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Produced with the financial support
of the Hubert Bals Fund
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of the International Film Festival Rotterdam.
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But, shit, man...
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That chick Luz
I told you about.
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-Damn
-Porn?
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Nah, man! I stopped watching that a long time ago, man.
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-You? Stopped watching porn?
-Come on, man.
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There are webcams now. So much good
stuff out there, and girls up for it.
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You gonna tell me you've found some real stuff?
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I'm talking about something real right now,
right before everything goes to hell
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and you're disrespecting me again.
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-Ok, ok. What's it about?
-Fuck, she showed me her titties and I swear: holy shit.
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It's tits on the Internet, man.
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Quit fucking around. What are you gonna think of during
the last minute before all this disintegrates?
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Hi
Wanna play?
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Show your tits
Before: a riddle.
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-Are you recording, man?
-Yeah.
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Ok. This is important, alright?
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Don't stop recording.
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Or feed me that bullshit
that it's out of battery.
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Recording.
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This is what we're out of.
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Hey, dude, you owe me
some money.
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Yeah, cover up.
We'll get it together in the morning.
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Thanks.
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Just to know
You want more?
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- It's hard
- You like me?
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Shit, man. I'm freezing but I swear I'm...
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... totally prepared for this moment.
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Don't you feel the same?
Don't you feel like... I don't know
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... like you're starting to feel something.
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You think?
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Of course, man. Fuck. It's that...
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I don't know.
It's much more cosmic, you get it?
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Something stronger. It's big.
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I feel it's making me one with everything, man.
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I don't know. I'm part of you, I think.
Don't you feel something like that?
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I don't know, man.
- It's here. It's constantly here.
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It's the end.
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It's the ending of the end.
- What's gonna happen?
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Fuck, I don't know.
But something's gonna happen.
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-Like what?
-Feel it, man, if you're like this all the time
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According to the Internet,
the end of the world was at midnight.
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Internet's got nothing to do with this.
This isn't some media shit.
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We're talking about something way bigger.
Bigger than the Internet, man!
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You just wait.
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Don't be like these idiots in their houses
thinking about... I dunno. Bullshit.
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We're different.
We're making fucking history.
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Are you staying or not?
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Goddamn it.
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Fuck, man, are you gonna make me
sit on your legs so you won't leave?
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Where are the martians?
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-Why are you making fun, man?
-The Aztecs and reptilians
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-For starters, it's not the Aztecs, it's the Maya.
-Ok.
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And besides, this isn't going to
happen again just like that.
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You think you're gonna see a
meteor or something? No, man.
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This is the end.
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... and every ending has a new beginning.
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Don't you want to see that?
Don't you want to see what happens?
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Yeah, I'd love to, man. But no.
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We're not dying.
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It's this attitude, man.
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Quit fucking around...
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... and let's go get some drinks.
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You don't even need to move.
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I'll get some drinks and we can stay here.
What do you say?
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I don't know, dude.
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Goddamn it, Luis!
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If you leave here its ruined.
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No, bro.
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Well at least lend me your camera.
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Shoot whatever you want.
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Hey but you have to stay here, man.
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Good morning.
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Fortunately the world has not ended.
We are still here.
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As they said from the beginning,
it was all just a story.
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A bad reading of the Mayan calendar.
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However, the calendar does mark a new era.
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An era in which we all need to be more spiritual.
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Videophilia!
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Luis, dude.
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What do you want, man?
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I had a great idea.
I told you.
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I told you this was gonna happen.
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Go sleep with your grandma, man.
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Why do I even let you stay here?
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You've got to hear me out!
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Dude, in some other reality
we are the Sheiks of porn.
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We have our own tribe in the jungle
at our own disposal.
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We make it big, man.
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You don't even know.
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Where?
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-We have to do this.
-In the jungle?
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Yeah, man. The jungle in Iquitos.
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With all the sweet-ass jungle ladies.
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Damn.
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Dude, we can have a fuck load
of children with them.
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... and just do whatever we want.
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We'll never have to work again.
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I told you, you son of a bitch!
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It's a new era.
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-It'll be better for all of us.
-Is it day yet?
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-It's true, man!
-Goddamn it
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-Shit I think I need to throw up
-Hey, uh...
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DO WE LIVE IN A COMPUTER SIMULATION?
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What color was your puke this time?
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Turn on the computers.
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your photo sucks so much!
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- hey what's up
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- just woke up
- wow
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- me too, got a hangover
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one sec, gotta work
- so lame
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I heard you, man. There you are.
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Fuck man. I feel like shit.
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How's the hangover?
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Shitty.
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I'm gonna find you right now.
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Shit, I don't have any ammo left.
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-Are you naked?
-Fucked up, man.
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Just play and wait until I find you.
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Fuuuuck!
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No, no, no, no, fuck, no! Shit
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Fuck, man. I swear I feel a pain
in my heart every time I die.
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I just beat your ass, man.
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What's up?
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-What's up? I'm bored.
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nothing interesting...
- come help me with my web
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- I'll smoke you up
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hurry dammit
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Yo', besides: your computers are shit.
I'm taking forever here.
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-No, no
-Die you son of a bitch.
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Hey motherfucker.
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you're a douchebag for taking advantage of me
while I'm like this.
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What's going on?
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Do you notice something weird on the screen?
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Look, check out my computer.
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I think it's fucking up, man!
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And what happens if you take of the patch
and your nose is backwards?
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Or even worse, you have a
big black hole on your face?
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Shut up, bitch.
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Who knows? Have you even touched it?
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It's gonna be all right.
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know what I want to do next?
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My eyebrows.
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Both of them.
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Hey, have you heard about the Ukrainian Barbie?
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Let's see.
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Its a girl that's had 52 surgeries to
look like Barbie. Look.
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Woah, she's huge.
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And those tits.
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Barbie doesn't have that much tits, though, right?
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Look. Here it says:
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real life Barbie reveals she holds
communication with aliens through...
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... the language of light.
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Here she is meditating...
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... next to the sea.
-She's meditating!
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Hey, and what about your guy?
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I don't have a guy.
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What do you mean you don't?
That one you're always talking to.
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He's called Junior and
I haven't even seen him in real life.
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But you've seen him.
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Through a webcam.
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And how was it?
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Well, he was jerking off when I met him.
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And how was it?
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It was long and thin.
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And you know cameras add some weight
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So really it's a one centimeter thick spaghetti.
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That's awful!
- Hey, you want some more?
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There's barely any left.
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What are you doing these days?
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Well I just finished school so
I want to do nothing as much as posible...
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... although I also did a lot
of that when I was in school.
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Can I ask you for a favor?
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What?
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Can you cover me at work?
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No way.
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Just for a few days!
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-Sure, but no more than two days.
-Yeah. Two days.
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Chiripa, my bro...
What's up?
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What's up, man?
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How've you been?
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Good.
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I haven't been here for a while
because I was out of cash but...
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I have something here that
might be worth something.
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Worth something for whom?
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For you, man.
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What I'm holding right here is worth cash.
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Yeah, right.
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Dude: asses. Asses right on the spot.
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Listen, can I come in?
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All your hotel stuff isn't half as good as this.
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These are real asses.
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Asses in real time.
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I have a friend in a wheelchair.
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We just go around and film whatever we want.
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These are little girls, man.
Little girls with firm hot asses.
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Lets see, lets see.
Where's the film?
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-Show me.
-Why so skeptical?
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This is grade-A material I'm giving you.
Look, I even put a picture on it.
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Look, when you've been my client
there's always been a thing...
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Dude, people want asses.
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No, man. I've already told you asses are for web pages.
To upload into some virtual world.
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Now you know actual pornography swings another way.
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Listen. When I'm jerking off and I see a dick,
I get demoralized.
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I could be right about to cum but
as soon as I see a dick it's over, man.
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I don't want dicks, I want asses.
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Here I'm bringing you some asses
you could jerk off to for twenty minutes straight.
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No, people just watch amateur footage
because of some voyeur thing.
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I don't think it's about being excited.
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I don't think people get off on watching cholas.
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-People laugh.
-You're not a jerkoff like me, man.
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What we want is to jerk off right, we get
bored of always jerking off to the same things.
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We want to find something that will
encourage us to keep on jerking off, you know?
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Something to make us feel alive!
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That is what I'm offering you right now.
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Asses. In real time.
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But this doesn't provoke, dude.
- I get turned on! I wanna watch this!
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That's what I've been telling you.
- What have I done with you...
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You're a businessman.
- You know what you're lacking there, bro?
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Dude, in Japan this thing is hot!
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You should contact someone in school.
Someone there who has a camera...
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- They'll get the job done.
-Ok, look
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They've shown me cooler stuff than yours
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-I'll bring you something real.
-Ok.
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With the girl I'm going out with right now.
She's really hot and also a schoolgirl.
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Alright, great! That's more like it.
I've just got stuff with schoolgirls fucking.
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Ok, but listen. If I do this,
I want to make a deal with you.
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Yeah, yeah. Sure.
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But it has to be real sex, hard,
strong and ruthless. All that.
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You want that shit, huh? I'll do it.
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And all that mixed with innocence.
It's that mix that...
