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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:15,279 --> 00:01:18,669 ♪ FREEDOM BUG 2 00:01:18,713 --> 00:01:22,539 ♪ KEEP IT UP 3 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,756 ♪ FREEDOM BUG 4 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,018 ♪ KEEP IT UP 5 00:01:29,061 --> 00:01:31,279 ♪ WHY, WHAT'S INSIDE? 6 00:01:31,322 --> 00:01:34,713 ♪ WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 7 00:01:35,366 --> 00:01:36,626 ♪ YOU GOT TIME 8 00:01:36,669 --> 00:01:38,061 ♪ NO TIME TO HIDE 9 00:01:38,105 --> 00:01:41,582 ♪ NO TIME TO FIGHT 10 00:01:41,626 --> 00:01:43,061 ♪ LET IT GO 11 00:01:43,105 --> 00:01:48,061 ♪ ONCE YOU GO, OUT COMES THE TIDE ♪ 12 00:01:48,105 --> 00:01:50,322 ♪ GONNA LEAVE MY FARM 13 00:01:50,366 --> 00:01:52,235 ♪ GONNA LEAVE MY FEET 14 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,366 ♪ HOW'S THAT SO BAD? 15 00:01:56,061 --> 00:01:59,974 ♪ FREEDOM BUG 16 00:02:00,018 --> 00:02:03,235 ♪ KEEP IT UP 17 00:02:03,279 --> 00:02:06,713 ♪ FREEDOM BUG 18 00:02:06,756 --> 00:02:10,626 ♪ FEELIN' GOOD 19 00:02:41,141 --> 00:02:44,766 Smuggler FM. 20 00:02:44,908 --> 00:02:46,498 That's a wonderful new jingle, Gordon. 21 00:02:46,607 --> 00:02:48,732 Someone's been busy in the back room. Eh, Dan? 22 00:02:48,808 --> 00:02:50,172 - Play it again? - Why not? 23 00:02:50,275 --> 00:02:52,331 Smuggler FM. 24 00:02:52,407 --> 00:02:54,532 Smashing. You know, Gordon... 25 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:58,040 - I hear an anecdote coming on. - The other day, someone said to me... 26 00:02:58,141 --> 00:03:00,572 "what's it like living in the last county in England?" 27 00:03:00,674 --> 00:03:04,572 And I said, "Cornwall’s not the last county, it's the first." 28 00:03:14,574 --> 00:03:17,131 Mmm... all right. 29 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:30,599 - Hey, what's that? - That is our new window. 30 00:03:30,741 --> 00:03:32,367 Our new window? 31 00:03:32,507 --> 00:03:35,302 I just woke up and thought a window would be great there. 32 00:03:37,707 --> 00:03:40,798 Chloe, we're going around the world... 33 00:03:40,874 --> 00:03:43,863 we don't need a new window. 34 00:03:48,607 --> 00:03:52,767 JC... there's a sock on your, um... 35 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:55,636 it's in mourning. It's sad. 36 00:03:55,774 --> 00:03:59,002 I mean, six weeks without love is a very long time. 37 00:03:59,075 --> 00:04:01,166 But, now, all that's over. 38 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,035 No more suffering. 39 00:04:03,175 --> 00:04:04,834 Yeah? 40 00:04:05,007 --> 00:04:06,701 No more back pain. 41 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,068 Just you and me... 42 00:04:11,207 --> 00:04:13,765 and a whole lot of catching up to do. 43 00:04:16,207 --> 00:04:18,901 So, just lie back and relax. 44 00:04:21,374 --> 00:04:23,840 And let the Jeepster do the work. 45 00:04:27,707 --> 00:04:28,968 Breakfast? 46 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:29,904 Breakfast? 47 00:04:30,041 --> 00:04:31,666 Trifles sound good? 48 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:35,865 You are feeling better. 49 00:04:38,307 --> 00:04:39,603 Hey... 50 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:45,063 Nice pinny. 51 00:04:45,175 --> 00:04:45,664 Shhh! 52 00:04:48,274 --> 00:04:49,639 What's going on? 53 00:04:49,741 --> 00:04:51,933 - Surf. - Surf? 54 00:05:04,542 --> 00:05:06,803 Six foot and clean? 55 00:05:13,674 --> 00:05:14,901 Come on! 56 00:05:21,453 --> 00:05:23,582 ♪ WELL, YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A CAR ♪ 57 00:05:23,626 --> 00:05:28,713 ♪ YOU'VE GOT A HUBCAP DIAMOND STAR HALO ♪ 58 00:05:28,756 --> 00:05:30,279 ♪ YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A CAR 59 00:05:30,322 --> 00:05:32,105 ♪ OH, YEAH 60 00:05:32,507 --> 00:05:35,632 Chloe... you're going to kill me. 61 00:05:35,707 --> 00:05:38,003 I've really screwed up. I've got a lesson. 62 00:05:39,674 --> 00:05:41,333 What, now? 63 00:05:42,207 --> 00:05:43,538 Sorry. 64 00:05:43,641 --> 00:05:47,004 The kids, they're... 65 00:05:47,107 --> 00:05:48,664 waiting. 66 00:06:35,774 --> 00:06:37,932 Crab, not again, man? 67 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,031 Moose, you dragged me out of bed for this. 68 00:06:42,174 --> 00:06:44,164 - He promised. - It's coming. 69 00:06:44,941 --> 00:06:46,702 Oh, shape. 70 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:49,568 Yeah, two weeks, four days and every night. 71 00:06:49,707 --> 00:06:52,298 - It's coming - unbelievable. 72 00:06:52,741 --> 00:06:54,331 What have you got there, shape? 73 00:06:54,474 --> 00:06:56,464 Hawaiian seaweed. 74 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,803 Call upon the gods of the islands... 75 00:06:58,874 --> 00:07:02,170 to send waves, sprinkle it upon the water... 76 00:07:02,274 --> 00:07:07,332 and chant the sacred name of "makahee... kee". 77 00:07:07,407 --> 00:07:08,873 How do you think you say this? 78 00:07:09,007 --> 00:07:10,997 Shape, please, spare us the guru shit. 79 00:07:11,075 --> 00:07:14,439 How many days good surf do we get in Cornwall? 80 00:07:14,541 --> 00:07:16,769 I don't know. About one in ten. 81 00:07:16,841 --> 00:07:19,105 - And how about Hawaii? - Endless summer, man. 82 00:07:19,141 --> 00:07:22,595 Yeah, can't wait. One perfect barrel after another. 83 00:07:25,207 --> 00:07:27,799 All right for you. What have we got to look forward to? 84 00:07:27,941 --> 00:07:30,066 Winter. What a bummer. 85 00:07:30,141 --> 00:07:31,367 We get gnarly waves. 86 00:07:31,441 --> 00:07:34,305 When you've broken the ice. 87 00:07:34,441 --> 00:07:38,067 Makaheekee. Makaheekee... 88 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:41,605 makaheekee... makaheekee... 89 00:07:41,707 --> 00:07:43,297 makaheekee! 90 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:49,132 Makaheekee! 91 00:07:57,274 --> 00:08:00,366 ...smuggler fm. 92 00:08:00,441 --> 00:08:02,634 All these young people seem to want to leave in the winter. 93 00:08:02,707 --> 00:08:04,297 It does get quite bleak, round about. 94 00:08:04,441 --> 00:08:07,134 Bleak's an awful strong word. I won't hear bleak. 95 00:08:07,274 --> 00:08:10,866 - "Damp", maybe then? - "Fresh", I'll give you fresh. 96 00:08:18,274 --> 00:08:20,604 Well, I've never been one for foreign travel... 97 00:08:20,707 --> 00:08:23,434 not with all the beauty of Cornwall on my doorstep. 98 00:08:23,574 --> 00:08:26,005 Well, it seems this young lady is going all around the world. 99 00:08:26,107 --> 00:08:28,005 And we wish Chloe well on her trip to paradise. 100 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,800 Huh, with a special request from someone called... 101 00:08:30,941 --> 00:08:32,702 ...the Jeepster. 102 00:08:37,774 --> 00:08:40,070 Wait for it, remember I don't want to see any dragging feet. 103 00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:42,935 It's one clean movement, and... 104 00:08:43,074 --> 00:08:44,097 paddle, paddle, paddle, 105 00:08:44,174 --> 00:08:45,333 paddle, paddle, paddle... 106 00:08:45,407 --> 00:08:47,804 up! 107 00:08:47,907 --> 00:08:49,203 Yeah. 108 00:08:50,174 --> 00:08:51,731 When are we going in the water? 109 00:08:51,841 --> 00:08:55,136 Listen, this is really good practice when there aren't any waves. 110 00:08:55,241 --> 00:08:56,797 My mum paid you to take me surfing. 111 00:08:56,907 --> 00:08:59,373 First rule of surfing... mellow out. 112 00:08:59,474 --> 00:09:01,804 Hippy! 113 00:09:01,907 --> 00:09:04,703 Hip-py! Hippy! 114 00:09:04,841 --> 00:09:08,000 Chloe, that's... that's gonna burn. 115 00:09:08,074 --> 00:09:10,506 I expect you had to tell the kids your shark story. 116 00:09:10,607 --> 00:09:14,732 - Chloe, it's burning, honestly. - It's supposed to caramelize. 117 00:09:14,807 --> 00:09:17,205 Yeah, it doesn't mean napalm it, does it? 118 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,796 Look... really, pass me the cream. 119 00:09:21,807 --> 00:09:23,398 Got any of that syrup? 120 00:09:32,074 --> 00:09:33,404 What? 121 00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:34,598 Nothing. 122 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:36,299 What? 123 00:09:36,441 --> 00:09:39,430 I just... er... like watching you cook. 124 00:09:39,507 --> 00:09:41,132 Yeah? 125 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,431 Nice pinny! 126 00:09:45,507 --> 00:09:47,939 Out! 127 00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:49,438 Okay, kids, what'll it be? 128 00:09:49,541 --> 00:09:50,199 Trifle. 129 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,670 - Yeah! - You're not old enough. 130 00:09:52,774 --> 00:09:54,263 Sorry, only one portion left... 131 00:09:54,374 --> 00:09:56,533 and I promised the great shark rider that he could have it. 132 00:09:56,607 --> 00:09:57,664 Yeah? 133 00:09:57,741 --> 00:09:59,639 Yeah. Tonight. 134 00:09:59,774 --> 00:10:01,103 And you'd better not have any other plans. 135 00:10:01,207 --> 00:10:04,367 Oh, no, no, I'm... all yours. 136 00:10:19,674 --> 00:10:22,140 Oh, I know, I know, JC, it's been too long. 137 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:25,264 No worries, me and Josh can handle it. 138 00:10:26,541 --> 00:10:28,370 Yeah... you, me, slim, Josh... 139 00:10:28,507 --> 00:10:30,336 all the boys together again. 140 00:10:31,606 --> 00:10:33,266 Yeah, all right. 141 00:10:33,407 --> 00:10:34,771 Sweet. See ya. 142 00:10:34,819 --> 00:10:39,211 ♪ IF ANY MAN HAS A REASON-- HOLY WEDLOCK ♪ 143 00:10:39,254 --> 00:10:41,428 ♪ HOLY WEDLOCK 144 00:10:41,471 --> 00:10:44,254 ♪ SPEAK--SPEAK NOW 145 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:46,233 JC's up for it? 146 00:10:46,307 --> 00:10:48,069 Of course. I told you he would be. 147 00:10:48,207 --> 00:10:50,036 - And he knows? - Sure. 148 00:10:53,674 --> 00:10:55,663 Do us a favor. 149 00:10:55,741 --> 00:10:58,298 Bang that gong when I give you a green light... yeah? 150 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,532 Yeah? Sweet. 151 00:11:00,606 --> 00:11:02,197 Hard as you can. 152 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:04,568 A nice one! 153 00:11:19,474 --> 00:11:20,996 Fuck...! 154 00:11:23,074 --> 00:11:24,233 Are you having a go at me? 155 00:11:24,307 --> 00:11:26,500 Just having a laugh. 156 00:11:29,148 --> 00:11:30,366 ♪ SPEAK NOW 157 00:11:30,409 --> 00:11:32,279 ♪ UHH, UHH 158 00:11:32,941 --> 00:11:34,702 ♪ FUCK...! 159 00:11:34,726 --> 00:11:36,769 ♪ IS THINE FAULT 160 00:11:37,541 --> 00:11:39,439 Excellent. Do I get royalties? 161 00:11:43,873 --> 00:11:47,635 What if some townie jerk buys this place? 162 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:50,331 - That's no drama, man. - He's right, you know. 163 00:11:50,441 --> 00:11:54,840 He'll probably turn it into a captain Ahab’s theme bar. 164 00:11:54,941 --> 00:11:56,803 Where are we gonna hang then? 165 00:11:56,941 --> 00:12:00,498 Crab... man, you're starting to stress. 166 00:12:02,741 --> 00:12:04,933 Eighty-eight. 167 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:09,363 You did eighty-eight? 168 00:12:09,441 --> 00:12:11,134 Eighty-eight. 169 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,035 What can I say, man? You know... congratulations. 170 00:12:17,174 --> 00:12:19,731 Ladies and gentlemen, the new king of the pipeline. 171 00:12:24,807 --> 00:12:27,069 Would the old king like to present the crown? 172 00:12:32,907 --> 00:12:36,305 Eighty-seven... come on! 173 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,032 Dig in, go on! 174 00:12:40,774 --> 00:12:42,296 Eighty-eight! 175 00:12:42,407 --> 00:12:44,168 Come on, one more... one more! 176 00:12:49,041 --> 00:12:50,700 Eighty nine! 177 00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:57,603 And still the king... yeah! 178 00:13:23,606 --> 00:13:25,095 thought you hated the press. 179 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,230 It's for my mum, all right? 180 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:37,198 Now, I know what you wear's important, Josh, so you choose. 