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♪ Looking at you ♪
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♪ Talking to you ♪
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♪ Touching on you ♪
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- Michael Jackson?
- Yeah.
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- Guess who I seen at the store?
- Who?
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2Pac.
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- I'm dead-ass serious, bruh.
- Get the fuck outta here.
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The man working the day shift
at the Piggly Wiggly over on MLK. On God.
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You ain't see
no motherfucking Michael Jackson.
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Same face, same hair,
same walk, same voice, man.
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I been at Piggly Wiggly.
Why I never seen the nigga?
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- You know why?
- Why?
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'Cause he Black now.
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- Shawty, what's up? I got that new Ruckus.
- I'm okay, thanks.
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Come on, baby. Fuck with me. Fuck with me.
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I told you, bro.
Come on. I got that new CD.
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Hey. Hey, yo.
You all seen Fontaine at the house?
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Man, get your ass home, man!
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How are we supposed to know?
Get the hell home, man!
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- Easy weight. Let's go.
- Come on.
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- One more, weakling. Let's go.
- Come on.
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- That's it. That's it.
- Hey, Fontaine.
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Hey, Fontaine.
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Heard you the first time, Junebug.
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What you got for me?
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And there's Squidward.
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No, no, no.
Squidward just be killing the plot.
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I can't believe you don't watch SpongeBob.
Why not?
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Huh, Fontaine?
Why don't you watch Spongebob?
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'Cause I don't, all right?
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Damn.
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Shut your ass up.
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You're a real Squidward.
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I'm not Squidward.
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So you do watch it.
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Oh, there he go. See? I told you.
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Hold on, man. Give me that one back.
Come on, man. For real?
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The fuck you want, nigga?
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Go and get your ass on, nigga.
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All right. That's what I thought.
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Patrick started working
at the Krusty Krab, right?
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But then he kept messing up,
so SpongeBob put him on the phones.
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And he got so mad 'cause he thought
everybody was calling him a "crusty crab."
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You was really missing out, man.
Hey-o, what you doing?
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Damn. Crazy ass.
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Shit!
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Is that boy dead? Oh. Ah.
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Ow! Fuck!
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Man, you hit my car, bruh.
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You broke my motherfucking leg.
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Man, how you gonna make it
to the league now?
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I swear to God,
wait till I tell Isaac about this shit!
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Fuck Isaac and fuck you.
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Find somewhere else to sell your shit.
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Fuck you, nigga.
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Isaac gonna fuck you up
when he see you too, nigga!
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- Yeah.
- Enjoy your day.
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...and because of the crisis,
which is even now developing,
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this radio station will remain on the air...
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- What?
- Isaac, motherfucker broke my leg!
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- What?
- Fontaine! My leg, bruh!
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Just wait for me.
I'm on the way, all right?
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- All right! You know what I mean.
- Fontaine, man!
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- We gonna get his ass.
- I think I need a...
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Can't never get no me time.
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Yeah.
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Five dollars? Where the rest?
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Ain't no rest.
That's what you get for wasting my time.
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Wasting your time?
Man, you bullshitting.
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Come on. I'm tired of snitching.
When are you gonna put me on?
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Boy, if you don't go home
and do your damn homework...
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Talking about "put you on."
Get your ass out of here.
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Oh my God. Five dollars?
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A pack of Rillos, and let me get
one of them scratch-offs.
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It's in the water, youngblood.
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I know, Frog.
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I know.
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Mom, are you hungry?
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I made you some sandwiches.
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I'm all right, baby.
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Josephine had a fish fry
at the community center
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and I'm still full.
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All right.
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Got Damn!
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'Cause remember,
who needs vices
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when you got all these herbs and spices
at discount prices.
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So, if you're in town, come on down
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and get some of this
country-fried golden brown
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at Got Damn! Fried Chicken.
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- Hey, boy.
- What's happening, big dawg.
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What up? Tell me something good, Big Moss.
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Yo, I'm hotter than a motherfucker.
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You straight?
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That nigga Isaac
keeps trying to make a move, man.
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Man, you say the word, and we roll out.
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Nigga, you look like
you about to pass out.
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Go in that damn kitchen
and get some damn juice.
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- Represent yourself in the best way, man.
- Man. Shit.
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Your couch is already
dusty and dingy anyway.
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- What the fuck going on here?
- Say what now?
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This shit light.
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What had happened was...
...I couldn't find Slick Charles.
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He wasn't at the Motel 6?
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No.
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So where else did you look?
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I mean, that's pretty much it.
That's where he usually be.
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I can go check, man.
Do you want me to go...? I can go check.
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I'll find him.
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Yo, Biddy.
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Hey, Fontaine.
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Where's Slick Charles at?
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Well, he must owe you some money
or something.
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That toot you snorting ain't free.
