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♪ ON THE 12th DAY OF CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪
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♪ TWELVE DRUMMERS DRUMMING ♪
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♪ ELEVEN PIPERS PIPING ♪
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♪ TEN LORDS A LEAPING ♪
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♪ NINE LADIES DANCING ♪
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♪ EIGHT MAIDS A MILKING ♪
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♪ SEVEN SWANS A SWIMMING ♪
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♪ SIX GEESE A LAYING ♪
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♪ FIVE GOLDEN RINGS ♪
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♪ FOUR CALLING BIRDS ♪
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♪ THREE FRENCH HENS ♪
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♪ TWO TURTLE DOVES ♪
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♪ AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪
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♪ ANGELS ARE SINGING ♪
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♪ THE SNOW IS FALLING ALL AROUND ♪
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♪ THE BELLS ARE RINGING ♪
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♪ CAN YOU HEAR IT?
CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND? ♪
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♪ ON THE 12th DAY OF CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪
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♪ OH, TWELVE DRUMMERS DRUMMING ♪
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♪ ELEVEN PIPERS PIPING ♪
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♪ TEN LORDS A LEAPING ♪
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♪ NINE LADIES DANCING ♪
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♪ EIGHT MAIDS A MILKING ♪
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♪ SEVEN SWANS A SWIMMING ♪
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♪ SIX GEESE A LAYING ♪
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♪ FIVE GOLDEN RINGS ♪
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OH, CHEETOS.
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♪ FOUR CALLING BIRDS ♪
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WHAT IS A CALLING BIRD,
ANYHOW?
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I HATE THAT SONG.
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IS IT LIKE A PARROT,
LIKE IT CALLS BACK AND FORTH?
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HEY, RANDY IN TECH
SAYS THEY'RE LEAVING AT 11:00.
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WHAT TIME
IS CREATIVE GETTING OUT?
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RIGHT.
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HEY, KATE.
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KATE!
WHAT?
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WHAT TIME DID KLEIN
SAY WE COULD LEAVE?
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AFTER THE PARTY.
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ARE YOU COMING?
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BE THERE IN A MINUTE.
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TEN SHRIMP ARE ALMOST GONE.
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( phone rings )
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HEY, THIS IS JACK.
LEAVE A MESSAGE.( beep )
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HI, JACK. IT'S ME.
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IT'S CHRISTMAS TOMORROW,
AND I THOUGHT MAYBE
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YOU AND I COULD...
SHARE MAX.
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UH, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
SINCE YOUR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION,
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WHICH WAS FINE,
TOTALLY FINE.
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I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE HE WOULD
LIKE TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH ME.
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HO, HO, HO.
SECRET SANTA TIME. ENJOY.
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OH, AND I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
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NOTHING BIG.
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CALL ME.
LET ME KNOW IF WE CAN MEET.
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THAT'S IT. BYE.
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( sighs )
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( sighs )
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♪ ♪
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NO.
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HEY, I HAVE A QUESTION.
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WOULD A GUY...
STOP.
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WOULD A GUY LIKE THE NEW NICHOLAS
SPARKS BOOK FOR CHRISTMAS?
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ABSOLUTELY,
FAV BOOK EVER, TOTES.
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NO, NO WAY. BUY HIM BEER.
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Man: YEAH, BEER.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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COME WITH ME.
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OH, I HAVE THIS ONE AT HOME.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT
FROM MY SECRET SANTA?
HUH?
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JAM.
OH, JAM IS GOOD.
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JAM IS A TOTAL RE-GIFT.
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IT'S THE THOUGHT.
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THERE WAS NO THOUGHT.
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I LIKE JAM.
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IT WAS FROM YOU.
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NO.
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OH, MY GOD! IT WAS!
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YOU GAVE ME JAM?!
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I FORGOT ABOUT
THE SECRET SANTA THING!
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I PANICKED. I GRABBED THE FIRST THING THAT
I COULD FIND ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR.
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SOCKS WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER.
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WELL, YOUR REAL PRESENT
IS COMING TOMORROW.
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I'M SORRY.
I WAS DISTRACTED.
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DISTRACTED BY WHAT?
THE HOLIDAYS.
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MEANING JACK.
I CALLED HIM TODAY.
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YOU HOLIDAY DIALED YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND?
WHAT?
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IT'S LIKE DRUNK DIALING
WITHOUT THE ALCOHOL.
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ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME
FIND HIM A PRESENT OR NOT?
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( sighs ) OKAY.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW
HE'S EVEN GONNA WANNA SEE YOU?
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IT'S CHRISTMAS.
WE LOVE CHRISTMAS.
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YOU ARE NOT A "WE" ANYMORE.
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I THINK WE CAN BE.
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I THINK GIVEN THE AMOUNT
OF TIME THAT WE'VE HAD APART,
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THAT WE CAN GET EVERYTHING
BACK ON TRACK.
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IT'S ALL PART OF THE...
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OH, DON'T SAY IT.
PLEASE DON'T SAY IT.
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PLAN.
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NO ONE HAS A LIFE PLAN.
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LOTS OF PEOPLE DO.
NOT LIKE YOU.
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YOU DATE FOR TWO YEARS,
YOU GET ENGAGED YEAR THREE,
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WEDDING YEAR FOUR.
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IN THOSE FOUR YEARS,
I SECURE MYSELF AT WORK,
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LAYING THE GROUNDWORK FOR
AN EXTENDED MATERNITY LEAVE.
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I THINK IT'S A GREAT PLAN.
( chuckles ) SERIOUSLY, DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF?
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RIGHT NOW, I NEED TO FIND
HIM A GIFT BEFORE 5:00.
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I THOUGHT YOU HADN'T SET A TIME.
WE DIDN'T.
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I JUST HAVE
A BLIND DATE AT 5:00.
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YOU HAVE A BLIND DATE
AND YOU'RE MEETING JACK?
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YOU'RE NUTS.
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TRUST ME, THE BLIND DATE
ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE.
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HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MET HIM.
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I DON'T NEED TO.
IT'S A MERCY DATE.
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SALLY, MY DAD'S LADY FRIEND,
HE'S HER GODSON.
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I PROMISED
I'D HAVE A QUICK DRINK,
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AND THEN WE'RE GOING
TO DAD'S HOUSE FOR DINNER.
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THEIR HOUSE?
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SALLY'S MORE
THAN A LADY FRIEND.
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THEY'RE MARRIED.
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ONLY IN THE EYES OF THE LAW.
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( sighs )
SALLY IS WITH YOUR DAD.
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HER TASTE IN MEN
CAN'T BE ALL BAD.
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CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE
THE GODSON A CHANCE?
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WHAT ABOUT THIS?
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IT'S $225.
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NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
LIKE CASHMERE.
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I'M OUT.
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I LOVE YOU,
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,
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BUT I CANNOT ENABLE
YOUR ADDICTION.
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ADDICTION TO YOU,
PLUCKY OPTIMISM TO ME.
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YOU'LL SEE,
AFTER TONIGHT,
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THINGS WILL GO BACK
TO THE WAY IT WAS.
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( sighs ) I'M GONNA GO BACK
TO THE OFFICE PARTY.
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WHY?
YOU HAVE PLUCK AND A BLIND DATE
ON CHRISTMAS EVE, AND I HAVE...
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BRIAN FROM PAYROLL AND A TWO-FOR-ONE
COUPON FOR CURRY IN A HURRY.
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YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
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RIGHT BACK AT YA.
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( chuckles )
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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AND MERRY CHRISTMAS, JACK.
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♪ FOUR CALLING BIRDS ♪
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♪ THREE FRENCH HENS ♪
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♪ TWO TURTLE DOVES ♪
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♪ AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE ♪
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♪ ON THE 12th DAY OF CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME ♪
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♪ TWELVE DRUMMERS DRUMMING ♪
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♪ ELEVEN PIPERS PIPING ♪
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( gasps )
♪ TEN LORDS A LEAPING ♪
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♪ NINE LADIES DANCING ♪
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♪ EIGHT MAIDS A MILKING ♪
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( song distorted )
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♪ THREE FRENCH HENS, TWO TURTLE DOVES ♪
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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♪ AND A PARTRIDGE... ♪
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( song distorted )
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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♪ ...IN A PEAR TREE ♪
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Man: MA'AM, ARE YOU OKAY?
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QUITE THE WAY
TO SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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I SPRITZED YOU,
AND YOU PASSED OUT.
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( groans )
SLOW DOWN.
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I'M OKAY.
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HAS THIS EVER
HAPPENED TO YOU BEFORE?
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NO. I HAD THIS OFFICE PARTY,
AND I DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING.
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IT MUST BE LOW BLOOD SUGAR.
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I GOTTA GO.
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NICE..., BY THE WAY.
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( sniffs )
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( horn honks )
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♪ IT'S CHRISTMASTIME,
THE SNOW IS FALLING ♪
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♪ AND THE WIND IS ICY COLD ♪
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( gasps )
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( grunts )
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AGGRESSIVE.
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( grunting )
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♪ RIGHT BY THE FIRE ♪
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♪ THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
TAKES ME HIGHER AND HIGHER ♪
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♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS, BABY ♪
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♪ COME MEET ME
UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE ♪
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( sighs ) REALLY?
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OH, UNBELIEVABLE.
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( sighs )
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( panting )
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WHOO!
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( exhales deeply )
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
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HI. I HEARD YOU COMING UP THE STAIRS.
ELEVATOR'S STILL BROKEN?
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HI, MRS. FRUMKIN.
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OH, NOW, THE SUPER SAID HE'D
HAVE IT FIXED BY CHRISTMAS,
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BUT DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH.
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I CAN'T REALLY TALK RIGHT NOW.
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OH, YOU HAVE BIG
CHRISTMAS EVE PLANS?
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MORE LIKE OBLIGATIONS.
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OH, WELL, HERE.
I MADE YOU A CHERRY CHIP LOAF.
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THOUGHTFUL, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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OOH, MUST BE JACK!
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( beep )
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HEY, HI.
IT'S MILES...
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YOUR BLIND DATE
FOR THE EVENING.
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SORRY, THAT WAS DUMB.
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ANYWAY,
I GOT YOUR EMAIL.
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NICK'S BAR SOUNDS GREAT.
I'LL MEET YOU THERE.
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( beep )
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MESSAGE DELETED.
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( indistinct chatter )
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( exhales )
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( sniffs )
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PERFECT.
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MILES?
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UH, PHYLLIS?
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NO. OH, SORRY,
WRONG BLIND DATE.
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KATIE?
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KATE.
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SORRY. SALLY SAID...
CALL ME KATIE.
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YEAH, WE'RE WORKING ON THAT.
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MILES DUFINE.
KATE STANTON.
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IS THIS OKAY?
SURE.
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GREAT CHOICE ON THE LOCAL,
BY THE WAY.
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OH, ACTUALLY, SALLY
RECOMMENDED YOU AND THE BAR.
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A WOMAN
OF IMPECCABLE TASTE.
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YEAH.
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I ORDER YOU A LAGER,
BY THE WAY.
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OH, I...
I ACTUALLY HATE BEER.
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IT'S A LAGER.
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IS THERE A DIFFERENCE?
NOT MUCH.
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YEAH, I'VE TRIED BEER
LIKE A MILLION TIMES,
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AND IT ALWAYS
TASTES SO BITTER.
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I DON'T LIKE
ANYTHING CARBONATED,
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LIKE SODA OR CHAMPAGNE.
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OKAY, KATE, KATE,
IT WAS A SHOT IN THE DARK.
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I MEAN, THIS IS A BAR.
THERE'S LOTS OF CHOICES.
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GO AHEAD.
TAKE A CHANCE.
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TRY SOMETHING NEW.
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ALL RIGHT.
WHITE WINE, PLEASE.
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( sighs )
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( both chuckle )
240
00:09:42,162 --> 00:09:43,913
THIS IS GOING WELL.
241
00:09:43,914 --> 00:09:46,005
NOT THE LEAST BIT AWKWARD.
YEAH.
242
00:09:46,006 --> 00:09:49,008
SO SALLY SAYS YOU'RE IN ADVERTISING.
MM-HMM.
243
00:09:49,009 --> 00:09:51,841
DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THOSE TALKING BABY ADS?
244
00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:54,053
NO.
WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
THEY WERE TOTALLY OVERRATED.
245
00:09:54,054 --> 00:09:55,975
I'M WORKING ON A CAR CAMPAIGN.
246
00:09:55,976 --> 00:09:57,977
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
I OWN A CAR.
247
00:09:57,978 --> 00:09:59,889
IT MUST'VE BEEN BECAUSE
OF YOUR COMMERCIAL.
248
00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,020
I WORK IN PRINT.
249
00:10:01,021 --> 00:10:03,062
AND WHEN I SAY COMMERCIAL, I MEAN IN 2-D.
( chuckles )
250
00:10:03,063 --> 00:10:04,063
THANKS.
251
00:10:04,064 --> 00:10:06,065
THANKS.
252
00:10:06,066 --> 00:10:08,027
SO WHAT DO YOU DO, MILES?
253
00:10:08,028 --> 00:10:10,190
JET FIGHTER AND HOCKEY PLAYER.
254
00:10:11,231 --> 00:10:12,992
OH, I MADE YOU LOOK.
255
00:10:12,993 --> 00:10:13,864
( chuckles )
256
00:10:13,865 --> 00:10:15,865
SORRY, I'M JUST
WAITING FOR A CALL.
257
00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:16,946
YOU FLY JETS?
258
00:10:16,947 --> 00:10:20,039
NO, BUT I DO PLAY HOCKEY.
259
00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,201
MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF ME...
MILES "ROCKET" DUFINE,
260
00:10:22,202 --> 00:10:23,953
STATEN ISLAND SENIOR LEAGUE?
261
00:10:23,954 --> 00:10:25,955
I MIGHT'VE LET
MY SEASON PASS EXPIRE.
262
00:10:25,956 --> 00:10:28,007
NO WORRIES, I CAN TOTALLY HOOK
YOU UP WITH SOME SICK SEATS...
263
00:10:28,008 --> 00:10:29,088
RIGHT NEXT TO THE PENALTY BOX.
264
00:10:29,089 --> 00:10:30,169
( chuckles )
265
00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:31,210
( phone rings )
266
00:10:31,211 --> 00:10:32,882
OH, I'M SO SORRY.
267
00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:35,214
HELLO?
268
00:10:35,215 --> 00:10:37,216
WHAT? MY PLACE?
269
00:10:37,217 --> 00:10:39,018
HOLD ON.
270
00:10:39,019 --> 00:10:41,020
SO SOMETHING CAME UP
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
271
00:10:41,021 --> 00:10:43,262
AND I NEED TO GO, BUT CAN I JUST MEET
YOU AT MY DAD'S FOR DINNER LATER?
272
00:10:43,263 --> 00:10:45,264
WHY?
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
273
00:10:45,265 --> 00:10:48,898
WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE
YOU'RE BREAKING OUR DATE.
THAT'S SORT OF IMPORTANT.
274
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:50,069
NO, I'M NOT
BREAKING OUR DATE.
275
00:10:50,070 --> 00:10:51,230
I'M JUST REARRANGING IT.
276
00:10:51,231 --> 00:10:52,982
IS IT AN EMERGENCY?
WHO'S ON THE PHONE?
277
00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:54,233
JACK, MY EX-BOYFRIEND.
278
00:10:54,234 --> 00:10:56,986
GO.
REALLY?
279
00:10:56,987 --> 00:10:59,078
SURE. YEAH, GO.
OKAY.
280
00:10:59,079 --> 00:11:01,200
MERRY CHRISTMAS, KATIE.
YOU, TOO.
281
00:11:01,201 --> 00:11:06,085
WAIT, I'LL SEE YOU
AT MY DAD'S, RIGHT?
282
00:11:06,086 --> 00:11:07,087
OH...
UH-UH.
283
00:11:08,248 --> 00:11:09,999
SO, 15 MINUTES?
284
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,090
YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
285
00:11:11,091 --> 00:11:12,091
GREAT!
286
00:11:12,092 --> 00:11:14,094
( siren wails in distance )
287
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:23,102
KATE.
288
00:11:23,103 --> 00:11:25,936
SMILE. IF YOU STILL LOVE ME,
YOU'LL SMILE.
289
00:11:28,108 --> 00:11:30,109
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JACK!
290
00:11:30,110 --> 00:11:31,270
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
291
00:11:31,271 --> 00:11:32,942
MWA.
MWA.
292
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,113
OH!
293
00:11:34,114 --> 00:11:36,025
I, UH...
I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
294
00:11:36,026 --> 00:11:37,236
I GOT YOU SOMETHING!
295
00:11:37,237 --> 00:11:40,029
OH. I WISH YOU HADN'T.
296
00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:42,281
WELL, YOU MUST'VE BEEN WISHING FOR
SOMETHING OR YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE.
297
00:11:42,282 --> 00:11:44,283
WELL, I DIDN'T
WANT YOU TO BE ALONE.
298
00:11:44,284 --> 00:11:47,126
I KNEW IT!
I BROUGHT MAX.
299
00:11:47,127 --> 00:11:50,329
THAT'S GREAT! THEN THE THREE OF
US CAN SPEND CHRISTMAS TOGETHER!
300
00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:52,132
( barks )
301
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:01,140
NANCY, THIS IS KATE.
KATE, THIS IS NANCY.
302
00:12:01,141 --> 00:12:03,142
HI.
HI.
303
00:12:03,143 --> 00:12:05,054
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
304
00:12:05,055 --> 00:12:06,225
( barking )
305
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,148
OH, MAX!
DID YOU MISS ME?
DID YOU MISS ME?
306
00:12:09,149 --> 00:12:11,150
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
307
00:12:11,151 --> 00:12:14,153
NANCY AND I ARE GOING TO THE CABIN
TONIGHT, SO WE BROUGHT YOU MAX.
308
00:12:14,154 --> 00:12:16,156
WAIT, WHAT?
309
00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:24,034
OH, I'M KINDA COLD.
I'M GONNA JUST WAIT IN THE CAR.
310
00:12:29,079 --> 00:12:31,170
NANCY'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
311
00:12:31,171 --> 00:12:32,331
SINCE WHEN?
312
00:12:32,332 --> 00:12:34,173
WELL, WE WENT
TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER,
313
00:12:34,174 --> 00:12:37,006
AND WHEN I WENT BACK TO THE
REUNION, WE RECONNECTED.
314
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,217
I'VE KNOWN HER FOREVER.
315
00:12:38,218 --> 00:12:40,009
IS IT SERIOUS?
316
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,341
DON'T DO THIS, KATE.
317
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,055
DO YOU LOVE HER?
318
00:12:47,147 --> 00:12:48,187
YEAH.
319
00:12:48,188 --> 00:12:50,190
I'M SORRY.
320
00:12:52,232 --> 00:12:53,272
LOOK, I FEEL...
321
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,155
YOU CAN KEEP IT.
322
00:12:56,156 --> 00:12:58,317
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
323
00:12:58,318 --> 00:12:59,359
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
324
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,332
( car door shuts,
engine starts )
325
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,374
( sighs )
326
00:13:19,129 --> 00:13:22,261
IT'S A SHAME YOUR SISTER AND
BROTHER COULDN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT,
327
00:13:22,262 --> 00:13:25,384
BUT MANDY AND JOHN WILL BE HERE
IN THE MORNING WITH THE KIDS,
328
00:13:25,385 --> 00:13:28,227
AND WE CAN CALL PHIL
AT HIS GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE.
329
00:13:28,228 --> 00:13:30,229
WHERE DOES
HER FAMILY LIVE? OHIO?
330
00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:31,310
IOWA.
IOWA.
331
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,232
I ALWAYS GET THOSE CONFUSED.
332
00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:36,435
AW, I WISH WE HAD
A FULL HOUSE TONIGHT.
333
00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:39,398
YOU KNOW, IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU'RE SINGLE, KATIE,
334
00:13:39,399 --> 00:13:42,361
OR WE'D JUST BE TWO OLD FOLKS
HAVING DINNER ALONE TONIGHT.
