All language subtitles for What to watch Swinger (2016) srt

I do not know ...

I do not know if it is something for me.

Central heating is just like all the other heat.

It will be just made a little further away.

I can not figure out whether it's something for me.

-I have to think about it-do it. It is also fine.

You need to contact me, if you decide, we have to make a trade.

Yes. Shall we say it?

Will you go home and think about it? Or ...?

Are you sitting here and thinking?

-I love you most. -In two ...

Why are you there?

-I live here. -Do not stand and save you. You scares me.

View to get some other clothes. We must of place.

I have put your bag. Came then.

You bought the Red? Where are you good, Darling. Yes ...

It might be pleasant. No, we take away for the weekend.

We set off for an hour.

Will you talk to father? No?

Okay, sweetie. We talked just know not? Hi, hi.

Have you been sitting there all day? Eight hours of light therapy.

There is really sol out in reality.

-I'm happy to see you. -I'm happy to see you.

-I'm happy to be here. -I'm happy to be here.

-I'm very happy to be here. -I'm very happy to be here.

-I'm happy to see you. -I'm happy to see you.

-In seeing as both healthy and lovely out. -Yes, we are very much in Spain. The Costa del Sol.

We don't usually talk about whose fault it is that ye cannot conceive.

But it is Jans's sake, can I understand?

Now just watch.

This is a Bandariba-plant.

It is Indian, and it has an absolutely stunning effect on fertility.

-It has been scientifically proven. -Yes. We are also not for hocus pocus.

I am jellyfish, so I have both feet on the ground. Jan must eat leaves?

No, we flog him with it until he takes care together.

No, of course it is just nonsense.

But laughter has a very positive effect on our body.

And also on fertility.

-How to. Hi. -Hi, see you on Sunday!

-Do you think Christopher is happy? -He is 17 and has a boyfriend with a D-Cup.

Where the hell is the car key?

I don't think we are fooling anyone with the golf equipment. It is completely unused.

Have you smoked?

No.

So what is it here?

I keep them for a friend.

You have no damn friends.

Hello, Hello!

-Hello, Iris, your goddamn bitch. -Hi, Jørgen.

You can then view to get down the skirt up?

-Hi, Adam. How goes it? -Yes, very good. It goes well with you?

Excellent. I have 80 employees to keep track of. You know how it is.

I sure as hell don't know anything about. -You can only count on the tax office.

-Then in the running still in Citroën'en? -It is most Iris that is running.

Then you have your hands free to knit. Come on, Darling.

-Can we reach the ferry back? -Don't be so childish.

He started.

-Hi, Rebekah! -Hello!

-You look wonderful out. -Thank you!

And welcome, Adam. -Thanks, it's great to be here.

Suite! -Congratulations, Jørgen. So it is in place.

-Talk about coffee machines? -No, no.

-Do you have the key, Jan? -Ingeborg, it is here. The suite!

Should you not have the that nicotine patches? They are not very appetizing.

-Where is it in Spain? -Malaga.

-It is not a røvsygt area? -It is cozy. Many Danes.

I was comfortable with my first husband, when he was running, but Finn ...

I do not know ... I sit and jump and dance in my seat.

It is not extensive to get central heating put in?

-If you haven't gotten laid pipes. -We do not have.

-So I do not recommend it.-should we resist?

-We have just sown tulips ...-ye shall not do so.

-Maybe next year ...? -No, I would not. What have you?

-A wood-burning stove. And electricity.-it is also much cozier.

-The rumbling a bit. -Yes? Have ye not el panels?

-Of course, in the living room and the bedroom. -So it's fine.

It is good enough.

Hello, Hello! There we have them!

-I was afraid of not getting. -Hello!

-Patricia and Patrick. Come inside! -Hello!

-Welcome! -It was a little hard to find the place.

-Patricia. -Noproblem. In found it.

Set you down. Such. Well.

ye shall have a welcome drink. Here you go.

So welcome to Baunø. The Baltic Sea's playground.

It can be good to call it, for it is a children's playground.

-A big sandbox. -It can be good to say. A sandbox.

-Cozy. -Yes, it's cozy. Well, Bolette.

As you can see, we've all bathrobes.

So there is no difference between the Director and the craftsman.

In addition to lønchecken. We just need to stick with it.

Let's just review the rules.

