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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,041 --> 00:00:07,375 [all] Ta-da! 2 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:08,925 [eyebrows squeak] 3 00:00:11,083 --> 00:00:12,416 [hydraulics whirring] 4 00:00:13,750 --> 00:00:15,833 -[beeping] -[rock music plays] 5 00:00:15,834 --> 00:00:18,415 Answer Time, Answer Time Answer Time! Answer Time! 6 00:00:18,416 --> 00:00:20,874 It's StoryBots: Answer Time Answer Time! 7 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:23,457 They live in your computer And they got a job to do 8 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:25,832 They're all about learning They make it fun too 9 00:00:25,833 --> 00:00:28,207 When you have a question They answer it for you 10 00:00:28,208 --> 00:00:30,008 It's StoryBots: Answer Time 11 00:00:30,284 --> 00:00:32,374 Answer Time! 12 00:00:32,375 --> 00:00:36,041 [clock ticking] 13 00:00:36,125 --> 00:00:37,750 [beeps and rings] 14 00:00:38,333 --> 00:00:40,416 -[all speaking] -Hey, what's shaking? 15 00:00:40,417 --> 00:00:42,415 Answer Department. Bing here. 16 00:00:42,416 --> 00:00:46,083 Hi, Bing. How many teeth do alligators have? 17 00:00:46,166 --> 00:00:47,416 Ooh, let's find out. 18 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:49,583 [alligator growls] 19 00:00:50,666 --> 00:00:54,125 -One, two, three, four- [screams] -[alligator growls] 20 00:00:54,208 --> 00:00:55,958 [laughing] 21 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:57,550 [Bing] Uh… 22 00:00:58,041 --> 00:01:00,208 There's about 80 teeth in here. 23 00:01:01,541 --> 00:01:04,291 Hello, Bo. Why do people have eyebrows? 24 00:01:05,083 --> 00:01:10,125 Oh. Eyebrows help prevent liquid and dirt from getting into your eyes. 25 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:13,500 They also help you convey how you feel to others. 26 00:01:13,583 --> 00:01:14,791 Like this? 27 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:15,925 [growls] 28 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:19,708 -[screams] -[laughs] 29 00:01:19,791 --> 00:01:21,000 [laughs nervously] 30 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:23,666 I could tell you were making an angry face. 31 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,000 Yeah. 32 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:26,666 It was scary. 33 00:01:27,416 --> 00:01:30,208 -[chewing] Mmm. -[barking] 34 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,208 -What is it, boy? -[barking] 35 00:01:32,291 --> 00:01:34,333 -Hap is in trouble? -[barking] 36 00:01:34,416 --> 00:01:36,541 -He's stuck in a well? -[barking] 37 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:38,833 -Show me where he is! -No, no, no! 38 00:01:38,916 --> 00:01:40,791 I just wanted some of your burrito. 39 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:44,708 For crying out loud, what's a pooch gotta do to get a treat? 40 00:01:44,791 --> 00:01:47,561 And why does everyone think people get stuck in wells? 41 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:50,166 Where are all these wells coming from? 42 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,916 Whoa. That was strange. 43 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,625 [alarm beeping] 44 00:01:56,708 --> 00:01:59,208 Boop. Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. 45 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:03,666 StoryBots, hi. I'm so glad I got through to you. 46 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:06,791 -[all greeting] -[Bo] Hello! Hi, Mrs. Firefighter. 47 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:07,925 How's it going? 48 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,050 Ugh. 49 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:10,916 Not too good, StoryBots. 50 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,875 Oh no, what's wrong? 51 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:14,666 Yeah. I don't see any fires. 52 00:02:14,750 --> 00:02:16,333 Oh, no, it wasn't a fire. 53 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:19,208 I got called to get a cat out of a tree, 54 00:02:19,291 --> 00:02:21,500 so I brought my big net, and when I- 55 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:23,458 [feline roaring] 56 00:02:23,541 --> 00:02:25,291 Whoa! Was that a lion? 57 00:02:25,791 --> 00:02:27,666 You got that right, Bing. 58 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:31,125 Turns out my big net is not gonna be big enough. 59 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:35,541 Well, why don't you just buy a bigger net, Mrs. Firefighter? 60 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:37,333 Well, I tried to, Bo. 61 00:02:37,416 --> 00:02:41,416 When I went to the net store to buy the super, giant, jumbo, big net, 62 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,958 the price tag said $40. 63 00:02:44,041 --> 00:02:47,708 Well, that seems reasonable enough for a great big net. 64 00:02:47,791 --> 00:02:49,041 Oh, I agree. 65 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:55,416 But when I took it to the cashier to pay for it, they asked me for $42.60. 66 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:57,583 Whoa, really? 67 00:02:57,666 --> 00:03:01,083 Where did the extra $2.60 come from? 68 00:03:01,166 --> 00:03:02,958 Oh, yeah. That's what I said. 69 00:03:03,041 --> 00:03:06,833 But the cashier said it had something to do with "taxes"? 70 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:08,708 "Taxes"? 71 00:03:08,791 --> 00:03:10,458 What are "taxes," man? 72 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:14,541 I have no idea, Bang. That's why I'm calling to ask you. 73 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:17,250 [lion roaring] 74 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:20,541 Ah! I think the kitty is getting restless. 75 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:22,708 Oh, yeah. I need that new net fast, 76 00:03:22,791 --> 00:03:27,708 but I'm not gonna pay an extra $2.60 when I don't know what it's for. 77 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,291 So taxes… 78 00:03:30,375 --> 00:03:33,500 Where can we find out about taxes? 