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[TV static drones]
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[bright tone]
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[Sexual Harrassment's
"I Need a Freak"]
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- ♪ In these times
of hate and pain ♪
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♪ We need a remedy to
take us from the reign ♪
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♪ I've been thinking
of what I need ♪
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♪ I need a freak
to hold me tight ♪
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♪ I need a freak every
day and every night ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Psst.
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Excuse me, Judy.
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Can you move your
hair off my desk?
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- Oh, you mean my
luscious fluffs?
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- Well, you're
getting your dandruff
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all over my worksheet.
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- You know you like it...
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stud.
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So long and perfume-y.
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- Seriously, move your hair.
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- [kisses]
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[muffled laughter]
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[ominous music]
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- [whispering] No!
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♪ ♪
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- [snapping]
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♪ ♪
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- [laughing]
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[laughter]
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♪ ♪
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[lively music playing]
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♪ ♪
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[stands clattering]
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- Ahh!
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- Hi.
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[grunts]
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[students gasping]
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- Shoot!
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- I liked you, you
fuckin' asshole!
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I loved you!
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- ♪ Praise ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Praise ♪
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- If I knew I could
care for my family
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during a terrifying
and uncertain time
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with just a bucket or two,
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well, I would be running
to my pocketbook.
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- Not only do Aimee-Leigh and I
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want you to be safe,
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the Lord wants you to be safe.
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Jesus talked to me last night.
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Jesus said,
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"Eli, you better get
them folks ready."
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Y2K is real.
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♪ ♪
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It's coming.
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And the church is
gonna need help.
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I agreed to talk with you
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because you're from
"TIME" magazine.
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That's a periodical I respect.
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- Your church raised an
enormous amount of money
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by telling people that Y2K
would bring the end of days.
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It didn't, of course.
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- It was the grace
of the Lord Himself
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that prevented humanity
from facing that disaster.
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- Indeed.
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You seem pretty convinced
it was happening.
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Do you think it's
unethical to scare people
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and then benefit from
that fearmongering?
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- Folks come to me
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when they're trying to
make sense of the world.
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I just help as best I can.
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- So who was wrong,
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Jesus or you?
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- [chuckles]
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- Amber, baby.
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They love you.
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You had them wrapped
around your finger
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at Parents' Weekend.
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- But this is different.
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Bringing me to your mansion...
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ugh, it's all so daunting.
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- Well, better get
undaunted, baby...
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'Cause one day, this
crib will all be mine,
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and I'm looking to have
your fine ass by my side.
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- He cut my damn hair.
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Tried to Samson my ass.
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I wasn't just gonna take that.
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- You tell your teacher
or your principal.
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You stay out of it.
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You don't act like a lunatic.
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- That's right.
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- Tell me about it.
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I bring my "say, say, my
baby" all the way here
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to get to know my family,
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and we are instantly
dealing with
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all this "he said,
she said" bullshit.
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- Suck my dick, Jesse.
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- You suck mine, Judy.
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- I want a meal, boy.
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Not no snack.
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- [laughs] That was good.
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She's saying that you
have a tiny little titi.
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- Fuck off, Kelvin.
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At least I got a titi.
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Not a tiny little
doll pecker like you.
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- [blows raspberry]
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- Not even any hairs or nothing.
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- Enough!
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- We have a guest.
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Boy, this is not the impression
we want to give you, Amber.
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My apologies.
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It's a blessing to
have you with us.
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- Where are you
from, sweetheart?
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- Uh, Kentucky. [chuckles]
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Just a small little town.
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- Is that human hair, Country?
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You wearing a horse hair wig?
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- Um, it's...[chuckles]
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Real hair.
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Not a wig.
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- Oh.
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- Judy, why don't you slide
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this chicken-fried
steak with gravy
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right up your ass?
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- I wasn't trying to be mean.
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She's from the country,
so I called her Country.
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- All the best girls
are country girls.
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Isn't that right, darling?
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- Don't you know it.
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- Well, well, well.
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If it isn't the girl
from the Wendy's sign.
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Y'all got running water
where you're from?
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- Of course we do.
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- Well, I don't know your life.
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[scoffs] Look at you.
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Just regular-ass
shopping mall clothes.
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- Your pants are nice.
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- Well, take a good look.
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[tense music]
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'Cause you couldn't afford this
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if you sucked every dick
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in the hills and
hollers of Kentucky.
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- What is your problem?
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- I just know what you're up to.
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[exhales sharply]
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Impoverished girl
with big dreams,
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chasing all the riches and gold.
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- That is not what's
happening here.
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Jesse means a lot to me.
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- I call bull.
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You don't love Jesse.
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He's a fucking clown.
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When you look at his dumb face,
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instead of seeing eyes
and noses and shit,
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you see your ticket
out of the sticks.
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- You are very rude!
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- [laughs]
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- And you have no idea
what you're talking about.
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- [snapping]
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- Where you going, Wendy's?
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I thought we were
doing girl talks.
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[door slams]
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[footsteps receding]
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[devious music]
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♪ ♪
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[lively fiddle music playing]
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♪ ♪
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[snake rattling]
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- It's our faith!
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Our faith that protects us!
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- You said it! Yes!
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- Be not afraid,
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for I am Daniel
in the lion's den!
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- Amen!
[all cheering]
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[coins jangling] All right.
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We'll see you next week.
- Yeah, you too.
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Oh, good to see you.
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- Good to see you.
- All right.
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Thanks so much for coming.
- Thank you.
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- Oh, sir. Hey.
- Hi, Tom.
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That's lovely.
- Thank you very much.
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- Oh, what a sweetheart.
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- Thanks for coming.
- Thank you.
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- You guys are on
donuts next week.
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- J1013 AM, Christian Talk,
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mixing it up with the
biggest names in faith.
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Now back to the
Skip Arness Show.
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- You hear the latest
from the Gemstones?
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Their church made a
mint off the Y2K scare.
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Millions.
