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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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[ALL MUNCHING]
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Whoo, doggie!
I'm thirsty.
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Yo, Beastie,
grab me a liter of soda.
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You gots it, bruh.
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[SCREAMS]
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-[EXCLAIMS]
-[SCREAMING]
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We do not drink
liters of soda
in this household.
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[SCREAMING]
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[PANTING]
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[TIMER BEEPING]
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If you are thirsty,
you can drink
a gallon of milk.
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Whoa! Take it easy.
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It is only the fizzy drink.
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[GULPING]
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My problem isn't the soda.
It's the liters.
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I hears that.
Leaders are the worst.
Takes you, for example.
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Not leaders,
[WHEEZING] "liters."
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As in the unit
of measurement.
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What, you don't want us
measuring things now?
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Oh, measure all you want.
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-But liters belong
to the metric system.
-[CRYING]
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We only use the imperial
system in this tower.
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[GASPS]
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Side with that dirty
Darth Vader? Nah, bro.
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The imperial system has
nothing to do with Darth Vader
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but everything to do
with America.
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If you love freedom,
you must reject
the metric system.
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Give us several reasons why.
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The metric system uses numbers
in shared prefixes
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to describe measurements.
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Milligram, centigram,
kilogram.
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It's all the same!
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Now, the far superior
imperial system
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uses random objects,
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such as a foot, or a yard,
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which gives
measurements individuality.
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And individuality
is the very definition
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of what it means to be
a freedom-loving American.
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You know, scientists say
the metric system is superior.
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And ain't nobody smarter
than a scientist.
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[NERVOUSLY] Scientists?
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You haven't seen
any scientists, have you?
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Tell me. Tell me!
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I didn't see
no scientist, bro.
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Good. Very good.
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Scientists want to convert
the entire world
to the metric system.
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And they will stop
at nothing, nothing,
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to achieve their goal.
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You make the scientist
person sound
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as though they are the evil
secret society.
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That's exactly what they are.
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If you see any scientists,
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squash them like
the cockroaches they are.
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Okay, crazy.
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You still haven't convinced me
the imperial system is better
than the metric system.
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No? Then this will.
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There is one activity where
imperial outshines metric.
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Baking.
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Now, if I wanted to use
the metric system
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to, let's say,
bake some muffins,
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I'd have to use food scales
and conversion tables.
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But if I wanted to use
the imperial system,
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all I need are these.
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[ROBIN GRUNTING]
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Enjoy the flavor of freedom.
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[ECHOING] Oh, snap!
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These muffins is tight.
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[CYBORG READING]
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So soft and moist.
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[CYBORG READING]
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If the imperial system
can make something this good,
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who needs the lousy
metric system?
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[CYBORG READING]
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The three of the cheers
for the imperial system.
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The hip, the hip...
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ALL: Hooray!
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[ALL MUNCHING]
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♪ Morning, morning
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♪ Morning, morning, morning
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Wow, I am so hungry
I could eat
a kilogram of eggs.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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[ALL GASP]
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What did you say?
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What? That I could eat
a kilogram of eggs?
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If you're worried about
my cholesterol, relax.
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That was just a little
hyperbole on my part.
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We don't care about
your cholesterol.
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We're disturbed by your use
of the metric system.
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Why would using the best
measurement system
in the world bother you?
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[ALL GASP]
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You said it was a threat
to the freedoms.
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Well, I believe I gave
the metric system a bad rap.
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It actually has a lot
of great qualities.
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[ALL GASP]
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What about the baking?
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As it turns out,
it wasn't as difficult
as I anticipated.
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Behold.
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Enjoy the flavor
of uniform measurements.
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[SHRIEKING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GASPING]
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[SHRIEKING]
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[ALL RETCHING]
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He's using the metric system
to poison us.
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Did the scientists
get to you? Did they?
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[CHUCKLING] Scientists?
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Ha, don't be ridiculous.
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If scientists aren't behind
your sudden change of heart,
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what's with the coat?
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It was a little chilly.
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-[ALL AGREEING]
-BEAST BOY: Oh, I got it.
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The tower is drafty.
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But why are you holding
that beaker?
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Oh, this? [GULPING]
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All the other dishes
were dirty, so I had
to improvise.
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[ALL AGREEING]
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I ain't done them dishes
in some times.