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Maybe I seen't him, maybe I ain't.
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I just wanna check in with him.
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Make sure he good, you know?
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Right.
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I'm just trying to get a couple dollars
so I can get back in college.
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Where he at?
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The Royal.
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This some bullshit, Isaac.
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I need some Tylenol
or some shit, man.
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Shut your bitch ass up.
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Shit, man.
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Y'all sitting here hungry
for some goddamn Showtime!
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- Fuck you, Slick Charles.
- Fuck you.
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I'm retiring. And I mean this shit.
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Dammit.
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Who drank all
the motherfucking orange juice? Citrus?
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Fuck you
and fuck your fucking orange juice.
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Damn! There you go again, baby.
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Look. Just regale me the latest indignity
suffered upon my ace boon coon.
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So this clean-cut white nigga, right?
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He pulls up in a G-Wagon,
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and my Spidey senses,
oh they tingling and shit 'cause I'm like,
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this nigga, he gotta be 12,
or he on some Hannibal shit.
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But, you know,
I get my Black ass in the car anyway.
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Then the nigga had the nerve to pull out
a razor blade and cut his dick with it.
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And then gonna look at me
like I'm supposed to touch the nasty shit.
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The fuck I look like?
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You look like what you is.
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- Hmm?
- Youse a ho.
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You know what?
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I ain't got to deal
with none of this shit.
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I ain't got to deal
with none of this shit.
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You ain't nothing
but a habitual line-stepping,
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Jedi-mind-tricking motherfucker,
and I ain't got to deal with it!
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- You're gonna deal with it.
- You know why? Do you know why?
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Blockchain. That's right, motherfucker.
Blockchain.
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You remember, uh, Thursday Tony,
that trick I used to see on Tuesdays,
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who lost his house investing
in some bootleg Bitcoin?
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Well, that nigga,
his plight got me researching this shit.
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Cryptocurrency's a bubble,
everybody knows that.
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But blockchain? Oh, that shit the future.
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You can laugh
if you want to, nigga.
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Yo, yo, yo, catch your breath
before you pass the fuck out, hmm?
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So you're from the blockchain, huh?
That's what you investing in?
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When you gonna do that?
Is that before or after you take off
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and backpack
through the mountains of Baconia?
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- Patagonia.
- Whatever the fuck.
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No! I don't need
no damn valet, you bastard.
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Shit! Ow!
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Hello. Room 107.
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Motherfucker.
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You know what?
That's why I named your ass Yo-Yo,
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'cause you always come right back.
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Shit. Shit.
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Fontaine. Man,
where the hell you been at, huh?
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I've been looking for your Black ass
all over the universe.
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You know, you late.
You know we got shit we gotta settle.
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Come on, OG. Where the money at?
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Where the money at?
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Nigga, where the drugs at?
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'Cause that powdered sugar you sold me
ain't hitting on shit.
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What we should be talking about
is a... a... a layaway plan,
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or a... a motherfucking,
uh, uh, carryover or something,
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'cause you...
you fucking with the wrong nigga here.
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You can always give it back.
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But...
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- Listen.
- Move, bitch.
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This is what I was thinking.
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How about we just wipe the slate clean,
Fontaine? Know what I'm sayin'?
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And we both just grow, my nigga. Huh?
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Hey, hey. Listen, listen.
Fontaine, why don't you take a ho on me?
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You look stressed.
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I don't really appreciate
how you coming in here, you know,
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attacking my castle like that,
you know, in front of my flowers.
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You know what I'm saying, Fontaine?
Fontaine! Fontaine! Fontaine, goddamn it!
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I was a 1995 International Players Ball
"Pimp of the Year."
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Show me some motherfucking respect!
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Childhood-ass nigga!
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Fontaine. Listen, we ain't liquid
like we used to be, okay?
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Look, they dehydrated.
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These chickens ain't clucking
like they used to.
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It's a cold front.
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That's all my contingency right there.
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Okay?
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Fontaine, why don't you
just give me some more days, huh?
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You is a grinch!
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- We can settle up another way if you want.
- You think I'm scared of you, nigga?
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Why does it always gotta be
Black-on-Black crime? Hmm?
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Black men are supposed
to support they niggas!
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Take your shit. Dramatic ass.
You're lucky I'm a lover, not a fighter.
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Bitch-ass nigga.
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Hmm? What'd you say?
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That's what I thought. Get out of here.
Wasting my motherfucking air.
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Y'all ain't shit.
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- All right. Yeah.
- Get thirsty! Let's go. Let's go!
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You playing?
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A pack of Rillos, let me get
one of them scratch-offs.
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Youngblood, straighter is greater,
you hear me?
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Straighter is motherfucking greater!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh no! No! Get off me! Hey! No, no!
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Off to see the wizard again.