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Attendance is down
for the first time
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in their history,
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and people are protesting
outside their church.
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- [laughs] They deserve
every criticism.
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- Did Uncle Eli do
something wrong?
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- Well, your uncle
was raised better,
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but he's always been greedy
when it comes to money.
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Y'all know that.
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- Yes, ma'am.
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- I want to be rich like
Uncle Eli when I grow up.
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[slap]
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- Don't you ever say that again.
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It is not something
to aspire to.
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You aspire to be good
and wise like your daddy.
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Right, Peter?
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- He's just a kid
talking, May-May.
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- Dummy.
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- I... I was just kidding, Mama.
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I love being poor.
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[slap]
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- I still don't like that
y'all got him buried out here.
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It's a long drive for us.
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Now whenever I want to
spend time with Daddy,
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I gotta get through
your security guards.
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- There wasn't no more room
left where Mama's resting.
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I thought about bringing
her here to put with him.
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- Oh, that's sweet.
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Then you can just have
'em all, can't you, Eli?
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- Well, we can
just have security
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just flag y'all right on through
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any time you want to come by.
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Our home is your home.
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- Well, we appreciate that.
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We don't usually have
no problem getting in.
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- I made some
sandwiches for the boys.
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Might as well eat
'em before we go.
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- Well, you all are welcome to
stay as long as you want to.
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- Okay.
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[hard rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- Nobody shit their pants,
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but check out my newest toy.
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- ♪ Redeemer ♪
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♪ Redeemer ♪
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♪ ♪
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- My Lord.
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- Holy moly.
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- Coke white.
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- This is yours?
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- Ah, basically mine.
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I mean, technically, it
belongs to the church.
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But all I gotta do is
use it in a sermon,
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and then I can drive
it whenever I want.
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- Can I drive it?
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- Hell no.
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But I'd be happy to let you
watch me smash some shit.
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[upbeat country music]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Heaven ♪
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♪ Heaven ♪
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♪ This must be heaven ♪
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[crashing]
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[indistinct shouting]
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♪ Oh, me, oh, my ♪
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♪ This must be heaven ♪
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♪ Heaven can wait,
I've got a date ♪
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[revving, crashing]
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[screaming, cheering]
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[crashing]
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♪ Higher and higher,
people are talking ♪
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- Yeah!
- Go!
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- ♪ Heaven can wait ♪
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♪ Heaven, heaven ♪
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♪ This must be heaven ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Oh my, take a
look at those eyes ♪
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♪ This must be heaven ♪
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- Hey, you know, I
saw y'all on the news.
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They were saying
you conned everyone
270
00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:42,185
with that Y2K nonsense.
271
00:10:42,268 --> 00:10:44,479
[laughs] I don't know
what kind of idiot
272
00:10:44,562 --> 00:10:46,022
would have bought into that.
273
00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:47,583
I mean, when the world
ends, it will be because
274
00:10:47,607 --> 00:10:49,150
the Lord has decided it's time,
275
00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,986
not because of some
computer malfunctions.
276
00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:53,321
I never bought it for a minute.
277
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,448
- Well, I'm just relieved
it didn't happen.
278
00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:56,675
That's all I keep
thinking about.
279
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,618
Just counting our lucky stars.
280
00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,012
- Would have been
a real nightmare.
281
00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:02,038
Lord changed His
mind, I suppose.
282
00:11:02,121 --> 00:11:04,499
- Or people just made it
up to make money off it.
283
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:07,502
I mean, that's what the
news is saying y'all did.
284
00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:09,170
Ooh, it's times like these
285
00:11:09,212 --> 00:11:11,839
I sure am glad my last
name is Montgomery.
286
00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:13,025
The way people would look at me
287
00:11:13,049 --> 00:11:14,801
if my last name was
still Gemstone...
288
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,219
no, thank you.
289
00:11:16,302 --> 00:11:17,303
[laughs]
290
00:11:17,345 --> 00:11:18,471
You know, I need a refill.
291
00:11:18,513 --> 00:11:19,907
Peter, run out to
the car and get me
292
00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:21,557
that two-liter bottle of Fresca.
293
00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:22,892
- Oh, we got plenty of cold pop
294
00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:24,328
inside in the
refrigerator, May-May.
295
00:11:24,352 --> 00:11:25,186
Uh, Sprite, I think.
296
00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:26,938
- No, I don't want
Sprite. I like Fresca.
297
00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:28,523
Peter.
- Sprite or...
298
00:11:28,606 --> 00:11:29,899
- Car.
299
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,318
Run.
- Yep.
300
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,445
- Say, say, my baby.
301
00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:38,408
- [grunts]
302
00:11:38,491 --> 00:11:39,659
- I got the Sega Saturn.
303
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,701
Have you played it?
304
00:11:40,785 --> 00:11:42,137
- Mama don't let us
play video games.
305
00:11:42,161 --> 00:11:43,704
- She says the devil's in 'em.
306
00:11:43,788 --> 00:11:45,039
- Inside video games?
307
00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:45,915
- Yep.
308
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:48,292
Just like movies,
music, dancing,
309
00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:49,711
cartoons, and Halloween.
310
00:11:49,794 --> 00:11:51,212
- We ain't allowed
to do nothin',
311
00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:54,340
except maybe go huntin',
make some traps, catch food.
312
00:11:54,382 --> 00:11:55,383
Not like you guys.
313
00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:57,051
Y'all get to do everything fun.
314
00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:58,845
- Yeah, your parents suck.
315
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,138
They're strict as hell.
316
00:12:00,221 --> 00:12:01,532
I couldn't survive
under your roof.
317
00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:03,015
I need my "TRL."
318
00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:04,976
- I can relate, Judy.
319
00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:07,103
My grandma's real strict.
320
00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:09,939
Never let any boys call
the house or nothing.
321
00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:12,775
- Oh, you had so many
boys calling the house
322
00:12:12,859 --> 00:12:16,279
'cause of your
gorgeous red hair?
