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Then her husband finds them.

So at the end, they all
get a hold of Paul Newman...

I'd like
to get a hold of Paul Newman.

And they back against his car and
they smash his face with a board.

Oh, don't say it.

And they say, "you'll never get
another woman to look at you."

Oh, sure.

In the play, they castrate him.

You're making that up.

So, how did he look?

He had a cut on
his face, big deal.

He's still gorgeous.

Hi.
Hi.

I think I'm gonna pee
in my pants.

Do you know him?

I never did before.

He's so cute.

If it wasn't for his name.

Jack and Jill.

Do you know him?

God, no.

Who is he?

I think my brother knows him.

Just got kicked out of Saint
Anthony's so he's coming here.

I wonder what he did.

He raped a nun.

Debra.

We got to have sorority
after school.

We electing officers?

We already did.
Jill's president.

We called you.

Who's subbing
for p.E.?

Would you believe
miss nagronsky?

See you at lunch.

Thank you.

OK. We need an example of how
commerce would work in a meritocracy.

Yeah.

The cafeteria.

The food's lousy,
but it's cheap.

Now, you see, we can learn
from the most unlikely sources,

which is why I continue
to bother calling on Jill.

OK. Monarchy, oligarchy, democracy,
plutocracy, anarchy, meritocracy...

I think about him all the time.

I dream about him.

I dream about being near
him for the rest of my life.

I dream of having children
that look like him.

I wouldn't be an actress
all the time,

only until I found him
and fell in love with him.

After that... after that, we'd take a
train and go to the beautiful cities

and see the wonderful
people everywhere.

And whenever people were sick,
he'd go to them and make them well again.

That's enough.

Very nice, Jill.

I'm sorry.

I went off
the wrong track. I'm sorry.

An actor never
apologizes for an audition, dear.

Next, please.

Got the mail already?

Hiya.

Hi. Anything for me?

Nope.

How was school?

School was school.

Do your time. Keep your mouth
shut and they leave you alone.

Nothing?

I mean, how was the audition?

I stank up the joint.

I told you
you should have had breakfast.

You can't act on a full stomach.

You're quoting stanislavski
or Audrey hepburn?

A body cannot function
properly on a diet of tomato pies.

You need protein.

You need fiber.

You need complex carbohydrates.

When do you find out?

Tomorrow.

What's the play?

The time of your life.
I want to do kitty.

There must be other parts
besides kitty.

I mean, the object isn't
to have the biggest part.

Yes, it is.

I hope you get it.

Fat chance.

You have homework?

Loads.

I'll call you
when dinner's ready.

Hi.

What's your name?

Jill.

What?

Jill.

It's a pleasure
to meet you, Jill.

They call me the sheik.

The sheik?

Yeah.

Are you an arab?

No. I'm Italian.
Capadilupo.

Then why do they call you sheik?

It's a long story.

Listen,
you want to go out with me sometime?

Are you kidding?

No. You want to?

I don't even know you.

If you go out with me,
I'll tell you my life history.

You just go up to people you don't
even know and start talking to them?

Sure. People I like.

I like you.

You don't know me.

So, what do you like to do?

You like to go to the movies?

You like to dance?
Whatever you want to do.

I don't want
to go out with you. Really.

OK. Be that way.

I'll see you later.

No. I...

You know, you
really should eat more than that.

You're too skinny
for your height.

What did he want?

He asked me out.

Really?
Just like that?

His name is sheik.

He's an arab?

No. Capadi... Something
or other.

So, you going out with him?

No. Christ. He looks
like he should be selling used cars...

Or stealing them.

You know, this macaroni looks
like it's been left over from last year.

Do you think I'm too skinny?

From the definition
of similar polygons,

it follows that
for two polygons to be similar,

two distinct conditions
must be fulfilled.

1... the corresponding
angles must be equal.

And number 2... the corresponding
sides must be proportional.

Also, since the definition is reversible,
if two polygons...

Hey, congratulations.

I'm going to pretend
you're not there.

Too bad you didn't get the lead.

Kitty is the lead.

Oh.

I bet you're real
good... Acting.

You want to take a shot?

You don't give up, do you?

No. It's just that,
well... I thought you might like to see

what a real machine rides like.

Is it yours?

It belongs to my friend rat.

You wouldn't
believe what he's got under the hood.

I got to go.

What are you afraid of?

Nothing.
I got to bring some people home.

I'll bring you right back here.

You really expect me
to get into a car with you?

What? What, I'm
going to make a move on you?

You do not know
the sheik very well.

Hey, come on.
Come on.

Look, you got to
celebrate getting cast today, right?

Five minutes.

Five minutes.

You can learn a lot
in five minutes.

You might
want to put your seat belt on.

Oh, come on.

Hey, it's your life.

Like to drive fast?

I love it.

I'll see you tomorrow then.

Don't count on it.

You better drive.

Hello.

Oh, hi.

No. I got homework.