181 00:13:37,307 --> 00:13:40,068 Which balaclava... green or blue? 182 00:14:01,406 --> 00:14:02,997 He's dead. 183 00:14:03,941 --> 00:14:06,270 They were only sleeping pills. 184 00:14:06,374 --> 00:14:07,965 Just how many did you give him? 185 00:14:08,074 --> 00:14:10,404 - Enough. - How many's enough? 186 00:14:10,506 --> 00:14:11,904 Enough. 187 00:14:13,074 --> 00:14:15,370 Plus a couple of extra to be on the safe side. 188 00:14:15,474 --> 00:14:15,940 Yeah... 189 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:19,598 if we end up in court, remember, you're the one who drugged him. 190 00:14:19,706 --> 00:14:21,831 Relax, I work a lot with pharmaceuticals. 191 00:14:21,907 --> 00:14:26,306 Oh, I'm sorry, I must have missed your six years at medical school. 192 00:14:26,406 --> 00:14:28,600 Look, I know what I'm doing. The good stuff for my mates... 193 00:14:28,674 --> 00:14:30,196 and flu pills for the punters. 194 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,901 Told you he'd be all right. 195 00:14:38,074 --> 00:14:39,869 I told you, no stag night, Dean. 196 00:14:40,007 --> 00:14:41,598 No getting pissed, and no old stripper... 197 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,264 making me rub baby oil into her pink bits. 198 00:14:44,374 --> 00:14:46,966 - It's not a stag night. - No? 199 00:14:47,107 --> 00:14:49,130 We're going surfing. 200 00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:51,330 Oh, my god! 201 00:14:53,207 --> 00:14:55,002 You can do this. 202 00:14:56,274 --> 00:14:57,967 You can do this. 203 00:15:01,474 --> 00:15:03,234 Painkillers. 204 00:15:21,907 --> 00:15:23,203 Yeah... 205 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,496 ♪ YOU'RE DIRTY AND SWEET 206 00:15:26,539 --> 00:15:30,582 ♪ CADILLAC, DON'T LOOK BACK, GIRL, I LOVE YOU ♪ 207 00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:35,105 ♪ YOU'RE DIRTY AND SWEET, OH, YEAH ♪ 208 00:15:36,409 --> 00:15:37,669 ♪ YOU'RE SLENDER AND WEAK 209 00:15:37,713 --> 00:15:42,192 ♪ YOU'VE GOT THE TEETH OF THE HYDRA UPON YOU ♪ 210 00:15:42,235 --> 00:15:46,974 ♪ YOU'RE DIRTY, SWEET, AND YOU'RE MY GIRL ♪ 211 00:15:48,235 --> 00:15:49,582 ♪ GET IT ON 212 00:15:49,626 --> 00:15:51,235 ♪ BANG A GONG 213 00:15:51,279 --> 00:15:54,235 ♪ GET IT ON 214 00:15:54,279 --> 00:15:55,061 OHH. 215 00:15:55,105 --> 00:15:58,061 ♪ GET IT ON 216 00:15:58,105 --> 00:15:59,061 ♪ BANG A GONG 217 00:15:59,105 --> 00:16:01,626 ♪ GET IT ON 218 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,169 trifle? 219 00:16:09,574 --> 00:16:13,165 I hope that's a 12-inch, 'cause this recipe takes forever. 220 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,535 And I want to hear you... 221 00:16:16,606 --> 00:16:18,197 Beg! 222 00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:29,322 ♪ YOU'RE MY GIRL 223 00:16:36,306 --> 00:16:37,864 please, Chloe... 224 00:16:38,192 --> 00:16:40,018 ♪ GET IT ON 225 00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,598 I love it when you beg. 226 00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:46,839 Don't just lie there... 227 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,565 I want to see wiggling. Wiggling. 228 00:16:49,706 --> 00:16:51,036 P- please, Chloe... 229 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,935 you'll have to do better than that. 230 00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:56,872 ♪ MACHINES AND A STAR KISS ♪ 231 00:16:56,915 --> 00:17:00,611 ♪ BABY, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 232 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,333 C- Chloe... please... 233 00:17:05,474 --> 00:17:07,201 good! 234 00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:09,169 But it's not good enough. 235 00:17:09,193 --> 00:17:11,193 ♪ YOU'RE MY GIRL 236 00:17:11,713 --> 00:17:14,105 ♪ GET IT ON 237 00:17:14,573 --> 00:17:16,130 Chloe...! 238 00:17:16,154 --> 00:17:18,676 ♪ GET IT ON 239 00:17:25,306 --> 00:17:26,739 What was that? 240 00:17:26,841 --> 00:17:28,430 - I'm not stayin'. - You're stayin', Terry. 241 00:17:28,573 --> 00:17:30,334 You can't make me enjoy myself. 242 00:17:30,474 --> 00:17:32,030 Oi, this is it. Number thirty. 243 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:33,503 The lights are still on, ring the bell. 244 00:17:33,606 --> 00:17:35,731 Oh, no... no need. 245 00:17:35,807 --> 00:17:36,670 No! 246 00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:37,865 Dean...! 247 00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:39,963 It'll be all right. 248 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,929 Six weeks without sex. 249 00:17:43,007 --> 00:17:47,030 But that didn't matter, just as long as you stayed king of the pipeline. 250 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:52,168 Don't tell me... it's going off! 251 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,304 - Oi... oi! - Oh, my god! 252 00:17:56,406 --> 00:17:58,304 Who the hell are they? 253 00:17:58,441 --> 00:18:00,202 They're mates from London. 254 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,896 Dean: Oi, JC! 255 00:18:02,007 --> 00:18:04,734 - Chloe, I grew up with them. - You never grew up! 256 00:18:10,107 --> 00:18:11,800 He'll be packing his bag! 257 00:18:14,706 --> 00:18:16,172 Told ya! 258 00:18:17,007 --> 00:18:19,734 I'll take them to the caravan and then I'll come straight back. 259 00:18:21,206 --> 00:18:22,968 Don't bother. 260 00:18:23,107 --> 00:18:24,504 What, you're throwing me out? 261 00:18:24,606 --> 00:18:26,902 Oh, yeah, that's mature. Yeah, go on, walk away! 262 00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:30,201 Now you know how it feels. You forgot something. 263 00:18:47,106 --> 00:18:49,402 There's... 264 00:18:49,506 --> 00:18:51,802 - there's a... - there's a what, Josh? 265 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,269 There's a strawberry sticking out of your shirt. 266 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,396 You can't beat this Cornish cream, can you? 267 00:18:58,506 --> 00:18:59,938 So, what... you kidnapped him? 268 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,767 Well, it's the only way we could get him away from his TV. 269 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,134 - Why couldn't we stay at her place? - Well, 'cause his bird freaked. 270 00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:06,105 She didn't freak, Dean. She was a bit surprised... 271 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,297 with the "apocalypse now" fireworks display. 272 00:19:08,374 --> 00:19:10,669 I need a place to sleep or I'm gonna get a migraine. 273 00:19:10,773 --> 00:19:13,001 I've got a much better place, Terry. 274 00:19:13,074 --> 00:19:14,563 You're gonna love it. 275 00:19:19,541 --> 00:19:21,335 Oh, god! 276 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,666 The property boom just sort of passed you by, didn't it, JC? 277 00:19:26,807 --> 00:19:30,467 Bastards! You kidnap me, then you expect me to sleep 278 00:19:30,606 --> 00:19:33,231 in this tin can with my sinuses! 279 00:19:33,374 --> 00:19:35,669 It's a lot bigger than it looks on the inside, ter. I promise. 280 00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:37,899 It's a bit like... you know, like the tardis. 281 00:19:38,007 --> 00:19:39,768 I can't sleep here! 282 00:19:42,409 --> 00:19:43,582 ♪ ONE LIFE 283 00:19:43,626 --> 00:19:44,453 ♪ ONLY GOT ONE 284 00:19:44,496 --> 00:19:46,322 ♪ ONE LIFE, NO FEAR 285 00:19:46,366 --> 00:19:47,756 ♪ ONE LIFE, NO FEAR 286 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,496 ♪ ONE LIFE, NO FEAR 287 00:19:49,539 --> 00:19:50,582 ♪ FUCK YOU, LONDON 288 00:19:50,626 --> 00:19:52,974 ♪ GOOD NIGHT 289 00:19:43,673 --> 00:19:48,799 One life! No fear! 290 00:19:55,473 --> 00:19:56,632 Why did we ever split up, man? 291 00:19:56,706 --> 00:19:59,501 - Our musical differences. - Musical inabilities. 292 00:19:59,641 --> 00:20:02,504 I can't believe slim used to play the drums. 293 00:20:03,373 --> 00:20:05,101 Whatever happened to him? 294 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:08,764 Running that pub. Thinks it'll fall down if he leaves it for ten minutes. 295 00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:10,304 And now he's getting married. 296 00:20:10,406 --> 00:20:11,997 Well, he has to, hasn't he? Fit in with his timetable. 297 00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:15,594 "I'm nearly thirty, time to get married." 298 00:20:17,406 --> 00:20:19,304 Well, you're as young as you feel, right? 299 00:20:19,441 --> 00:20:21,668 - You got any more coat hangers? - What? 300 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,797 How many clothes do you need, Josh? 301 00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:26,066 We don't all want to look like an agricultural laborer. 302 00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:31,896 So, what's the problem with your bird? 303 00:20:32,006 --> 00:20:34,700 No problem, Dean. Just try calling next time. 304 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,203 I thought you called. 305 00:20:36,306 --> 00:20:37,966 Why do you always have to make a meal out of everything? 306 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,800 We're here, aren't we? 307 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,769 Here... have a beer. 308 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:47,235 Remember the first time we came down? 309 00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:50,601 Yeah... just finished school. You nicked your dad's van. 310 00:20:50,673 --> 00:20:53,139 You stood up first time... total natural. 311 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,263 Now you're off 'round the world. 312 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,202 You've got it sussed, guy. 313 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,498 Yeah. One life... no fear. 314 00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:02,569 Yeah, live for today! 315 00:21:42,006 --> 00:21:44,472 ...smuggler fm. 316 00:21:44,573 --> 00:21:47,630 Now, it's time to join young bob, who's at the county livestock show. 317 00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:49,569 Bob: I am, Gordon... 318 00:21:49,706 --> 00:21:51,604 and one of the farmers has just told me to expect rain... 319 00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,535 'cause all his heifers are lying down. 320 00:21:53,673 --> 00:21:56,196 Well, the forecast is sunny with cloudy spells. 321 00:21:56,306 --> 00:21:58,296 His cows are lying down. 322 00:21:58,373 --> 00:22:00,635 My old mum used to swear by thistle dew. 323 00:22:05,506 --> 00:22:09,199 I remember an old boy saying to me, "frog spawn's best way of telling." 324 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:11,238 Well, I'm sure our listeners will want to... 325 00:22:13,074 --> 00:22:14,767 Terry's done a runner! 326 00:22:14,906 --> 00:22:17,236 What? He won't get far, man. 327 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,202 So, he took the bike. He has to go west. 328 00:22:24,206 --> 00:22:26,035 Well, it's the only way out of here. 329 00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:29,172 Problem is, though, it's gone half seven. 330 00:22:29,273 --> 00:22:31,034 It's milking time. 331 00:22:35,373 --> 00:22:36,361 So... 332 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:40,402 he doubles back, you see, and takes the path to the left. 333 00:22:40,473 --> 00:22:42,234 Now, he... he could go right, but that's uphill. 334 00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:45,202 Terry's a fat git... 335 00:22:45,273 --> 00:22:47,932 so he takes the path of least resistance. 336 00:22:48,074 --> 00:22:50,438 Downhill all the way. 337 00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:52,631 Now, you see, he realizes there's no turning back... 338 00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,002 there's no stopping. 