335
00:13:42,362 --> 00:13:44,073
YOU'RE SPENDING
THE NIGHT, RIGHT,
336
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,284
TO BE WITH THE KIDS
WHEN THEY GET HERE?
337
00:13:45,285 --> 00:13:47,076
YOU KNOW,
LIKE IT USED TO BE?
338
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,248
DAD, NOTHING
IS LIKE IT USED TO BE.
339
00:13:49,249 --> 00:13:52,451
IF IT WAS,
MOM WOULD STILL BE ALIVE.
340
00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:54,123
( phone rings )
341
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,454
I'LL GET IT.
342
00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:58,257
IS THIS WHAT THE REST
OF MY LIFE IS GONNA BE LIKE?
343
00:13:58,258 --> 00:14:00,090
JUST ME AND THE DOG?
344
00:14:01,381 --> 00:14:03,422
( whispering )
I THINK YOU HURT
SALLY'S FEELINGS.
345
00:14:03,423 --> 00:14:05,264
I DIDN'T MEAN TO,
346
00:14:05,265 --> 00:14:06,425
BUT DON'T YOU MISS MOM?
347
00:14:06,426 --> 00:14:08,307
EVERY DAY.
348
00:14:08,308 --> 00:14:10,429
BUT, HONEY,
I LOVE SALLY, TOO.
349
00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:13,392
I WISH YOU'D TRY
A LITTLE HARDER WITH HER.
350
00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:16,145
MAYBE IF YOU GOT TO KNOW HER
A LITTLE BETTER.
351
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:19,358
DAD, WHEN MOM DIED,
YOU LOST YOUR WIFE,
352
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,280
AND YOU FOUND SOMEONE
TO REPLACE HER.
353
00:14:21,281 --> 00:14:24,113
THAT'S GREAT,
BUT I CAN'T REPLACE A MOTHER.
354
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,444
SALLY'S NOT A REPLACEMENT.
355
00:14:25,445 --> 00:14:27,446
IF YOU COULD
JUST SEE HER FOR WHO SHE IS,
356
00:14:27,447 --> 00:14:30,329
I THINK
YOU'D FIND A PLACE FOR HER.
357
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,451
THAT WAS MILES.
HE'S NOT COMING.
358
00:14:32,452 --> 00:14:35,124
HE SAID YOU LEFT HIM
TO BE WITH ANOTHER GUY.
359
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,545
WELL, I WENT
TO GO MEET JACK.
360
00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:40,209
WHO KNEW HE HAD HOOKED UP WITH
SOME CHEERLEADER FROM CHILDHOOD?
361
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:41,380
WHAT?
WHAT?
362
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,302
YEAH, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW
IF SHE WAS REALLY A CHEERLEADER,
363
00:14:43,303 --> 00:14:44,383
BUT SHE DID LOOK LIKE ONE.
364
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,266
MILES IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST
GUYS IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
365
00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:49,308
WELL, I'LL CALL HIM TOMORROW
AND APOLOGIZE.
366
00:14:49,309 --> 00:14:52,511
OH, HON, THAT SHIP HAS SAILED.
YOU BLEW YOUR CHANCE.
367
00:14:52,512 --> 00:14:54,514
YOU CAN'T GO BACK AND CHANGE IT.
368
00:14:58,228 --> 00:15:00,399
I'M GONNA BE ALONE FOREVER.
369
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,520
( whimpers )
370
00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:05,195
I MEAN,
DON'T TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY.
371
00:15:16,536 --> 00:15:19,299
( whimpering )
372
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,217
( whimpers )
373
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,348
Woman: FRESH FROM THE PEAR TREE,
374
00:15:29,349 --> 00:15:32,261
A GORGEOUS PARTRIDGE PIN
AND PEAR EARRING ENSEMBLE.
375
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:33,432
( growls )
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE,
376
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,184
AND THIS OFFER
ENDS AT MIDNIGHT.
377
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,316
DON'T LET THIS CHANCE
PASS YOU BY.
378
00:15:37,317 --> 00:15:39,268
( barking )
WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 12:00,
379
00:15:39,269 --> 00:15:41,190
IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
380
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,522
( barking )
381
00:15:48,408 --> 00:15:50,410
( barking )
382
00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:59,578
♪ ...IN A PEAR TREE ♪
383
00:15:59,579 --> 00:16:01,460
Man: MA'AM, ARE YOU OKAY?
384
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,214
QUITE THE WAY
TO SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE.
385
00:16:16,806 --> 00:16:18,687
WHAT'S GOING ON?
386
00:16:18,688 --> 00:16:21,600
I SPRITZED YOU,
AND YOU PASSED OUT.
387
00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:23,732
THAT WAS YESTERDAY.
388
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,864
SOMETHING LIKE THIS
HAS HAPPENED TO YOU BEFORE?
389
00:16:25,865 --> 00:16:28,867
NO, NOT SOMETHING LIKE,
THIS EXACT THING.
390
00:16:28,868 --> 00:16:31,370
YOU WERE THERE,
YOU WERE THERE.
391
00:16:31,371 --> 00:16:34,703
HOW MANY PEOPLE PASS OUT IN FRONT OF
YOU ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND CHRISTMAS?
392
00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:35,874
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE.
393
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,826
ARE WE EVER OPEN ON CHRISTMAS?
394
00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:40,789
YESTERDAY WAS CHRISTMAS EVE.
NO, TODAY IS.
395
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:43,832
THE PRESENT I GOT JACK
HE DROVE OFF WITH.
396
00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:45,584
WHAT'S GOING ON?
397
00:16:45,585 --> 00:16:46,835
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
SIT A MINUTE LONGER.
398
00:16:46,836 --> 00:16:48,588
I HAVE TO GO.
399
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:51,890
( sniffs )
400
00:16:51,891 --> 00:16:53,802
( horn honks )
COME ON! HURRY UP!
401
00:16:53,803 --> 00:16:55,724
WHY DID YOU PULL ME
FROM THE PARTY?
402
00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:58,807
OKAY, THERE IS THAT GUY
PUTTING UP THE LIGHTS.
403
00:16:58,808 --> 00:17:00,769
WHY ARE YOU
ACTING SO FUNNY?
404
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:01,900
WAIT, WAS SHE HERE BEFORE?
405
00:17:01,901 --> 00:17:03,402
KATE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
406
00:17:03,403 --> 00:17:05,854
IT'S LATER
THAN IT WAS YESTERDAY.
407
00:17:05,855 --> 00:17:08,407
LATER THAN...
SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
408
00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:09,738
I HAVE NO IDEA!
409
00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:12,612
( laughing )
410
00:17:23,423 --> 00:17:25,794
HELLO? STAIRS.
411
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,926
OH, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
412
00:17:27,927 --> 00:17:30,669
IF I WANTED TO WORK OUT,
I'D GO TO THE GYM.
413
00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:33,432
COME ON! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
414
00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:34,763
( sighs )
415
00:17:34,764 --> 00:17:35,934
HURRY UP!
416
00:17:35,935 --> 00:17:38,767
KATE, SERIOUSLY,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
417
00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:39,808
HI.
HI.
418
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:40,809
HI, HOW YOU DOING?
419
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,771
I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU
COMING UP THE STAIRS.
420
00:17:42,772 --> 00:17:43,812
IS THE ELEVATOR
STILL BROKEN?
421
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,814
THE SUPER SAID HE'D
HAVE IT FIXED BY CHRISTMAS,
422
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:46,945
BUT DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH.
423
00:17:46,946 --> 00:17:48,817
BIG CHRISTMAS EVE PLANS?
424
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,690
ANYWAY, I MADE YOU...
A CHERRY CHIP LOAF.
I KNOW. THANKS.
425
00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:53,902
OKAY. YEAH.
426
00:17:53,903 --> 00:17:55,825
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
427
00:17:57,787 --> 00:17:59,748
YOU WEREN'T
VERY NICE TO THAT LADY.
428
00:17:59,749 --> 00:18:02,791
SHE'S JUST MY NEIGHBOR.
SHE GAVE ME THE SAME THING YESTERDAY.
429
00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:03,912
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
430
00:18:03,913 --> 00:18:04,914
NOTHING.
431
00:18:07,757 --> 00:18:09,878
( beep )
HEY, HI. IT'S MILES...
432
00:18:09,879 --> 00:18:12,881
OH, GOD! IT'S A DREAM!
IT'S GOTTA BE A DREAM!
433
00:18:12,882 --> 00:18:14,673
THAT'S WHAT
I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
434
00:18:14,674 --> 00:18:16,885
QUIT LOOKING BACKWARD
TO CHANGING THINGS WITH JACK.
435
00:18:16,886 --> 00:18:19,978
IT'S ALL AHEAD OF YOU.
LIFE IS A DREAM.
436
00:18:19,979 --> 00:18:22,931
OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE RIGHT!
437
00:18:22,932 --> 00:18:26,895
WOW! YOU KINDA FEEL REAL
FOR A DREAM.
438
00:18:26,896 --> 00:18:28,818
( sighs )
YOU REALLY NEED A DAY OFF.
439
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:33,822
I CAN DO ANYTHING IN A DREAM.
440
00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:36,656
I CAN ACT ANYWAY I WANT.
441
00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:40,739
( laughs )
442
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:43,001
IN MY DREAM, JACK DOESN'T
DRIVE OFF WITH NANCY!
443
00:18:43,002 --> 00:18:44,743
I CAN STOP HIM!
444
00:18:44,744 --> 00:18:45,834
WHO'S NANCY?
445
00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:47,836
HIS CHEERLEADER-LOOKING
GIRLFRIEND.
446
00:18:47,837 --> 00:18:49,838
SINCE WHEN?
TWO MONTHS.
447
00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:51,840
BUT THEY'VE KNOWN
EACH OTHER SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
448
00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:53,842
WHEN DID HE TELL YOU THIS?
YESTERDAY.
449
00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:55,514
OR ACTUALLY HE HASN'T YET.
450
00:18:55,515 --> 00:18:59,679
AND HE WON'T HAVE TO
WHEN I SHOW UP LIKE THIS.
451
00:19:02,021 --> 00:19:05,023
WELL, IF ANYTHING CAN CHANGE
HIS MIND, IT'S THAT OUTFIT.
452
00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:06,895
WHAT ABOUT
YOUR BLIND DATE?
453
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,027
DAMN, I DELETED HIS NUMBER.
454
00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:10,939
SALLY WAS PISSED I HAD TO LEAVE.
455
00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:14,533
AND IF I DON'T SHOW UP,
I'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT.
456
00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:16,735
AND HE IS A NICE GUY.
457
00:19:16,736 --> 00:19:18,737
WHO IS?
MILES, MY BLIND DATE.
458
00:19:18,738 --> 00:19:19,699
HE'S A DECENT GUY.
459
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,991
THE DATE YOU'VE NEVER MET
IS A NICE GUY.
460
00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:24,743
NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT.
461
00:19:24,744 --> 00:19:27,045
GO WITH IT. I AM.
462
00:19:27,046 --> 00:19:28,787
RECTANGLES.
463
00:19:28,788 --> 00:19:29,998
OKAY.
464
00:19:29,999 --> 00:19:34,003
( indistinct chatter )
465
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,056
PHYLLIS?
NO.
466
00:19:38,057 --> 00:19:39,558
HELLO, MILES.
467
00:19:39,559 --> 00:19:41,850
YOU MUST BE KATIE,
I'M HOPING.
468
00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:43,101
IT'S KATE.
469
00:19:43,102 --> 00:19:45,014
I STILL HATE BEER, BY THE WAY.
470
00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:48,897
LISTEN, I WANT YOU
TO TELL ME ONE THING,
471
00:19:48,898 --> 00:19:50,899
AND I WANT YOU
TO BE HONEST.
472
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,942
I LIKE A WOMAN WHO CUTS THROUGH THE B.S.
FIRE AWAY.
473
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,074
HAVE YOU MET ME BEFORE?
474
00:19:56,906 --> 00:19:58,076
I DON'T THINK SO.
475
00:19:58,077 --> 00:20:00,079
TAKE A REAL CLOSE LOOK.
476
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,822
MM...
477
00:20:03,823 --> 00:20:05,955
YOU SMELL NICE,
LIKE HONEY.
478
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,878
HONEY DOESN'T HAVE A SMELL.
479
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,882
SO I DON'T LOOK FAMILIAR?
480
00:20:13,883 --> 00:20:14,923
NOPE.
481
00:20:14,924 --> 00:20:18,096
BUT YOU LOOK PRETTY.
THANK YOU.
482
00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:19,928
THERE'S NOTHING BETTER
THAN A WOMAN WITH STYLE.
LISTEN, MY PHONE IS GONNA RING.
483
00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:22,010
MY WIFE HAD GREAT STYLE.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THIS CALL.
484
00:20:22,011 --> 00:20:23,892
EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS
GOING TO THE MARKET...
AND THEN I'LL HAVE TO GO...
485
00:20:23,893 --> 00:20:25,183
YOUR WIFE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU HAVE TO GO?
486
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:25,935
YOU'RE MARRIED?
487
00:20:25,936 --> 00:20:27,105
( phone rings )
488
00:20:27,106 --> 00:20:28,977
HI, JACK.
489
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:32,110
I'LL MEET YOU IN 15 MINUTES.
MY PLACE.
490
00:20:32,111 --> 00:20:33,612
YEAH, SEE YOU THERE.
RIGHT.
491
00:20:33,613 --> 00:20:35,153
YOU'RE LEAVING?
YOU'RE MARRIED?
492
00:20:35,154 --> 00:20:37,816
WHO ARE YOU MEETING?
MY BOYFRIEND.
493
00:20:37,817 --> 00:20:39,948
SALLY DID NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A BOYFRIEND.
LIKEWISE.
494
00:20:39,949 --> 00:20:41,950
THE WHOLE WIFE THING
SEEMED TO SLIP HER MEMORY.
495
00:20:41,951 --> 00:20:43,622
I ASKED HER
NOT TO SAY ANYTHING.
496
00:20:43,623 --> 00:20:46,124
OKAY, THEN THIS IS MY
SUBCONSCIOUS WORKING OVERTIME.
497
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:49,958
REALLY? OKAY, WELL, THIS IS MY
CONSCIENCE THINKING THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.
498
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:51,079
NICE, MEETING YOU KATE.
499
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,921
AT LEAST SALLY
WON'T BLAME ME THIS TIME.
500
00:20:52,922 --> 00:20:53,922
OH, YOU DO THIS A LOT?
501
00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:56,084
APPARENTLY JUST WITH YOU.
502
00:20:56,085 --> 00:20:58,087
UGH!
503
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,803
( exhales deeply )
504
00:21:07,937 --> 00:21:12,150
( phone rings )
505
00:21:12,151 --> 00:21:13,942
HI, DAD.
506
00:21:13,943 --> 00:21:15,153
AH, HI, KATIE.
507
00:21:15,154 --> 00:21:17,105
I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO MAKE IT TONIGHT.
508
00:21:17,106 --> 00:21:20,659
OH, NO.
TELL SALLY IT'S IOWA, NOT OHIO.
509
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:22,030
OKAY.
CAN I TALK TO HER?
510
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,031
SURE.
511
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,032
YOU'RE NOT COMING?
512
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,865
YOU MIGHT'VE MENTIONED
THAT MILES HAD A WIFE.
513
00:21:26,866 --> 00:21:27,866
HE TOLD YOU ABOUT LAURA?
514
00:21:27,867 --> 00:21:30,038
YES. HOW COULD YOU SET ME UP
WITH A MARRIED GUY?
515
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:33,212
HIS WIFE IS DEAD, KATIE.
SHE DIED ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
516
00:21:36,005 --> 00:21:37,045
KATE?
517
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:39,878
IF YOU TALK TO HIM,
TELL HIM I'M REALLY SORRY.
518
00:21:39,879 --> 00:21:41,880
I'M SO, SO SORRY.
519
00:21:41,881 --> 00:21:42,971
I WILL.
520
00:21:42,972 --> 00:21:43,843
( sighs )
521
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,223
SO THAT MEANS
YOU'RE NOT COMING?
522
00:21:45,224 --> 00:21:47,135
I HAVE TO GO. BYE.
523
00:21:47,136 --> 00:21:48,927
( beep )
524
00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:50,019
( sighs )
525
00:21:51,981 --> 00:21:53,982
Jack: KATE?
526
00:21:53,983 --> 00:21:55,024
AH.
527
00:21:58,027 --> 00:22:00,238
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JACK.
528
00:22:00,239 --> 00:22:03,151
WOW, YOU LOOK...
GREAT.
529
00:22:03,152 --> 00:22:05,203
AREN'T YOU COLD?
530
00:22:05,204 --> 00:22:07,035
NOT AT ALL.
531
00:22:07,036 --> 00:22:10,999
I THOUGHT YOU AND I COULD
MAYBE GO GET A DRINK, TALK.
532
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,250
OH, I CAN'T.
533
00:22:12,251 --> 00:22:15,163
OH, YOU'RE GOING
TO THE CABIN WITH NANCY.
534
00:22:15,164 --> 00:22:17,215
YEAH, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
535
00:22:17,216 --> 00:22:20,128
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW I KNOW.
IT JUST MATTERS I KNOW.
536
00:22:20,129 --> 00:22:21,920
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT COLD?
537
00:22:21,921 --> 00:22:24,052
( chuckles )
I'M FINE.
538
00:22:24,053 --> 00:22:26,925
SO ARE YOUR PARENTS
GOING TO BE AT THE CABIN, TOO?
539
00:22:26,926 --> 00:22:28,967
YOU ALWAYS SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE WITH THEM.
NO.
540
00:22:28,968 --> 00:22:30,268
SO JUST THE TWO OF YOU?
541
00:22:30,269 --> 00:22:32,060
YEAH.
542
00:22:32,061 --> 00:22:34,062
OH. WHY?
543
00:22:34,063 --> 00:22:37,936
I'M...
544
00:22:37,937 --> 00:22:40,068
I'M, UH...
545
00:22:40,069 --> 00:22:43,191
ARE YOU GOING TO PROPOSE?
546
00:22:43,192 --> 00:22:45,243
YES.
547
00:22:45,244 --> 00:22:48,747
( sighs )
YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE TOLD.
548
00:22:48,748 --> 00:22:52,161
JUST SAYING THAT JUST MAKES IT
FEEL SO MUCH MORE REAL.
549
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:55,293
OH.
550
00:22:55,294 --> 00:22:59,758
KATE, YOU'RE FREEZING. HERE.
551
00:22:59,759 --> 00:23:01,130
TAKE MY COAT.
552
00:23:05,094 --> 00:23:07,006
THANKS.
553
00:23:08,968 --> 00:23:11,971
( barks )
554
00:23:16,315 --> 00:23:20,148
OH, UH, NANCY,
THIS IS KATE.
555
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:23,021
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
YOU, TOO.
556
00:23:23,022 --> 00:23:25,784
WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.
557
00:23:25,785 --> 00:23:27,155
YEAH, ME, TOO.
I HAVE A DATE.
558
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,286
YOU DO?
MM-HMM.
559
00:23:28,287 --> 00:23:31,119
CUTE GUY. CHRISTMAS EVE.
560
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,081
WHOLE WORLD OF POSSIBILITIES.
561
00:23:33,082 --> 00:23:35,794
THAT'S GREAT.
I'M SO GLAD FOR YOU.
562
00:23:35,795 --> 00:23:37,796
HERE, MAX. COME ON, BOY.
563
00:23:37,797 --> 00:23:39,037
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
564
00:23:39,038 --> 00:23:40,999
YOU, TOO.
565
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,131
OH, KATE...
566
00:23:43,132 --> 00:23:44,172
SORRY, I JUST NEED MY COAT.
567
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:46,254
OH, RIGHT.
568
00:23:46,255 --> 00:23:47,806
THERE YOU GO.
569
00:23:47,807 --> 00:23:49,138
THANKS.
570
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,053
( shivering )
571
00:23:55,314 --> 00:23:58,266
( shivering loudly )
572
00:23:58,267 --> 00:24:00,819
COME ON, MAX.