Oh, come on.
What am I supposed to be afraid of?

OK. For a little while.

No. Not here.

I'll meet you some place.

I don't know. Where?

OK.

OK.

OK.

See ya.

You're such a dope!

You ready with those, ma?

Keep your voice
down in there, will ya?

Here they are.

Thanks.

I'd like to see you move that fast
when I need something around here.

That a way, guys.
Kick ass.

Got a new jacket?

He looks nice.

Where did you get
the money for it?

Not from you.

Where are you going?

Since when do you care?

If I find out you're making money
the way I think you're making money,

I'll rip your lungs out.

Promises, promises.

Isn't that
a little over your head?

One of these
days, Mr. Big shot,

you're gonna find yourself flat on
your ass, spread out on the sidewalk.

Long as I don't end up like you.

Night, ma.

Have a good time.

Dresses like a pimp.

He looks handsome.

Jill.

Hi.

Hi.

You look real pretty.

Thank you.

Come on.
Rat's waiting on us.

You don't remember me.

What?

We used to be in the
same gym class once.

You go to
St. Catherine's.

No. Transferred.

Ninth grade we were
in the same squad.

Rosen, roth, Rousseau,
Tatum, tessetori.

Joanne tessetori.

Yeah. I wasn't
blonde then.

You were great at volleyball.

You always sat out
with your period.

Yeah. I still pull that one.

Going out with sheik, girl?

No.

He's a great dresser.

You been going out
with, Rat long?

Off and on.

He's got a nice car.

You wouldn't believe what's
he's got under his hood.

So, why'd you say
you'd go out with me?

I don't know.

Just curious, right?

You want to go out
with me again?

Sheik, you hardly
said two words to me all night.

Hey,
I figured... You better get used to me

before I hit you
with anything too heavy.

Never been out
with anybody like me?

No.

Well, what do you think so far?

I think you're crazy.

You got real pretty eyes.

I bet you don't even have
to act up there on stage.

People just stare at your eyes.

I hope not.

I've never been out
with anybody like you.

Can I give you a ride home?

No. I'm just
a couple of blocks.

I'll walk.

Hey, have you
ever seen Trenton late at night?

It looks
like a whole different place.

I got to get home.

It's best if you drive slow,
find something good on the radio.

I got to get home.

You can drive OK?

You girls
really packed away the liquor in there.

I'm fine.

See you in school then.

OK. See you.

So, is he fast?

Compared to who?

Compared to Barry silver.

Gross me out.

I bet he's a good dancer.

I never danced with him.

What does he kiss like?

Jesus, Beth.

What's your problem?

Well, just because Jill's going out
with some thug... He's not a thug!

You have to have
all the clinical details.

I'm interested.

She's interested.

I think he dresses nice.

So, have you two
set the date yet?

Give me a break.

I have no idea why anyone
would fight over it.

Anyway, I'd been stationed
there for about a month

before I even saw a Japanese.

Hi.

Yes?

You have a message for me?

No.

Oh, sorry to interrupt.

And... And the other men
didn't want to talk about it.

So, it was pitch black
when the artillery began.

You can't imagine the impact and
the shelling... The japs or the Germans?

Jill, who is this person?

What are you getting on her for?

I'm afraid I'm going
to have to ask you to leave.

Hey, excuse me.

I figured this was high school.

I could drop in and
soak up a little knowledge.

Out. Out.

OK.

I'll see you in the parking lot.

Is he a student here?

I don't know
how I did. I'm really worried.

Well, if you get in,
are you going to go?

Of course I'm going to go.

Well, it's not like a rule or anything,
just 'cause you get accepted...

What am I
supposed to do, stay in Trenton?

I can't see it, signing on for
four more years of this garbage.

It's not the same.

Where I want to go, there's no
required classes, no bells, no tests.

You study what you
want. It's great.

Hi.

Hiya, Mr. Ripeppi.

Hello.

So, what do you do in college
that you don't do in high school?

Is it different subjects?

Same subjects,
you just go into them deeper.

You want to go
deeper into what, earth science?

They got any good
schools in Florida?

Florida?

Yeah, that's where
frank is these days.

Frank who?

Frank who?

Sinatra, who else?

Bye.
See you tonight.

You supposed to
be some place, mister?

Yeah. I'm going
to class.

What class?

Wood shop.

I saw you
in second lunch again today.

My girlfriend's
got second lunch.

I wanted to talk to her.

You pull that again,
and I'm going to come down on you.

Promises, promises.

We used to be
in the same gym glass once. Once.

I'm so glad because I wanted to be
an actress and have a young doctor

come to the theater and see me

and fall in love with me
and send me flowers.

I wouldn't know who it was,
and then one day, I'd see him in the street

and fall in love with him.

Jill.

Yes?

I wanted a word with you, dear.

OK.

I heard a rather distressing rumor
in the faculty lounge the other day

about you and some young man.

About me?

I've seen many
a promising young actress

betray her talent
for the sake of a few careless adventures.