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-And she has the cutest face.
-Ok, perfect.
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-Hey
-Sup
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-Hey, look man.
-What's up?
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Notice any difference?
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Because you're wearing glasses?
You're baked.
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It's really weird, man.
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It's like the other way around:
instead of losing them they suddenly appeared.
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I don't know, but it's like I've been telling you:
weird things are happening.
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It's getting freaky.
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-Cheers.
-Cheers, thanks.
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-I should call Luz, right?
-Yeah.
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Luz, Luz! Come.
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Yeah, yeah. I'm coming!
246
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,125
Goddamn it!
247
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,208
A toast?
248
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,042
-I like seeing you guys. Really.
-Cheers!
249
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,417
-Konichiwa
-What's up.
250
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:10,375
Hey, is Rosa here?
251
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:14,833
Do you know her? She's my friend.
I'm covering for her.
252
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,375
Why isn't she here?
253
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:19,875
She wasn't feeling good.
254
00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:25,250
Ok. I got something for her.
Some trips.
255
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:31,458
We'd talked about going to the Huaca
for some time now but she doesn't answer my calls.
256
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,125
Does she have your number?
257
00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:36,583
No, that's why I want to give it to you.
258
00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:40,417
Ok, sure. I'll write it down.
259
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:46,333
Ok, it's 987 63 510.
260
00:22:46,458 --> 00:22:50,042
-What's your name?
-My name's Mike.
261
00:22:51,167 --> 00:22:52,917
Great. I'll tell her to call you.
262
00:22:54,042 --> 00:22:56,167
Great. Where do you know her from?
263
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,125
From her previous life
264
00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:02,708
-Hey
-Hi.
265
00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:10,375
Are you the guy who called?
266
00:23:10,575 --> 00:23:12,000
Yes I called, but...
267
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,200
I felt odd.
268
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,200
It's another fee for young girls, huh!
269
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,400
As if I were in a phony Peruvian movie.
270
00:23:18,917 --> 00:23:19,917
What, you're curious or something?
271
00:23:25,117 --> 00:23:27,333
Well, what do you want? Want to fuck?
272
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,167
Sure. Whatever.
273
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,917
It's actually my birthday.
274
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,500
Really?
275
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:42,458
Yeah, and I wanted to give myself a gift.
276
00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:45,625
Something I hadn't done before.
277
00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:47,500
So I'm your gift?
278
00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:17,708
Well, look.
279
00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:19,208
This is how you suck it, look.
280
00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:27,625
With the moaning and all.
281
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:28,667
Right.
282
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,333
I can't do that.
283
00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:48,833
-It's yummy.
-Suck it some more.
284
00:24:48,875 --> 00:24:49,875
Wait.
285
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:52,750
I bit it.
286
00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:57,458
As a matter of fact our
encounter changed her somewhat.
287
00:25:03,658 --> 00:25:05,458
I'm even gonna help her make her web site.
288
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:11,083
Alright. Well, I hope you join us.
It'll be fun.
289
00:25:11,208 --> 00:25:12,208
Ok.
290
00:25:12,875 --> 00:25:15,042
-Are you gonna order?
-It's all right.
291
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:18,375
-Bye.
-Goodbye.
292
00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:29,000
-What's that, man?
-See?
293
00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:32,167
Holy shit, man.
294
00:25:32,292 --> 00:25:34,167
Fuck, just when I thought I'd seen everything...
295
00:25:34,292 --> 00:25:37,083
-Always something new.
-You surprise me.
296
00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:38,750
Where do you find this shit?
297
00:25:38,875 --> 00:25:43,333
You're something, man. I bet you didn't sleep
because you were too busy jerking off.
298
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:46,292
Not yet. It's clean.
Totally clean.
299
00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:50,792
This is gonna be a success.
- Good dough
300
00:25:51,625 --> 00:25:54,792
-I think we should make a hundred
copies right off the bat.
301
00:25:56,333 --> 00:26:00,042
Wait, hold on. I got a message.
302
00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:03,417
Shit man, look
303
00:26:04,958 --> 00:26:07,250
The one I told you about.
304
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:12,167
Holy shit, holy shit!
305
00:26:13,167 --> 00:26:15,167
LIBERTY HOSTEL 5 pm.
306
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,500
Hey man, I gotta go.
307
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:19,708
I told you, man.
308
00:26:20,917 --> 00:26:22,917
Fuck yeah! Finally!
309
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:26,292
Listen: you make the copies...
310
00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:29,000
... and we'll meet up at night.
311
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:36,583
-You stay here with your little monster
while I go get some. I'm gone!
312
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,750
So what happened to that guy?
313
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,667
Well, the first time we were
supposed to meet up at the LIBERTY HOSTEL.
314
00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:55,458
I sent him a picture on Facebook.
315
00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:59,625
I drew a huge cock on my leg
so he would get horny.
316
00:28:32,625 --> 00:28:35,625
LIBERTY HOSTEL
317
00:28:36,958 --> 00:28:38,958
-I ended up screwing it up. I pussied out.
-What?
318
00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:41,208
-I didn't show up.
-You suck, girl!
319
00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:43,708
You just stood him up?
Didn't he get upset?
320
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:48,833
What was he gonna say?
We haven't even seen each other in real life yet.
321
00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,833
Well yeah, that's true.
322
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:56,375
So I just made up some story.
I said I had my period that day.
323
00:28:56,625 --> 00:28:58,792
So we weren't even gonna
be able to do anything.
324
00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:00,458
But the last time I did show up.
325
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,708
That time I went and decided to fuck him.
326
00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:05,292
Yeah, I swear.
327
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:08,708
I've always been curious
to be with some one -
328
00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:10,708
No! I don't wanna be with him but...
329
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:16,208
I guess someone older has more depth,
is more interesting...
330
00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:20,708
He came with an Obama t-shirt!
Come on!
331
00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:24,083
I grabbed his butt.
332
00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:27,958
Hi... what's up?
333
00:29:29,708 --> 00:29:32,708
So we went to this bar where
they sell drinks from the jungle.
334
00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:34,708
On Petit Thouars, yes.
335
00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:37,708
We drank together...
336
00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:39,708
Oh, gee, how weird!
337
00:29:42,958 --> 00:29:46,958
Shit, I can give you some of mine.
338
00:29:48,958 --> 00:29:50,958
I wonder what's gonna happen
339
00:29:52,917 --> 00:29:54,417
It's so weird to see him in person.
340
00:29:55,167 --> 00:29:58,167
But he seems cool.
341
00:29:58,667 --> 00:30:00,250
Yum, so good.
342
00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:03,208
Does he have crowfeet?
343
00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:06,708
What?
344
00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:11,583
I like to sleep, to dream.
I do dream a lot.
345
00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:14,208
I dream every night.
346
00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:18,042
The more I wake up during
the night, the better...
347
00:30:18,667 --> 00:30:21,667
Because my dreams change,
get tangled and transform themselves.
348
00:30:22,167 --> 00:30:24,542
Maybe that's why I like the Internet.
349
00:30:25,167 --> 00:30:27,167
It's as strange...
350
00:30:28,292 --> 00:30:33,292
We were talking shit, anyway every
night we stayed up chatting until 4 am.
351
00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:38,042
Suddenly to see him in person...
352
00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:41,708
Last night I saw his cock on my computer
and now he's there walking towards me.
353
00:30:42,292 --> 00:30:43,292
So weird.
354
00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,667
What's up? Should we get going?
355
00:30:45,917 --> 00:30:47,917
Yeah, please.
356
00:30:48,167 --> 00:30:50,167
I wanna fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
357
00:30:51,167 --> 00:30:53,167
So yeah, we went to the drugstore.
358
00:30:53,667 --> 00:30:56,042
Well, WE didn't go. I went.
359
00:30:56,417 --> 00:30:57,583
Because this dude... he's nuts.
360
00:30:57,958 --> 00:31:03,583
We went to some motel with the condom
I bought, but we couldn't pay for it.
361
00:31:03,833 --> 00:31:05,417
We had 12 bucks between the two of us!
362
00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:08,583
No fuckin' way!
That's enough for a cave.
363
00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:11,708
Nothing, so that's that.
364
00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:14,708
So, maybe we should leave it for another day.
365
00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:19,583
Now? No, got nothing to do...
But I think we're done for today, no?
366
00:31:20,458 --> 00:31:22,458
I'm gonna fuck him anyway. What the hell.
367
00:31:23,208 --> 00:31:27,583
I'd rather fuck him than any other asshole
from my school who doesn't know anything at all.
368
00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:31,000
That's what people go to college for.
To meet new people.
369
00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:36,667
But with your "fuck the system",
"I don't give a shit" pose, you can go fuck yourself.
370
00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:38,667
You slacker!
371
00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:41,667
That's it!
372
00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:42,708
Maybe.
373
00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:45,792
Hey, did I tell you my sister came home?
374
00:31:47,667 --> 00:31:49,542
Yeah? Which one? The one in Mexico?
375
00:31:50,292 --> 00:31:53,000
-Well, not anymore. Now she's home.
-She's here.
376
00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:56,750
She came back out of nowhere, after two years.
I found her sleeping on the couch.