Bun room located in the basement.

And here are the dress code raunchy underwear, a towel or less.

In the basement you can join or leave it alone and look at.

It makes you completely, as you want to.

Guests must be clarified, for jealousy is causing discomfort for the whole club.

Therefore must, I repeat must, al sex across the par-

-be in the basement, where it is not covered up.

Here we have open to all people, we get the visits of all kinds.

-We haven't had an immigrant. -We do not have it?

Karl-Gustav is a Swede.

Yes. From Linköping.

Hey, who can just watch. All are welcome here.

Now I find your keys, so can you get your room.

Beware, I not trample you over your toes.

Voilà!

Bathrobes hanging in the closet. There can also hang in shyness.

Just come down to us in the other, when you are ready.

-It's damn as cozy. -Yes, here is terrific.

-What is that? -It's just ...

-It is authentic enough for you? -Yes, are you mad?

-What have we started? -I do not know.

You might get something here.

-Bowl! -Bowl, Patricia!

-Bowl, Adam! -Bowl, Lone!

It is complicated to pasteurize 80,000 liters of milk.

-It is many liters. -A giant container.

I am President of my own company. Plastic import/export.

-Then you import and export it? -Yes, hence the name.

-There is also the one who baghyler. DK.-What?

-Baghyler. DK-I have not tried.

You will meet many different.

You eat bread. I like.

-Why shouldn't I do it? -Many do not eat wheat or sugar.

And rice and potatoes. -I have always eaten what I want.

What about adoption?

-Jan will have its own child. -I understand this well.

Of course, but he did not. The semen is good for nothing.

The sperm has no initiative. They don't even try.

-It is a shame for him. -I am as with on.

-After all, it is his fault. -Yes, but ...

-I can have a baby with anyone. -It is cruel to give him the blame.

-He does himself. -Okay.

-Patrick, what are you doing? -I make music, write songs.

-It sounds not so lucrative. -No, but I think it will be good.

You cannot live on reviews. To be food on the table.

Money for clothes and diapers.

-We have no children. -We must, of course, get an extra job.

-Exactly, Jan.-we do not have children.

They tend to pop out, even if you have not ordered them.

-I do not know if I will have children. -What do you mean by it?

For hell. Then we have the ballad.

I don't know if we can afford to put children in this world.

-not if you can't support them.-I would like to have children. A handful.

Bowl!

Children are small dictators added a good dose of self-pity.

It does not fit. My nephew ... He is a child.

-He is super cute and innocent. -In legal terms he is innocent.

-You don't know anything about children. -I have been a child.

I sucked the life out of my parents. They never came outside a door.

It was good.

I have always said that having children is a choice, you will never regret.

And then you regret it anyway a little every day.

When you get home, Patrick, you should let you sterilize.

If you have children, you will become second-class citizen in your own home. Left over.

If the woman had to choose, she will always choose her children.

And if the kids had to choose, they would always choose mum.

With time you will be so broken that you think both sides are right.

That man is you on tolerated stay in your own family.

It does not matter that it is you who give them shelter.

-Women may even raise the roof. -Exactly.

They just don't build lortet itself.

-It will be very gender normative. -Thank you.

Gender normative? He is already cracked.

Not, for satan!

-John, your bathrobe is open. -John, we eat!

Well, hell ... I beg your pardon.

It must be in the damn excuse. It has a life of its own.

-Yes, I think so too. -It is a proper krabat.

Bowl!

-Are you okay, Patricia? -I'm quite okay.

Bon appétit!

Then it's on to get something in skrutten.

Is it actually hereditary? Had your father also a fight diller?

You may ask Ingeborg.

-It is not like this always. -Yes, always.

-We must not turn on the heat? -I've just aired out.

Well, then they come yet?

-You said I had to take them off. -Yes.

We have purchase a share in a timeshare in Malaga.

I love Spain.

Yes, there is also great.

We share with someone named Torben and Birgitte.

Okay ...

Paella tastes really delicious.

-Yes, it is really delicious. -Sangria.

You must apologize, Bolette. I have no impact now.

Okay.

-80,000 liters? -Yes. some 90,000 times.

-Whoa.-Fighting machine.

-In a centri ...? -Yes, Yes.

You press a button, and then 40 minutes later ...

-Taxes? Are you okay? -Yes, I'm fine.