Yes, miss Vernon.

A theater professional is dedicated
to the pursuit of excellence.

Yes, miss Vernon.

If you strive for anything less than
excellence, you're cheating the people

who come to see you perform
and betraying your own talent.

Yes, miss Vernon.

Don't.

What?

What's the matter?

Nothing's the matter.
Just don't.

Christ.

I should be home asleep.

You Jewish girls.

What about us Jewish girls?

You make
such a big deal out of things.

You mean I don't put out?

You're pretty smart,
you know that?

You're about the smartest
girl I ever went out with.

Thank you.

Only it isn't healthy, you know,
like getting all excited about that

and not going any further.

It's really bad on the heart,
especially if you're a guy.

This is my favorite part.

You going to give me
a ride home?

If your heart can stand it.

My name isn't duval.

It's koranovsky.

Katarina koranovsky.

And we lost everything... The house,
the farm, the trees,

the horses,
the chickens, the cows.

Papa died.

He was old.

Excuse me, dear.

Just a word.

Even if you're supposed to be
a somewhat lowlife character,

you mustn't
forget that you're an actress,

and that kitty
herself is an actress.

Not a very successful one,
as we have discussed,

but with that certain something
you must always be aware of.

Do you see my point?

Jill.

You mean like she's always acting,
whether she's in character or not.

Very well put.

From the top, dear.

Why, I dream of home.

Christ, I always dream of home.

I have no home.

I have no place, but I always dream of us,
all of us... Blah.

You make one wisecrack,
and I'll kill you.

I thought you were good.

You just waltz in
wherever you want.

You don't want
me to watch you rehearse?

If you had
half a brain, you'd know that.

What do you mean, half a brain?

I don't want you to
wait for me after school.

I just got kicked off
the basketball team.

You probably deserved it.

You're a real
ball-buster, you know that?

What happens if you would
have got kicked out of this play,

and I come to you and I say,
"you probably deserved it?"

Nice mouth, you know?

I don't want you to wait
for me after school.

I don't want you driving
by my house at night.

I don't want you to call me.

I've had nothing
but trouble ever since I met you.

Leave me alone, OK?

What do you think?

You're too fuckin' good for me?

That's it! Go ahead,
go ahead! Walk away!

Go ahead!
Turn your little chin up in the air!

Go home to daddy!

What do you mean
half a fuckin' brain?

Here's your boyfriend.

Hello.

We used to be
in the same gym class once.

You be careful
how you talk to me.

Now I remember.

I wanted to be a doctor once.

I'm so glad because
I wanted to be an actress

and have a young doctor
come to the theater

and see me and fall
in love with me, send me flowers.

I would do that, kitty.

Oh, I wouldn't know who it was.

Then one day, I'd see him in
the street and fall in love with him.

I wouldn't know
he was the one that was in love with me.

I'd think about him
all the time.

Well, you were just wonderful.

Yeah, you did great.

Better than the rehearsals.

Hi.

Hi.
How you doing?

You like the play?

It was all right.

You're Davey fine's
sister, aren't you?

Jody.

Jody.

You going to the cast party?

Nah.

Oh, I'm glad it's passed.

I'm not going either.

You like a ride somewhere?

Sure.

No way to get
through that crowd.

Come on.

You OK?

There's a back way if you don't
want to walk through the bar again.

OK.

I used to hit on your
brother for his lunch money.

Third grade.

We were awful proud
of you last night.

Thanks.

Miss Vernon told us
how she was worried about you.

In the play?

About you and that boy.

Oh, god.

We thought you were the best.

I mean, objectively,
we really did.

I told her you had too much
sense for that to be a problem.

Mom, just do me a favor.
All right?

Just stay out of
my personal life.

She's got a personal life.

What's wrong with that?

I thought you lit up the stage.

That does it.

Of course it would be great to
go somewhere where it's warm.

Yeah.

I mean, it's not important
where you go to school,

like a big name or anything,
but the people you can meet there,

who you spend your time with.

I mean, that's the most
important thing.

Meet the right people.

Get in the car!

Get in the car!
Go!

What are you doing?

Shut up.
You're being kidnapped.

Oh, my god.
You're really something, you know that?

I said shut up!

A real shit for brains!

Shut up!
I got to get home.

Nobody goes home until we
get something settled here.

You're going to end up in jail!

And when they let you out,

they're going to give you
a job picking up garbage!

That's it, that's it.

Give me the gun, rat.

They've got a gun!
Give me the gun!

Jesus Christ!
Give me the gun!

Where are we going?

Shut up!
You be careful with that.

You shut up, too.

Don't tell me... Is this
fucking thing loaded?

Shut up in my own fucking car?!

Is it loaded?
I don't think so.

Then what in the fuck
are you worried about?

They're going to kill us!

No, they're not.

How the fuck do you know?

We got to have a conference.

Oh, Christ!

You girls make one peep,
and you're dead meat.

You're gonna end up
in jail, man!

