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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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-[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]
-[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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-Greetings, Titans.
-What's in the box, yo?
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Probably nothing good.
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Ooh, on the contrary.
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This box contains an object
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that will change
our very lives.
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Ooh, what is it?
What is it? What is it?
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What's inside?
What is it?
Ooh, open it, open it.
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We can contain
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the suspenses no longer.
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I gotta know
what's in that box!
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Behold!
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I knew it was nothing good.
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Dude, don't nobody
care about that penny.
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You throws that dirty penny
in the trash with the rest
of the trash.
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[GASPING]
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Oh!
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Oh. Oh...
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Uh, Star,
that's just a penny.
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Just the penny?
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Just the penny?
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Oh, no, no, no,
nah, nah, nah,
nopity-nope,
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no siree-bop the no.
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This coin is of
the greatest of value.
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Upon the penny,
one can make the wish
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which is then granted
by the power of the first
and only genie president
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of the United States.
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-Genie president?
-Yes.
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The genie president,
Abraham and Turkey
Sandwich Lincoln.
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His tale is the tragic one.
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Even though he is
the all powerful genie.
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He could not grant himself
the one wish he most desired.
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To grow the upper lip
mustache hair.
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And upon the rear
of the magical penny
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is the image of
his favorite cake.
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-That's the Lincoln Memorial.
-Yes.
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The memorial
to his favorite cake.
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I believe it is
the carrot flavor.
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Don't be ridiculous,
Starfire, it's red velvet.
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Hmm, looks like
dark chocolate to me.
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Nah, it's definitely
coconut, yo.
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-Titans.
-Coconut? Where you
gettin' coconut from?
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-Uh, hello.
-Maybe it's that good
angel food.
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-Listen to me!
-Could be pineapple
upside down cake.
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Stop arguing about what
kind of cake the Lincoln
Memorial is made of!
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I showed you this penny
because I discovered
something incredible.
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Shh.
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Now, listen closely.
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The metals used to make
a penny are worth 50%
more than the penny itself.
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[LAUGHING EVILLY]
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Fifty percent!
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Do you know what
that means?
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-[GROANS]
-No, not really.
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ROBIN: Well, the penny's value as currency is one cent.
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The raw materials
that comprise a penny
are actually worth 1.5 cents,
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therefore two pennies
are not worth two cents,
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but rather three cents.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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So youse is saying
a penny is worth
more than a penny?
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-That don't
make no cents.
-[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
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I never knew pennies
were so valuable.
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I've been just
throwing mine away.
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That's because no one
knows the true value
of the humble penny
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except us.
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Here's the plan, Titans,
we are going to collect
the world's unwanted pennies.
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Melt them down
and sell the raw materials
back to the government
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for a huge profit.
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-Let's get them pennies...
-We're gonna be rich.
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Friends, no!
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We cannot destroy
the pennies.
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You're worried about defacing
official currency which
is a valid concern.
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-That is not my concern.
-I mean, Starfire's right.
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Defacing currency
is a federal crime.
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-No, that is not what I meant.
-And I ain't wanna get into
a tangle with the government
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-over this scheme, yo.
-You are not the listening.
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I assure you we are
on solid legal ground.
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Take a look at this.
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Souvenir coin machines are built for the sole purpose of defacing pennies
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and they're perfectly legal.
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Sounds like a bullet proof
legal defense to me.
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But what will happen
to the poor souls
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who in times of need
call upon the magic
of genie president Lincoln
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by casting the pennies into the wells of the wishing.
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The wishing wells,
I didn't even think of those.
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Oh, the relief that you are
the understanding.
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All those fools
throwing their pennies
into wells.
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Just waiting
for us to grab them.
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Let's hit up them
wishing wells first, yo.
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Titans, go!
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[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]
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Well, it was
hard work, Titans,
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but we've collected
every discarded penny
in the world.
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Who wants to take
a dip before we melt
them down,
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and extract
their precious metals?
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ALL: We do!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[GROANING]
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[GROANING] Ow!
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Ah, ooh, ouch,
ouch, ouch.
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What a great way
to enjoy these coins.
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Ugh, that rich duck
was right.
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[GROANING]
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[GROANING] Jump in, Star,
the water's hard.
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I am still having
the second, third and fourth
thoughts about the plan.
