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Scraps, come on!
We're gonna be late
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for the dress-your-pet contest.
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This sucks.
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All my friends
are gonna be there.
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Tinker Bell and Jaja are gonna
think I'm a friggin' jackass.
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You look adorable!
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Now waggle your widdle stinger
for Mommy.
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Look, I am sick of
embarrassing myself
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for your own private amusement.
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I'm a man, damn it.
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Hey, you're getting
a little unruly, boy.
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Sit.
No.
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I'm serious.
I don't wanna.
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Sit.
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Now shake.
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Look at me.
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There's my good boy!
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You know what would be so cute?
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A little jar of honey.
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I'll be right back,
my little bumblebee.
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Mom! Come...
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It's not fair.
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Is it too much to ask for
a little dignity and respect?
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Let go!
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Get him in there!
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Ow!
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Go, go, go!
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Scraps!
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Scraps?
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Bad news, guys.
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Lenny from Accounting died,
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Which means we're a man short
on our kickball team,
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and we're gonna have to
forfeit the game this weekend.
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I know.
It's a tragedy.
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The kickball part, I mean.
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Morning, everyone.
So sorry I'm late.
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Uh, Freya needed to use the car
this morning,
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so I had to take the bus,
and the bus was delayed.
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And then it finally got there,
and, surprise, surprise,
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we were ambushed
by child soldiers.
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Whoa. Sid, you can't
just burst in here
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sweating like a desert pig.
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We have an image to uphold
in this office.
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For instance, when you look
at me, what do you see?
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Oh, um, an odd little man
in a top hat?
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I was gonna say success.
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Success? Yes.
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Whereas when people look at you,
they see bus.
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Freaking epic slam
from the boss man.
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Thank you, Devon.
I like you today.
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Get yourself cleaned up.
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And you might want to take those
tiny knives out of your back.
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What? Oh! Ow!
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Stupid child soldiers.
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Aah!
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Oh, work with me, man.
I'm sure we can work out a deal.
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Let me go, and in exchange,
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I'll report you and send
your asses to prison!
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Roland!
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You're home.
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Mwah!
Oh, I'm sorry, lady,
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but I think you're giving
the wrong guy a boner.
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Look, I-I'm not Roland.
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My... my name is Scraps.
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Oh, you poor thing.
You must have been brainwashed.
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You are Roland Proudheart.
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You saved our whole village
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from the evil warlord
Freya Exaltada.
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But I never gave up hope that
we'd find you again one day.
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Why is everyone nodding at me
with warmth and admiration?
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Because they respect you.
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You are our brave leader,
my beloved husband,
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and a wonderful father.
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I'm a father?
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Kids, come say hi to your dad.
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Father!
We missed you so.
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My children!
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Come to papa!
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Yeah, what do you think
of this one?
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Pretty good condition.
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A few dings here and there, obviously.
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You're joking, right?
It doesn't have any wheels.
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That's fine.
I can just lift it over my waist
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and run, like this.
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No!
We can do better than that.
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Okay.
How about this one?
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This car is actively on fire.
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It might knock the price down.
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Sid, you can't drive around
in a piece of crap.
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No, you need something
with some swagger, you know?
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Like...
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Ah! Like this.
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What a beauty.
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Now, this is a car!
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Is it a car?
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It's a Bifi.
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It gets great mileage,
doesn't require fossil fuels,
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and, most importantly,
it is baller AF.
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I mean, it's definitely cool.
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Big thighs.
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Solid bulge.
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But, yeah,
I-I-I don't know, man.
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I just... I don't think
I can pull it off.
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I'm not that kind of guy.
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Sid, you need more confidence
than that.
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Just jump in, huh?
See how it feels.
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Um, how do I, uh...
Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Okay.
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Alright.
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Ooh! It's, uh...
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Wow!
Yeah, that's pretty nice.
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You feel powerful.
Oh, and the seat's warm.
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Feels good, right?
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Do you want me to ask
about a payment plan?
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No. No need.
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I will be paying in bird beaks.
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Oh-ho!
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Listen to this baby purr.
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I am the evil witch Freya!
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I'm going to burn your village
to the ground!
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Boo!
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Not if I have anything
to say about it!
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Oh, no!
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Not Roland!
Nyah!
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Damn, I'm awesome!
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Roland? Why are you sitting
on the ground?
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You sit at the head
of the table.
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Oh, right. Yeah.
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'Cause in your eyes, I'm a man
and not a subhuman animal.
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What would you like to eat?
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I'm... I'm sorry.