339 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:58,198 Which means I reckon he's gonna end up... 340 00:22:58,273 --> 00:22:59,899 right here. 341 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,665 Right, since it's nearly eight o'clock and the tide's coming in... 342 00:23:03,807 --> 00:23:06,830 he's gonna be cut off. 343 00:23:07,606 --> 00:23:10,198 There's only one road in... one road out... 344 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,364 we can't miss him. 345 00:23:13,206 --> 00:23:15,968 - Morning, Terry. - Morning, Terry. You're up early. 346 00:23:16,106 --> 00:23:17,436 Bastards! 347 00:23:17,540 --> 00:23:19,665 Well, it's not exactly, er... California, is it? 348 00:23:21,106 --> 00:23:22,732 Where's the sand? 349 00:23:22,873 --> 00:23:25,771 There isn't any sand, Terry. 350 00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:27,896 It's reef. 351 00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:30,098 Goes all the way out to sea. 352 00:23:30,773 --> 00:23:33,069 You've just fallen onto the best break in England, Terry. 353 00:23:33,173 --> 00:23:35,163 Excellent... snap. 354 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,796 Looks flat to me. 355 00:23:36,906 --> 00:23:40,465 It takes a massive storm to set it off. 356 00:23:41,306 --> 00:23:42,863 The swell... 357 00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:45,098 it rushes in... 358 00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:47,401 then, smacks against the rock... 359 00:23:52,706 --> 00:23:54,535 and, boom! 360 00:23:54,673 --> 00:23:57,367 Biggest waves you've ever seen, man. 361 00:24:04,373 --> 00:24:05,839 You see, the wave... 362 00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:08,633 it sucks up all the water... 363 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,429 so you miss your take-off... 364 00:24:13,573 --> 00:24:16,232 it's gonna slam you straight into the slab. 365 00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:21,136 We call it, "the boneyard." 366 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,296 The boneyard? 367 00:24:24,373 --> 00:24:27,430 If I don't eat soon, I'm gonna get a migraine. 368 00:24:43,740 --> 00:24:47,228 Twelve foot. All time classic wave. 369 00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:52,397 Twelve foot? Wow... that's... big. 370 00:24:52,473 --> 00:24:54,632 I sense doubt. 371 00:24:54,706 --> 00:24:55,569 No, no, no... 372 00:24:55,706 --> 00:24:59,866 if you say it was twelve foot, then it was twelve foot. 373 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,135 Is there a system for measuring waves... 374 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,330 like a Pythagoras triangle thing or something... 375 00:25:10,406 --> 00:25:12,804 'cause you were pretty specific about twelve foot. 376 00:25:12,906 --> 00:25:14,600 - It was twelve foot, all right? - Yeah, twelve foot. 377 00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:17,205 - All right. - That's, er... 3.6 meters. 378 00:25:19,473 --> 00:25:21,769 - Hi, man. - All right, Essex? 379 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,305 - All right, man? - How are you doing? 380 00:25:23,406 --> 00:25:25,998 - Good, yeah. - How are you? All right? 381 00:25:27,706 --> 00:25:29,433 You're really a face, JC. 382 00:25:29,573 --> 00:25:33,005 Oh, yeah. Just... just remember I live here, all right? 383 00:25:33,106 --> 00:25:34,402 What, you think we're gonna embarrass you? 384 00:25:34,473 --> 00:25:36,666 No. Just don't ask for any beach boys records... 385 00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:39,138 and don't try using any surf-speak. 386 00:25:54,473 --> 00:25:56,734 All right? 387 00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:59,398 - Flat, isn't it? - Yeah. 388 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,505 Can you just... sit down, Dean? 389 00:26:05,173 --> 00:26:06,764 Sit down, take a look at a menu. 390 00:26:06,873 --> 00:26:09,236 I've just gotta go and sort some business out, all right? 391 00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:14,298 Crab... what are you doing? 392 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:16,236 Chloe had to nip out. 393 00:26:16,373 --> 00:26:17,964 Man: Oi, Crab, where's my food? 394 00:26:19,373 --> 00:26:21,202 That's my pinny. 395 00:26:22,705 --> 00:26:24,501 Have you seen this? 396 00:26:27,573 --> 00:26:30,971 "A little bird tells me, record producer Josh Tambini... 397 00:26:31,073 --> 00:26:34,597 seems to have scored another hit with supermodel Carla. 398 00:26:34,705 --> 00:26:38,570 Let's hope his next hit doesn't come from her heavyweight boxer husband." 399 00:26:38,705 --> 00:26:40,228 I mean, where do they get these stories? 400 00:26:40,339 --> 00:26:42,601 Another one for your mum's scrapbook, Josh. 401 00:26:42,673 --> 00:26:45,002 Everything's a joke, isn't it, Dean? 402 00:26:45,106 --> 00:26:46,766 No, it's shocking. 403 00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:51,071 - It's true, though, isn't it? - That's not the point. 404 00:26:52,740 --> 00:26:55,228 So... who are the grommets? 405 00:26:55,339 --> 00:26:57,998 Oh, they're... friends from London. 406 00:26:58,140 --> 00:26:59,696 They're cool. 407 00:27:15,573 --> 00:27:17,039 Yeah, Mike? 408 00:27:17,140 --> 00:27:18,900 Good piece, wasn't it? 409 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,130 Help with our arrangement? 410 00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:22,070 Listen, Dean... 411 00:27:22,206 --> 00:27:24,933 what you've given me is tittle tattle. 412 00:27:25,073 --> 00:27:26,936 Now, you wanna work for me, I want something big. 413 00:27:27,073 --> 00:27:28,834 Something life or death. Do you know what I mean? 414 00:27:29,006 --> 00:27:30,801 - Well, I'll work on it. - Well, good. 415 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:32,461 Yeah, all right. Bye. 416 00:27:49,506 --> 00:27:51,665 I'm telling you, Terry... 417 00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:54,331 it's no "happy ever after" fairy tale. 418 00:27:56,206 --> 00:27:57,433 Yeah, I know. 419 00:27:57,506 --> 00:27:59,801 Your marriage didn't work out. 420 00:27:59,873 --> 00:28:02,668 Exactly. 421 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:05,636 Just because men and women's genitalia happen to fit together... 422 00:28:05,773 --> 00:28:09,569 we think we're supposed to spend the rest of our lives together. 423 00:28:09,705 --> 00:28:11,365 You know what marriage is? 424 00:28:13,705 --> 00:28:18,070 De-sign... fault. 425 00:28:24,106 --> 00:28:25,265 It's not like that. 426 00:28:25,339 --> 00:28:27,464 Well, what do you and Sarah have in common? 427 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,271 We watch TV. 428 00:28:30,373 --> 00:28:32,566 Yeah, apart from watching TV? 429 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,935 - Watch videos. - What do you talk about? 430 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,801 - Well... - apart from TV... and videos. 431 00:28:48,306 --> 00:28:52,102 De-sign... 432 00:28:52,239 --> 00:28:54,534 fault. 433 00:29:09,192 --> 00:29:11,279 ♪ I WANT 434 00:29:11,626 --> 00:29:14,105 ♪ I NEED 435 00:29:21,006 --> 00:29:24,097 Do you really think a screwdriver's gonna make everything all right? 436 00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:28,167 Well, you see, this isn't any old screwdriver you see, Chloe... 437 00:29:28,239 --> 00:29:30,228 this actually is the king of screwdrivers. 438 00:29:30,306 --> 00:29:32,999 Shall I tell you what's so tremendous about this multi-speed beast? 439 00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:35,264 It's battery operated, which means you can use it... 440 00:29:35,339 --> 00:29:38,430 anywhere in the world. 441 00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:43,596 I'm not going around the world. 442 00:29:43,673 --> 00:29:44,969 What? 443 00:29:45,073 --> 00:29:46,369 I'm sorry about last night, but it's ridiculous. 444 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,099 I'm buying this place. 445 00:29:48,239 --> 00:29:49,829 You what? This dump? 446 00:29:50,006 --> 00:29:53,268 - They're selling it tomorrow. - Twenty-four hours and counting. 447 00:29:53,373 --> 00:29:55,771 - How are you gonna buy it? - Thought I might try money. 448 00:29:55,872 --> 00:29:57,463 Well, you can forget about the airline tickets, for a start. 449 00:29:57,605 --> 00:29:59,595 I mean, they're non-refundable. It says on them, "non-refundable." 450 00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:01,696 - Then, take a friend. - Oi, oi... 451 00:30:01,773 --> 00:30:04,204 surf's up! 452 00:30:04,306 --> 00:30:06,568 Dean, Dean... go away, go away! 453 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:10,263 Chloe... just... slow down. 454 00:30:10,339 --> 00:30:12,236 Yeah, let's just... think about this. 455 00:30:12,373 --> 00:30:15,464 I mean, it's... a bit like the bathroom. 456 00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:18,063 You wake up in the morning, you have this brilliant idea... 457 00:30:18,173 --> 00:30:20,298 tear everything down... 458 00:30:20,373 --> 00:30:22,430 and then you lose interest. 459 00:30:22,505 --> 00:30:24,165 Are you telling me I don't know what I'm doing? 460 00:30:24,306 --> 00:30:27,602 Chloe, you are wonderful. 461 00:30:27,673 --> 00:30:29,468 You're beautiful. 462 00:30:30,173 --> 00:30:32,332 But, yeah, you don't know what you're doing. 463 00:30:32,806 --> 00:30:36,295 Are you telling a woman with a pan of burning fat in her hand 464 00:30:36,406 --> 00:30:38,894 that she doesn't know what she's doing? 465 00:30:39,006 --> 00:30:40,097 Yeah, all right... all right... 466 00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:42,900 yeah, right. 467 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,504 You know what'd happen if you did buy it, don't you? 468 00:30:44,605 --> 00:30:45,367 What? 469 00:30:45,505 --> 00:30:47,028 - You'd end up like Terry. - Who's Terry? 470 00:30:47,139 --> 00:30:49,298 - Terry's done a runner. - Josh... in a minute, man. 471 00:30:49,373 --> 00:30:51,422 - We need you now, JC. - Josh, in a minute. 472 00:30:51,456 --> 00:30:53,471 - Who's Terry? - We'll talk about it later. 473 00:30:55,206 --> 00:30:58,797 There is no later. We're finished! 474 00:31:15,705 --> 00:31:20,433 She just gets these crazy ideas. I can talk her out of it. 475 00:31:20,573 --> 00:31:22,368 Take some advice... 476 00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:24,369 worst thing you could do is go running after her. 477 00:31:24,505 --> 00:31:26,028 What, you reckon? 478 00:31:26,139 --> 00:31:28,298 Absolutely. Just play it cool. 479 00:31:28,373 --> 00:31:30,100 Wait for her to see sense. 480 00:31:30,239 --> 00:31:32,602 Yeah, I mean, she's got no money. 481 00:31:32,705 --> 00:31:34,534 What's she gonna do? 482 00:31:35,306 --> 00:31:36,931 Yeah. 483 00:31:38,806 --> 00:31:40,102 Sarah? 484 00:31:40,206 --> 00:31:42,502 Sorry... I know, sorry. 485 00:31:42,605 --> 00:31:44,332 At JC's in Cornwall. 486 00:31:44,473 --> 00:31:45,961 Oi, it wasn't my idea. 487 00:31:46,073 --> 00:31:47,698 Listen, did you... 488 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,271 what, you think I'm not worried about my sinuses? 489 00:31:50,373 --> 00:31:51,600 Listen... 490 00:31:51,673 --> 00:31:53,433 did you tape "Arthur’s knights"? 491 00:31:53,573 --> 00:31:55,868 Hello? Hello? 492 00:31:56,006 --> 00:31:58,472 The phones aren't too reliable down here. 493 00:31:58,573 --> 00:32:01,868 I know you all think it's stupid, but I've got a wedding to arrange. 494 00:32:01,940 --> 00:32:04,167 I've got responsibilities. I've got people counting on me. 495 00:32:04,239 --> 00:32:05,898 And I'm not gonna let them down. 496 00:32:06,039 --> 00:32:08,096 Now... you say what you like... 497 00:32:08,173 --> 00:32:09,469 but I'm getting the next train out of here. 498 00:32:09,540 --> 00:32:11,835 All right, Terry, if that's the way you want it. 499 00:32:11,906 --> 00:32:14,031 That... is the way I want it. 500 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,497 Do you know what time the next train is? 501 00:32:18,573 --> 00:32:21,266 Let's see. That would be... 502 00:32:21,405 --> 00:32:23,894 - Tuesday. - Two days?! 503 00:32:24,006 --> 00:32:25,733 It's a small town. We're out of season. 