You look like someone who is for burial.

Hi.

-Do you want to sit down? -Jo thank you. I would really like to.

Thank you very much.

Do you feel like a drink? I can easily pick up a.

It is sweet of you. Darling, do you feel like a drink?

Yes. You also, Patrick.

-Yes please. -So do I pick one to us.

Hello?

-Thank you. -Bowl!

-Bowl, Adam! -Bowl!

-Goodnight, Adam. -Good night.

Hi!

You have just the thing ...

Thank you very much.

-Remember the front teeth. -I will be enough.

-Well, see you tomorrow. -What do you think of it so far?

-I think it is interesting. -Yes.

Also a bit of naughtiness.

I am studying sociology and anthropology, so ...

-... I'm perhaps colored by my subject? -Anthropology? Wow!

So it is here, of course, the right place to do field studies.

-We are the closest dressed as natural people. -After all it is it.

Yes.

See you tomorrow!

Teams now shut up, Adam!

Goodnight, Adam.

Jørgen, there is SOAP and water, if you want to wash their hands.

They got well very much attention. Poor young people.

Yes.

-He works as sweet. -If one is to the charming type.

She is also a delicious, small package.

I do not understand that we also have been so solid in the flesh.

I have. You have always been a bit limp.

At their age, I could lift cars with my erection.

You had nothing better to use it for?

"248 pigs culled in Varde."

"Pirate taxis running illegal party happy customers."

The customers are illegal partying?

"Chubby girl looking for Chef or køkkencheftil fixed ratio."

Goodnight.

Goodnight, Darling.

Dream sweet.

Good morning!

-Good morning! -Good Morning, Patrick!

Not, how they bristle.

-What? -The bristle absolutely wild.

Try just to see.

It is fine.

It is you that is fine.

Good morning!

Good morning.

-So you're the new pussy minister? -What?

Are you pussy minister?

Is there anything brie really?

There is no brie?

-Where have you done of your boyfriend? -We just do not have frightened her away.

No, she is just unable to run.

Hi!

God hi.

On the road around the island ...

-Hey. -Hi.

-Nice views, what? -Yes, it's great to get away.

Surely. Are you in Copenhagen?

Cool. Fat.

-I am also from Copenhagen. -Where am I?

-A little outside Copenhagen. -Yes, but where?

Hundige.

-Okay. -Yes, okay ...

You've been up early.

It can be a little strange the day after, you have, you know ...

-Yes, a little, no? -Yes, good weird.

-Now it's my turn. -No, it is not.

The Danish Prime minister was married to actress Helle Virkner?

-K? -Krag.

Krag? Krag who?

-He who was married to Helle Virkner. -K? First name?

-Hans Otto? -Hans Otto Krag.

-No, Jens Otto Krag. -It is the same.

You know who we mean. Hans-Otto or Jens-Otto.

In Hans-Otto said. He called Jens-Otto.

-He's dead. He called it-it doesn't matter. Jens-Otto.

-We had Otto is right. -He's called Jens-Otto.

Can we also say Kenneth Nyrop?

Or Karsten Schlüter? Or Karin Thorning-Schmidt?

-Man says not Karsten Schlüter. -I ask just.

-Tax, count to ten. -I have talked to ten, so ...

-So that we don't get or what? -No. New question.

So did you get the damn your first and only points.

Allright. In what State was Bill Clinton Governor-

-before he became President?

Arkansas. Arkansas ...

Yes, it's pronounced wrong. Arkansaw is the right answer.

-It is true. Arkansaw. -Arkansas.

It is an American State. That is not a State called Arkansas.

Arkansaw, for hell. Pronounce it right.

There was a you who said Paris with p. was going to say Pari?

-I said his, and it was Jamie. -It is not the same.

-Kind of. -Things should be pronounced correctly.

-Then it must be a second chance. -Gu is the da not a second chance.

Take your defeat with heads held high.

-New question! -I love this game.

The Danish song was sung, as was about ...

Where do you read slowly. Can you not just read what it says?

-I take another question. -I do not care.

-Do you live still in Copenhagen? -I just got home from New York.

-New York? -Yes.

-Patrick would have a record contract. -Team since shut up.

-I also make music. -Okay? What do you play?

I play most of my old vinyl records.

But I played in a punk band, when I was younger. Or young.

