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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:09,976 [Uplifting music] 2 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,245 Iain: This week, there’s been five bombshells. 3 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:13,713 - Cheers, bitches! 4 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:15,448 [Cheering] 5 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,984 Iain: And a shocked departure. 6 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,720 - I have decided to live here single. 7 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,756 - Did that just happen? 8 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:25,058 Iain: Tonight, it’s time... 9 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:25,959 [Laughing] 10 00:00:25,992 --> 00:00:28,228 ...to turn things upside down. 11 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:30,730 [Screams] 12 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,767 And look at the world in a new way. 13 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,370 - The more you [bleep] around, the more you going to find out. 14 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:38,838 - I wasn’t expecting this. 15 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,242 Iain: In fact, everything on this show... 16 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:44,244 - Please [Inaudible] 17 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,880 Iain: ...comes right out of [Inaudible] field. 18 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,848 - My whole wig just hit the floor. 19 00:00:49,115 --> 00:00:50,950 They definitely gonna put that on TV. 20 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,352 Iain: If it’s uncut... 21 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,587 - That’s a man right there! 22 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:55,889 Iain: Unfiltered... 23 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:57,223 - It’s full of my farts. 24 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:57,891 [Farting] 25 00:00:58,658 --> 00:00:59,759 Iain: And totally unbelievable... 26 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,327 Marco: Every other islanders farts. 27 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,296 - Oh, my God. I’m gonna shit myself. 28 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:08,301 Iain: It must be Love Island USA Unseen Bits. 29 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:09,703 - Would you put a price on it? 30 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:11,271 I wouldn’t. 31 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:17,577 [Uplifting music] 32 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:29,089 Kassy: Go! 33 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:29,889 - Here we go! 34 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,558 [Laughing] 35 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,327 Oh, my God! We can’t go anywhere! 36 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:37,364 - Get me out of this island! 37 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:41,534 Get me out of this island! Get me out of this island! 38 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:45,939 Iain: Uh oh. Houston, we have a problem. 39 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:48,308 They found out about the glitch. 40 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:50,176 I’ll alert the guards. 41 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:53,780 You enjoy some generic filler shots in Euro trance. 42 00:01:57,217 --> 00:02:00,120 Welcome to Love Island USA Unseen Bits! 43 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,455 What happens when the characters 44 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:05,658 in a video game realize that they’re in a video game? 45 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:08,795 - Kassy, it’s the glitch. 46 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:10,497 - Let us out! Let us out! 47 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:11,664 - Hey, y'all see us? 48 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:14,401 They can't see us! 49 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:15,402 - They don’t see us! 50 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:17,871 - This is not a fake hologram. 51 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,574 - Darn it. We can’t go pass this place. 52 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:23,877 [Grunts] - Let me out! 53 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:27,080 - We can’t get out! Oh, my God! 54 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:28,782 - Well, I guess we’re trapped. 55 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,917 Iain: We insist on using cheap programmers 56 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:34,120 so we can buy more beer, so it is a bit buggy. 57 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:37,724 Let's see the first discovery of a glitch in the Villa matrix. 58 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:42,829 Rewind. Bargain basement. 59 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:46,199 Kassy 2000 was the first robot to go on the blink. 60 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:47,934 - We’re freaking Sims characters. 61 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:53,373 - We’re all simulations. Kassy it’s just broke first. 62 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:56,509 Her code just got a virus before ours. 63 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:57,544 - Yeah. 64 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,546 - See, I've been doing my factory reset. 65 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:02,048 The whole scream session in the bathroom? 66 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:03,416 The factory... 67 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:06,586 - Kay Kay. Kay Kay, can we talk? Can we talk? 68 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:09,622 - Can we pause for a chat? 69 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:11,691 Can I...? Can I...? Can I pause for a chat? 70 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,696 Stepping toes, stepping toes, stepping toes. 71 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:17,864 [Laughing] 72 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:21,768 - Kay Kay, do you hate me? Kay Kay, do you hate me? 73 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:23,870 Oh, shit! 74 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:27,607 - I'm so glad my wig is on. 75 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:28,975 [Laughing] 76 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:31,311 Iain: With the robots malfunctioning, 77 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:33,913 they've also all started to have an awareness 78 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,715 about the glitch on the beach. 79 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:39,352 - This is all fake. It’s... [Inaudible] right here. 80 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,553 [Laughing] 81 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:42,088 I think that's something we didn't even know. 82 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:43,757 It's a simulation. for real. 83 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:44,491 - It is. 84 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:45,325 I’m... 85 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:50,497 - Glitch. 86 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:56,536 Destiny: Powering down. 87 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:02,242 [Uplifting music] 88 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:04,044 Iain: We're used to bits being unseen. 89 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,614 But this week, a brand new islander was unseen. 90 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:10,684 In this exclusive, we can reveal the moment the villa got 91 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:13,486 a surprise visit from a smoking hot new bird. 92 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:24,431 Yes, a literal bird. Her name is Robin. Hey, Robin. 93 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:25,832 That beat’s looking luscious. 94 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:28,234 Yeah, I've had some work done. 95 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,737 What's your type on paper? 96 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,673 “He's got to have nice plumage and be good 97 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,375 at collecting twigs.” 98 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:38,345 And how long do you think we can get away 99 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:40,347 with doing this talking bird joke? 100 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:43,149 I think it's already overstayed its welcome. 101 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,218 I've got it. 102 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:47,554 Give my footage over to the professionals. 103 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:49,222 I want drama. 