504 00:32:25,872 --> 00:32:27,202 Bastards! 505 00:32:27,306 --> 00:32:28,896 Oh, come on, Terry. What can't you arrange on the phone? 506 00:32:29,006 --> 00:32:31,598 - Josh, lend him you're mobile. - You know how much the calls cost? 507 00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:34,171 That's all right, he can use mine. 508 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:38,168 Nice model. 509 00:32:38,273 --> 00:32:40,135 Now, I don't know about you lot... 510 00:32:40,273 --> 00:32:41,864 but I could use some blue juice. 511 00:32:42,006 --> 00:32:44,029 Oh, yes! 512 00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:55,595 Hello... hello? 513 00:32:55,705 --> 00:32:57,728 Push the button, Terry. Push the button, Terry! 514 00:32:57,806 --> 00:32:59,670 Hello? Where the hell are we going? 515 00:32:59,806 --> 00:33:01,568 It's a short cut. 516 00:33:05,106 --> 00:33:06,833 When you say the napkins are "prune"... 517 00:33:07,006 --> 00:33:08,835 are they more red, or purple? 518 00:33:11,672 --> 00:33:14,366 No, saying they're more "snapdragon" doesn't help. 519 00:33:14,505 --> 00:33:16,801 Right, we're gonna start off over there. 520 00:33:16,906 --> 00:33:20,531 - JC, the breaks are over there. - These do keep things dry, don't they? 521 00:33:20,672 --> 00:33:22,160 But you've got to start off slowly, man. 522 00:33:22,273 --> 00:33:23,864 You've got to treat the sea with a bit of respect... 523 00:33:24,006 --> 00:33:26,165 Dean, are you listening? Dean! 524 00:33:30,582 --> 00:33:32,409 ♪ FEELIN' GOOD 525 00:33:32,453 --> 00:33:34,061 ♪ FEELIN' GOOD 526 00:33:34,105 --> 00:33:36,061 ♪ FEELIN' GOOD 527 00:33:36,105 --> 00:33:37,582 ♪ FEELIN' GOOD 528 00:33:37,626 --> 00:33:39,409 ♪ FEELIN' GOOD 529 00:33:39,453 --> 00:33:41,061 ♪ FEELIN' GOOD 530 00:33:41,105 --> 00:33:43,018 ♪ FEELIN' GOOD 531 00:33:43,061 --> 00:33:45,713 ♪ FEELIN' GOOD 532 00:33:53,006 --> 00:33:54,801 I saw a turd! 533 00:33:54,939 --> 00:33:58,030 - It wasn't a turd, Terry. - What was it, a round brown fish? 534 00:33:58,106 --> 00:33:59,901 All right, mate. This wave's yours. Ready? 535 00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:02,164 Remember what I said. All the way in. Go, go, go. 536 00:34:02,239 --> 00:34:04,136 Go, Terry! 537 00:34:04,273 --> 00:34:05,533 All the way in! 538 00:34:05,605 --> 00:34:07,128 Go on, ter! 539 00:34:17,006 --> 00:34:18,528 What's happening? 540 00:34:21,273 --> 00:34:23,102 Starting to pick up. 541 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,068 But nothing for a big wave rider like you. 542 00:34:25,205 --> 00:34:27,831 Well, there's a storm coming, might set the boneyard off. 543 00:34:28,006 --> 00:34:29,801 - You going out there? - Well, you never know. 544 00:34:29,939 --> 00:34:33,427 Some stupid townie tried it once. He never came up. 545 00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:35,130 What, he killed himself? 546 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,068 JC's the only one who's done it. 547 00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:38,933 That's why he's a legend. 548 00:34:39,073 --> 00:34:41,061 My wave! 549 00:34:47,806 --> 00:34:49,170 Out of the way, out of the way! 550 00:34:49,273 --> 00:34:51,261 Comin' through! 551 00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:04,438 Piece of piss, this surfing! 552 00:35:04,572 --> 00:35:05,833 You're not going in? 553 00:35:05,906 --> 00:35:07,235 No. 554 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:11,132 Bury me anywhere... but don't bury me at sea. 555 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,065 My head hurts. 556 00:35:19,839 --> 00:35:22,361 Oh, I've got just the pill for you, Terry. 557 00:35:23,373 --> 00:35:25,770 Now, this... will make you feel much better. 558 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:34,968 Sorry about you and Chloe, man. 559 00:35:35,106 --> 00:35:36,765 It's all right, man. It's cool. It's nothing. 560 00:35:36,906 --> 00:35:38,895 If you're going around the world, do you mind if I have a crack at her? 561 00:35:42,672 --> 00:35:44,764 - We thought we'd do a collection. - A collection for what? 562 00:35:44,839 --> 00:35:47,236 - To help her buy the lease. - She's not buying the lease. 563 00:35:47,339 --> 00:35:49,930 She's coming 'round the world with me, all right? 564 00:36:29,373 --> 00:36:30,963 Radio: Now here's a fascinating letter... 565 00:36:31,073 --> 00:36:33,164 from one of our farmer listeners, Dan. 566 00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,227 Seems he found a way to farm at night. 567 00:36:35,305 --> 00:36:38,397 - How's he go about that, then? - So simple, it's brilliant. 568 00:36:38,472 --> 00:36:41,302 Lights... massive industrial lights. 569 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,735 Simple as milking a cow, eh? 570 00:36:42,839 --> 00:36:46,567 Just take a look at the productivity levels of his root vegetable crops. 571 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:50,001 Parsnips up, 32 percent, turnips, 37. 572 00:36:50,105 --> 00:36:52,004 And carrots... a whopping 45. 573 00:36:52,139 --> 00:36:54,627 Look, I live here. I can't afford to rip people off. 574 00:36:56,139 --> 00:36:58,434 It's good gear. 575 00:36:58,505 --> 00:36:59,232 All right. 576 00:36:59,373 --> 00:37:00,860 Sweet. 577 00:37:02,739 --> 00:37:04,864 Cheers, guys. 578 00:37:05,872 --> 00:37:07,395 Listen, Josh... 579 00:37:07,505 --> 00:37:11,097 I am not chasing after Chloe, all right? 580 00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:14,470 I've just got to see a man about a board. 581 00:37:15,472 --> 00:37:18,495 You can try and show Terry a good time, can't you? 582 00:37:19,006 --> 00:37:21,268 Yeah... I suppose so. 583 00:37:21,939 --> 00:37:25,167 - I know what I want to do. - You name it, ter. Anything, man. 584 00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,693 I want the biggest Cornish cream tea you've ever seen. 585 00:37:28,806 --> 00:37:30,897 Livin' on the edge, Terry. 586 00:37:56,505 --> 00:37:58,869 If everything was in harmony... 587 00:37:59,005 --> 00:38:00,631 do you think I could levitate? 588 00:38:00,772 --> 00:38:02,601 Save it for the tourists, shape. 589 00:38:03,839 --> 00:38:06,828 JC, there's something I want to tell you. 590 00:38:06,906 --> 00:38:09,428 Something a wise man once said. 591 00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:13,403 "A man who chases fairy tales... might miss his own happy ending." 592 00:38:13,540 --> 00:38:16,438 - Was this is in India? - King's cross station. 593 00:38:16,572 --> 00:38:19,368 But enlightenment often comes out of the mouths of fools. 594 00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:21,499 Yeah, well... 595 00:38:21,572 --> 00:38:23,664 I've got it all under control, man. 596 00:38:24,273 --> 00:38:26,102 You know, all this staying in... 597 00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,864 all this saving to go around the world? 598 00:38:30,005 --> 00:38:32,870 I've forgotten what it's all about. 599 00:38:36,339 --> 00:38:38,133 We had our first date on this bike. 600 00:38:38,273 --> 00:38:39,568 You were just kids, then. 601 00:38:39,639 --> 00:38:41,730 I'm still young at heart. 602 00:38:41,806 --> 00:38:43,635 And Chloe is, too. 603 00:38:45,005 --> 00:38:46,834 Just gotta remind her. 604 00:38:47,005 --> 00:38:48,403 Well, find harmony... 605 00:38:48,505 --> 00:38:50,403 and maybe I'll get to fly. 606 00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:53,334 You just mind out for all those pigs coming into land, shape. 607 00:38:54,173 --> 00:38:55,399 JC? 608 00:38:55,472 --> 00:38:56,495 Yeah? 609 00:38:56,572 --> 00:38:58,868 It's coming. 610 00:39:00,173 --> 00:39:01,798 Course it is, shape. 611 00:39:17,073 --> 00:39:19,300 What a broken down old wreck. 612 00:39:19,372 --> 00:39:20,838 Where are you going, JC? 613 00:39:20,939 --> 00:39:22,565 Oh, I'm just going down to the machine. 614 00:39:22,705 --> 00:39:24,467 Started body surfing? 615 00:39:25,639 --> 00:39:26,468 No board. 616 00:39:26,605 --> 00:39:29,400 No, no... I'm just gonna go and meet the boys down there. 617 00:39:29,540 --> 00:39:30,664 Oh. 618 00:39:30,739 --> 00:39:32,761 We can give him a lift, can't we, Chloe? 619 00:39:34,739 --> 00:39:36,931 - Ready? - Yeah... er, wait a sec. 620 00:39:40,105 --> 00:39:41,571 All right in the back, there? 621 00:39:41,672 --> 00:39:43,103 No problem... 622 00:39:50,505 --> 00:39:51,630 what's with the lights, man? 623 00:39:51,705 --> 00:39:54,001 She's throwing a rave. To get some money for the lease. 624 00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:07,466 One day the shaper's gonna get these brakes fixed. 625 00:40:15,272 --> 00:40:17,171 If you're gonna do it, Terry, do it in style. 626 00:40:17,305 --> 00:40:19,465 - My treat. - Oi, oi! 627 00:40:19,539 --> 00:40:21,767 Dean...! 628 00:40:21,839 --> 00:40:23,361 You've given him shit, haven't you? 629 00:40:23,472 --> 00:40:24,802 No, no... that's good "e". 630 00:40:25,705 --> 00:40:27,466 "Good 'e"'? 631 00:40:27,605 --> 00:40:30,197 Relax, will you? I know what I'm doing. I'm a professional. 632 00:40:30,305 --> 00:40:31,169 Dean... 633 00:40:31,305 --> 00:40:32,771 lawyers are professionals. 634 00:40:32,872 --> 00:40:34,531 Doctors are professionals. 635 00:40:34,672 --> 00:40:37,001 Drug dealers are not professionals. 636 00:40:52,772 --> 00:40:55,101 Remember our first date on that bike? 637 00:40:55,205 --> 00:40:56,796 Yeah... remember that? 638 00:40:58,305 --> 00:41:00,430 I hated that bike. 639 00:41:00,505 --> 00:41:01,630 You did? 640 00:41:01,705 --> 00:41:04,034 Why do you think the carb was always failing? 641 00:41:04,139 --> 00:41:06,570 If I hadn't busted it, you'd have never gotten rid of it... 642 00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:08,900 thinking how cool you looked. 643 00:41:13,505 --> 00:41:16,232 You know what a lease is, don't you, Chloe? 644 00:41:16,372 --> 00:41:18,600 It's a massive weight around your neck. 645 00:41:18,672 --> 00:41:21,866 Good! I'm tired of drifting. 646 00:41:21,939 --> 00:41:24,098 But you work so hard, you don't have time to party. 647 00:41:24,172 --> 00:41:26,331 And you know what happens when you don't party, don't you? 648 00:41:26,405 --> 00:41:28,234 You get stressed! 649 00:41:30,839 --> 00:41:33,304 It's stress and work, and work and stress. 650 00:41:33,405 --> 00:41:35,496 And before you know it, Chloe, before you know it... 651 00:41:35,572 --> 00:41:37,401 you're gonna end up like Terry. 652 00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:40,528 - Who's Terry? - Terry is boring. 653 00:41:40,605 --> 00:41:42,594 He's boring with a capital "b". 654 00:41:42,672 --> 00:41:44,228 He used to have a life, then he got his pub. 655 00:41:44,339 --> 00:41:47,169 And then... he changed, just like you're gonna change. 656 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,735 Yeah. 657 00:41:49,839 --> 00:41:52,464 Well, maybe it's just you who thinks he's boring. 658 00:41:54,939 --> 00:41:57,029 No way. 659 00:41:57,105 --> 00:42:00,128 You've just got to see him for yourself. 660 00:42:00,205 --> 00:42:02,603 You'll meet him at the rave tonight, Chloe. 661 00:42:27,872 --> 00:42:29,497 Fuck it! 662 00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:52,329 Come on, Terry. 663 00:42:52,405 --> 00:42:54,496 Can you hear music? 664 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:55,663 Cakes... 665 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,295 come and get your cakes, Terry. 666 00:42:57,405 --> 00:43:00,200 - What is that tune? - Those were the days. 667 00:43:04,172 --> 00:43:06,161 I gotta find out. 668 00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,898 Oh, thanks for your help, Josh. 669 00:43:09,039 --> 00:43:10,731 Come on, Terry. Come on. 670 00:43:14,005 --> 00:43:15,869 Yeah, yeah, yeah... 671 00:43:15,893 --> 00:43:17,936 ♪ PEOPLE, THEY WALK ON BY ♪ 672 00:43:17,980 --> 00:43:23,284 ♪ DON'T TRY TO LEND A HELPING HAND ♪ 673 00:43:23,328 --> 00:43:27,328 ♪ IF I COULD JUST SEE THAT GIRL AGAIN ♪ 674 00:43:27,371 --> 00:43:31,588 ♪ I'D BE A HAPPY MAN 675 00:43:32,936 --> 00:43:34,328 ♪ AND I'M LONELY 676 00:43:35,439 --> 00:43:37,530 I like it. I really do. 677 00:43:37,605 --> 00:43:40,127 Junior. Call me "junior". 