Hey! 665 00:44:02,541 --> 00:44:04,457 You really didn't have to do that. 666 00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:06,040 Fuck those guys. 667 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,832 They wouldn't last two seconds in the real world. 668 00:44:10,875 --> 00:44:13,707 Those guys will end up running the real world. 669 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:15,665 Yeah, I know. 670 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:19,790 Just so you know, I didn't fail out. 671 00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:22,207 I just needed to take some time off. 672 00:44:23,708 --> 00:44:27,665 Now all my friends are graduating and I have nothing to show for myself. 673 00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:31,665 Why don't you just go back to school? 674 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,249 I can't afford it. 675 00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:39,749 There are a tonne of schools that are cheaper than Stanford. 676 00:44:42,416 --> 00:44:43,707 Yeah, maybe. 677 00:44:50,125 --> 00:44:52,957 James thinks you're really talented. 678 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,249 Yeah? 679 00:44:55,666 --> 00:44:57,040 Yeah. 680 00:44:57,750 --> 00:44:59,832 He said that? 681 00:45:00,583 --> 00:45:04,790 He said you have "an acute sense of assemblage". 682 00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:10,374 Yes! 683 00:45:15,208 --> 00:45:16,790 What the fuck does that mean? 684 00:45:16,875 --> 00:45:17,957 Is it French? 685 00:45:18,041 --> 00:45:19,582 Assemblage. 686 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:20,874 Assemblage. 687 00:45:21,708 --> 00:45:23,308 - Do you really know what it means? - No. 688 00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:25,749 I don't really, either, but it's a good thing, I think. 689 00:45:25,833 --> 00:45:26,874 I think so, too. 690 00:45:46,541 --> 00:45:48,665 We have got uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, 691 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:51,624 MDMA and some fucking Special K. 692 00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:54,707 Even got some mints for the kids. 693 00:45:54,791 --> 00:45:56,124 I fucking love music festivals. 694 00:45:56,208 --> 00:46:00,165 Yeah, every hit of ecstasy is, like, five years of jail sentence at least. 695 00:46:00,250 --> 00:46:02,749 All right, rave rule number one. Okay? 696 00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:05,332 If anybody gets lost, we have the buddy fucking system. 697 00:46:05,416 --> 00:46:07,290 We meet back at the car, right? 698 00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:09,055 I hate being daddy here, but I gotta do it. 699 00:46:09,083 --> 00:46:11,540 That's the rule. 700 00:46:39,541 --> 00:46:41,540 It's just a phone. 701 00:47:18,083 --> 00:47:19,290 Hey, are you here? 702 00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:21,290 I'm at the Ferris wheel. Come find me. 703 00:47:22,291 --> 00:47:24,207 I love it here. 704 00:47:28,958 --> 00:47:30,082 I gotta go. 705 00:47:31,541 --> 00:47:33,374 Hey, guys, I'll be right back. 706 00:47:33,458 --> 00:47:35,290 - I'll be right back. - Where the fuck are you going, man? 707 00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:36,948 Fuck, man! Where are you going? 708 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,915 James got drunk and ditched me. 709 00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:52,749 - Are you rolling? - Me? Never. 710 00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,624 Stick out your tongue. 711 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:23,290 Where are you, man? We're at the spot. 712 00:49:23,375 --> 00:49:24,749 Just give him five minutes. 713 00:51:20,708 --> 00:51:23,374 - Hi. - Hi. 714 00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:27,999 Should we get room service? 715 00:51:32,958 --> 00:51:34,749 - I want pancakes. - Hmm. 716 00:51:44,375 --> 00:51:46,207 I want a cheeseburger. 717 00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:50,540 - Cheeseburger? - With bacon. 718 00:51:52,125 --> 00:51:53,999 And fries. 719 00:51:54,083 --> 00:51:55,457 And a side of avocado. 720 00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:02,540 Mmm. 721 00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:11,290 - So good. - So good. 722 00:52:11,375 --> 00:52:12,624 How is yours? 723 00:52:12,708 --> 00:52:14,207 Fucking unbelievable. 