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...says wasn't nobody.
Just Reggie down at the job,
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but, Your Honor, I can tell he was lying.
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Don't no friend on the job make you
all smiley face in no text message.
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So, you know, I waited,
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and while this fool went to the bathroom,
he left his phone.
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Wanted to see it, so, okay,
I picked it up and went through it.
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Let me tell you something, Your Honor,
it wasn't no Reggie from the job.
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Mama.
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You want something to eat?
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Not right now.
I'm watching my stories.
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2Clean Perm Cream.
Because straighter is greater.
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Watch my cuticle now.
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Be gentle with it. Respect it.
Respect that cuticle.
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Hmm.
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Shit.
Y'all bitches have somebody come over?
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Mm-mm.
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- Who that? Shit!
- We gotta do this every time?
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- Open the damn door.
- Ain't no way. It ain't no way.
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Damn. It's Fontaine. Ain't no way, Jesus.
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Jesus, what're you doing?
You send a ghost to a pimp?
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- I want my money, man.
- Ain't no way!
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- You got five seconds. Five...
- How did this happen?
239
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:19,583
There's gotta be a logical explanation
to this. Am I seeing shit?
240
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,750
Man, three,
I'mma bust your shit open.
241
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:24,291
Man, open the damn door!
242
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:28,333
You know why I'm here?
243
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:34,041
I think we got more pressing issues
to talk about.
244
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:36,041
- And what's that?
- They shot your ass.
245
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:37,998
Nigga, where the money at?
246
00:18:38,041 --> 00:18:40,708
Do you not remember
getting lit the fuck up?
247
00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:43,500
You should be breathing
through some tubes right now.
248
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,142
- Look. I don't have time...
- You took it. Fontaine, you took it.
249
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,416
You came in here,
you went through my haberdasheries.
250
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:53,208
You passed up on my beige bitch,
and you went outside and pulled a 50 Cent.
251
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:57,250
- I told your ass if you wanna settle...
- We can settle it another way.
252
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,791
Ain't no way. Shit.
253
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,375
You Ghost of Christmas Past-ass nigga.
254
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,791
What the fuck kind of shit
you playing on, huh?
255
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:07,958
You done sold your soul to the devil.
I know what you did. I know what you did.
256
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:11,166
If there ain't no juice in this
motherfucker, throw the damn bottle away!
257
00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:15,041
Fontaine.
258
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,958
I seen them niggas
shoot your ass six times.
259
00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:19,041
Mm-hmm.
260
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,000
You think I'm lying, nigga?
261
00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:28,458
You ask Yo-Yo. She took off on me
just before your ass got in here.
262
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:32,250
Ask that trifling ass bitch
which one of us is crazy.
263
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,583
- Uh-uh.
- Come on, baby.
264
00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:38,666
You ain't getting no motherfucking
David Carradine for 50 bucks.
265
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:40,625
Most I can do for you is a Susan Sarandon.
266
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:42,508
- Let me get that.
- Maybe a Shalamar.
267
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,041
Nigga, you better get this good deal.
268
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:46,750
My bad, Yo-Yo.
Need to steal you for a minute.
269
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:49,125
Don't you see we busy here?
270
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,168
Don't you see
we'll split your wig down the middle
271
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,125
and you'll be a half a nigga?
272
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:57,083
Get your beige ass the fuck out of here.
You fake Obama-looking motherfucker.
273
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,666
That ain't Michelle, nigga.
274
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:00,750
Y'all owe me 50 dollars.
275
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,458
I am retired.
276
00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:05,000
I just need some more dough
before I can get to Memphis.
277
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:07,625
There it is again,
that slippery slope of recidivism.
278
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,666
- I hate to see it.
- When I'm there, I'mma find me a real man.
279
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,500
Yeah, I'll find you a real man,
'cause I'm a real motherfucker.
280
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:16,708
Not some McDonald's-dollar-menu
has-been-ass nigga in a Goodwill suit.
281
00:20:16,791 --> 00:20:19,541
Keep talking goddamnit,
and I'mma slip out of this Goodwill suit
282
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:22,017
- and slap that fake-ass wig off...
- What the fuck did you...?
283
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,750
...with nothing but my Gucci boxers on
284
00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,309
and be back in this coat
before it wrinkles.
285
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,333
You know I can do it.
286
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:28,500
Oh, here you go
with this ninja pimp shit.
287
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:29,583
Hey!
288
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:33,583
I just need to clear something up
with you real quick.
289
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,958
And you can be right back
on your merry hoeing way.
290
00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:37,041
Uh...
291
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,083
Okay.
292
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:41,750
You seen me last night?
293
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:42,833
Not like that.
294
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,833
No. Like, literally.
295
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,166
You seen me?
296
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,625
Are you Kevin Bacon?
