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I HAVE GRADED LAST WEEK'S
GEOGRAPHY EXAMINATION,
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AND THE HIGHEST
SCORE WAS ACHIEVED BY...
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MINKUS. WAS IT
ACHIEVED BY MINKUS?
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DOES IT GO TO
MINKUS? MINKUS, RIGHT?
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MR. MINKUS.
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THAT'S A SHOCK.
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THANK YOU, MR. FEENY.
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YOUR BONUS QUESTION
WAS A REAL STUMPER. OW.
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MISS OWENS, EXCELLENT.
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MR. BAKER, VERY NICE.
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MR. MATTHEWS...
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WELL, THERE IT IS.
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A "C"?
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BUT I ACTUALLY
STUDIED FOR THIS TEST.
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WHY DID I GET A "C"?
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LET'S SEE. WHERE TO BEGIN.
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WELL, FOR ONE
THING, MR. MATTHEWS,
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THIS SECTION OF THE
MAP IS NOT EAST GERMANY.
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IT'S NOT?
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PERHAPS YOU HEARD
OF A LITTLE INCIDENT
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WITH THE BERLIN WALL?
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WAS THAT DURING BASEBALL SEASON?
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THERE IS NO EAST
GERMANY ANYMORE.
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BUT THE TEXTBOOK SAYS IT'S
RIGHT NEXT TO WEST GERMANY.
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YES, WELL, THE TEXTBOOK ALSO
SAYS THAT ALASKA AND HAWAII
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WILL MAKE FINE STATES SOMEDAY.
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THINGS CHANGE, MR. MATTHEWS.
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UNFORTUNATELY, THE
BOARD OF EDUCATION
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DOESN'T HAVE THE
FUNDS TO KEEP UP.
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THEN HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO KEEP UP?
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WATCH THE NEWS. PAY
ATTENTION IN CLASS.
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LOOK AT THE
MIMEOGRAPHS I GIVE YOU
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BEFORE YOU TURN THEM
INTO PAPER AIRPLANES.
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OW.
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WHAT GOOD WOULD IT DO?
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THEY KEEP CHANGING GEOGRAPHY.
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WHY CAN'T IT BE LIKE
ALL THE OTHER SUBJECTS?
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MATH... 2 PLUS 2 IS ALWAYS 4.
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UH, SCIENCE...
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THE EARTH ALWAYS
GOES AROUND THE SUN.
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HISTORY... LINCOLN ALWAYS
GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD.
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LINCOLN GOT OFF EASY.
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ALL RIGHT, HEADS UP.
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IN THESE LAST FEW
MOMENTS OF CLASS,
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I WANT TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
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ABOUT THIS YEAR'S REGIONAL
GEOGRAPHY TOURNAMENT.
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AS SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW,
FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS,
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I HAVE ALWAYS
FIELDED A CHAMPION,
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AND I EXPECT TO DO
THE SAME THIS YEAR.
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SO, BASED ON HIS OUTSTANDING
SCHOLASTIC ACHIEVEMENT,
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I HAVE SELECTED AS
THIS YEAR'S ENTRANT...
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MINKUS. HAVE YOU
SELECTED MINKUS?
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MR. MINKUS.
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AND THIS YEAR'S
FIRST PRIZE WILL BE...
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A MERCATOR PROJECTION
PULL-DOWN WALL MAP?
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NO. UH...
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THIS YEAR'S WINNER
WILL BE BAT BOY
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AT THE OPENING GAME
OF THE WORLD SERIES.
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OHH.
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DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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YEAH. SO?
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SO I'M SEEING MY
DREAM COME TRUE HERE.
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OH, RIGHT. LIKE FEENY'S
GOING TO TAKE YOU
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TO THE GEOGRAPHY TOURNAMENT.
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
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THEY TORE DOWN THE BERLITZ WALL.
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UH... ABOUT THIS
GEOGRAPHY TOURNAMENT...
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YEAH?
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I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A
MISTAKE TAKING MINKUS.
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AND UPON WHAT DO YOU
BASE THAT BIZARRE THEORY?