104 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,157 And I want Ian to say 105 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:56,296 “Tonight, a new bird 106 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:57,864 enters the villa. 107 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:01,067 And ruffles feathers. 108 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,605 Plus, one massive dumping.” 109 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:13,580 And on top of that, not one, not two, 110 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:17,584 but three human bombshells enter the Villa. 111 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:21,688 - Hello, bitches! 112 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:24,290 Iain: Ah, normal service resumed. 113 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,160 [Uplifting music] 114 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:31,598 Fiji, idyllic island of dreams. 115 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:35,702 Villa, idyllic compound of astroturf, 116 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,438 where just like the plastic flowers, 117 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,474 love is always in bloom. 118 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:46,346 Chilled champagne... Well, sparkling wine. 119 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:50,917 Our islanders were anxious to date the new bombshells. 120 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,186 Magic was in the air. 121 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,088 - Yeah, I’m ready. I’m just nervous. 122 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,356 I keep farting. 123 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:00,560 Iain: Admittedly, other things were also in the air. 124 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:01,428 [Farting] 125 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:03,830 - Oh, my God. I’m gonna shit myself. 126 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:04,497 [Uplifting music] 127 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:08,301 Iain: Relax and let unseen first dates moments waft over you. 128 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:09,602 - Oh, no. 129 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:15,775 Welcome. Welcome. 130 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,043 Go back. 131 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,117 - Do you forget which finger you...? 132 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,285 Or which hand you hold? 133 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,486 Because I go like this, like, three times 134 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:27,454 before I cut something. 135 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:28,922 - Left fork. 136 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,223 - But I'm ambidextrous. 137 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:31,224 - Oh, really? 138 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:32,192 - I'm one up on you. 139 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:34,728 I'm primarily left handed, but I had to learn to do right. 140 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:35,628 Harrison: Ok, cool. 141 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,097 - My house is very quiet. 142 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:37,564 - Yeah. 143 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,332 - I wake up, I hear my rooster. 144 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:40,767 - So cool you have a rooster. 145 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:42,369 - His name's Rico Suave. 146 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:45,839 - Good name. 147 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,240 Good name for a rooster. 148 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:49,442 - You have a favorite type of food? 149 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,612 - Um, Gosh, I like pizza. 150 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,214 I like all the unhealthy stuff. 151 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:54,914 Yeah. 152 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,149 I do not eat healthy. 153 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:57,484 - I love pizza as well. 154 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:58,752 - What's your favorite topping? 155 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:03,790 - Uh, I like the pepperoni, 156 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:06,659 sausage and olives. 157 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:08,395 Black olives. 158 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,662 - I don’t like pepperoni. 159 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:15,769 - I can't really see. Well, I saw that. 160 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,272 - I love, I love, love, love animals. 161 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:21,374 I say when I'm retired, I'm going to, like, 162 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:23,043 just have a ranch full of animals. 163 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,111 When I was growing up, my mom always said that I was, 164 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:27,380 I never used to let a stray animal go. 165 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:28,715 I even caught a turkey one time. 166 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,183 Like... 167 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,653 I covered, I had to use like, a blanket that was in my car. 168 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,756 Cover his eyes and I picked him up 169 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,392 and I took him to the turkey rescue. 170 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:42,095 Hey, I know how to catch a turkey, though. 171 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:44,197 Was he a turkey or a rooster? 172 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:45,699 Actually, I don't think about it. He was a turkey. 173 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:46,599 - Oh, no. 174 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,635 - I think... - So, there was a bird... 175 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:49,536 - There was a bird. 176 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,071 A big bird. 177 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:53,406 Iain: Sorry, I just tuned out for a moment. 178 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:55,909 Did she just say she dated Big Bird? 179 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:57,277 Name dropper. 180 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,512 [Uplifting music] 181 00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:05,185 The hard hitting news team who almost got canceled 182 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:08,321 by a humping scandal are back with host Hannah 183 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,558 on the wooden spoon microphone and Anna behind the camera. 184 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,027 They're lifting the lid on the Villa. 185 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:18,498 Strap yourselves in. This is Love Island live. 186 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,267 - Hello, everyone. 187 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,870 We're back for another episode of Love Island Live 188 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:26,039 with your girl Hannah and... 189 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:26,706 Show yourself. 190 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:27,874 Anna! 191 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,543 So, we’re here with our girl Emily. 192 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:32,645 - Hi! Hello, hello! 193 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,447 - Come on. Get it here close. Get it here close. Ok. 194 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:35,648 So this is Emily. 195 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,150 The Houston hottie. 196 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,218 - Houston bad bitch. 197 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,420 - With the body. How are you feeling to be here? 198 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:44,491 - I'm feeling real great. The boys are pretty scrumptious. 199 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:48,695 The girls are really nice, and I'm excited to find my man. 200 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,864 - There you go. Ok. So, now let's get to the good stuff. 201 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:51,698 The juicy stuff. 202 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,199 Emily: Who’s your favorite? - No. 203 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:59,439 So, what’s your biggest turn off in a guy? 204 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:03,643 - If your breath stinks and you have just bad hygiene 205 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:04,778 in the mouth region. 