724 00:52:14,291 --> 00:52:15,374 Can I try? 725 00:52:15,458 --> 00:52:16,540 Yes. 726 00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:19,582 Oh, my God. I'm stuffing my face. 727 00:52:19,666 --> 00:52:22,332 I was so hungry. So good. 728 00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:24,749 Mmm. 729 00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:26,707 You have no idea. 730 00:52:29,708 --> 00:52:31,499 Can't believe you fucking did that to your friends, right? 731 00:52:31,583 --> 00:52:34,499 I mean, she'd better have been an eight and a half, like, on a bad day. 732 00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:35,823 What are you fucking smiling... 733 00:52:35,875 --> 00:52:37,415 You ditch your friends, and you're smiling. 734 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:39,374 It's not fucking funny. If I didn't love you, 735 00:52:39,625 --> 00:52:40,832 or if you didn't have such a pretty smile, 736 00:52:40,916 --> 00:52:43,082 I swear to God, I'd fucking take you down. 737 00:53:17,666 --> 00:53:20,332 Hey, it's Sophie, leave a message. 738 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,249 Gold Star Realty Solutions. 739 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:31,290 Hi, uh, this is Tanya Romero. 740 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,999 Is this Cole? 741 00:53:33,083 --> 00:53:34,499 Yeah. Hi, Tanya. 742 00:53:34,583 --> 00:53:36,624 Uh, can you do something for me? 743 00:53:37,916 --> 00:53:39,249 Hello? Cole? 744 00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:42,332 Hello? 745 00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:47,207 You. 746 00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:50,457 What the fuck, man? 747 00:53:52,541 --> 00:53:53,957 You didn't call me at the festival. 748 00:53:54,791 --> 00:53:57,665 I met up with these Ukrainian acrobats... 749 00:53:57,750 --> 00:54:00,790 Oh... Cell phone reception was shitty. 750 00:54:01,458 --> 00:54:03,957 Come on. The fight's already started. 751 00:54:04,291 --> 00:54:07,124 Oh, uh, can I get you something to drink? 752 00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:08,207 Uh, yeah, man, whatever you're having. 753 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:11,374 Well, I'm having Pellegrino 'cause I'm... laying off. 754 00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:15,082 - Sure, the same thing. - Same thing? 755 00:54:15,166 --> 00:54:16,166 Yeah, Pellegrino. 756 00:54:16,333 --> 00:54:18,290 All right. Yay! 757 00:54:26,041 --> 00:54:27,124 I'm not really into sports 758 00:54:27,208 --> 00:54:28,957 but there's something about grown men beating the shit out of each other 759 00:54:29,041 --> 00:54:31,457 while their friends watch that really intrigues me. 760 00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:40,832 I'm gonna go get an energy drink. Anybody want anything? 761 00:54:40,916 --> 00:54:42,415 No, I'm good, man, thank you. 762 00:54:51,541 --> 00:54:53,290 I tried to call you. 763 00:54:57,750 --> 00:54:59,624 Look, it was inevitable it was gonna happen 764 00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:02,207 and it happened, so let's just move on. 765 00:55:02,541 --> 00:55:03,665 What? 766 00:55:07,541 --> 00:55:08,957 Is that what you really want? 767 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:15,665 Anyway... I may or may not have gotten a little sentimental. 768 00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:18,457 Here you go. 769 00:55:27,875 --> 00:55:30,374 It's actually a self-serving gift. 770 00:55:30,458 --> 00:55:32,540 I was asked to play the Pioneer DJ Summerfest, 771 00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:33,707 they said I could bring an opener. 772 00:55:33,791 --> 00:55:34,874 Are you kidding me? 773 00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:37,707 But then I imagined you up there with your janky rig 774 00:55:37,791 --> 00:55:42,707 in front of all those gyrating tweens and it just didn't sit right. 775 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:45,999 Better get that track ready. 776 00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:21,790 This, uh, I... I found on my door yesterday. 777 00:56:22,083 --> 00:56:23,874 Uh-oh. 778 00:56:24,666 --> 00:56:25,666 God! 779 00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:27,540 Just awful. Mmm. 780 00:56:28,041 --> 00:56:29,374 I can't even imagine. 781 00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:35,124 So, what's the next move? 782 00:56:35,208 --> 00:56:39,665 Mrs Romero, I'm sure you must know the housing market right now, 783 00:56:40,208 --> 00:56:41,915 it's just brutal. 784 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,249 Now, I brought a record of our correspondence with your bank 785 00:56:44,375 --> 00:56:46,915 and if you look at this, you can see that we pushed. 