79 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,291 Boop, Boop. Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. 80 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:38,333 Oh! I think you're right, Boop. 81 00:03:38,416 --> 00:03:41,500 Taxes do have something to do with the government. 82 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:43,916 Boop, Boop. Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. 83 00:03:44,541 --> 00:03:45,591 Oh, Boop. 84 00:03:45,666 --> 00:03:49,041 If you could find out what taxes are, that'd be really helpful. 85 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:51,166 [lion roaring] 86 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:54,791 And if you could do that quickly, that… That… That would be great. 87 00:03:56,291 --> 00:03:58,000 Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. 88 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:00,250 [whirring and suctioning] 89 00:04:00,251 --> 00:04:03,207 Answer Time! -[whirring] 90 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:07,125 Hi, StoryBots. What's in the news these days? 91 00:04:07,126 --> 00:04:08,249 [whirring] 92 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:12,540 [reporter] You're watching StoryBots News on channel 22 and 2/3, WBOT, 93 00:04:12,541 --> 00:04:16,125 with your hosts Story Storyberg and Bot Botson. 94 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:19,958 -[breaking news music plays, then ends] -Today's top story… 95 00:04:20,041 --> 00:04:24,250 A grizzly bear's jaws are strong enough to crush a bowling ball. 96 00:04:28,541 --> 00:04:32,541 Whoa, no, no, no. Uh-uh. I ain't testing out that crazy fact. 97 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:36,125 Forget it. Do you know how much a bear dentist costs these days? 98 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:41,166 You bite it if you wanna test it out. I'm outta here. Gonna go eat berries. 99 00:04:41,916 --> 00:04:42,966 [whirring] 100 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:45,750 Oh, hi, StoryBots. What is erosion? 101 00:04:45,751 --> 00:04:47,665 [whirring] -[mellow music playing] 102 00:04:47,666 --> 00:04:50,040 [announcer] Tired of rocks with sharp edges? 103 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:51,916 -Ow! -[buzzing] 104 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:54,874 [announcer] Are large, heavy boulders getting you down? 105 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:57,291 -[grunting] Whoa! -[buzzing] 106 00:04:57,292 --> 00:05:00,207 [announcer] Wish there was a way you could shrink giant rocks 107 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:01,916 and smooth their sharp edges? 108 00:05:01,917 --> 00:05:03,040 [thuds] 109 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:06,915 -Yeah, actually, that'd be great. -[announcer] Well, now you can. 110 00:05:06,916 --> 00:05:09,375 Introducing erosion! 111 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:11,958 Erosion, huh? What's that? 112 00:05:11,959 --> 00:05:15,624 [announcer] Here. - What am I supposed to do with this? 113 00:05:15,625 --> 00:05:18,805 [announcer] Just splash it on that rock. 114 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:23,708 Now, do it again over a trillion more times! 115 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:24,841 Huh? 116 00:05:24,842 --> 00:05:28,707 [announcer] Might not seem like anything's happening, but as water flows over rocks, 117 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:32,124 it's using a surface process known as water flow to erode its surface, 118 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:36,416 dulling their sharp corners and slowly carving into their shape. 119 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:40,208 The only thing it needs is time, and lots of it. 120 00:05:40,291 --> 00:05:42,375 Sometimes it can take years, decades, 121 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:45,124 or even millennia before you see any significant changes. 122 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:48,375 -[clock ticking, rings] -Wow, that's amazing. 123 00:05:48,376 --> 00:05:50,332 [announcer] But wait, there's more. 124 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:53,499 Act now and we'll throw in a second form of erosion absolutely free! 125 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,666 Introducing airflow! 126 00:05:56,291 --> 00:06:00,416 It flows against rocks like water and, over time, wears them down. 127 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:03,000 -[clock ticking, rings] -Whoa, incredible! 128 00:06:03,001 --> 00:06:05,749 -[thuds] -[announcer] It sure is. 129 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:09,333 And it can be yours, but only if you order now. 130 00:06:09,416 --> 00:06:11,083 I'm gonna go get my wallet! 131 00:06:11,166 --> 00:06:13,125 [grunting] 132 00:06:13,126 --> 00:06:16,082 [announcer] Erosion. Ask for it by name. 133 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:20,541 Erosion is powerful. Nothing in this ad should be construed as endorsing Erosion. 134 00:06:20,542 --> 00:06:23,332 If you start to disappear, take two aspirin and call me in the morning. 135 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:24,625 Huh? What'd he say? 136 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:26,175 [whirring] 137 00:06:26,208 --> 00:06:28,916 Hi, StoryBots. Can you tell me a fun fact? 138 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,208 [whirring] 139 00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:35,416 [machine] Fun fact number 200,141,853. 140 00:06:36,541 --> 00:06:41,166 Did you know that a female octopus lays about 56,000 eggs at one time? 141 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:43,457 -[baby crying] -Put that down! 142 00:06:43,458 --> 00:06:44,999 -[crashes] -Leave her alone! 143 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,125 Andrew, get that off your head! Amy, that's not food! 144 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,291 [screams] Kids, please! 