678 00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:41,363 So I get the gig? 679 00:43:41,439 --> 00:43:44,030 I'm sorry. Just not what the kids are into anymore. 680 00:43:48,272 --> 00:43:53,102 "Lonely for you, baby". Sam Dees, 1968. 681 00:43:54,372 --> 00:43:57,066 The label, SSS international? 682 00:43:57,205 --> 00:43:57,728 All right? 683 00:43:57,839 --> 00:43:59,668 Does this look like a "mastermind" audition? 684 00:43:59,805 --> 00:44:01,396 What else you got here? 685 00:44:02,005 --> 00:44:03,971 Hey..."time will pass you by". 686 00:44:04,005 --> 00:44:06,267 We used to close the casino with this. 687 00:44:06,505 --> 00:44:08,664 They used to close Wigan with "I'm on my way". 688 00:44:08,739 --> 00:44:11,932 Listen, I was there when you were still wetting nappies. 689 00:44:12,005 --> 00:44:14,335 And it finished, "time will pass you by"... 690 00:44:14,439 --> 00:44:17,769 "I'm on my way", and "long after tonight is over". 691 00:44:17,872 --> 00:44:20,065 Every week, in that order. 692 00:44:20,139 --> 00:44:22,229 You went to the casino? 693 00:44:23,372 --> 00:44:25,201 Number 497. 694 00:44:26,839 --> 00:44:28,134 Aw, a real stomper... 695 00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,397 Ossie Sands' "price of pain". 696 00:44:31,505 --> 00:44:33,095 You know, I sampled this. 697 00:44:35,539 --> 00:44:37,869 You're Josh Tambini! 698 00:44:38,005 --> 00:44:42,335 Yeah, but don't go treating me like a superstar or something. 699 00:44:42,439 --> 00:44:44,428 It's no big deal. 700 00:45:33,472 --> 00:45:34,994 - Mike? - Yes, Dean? 701 00:45:35,105 --> 00:45:36,536 Somebody died. 702 00:45:36,639 --> 00:45:39,002 Really? Excellent. 703 00:45:39,105 --> 00:45:40,264 I thought you might like that. 704 00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:42,860 This is a life or death situation and we're gonna be there. 705 00:45:43,005 --> 00:45:44,528 Dean, I'm looking at an empty chair. 706 00:45:44,639 --> 00:45:46,934 You pull this off, and you get to sit there. 707 00:45:47,039 --> 00:45:48,527 Yeah. Cheers, Mike. 708 00:45:48,639 --> 00:45:50,661 - I'll talk to you later. Bye. - All right, bye-bye. 709 00:46:02,672 --> 00:46:04,194 Terry... Terry... 710 00:46:04,305 --> 00:46:05,736 Terry! 711 00:46:05,839 --> 00:46:07,134 Sit down. 712 00:46:17,439 --> 00:46:20,030 Bet you're feel a bit... 713 00:46:20,139 --> 00:46:22,127 horny, don't you? 714 00:46:22,205 --> 00:46:23,761 Yeah... 715 00:46:23,871 --> 00:46:25,770 I do feel... 716 00:46:29,704 --> 00:46:31,500 I do feel weird. 717 00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:33,127 All touchy. 718 00:46:33,238 --> 00:46:35,635 That's not "touchy", mate. That's horny. 719 00:46:36,472 --> 00:46:37,960 Look around. This place is perfect. 720 00:46:38,072 --> 00:46:40,300 It's full of women whose husbands are on the golf course. 721 00:46:41,572 --> 00:46:43,163 You see anything you fancy? 722 00:46:47,739 --> 00:46:50,932 I'm getting married. 723 00:46:51,005 --> 00:46:52,494 I'm not... 724 00:47:04,072 --> 00:47:06,163 that's Mary Fenton. 725 00:47:06,238 --> 00:47:07,999 What, the actress? 726 00:47:09,272 --> 00:47:10,760 Nah... 727 00:47:11,504 --> 00:47:14,732 - maybe... is it? She was, er... - Guinevere in "Arthur’s knights". 728 00:47:14,805 --> 00:47:16,669 Yeah, monday nights when we were kids. Is it? 729 00:47:16,805 --> 00:47:19,067 It is, it is. She's a goddess. 730 00:47:21,772 --> 00:47:23,567 She's smiling at you. 731 00:47:23,704 --> 00:47:25,761 You've got to go for it. 732 00:47:26,739 --> 00:47:27,999 I'm getting married. 733 00:47:28,072 --> 00:47:29,970 If you don't, I will. Guinevere's got a wet chastity belt. 734 00:47:30,105 --> 00:47:32,196 Leave her alone. 735 00:47:33,439 --> 00:47:35,200 Dean: Well, come on, she's leaving. 736 00:47:39,138 --> 00:47:41,366 Mary! 737 00:47:42,772 --> 00:47:44,135 Come on. 738 00:47:44,238 --> 00:47:47,234 Three top ten hits is no big deal. 739 00:47:47,269 --> 00:47:50,231 I can hardly remember their names. 740 00:47:50,472 --> 00:47:53,666 "Techno holiday", "techno toyland"... 741 00:47:53,739 --> 00:47:56,636 and, "techno techno techno"? 742 00:47:56,771 --> 00:47:58,328 Yeah. 743 00:47:58,805 --> 00:48:00,863 You've got to come tonight, Josh. 744 00:48:00,939 --> 00:48:04,064 I know so many people who'd kill to meet you. 745 00:48:04,138 --> 00:48:06,161 Yeah, well, I'll try, but, er... 746 00:48:06,238 --> 00:48:07,931 I'm kind of tied up. 747 00:48:09,372 --> 00:48:11,395 Well, try hard. 748 00:48:17,739 --> 00:48:20,500 Smuggler fm. 749 00:48:20,639 --> 00:48:22,366 We're going right over to join young bob... 750 00:48:22,504 --> 00:48:24,834 who's out on the high seas with the fisher boys. 751 00:48:24,939 --> 00:48:29,734 Yes, so I am. And we're being pitched and tossed from side to side. 752 00:48:29,871 --> 00:48:34,327 The fishermen tell me this is the start of a major swell. 753 00:48:34,439 --> 00:48:36,996 Hey, coming up pretty rough, is it, bob? 754 00:48:38,039 --> 00:48:40,197 - Bob? - He's throwing up. 755 00:48:40,272 --> 00:48:43,260 Oh... well... I hope that bad weather doesn't head inland... 756 00:48:43,338 --> 00:48:45,167 because we've got some event news. 757 00:48:45,305 --> 00:48:47,896 - Yes... do you like to rave? - By golly, who doesn't? 758 00:48:48,005 --> 00:48:49,698 Get along to whicker point tonight. 759 00:48:49,839 --> 00:48:51,360 You'll not only have a great night out... 760 00:48:51,472 --> 00:48:52,869 but you'll be helping a local girl 761 00:48:53,005 --> 00:48:55,334 who's trying to buy the world famous aqua shack. 762 00:48:55,439 --> 00:48:58,303 She's only got 24 hours to raise the money... 763 00:48:58,439 --> 00:49:01,632 but smuggler fm is right behind her. 764 00:49:07,005 --> 00:49:09,233 Where's Terry? 765 00:49:09,305 --> 00:49:11,532 - It's about time you got back. - What's that mean, Dean? 766 00:49:11,604 --> 00:49:12,968 We come all the way down here... 767 00:49:13,072 --> 00:49:15,061 and you're more worried about chasing after some bird. 768 00:49:15,138 --> 00:49:17,160 Chloe is not a "bird". 769 00:49:17,238 --> 00:49:19,329 Dean, we're surfers. 770 00:49:19,404 --> 00:49:21,303 - The word is "babe". - Oh, yeah, sorry. "babe". 771 00:49:21,439 --> 00:49:23,870 What I've been doing is checking out the best place for us to go tonight. 772 00:49:24,005 --> 00:49:25,767 I've already sorted us. 773 00:49:28,372 --> 00:49:31,360 It's the village hall, man. I'm talkin' about a rave. 774 00:49:31,439 --> 00:49:33,166 Rave? Oh, yes. 775 00:49:33,305 --> 00:49:34,895 Oh, no. 776 00:49:35,038 --> 00:49:36,766 Guess you're outvoted, Josh. 777 00:49:38,539 --> 00:49:40,402 Anyway, where is Terry? 778 00:49:40,539 --> 00:49:42,834 Oh, he's... he's outside. 779 00:49:42,905 --> 00:49:44,565 I never saw him. 780 00:49:44,704 --> 00:49:46,602 Maybe he caught one. 781 00:49:47,704 --> 00:49:50,694 Oh, no, Dean... you haven't! 782 00:49:50,771 --> 00:49:52,294 E, e, e, e, e, e... 783 00:49:52,404 --> 00:49:52,961 Terry! 784 00:49:53,072 --> 00:49:55,163 I love you! 785 00:49:56,472 --> 00:49:58,199 Dean: Go for it, my son! 786 00:49:58,338 --> 00:50:00,701 I love you, I love you... 787 00:50:01,072 --> 00:50:03,470 come here... 788 00:50:03,572 --> 00:50:05,197 come here! 789 00:50:20,338 --> 00:50:22,395 Strong swell. 790 00:50:22,472 --> 00:50:24,301 Gonna be big. 791 00:50:24,439 --> 00:50:26,496 Real big. 792 00:50:26,572 --> 00:50:29,402 Maka-hee-kee! Yes! 793 00:50:44,704 --> 00:50:46,260 Terry: Oi, oi! 794 00:50:50,072 --> 00:50:51,595 Terry? 795 00:50:51,704 --> 00:50:53,329 Talk about the stocktaking. 796 00:50:53,472 --> 00:50:54,495 Stocktaking? 797 00:50:54,572 --> 00:50:55,696 Stocktaking. 798 00:50:55,771 --> 00:50:57,760 Talk about... stocktaking. 799 00:50:59,704 --> 00:51:01,466 See if there are any maps back there, will you? 800 00:51:01,604 --> 00:51:02,968 Josh, we don't need a map. 801 00:51:03,072 --> 00:51:05,129 Terry, tell her all about the paperwork. 802 00:51:05,205 --> 00:51:06,932 She wants to hear about the paperwork. 803 00:51:07,072 --> 00:51:09,368 - Headache pill, Dean? - A corset? 804 00:51:11,639 --> 00:51:13,035 This yours, JC? 805 00:51:13,138 --> 00:51:15,229 No... yes, it's mine. 806 00:51:15,304 --> 00:51:18,828 I strained myself surfing. Just acts like a big bandage. 807 00:51:18,938 --> 00:51:20,801 Because, "you're as young as you feel"... 808 00:51:20,938 --> 00:51:22,097 granddad! 809 00:51:23,839 --> 00:51:26,736 Will you fuck off, Dean! 810 00:51:26,871 --> 00:51:28,336 Getting sick of you, man. 811 00:51:28,439 --> 00:51:31,132 You fucked Terry up, and you wanna take the piss outta me. 812 00:51:31,272 --> 00:51:32,828 I'm having a laugh. 813 00:51:32,938 --> 00:51:34,801 You're acting like a yob. 814 00:51:43,504 --> 00:51:45,766 There's no sign. 815 00:51:46,839 --> 00:51:48,497 Wait a minute. 816 00:51:49,304 --> 00:51:51,567 If that's not a sign, I don't know what is. 817 00:51:54,304 --> 00:51:55,930 We better follow him. 818 00:52:03,771 --> 00:52:04,998 Oi... 819 00:52:05,072 --> 00:52:06,765 I know I'm not supposed to speak, or anything... 820 00:52:06,905 --> 00:52:09,201 but, can I just point out that Terry's missing? 821 00:52:17,671 --> 00:52:19,365 Terry! 822 00:52:20,038 --> 00:52:21,765 Terry! 823 00:52:27,005 --> 00:52:28,494 Shit. 824 00:52:29,372 --> 00:52:30,769 - What? - Shit. 825 00:52:30,871 --> 00:52:32,234 What?! 826 00:52:32,338 --> 00:52:34,667 I've just stepped in cow shit. 827 00:52:36,072 --> 00:52:37,935 What's wrong? Too old to party? 828 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:40,368 I don't pretend I'm eighteen. 829 00:52:48,404 --> 00:52:49,098 Wow! 830 00:52:50,669 --> 00:52:53,669 ♪ GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE 831 00:52:54,453 --> 00:52:57,061 ♪ GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT 832 00:52:57,105 --> 00:52:59,669 ♪ GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE ♪ 833 00:52:59,713 --> 00:53:01,235 YEAH! 834 00:53:01,496 --> 00:53:03,192 ♪ GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT 835 00:53:03,235 --> 00:53:04,582 ♪ GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE ♪ 836 00:53:04,626 --> 00:53:08,756 ♪ GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING INSIDE YOUR HEAD MOVE ♪ 837 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:09,930 ♪ GONNA MAKE YOU DREAM 838 00:53:09,974 --> 00:53:13,496 ♪ GONNA TAKE EVERYTHING TO THE EXTREME ♪ 839 00:53:13,539 --> 00:53:17,018 ♪ I NEED SOMETHING STRONGER ♪ 840 00:53:17,061 --> 00:53:20,974 ♪ I NEED SOMETHING STRONGER ♪ 841 00:53:21,713 --> 00:53:23,974 ♪ LONG WAY UP 842 00:53:24,018 --> 00:53:30,669 ♪ I NEED SOMETHING STRONGER ♪ 843 00:53:32,038 --> 00:53:34,095 Terry...! 844 00:53:36,871 --> 00:53:38,769 Oh, no... 845 00:53:38,905 --> 00:53:40,427 excrement! 846 00:53:58,072 --> 00:53:59,663 Toe-toe-toe... 847 00:54:01,838 --> 00:54:03,326 great lyrics. 848 00:54:04,471 --> 00:54:07,097 It's based on futurist repetitive poetry. 849 00:54:08,671 --> 00:54:11,159 But I wouldn't expect you to understand. 850 00:54:18,238 --> 00:54:20,499 Terry, man... Terry, get down, man. 851 00:54:20,571 --> 00:54:23,265 - Go for it, ter! - Thanks a lot, Dean. 852 00:54:23,439 --> 00:54:25,029 Dean: Terry! 853 00:54:29,038 --> 00:54:30,628 That's Terry? 854 00:54:30,738 --> 00:54:32,295 Chloe... he's not normally like that. 855 00:54:32,404 --> 00:54:34,302 Must be the sea air, huh? 856 00:54:35,805 --> 00:54:36,464 Chloe...! 857 00:54:36,604 --> 00:54:39,502 Seen the weather, man? It's gonna go off... big time. 858 00:54:39,639 --> 00:54:40,626 Massive. 859 00:54:40,704 --> 00:54:42,795 - Boneyard massive? - Chloe! 860 00:54:42,871 --> 00:54:45,099 Forget Chloe, man. This is about the boneyard. 861 00:54:45,172 --> 00:54:46,694 Surf it. You'll be a hero. 862 00:54:46,805 --> 00:54:48,498 - Leave it, Dean! - Come on, JC... 863 00:54:48,639 --> 00:54:51,469 - you've got to do it. - Don't gotta do anything. 