You're gonna end up
in jail, sheik!

I don't know what you're doing!

You're nuts!

Should we run?

They'd catch us.

Well, are they going to hurt us?

No!

Maybe.

I don't know.

Well, what does he want?

He wants me to get all scared
and hysterical and cry and apologize.

Well, are you gonna?

Damn him!

Are you gonna?

Yes.

Unless we want to sit
in this car all night.

This is a nice car.

It belongs to Lester
at the bowling alley.

We got to have it
back by midnight.

Big kidnappers.

Oh, you don't think
this is serious?

No, I do. Really.

I do.

You know, you're not
the only person in the world

that's got feelings.
You know that?

I know. I'm sorry.

Beth is on greenwood.

Let's go to the shore.

Sheik!

Come on.
You're a star.

You can do anything you want.

Pull a 180
on this sucker and we're out of here.

I'm going to miss
a biology test.

What do you want
to know about biology?

Ask me anything.

The way I figure it.

There's only three
people in the world that matter...

Jesus Christ,
frank Sinatra, and me.

Frank Sinatra?

The man knows what he
wants, and he gets it.

Best clothes,
best cars, best women.

You listen to Sinatra?

My parents do.

They got taste.

If you don't go to classes,
they'll kick you out of school.

So?

Nobody sings like Sinatra.

Who wants to?

You think frank wants to hang around
somebody who's copying his style?

He's got respect for
the individual artist.

You're crazy.

You don't think I can do it?

I didn't say that.

We got to feed you.

You're going to fuckin'
die out here.

I want those smothered
in onions, all right?

Hey!

Punch e-5.

Going home?

I'll see you tomorrow, then.

OK.

Now make an incision just under
the chin and move downward.

Don't cut too deep.

And watch out
for the formaldehyde.

Jesus. You
want me to do it?

No. You did
the crayfish.

So what about Stewart?

He hasn't called me.

That doesn't mean he won't
go to the prom with you.

We can arrange it.

Now, take the forceps
and pull that little rib cage

so the viscera are exposed.

Forceps.

Just peel them back.

You going with sheik?

He's coming
to lunch today to negotiate.

He wants to make a big production
out of it and hire a limousine.

OK. Now we're going
to cut the heart out.

He knows how to treat a girl.

Hey, sheik!

Why should I?

Is there a law
saying I have to go to the prom?

He's crazy.

How you doing?

I was talking
with fausto last night.

Remember him?
I told you about him.

He's my cousin.
We got a limo.

Really?
Yeah, he's a good guy.

You!

Let's see your pass.

What pass? This is
lunch period.

Not your lunch period.

Hey, I'm just talking
to the girls here, OK?

What's your problem?

Your problem, mister.

Hey, don't get
your balls in an uproar.

That will cost you a suspension.

Great. I'm suspended.
Now, leave me alone.

That means off school property.

And you and whose army
is going to make me?

Don't flatter
yourself... Punk.

Fuck you.

That will put you
out of school altogether.

Let's go.

Don't fuckin' touch me.

You want to fight me?

Fuckin' son of a bitch!

Let him up.
Let him up.

Let me go.

You going to behave?

Let him up!

You're out of here, mister!

Sheik.

OK. I want to pose a problem
or a puzzle for you.

And see if you can guess
who this person is.

He's described
in the history books

as a short,
squat, squat, taciturn man...

Who, after his discharge from the
army after fighting in the Mexican war,

had been fighting
an unequal battle

with alcoholism
and poverty and failure.

He, at one point, became
a real estate salesman.

At another point, he worked
in his father's tannery.

At another point, he tried
farming, but he failed.

I think Jody's
going to be our biggest problem.

Let her get her own date.

She's in the sorority.

We're supposed to help her.

I think we should look
into Georgie leacock for her.

Yeah. If we could fit
that misshapen body of his into a tuxedo.

OK. So Georgie
for Jody.

How about you, Jill?

Who do we get for you?

Well, I'm going with sheik.

He got expelled
from school, remember?

So?

So, you know who
the floor chaperone is this year?

McManus.

Yeah. They say he killed
somebody in the marines.

Then the hell with it.
I'm not going to the prom.

Don't be ridiculous.

What about Jack Harrigan?

Oh, he's taking some girl
from miss fine's.

Oh, that makes me sick.

I'm not going.

Look, has he
called you yet since he got kicked out?

He's probably embarrassed.

You look at your committee
guidelines and you'll see that formal wear

is defined as a black tuxedo.

And, gals... 3 inches.

If you come in with a hemline that's
more than 3 inches above the knee,

or anything else
that's inappropriate,

believe me, we will
stop you at the door.

Every year we have
one or two tragedies.

Hi.

Do you know what time it is?

Real late?

This came today.

Oh, god.

I wish you'd tell me when you're
not coming home after school.

If they turn you down,
it's no big thing.

There's lots
of other schools just as good.

I'm in.

You're in?