377
00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:25,950
If you want I can change it.
378
00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:31,042
She's acting weird. I think she has something
to do with Laura Bozzo's dissapearance.
379
00:32:31,167 --> 00:32:32,833
Your sister's quite a terrorist.
380
00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:35,375
-No, but really.
-Really?
381
00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:39,417
Yeah. Her group was way into political stuff.
382
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,042
What was that?
383
00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:51,708
Looks like someone's getting fucked.
384
00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:59,708
What do you need? Sneakers, jackets?
385
00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,708
A backpack?
386
00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:05,708
Well, don't worry,
all the same I'll bring you a little present
387
00:33:07,708 --> 00:33:09,750
Are you sure you're alright?
388
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:11,417
Yeah. I'm serious, yes.
389
00:34:01,417 --> 00:34:04,417
And now, really
sad news for animal lovers.
390
00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:08,417
35 dead cats were found
in Kennedy Park.
391
00:34:09,417 --> 00:34:14,417
And in other bad news,
a 26-year-old man stabbed his maid.
392
00:34:14,417 --> 00:34:17,417
We have Jonathan Castro
via microwire.
393
00:34:21,417 --> 00:34:23,417
How does it feel to have killed
your second mother?
394
00:34:23,417 --> 00:34:26,417
He's looking at you!
395
00:34:28,417 --> 00:34:30,417
Why did you do it?
Tell us!
396
00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:49,417
The illusory walls will crumble and we will
relish never before experienced liberty
397
00:34:49,417 --> 00:34:53,417
liberty to explore anything we have ever
dreamed possible, in all directions.
398
00:34:53,417 --> 00:34:55,417
The sky is not the limit.
399
00:34:55,417 --> 00:35:01,417
The obscure agenda, in all its most fundamental
philosophy, reduces itself to two points:
400
00:35:01,417 --> 00:35:07,417
One: To end with true spirituality and
impose religion, as is already being done.
401
00:35:07,417 --> 00:35:11,417
Two: End with self-determination of the
peoples, which is to say...
402
00:35:13,375 --> 00:35:16,125
It's so hot in your house.
403
00:35:16,208 --> 00:35:18,542
It's hot as shit.
404
00:35:18,667 --> 00:35:20,833
This is nothing compared to my other room.
405
00:35:20,917 --> 00:35:22,583
Where did you live?
406
00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:25,542
Next to the looney bin,
Larco Herrera, on Inclan.
407
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:29,458
A pair of crazy ladies lived
next door. Holy shit.
408
00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:31,458
Gee!
409
00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:39,625
I would come back at
one or two in the morning...
410
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:45,333
and one of those old ladies would be standing
at the far end of the landing in the twilight,
411
00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:47,208
under the threshold of her bedroom doorway.
412
00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:51,083
"Young man, have you seen
a diaper with a maxi pad?"
413
00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:54,833
-That shit's gross!
-Awful.
414
00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:58,083
-And had you seen it?
-No!
415
00:35:58,167 --> 00:36:00,000
Did you find it?
416
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,708
It's done. You want it?
417
00:36:04,167 --> 00:36:05,667
Fuck yes.
418
00:36:06,542 --> 00:36:09,250
Well, let's get a look at the trip.
419
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:12,583
I have to treat it very carefully.
420
00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:16,083
Then we'll go to the huaca
and have our ceremony.
421
00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:17,583
Woah, what are they?
422
00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:19,042
Penguins.
423
00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:20,333
Let's see, let me see!
424
00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:21,750
No, you might freak out.
425
00:36:21,792 --> 00:36:28,167
Your body absorbs all the Lysergic acid.
426
00:36:28,167 --> 00:36:29,333
Really fast, too.
427
00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:33,333
People have stuck it to their bodies to
traffic it and have freaked out afterwards.
428
00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:35,667
Some have died.
429
00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:39,417
Its very volatile stuff, lysergic acid is.
430
00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:43,208
How long will it take to take effect on me?
431
00:36:43,583 --> 00:36:45,333
Half an hour.
432
00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:46,708
After three hours we'll reach the peak.
433
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:49,250
It's summit.
434
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,958
And after about four hours
you'll be coming down.
435
00:36:53,583 --> 00:36:56,125
Look, I'll take a whole one...
436
00:36:57,542 --> 00:36:59,417
and you'll take half a penguin each.
437
00:36:59,542 --> 00:37:00,625
-Half?
-Yeah, half.
438
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,750
Otherwise you might freak out
and have a horror trip.
439
00:37:07,875 --> 00:37:08,875
Like what?
440
00:37:10,833 --> 00:37:14,833
Communism and capitalism have fundamentally
the same visage to them
441
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,833
any Human race is the same.
442
00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:21,833
They are only interested in taking
advantage of any conflict,
443
00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:23,625
created or instigated by them and
to manipulate and control the human race.
444
00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:25,917
On your tongue and towards the back.
445
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:31,292
Suck it like candy.
446
00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:37,208
Now, if you want to feel the taste...
447
00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:39,458
Can I chew it?
448
00:37:39,917 --> 00:37:41,042
No. Just suck it.
449
00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:43,833
Check this out!
450
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:50,375
I wrote a conversation between
the two crazy ladies on this paper.
451
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:53,708
My two landladies, the witches,
Vicky and Maruja.
452
00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:57,208
Vicky goes in her bedroom
at eight in the morning.
453
00:37:57,625 --> 00:37:59,792
Lay here, take off your underwear.
454
00:37:59,917 --> 00:38:01,917
I'm not your chola. I've had it with you.
455
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000
I've had it!
456
00:38:03,042 --> 00:38:04,417
You'll be taken away somewhere.
457
00:38:04,542 --> 00:38:06,792
I'm just telling you now so you'll
know now, you'll know.
458
00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:08,792
I don't want disgusting people in my house!
459
00:38:08,917 --> 00:38:11,125
Get the fuck out of my way!
I need to take a bath!
460
00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:14,250
Goddamn it, come here. Turn around.
461
00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:16,500
You're a goddamn piece of shit, you cunt!
462
00:38:17,583 --> 00:38:19,042
Get the fuck off me!
463
00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:21,667
Piss on the floor, you smell like shit.
464
00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:24,167
You love shit don't you?
465
00:38:24,292 --> 00:38:25,958
You like it. Don't fucking touch me!
466
00:38:27,042 --> 00:38:28,250
Fucking sit!
467
00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:29,375
Fucking move!
468
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,500
Sit!
469
00:38:31,208 --> 00:38:32,708
Can't you shit quicker? Goddamn it!
470
00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:35,750
You're used to living like a pig!
471
00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:37,708
Do it faster you piece of shit!
472
00:38:37,792 --> 00:38:38,792
Ok, stand!
473
00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:40,542
Stand quickly!
474
00:38:40,667 --> 00:38:42,542
Hold, stand! Ok, quick!
475
00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:44,083
Get out! Quickly!
476
00:38:44,958 --> 00:38:47,042
Hold on you dirty fucking piece of shit!
477
00:38:47,167 --> 00:38:49,000
By here they've already reached
the other side of my door.
478
00:38:50,542 --> 00:38:53,083
Fucking walk! Let's go!
You think I'm your chola?
479
00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:55,292
Goddamn it. Get down! Quick!
480
00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:56,667
They're going down the stairs.
481
00:38:57,833 --> 00:38:59,833
I've had it with this pest of yours.
482
00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:01,792
Fucking go down down, goddamn it!
483
00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:04,708
You eat so fucking well.
484
00:39:06,792 --> 00:39:09,042
It was like that every day,
every morning.
485
00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:10,583
And what would she say?
486
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:12,417
Who?
487
00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:13,625
The one that was being yelled at.
488
00:39:14,792 --> 00:39:16,125
She has the German.
489
00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:17,417
She has Alzheimer's.
490
00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:20,417
Alzheimer's, right. She can hardly even stand.
491
00:39:20,542 --> 00:39:21,750
She can't hold her shit in.
492
00:39:21,875 --> 00:39:23,083
She didn't answer back?
493
00:39:23,208 --> 00:39:24,208
No.
494
00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:27,875
Passion for high tech...
495
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:34,875
... makes them dream of
a world controlled by artifacts...
496
00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:38,875
... and superior on
air, earth, and sea...
497
00:39:38,875 --> 00:39:43,875
... without rivals or revolutions,
except the ones created by Them...
498
00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,875
... as part of their plans.
499
00:39:52,292 --> 00:39:53,958
And this, ladies, is the huaca.
500
00:39:54,417 --> 00:39:55,417
Woah.
501
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:57,833
But what are the huacas, really?
502
00:39:57,958 --> 00:39:59,542
Like some kind of ruins?
503
00:39:59,667 --> 00:40:01,375
-Yeah.
-They're all around Lima.
504
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,708
They are ceremonial places.
505
00:40:03,417 --> 00:40:05,833
This was the centerpiece of about
15 others, I think.
506
00:40:05,958 --> 00:40:08,292
The center is where they held sacrifices.
507
00:40:08,417 --> 00:40:09,792
How come you know so much about it?
508
00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:13,583
Well, the guard over there is a friend of mine.
509
00:40:14,167 --> 00:40:15,958
-He's gonna let us in.