786 00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:50,499 It's just... These guys, they just, they do not wanna work with us. 787 00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:53,457 Where does that leave me? 788 00:56:53,541 --> 00:56:56,374 Yeah, Paige, there's gotta be something we could do. 789 00:56:57,666 --> 00:57:00,082 Okay. Um... 790 00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:04,207 Look, there is, uh... There's one thing, I guess. 791 00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:06,499 It's not something that we usually do. 792 00:57:06,583 --> 00:57:10,624 But if you were to sign the deed of your house over to us, 793 00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:16,165 I could offer you a $20,000 rebate right here on the spot. 794 00:57:16,250 --> 00:57:18,582 You're offering to buy my house for $20,000 795 00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:20,290 but it's worth $300,000. 796 00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:22,624 Yeah, but that's just a number, right? 797 00:57:22,708 --> 00:57:23,999 I mean, it really doesn't mean anything. 798 00:57:24,083 --> 00:57:27,707 You see, that number doesn't matter because you're in foreclosure. 799 00:57:27,791 --> 00:57:33,040 So you could lose your house, get nothing, or sign it over to us. 800 00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:35,374 I'll rent it back to you and I'll do it at a lower rate. 801 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:41,999 What was that? 802 00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:45,374 Just did more for that woman than any bank ever could. 803 00:57:45,458 --> 00:57:46,957 You just stole her fucking house. 804 00:57:47,041 --> 00:57:49,332 No, no, no. We just made real fucking money in there. 805 00:57:49,416 --> 00:57:52,249 You got that? Real fucking money. Did you see that chandelier? 806 00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:55,790 I will sell this place for 500-600 grand, easy. 807 00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:57,457 Sell it? 808 00:57:57,541 --> 00:58:00,707 You just said you were gonna rent it back to her. 809 00:58:00,791 --> 00:58:01,999 Jesus, get out of here. 810 00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:03,083 You got to relax, kid. 811 00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:05,206 I'm not talking about doing it overnight, all right? 812 00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:06,874 - Fuck, man! - Hey, hey, hey! 813 00:58:07,208 --> 00:58:08,208 Listen. 814 00:58:08,291 --> 00:58:10,999 Everybody is responsible for themselves. You got that? 815 00:58:11,208 --> 00:58:12,415 You just walked in that house, 816 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:14,790 you earned yourself a $15,000 bonus. 817 00:58:14,875 --> 00:58:17,124 Now, do you want that money or are you too upset? 818 00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:08,207 You know why the dining experience is subpar in LA? 819 00:59:08,791 --> 00:59:11,790 'Cause the restaurant staff is biding their time 820 00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:14,415 until they land a sitcom. 821 00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:18,040 They can remember their lines but they can't remember my fucking order. 822 00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:19,915 Well, it got a good review online. 823 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:24,165 Oh, yes. The high-minded people of the internet have spoken. 824 00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:26,570 The high-minded people of the internet speak highly of you. 825 00:59:26,958 --> 00:59:28,707 Oh, yeah. 826 00:59:28,791 --> 00:59:30,151 That shows you how much they know. 827 00:59:32,083 --> 00:59:33,624 - Hey. - Hey. 828 00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:38,207 Another drink. I can't talk when you're like this. 829 00:59:38,291 --> 00:59:39,790 Oh, like what? 830 00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:44,041 Oh. 831 00:59:44,583 --> 00:59:45,874 Happy birthday. 832 00:59:47,916 --> 00:59:49,290 I think I'm gonna go. 833 00:59:49,375 --> 00:59:51,040 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on. 834 00:59:52,750 --> 00:59:55,040 Wanna have some cake? It's my birthday. 835 00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:56,374 Happy birthday, man. 836 00:59:56,458 --> 00:59:58,082 Come here, come here. 837 01:00:01,083 --> 01:00:02,874 Take that. Take it. Take it. 838 01:00:03,958 --> 01:00:05,332 Thanks. 