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6 million!
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Thank you!
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Thank you!
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Of course!
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Of course we're gonna
get the 60 mil merch son!
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60 mil!
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I bet you thought I couldn't do it huh?
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Check out the merch linking by description.
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It would really have about a lot you
know it's been it's been it's been it's
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channel is doing well
but my god there are
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so many yellow dollar
signs that I don't even
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know what to do I might have to live on
the street unless unless you're an absolute
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mad land check out the
merch linking the pile.
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Oh it comes with a
sticker as well so you can
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place it on top of your 50 mil merch
so that that will be relevant as well.
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There's nothing more beautiful than a
man expressing his love in poetic words.
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Words that speaks
directly from his soul and
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there's no one that
can do this better than
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Indian man, Khan writes
send me your Vigana pick.
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Hi are you F. Knight?
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I want to kiss your Vigana.
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I want to kiss your
Vigana for two hours and
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then put my one feet
pines in your Vigana.
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You will happy.
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Truly beautiful.
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Truly words that speaks to your soul.
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How could you possibly say no
to a request like this from Khan?
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Dear.
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How big is your?
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Mmm very nice pics.
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Send me nakt epic.
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No you.
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Hello bitch lasagna.
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What does he think lasagna means?
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Here's another classic.
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Your Bobs very big.
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I'm kiss your Bobs.
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Don't forget to kiss your Bobs.
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Every night I kiss my
Bobs at least five times.
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Now I'm sure you've seen these already but
I thought we would go through some more.
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Wonderful poetic words
of wisdom from Italian.
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Italian really.
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That's why they mix up the lasagna.
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From some Indian men
on Facebook or Twitter.
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Trump is not my president.
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Neither Obama.
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Actually I'm from India.
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Hashtag not my president.
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Trump is not my president.
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Neither neither Obama.
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Actually I'm from Sweden.
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Send pussy.
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Bed joke.
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I can't even.
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I don't know what to say.
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It's so fucking weird.
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I'm trying to decipher
what's happening here.
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Oh my god.
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Always new me and Taylor
were somehow connected.
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So that's him on the left.
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That's his friend on the right.
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That's his friend on the right.
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That's the guy on the left.
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That's the guy on the left.
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That's the girl.
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That's the girl with that chair.
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That chair.
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They are connected.
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Oh my god.
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My mind has been blown.
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Damn.
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They are basically best friends.
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So he just met this guy.
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Took a selfie with him.
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And then after that he's like, yeah
I'm connected with Taylor Swift.
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[Laughs]
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Oh that's genius.
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Backstage with Eminem.
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Wow.
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It's true.
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It's backstage not on stage.
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And not staged at all.
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I say it's not Photoshop.
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My god that looks incredible.
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No one loves Photoshop.
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Like Indian people.
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Lesson learned.
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Don't F with Rhino Men from
Pakistan who message you on Facebook
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because they'll send you
Photoshop pictures of you and them.
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I told you.
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Oh yeah you think your seperated?
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Well think again.
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We're actually best friends.
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And no.
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No he photoshopped himself.
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No.
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They can't be right.
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Selfie with... [Laughs]
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There he is.
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Hey my god.
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Selfie with Ronaldo as well.
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It's a rare disease.
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I need to see fresh girls without dress.
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To be alive.
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I want to see you
without dress or I will die.
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That's so funny.
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What's it called?
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It's not a joke.
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Okay.
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Real disease.
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It's called Anudays Bedia.
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You can't find on Google Don't Sur.
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[Laughs]
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It is so rare.
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It is so rare.
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You cannot find.
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Don't even try it.
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What happens if I don't send you pics?
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[Sighs]
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My skin turned red.
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And I will slowly puke blood and die.
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PS just send bitch.
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Come on.
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Come on man.
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Come on.
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Just send it.
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I'm dying.
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Would you ever come to America?
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I was the rarer for...
Why is he saying?
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I was the rarer
for... 1996 to 1999.