I can have whatever I want?
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Mm-hmm.
Can I have ice cream?
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Your iced cream, Father.
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Wowie-zowie!
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Someone's gonna be
barfin' tonight!
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Why don't you, uh, save some of
that appetite for the bedroom.
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Oh. I think I follow.
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I get to sleep in the bed.
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Oh, Roland!
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You still have your same
dry sense of humor.
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I'll boil your bones
to make my broth! Nyah!
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Is that supposed to be me?
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That's not what I sound like.
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Nyah!
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Freya.
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How did you find me?
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You're chipped, remember?
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Now, come on.
Let's go home.
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I got to stick your
flea medication up your butt.
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You dare show your face here
after keeping him prisoner
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- in your evil witch lair?
- Whoa.
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Okay, first of all,
not loving the witch language.
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It's feeling very gendered
to me.
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And Scraps isn't my prisoner, okay?
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He's my pet.
And he likes it.
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Tell 'em, boy.
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What is she talking about, dear?
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I...
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I have no idea.
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Must be another one
of her witch lies!
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And my name is not Scraps.
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It's Goland.
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- Roland.
- Roland.
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Seize her!
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Whoa. Okay.
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Ow!
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Dick.
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Hey, how you doin'?
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Hey, you like the new ride?
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Yeah, it's the new Bifi.
No big deal.
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Hello, Boomtown.
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My car is a human man now.
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Ha ha!
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Hey, babes.
Enjoying the view?
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Oh, check out that guy.
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I bet he has a lot of sex.
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Whoa, wait!
Sid?
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Hey, fellas.
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Like the new ride?
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Yeah, I sprung
for the black on black.
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And... check this out...
voice-activated.
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Bifi, self-park.
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Self-parking activated.
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Wow!
Sid, I am impressed.
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I didn't know you had it in you.
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Never heard of a bus
that drove a car.
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Remember, boss?
He's a bus?
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Shut up, Devon.
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Clearly, Sid is better
than you now.
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Come on, Sid.
Lunch is on me.
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Devon, why don't you go
kill yourself
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or eat crap or whatever.
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Your breakfast, my handsome man.
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Ice cream again?
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Belinda, you know me so well.
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Last night was amazing.
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My leg is still sore from all
the hours you humped it.
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Rawr!
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What's the matter, Miss Muffet?
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You're not eating your kibble.
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Ha ha.
I get it.
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You're treating me
like your subservient pet
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so I know what it feels like
to be in your shoes.
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Oh, man,
I didn't even think about that.
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But yeah,
it makes it so much better.
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Okay.
Well, you had your fun.
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Now unlock my chains so I can
burn this place to the ground
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and we can go home.
Mm!
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This is my home.
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People here treat me
with the dignity
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and respect
that I so fully deserve.
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Sorry.
Ice-cream farts.
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Dude!
Right in my face.
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Well, I'm all done
with breakfast.
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Time to nap until lunch.
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Oh, dear, they're expecting you
in the fields.
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Oh, man, I have to work now?
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But I was just gonna sit on
my ass and do nothing all day.
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That's kind of my thing.
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Oh, there's that dry wit again.
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You wouldn't be the most
respected man in the village
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if you weren't also
the hardest-working.
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Come, Father.
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Let us till the soil
till our fingers bleed.
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- Huzzah!
- Why don't you shut your shitty mouth,
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you little brown-noser?!
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I mean, um...
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I love you, Son.
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Let's go and do it... work.
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Come on.
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Mmm!
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Weird texture, but not bad.
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I cannot tell you how much
this Bifi has changed my life.
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Yeah, the old Sid was such
an insecure loser, you know?
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Probably 'cause he never knew
his parents
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and grew up alone and afraid.
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Ha!
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Hey, so, Freya told me that
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Scraps got kidnapped,
and she left to go rescue him.
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Oh, hey, did you hear they're
bringing out the new Bifi XL?
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It's just two Bifis
holding hands.
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Cool!
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Hey, Sid, it seems like you're
talking about your Bifi a lot.
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I-It's cool that
you're so into it,
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but you're starting to sound
a little bit like a Bifi Bro.
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- Oh, thank you so much.
- No, that's not a good thing.
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A Bifi Bro is someone
who makes owning a Bifi
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into their entire personality.
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It's one of the worst kinds
of douchebags there is,
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right up there with Crypto Dork
and Paleo Schmuck.
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Oh, Tai.
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You know, I never took you
for the jealous type.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to attend a meeting
of my fellow Bifi owners.