323
00:12:16,362 --> 00:12:17,989
Okay, Raggedy Ann.
324
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,700
Surprised they even have phones
in the village you come from.
325
00:12:20,742 --> 00:12:22,910
- She don't come from
no damn village, Judy.
326
00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:25,455
Stop making fun of people
for being from poverty.
327
00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:27,540
Chuck and Karl are dirt poor.
328
00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:28,583
It's rude.
329
00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:29,685
- Jesse, I'm so sick of you
330
00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:30,936
showing out for your girlfriend.
331
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,253
Y'all don't make a good couple.
332
00:12:32,295 --> 00:12:34,797
Behind your back,
we're all laughing
333
00:12:34,881 --> 00:12:37,550
at what a bad couple
you actually are.
334
00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:40,094
Hardy-har-har, dummy.
335
00:12:40,178 --> 00:12:41,763
- Why don't you go
fuck yourself, Judy?
336
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:42,724
- [high-pitched shriek]
337
00:12:42,764 --> 00:12:43,765
- What?
338
00:12:43,848 --> 00:12:45,349
- It's a sin to swear, Jesse.
339
00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:46,434
- No shit, Karl.
340
00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:47,894
Watch me load up some more.
341
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,979
Judy, you wish you had
a fuckin' boyfriend.
342
00:12:50,063 --> 00:12:51,874
Don't be jealous 'cause
somebody actually likes me
343
00:12:51,898 --> 00:12:53,900
besides my own
parents, unlike you.
344
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,194
No one likes your ass.
345
00:12:56,277 --> 00:12:58,654
[soft music]
346
00:12:58,738 --> 00:12:59,781
- [grunts]
347
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:00,782
[screams]
348
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:01,484
♪ ♪
349
00:13:07,789 --> 00:13:08,790
[can opens]
350
00:13:08,873 --> 00:13:10,291
- Hey, Peter.
351
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:11,375
Come on in.
352
00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:13,378
- [breathing deeply]
353
00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:16,464
[grunts]
354
00:13:19,175 --> 00:13:20,968
[sighs]
355
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,474
I'm in a bit of a pinch, Eli.
356
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:27,475
- Is that so?
357
00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:28,559
- Yeah.
358
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,730
I got a damn warehouse
full of Y2K buckets,
359
00:13:32,814 --> 00:13:34,065
and nobody wants 'em.
360
00:13:34,107 --> 00:13:35,274
- Yes.
361
00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:38,403
The only downside to
society not collapsing.
362
00:13:38,486 --> 00:13:39,445
- [laughs]
363
00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:49,205
I'm in over my head, Eli.
364
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:52,166
- I told you not to buy
more than you could afford.
365
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,293
- You also told me that
the world was gonna end.
366
00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:56,963
- It ain't my fault
things changed.
367
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,340
I got no control over that.
368
00:13:59,382 --> 00:14:00,425
Liquidate 'em.
369
00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:02,760
Repackage 'em as camping
supplies or somethin'.
370
00:14:02,844 --> 00:14:05,346
Hell, if I could
count the amount
371
00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:07,432
of bad business investments
I've made in my life,
372
00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:08,599
we'd be here all day.
373
00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:09,827
It's the nature of the beast.
374
00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:11,352
You win some, you lose some.
375
00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:12,562
- Yeah.
376
00:14:14,147 --> 00:14:16,274
Well, I lost a lot.
377
00:14:16,357 --> 00:14:17,567
[sighs]
378
00:14:17,650 --> 00:14:18,693
25 grand.
379
00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:20,778
That's a lot of
money for my family.
380
00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:22,363
That's everything
we had in savings.
381
00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:24,490
- [sighs]
382
00:14:24,532 --> 00:14:26,242
Damn, Peter.
383
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:28,703
Why would you invest
all your savings?
384
00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:31,330
- 'Cause I trusted you.
385
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:34,751
I wanted to do what
you were doing.
386
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,503
May-May is gonna kill me.
387
00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:40,006
She's gonna kill me
because we're broke.
388
00:14:40,048 --> 00:14:42,133
She's gonna kill me
'cause I didn't tell her.
389
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,594
- She's gonna kill you
'cause you did it with me.
390
00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:47,805
♪ ♪
391
00:14:47,889 --> 00:14:49,432
- I've never asked
you for money.
392
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:50,683
♪ ♪
393
00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:51,869
I don't know what else to do.
394
00:14:51,893 --> 00:14:53,686
♪ ♪
395
00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:55,396
I could lose the house.
396
00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:58,441
- How about I buy
your stock back?
397
00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:00,651
♪ ♪
398
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,820
- [sighing]
399
00:15:02,904 --> 00:15:03,565
♪ ♪
400
00:15:10,578 --> 00:15:12,538
I don't know what to say.
401
00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:16,667
[sighs]
402
00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:19,921
I just got so greedy.
403
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,757
- You thought you were
helping your family.
404
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,675
♪ ♪
405
00:15:24,759 --> 00:15:27,762
- I thought we were coming
to the end of times.
406
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:33,017
♪ ♪
407
00:15:33,101 --> 00:15:36,938
Did you really
believe that too, Eli?
408
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:40,733
- You think I'm just out
there lying to people?
409
00:15:40,775 --> 00:15:43,694
[shouting and clamoring]
410
00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:49,283
Take us in through the
service entrance, Walker.
411
00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:51,136
We can drive right in
through the loading bay.
412
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,454
- You got it, Dr. Gemstone.
413
00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:59,669
All: Where's my money?
Where's my money?
414
00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:01,963
- ♪ Redeemer ♪
415
00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:03,673
[horn honking]
416
00:16:03,756 --> 00:16:06,300
♪ Redeemer ♪
417
00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:07,135
♪ ♪
418
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,428
♪ Redeemer ♪
419
00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:09,637
- Whoo!