They accepted me.
Sarah Lawrence.

I'll get your father.

Don't wake him up.

You think he could
sleep if he knew?

I'll get him down here.

We'll have champagne.

Jill.

You look nice.

You won't be seeing me.

Have a nice night.

Sheik!

You owe me 25 bucks.

A tuxedo rental...
Corsage... Gas for your car.

What are you talking about?

You obviously
don't want to be here with me.

Oh.

Go!

Don't slobber, Georgie.

They're partying at pj's.

Some kid walked out of there and
wrapped his car around a telephone pole,

so now the cops are on him.

I want to go somewhere.

I know a place.

You sure they'll serve us?

Anybody talk to Jody?

She's with Carl.

They're supposed
to be following us.

They're pulling up on us, rat!

They're going to catch us.

No way!

You'll hit them.

We're going to hit them!

Wait for me!

Wait for me!

OK. I got a screwdriver, three rum
and cokes, a grasshopper, and tab.

You're such a drag, Jill.

Anybody who tosses
their cookies in my car cleans it up.

I'm shit-faced.

Big of you to admit it.

Hey, Jody, hi.
Want a drink?

I have to use the ladies' room.

Is Carl parking the car?

Carl went home.

I'm shit-faced.

Let me see your I.D.

She didn't look so good.

Is that a beautiful job or what?

First I couldn't feel my cheeks,
then I couldn't feel my nose,

then I
couldn't feel my eyeballs.

Who wants to feel your eyeballs?

Do you come to this
place often, Jill?

Jody?

Jody?

What happened?

What happened?

I think I hurt my fingers.

God.

What happened, Jody?

What happened?

I needed something to cut with.

I broke the mirror.

You always
get everything you want.

And you never do
anything for it.

It just gets handed to you.

Is that my fault?

I mean, anyhow,
you could have gone to Beth or Debra.

They're your friends.

They think I'm a slut.

Oh, come on. Just because you make
it with boys doesn't mean you're a slut.

Since when?

I was just wondering, you know,
what the big attraction was.

I like it.

Is that so bad?

I like it when I'm making it.

OK?

It's just afterward
that it's bad.

Like...
Like with sheik.

How could you do that?

He was my boyfriend.

I'm sorry.

I've seen this episode
on Peyton place.

Don't you start making jokes.

What's your problem?

Are you girls all
right down there?

We're fine, mama.
Go back to sleep.

One-way to Miami beach.

First week, we were
supposed to wear these little green hats,

all the freshmen on campus.

I wonder if they still do that.

You felt ridiculous, but it built a
kind of camaraderie... class spirit.

You're talking loud again, dad.

Am I?
I'm sorry.

The grounds are beautiful.

I wonder if
these buildings are fireproof.

Some of them look pretty old.

This is it.

You're what... first floor?

Right.

I can take them from here.

Don't be silly.
We want to see your room.

Dad.

I mean, we're paying
enough for it.

Mom.

Another visit, Eli.

You're going to have
a wonderful time here.

You'll write?

I will.

All these young girls.

I feel like we're
delivering her to a convent.

Hi.

Hi.

Is this slater hall?

I think so.

I dream about him.

I dream of having
children that look like him.

I wouldn't be an
actress all the time... OK.

And then one day I'd... Jill?

Were you in the,
dramatics club or something in high school?

I was president.

Well... I think your best bet is just
forget everything you learned there

and start over.

"I've discovered a world
I didn't know existed till I came here.

"I'm learning a lot.

The other girls
are a very divirse group."

She spelled "diverse" wrong.

She was never a speller.

"...a very diverse group"

"from interesting backgrounds."

"I think the decision
not to go to a co-ed school"

"was a good one."

"I feel like
I'm starting a new life,"

"with a wonderful opportunity
to make friends"

"among people I never
would've met in Trenton."

"The drama here is not
what I had imagined.

"Our visiting director
is one of the people

"who is reshaping
American theater.

"The emphasis is on discovering yourself,
"on bringing out the fears

"and passions inside you.

"The production this fall
"is St. Joan of the stockyard.

"But for the time being I'm concentrating
"on developing my acting skills

instead of worrying about
how big a part I get."

Does she say whether
she's happy there?

It's hard to tell.

Peas, peas, peas, peas,
peas, peas, peas, peas.

Two pieces?

Save myself a trip
back through the line.

So who are these guys
that they're shipping in?

Princeton, Columbia, and brown.

Brown... they're animals.

I heard about a girl that
went up there for a mixer.

And she passed out
on beer in some dorm.

And when she came to,
all the guys that had taken a crack at her

signed their initials
on her ass.

I've got a class now.

See you guys later.

She's got a
boyfriend still in high school.

They write each
other... Every day.

A bit of a wimp.

So what about you?

You leave anybody behind?

No.

Nobody?

Well, there was this insane
character in high school.

He wasn't really a
greaser... Almost.

He was sort of my boyfriend.

Won't find much
of that stuff up here.