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We're gonna take pictures
with our Bifis
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and discuss why no one else
will talk to us.
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Let's go, Bifi.
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Huh?
259
00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:44,903
What? Tai?
260
00:10:44,903 --> 00:10:46,383
What... what are you doing?
261
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:48,167
I'm sorry.
I can't be responsible
262
00:10:48,168 --> 00:10:50,604
for letting another Bifi Bro
out into the universe.
263
00:10:50,605 --> 00:10:52,868
The world is bad enough as is.
264
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:55,434
Are you kidding me?!
Get your hands off my Bifi!
265
00:10:55,436 --> 00:10:58,394
Never!
I ought to go loco on you, man!
266
00:10:58,395 --> 00:10:59,788
Loco Mode engaged.
267
00:10:59,788 --> 00:11:01,572
What?
268
00:11:01,572 --> 00:11:03,139
Sid!
269
00:11:03,139 --> 00:11:06,142
Sid!
270
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:10,711
Family, we are back from
an excellent day of hard labor.
271
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:14,062
Isn't that right, Father?
272
00:11:14,063 --> 00:11:21,157
I wanna die, but I'm too tired
to kill myself.
273
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,461
Oh!
274
00:11:22,462 --> 00:11:25,769
Oh, at least
I can finally relax.
275
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,903
Oh, not just yet, you can't.
276
00:11:27,903 --> 00:11:29,730
You still have to help
Agatha with her homework.
277
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,471
After that, you can
clean the dishes
278
00:11:31,471 --> 00:11:34,605
and put the little ones to bed.
279
00:11:34,605 --> 00:11:36,259
Hey, we're back from my walk.
280
00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:37,782
You didn't tell me
how liberating it is
281
00:11:37,783 --> 00:11:39,261
to piss in public.
282
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,567
I just walked straight up
to a fire hydrant
283
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,351
and was like, "Blamo!"
284
00:11:42,352 --> 00:11:43,788
Do you realize that being a man
285
00:11:43,788 --> 00:11:45,921
comes with all
these responsibilities?
286
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:48,183
It's like the only reason
people respect me is because
287
00:11:48,184 --> 00:11:50,011
I'm a loving husband,
an active father,
288
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,536
and contribute to
the community at large.
289
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,884
Ugh.
290
00:11:53,885 --> 00:11:59,543
Hey, I know it's a lot,
but you can do it.
291
00:11:59,543 --> 00:12:04,852
You know, I hate to admit this,
but you make a pretty great man.
292
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:05,941
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
293
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,812
Oh, thanks, Freya.
294
00:12:07,812 --> 00:12:09,160
You know, that's really
big of you,
295
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,946
given how I've been
treating you lately.
296
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,774
Oh, you know me.
297
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,078
I don't hold grudges.
298
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,994
Just water under the bridge,
my friend.
299
00:12:15,995 --> 00:12:18,518
Que sera, sera.
300
00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:21,086
Alright, well, I guess
I should start helping
301
00:12:21,086 --> 00:12:22,870
Agatha with her homework.
302
00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:31,879
And I can start burning this
mother effer to the ground.
303
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:42,325
Sid! You need to get the Bifi
under control!
304
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,849
Check the owner's manual!
305
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,459
Okay.
Loco Mode, Loco Mode.
306
00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:47,895
"How to turn off Loco Mode."
307
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,419
"There is no way
to turn off Loco Mode."
308
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,290
Aah!
I'm gonna die!
309
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:56,207
Looking good, ladies.
310
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,994
Help me!
311
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:02,345
Get out of the way!
312
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:03,825
Don't worry,
he's in the junkyard now.
313
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,783
Not much damage
he could do there.
314
00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:09,918
Oh, no!
Not the fine china!
315
00:13:13,312 --> 00:13:16,880
Okay, so, say a man toils
in the field for nine hours,
316
00:13:16,881 --> 00:13:18,840
and then add three hours
of chores around the house
317
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,537
and then two hours
of family time.
318
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:24,496
So much time does that leave
for the man to have for himself?
319
00:13:24,498 --> 00:13:25,846
No time, Agatha!
320
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,283
It leaves no time!
321
00:13:27,283 --> 00:13:28,370
Dear, have you seen Miss Muffet?
322
00:13:28,371 --> 00:13:30,024
Her chain is unlocked.
323
00:13:30,025 --> 00:13:33,898
Well, that's impossible,
because I got the keys right...
324
00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:35,159
Oh, no.
325
00:13:35,161 --> 00:13:37,336
Calling all ass wipes!