It did you? Okay ...

-Yes. Can you not see it? -No, not really ...

-Now I'm working in the district heating sector. -Okay. It sounds as exciting.

Yes. Yes, for hell.

I'm considering getting tattooed a heater across the chest.

Fat. It seems to me clear, you should. You'll never regret it.

One could get the impression that life didn't quite live up to the expectations?

It is difficult when you have replaced love life with a pension plan.

-It is therefore, in was swingers? -I can't remember why.

Adam, try to hear ...

Love is not a straitjacket, it is a life jacket.

It is a line from one of Patrick's songs?

It is supercorny, but it is true enough.

I've always thought of life as one of those balls of snow inside.

There is a nice house, but there is not a damn thing, if not shaking lortet.

-What are you doing? -Strips naked.

Okay.

-Come on, off with the vehicle. -No, I should sure as hell not ...

Come on now!

See him, feel him yearn now.

All that lost everything he ku '

View and be, do about.

Everything was possible before the time it came.

In his heart the liver

A worm, like smiling and calling itself a friend

What now, daydreaming, hvortiI, whither?

What should be undone and together with whom?

See him, feel him yearn now

The horizon beckons, dancer and you ...

I think he is waiting.

Venterfor the end of you.

He believes that it exists.

The fool looks believe that they exist.

It is good enough a long time ago, I have seen such a.

Give you, my friend

Throw a iasso on your dream and pull the

And ripping off its fur. Give you.

Give you, my friend. Rid on the backs of your dream.

It takes you to the most beautiful place

And Bolette viI. Give yourself to, my friend.

Your son, he looks like you?

No, thank God, he looks like his mother.

I think I'm all that, he did not bother to be.

I am also everything that I do not bother to be.

-We must get homeward. -Yes.

-Have you seen my panties? -No. But I would like to see them.

Hi ...

Well, hell.

Where have you been?

-We have been unable to run. -Yes.

-In three hours? -We are also a bit wild.

And so we had a hard time finding back.

I think I go up in the room. See you later.

-Ingeborg? -Yes.

Why do you have your Jersey reverse on?

I have it?

-Are you stiff? -I have smoked a joint.

-You have smoked a joint? -Yes.

How to really rock'n ' roll, huh?

You know what, Iris? Our life is ...

... as one of those Christmas balls of snow inside.

There is a nice little house and a beautiful landscape-

-but there is not a damn thing, before you shake it.

Okay ... Well.

Adam, please tell me how you want to live your life.

As short as possible, if it must be on the terms and conditions here.

You need to now belittle our lives, because you've been out walking with a little girl?

Why we live here in Denmark? In a fucking townhouse.

Why do we not moved abroad? New York, for example? Just not here.

You have not been to drive out of the couch, and now would you like to travel?

If we were in New York now, so we could take on the jazz club. Right now.

If it was Christmas, we could take down and ice skating at Rockefeller Center.

You can sure as hell when not skating. You can barely run on a bicycle.

Have you never just a little Pang of longing for something else?

One can not live more deflected than we do.

We go to work, pay insurance-

-eat happiness pills, get vitamins and falls asleep on the couch in the evenings.

When we really must beat to Sam, then we go in cinema-

and get us a club sandwich with cucumbers, and teams now fixed ...

The cucumbers are sliced lengthwise!

It is really a high-risk life, we've got screwed together.

Youth is infectious not of. Adam?

No matter how much you rub you up by her, you are too old for Interrail.

I have to say, Patrick, it had I not just watched sgu get.

I just thought that I like would embrace it all.

And with it all that you think other men, or what?

-So what? Are you gay, or what? -No.

I am bisexual.

Like Bowie. You love sgu as Bowie.

You have even said that his ability to experiment-

-with his sexual identity is insanely exciting.

I'm like him. I am also David Bowie.

No, you are not a hell of a David Bowie, Patrick.

Will you not well tell me, why do you have arms reversed at?

-You have nothing to say? -What do you want to say?

Your apology will be a little untrustworthy, if I should find on the.

I have nothing to apologize for.

-My conscience is clean. -Of course, and completely unused.

You've been cheating on me, Adam. In a swinger club.

It's damn almost well done. Is she at all sexual maturity?

We were unable to bathe.

And then I must have taken the Jersey reverse on afterwards.