864 00:54:59,105 --> 00:55:01,669 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪ 865 00:55:03,756 --> 00:55:05,669 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪ 866 00:55:08,004 --> 00:55:10,766 - Fifteen quid a pill. - I'll give you 40 for these three. 867 00:55:10,905 --> 00:55:13,666 - Look, it's good gear. - It's shit. 868 00:55:15,404 --> 00:55:16,995 All right, all right. I ripped you off... 869 00:55:43,604 --> 00:55:45,593 Dean...? What's up, man? 870 00:55:46,304 --> 00:55:48,566 I fucked up. 871 00:55:48,638 --> 00:55:50,467 Didn't you know? That's what I do. 872 00:55:50,604 --> 00:55:52,661 Dean, the professional fuck-up. 873 00:55:53,771 --> 00:55:56,259 - Come on, man. It's not that bad. - Isn't it? 874 00:55:57,004 --> 00:55:59,834 Shit... your face...! Dean...? 875 00:56:00,004 --> 00:56:02,698 You know, it's so easy when you're twenty and you think... 876 00:56:02,838 --> 00:56:04,497 everything'll be all right. And then... 877 00:56:04,638 --> 00:56:08,536 everything goes shit, and... there's no one there to help you out. 878 00:56:13,404 --> 00:56:15,700 All you had to do was ask. 879 00:56:15,771 --> 00:56:18,601 You were busy, remember? 880 00:56:18,738 --> 00:56:20,636 The boneyard. 881 00:56:20,771 --> 00:56:23,169 How's surfing the boneyard gonna help? 882 00:56:24,271 --> 00:56:26,759 I sold the story to a paper. 883 00:56:35,304 --> 00:56:37,964 I surfed the boneyard ten years ago. 884 00:56:38,104 --> 00:56:40,570 I was in the best shape of my life, I came that close to killing myself. 885 00:56:40,671 --> 00:56:43,228 But, you could do it, JC, I know you could do it. 886 00:56:43,338 --> 00:56:46,168 You want me to risk my life so you can earn yourself a few quid? 887 00:56:46,304 --> 00:56:48,964 Fuck the money, they're gonna give me a job. 888 00:56:49,104 --> 00:56:51,831 That's all I need, a job. To get my life sorted. 889 00:56:52,938 --> 00:56:54,631 That bad? 890 00:56:56,604 --> 00:56:58,502 Worse. 891 00:57:05,238 --> 00:57:08,068 Dean... you're such a fuck-up, man. 892 00:57:16,871 --> 00:57:19,132 One life. 893 00:57:20,404 --> 00:57:22,166 What, you'll do it? 894 00:57:23,504 --> 00:57:26,493 - You'll surf the boneyard? - Yeah. 895 00:57:30,004 --> 00:57:31,800 No fear. 896 00:57:42,409 --> 00:57:44,974 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪ 897 00:57:49,238 --> 00:57:51,634 Looks like you've got the best seat in the house. 898 00:57:58,072 --> 00:58:00,196 This is really something, Chloe. 899 00:58:01,304 --> 00:58:02,895 What did you expect? 900 00:58:03,038 --> 00:58:05,629 A game of "pass the parcel", and coco the clown? 901 00:58:10,404 --> 00:58:12,461 Chloe, I... 902 00:58:13,704 --> 00:58:15,329 Can you hear it? 903 00:58:16,471 --> 00:58:18,267 Listen... 904 00:58:21,371 --> 00:58:23,360 the blowhole. 905 00:58:44,704 --> 00:58:46,294 All right, you first. 906 00:58:48,238 --> 00:58:51,465 Don't lie to the blowhole if you want to stay dry. 907 00:58:51,538 --> 00:58:53,299 Okay, fire away. 908 00:58:56,238 --> 00:58:59,567 You know that wave you're always going on about? 909 00:58:59,671 --> 00:59:01,932 Was it really twelve foot? 910 00:59:03,204 --> 00:59:07,636 Yes, it was! 911 00:59:07,738 --> 00:59:09,328 See? Really was. 912 00:59:14,538 --> 00:59:16,436 Do you really wanna buy the aqua shack? 913 00:59:17,938 --> 00:59:20,369 Yes, I do. 914 00:59:22,938 --> 00:59:25,460 Are we really finished? 915 00:59:27,871 --> 00:59:29,632 Yes, we are. 916 00:59:36,238 --> 00:59:37,669 Won't your friends be missing you? 917 00:59:37,771 --> 00:59:41,032 I wanna be with you, Chloe, not them. 918 00:59:43,271 --> 00:59:45,363 Look, this is gonna sound silly, but... 919 00:59:45,438 --> 00:59:47,529 - silly's good. I can take silly. - But it's serious. 920 00:59:47,604 --> 00:59:49,194 Serious-silly? My favorite. 921 00:59:49,304 --> 00:59:52,066 Will you listen to me? 922 00:59:52,204 --> 00:59:54,829 I thought all you cared about was impressing your friends. 923 00:59:56,038 --> 00:59:58,333 I thought that's why you wanted to go 'round the world. 924 00:59:59,904 --> 01:00:02,393 I wanna go 'round the world with you, Chloe, not them. 925 01:00:04,504 --> 01:00:07,334 Then every day can be like this one. 926 01:00:29,838 --> 01:00:32,133 What made you realize? 927 01:00:32,238 --> 01:00:34,828 I was there, JC. 928 01:00:34,938 --> 01:00:37,926 When you told your friends you wouldn't surf the boneyard. 929 01:00:42,104 --> 01:00:45,195 - Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah... just got a twinge. 930 01:00:45,271 --> 01:00:46,736 You sure? 931 01:01:08,338 --> 01:01:10,825 JC, it's not going off. 932 01:01:13,738 --> 01:01:16,203 Thanks a lot. 933 01:01:19,404 --> 01:01:21,666 I'm sorry. 934 01:01:21,738 --> 01:01:25,068 That was a stupid thing to say. It doesn't matter. 935 01:01:25,171 --> 01:01:28,830 Doesn't matter when you're 85. Now, it matters. 936 01:01:29,004 --> 01:01:30,300 You're just worried. 937 01:01:30,404 --> 01:01:32,131 Worried? 938 01:01:32,271 --> 01:01:34,464 What have I got to be worried about? 939 01:01:34,538 --> 01:01:37,129 You're scared you might hurt yourself. 940 01:01:37,271 --> 01:01:39,396 Scared? 941 01:01:39,471 --> 01:01:41,334 I'm not scared. 942 01:01:48,004 --> 01:01:49,833 Calm down, now. 943 01:01:50,004 --> 01:01:52,334 Relax... 944 01:01:52,438 --> 01:01:55,563 everything will look different in the morning. 945 01:01:58,938 --> 01:02:00,699 Are you sure this is the right way? 946 01:02:00,838 --> 01:02:02,963 Absolutely. 947 01:02:05,938 --> 01:02:08,096 - You're beautiful, Dean. - Cheers, Terry. 948 01:02:08,171 --> 01:02:09,830 I'm beautiful. 949 01:02:10,004 --> 01:02:12,129 You're many things, Terry, but beautiful is not one of them. 950 01:02:12,204 --> 01:02:14,329 You're beautiful, I'm beautiful. 951 01:02:14,404 --> 01:02:16,666 Terry, slow down. This isn't the right way. The caravan's... 952 01:02:16,738 --> 01:02:18,363 we're gonna see Guinevere. 953 01:02:18,504 --> 01:02:19,128 No, no, no. 954 01:02:19,271 --> 01:02:21,567 Let go, because when they lock you up and throw away the key, 955 01:02:21,671 --> 01:02:23,159 I don't still want to be holding your hand. 956 01:02:23,271 --> 01:02:25,499 - I love her. - It's not love, Terry... 957 01:02:25,571 --> 01:02:27,433 it's a massive amount of drugs. 958 01:02:27,571 --> 01:02:29,900 In a couple of hours, they'll wear off, you'll look in the mirror... 959 01:02:30,004 --> 01:02:32,629 and you'll have the biggest anxiety attack of your life. 960 01:02:32,771 --> 01:02:34,794 - I love her! - You're making a mistake! 961 01:02:34,871 --> 01:02:36,995 Guinevere! 962 01:02:40,371 --> 01:02:42,734 I salute you, my brave knight! 963 01:02:42,838 --> 01:02:44,201 I love her! 964 01:02:55,336 --> 01:02:58,530 Ohh, shit...! 965 01:02:58,603 --> 01:03:00,899 I'm going to a youth club. 966 01:03:01,904 --> 01:03:05,598 "Darling, I went to sleep last night. 967 01:03:05,738 --> 01:03:08,033 And when I woke up, I said..." 968 01:03:10,081 --> 01:03:12,385 ♪ YOU ARE THE DREAM 969 01:03:12,428 --> 01:03:15,558 ♪ THAT WOKE ME UP 970 01:03:15,602 --> 01:03:19,558 ♪ YOU'RE THE CREAM IN MY COFFEE ♪ 971 01:03:19,602 --> 01:03:22,471 ♪ A SAUCER FOR MY CUP 972 01:03:22,515 --> 01:03:25,602 ♪ WHOA, I KNOW, MY BABY 973 01:03:25,645 --> 01:03:29,471 ♪ THAT I'VE SLEPT TOO LONG 974 01:03:29,515 --> 01:03:34,342 ♪ AND I'M SO GLAD NOW 975 01:03:34,385 --> 01:03:37,298 ♪ TO HAVE YOU HOME 976 01:03:37,342 --> 01:03:38,471 ♪ YEAH 977 01:03:38,515 --> 01:03:41,298 ♪ I FEEL GOOD 978 01:03:41,342 --> 01:03:43,037 ♪ AND ALIVE AGAIN 979 01:03:42,703 --> 01:03:44,135 Ladies and gentlemen... 980 01:03:44,236 --> 01:03:47,328 let me introduce you to Josh Tambini. 981 01:03:54,236 --> 01:03:55,725 Look, what's this about? 982 01:03:55,838 --> 01:03:57,326 It's about soul, Josh. 983 01:03:57,438 --> 01:03:59,199 It's about everything that you've forgotten. 984 01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:01,166 You know this record? 985 01:04:03,214 --> 01:04:06,301 ♪ EVERY DAY I'M PAYIN' 986 01:04:06,344 --> 01:04:08,562 ♪ THE PRICE OF PAIN 987 01:04:08,605 --> 01:04:11,822 ♪ PAYIN' THE PRICE OF PAIN 988 01:04:11,865 --> 01:04:13,865 ♪ OHH 989 01:04:13,909 --> 01:04:14,865 ♪ PRICE OF PAIN 990 01:04:12,004 --> 01:04:14,266 Ossie Sands, "price of pain". 991 01:04:14,336 --> 01:04:14,927 Yeah...? 992 01:04:15,038 --> 01:04:17,469 And what did you do with it? 993 01:04:19,517 --> 01:04:21,038 ♪ PAIN, PAIN 994 01:04:21,082 --> 01:04:22,212 ♪ HURT ME 995 01:04:21,304 --> 01:04:24,600 "you want pain? I'll give you agony." 996 01:04:26,648 --> 01:04:28,518 ♪ OW 997 01:04:28,561 --> 01:04:31,084 ♪ PAIN, PAIN 998 01:04:30,471 --> 01:04:33,130 Look, it's not my fault the market changed. 999 01:04:55,738 --> 01:04:56,532 Blah...! 1000 01:05:01,236 --> 01:05:02,998 Terry? 1001 01:05:04,638 --> 01:05:06,501 I just give people what they want. 1002 01:05:09,004 --> 01:05:11,333 - What's so funny? - Don't you know? 1003 01:05:11,438 --> 01:05:15,927 It's not about money, or clothes, or guest lists. 1004 01:05:19,438 --> 01:05:20,903 I know... I know. 1005 01:05:21,004 --> 01:05:22,799 Do you? 1006 01:05:32,713 --> 01:05:34,061 ♪ PAIN 1007 01:05:34,105 --> 01:05:35,582 ♪ HURT ME 1008 01:05:35,626 --> 01:05:36,539 ♪ HOO 1009 01:05:36,582 --> 01:05:38,713 ♪ YOU HURT ME 1010 01:05:38,756 --> 01:05:40,496 ♪ PAIN 1011 01:05:40,539 --> 01:05:41,626 ♪ HURT ME 1012 01:05:41,669 --> 01:05:43,409 ♪ YES, YOU DID, GIRL 1013 01:05:43,453 --> 01:05:45,539 ♪ YOU HURT ME 1014 01:05:45,582 --> 01:05:47,974 ♪ OW 1015 01:05:48,018 --> 01:05:51,148 ♪ OOH, OOH 1016 01:05:51,192 --> 01:05:51,930 ♪ PAIN 1017 01:05:51,974 --> 01:05:54,061 ♪ I CAN'T FORGIVE YOU 1018 01:05:54,105 --> 01:05:55,061 ♪ OOH 1019 01:05:55,105 --> 01:05:56,496 ♪ NO, NO 1020 01:05:56,539 --> 01:06:00,626 ♪ NO, NO 1021 01:06:00,669 --> 01:06:01,626 ♪ PAIN 1022 01:06:01,669 --> 01:06:02,626 ♪ PAIN 1023 01:06:02,669 --> 01:06:04,192 ♪ PAYIN' THE PRICE OF PAIN ♪ 1024 01:06:04,235 --> 01:06:06,669 ♪ EVERY DAY, EVERY NIGHT, EVERY WAY ♪ 1025 01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:07,713 ♪ PRICE OF PAIN 1026 01:06:07,756 --> 01:06:09,409 ♪ PRICE OF PAIN 1027 01:06:09,453 --> 01:06:11,582 ♪ PAYIN' THE PRICE OF PAIN 1028 01:06:11,626 --> 01:06:13,582 ♪ PAIN, PAIN, PAIN 1029 01:06:13,626 --> 01:06:14,756 ♪ PRICE OF PAIN 1030 01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:17,713 ♪ YOU THINK THAT LOVIN' ME WAS A GAME ♪ 1031 01:06:38,304 --> 01:06:39,793 Oh, my god...! 1032 01:06:51,071 --> 01:06:52,128 Help! 1033 01:06:52,204 --> 01:06:53,260 Terry? 1034 01:06:53,336 --> 01:06:55,359 Help...! 1035 01:07:01,870 --> 01:07:04,166 TV: Where are you, my brave knight? 1036 01:07:05,703 --> 01:07:07,794 Where are you? 1037 01:07:09,004 --> 01:07:10,731 I'm coming. 1038 01:07:10,870 --> 01:07:12,927 Take care. 1039 01:07:16,136 --> 01:07:17,727 Need a lift? 1040 01:07:17,838 --> 01:07:20,030 No, I think I'll be all right with junior. 1041 01:07:20,104 --> 01:07:22,899 Let me tell you something about junior. 1042 01:07:23,036 --> 01:07:25,628 She left five minutes ago. 1043 01:07:35,538 --> 01:07:37,969 Just how big was it when JC surfed the boneyard? 1044 01:07:38,071 --> 01:07:40,663 Fuck-off big. 1045 01:07:40,904 --> 01:07:42,767 Well, can we get a bit specific? 1046 01:07:42,904 --> 01:07:45,699 I mean, how many "fuck-offs" to a foot? 1047 01:07:45,838 --> 01:07:50,463 Well, a "fuck-off" is about the size of ten "full-ons". 1048 01:07:57,703 --> 01:08:00,295 I'd like to do something like this. 1049 01:08:00,403 --> 01:08:02,892 Something that makes people respect you. 1050 01:08:05,438 --> 01:08:07,063 So do it. 1051 01:08:08,104 --> 01:08:10,229 I am workin' on it. 1052 01:09:11,770 --> 01:09:14,566 Dean... now is not a good time. 1053 01:09:14,703 --> 01:09:17,363 It is always a good time for publicity. 1054 01:09:17,503 --> 01:09:20,333 Morning, morning. 1055 01:09:20,471 --> 01:09:21,527 What's going on? 1056 01:09:21,603 --> 01:09:24,660 Smuggler fm, bringing you the big stories as they happen. 1057 01:09:25,638 --> 01:09:27,967 Yeah, but what are you doing here? 1058 01:09:28,071 --> 01:09:30,798 Well, you... are the big story. 