839 01:00:05,416 --> 01:00:08,999 Soph, you want a piece with a blueberry on it? 840 01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:17,249 Mmm. Oh, that's good. 841 01:00:17,791 --> 01:00:19,374 Cole? 842 01:00:19,458 --> 01:00:21,290 - So good, baby. - It's really good. 843 01:00:25,583 --> 01:00:27,874 You know I hate my birthday. 844 01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:30,124 I got it. 845 01:00:30,208 --> 01:00:31,415 Now I hate it, too. 846 01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:34,374 Soph. 847 01:00:35,541 --> 01:00:37,165 All right, you're gonna miss out. 848 01:00:37,625 --> 01:00:39,915 Cole and I are gonna eat this entire thing. 849 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,165 Do what you want. You always do. 850 01:00:43,250 --> 01:00:44,540 Yes! 851 01:00:45,416 --> 01:00:46,624 It's a good philosophy. 852 01:00:46,708 --> 01:00:49,915 If everybody did what they wanted, the world would be a happier place. 853 01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:52,165 You're not happy. You're drunk. 854 01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:53,999 - I'm just gonna go. - No, no, no, stay. 855 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:56,207 Apparently this is my birthday party and we're gonna celebrate. 856 01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:57,731 Sophie, come on, let's have a drink. 857 01:00:58,083 --> 01:00:59,374 Sophie. 858 01:00:59,916 --> 01:01:01,124 Get your ass down here! 859 01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:07,499 Is this the part where I go redeem myself? 860 01:01:13,708 --> 01:01:15,290 Come on. 861 01:01:15,375 --> 01:01:17,207 Let's get out of here. 862 01:01:28,416 --> 01:01:29,499 Oh, yeah! 863 01:01:34,416 --> 01:01:35,707 Summerfest! 864 01:01:35,791 --> 01:01:36,999 Cheers. 865 01:01:43,458 --> 01:01:45,499 It's gonna be a blast, man. You think you're ready? 866 01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:47,582 - Mmm. - This could be your big launch, man. 867 01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:50,249 I know a lot of young DJs got their start at Summerfest. 868 01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:52,957 Are you listening to me? I feel like you're not listening to me. 869 01:01:53,041 --> 01:01:54,374 I gotta piss. 870 01:01:54,458 --> 01:01:55,665 I'm not feeling so hot. 871 01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:57,790 Jesus! You broke the seal too early. 872 01:02:02,625 --> 01:02:06,415 You are so talented. 873 01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:29,124 Wow. 874 01:02:29,208 --> 01:02:30,707 You were right. 875 01:02:30,791 --> 01:02:32,332 You really shouldn't drink whisky. 876 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:36,457 What's that? Is that your phone? 877 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,290 Hey! Answer your fucking phone, Cole! 878 01:02:39,541 --> 01:02:41,415 Who is that? 879 01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:42,582 What the fuck is your problem? 880 01:02:42,708 --> 01:02:45,290 Who the fuck is calling you at 1:00 a.m.? 881 01:02:48,166 --> 01:02:49,749 She probably wants to talk about you. 882 01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:53,749 You ungrateful little shit. Did you fuck her? 883 01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:55,290 What? 884 01:02:55,916 --> 01:02:58,415 - Fuck. - Did you fuck her? 885 01:03:04,958 --> 01:03:06,374 Ow! 886 01:03:06,666 --> 01:03:08,165 What the fuck was that? 887 01:03:08,250 --> 01:03:10,130 That's four years of MMA, emphasis on Muay Thai. 888 01:03:11,916 --> 01:03:13,332 This is your thing, right? I mean, you like to fight. 889 01:03:13,416 --> 01:03:14,416 Come on, get up. 890 01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:16,082 You don't give a shit about her, man. 891 01:03:16,166 --> 01:03:17,832 You think 'cause you went off to Vegas and you fucked her, 892 01:03:17,916 --> 01:03:18,915 you know something I don't? 893 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,415 She loves you, you loser. 894 01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:23,540 Oh, I'm a loser, says the guy with the drug dealer friends and no car. 895 01:03:23,666 --> 01:03:25,374 You're all talk, man. 896 01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:29,249 You think you're some musical genius. 897 01:03:30,375 --> 01:03:32,457 Maybe you used to be good. 898 01:03:34,166 --> 01:03:35,790 Now you're just a drunk sell-out. 899 01:03:36,458 --> 01:03:38,832 Collecting the cheque. 900 01:03:44,666 --> 01:03:47,665 You listen to me, you weaselly little cunt. 901 01:03:47,750 --> 01:03:51,249 You don't know a damn thing about me, the things I walk around with. 902 01:03:51,333 --> 01:03:53,457 What are you, 23 years old? 903 01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:55,874 You haven't even been alive long enough 904 01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:58,582 to understand the meaning of the world "irreparable". 