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WELL, WHAT'S THE MOST
IMPORTANT INGREDIENT IN WINNING?
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TALENT.
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SKILL.
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I WANT YOU TO STOP
SHAKING YOUR HEAD.
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THE WILL TO WIN.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU
NEED, THAT'S WHAT I GOT.
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THIS SUDDEN
INTEREST IN GEOGRAPHY
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WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
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WITH THIS YEAR'S WORLD
SERIES BAT BOY PRIZE,
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WOULD IT?
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NO. NO WAY. NOT EVEN.
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ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M
DOING THIS FOR YOU.
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YOU'RE ON A 5-YEAR
WINNING STREAK,
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AND I WANT TO BRING
THE BIG 6 HOME TO YOU.
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YOU'RE SUCKING UP TO ME.
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AS HARD AS I CAN.
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WELL, THANKS, MR. MATTHEWS.
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CONCERN LIKE YOURS
GIVES ME FULL CONFIDENCE.
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IN ME?
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IN MINKUS.
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IT'S MINKUS.
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I'M FULL OF
CONFIDENCE IN MINKUS!
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ERIC, CAN YOU BABYSIT
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FOR YOUR BROTHER
AND SISTER FRIDAY NIGHT?
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NOPE. SORRY.
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OH, YOU MISUNDERSTOOD.
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YOU THOUGHT I WAS
ASKING YOU A QUESTION.
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MOM, AEROSMITH'S FRIDAY.
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OH, YOU HEARD ABOUT
THAT CONCERT, TOO?
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YUP. I'M TAKING HEATHER RALSTON.
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GREAT.
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OH, I'LL CALL A SITTER AND
WE'LL ALL DRIVE TOGETHER.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TOGETHER?
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I MEAN YOUR DAD AND
I HAVE TICKETS, TOO.
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MORGAN, HAVE YOU
SEEN THE BROCCOLI?
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BROCCOLI?
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BROCCOLI?
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NOPE.
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MOTHER... AND WHEN
I CALL YOU THAT,
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I'M REFERRING
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TO THE GENERATIONAL
CHASM BETWEEN US,
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WHICH MEANS YOU
COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE GOING
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TO THE SAME CONCERT AS ME.
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WHY NOT?
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
AEROSMITH'S KIND OF LOUD
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FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE, MOM.
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YOU SHOULD REALLY
BE LISTENING TO...
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CAREFUL.
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AREN'T PETER, PAUL, AND MARY
BLOWING WIND SOMEWHERE?
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MOM, HAVE YOU MET MY
GOOD FRIEND MINKUS?
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IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, MINKUS?
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CALL MY MOTHER.
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WHAT?
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HE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS,
MRS. MATTHEWS.
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WE'RE GONNA TAKE
HIM UPSTAIRS NOW.
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27842...
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IT'S THE ONLY
MINKUS IN THE BOOK.
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WHAT IS THIS BROCCOLI
DOING IN HERE?
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IT'S HIDING THE LIVER.
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I'M GLAD YOU COULD
COME OVER, MINKUS.
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REAL NICE TO BE
HERE. CAN I GO NOW?
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CHILL.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT THAT MEANS.
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IT MEANS THAT 1 OUT OF
EVERY 4 PEOPLE IS A NERD.
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SO WHEN YOU LOOK
AROUND THIS ROOM
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AND YOU DON'T
SEE ONE, YOU'RE IT.
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BUT WE CAN HELP YOU CHANGE.
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MAYBE I LIKE HOW I AM.
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NO. YOU LIKE EVERYONE
ALWAYS MAKING FUN OF YOU?
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YOU LIKE ALWAYS BEING THE
LAST ONE PICKED FOR TEAMS?
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NO. YOU LIKE EVERYONE
PULLING YOUR UNDERWEAR
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UP YOUR BUTT ALL THE TIME?
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IT'S NOT SO BAD.
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MINKUS, LET US HELP YOU.
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WE'RE HERE FOR YOU, MAN
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IT'S EARLY IN THE YEAR.
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YOU CAN STILL CHANGE YOUR IMAGE.
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WHAT DO I DO?