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Where in America?
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In Brooklyn and Michigan Detroit.
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What did you do there?
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Heroin.
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Gotta friend request from a spam account.
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Check the friend list
and found this guy
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with Justin Bieber's
haircut photoshopped on.
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No, no, no, this is not...
Doesn't that photoshopped?
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I can't even tell.
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I mean it looks good.
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Put a condom on you.
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Bish.
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Because I'm about to eff your feelings.
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That unibrow makes me moist.
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Baby.
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I'm having headache.
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Let's me see.
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Okay, wait.
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Damn, that looks painful.
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Yes.
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You can't make this stuff up.
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You just can't make this stuff up.
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Damn, that just looked very painful.
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I'm not gonna make this stuff up.
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That looks very painful.
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I've seen a couple of headaches in my days,
but... She has come a long way indeed.
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Air hostage.
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Two air host days.
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That's great.
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It really shows that you
can turn your life around.
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If you are bad.
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Then I am your dad.
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I am your... You're my... If
I'm... What are your main?!
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All these lights, but you
couldn't brighten up my life.
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As I am, is really going
through some stuff right now.
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Don't you just hate when
you're surrounded by
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lights, but nothing
can bright up your life?
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Why?
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Am I still single?
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You're a gay!
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Gay?
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I straighter than the polar mom dances on.
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Ohhhhhh!
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Damn!
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Ha ha!
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Ha ha!
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I love the rock and roll
one in the bottom as well.
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Man, if... If a man sends you this, you
know you have to show at least Vaganah.
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God damn.
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God damn!
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But that's cool.
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Mosquito bites a boob.
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He sucks blood.
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Can't make this stuff up.
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It's just too good!
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Probably blood?
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He is not my boyfriend,
but I love his hugs.
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His advice and the way he can
change my mood with a slightest smile.
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He is my one and only.
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He's not my boyfriend, but he's still my...
Now that's some next level friend zoning.
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God damn!
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God damn!
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I'm it.
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Bandaviling.
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I am not a myth.
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I am a legend.
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I'm salute.
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Legend!
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My god, he's not a myth.
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Super cool, yo.
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Yeah, it's a very cool game.
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I love you!
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Seems like the perfect
time to confess your love.
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You've probably seen this one basically.
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This guy is... Didn't want to be
best friends with mud asi or anymore,
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so he made this picture declaring...
Salman is new best friend.
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Truly, truly touching stuff.
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Sexy girl.
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I want to touch her boobs.
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Show your sexy boobs and Snoop Dogg.
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That's what you really want.
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You want to Snoop Dogg.
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If you ever meet a girl
and you're like, "Show
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me your sexy boobs,"
but then stop yourself.
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No.
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No, no, no.
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Shoe Snoop Dogg as well.
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I know he's here.
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I know he's here somewhere.
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Snoop Dogg!
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When you ask her
nicely to send Vigana pick,
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instead she screams
"Shots your commutation."
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I'm supposed to... He's just
asking nicely for Bob Send Vigana.
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Shobu Bob Send Vigana.
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So, can you watch too ass?
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This is my pick in Manchester Stadium.
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Great place.
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I just met Wayne Roney and
gave him tip about football.
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Seems legit.
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Me and my wife.
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No.
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No, this can't be real.
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This can't be real.
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Now he can make
himself... What a lucky man.
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To get to marry himself.
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I wish I could do this.
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Same.
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Are you a woman?
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[cough]
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Yeah.
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You're asking.
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I'm doing economics research
on women's in economics, India.
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So, we'll send private parts because
we do research on economics body parts.
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To determine medium size or
breast in women's in economics.
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It's for the science of economics.
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Can you please just send
me your boobs and Vigana?
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I'm doing research for economics of women.
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This is for your sake.
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What the fuck?
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What am I reading?
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Can you get some... Can
I get some likes please?
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Because my little brother
just burned two days ago.
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What are you saying?
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What happened to your brother?
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Oh my god.
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