326
00:13:37,336 --> 00:13:39,469
You stole my war dog.
327
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:42,341
You forced me into
this ridiculous outfit...
328
00:13:42,341 --> 00:13:45,388
which I'm killing, by the way.
329
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:49,566
Well, now I'm gonna burn your
stinkin' village to the ground!
330
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:56,312
Hmm. It's not catching.
331
00:13:56,312 --> 00:13:59,315
Uh, does anyone have newspaper?
332
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,750
Or a piece of cardboard?
333
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,187
Anyone?
334
00:14:03,188 --> 00:14:04,928
Roland, you have to go out there
and stop her.
335
00:14:04,929 --> 00:14:07,409
Are you kidding me?
She's gonna kick my ass.
336
00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:09,019
Couldn't we just have
the girl do it?
337
00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:11,066
It's your responsibility
to protect us.
338
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,763
Are you not a man?
339
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:15,504
Ugh! Yeah, I'm a...
I'm a man.
340
00:14:15,505 --> 00:14:17,724
Stupid town always needs saving.
341
00:14:23,121 --> 00:14:24,905
Boy, for a guy
screaming like a maniac,
342
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,471
he still looks pretty cool.
343
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,436
Sid, that tower of junk
is gonna collapse!
344
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:34,740
You have to jump!
345
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,918
No!
I can't leave the Bifi behind!
346
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,136
Well, if you don't jump,
you'll die!
347
00:14:39,138 --> 00:14:42,445
I'd rather die than go back
to the old Sid!
348
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,099
He makes a pretty
convincing argument.
349
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,230
Maybe he should die.
350
00:14:46,231 --> 00:14:48,581
I'm gonna have to do this
on my own.
351
00:15:04,684 --> 00:15:06,337
Bingo.
352
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,908
Hey!
353
00:15:10,908 --> 00:15:13,258
Eat shirt!
354
00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:15,043
Mommy!
Ooh!
355
00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:16,479
Right in the nards.
356
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,133
You hate to see that.
357
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:22,267
No! No!
No, no, no!
358
00:15:22,268 --> 00:15:23,876
Let me go! No!
359
00:15:23,878 --> 00:15:25,749
Don't take me away
from the Bifi!
360
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,010
No! No!
361
00:15:27,011 --> 00:15:28,273
No! Bifi!
362
00:15:28,274 --> 00:15:32,059
Uh-oh.
Bifi!
363
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,500
Still burning your village down.
364
00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:41,894
It's just taking a sec.
Thanks for your patience.
365
00:15:41,895 --> 00:15:45,202
Not if I have anything
to say about it.
366
00:15:45,203 --> 00:15:47,989
Are you serious?
What? You're gonna fight me now?
367
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,729
That's right.
368
00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:51,730
I want to sacrifice my life
for my wife and children.
369
00:15:51,731 --> 00:15:53,471
It's, like,
my favorite thing to do.
370
00:15:53,472 --> 00:15:54,734
I can't believe this.
371
00:15:54,735 --> 00:15:56,345
After everything
I've done for you.
372
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:59,347
I got you toys to chew on,
a dirty blanket to sleep on.
373
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,697
I expressed your anal glands
when you were constipated.
374
00:16:01,698 --> 00:16:05,354
Yeah, but you never
gave me respect!
375
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,965
You know, a man shouldn't have
to walk around
376
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:11,229
in ridiculous outfits or...
or eat leftovers off the floor.
377
00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:15,145
No, a-a man does chores
and he works
378
00:16:15,147 --> 00:16:17,975
and he has trouble
sleeping at night
379
00:16:17,975 --> 00:16:19,759
because he made a dentist
appointment too early
380
00:16:19,759 --> 00:16:23,676
in the morning and is worried
about getting enough sleep!
381
00:16:23,677 --> 00:16:25,417
Wow.
382
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:29,333
Scraps, I didn't realize you
were so unhappy being my pet.
383
00:16:29,335 --> 00:16:30,726
If this is really what you want,
384
00:16:30,727 --> 00:16:34,121
then I guess
I'll just leave you alone.
385
00:16:38,952 --> 00:16:41,999
He did it!
He defeated the witch!
386
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:50,702
Freya, wait!
387
00:16:50,703 --> 00:16:53,227
What's he doing?
388
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,186
I take it all back, alright?
389
00:16:55,187 --> 00:16:58,884
I don't want any of this work
or responsibility.
390
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:03,019
And, honestly, the kids... eh.
391
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:05,240
I just want to be
your war dog again.
