All language subtitles for Teen.Titans.Go.S05E22.WEBRip.x264-ION10

[OPENING THEME PLAYING]

♪ T-E-E-N

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

♪ Teen Titans, let's go

♪ Teen Titans, go

Hello there, Titans.

Uh, what's with
the fringe?

Ooh! Are you going to
the Outdoor Music Festival?

Do I look like
a dirty music enthusiast?

I'm Daniel Boone!

The famous American
Frontiersman...

Howdy!

...who fought a grizzly bear
hand to paw,

single-handedly settled
the State of Kentucky,

and was the only man
in history

who was immune
to contagious yawns.

[ALL YAWNING]

That can't be true.
No one is immune to yawns.
No one!

You are telling the lies.

The lies!

I am not lying.
And yet, I am not
telling the truth either.

I am telling
Tall Tales!

I don't think you're qualified
to tell tall tales.

Yeah, bruh.
How's about you tell
them short tales?

-[BOTH LAUGH]
-That's pretty funny.

I am a man
of average height.
[INHALES DEEPLY]

Tall tales aren't
literally tall.

They're exaggerated stories
about larger-than-life
characters

that inspire us to believe
in the unbelievable.

Like the story about

a giant lumberjack
named Paul Bunyan,

and his big...

Oh, man, we love the story
of Paul's bunion.

Let us tell this one.

Yo, sit your
fringe-butt down,

and listen to
this big old tall tale.

Once upon a time,

there was this big
lumberjack dude.

[GRUNTS]

I love being
a giant lumberjack.

[EXCLAIMS]

BEAST BOY:
Now here's the deal, yo.

Our Paulie Paul was
a big strong lumberjack,

but his boots was too small.

[GROANS] I could
chop trees all day

if it weren't for
these dang boots!

-I should buy new ones.
-[SCREAMS]

But they're so expensive.
[EXCLAIMS]

BEAST BOY: Now, you
all know what happens
when you's being cheap,

and you wear some shoes
that are too small.

-The dude got himself
a bunion!
-[THROBBING]

Ow! This really hurts.

It's not Paul Bunion.
It's Paul Bunyan.

Right. That's the name he got
because of his foot problems.

That bunion got so bad,
Paulie Paul couldn't
lumberjack no more.

The only good thing
in his life

was his favorite pair
of warm socks.

At least I still have you,
my big green socks.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Paul Bunyan had a big blue ox.

Not big green socks!

Just listen to
the story, bruh! Okay,

so Paul was real sad
over how his life
was turning out.

But what he didn't know,
is that his fortunes
was about to change forever.

Wassup?

Big Green Socks in the house!

Ooh! Magic socks?

That's right, yo!
And check it out!

If you want to get
them bunions fixed,

you need to head west

and go see that
Good Foot Doctor.

That's a long way to walk
without footwear. [EXCLAIMS]

Why don't you just buy
some of them boots
that fit, huh?

Oh, they're too expensive.
I'll just go barefoot.

[GRUNTING]

Uh-uh-uh!
Why you so cheap,
Paul Bunion?

BEAST BOY: And so,
Paul traveled across
the Rocky Mountains,

the super hot geysers
of Yellowstone National Park,

and the cactus-covered deserts of the American south-west.

Ooh, man!

I'm never gonna make it
to see that Good Foot Doctor.

Hey! Pardon me, stranger,

but did you just say
you in need of a doctor

that gets on
a good foot? [LAUGHS]

BOTH: The Good Foot Doctor!

Tell it to me straight, Doc.

Can you fix my bunions?
[EXCLAIMS]

Can I make a bad foot

into a good foot?
Of course, I can.

I'm the Good Foot Doctor.
[LAUGHS]

BEAST BOY: And so,
that Good Foot Doctor

fixed up Paul and got him
back on his feet.

Plus, he knew
a good boot guy,

who hooked Paul up
with a fresh deal
on some new kicks.

This is an acceptable price.

Sold!

So Paul went back
to lumberjacking

with his big old green socks
and his comfy new shoes.

And, as for Paul's
famous bunion,

it went on to own
a used car dealership

where the low prices were

bun-believable. [CHUCKLES]

The end.

Oh, the wonderful tale
of the podiatry.

Don't clap for them.
That whole story was bogus.

But are these stories
not the lies to begin with?

Tall tales!

Now, please don't derail
this next story

about a super-strong
railroad man named...

John Henry,
the Steel Driving Man!
I know that one!

Take a seat, Fringey,
and let a tall man
tell this tall tale.

So way back in the day,

my man John Henry
was building a railroad.

This dude was so strong,

he could whack
a railroad spike flat
with one swing.