206 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:07,647 Especially, like, if your shit stinks. I can’t. 207 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:09,616 - There you go. Thank you, Emily. 208 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:10,550 - Thank you so much. 209 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,185 - Let's go check it with the other boys. 210 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:15,021 Come on, Anna. Okay. Break it up. Break it up. 211 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,356 We're doing an interview here, people. 212 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:17,424 Come here, Kenzo. 213 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:18,291 - What up? What up? 214 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,026 - All right. We are here with Kenzo! 215 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:20,860 - What’s up? 216 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:25,031 - My Mexico amigo. Guadalajara. 217 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:25,832 - [In Spanish] My sister. 218 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,902 - Hey. What is, like, a random fun fact about yourself? 219 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:30,170 - I speak three languages. 220 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,839 - Really? Trilingual. Do you hear that, ladies? 221 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,240 - English, Spanish, Italian. 222 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,576 - Ok. Now, can you say something in all three languages? 223 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,679 - Uh, what’s up? You are very pretty today. 224 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:43,216 Do you want to go out? Hi, beautiful. How are you? 225 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:48,421 - We love a trilingual king. Beautiful! Thank you, Kenzo! 226 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:49,522 - Yeah. - Come on, Jonah. 227 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:50,924 - We got an interview time? - Yes. 228 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:52,225 Now, Jonah is very interesting. 229 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,626 He lives on a farm, you guys. 230 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:54,728 He runs his own farm. 231 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,764 Okay, so my question is, if you could compare yourself 232 00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:00,100 in bed to a farm animal... 233 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,135 Which one would it be? 234 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:06,706 - If I could compare myself to a farm animal in bed, 235 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:10,243 it would have to be... 236 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,679 [bleep] 237 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,715 Iain: What the bleep did he say? 238 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,451 I guess the only way to find out is to join me 239 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,353 on the other side of this bleeping break. 240 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,762 [Uplifting music] 241 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,768 Iain: Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits. 242 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:39,039 We're smuggling secret seeds out of the villa 243 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,840 and bringing them direct to you. 244 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,609 And we're not [bleep] around. 245 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,879 - The more you [bleep] around, the more you going to find out. 246 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,415 Iain: Well, some of us are [inaudible] around. 247 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,616 [Laughing] 248 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,885 By some of us, I mean most of us. 249 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,089 Actually, I have to admit that in Unseen Bits... 250 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,957 - If I pull this off, it'll be, like, 251 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,726 the sickest magic trick you've ever seen. 252 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,961 Iain: ...there's a lot of [bleep] around. 253 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:05,932 The five of spades and your card! 254 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,701 Iain: Even the kitchen appliances... 255 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:10,136 - Is the oven off? This shit might blow up. 256 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,205 Iain: ...are [bleep] around. 257 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:14,074 - At this rate, that'd be the only funny thing 258 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,241 happening around here. 259 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,244 I say let the stove carry the show now. 260 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:24,918 Iain: So, let's stop fucking around and get into Unseen Bits. 261 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:28,955 [Uplifting music] 262 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,426 Before the break, Love Island Live 263 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,162 reporter Hannah asked Jonah questioned no other journalist 264 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,232 had ever been brave or deviant enough to ask. 265 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,537 - If you could compare yourself in bed to a farm animal... 266 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,573 Which one would it be? 267 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:51,244 - If I could compare myself to a farm animal in bed, 268 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,614 it would have to be... 269 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,983 [bleep] 270 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,518 Iain: The question we’re all asking 271 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,755 is What the bleep did he say? 272 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:06,726 - If I could compare myself to a farm animal in bed, 273 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:11,564 it would have to be a bull. 274 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,299 - A bull! 275 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,535 Iain: Oh, what a load of bull. 276 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:16,269 - Ok. 277 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:18,705 - Yeah. I gotta thank God for this opportunity. 278 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,073 Shout out to my homies. 279 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,175 - Shout out to the homies. 280 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:26,346 Ok. Save a horse. Ride a cowboy, ladies and gentlemen. 281 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,747 Hey! 282 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,551 Thank you, Johan! Yay! Ok, that's all for today. 283 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,320 We got to know the new islanders here on Love Island Live. 284 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:38,158 Again, it's your host, Hannah, with my girl, Anna! 285 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,592 We'll talk to you soon. 286 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,896 - That was so fucking cute, bro. 287 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,564 - A bull? I love him. 288 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,367 [Uplifting music] 289 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:52,339 Iain: This next naughty, unseen bit is all about sex. 290 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,141 Let's whack it off... On! Whack on! 291 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,311 The scene, not whack off... Anyway, here's the unseen bit. 292 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,747 - Hannah and Marco, we're talking about 293 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,048 embarrassing sex stories. 294 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,350 Let me hear your best one. 295 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:07,120 - Mine was... I had a one-night stand with a guy in Dallas, 296 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,222 and the next morning everything was good. 297 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,557 We took a shower together. 298 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:14,127 I was on his white bedsheets and I started my period. 299 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,663 It was soaked through the towel and on the bed, 300 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:18,231 and I was like, “Oh, my gosh.” 301 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:18,798 I told him. 302 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,567 I thought he was going to be like, 303 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,701 “Oh, it's okay, don't worry.” 