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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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Yo, Cy.
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-You knows whats I want
right now?
-Yeah, I do.
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[both] Streamed broccoli!
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Did someone say
"steamed broccoli"?
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I wish to immerse
the tiny green trees
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into the boiling water
to soften their branches!
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Then it's your lucky day!
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I'm hungry.
How long is this gonna take?
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[Cyborg] To steam the broccoli
to the perfect soft texture,
five minutes.
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Plus two additional minutes
to bring that water
to a boils.
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So, we're talking
seven minutes total.
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[gasps] That is far
too much of the time.
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Isn't there a faster way
to do it?
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Well, we could do a montage.
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What is this "montage"?
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It's a filmmaking technique
that was pioneered by Soviet
director Sergey Eisenstein
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to condense long,
potentially-boring periods
of repetitive action
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and suggest the passage
of time.
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[wind blowing]
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It's a way to skip
through the boring stuff, yo.
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-Yes. Whoo-hoo!
Love skipping boring stuff!
-[whooping]
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Let's be like them
Soviet boys and montage
these broccolis, yo!
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[all] Montage!
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[instrumental music playing]
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[all] Whoo!
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Wow! The time seemed
to pass in an instant!
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That's the power
of a montage, baby.
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Let us now demolish
the mushy tree trunks.
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[Robin] Titans,
report to the front yard
immediately!
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[all groaning]
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This better
be important, fool.
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We were about to eat
some steamed broccoli.
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We find ourselves
in a dire situation.
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Katarou, our old nemesis...
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Has returned.
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Hold up. Isn't Katarou
your old nemesis?
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Yeah, I ain't gots nothing
against this gentlemens.
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We need to be on guard!
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Katarou is not only
a master of martial arts,
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-but a master of surprise.
-[chomping]
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-[all scream]
-Is it him?
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[chomping]
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[gulps]
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No, but it could've been.
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Well, call me when he shows up
and I'll hit him
with the Old Shablamo.
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[thumping]
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[explodes]
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Your Old Shablamo
will be useless
against Katarou.
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To defeat him, you will
have to become
martial arts masters.
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We'll start with
the most majestic move
in all of martial arts,
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the crane kick.
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You talking about that move
from Karate Kid?
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We love kicking!
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-[all yelling]
-[Cyborg] Okay, kick, kick.
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Whoa-ha!
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Stop that!
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You wouldn't even be able
to take down Billy Zabka
with that garbage.
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Then, teach us, oh, sensei.
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Becoming a martial arts master
takes months, if not years,
of dedicated focus.
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That is far too much
of the time!
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And I wants to kick some fools
right now! Ha!
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There has to be
a faster way to become
martial arts masters.
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No shortcuts.
We need to work hard
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until we're skilled enough
to defeat Katarou.
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-What about a montage?
-Oh, yeah.
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That's how Daniel san
learned it.
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This isn't a movie.
That is not a thing
you can do.
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[all] Montage!
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[all grunting]
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[all yelling]
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[grunting]
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[screeching]
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[explodes]
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Joy! We have learned the
kung of the fu of the panda.
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And in under a minute, baby.
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Boo-yah!
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[sighs] That's not possible.
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There are no shortcuts!
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You keep saying that,
but we's just proved
you wrong there, sensei.
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-Wah! Bird kick in your face!
-Ahhh!
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[all yelling]
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Hey. Now that we're all doing
this montaging,
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we can probably get
to all those other things
we haven't had time for.
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I can finally get around
to cleaning up the tower.
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Ooh, I have always wanted
to learn the French.
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I's been wanting to learn
how to do some of that
good computer programming
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so I's could be like them
rich nerds.
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And I've been waiting
to fix the T-Car for months.
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Titans, do you want
the satisfaction that comes
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with putting in the time
to achieve your goals?
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Or do you want
instant gratification?
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The instant gratification,
please.
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Let's montage this piece.
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[all] Montage!
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[up-tempo instrumental music
playing]
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[inaudible]
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[all cheering]
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[Cyborg] All right! Boo-yah!
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Where have you guys been?
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Montaging, baby!
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Yeah, we's done montaged
all our importants business.
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After that we montaged
every episode of every show
on TV.
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And all of the kitten cat
videos on the Internets.
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[piano music playing]
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[explodes]
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-Katarou could appear at any--
-[alarm blaring]
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[Robin] Looks like Katarou
has infiltrated the tower.
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Titans, go!
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[alarms blaring]
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[all scream]
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-[wings flutter]
-[all gasp]
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[farts]
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Not him.
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-[metallic clang]
-[all gasp]
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[instrumental music playing]
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Katarou, our old nemesis.
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Your old nemesis.
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I've got nothing
against your friends.
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They actually seem
pretty cool.
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Huh. You seems like
a cool dude yourself.
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I am...very cool.
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Ooh. We should do
the hanging-of-the-out.
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Stop being friendly.
We are mortal enemies.
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Let's talk after.
Maybe we'll check out
a movie or something.
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You don't stand
a chance, Katarou.
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Before you are five
martial arts masters.
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That's right. We montaged
through our training
and now we are super-deadly.
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Titans, go!
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[Titans yelling]
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[all grunt]
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Martial arts masters?
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[laughs]
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They couldn't defeat
Billy Zabka with that garbage.
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-[all] Oh!
-Oh, mans.
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Them karate moves
we learnt in the montage
ain'ts working.
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How could doing the shortcuts
left us so-the-unprepared?
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It's the montages.
Don't you see
what's happened, Titans?
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Sounds like
you're gonna tell us.
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Yes. I will explain
in full detail how
we came to this point,
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and why your use of montages
was a mistake.
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This will take a while.
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We ain'ts wanna listen
to a long explanation.
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Ooh, I have the idea
for the shortcut.
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Wait, if you just listen--
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-[all] Montage!
-No more montages!
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Now, listen up.
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Raven, you only cleaned
the part of the window
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we saw you clean
in the montage.
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Cyborg, all you did
was pretend to tighten
some bolts.
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[crashes]
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Beast Boy, the computer
you were typing at
doesn't even work.
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[rats belching]
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And, Starfire, you only learned three words of French.
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[inaudible]
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Oh, I see now.
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Anything we skipped past
doing in our montage
never actually got done.
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It was just the illusion
of results,
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but real results
come from real work.
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We see now
there are none
of the shortcuts.
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And we owe you the apology.
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No time!
We still have to stop Katarou.
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But how can we possibly
defeat him?
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With a crane kick.
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Uh, we never learned how,
remember?
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I will teach you properly
this time.
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How will we learn it in time
to defeat the Katarou.
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With another
filmmaking device, a dissolve.
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It's another way to show
the passage of time without
the flashiness of a montage.
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Can we get on with this?
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Don't worry, Katarou,
we are going to defeat you
very, very slowly.
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[groans]
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Okay, since, this is
our first crane-kick class,
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please introduce yourselves
and tell us why you're here...
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Let's start off
with some basic...
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-Oh, stretches!
-[Cyborg grunts]
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Why is this taking so long?
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No shortcuts. Ugh!
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Fine, just hurry up.
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How long have we been
doing this, Beast Boy?
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Point the toes.
Point the toes!
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[crying]
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Almost there, Titans.
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Congratulations, Titans.
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You perfected the crane kick.
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And did it without shortcuts.
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The time has come, Katarou.
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Titans, go!
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[Titans yelling]
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[wind blowing]
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[Titans continue yelling]
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[all] Hyah! Hyah!
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[Cyborg] Hyah!
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-[laughter]
-[Cyborg] Boo-yah!
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Yes!
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