145 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:53,125 Can't you see I've only got eight arms? 146 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:55,875 -[sobbing] -[baby screams] 147 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,916 Boop! 148 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:04,249 [announcer] Next stop, the Department of Government and Stuff. 149 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:06,208 Story Storyberg here. 150 00:07:06,291 --> 00:07:11,875 Welcome back to the debate that'll help StoryBots decide who'll be the next mayor. 151 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:15,458 My fellow StoryBots, if you elect me as your mayor, 152 00:07:15,541 --> 00:07:20,708 I hereby promise to lower your taxes. 153 00:07:20,791 --> 00:07:23,125 [audience cheering and applauding] 154 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:29,083 And if you elect me as your mayor, I promise to lower your taxes too. 155 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:30,216 [record scratch] 156 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:33,041 Even more than that guy. 157 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,958 -[audience cheering and applauding] -[Boob] Boop. 158 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:37,091 [thuds] 159 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:42,708 Candidate Boop, your stance on taxes? 160 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 No taxes at all? 161 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:53,175 Boop? 162 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:56,666 -Woo-hoo! -[audience cheering and applauding] 163 00:07:56,750 --> 00:07:57,875 [shutter clicks] 164 00:07:57,876 --> 00:08:01,207 [Botson] Would-be Mayor Boop is on the campaign trail. 165 00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:02,957 -[shutter clicks] -[Botson] No taxes? 166 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:04,833 It's never been done before! 167 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:08,833 Boop's the most popular candidate this town's ever seen. 168 00:08:09,708 --> 00:08:11,458 Boop. Boop. Boop. 169 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:15,208 [Botson] Translation: "Read my lips." 170 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:18,250 Boop. Boop, Boop. Boop, Boop. 171 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:20,958 [Botson] "No taxes at all!" 172 00:08:21,041 --> 00:08:23,000 [audience cheering] 173 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:27,541 Bot Botson here with the results of tonight's historic election. 174 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:31,416 Cynthia Applebee with one vote. 175 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:34,333 Earl Perkins with zero votes. 176 00:08:34,416 --> 00:08:37,458 Uh, apparently he didn't even vote for himself. 177 00:08:37,541 --> 00:08:39,791 And Boop Bunklebee with… 178 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:40,790 [beeping] 179 00:08:40,791 --> 00:08:42,125 [Botson] Holy bananas! 180 00:08:42,208 --> 00:08:45,833 Boop Bunklebee is our new mayor! 181 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:51,500 StoryBots everywhere are enjoying their lives with absolutely no taxes. 182 00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:53,208 [shouts] No taxes! Yeah! 183 00:08:53,291 --> 00:08:57,208 I got so much money, I don't even know what to do with it all! 184 00:08:57,291 --> 00:08:58,341 [cheers] 185 00:08:58,416 --> 00:09:04,958 [all chanting] Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! 186 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:06,666 We love you, Mayor Boop! 187 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,166 -[door slams] -[silence] 188 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:10,250 [ambient music playing] 189 00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:13,091 [banging on door] 190 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:16,125 -[slams open] -We strongly dislike you, Mayor Boop! 191 00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:18,750 [grunts] Mayor Boop! 192 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:21,875 -Thank goodness you're here. -Boop, Boop, Boop? 193 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:25,750 Who am I? I'm the Secretary of the Treasury. 194 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:26,916 Boop, Boop? 195 00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:28,040 The treasury. 196 00:09:28,041 --> 00:09:31,207 It's the department of government that manages all the money, 197 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:36,583 and your no-tax policy has pushed us to the precipice of disaster. 198 00:09:36,584 --> 00:09:37,665 Look! 199 00:09:37,666 --> 00:09:41,165 -The tube system is an absolute mess. -[citizens clamoring] 200 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:43,083 [screams, crashes] 201 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,216 I'm okay. 202 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,300 Boop, Boop, Boop? 203 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:50,875 Well, what happened is we had no money from taxes to pay for repairs. 204 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:52,875 [clanging] 205 00:09:52,876 --> 00:09:54,915 -[tube bursts] -[StoryBot screams] 206 00:09:54,916 --> 00:09:57,915 [Secretary] Broken tubes mean StoryBots can't get to work… 207 00:09:57,916 --> 00:10:00,457 -[grunts] -[Secretary] …putting their jobs at risk. 208 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:04,500 That's why they are outside this door with pitchforks. 209 00:10:04,501 --> 00:10:07,540 -[citizens clamoring] -We still strongly dislike you! 210 00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:08,457 [door slams] 211 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:10,333 With all due respect, Mayor Boop, 212 00:10:10,416 --> 00:10:13,625 your tax policy is destroying vital services. 