905 01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:02,323 But at some point in your life, 906 01:04:02,375 --> 01:04:05,540 there are gonna be things that finish you. 907 01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:11,249 There won't be a damn thing you can do about it. 908 01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:28,665 Why did you shave it? 909 01:04:29,208 --> 01:04:30,915 Good day, gentlemen. 910 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,000 Why did you do that, man? 911 01:04:32,083 --> 01:04:34,540 I was just getting used to fucking hanging out with Burt Reynolds. 912 01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:36,145 You look like you're 10 years old now. 913 01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:39,791 What happened to you? 914 01:04:42,291 --> 01:04:43,331 Don't wanna talk about it. 915 01:04:44,083 --> 01:04:46,499 Fucking depressing in here. Let's get some sushi. 916 01:04:54,333 --> 01:04:56,665 After we eat, I got something special to show you guys. 917 01:04:59,958 --> 01:05:01,249 I'm gonna join him. 918 01:05:05,375 --> 01:05:07,832 Sorry about Summerfest, man. You would have killed it. 919 01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:16,415 I've been applying for jobs at a few places. 920 01:05:17,416 --> 01:05:18,499 Entry-level positions. 921 01:05:21,916 --> 01:05:23,124 Wait, are you recording this? 922 01:05:25,041 --> 01:05:27,374 Why? You don't wanna keep working with the group? 923 01:05:28,541 --> 01:05:31,249 I don't know. Do you? 924 01:05:32,625 --> 01:05:34,865 Don't you feel like there's a lot more we could be doing? 925 01:05:35,833 --> 01:05:37,624 - Like more quality stuff? - Yeah. 926 01:05:37,708 --> 01:05:38,915 Dude, this is fucking temporary. 927 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,707 You think we signed up for a lifetime in real estate? 928 01:05:41,041 --> 01:05:42,624 And it's not temporary. 929 01:05:44,125 --> 01:05:45,832 We've always been those guys. 930 01:05:46,291 --> 01:05:47,915 I mean, Cole, 931 01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:50,874 are we ever gonna be better than this? 932 01:05:56,583 --> 01:05:58,374 I thought we said Hollywood Hills, not Granada Hills. 933 01:05:58,458 --> 01:05:59,499 It's a stepping stone 934 01:05:59,583 --> 01:06:04,082 and it gets us all out of our unsatisfactory respective situations. 935 01:06:04,166 --> 01:06:05,790 Cole, come here. Check this shit out. 936 01:06:05,875 --> 01:06:09,207 This right here is your studio. 937 01:06:10,375 --> 01:06:12,040 Soundproof the walls. 938 01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:15,582 What do you give to a man who has everything? 939 01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:20,915 Just more of that man. 940 01:06:23,291 --> 01:06:24,790 And this... 941 01:06:25,791 --> 01:06:27,207 This is me. 942 01:06:27,291 --> 01:06:28,999 Of course. 943 01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:31,957 You'll all be very happy to know there's a central AC unit. 944 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:35,582 Huh? 945 01:06:37,333 --> 01:06:39,040 What if somebody wants to move out? 946 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,125 They fucking move out. 947 01:06:40,666 --> 01:06:42,186 We'll fill it in with some Craigslist. 948 01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:43,916 How much? 949 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,207 - 750. - You got the biggest room, I noticed. 950 01:06:46,291 --> 01:06:47,731 Yeah. Well, that's the finder's fee. 951 01:06:47,791 --> 01:06:49,582 - You pay nine, we pay seven. - Great! 952 01:06:49,750 --> 01:06:50,999 Okay. 953 01:06:52,166 --> 01:06:53,166 Who is this for? 954 01:06:54,166 --> 01:06:55,165 - Huh? - You already rented it? 955 01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:56,450 - Here you go. - Are you crazy? 956 01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:58,540 Oh, dude. I forgot the best part. 957 01:07:02,541 --> 01:07:04,374 What are you doing? 958 01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:05,707 Welcome to the dream, bitches. 959 01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:06,833 What? 960 01:07:14,458 --> 01:07:15,957 Get in! The water's warm. 961 01:07:18,875 --> 01:07:20,165 Do a back flip, Squirrel. 