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[CAWS]
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-[MEOWS]
-[SQUEAKS]
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-[TRUMPETS]
-[ROARS]
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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
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♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah,
Blah, blah, blah
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♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Blah... ♪
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[STATIC]
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[ALL SCREAM]
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Oh, hello, Titans.
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[ALL GROAN]
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Control Freak.
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What do you want
this time, you belligerent
basement dweller?
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I just wanted to pop in
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and say how much
I've enjoyed watching
your show lately.
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Oh, the many thank yous.
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Oh, yeah, the stories
have been great.
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And the musical numbers?
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[LAUGHS] Oh, they are
top-notch as usual.
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So nice of you to say.
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And the laughs
never stop coming.
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Those toilet jokes
had me rolling.
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Aw. If we's made
one person happy,
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it was all worth it.
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-CYBORG: That sounds
pretty good to me.
-I really like sound of that.
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[GASPS]
Wait's one doggone minute.
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How could you enjoy our shows?
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You don't like anything.
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[LAUGHS] That's right!
I hate it!
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But look on the bright side.
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Your disaster of a show
has given me an opportunity
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to finally destroy you
once and for all.
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And how are you
going to do that?
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Oh, I've been able to dig up
some scenes that were
cut from your show.
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And I'm going to show them
to your audience.
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You wouldn't dare.
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Those garbage scenes
were removed for the reason.
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Once your audience sees
these terrible clips,
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they'll run away screaming.
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Behold,
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scenes that were
too terrible to be included
inTeen Titans Go!
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[CLICKING]
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I am Aragorn,
son of Arathorn.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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This fool thinks
he's Viggo Mortensen.
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Nice undies, Aragorn.
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Oh, no. Wrong clip.
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This isn't about my shame.
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It's about yours.
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[STATIC]
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-[FILM REEL WHIRRING]
-[BEEPING]
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All right, let's park
this big boy.
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And... reverse!
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-[ROBOT BEEPING]
-Easy now. Easy.
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Easy.
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Easy.
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Easy.
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Easy.
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Easy.
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[GLASS SHATTERING]
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Easy now. Easy.
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Easy.
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-[METAL SCRAPING]
-Easy.
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Huh?
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-[CAR ALARM BLARING]
-[LAUGHING]
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Nailed it.
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What? That wasn't so bad.
It was okay.
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Yeah, I was happy
with how it turned out.
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It's not ha-ha funny,
but I laughed on the inside.
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I thought that was
a charming gag.
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"Gag" is the keyword.
[RETCHING]
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-[ALL EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST]
-Ugh, gross.
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[SLURPS]
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Jokes about parking.
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What could be more
lame than that?
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Man, if you think that's
gonna scare off our audience,
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you haven't watched our show.
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[BEEPING]
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Huh, you're right.
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Your audience seems
to be hanging in there.
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I guess they're used
to this kind of trash.
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But this next clip
should do the trick.
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Remember when you thought
you could pull off some
high-end 3D graphics?
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We were attempting
to make the show look
the very expensive.
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But your budget is so low.
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I thought we could save money
by doing it ourselves.
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Oh, really?
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Well, let's show your fans
how that turned out.
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[LAUGHING]
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Wow.
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Whoa.
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[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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We are existing
in the third of dimensions.
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I never knew we had
so many sides.
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Yo, we looks like them
expensive Hollywood movies.
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[LAUGHS]
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I bet the Walt Disney
is shaking in his boots.
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Are you kidding?
This is awful.
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We should've spent
the $10 million
and done it right.
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[LAUGHING]
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There's nothing better in life than watching amateurs fail.
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And it still cost us
half a million dollars
to animate that.
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Our life savings, gone.
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And your audience
is gone, too.
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Look!
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[ALL GASP]
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Sure, we may lose
a few fair weather fans,
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but people
will always love us,
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because, at the end
of the day, we're superheroes
who save the world.
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And we's be taking on
villains on the daily.
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Pfft. Ha!
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Oh, yeah. I forgot you guys
"fight bad guys" sometimes.
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Remember that time you're up
against Brother Blood?
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It was supposed to be
a big special event
for your fans to enjoy.
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-Let's see how
that one turned out.
-[CLICKING]
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[STATIC]
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[BEEP]
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[WHIRRING]
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A string of crimes.
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Advanced technology stolen
from each location.
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Brother Blood is trying
to build something
with these parts.
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But what?
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With this thingamabob
he stole from
the science lab...
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Combined with all
these other things,
he could build...
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-[ALARM BEEPING]
-[BOTH GASP]
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ALL: A gigantic robot booty?
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[FARTS]
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No!
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He's gonna release
a mega fart on Jump City
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with that nasty
mind-control gas.