She had its Cork belt with?

-Iris ...-get lost with you, Adam.

Gives you a lift?

-Came when inside. -Yes.

-You're not even in the car? -It's Noyb.

I thought we could stow away together.

We could run into the abyss together like Thelma and Louise.

-Are you gay? -Some times.

You are also a musician. They are often bisexual.

Exactly. That's it.

Adam played in a punk band, when we were young.

Several of them were also bisexual.

Or they want to be it.

-So I may well move it? -Yes, so long as it is in there.

So I think it is me.

-Yes. -So, I think that's happening crowd.

See her equal. It is not to know whether to be happy or angry.

-What? -Is she a gift or an insult?

Shut up, it is to be completely insane by looking at.

Were you together with her when I was out walking?

I wouldn't blame you if you are circumventing the rules. She has to eat.

Ingeborg was also pretty even.

-She was an elite gymnast. She said it? -No, I think not.

It is also a long time ago. Before she was embalmed with anti wrinkle cream.

-Gymnastics does not interest me. -No interest sgu.

But she was pretty back then.

She had the nation's most well streamlined body.

And an incomparable, small party butt.

Now sucks her skin of cheese and her order for you as ammonia.

Yes, Yes, I also have my mistakes. They're sure as hell not to overlook.

At this point I am very similar to my wife.

Now please do not misunderstand me. I love Ingeborg.

-I just can't keep her out. -In sounds like a harmonious couple.

There is harmony in a marriage? There is harmony in your marriage?

Or are there just different degrees of lie and pretense?

"No, Darling, I have not smoked." "I have not been drinking beer with colleagues."

"No, I did not notice the young blonde with the demented chest measurement."

"Was she pretty? I did not notice it. I only have eye for you. "

"I worship your gennemsnitlighed-

-and your way to suck the life force out of me. "

"With you is it Monday for the whole week, Darling."

At one point, orcs not to lie more.

So he ends up here. In a pragmatic compromise-

-which is as tragic as the lie was to begin with.

Love is a life jacket, not a straitjacket.

Where the hell are you from, Adam?

The only problem is that both tightens the hero hilariously.

Fat enough.

So ...

... we run so?

I can't find the damn car key.

-What about my son, if I'm alone? -No, it's probably best, we will be.

Lace towel about life instead of throwing it in the ring.

-Do you play golf? -What?

Well ... No.

-Thanks for the talk. -Yes.

-So is it shown me. -Yes, it is your turn.

-It must not be in there? -Jo.

Little Patricia. Tonight I make sure she's doing anything other than looking.

Tonight get anakondaen a purung fur collar.

Yes!

-Congratulations on the win-now it's damn since our trip.

Come and play some croquet. You sit and rot away, after all.

Well, it was good, i got a practiced a little. May I get the stick?

-Yes. The pitch is your. -It's skidenemt.

Do you start down here?

Okay. Patricia? You are on my team.

Well, we start.

So is the US, no?

Okay ...

Patricia, try just to ask you. If you must bump into the ball ...

-With both hands, no? -With both hands. Take it there.

Imagine that the ball is there. So chipper you.

As hugger I just.

Not too vigorously. Such.

What the hell?

What are you doing?

So I think we will stop here.

It is a parlor game, not the Olympics.

What the hell do you have time? What the hell are you doing, Adam?

-What the hell do you have time? -Now it was just so piss clean apartment.

-It was not on purpose. -Shut up, an idiot.

What the hell do the spade? Huge fool.

Then there is dessert in five minutes.

Hey. Hi.

-We two must dance. -I dance not. For the sake of all ...

-Come on, Adam. -... people throughout the world.

Actually, I would like to talk to you about something.

I just want to say that I think you should go home.

Okay. It was not particularly friendly said.

-I can easily run you. -You can easily run me?

And what do you think Iris says to it?

I do not know.

I do not know what iris says. But I know that this place is doing anything about a.

We shall soon down in the basement again. I do not think you need to go down there.

-Adam, hold up now.-No, no, Patricia.

You are simply so nice.

You strutter of optimism. It's so fine.

Your optimism is totally unfounded, because life is short and cruel.

But it doesn't matter.

You just need to preserve all your illusions-

-because they are so much better than the reality. Believe me.

- Adam... Du er skidefuld. - Nej.