573
00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:02,151
( sighs )
574
00:24:03,362 --> 00:24:09,027
YEAH, FOR A DREAM,
THIS CAKE IS PRETTY GOOD.
575
00:24:09,028 --> 00:24:13,071
TOMORROW, I'M GONNA WAKE UP,
AND IT'S GONNA BE CHRISTMAS DAY,
576
00:24:13,072 --> 00:24:15,033
AND ALL WILL BE RIGHT
IN THE WORLD, RIGHT?
577
00:24:15,034 --> 00:24:16,244
( whimpers )
578
00:24:16,245 --> 00:24:19,037
I CAN'T END UP ALONE...
579
00:24:19,038 --> 00:24:23,131
EVEN IN A DREAM.
580
00:24:23,132 --> 00:24:24,133
( whimpers )
581
00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:31,179
( grunts )
582
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:32,350
NO. DON'T... UH.
583
00:24:32,351 --> 00:24:34,353
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
584
00:24:39,148 --> 00:24:40,149
MM.
585
00:24:43,062 --> 00:24:44,273
( sighs )
586
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:55,074
( whimpering )
587
00:25:02,081 --> 00:25:02,882
( whimpers )
588
00:25:02,883 --> 00:25:04,042
Woman: FRESH FROM THE PEAR TREE,
589
00:25:04,043 --> 00:25:07,125
A GORGEOUS PARTRIDGE PIN
AND PEAR EARRING ENSEMBLE.
590
00:25:07,126 --> 00:25:08,296
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE,
591
00:25:08,297 --> 00:25:09,218
AND THIS OFFER
ENDS AT MIDNIGHT.
592
00:25:09,219 --> 00:25:12,180
DON'T LET THIS CHANCE
PASS YOU BY.
593
00:25:12,181 --> 00:25:13,341
WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 12:00...
594
00:25:13,342 --> 00:25:14,893
( barking )
595
00:25:14,894 --> 00:25:16,225
IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
596
00:25:17,396 --> 00:25:19,228
( barking )
597
00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:36,074
♪ ...AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE ♪
598
00:25:36,075 --> 00:25:38,076
Man: MA'AM, ARE YOU OKAY?
599
00:25:38,077 --> 00:25:40,079
QUITE THE WAY
TO SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE.
600
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,962
I SPRITZED YOU,
AND YOU PASSED OUT.
601
00:25:43,963 --> 00:25:46,926
NO!
602
00:25:47,336 --> 00:25:48,717
( siren wails in distance )
603
00:25:48,718 --> 00:25:51,630
HEY, YOU WERE JUST HERE FOUR MONTHS AGO.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
604
00:25:51,631 --> 00:25:53,632
I THINK I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR.
605
00:25:53,633 --> 00:25:55,634
I SEE, AND WHY IS THAT?
606
00:25:55,635 --> 00:25:59,387
BECAUSE I KEEP RELIVING
THE SAME DAY OVER AND OVER.
607
00:25:59,388 --> 00:26:01,390
WELL...
IT'S NOT A DREAM!
608
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,524
I'M... I'M SORRY.
I... I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
609
00:26:06,525 --> 00:26:08,647
I KEEP RELIVING
CHRISTMAS EVE...
610
00:26:08,648 --> 00:26:10,358
THIS CHRISTMAS EVE.
611
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:11,359
IT'S LIKE A SKIPPING RECORD.
612
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:14,402
I'M IN BED, I'M WATCHING TV,
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,
613
00:26:14,403 --> 00:26:16,284
MIDNIGHT COMES AROUND,
AND THEN WHOOSH,
614
00:26:16,285 --> 00:26:17,616
I'M BACK
IN THE COSMETIC DEPARTMENT,
615
00:26:17,617 --> 00:26:20,619
I WAKE UP, AND THIS OLD MAN
IS LOOKING AT ME.
616
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:24,542
OKAY, HERE'S THE THING.
I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR.
617
00:26:24,543 --> 00:26:29,377
I THINK WHAT'S HAPPENING IS YOU'RE EXPERIENCING
SOME VERY TYPICAL HOLIDAY ANXIETY.
618
00:26:29,378 --> 00:26:32,671
IT'S NOT TYPICAL
HOLIDAY ANYTHING.
619
00:26:32,672 --> 00:26:38,596
OKAY, YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS IS TRYING TO
TELL YOU THAT SOMETHING HAS TO CHANGE.
620
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:43,682
AND IF YOU DON'T CHANGE IT, THEN IT'S
LIKE LIVING THE SAME DAY OVER AND OVER.
621
00:26:43,683 --> 00:26:47,395
ARE YOU THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO MAKES
A PLAN AND THEN STICKS WITH IT?
622
00:26:47,396 --> 00:26:48,607
NO.
623
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,571
WELL, IF YOU WERE
THAT TYPE OF PERSON,
624
00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:57,405
YOU MIGHT FEEL ANXIOUS IF THINGS
WERE CHANGING AROUND YOU.
625
00:26:57,406 --> 00:27:00,408
WHAT IS THE ONE THING IN YOUR
LIFE YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE?
626
00:27:00,409 --> 00:27:01,409
GET JACK BACK.
627
00:27:01,410 --> 00:27:04,452
I WOULD SERIOUSLY ANALYZE
THAT WORD "BACK."
628
00:27:04,453 --> 00:27:06,584
BACK ISN'T CHANGE.
629
00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:10,458
LISTEN, I'M GOING TO GET JACK BACK,
AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
630
00:27:10,459 --> 00:27:12,510
WELL, JUST IN CASE,
631
00:27:12,511 --> 00:27:14,552
TAKE A COUPLE OF THESE
BEFORE YOU GO TO BED,
632
00:27:14,553 --> 00:27:16,594
AND YOU WILL WAKE UP
ON CHRISTMAS MORNING.
633
00:27:16,595 --> 00:27:17,677
ARE YOU SURE?
634
00:27:19,468 --> 00:27:21,560
I GUARANTEE IT.
635
00:27:23,562 --> 00:27:25,643
( indistinct )
636
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,645
( door buzzes )
637
00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:30,529
YEAH, THANKS.
LOOKS GOOD.
638
00:27:32,481 --> 00:27:33,692
BUSY DAY?
HEY, KATE.
639
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:35,613
NO, JUST LAST MINUTE
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.
640
00:27:35,614 --> 00:27:37,485
DID YOU GET ME SOMETHING?
I'M KIDDING.
641
00:27:37,486 --> 00:27:39,367
DID YOU GET NANCY'S
ENGAGEMENT RING?
642
00:27:39,368 --> 00:27:40,578
WHAT? HOW DID YOU KNOW?
643
00:27:40,579 --> 00:27:42,540
THE HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART,
THE CABIN, THE PROPOSAL TONIGHT,
644
00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:43,621
I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.
645
00:27:43,622 --> 00:27:45,413
OKAY, YOU'RE KINDA
FREAKING ME OUT.
646
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:46,454
WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
647
00:27:46,455 --> 00:27:47,706
WHAT DO YOU WANT, KATE?
648
00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:51,459
WHAT DO I...
WHAT DO I WANT?
649
00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:54,632
I WANT... I WANT...
I WANT WHAT YOU AND NANCY HAVE.
650
00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:58,386
YOU JUST HAVE TO BE OPEN TO
NEW EXPERIENCES, NEW PEOPLE.
651
00:27:58,387 --> 00:27:59,718
I DON'T NEED NEW EXPERIENCES.
652
00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:02,600
I NEED TO FIND A GUY WHO WILL GIVE
ME HIS COAT WHEN IT'S COLD OUT.
653
00:28:02,601 --> 00:28:04,392
YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.
654
00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:05,224
YOU'LL FIND HIM.
655
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:08,476
YEAH, THE QUESTION IS,
WILL HE FIND ME?
656
00:28:08,477 --> 00:28:09,769
MAYBE HE ALREADY HAS.
657
00:28:13,773 --> 00:28:16,654
LOOK, I GOTTA GO.
I HAVE TO PACK, WRAP THE RING.
658
00:28:16,655 --> 00:28:17,446
OKAY.
659
00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:23,661
HEY, WHAT TIME
DID YOU GET THE RING?
660
00:28:23,662 --> 00:28:25,623
UH, AROUND NOON. WHY?
661
00:28:25,624 --> 00:28:26,745
JUST CURIOUS.
662
00:28:26,746 --> 00:28:29,417
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JACK.
663
00:28:29,418 --> 00:28:31,669
MERRY CHRISTMAS, KATE.
664
00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:32,751
( door buzzes )
665
00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:36,505
( indistinct chatter )
666
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,681
( exhales )
667
00:28:45,644 --> 00:28:47,515
UH, PHYLLIS?
668
00:28:47,516 --> 00:28:49,557
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
669
00:28:49,558 --> 00:28:51,519
TOBY.
HI, TOBY.
670
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,561
I'M KATE, NOT PHYLLIS. SORRY.
671
00:28:53,562 --> 00:28:56,444
OH, RIGHT. ME, TOO.
672
00:28:56,445 --> 00:28:57,526
( bell dings )
673
00:29:01,660 --> 00:29:02,781
UM...
674
00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:04,623
HE COMES HERE EARLY.
675
00:29:07,827 --> 00:29:09,707
WHATEVER LAGER
YOU HAVE ON TAP
676
00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:11,539
AND YOUR FINEST
MOZZARELLA STICKS.
677
00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:12,630
OKAY, YOU GOT IT.
678
00:29:12,631 --> 00:29:13,711
A WHITE WINE, PLEASE.
679
00:29:13,712 --> 00:29:15,543
COMING RIGHT UP.
680
00:29:15,544 --> 00:29:16,754
YOU LOOK HUNGRY.
681
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:19,717
NO. ( chuckles )
NOT REALLY.
682
00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:21,639
( chuckles )
YOU FILLING UP FOR A DATE?
683
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,591
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
( laughs )
684
00:29:23,592 --> 00:29:24,803
YOU THINK
YOU INVENTED THE IDEA?
685
00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:26,594
I DO THE SAME THING.
686
00:29:26,595 --> 00:29:28,686
I EAT FIRST, SO I DON'T
LOOK LIKE A PIG ON THE DATE.
687
00:29:28,687 --> 00:29:30,558
THAT'S ME.
688
00:29:30,559 --> 00:29:32,600
DO YOU MIND
IF I JOIN YOU?
689
00:29:32,601 --> 00:29:34,692
ON THE FRIED CHEESE,
NOT THE DATE.
690
00:29:34,693 --> 00:29:35,855
SURE.
691
00:29:37,857 --> 00:29:40,859
SO... ( clears throat )
WHO'S THE GIRL?
692
00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:42,740
A FRIEND OF A FRIEND.
693
00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:44,742
OH, SO IT'S A BLIND DATE, HUH?
694
00:29:44,743 --> 00:29:47,745
YEAH, FIRST IN A LONG TIME.
695
00:29:47,746 --> 00:29:49,787
THANKS.
I HEAR SHE'S KIND OF AMAZING.
696
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,540
DOESN'T COOK, THOUGH.
697
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:53,752
SHE SAID THAT?
698
00:29:54,753 --> 00:29:56,715
HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS A SHE?
699
00:29:58,507 --> 00:30:00,839
WELL, WOMEN SET WOMEN UP,
YOU KNOW.
700
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,882
IF A GUY SETS UP A WOMAN,
THE GIRL KINDA COMES ACROSS
701
00:30:03,883 --> 00:30:06,845
LIKE A REJECT, AND YOU WOULDN'T
WANNA BE WITH A REJECT.
702
00:30:06,846 --> 00:30:08,556
SO SHE SAID
SHE DIDN'T COOK?
703
00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:10,808
YEAH. DOESN'T MATTER, THOUGH.
704
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,771
MY WIFE COULDN'T BOIL AN EGG.
I DID ALL THE COOKING.
705
00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:17,525
YOU KNOW, MY...
MY LATE WIFE, I SHOULD SAY.
706
00:30:17,526 --> 00:30:20,528
JUST SO YOU KNOW, I...
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE DIED.
707
00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:22,861
OH, NO, IT'S OKAY.
I MEAN, WE JUST MET.
708
00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:25,744
( chuckles ) YEAH.
709
00:30:26,745 --> 00:30:28,616
HMM.
710
00:30:28,617 --> 00:30:29,908
CAN I ASK WHAT HAPPENED?
711
00:30:29,909 --> 00:30:35,623
YEAH. IT'S NO GREAT
LIFETIME CHANNEL TRAGEDY.
712
00:30:35,624 --> 00:30:36,754
WE HAVE, WELL...
713
00:30:36,755 --> 00:30:39,797
I HAVE A HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY.
IT'S A COTTAGE, REALLY.
714
00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:42,720
UH, ANYHOW, SHE WAS UP THERE
ALONE AT THE TIME.
715
00:30:42,721 --> 00:30:44,722
SHE DECIDED
TO CLEAN THE GUTTERS.
716
00:30:44,723 --> 00:30:48,806
SHE FELL OFF THE LADDER, AND I CAME BACK
FROM THE STORE A HALF-HOUR TOO LATE.
717
00:30:48,807 --> 00:30:50,638
I'M SO SORRY.
718
00:30:50,639 --> 00:30:52,770
THANK YOU.
719
00:30:52,771 --> 00:30:54,732
IT'S BEEN ALMOST A YEAR.
720
00:30:54,733 --> 00:30:57,645
IT MUST BE HARD
DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
721
00:30:57,646 --> 00:30:59,857
OH, HENCE
THE DESPERATE BLIND DATE.
722
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,609
( laughs )
723
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:02,860
YOU DON'T SEEM SO DESPERATE.
724
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,652
MM.
725
00:31:04,653 --> 00:31:07,655
AND THAT WHOLE LIFETIME
REFERENCE, PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
726
00:31:07,656 --> 00:31:09,077
( chuckles ) OH,
YOU LIKE HOW I SLIPPED THAT IN.
727
00:31:09,078 --> 00:31:10,828
YEAH, IT'S VERY EVOLVED
FOR A HOCKEY PLAYER.
728
00:31:10,829 --> 00:31:12,700
HOW DID YOU KNOW
I PLAY HOCKEY?
729
00:31:12,701 --> 00:31:14,582
( chuckles )
730
00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:15,793
I DIDN'T.
731
00:31:15,794 --> 00:31:16,916
JUST A WILD GUESS.
732
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:26,594
I SHOULD GO.
733
00:31:26,595 --> 00:31:27,845
NO GOOD?
734
00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:29,847
I'M NOT REALLY
THAT HUNGRY ANYMORE.
735
00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:32,810
THAT'S TOO BAD.
REALLY?
736
00:31:32,811 --> 00:31:35,853
YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S RARE THAT YOU
BOND OVER A MOZZARELLA STICK.
737
00:31:35,854 --> 00:31:37,606
( chuckles )
738
00:31:39,818 --> 00:31:42,941
HEY, IF YOUR DATE
DOESN'T SHOW UP LATER,
739
00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:44,943
IT MAY HAVE NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOU.
740
00:31:44,944 --> 00:31:47,825
IT MAY HAVE TO DO WITH THE FACT
THAT SHE'S NOT OVER HER EX
741
00:31:47,826 --> 00:31:51,739
AND SHE'S STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
IF SHE CAN MAKE A LIFE WITH HIM.
742
00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:55,913
OR MAYBE SHE GOT FOOD POISONING FROM
BAD SHRIMP AT HER OFFICE PARTY.
743
00:31:55,914 --> 00:32:00,708
OKAY. IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
I'M MILES, BY THE WAY.
744
00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:02,630
I'M...
745
00:32:02,631 --> 00:32:04,003
STAYING A MYSTERY.
746
00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:08,757
IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.
747
00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:11,971
( sighs )
748
00:32:15,764 --> 00:32:16,976
( sighs )
749
00:32:24,023 --> 00:32:25,734
AW.
750
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:36,704
OH, HI.
751
00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:39,707
THANK YOU FOR THE CAKE.
IT'S DELICIOUS.
752
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:40,918
YOU HAVEN'T
EVEN OPENED IT.
753
00:32:40,919 --> 00:32:43,711
CHERRY CHIP, RIGHT?
I WOULD LOVE THE RECIPE.
754
00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:45,843
WELL, I CAN DO YOU ONE BETTER THAN THAT.
COME ON IN.
755
00:32:45,844 --> 00:32:46,964
NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, REALLY.
756
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,847
NO, REALLY, IT'S OKAY.
REALLY, NO, COME ON.
757
00:32:49,928 --> 00:32:52,680
COME. ( chuckles )
758
00:32:52,681 --> 00:32:55,683
( gasps ) WOW!
759
00:32:55,684 --> 00:32:57,895
YOUR APARTMENT IS AMAZING!
760
00:32:57,896 --> 00:32:59,937
WHY, THANK YOU.
761
00:32:59,938 --> 00:33:02,940
COME ON,
YOU CAN HELP ME.
762
00:33:02,941 --> 00:33:04,942
I LOVE ALL YOUR ARTWORK.
763
00:33:04,943 --> 00:33:08,736
I STARTED COLLECTING
IN THE PALEOZOIC ERA.
764
00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,738
COME ON. COME.
765
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:12,070
THERE'S MORE?
766
00:33:12,071 --> 00:33:14,742
AND, YES,
THAT IS A REAL RAUSCHENBERG.
767
00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:15,873
OH, MY GOODNESS!
768
00:33:15,874 --> 00:33:17,075
HE WAS MY NEIGHBOR
IN THE VILLAGE.
769
00:33:17,076 --> 00:33:18,956
WOW.
770
00:33:18,957 --> 00:33:20,878
HOW MANY CAKES ARE YOU MAKING?
771
00:33:20,879 --> 00:33:24,042
OH, 25, 30 OR MORE.
DO YOU HAVE ANYWHERE YOU NEED TO BE?
772
00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:25,793
TONIGHT? NO.
773
00:33:25,794 --> 00:33:27,004
GOOD, THEN HAND ME
A SPATULA.
774
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:31,799
THIS IS MY CHRISTMAS RITUAL.
NO HUSBAND, NO KIDS, SO I BAKE.
775
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,801
I USED TO MAIL THE CAKES
TO RELATIVES,
776
00:33:33,802 --> 00:33:35,933
BUT I HATE STANDING IN LINE
AT THE POST OFFICE,
777
00:33:35,934 --> 00:33:39,847
SO NOW I JUST SEND THEM INTERNET
PEARS AND I BAKE FOR MY NEIGHBORS,
778
00:33:39,848 --> 00:33:41,809
LIKE YOU.
779
00:33:41,810 --> 00:33:43,101
OH, MY.
780
00:33:43,102 --> 00:33:45,063
NOT AT HOME
IN THE KITCHEN, ARE WE?
781
00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:46,854
( chuckles )
782
00:33:46,855 --> 00:33:48,816
WELL, WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?
783
00:33:48,817 --> 00:33:50,988
WELL, NOW'S AS GOOD A TIME
AS EVER TO LEARN SOMETHING.
784
00:33:50,989 --> 00:33:52,820
DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO CREAM BUTTER AND SUGAR?
785
00:33:52,821 --> 00:33:53,911
UM...
786
00:33:53,912 --> 00:33:55,032
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT BUTTER AND SUGAR ARE?
787
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:55,914
YES, I DO.
OKAY, GOOD.
788
00:33:55,915 --> 00:33:57,995
THERE'S YOUR BUTTER.
THERE'S YOUR SUGAR.
789
00:33:57,996 --> 00:33:59,917
ONE CUP EACH IN THE BOWL.
790
00:33:59,918 --> 00:34:00,829
YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE THESE YOURSELF.
791
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:03,751
I DON'T KNOW
IF THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
792
00:34:03,752 --> 00:34:05,963
I APPARENTLY HAVE A REPUTATION
FOR NOT COOKING.
793
00:34:05,964 --> 00:34:08,756
REPUTATIONS ARE JUST HISTORY
IN RUMOR FORM.
794
00:34:08,757 --> 00:34:09,967
YOU CAN CHANGE IT.
795
00:34:09,968 --> 00:34:11,879
PUT 'EM IN THE BOWL.
LET'S GET BAKIN'.
796
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:12,971
OKAY.