I wonder what
they're like from Princeton.

I hear they fuck
with their socks on.

Jill!

How you doing?

OK.

What did I tell you?
Animals!

Hi.

Hi.

You want to fuck?

I mean dance.

No.

Which one?

What?

Which one don't you want to do?

You don't want to fuck?

No.

You don't want to dance?

No.

I'm a senior.

You're not going to make it.

Where are you aiming
on the cushion?

It's not going to do it.

Are you trying to psych me out?

Do it your way.

We should go shopping.

Shopping?

For clothes.

For you. I know some place in
New York that would be good for you.

You do?

We could go in, get some things for you,
maybe hook up with somebody.

Phillip's got this
friend from Princeton.

You're standing in my light.

It's not like you need a
whole wardrobe or anything.

Just some basic stuff.

I mean, your instincts
are pretty good.

You just have to
learn how to listen.

So, the five of us, right,
we pile into this car.

And we end up at
this bar in Trenton. Right?

Let's get more wine.

This local...
this local comes in. Right?

We boxed him in.

So, he says,
"whoever belongs to a green Volvo,

I'm gonna tear
his face off."

This guy's right out
of the stone age...

Right? He's got hair on his knuckles,
his forehead slopes back

where
his frontal lobe is supposed to be.

And this guy is
really heavy-duty New Jersey.

So, nobody speaks up, right?

He starts looking around the bar

to see who he thinks
might drive a green Volvo. Right?

Everybody in the bar
looks just like this guy. I mean,

we're talking early
stages of evolution.

So, finally,
he comes over and he stands looking

at the five of us at the table.

All right? I'm trying to think,
"what would Johnny weissmuller do

in a... in a situation
like this?"

Let's get some more wine.

So, there was this guy, rat.

I never knew his real name.

Hey, his mother named him
rat in the cradle and it stuck.

Rat delarocco.

He's probably Italian,
but maybe not.

Oh, and he always
wore this glove

on his hand like
a racing driver, and he never took it off,

bowling even or
when we'd eat pizza.

I always pictured him all naked
in a bathtub except for that glove,

like Dean Martin with his
hat in some came running.

Did you ever see that
with Shirley MacLaine?

It was great.

Rat had this car, see.

And he called
it... The ratmobile!

The ratmobile.

You should have seen
what he had under his hood.

I'm talking like a crazy person,
aren't I?

You're doing fine.

OK.

So, anyway... Rat would be driving,
right?

And we'd be taking a shot.

Did I ever tell you
about taking a shot?

You never went out with
anybody like me before?

Hey, hey, hey.

Did I tell you about
me and frank Sinatra?

No.

Me and frank Sinatra
are like that.

You know what I mean?

Jill?

What's the matter?

What's wrong?

Hey, are you all right?

Oh, shit.
What's the matter?

Try to keep her head up!

I think
she blew it on the check.

Oh, watch out.

I think we better get her home.

You OK?

Miss... Miss,
we seem to have a slight problem.

I don't think I have
anything left.

I did it on the train, too.

Well, just in case.

Would you dial this for me?

Sure.

Yeah, I'd like to call
305-866-5050, please.

Ask for Albert.

Yeah, is Albert there?

They're getting him.

Thanks.

Call if you need any help.

OK.

Sorry I woke you.

No problem.

Sheik?

Hi. It's Jill.

Yeah. In the dorm.

I called your house
and I talked to your mother.

She gave it to me.
I think I woke her up.

What is it?
A restaurant or something?

No, no. It's a club.

I'm doing my act here.

Yeah, I'm singing.

Yeah.

So... So, w-what are you doing?

I've been sort of bummed out.

It's different here.

There's a lot of pressure.

I... I don't know
how you're supposed to act.

No.

Only for this girl named Shelly,
and no one likes her either.

So, you thinking
of dropping out?

No, no... No.

You know, I was thinking of
coming down to Miami, though.

I got a friend down there.

Remember Beth lebo?

And there's this guy bill whose
family is in the toy business.

Zelmire toys,
and this guy Leonard.

Leonard?
Yeah, Leonard.

His family's
the golden meat company.

Beef by-products.

How are your classes?

Classes?

They're not real high
on the list down here.

Oh.

Anyhow, who we're meeting now
is this guy Curtis, who's very sweet,

and he's bringing
someone for you.

Great.

What do you think
about that, Lou?

A whole school full
of horny women.

I had a cousin
who went there once.

She was a freedom rider
back when they had those,

but then she was always weird.

Who wants to go in the water?

I think I'm ready
for another brew.

Listen,
there's some bills in my wallet, honey.

Why don't you get us
another six.

OK.

I'll go with you.

And get some smokes, too, OK?

OK.

And listen,
if we're not here when you get back,

it means we met a couple of hot
ones and took them down to the grove.

I was wondering... If you'd
be up to go see sheik tonight?

He's down here?
Yeah.

What's he doing,
running a kidnapping service?