1059 01:09:40,836 --> 01:09:41,894 No... 1060 01:09:42,004 --> 01:09:43,300 don't get up. 1061 01:09:43,403 --> 01:09:45,495 Breakfast in bed for you. 1062 01:09:47,236 --> 01:09:48,497 What were you doing? 1063 01:09:48,570 --> 01:09:49,797 Oh... 1064 01:09:49,870 --> 01:09:53,495 just some tourist got his van stuck in a ditch... 1065 01:09:53,638 --> 01:09:54,694 so I'm go and help him out... 1066 01:09:54,770 --> 01:09:57,066 and I'll be right back. 1067 01:09:58,503 --> 01:09:59,833 Here you are. 1068 01:10:01,438 --> 01:10:02,801 Don't move. Just stay there. 1069 01:10:02,904 --> 01:10:04,200 Far enough away? 1070 01:10:04,303 --> 01:10:05,894 Just a bit further. 1071 01:10:06,036 --> 01:10:08,128 Now, don't feel you need to mention me unless you want to. 1072 01:10:08,203 --> 01:10:09,635 Live in five. 1073 01:10:13,104 --> 01:10:15,366 Don't worry, boy, just a technical term. 1074 01:10:24,171 --> 01:10:27,432 So, a "reef break" means, you fall off, you land on rock. 1075 01:10:27,503 --> 01:10:29,493 Is that right? 1076 01:10:29,570 --> 01:10:30,797 Yes. 1077 01:10:33,804 --> 01:10:35,599 Yes, it is. 1078 01:10:39,438 --> 01:10:42,165 Radio on: Well, it strikes me 1079 01:10:42,303 --> 01:10:45,395 But I guess that's what it takes to surf the boneyard, so... 1080 01:10:45,470 --> 01:10:46,902 good luck... 1081 01:10:47,004 --> 01:10:48,230 dude. 1082 01:10:51,371 --> 01:10:54,530 Bloody surfers. Can't string three words together. 1083 01:10:55,503 --> 01:10:57,230 Radio: That JC certainly seems 1084 01:10:57,738 --> 01:10:59,567 out to make a name for himself. 1085 01:10:59,703 --> 01:11:00,828 Chloe... 1086 01:11:02,403 --> 01:11:04,097 you must think I an such an idiot! 1087 01:11:04,236 --> 01:11:05,327 Hang on a bit, Chloe, you don't understand. 1088 01:11:05,403 --> 01:11:07,801 You just have to play the hero. 1089 01:11:09,004 --> 01:11:10,765 Chloe, listen, if I don't do this, I'm going to let someone down. 1090 01:11:10,904 --> 01:11:13,233 Don't try and make a bigger fool of me, JC... 1091 01:11:13,336 --> 01:11:15,700 just go off around the world, and let me get on with my life. 1092 01:11:15,804 --> 01:11:17,599 - You don't mean that. - It's my life! 1093 01:11:17,738 --> 01:11:19,794 You don't mean that! 1094 01:11:19,870 --> 01:11:23,166 Go on, you go be Mr. Cool in front of your friends... 1095 01:11:23,236 --> 01:11:25,294 even if it bloody kills you! 1096 01:11:27,004 --> 01:11:28,197 It's going off! 1097 01:11:28,271 --> 01:11:30,759 Better run, JC, I think it's one of your friends. 1098 01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:31,631 Chloe... 1099 01:11:31,770 --> 01:11:33,030 Chloe! 1100 01:11:34,103 --> 01:11:34,694 Chloe! 1101 01:11:34,804 --> 01:11:36,100 JC! 1102 01:11:39,336 --> 01:11:40,768 Not now, Terry. 1103 01:11:46,736 --> 01:11:49,169 Terry: I've got great news. 1104 01:11:49,271 --> 01:11:50,759 Not now, Terry. 1105 01:11:50,870 --> 01:11:53,131 I'm not getting married! 1106 01:11:59,470 --> 01:12:01,299 Terry, man, how am I gonna get her back? 1107 01:12:01,438 --> 01:12:02,926 Forget her. Go around the world! 1108 01:12:08,736 --> 01:12:10,896 What's happened to you, man? 1109 01:12:11,004 --> 01:12:13,299 Blue juice, JC, that's what I needed. 1110 01:12:13,403 --> 01:12:15,528 I could have wasted my life. 1111 01:12:15,603 --> 01:12:17,761 Yeah, but, I mean, what about Sarah? 1112 01:12:17,836 --> 01:12:21,167 I've got to do what makes me happy, not what other people expect me to do. 1113 01:12:21,271 --> 01:12:23,100 One life, no fear. 1114 01:12:23,236 --> 01:12:25,259 It's not as easy as that, Terry. 1115 01:12:29,303 --> 01:12:31,633 I keep having this dream. 1116 01:12:31,736 --> 01:12:34,465 I'm out at the boneyard, and there's this monster wave... 1117 01:12:34,603 --> 01:12:36,899 and I'm falling, and it's gonna crush me... 1118 01:12:37,003 --> 01:12:38,560 you wake up, 1119 01:12:38,703 --> 01:12:41,192 and your heart's pounding, and you think, "oh, my god!" 1120 01:12:41,303 --> 01:12:42,826 Yeah, what's it mean? 1121 01:12:42,936 --> 01:12:44,698 You're nearly thirty. 1122 01:12:44,836 --> 01:12:46,961 Yeah, but... what am I gonna do, Terry? 1123 01:12:47,036 --> 01:12:49,934 Whatever makes you happy. 1124 01:13:27,870 --> 01:13:29,631 Yeah! 1125 01:13:31,438 --> 01:13:33,995 Smuggler fm. 1126 01:13:34,103 --> 01:13:36,501 Skies may have opened, but one of our farmer listeners 1127 01:13:36,603 --> 01:13:38,626 has phoned to say his heifers are standing up... 1128 01:13:38,703 --> 01:13:40,726 and he thinks it's gonna be a lovely day. 1129 01:13:40,804 --> 01:13:43,565 My mum used to swear by thistle dew. 1130 01:13:43,703 --> 01:13:45,294 Hi! 1131 01:13:45,438 --> 01:13:47,630 I've been looking all over for you. 1132 01:13:47,703 --> 01:13:50,601 - Let me pay. - I thought you'd got the message. 1133 01:13:50,736 --> 01:13:52,896 Yeah, well... I thought you and me, we could... 1134 01:13:53,003 --> 01:13:54,526 what...? 1135 01:13:54,636 --> 01:13:57,195 - You're Josh Tambini? - That's what it says on the card. 1136 01:13:57,303 --> 01:13:59,792 Yeah, and that's what it said on the guy's card I served yesterday. 1137 01:13:59,904 --> 01:14:01,597 What guy? 1138 01:14:01,736 --> 01:14:03,327 About so tall, long hair. 1139 01:14:03,470 --> 01:14:04,561 Came here with me? 1140 01:14:04,636 --> 01:14:07,102 - Yeah, that's right. - Dean. 1141 01:14:07,203 --> 01:14:09,067 - Listen... - no, you listen... 1142 01:14:09,203 --> 01:14:10,499 you ever think when someone's called "junior"... 1143 01:14:10,603 --> 01:14:11,899 there's a "senior" around? 1144 01:14:12,003 --> 01:14:14,401 Like, in this case, the senior's Ossie Sands? 1145 01:14:14,503 --> 01:14:16,992 Sands is your father? 1146 01:14:17,103 --> 01:14:18,830 You used his voice, and didn't care what you did with it. 1147 01:14:22,804 --> 01:14:24,860 Yes?! 1148 01:14:24,936 --> 01:14:27,027 No, this isn't Dean! 1149 01:14:28,203 --> 01:14:30,567 What are you on about, "photographer"? Who is this? 1150 01:14:35,336 --> 01:14:37,199 I'm gonna kill him. 1151 01:14:43,403 --> 01:14:46,063 Come on, you bastard... outside! 1152 01:14:46,203 --> 01:14:47,669 You're dead. 1153 01:14:47,770 --> 01:14:49,360 Don't be such a yob. 1154 01:14:51,736 --> 01:14:54,100 You stole my credit card. 1155 01:14:54,203 --> 01:14:56,965 I borrowed it. Here, have it back. 1156 01:15:01,536 --> 01:15:04,095 - You fucked up my marriage! - I never touched Karen! 1157 01:15:04,203 --> 01:15:06,136 But you told the papers about me and those twins. 1158 01:15:06,171 --> 01:15:08,466 Well, I didn't make you shag them! 1159 01:15:08,770 --> 01:15:10,497 No, Dean! Not the stick! 1160 01:15:16,071 --> 01:15:17,366 My stick...! 1161 01:15:17,438 --> 01:15:19,460 You all right, Josh? 1162 01:15:19,536 --> 01:15:21,594 He started it! 1163 01:15:21,670 --> 01:15:24,693 What is wrong with you, Dean? Hmm? 1164 01:15:24,770 --> 01:15:27,929 I mean, you write that crap about Josh... 1165 01:15:28,003 --> 01:15:29,697 you broke my stick... 1166 01:15:29,836 --> 01:15:32,564 you fill Terry up with god knows what dodgy drugs... 1167 01:15:32,703 --> 01:15:34,396 no, they were paracetamol, weren't they? 1168 01:15:34,536 --> 01:15:36,661 - Yeah, all right, I fucked up. - Yeah, man, once too often. 1169 01:15:36,736 --> 01:15:38,327 You gave me drugs? 1170 01:15:38,470 --> 01:15:40,602 I was tryin' to show you a good time, Terry. 1171 01:15:40,636 --> 01:15:42,626 Fuck, if it wasn't for me, we'd never all be here. 1172 01:15:42,870 --> 01:15:45,563 Maybe that wouldn't be so bad, Dean! 1173 01:15:46,503 --> 01:15:48,163 Sorry...? 1174 01:15:49,836 --> 01:15:51,927 I want you out of here, man. 1175 01:15:52,003 --> 01:15:53,469 What about the boneyard? 1176 01:15:53,570 --> 01:15:55,365 That's your problem. 1177 01:15:55,503 --> 01:15:58,401 Oh, show Terry a good time, and Dean's your man. 1178 01:15:58,536 --> 01:16:00,799 Then, things go wrong, and I have to take all the blame? 1179 01:16:02,036 --> 01:16:05,127 Well, life's not a bloody fairy tale, JC. 1180 01:16:05,203 --> 01:16:07,101 By tonight, Dean. 1181 01:16:08,503 --> 01:16:10,163 Where am I supposed to go? 1182 01:16:12,370 --> 01:16:14,961 I haven't got any money. Lend us some dosh, Terry. 1183 01:16:15,103 --> 01:16:18,160 Hold on, JC. I need a lift. 1184 01:16:20,036 --> 01:16:21,525 Josh...? 1185 01:16:21,636 --> 01:16:24,432 You are kidding. 1186 01:16:38,303 --> 01:16:40,963 I hear you've been asking where JC lives? 1187 01:16:41,103 --> 01:16:44,297 Oh, I'm Terry's fiancée. Do you know him? 1188 01:16:45,303 --> 01:16:47,167 Do I know Terry? 1189 01:16:53,803 --> 01:16:55,497 That could be me, Terry. 1190 01:16:56,536 --> 01:16:59,128 I could end up a loser like Dean. 1191 01:16:59,236 --> 01:17:00,259 Nah... 1192 01:17:02,270 --> 01:17:04,463 I'm nearly thirty... 1193 01:17:04,536 --> 01:17:06,832 and what have I got to show for that? 1194 01:17:06,936 --> 01:17:11,335 A poxy caravan, a bad back... 1195 01:17:11,436 --> 01:17:13,801 and two tickets to go around the world. 1196 01:17:15,803 --> 01:17:17,826 So, sell 'em to me. 1197 01:17:21,736 --> 01:17:24,430 All he wanted to do was get married. 1198 01:17:24,570 --> 01:17:26,160 JC's just the opposite. 1199 01:17:27,236 --> 01:17:30,725 I said, "wedding" to him once, just to see him squirm. 1200 01:17:30,836 --> 01:17:32,631 I'm not kidding. Sweat... 1201 01:17:32,770 --> 01:17:35,633 real drops of sweat, on his forehead, and this... 1202 01:17:35,770 --> 01:17:38,066 hunted look in his eyes. 1203 01:17:38,170 --> 01:17:40,329 All the time he was trying to tell me that I hadn't frightened him. 1204 01:17:40,403 --> 01:17:42,426 It was Terry's idea, not mine. 1205 01:17:42,503 --> 01:17:43,559 Really? 1206 01:17:43,636 --> 01:17:46,626 Why do they think all we want to do is settle down? 1207 01:17:52,170 --> 01:17:54,533 Are you sure, Terry? It's two thousand pounds. 1208 01:17:54,636 --> 01:17:55,796 No problem. 1209 01:17:55,870 --> 01:17:57,858 As long as my loan payments haven't gone through. 1210 01:17:57,936 --> 01:18:00,129 - Terry! - Just kidding. 1211 01:18:01,770 --> 01:18:04,429 Mike: You have a slight problem, 1212 01:18:04,570 --> 01:18:06,728 I'm terribly sorry, it must be an awful line... 1213 01:18:06,803 --> 01:18:08,360 because for one moment I thought you said... 1214 01:18:08,470 --> 01:18:11,231 you didn't ever want to work in this business again. 1215 01:18:11,370 --> 01:18:13,666 Now, listen to me, Dean, darling... 1216 01:18:13,736 --> 01:18:15,293 I've just driven all the way down from London 1217 01:18:15,403 --> 01:18:18,063 to this god-forsaken, disease-ridden dump... 1218 01:18:18,203 --> 01:18:20,828 and I want to see somebody out there surfing! 1219 01:18:29,236 --> 01:18:32,896 Look, everyone makes mistakes. 1220 01:18:33,036 --> 01:18:35,161 I mean, even your dad made mistakes. 1221 01:18:38,070 --> 01:18:40,229 Have you heard his version of "old shep"? 1222 01:18:41,570 --> 01:18:43,899 So, what happened to your face? 1223 01:18:52,436 --> 01:18:54,596 I finally get why you want to buy this place. 1224 01:18:55,570 --> 01:18:57,831 It's a bit late for that. 1225 01:19:00,370 --> 01:19:02,495 - Is it? - Yep. 1226 01:19:02,570 --> 01:19:04,331 Way too late. 1227 01:19:09,003 --> 01:19:11,526 I'm not gonna do it, Chloe. 1228 01:19:12,236 --> 01:19:15,600 I'm not gonna surf the boneyard, and I'm not gonna go 'round the world. 1229 01:19:16,702 --> 01:19:19,794 Aren't you scared of what your friends may say? 1230 01:19:19,870 --> 01:19:21,960 The only thing I'm scared of is losing you. 1231 01:19:22,036 --> 01:19:24,400 It's easy to say, huh? 1232 01:19:27,003 --> 01:19:29,299 I've heard it all before, JC. 1233 01:19:31,136 --> 01:19:33,159 I've got an auction to get to. 1234 01:19:33,236 --> 01:19:35,827 Listen, the rave money will never be enough. 1235 01:19:37,503 --> 01:19:39,798 - Well, it's all I've got. - No, it's not. 1236 01:19:39,903 --> 01:19:41,893 I'm selling the tickets to Terry. As soon as he gives me the money... 1237 01:19:42,003 --> 01:19:43,264 I'm gonna go straight to the auction. 1238 01:19:43,370 --> 01:19:46,268 I can't believe you anymore. 