420
00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:11,264
♪ ♪
421
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:15,727
♪ Redeemer, redeemer ♪
422
00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:20,314
- That's the coolest thing ever!
423
00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:24,152
- And that is what you
call a moist-maker.
424
00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:26,195
My monster truck is
the fucking tits.
425
00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:27,989
- Jesse, have you seen my ring?
426
00:16:28,072 --> 00:16:29,157
- Your ring?
427
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,159
- My grandma gave it to me.
428
00:16:31,242 --> 00:16:33,119
I wear it all the time.
429
00:16:33,161 --> 00:16:35,121
I must have misplaced it.
430
00:16:35,163 --> 00:16:37,498
- When things go
missing in this house,
431
00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:40,918
it's usually one
person responsible.
432
00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:43,004
- Who?
433
00:16:43,046 --> 00:16:44,839
- Judy.
434
00:16:44,881 --> 00:16:47,467
- You think Judy
stole Amber's ring?
435
00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:48,509
- I don't know.
436
00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:50,678
She's been stealing a
bunch of stuff lately.
437
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,930
I went to the mall with
her a few weeks ago.
438
00:16:53,014 --> 00:16:54,932
I hate going to
places with Judy.
439
00:16:55,016 --> 00:16:59,020
Especially the shopping mall.
440
00:16:59,062 --> 00:17:00,688
She steals music.
441
00:17:00,772 --> 00:17:04,525
[upbeat music]
442
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:07,027
She shoplifts fancy fashions...
443
00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:07,731
♪ ♪
444
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,619
Tiny trinkets...
445
00:17:14,702 --> 00:17:17,705
♪ ♪
446
00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:20,875
And some other stuff that I
don't even know what it is.
447
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:22,459
♪ ♪
448
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,212
She threatened to
cut my privates off
449
00:17:24,295 --> 00:17:25,755
if I told Mama and Daddy.
450
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,048
[sobbing]
451
00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:28,758
Judy will do it.
452
00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:30,551
I know she will!
453
00:17:30,593 --> 00:17:33,262
- That bitch could steal from
all the malls in America.
454
00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:35,765
But steal from my
woman, my queen,
455
00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:38,226
my "say, say, my baby"?
456
00:17:38,309 --> 00:17:40,728
She's gone one step
too fuckin' far.
457
00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:42,980
♪ ♪
458
00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:47,235
- We live in a world
where material things...
459
00:17:48,945 --> 00:17:52,907
Wealth, status...
460
00:17:52,949 --> 00:17:54,534
it means something, don't it?
461
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,077
- Mm. Amen.
462
00:17:56,119 --> 00:18:01,582
- That stuff don't mean
nothin' to the Lord.
463
00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:04,711
So why does it
mean so much to us?
464
00:18:06,254 --> 00:18:08,256
I think I know why.
465
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:09,799
Because of the people we love.
466
00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,719
That's why.
467
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:17,014
It can be hard seeing
others thriving,
468
00:18:17,098 --> 00:18:19,392
living a life of
wealth, comfort,
469
00:18:19,434 --> 00:18:20,977
while you watch your own family,
470
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,019
your own children,
471
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:23,372
not able to live
in the same way,
472
00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:26,357
not given the same
opportunities.
473
00:18:26,441 --> 00:18:28,276
Oh, maybe we don't
need those things.
474
00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:31,320
But it can be hard
not to feel like
475
00:18:31,404 --> 00:18:33,656
you're letting down
the ones that mean...
476
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:34,615
[clears throat]
477
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:39,537
That mean the most to
you when you got nothin'.
478
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:43,416
Yeah.
479
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:44,792
You know what I'm sayin'?
480
00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:46,294
[laughs]
481
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:48,463
- Amen.
- Amen.
482
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:50,882
- You changed up
the sermon today.
483
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:53,301
I thought you were gonna be
preaching about outreach.
484
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:55,303
Instead, you were
talking about wealth.
485
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:58,473
- Well, the message
seemed important.
486
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,266
- You've been acting
funny lately, Peter.
487
00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:01,285
The boys have noticed it.
488
00:19:01,309 --> 00:19:02,393
Haven't you, boys?
489
00:19:03,269 --> 00:19:04,604
- Yeah, maybe a little.
490
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,189
- [muffled] A bit
quieter than usual.
491
00:19:06,272 --> 00:19:08,232
- Don't talk with
your mouth full.
492
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,238
Peter, are you crying?
493
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:18,326
- I made a mistake.
494
00:19:19,994 --> 00:19:21,746
I made a bad investment.
495
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:23,456
- Investment?
496
00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:24,665
- [sobs]
497
00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:25,917
- You tricked him.
498
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,419
You've been pulling this
stuff since we was kids.
499
00:19:28,503 --> 00:19:30,338
- No, he... he didn't
trick me none, May-May.
500
00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:32,048
- You're a fool, Peter.
501
00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:33,674
Eli did this on
purpose to punish me.
502
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,551
For what? What did I
ever do to you, Eli?
503
00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,345
- You need to calm
down, May-May.
504
00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:40,765
- What?
- I'm trying to help you all.
505
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:44,185
I'm the one that's gonna get
stuck with all the overstock.
506
00:19:44,227 --> 00:19:45,728
- Over... overstock?
507
00:19:45,812 --> 00:19:47,939
You think you're
damn Sears Roebuck,
508
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,690
talking my husband
into investing
509
00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:52,151
what little we
have into nonsense.
510
00:19:52,193 --> 00:19:53,528
Complete nonsense.
511
00:19:53,611 --> 00:19:55,321
That was the boys'
college money.
512
00:19:55,363 --> 00:19:56,531
- He's gonna buy it back.
513
00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,783
We're not gonna lose
anything, May-May.
514
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,159
Eli's gonna help.
515
00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:01,321
- No. No, no, no.
- And he...
516
00:20:01,369 --> 00:20:03,180
- We're not taking a penny
from you and your damn wife.
517
00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:04,831
That money is evil.
518
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:05,998
It rotted your family.