213 00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:18,458 If we don't collect some taxes soon, there's no telling how this ends. 214 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:20,625 Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop? 215 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,833 "What are taxes?" 216 00:10:22,916 --> 00:10:27,250 You stopped all taxes in the world without knowing what taxes are? 217 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,091 Boop. 218 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:31,583 Oh, good grief. 219 00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:35,958 [sighs] Come with me. I think we need a civics lesson. 220 00:10:36,041 --> 00:10:37,091 Boop, Boop? 221 00:10:37,092 --> 00:10:38,540 [whirring] 222 00:10:38,541 --> 00:10:40,791 Hi, StoryBots. My name is Marley. 223 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:43,625 Why do we get sunburned? 224 00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:45,375 -[whirring] -[whistling] 225 00:10:45,376 --> 00:10:49,665 [narrator] The adventures of Blimblam the Barbarian! 226 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:51,833 [Blimblam shouting, thuds] 227 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:57,458 -[panting] -[tribal music playing] 228 00:10:57,541 --> 00:11:00,666 Blimblam almost find giant scorpion monster. 229 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,208 [sniffs] 230 00:11:02,291 --> 00:11:04,666 Blimblam can smell it. 231 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,958 [grunts] Step, step, step, step. 232 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,333 [grunts] Huh? 233 00:11:09,416 --> 00:11:11,916 -[gasps, hisses] -[grunts] 234 00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:15,500 Blimblam bash giant scorpion monster! 235 00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:17,916 [grunting] Ow! Ow! 236 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,958 -[hisses] Oh? -[Blimblam grunting] 237 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,583 -[thuds] -Why bashing hurt? 238 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:26,125 Blimblam, how long have you been out in the sun? 239 00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:27,708 Uh… 240 00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:30,750 One, nine, seven, two? 241 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:35,583 You've obviously been out here a long time because you are severely sunburned. 242 00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:37,291 "Sunburned"? 243 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:42,375 Sunburn happens when your skin gets exposed to too much ultraviolet light. 244 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:45,625 Then Blimblam bash ultraviolet light! 245 00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:49,166 Blimblam! You can't bash ultraviolet light. 246 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:53,250 It's a wavelength of light that your eyes can't even see. 247 00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:55,416 Blimblam confused. 248 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,583 Let me show you. 249 00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:01,000 -[thuds] -Our light is made up of invisible waves. 250 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:04,083 Some light waves are long and some are short. 251 00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:07,875 The shorter the wave, the more energy it contains, 252 00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:12,708 and the sun has waves that are really short called ultraviolet waves. 253 00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:14,750 They contain so much energy 254 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:17,541 they can kill the cells that make up your skin. 255 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:19,916 -That's why it hurts. -Hmm. 256 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,041 How Blimblam fix sunburn? 257 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:26,375 Well, you can't fix it. Your body just needs time to heal. 258 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,333 But you can protect yourself 259 00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:30,958 by wearing a sunscreen when you go outside. 260 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:35,041 In the meantime, rub the insides of this cactus on your skin. 261 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:37,250 Oh, yeah. This'll help you feel better. 262 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,125 [splattering] 263 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:41,958 Uh, Blimblam? 264 00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:43,250 [splattering] 265 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:46,083 Ooh, Blimblam feel better. 266 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,541 Blimblam like cactus. 267 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:51,791 Now sun will pay for what it do to Blimblam! 268 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:52,790 [shouts] 269 00:12:52,791 --> 00:12:54,708 Blimblam bash sun! 270 00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:56,500 Well, that's Blimblam, y'all. 271 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,291 [Blimblam shouting] 272 00:12:58,375 --> 00:12:59,515 [upbeat song playing] 273 00:12:59,516 --> 00:13:02,749 -[singer 1] Everybody loves sunshine -[singer 2] They love it! 274 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,415 [singer 1] And they always have a fun time 275 00:13:05,416 --> 00:13:08,306 But there's something That's important to learn 276 00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:11,625 If you stay out too long in the sun You might get burned 277 00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:14,457 [singer 2] We all know The sun is super bright, right? 278 00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:17,457 And it's out all day And giving lots of light, right? 