-Great.
510
00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:18,583
How long has it been?
Is it kicking in yet?
511
00:40:20,208 --> 00:40:22,708
It's been about half an hour.
Give it 15 minutes more.
512
00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:24,333
What if it makes me freak out, Rosa?
513
00:40:24,458 --> 00:40:26,042
-Why would it?
-Because of what we saw in the morning.
514
00:40:26,167 --> 00:40:27,500
The murder.
515
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,125
Forget about it.
516
00:40:30,167 --> 00:40:32,708
Today we were hanging out by the boardwalk...
517
00:40:32,833 --> 00:40:34,625
and some lady got killed.
518
00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:35,833
And the murderer looked at me.
519
00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:36,958
Yeah, right.
520
00:40:36,958 --> 00:40:37,958
He kept staring at me!
521
00:40:37,958 --> 00:40:38,958
Well, she says he looked at her.
522
00:40:39,417 --> 00:40:40,958
Hey, you saw him looking at me.
523
00:40:41,875 --> 00:40:42,875
Yeah, yeah.
524
00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:44,542
I'll forget about it.
525
00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:48,417
If you have a bad trip what you need to do
is shut off your inner monologue.
526
00:40:48,542 --> 00:40:50,000
Stop talking to yourself.
527
00:40:51,292 --> 00:40:52,750
Shut out every single thought.
528
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:54,250
Just feel.
529
00:40:54,583 --> 00:40:56,333
Just feel. Don't talk to yourself.
530
00:40:57,417 --> 00:40:58,417
That's nice.
531
00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:01,667
It's hard to pull off, but it's the only thing you can do.
532
00:41:04,167 --> 00:41:05,167
Cool.
533
00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:10,125
It feels like we're somewhere completely different.
534
00:41:10,542 --> 00:41:11,833
Some strange energy.
535
00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:16,292
We're in the year 900.
536
00:41:16,417 --> 00:41:18,458
-You're about to be sacrificed.
-Has it hit you guys yet?
537
00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:19,792
I'm good.
538
00:41:23,292 --> 00:41:24,292
I hope it hits me.
539
00:41:24,292 --> 00:41:25,292
Look... by the time we're up there.
540
00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:28,375
it'll hit you.
541
00:41:28,542 --> 00:41:29,542
Should I run up?
542
00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:31,208
If you want.
543
00:41:31,417 --> 00:41:32,417
Better yet.
544
00:41:32,417 --> 00:41:32,875
No.
545
00:41:36,583 --> 00:41:41,625
And that's where they've buried a lot of people.
546
00:41:46,375 --> 00:41:47,542
What else?
547
00:41:47,667 --> 00:41:49,250
Here, here, here.
548
00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:51,125
Is it like a cemetery?
549
00:41:51,250 --> 00:41:53,625
It's a cemetery and it's also a-
550
00:41:54,792 --> 00:41:56,833
We can see San Lorenzo island from here.
551
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:58,958
That's San Lorenzo.
552
00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:00,708
Cool.
553
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:08,458
Hey, it still hasn't hit me.
554
00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:12,458
What if it never hits me?
555
00:42:13,958 --> 00:42:15,250
What if I'm inmune?
556
00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:18,583
Has that ever happened?
Someone who's unaffected.
557
00:42:18,708 --> 00:42:20,083
No. It'll hit you any second now.
558
00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:23,083
Wait, wait, wait.
559
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,833
That's where the graves are. Let's go.
560
00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:35,833
There are some bones to be seen over there,
561
00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:37,833
the ground is treacherous,
because you can't...
562
00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:48,833
TV has a manipulative power.
563
00:42:50,833 --> 00:42:54,833
The power of the image permits
that all messages...
564
00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:56,833
... connect directly to
the subconscious.
565
00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:59,833
They modify the perception of reality
via audiovisual elements.
566
00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:03,042
What are you gonna do?
567
00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:05,000
Offer something to Pachamama.
568
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Holy Pachamama!!!
569
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Hey, it's taking it away.
570
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:20,500
Holy shit.
571
00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:23,208
It moved!
572
00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:26,250
This is really bad.
573
00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:28,833
How did it happen?
574
00:43:36,542 --> 00:43:37,542
Has it hit you?
575
00:43:39,625 --> 00:43:41,542
Has it hit you?
It hasn't hit me yet.
576
00:43:41,667 --> 00:43:43,292
This is an awful sign.
577
00:43:43,417 --> 00:43:44,667
Has it hit you, Mike?
578
00:43:44,792 --> 00:43:46,500
I'm out of my mind already.
579
00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:48,542
That's why I don't like this at all. At all.
580
00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:51,125
Whats more, its gonna fly
away any second now!
581
00:43:52,292 --> 00:43:54,083
What? What does it mean?
582
00:43:54,208 --> 00:43:56,375
The land of the dead is shaking, can't you see?
583
00:43:57,667 --> 00:43:59,125
No, no!
584
00:44:02,458 --> 00:44:03,667
Shut up, man.
585
00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:13,792
This is a terrible sign. Very bad sign.
586
00:47:54,667 --> 00:47:55,667
Damn.
587
00:47:57,292 --> 00:47:58,458
That's heavy shit.
588
00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:02,667
And you said it wouldn't hit you.
589
00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:06,750
It's done now.
590
00:48:15,917 --> 00:48:16,917
How are you guys doing?
591
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:18,958
It's a good sign. Excellent.
592
00:48:20,625 --> 00:48:22,083
-I'm still good.
-I'm good.
593
00:48:24,042 --> 00:48:25,708
It all came out in one pull.
594
00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:27,125
-You've thrown it all up.
-Yeah.
595
00:48:29,458 --> 00:48:31,500
If you throw up on top of the graves, though...
596
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,667
What are you talking about?
597
00:48:34,867 --> 00:48:37,867
The code is:
C-R-H-Z-L-J.
598
00:48:39,067 --> 00:48:40,067
I'm here, I'm here.
599
00:48:41,267 --> 00:48:43,267
I was talking to Bird and...
600
00:48:43,467 --> 00:48:49,467
Dad said he would
also be in charge of protection.
601
00:48:49,667 --> 00:48:52,667
Tell them about protection
because some are not well informed
602
00:48:53,867 --> 00:48:55,867
Yeah, that's clear now.
603
00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,067
We shouldn't be so paranoid.
We're good.
604
00:49:00,267 --> 00:49:03,267
you're carrying pesticide then,
and vitamins,
605
00:49:04,467 --> 00:49:06,467
M takes the vitamins,
I'm taking the pesticide.
606
00:49:07,067 --> 00:49:10,067
If you can stop by and...
607
00:49:10,467 --> 00:49:12,467
We will fumigate rats.
608
00:50:46,667 --> 00:50:47,667
Sit down.
609
00:50:49,125 --> 00:50:50,125
So, I don't know...
610
00:50:52,667 --> 00:50:53,792
if you like something
611
00:50:53,917 --> 00:50:54,917
I can take it?
612
00:50:55,042 --> 00:50:57,333
No, you can't take anything, but you can
613
00:50:57,458 --> 00:50:59,583
Why do you have so many tabloids?
614
00:50:59,708 --> 00:51:00,708
Because of the nudes?
615
00:51:00,792 --> 00:51:02,750
No, no, I'm not doing it because of the nudes.
616
00:51:02,875 --> 00:51:05,750
Oh yeah? Then why do you have
a naked girl taped to your PC?
617
00:51:05,875 --> 00:51:07,167
No, that's something different.
618
00:51:07,292 --> 00:51:08,917
Not to confuse this part from this other part.
619
00:51:09,042 --> 00:51:10,417
This part is like this.
620
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:12,333
Where I keep the important stuff.
621
00:51:13,375 --> 00:51:14,375
I keep everything that is...
622
00:51:14,917 --> 00:51:15,917
the source.
623
00:51:15,917 --> 00:51:18,500
Which basically is the...
624
00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:21,250
code to decode
625
00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:24,333
Everything.
626
00:51:25,667 --> 00:51:26,708
I mean, all of it.
627
00:51:27,333 --> 00:51:28,500
Oh, your prophecies.
628
00:51:29,708 --> 00:51:30,833
They are like...
629
00:51:31,333 --> 00:51:32,917
encrypted messages.
630
00:51:33,042 --> 00:51:34,042
You know?
631
00:51:34,042 --> 00:51:35,250
Let's call it like that.
632
00:51:35,375 --> 00:51:37,750
I'm just trying to search.
633
00:51:37,875 --> 00:51:40,250
And through the newspaper I can do it.
634
00:51:40,375 --> 00:51:42,917
I'm gonna show you later in detail how I do it.
635
00:51:43,042 --> 00:51:45,958
I get a newspaper like this one
636
00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:47,708
...and then the magic happens.
637
00:51:48,917 --> 00:51:49,917
Yeah.
638
00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:53,208
Is there anything you
want to know about anything?
639
00:51:54,042 --> 00:51:55,708
Oh, you can ask questions and all?
640
00:51:55,833 --> 00:51:56,833
Sure, sure.
641
00:51:56,833 --> 00:51:57,833
Let's do it.