797
00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,853
NOT BAD.
798
00:34:25,854 --> 00:34:28,986
MM, A LITTLE DRY.
799
00:34:28,987 --> 00:34:30,988
TRUE.
800
00:34:30,989 --> 00:34:34,992
THAT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T
SHARE MY SECRET WITH YOU...
801
00:34:34,993 --> 00:34:38,786
A COUPLE OF TABLESPOONS
FULL OF HONEY.
802
00:34:38,787 --> 00:34:41,909
NOW, IF YOU COULD JUST DO IT
WITHOUT BLOWING UP THE KITCHEN.
803
00:34:41,910 --> 00:34:45,913
ANYWAY, THIS IS FROM AN ORGANIC
FARM IN THE HUDSON VALLEY.
804
00:34:45,914 --> 00:34:48,796
IT MAKES A WORLD
OF DIFFERENCE.
805
00:34:48,797 --> 00:34:51,919
MMM! HONEY DOES HAVE A SMELL.
806
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,052
YOU CAN KEEP THAT FOR THE
NEXT TIME YOU MAKE THE CAKE.
807
00:34:55,053 --> 00:34:57,054
THANKS.
YEAH.
808
00:34:57,055 --> 00:35:02,059
WOW, THIS HAS BEEN A VERY
SURPRISING PART OF MY DAY.
809
00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:05,062
MINE, TOO.
( chuckles )
810
00:35:05,063 --> 00:35:07,896
( snoring )
811
00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,084
( whimpering )
812
00:35:27,085 --> 00:35:28,916
Woman: FRESH FROM THE PEAR TREE,
813
00:35:28,917 --> 00:35:32,840
A GORGEOUS PARTRIDGE PIN
AND PEAR EARRING ENSEMBLE.
814
00:35:32,841 --> 00:35:34,962
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, AND THIS
OFFER ENDS AT MIDNIGHT.
815
00:35:34,963 --> 00:35:37,215
DON'T LET THIS CHANCE
PASS YOU BY.
816
00:35:37,216 --> 00:35:39,177
WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 12:00,
817
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:41,970
IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
818
00:35:54,112 --> 00:35:58,946
♪ ...IN A PEAR TREE ♪
819
00:35:58,947 --> 00:36:00,157
Man: MA'AM, ARE YOU OKAY?
820
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,160
QUITE THE WAY
TO SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE.
821
00:36:04,122 --> 00:36:06,163
I SPRITZED YOU,
AND YOU PASSED OUT.
822
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:10,209
WE GOTTA STOP MEETING LIKE THIS.
823
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,090
( grunts )
824
00:36:13,091 --> 00:36:15,214
KEEP IT. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
825
00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:20,259
( sniffs )
826
00:36:35,113 --> 00:36:37,236
DECISIONS, DECISIONS.
827
00:36:38,987 --> 00:36:41,158
KATE...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
828
00:36:41,159 --> 00:36:44,912
WELL, THE ROUND DIAMOND
IS TRADITIONAL,
829
00:36:44,913 --> 00:36:47,995
BUT THE SQUARE CUT
IS STUNNING.
830
00:36:47,996 --> 00:36:48,996
IT'S OKAY, JACK.
831
00:36:48,997 --> 00:36:50,167
I'VE MET SOMEONE.
832
00:36:50,168 --> 00:36:51,208
OBVIOUSLY.
833
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,291
THIS IS SUCH A LOUSY WAY
FOR YOU TO LEARN ABOUT THIS.
834
00:36:53,292 --> 00:36:56,173
ARE THERE BETTER WAYS?
835
00:36:56,174 --> 00:36:57,925
WHAT IS SHE LIKE?
836
00:36:57,926 --> 00:37:01,049
GREAT, WONDERFUL, PERFECT.
837
00:37:02,301 --> 00:37:04,011
DOES SHE BAKE?
838
00:37:04,012 --> 00:37:06,103
I DON'T KNOW.
839
00:37:06,104 --> 00:37:07,055
FIND OUT.
840
00:37:07,056 --> 00:37:09,226
YOU KNOW, IN CASE
YOU HAVE A BAKING EMERGENCY,
841
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,109
AND THEN YOU WANNA MAKE SURE
NANCY HAS YOUR BACK.
842
00:37:12,110 --> 00:37:13,190
RIGHT.
843
00:37:13,191 --> 00:37:14,942
( both chuckle )
844
00:37:14,943 --> 00:37:16,944
WAIT, HOW DID YOU KNOW
HER NAME WAS NANCY?
845
00:37:16,945 --> 00:37:20,319
WELL, YOU, UH, YOU JUST SAID
NANCY'S GREAT, WONDERFUL, PERFECT.
846
00:37:25,364 --> 00:37:27,365
YOU'RE STARING AT ME, JACK.
847
00:37:27,366 --> 00:37:30,368
YOU ARE BEING SO AWESOME
ABOUT THIS.
848
00:37:30,369 --> 00:37:33,371
( chuckles ) WHAT,
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO POSTAL?
849
00:37:33,372 --> 00:37:35,583
NO, I JUST WISH YOU'D BEEN MORE
LIKE THIS WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER.
850
00:37:35,584 --> 00:37:37,425
YOU KNOW, LESS OBSESSED
WITH GETTING MARRIED AND MORE...
851
00:37:37,426 --> 00:37:39,587
PERFECT?
852
00:37:39,588 --> 00:37:41,679
IN THE MOMENT.
853
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,641
I'M VERY IN THE MOMENT.
854
00:37:43,642 --> 00:37:46,434
I KNOW,
BUT JUST NOT IN MY MOMENT.
855
00:37:46,435 --> 00:37:48,386
WE WERE ALWAYS OUT OF SYNC,
YOU KNOW.
856
00:37:48,387 --> 00:37:50,308
EVERY TIME I WANTED SOMETHING,
YOU DIDN'T,
857
00:37:50,309 --> 00:37:52,690
AND BY THE TIME YOU WANTED IT,
IT WAS ALL YOU WANTED.
858
00:37:52,691 --> 00:37:56,484
PICK THE ROUND ONE.
YOU WON'T GO WRONG.
859
00:37:56,485 --> 00:37:58,357
( whispers )
IT'S TIME TO LET GO.
860
00:38:05,404 --> 00:38:06,614
WOW.
861
00:38:06,615 --> 00:38:08,496
( horn honks )
862
00:38:08,497 --> 00:38:10,499
( indistinct chatter )
863
00:38:21,470 --> 00:38:25,593
HEY, CAN I ASK...
WHAT IS HE DOING?
864
00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:28,596
EVERY YEAR, HE BUILDS ME
A SNOWFLAKE MADE OUT OF LIGHTS,
865
00:38:28,597 --> 00:38:31,429
A VERY BIG,
VERY BRIGHT SNOWFLAKE.
866
00:38:31,430 --> 00:38:33,431
MEN.
TOTALLY.
867
00:38:33,432 --> 00:38:34,692
NOT WHAT YOU WANT
FOR CHRISTMAS.
868
00:38:34,693 --> 00:38:36,694
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
869
00:38:36,695 --> 00:38:38,486
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
870
00:38:38,487 --> 00:38:39,607
DEJA VU...
871
00:38:39,608 --> 00:38:41,489
LITERALLY.
872
00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:42,700
I'M KATE.
873
00:38:42,701 --> 00:38:43,532
LEE.
874
00:38:43,533 --> 00:38:45,443
I'VE SEEN YOU
AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
875
00:38:45,444 --> 00:38:47,705
SURE, I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND,
TOO, I THINK.
876
00:38:47,706 --> 00:38:50,368
HEY, SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD,
IT IS COCKTAIL HOUR.
877
00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:52,660
I'M GONNA GET A DRINK.
DO YOU WANNA JOIN ME?
878
00:38:52,661 --> 00:38:54,583
( chuckles )
879
00:38:56,455 --> 00:38:57,756
Lee: YEAH, JUST ONE.
880
00:39:02,761 --> 00:39:07,556
♪ ♪
( laughter )
881
00:39:12,471 --> 00:39:14,472
OOH, GIVE ME SOME!
GIVE ME SOME!
882
00:39:14,473 --> 00:39:17,645
( both laugh )
883
00:39:17,646 --> 00:39:21,649
I HAVEN'T HAD SO MUCH FUN
ON CHRISTMAS EVE SINCE...
884
00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:23,481
I BELIEVED IN SANTA CLAUS!
885
00:39:23,482 --> 00:39:24,612
WHOO!
886
00:39:24,613 --> 00:39:27,615
Man: HEY, TURN THAT RACKET DOWN!
887
00:39:27,616 --> 00:39:29,487
( screams )
888
00:39:29,488 --> 00:39:32,491
( laughs )
889
00:39:35,624 --> 00:39:36,754
OH!
890
00:39:36,755 --> 00:39:38,416
DAD!
891
00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:40,498
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE DOOR.
892
00:39:40,499 --> 00:39:43,421
I USED THE KEY YOU GAVE ME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
893
00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:46,424
WE WERE WORRIED.
YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR DINNER.
894
00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:48,426
I SHOULD GO.
895
00:39:48,427 --> 00:39:49,767
NICE TO MEET YOU.
896
00:39:49,768 --> 00:39:51,469
I LIKE YOUR HAIR.
897
00:39:51,470 --> 00:39:52,720
WHO'S THAT?
LONG STORY.
898
00:39:52,721 --> 00:39:55,683
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T CALL.
THE DAY GOT AWAY FROM ME.
899
00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:58,567
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
900
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,650
THIS IS MILES.
901
00:40:02,651 --> 00:40:03,691
HI, KATIE.
902
00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:06,485
HI.
903
00:40:13,832 --> 00:40:15,704
DONUT?
904
00:40:20,839 --> 00:40:22,920
I AM SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE ME
IN THAT CONDITION.
905
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:25,803
NO, NO, I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET
THEM TALK ME INTO COMING.
906
00:40:25,804 --> 00:40:27,925
I MEAN, I DON'T USUALLY
DANCE AROUND MY APARTMENT
907
00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:30,678
WITH OTHER WOMEN
WHO ARE BASICALLY STRANGERS.
908
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:32,810
NO, I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD DANCE AROUND IN
THEIR APARTMENT AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH,
909
00:40:32,811 --> 00:40:33,931
ESPECIALLY WITH STRANGERS.
910
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,813
AND THAT WASN'T
A CREEPY INVITATION.
911
00:40:35,814 --> 00:40:36,854
GOT IT.
912
00:40:36,855 --> 00:40:39,767
YOU STILL FEEL LIKE DOING SOMETHING?
UM, YEAH.
913
00:40:39,768 --> 00:40:44,653
IF THE ALTERNATIVE IS WATCHING DAD AND
SALLY CLEAN MY APARTMENT, I'D LOVE TO.
914
00:40:45,694 --> 00:40:46,824
"PARKITECT."
YEAH.
915
00:40:46,825 --> 00:40:47,865
WHAT'S A "PARKITECT"?
916
00:40:47,866 --> 00:40:48,946
I DESIGN PARKS.
917
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:50,618
GET OUT OF TOWN.
918
00:40:50,619 --> 00:40:51,619
I'M SERIOUS.
919
00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:52,870
ANY I MIGHT'VE BEEN TO?
920
00:40:52,871 --> 00:40:54,872
UH, PROSPECT PARK.
921
00:40:54,873 --> 00:40:57,875
YOU DESIGNED THAT?
UH, NO.
922
00:40:57,876 --> 00:41:01,879
BUT I DID DO A LITTLE SECTION RIGHT
NEXT TO THE BOTANICAL GARDENS.
923
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:05,633
( chuckles )
924
00:41:05,634 --> 00:41:06,964
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
925
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:09,717
I HAVE BEEN
SUCH A BITCH TO YOU.
926
00:41:09,718 --> 00:41:10,758
NO, YOU HAVEN'T.
927
00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:12,680
TRUST ME, I HAVE.
928
00:41:12,681 --> 00:41:16,013
WHY WOULD YOU WANNA SPEND
CHRISTMAS EVE WITH ME?
929
00:41:16,014 --> 00:41:17,805
GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
930
00:41:17,806 --> 00:41:19,647
WHAT?
931
00:41:19,648 --> 00:41:21,809
I'M NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING WEIRD.
GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
932
00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:22,811
( chuckles )
933
00:41:25,814 --> 00:41:27,735
SEE THIS LINE?
934
00:41:27,736 --> 00:41:29,657
THIS IS YOUR HEART LINE.
935
00:41:29,658 --> 00:41:31,659
IT'S A VERY NICE LINE.
936
00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:32,990
THIS MEANS
YOU HAVE A GOOD HEART.
937
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:35,994
( chuckles ) ACTUALLY,
THIS IS MY HEART LINE.
938
00:41:37,035 --> 00:41:38,706
I KNEW THAT.
939
00:41:38,707 --> 00:41:39,997
I JUST WAS LOOKING AT IT
FROM UPSIDE DOWN.
940
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,919
I COULDN'T REALLY TELL.
941
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,753
I STILL THINK
YOU HAVE A GOOD HEART.
942
00:41:46,755 --> 00:41:50,718
I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, AND I WANT YOU
TO LET ME FINISH BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING.
943
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:51,799
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
944
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,930
SO THERE'S THIS GUY...
GREAT.
945
00:41:52,931 --> 00:41:54,892
JUST LET ME FINISH!
OKAY.
946
00:41:54,893 --> 00:41:57,935
HIS NAME IS JACK, AND WERE
WERE TOGETHER FOR TWO YEARS.
947
00:41:57,936 --> 00:42:01,769
I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS GREAT,
BUT IT WASN'T.
948
00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:02,980
I WASN'T.
949
00:42:02,981 --> 00:42:06,774
THERE ARE THINGS THAT I COULD'VE
CHANGED TO MAKE IT RIGHT.
950
00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:10,778
ANYWAY, TODAY I FOUND OUT HE'S
MARRYING THIS GIRL NAMED NANCY.
951
00:42:10,779 --> 00:42:14,702
THERE ARE THINGS THAT I
COULD'VE DONE DIFFERENTLY.
952
00:42:14,703 --> 00:42:15,914
EXCEPT ONE.
953
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:18,956
YOU'RE NOT NANCY.
954
00:42:18,957 --> 00:42:20,958
YOU COULD'VE CHANGED
EVERYTHING IN THE RELATIONSHIP
955
00:42:20,959 --> 00:42:24,081
EXCEPT THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING...
956
00:42:24,082 --> 00:42:25,963
FATE.
957
00:42:25,964 --> 00:42:28,006
IF YOU WERE MEANT TO BE
TOGETHER, YOU WOULD BE.
958
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:32,721
( chuckles ) HMM.
959
00:42:33,932 --> 00:42:35,092
HMM.
960
00:42:35,093 --> 00:42:37,094
YOU'RE DIFFERENT
THAN WHEN WE FIRST MET.
961
00:42:37,095 --> 00:42:39,807
FROM A HALF-HOUR AGO?
AM I BETTER LOOKING?
962
00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:40,978
DEFINITELY.
963
00:42:40,979 --> 00:42:43,771
I HEARD THIS IS A GOOD PLACE.
WANNA GRAB A BITE HERE?
964
00:42:43,772 --> 00:42:46,103
UH, I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY,
BUT I COULD USE A DRINK.
965
00:42:46,104 --> 00:42:49,026
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I FORGOT. YOU ATE ALREADY.
966
00:42:49,027 --> 00:42:51,989
YES, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
967
00:42:51,990 --> 00:42:53,821
I LIKE A WOMAN
WHO'S A HEARTY EATER.
968
00:42:53,822 --> 00:42:55,953
YEAH, ME, TOO.
I LIKE A MAN WHO EATS CHEESE.
969
00:42:55,954 --> 00:42:57,325
HUH?
970
00:43:00,118 --> 00:43:05,002
♪ ...AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE ♪
971
00:43:05,003 --> 00:43:07,966
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, DON'T YOU?
972
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:12,841
EXCUSE ME A MOMENT.
973
00:43:19,808 --> 00:43:23,140
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
974
00:43:23,141 --> 00:43:25,062
WHOA! HI.
975
00:43:25,063 --> 00:43:27,024
YOU KNOW, DON'T YOU?
976
00:43:27,025 --> 00:43:27,936
KNOW WHAT?
977
00:43:27,937 --> 00:43:29,897
YOU KNOW WHY
THIS NIGHT KEEPS REPEATING.
978
00:43:29,898 --> 00:43:31,779
ACTUALLY, I DON'T.
979
00:43:31,780 --> 00:43:32,860
IS IT?
980
00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:34,111
PLEASE TELL ME
YOU'RE NOT PHYLLIS.
981
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:35,864
NO!
982
00:43:37,906 --> 00:43:42,080
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO MAKE THIS NIGHT END!
983
00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,797
WAIT! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN!
984
00:43:52,010 --> 00:43:53,131
MILES!
985
00:43:54,803 --> 00:43:55,923
( exhales )
986
00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:58,966
MILES!
THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT!
987
00:43:58,967 --> 00:44:00,177
( door shuts )
988
00:44:00,178 --> 00:44:01,389
( sighs )
989
00:44:04,893 --> 00:44:05,973
UM, ARE YOU OKAY?
990
00:44:05,974 --> 00:44:06,935
NOT REALLY.
991
00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:10,818
I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE WHOLE BREAKDOWN THING.
992
00:44:10,819 --> 00:44:12,940
OH, IT HAPPENS.
993
00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:14,942
CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?
994
00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:17,945
YOU KNOW,
UNTIL PHYLLIS SHOWS UP.
995
00:44:17,946 --> 00:44:19,037
OKAY.
996
00:44:24,082 --> 00:44:28,836
COME ON. COME ON.
997
00:44:28,837 --> 00:44:31,840
COME ON.
998
00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:35,172
( whimpering )
999
00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:36,924
Woman: FRESH FROM THE PEAR TREE,
1000
00:44:36,925 --> 00:44:40,097
A GORGEOUS PARTRIDGE PIN
AND PEAR EARRING ENSEMBLE.
1001
00:44:40,098 --> 00:44:41,929
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE,
1002
00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:43,931
( barks )
AND THIS OFFER ENDS AT MIDNIGHT.
1003
00:44:43,932 --> 00:44:44,932
DON'T LET THIS CHANCE
PASS YOU BY.
1004
00:44:44,933 --> 00:44:47,184
WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 12:00,
1005
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:49,107
IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
1006
00:44:59,908 --> 00:45:04,992
♪ ...IN A PEAR TREE ♪
1007
00:45:04,993 --> 00:45:08,996
( grunts )
1008
00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:10,879
KEEP IT. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1009
00:45:12,881 --> 00:45:14,962
HEY, I NEVER ASKED,
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
1010
00:45:14,963 --> 00:45:15,834
JIM.
1011
00:45:15,835 --> 00:45:18,215
THANKS FOR ALWAYS
BEING THERE FOR ME, JIM.
1012
00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:19,968
YEAH.
1013
00:45:23,101 --> 00:45:25,012
( sniffs )
1014
00:45:25,013 --> 00:45:26,104
( horn honks )
1015
00:45:29,978 --> 00:45:31,900
HEY, LEE.
1016
00:45:33,021 --> 00:45:34,111
WHO WAS THAT?
1017
00:45:34,112 --> 00:45:36,984
I DON'T KNOW.
1018
00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:39,156
SNOWFLAKE TIME.
1019
00:45:39,157 --> 00:45:42,159
( phone rings )
1020
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,911
HI.
1021
00:45:43,912 --> 00:45:44,992
HI.
1022
00:45:44,993 --> 00:45:46,914
IS THIS KATE?
YES.
1023
00:45:46,915 --> 00:45:48,996
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE AT WORK.
THIS IS MILES.
1024
00:45:48,997 --> 00:45:51,999
I KNOW.
I MEAN, I THOUGHT SO.
1025
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,251
UH, OKAY. WELL, I GOT YOUR
MESSAGE ABOUT MEETING AT NICK'S.
1026
00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:57,254
I HAVE A WHOLE OTHER IDEA FOR TONIGHT.
I HOPE YOU'RE UP FOR IT.