297
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:51,875
Wait. What?
298
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:54,166
Hollow Man.
299
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:58,166
- That was a good one. You liked it.
- Good movie. Good movie. Yeah.
300
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,333
And I picked that one. You... mm-hmm. Okay.
301
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:02,291
Yes, nigga. I saw you.
302
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:03,958
You heard them shots after?
303
00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:07,583
I mean, I got ears, don't I?
Somebody was letting them bitches loose.
304
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:10,666
To be honest, I thought it was you
doing me a favor.
305
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:11,791
Yo-Yo.
306
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:14,000
So, what you tryin' to say?
You ain't seen nothin'?
307
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:16,083
I mean,
I didn't say all of that.
308
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,646
You know your girl gotta know
what's going on in these streets.
309
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:21,916
So, yeah.
I doubled back after a cool little minute.
310
00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:25,000
I think I saw the perpetrators leaving.
311
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,723
I told you.
312
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:28,625
Well, and?
313
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:35,208
Yeah. I recognize the whip,
'cause I do house calls over on Second.
314
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:37,333
Hold on. I ain't sanctioned that shit.
315
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:40,250
Sometimes, I see the car parked
a few driveways down.
316
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,041
So, yeah. It looked mad familiar.
317
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:47,250
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
318
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:50,625
I'm done. You said I could go
on my merry hoeing way.
319
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:54,375
It's your boy, DJ Strangelove.
I know it's been a long day.
320
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:57,625
I know you need that tall glass of wine.
I got that new Ruckus,
321
00:21:57,708 --> 00:21:59,166
"So Tired."
322
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,125
Damn, I hate this motherfucking song.
323
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:05,291
Fontaine, can you change
this depressing-ass shit?
324
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:08,083
Every time this song come on, I get...
325
00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:10,000
...sleepy as hell.
326
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:19,000
Mm. The house coming up on the left
over here. Oh, that's the car right there.
327
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:21,583
What the hell you looking at?
That ain't the car.
328
00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:23,750
- That is the car.
- Yo-Yo, that ain't the car.
329
00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:26,250
- I know what I saw. Don't tell me...
- Wait a minute.
330
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:28,333
I know that car.
331
00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:30,083
What you talking about?
332
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:33,375
I saw it earlier the other day
at the liquor store.
333
00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:36,178
So? Every rapper
and ball player, they all drive that shit.
334
00:22:41,541 --> 00:22:43,125
Oh, goddamn it.
335
00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:46,083
You know what, Fontaine? You got this,
uh, Rambo-esque look about you.
336
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:50,500
So I'mma let you go and do your thing,
and I'mma just sit right here in the car.
337
00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:53,916
Fresh air might be good
for a nigga, though.
338
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:03,625
Man,
I ain't with this X-Files shit.
339
00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:06,916
Fontaine, this ain't no pimpin'.
There ain't nothing pimp about this.
340
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,458
Fuck! I dropped my ring.
341
00:23:09,541 --> 00:23:11,250
- This nigga is crazy.
- Fuck!
342
00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:12,791
You doin' too much.
343
00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,166
Get over here.
344
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,708
- Damn.
- Fontaine.
345
00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:19,791
Wow. This nigga gonna go inside.
346
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:21,708
Right. Oh damn.
347
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,750
It's kind of nice.
348
00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:28,708
Some good bones in this bitch.
349
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:32,375
Oh, yeah. See, this is cute.
This could be the living room.
350
00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:35,541
Maybe some dark wood,
some floral patterns.
351
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,916
Where this room go?
352
00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:44,125
Damn.
353
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,916
Oh shit.
354
00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:51,583
- What you doing?
- Come here.
355
00:23:51,666 --> 00:23:54,083
There might be somebody in here.
356
00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:00,833
What the fuck is this?
357
00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:10,375
Anybody else getting
a spooky feeling around here?
358
00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:12,875
This nigga's got a break room?
359
00:24:13,666 --> 00:24:15,000
Yeah. Break from what?
360
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Trapping?
361
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,000
Bloodsport.
362
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:24,750
Lockers and shit?
363
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:31,500
Got a trap house for what? Put that down.
364
00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:35,208
Uh, this shit's still warm.
365
00:24:40,666 --> 00:24:41,833
We leaving?
366
00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:43,916
- Fontaine?
- Let's go. Come on.
367
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,791
- You're going the wrong way. Damn. Shit.
- Fontaine, the other way.
368
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:49,333
Damn. God...
369
00:25:03,666 --> 00:25:06,875
Oh shit.
They got an elevator in this bitch?
370
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:12,041
See what I'm saying? It's too crazy.
371
00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:15,250
You don't make... Fontaine?
Fontaine. What you doing?