He's performing.
He's got a nightclub act.

Well,
if you really think you want to see him.

Well, we could just take
a peak and not let him know.

If it's too awful, we'll just... Well,
what about Lou?

We'll drown him.

That's Curtis' eldorado.

Where do you
meet all these guys?

Through the sorority.
Are you still in?

Sororities aren't real high
on the list up there.

Thank you. Thank you.

The chairman of the board,
ladies and gentlemen.

And now, another request.

Arthur, j-12.

This is for all you ladies who
keep the home fires burning.

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, and...

You order anything you want, OK?

It's pretty expensive.

Hey, you go to the fountainbleu,
You go first class.

That's the point.
Anything you want.

Thanks.

Isn't this fantastic?

Miami beach
is the greatest place in the world.

I think back
on Trenton sometimes.

It's like years
I spent in prison.

You like it.

What, are you kidding?

The people you see down here,
I've seen women,

their hands
never been near dishwater.

Till they're 20 years old,

they go to these
debutante parties, look for a husband,

they have a big wedding,

and then for the
rest of their life, they go shopping.

So, are you seeing anybody?

Not really.

How about you?

Not really.

So, how's your singing career?

Que sera, sera.

You know? I just need
the right break.

Are you working on your voice?

The voice.
Voice is not that important.

I mean, you look
at a guy like dino.

OK? You look
at the clothes, you look at the style.

Voice is not the whole story.

You ever been
to a place like this?

My parents used to bring
me here when I was little.

No kidding.

Well, next time,
if some of the things I got working for me,

they come through,
we'll book a room here.

Nothing but the best.

It's the mice.

Got to let them
know you're home.

You want some coffee
or something?

I got my own kitchen here.

No, thanks.

Like the tux?

It's nice.

It's custom-tailored.

I had it made.

Where did you get
all these pictures?

Remember that little squirt who
took pictures for the yearbook?

I sort of bought
the negatives off him.

Does it pay
pretty well, the night club?

Monday through Friday,
I wash dishes.

And on weekends,
they let me do the act.

People seem to go for it.

You know, that's how Jerry Lewis
got his start, lip-syncing records.

Oh.

I haven't decided though whether
to bill myself as just "the sheik,"

or... I don't know,
use another name.

You never told me why
people started calling you that.

It's a kind of protection.

A what?

A kind of rubber.

You know, trojans,
ramses, sheik.

Speaking of which...
Are you on anything?

Are you on the pill
or something?

Oh.

No.

Well, I got that covered.

Turn the light off.

Don't take any shit up there.

I don't even know
why you're going back.

I got to work some things out.

If you ask me, it's
a waste of time.

I should go.

I'm going to call.

So will I.

I'm going to write, too.

So will I.

I love you.

I know.

So, anyways... I figured it was OK
getting it on with my English lit tutor

because he wasn't married.

What's that got to do with it?

I don't know.

Get good grades?

As. But I
earned them.

I bet you did.

Couldn't have gotten away
with that for long in high school.

No shit.

I used to go out
with this greaser.

Leather jacket!

He's this
small-time hood, right?

Going to be
the next frank Sinatra.

Cheer up, Shelly.

So what was this guy, Polish?

Italian.

His name was sheik,
like the prophylactic.

Sheik!

And he was just crazy about me.

He followed me around,
called me up.

Once him and his
friend rat kidnapped me.

Heard this number before, rosen.

He was such a fuckin' loser.

They borrowed the car, right,
and they had to have it back by midnight.

You used
to get it on with them in cars?

I'm going to make it with
somebody named sheik?

All rosen does
in cars is boot on the upholstery.

Could somebody
change that record please?

I'm scared.

Of the record?

It freaks me out.

Never smoke dope with amateurs.

I think we can make a food run.

Food? God. What's
open at this hour?

We'll knock over a bakery truck.

Come on.
We're out of here.

I don't think I can make it.

Come on, Jill!

Maybe we'll meet
some bikers for you at dunkin donuts.

Hey.

Steve.

A bunch of the guys,
we were road-tripping.

I tried to think of who
I knew on campus.

You like to come in?

Sure.

It may be small, but it's ugly.

You look different.

I'm not throwing up.

You were pretty sick.

I don't
remember a whole lot from that night.

I just know I was a mess.

I've seen worse.

Do you smoke?

Sure.

So, what do you do
when you road-trip?

Well, Phillip went
to see if he find Leslie.

And the other guys
went to the library

to see if they could
pick anybody up.

Good luck.

Phillip says you're an actress.

That's the rumor.

So, you want to stay the night?

Sure.

Phillip's driving down right
after his poli-sci exam.

He'll be pretty wiped,
but he'll get here.

Chrissie's got this guy who's
flying down from Harvard

and then taking the train.

Christ.

Karen's got this dude from Columbia,
but he's OK.

Shelly's guy
from high school is coming.

She wouldn't dare.

He's in love with her.

That's what
psychotherapy is for.