1027
00:45:57,255 --> 00:46:00,087
SURE, WHAT IS IT?
1028
00:46:00,088 --> 00:46:02,089
THAT'S SAD.
1029
00:46:02,090 --> 00:46:03,180
OH.
1030
00:46:03,181 --> 00:46:05,933
NO.
NO.
1031
00:46:05,934 --> 00:46:07,014
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
1032
00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:08,305
UH, DEAD.
1033
00:46:08,306 --> 00:46:10,148
IT'S PERFECT.
1034
00:46:11,309 --> 00:46:13,150
WATCH THE LIGHT!
1035
00:46:13,151 --> 00:46:18,946
( laughs )
1036
00:46:18,947 --> 00:46:20,027
I GOT IT.
1037
00:46:20,028 --> 00:46:22,029
YOU NEED TO WATCH OUT!
1038
00:46:22,030 --> 00:46:23,200
THAT'S A SHAME.
1039
00:46:23,201 --> 00:46:27,034
THEY SAID THEY'D FIX IT TOMORROW.
LET'S TAKE THE STAIRS.
1040
00:46:27,035 --> 00:46:29,166
OKAY.
1041
00:46:29,167 --> 00:46:31,959
YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU?
NO.
1042
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,210
ALL THE WAY UP THERE?
1043
00:46:33,211 --> 00:46:34,291
KEEP GOING.
OKAY.
1044
00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:36,083
COME ON.
ALL RIGHT.
1045
00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:38,045
( grunts )
1046
00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:39,086
WHOA! ARE YOU OKAY?
1047
00:46:39,087 --> 00:46:40,178
YEAH, I'M GOOD.
I'M GOOD.
1048
00:46:49,017 --> 00:46:53,140
WOW, THIS IS A LOT OF CHRISTMAS.
IS THAT A BROWN SNOWBALL?
1049
00:46:53,141 --> 00:46:55,312
WE ARE NOT PUTTING THIS ON THE TREE.
I MADE IT IN THIRD GRADE.
1050
00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:56,984
OH, YOU HAVE TO.
IT'S TERRIBLE.
1051
00:46:56,985 --> 00:46:59,197
COME ON.
NO, THIS IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
1052
00:47:04,112 --> 00:47:05,573
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1053
00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:09,247
( train whistles )
1054
00:47:12,370 --> 00:47:15,292
( sighs )
1055
00:47:15,293 --> 00:47:19,126
WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO
WITH FROSTY THE SCARY SNOWMAN?
1056
00:47:19,127 --> 00:47:20,257
OH, I LOVE THAT ONE!
1057
00:47:20,258 --> 00:47:22,219
WILL YOU PUT THAT
ON THE FRONT?
1058
00:47:22,220 --> 00:47:23,171
YEAH.
1059
00:47:23,172 --> 00:47:25,342
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING,
BY THE WAY.
1060
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:27,264
THIS IS JUST SO MUCH FUN.
I KNOW IT WAS LAST MINUTE,
1061
00:47:27,265 --> 00:47:31,018
BUT I REALLY WANTED EVERYTHING TO
BE VERY FESTIVE FOR CHRISTMAS.
1062
00:47:31,019 --> 00:47:33,350
AH, WELL, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
1063
00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:36,063
HERE'S SOME CAKE
AND APPLE CIDER.
1064
00:47:36,064 --> 00:47:39,067
SPIKED?
SPICED.
1065
00:47:42,110 --> 00:47:44,111
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S BAD?
1066
00:47:44,112 --> 00:47:45,282
FANTASTIC.
1067
00:47:45,283 --> 00:47:47,324
( chuckles ) GOOD.
1068
00:47:47,325 --> 00:47:49,157
CHEERS.
1069
00:47:58,126 --> 00:48:01,128
HONEY, THEY'RE HERE.
1070
00:48:01,129 --> 00:48:04,131
OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
YOU USED MY MOM'S CHINA!
1071
00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:07,134
I THOUGHT IT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL A
LITTLE MORE LIKE SHE WAS HERE TONIGHT.
1072
00:48:07,135 --> 00:48:08,215
THANK YOU.
1073
00:48:08,216 --> 00:48:10,217
SALL, HAVE YOU SEEN
THE CARVING KNIFE?
1074
00:48:10,218 --> 00:48:13,220
OH, SO YOU GONNA TAKE KATE
TO MIDNIGHT MASS?
1075
00:48:13,221 --> 00:48:15,222
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO?
1076
00:48:15,223 --> 00:48:17,224
I DON'T KNOW
IF THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
1077
00:48:17,225 --> 00:48:18,435
OH, THE WHOLE
RELIGIOUS THING?
1078
00:48:18,436 --> 00:48:20,357
NO,
IT'S MORE THE MIDNIGHT THING.
1079
00:48:20,358 --> 00:48:24,151
I'VE BEEN STRUGGLING
TO MAKE IT PAST 12:00.
1080
00:48:24,152 --> 00:48:25,402
OKAY, WELL,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, GRANNY.
1081
00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:27,324
WE CAN GIVE IT A SHOT,
AND IF YOU FADE OUT,
1082
00:48:27,325 --> 00:48:30,077
I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET HOME
BEFORE SANTA VISITS.
1083
00:48:30,078 --> 00:48:32,289
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW GOOD THAT SOUNDS.
1084
00:48:32,290 --> 00:48:35,292
HERE IT IS...
THE CHRISTMAS BEAST!
1085
00:48:35,293 --> 00:48:37,414
I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE
TOLD YOU GUYS,
1086
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:39,456
BUT I'M A VEGETARIAN.
1087
00:48:39,457 --> 00:48:41,168
KIDDING, KIDDING.
1088
00:48:41,169 --> 00:48:42,299
( all laugh )
1089
00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:45,212
HONEY, ARE YOU GONNA CARVE?
1090
00:48:45,213 --> 00:48:47,424
AH, YOU TWO
REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER.
1091
00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:50,177
THAT'S A FUNNY THING TO SAY.
OF COURSE WE DO.
1092
00:48:50,178 --> 00:48:51,679
I'M GLAD.
1093
00:49:01,479 --> 00:49:03,190
THERE YOU GO.
1094
00:49:03,191 --> 00:49:06,483
OH, THANKS.
YEAH.
1095
00:49:06,484 --> 00:49:08,156
( chuckles )
1096
00:49:10,368 --> 00:49:12,200
WOW.
1097
00:49:15,493 --> 00:49:17,374
WHAT'S WRONG?
1098
00:49:17,375 --> 00:49:19,206
THAT'S MY NEIGHBOR.
1099
00:49:19,207 --> 00:49:21,378
SO?
SHE'S SO ALONE.
1100
00:49:21,379 --> 00:49:23,460
I DON'T WANT THAT TO BE ME...
1101
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,382
ALONE ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
1102
00:49:25,383 --> 00:49:27,255
YOU'RE NOT ALONE TONIGHT.
1103
00:49:31,349 --> 00:49:33,220
EXCUSE ME, DO YOU MIND
IF WE SIT HERE?
1104
00:49:33,221 --> 00:49:34,352
OH, OF COURSE NOT.
1105
00:49:38,396 --> 00:49:39,396
HI.
1106
00:49:39,397 --> 00:49:40,437
OH, HI.
1107
00:49:40,438 --> 00:49:42,229
HOW'D BAKING GO TODAY?
1108
00:49:42,230 --> 00:49:44,231
GREAT, THANKS.
1109
00:49:44,232 --> 00:49:46,363
GOOD.
1110
00:49:46,364 --> 00:49:49,367
♪ ♪
1111
00:49:54,242 --> 00:49:56,323
♪ JOY TO THE WORLD ♪
1112
00:49:56,324 --> 00:49:58,325
♪ THE LORD IS COME ♪
1113
00:49:58,326 --> 00:50:03,330
♪ LET EARTH RECEIVE HER KING ♪
1114
00:50:03,331 --> 00:50:05,422
♪ LET EVERY HEART ♪
1115
00:50:05,423 --> 00:50:08,295
♪ PREPARE HIM ROOM ♪
1116
00:50:08,296 --> 00:50:13,180
♪ AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING,
AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ♪
1117
00:50:13,181 --> 00:50:17,515
( church bell rings )
♪ AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ♪
1118
00:50:31,199 --> 00:50:34,821
♪ ...IN A PEAR TREE ♪
1119
00:50:34,822 --> 00:50:36,954
I SPRITZED YOU,
AND YOU PASSED OUT.
1120
00:50:39,787 --> 00:50:42,290
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
1121
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:49,376
MISS, IF YOU NEED ASSISTANCE,
WE CAN CALL 911.
1122
00:50:49,377 --> 00:50:51,088
I'M OKAY.
1123
00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:52,929
THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO GET UP.
1124
00:50:52,930 --> 00:50:54,010
GIVE HERE A MINUTE.
1125
00:50:54,011 --> 00:50:55,433
WHY?
THANK YOU, JIM.
1126
00:50:58,096 --> 00:50:59,436
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1127
00:50:59,437 --> 00:51:00,517
SHE'S HAD 20 MINUTES.
1128
00:51:00,518 --> 00:51:03,059
IF SHE'S SICK,
WE CAN CALL SOMEONE.
1129
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,102
OKAY, I GET IT.
1130
00:51:05,103 --> 00:51:08,945
MAKE ROOM FOR THE SHOPPERS.
"GET HER OUT OF THE WAY."
1131
00:51:08,946 --> 00:51:11,448
I'M NOT RELEVANT.
I'M NOT IMPORTANT.
1132
00:51:11,449 --> 00:51:15,452
OH, THERE, THERE.
IT CAN'T BE ALL THAT BAD.
1133
00:51:15,453 --> 00:51:17,324
( groans )
1134
00:51:17,325 --> 00:51:19,075
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
IN A PARKING GARAGE
1135
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,958
AND IT JUST KEEPS GOING AROUND
AND AROUND AND AROUND
1136
00:51:21,959 --> 00:51:23,960
AND YOU CAN'T FIND THE EXIT?
1137
00:51:23,961 --> 00:51:27,415
THAT'S MY LIFE.
MY LIFE IS A PARKING GARAGE.
1138
00:51:28,966 --> 00:51:31,048
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
1139
00:51:43,981 --> 00:51:47,023
THERE ISN'T ANYTHING
A CUP OF COCOA CAN'T SOLVE.
1140
00:51:47,024 --> 00:51:48,565
OH, WITH MARSHMALLOWS?
YOU BET. HERE.
1141
00:51:48,566 --> 00:51:50,567
THANKS.
1142
00:51:50,568 --> 00:51:53,109
I USED TO GO
TO MEXICO EVERY YEAR.
1143
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,991
NOW I JUST COME HERE.
1144
00:51:54,992 --> 00:51:56,153
IT'S ALWAYS SUMMER HERE.
1145
00:51:56,154 --> 00:51:58,495
YEAH, IT FEELS LIKE IT.
1146
00:51:58,496 --> 00:52:01,037
WHAT WOULD YOU DO, JIM?
1147
00:52:01,038 --> 00:52:06,373
WELL, FIRST I'D PROBABLY
GO GET MY HEAD EXAMINED.
1148
00:52:06,374 --> 00:52:10,377
I DID THAT ALREADY,
LIKE FOUR DAYS AGO.
1149
00:52:10,378 --> 00:52:14,050
OH, KATE, I'M OLD.
1150
00:52:14,051 --> 00:52:16,513
I HAVE A LIFE
OF WONDERFUL MOMENTS,
1151
00:52:16,514 --> 00:52:18,515
A FEW FILLED WITH REGRET.
1152
00:52:18,516 --> 00:52:20,517
THERE ARE TIMES
I TOOK TOO MANY CHANCES,
1153
00:52:20,518 --> 00:52:23,520
AND NOT ENOUGH.
1154
00:52:23,521 --> 00:52:27,394
WHAT WOULD I DO?
1155
00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:29,396
ANYTHING.
1156
00:52:29,397 --> 00:52:31,068
( chuckles )
1157
00:52:33,401 --> 00:52:34,482
HMM...
1158
00:52:40,538 --> 00:52:41,618
HERE YOU GO, MA'AM.
1159
00:52:41,619 --> 00:52:43,159
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
OH, THANKS!
1160
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,160
♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME ♪
1161
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:47,204
♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪
1162
00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:49,546
♪ WHOA, WHOA-OH-OH-OH ♪
1163
00:52:49,547 --> 00:52:52,419
HI, OFFICER.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1164
00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:54,421
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1165
00:52:54,422 --> 00:52:56,172
♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME ♪
1166
00:52:56,173 --> 00:53:00,096
( engine roars )
1167
00:53:00,097 --> 00:53:01,468
( gasps
1168
00:53:01,469 --> 00:53:03,600
( laughs )
1169
00:53:03,601 --> 00:53:10,567
♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME ♪
1170
00:53:10,568 --> 00:53:15,652
CRISTAL '69 FOR MADEMOISELLE.
1171
00:53:15,653 --> 00:53:18,575
♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME ♪
1172
00:53:18,576 --> 00:53:20,116
THANK YOU.
1173
00:53:20,117 --> 00:53:21,448
♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪
1174
00:53:21,449 --> 00:53:24,241
♪ WHOA, WHOA-OH-OH-OH ♪
1175
00:53:24,242 --> 00:53:26,082
VOILA. YOU LIKE?
1176
00:53:26,083 --> 00:53:28,495
( chuckles ) WOW.
1177
00:53:28,496 --> 00:53:31,628
♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME ♪
1178
00:53:31,629 --> 00:53:33,250
Mrs. Frumkin:
YOU EVER DO THIS BEFORE?
1179
00:53:33,251 --> 00:53:37,594
WHEN I WAS A KID,
I LIKED THE GREEN REINDEER.
1180
00:53:37,595 --> 00:53:39,256
Lee: THAT'S A REINDEER?
1181
00:53:39,257 --> 00:53:40,597
OH. ( laughs )
1182
00:53:40,598 --> 00:53:42,469
♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME ♪
1183
00:53:42,470 --> 00:53:44,601
WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME?
1184
00:53:44,602 --> 00:53:47,644
STARING? I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.
1185
00:53:47,645 --> 00:53:50,607
IT'S LIKE THE INNER YOU IS MARKING
ITS TERRITORY ON YOUR BODY.
1186
00:53:50,608 --> 00:53:51,688
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
1187
00:53:51,689 --> 00:53:54,271
HAVE YOU MET YOURSELF?
IT'S BIG.
1188
00:53:54,272 --> 00:53:55,272
OKAY, LET'S GET BACK TO LEE.
1189
00:53:55,273 --> 00:53:57,654
LEE, YOU'VE BEEN WITH
YOUR GUY FOR THREE YEARS,
1190
00:53:57,655 --> 00:53:59,616
AND HE'S ONLY
GIVEN YOU SNOWFLAKES?
1191
00:53:59,617 --> 00:54:02,529
WELL, DON'T GET ME WRONG, IT WAS
REALLY SWEET THE FIRST YEAR,
1192
00:54:02,530 --> 00:54:03,620
EVEN THE SECOND.
1193
00:54:03,621 --> 00:54:05,662
DUMP HIM.
1194
00:54:05,663 --> 00:54:07,123
JUST SAYIN'.
1195
00:54:07,124 --> 00:54:08,124
( both chuckle )
1196
00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:09,666
YOU GIRLS DON'T KNOW
HOW GOOD YOU'VE GOT IT.
1197
00:54:09,667 --> 00:54:11,668
OH, YEAH, MY LOVE LIFE
IS FABULOUS.
1198
00:54:11,669 --> 00:54:15,632
YOU TALK ABOUT AND JACK AND ABOUT
BREAKING UP AFTER TWO YEARS.
1199
00:54:15,633 --> 00:54:17,294
AND YOU TALK ABOUT
HOW HARD IT IS
1200
00:54:17,295 --> 00:54:19,676
HAVING A GUY FOR THREE YEARS
WHO HANGS LIGHTS.
1201
00:54:19,677 --> 00:54:22,299
I JUST WANT THE TREE YEARS.
1202
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:24,551
OR THREE MONTHS.
1203
00:54:24,552 --> 00:54:26,723
JUST SAYIN'.
1204
00:54:26,724 --> 00:54:28,685
TA-DA!
1205
00:54:28,686 --> 00:54:30,687
HOLY MACKEREL!
WHOA!
1206
00:54:30,688 --> 00:54:31,688
WHERE DID YOU LEARN
HOW TO DO THAT?
1207
00:54:31,689 --> 00:54:33,650
YOU TUBE.
1208
00:54:33,651 --> 00:54:35,692
WOW!
HERE, FOR YOU.
1209
00:54:35,693 --> 00:54:37,273
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
1210
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,526
THANK YOU.
1211
00:54:49,537 --> 00:54:54,671
♪ ...IN A PEAR TREE ♪
1212
00:54:54,672 --> 00:54:56,713
( horn honks )
1213
00:54:56,714 --> 00:54:59,216
( indistinct chatter )
1214
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:05,181
DO YOU NEED SOME HELP?
1215
00:55:05,182 --> 00:55:07,183
UH...
1216
00:55:07,184 --> 00:55:08,224
YES.
1217
00:55:08,225 --> 00:55:09,766
HERE. HOLD MY PURSE.
1218
00:55:09,767 --> 00:55:11,598
I'LL TAKE THAT.
1219
00:55:11,599 --> 00:55:13,189
YOU GO THAT WAY.
OKAY, WAIT.
1220
00:55:13,190 --> 00:55:14,601
I'LL GO...
WAIT.
1221
00:55:14,602 --> 00:55:15,692
OKAY, I GO UNDER.
1222
00:55:15,693 --> 00:55:16,733
I GO UNDER.
( chuckles )
1223
00:55:16,734 --> 00:55:17,734
YOU GO OVER.
OKAY.
1224
00:55:17,735 --> 00:55:19,566
GO OVER THERE.
OH!
1225
00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:21,358
IT'S BEEN A NIGHTMARE.
1226
00:55:21,359 --> 00:55:22,699
WAIT! ( screams )
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
1227
00:55:22,700 --> 00:55:23,740
YOU ARE TANGLED!
1228
00:55:23,741 --> 00:55:25,362
( grunts )
1229
00:55:25,363 --> 00:55:26,573
THERE WE GO.
1230
00:55:26,574 --> 00:55:27,744
HERE.
1231
00:55:27,745 --> 00:55:29,325
THERE YOU ARE.
1232
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:31,207
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YEAH.
1233
00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:33,289
DO YOU HAVE SOME
EXTRA LIGHTS I CAN BORROW?
1234
00:55:33,290 --> 00:55:35,662
ABSOLUTELY.
1235
00:55:35,663 --> 00:55:37,374
THERE YOU GO.
1236
00:55:37,375 --> 00:55:39,335
OH, THANKS. WHOA.
THANK YOU.
1237
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:42,589
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1238
00:55:42,590 --> 00:55:44,381
AH!
1239
00:55:44,382 --> 00:55:49,677
( phone rings )
1240
00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:52,729
HI, MILES.
1241
00:55:52,730 --> 00:55:54,270
UH, HI.
1242
00:55:54,271 --> 00:55:55,682
HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?
1243
00:55:55,683 --> 00:55:57,313
LUCKY GUESS.
1244
00:55:57,314 --> 00:55:59,315
I GOT YOUR EMAIL
ABOUT NICK'S.
1245
00:55:59,316 --> 00:56:00,777
FORGET NICK'S.
1246
00:56:00,778 --> 00:56:03,359
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO?
1247
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,742
( whistle blows )
1248
00:56:05,743 --> 00:56:10,246
( indistinct chatter )
1249
00:56:10,247 --> 00:56:12,329
( whistle blows )
1250
00:56:17,665 --> 00:56:19,706
HEY, I'M LOOKING
FOR MILES DUFINE.
1251
00:56:19,707 --> 00:56:20,707
HEY, COACH.
1252
00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:22,800
YO?
THERE'S SOME CHICK HERE TO SEE YOU.
1253
00:56:25,342 --> 00:56:26,423
CHICK.