519
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,184
I will not have it rotting mine!
520
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,292
- We have to!
521
00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:10,920
If we don't...
522
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:12,880
I could lose the house.
523
00:20:12,922 --> 00:20:14,716
[sobbing]
524
00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:17,385
I'm sorry.
525
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,305
- Let us help, May-May.
526
00:20:21,389 --> 00:20:23,683
We're family.
527
00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:25,727
- Don't you dare.
528
00:20:25,768 --> 00:20:29,355
Don't you dare make me think
you're doing us any favors.
529
00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:31,816
You stand there in
your pretty dresses,
530
00:20:31,858 --> 00:20:33,359
singing your little songs,
531
00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:35,570
pretending you don't
know what's going on.
532
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:38,322
But I see right through you.
533
00:20:38,406 --> 00:20:40,408
You enable his behavior.
534
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:41,951
You promote it.
535
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:44,495
You and your whole damn family!
536
00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:46,038
You got the devil in you.
537
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,248
- You're about to see him
538
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:49,292
if you don't get the
hell out of my house.
539
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,044
Talk to my wife like that!
540
00:20:51,085 --> 00:20:52,688
- I look in your ugly face,
and I think to myself,
541
00:20:52,712 --> 00:20:55,423
I may be poor, but at
least I got principles.
542
00:20:55,506 --> 00:20:57,091
- Shove your
principles up your ass.
543
00:20:57,175 --> 00:20:58,217
- Ugh!
544
00:20:58,259 --> 00:20:59,278
- You're letting
your kids go hungry
545
00:20:59,302 --> 00:21:03,056
to prove a point, you dumb bag!
546
00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,140
Thanks, Peter.
- Yep.
547
00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:05,266
[door closes]
548
00:21:05,308 --> 00:21:06,410
- ♪ I'll be bouncing
like a ball ♪
549
00:21:06,434 --> 00:21:07,560
♪ When I say yes, y'all ♪
550
00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:09,854
♪ If you don't rock with
me, you won't rock at all ♪
551
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:12,398
♪ So check me out
without no doubt ♪
552
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,942
♪ I'm guaranteed to rock
and turn the party out ♪
553
00:21:14,984 --> 00:21:17,987
[Morcheeba's "In the
Hands of the Gods"]
554
00:21:18,071 --> 00:21:19,947
♪ ♪
555
00:21:19,989 --> 00:21:23,201
[soft piano music playing]
556
00:21:23,284 --> 00:21:25,912
- It's the way May-May
has always been.
557
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:28,998
Always trying to make
me out like I'm bad,
558
00:21:29,082 --> 00:21:31,417
even since we was kids.
559
00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:32,919
Now I gotta bail
her husband out,
560
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,880
and I'm still somehow
gonna be the bad guy.
561
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:40,093
♪ ♪
562
00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:43,721
- I just feel so ashamed, Eli.
563
00:21:43,805 --> 00:21:45,640
I don't like being
seen as dishonest,
564
00:21:45,723 --> 00:21:48,935
and I feel like what
we did was dishonest.
565
00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:51,270
Not just you.
566
00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:52,814
Me too.
567
00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:57,527
- Dishonest is a strong word.
568
00:21:57,610 --> 00:22:00,571
- I never believed it
was really gonna happen.
569
00:22:02,949 --> 00:22:03,866
Did you?
570
00:22:04,909 --> 00:22:05,910
- No.
571
00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:08,204
[clears throat]
572
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:10,039
- I mean, I guess I romanticized
573
00:22:10,123 --> 00:22:11,749
the idea at first.
574
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:14,502
You know, not
civilization ending,
575
00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:18,798
but going back to a
simpler way of life.
576
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,759
Worshipping God the
old-fashioned way.
577
00:22:22,969 --> 00:22:24,846
Raising our kids
without the trappings
578
00:22:24,929 --> 00:22:27,432
of all this wealth.
579
00:22:27,473 --> 00:22:30,893
Sometimes I think that's the
best idea for our family.
580
00:22:30,977 --> 00:22:33,980
- Growing up poor ain't
all it's cracked up to be.
581
00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:37,024
[somber music]
582
00:22:37,108 --> 00:22:39,360
I think, no matter what you do,
583
00:22:39,402 --> 00:22:40,695
you're gonna end up with kids
584
00:22:40,778 --> 00:22:43,489
who don't listen
to a word you say.
585
00:22:43,531 --> 00:22:45,342
- It ain't that way with
May-May and Peter's kids.
586
00:22:45,366 --> 00:22:46,635
You don't hear
them mouthing off.
587
00:22:46,659 --> 00:22:48,828
- You don't see 'em
smiling, neither.
588
00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:50,538
They're scared.
589
00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:51,748
They're afraid to speak.
590
00:22:51,831 --> 00:22:53,708
You think I got heavy hands?
591
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:54,709
Whew!
592
00:22:54,751 --> 00:22:58,713
I guarantee May-May smacks
the shit out of 'em.
593
00:22:58,796 --> 00:23:00,715
That's the way Daddy raised us.
594
00:23:00,757 --> 00:23:03,384
- Well, our kids ain't scared
to speak, that's for sure.
595
00:23:03,468 --> 00:23:05,219
- No, they're not.
596
00:23:05,303 --> 00:23:06,363
It's 'cause I only smacked 'em
597
00:23:06,387 --> 00:23:08,139
half the time I
felt the urge to.
598
00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:09,682
- [laughs]
599
00:23:09,724 --> 00:23:12,935
Oh, Eli, I know they're spoiled.
600
00:23:13,019 --> 00:23:14,103
But did we ruin 'em?
601
00:23:14,187 --> 00:23:15,897
- I wouldn't say ruined.
602
00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:17,482
There's still hope.
603
00:23:17,565 --> 00:23:18,816
- Even for Judy?
604
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:21,235
- Even for Judy.
605
00:23:21,277 --> 00:23:25,281
She's just got some minor
undiagnosed mental problems.