642
00:51:57,917 --> 00:51:59,167
Have you got any?
643
00:51:59,708 --> 00:52:01,167
That's even better, right? To be more inspired.
644
00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:02,250
-You've got?
-Sure.
645
00:52:03,292 --> 00:52:04,292
Awesome.
646
00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:11,708
And what's that?
647
00:52:13,958 --> 00:52:16,333
Believe it or not, I made it.
648
00:52:17,292 --> 00:52:18,750
I believe you.
649
00:52:21,167 --> 00:52:23,083
You definitely made it with your grandma's stuff.
650
00:52:23,917 --> 00:52:26,375
Well, but I've got Internet, which is the important thing anyway.
651
00:52:27,375 --> 00:52:30,208
Hey, and you always meet girls online?
652
00:52:34,417 --> 00:52:37,333
-And you bring them here?
-Damn.. the normal amount.
653
00:52:38,625 --> 00:52:41,250
No, no no, I don't bring them here.
654
00:52:41,333 --> 00:52:42,583
Who has been the youngest?
655
00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:46,083
You, I guess.
656
00:52:46,667 --> 00:52:47,667
Hooray!
657
00:52:47,667 --> 00:52:48,667
Well, anyway.
658
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,625
Don't think that I'm always doing this.
659
00:52:59,708 --> 00:53:00,708
I've done it like twice.
660
00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:06,083
But it's all right, you're special.
661
00:53:12,167 --> 00:53:13,167
This is it.
662
00:53:13,792 --> 00:53:16,125
Have you seen the coca rituals?
663
00:53:16,417 --> 00:53:19,292
When they use it to try to see beyond?
664
00:53:20,375 --> 00:53:21,750
I've heard about it, but no...
665
00:53:22,375 --> 00:53:23,375
Ok, look.
666
00:53:25,667 --> 00:53:28,083
You have to blow it when
I put this in front of you.
667
00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:29,000
Go.
668
00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,083
So little?
669
00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:33,833
Just go.
670
00:53:37,833 --> 00:53:38,833
Don't be afraid.
671
00:53:39,667 --> 00:53:40,792
You have to blow stronger!
672
00:53:43,292 --> 00:53:48,958
HAS MY INTIMACY EVER EXISTED?
673
00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:55,708
That's it.
674
00:53:57,583 --> 00:53:58,583
Why did that show up?
675
00:54:01,458 --> 00:54:03,875
It's the answer you're not willing to see.
676
00:54:06,333 --> 00:54:07,917
This seems like a little too specific.
677
00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:11,167
Hey, no, no. Chill out. Wait a little.
678
00:54:14,083 --> 00:54:15,083
If something else comes up I'll believe you.
679
00:54:15,083 --> 00:54:16,792
Something, I don't know, more important.
680
00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:20,375
What if instead we just keep on
drinking and smoking and...
681
00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:22,750
-More rum?
-...I don't know, get a little more comfortable.
682
00:54:24,125 --> 00:54:25,125
Want me to bring it over?
683
00:54:25,125 --> 00:54:26,208
Yeah, bring the rum over.
684
00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:34,250
Everything alright?
685
00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:36,250
Good, good.
686
00:54:36,625 --> 00:54:37,625
Well, give it a sip.
687
00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:42,875
So good you're here.
688
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000
I missed you.
689
00:54:50,333 --> 00:54:51,333
But we don't know each other yet.
690
00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:53,500
Yeah. I know we don't
know each other yet.
691
00:54:54,042 --> 00:54:55,292
There's some things you still don't know about me.
692
00:54:56,958 --> 00:54:58,083
There's some things you still don't know about me.
693
00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:00,667
Hey.
694
00:55:00,667 --> 00:55:03,542
I think I've seen you put on those glasses before.
695
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:05,750
These? Nah, I've never worn them before.
696
00:55:05,875 --> 00:55:06,875
This is the first time.
697
00:55:06,875 --> 00:55:08,000
I think I've been in your room.
698
00:55:08,125 --> 00:55:11,292
I'm having one of those deja vu moments.
699
00:55:12,208 --> 00:55:14,833
Oh, when you think you've lived
something before and then it happens again?
700
00:55:14,958 --> 00:55:16,625
Yeah, and the feeling is still going on.
701
00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:20,250
But it doesn't matter.
702
00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:23,042
The thing is, listen to me, I wanted
to tell you why I'm wearing these glasses.
703
00:55:23,167 --> 00:55:24,167
Why?
704
00:55:25,375 --> 00:55:26,958
Remember once we were chatting...
705
00:55:27,083 --> 00:55:29,542
and I told you about my fantasy?
706
00:55:34,333 --> 00:55:37,917
That I wanted to film myself doing it with you?
707
00:55:38,042 --> 00:55:39,042
Yeah?
708
00:55:39,083 --> 00:55:40,542
Ok, so these glasses are a camera.
709
00:55:41,375 --> 00:55:42,375
Yeah, right.
710
00:55:42,375 --> 00:55:43,917
No, really. It's a gadget. Totally.
711
00:55:44,042 --> 00:55:46,083
It can even record audio.
712
00:55:46,458 --> 00:55:48,125
Your moaning will sound divine.
713
00:55:48,250 --> 00:55:49,542
-Oh really?
-Yeah.
714
00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:51,583
Ok, so what do you want to do right now?
715
00:55:51,708 --> 00:55:54,667
Now we're going to play.
I'll be the director.
716
00:55:54,792 --> 00:55:56,792
And you'll be my porn actress. You in?
717
00:55:59,167 --> 00:56:01,000
It'll be a total success.
718
00:56:01,292 --> 00:56:04,250
Let's start with foreplay.
719
00:56:06,083 --> 00:56:08,917
Maybe you can move a little bit.
720
00:56:09,375 --> 00:56:10,417
Sexy, you know.
721
00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:13,958
-I don't know. I'm not sure.
-We have to do this right.
722
00:56:14,083 --> 00:56:15,708
We have to do this right. Don't you think?
723
00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:19,167
Don't be shy.
724
00:56:20,625 --> 00:56:21,708
People like you.
725
00:56:21,833 --> 00:56:23,000
The camera likes you.
726
00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:24,542
The camera is in love with you.
727
00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:29,375
Maybe start taking off your clothes.
728
00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:31,250
Take of your shirt.
729
00:56:31,333 --> 00:56:32,750
Very good, very good.
730
00:56:32,875 --> 00:56:35,125
Just like that. This is perfect.
731
00:56:37,125 --> 00:56:38,542
It's gonna be a total success.
732
00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:41,875
You're so cute.
733
00:56:41,875 --> 00:56:43,417
So young and tender.
734
00:56:44,917 --> 00:56:45,917
I think...
735
00:56:45,917 --> 00:56:47,708
you could take this too.
736
00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:51,417
Very good, just like that.
737
00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:05,875
Great, yeah. A little more.
738
00:57:06,750 --> 00:57:10,042
That's it. Perfect. You know all the moves.
739
00:57:12,208 --> 00:57:14,708
Can you touch yourself?
Play with them?
740
00:57:28,292 --> 00:57:30,208
Shit, what do we have here? Wow.
741
00:57:33,667 --> 00:57:35,833
Suddenly, an unexpected turn.
742
00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:40,125
We've got Rudolph and the gang.
743
00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:42,333
Or whatever that deer's name is.
744
00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:45,292
This is so cute. You're a little girl.
745
00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:47,625
How old are you?
746
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,083
You know.
747
00:57:49,917 --> 00:57:50,917
I do.
748
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,208
We better leave it there.
749
00:57:54,625 --> 00:57:57,000
This is really perfect.
750
00:58:02,292 --> 00:58:03,292
Very good.
751
00:58:03,667 --> 00:58:06,167
Now, turn around.
752
00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:13,083
Ok, but you too, right?
753
00:58:13,708 --> 00:58:15,542
Me too, you say?
754
00:58:20,042 --> 00:58:21,208
Tell me something dirty.
755
00:58:21,583 --> 00:58:23,250
Come on. Say something.
756
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,167
I want to hear you.
757
00:58:29,292 --> 00:58:31,458
The camera wants to hear you.
758
00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:33,625
Everyone wants to hear you.
759
00:58:33,750 --> 00:58:36,625
The whole world is watching this.
760
00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:46,375
Wow. You've got so many bruises too.
761
00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:51,042
This gives me some many ideas.
762
00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:52,625
Ideas for what?
763
00:58:52,750 --> 00:58:55,083
Ok, I'm gonna stop here. Is that ok?
764
00:59:28,083 --> 00:59:30,083
Hey, these glasses do have a USB port.
765
00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:32,083
Of course. It's a sophisticated piece of equipment.
766
00:59:32,083 --> 00:59:34,083
It's what the pros use.
767
00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:36,083
So you did tape something.
768
00:59:36,083 --> 00:59:37,083
And very well.
769
00:59:38,083 --> 00:59:42,083
Young man, your grandmother is
waiting to have supper with you.
770
01:04:40,583 --> 01:04:42,583
Fuck! Who is this girl fucking?
771
01:05:31,583 --> 01:05:33,583
This bitch is so hot. She's fucked.
772
01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:55,500
How come I didn't cum right there? Fuck.