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THE GEOGRAPHY TOURNAMENT...
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT.
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IT'LL BRAND YOU FOR LIFE.
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BUT I LOVE GEOGRAPHY.
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I'M DRAWN BY THE ADVENTURE
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AND EXOTICISM OF IT.
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HEY. PERHAPS YOU
FELLOWS WOULD LIKE TO JOIN
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THE FUTURE CARTOGRAPHERS
OF AMERICA CLUB WITH ME.
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LET IT GO, MAN.
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IF I DON'T DO THE TOURNAMENT,
WILL YOU GUYS LIKE ME?
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NO.
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THEN I DON'T SEE
WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME.
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ALL RIGHT, NAME YOUR
PRICE, YOU LITTLE CREEP.
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WHEN YOU GUYS PLAY BOMBARDMENT,
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COULD YOU NOT AIM THE
BALL AT MY HEAD ANYMORE?
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DEAL.
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WHAT'S THE POINT OF PLAYING
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IF WE CAN'T THROW
THE BALL AT HIS HEAD?
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HI. WHO'S FIRST?
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DAD, YOU CAN'T GO TO
THE AEROSMITH CONCERT.
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HE'S AFRAID IT WILL BLOW
OUT OUR HEARING AIDS.
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I'M JUST SAYING IT'S UNNATURAL.
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I MEAN CAN'T YOU GUYS
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FIND YOUR OWN CONCERT TO GO TO?
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I'M SORRY I COULDN'T GET TICKETS
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FOR THE NEIL SEDAKA-THON.
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GET A CLUE! WE'VE BEEN
LISTENING TO AEROSMITH
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SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
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OH, COME ON, GET OUT OF HERE.
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DON'T KILL MY FIRST CONCERT, OK?
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THIS ISN'T YOUR FIRST
AEROSMITH CONCERT.
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MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, 1978.
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WE WERE THERE, YOU WERE HERE.
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YOU ATE HIM?
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HOW OLD ARE THESE
AEROSMITH GUYS, ANYWAY,
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LIKE A MILLION?
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YEAH, OUR AGE.
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ROW C-C.
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READ 'EM AND WEEP.
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THAT'S THE THIRD ROW.
THESE ARE AMAZING.
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YEAH. OLD GUYS GET GOOD SEATS.
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MAYBE WE CAN BUY HIM
DECENT SEATS NEAR US
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SO HE CAN AT LEAST
SEE THE STAGE.
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I DON'T WANT TO SIT
NEAR YOU GUYS, OK?
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I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE
SAME AMPHITHEATER AS YOU.
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I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR
THE SAME GROUP AS YOU.
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I'LL GO SEE IF THERE
ARE ANY SEATS LEFT
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FOR ERIC CLAPTON.
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YOU WANT TO TELL HIM?
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MR. FEENY, I'M AFRAID I
MUST TENDER MY RESIGNATION
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FROM THE GEOGRAPHY TOURNAMENT.
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MR. MINKUS, I'M AWARE
THAT THE CHANGING
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GEOPOLITICAL FACE OF THE GLOBE
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OFFERS A DIFFICULT CHALLENGE.
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I JUST DON'T FEEL THAT THE
GEOGRAPHY TOURNAMENT
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FITS IN WITH MY NEW IMAGE.
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AND WHAT, PRAY TELL,
WOULD THAT IMAGE BE?
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STUART MINKUS, REGULAR GUY.
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MR. MINKUS, I HAVE
ALWAYS THOUGHT OF YOU
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AS EXCEPTIONAL.
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NOW, WHY WOULD YOU
SUDDENLY SETTLE FOR REGULAR?
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READ AVERAGE, READ MEDIOCRE.
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BECAUSE EXCEPTIONAL PEOPLE
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GET BOMBARDMENT BALLS
THROWN AT THEIR HEADS.
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AND REGULAR GUYS...
DO THE THROWING.
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I SEE.
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AND I CAN'T CONVINCE YOU
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TO POSTPONE YOUR NEW ASSOCIATION
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WITH THE COMMON MAN
UNTIL AFTER THE TOURNAMENT?