304 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:22,602 Instead, he was like, “My comforter! 305 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,236 My sheets!” 306 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,204 And I was like... 307 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,072 That was what made it embarrassing. 308 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,841 Like, he wasn't even supportive. 309 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,542 Yeah, but I was like “This is embarrassing. 310 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,544 I am never coming back here again.” 311 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,746 - You never talked to him again, either? 312 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:33,713 - Hell, no! I didn't even... 313 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,382 I was like, “Okay, I'm leaving.” 314 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,417 - What a dick, though. That’s natural. 315 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,618 - Yeah. My girlfriends... 316 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,619 - [Inaudible] for him. 317 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,454 - My girlfriends were like, “He shouldn't have been 318 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,322 like that”, but... 319 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,158 - One time a guy started crying when I was having sex with him. 320 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,092 - Really? - Like, after. 321 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,127 - Was it like...? 322 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,095 - Well, like, kind of as it was happening. 323 00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:51,097 - Why? He was really into it? 324 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,500 - He was just... I don’t know. Like overwhelmed. 325 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,467 [Laughing] 326 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,669 - Oh, my God. What did you do? 327 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:56,703 - Like, he shed a tear. 328 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:57,904 I was like “What is going on?” 329 00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,272 Kassy: Was it a happy tear? A sad tear? 330 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:00,240 - He said it was happy. 331 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,909 - I fell asleep one time having sex and he was a virgin. 332 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,110 It was his first time. 333 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,146 - You think he'd want to... 334 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:06,613 - Wait. 335 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:07,847 What position were you guys 336 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:09,616 in when you [inaudible] to...? Marco: Missionary, right? 337 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,617 - Yeah. He was on top. 338 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,218 - Yeah. That’s why I fall asleep too. 339 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,220 Emily: Fuck me. 340 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,923 - What's the most rounds y'all have done in a day? 341 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,359 - Oh, not a lot. Like three. 342 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:20,794 - Four, five. 343 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:21,494 Hannah: Four, five. 344 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,362 - Five for me. 345 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:23,897 Marco: Wow, that’s a lot. That’s insane. 346 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:24,831 - Five, like, it hurts. 347 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,133 - Yeah. You get tired. I can’t do that all the time. 348 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,102 - I might do five rounds when I get out of here. Fuck! 349 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,270 [Laughing] 350 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,739 - When I was in high school, me and my boyfriend, 351 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,475 we used to fuck every single day after school in my car. 352 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,076 - Yeah. 353 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,445 - But one night we went to the baseball field. 354 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,180 - Oh, you told me about that. 355 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,282 - And, like, the janitor caught us. 356 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,350 He was, like, knocking on the window. 357 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,784 The window was fogged up as fuck. 358 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:46,786 He knocked on the fucking windows, and we're like... 359 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,555 And he was like “I'm gonna tell y'all's parents.” 360 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:49,823 - That’s so funny. 361 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:50,924 - Funny as fuck. 362 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,860 - Harry, what's your embarrassing sex story? 363 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,495 - Harry! 364 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:57,764 - This one time we were cooking up food in the kitchen. 365 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,332 Right? Chili. Yeah. 366 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:02,302 I had chili still on my fingers, and I had sex after dinner. 367 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,303 - I’d be pissed. 368 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,338 - Yeah. No. No good. No, no, no. 369 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:06,940 - So, I want to hear everyone's kinks. 370 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,541 Jonah: It depends on the girl. 371 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,876 Some girls want to be on top, right? 372 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,077 - What do you want? - So... 373 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,712 It depends because I like, at the same time, 374 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,646 I like to please. 375 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,882 - Wow, Jonah! 376 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,250 That’s a man right there! 377 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,285 - If she’s super [Inaudible] If she’s, like, 378 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,421 super [Inaudible] like that, I’d let her, like, tie me up. 379 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,523 - Jonah, you just got so much hotter. 380 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:25,492 - You really did. 381 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,127 - Thank you. 382 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,763 [Uplifting music] 383 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:32,098 Iain: Kay Kay suspects that our fellow female islanders 384 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,134 have no idea how to twerk. 385 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,368 Bit rude if you ask me. 386 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,271 Regardless, she offered to give the girls a lesson 387 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,740 so they can finally talk properly. 388 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:41,741 Kay Kay: Everybody! 389 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,945 Who wants to talk tutorial meet me on the balcony! 390 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,347 - Class is in session! 391 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:51,251 Iain: [Inaudible] That makes more sense, actually. 392 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,986 - Ready? Ok! 393 00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,389 Feet, shoulder width apart. 394 00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,159 And what you're going to want to do is balance 395 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,261 your weight on the balls of your feet. 396 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,529 Not your heels, because you're going to need 397 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,130 your heels for mobility. 398 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,732 That's what's going to make that ass shake. 399 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,100 - If there's one person in here that needs 400 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,468 a twerk lesson it's me. 401 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,503 - You don't have to, like, lean up, 402 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,038 but, like, be able to, like... 403 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:12,839 - Like [Inaudible]. 