372
00:25:16,791 --> 00:25:19,250
Fontaine, get your ass
out that goddamn elevator.
373
00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:22,458
You know what? You have it your way.
374
00:25:22,541 --> 00:25:23,541
All right, Yo-Yo.
375
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,625
I need you to get your ass
in the motherfucking car right now.
376
00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:30,500
Fifteen minutes.
377
00:25:33,791 --> 00:25:36,500
- Slick.
- It's an elevator in a goddamn trap house.
378
00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:38,583
Doesn't it make your Spider senses tingle?
379
00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:39,666
Slick, come on.
380
00:25:43,666 --> 00:25:44,708
Man, come on.
381
00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:49,791
Fine.
382
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,541
Huffing and puffing at me.
383
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,250
We don't spelunk.
White people spelunk. We spelunking.
384
00:26:02,916 --> 00:26:05,583
Girl, you done lost your rabbit-ass mind?
Why you got a gun?
385
00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:08,226
'Cause I don't know what's
on the other side of these damn doors.
386
00:26:08,291 --> 00:26:09,583
See?
387
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,920
Why the hell
I'm on here with y'all?
388
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,750
Hey, y'all hear that?
389
00:26:20,791 --> 00:26:22,000
Yeah, motherfucker.
390
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,000
Well, you never know.
391
00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:42,458
To the right, oh, now back it up
Back it up, and here we go
392
00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:44,083
Gonna pull that shit
393
00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:48,458
♪ Keep on, with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough ♪
394
00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:52,791
♪ Keep on, with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough ♪
395
00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:56,791
♪ Keep on, with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough ♪
396
00:26:56,875 --> 00:27:00,458
♪ Keep on, with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough ♪
397
00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:11,541
Get him, 'Taine. Get him!
398
00:27:14,916 --> 00:27:17,166
No, no, no, no, no.
Please, please.
399
00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:19,458
Okay, okay, okay. Please, please, please.
400
00:27:19,541 --> 00:27:22,041
- You better talk, nigga.
- I'm just a tech, man. That's all.
401
00:27:22,125 --> 00:27:24,541
- What kind of shit is this, Yo-Yo?
- I don't know.
402
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:26,708
Don't your ass touch shit.
403
00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:29,184
- Who are you?
- I... I... I'm just staff, okay? Don't hurt me.
404
00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:30,434
- Staff for what?
- Nothing, man.
405
00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:33,618
- I'm just trying to collect a paycheck.
- By doing some creepy shit?
406
00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:35,416
Yeah. You get them answers, Fontaine.
407
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,900
...you know? I pay my taxes.
408
00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:39,041
I'm just weird
about guns in my face, all right?
409
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,791
I... I talk a lot with a gun in my face.
410
00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:42,875
This is new for me.
I know this isn't new for you.
411
00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:44,684
- What?
- I don't know if this is new for you.
412
00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:46,333
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
413
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:47,875
Man, shut the fuck up.
414
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:48,958
Goddamn.
415
00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:52,416
Ain't no snow, but I can still ski in it.
416
00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:56,750
- Okay.
- I ain't playing with your ass.
417
00:27:56,833 --> 00:28:00,250
I... I... I know, man. I know,
but... but you don't want to do this, man.
418
00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:02,833
We're... we're everywhere.
419
00:28:04,666 --> 00:28:06,208
Nigga, who the fuck is "we"?
420
00:28:10,833 --> 00:28:11,833
Uh...
421
00:28:19,708 --> 00:28:20,833
Hey, Slick.
422
00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:22,791
You rang?
423
00:28:25,291 --> 00:28:26,291
Oh Jesus.
424
00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:28,875
Where did they find a white nigga
with an afro anyway?
425
00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:30,250
I...
426
00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:34,517
You definitely ain't
in the colored section...
427
00:28:34,541 --> 00:28:35,791
What is you? Hmm?
428
00:28:36,291 --> 00:28:37,458
Tapioca spun...
429
00:28:40,291 --> 00:28:41,500
Tapioca...
430
00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:43,791
Beige... Banana.
431
00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:45,958
Okay. Okay, um...
Please. Just...
432
00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:48,559
You look like a game show host.
That's what you look like.
433
00:28:48,583 --> 00:28:49,684
You look like a manila folder.
434
00:28:51,291 --> 00:28:52,583
What'd you do to me?
435
00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:54,866
- Put it down, please?
- Put what down?
436
00:28:54,916 --> 00:28:57,208
I'll put it down on your ass.
437
00:28:57,291 --> 00:28:59,541
You don't understand
what the fuck is going on, do you?
438
00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:01,625
No. I don't know, man.
439
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:04,458
Just...
440
00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:08,541
Please, please, please.
441
00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:11,458
Oh shit! God...
442
00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:14,500
Shit! Oh goddamn.