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NO. I'M SEIZING THE DAY.
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CARPE DIEM, MR. FEENY.
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OH, I'M SORRY TO
HEAR THAT, MR. MINKUS.
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YOU WERE THE ONLY
STUDENT I EVER HAD
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WHO COULD LOCATE THRACE
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ON A MAP OF THE ANCIENT WORLD.
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AH, THAT'S EASY.
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JUST GO NORTH FROM
THE AEGEAN AND...
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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
DOING, MR. FEENY,
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AND IT ISN'T GOING TO...
AIN'T GOING TO WORK.
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I SHALL MISS YOU, MR. MINKUS.
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I ONLY WISH I KNEW
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HOW I WAS GOING TO REPLACE YOU.
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COME ON, MR. FEENY.
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I'M THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN.
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THEN, MR. MATTHEWS,
THERE IS NO GAME.
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UH, MR. FEENY.
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I NOTICED YOU'VE
LEFT THE CLASSROOM
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AND TURNED EAST.
236
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,947
TOWARDS EUROPE, DON'T YOU KNOW?
237
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COME ON, GIVE ME A CHANCE.
238
00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,573
A CHANCE TO WHAT, MR. MATTHEWS?
239
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,976
TO PUBLICLY HUMILIATE ME?
240
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,744
NO. TO WIN FOR YOU.
241
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,379
YOU'VE NEVER SHOWN ANY INTEREST
242
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,148
IN GEOGRAPHY BEFORE THIS.
243
00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:51,294
BUT I DO HAVE AN INTEREST
244
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,651
IN WINNING THE
GEOGRAPHY TOURNAMENT.
245
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,664
I CAN LEARN ANYTHING
WHEN I'M INTERESTED IN IT.
246
00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,688
ARE YOU SAYING
THAT YOU'RE WILLING
247
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,557
TO LEARN SOMETHING FROM ME?
248
00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,059
YEAH.
249
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,928
AND IF ANYONE CAN
TEACH ME, YOU CAN.
250
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,297
'CAUSE THAT'S THE KIND
OF TEACHER YOU ARE.
251
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,646
I'M AN EMPTY VESSEL.
252
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,940
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
I HEARD YOU SAY THAT?
253
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,973
I'VE LOST COUNT.
254
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,322
BUT I'M WILLING TO
LEARN FROM YOU.
255
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:21,012
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
YOU HEARD ME SAY THAT?
256
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:24,515
WELL... I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE
EVER HEARD THOSE WORDS
257
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,751
IN THAT ORDER FROM YOU.
258
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:33,391
ALL RIGHT, MR. MATTHEWS.
I WILL TAKE YOU ON.
259
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,127
I SHALL PREP YOU
FOR THE TOURNAMENT.
260
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,174
I KNOW THAT YOUR
MOTIVES ARE NOT PURE,
261
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,631
BUT I HOPE YOUR
QUEST FOR THE PRIZE
262
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:43,145
WILL LEAD YOU TO THE
TEMPLE OF KNOWLEDGE.
263
00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,602
YEAH, YEAH. IF IT'S ON THE WAY.
264
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:45,671
MM-HMM.
265
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,748
I THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING TO THE PARK?
266
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,862
COME ON, MAN, YOU'RE
STUDYING TOO MUCH.
267
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,663
THE TEACHERS ARE
STARTING TO NOTICE.
268
00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:03,387
YEAH, THEY'RE CALLING
YOU A GOOD STUDENT.
269
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,090
THEY'RE SAYING
YOU HAVE POTENTIAL.
270
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:09,227
WOW! THE HIGHEST
AND LOWEST POINTS
271
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,162
IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES
272
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,364
ARE ONLY 50 MILES APART,
273
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,366
DEATH VALLEY AND MOUNT WHITNEY.
274
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,701
I FIND THAT EXTRAORDINARY.
275
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,973
EXTRAORDINARY?
276
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,743
HE'S MUTATING, MAN.
277
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,047
OW.
278
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,251
HEY, DUDES. WHAT'S UP?
279
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,887
TOO WEIRD FOR ME.