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But who uses a microscope
to read the newspaper?
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I can't find
my reading glasses.
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Ha! I can be so
absent-minded, sometimes.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to go
peer review a journal.
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Something about
the metric system hasn't
been sitting right with me.
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Check this out.
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If you take
the word "metric"
and flip it around,
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it reads, "Trick me."
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[ALL GASP]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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This can only mean one thing.
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Scientists have tricked
Robin into going with
their evil scheme.
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They're controlling his mind.
I'm certain of it.
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[WHISTLING]
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Hey, guys.
Be back in a few.
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I'm off to run a 5K.
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5K?
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As in five kilometers?
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That sounds like another one
of those metric terms.
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Why don't you run
a marathon, fool?
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There ain't no
dirty Ks in that.
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Ha! Such a scamp
as always, Beast Boy.
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-See you all later.
-[METAL CLANGS]
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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Something is definitely up
with the Robin.
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We better follow him
on his little 5K.
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[GUN FIRES]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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[PANTING]
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This was a terrible idea.
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[SIGHING] How many of the Ks
have we the run?
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No idea.
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I don't eve know
how long a K is.
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Oh, I gots them
runner's nipples.
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[ALL GROANING]
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Friends, look.
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Robin has finished
all of the Ks.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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ALL: Ooh!
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What is this place?
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This is what the ancients
called...
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A lab.
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Robin must be back there, yo.
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Hmm. It appears
to enter the
laboratory's inner sanctum,
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we must face
the three challenges.
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The first one reads,
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"If you don't want to learn
a horrible lesson,
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"keep moving
at five meters per second."
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Is that fast?
How fast is a meter?
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I have none of the idea.
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It doesn't matter.
We have to move.
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-[DEVICE BEEPING]
-Now!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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BEAST BOY:
The metric system!
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[ALL GROAN]
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We's made it through.
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What's the next challenge, yo?
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"This challenge is a breeze.
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"Just step on the temperature
at which water does freeze."
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Easy peasy. 32 degrees.
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Wait, that's Fahrenheit!
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[ALL GASP]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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What's the third challenge?
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"Unless you wish to fail,
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"place one kilogram
upon this scale."
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Kill a gram?
That be easy, yo.
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[SHRIEKING]
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[GROWLS]
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[GRUNTING]
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Perish, Mr. Gram!
Perish!
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[WHIMPERS]
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Why does this keep happening?
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-CYBORG: Oh, the pain!
-[STARFIRE SCREAMING]
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[BEEPS]
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[ALL GROAN]
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[ALL GASP]
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[LAUGHING EVILLY]
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Robin.
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What's you doin'
with them dirty scientists?
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Robin here is helping us
wipe the imperial system
of measurement
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off the face of the earth.
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-Perhaps you'd like
to join the cause?
-Never.
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[LAUGHS] We turned
your friend into a scientist.
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What makes you think we can't
do the same to you?
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Because we ain't smart enough
to be no scientist, yo.
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You will be, once Robin
introduces you to
the scientific method.
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Come, friends.
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Let me tell you more about
the system of measurement
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not based on body parts.
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[GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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Robin, stop.
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You have to remember
who you are.
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You're a foot,
you're a tablespoon,
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an ounce, an inch.
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You're as individual as each
of these random measurements.
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You're not standardized
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or practical
or well-thought-out,
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you're American.
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Uh... Titans, what happened?
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The filthy scientists
used the metric
to trick you.
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What? You'll pay for trying
to unify the world's
measurement systems.
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[LAUGHS] Ignorant fools.
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We will crush you
with our superior
metric-based attacks.
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The metric system may be
superior in every way,
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except one.
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Titans, bake!
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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Who wants muffins?
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Hi-yah!
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So tight.
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[EXCLAIMS]
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Scaramouch!
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[GRUNTS]
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[GIGGLING]
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[GRUNTS]
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My whole life
has been a lie.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Thanks, Titans.
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Without you, I would be
weighing things using
kilograms instead of pounds.
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The important things is,
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we learned that
scientists want
to eradicate individuality
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by forcing the world
to adopt the metric system.
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Well said, Raven.
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Now, who wants
a gallon of milk?
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ALL: [CHEER]
USA! USA! USA! USA!
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