606
00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:27,241
Nothing a rubber room won't fix.
607
00:23:27,325 --> 00:23:30,453
[both laughing]
608
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:33,998
- For her or us?
609
00:23:34,082 --> 00:23:37,126
[both laughing]
610
00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:38,252
[sighs]
611
00:23:38,336 --> 00:23:39,420
- Oh, she's a mess.
612
00:23:39,504 --> 00:23:42,006
- She is somethin' else.
613
00:23:42,048 --> 00:23:44,926
[soft piano music playing]
614
00:23:45,009 --> 00:23:45,670
♪ ♪
615
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:52,975
- All right, get up.
616
00:23:53,059 --> 00:23:54,536
I know we've knocked
each other around,
617
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,020
but I've never hit you back.
618
00:23:56,104 --> 00:23:57,688
But if you don't
cough up Amber's ring,
619
00:23:57,772 --> 00:23:58,707
we're gonna fight for real.
620
00:23:58,731 --> 00:24:00,441
Understand my words?
621
00:24:00,483 --> 00:24:01,776
[laughs]
622
00:24:01,818 --> 00:24:03,736
Ooh!
623
00:24:04,779 --> 00:24:06,197
I know you're not
sleeping, Judy.
624
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,657
Stop playin'.
625
00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:09,617
- I ain't playin' like
I'm sleeping, Jesse.
626
00:24:09,659 --> 00:24:11,512
You're saying that. I'm
just fuckin' laying here.
627
00:24:11,536 --> 00:24:12,870
- Well, face me!
628
00:24:12,954 --> 00:24:14,848
I'm tryin' to have a fuckin'
hardcore come-to-Jesus talk
629
00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:16,642
with you right now, and
you're being very rude
630
00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:18,334
with your body
positioning to me.
631
00:24:18,418 --> 00:24:20,002
- [grunting]
632
00:24:20,086 --> 00:24:21,003
[crying]
633
00:24:21,087 --> 00:24:22,839
[grunts]
634
00:24:26,217 --> 00:24:27,885
- Why are you cryin'?
635
00:24:27,969 --> 00:24:30,138
Are Mama and Daddy putting
you up for adoption?
636
00:24:30,221 --> 00:24:31,973
- Can you just leave me alone?
637
00:24:32,932 --> 00:24:33,725
- [sighs]
638
00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:35,685
Did you steal Amber's ring?
639
00:24:37,395 --> 00:24:38,563
- She left it.
640
00:24:38,646 --> 00:24:40,481
Finders keepers.
641
00:24:40,523 --> 00:24:44,110
- Well, her grandma, who
is a dead person now,
642
00:24:44,152 --> 00:24:44,986
gave it to her.
643
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:47,655
So you're not
finders-keeping it.
644
00:24:49,615 --> 00:24:51,200
- It's trash anyway.
645
00:24:51,284 --> 00:24:52,326
Not worth nothin'.
646
00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:53,303
- How do you know that?
647
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:55,013
- I know because I took
it to the pawn shop,
648
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:56,664
and Mars-Eye Larry
said it ain't shit.
649
00:24:56,748 --> 00:24:58,624
- [scoffs] Jesus, Judy.
650
00:24:58,666 --> 00:24:59,792
What is wrong with you?
651
00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:01,085
- I don't know, Jesse.
652
00:25:01,169 --> 00:25:02,420
Wish I did.
653
00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,505
[crying]
654
00:25:04,547 --> 00:25:07,508
I've just been
getting so bored here.
655
00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:09,052
You're gone.
656
00:25:09,135 --> 00:25:11,512
I'm stuck with baby dick
Kelvin all the time.
657
00:25:11,554 --> 00:25:14,348
And I just...
658
00:25:14,432 --> 00:25:16,851
I get real excited sometimes.
659
00:25:16,893 --> 00:25:19,604
I... I want to do
things my own way.
660
00:25:19,687 --> 00:25:22,648
And... and when it feels
like my own way ain't workin'
661
00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:26,652
or I'm startin' to look bad,
somethin' goes off in me.
662
00:25:26,694 --> 00:25:29,113
It... it just feels warm.
663
00:25:29,197 --> 00:25:30,698
My ears get hot.
664
00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:33,284
I figure, fuck it.
665
00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:34,410
They want it.
666
00:25:34,494 --> 00:25:36,370
Let's give 'em some.
667
00:25:37,288 --> 00:25:39,248
- Word.
668
00:25:39,332 --> 00:25:42,001
My motor runs hot too.
669
00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:44,545
It's that Gemstone
temper we both got.
670
00:25:44,587 --> 00:25:45,713
We get it from Daddy.
671
00:25:45,797 --> 00:25:47,924
Kelvin is more
like Mama that way.
672
00:25:48,007 --> 00:25:50,385
He handles things
more like a girl does.
673
00:25:50,426 --> 00:25:54,347
Just "sensitivitively"
and stuff.
674
00:25:54,389 --> 00:25:57,350
But you, you're more like me.
675
00:25:57,392 --> 00:25:58,702
You handle things
like most men do.
676
00:25:58,726 --> 00:26:02,230
Just you know, fuckin'
mash everything.
677
00:26:02,313 --> 00:26:03,606
[soft music]
678
00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,858
I think it's actually
kind of cool.
679
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:07,836
- You don't think that makes
it so people don't like me?
680
00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:10,238
- Weaks and wieners
don't like you, Judy.
681
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:12,240
But who needs them?
682
00:26:12,323 --> 00:26:14,158
♪ ♪
683
00:26:14,242 --> 00:26:16,828
- [sniffles]
684
00:26:16,911 --> 00:26:19,956
The dreamboat who
cut my hair, Trent...
685
00:26:20,039 --> 00:26:21,707
♪ ♪
686
00:26:21,749 --> 00:26:25,712
I liked him a lot, and
he didn't like me back.
687
00:26:25,753 --> 00:26:28,756
Made me feel so embarrassed.