280
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:38,389
I'M OUT OF HERE.
281
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,391
HEY, MY BUDS INVITED ME DOWN
282
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,804
TO THE SEWER PIPES
TO BREAK BOTTLES.
283
00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,427
WANT TO COME?
284
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,974
MINKUS, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
285
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,743
I NEED TO USE YOUR BRAIN.
286
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,700
SORRY, MY BRAIN IS
NO LONGER IN SERVICE.
287
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,203
I DON'T WANT TO
LOSE THIS BAT BOY GIG.
288
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,116
IN THE OLD DAYS, THINGS
USED TO BE SO SIMPLE.
289
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,018
YOU HAD RUSSIA,
YOU HAD MOSCOW...
290
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,575
ONE COUNTRY, ONE CAPITAL.
291
00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:01,212
NOW YOU'VE GOT YOUR LATVIA,
YOUR ESTONIA, YOUR UKRAINE,
292
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,048
AND EACH ONE HAS ITS
OWN SEPARATE CAPITAL.
293
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,050
WHAT WERE THESE PEOPLE THINKING?
294
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,052
HELP ME, MINKUS.
295
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,854
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, DUDE.
296
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:13,057
EVERY TIME I THINK I'M OUT,
297
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,894
THEY TRY TO SUCK ME BACK IN.
298
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,730
YOU SEEM TO BE HOLDING
YOUR OWN QUITE NICELY.
299
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,234
THANKS. LAST NIGHT I WATCHED
HOUSE OF STYLE ON MTV.
300
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,435
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
301
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:28,439
I THINK WESTERN
CIVILIZATION IS IN ITS DECLINE.
302
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,940
I COMPLETELY AGREE.
303
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:33,011
I'M GOING TO WATCH
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD NOW.
304
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,682
SO, MR. MATTHEWS,
HOW GOES THE STUDYING?
305
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,419
GREAT. YOU KNOW, I'M
REALLY GETTING INTO IT.
306
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,921
GLAD TO HEAR IT.
307
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,923
I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO
MAKE AN ADMIRABLE BAT BOY.
308
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,258
I HOPE SO,
309
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,594
BUT LEARNING ALL THIS
STUFF IS PRETTY FUN, TOO.
310
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,695
DID YOU KNOW THAT HAWAII
311
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,898
USED TO BE CALLED
THE SANDWICH ISLANDS?
312
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:57,135
REALLY? THAT'S FASCINATING.
313
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,637
WE'RE THEY NAMED AFTER SOMEBODY?
314
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:02,006
YES, THE EARL OF SANDWICH.
315
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:05,976
SANDWICH? YOU DON'T SUPPOSE...
316
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,214
YES, HE DID INVENT THE SANDWICH.
317
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,648
ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
318
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,486
WEIRD, INDEED, MR. MATTHEWS.
319
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,358
THE BUCKEYE STATE? OHIO.
320
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,360
THE BLUEGRASS STATE? KENTUCKY.
321
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,540
KILIMANJARO. HIGHEST
MOUNTAIN IN AFRICA?
322
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,963
ELTON JOHN.
323
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:26,965
OURS.
324
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,234
LED ZEPPELIN. OH, PLEASE.
325
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,069
TINA TURNER. MY MOTHER'S.
326
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,205
ERIC, IF IT BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH
327
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,118
THAT YOUR MOTHER AND I
ARE GOING TO THIS CONCERT,
328
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:39,043
WHY DON'T YOU REBEL... DON'T GO.
329
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:42,012
OH, YEAH. I SEE YOUR GAME HERE.
330
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,248
YOU'D LOVE IT IF I DIDN'T
GO TO THAT CONCERT,
331
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,794
WOULDN'T YOU? NICE TRY, DAD.
332
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,086
HEATHER AND I ARE
GOING TO THAT CONCERT.
333
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,588
WE'RE GOING TO BE
THERE 64 ROWS BEHIND YOU,
334
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,577
BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK.
335
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,603
ARE YOUR SHOULDERS
TENSE, MR. MATTHEWS?
336
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,507
YEAH, THEY'RE A LITTLE TENSE.