404 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,275 - Shift your weight. Yeah. Like you're in heels. Ok? 405 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,410 Next, you're going to pop a squat. 406 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:17,944 Okay? 407 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,280 Like you're on the toilet. 408 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,683 So, your, your, your butt bone you're going to want it up 409 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:24,718 in the air. - Ok. 410 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,619 - And your core, you're going to want it down. 411 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,654 So arch. 412 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:33,893 And what you're going to want to do is up, down, up, down. 413 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,061 But don’t move... 414 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,429 Anna: Ok, Kassy. That thing is moving! 415 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,065 - Ok, Kassy. Ok, Kassy! 416 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,734 Ok, Carmen. I need a little more. 417 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,068 I need a little more from you! 418 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,704 Ok. Hannah got it! Hannah got it! 419 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,639 - Kay Kay is a great teacher. 420 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,775 She's like trained. She's a trained dancer. 421 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,210 She was like dancing captain. 422 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:50,810 Yeah. 423 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:52,479 So, I was just trying to soak up 424 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,713 as much knowledge from her as I can. 425 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,583 - That’s my girlfriend right there! 426 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,685 - Don't clench the muscles in your butt 427 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,787 because you want to see that jiggle. 428 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:01,855 Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle! 429 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,057 - Unlock the knees. Let the booty jiggle. 430 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:08,128 - You did it! Ok. Now we're going to do it all together. 431 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,662 One, two, three. 432 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,799 [Uplifting music] 433 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,237 Ok, Destiny! 434 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,305 [Laughing] 435 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,476 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 436 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,648 - So, you're telling me my twerking ain't better 437 00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:29,783 than Kay Kay’s? 438 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,118 I think we should have a competition. 439 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,486 Come on. Everybody sit. 440 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,055 - May the best twerker wins. 441 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:35,855 - Come on, Anna. 442 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:37,957 Show us what you’ve got. Show us what you’ve got! 443 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:38,792 Ana, let’s go! 444 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:39,693 Show us what you’ve got! 445 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,061 Boom, boom, boom! There we go! 446 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,129 - Oh, the girls already know I'm a master at twerking, 447 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,832 so I don't have to prove myself in a little contest. 448 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,068 [Laughing] 449 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,202 - There we go, Anna! 450 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,605 [Cheering] 451 00:17:53,707 --> 00:17:55,508 Can I [Inaudible]? 452 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,076 - Okay. 453 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:57,944 But Anna has her own style of twerking, 454 00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,846 so I'm not going to take that away from her. 455 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:01,081 - Show her to her! 456 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:05,251 [Clapping and cheering] 457 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,423 - My mic pack is going to be moving back and forth 458 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,391 more than my butt. 459 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,493 - There we go, Carmen! 460 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,396 [Cheering and laughing] 461 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,033 - My dad's going to be so concerned 462 00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:21,401 after the tour classes. 463 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,738 I'm sorry, Dad. I'm sorry, Mom. 464 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,644 Iain: Not much of a competition 465 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,080 when there is no winner or any judge of any kind. 466 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,649 [Uplifting music] 467 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,953 At the recoupling, the islanders were rocked 468 00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,055 when Anna chose to leave the Villa. 469 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,358 - So, I have decided to leave here single. 470 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:46,493 - Did that just happen? 471 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,762 Iain: Here are some unseen bits of Anna 472 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,697 saying her final farewells. 473 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:55,568 - Oh, shit! No hard feelings, though. I love you guys. 474 00:18:56,236 --> 00:19:00,440 I love you, guys. Oh, I've had the best time in the Villa. 475 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,910 Oh, my... Everybody do it! Everybody do it! Everyone do it! 476 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,047 I can't wait to bother everybody when they get out of here. 477 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,048 [Laughing] 478 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,450 You guys are not even upset I'm leaving here. 479 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,785 - I’m fucking upset! 480 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,287 Don’t play with me, Anna! I’m fucking upset! 481 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,756 - I am feeling like a bad bitch. 482 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:20,060 Oh, my God. This is really weird. 483 00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:22,829 Peace out, Love Island! Oh, God. 484 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,898 Guys, this is not going to be a sexy walk. 485 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,166 - Go get that phone! 486 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,067 Go! 487 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,235 - It couldn't have been a better time. 488 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,510 - Go, Anna! 489 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,446 - What the fuck? 490 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,447 [Screaming] 491 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,915 Uh, that's pretty much it. Yeah. 492 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:45,685 Iain: Hang on. 493 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:50,790 If Anna’s gone, what’s going to happen to Love Island Live? 494 00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:52,258 [Uplifting music] 495 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,326 Breaking news. 496 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,063 Following the departure of Anna from the Villa, Love Island Live 497 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,099 has been canceled. 498 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,602 But for hardcore fans, do not despair. 499 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,505 A farewell and a special has been commissioned. 500 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,441 And that's coming up after this commercial break. 501 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,592 Iain: Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits. 502 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,795 Even in slow mo, this show is a guaranteed 503 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,163 deep floor filler. 504 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,902 Before the break, we saw the breaking news 505 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,538 that Love Island Live has been canceled. 