Jeg har drukket 5 genstande. Maks. 12.

Uden et minimum af illusioner-

- er der ikke kun kynisme og misantropi og ufuldstændig grotesk fællesdans.

Patricia, man kan ikke genvinde tabt uskyld.

Adam, jeg mistede min uskyld i 8. klasse.

Du sidder og stirrer på hende. Jan, du kunne være hendes far!

Nå, nej, det kan han jo ikke.

Hans sæd er stendød!

Could I have your attention, please?

Og hvis I alle er færdige med den dejlige trifli...

Den var udmærket.

Så synes jeg, at vi skal bevæge os ned i kælderen.

- Velbekomme! - Bravo!

- Skal du holde tale, Adam? - Vi kommer her for at...

- Bolle. - For at møde nye venner.

- Hvad så, Jan? - Hej!

Venner?

Og det har vi gjort. Vi har mødt dem, og de har mødt os.

- Møder kan være flygtige... - Farvel!

Møder kan være permanente.

Men vi skal alle huske på at opføre os som anstændige mennesker.

- Gu vil jeg ej! Ikke på vilkår. - Der holder jeg med Jørgen.

Nu synes jeg, det er på tide, at vi går ned i kælderen.

Men hvad vil det egentlig sige at være menneske?

Godt spørgsmål.

Antropologisk set.

Det er ikke mere end 300.000 år siden, at vi lærte at rejse os op og gå.

Der var jeg ikke engang født.

Dengang levede vi afjorden og af dyrene...

- Og af vand. - Det var godt, vi ikke levede dengang!

- Skål, Jørgen! - Skål, Patricia!

Så for 300.000 år siden, det ved Patricia, det er længe...

Så hvorfor fanden har vi ikke lært noget af det?

Kunne vi give kærligheden bare en lille, lille, lille chance?

Netop. Og det går vi ned i kælderen og gør nu, alle sammen.

Så siger jeg velbekomme... igen.

Skidegod tale, Adam. Den sad lige i skabet.

Hvad er der galt?

Jeg vil skilles.

Det skal du ikke sige.

- Tak. - Er der noget, jeg kan gøre for dig?

Lidt oralsex ville være dejligt.

- Ja? - Ja. Okay.

Vent...

Er du sød at give mig dem?

Tak.

- Hej, Patrick! - Hej, Jørgen!

Tak.

Hvad sker der?

For helvede, kom nu ud.

Jeg elsker dig.

Videre, videre. Ud med jer!

For helvede, hvor er det koldt!

- Hvad fanden sker der? - Der er ingen røg nogen steder.

Kom ud! Det brænder, for fanden!

Er alle her? En, to, tre, fire, fem, seks, syv...

- Hvad? Hvorfor tæller hun? - ... otte, ni, ti.

Er I okay, alle sammen? Godt, så går jeg ind og t jekker hovedbygningen.

Der er ingen, der begynder at spille helte. Er I med?

- Hallo?! Er i med? - Ja!

Pis...

Hej!

Hej!

- Kunne du ikke sove? - Nej.

Skal vi spille?

Det kan vi godt.

- Okay. - Tak for spillet.

Selv tak.

Nå, Jørgen. Jeg vil gå i seng.

- Kan vi tage et spil, hvor jeg starter? - Har jeg ikke ydmyget dig rigeligt?

Nej, jeg vil i seng. Jeg er træt. Vi ses i morgen.

Jeg synes, du skal blive her lidt.

Alle de andre sover. Vi har hele kroen for os selv.

Nej, jeg vil gerne i seng.

- Jørgen, vær sød at flytte dig. - Jeg kan ikke flytte mig.

Kan ikke.

Patricia, hvad laver du?

- Adam, giv os lige et øjeblik.
- Hvad mener du?

Hvad laver I?

Vi knalder, Adam.
Det er da en swingerklub det her.

Hørte du ikke,
hvad jeg sagde i omklædningsrummet?

Måske skulle I to lige tage en snak?

- Dit svin!
- For helvede!

Hvad sker der?
Nej, nu må I kraftedeme holde op.

Hvorfor stopper de dem ikke?

Pas på. Så stopper I, drenge.

- Jørgen, tag det roligt. Kom, Adam.
- Ja, op i seng med jer.

Fortæl dem, hvad der er sket.