688
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,342
Made me feel dumb
for even trying.
689
00:26:31,426 --> 00:26:35,054
Like, who is gonna like me?
690
00:26:35,096 --> 00:26:36,222
♪ ♪
691
00:26:36,264 --> 00:26:37,598
- Someone will, all right?
692
00:26:37,682 --> 00:26:38,933
God will make sure.
693
00:26:39,016 --> 00:26:41,310
Just like he did
for Mama and Daddy
694
00:26:41,394 --> 00:26:42,520
and me and Amber.
695
00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:43,646
- No, Jesse.
696
00:26:43,730 --> 00:26:45,481
You and Amber are
not the same thing
697
00:26:45,565 --> 00:26:47,233
as Mama and Daddy.
698
00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:48,818
- We're one true loves, bitch.
699
00:26:48,901 --> 00:26:50,695
- Ugh. Quit makin'
me hurl, boy.
700
00:26:50,778 --> 00:26:54,449
[both chuckling]
701
00:26:54,532 --> 00:26:57,118
[shouting and clamoring]
702
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,246
- Why the hell are
they still out there?
703
00:27:00,288 --> 00:27:02,081
Can't we have 'em removed?
704
00:27:02,123 --> 00:27:02,957
- Legally, we can,
705
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,585
but uh, it wouldn't look good.
706
00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:07,462
They are members of
the church, after all.
707
00:27:07,545 --> 00:27:09,172
- [sighs]
708
00:27:09,255 --> 00:27:10,506
What do I do?
709
00:27:10,590 --> 00:27:14,469
- I suggest you talk to them.
710
00:27:14,552 --> 00:27:15,887
- Mm...
711
00:27:15,928 --> 00:27:16,679
- Yes.
712
00:27:16,763 --> 00:27:17,764
- [groans]
713
00:27:17,805 --> 00:27:19,807
- Whoever it is, come on out.
714
00:27:19,849 --> 00:27:22,101
[cheers and applause]
715
00:27:22,143 --> 00:27:24,145
[upbeat music]
716
00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:26,647
- [laughs]
717
00:27:26,689 --> 00:27:29,192
♪ ♪
718
00:27:29,275 --> 00:27:31,778
- 'Sup, Country?
719
00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:34,155
Jesse said you were lookin'
for a ring or somethin'?
720
00:27:34,238 --> 00:27:35,364
- Yes.
721
00:27:35,448 --> 00:27:37,450
It went missin'.
722
00:27:37,492 --> 00:27:38,743
Judy, my grandma raised me...
723
00:27:38,826 --> 00:27:39,803
- Yeah, yeah. I
don't really care.
724
00:27:39,827 --> 00:27:41,329
Is this it?
725
00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:43,206
Found it in the toilet.
726
00:27:43,289 --> 00:27:44,957
- Yes.
727
00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:45,958
It is.
728
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,835
- How do I know for sure?
729
00:27:47,919 --> 00:27:49,146
You could just be
saying it's yours
730
00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:51,506
'cause it looks like it's
worth a bunch of money.
731
00:27:51,547 --> 00:27:54,509
- There's a tiny cross
engraved on the underneath.
732
00:27:54,592 --> 00:27:57,136
♪ ♪
733
00:27:57,178 --> 00:27:58,679
- Well...
734
00:27:58,763 --> 00:28:00,515
what do you know?
735
00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:03,393
♪ ♪
736
00:28:03,476 --> 00:28:07,688
I actually do like your hair.
737
00:28:07,772 --> 00:28:08,731
I wasn't making fun
738
00:28:08,815 --> 00:28:10,983
when I was asking
if it was real.
739
00:28:11,025 --> 00:28:13,361
- Oh.
740
00:28:13,444 --> 00:28:16,280
Well, thank you, Judy.
741
00:28:16,364 --> 00:28:17,824
- Sweet. Sweet.
742
00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:20,201
Don't get a big head
about it, though.
743
00:28:20,243 --> 00:28:21,744
[door screeching]
744
00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:30,128
[tense music]
745
00:28:30,211 --> 00:28:30,872
♪ ♪
746
00:28:40,430 --> 00:28:42,557
[shouting and clamoring]
747
00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:43,725
- You crook!
748
00:28:43,808 --> 00:28:45,393
You ripped people off!
749
00:28:45,476 --> 00:28:47,316
- How much money did you
make swindling people,
750
00:28:47,353 --> 00:28:48,688
Dr. Gemstone?
751
00:28:48,730 --> 00:28:50,273
- I never, never
swindled nobody.
752
00:28:50,356 --> 00:28:51,315
- [scoffs]
753
00:28:51,399 --> 00:28:52,793
- Hey, if you all want
to have a discussion,
754
00:28:52,817 --> 00:28:54,193
I'm all ears.
755
00:28:54,235 --> 00:28:55,737
If you're gonna cast aspersions,
756
00:28:55,778 --> 00:28:57,405
I'll just go back inside.
757
00:28:59,449 --> 00:29:01,743
Through God's grace,
758
00:29:01,784 --> 00:29:03,661
we are not living in
the dystopian world
759
00:29:03,745 --> 00:29:05,747
that Y2K threatened us with.
760
00:29:05,788 --> 00:29:07,665
Prayers and the Lord our Savior
761
00:29:07,749 --> 00:29:09,751
have kept us safe once again.
762
00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:11,753
My predictions were wrong.
763
00:29:11,794 --> 00:29:13,379
I was wrong.
764
00:29:13,421 --> 00:29:16,299
[peppy band music playing]
765
00:29:16,382 --> 00:29:18,426
♪ ♪
766
00:29:18,509 --> 00:29:20,261
- The Lord sees all,
767
00:29:20,303 --> 00:29:22,972
and we will answer
to all of our sins.
768
00:29:23,056 --> 00:29:25,558
That's just the way it goes.
769
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,559
- You Trent?