506 00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:43,209 So, it's time for the season finale of Love Island Live. 507 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:47,013 - Okay. So, it's my last Love Island Live show. 508 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,515 - Really? Why the last? 509 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,283 - Because Anna is not with me anymore. 510 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:51,951 My camerawoman. 511 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,254 So, everyone's just sharing because you knew Anna. 512 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,589 Well, your favorite Anna memory was... 513 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:58,425 - She was always sharing and caring. 514 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,060 She was always there for all of us. 515 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,127 So, I'm going to miss you, Anna. 516 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:04,064 - So, uh, when Anna was mad at my ass 517 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:05,098 for being a dumb, dumb... 518 00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:05,832 [Hannah laughs] 519 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,401 I came back to the room and Shorty 520 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,570 put the fucking Great Wall of China in there. 521 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,372 - And I was just so shocked 522 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,307 as to how some of the pills were standing up, 523 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,477 considering it wasn't leaning on shit, it was just gravity. 524 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,912 - Anna and I were hanging in the bathroom 525 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:19,946 and Destiny walks in 526 00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:21,648 and she goes, "Shit, Destiny, 527 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,249 I'm about to steal your man." 528 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,418 [Woman laughing] - And she goes, "Shit." 529 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,553 - Shit. - Like she does. 530 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,221 - Oh, I got you. - You got me? 531 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:29,989 - Yay! Okay, go ahead. 532 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,625 - Anna always wanted my man. 533 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:36,496 It happened with every single couple I was ever in. 534 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,932 I told her, "Wear my shoes, wear my clothes." 535 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,934 She even wanted my foundation, 536 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,569 and I was going to let her put it on. 537 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,771 Okay? Every time I jumped, 538 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,806 she wanted to jump too. Okay? 539 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,575 - Mhm. - So that's my Anna, baby. 540 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,744 - Oh, thank you, Destiny. 541 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:52,879 - Thank. We love you, Anna. - We love you, Anna. 542 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:56,950 That is my Love Island Live Sign off. 543 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,452 We're gonna miss Anna. 544 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:03,056 Okay, guys, can we get everyone to say a "shit" in Anna's honor? 545 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:05,892 Okay. Ready? One, two, three. 546 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,861 Everybody: Shit! 547 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,162 We love you, Anna. 548 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:10,563 Man: We love you, Anna. 549 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,133 Iain: That's the end of Love Island Live. 550 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,335 But do you want to see Anna's funniest bits? 551 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,103 Here we go. 552 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:19,072 [Uplifting music] - I have tea. 553 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:21,141 - If you’re not humping, you're not pumping. 554 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:23,877 [Laughing] - I’m so [Inaudible] 555 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:28,081 [Shouts of joy] 556 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,282 [Singing] 557 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,618 - I hope my eggs will take me back after this. 558 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:32,986 [Laughing] 559 00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:34,788 - I literally was like, 560 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,389 and I was like, and I was like, 561 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,092 and I was like, and I was like, "Oh my God." 562 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:40,860 - It's perfect. 563 00:22:43,096 --> 00:22:44,464 [Laughing] 564 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,733 [Uplifting music] 565 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:52,105 Hanna: Our queen Anna banana. 566 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,910 - We're gonna go down, drive it to the floor, 567 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:58,778 then bring it up. 568 00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:00,814 Yeah. Next one. 569 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:03,850 Good. Because I'm the only funny one here. Shit. 570 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,585 Iain: There's no doubt everyone will miss 571 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,387 the one thing they call Anna. 572 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:10,123 Or, as we say in Scotland. Anna. 573 00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:12,659 [Uplifting music] 574 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,464 [Uplifting music] 575 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:22,068 Iain: The other week, the worldwide 576 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,537 unseen bits audience broke the internet 577 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,606 with love for Keenan and Kay Kay. 578 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:29,976 Keenan: You like being on top? Kay Kay: Mhm. 579 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:32,612 - But do you like to finish on top? 580 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:33,847 - No. 581 00:23:35,382 --> 00:23:37,817 I don't know, I don’t know if I've done that before. 582 00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,519 - Finishing on top? - Yeah. 583 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,354 - This is an inappropriate conversation 584 00:23:41,388 --> 00:23:43,089 and our parents watch. - 585 00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:44,758 Sorry, mom. 586 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:45,992 - Wow. 587 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,361 Whoa. 588 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:51,331 Iain: The Internet exploded as Kay Kay and Keenan 589 00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:52,766 went fully viral. 590 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,835 "Kay Kay and Kenan are spiffingly delightful 591 00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:57,537 on the American version of Love Island." 592 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,839 Smiley emoji, smiley emoji, smiley emoji. 593 00:24:00,407 --> 00:24:02,842 "All the Keenan and Kay Kay chemistry 594 00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:05,278 is literally making me explode!" 595 00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:08,581 Flame emoji, flame emoji, flame emoji. 596 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:13,553 "Oh, my actual G. I totally love Kay Kay and Keenan." 597 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,523 Heart emoji, heart emoji, heart emoji. 598 00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:22,162 We debated whether to show this next clip 599 00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:24,330 because the cuteness overload could result 600 00:24:24,364 --> 00:24:26,633 in the show becoming too popular. 601 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:29,069 But for more Kay Kay and Keenan, 602 00:24:29,069 --> 00:24:31,104 it's a risk we're willing to take. 603 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,672 - I like it. - I'm happy here, 604 00:24:32,706 --> 00:24:35,542 you know what I'm saying? Like, why try to ruin something 605 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:36,743 when it's going good? You feel me? 606 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,611 - Right. - Like the vibe is just vibing, 607 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:41,081 like, I like it. Woman: Kay Kay. 608 00:24:41,114 --> 00:24:43,249 Kay Kay, stop blushing, girl. 609 00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:46,353 You gotta keep her. You know? - I missed you today. 