279 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:20,666 All light is made up of These things called waves 280 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,915 Some are short, some are long And they're coming your way 281 00:13:23,916 --> 00:13:27,165 When the waves are shorter They're filled with more energy 282 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:30,166 The sun's are super short And some rays are UV 283 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,083 That's ultraviolet That's high-energy waves 284 00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:36,708 That destroy your body's cells And put a burn on your face 285 00:13:36,709 --> 00:13:39,999 [singer 1] Everybody loves sunshine [singer 2] They love it! 286 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,082 [singer 1] And they always have a fun time 287 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,973 But there's something That's important to learn 288 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,625 Without shade or some sunscreen on You might get burned 289 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:50,758 [song ends] 290 00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:54,401 [announcer] Next stop, StoryBot City Hall. 291 00:13:54,402 --> 00:13:56,415 -[classical music plays] -[indistinct chattering] 292 00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:58,396 [Secretary] Right this way, Mayor Boop. 293 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:03,833 Here it is, the origins of taxes. 294 00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:09,875 Since the dawn of time, StoryBots have traded goods and services with each other. 295 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:13,458 -[pre-historical StoryBot] Huh? -[growling] 296 00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:14,958 [yelps] 297 00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:19,291 This became the foundation of StoryBot society. 298 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:23,708 With time, StoryBots wanted to trade more things 299 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:26,500 from locations further and further away. 300 00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,333 [screams] 301 00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:34,750 They needed a tube system to connect them, 302 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:38,375 but building it was going to be very expensive. 303 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:41,625 To pay for it, every StoryBot would need to chip in 304 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:44,416 by paying three kinds of taxes. 305 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:47,750 The first tax was a sales tax. 306 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:51,416 Every time a StoryBot purchased something, 307 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,583 a little extra was added to the price and sent to the government. 308 00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:59,416 The second was a property tax. 309 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:05,791 StoryBots paid money based on things they owned, like cars, boats, and houses. 310 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:06,958 [clangs] 311 00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:08,958 Sorry about that. 312 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:12,916 -And third was an income tax. -[steam whistle blows] 313 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,530 [Secretary] The government takes a little money 314 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,541 out of every StoryBot's paycheck. 315 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,874 -[tube suctioning] -Hey! What the… [grunts] 316 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,000 [screams] 317 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:24,833 With sales tax, property tax, and income tax, 318 00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:29,416 the government got the money it needed to build the tube system. 319 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,958 Taxes also help pay for other important things, 320 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:38,416 like schools, parks, roads, and firefighters. 321 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:42,083 Boop! Boop, Boop. Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, 322 00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:46,083 You want me to call a press conference? But why, Mayor Boop? 323 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,916 Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. 324 00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:52,583 -[indistinct chattering] -[camera shutters clicking] 325 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,875 Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. 326 00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:57,875 [all gasp] 327 00:15:57,876 --> 00:16:01,124 -[classical music playing] -Boop, Boop, Boop. Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. 328 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,458 Boop, Boop. Boop, Boop, Boop. 329 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,833 Boop, Boop, Boop. Boop, Boop. 330 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,916 Boop. Boop, Boop, Boop. Boop! 331 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,416 [sniffling] Such a way with words. [sniffs] 332 00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:15,291 Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. 333 00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,833 "Read my lips." 334 00:16:17,916 --> 00:16:21,000 Boop, Boop. Boop. Boop, Boop, Boop. 335 00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:23,916 "A reasonable amount of taxes." 336 00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:26,583 [all cheering] 337 00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:31,291 Newsflash, Mayor Boop has reinstated taxes. 338 00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:35,083 That tax money has been used to repair the tube system. 