770
00:29:26,601 --> 00:29:27,852
- Uh, yeah.
771
00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:29,812
Who are you, Darkman?
772
00:29:29,896 --> 00:29:31,439
[cymbal clangs]
[students gasping]
773
00:29:31,522 --> 00:29:33,357
[grunting]
774
00:29:33,441 --> 00:29:36,110
♪ ♪
775
00:29:36,152 --> 00:29:38,821
[buzzing]
776
00:29:38,905 --> 00:29:41,449
[laughter]
777
00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:43,117
[groaning]
778
00:29:43,159 --> 00:29:46,079
♪ ♪
779
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:46,871
[smack]
780
00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:48,289
[laughter]
781
00:29:48,372 --> 00:29:50,124
- It's hard to admit
you were wrong.
782
00:29:50,166 --> 00:29:53,252
But I'll do it,
because the Lord knows,
783
00:29:53,294 --> 00:29:55,421
so what's the point in hiding?
784
00:29:55,463 --> 00:29:59,008
You think I'm more afraid
of you than I am of Him?
785
00:29:59,092 --> 00:30:02,095
The world didn't end.
786
00:30:02,136 --> 00:30:03,846
If this church raised money
787
00:30:03,930 --> 00:30:07,975
when people thought the
world was going to end,
788
00:30:08,059 --> 00:30:11,396
it's because they wanted God.
789
00:30:11,479 --> 00:30:15,024
Well, I'm standing
here, giving Him to you.
790
00:30:15,108 --> 00:30:17,318
- That's bullshit.
791
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,113
- How are we supposed
to believe you?
792
00:30:20,154 --> 00:30:24,951
- We will not lose
sight of our mission,
793
00:30:24,992 --> 00:30:28,704
and our mission is
to serve you in a way
794
00:30:28,788 --> 00:30:31,707
that is befitting of the Lord.
795
00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:34,043
Put down your signs
796
00:30:34,127 --> 00:30:38,256
and come back and
worship with us.
797
00:30:38,339 --> 00:30:39,924
♪ ♪
798
00:30:40,007 --> 00:30:41,259
We are not your enemy.
799
00:30:41,342 --> 00:30:43,511
We love you.
800
00:30:43,553 --> 00:30:46,681
And we want to help you see
the light in our savior.
801
00:30:46,764 --> 00:30:47,425
♪ ♪
802
00:31:02,613 --> 00:31:05,992
That is our purpose,
803
00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:09,036
making sure we take
as many souls with us
804
00:31:09,078 --> 00:31:12,874
to those pearly gates
as we possibly can.
805
00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:14,417
Amen?
806
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,294
- Amen.
807
00:31:16,377 --> 00:31:19,797
♪ ♪
808
00:31:19,881 --> 00:31:21,883
- Put the gun down!
809
00:31:21,966 --> 00:31:23,885
[gunshots]
810
00:31:23,926 --> 00:31:25,011
[alarm blaring]
811
00:31:25,053 --> 00:31:27,805
[people screaming]
812
00:31:27,889 --> 00:31:28,806
- Who's that?
- Run!
813
00:31:28,890 --> 00:31:30,010
- What's going on out there?
814
00:31:30,058 --> 00:31:31,601
- What is happening out...
- Hold it!
815
00:31:31,684 --> 00:31:32,727
Hold it there!
816
00:31:32,769 --> 00:31:34,187
[gunshot]
817
00:31:34,228 --> 00:31:35,772
- What the hell is going on?
818
00:31:35,855 --> 00:31:38,816
- I don't know.
- Stay there!
819
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:41,903
[gunshots]
820
00:31:41,986 --> 00:31:45,031
[glass shattering]
[people screaming]
821
00:31:46,783 --> 00:31:49,243
["Every Christian Lion
Hearted Man Will Show You"]
822
00:31:49,285 --> 00:31:52,705
- ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
823
00:31:52,747 --> 00:31:54,916
♪ ♪
824
00:31:54,957 --> 00:31:58,503
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
825
00:31:58,586 --> 00:32:00,171
♪ ♪
826
00:32:00,254 --> 00:32:04,384
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
827
00:32:04,425 --> 00:32:06,469
♪ ♪
828
00:32:06,552 --> 00:32:09,639
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
829
00:32:09,722 --> 00:32:11,224
[siren wailing]
830
00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:12,600
♪ ♪
831
00:32:12,642 --> 00:32:17,688
♪ Take this in hand ♪
832
00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:21,109
♪ Said he who stands ♪
833
00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:25,571
♪ Behind the chair ♪
834
00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:29,450
♪ A broken table there ♪
835
00:32:29,534 --> 00:32:31,953
♪ ♪
836
00:32:31,994 --> 00:32:37,458
♪ Every Christian
lion-hearted man ♪
837
00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:41,921
♪ Will show you ♪
838
00:32:41,963 --> 00:32:47,510
♪ Every Christian
lion-hearted man ♪
839
00:32:47,593 --> 00:32:50,012
♪ Will show you ♪
840
00:32:50,096 --> 00:32:50,757
♪ ♪
841
00:32:55,643 --> 00:32:59,439
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
842
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,141
♪ ♪
843
00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:10,908
♪ Don't walk so tall ♪
844
00:33:10,992 --> 00:33:14,579
♪ Before you crawl ♪
845
00:33:14,662 --> 00:33:18,166
♪ For every child ♪
846
00:33:18,249 --> 00:33:24,922
♪ Is thinking of
something wild ♪
847
00:33:24,964 --> 00:33:30,178
♪ Every Christian
lion-hearted man ♪
848
00:33:30,261 --> 00:33:33,014
♪ Will show you ♪
849
00:33:33,056 --> 00:33:33,717
♪ ♪
850
00:33:38,686 --> 00:33:42,023
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
851
00:33:42,065 --> 00:33:44,067
♪ ♪
852
00:33:44,150 --> 00:33:47,570
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
853
00:33:48,821 --> 00:33:50,740
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