Bet they still
jerk each other off.

8-ball.

You can't beat me, rosen.

What did I tell you?

Speed kills.

What about you?

Steve's coming.

Oh, yeah?

Good. I was
worried about you.

Why is it such a big deal?

It always was
and always will be.

Off the cushion.

Thanks.

Hello?

Sheik? What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong.

No.

Did I wake you up?

- Of course you woke me up.
- 00.

I'm sorry.

I just had to talk
to you, that's all.

Oh, things
are coming along. You know?

I mean, a lot of things
are gonna happen for me soon.

I can feel it. You know?

I'm really tired.

Can I call you tomorrow
night or something?

Well, I'm out of the dorm a lot.

All right.

Will you write me?

Yeah, I will.

All right.

Good night, Jill.

You waiting for a call?

From Boston.

Sorry about that.

I am so mad!

I mean, he just does
these things!

I can't control... I... Do
you think it's exciting?

Sort of.

That's something you can use.

That sense of excitement
that goes with fear.

He's such an asshole!

He's fucking kidnapping me!

Is that all that you feel?

You Albert?

They call me sheik.

I was told to see Albert.

I'm him, too.

You supposed to fix me up?

Oh, you busing?

Am I what?

You busing?

No, no. I'm singing.

Singing?

Yeah. I'm the new singer.
Vinnie Franco.

I don't get it.

What don't you get?

They said you're going to run
a microphone check for me.

You mean, you really sing?

No. I move my lips and
they play the fucking jukebox.

Does this work?

If they wanted real singing,
why didn't they ask me first?

Why didn't they give me a shot?

I figured this would be a toilet,
but this is ridiculous.

You're a real singer?
Yeah.

How come I never heard of you?

If I had a voice,
would I be working in a place like this?

It's not like it's
the senior prom or anything.

I just thought... Yeah, I know.

Well, I can get
somebody else to go with me.

Sure.

OK. Give me a call
sometime, all right?

Have a nice flight.

OK, bye-bye.

Shit.

I don't know what
I'm going to do.

You were talking
on the telephone.

That must have been interesting.

Remember I told you about Steve?

That was him on the phone.

Rick isn't coming either.

I called him and
told him Shelly died.

They buried her
behind the biology lab.

It was beautiful.

You know Jill rosen?

Do you know Jill rosen?

Do you know Jill rosen?

Do you know Jill rosen?

Yeah.

Where's Jill?

Where's Jill?

What are you doing here?

I came to see you.

Sheik... You didn't write.

I know. I'm sorry.

It doesn't matter.
I'm here.

All my stuff.

I got to talk to you.

I think about you all the time.

What do you mean?

I want you.

Sheik,
I... Damn it! You shut up and you listen!

You never give me an inch...
Not in high school, not ever!

And we're good together!

I know that!

And all the rest... all the college,
all the jobs, and the bullshit

doesn't mean shit!

Just you and me,
that's what's important!

I'm not in love with you.

Why not?

It just doesn't work for me.

What the fuck does that mean?

You don't even give me a chance!

It's because of who I am, right?

What do you mean who you are?

Oh, don't hand me
that shit! Don't hand me that shit!

On account of where I'm
gonna end up, right? Right?

You've got your singing.

Oh, bullshit!

I ain't... I ain't ever
gonna be anything.

I'm gonna end up
a fuckin' garbage man like my father.

Oh, that's not true.

Don't fuckin' talk down to me!

Sheik.

Don't you look at me.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I do love you, you know.

Just not the way you want me to.

You know,
I got some feeling in this, too.

I'm trying to be somebody up here,
and I'm a complete washout,

hiding in my room all night because
some guy won't go to a dance with me.

You think I got
a maid or something?

You lied to me.

I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.

What about when
you came to Miami?

What the fuck was that?

What do you want from me?

You want me to quit school and
get married to you and have kids?

What the fuck is
so awful about that?

That's not who I want to be!

I don't know
what I want, but it's not that.

When we were in high school...
We're not in high school anymore!

You don't want
to see me anymore?

No.

You shouldn't have
slept with Jody.

Yeah, that was stupid.

So, what are you
going to do now?

I don't know.

Jill?

You in there, Jill?

We should get a move on.

Maybe she crapped
out and took the train home already.

Is this dance
a big deal or something?

Everybody tries to impress each
other with what guy they can get

to go to it with them.

And you got stood up?

Shot down.

Fuckin' guy's an asshole.

You could take me to it.

What?

I can't have everybody thinking
I'm a cootie, sitting alone in my room.

You don't want to go
in there with me.

Yes, I do.

What are they going to think you
walk in there with some meatball?

They're going to think I got the
best-looking guy in the whole place.

I seen some of these guys
when I was looking for you.

They dress like shit.

You must've
terrorized the place.

Yeah, I did.

So, how about it?

You going to bail me out?

All right.

Over here.

Ladies and gentlemen,
we just got a weird request,

but we're going to do it anyway.