339 00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:37,291 All trade has resumed. 340 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:41,625 A bipartisan commission is formed to decide on future taxes. 341 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:44,541 Some StoryBots think it's too much taxes, 342 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:49,375 some think it's too little taxes, and some think it's just right. 343 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:52,916 StoryBot society is back to normal at last. 344 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,250 -[triumphant music playing] -Boop, Boop. Boop. Boop, Boop, Boop. 345 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,083 [whirring and suctioning] 346 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,583 [whirring] 347 00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:04,915 [singer 1] Do you go to a public school? 348 00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:05,874 [singer 2] Yeah 349 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,207 [singer 1] Is your library cool? [singer 2] It is 350 00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:11,124 [singer 1] Do you have a favorite park Where you can play and relax? 351 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,832 [singer 2] Ah, yes! 352 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:15,374 -[singer 1] The government has to pay -[backup singers] They gotta pay 353 00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:17,582 [singer 1] For a lot of things we use Each day 354 00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:21,208 So it collects the money it needs With something known as a tax 355 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,833 Oh, you gotta pay A little added sales tax 356 00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:27,125 When you buy stuff at the store 357 00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:31,583 If you own a house, a car, or boat That's what property tax is for 358 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,624 Whether you make money By raising bunnies 359 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,165 Or just playing the sax -[saxophone playing] 360 00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:40,749 [singer 1] The government gets a cut It's called income tax 361 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:41,665 Oh! 362 00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:45,665 [all] Some say we pay too much in tax While others disagree 363 00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:46,582 Yeah! No! 364 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,915 [singer 1] What we get is nice But there's a price 365 00:17:48,916 --> 00:17:53,708 'Cause none of that stuff is free Oh, from defense to education 366 00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:56,000 To repairs in the sidewalk cracks 367 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:59,958 Well, the government has expenses So we pay our tax 368 00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:04,874 [all] That's why we grin and bear it And pay our tax 369 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,945 -[singer 1] Oh! -[song ends] 370 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:10,913 -[keyboard clacks] -Boop, Boop. Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. 371 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,458 Oh, Boop. Is that you? Can you see me? 372 00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:14,591 Boop, Boop. 373 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:18,005 I'm so glad to hear from you. Did you find out what taxes are for? 374 00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:21,291 'Cause this kitty situation isn't gonna take care of itself. 375 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,625 [lion roars] 376 00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:28,878 -Boop, Boop. Boop. Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. -Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. 377 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:33,458 The government collects taxes to pay for stuff like schools and roads? 378 00:18:33,541 --> 00:18:37,331 -Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. -And firefighters? 379 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,083 Boop, Boop. Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. 380 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:46,583 Wait, so the extra $2.60 for the super, giant, jumbo, big net is a sales tax? 381 00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:48,708 Boop, Boop. Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. 382 00:18:48,791 --> 00:18:52,916 And then there's property tax and income tax too? 383 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,208 Boop. 384 00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:58,416 I don't know, Boop. Sounds like a lot of taxes if you ask me. 385 00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:00,166 Boop. 386 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:05,041 Ah, well. I mean, I… I do appreciate roads and schools, and… 387 00:19:05,042 --> 00:19:07,540 [inhales] I love being a firefighter. 388 00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:10,791 I guess I'll head back to that store and pay the extra $2.60 389 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,458 and get that new net. 390 00:19:12,459 --> 00:19:16,999 Boop. Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. -Oh, Boop. Thank you so much. 391 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,708 I appreciate your help in teaching me about taxes. 392 00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:21,750 [lion roars] 393 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:25,541 All right, kitty. I'll be right there. Thanks, Boop. Bye! 394 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,958 -[static crackles] -[theme music playing] 395 00:19:29,008 --> 00:19:33,558 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30750