443
00:29:14,583 --> 00:29:16,223
Yo-Yo, goddamn. Look what you made me do.
444
00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:18,458
- Me? You just shot him.
- Shit.
445
00:29:18,541 --> 00:29:20,625
Hey, there. Come on, player.
Come on now.
446
00:29:20,708 --> 00:29:22,308
Come on now, player. Just stay in there.
447
00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:24,934
- We ain't got time for sensitivity shit.
- This motherfucker dead.
448
00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:27,833
We ain't got time for negativity.
Go get some goddamn wet naps.
449
00:29:27,916 --> 00:29:30,791
- Wet naps, nigga? Come on!
- Come on, player. Get on your feet.
450
00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:33,625
Come on. Holy shit. Fontaine, let's go.
451
00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:34,833
Fontaine, let's go!
452
00:29:34,916 --> 00:29:37,250
- Lickety-split, now!
- What you doing? Let's go!
453
00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:38,333
Fontaine...
454
00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:46,833
Uh, come on now.
455
00:29:46,916 --> 00:29:49,083
We... we gotta... we gotta go.
456
00:29:50,208 --> 00:29:51,208
We gotta go.
457
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,416
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
458
00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:06,166
You... you killed somebody!
459
00:30:06,250 --> 00:30:09,416
Everybody makes mistakes!
The motherfucker moved! Shit...
460
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:17,500
Y'all gonna ride
all motherfuckin' night, man.
461
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,642
Y'all not coming to the Royal with me
with this shit.
462
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:23,291
Fuck! Fuck!
463
00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:25,916
I know a place. I know a fucking place.
464
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,375
Come on. Come on, Fontaine.
465
00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:43,375
Come on.
466
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:46,541
Whose house is this?
467
00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:48,208
My grandma's.
468
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,958
They say curiosity killed
the cat,
469
00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:56,750
and I'm telling you right now,
we some motherfucking cats.
470
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:59,833
We cool cats, but we still cats.
471
00:30:59,916 --> 00:31:01,916
How many adventures this bitch been on?
472
00:31:02,416 --> 00:31:03,416
Hmm?
473
00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:08,916
I can't get no tea?
474
00:31:09,416 --> 00:31:10,500
I ain't your mama.
475
00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:13,291
And my grandmama got ears like a bat.
So mind y'all manners.
476
00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:16,000
Listen.
I say we act like a turkey.
477
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:19,083
Stick our head in the sand and leave
this alone, act like it didn't happen.
478
00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:21,833
Like an ostrich,
you stupid motherfucker. I don't know...
479
00:31:21,916 --> 00:31:25,458
When you're actin' up
and smell like fish, get out the water.
480
00:31:25,541 --> 00:31:27,458
And right now, we's a goddamn sushi bar.
481
00:31:27,541 --> 00:31:28,541
That wasn't me.
482
00:31:29,166 --> 00:31:30,000
Hmm?
483
00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:34,166
I don't know what that was,
but that wasn't me.
484
00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:36,500
Nigga, what? That wasn't you?
485
00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:37,958
- No one said...
- I'm me.
486
00:31:38,041 --> 00:31:41,375
- Motherfucker, I seen them shoot your ass.
- Do I look real to you?
487
00:31:41,458 --> 00:31:44,416
- What, do I look like a fucking ghost?
- Yo. My grandmama. My grandmama.
488
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:48,166
Look. Don't none of us know
what the hell that was back there. Okay?
489
00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:50,500
But... Hey, hey, but look.
490
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,083
Shit like this always happens
to my girl Nancy Drew.
491
00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:55,375
- Don't start with that cartoon shit.
- Hear me out.
492
00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:58,916
Sis be coming across some weird,
kinky shit that don't make no sense,
493
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,250
but in the end, it always turns out to be
494
00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:03,875
some regular-degular,
missionary-position vanilla shit.
495
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:06,583
Hey! Where the fuck you going?
Wait, wait. No. Shit.
496
00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:08,958
I ain't got time for this shit.
I'm going back. Fuck that.
497
00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:12,375
Okay, look.
Somebody is fucking with you. Okay?
498
00:32:12,458 --> 00:32:14,375
You wanna know why,
you wanna know who? Cool.
499
00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:16,258
But the block is hotter
than a fresh perm now.
500
00:32:16,291 --> 00:32:19,458
So whoever it is, they're probably
looking for us as we speak.
501
00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:22,916
So, you go back out there,
you're liable to lead them back to us.
502
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:27,333
Me. And I ain't getting probed
for no nigga. Okay?
503
00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:32,666
So... so I just need you to fucking chill.
504
00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:35,291
Just fucking chill.
Look, you can stay here for the night.
505
00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:38,166
And tomorrow, Dexter's lab will be there.