773
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:50,500
Ok!
774
01:07:11,542 --> 01:07:13,542
Yo it's so easy to shoot a porno.
775
01:07:26,667 --> 01:07:27,667
Dude.
776
01:07:27,667 --> 01:07:29,458
Junior, how have you been?
777
01:07:29,583 --> 01:07:31,625
I brought you the promised land!
778
01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:37,625
So this is your famous debut in the
art of filmed videophilic, syphilitic loving.
779
01:07:40,750 --> 01:07:43,583
I'm an artist delivering his work, man.
780
01:07:43,708 --> 01:07:44,875
Put it on, put it on!
781
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,958
So you say you're fucking with your girlfriend here?
782
01:07:47,083 --> 01:07:49,833
How long have you been doing it?
I thought you were nothing but a jerk-off.
783
01:07:49,958 --> 01:07:53,625
I thought I'd made you a sicko forever,
that you would never get your hands on a girl.
784
01:07:53,750 --> 01:07:55,417
When I promise something, I come through with it.
785
01:07:55,542 --> 01:07:56,542
That's the thing.
786
01:07:56,542 --> 01:07:58,625
What kind of drug did you use to bait her, fucker?
787
01:07:58,708 --> 01:07:59,708
Let's put this on.
788
01:07:59,708 --> 01:08:01,417
Nothing out of the ordinary, really.
789
01:08:01,542 --> 01:08:02,750
That's the thing.
790
01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:08,042
But look at it. This is really gonna take you
to a great spot in the niche market.
791
01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:09,833
I mean, don't give it to anybody else is all I'm saying.
792
01:08:11,708 --> 01:08:15,417
Thing is, most girls in Peruvian porn are butt ugly.
793
01:08:15,542 --> 01:08:18,125
Let's see if yours gives us a surprise.
794
01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:20,000
This chick is really hot.
795
01:08:20,583 --> 01:08:23,375
She's a shaven little girl.
796
01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:25,000
Very tight.
797
01:08:25,125 --> 01:08:26,375
That's all you need to know.
798
01:08:27,083 --> 01:08:28,083
VIDEOFILIA
presents
799
01:08:28,250 --> 01:08:30,250
Videophilia...
800
01:08:31,167 --> 01:08:32,583
What? Hey, hold on.
801
01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:33,792
I think your machine is fucked.
802
01:08:33,917 --> 01:08:36,167
No, no. I was watching a video a minute ago.
803
01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:38,542
But I tried it on my computer and it wasn't this pixelated.
804
01:08:39,958 --> 01:08:41,000
No, bro.
805
01:08:41,875 --> 01:08:45,750
You have the master and you made a bad copy.
806
01:08:46,250 --> 01:08:48,917
No, no way I made it like this.
807
01:08:49,042 --> 01:08:50,875
I saw it already...
808
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,250
and even jerked off to it and it wasn't like this.
809
01:08:53,375 --> 01:08:55,000
You made a bad copy, man.
810
01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:56,375
Look, it's all pixelated.
811
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,833
It's probably an old DVD or some shit like that.
812
01:08:58,958 --> 01:08:59,958
Now look.
813
01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:00,958
Godammit.
814
01:09:00,958 --> 01:09:02,000
Fuck.
815
01:09:02,125 --> 01:09:03,458
Ok, well. We'll do this:
816
01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:05,542
I'll go to my house and fix it, alright?
817
01:09:07,750 --> 01:09:09,042
The girl looks hot, yeah.
818
01:09:09,167 --> 01:09:11,375
Look at this shit.
Don't you wanna put your finger in it?
819
01:09:12,167 --> 01:09:13,208
Ok, so this is what we'll do.
820
01:09:13,333 --> 01:09:14,375
This shit is pixelated.
821
01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:16,167
I don't know what happened.
822
01:09:16,250 --> 01:09:18,000
But I'm gonna fix it, ok?
823
01:09:18,125 --> 01:09:22,000
I want to see the original copy because
this is really interesting, all fucked up.
824
01:09:22,542 --> 01:09:25,208
-Ok.
-But we need the real thing so we can sell it.
825
01:09:25,333 --> 01:09:26,917
Look, I'll tell you what.
826
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,167
Have you realized it's all changing?
827
01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:32,667
Everything. Reality.
828
01:09:32,667 --> 01:09:35,833
I swear I haven't been feeling like
I'm part of reality anymore.
829
01:09:35,958 --> 01:09:37,292
Everything is changing, dude.
830
01:09:38,042 --> 01:09:40,417
There isn't a reality or a virtual reality anymore, bro.
831
01:09:40,542 --> 01:09:42,583
Everything's been mixed up in this world.
832
01:09:42,708 --> 01:09:45,208
Reality is like this screen.
833
01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:46,917
All pixelated and fragmented.
834
01:09:47,042 --> 01:09:49,042
You'll never find a pattern to it.
835
01:09:49,167 --> 01:09:51,125
But you just gotta roll with it.
836
01:09:51,250 --> 01:09:52,250
Enjoy it however you can.
837
01:09:52,417 --> 01:09:53,417
Fuck, I see it...
838
01:09:53,542 --> 01:09:55,083
Don't try to make sense of it...
839
01:09:55,875 --> 01:09:57,792
but do try to make this video make sense.
840
01:09:57,917 --> 01:09:59,958
Give me another copy
and we can do business.
841
01:10:00,083 --> 01:10:01,792
One of the few concrete things in life.
842
01:10:01,917 --> 01:10:02,917
Ok, great.
843
01:10:04,792 --> 01:10:06,833
Because, this is a jewel we have here.
844
01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:08,750
This chick is super hot.
845
01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:11,250
Look at this little girl, man.
846
01:10:11,667 --> 01:10:12,667
So tight. Look at her.
847
01:16:40,583 --> 01:16:41,667
-Don't bother me.
-Wow, little kitty.
848
01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:43,125
I never thought I'd see you like this.
849
01:16:43,250 --> 01:16:44,250
Not even in my fantasies.
850
01:16:44,375 --> 01:16:45,667
Ok, hey. They'll notice.
851
01:16:46,208 --> 01:16:47,958
Meow... you bring out the best in me.
852
01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:49,875
Shut up.
853
01:16:49,917 --> 01:16:51,667
What, don't wanna mess around right now?
854
01:16:52,042 --> 01:16:52,417
No.
855
01:16:52,792 --> 01:16:53,792
-No?
-No.
856
01:16:54,083 --> 01:16:55,083
What time do you get off?
857
01:16:55,250 --> 01:16:55,833
Six.
858
01:16:56,208 --> 01:16:56,875
Six?
859
01:16:58,417 --> 01:17:00,250
Yeah. Hey, I called you because...
860
01:17:01,833 --> 01:17:03,208
I want us to make a video.
861
01:17:04,667 --> 01:17:05,667
We always make videos.
862
01:17:06,792 --> 01:17:08,208
You know I'm ok with it.
863
01:17:11,250 --> 01:17:13,708
One of those videos with a lot of blood...
864
01:17:13,833 --> 01:17:15,583
and where they pretend to kill people.
865
01:17:15,708 --> 01:17:16,708
Well, they don't pretend,
866
01:17:16,708 --> 01:17:17,708
they actually kill them.
867
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:20,250
You want me to kill you?
868
01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:21,250
Yeah.
869
01:17:22,667 --> 01:17:23,667
But not for real!
870
01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:26,667
How? Should I choke you?
871
01:17:27,417 --> 01:17:28,417
Beat you?
872
01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:29,750
-A hacksaw?
-We'll figure that out.
873
01:17:29,875 --> 01:17:32,375
I called so you can think about it in the meantime.
874
01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:33,500
Does that turn you on?
875
01:17:34,792 --> 01:17:35,208
Yeah.
876
01:17:35,917 --> 01:17:37,292
That's what I like about you.
877
01:17:37,417 --> 01:17:38,833
You're a little sicko.
878
01:17:39,458 --> 01:17:41,708
Ok. I'll do anything you want.
879
01:17:43,042 --> 01:17:45,083
Easy. Can you blow me a little kiss?
880
01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:47,333
When will we see each other?
Don't you miss me?
881
01:17:47,417 --> 01:17:49,750
Hey, they're calling me.
Think about it, ok?
882
01:17:50,417 --> 01:17:50,833
Ok.
883
01:18:35,708 --> 01:18:39,750
I didn't see you at sunrise...
884
01:18:40,583 --> 01:18:45,250
I didn't see your place in me...
885
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:50,875
I left you the best of me...
886
01:18:51,458 --> 01:18:56,875
I only could... -Let's go Jorge!- against this...
887
01:18:58,167 --> 01:19:02,292
You didn't see a place in me...
888
01:19:09,167 --> 01:19:13,292
The madness was....
889
01:19:13,292 --> 01:19:18,375
...to love you with frenzy!
890
01:19:20,333 --> 01:19:24,958
And now I'm here without you...
891
01:19:25,208 --> 01:19:30,250
I got used to being next to you...
892
01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:35,542
I can't stand this loneliness...
893
01:19:36,792 --> 01:19:40,917
...that you left behind without telling me...