1254
00:56:26,424 --> 00:56:28,304
KATIE, RIGHT?
1255
00:56:28,305 --> 00:56:30,346
RIGHT, YEAH, KATIE...
OR KATE.
1256
00:56:30,347 --> 00:56:31,428
AH.
1257
00:56:31,429 --> 00:56:32,769
YOU COACH THESE KIDS?
1258
00:56:32,770 --> 00:56:33,770
YEAH, EVERY WEEK.
1259
00:56:33,771 --> 00:56:35,271
THAT'S NICE.
1260
00:56:35,272 --> 00:56:37,434
YOU'RE A NICE GUY.
1261
00:56:37,435 --> 00:56:40,777
OKAY. REALLY, I'M A GUY
IN SERIOUS NEED OF A SHOWER.
1262
00:56:40,778 --> 00:56:43,780
UM, THAT IS THE WORST
SNACK BAR IN MANHATTAN,
1263
00:56:43,781 --> 00:56:45,361
BUT THEY HAVE
THE GREATEST COFFEE.
1264
00:56:45,362 --> 00:56:47,694
GRAB A CUP, I'LL GO CHANGE,
I'LL MEET YOU RIGHT HERE.
1265
00:56:47,695 --> 00:56:48,785
OKAY.
OKAY?
1266
00:56:48,786 --> 00:56:49,786
I HAVE A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
1267
00:56:49,787 --> 00:56:50,658
ABOUT WHAT?
1268
00:56:50,659 --> 00:56:52,789
OUR DATE.
SO FAR, IT'S GOING GREAT.
1269
00:56:52,790 --> 00:56:54,291
YEAH. OKAY.
1270
00:56:55,833 --> 00:56:57,293
Woman: TAKE CARE.
1271
00:56:57,294 --> 00:56:59,295
OKAY, I WILL.
1272
00:56:59,296 --> 00:57:00,628
OH, WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?
1273
00:57:07,675 --> 00:57:09,886
HEY. THAT'S MICHAEL.
1274
00:57:09,887 --> 00:57:12,889
HE'S OUR CAPTAIN,
BUT HE BOLTED THIS MORNING.
1275
00:57:12,890 --> 00:57:14,761
BOLTED? FROM WHERE?
1276
00:57:14,762 --> 00:57:16,893
FROM THE GROUP HOME.
IT'S WHERE WE ALL LIVE.
1277
00:57:16,894 --> 00:57:18,895
YOU KNOW,
BETWEEN FOSTER HOMES.
1278
00:57:18,896 --> 00:57:22,438
YEAH, IT WAS TOUGH ON
MICHAEL, CHRISTMAS AND ALL.
1279
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:23,820
AND MILES IS YOUR COACH?
1280
00:57:23,821 --> 00:57:25,692
COACH, SOMETIME COOK,
SOMETIME TUTOR.
1281
00:57:25,693 --> 00:57:27,824
MAN OF MANY TALENTS,
MAN OF MYSTERY.
1282
00:57:27,825 --> 00:57:28,865
APPARENTLY.
1283
00:57:28,866 --> 00:57:30,827
SO YOU WITH HIM NOW?
FOR TONIGHT.
1284
00:57:30,828 --> 00:57:32,448
THAT'S COOL.
1285
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:35,492
JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU
HURT HIM, WE'LL KILL YOU.
1286
00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:36,703
( chuckles )
1287
00:57:36,704 --> 00:57:38,876
OKAY. GOT IT.
1288
00:57:40,417 --> 00:57:41,878
THANKS FOR MEETING ME HERE.
1289
00:57:41,879 --> 00:57:43,500
I'M GLAD I DID.
1290
00:57:43,501 --> 00:57:46,503
YEAH, IT WOULD'VE BEEN TOUGH FOR THESE GUYS
NOT HAVING SOMETHING ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
1291
00:57:46,504 --> 00:57:48,715
WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY SOMETHING BEFORE?
1292
00:57:48,716 --> 00:57:51,798
I MEAN, WHEN I SENT THAT
EMAIL ABOUT NICK'S.
1293
00:57:51,799 --> 00:57:54,350
THEY ARE WAY MORE IMPORTANT
THAN A DATE.
1294
00:57:54,351 --> 00:57:55,512
THAT'S NOT WHAT SALLY THINKS.
1295
00:57:55,513 --> 00:57:58,515
SALLY?
YEAH, SHE SAID YOU'RE THE GREATEST GIRL EVER.
1296
00:57:58,516 --> 00:57:59,686
SHE SAID THAT?
1297
00:57:59,687 --> 00:58:02,519
SHE ALSO SAID TO CALL YOU
KATIE, SAID IT DRIVES YOU NUTS.
1298
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,901
SHE'S AN ODD DUCK.
YEAH, BUT A GOOD EGG.
1299
00:58:04,902 --> 00:58:07,483
YOU READY?
SHE ALSO GAVE ME YOUR SIZE.
1300
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:08,525
WHAT?
1301
00:58:08,526 --> 00:58:10,777
I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.
1302
00:58:10,778 --> 00:58:12,529
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
1303
00:58:12,530 --> 00:58:15,822
( both chuckle )
1304
00:58:15,823 --> 00:58:17,413
ALL RIGHT,
HELP'S ON THE WAY.
1305
00:58:17,414 --> 00:58:18,745
DON'T GO DOWN YET.
1306
00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:19,916
OH.
YOU OKAY?
1307
00:58:19,917 --> 00:58:20,917
BREATHING.
THAT'S IT.
1308
00:58:20,918 --> 00:58:22,458
NICE AND EASY.
1309
00:58:22,459 --> 00:58:23,790
OOH!
WHOA!
1310
00:58:23,791 --> 00:58:24,881
I GOT YOU.
1311
00:58:24,882 --> 00:58:25,882
SORRY.
1312
00:58:25,883 --> 00:58:26,883
YOU GOOD?
YES.
1313
00:58:26,884 --> 00:58:27,924
( both laugh )
1314
00:58:27,925 --> 00:58:29,465
ALL RIGHT.
OH.
1315
00:58:29,466 --> 00:58:30,927
LET'S TRY THIS.
OKAY.
1316
00:58:30,928 --> 00:58:33,469
YEAH, SEE, YOU GOT IT.
NICE AND EASY.
1317
00:58:33,470 --> 00:58:34,931
LET ME GET IN FRONT OF YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
1318
00:58:34,932 --> 00:58:36,843
HOW'S THAT? BETTER.
BETTER.
1319
00:58:36,844 --> 00:58:39,896
YOU JUST
WANNA GO EDGE TO EDGE.
1320
00:58:39,897 --> 00:58:42,559
JUST BACK AND FORTH.
THERE YOU GO.
1321
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,772
BACK AND FORTH ON YOUR EDGES.
IT'S NICE.
1322
00:58:45,773 --> 00:58:47,855
TAKE A CHANCE.
TRY SOMETHING NEW.
1323
00:58:49,907 --> 00:58:51,739
WHOO!
1324
00:59:02,830 --> 00:59:04,420
( chuckles )
1325
00:59:04,421 --> 00:59:06,583
HA!
1326
00:59:06,584 --> 00:59:08,585
SHE GOT YOU GOOD, COACH.
1327
00:59:08,586 --> 00:59:09,966
( sighs )
1328
00:59:09,967 --> 00:59:11,547
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU COULDN'T SKATE.
1329
00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:13,509
I JUST SAID
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
1330
00:59:13,510 --> 00:59:18,434
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE TRI-CITY
JUNIOR CHAMPION OF 1997,
1331
00:59:18,435 --> 00:59:20,477
AND THAT FELT GREAT. OOH!
1332
00:59:23,851 --> 00:59:24,941
HI.
1333
00:59:24,942 --> 00:59:27,604
HI.
1334
00:59:27,605 --> 00:59:28,945
COME ON, HOCKEY BOY.
1335
00:59:28,946 --> 00:59:31,818
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE YOUR MOVES.
1336
00:59:31,819 --> 00:59:33,950
FASTER! FASTER!
1337
00:59:33,951 --> 00:59:36,532
I'M GOING BACKWARDS!
1338
00:59:36,533 --> 00:59:38,905
( grunts )
1339
00:59:38,906 --> 00:59:40,036
( laughs ) NICE.
1340
00:59:40,037 --> 00:59:41,537
AWESOME.
1341
00:59:41,538 --> 00:59:44,001
YOU'RE GONNA GET
BEAT BY A GIRL!
1342
00:59:50,507 --> 00:59:51,468
IT'S NOT THAT SHE DIED,
1343
00:59:51,469 --> 00:59:54,510
IT'S JUST IT MIGHT NOT
HAVE HAPPENED AT ALL
1344
00:59:54,511 --> 00:59:57,974
IF I'D PARKED THE CAR
CLOSER TO THE STORE,
1345
00:59:57,975 --> 00:59:59,555
IF I HADN'T STOPPED
AT THE YELLOW LIGHT,
1346
00:59:59,556 --> 01:00:01,017
IF I HADN'T CHECKED
THE MAIL ON THE WAY IN,
1347
01:00:01,018 --> 01:00:03,980
ALL THOSE LITTLE THINGS...
1348
01:00:03,981 --> 01:00:06,482
I MIGHT'VE BEEN THERE.
1349
01:00:06,483 --> 01:00:08,985
HMM.
1350
01:00:08,986 --> 01:00:10,987
I KNOW THIS ISN'T
GONNA HELP THAT MUCH,
1351
01:00:10,988 --> 01:00:15,652
BUT SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME
THAT YOU CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING
1352
01:00:15,653 --> 01:00:17,994
EXCEPT
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING...
1353
01:00:17,995 --> 01:00:19,495
FATE.
1354
01:00:19,496 --> 01:00:20,997
HUH.
1355
01:00:20,998 --> 01:00:22,949
YOU KNOW, THIS...
I GOOGLED YOU.
1356
01:00:22,950 --> 01:00:25,001
"A HIDDEN GEM
IN PROSPECT PARK
1357
01:00:25,002 --> 01:00:27,664
"IS THE RENOVATION
OF POET'S CORNER
1358
01:00:27,665 --> 01:00:30,626
BY LANDSCAPE ARCHITECT
MILES DUFINE."
1359
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:32,880
NEW YORK TIMES, 2008.
1360
01:00:36,674 --> 01:00:41,518
"OUR TRUEST LIFE
IS IN DREAMS AWAKE."
1361
01:00:44,101 --> 01:00:46,062
HMM...
1362
01:00:46,063 --> 01:00:48,685
THOREAU.
IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
1363
01:00:48,686 --> 01:00:50,858
STAY RIGHT THERE.
1364
01:01:01,699 --> 01:01:02,950
WOW.
1365
01:01:05,993 --> 01:01:07,623
YOU DID THIS?
1366
01:01:07,624 --> 01:01:09,545
I KNEW SOMEONE
WITH SOME EXTRA LIGHTS.
1367
01:01:09,546 --> 01:01:11,958
( chuckles )
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
1368
01:01:11,959 --> 01:01:13,549
YOU'RE AMAZING.
1369
01:01:13,550 --> 01:01:14,590
NOT REALLY.
1370
01:01:14,591 --> 01:01:16,002
OH, DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
1371
01:01:16,003 --> 01:01:17,673
DON'T HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM.
1372
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:20,596
YOU MEAN LIKE WHEN YOU'RE IN A
RELATIONSHIP FOR TWO YEARS,
1373
01:01:20,597 --> 01:01:23,059
KNOWING AFTER SIX MONTHS
IT'S NEVER GONNA WORK OUT,
1374
01:01:23,060 --> 01:01:27,063
BUT BEING TOO SCARED TO MOVE
ON OR ADMIT IT TO YOURSELF?
1375
01:01:27,064 --> 01:01:29,605
YEAH, LIKE THAT.
1376
01:01:29,606 --> 01:01:31,728
I'M NOTHING LIKE THAT.
1377
01:01:31,729 --> 01:01:36,072
GOOD. I'M GLAD.
1378
01:01:36,073 --> 01:01:40,077
( church bell rings )
1379
01:01:41,739 --> 01:01:48,916
♪ AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE ♪
1380
01:01:50,087 --> 01:01:51,588
DAMN IT!
1381
01:01:57,384 --> 01:01:59,175
JACK.
1382
01:01:59,176 --> 01:02:01,177
KATE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1383
01:02:01,178 --> 01:02:03,049
NANCY SEEMS LIKE
A GREAT GIRL,
1384
01:02:03,050 --> 01:02:05,051
NOT THAT I KNOW HER,
BUT I KNOW YOU LOVE HER,
1385
01:02:05,052 --> 01:02:06,262
AND THAT'S ALL
THAT'S IMPORTANT.
1386
01:02:06,263 --> 01:02:08,184
WHAT? HOW DO YOU...
DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW.
1387
01:02:08,185 --> 01:02:10,266
I DO,
AND I'M FINE WITH IT.
1388
01:02:10,267 --> 01:02:14,190
ACTUALLY, I'M GREAT.
RELIEVED, REALLY.
1389
01:02:14,191 --> 01:02:15,271
THANK YOU.
1390
01:02:15,272 --> 01:02:17,193
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JACK.
1391
01:02:17,194 --> 01:02:19,115
HEY, WAIT...
1392
01:02:19,116 --> 01:02:22,239
DO YOU WANNA GO GET
A CUP OF COFFEE?
1393
01:02:28,075 --> 01:02:30,126
I KEPT THINKING
THINGS WOULD EVENTUALLY CLICK,
1394
01:02:30,127 --> 01:02:33,129
BUT I KNEW
AFTER WE WENT TO CALIFORNIA.
1395
01:02:33,130 --> 01:02:35,131
THAT WAS SIX MONTHS
AFTER WE MET.
1396
01:02:35,132 --> 01:02:39,215
I WAS HOPING IT WOULD GET
BETTER, BUT I KNEW IT WOULDN'T.
1397
01:02:39,216 --> 01:02:41,087
I JUST THOUGHT THAT
IF WE HAD THIS TIMELINE,
1398
01:02:41,088 --> 01:02:42,298
THAT IT WOULD
MAKE THINGS BETTER
1399
01:02:42,299 --> 01:02:43,140
OR JUST KEEP US ON TRACK,
1400
01:02:43,141 --> 01:02:47,143
BUT ALL I DID
WAS PUSH YOU AWAY FROM ME.
1401
01:02:47,144 --> 01:02:50,476
KATE, I TOOK YOU TO CALIFORNIA
TO PROPOSE.
1402
01:02:50,477 --> 01:02:52,228
WHAT? YOU WERE GONNA PROPOSE?
1403
01:02:52,229 --> 01:02:54,150
THEN YOUR MOM DIED.
1404
01:02:54,151 --> 01:02:58,194
WHAT DOES HER DYING
HAVE TO DO WITH PROPOSING?
1405
01:02:58,195 --> 01:03:01,317
WHEN YOUR MOM DIED, YOU BECAME
OBSESSED ABOUT US GETTING MARRIED.
1406
01:03:01,318 --> 01:03:03,359
I DID NOT.
1407
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:05,451
MAYBE A LITTLE.
YEAH.
1408
01:03:05,452 --> 01:03:09,326
WELL, DAD WAS SO LONELY,
I DIDN'T WANNA END UP LIKE HIM.
1409
01:03:12,329 --> 01:03:14,410
I DIDN'T WANNA BE ALONE.
1410
01:03:14,411 --> 01:03:19,295
YOU WERE MORE IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA
OF MARRIAGE THAN YOU WERE WITH ME.
1411
01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:20,336
YOU KNEW THAT?
1412
01:03:20,337 --> 01:03:22,338
KINDA OBVIOUS.
1413
01:03:22,339 --> 01:03:24,470
NOT TO ME.
1414
01:03:24,471 --> 01:03:27,263
I'M GLAD I SAW YOU TODAY.
1415
01:03:27,264 --> 01:03:30,226
ME, TOO.
1416
01:03:30,227 --> 01:03:32,428
I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.
1417
01:03:32,429 --> 01:03:33,429
BYE.
1418
01:03:33,430 --> 01:03:34,431
BYE.
1419
01:03:36,523 --> 01:03:41,148
( bell dings )
1420
01:03:42,239 --> 01:03:44,440
( laughter )
1421
01:03:44,441 --> 01:03:49,245
OKAY, OKAY, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ST.
NICK GETS STUCK IN THE CHIMNEY?
1422
01:03:49,246 --> 01:03:50,366
OH, THIS...
UH!
1423
01:03:50,367 --> 01:03:53,329
HE GETS SANTA CLAUS-TROPHOBIA.
1424
01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:55,371
( all laugh )
1425
01:03:55,372 --> 01:03:56,372
OH, THAT'S A DUMB JOKE.
1426
01:03:56,373 --> 01:03:58,414
NO, IT'S NOT.
YOU'RE FUNNY.
1427
01:03:58,415 --> 01:04:00,416
YOU THINK?
1428
01:04:00,417 --> 01:04:05,301
TOTALLY.
YOU'RE FUNNY, YOU'RE CHARMING,
AND YOU PUT UP WITH THIS GUY.
1429
01:04:05,302 --> 01:04:06,512
WELL, YES, I DO.
1430
01:04:06,513 --> 01:04:07,553
WHAT'S FOR DESSERT?
1431
01:04:07,554 --> 01:04:10,306
OOH!, WAIT, WAIT,
I HAVE A SURPRISE.
1432
01:04:10,307 --> 01:04:12,309
AH!
1433
01:04:16,273 --> 01:04:18,314
( chuckles )
1434
01:04:18,315 --> 01:04:21,187
( gasps ) WOW!
1435
01:04:21,188 --> 01:04:22,528
I MADE IT! ALL OF IT!
1436
01:04:22,529 --> 01:04:24,440
ALL BY MYSELF!
1437
01:04:24,441 --> 01:04:27,193
SINCE WHEN
DID YOU LEARN TO BAKE?
1438
01:04:27,194 --> 01:04:28,324
SINCE TODAY.
1439
01:04:28,325 --> 01:04:30,246
( laughs ) SORRY.
1440
01:04:30,247 --> 01:04:31,407
IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE.
FORGET IT.
1441
01:04:31,408 --> 01:04:32,578
WHO WANTS COFFEE?
1442
01:04:32,579 --> 01:04:33,579
I'LL HELP.
1443
01:04:33,580 --> 01:04:35,252
I'LL HAVE SOME.
1444
01:04:37,454 --> 01:04:39,205
YOU LIKE HIM, DON'T YOU?
1445
01:04:39,206 --> 01:04:41,257
YES, I DO.
1446
01:04:41,258 --> 01:04:42,999
I'M JUST GLAD TO SEE
YOU'RE OVER JACK, THAT SNAKE.
1447
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,921
HE'S NOT A SNAKE.
1448
01:04:44,922 --> 01:04:46,963
I KNOW I TOLD YOU HE WAS,
BUT HE'S NOT.
1449
01:04:46,964 --> 01:04:48,004
HE BROKE YOUR HEART.
1450
01:04:48,005 --> 01:04:49,926
YOU KNOW,
IT DID CRACK A LITTLE,
1451
01:04:49,927 --> 01:04:51,928
BUT IT SEEMS TO BE
WORKING JUST FINE NOW.
1452
01:04:51,929 --> 01:04:55,932
I ACTUALLY SAW HIM TODAY.
1453
01:04:55,933 --> 01:04:56,933
( sighs )
1454
01:04:56,934 --> 01:04:58,975
DID HE DO SOMETHING?
1455
01:04:58,976 --> 01:05:00,106
HE DIDN'T BUY THE RING.
1456
01:05:00,107 --> 01:05:01,147
WHAT?
1457
01:05:01,148 --> 01:05:02,898
HE DIDN'T BUY THE RING.
1458
01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:05,983
I WENT AND SAW HIM FOR COFFEE,
AND HE NEVER BOUGHT IT.
1459
01:05:08,155 --> 01:05:10,947
OH, JACK ISN'T GONNA PROPOSE!
1460
01:05:10,948 --> 01:05:12,868
WHO'S JACK?
1461
01:05:12,869 --> 01:05:15,121
OH, HER EX-BOYFRIEND.