337
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,443
THEN I SUGGEST
YOU GO LIKE THIS...
338
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,414
YOU SHOULD REALLY
RELAX, MR. FEENY.
339
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,549
I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS.
340
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,051
YOUR TROPHY'S IN THE BAG,
341
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,121
AND I'M GONNA BE HANDING
OUT BATS AT THE FALL CLASSIC.
342
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,689
HERE YOU ARE, MR. BONDS.
343
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,191
PINCH HIT FOR YOU?
344
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,493
WHY, IT'D BE MY PLEASURE.
345
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:33,542
Moderator: CONTESTANT 3,
346
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:37,235
NAME THE INDIGENOUS
PEOPLES OF TIERRA DEL FUEGO.
347
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:38,736
WHO ARE THE YAHGANS?
348
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:41,172
IT IS UNNECESSARY TO
PHRASE YOUR ANSWER
349
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,574
IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION.
350
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,076
SORRY.
351
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,878
CONTESTANT 4, WHAT
IS THE PRIMARY EXPORT
352
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,380
OF THE TUAMOTUS?
353
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,850
ARE THESE GUYS WORKING
FROM A DIFFERENT GLOBE?
354
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:56,087
I BELIEVE THAT WOULD BE COPRA.
355
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,421
THANK YOU.
356
00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:01,292
AND CONTESTANT 5, TO
WHOM DO THEY BELONG?
357
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,227
TO WHOM DOES WHO BELONG?
358
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,628
THE TUAMOTUS.
359
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:08,933
OF WHAT COUNTRY
ARE THEY A POSSESSION?
360
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,368
DID YOU KNOW THAT HAWAII
361
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,436
USED TO BE CALLED
THE SANDWICH ISLANDS,
362
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,116
WHICH WERE NAMED AFTER
THE EARL OF SANDWICH
363
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,006
WHO DISCOVERED
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY?
364
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:19,443
I'M SORRY. THE ANSWER IS FRANCE.
365
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:24,048
OH, SURE. SHE GETS A
NO BRAINER... "COPRA."
366
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:28,486
FLORIDA IS THE SOUTHERNMOST
OF THE UNITED STATES.
367
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:32,890
ALASKA IS THE NORTHERNMOST
OF THE UNITED STATES.
368
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:36,127
PUERTO RICO IS
STILL A TERRITORY,
369
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,062
SO IS GUAM.
370
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,231
WHAT DOES A BAT BOY DO?
371
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,732
I DON'T KNOW.
372
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,735
THEY HAND PLAYERS
BATS. GET IT, BAT BOY?
373
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,782
WELL, WHO WOULD WANT TO DO THAT?
374
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,739
YEAH. WHAT A STUPID PRIZE.
375
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:49,968
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO
376
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,910
THE MERCATOR PROJECTION
PULL-DOWN WALL MAP?
377
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,714
OH...
378
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,016
I'M HITTING MY HEAD.
379
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:01,084
I'M HITTING THE NORTHERNMOST
380
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:02,787
PART OF MY HEAD.
381
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,927
SO I TRY NOT TO LOOK
DOWN AT ROW C-C
382
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,140
BECAUSE HEATHER AND I ARE
HAVING A GOOD TIME, YOU KNOW?
383
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,931
BUT I CAN'T HELP LOOKING.
384
00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:16,200
ARE MOM AND DAD
SITTING IN ROW C-C?
385
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:19,537
NO, MOM AND DAD ARE
DANCING IN THE AISLES.
386
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,950
COME ON, ERIC, I THINK YOUR
PARENTS ARE REALLY COOL.
387
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,408
OH, GOOD, I'M THE LUCKY
BOY WITH THE COOL PARENTS.
388
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,255
YOUR MOM WAS SITTING
ON YOUR DAD'S SHOULDERS.
389
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,645
IT WAS ADORABLE.
390
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,280
I DON'T WANT ADORABLE PARENTS.
391
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,182
CORY, YOU WANT ADORABLE PARENTS?
392
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,295
NOPE. I JUST WANT
THEM TO MAKE ME LUNCH
393
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,486
AND PICK ME UP FROM CAMP.