506
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:43,208
And... and... and we will go find out
what that missionary-position shit is,
507
00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:44,833
just like my girl Nancy.
508
00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:47,375
I promise.
509
00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:48,875
I... I promise.
510
00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:54,083
Please.
511
00:32:57,666 --> 00:32:59,458
Okay. Good.
512
00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:01,250
Everybody just take a deep fucking breath.
513
00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:02,333
I don't get it.
514
00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:05,458
Don't make no dollars.
This don't make no goddamn sense.
515
00:33:05,541 --> 00:33:07,916
Running around here
tempting the devil and shit.
516
00:33:14,541 --> 00:33:16,958
Shit. Shit, shit, shit.
517
00:33:17,041 --> 00:33:18,750
Hey, hey, hey.
518
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:22,000
Where the fuck is Fontaine?
519
00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:33,041
Yo. What we looking for, big dawg?
520
00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:43,541
Yo, what's happening, man?
Rap with me now.
521
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:48,958
No, no, no.
522
00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:55,750
Hey, big dawg.
You know I ain't trying to rush you, man,
523
00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:58,708
but it looks like we probably got
ourselves here a Goldilocks situation.
524
00:33:58,791 --> 00:34:01,458
I don't think you understand,
man.
525
00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:05,291
There was an elevator underground
and a... and a... and a lab.
526
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:07,875
And... and...
and this white motherfucker with an afro.
527
00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:10,500
Hey, man. Um,
528
00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:13,458
you think you might need some water?
529
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,875
Sometimes when I'm skressed out, man,
I drink me a bottle of water, I be good.
530
00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:22,000
What the doctors say?
We 82, 83% water, man.
531
00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:24,666
How all the cells in your body
supposed to undergo osmosis...?
532
00:34:26,583 --> 00:34:28,375
Hey, man. It's all good!
533
00:34:28,958 --> 00:34:31,500
Even players mess up
every once in a while.
534
00:34:32,083 --> 00:34:35,083
Look, you know what? Matter of fact?
We all about to get some water.
535
00:34:35,166 --> 00:34:36,000
Yeah?
536
00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:38,043
We all about to get
some of this hydration.
537
00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:41,375
What you doing, man?
538
00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:45,666
Hey! Hey, man! I thought...
I thought we were riding with you.
539
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:49,916
It's different now. Like, they got
a whole family living there.
540
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,125
- What about the lab?
- Gone.
541
00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:54,416
That creepy-ass elevator? That's gone too.
542
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,500
Damn. They did have good walls.
543
00:34:57,583 --> 00:34:59,250
Either that or I'm going crazy.
544
00:35:00,458 --> 00:35:03,125
And last night, that shit happened, right?
545
00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:05,291
I had a nightmare
that the shit happened.
546
00:35:05,375 --> 00:35:06,416
So, yeah, it happened.
547
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,833
Ho ain't got no crackers or nothing?
You got pots and pans.
548
00:35:08,916 --> 00:35:10,716
Your grandma ain't cook nothing?
I'm starving.
549
00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:13,958
Yo, shut up. Will you let me think
for five seconds? Just stop.
550
00:35:14,041 --> 00:35:15,481
What would that Scooby-Doo bitch do?
551
00:35:15,541 --> 00:35:16,916
Nancy Drew?
552
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,560
Mm-hmm. Bitch in them books.
553
00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:21,458
Uh... uh...
554
00:35:21,541 --> 00:35:23,375
Yeah, yeah. Hmm.
555
00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:26,017
I mean, she probably would...
556
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,481
While we are sitting around a table,
557
00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:30,666
why don't we sit around a table
that's got some food on it?
558
00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:33,041
A pimp's blood sugar is falling fast.
559
00:35:34,916 --> 00:35:37,291
We could use some comfort food
right about now.
560
00:35:37,958 --> 00:35:41,750
Limited time only,
Hot Box spicy, fried-chicken
561
00:35:41,833 --> 00:35:43,333
Come try our secret recipe.
562
00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,736
Please get this nigga some food.
563
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,083
Look at that.
564
00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:50,166
Mmm. Mmm...
565
00:35:50,958 --> 00:35:53,250
Goddamn! That's some flavor right there.
566
00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:57,833
Yo, missionary position.
567
00:35:58,958 --> 00:36:00,583
- What we doing?
- Right. Right.
568
00:36:00,666 --> 00:36:01,708
Okay.
569
00:36:01,791 --> 00:36:04,666
As with any mystery,
you gotta lay out the facts.
570
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:05,625
Mm-hmm.
571
00:36:05,708 --> 00:36:07,083
What is it we know?
572
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,541
- I'll tell you what we do know.
- What?
573
00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:13,166
He dead.
574
00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:16,476
He ain't here no more.
575
00:36:18,625 --> 00:36:21,000
- He ain't here.