610 00:24:46,386 --> 00:24:49,322 - I missed you too. - Fucking lips, this shit. 611 00:24:49,356 --> 00:24:50,857 I've been talking my fucking ass up. 612 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:52,092 I got some lip balm. 613 00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:54,694 It's mango though. It's cool. - Mhm. 614 00:24:55,295 --> 00:24:56,496 - You can use it first. 615 00:24:58,898 --> 00:24:59,799 - Thank you. 616 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:02,802 - Fucking hell. 617 00:25:03,036 --> 00:25:04,738 Fucking hanging around. It's too much, 618 00:25:06,206 --> 00:25:07,574 talking about fucking hell. 619 00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:10,276 - Yeah. - You were very understanding. 620 00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:12,078 I was, I tried to be very respectful. 621 00:25:12,112 --> 00:25:13,480 I like to think I was very respectful. 622 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:14,914 - My whole wig just hit the floor. 623 00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:15,749 - Pick it up. [Laughing] 624 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,151 [inaudible] - No, don't see. Don't see. 625 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,320 Don't see. You can't see. - Here, here. 626 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:23,289 - They definitely going to put that on TV. 627 00:25:23,757 --> 00:25:26,159 Look at it. - That’s crazy. Hurry up. 628 00:25:26,393 --> 00:25:28,661 - It’s okay. - I'm not looking. 629 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:30,530 - I feel like I don't want to put it back on. 630 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:32,232 He said, "Let me see how bald you is." 631 00:25:32,265 --> 00:25:34,501 I'm not bald. - Yeah. Cornrows. 632 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,870 - Yeah. - They just real nappy. 633 00:25:37,137 --> 00:25:38,471 - Is it a headband? 634 00:25:39,072 --> 00:25:40,340 - Wait, I don't need that. 635 00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:42,242 I'm just gonna... 636 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:45,578 - These kind of smell good. - Oh. 637 00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:47,414 - That's fucking weird. - All right. 638 00:25:47,447 --> 00:25:49,249 - I think it's because they smell good always. 639 00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:50,116 - Oh. 640 00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:52,252 You'd be sweating like sugar. 641 00:25:52,786 --> 00:25:54,421 - I must, because I... - Honey sweat. 642 00:25:54,454 --> 00:25:56,322 - I definitely sweat it last night, bro, 643 00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:58,391 my balls and everything was sweating. 644 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,694 [Uplifting music] 645 00:26:02,529 --> 00:26:04,631 Iain: Earlier in the show, the girls discovered 646 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,332 the glitch on their beach. 647 00:26:06,366 --> 00:26:07,567 - Hurry up! 648 00:26:09,336 --> 00:26:11,404 - Oh, my gosh. We can't go anywhere. 649 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:14,274 - Get me out of this villa! 650 00:26:14,307 --> 00:26:15,608 Iain: But what's this? 651 00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:18,244 A crab crossing the force field. 652 00:26:18,511 --> 00:26:21,348 - Yeah, it's a crab. Iugh. - Where? 653 00:26:21,381 --> 00:26:22,949 - Right here, girl. - Oh, I see it. 654 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:24,951 Iain: Does this mean our Islander sims 655 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:26,586 will finally escape? 656 00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:30,857 I guess what I'm asking is what happened next? 657 00:26:31,358 --> 00:26:34,194 We'll find out after the break. 658 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:37,063 [Uplifting music] 659 00:26:46,206 --> 00:26:50,176 Iain: Welcome back to the sequel of "Love Island Unseen Bit." 660 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:53,847 It's Love Island on unseen bits, plural. 661 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:56,816 Before the break, 662 00:26:56,850 --> 00:26:58,818 Destiny and Kassy discovered the glitch, 663 00:26:58,852 --> 00:27:01,855 which meant the islanders were trapped in the villa forever. 664 00:27:02,322 --> 00:27:04,791 But that was until they saw a crab crossing over 665 00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:07,093 the force field. - Yeah, it's a crab. 666 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,262 Iugh. - Where? 667 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:10,930 - Right here, girl. - I see it. 668 00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:12,699 Iain: So can they make a great escape 669 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,300 or will they be trapped on Love Island 670 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:15,935 for simulated eternity? 671 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:20,507 Let's find out what happened next. 672 00:27:20,774 --> 00:27:22,776 - Is it dead? - Yeah. It's probably dead. 673 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,044 - It's dead. - Yeah, it’s dead. 674 00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:26,379 - Oh, it’s dead. - Our little crab is dead. 675 00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:27,714 - Oh, shit. It is dead. 676 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,049 - Emily touched him. 677 00:27:29,382 --> 00:27:30,483 He didn't move. 678 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,385 His color was off. 679 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:34,587 That's when we all knew. 680 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:36,589 - Unfortunately, he was no longer alive 681 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:39,059 and we learned that fairly quick. 682 00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:41,928 - You are a great guy. You did what you needed to do. 683 00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,329 You provided for your family. 684 00:27:43,363 --> 00:27:45,298 You were a damn good man. - You're a damn good man. 685 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:48,068 - And, you know, we just were so sad to see you go. 686 00:27:48,201 --> 00:27:50,370 - Seeing you helped us realize the glitch 687 00:27:50,403 --> 00:27:52,706 in the system may not be such a glitch. 688 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:54,708 You know, maybe we can get out the force field. 689 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:56,309 - No, bitch, because it got out the force field 690 00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:57,744 and now it's fucking dead. - Oh, you're right. 691 00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:59,212 He got out the force field and died. 692 00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:01,014 - Oh, shit, yeah. - Maybe that's a bad sign. 693 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,116 We so sorry about that. We would have fed you 694 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:04,651 and we was going to keep you as a pet 695 00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:06,019 because we kind of lonely in here. 696 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:07,721 You would have kept us in check, Mr. Crab. 697 00:28:08,388 --> 00:28:10,123 - I just felt connected with you. 698 00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:12,659 And we're going to bury you with love. 699 00:28:13,326 --> 00:28:15,028 And, and you're gonna be connected with the ocean again. 700 00:28:15,061 --> 00:28:16,262 - Yeah. - Absolutely. 701 00:28:16,296 --> 00:28:17,864 - R.I.P crabs. - R.I.P. 702 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:19,666 - R.I.P. Mr. Crabs. - You were great. 703 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:21,334 [Sad music] 704 00:28:21,634 --> 00:28:23,903 - Bye, Mr. Crabs. - R.I.P. Crabs. 705 00:28:23,937 --> 00:28:26,039 - R.I.P. - What a good guy. 706 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:27,807 - Only the good die young. You know? 707 00:28:27,841 --> 00:28:30,176 - Yeah. - That’s pretty [inaudible]. 708 00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:34,314 - It was our fate, our destiny to cross paths 709 00:28:34,514 --> 00:28:39,185 us with Crabs for us to bury him in a good way. 710 00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:42,055 - You know? We feel that we did the right thing. 711 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:43,590 We gave him a tombstone. 712 00:28:43,623 --> 00:28:45,225 - He wouldn't want us to be sad. 713 00:28:45,258 --> 00:28:47,761 - He wouldn't want us to be sad. - He wouldn't want it to be sad. 714 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:50,797 Iain: Unsurprisingly, Mr. Crab star sign was a, 715 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:53,066 you guessed it, Sagittarius. 716 00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:55,201 - Two crabs himself. 