1462
01:05:15,122 --> 01:05:16,872
( sighs )
1463
01:05:16,873 --> 01:05:18,204
AND THAT'S A PROBLEM?
1464
01:05:18,205 --> 01:05:20,417
YES.
1465
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:25,921
MILES... ( sighs )
1466
01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:27,883
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
1467
01:05:27,884 --> 01:05:30,096
WELL, HERE'S WHAT I THINK.
1468
01:05:30,097 --> 01:05:33,139
I THINK WE HAD SOME KIND
OF CONNECTION TONIGHT, BUT...
1469
01:05:33,140 --> 01:05:35,101
WE DID. WE DO.
1470
01:05:35,102 --> 01:05:37,223
BUT AS MUCH AS I TRY TO EXPLAIN
IT, IT'S GONNA COME OUT WRONG.
1471
01:05:37,224 --> 01:05:38,934
ALL RIGHT, TRY ME.
1472
01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:43,019
OKAY,
SO THERE'S THIS GUY JACK,
1473
01:05:43,020 --> 01:05:45,111
AND HE'S FALLEN IN LOVE
WITH THIS GIRL.
1474
01:05:45,112 --> 01:05:46,023
LET'S CALL HER NANCY.
1475
01:05:46,024 --> 01:05:48,904
ANYHOW, JACK WAS GONNA
PROPOSE TO NANCY,
1476
01:05:48,905 --> 01:05:50,116
UNTIL HE SAW ME TODAY.
1477
01:05:50,117 --> 01:05:52,989
THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO HELP THE SITUATION?
1478
01:05:52,990 --> 01:05:54,950
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID
I COULDN'T CHANGE FATE.
1479
01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:56,912
WHEN DID I SAY THAT?
NOT TONIGHT.
1480
01:05:56,913 --> 01:05:57,953
ANOTHER CHRISTMAS EVE.
1481
01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,285
( chuckles )
1482
01:05:59,286 --> 01:06:02,958
LOOK, I MIGHT BE
FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU,
1483
01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:05,041
AND YOU MIGHT BE
FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME,
1484
01:06:05,042 --> 01:06:08,134
BUT IF JACK DOESN'T PROPOSE,
FATE HAS CHANGED,
1485
01:06:08,135 --> 01:06:11,297
AND THIS WHOLE NIGHT
WILL FINALLY BE OVER.
1486
01:06:11,298 --> 01:06:13,969
THAT CAME OUT WORSE
THAN I IMAGINED.
1487
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:16,012
I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST
IF WE JUST SAID GOOD NIGHT.
1488
01:06:16,013 --> 01:06:18,094
I KNOW THIS SEEMS WEIRD.
1489
01:06:18,095 --> 01:06:20,186
UH, YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN ME FOR SIX HOURS,
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU LOVE ME.
1490
01:06:20,187 --> 01:06:22,308
YES.
YEAH, THAT QUALIFIES AS A LITTLE WEIRD.
1491
01:06:22,309 --> 01:06:25,731
I SAID I MIGHT BE
FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU.
1492
01:06:25,732 --> 01:06:27,773
STILL TOO MUCH, HUH?
1493
01:06:27,774 --> 01:06:30,776
KATE, YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GIRL,
BUT I'M NOT READY FOR DRAMA.
1494
01:06:30,777 --> 01:06:32,488
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
IN THE LAST YEAR.
1495
01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:34,700
YOUR WIFE'S DEATH.
I KNOW.
1496
01:06:34,701 --> 01:06:35,701
NO, SEE, THAT'S IT.
YOU DON'T KNOW.
1497
01:06:35,702 --> 01:06:37,533
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
I DON'T KNOW YOU.
1498
01:06:37,534 --> 01:06:39,495
NO ONE'S FALLING IN LOVE
WITH ANYONE.
1499
01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:41,667
IT'LL BE DIFFERENT TOMORROW.
YOU'LL SEE.
1500
01:06:41,668 --> 01:06:43,499
IT WAS NICE
TO HAVE MET YOU, KATE.
1501
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:44,500
CALL ME.
1502
01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:45,501
GOOD NIGHT.
1503
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:47,623
( sighs )
1504
01:06:47,624 --> 01:06:50,626
HE'S NOT GONNA CALL ME AGAIN.
1505
01:06:50,627 --> 01:06:54,550
MILES WAS SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP
KNOWING ME AND WANTING TO SEE ME,
1506
01:06:54,551 --> 01:06:56,722
NOT RUNNING AWAY!
1507
01:06:56,723 --> 01:06:59,635
MY GUESS IS THAT'S
NOT GONNA HAPPEN, HONEY.
1508
01:06:59,636 --> 01:07:00,636
( sighs )
1509
01:07:00,637 --> 01:07:04,640
UNLESS I CAN HAVE ONE MORE NIGHT
JUST LIKE THIS.
1510
01:07:04,641 --> 01:07:07,604
DAD, CAN I BORROW YOUR CAR?
1511
01:07:11,528 --> 01:07:13,649
YOU HAVE TO PROPOSE TO HER.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU...
1512
01:07:13,650 --> 01:07:15,531
I KNOW YOU'RE HAVING SECOND
THOUGHTS, BUT YOU CAN DO IT.
1513
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:16,742
ASK HER. ASK HER.
1514
01:07:16,743 --> 01:07:18,574
ARE YOU DRUNK?
1515
01:07:18,575 --> 01:07:19,655
NO.
1516
01:07:19,656 --> 01:07:22,538
WHO IS SHE?
KATE.
SHE'S MY EX.
1517
01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:23,579
WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
1518
01:07:23,580 --> 01:07:24,920
HE LOVES YOU.
HE WANTS TO MARRY YOU.
1519
01:07:24,921 --> 01:07:26,582
I KNOW.
1520
01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:27,753
I PROPOSED AN HOUR AGO.
1521
01:07:27,754 --> 01:07:29,875
BUT YOU DIDN'T GET THE RING.
1522
01:07:29,876 --> 01:07:32,798
WHAT ARE YOU, THE ENGAGEMENT POLICE?
I CAN PROPOSE WITHOUT A RING.
1523
01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:34,760
WELL, YEAH, BUT THERE'S
GONNA BE A RING, RIGHT?
1524
01:07:34,761 --> 01:07:37,553
YES, OF COURSE, BABE,
THERE'S GONNA BE A RING.
1525
01:07:37,554 --> 01:07:40,676
MAYBE MILE'S IS RIGHT.
1526
01:07:40,677 --> 01:07:42,598
MAYBE YOU CAN'T CHANGE FATE.
1527
01:07:42,599 --> 01:07:46,602
AND IF YOU CAN'T CHANGE FATE,
THIS WILL NEVER END.
1528
01:07:46,603 --> 01:07:48,774
SHE SEEMS PRETTY UPSET.
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T...
1529
01:07:48,775 --> 01:07:50,776
DON'T WORRY,
I WON'T BE HERE LONG.
1530
01:07:50,777 --> 01:07:54,650
NO, YOU CAN SPEND THE NIGHT.
I'LL DRIVE YOU BACK TOMORROW.
1531
01:07:54,651 --> 01:07:56,822
( chuckles )
IF ONLY THAT WERE TRUE.
1532
01:07:56,823 --> 01:08:01,868
( clock chiming )
1533
01:08:09,626 --> 01:08:13,919
♪ ...IN A PEAR TREE ♪
1534
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:15,801
Man: MA'AM, ARE YOU OKAY?
1535
01:08:15,802 --> 01:08:18,805
QUITE THE WAY
TO SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE.
1536
01:08:20,767 --> 01:08:22,978
I SPRITZED YOU,
AND YOU PASSED OUT.
1537
01:08:22,979 --> 01:08:26,982
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, JIM.
1538
01:08:26,983 --> 01:08:30,986
EVERY STEP FORWARD
IS TWO STEPS BACK.
1539
01:08:30,987 --> 01:08:33,689
I CAN'T KEEP SEEING MILES.
1540
01:08:33,690 --> 01:08:36,653
( crying )
IT HURTS TOO MUCH.
1541
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,001
( sighs )
1542
01:08:46,002 --> 01:08:49,836
( indistinct chatter )
1543
01:08:54,511 --> 01:08:56,382
I HAVE TO LEAVE
BEFORE MY DATE GETS HERE
1544
01:08:56,383 --> 01:08:57,883
YOU KNOW WHAT
THE BEAUTY OF THIS IS?
1545
01:08:57,884 --> 01:09:02,558
I CAN HAVE AS MANY DRINKS AS I WANT, AND
I'LL NEVER GET A HANGOVER TOMORROW.
1546
01:09:02,559 --> 01:09:03,600
( exhales )
1547
01:09:05,602 --> 01:09:06,722
PHYLLIS?
1548
01:09:06,723 --> 01:09:10,606
SERIOUSLY?
YOU COME HERE TWO HOURS EARLY?
1549
01:09:10,607 --> 01:09:14,690
OH, UH, THE OFFICE CLOSED, SO I
THOUGHT I'D SECURE US A PRIME TABLE.
1550
01:09:14,691 --> 01:09:18,484
IT'S A BAR, TOBY.
NO ONE COMES FOR THE TABLE.
1551
01:09:18,485 --> 01:09:19,695
OKAY, OKAY,
POINT TAKEN.
1552
01:09:19,696 --> 01:09:21,407
I'M NOT PHYLLIS.
1553
01:09:21,408 --> 01:09:24,450
UH, THEN HOW
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
1554
01:09:24,451 --> 01:09:26,622
THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION,
BUT I DO.
1555
01:09:26,623 --> 01:09:28,414
I DO KNOW YOU.
1556
01:09:28,415 --> 01:09:29,705
I DON'T THINK YOU DO.
1557
01:09:29,706 --> 01:09:32,708
YOU'RE TOBY BROWN.
YOU'RE 32 YEARS OLD.
1558
01:09:32,709 --> 01:09:34,670
YOU WORK AT A GEEKY
COMPUTER COMPANY.
1559
01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:36,592
RECENTLY YOU TOOK
A TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS,
1560
01:09:36,593 --> 01:09:39,425
WHERE YOU HAD A SEVERE REACTION
TO EATING CONCH.
1561
01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:42,558
YOU LIVE WITH YOUR CAT NAMED
DARWIN AND YOUR BIRD NAMED...
1562
01:09:42,559 --> 01:09:44,560
JOHNSON.
JOHNSON.
RIGHT, JOHNSON.
1563
01:09:44,561 --> 01:09:46,562
THE THING IS,
PHYLLIS IS NOT COMING.
1564
01:09:46,563 --> 01:09:47,474
SHE IS NEVER COMING.
1565
01:09:47,475 --> 01:09:50,646
AND AS MANY TIMES
AS YOU COME TO THIS BAR,
1566
01:09:50,647 --> 01:09:51,767
SHE WILL NEVER SHOW UP.
1567
01:09:51,768 --> 01:09:53,729
THAT'S OUR DESTINY, TOBY...
1568
01:09:53,730 --> 01:09:58,574
TO BE LONELY
ON CHRISTMAS EVE FOREVER.
1569
01:09:58,575 --> 01:10:00,447
( gulps )
1570
01:10:14,631 --> 01:10:17,464
( screams )
1571
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:25,601
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.
1572
01:10:25,602 --> 01:10:27,433
BAD DAY?
YEP.
1573
01:10:27,434 --> 01:10:28,554
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO
ON A BAD DAY?
1574
01:10:28,555 --> 01:10:31,437
NO, I DON'T, BUT I'M PRETTY
SURE IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
1575
01:10:31,438 --> 01:10:35,441
I CAN'T BAKE, SKATE, EAT MY WAY
OUT OF THIS VERY, VERY BAD DAY.
1576
01:10:35,442 --> 01:10:36,772
LAUGHING ALWAYS
MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.
1577
01:10:36,773 --> 01:10:38,654
( laughs )
1578
01:10:38,655 --> 01:10:40,526
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1579
01:10:40,527 --> 01:10:43,779
( laughs )
1580
01:10:43,780 --> 01:10:46,532
( door shuts )
1581
01:10:46,533 --> 01:10:47,624
( sighs )
1582
01:10:48,785 --> 01:10:51,788
♪ ♪
1583
01:10:53,630 --> 01:10:58,464
Man: ...AS OUR CHRISTMAS
EXTREME HOARDERS CONTINUES,
1584
01:10:58,465 --> 01:11:00,546
ADA'S FAMILY TRIES
TO CLEAR A PATH
1585
01:11:00,547 --> 01:11:01,797
TO HER BEDROOM,
1586
01:11:01,798 --> 01:11:04,640
BUT MAKES LITTLE HEADWAY.
1587
01:11:04,641 --> 01:11:05,801
AND THEN,
1588
01:11:05,802 --> 01:11:08,474
IN THE SHOWER,
1589
01:11:08,475 --> 01:11:10,596
A STARTLING DISCOVERY IS MADE.
( chuckles )
1590
01:11:10,597 --> 01:11:12,648
WE GOT FECES,
RAT FECES.
1591
01:11:12,649 --> 01:11:14,650
( laughs )
1592
01:11:14,651 --> 01:11:15,811
OH, GOD.
1593
01:11:15,812 --> 01:11:20,776
NOTHING SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS
LIKE RAT FECES.
1594
01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:23,529
( whimpers )
1595
01:11:23,530 --> 01:11:25,741
I HAVE BEEN REDUCED
TO RAT FECES.
1596
01:11:25,742 --> 01:11:28,864
CAN I GO ANY LOWER?
1597
01:11:28,865 --> 01:11:31,707
( laughing ) NO.
1598
01:11:31,708 --> 01:11:33,830
( sighs )
1599
01:11:37,834 --> 01:11:39,625
ON YOUR WAY TO MASS?
1600
01:11:39,626 --> 01:11:41,627
OH, WHY, YES.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
1601
01:11:41,628 --> 01:11:43,629
MARGINE,
I WAS RUDE TO YOU EARLIER.
1602
01:11:43,630 --> 01:11:45,881
I'VE BEEN RUDE TO EVERYBODY TODAY.
I'M SO SORRY.
1603
01:11:45,882 --> 01:11:48,764
AH, WE ALL HAVE BAD DAYS.
TODAY WAS YOURS.
1604
01:11:48,765 --> 01:11:49,885
TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER.
1605
01:11:49,886 --> 01:11:51,557
I HOPE SO.
1606
01:11:51,558 --> 01:11:52,848
IT'LL BE WHAT
YOU MAKE OF IT.
1607
01:11:52,849 --> 01:11:54,640
GOOD POINT.
1608
01:11:54,641 --> 01:11:57,693
I'M OLD. I'M ALL ABOUT
MAKING GOOD POINTS.
1609
01:11:57,694 --> 01:12:00,736
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
1610
01:12:00,737 --> 01:12:02,528
( chuckles )
1611
01:12:02,529 --> 01:12:03,610
( door shuts )
1612
01:12:08,865 --> 01:12:09,786
( whimpers )
1613
01:12:09,787 --> 01:12:12,538
Woman:
WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 12:00,
1614
01:12:12,539 --> 01:12:13,830
( barks )
IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
1615
01:12:26,633 --> 01:12:29,635
HEY. I'M KATE.
1616
01:12:29,636 --> 01:12:31,677
I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YOU.
1617
01:12:31,678 --> 01:12:32,808
WHAT KIND OF IDEA?
1618
01:12:32,809 --> 01:12:33,849
WELL,
I'M ONE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS,
1619
01:12:33,850 --> 01:12:35,891
AND I'VE WATCHED YOU MAKE
THIS ELABORATE SNOWFLAKE
1620
01:12:35,892 --> 01:12:37,563
FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND
OVER THE PAST COUPLE YEARS.
1621
01:12:37,564 --> 01:12:38,774
SHE HATES IT.
1622
01:12:38,775 --> 01:12:40,646
YOU KNOW?
1623
01:12:40,647 --> 01:12:41,857
I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO DO FOR HER.
1624
01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:46,742
I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF SKETCHING
A WHOLE NEW DESIGN FOR YOU.
1625
01:12:46,743 --> 01:12:51,578
HERE. I CAN HELP YOU.
1626
01:12:58,665 --> 01:13:00,667
HEY, I KNOW THAT KID.
1627
01:13:05,962 --> 01:13:08,965
( siren wails in distance )
1628
01:13:11,848 --> 01:13:12,849
MICHAEL!
1629
01:13:14,771 --> 01:13:16,682
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
1630
01:13:16,683 --> 01:13:18,684
THEY'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOU
AT THE GROUP HOME.
1631
01:13:18,685 --> 01:13:19,855
I CAN TAKE YOU BACK.
1632
01:13:19,856 --> 01:13:22,858
I'M NOT GOING BACK
TO THAT PLACE.
1633
01:13:22,859 --> 01:13:24,941
WAIT! DON'T GO!
1634
01:13:28,825 --> 01:13:30,946
( grunts )
1635
01:13:30,947 --> 01:13:32,788
( sighs )
1636
01:13:32,789 --> 01:13:34,701
LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN.
1637
01:13:37,794 --> 01:13:40,797
( siren wails in distance )
1638
01:14:16,743 --> 01:14:19,034
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY,
I PROMISE.
1639
01:14:19,035 --> 01:14:21,838
THAT'S WHY YOU RAN AWAY.
1640
01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:25,711
THEY WOULDN'T
LET YOU HAVE A DOG.
1641
01:14:25,712 --> 01:14:26,842
THAT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
1642
01:14:26,843 --> 01:14:27,924
I THINK I CAN HELP.
1643
01:14:31,007 --> 01:14:33,719
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
1644
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:35,761
IT'S A GIRL.
1645
01:14:35,762 --> 01:14:36,932
OH. ( chuckles )
SORRY.
1646
01:14:36,933 --> 01:14:38,894
ARE YOU HUNGRY?
1647
01:14:38,895 --> 01:14:41,978
AW.
1648
01:14:44,861 --> 01:14:48,695
HI. HI.
1649
01:14:53,780 --> 01:14:56,742
PETERSON, I'M HERE.
WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
1650
01:14:56,743 --> 01:14:59,034
I WAS WAITING FOR MY DATE.
1651
01:14:59,035 --> 01:15:00,876
MICHAEL!
1652
01:15:00,877 --> 01:15:02,958
OH, THEY'RE FREAKING OUT
AT THE HOUSE!
1653
01:15:02,959 --> 01:15:04,830
WHAT'S THIS?
1654
01:15:04,831 --> 01:15:05,881
A DOG.
1655
01:15:05,882 --> 01:15:06,922
THAT'S FUNNY.
1656
01:15:06,923 --> 01:15:07,923
LOOK, THIS LADY
SAYS I CAN KEEP HER.
1657
01:15:07,924 --> 01:15:09,084
HI.
1658
01:15:09,085 --> 01:15:11,927
HI. UH, THAT'S NICE,
BUT I DON'T KNOW HER,
1659
01:15:11,928 --> 01:15:13,008
AND YOU CAN'T HAVE PETS.
1660
01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:15,721
SHE'S NOT A PET.
SHE'S A SERVICE DOG.
1661
01:15:15,722 --> 01:15:17,893
OR AT LEAST SHE WILL BE.
HERE'S SOME INFORMATION.
1662
01:15:17,894 --> 01:15:20,976
IT WON'T BE EASY,
BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE.
1663
01:15:20,977 --> 01:15:21,848
SORRY, WHO ARE YOU?
1664
01:15:21,849 --> 01:15:24,059
I'M A MEMBER
OF CONCERNED CITIZENS GROUP
1665
01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:26,061
WHO BELIEVES IN THE RIGHTS OF
EVERY TEENAGER TO HAVE A PUPPY.
1666
01:15:26,062 --> 01:15:28,855
AT LEAST ONCE,
ESPECIALLY AROUND CHRISTMAS.
1667
01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:33,949
OKAY, I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT THE
INFORMATION AND SEE WHAT I CAN DO,
1668
01:15:33,950 --> 01:15:36,742
BUT YOU, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK NOW.
THEY HAVE THE COPS LOOKING FOR YOU.