[EXCLAIMING]

Say, friend, I couldn't
help but notice
you hard at work.

They don't call me
the Steel Driving Man
for nothing!

Ta-da!

Well, I thought you
might be interested

in purchasing this
state-of-the-art steam drill.

This mechanical model
can build a railroad
in no time flat.

Not interested, dude.
No machine can
match these muscles.

[EXCLAIMING]

Perhaps you'd get convinced
by a little contest?

Hmm. I'm listening.

You and your hammer
versus me and my steam drill.

First to complete
the tracks wins.
What do you say?

Man versus machine?
I say...

CYBORG: The race was on.

John Henry called upon
all of his mighty strength,

but he eventually fell behind.

[EXCLAIMING]

[STEAM DRILL HORN TOOTS]

[EXCLAIMING WEAKLY]

Dang!

[PANTING]

Hoo, doggie!
That thing really works.

-It's precise,
it doesn't get tired,
-[HORN TOOTING]

and it doesn't have
friends or family
to go home to.

CYBORG: Right then, John Henry
knew what he had to do.

Hey, salesman dude,
I'm convinced.

[BRAKES SCREECHING]

[STEAM HISSING]

Let me buy
that drill off you.

SALESMAN: Sold!

[EXCLAIMS]

[MOOING]

-CYBORG: And, boom!
-[HORN TOOTS]

-[PEOPLE CHEERING]
-My dude finished
that railroad in no time,

thanks to his wise purchase.

He realized that
technology and automation

were the wave of the future.

So when some evil aliens
invaded the Earth,

John Henry built five trains

that combined
to form the giant robot
known as Ultrain.

[TRAIN HORNS TOOTING]

[TRAIN HORNS TOOTING]

So, of course Ultrain defeats
the alien menace,

but there was
a big explosion.

[TRAIN HORNS TOOTING]

John Henry never
returned to Earth.

But they say
he's still out there
defending the galaxy.

And some times,
if you listen real close,
you can hear him...

[IMITATING
STEEL DRIVING SOUND]

[ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY]

[IMITATING
STEEL DRIVING SOUND]

John Henry was not the pilot
of a giant train-based robot.

He won the competition,

with only the strength
of his muscles,

but worked so hard,
he perished right there
upon the tracks.

Your version is not true.

I know. That's the point
of a tall tale you dum-dum!

[SIGHS] I've got one
tall tale left to share.

And I would appreciate it
if you would let me tell it

with no interruptions.

Oh, definitely,
we shall be of the silence.

This is the story of
Johnny Appleseed... [GRUNTS]

I shall tell the tale
of the apple planting man.

Long ago,
there lived a pioneer man
named the Johnny Appleseed,

who lived very much
in the out of doors.

Hello, forest animal friends!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[CHITTERING]

[CROAKING]

[SQUEAKING]

STARFIRE: He spent much time
with the animal friends

and loved them all.

But one day,
Johnny noticed

that some animals
were making fun
of the forest kitty

for being the stinky.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Please! Do not laugh
at the forest kitty.

You are hurting
of his self-esteem.

[CRYING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

STARFIRE: But the animals
did not listen.

So Johnny made the plan.

He walked across the lands

and planted the apple trees
as far as the eye could see.

And just before
the apples were ready
to fall to the ground,

the Johnny
gathered them up,

and went off to find
his animal friends.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Friends of the forest, look!

I have brought
the apples for the all.

[PANTING]

Oh, but you see,

these apples are
not for the eating.

They are for the teaching.

[YELLING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

We must get out of the here.

[RADIO TUNING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO]

[SIREN WAILING]

[ENGINES POWERING UP]

[ALL YELLING]

STARFIRE: When it was
all the over,

Johnny marked his stinky friend with the stripe,

to let the other animals know

that he was under
his protection.

[LAUGHING]

Yeah, eat apples.

Eat the apples!

-[LAUGHING]
-[FIRING APPLES]

And no one ever laughed
at the forest kitty cat again,

for they knew that
the Johnny Appleseed

was not the one
to be trifled with.

Now, that was
a tall tale, Star.

Johnny Appleseed
never flew in a helicopter

or spray-painted
a forest kitty!

You know what?
Forget it.

This has clearly been
a waste of everyone's time.

Hey, don't be so hard
on yourself, dude.

Friend Cyborg is correct.

We do not need
the tall tales to inspire us.

Your leadership inspires us
on a daily basis.

Thank you.

You guys
really mean that?

No, fool!

That be
another tall tale.

[LAUGHING]

[ALL LAUGHING
AND CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

CYBORG: Oh, you should've
seen your face!

He is so disappointed!

Howdy!