962 01:07:20,250 --> 01:07:21,832 Get in! 963 01:07:23,083 --> 01:07:24,290 Yeah! 964 01:08:26,541 --> 01:08:29,040 ♫ I ain't got no crystal ball 965 01:08:29,125 --> 01:08:35,249 ♫ If I had a million dollars but I'd, I'd spend it all 966 01:08:35,333 --> 01:08:37,999 We fucking made it. We made it. 967 01:09:09,708 --> 01:09:10,832 Oh, fuck. 968 01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:20,040 Oh, man. 969 01:09:23,291 --> 01:09:25,040 Can you stop smacking on that? 970 01:09:26,583 --> 01:09:29,665 Dude, I'm fucking dying here. I'm literally dying. 971 01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:34,040 Hey, what was the name of the blonde chick that was playing, uh, 972 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,624 chicken fights? 973 01:09:36,708 --> 01:09:38,332 I think I banged her. 974 01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:41,540 This house is gonna get us arrested, man. 975 01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:43,832 Have you guys seen what happened in that bathroom? 976 01:09:43,916 --> 01:09:45,374 It's fucking... 977 01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:46,540 Yo, Squirrel. 978 01:09:46,625 --> 01:09:48,665 What was the name of that fucking blonde chick that I was, like... 979 01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:50,332 Yo, this guy was a fucking legend last night. 980 01:09:50,416 --> 01:09:52,124 Squirrelly bird, I salute you. 981 01:09:52,208 --> 01:09:54,915 Squirrel. Hey, who was that blonde bitch yesterday? 982 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,832 Remember her? 983 01:09:56,916 --> 01:09:57,916 Hey, wake up. 984 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,582 Yo, Squirrel. 985 01:10:00,875 --> 01:10:02,249 Oh, fuck! 986 01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:03,375 Squirrel! 987 01:10:03,458 --> 01:10:06,082 Yo, Cole. He's fucking grey, dude. 988 01:10:06,166 --> 01:10:07,915 - What? - He's cold, man. His fucking lips. 989 01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:11,125 Squirrel, wake up! 990 01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:12,791 Squirrel. 991 01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:14,035 No, he's not breathing, guys! 992 01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:15,540 - What's the address? - He's not fucking breathing! 993 01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:18,207 - I don't know. - You don't know the fucking... Fuck. 994 01:10:18,291 --> 01:10:20,832 He's not fucking breathing, man! Squirrel, wake up, man! 995 01:10:20,916 --> 01:10:23,040 Get him up! Get him up! Get him up! 996 01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:24,790 Just get him up. 997 01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:28,040 - Our friend, he's passed out. He's grey! - What'd you give him last night? 998 01:10:28,125 --> 01:10:29,540 What'd he take? 999 01:11:33,916 --> 01:11:35,457 I'm never going back to that house. 1000 01:11:40,750 --> 01:11:42,165 Paige sends his condolences. 1001 01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:47,290 Wow, that's real thoughtful of him. A condolence text. 1002 01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:51,207 If you think I'm going back to work for that guy, 1003 01:11:51,291 --> 01:11:52,499 you're out of your mind. 1004 01:11:52,666 --> 01:11:54,165 Oh, that's great. 1005 01:11:54,250 --> 01:11:56,624 Let's throw away the one good job that we have. 1006 01:11:56,708 --> 01:11:58,332 We're ruining lives. 1007 01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:02,040 Do you realise that? 1008 01:12:03,875 --> 01:12:05,582 Hey, listen. Fuck Paige. 1009 01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:06,915 We're not going back to work for him, okay? 1010 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,457 Because we don't need him. We got our own thing. 1011 01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:09,583 What thing? 1012 01:12:09,666 --> 01:12:11,374 We got Thursdays, we got the club. 1013 01:12:11,458 --> 01:12:12,624 You're gonna book a sitcom, man. 1014 01:12:12,708 --> 01:12:15,457 I know you are, and you're gonna bring celebs to the club. 1015 01:12:15,541 --> 01:12:17,332 And Cole is gonna be headlining. 1016 01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:19,040 We're gonna tear the sides from this shit right up. 1017 01:12:19,125 --> 01:12:21,040 None of that is real, dude. 1018 01:12:21,416 --> 01:12:23,290 It is not gonna happen. 1019 01:12:24,125 --> 01:12:26,040 Man, I'm not gonna be an actor. 1020 01:12:26,125 --> 01:12:27,415 We're not gonna be millionaires. 