1669
01:15:36,743 --> 01:15:37,743
( sighs )
1670
01:15:37,744 --> 01:15:38,915
WHAT ABOUT THE DOG?
1671
01:15:40,917 --> 01:15:42,077
( chuckles )
1672
01:15:42,078 --> 01:15:44,961
TAKE HER WITH YOU,
AT LEAST FOR THE NIGHT.
1673
01:15:47,754 --> 01:15:49,875
( whispers )
OUR EVIL PLAN IS WORKING.
1674
01:15:49,876 --> 01:15:52,047
ONCE THE PUPPY'S INSIDE,
SHE'S NOT COMING OUT.
1675
01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:54,089
THANKS.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1676
01:15:54,090 --> 01:15:55,931
GO!
OKAY.
1677
01:15:55,932 --> 01:15:58,844
PETERSON, GO WITH HIM.
YOU GOT IT, COACH.
1678
01:15:58,845 --> 01:16:00,976
THANK YOU
FOR BRINGING HIM BACK.
1679
01:16:00,977 --> 01:16:03,979
IF YOU REALLY WANNA THANK ME,
YOU CAN BUY ME A DRINK.
1680
01:16:03,980 --> 01:16:06,892
NO, BETTER YET, DINNER.
1681
01:16:06,893 --> 01:16:08,984
I CAN'T. I HAVE A...
DATE.
1682
01:16:08,985 --> 01:16:10,986
I HEARD. THAI FOOD,
IF YOU'RE WONDERING
1683
01:16:10,987 --> 01:16:12,988
WHAT KIND OF FOOD
I WOULD LIKE FOR DINNER.
1684
01:16:12,989 --> 01:16:15,821
HOW ABOUT IT?
TAKE A CHANCE ON FATE.
1685
01:16:15,822 --> 01:16:17,112
YOU ARE KINDA PERSISTENT.
1686
01:16:17,113 --> 01:16:18,784
FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
1687
01:16:18,785 --> 01:16:20,115
AND THAT GIRL THAT
YOU'RE GONNA GO ON A DATE WITH,
1688
01:16:20,116 --> 01:16:21,997
SHE PROBABLY HAS A HUNCHBACK
WITH A BALD SPOT.
1689
01:16:21,998 --> 01:16:23,959
( chuckles )
1690
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:24,960
ONE DRINK?
1691
01:16:24,961 --> 01:16:25,962
DONE!
1692
01:16:31,127 --> 01:16:34,130
YOU MUST BE COLD. HERE.
1693
01:16:40,847 --> 01:16:42,848
( chuckles )
THAT'S FUNNY.
1694
01:16:42,849 --> 01:16:43,849
WHAT?
1695
01:16:43,850 --> 01:16:45,140
YOU SMELL LIKE HONEY.
1696
01:16:45,141 --> 01:16:48,984
I KNOW.
1697
01:16:48,985 --> 01:16:53,989
♪ IF I COULD ONLY SLEEP A BIT ♪
1698
01:16:53,990 --> 01:16:58,033
♪ BUT NOT BEFORE
I MAKE MY ONE LAST WISH ♪
1699
01:16:58,034 --> 01:17:03,039
♪ I HOPE THAT IT SNOWS... ♪
1700
01:17:08,454 --> 01:17:11,167
QUITE THE WAY
TO SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE.
1701
01:17:12,008 --> 01:17:14,380
I SPRITZED YOU,
AND YOU PASSED OUT.
1702
01:17:16,342 --> 01:17:20,886
JIM, THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVE EVER!
1703
01:17:20,887 --> 01:17:23,389
MWA!
1704
01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,225
( sniffs )
1705
01:17:31,437 --> 01:17:33,979
♪ WE'LL FILL
OUR STOCKINGS UP ♪
1706
01:17:33,980 --> 01:17:38,363
♪ WITH THE LOVE
IN OUR HEARTS ♪
1707
01:17:38,364 --> 01:17:40,485
♪ OUR CHRISTMAS TREE WILL BE ♪
1708
01:17:40,486 --> 01:17:43,949
♪ A GREAT BIG WORK OF ART ♪
COME ON.
1709
01:17:43,950 --> 01:17:45,280
( sighs )
1710
01:17:45,281 --> 01:17:48,283
♪ WE'LL COOK SOME GREAT FOOD ♪
1711
01:17:48,284 --> 01:17:53,378
NICE.
1712
01:17:53,379 --> 01:17:56,291
TRY IT WITH
YOUR GLASSES OFF.
1713
01:17:56,292 --> 01:17:59,505
♪ A MERRY CHRISTMASTIME ♪
1714
01:18:02,388 --> 01:18:04,259
HI, JIM.
1715
01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:05,260
HEY. HOW YOU FEELING?
1716
01:18:05,261 --> 01:18:09,354
BETTER, THANK YOU.
THIS IS MY FRIEND MARGINE.
1717
01:18:09,355 --> 01:18:10,355
PLEASURE.
1718
01:18:10,356 --> 01:18:13,268
LOOK AT THESE JADE VINES.
1719
01:18:13,269 --> 01:18:16,271
OH, SORRY.
HOW YOU DOING?
1720
01:18:16,272 --> 01:18:18,403
YOU'RE FAMILIAR
WITH TROPICAL PLANTS?
1721
01:18:18,404 --> 01:18:20,946
YEAH, WELL, I USED
TO TRAVEL THROUGH MEXICO.
1722
01:18:20,947 --> 01:18:23,278
I DON'T GET BACK MUCH
ANYMORE, THOUGH.
1723
01:18:23,279 --> 01:18:24,950
NEITHER DO I.
1724
01:18:24,951 --> 01:18:26,411
WHERE IN MEXICO?
1725
01:18:26,412 --> 01:18:27,953
...THAT AREA.
1726
01:18:27,954 --> 01:18:29,284
ME, TOO.
1727
01:18:29,285 --> 01:18:31,957
REALLY?
YEAH.
1728
01:18:31,958 --> 01:18:34,379
JACK.
1729
01:18:34,380 --> 01:18:37,382
KATE. I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
I WAS GONNA CALL.
1730
01:18:37,383 --> 01:18:38,964
I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME
TODAY, SO HERE IT IS.
1731
01:18:38,965 --> 01:18:42,387
WITH BILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD,
THE FACT THAT YOU TWO FOUND EACH OTHER
1732
01:18:42,388 --> 01:18:44,389
IS NOTHING SHORT
OF A MIRACLE.
1733
01:18:44,390 --> 01:18:46,301
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
1734
01:18:46,302 --> 01:18:48,053
ENJOY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE.
1735
01:18:48,054 --> 01:18:49,975
IT'S PURE HAPPINESS.
1736
01:18:49,976 --> 01:18:52,437
THAT'S IT. BYE.
1737
01:18:52,438 --> 01:18:54,059
HEY...
1738
01:18:54,060 --> 01:18:56,311
I HOPE YOU FIND
YOUR HAPPINESS IN LIFE.
1739
01:18:56,312 --> 01:18:58,023
I'M JUST TRYING
TO FIND IT TODAY,
1740
01:18:58,024 --> 01:19:00,025
AS MANY TODAY'S
AS I KEEP HAVING TODAY.
1741
01:19:00,026 --> 01:19:01,027
TODAY.
1742
01:19:02,358 --> 01:19:03,990
SHE'S NICE.
1743
01:19:05,031 --> 01:19:06,452
WHO IS SHE?
1744
01:19:08,414 --> 01:19:11,417
UH, WHO IS SHE?
1745
01:19:13,539 --> 01:19:15,420
READY?
1746
01:19:15,421 --> 01:19:16,462
GO AHEAD.
1747
01:19:21,467 --> 01:19:26,381
( gasps )
1748
01:19:26,382 --> 01:19:27,382
( chuckles )
1749
01:19:27,383 --> 01:19:29,144
♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪
1750
01:19:29,145 --> 01:19:33,478
♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU TONIGHT ♪
1751
01:19:33,479 --> 01:19:37,392
♪ I DON'T HEAR CAROLERS,
I DON'T HEAR SINGING ♪
1752
01:19:37,393 --> 01:19:38,314
YES.
1753
01:19:38,315 --> 01:19:41,026
♪ WE GOT BELLS
AND WE CAN KEEP ON ♪
1754
01:19:41,027 --> 01:19:43,158
♪ RINGING 'EM ALL NIGHT LONG ♪
1755
01:19:43,159 --> 01:19:47,452
♪ AND WE CAN SING THEIR SONG ♪
1756
01:19:47,453 --> 01:19:50,365
♪ AND IF I SPEND IT WITH YOU ♪
1757
01:19:50,366 --> 01:19:53,038
♪ MY WORLD IS SO MUCH BRIGHTER ♪
1758
01:19:53,039 --> 01:19:57,373
♪ IT'S ALWAYS MUCH BRIGHTER
WHEN I SPEND IT WITH YOU ♪
1759
01:20:00,416 --> 01:20:04,129
TOBY. THIS IS MIYOKO.
1760
01:20:04,130 --> 01:20:07,512
BETTER THAN PHYLLIS,
WAY, WAY BETTER.
1761
01:20:07,513 --> 01:20:08,593
HI.
1762
01:20:08,594 --> 01:20:10,555
HI.
1763
01:20:10,556 --> 01:20:11,636
HE'S CUTE.
1764
01:20:11,637 --> 01:20:14,100
RIGHT?
1765
01:20:16,192 --> 01:20:17,562
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
1766
01:20:17,563 --> 01:20:19,435
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
1767
01:20:20,526 --> 01:20:21,606
KATIE?
1768
01:20:21,607 --> 01:20:24,569
YES, KATIE. HI, MILES.
1769
01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:27,202
HI. I ORDERED YOU A LAGER.
1770
01:20:27,203 --> 01:20:28,573
I HOPE THAT'S OKAY.
1771
01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:30,535
TOTALLY.
1772
01:20:30,536 --> 01:20:32,407
CHEERS.
CHEERS.
1773
01:20:32,408 --> 01:20:34,450
( sighs )
1774
01:20:35,581 --> 01:20:37,582
YOU'RE DIFFERENT
THAN WHAT I WAS EXPECTING.
1775
01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:39,214
HOW SO?
1776
01:20:39,215 --> 01:20:41,086
WELL, SALLY SAID
YOU WERE A LITTLE...
1777
01:20:41,087 --> 01:20:43,088
SHORTER?
NO.
1778
01:20:43,089 --> 01:20:44,169
PERKIER?
1779
01:20:44,170 --> 01:20:45,590
( chuckles ) NO.
1780
01:20:45,591 --> 01:20:48,553
UH, AFRAID.
1781
01:20:48,554 --> 01:20:51,427
AFRAID.
1782
01:20:52,638 --> 01:20:56,681
I'VE UNDERESTIMATED SALLY
ON SO MANY LEVELS.
1783
01:20:56,682 --> 01:20:58,433
SHE'S RIGHT.
1784
01:20:58,434 --> 01:21:00,565
YOU DON'T SEEM AFRAID TO ME.
1785
01:21:00,566 --> 01:21:03,608
I'M NOT...
NOT ANYMORE.
1786
01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:06,571
WHICH BRINGS ME TO THIS...
1787
01:21:06,572 --> 01:21:10,445
I WANNA SPEND EVERY MINUTE
WITH YOU TONIGHT...
1788
01:21:10,446 --> 01:21:13,538
AND I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK.
1789
01:21:13,539 --> 01:21:16,412
( indistinct chatter )
1790
01:21:19,165 --> 01:21:20,705
HI!
1791
01:21:20,706 --> 01:21:24,209
( indistinct chatter )
1792
01:21:24,210 --> 01:21:25,461
LET'S GO OVER HERE.
1793
01:21:26,592 --> 01:21:27,673
HELLO.
1794
01:21:29,505 --> 01:21:32,637
OH, YOU CAME.
1795
01:21:32,638 --> 01:21:35,220
HI.
1796
01:21:35,221 --> 01:21:37,642
YOU.
OH, NO, YOU.
1797
01:21:37,643 --> 01:21:41,186
OH, YOUR DAD IS SO HAPPY
TO HAVE THE GRANDCHILDREN.
1798
01:21:41,187 --> 01:21:43,688
THANKS SO MUCH FOR GETTING YOUR
SISTER TO COME OVER TONIGHT.
1799
01:21:43,689 --> 01:21:45,520
OF COURSE, OF COURSE.
1800
01:21:45,521 --> 01:21:46,691
All: HEY!
1801
01:21:46,692 --> 01:21:48,233
BEAUTIFUL! LET ME SEE.
1802
01:21:48,234 --> 01:21:50,735
OH, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!
1803
01:21:50,736 --> 01:21:53,658
HOW DID YOU FIND THE KIDS
FROM MY HOCKEY TEAM?
1804
01:21:53,659 --> 01:21:56,291
OH, SALLY TOLD ME
YOU WERE A VOLUNTEER.
1805
01:21:56,292 --> 01:21:58,293
I'M SO IMPRESSED
THAT YOU INVITED
1806
01:21:58,294 --> 01:21:59,744
ALL OF THESE PEOPLE
INTO YOUR LIFE.
1807
01:21:59,745 --> 01:22:03,459
ACTUALLY, THEY INVITED ME
INTO THEIR LIVES.
1808
01:22:04,590 --> 01:22:05,591
( chuckles )
1809
01:22:09,215 --> 01:22:12,218
( indistinct chatter )
1810
01:22:21,727 --> 01:22:23,268
WATCH THIS.
WATCH THIS.
1811
01:22:23,269 --> 01:22:24,649
All: OH!
1812
01:22:24,650 --> 01:22:26,191
ONE MORE! ONE MORE!
1813
01:22:26,192 --> 01:22:27,773
I CAN DO ONE MORE.
( chuckles )
1814
01:22:33,779 --> 01:22:36,201
OH, CAN I SEE THAT?
1815
01:22:36,202 --> 01:22:38,744
OH! LOVELY!
1816
01:22:40,746 --> 01:22:43,749
( chuckles )
1817
01:22:45,211 --> 01:22:46,751
( squeaks )
1818
01:22:46,752 --> 01:22:48,754
♪ ♪
1819
01:23:01,557 --> 01:23:03,688
I CAN GIVE THIS TO MY DOG.
1820
01:23:03,689 --> 01:23:05,231
HI.
HI, KATE.
1821
01:23:09,775 --> 01:23:11,316
BYE.
1822
01:23:11,317 --> 01:23:12,777
YOU'RE LEAVING?
1823
01:23:12,778 --> 01:23:14,699
YEAH, I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO.
1824
01:23:14,700 --> 01:23:17,702
THAT WAS A GREAT PARTY.
IT WAS.
1825
01:23:17,703 --> 01:23:19,244
DAD...
1826
01:23:19,245 --> 01:23:20,575
YES, SWEETY?
1827
01:23:20,576 --> 01:23:22,247
I MISS MOM.
1828
01:23:22,248 --> 01:23:24,329
I KNOW YOU DO.
1829
01:23:24,330 --> 01:23:27,292
BUT I'M REALLY HAPPY
THAT YOU FOUND SALLY.
1830
01:23:27,293 --> 01:23:30,295
WE ALL DESERVE TO FIND
THAT KIND OF HAPPINESS.
1831
01:23:30,296 --> 01:23:32,627
WELL, YOU'LL FIND
HAPPINESS, TOO.
1832
01:23:32,628 --> 01:23:33,678
I ALREADY HAVE.
1833
01:23:33,679 --> 01:23:36,721
IT WAS THERE ALL ALONG,
I JUST HAD TO SEE IT.
1834
01:23:36,722 --> 01:23:39,804
OH, I'M SO GLAD.
1835
01:23:39,805 --> 01:23:41,306
I LOVE YOU, HONEY.
1836
01:23:41,307 --> 01:23:43,559
I LOVE YOU. MMM.
1837
01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:47,273
♪ ♪
1838
01:23:48,814 --> 01:23:50,645
LET'S SING, EVERYONE.
1839
01:23:50,646 --> 01:23:52,647
♪ ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS ♪
1840
01:23:52,648 --> 01:23:54,319
♪ MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME ♪
1841
01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:56,741
♪ A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪
1842
01:23:56,742 --> 01:23:59,364
♪ ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS ♪
1843
01:23:59,365 --> 01:24:00,745
♪ MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME ♪
1844
01:24:00,746 --> 01:24:02,287
♪ TWO TURTLE DOVES ♪
1845
01:24:02,288 --> 01:24:04,619
♪ AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪
1846
01:24:04,620 --> 01:24:06,831
♪ ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS ♪
1847
01:24:06,832 --> 01:24:08,713
♪ MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME ♪
1848
01:24:08,714 --> 01:24:11,296
♪ THREE FRENCH HENS, TWO TURTLE DOVES ♪
1849
01:24:11,297 --> 01:24:14,429
♪ AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪
1850
01:24:14,430 --> 01:24:16,631
ARE YOU OKAY?
1851
01:24:16,632 --> 01:24:20,725
THIS MIGHT COME OFF
A LITTLE WEIRD...
1852
01:24:20,726 --> 01:24:24,769
WELL, IN MY LIFE, THE BAR FOR
WEIRD IS VERY, VERY HIGH.
1853
01:24:24,770 --> 01:24:27,392
I JUST FEEL LIKE
I'VE KNOWN YOU MY WHOLE LIFE.
1854
01:24:27,393 --> 01:24:29,645
WELL, ACTUALLY, 12 DAYS.
1855
01:24:30,776 --> 01:24:32,737
LIKE THE SONG.
1856
01:24:32,738 --> 01:24:34,689
I HATE THAT SONG.
ME, TOO.
1857
01:24:34,690 --> 01:24:37,692
IT'S KINDA LIKE THE CHRISTMAS
VERSION OF 100 BOTTLES OF BEER.
1858
01:24:37,693 --> 01:24:39,865
( both laugh )
1859
01:24:41,367 --> 01:24:42,787
IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT.
1860
01:24:42,788 --> 01:24:44,909
AND THEN WHAT,
TURN INTO A PUMPKIN?
1861
01:24:44,910 --> 01:24:47,412
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
1862
01:24:47,413 --> 01:24:49,835
THEN I BETTER NOT
WASTE ANYMORE TIME.
1863
01:24:55,801 --> 01:24:59,714
♪ THE STOCKINGS ARE HUNG WITH CARE ♪
1864
01:24:59,715 --> 01:25:02,767
♪ THE CHILDREN SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN ♪
1865
01:25:02,768 --> 01:25:04,809
♪ WELL, NOW THERE'S MORE
THAN TOYS AT STAKE ♪
1866
01:25:04,810 --> 01:25:09,355
♪ 'CAUSE I'M OLDER NOW,
BUT NOT DONE HOPING ♪
1867
01:25:13,819 --> 01:25:16,491
( church bell rings )
1868
01:25:16,492 --> 01:25:17,862
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1869
01:25:17,863 --> 01:25:19,904
( chuckles )
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1870
01:25:19,905 --> 01:25:21,736
IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT.
1871
01:25:21,737 --> 01:25:23,949
I'M STILL HERE.
1872
01:25:25,741 --> 01:25:27,412
I'M STILL HERE!
1873
01:25:27,413 --> 01:25:30,505
I HOPE YOU'RE HERE
FOR A LONG TIME.
1874
01:25:30,506 --> 01:25:32,417
( sighs )
1875
01:25:32,418 --> 01:25:33,958
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
1876
01:25:33,959 --> 01:25:37,802
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE IT
ONE DAY AT A TIME.
1877
01:25:37,803 --> 01:25:40,805
♪ SO PLEASE JUST FALL IN LOVE WITH HER ♪
1878
01:25:40,806 --> 01:25:43,388
♪ THIS CHRISTMAS ♪
1879
01:25:43,389 --> 01:25:45,850
♪ WON'T BE WRAPPED UNDER A TREE ♪
1880
01:25:45,851 --> 01:25:48,813
♪ I WANT IT TO LAST FOREVER ♪
1881
01:25:48,814 --> 01:25:52,818
♪ SO KISS ME ON THIS
COLD DECEMBER NIGHT ♪
1882
01:25:57,823 --> 01:26:01,697
♪ I'M HERE, I'M YOURS ♪
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