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If we destroy
all of the magical pennies,
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the world will be
without wishes.
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Who needs wishes
when we gots them
riches.
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-Ow!
-That's what
I'm talking about.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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ALL: Ow, ow, ow!
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This is the travesty.
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I must go somewhere
to do the head clearing.
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ALL: Ow, ow, ow!
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Oh, Lincoln Memorial.
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I am unable to convince
the friends that the pennies
are worth the saving.
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Perhaps I should leave them
to the money making scheme
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and disregard the penny magic
I hold so dear in my heart.
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You are the right.
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Genie president Abraham
and Turkey Sandwich Lincoln
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never gave up
on the upper lip hair
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and I shall not give up
on the pennies.
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Thank you for the words
of encouragement.
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I see now why you are
the president's favorite cake.
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Carrot cake,
I the knew it!
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Good bye.
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Ready, Cyborg?
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Good to go.
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Let's turn this trash
into cash!
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-[ALL CHEERING]
-I like it!
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CYBORG:
Who don't like that coinage?
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Money, money, money,
money, money, money.
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Let's do it!
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[ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY]
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[MACHINE POWERS DOWN]
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[GRUNTING]
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I cannot allow this,
friend Titans.
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The pennies are too precious
to melt.
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Each contains the magical
wish from children
all over the world.
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Like this penny.
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It's wish belongs
to the little boy
from Cincinnati
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who dreams of one day
becoming the dog.
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Or this penny, it's wish
belongs to the little girl
from Halifax
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who dreams of traveling
to the outer space in order
to destroy the sun.
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And this penny...
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Its wish belongs
to the me.
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It is my dream
That my friends will see
the magic of the pennies
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is more valuable
than the monies.
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-She's right.
-Pennies are worth
so much more
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than 1.5 cents.
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We's not melting metal, yo.
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We's melting dreams.
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Oh, yeah,
she's so right, guys,
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who cares about
being super rich?
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Come on, melt
those babies down.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Everybody, freeze,
US Bureau of Engraving
and Printing.
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You're all under arrest
for defacing currency.
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Okay, slow down,
I assure you
it's perfectly legal
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based on the fact
that souvenir coin machines
are also legal.
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US Code, title 18,
chapter 17, section 331
allows the defacement
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of any for the purpose
of making souvenirs
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but does not allow
defacement for the purposes
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of profiting off
of raw materials.
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[GASPS]
What's them words mean?
What's them words mean?
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It means Robin was wrong,
we're breaking the law.
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You can't arrest us,
we didn't know it was illegal.
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Tell that to the judge.
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Titans, run!
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[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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I can't see a way
out of this one, Titans.
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I tolds you I ain't
want to get tangled up
with the government, fool.
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Oh, what if there was only
someone we could turn to
in this most desperate hour?
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Our most desperate hour.
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That is the it!
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We can make the wish.
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But we don't
have any pennies.
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I guess this is the end.
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Wait.
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What's that behind
your ear?
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ALL: Ooh.
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Starfire, the wish
is yours to make.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SPLASHING]
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-Nothing's happening.
-Was I the incorrect?
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Are the pennies
not the magical?
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[RUMBLING]
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-[FANFARE MUSIC PLAYING]
-[GENIE EXCLAIMING]
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No, way!
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-It's...
-[COUGHING]
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ALL: Genie president
Abraham and Turkey
Sandwich Lincoln!
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Yes, it is I,
the all powerful
genie of the penny.
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Mr. Genie President.
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It is my most desperate wish
for all of the current
troubles to disappear.
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It shall be done.
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-Yeah.
-[ALL CHEERING]
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Thank you.
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Wow, Star.
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You were right,
pennies really are magical.
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Yeah, who needs riches
when you gots them wishes?
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Ain't that right, Abe.
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Oh, what is the wrong?
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00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:59,207
Oh, it's nothing.
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I believe I know
what is bothering the you.
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Mr. Genie President.
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I wish for you
to grow the upper lip hair.
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[GASPS] Do you mean it?
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00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:09,961
Do you really mean it?
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00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,804
Ooh, I have a mustache.
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I finally have
a mustache.
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Thank you, Starfire.
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00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,721
You never stop
believing in magic.
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Ooh, my mustache.
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