1021 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:30,124 Stuff just doesn't... It doesn't work like that. 1022 01:12:32,083 --> 01:12:35,040 Look, I look around me, man. 1023 01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:36,707 What else am I supposed to do? 1024 01:12:38,708 --> 01:12:41,749 Look, I'm good at this. You know, I can do this. 1025 01:12:43,916 --> 01:12:46,290 I don't wanna be a loser the rest of my life. 1026 01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:49,624 And you guys... 1027 01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:53,374 You guys can hate me if you want to but I'm not quitting. 1028 01:12:55,666 --> 01:12:56,957 Good. 1029 01:12:57,750 --> 01:13:00,249 That makes perfect sense, because you are a fucking loser. 1030 01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:04,249 You're a conniving, half-blood, disloyal little fucking loser. 1031 01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:05,333 Oh, calm yourself. 1032 01:13:05,416 --> 01:13:06,665 And if it hadn't been for your pill-popping ass 1033 01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:08,249 getting Squirrel fucked-up all night, 1034 01:13:08,333 --> 01:13:10,333 I think he'd still be sitting right the fuck there. 1035 01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:12,957 - You trying to put that on me right now? - Oh, fuck. 1036 01:13:13,041 --> 01:13:14,790 I'm just saying what everybody else here wants to say, 1037 01:13:14,875 --> 01:13:17,207 but they can't do it because they don't have the fucking... 1038 01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:20,457 All right, man? 1039 01:13:23,208 --> 01:13:24,582 Get off! 1040 01:13:24,875 --> 01:13:25,875 Shut the fuck up! 1041 01:13:30,958 --> 01:13:32,749 I'm so fucking done with you. 1042 01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:43,707 Fuck him. And fuck Paige, too. You know what? 1043 01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:45,749 Those motherfuckers are perfect for each other. 1044 01:13:59,208 --> 01:14:00,832 Fucking Squirrel. 1045 01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:03,665 Can't believe he's gone. 1046 01:14:07,083 --> 01:14:08,290 Hey, are you here? 1047 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:10,457 I'm at the Ferris wheel. Come find me. 1048 01:14:11,125 --> 01:14:12,540 I love it here. 1049 01:14:14,666 --> 01:14:15,790 Hey, are you here? 1050 01:14:15,875 --> 01:14:18,707 I'm at the Ferris wheel. Come find me. 1051 01:14:18,875 --> 01:14:20,082 I love it here. 1052 01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:29,915 I've been applying for jobs at a few places. 1053 01:14:31,541 --> 01:14:32,915 Entry-level positions. 1054 01:14:35,916 --> 01:14:37,457 Wait, are you recording this? 1055 01:14:43,666 --> 01:14:44,957 Oh, great. 1056 01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:46,790 It's my favourite person. 1057 01:14:57,625 --> 01:15:00,707 - I'm good. - Yeah, I'm not offering you one. 1058 01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:05,165 - That's okay. - Yeah. I know it's okay. 1059 01:15:05,791 --> 01:15:08,249 You fucked my girlfriend and you called me washed-up. 1060 01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:09,749 Those weren't my exact words. 1061 01:15:09,833 --> 01:15:13,332 You twentysomethings, man, you're all about that. 1062 01:15:13,416 --> 01:15:16,124 Sharing your acute observations. 1063 01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:22,415 I know I messed up, man. 1064 01:15:23,750 --> 01:15:24,957 I'm sorry. 1065 01:15:27,333 --> 01:15:30,457 - Is that why you came over here? - Mostly. 1066 01:15:30,625 --> 01:15:32,832 - You look like shit. - So do you. 1067 01:15:32,916 --> 01:15:34,749 Yeah, well, I actually feel terrific. 1068 01:15:38,250 --> 01:15:40,832 Did you know Sophie moved to the Valley? 1069 01:15:41,250 --> 01:15:44,165 North Hollywood. Is that a real place? 1070 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:48,499 She's making $6 espressos at a vegan café 1071 01:15:48,583 --> 01:15:50,165 where they only serve Fairtrade organic. 1072 01:15:52,666 --> 01:15:54,499 She's better off without me. 1073 01:15:55,541 --> 01:15:57,624 Summerfest is coming up this Saturday. 1074 01:15:57,708 --> 01:15:59,207 You really messed up on that one. 1075 01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:00,707 I didn't deserve it, anyway. 1076 01:16:01,583 --> 01:16:03,374 What's wrong with you? 1077 01:16:04,958 --> 01:16:06,874 Squirrel died. 1078 01:16:14,333 --> 01:16:16,249 It might be my fault. 1079 01:16:16,333 --> 01:16:18,082 Oh, come on, man. Of course it's not your fault. 1080 01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:19,540 You don't know that. 1081 01:16:20,791 --> 01:16:22,749 It's like no one thinks they're a bad person. 1082 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,915 I don't think I'm a good one. 1083 01:16:35,250 --> 01:16:38,249 Man, you're not even a real person until you're 27. 