394
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,855
OH, I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU
THE WORST THING THEY DID.
395
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:40,190
WHAT DID THEY DO?
396
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,492
HEY!
397
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,362
THEY WORE THAT.
398
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,630
HOT CONCERT, HUH?
399
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:47,865
YEAH, HOT, DAD.
400
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,100
WHAT'S THE MATTER? DIDN'T
YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD TIME?
401
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,234
I HAD A GOOD TIME.
402
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:52,381
OH, YEAH, I HAD A GOOD TIME.
403
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,537
TIME OF MY LIFE!
404
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,750
COME ON, HEATHER.
I'M TAKING YOU HOME.
405
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,575
ERIC, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
406
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,810
WELL, THE PROBLEM IS
THAT I'VE WAITED ALL YEAR
407
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,612
TO TAKE HEATHER TO
THE AEROSMITH CONCERT.
408
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:02,681
WHEN I FINALLY DO,
409
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,925
I SHOULD BE HAVING
THE TIME OF MY LIFE.
410
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,983
BUT I'M NOT. YOU KNOW WHY?
411
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:06,984
NO, WHY?
412
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:07,985
CORY.
413
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:11,322
WHAT? I'M INVOLVED.
THIS IS INTERESTING.
414
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:14,192
BECAUSE MY PARENTS
ARE HAVING MY GOOD TIME.
415
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,327
IN BETTER SEATS.
416
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,962
WHY SHOULD OUR GOOD TIME
417
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,375
GET IN THE WAY OF
YOUR GOOD TIME?
418
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,664
YOU'RE MY PARENTS!
419
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,400
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO HAVE ANY FUN.
420
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:23,901
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE
421
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,203
AND WAIT FOR ME TO GET HOME.
422
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,070
AND HOW COME I'M HOME FIRST?
423
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,739
WE HAD BACKSTAGE PASSES.
424
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,242
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S
IT. CORY, MOVE OVER.
425
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,744
I'M SITTING NEXT TO YOU
IN THE LOSER'S COUCH.
426
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,291
YOU LOST THAT GEOGRAPHY THING,
427
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,159
AND I LOST MY MUSIC, MY PARENTS,
428
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,293
MY ENTIRE GENERATION.
429
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,751
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY
FOR THE LAST 300 HOURS,
430
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,020
AND I HAVE NOTHING
TO SHOW FOR IT.
431
00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:44,500
I HAD TO WAIT IN LINE ALL NIGHT
432
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,823
TO GET THOSE TICKETS.
433
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,191
THE ONLY THING I HAVE
TO SHOW FOR IT IS...
434
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,028
SONNY AND CHER.
435
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:54,432
ERIC, I'M SORRY, AND I KNOW
IT'S TOUGH TO HEAR THIS,
436
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,412
BUT YOUR MOTHER AND I
ARE AT AN AWKWARD AGE.
437
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,870
WE'RE PARENTS, BUT
WE'RE NOT DEAD YET.
438
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,083
FINE. GLAD SOMEBODY
HAD A GOOD TIME.
439
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,975
COME ON, HEATHER.
I'M TAKING YOU HOME.
440
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,811
ERIC, STOP RIGHT THERE.
441
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,448
SIT BACK IN THAT
COUCH, BOTH OF YOU.
442
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,883
JOIN ME ON THE COUCH, HEATHER?
443
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,523
CORY, UPSTAIRS.
444
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,458
WHY? I'M NOT REMOTELY TIRED.
445
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,527
CORY.
446
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,995
BUT SUDDENLY, I'M
OVERCOME WITH FATIGUE.
447
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,497
COME ON, SWEETIE.
448
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:29,867
BUT I WANT TO WATCH
ERIC GET YELLED AT.
449
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:32,836
LOTS OF OPPORTUNITIES FOR THAT.
450
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,665
YOU KNOW, DAD, IT REALLY
WOULDN'T BE TOO COOL
451
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,941
TO START YELLING AT ME
IN FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND.
452
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,687
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
453
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,745
I HAD A FATHER LIKE
THE ONE YOU WANT.