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He will control us all
with his foul stench.
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Titans, we're going to need
everything we've got
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to take down
Brother Blood's giant butt.
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[FARTS]
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[STATIC]
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You call that
a special event?
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A giant robotic booty?
Pathetic.
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Hey, that booty
was threatening
to take over the world.
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Yeah, that thing was
a menace to society.
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Well, you audience
seems to disagree.
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[ALL GASP]
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And I have a feeling
your ratings will
drop to zero
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after I reveal
the oh-so dramatic
and suspenseful way
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you ended up defeating
Brother Blood's giant booty.
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-[CLICKS]
-[STATIC]
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[BROTHER BLOOD LAUGHS]
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You're too late, Titans.
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Soon, I'll have covered
the entire city
with my mind-control gas.
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We gotta do something.
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Not too much longer now.
Enjoy your final moments.
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[FARTING]
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[ALL COUGHING]
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If only we had more time.
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Time. That's it!
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We'll defeat Brother Blood
by going back in time.
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To the time machine.
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-[WHIRRING]
-[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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-[WHOOSHING]
-[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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Not too much longer now.
Enjoy your final moments.
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Now's our chance.
Raven, get us in there.
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-[ALL GASP]
-Check it out.
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Wow. Look,
look, look. It's us!
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What are you looking at?
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-The nothing.
-Nothing.
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[LAUGHTER]
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You're all acting strange.
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[SHUSHING] Be serious.
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What are you up to?
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Nothing, man.
Check out my moves.
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[GRUNTS] Look at this.
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Ooh-hoo.
Look at this right here.
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Look at this.
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What kind of ploy is this?
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[MUFFLED LAUGHTER]
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They're gonna get him.
I mean, we're gonna get him.
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Oh, here it comes.
Oh, here it comes.
They're coming.
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[GRUNTS] What was that?
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Huh? What was that? Ha!
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[GRUNTS]
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It's there again, isn't it?
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I do not see
an immediate threat.
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Okay, I'm going
to turn around slowly and...
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What? How?
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ALL: Time travel.
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ALL: Whoa.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[FIRE CRACKLING]
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Ooh, yikes.
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So, that's it?
The show's over?
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This was unsatisfactory, yo.
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This ending lacked
drama and suspense.
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It can't be over.
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Perhaps he is just
doing the fake out.
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Nah, he done.
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Oh, yeah, it's over.
Here come them good credits.
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[STATIC]
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Wow. No wonder they
decided not to air
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that pathetic excuse
for a special.
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I've never seen a more
unsatisfactory climactic
battle in my life.
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But I suppose
it's a fitting end
to your unsatisfactory show.
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Time to watch your
remaining fans disappear.
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[BEEPING]
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ALL: No!
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[LAUGHING]
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Finally, your garbage show
got what it deserved.
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Teen Titans Go!
has been cancelled.
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MALE VOICE: Cancelled.
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What? It's over? We lost?
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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Oh, the no.
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Hold on.
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This ain't over yet,
Control Freak.
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Me and Beastie got
a secret weapon
up our sleeves.
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Ha-ha. What is it?
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More garbage clips?
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-No, this one's
pure platinum, baby.
-Hit it.
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♪ It's poop time
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BEAST BOY: Ahh.
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♪ Plop plop goes the poop
Right down the toilet
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♪ I pooped in the toilet
I poo-pooed in the toilet
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♪ Plop plop goes the poop
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♪ Right down the toilet
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♪ I pooped in the toilet
I poo-pooed in the toilet
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♪ One poop, two poop
Three poop, four
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♪ Right into the toilet
And here comes one more
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♪ Poop in the toilet
There's poo-poo in the toilet
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♪ Poop in the toilet
There's poo-poo in the toilet
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♪ Poopity poopity
Poop poop, baby
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♪ Let's poopity poopity
Poop poop, baby
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♪ Let's poopity poopity poop
Poopity poopity poop
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♪ Poopity poopity poop
Poop, baby
♪ Plop plop!
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Pfft. Ha!
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You expect to get your fans
back with a song about poop?
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Wait, what? Huh?
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Look, our audience
is coming back.
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No, this can't be happening.
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[CHIMING]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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MALE VOICE: Renewed.
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With this many
people watching,
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Teen Titans Go!is going
to be around for a long time.
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[FRUSTRATED GRUNT]
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Freak out!
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One more time!
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♪ Plop plop goes the poop
Right down the toilet
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♪ I pooped in the toilet
I poo-pooed in the toilet
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♪ Let's poopity poopity poop
Poopity poopity poop
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♪ Poopity poopity poop
Poop, baby
♪ Plop plop!
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