894
01:19:41,542 --> 01:19:46,875
You pledge me so much love...
895
01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:52,500
... and I believed all of it was real ...
896
01:19:53,417 --> 01:19:57,958
It wasn't a nightmare, it was reality...
897
01:19:58,958 --> 01:20:02,125
My sweetheart, but we had to love...
898
01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:05,625
Suffer, my homie, suffer!
899
01:20:27,208 --> 01:20:30,583
Now what's left is a mess....
900
01:20:31,917 --> 01:20:36,917
I feel some emptiness deep inside me...
901
01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:42,708
I know it is the pain of knowing...
902
01:20:43,193 --> 01:20:46,042
... that our thing is over.
903
01:20:47,792 --> 01:20:51,833
And now I'm here without you...
904
01:20:51,833 --> 01:20:56,333
I got used to being next to you...
905
01:20:58,833 --> 01:21:01,833
...I cant stand this loneliness
906
01:21:01,833 --> 01:21:08,375
...that you left behind without telling me...
907
01:21:09,833 --> 01:21:13,833
You pledge me so much love
908
01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:18,833
...and I believed all of it was real...
909
01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:24,583
It wasn't a nightmare, it was reality...
910
01:21:24,833 --> 01:21:29,292
My sweetheart, but we had to love!
911
01:21:32,625 --> 01:21:35,583
Uh, shit.
912
01:21:38,750 --> 01:21:40,583
This place! How did you find it?
913
01:21:40,667 --> 01:21:42,333
Everything is ready.
914
01:21:42,458 --> 01:21:43,958
-Everything is ready?
-Look.
915
01:21:45,542 --> 01:21:47,167
Holy shit. Are you going to war or what?
916
01:21:47,292 --> 01:21:48,833
You have to pierce here.
917
01:21:48,958 --> 01:21:49,500
Touch.
918
01:21:49,625 --> 01:21:51,292
Shit, you've thought of everything.
919
01:21:51,417 --> 01:21:53,250
So this is where I do it.
920
01:21:53,375 --> 01:21:53,875
Yeah.
921
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:55,167
-Plah! With fury!
-Yes, with fury.
922
01:21:55,583 --> 01:21:56,958
-Ok.
-When I'm dead...
923
01:21:58,208 --> 01:21:59,333
When I'm dead, fuck me.
924
01:22:00,417 --> 01:22:00,917
Really?
925
01:22:03,583 --> 01:22:05,667
Ok, so in this part you have
to act like a son of a bitch.
926
01:22:06,292 --> 01:22:07,042
Alright?
927
01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:08,917
Yell at me, hit me.
928
01:22:11,250 --> 01:22:12,250
You're taping, right?
929
01:22:13,542 --> 01:22:16,125
You don't tell me what to do.
930
01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:17,917
I tell you. Got it?
931
01:22:19,083 --> 01:22:20,292
You got it or not? Huh!?
932
01:22:20,958 --> 01:22:21,375
Yes.
933
01:22:21,792 --> 01:22:23,417
Fucking bitch.
934
01:22:23,542 --> 01:22:25,750
Come over here. Get over here!
935
01:22:26,667 --> 01:22:29,667
Don't make me do things I don't want to do.
936
01:22:31,042 --> 01:22:34,500
I want all of Peru to watch this but
I want your face to stay as cute as it is.
937
01:22:34,625 --> 01:22:36,292
Don't make me bruise it up.
938
01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:36,917
Ok?
939
01:22:38,167 --> 01:22:39,333
-No, no!
-No what?
940
01:23:35,583 --> 01:23:40,292
When it moves its taking away the bad vibes.
941
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,875
All the fear inside you, it takes it out.
942
01:23:49,875 --> 01:23:51,875
Let's see. Blessed Father, let's see.
943
01:23:51,875 --> 01:23:56,875
Holy Father, all powerful, clean it up,
cure it, all the negative vibes...
944
01:23:56,875 --> 01:24:01,875
...all the fear, all the worries.
945
01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:04,875
Clean up all this fear, the bad vibes, that she has.
946
01:24:04,875 --> 01:24:07,875
Take away all the negative vibes, Oh Holy Father.
947
01:24:32,875 --> 01:24:34,875
Blow it three times. Strong!
948
01:24:36,875 --> 01:24:37,875
Stronger.
949
01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:39,875
Once more.
950
01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:44,875
There we go.
Turn around, ok?
951
01:24:46,625 --> 01:24:48,625
If not, you'll absorb.
952
01:24:49,417 --> 01:24:51,417
Smell, darling.
953
01:24:53,875 --> 01:24:54,875
Look, miss.
954
01:24:54,875 --> 01:24:55,875
So much fear in you, miss.
955
01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:58,875
So many worries.
You're very nervous.
956
01:24:59,875 --> 01:25:01,875
Bad winds, bad air you have, darling.
957
01:25:28,875 --> 01:25:30,875
-Thank you, ma'am.
-Ok. Thank you, miss.
958
01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:17,500
Title of the video:
959
01:27:20,125 --> 01:27:26,125
My girl was misbehaving and I
gave her what she deserved haha
960
01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:29,875
Spy Peru
961
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:33,000
Save
962
01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:48,500
Hey, the chicks I told you about are coming.
- You sure?
963
01:27:48,750 --> 01:27:50,500
The one you like is coming.
964
01:27:50,750 --> 01:27:52,833
Do these girls really do this kind of shit?
965
01:27:53,833 --> 01:27:55,833
Don't even say that in front of them, dumb ass.
966
01:27:58,375 --> 01:28:01,375
Don't look at them with your pervy face.
We have to play it cool.
967
01:28:01,750 --> 01:28:03,250
Oh, so we're good boys?
- We are.
968
01:28:03,500 --> 01:28:07,000
Professionals dressed up as
Oliver Atom and Vegeta.
969
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:13,000
I'm already here, man. Whatever.
970
01:28:13,250 --> 01:28:15,250
In your case you're a kind of
fucked up Oliver, huh?
971
01:28:16,935 --> 01:28:18,550
Post-apocalyptic.
972
01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:20,750
Ok, whatever. Just relax.
973
01:28:21,083 --> 01:28:22,417
They're coming any second now.
974
01:28:22,750 --> 01:28:27,028
Let them show up half an hour late,
it's not that big of a deal. It's fair.
975
01:28:27,575 --> 01:28:32,125
Aren't you waiting for Luz? -Yeah.
I guess we'll just keep on waiting for her, right?
976
01:28:32,875 --> 01:28:35,875
There might be a pre-party
-Pre-party?
977
01:28:36,625 --> 01:28:38,625
Drinking some rum.
978
01:28:39,487 --> 01:28:44,250
Hey!
-Some time to show up!
979
01:28:44,625 --> 01:28:46,625
Your nose turned out great!
980
01:28:51,463 --> 01:28:55,067
What's wrong?
-Nothing, I was doing some stuff.
981
01:28:55,171 --> 01:29:00,120
-Hi
-What's up? Everything all right?
982
01:29:02,250 --> 01:29:06,250
Well let's get to the party already, ok?
There's booze over there...
983
01:29:06,750 --> 01:29:08,750
Ok, let's go
-And some other stuff, I've been told
984
01:29:32,292 --> 01:29:33,292
Hey, where's...?
985
01:29:34,333 --> 01:29:35,333
Hey!
986
01:29:39,333 --> 01:29:45,333
I don't know, in times like this
I get really wasted and just flow.
987
01:29:45,625 --> 01:29:47,625
Listen, listen.
988
01:29:48,250 --> 01:29:50,250
If she's coked...
We should do blow too!
989
01:29:51,625 --> 01:29:53,625
Who's got blow?!
990
01:29:56,625 --> 01:30:00,625
A funnel!
I need a funnel!
991
01:30:07,583 --> 01:30:11,583
I'm done with your shit,
it's time to present the virgin!
992
01:30:42,875 --> 01:30:46,875
Holy shit!
- Wake up Oliver, it's a dream!
993
01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:49,250
Nothing happened here!
994
01:30:49,500 --> 01:30:52,250
Luckily! The Grim Reaper saved me!
995
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:56,000
Hey! Wait a sec, where's my chair?
996
01:30:56,625 --> 01:30:58,625
Hey, my chair, fucker!
997
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,000
Give him back his chair!
998
01:31:18,708 --> 01:31:20,708
Hey, it smells like shit in here.
999
01:31:21,375 --> 01:31:23,375
On which hole do I kiss you?
1000
01:31:24,792 --> 01:31:27,792
Analingis, cunnilingis...
1001
01:31:29,375 --> 01:31:35,375
and never will that motherfucking asshole
named Junior ever compete with me!
1002
01:31:36,125 --> 01:31:39,125
Dude, I swear, I feel very in love.
1003
01:31:40,500 --> 01:31:44,500
It's the first time I'm interested in
someone that isn't in a porno.
1004
01:31:45,167 --> 01:31:50,167
And that's the shit, why do we have
idealize our fantasies so much?!
1005
01:31:50,875 --> 01:31:52,875
Chill.
- I know
1006
01:31:53,375 --> 01:31:55,375
Anyone want a joint?
1007
01:31:56,083 --> 01:31:58,083
Dude, are you ok?