454
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,313
BUT WHAT I WANTED
455
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:47,885
WAS A FATHER LIKE
THE ONE YOU GOT.
456
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,319
LIVE WITH IT.
457
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:56,560
DID MY PARENTS JUST
LEAVE US ALONE... TOGETHER?
458
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,063
YEAH, I THINK THEY JUST DID.
459
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:04,435
I'M THE LUCKY BOY
WITH THE COOL PARENTS.
460
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:05,636
NOT THAT COOL!
461
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,148
MR. MINKUS...
462
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:21,051
I SEE YOU'VE ABANDONED
YOUR MTV LOOK.
463
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,521
WELL, NOTHING AGAINST
CINDY CRAWFORD,
464
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:27,290
BUT I'M MORE OF A CONNIE
CHUNG KIND OF GUY.
465
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:31,562
WELL, SOMETIMES A MAN
DOESN'T KNOW HIMSELF
466
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,008
UNTIL HE'S WALKED A MILE
467
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,499
IN ANOTHER MAN'S
HUMUNGOUS PANTS.
468
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:41,439
HEY, MINKUS. WHO
OWNS THE TUAMOTUS?
469
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,540
FRANCE.
470
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:43,608
OH.
471
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,549
HE WOULD'VE BROUGHT
HOME THE BIG 6, WOULDN'T HE?
472
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,083
VERY LIKELY.
473
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:59,022
WELL, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I TRIED MY HARDEST.
474
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,624
DID YOU?
475
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:03,594
DO YOU REALLY FEEL
YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST,
476
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,895
THAT YOU STUDIED
477
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,365
AS HARD AS YOU POSSIBLY COULD?
478
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,766
YEAH, I DO.
479
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:14,337
YOU KNOW, MR. MATTHEWS,
MANY 15th CENTURY EXPLORERS
480
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:17,207
BELIEVED THAT
GEOGRAPHY MEANT TAKING
481
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,010
THEIR LITTLE BOAT
AS FAR AS IT COULD GO
482
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,746
BEFORE IT FELL OFF THE EARTH.
483
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,548
YOU HAVE PUSHED YOURSELF
484
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,750
TO YOUR FARTHEST LATITUDES.
485
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,887
AND NOT ONLY DID YOU
NOT TOPPLE OVER THE EDGE,
486
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,633
BUT, I BELIEVE, TOGETHER,
487
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:35,192
WE HAVE CHARTED NEW TERRITORY.
488
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:36,326
WHAT'S THIS?
489
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,929
THAT IS THIS WEEK'S
GEOGRAPHY EXAM.
490
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,698
I GOT AN "A"?
491
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:42,199
YES, IT'S AN "A."
492
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:45,169
CONGRATULATIONS, MR. MATTHEWS.
493
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,045
WE WON.
494
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,169
Sports Announcer:
THERE ARE 2 OUTS,
495
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:09,337
AND BARRY BONDS
STEPS UP TO THE PLATE.
496
00:22:09,361 --> 00:22:10,739
THE PITCHER WINDS UP AND...
497
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,273
Second Announcer: WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE, ED.
498
00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:14,543
IT LOOKS LIKE THE BAT BOY IS
RUNNING OUT ONTO THE FIELD!
499
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,967
SHE SEEMS TO BE
CARRYING A BANNER,
500
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,847
AND SHE'S HOLDING IT UP, JOHN.
501
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,137
GOSH, ED, WHAT'S IT SAY?
502
00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:23,841
IT SAYS, "GET FRANCE
OUT OF THE TUAMOTUS."
503
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:25,643
WHERE ARE THE TUAMOTUS, ED?
504
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:27,388
WELL, I GUESS THEY'RE
IN FRANCE, JOHN.
505
00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:29,813
HEY, YOU KNOW I ALWAYS
THOUGHT THE TUAMOTUS
506
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:32,550
WERE THE INDIGENOUS
PEOPLES OF TIERRA DEL FUEGO.
507
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:34,084
OH, NO, JOHN.
508
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,319
THOSE ARE THE YAHGANS.
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