Der er ingen her, der forstår en skid.
Patricia?

Adam, nu går vi op på værelset.

Adam, undskyld.

Så er det slut med
at være fisseminister her!

- Fisseminister?
- Ja.

- Hvad fanden snakker du om?
- Han er fisse...

Han tror, han er fisseminister.

Du er et røvhul.

Sådan som du så ud med Patrick, sådan
så du også ud engang sammen med mig.

Dengang var du ikke et røvhul.

Da vi mødtes, var der 50 mænd som mig
i baren. Der var kun én som dig.

Jeg har altid vidst,
at jeg ikke fort jente dig.

At du ville finde ud af,
at jeg er et middelmådigt røvhul.

Du må godt holde dem for mig.
Så kan du administrere dem.

Læg dig oven på mig.

Du er så dum.

- Kan du ikke lide min ryg?
- Jo.

- Av, shit!
- Kom her.

- Gør det ondt?
- Ja.

- Fuck, en flok tabere, mand.
- Snak ordentligt om andre mennesker!

Er du seriøs?

- Det er ikke i orden, du fik tæsk.
- Jeg har ikke fået tæsk, okay?

Jeg vil ikke være med
i dit speciale mere.

Fint, Patrick! Jeg skal nok
lade være med at skrive mere om dig-

- hvis du så lader være med at skrive
flere elendige sange om mig.

Til dig.
Patricia, jeg skriver dem sgu til dig.

Hold nu kæft, Patrick!

Vi kan ikke alle sammen gå rundt og
være kunstneriske følebamser, vel?

Jeg tror på noget så ufølsomt
som at tage sig en uddannelse.

Det kan godt være, jeg ikke er akade-
miker. Men du har brudt alle regler-

- om videnskabelig objektivitet.

Wow, det var nogle store ord.
Kan du skrive en sang om det?

Godnat.

Professorens datter

svinger sine patter
Hun skriver speciale, så det batter

for at imponere fatter
som aldrig ser, hun er der

Hun er så latterlig
Hun er så...

Stop. Lad være!
Jeg gider ikke mere!

Ja, det var så hyggeligt. Hej!

Kan du have det godt?

- Kør forsigtigt.
- Det skal vi nok.

- Jeg er sgu ked af...
- Det er lige meget, Adam.

Det ser ud til, hun er stukket af i
nat. Hun havde nok noget blækregning.

Folk siger altid, man skal følge sine
drømme, men hvad drømmer vi om?

At have sex med gymnasiepiger eller
skyde chefen med automatriffel?

Det bekymrer mig,
for det er mig, der er chefen.

Du skal ikke følge dine drømme.
Det er det bedste råd, jeg kan give.

- Vi ses, Jørgen.
- Vi ses, Adam.

For øvrigt bollede hun ad helvede til.
Det har ingen nogen glæde af.

Jeg derimod var ret dygtig.
Det glemmer hun ikke foreløbig.

- Jeg kan ikke finde bilnøglen.
- Den sidder i tændingen.

Jan?

Der er noget, du skal vide.

- Kom godt hjem!
- På gensyn!

- Flytter du?
- Nej, det gør du.

Det forklarer,
hvorfor det er mit tøj, du pakker.

Jeg kan ikke mere, Adam.

Du ligner en, der vil springe ud af
vinduet hvert andet øjeblik.

Jeg vil ikke mere.

Hvis jeg hopper ud af rækkehuset,
laver jeg en bule i græsplænen.

Det er det, at du har lyst til
at hoppe ud af det skide vindue!

Du ser så pisseskuffet ud hele tiden.
Også når du ser på mig.

Har du tænkt over,
hvordan det er at leve sammen med det?

You belong to a race that seems that, like fort Jener better.

I think you have to have an alibi for having failed.

- Seems like I have failed? - No, and I never did.

- Would you like it here with? - No. I hate the sweater.

She who Patricia ... I felt just a little bit ...

... to live again.

Yes. It must then mean that I am dead.

- What is this? - It's a flight to New York.

So you can go over and play music, ice skating, or whatever you want.

Happiness is something you create, Adam.

It is not something that exists in a place where you just forgot to look.

There is no return ticket.

- Here you go! - Thank you.

What? Is it any fun?

It is only this headline ... It's really fun.

- It is funny. - Well.