1008
01:31:58,708 --> 01:32:00,708
I'm still standing!
1009
01:32:04,083 --> 01:32:07,083
Don't worry, everything is gonna be all right,
you go faster by chair.
1010
01:32:09,333 --> 01:32:13,333
Hey this dude made me believe
I can get Luz back by being myself.
1011
01:32:14,583 --> 01:32:17,583
I don't have to be Vegeta.
- I think that's all right.
1012
01:32:17,625 --> 01:32:20,625
And what about this girl?
If nothing happens?
1013
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:26,000
Cheers!
What's up? What's up next?
1014
01:32:26,458 --> 01:32:28,458
The problem is lack of resources.
1015
01:32:29,208 --> 01:32:31,208
Hey, where did you get those?
1016
01:32:31,958 --> 01:32:32,958
Wait, wait.
1017
01:32:33,583 --> 01:32:36,583
-Do we have to pay you something?
-Just pay me something!
1018
01:32:36,583 --> 01:32:38,208
Great, drugs for everyone!
1019
01:32:41,583 --> 01:32:43,583
Drugs for the people,
drugs for the people!
1020
01:32:45,208 --> 01:32:47,208
Specially for this one.
Check this out.
1021
01:32:49,083 --> 01:32:51,083
Could you be any hotter, motherfucker?
1022
01:32:51,583 --> 01:32:53,583
Hey where are the trips?
1023
01:32:54,083 --> 01:32:56,083
Open up the bags!!!
1024
01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:59,000
Take this, fucker!
1025
01:33:06,625 --> 01:33:10,625
We are all on something but
I don't know what it is.
1026
01:33:10,625 --> 01:33:12,625
Are we all in this together or not?
1027
01:33:13,833 --> 01:33:17,833
Where's my friend?
- There. He's crying.
1028
01:33:18,458 --> 01:33:20,458
Hey! Goku! Tell them that
it's all some kind of...
1029
01:33:23,458 --> 01:33:24,458
Cheers!
1030
01:33:31,458 --> 01:33:33,458
Hey Vegeta! Don't rape me!
1031
01:34:12,083 --> 01:34:15,083
I came here to start a revolution.
1032
01:34:15,583 --> 01:34:19,583
It's the revolution of diversion...
divergent, diversity...
1033
01:34:28,708 --> 01:34:30,708
What I told you, you you you!
1034
01:34:35,042 --> 01:34:37,042
That's what I told you about.
1035
01:34:40,833 --> 01:34:42,833
Everyone shut up, and stop moving.
1036
01:34:45,833 --> 01:34:49,458
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND STOP MOVING!
1037
01:34:49,792 --> 01:34:54,583
To know what preceded this moment
and to know what to feel.
1038
01:34:55,042 --> 01:34:58,042
and everyone besides me.
Then we will act.
1039
01:35:00,208 --> 01:35:03,208
You tell me, someone gives us the prompt.
1040
01:35:07,667 --> 01:35:11,667
The prompt?
- The promptus!
1041
01:35:11,708 --> 01:35:14,708
OK, I think at this point you're making fun of me.
1042
01:35:26,583 --> 01:35:28,583
She doesn't love you.
1043
01:35:34,958 --> 01:35:39,958
-You're not a girl, you are a woman.
-She's playing with you.
1044
01:35:40,958 --> 01:35:41,958
She's got you by the balls.
1045
01:35:43,583 --> 01:35:46,583
Motherfucker who's drinking the pisco here?!
1046
01:35:48,958 --> 01:35:50,958
Dude, the party is over! Everyone left already!
1047
01:35:52,333 --> 01:35:55,333
These people are lame! So lame!
1048
01:35:56,333 --> 01:35:58,333
I did it. We did it.
1049
01:36:00,333 --> 01:36:03,333
It's all I told you about.
1050
01:36:03,333 --> 01:36:06,333
This is the Change, the Age,
I was telling you about.
1051
01:36:13,333 --> 01:36:14,333
We did it!
1052
01:36:17,833 --> 01:36:21,833
Holy fuck, I dunno.
Am I living a reality or what?
1053
01:36:27,208 --> 01:36:30,208
What did you give me?
- What haven't I given you?
1054
01:36:31,458 --> 01:36:34,458
No, not you.I'm not talking to you,
I'm talking to Michel.
1055
01:36:34,458 --> 01:36:35,833
Michel, motherfucker!
What did you give me?
1056
01:36:35,833 --> 01:36:36,833
Junior, son of a bitch
1057
01:36:37,583 --> 01:36:39,083
Tell me! Where are you?!
1058
01:36:39,958 --> 01:36:42,958
Where are you?! What did you give me?
1059
01:36:43,667 --> 01:36:45,583
I don't know where I am.
I hear a silent voice.
1060
01:36:46,208 --> 01:36:50,083
Where are you? Where are you?
1061
01:36:53,458 --> 01:36:55,458
Where are you? Tell me what you gave me.
1062
01:36:55,667 --> 01:36:59,667
Shut the fuck up.
- Hey, where's Luz?
1063
01:37:01,458 --> 01:37:04,583
Where can we find Luz?!
Where do you have Luz?!
1064
01:38:42,208 --> 01:38:47,208
And now we move on to the alarming
news of a missing 16-year-old girl.
1065
01:38:47,708 --> 01:38:50,708
Her name is...
- Luz, man where's Luz?
1066
01:38:51,083 --> 01:38:52,583
Fuck. Wasn't she with you?
1067
01:38:52,833 --> 01:38:54,833
Dude, she took off with you. Where is she?
1068
01:38:55,083 --> 01:38:57,083
With me?
-Hey, I'm with her father.
1069
01:38:58,958 --> 01:39:01,958
Eh, sir, really
-Where is my daughter?
1070
01:39:02,458 --> 01:39:04,458
I wish I could remember...
- Is she with you?
1071
01:39:04,792 --> 01:39:07,208
No, she's not.
-Is she ok?
1072
01:39:07,458 --> 01:39:09,458
If she was here, really,
I'd tell her to come down right now
1073
01:39:09,750 --> 01:39:11,708
-Whats happened to her? Isn't she
your girlfriend? Isn't she with you?
1074
01:39:12,583 --> 01:39:14,500
-Yes, sir, but your daughter is kind of nuts
-Kinda nuts?
1075
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:18,583
Hey but we took that thing...
- What thing? Asshole!
1076
01:39:20,292 --> 01:39:22,292
You weren't like this.
1077
01:39:24,583 --> 01:39:26,583
Or maybe you are like this.
1078
01:39:29,292 --> 01:39:32,292
Maybe only now I'll find
out who you really are.
1079
01:39:37,833 --> 01:39:41,833
Now on Now News, a very disturbing
event has just taken place.
1080
01:39:43,250 --> 01:39:47,250
A video of the missing girl,
Luz Fernandez, has leaked online.
1081
01:39:48,250 --> 01:39:51,250
In this video we can see a young man
engaging in sexual intercourse...
1082
01:39:51,750 --> 01:39:53,750
Luz?
1083
01:39:55,083 --> 01:39:57,083
Horny girl gets stabbed to death?
1084
01:40:00,958 --> 01:40:02,958
What the fuck?!
1085
01:40:05,458 --> 01:40:07,458
What the fuck is going on?!
1086
01:40:13,667 --> 01:40:15,667
Dude, please hide me.
- What? Here?
1087
01:40:16,083 --> 01:40:18,083
Where else? I have nowhere to go!
1088
01:40:18,500 --> 01:40:20,208
Get out of here!
1089
01:40:21,458 --> 01:40:23,458
I'm gonna get screwed.
Go away!
1090
01:40:23,917 --> 01:40:25,708
Son of a bitch. You're dead!
1091
01:40:39,167 --> 01:40:43,167
Sorry. I think we're...
1092
01:40:44,167 --> 01:40:46,167
Victor? Victor?
1093
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:16,000
Mister Vegeta?
Is that you?
1094
01:41:24,417 --> 01:41:28,417
Cross... Cross...
Cross! CROSS!
1095
01:41:52,417 --> 01:41:54,417
This place beyond human
sensorial perception...
1096
01:41:55,417 --> 01:41:58,417
Its integrants are invisible
to human perception
1097
01:41:58,417 --> 01:42:00,417
... allowing them to
work behind the curtain...
1098
01:42:00,417 --> 01:42:03,417
... like puppeteers in a
puppet theater.
1099
01:42:03,417 --> 01:42:08,417
With temporary or permanent possession
and manipulation of humanity...
1100
01:42:08,417 --> 01:42:15,417
... they lead material life and earth governments
through unscrupulous human agents.
1101
01:42:18,417 --> 01:42:21,417
Due to the proximity of the third dimension
to this dimension...
1102
01:42:28,417 --> 01:42:34,417
Reptilian race is one the oldest
extraterrestrial races in the galaxy...
1103
01:42:34,417 --> 01:42:35,417
... scattered over many universes...
1104
01:42:38,417 --> 01:42:44,417
Experts on genetic manipulation,
they practically created Earth's humans.
1105
01:42:44,417 --> 01:42:47,417
A great part of our soul
is Reptilian.
81790
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