- But, but, but plot twist.
576
00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:23,208
- The nigga also right here.
- Yeah.
577
00:36:23,291 --> 00:36:26,625
- Which makes what? Two Fontaines?
- Two Fontaines. Double 'Taine.
578
00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:32,000
And we also know there's
an underground trap-house laboratory.
579
00:36:34,708 --> 00:36:38,291
But Deebo here,
he said the damn elevator gone.
580
00:36:38,375 --> 00:36:42,916
And that shit or whatever clues we had
is 100 feet buried under the ground.
581
00:36:45,541 --> 00:36:48,833
That's what I've been trying to tell you.
It won't hurt to smile once in a while.
582
00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:53,208
You know, I've known this motherfucker
for years, I ain't never seen him laugh.
583
00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:54,291
Not once.
584
00:36:54,791 --> 00:36:56,166
I've never seen him laugh.
585
00:36:56,958 --> 00:36:58,875
I've never seen you laugh.
586
00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:00,750
Yeah.
587
00:37:01,291 --> 00:37:03,416
You know, I ain't seen him laugh once.
588
00:37:29,125 --> 00:37:30,208
Shit!
589
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,416
- It's the chicken.
- Nigga.
590
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,041
- It's the goddamn chicken.
- What?
591
00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:35,125
It's the chicken.
592
00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:37,583
The... the powder.
593
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,625
The powder in the chicken.
594
00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:42,348
Look. When I was in the trap house,
there was a white powder there.
595
00:37:42,375 --> 00:37:44,625
I thought it was cocaine.
I took some, it wasn't cocaine.
596
00:37:44,708 --> 00:37:47,625
I start laughing, you break something,
I shoot a nigga. Now we're here.
597
00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:49,188
We eat this chicken, we all laughing.
598
00:37:50,291 --> 00:37:52,041
It's in the fucking chicken.
599
00:37:56,458 --> 00:37:58,898
That Muppet-looking motherfucker
is the one who sold it to us.
600
00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:00,166
Are you connecting these dots?
601
00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:02,916
Oh fuck. Hey, nigga, chill. We in public.
602
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,541
- Relax.
- I wanna ask him a few questions.
603
00:38:05,625 --> 00:38:09,291
- We know how you ask questions.
- Nigga, you ain't got good bedside manner.
604
00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:12,000
- Let... let me go talk to him.
- What?
605
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,833
Let me do my thing.
606
00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:15,041
Five minutes.
607
00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:19,041
Teamwork, guys. Teamwork. Don't forget.
There's no "I" in "Got Damn."
608
00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:20,333
Excuse me.
609
00:38:20,416 --> 00:38:21,833
- Hello.
- Hi.
610
00:38:22,916 --> 00:38:24,375
This soda flat.
611
00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:28,250
I wanna file a complaint.
612
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,333
It's our motto.
613
00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:33,833
There's just something
about that new spicy chicken.
614
00:38:34,416 --> 00:38:36,166
It does something to me.
615
00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:37,708
It has that effect on people.
616
00:38:37,791 --> 00:38:40,291
It's a new recipe.
617
00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:42,333
- Ooh.
- Top secret.
618
00:38:43,250 --> 00:38:45,791
I like secrets.
619
00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:46,708
Do you?
620
00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:48,416
Uh-huh. Go get me some.
621
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,125
I can't do that.
622
00:38:50,208 --> 00:38:52,833
It's... it's... it's company...
company policy to...
623
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,000
That's my... my chair.
624
00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:57,083
Uh-huh.
625
00:38:59,541 --> 00:39:01,958
You ever heard of a Shalamar?
626
00:39:02,041 --> 00:39:03,041
Shalamar?
627
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:05,500
Yeah.
628
00:39:06,125 --> 00:39:09,125
- You gonna give me a Shalamar?
- You gonna give me some chicken?
629
00:39:10,625 --> 00:39:11,541
Don't move.
630
00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:13,291
- Uh-huh.
- Don't move.
631
00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:14,767
- And a biscuit. Uh-huh.
- A biscuit?
632
00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:16,166
Whatever you want from me.
633
00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:18,458
Ooh, and... and... and a sweet tea.
634
00:39:18,541 --> 00:39:20,250
Oh, it won't be as sweet as you, baby.
635
00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:22,875
- And, um... um, some... some coleslaw.
- Okay.
636
00:39:22,958 --> 00:39:24,833
- Yeah, yeah.
- Whatever you want.
637
00:39:25,958 --> 00:39:27,875
Hurry back. Motherfucker.
638
00:39:38,541 --> 00:39:41,833
Report 65A-3.
Recorded on November 2nd.
639
00:39:42,333 --> 00:39:45,958
Distribution point, gamma 8, 6 49721
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