1239 01:20:00,636 --> 01:20:03,501 Do you know where Terry is? 1240 01:20:03,636 --> 01:20:05,626 He'll be back soon. 1241 01:20:06,370 --> 01:20:07,960 Have a seat. 1242 01:20:17,136 --> 01:20:19,329 It's really blowing. 1243 01:20:19,403 --> 01:20:21,960 Oh, yeah... gonna be some big waves, massive. 1244 01:20:22,070 --> 01:20:24,627 So, which one are you? 1245 01:20:24,736 --> 01:20:27,259 Oh, did Terry tell you about us? What did he say? 1246 01:20:27,370 --> 01:20:32,598 He said JC was a brilliant surfer, but I know you're not him. 1247 01:20:33,503 --> 01:20:36,298 Josh was this really big record producer... 1248 01:20:36,436 --> 01:20:37,494 go on. 1249 01:20:37,570 --> 01:20:39,092 And Dean... 1250 01:20:39,203 --> 01:20:42,192 I can take it. 1251 01:20:42,270 --> 01:20:44,259 He said you had lots of unfulfilled potential. 1252 01:20:44,335 --> 01:20:46,427 Did he? 1253 01:20:46,503 --> 01:20:48,025 That's a very nice way of saying, 1254 01:20:48,136 --> 01:20:50,034 I'm a never done anything fuck-up yob. 1255 01:20:50,170 --> 01:20:51,966 - He didn't say that. - Well, he should have done. 1256 01:20:56,170 --> 01:20:58,033 You gonna be all right on your own? 1257 01:20:58,170 --> 01:21:00,966 Only I've gotta go and fulfill that potential. 1258 01:21:02,736 --> 01:21:04,225 Dean? 1259 01:21:04,335 --> 01:21:08,234 Terry's not... with another woman, is he? 1260 01:21:08,370 --> 01:21:10,097 Nah... 1261 01:21:10,235 --> 01:21:12,360 all he does is talk about you. 1262 01:21:20,136 --> 01:21:22,500 Hello? 1263 01:21:23,370 --> 01:21:24,528 Sorry? 1264 01:21:24,602 --> 01:21:27,432 He said, "if you look out of the window... 1265 01:21:27,570 --> 01:21:31,161 you'll see king Arthur has returned, Mrs. Fenton." 1266 01:21:33,736 --> 01:21:36,100 - Guinevere! - Oh, my god. 1267 01:21:41,936 --> 01:21:42,993 Guinevere, I... 1268 01:21:43,070 --> 01:21:45,298 just hold it with the "Guinevere" shit. 1269 01:21:45,370 --> 01:21:47,927 You think I'm Mary Fenton, don't you? 1270 01:21:48,036 --> 01:21:50,594 Well, it's not the first time. I might look like her, but I'm not 1271 01:21:50,702 --> 01:21:51,827 her. 1272 01:21:51,903 --> 01:21:53,494 So you might as well just clear off... 1273 01:21:53,636 --> 01:21:55,330 - Lancelot. - I'm supposed to be Arthur. 1274 01:21:55,470 --> 01:21:56,935 Whoever. 1275 01:21:57,036 --> 01:21:58,024 Sorry. 1276 01:21:59,036 --> 01:22:02,196 So, what were we gonna do if I had been her? 1277 01:22:02,270 --> 01:22:04,168 Ride off 'round the world? 1278 01:22:04,303 --> 01:22:05,928 Fly, actually. 1279 01:22:09,903 --> 01:22:11,494 Go on. 1280 01:22:11,602 --> 01:22:13,592 Giddy-up. 1281 01:22:29,135 --> 01:22:32,260 - I'm looking for JC. - Sorry, I'm waiting for Terry. 1282 01:22:32,335 --> 01:22:34,927 You don't know if he said anything about surfing the boneyard? 1283 01:22:35,036 --> 01:22:37,366 That's where Dean's gone to surf. 1284 01:22:37,470 --> 01:22:40,368 - You mean, JC? - No, Dean. 1285 01:22:40,502 --> 01:22:42,798 Come on, we gotta go and find JC. 1286 01:22:54,536 --> 01:22:56,559 It's getting worse. 1287 01:23:00,270 --> 01:23:02,701 Where's JC? 1288 01:23:04,070 --> 01:23:06,263 Sarah! 1289 01:23:06,335 --> 01:23:07,926 Where's JC? 1290 01:23:08,036 --> 01:23:09,899 Bank. 1291 01:23:19,836 --> 01:23:21,496 There he is! 1292 01:24:22,203 --> 01:24:23,828 You're enjoying this. 1293 01:24:24,003 --> 01:24:26,026 You don't enjoy things like this. 1294 01:24:26,103 --> 01:24:28,092 Hang on! 1295 01:24:33,769 --> 01:24:35,099 Terry... 1296 01:24:35,203 --> 01:24:36,793 as soon as you've dropped us off... 1297 01:24:36,936 --> 01:24:38,959 get to the bank, get the money... 1298 01:24:39,035 --> 01:24:41,195 and get to the auction. Understand, Terry? 1299 01:24:41,270 --> 01:24:43,633 - Yeah. - I'm counting on you, mate. 1300 01:25:19,402 --> 01:25:20,993 The brakes aren't working. 1301 01:25:21,103 --> 01:25:23,467 - Stamp on them! - I am! 1302 01:25:49,170 --> 01:25:51,068 Need a lift? 1303 01:25:51,203 --> 01:25:52,725 Come on, we've got to get to the bank. 1304 01:25:52,836 --> 01:25:55,461 - There's a bike in the back. - Oh, no! 1305 01:25:57,302 --> 01:25:59,565 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen... 1306 01:25:59,636 --> 01:26:02,227 can I ask you all to please take your seats? 1307 01:26:02,436 --> 01:26:05,096 I'd like to welcome you here on behalf of Foster and Davis... 1308 01:26:05,235 --> 01:26:07,360 for this afternoon's auction. 1309 01:26:07,436 --> 01:26:08,732 I'm going to explain to you to begin with... 1310 01:26:14,636 --> 01:26:15,624 stop the car. 1311 01:26:15,702 --> 01:26:16,599 What? 1312 01:26:16,736 --> 01:26:18,634 Stop the car! 1313 01:26:20,836 --> 01:26:22,734 There's no time to go to the beach! 1314 01:26:24,003 --> 01:26:26,299 Oh, no... that's too much! 1315 01:26:26,370 --> 01:26:28,995 How else am I gonna catch him? 1316 01:26:29,135 --> 01:26:30,726 What's he talking about? 1317 01:26:30,869 --> 01:26:32,630 Cliff hop. 1318 01:26:44,302 --> 01:26:46,825 Where are you, JC? 1319 01:27:00,202 --> 01:27:02,668 Full fucking on! 1320 01:28:26,335 --> 01:28:27,665 No! 1321 01:28:55,769 --> 01:28:57,463 What's he gonna do? 1322 01:28:57,602 --> 01:29:00,625 Ride it to him, flip 360 off the lip so he doesn't come down on the slab. 1323 01:30:28,135 --> 01:30:29,567 Now, listen, you... 1324 01:30:29,669 --> 01:30:33,226 you get me a couple of chicks to pose with those two... 1325 01:30:33,335 --> 01:30:35,960 and this... is yours. 1326 01:30:41,002 --> 01:30:43,594 There goes twenty years of non-violence. 1327 01:30:46,803 --> 01:30:48,234 Terry... 1328 01:30:48,335 --> 01:30:50,801 are you sure this is the way to the bank? 1329 01:31:01,135 --> 01:31:03,727 Where's the sand? 1330 01:31:03,835 --> 01:31:05,699 Don't ask! 1331 01:31:16,935 --> 01:31:18,799 Excuse me... excuse me, what lot are we on? 1332 01:31:18,935 --> 01:31:20,526 Ask him. 1333 01:31:20,635 --> 01:31:22,397 - Have you sold the aqua shack yet? - Yes, we have. 1334 01:31:22,536 --> 01:31:25,058 - Who to? - Miss... no, Mr. Toshack. 1335 01:31:58,369 --> 01:32:01,130 Shape, this isn't the way to the station. 1336 01:32:01,269 --> 01:32:02,963 Scenic route. 1337 01:32:03,902 --> 01:32:05,425 Trust me. 1338 01:32:40,669 --> 01:32:42,328 I wanted the old one. 1339 01:32:42,469 --> 01:32:44,526 The way I see it, Chloe... 1340 01:32:44,602 --> 01:32:46,760 the aqua shack is wherever we are. 1341 01:32:46,835 --> 01:32:48,495 Yeah. 1342 01:32:53,302 --> 01:32:56,167 This isn't just gonna be a place for your friends to hang out? 1343 01:32:56,302 --> 01:32:57,666 What, this lot? 1344 01:32:58,502 --> 01:33:00,365 They're not my friends, they're customers. 1345 01:33:02,502 --> 01:33:03,866 Beg. 1346 01:33:05,935 --> 01:33:07,060 What... now? 1347 01:33:07,135 --> 01:33:08,998 Beg. 1348 01:33:20,669 --> 01:33:22,692 I'd do anything. 1349 01:33:23,335 --> 01:33:25,233 Pathetic. 1350 01:33:29,002 --> 01:33:30,992 I'd run down the street, naked. 1351 01:33:31,035 --> 01:33:32,501 Yeah? 1352 01:33:32,602 --> 01:33:34,261 At four o'clock in the morning? 1353 01:33:34,402 --> 01:33:36,698 No. High noon. 1354 01:33:48,302 --> 01:33:50,791 I love you, Chloe. 1355 01:33:58,769 --> 01:34:02,030 Radio: It's another beaut day, 1356 01:34:02,102 --> 01:34:04,796 And a listener's phoned to say the sticky buds on his eucalyptus 1357 01:34:04,935 --> 01:34:06,492 means rain's coming our way. 1358 01:34:06,602 --> 01:34:09,261 My mum used to swear by koala droppings. 1359 01:34:09,802 --> 01:34:11,894 Terry: What a beautiful girl. 1360 01:34:12,002 --> 01:34:14,491 Isn't she beautiful? 1361 01:34:14,602 --> 01:34:16,829 - Maybe one day... - us? 1362 01:34:16,902 --> 01:34:18,959 You all right, Terry? You look kinda pale. 1363 01:34:19,035 --> 01:34:22,433 No... fine, fine. 1364 01:34:22,535 --> 01:34:24,603 Come on... surf's up. 1365 01:34:24,626 --> 01:34:29,192 ♪ THE LIGHT SHINES ON 1366 01:34:29,235 --> 01:34:34,496 ♪ OH, LIGHT SHINES ON 1367 01:34:37,935 --> 01:34:39,231 how was that? 1368 01:34:39,302 --> 01:34:41,597 Ossie, that was beautiful. 1369 01:34:41,631 --> 01:34:43,892 Straight into the techno mix. 1370 01:34:44,202 --> 01:34:45,498 Do we have to? 1371 01:34:45,602 --> 01:34:47,397 Gotta pay the bills. 1372 01:34:59,569 --> 01:35:02,000 It's going off! 1373 01:35:12,202 --> 01:35:14,100 Come here. 1374 01:35:14,235 --> 01:35:16,030 What? 1375 01:35:22,502 --> 01:35:24,764 You're gonna miss it. 1376 01:35:24,835 --> 01:35:26,630 No, I'm not. 1377 01:35:40,502 --> 01:35:42,229 Do you want a board? 1378 01:35:42,369 --> 01:35:44,028 You come and see me when the old man's gone. 1379 01:35:44,169 --> 01:35:47,499 - You and I can do some business. - Did you really surf the boneyard? 1380 01:35:47,602 --> 01:35:49,067 You know what "triple overhead" means? 1381 01:35:49,169 --> 01:35:51,361 Get on with it! 1382 01:36:04,102 --> 01:36:06,761 Harmony. 1383 01:36:08,930 --> 01:36:11,061 ♪ I WAS BLIND 1384 01:36:11,105 --> 01:36:13,061 ♪ BUT NOW I SEE 1385 01:36:13,105 --> 01:36:16,409 ♪ YOU MADE A BELIEVER 1386 01:36:16,453 --> 01:36:18,800 ♪ OUT OF ME 1387 01:36:18,843 --> 01:36:20,930 ♪ I WAS BLIND 1388 01:36:20,974 --> 01:36:23,148 ♪ BUT NOW I SEE 1389 01:36:23,192 --> 01:36:26,148 ♪ YOU MADE A BELIEVER 1390 01:36:26,192 --> 01:36:27,105 ♪ OUT OF ME 1391 01:36:27,148 --> 01:36:32,496 ♪ AND I'M MOVIN' ON UP NOW 1392 01:36:32,539 --> 01:36:37,582 ♪ GETTING OUT OF THE DARKNESS ♪ 1393 01:36:37,626 --> 01:36:40,366 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1394 01:36:40,409 --> 01:36:42,669 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1395 01:36:42,713 --> 01:36:45,974 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1396 01:36:46,018 --> 01:36:47,756 ♪ YES, IT DOES 1397 01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:50,539 ♪ THE LIGHT SHINES ON 1398 01:36:51,192 --> 01:36:53,409 ♪ MM-HMM 1399 01:36:53,453 --> 01:36:56,018 ♪ I WAS LOST 1400 01:36:56,061 --> 01:36:57,974 ♪ NOW I'M FOUND 1401 01:36:58,018 --> 01:37:00,409 ♪ I BELIEVE IN YOU 1402 01:37:00,453 --> 01:37:03,105 ♪ AND I'VE GOT NO BOUNDS 1403 01:37:03,148 --> 01:37:05,496 ♪ I WAS LOST 1404 01:37:05,539 --> 01:37:08,018 ♪ BUT NOW I'M FOUND 1405 01:37:08,061 --> 01:37:10,061 ♪ I BELIEVE IN YOU 1406 01:37:10,105 --> 01:37:12,366 ♪ AND I GOT NO BOUNDS 1407 01:37:12,409 --> 01:37:16,930 ♪ AND I'M MOVIN' ON UP NOW 1408 01:37:16,974 --> 01:37:21,669 ♪ GETTING OUT OF THE DARKNESS ♪ 1409 01:37:21,713 --> 01:37:24,669 ♪ OH, MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1410 01:37:24,713 --> 01:37:27,061 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1411 01:37:27,105 --> 01:37:29,061 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1412 01:37:29,105 --> 01:37:31,453 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1413 01:37:31,496 --> 01:37:34,496 ♪ OH, LIGHT SHINES ON 1414 01:37:34,539 --> 01:37:36,974 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1415 01:37:37,018 --> 01:37:39,061 ♪ I'M GETTIN' OUT OF THE DARKNESS ♪ 1416 01:37:39,105 --> 01:37:41,409 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1417 01:37:41,453 --> 01:37:44,105 ♪ AND MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1418 01:37:44,148 --> 01:37:46,887 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1419 01:37:46,930 --> 01:37:49,105 ♪ SAID I'M MOVIN' ON UP 1420 01:37:49,148 --> 01:37:51,539 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1421 01:37:51,582 --> 01:37:54,409 ♪ AND MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1422 01:37:54,453 --> 01:37:57,105 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1423 01:37:57,148 --> 01:37:59,061 ♪ LIGHT SHINES ON 1424 01:37:59,105 --> 01:38:00,713 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1425 01:38:00,756 --> 01:38:03,887 ♪ AND I'M MOVIN' ON UP, AND THE LIGHT SHINES ON ♪ 1426 01:38:03,930 --> 01:38:05,626 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1427 01:38:05,669 --> 01:38:09,148 ♪ SAID I'M MOVIN' ON UP, AND THE LIGHT SHINES ON ♪ 1428 01:38:09,192 --> 01:38:12,018 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1429 01:38:12,061 --> 01:38:13,800 ♪ SHINES ON 1430 01:38:13,843 --> 01:38:16,409 ♪ MY LIGHT SHINES ON 1431 01:38:16,453 --> 01:38:17,669 ♪ LIGHT KEEPS SHINING ON ME ♪ 100173