392
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,806
But what about all that stuff
you were saying
393
00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:08,807
about wanting dignity
and respect?
394
00:17:08,808 --> 00:17:10,419
I don't need it.
It's overrated.
395
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,203
I just want to nap at your feet
and lick my ass all day.
396
00:17:13,204 --> 00:17:15,597
You know what you have
to do then.
397
00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:18,949
Oh, geez, Mom.
In front of them?
398
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:22,344
Sit.
399
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,910
Shake.
400
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,522
Look at me.
401
00:17:27,523 --> 00:17:29,307
Who's my good boy?
402
00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:31,527
You're my good boy!
403
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:34,616
- I guess he really is a dog.
- That tickles.
404
00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:35,878
Papa?
405
00:17:39,404 --> 00:17:40,971
Let's back him up.
406
00:17:40,971 --> 00:17:42,580
Owie.
407
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,324
I guess that's it
for the new Sid.
408
00:17:46,325 --> 00:17:47,804
Hey, maybe it's for the best.
409
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,587
Sure, the old Sid was a dork,
410
00:17:49,588 --> 00:17:52,287
but at least he wasn't
an obnoxious douchebag.
411
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:56,116
The truth is, you never needed
the Bifi to be confident.
412
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,422
You dirt turkey!
413
00:17:57,423 --> 00:17:59,207
Look what you did
to my junkyard, Sid.
414
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,382
This is coming out of your pay,
you hear me?
415
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,773
Look, the junkyard is fine!
416
00:18:01,775 --> 00:18:03,384
The only problem here
is you not treating
417
00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:05,647
your number-one employee
with a bit of goddamn respect!
418
00:18:05,648 --> 00:18:08,128
So will you get off my ass?!
419
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,305
Wow. Fair enough.
420
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,307
Hopping off that ass now.
421
00:18:12,307 --> 00:18:14,700
Go... go clean up that mess.
422
00:18:14,701 --> 00:18:16,875
My apologies.
423
00:18:16,876 --> 00:18:20,750
Wow.
Tai, it worked.
424
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:26,016
Tai?
425
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:30,628
We may have won the battle,
but the war rages on.
426
00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:33,327
As long as there are douchebags
who are too obsessed
427
00:18:33,328 --> 00:18:38,028
with their expensive cars,
I'll be there...
428
00:18:38,028 --> 00:18:41,465
to shoot them in the nards
with a T-shirt cannon.
429
00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:45,209
For I am the Nardinator.
430
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,720
And then I was like,
"Am I drinking my pee?"
431
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,960
Hey!
You found Scraps.
432
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,180
Yeah. We had a fun time
together, didn't we, boy?
433
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,528
Oh, yeah, it was great.
434
00:19:00,529 --> 00:19:02,530
Well, my long-lost family
kidnapped me,
435
00:19:02,531 --> 00:19:04,096
and then they kidnapped Freya,
436
00:19:04,097 --> 00:19:05,316
and then we burned
the village to the ground,
437
00:19:05,317 --> 00:19:07,057
and then we got ice creams.
438
00:19:07,057 --> 00:19:08,492
Wait.
What was the last part?
439
00:19:08,493 --> 00:19:10,886
We got ice creams.
These are rocky road.
440
00:19:10,887 --> 00:19:12,192
No, no, before that.
You... Wait.
441
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,846
You burned the village
to the ground?
442
00:19:14,847 --> 00:19:16,240
Why?
443
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,633
They were just being annoying.
444
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,112
- Why didn't you stop her?
- I don't know.
445
00:19:19,113 --> 00:19:20,548
'Cause I'm not
the friggin' police.
446
00:19:20,549 --> 00:19:22,289
This guy.
"I'm the police."
447
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:24,422
Alright, but at least
y-your family survived, right?
448
00:19:24,423 --> 00:19:26,555
Uh-huh. Yeah. We burned
the whole village to the ground,
449
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,773
and my family
miraculously survived.
450
00:19:28,775 --> 00:19:30,298
You married this chaunce?
451
00:19:30,298 --> 00:19:31,777
Hey, don't look at me.
452
00:19:31,778 --> 00:19:34,388
No, no, no.
But, seriously, are they okay?
453
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,346
Because if not, that is
the darkest thing
454
00:19:36,347 --> 00:19:38,958
you have ever done.
455
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,743
Awkward!
456
00:19:41,744 --> 00:19:43,615
Oyy!
Guys.
457
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:47,705
- It's stuffy in there.
- Guys, are they dead?
458
00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:48,751
Guys!
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