1084 01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:46,082 I haven't made shit in weeks. 1085 01:16:48,625 --> 01:16:50,165 Don't let it be years. 1086 01:17:35,291 --> 01:17:36,749 Hey. 1087 01:17:36,833 --> 01:17:37,915 Hey. 1088 01:17:44,958 --> 01:17:46,207 Are you okay? 1089 01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:48,582 Yeah. 1090 01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:53,499 So, like, do you like working here? 1091 01:17:55,041 --> 01:17:56,749 No? 1092 01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:58,040 I mean, the tips are shitty 1093 01:17:58,125 --> 01:17:59,749 and the manager's always hitting on me. 1094 01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:04,499 But, you know, if you want some free pie on Thursdays, 1095 01:18:04,583 --> 01:18:05,832 I might be able to hook it up. 1096 01:18:05,916 --> 01:18:07,665 - Oh, shit. - No promises, though, I mean... 1097 01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:10,582 All right. 1098 01:18:38,125 --> 01:18:39,249 Shit! 1099 01:18:40,875 --> 01:18:42,749 Fuck that shit. 1100 01:19:43,750 --> 01:19:44,790 What are you doing? 1101 01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:47,624 Hold on. Just keep going. Keep going. 1102 01:21:07,583 --> 01:21:10,040 - James. - What's up? 1103 01:21:10,125 --> 01:21:12,124 Can we talk about Summerfest real fast? 1104 01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:15,332 I think I have something. 1105 01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:19,082 I'm playing Summerfest tomorrow. 1106 01:21:21,291 --> 01:21:22,665 That's fucking awesome. 1107 01:21:24,625 --> 01:21:26,290 Congratulations, man. 1108 01:22:13,708 --> 01:22:14,790 What's up, guys? 1109 01:22:15,791 --> 01:22:17,249 How you doing? That's my boy Cole. 1110 01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:20,374 Fellas. That's my boy Cole. Cole's opening for me. 1111 01:22:22,791 --> 01:22:24,290 All right. 1112 01:22:42,333 --> 01:22:44,290 That's a lot of beating hearts out there. 1113 01:22:45,541 --> 01:22:47,332 Think you can handle it? 1114 01:23:33,958 --> 01:23:34,999 What's up? 1115 01:23:36,583 --> 01:23:38,040 I'm Cole Carter. 1116 01:25:15,916 --> 01:25:19,124 I love it here. I love it here. 1117 01:25:19,250 --> 01:25:20,749 I love it here. 1118 01:25:21,291 --> 01:25:22,332 I love it here. 1119 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,290 Wait, are you recording this? 1120 01:26:24,250 --> 01:26:26,457 What, you don't wanna keep working with the group? 1121 01:26:26,541 --> 01:26:29,165 I don't know. Do you? 1122 01:26:29,250 --> 01:26:31,499 Don't you feel like there's a lot more we could be doing? 1123 01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:34,040 Like, more quality stuff. 1124 01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:39,540 I mean, Cole, are we ever gonna be better than this? 1125 01:26:43,458 --> 01:26:45,874 Are we ever gonna be better than this? 1126 01:26:48,541 --> 01:26:50,061 Are we ever gonna be better than this? 1127 01:26:58,333 --> 01:27:00,415 Are we ever gonna be better than this?! 1128 01:27:30,458 --> 01:27:32,332 Are we ever gonna be better than this?! 1129 01:28:12,291 --> 01:28:16,582 These days you can invent an app, start a blog, sell shit online. 1130 01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:21,290 But if you're a DJ, you're gonna need to start with one track. 1131 01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:24,207 And if it's real enough 1132 01:28:25,333 --> 01:28:27,665 and honest enough, 1133 01:28:28,166 --> 01:28:30,124 and if it's made of everything that's made you, 1134 01:28:31,833 --> 01:28:36,790 where you come from, who you knew, your history, 1135 01:28:38,875 --> 01:28:42,540 then you may have a chance at connecting with everyone else. 1136 01:28:45,458 --> 01:28:50,207 And maybe that's your ticket... to everything. 1137 01:29:11,666 --> 01:29:14,749 All right, everyone. One at a time. One at a time. 1138 01:29:14,833 --> 01:29:16,749 Don't fuck with me, I'm in a good mood. 1139 01:29:17,791 --> 01:29:18,791 Who's next? 1140 01:29:23,250 --> 01:29:26,249 I'm here to enquire about a free piece of pie that was advertised. 1141 01:29:26,916 --> 01:29:30,499 Oh, well, um, I believe that offer is only on Thursdays. 1142 01:29:31,458 --> 01:29:33,415 But, I mean... 1143 01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:36,040 I could make an exception, I guess. 1144 01:29:44,708 --> 01:29:46,124 This is the best part. 1145 01:29:48,625 --> 01:29:49,985 The best part of anything, really. 1146 01:29:52,041 --> 01:29:54,457 It's the moment before it starts. 83075

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