717 00:28:55,535 --> 00:28:56,703 We love you. 718 00:28:57,971 --> 00:28:59,673 Iain: No crabs were harmed in the making of this unseen bit. 719 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:03,510 [Uplifting music] 720 00:29:05,512 --> 00:29:08,515 Iain: What contest is more savage than the competition 721 00:29:08,548 --> 00:29:11,284 for parking spots outside a daycare center? 722 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:14,754 It's Beach Hut Battle. 723 00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:18,291 A game where we pit the girls against the boys 724 00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:20,460 and have them duke it out for bragging rights. 725 00:29:21,194 --> 00:29:23,029 The boys took home the win last week. 726 00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:25,031 Can the girls tie it up this week 727 00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:28,468 or will the boys run away with a two nil leads? 728 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:30,904 This week is a battle of letters 729 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:32,439 as we have the Islanders compete 730 00:29:32,472 --> 00:29:34,507 in the Fijian based spelling bee. 731 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:36,443 - Spelling What? 732 00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:39,479 - Spelling. - Spelling. 733 00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:41,181 - Let's go spelling bee, baby! 734 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:45,785 Iain: In the girls’ corner it's the girls, 735 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:48,121 led by Hannah and Kassy. 736 00:29:48,521 --> 00:29:50,390 In the boys’ corner 737 00:29:50,423 --> 00:29:54,327 it's, you guessed it, the boys, 738 00:29:54,361 --> 00:29:56,229 with Jonah and Marco. 739 00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:58,164 - You are a teacher, so you have to spell good. 740 00:29:58,198 --> 00:30:00,533 - I’m okay. I'm okay. But I love autocorrect. 741 00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:02,769 - I'm so bad at spelling. - Can I go read a book first? 742 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:06,606 - Marco and Jonah, you're going down. 743 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,074 - We're not losing. 744 00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:09,976 Iain: Them's fighting words. 745 00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:11,644 I'm with that. 746 00:30:11,678 --> 00:30:14,114 The first word is "Pacific". 747 00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:16,182 - It’s Fiji near the Pacific Ocean? 748 00:30:16,216 --> 00:30:18,485 - No. I don't know. 749 00:30:18,518 --> 00:30:20,253 I have a map in my classroom. 750 00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:22,956 - Yes. What's your map? Your map's wrong. 751 00:30:23,356 --> 00:30:26,559 - The Pacific. That's the west coast, best coast, baby. 752 00:30:26,593 --> 00:30:28,995 Sorry, Florida. - Do you teach geography? 753 00:30:29,029 --> 00:30:30,864 - No. - Social studies? 754 00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:32,699 - No. - Oh, well, then you're good. 755 00:30:32,732 --> 00:30:33,967 You got pass. 756 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,404 - P-A-C-I-F-I-C. 757 00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:38,438 Pacific. 758 00:30:40,874 --> 00:30:44,344 - P-A-C-I-F-I-C. 759 00:30:45,311 --> 00:30:48,014 Iain: The girls may not know where the Pacific Ocean is, 760 00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:50,450 but they do know how to spell it. 761 00:30:50,483 --> 00:30:52,986 As do the boys making the score. One, one. 762 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,723 The next word is "Cassava". 763 00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:59,426 - So a cassava is a root 764 00:30:59,793 --> 00:31:02,796 kind of like a potato native here, to Fiji. 765 00:31:02,829 --> 00:31:03,963 They're really good. 766 00:31:04,064 --> 00:31:05,465 - It's either chicken, rice or potatoes. 767 00:31:06,633 --> 00:31:09,803 - A-V-A. Cassava. - What a obvi. 768 00:31:09,836 --> 00:31:12,205 - Well, my name is Kassy. - Mhm. 769 00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:14,407 - But usually spelled with C-A-S. 770 00:31:14,441 --> 00:31:19,379 - Cassava is spelled C-A-S-A-V-A. 771 00:31:19,412 --> 00:31:21,448 Cassava. - Cassava. 772 00:31:21,481 --> 00:31:24,617 C-A-S-A-V-A. 773 00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:27,587 Iain: Both teams did not know the roots 774 00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:29,756 of that word and are still tied at one-one. 775 00:31:30,190 --> 00:31:32,959 The final word is "souvenir". 776 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:36,096 - Souvenir. 777 00:31:36,763 --> 00:31:39,966 - S-O-U-V-E-N... - S-O-U-V-E-I... 778 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,368 - Do you think there's a G in there? 779 00:31:41,401 --> 00:31:42,469 - What? - do you think 780 00:31:42,502 --> 00:31:43,636 there's a G in there? - No. 781 00:31:43,670 --> 00:31:45,638 - N-I-R. N-I-R. - N-I-R. 782 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:47,707 - Yeah, that sounds right. 783 00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:51,478 - S-O-U-V-I-N-I-E-R. 784 00:31:51,511 --> 00:31:52,579 - That's what we're running with. 785 00:31:52,612 --> 00:31:54,214 Oh, damn. 786 00:31:54,447 --> 00:31:58,318 - S-O-U-V-E-N-I-R. 787 00:31:59,552 --> 00:32:01,087 - Yeah! 788 00:32:01,955 --> 00:32:04,290 Iain: For some reason, Jonah let Marco take this one, 789 00:32:04,324 --> 00:32:05,925 which did not go well for them. 790 00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:08,595 - I couldn't even repeat it to him back right now if I tried. 791 00:32:08,628 --> 00:32:09,896 - Yeah, that's bad. 792 00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:11,831 - We're smart. - We do this stuff. Okay, boys? 793 00:32:11,865 --> 00:32:14,634 You may have had us last week, but we're making a comeback. 794 00:32:14,668 --> 00:32:16,569 It's one-one now. - Exactly. 795 00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:18,371 - I had, I didn't doubt us at all. 796 00:32:18,405 --> 00:32:21,474 Iain: The girls win this week's Beach Hut Battle, 797 00:32:21,508 --> 00:32:23,643 which means they are now all tied up. 798 00:32:23,677 --> 00:32:25,211 - And we can spell. - Oh. 799 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:30,350 Iain: Come back next week for another Beach Hut Battle. 800 00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:33,486 Are there more unseen bits after this break? 801 00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:34,988 Yes. 802 00:32:35,889 --> 00:32:38,358 [Uplifting music] 803 00:32:45,498 --> 00:32:48,868 Iain: Welcome back to "Love Island USA unseen bits." 804 00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:51,438 The show where we show you some of the secret 805 00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:55,275 beauty routines that keep our islanders looking camera ready. 806 00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:57,510 - Don't think about nothing stressful. 807 00:32:58,244 --> 00:33:00,146 Just remember you're in paradise. 808 00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:02,382 - In America's economic state. - Oh, wow. 809 00:33:02,916 --> 00:33:05,251 - He's a pretty boy. - Let me see what I look like. 810 00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:06,953 Iain: So watch where you're going. 811 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:08,922 - Is this not a real wall? 812 00:33:08,955 --> 00:33:10,523 Oh, my God. - Hey. 813 00:33:11,891 --> 00:33:13,059 Are you okay? 814 00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:15,128 Iain: Make yourself a snack. 815 00:33:15,595 --> 00:33:17,764 - You're an idiot sandwich. - Wow. 816 00:33:18,198 --> 00:33:20,333 Iain: Because it's time for more unseen bits. 817 00:33:20,533 --> 00:33:21,801 - Perfect. 818 00:33:25,538 --> 00:33:29,275 [Soft music] 819 00:33:30,243 --> 00:33:32,579 Iain: Hooking up and cracking on is hard work, 820 00:33:32,612 --> 00:33:34,848 but sometimes islanders need to get away 821 00:33:34,881 --> 00:33:38,451 from the others and spend some time alone to recharge. 822 00:33:40,587 --> 00:33:41,921 Here's Harrison. 823 00:33:41,955 --> 00:33:45,091 All he wants is to enjoy the peace and quiet 824 00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:48,194 of some uninterrupted me time tanning in the sun. 825 00:33:48,828 --> 00:33:50,230 - Oh. 826 00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:55,735 - Oh, he looks so fine. 827 00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:58,571 You know I'm coming. 828 00:33:59,706 --> 00:34:01,408 This year some baby was winning. 829 00:34:01,441 --> 00:34:03,309 - Yeah. - Oh. 830 00:34:03,743 --> 00:34:05,945 Iain: Earlier, Harris had made the mistake 831 00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:09,349 of making a lovely breakfast for the lovely Destiny. 832 00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:11,051 - I like the eggs a lot. 833 00:34:11,084 --> 00:34:12,786 Like the breakfast you did was really good. 834 00:34:12,819 --> 00:34:14,387 I love the way you cook the bacon. 835 00:34:14,421 --> 00:34:16,122 Like, it's like thick cut or something. 836 00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:17,891 It was perfect. The way you cooked it was right. 837 00:34:17,924 --> 00:34:19,659 You cooked them differently than how you usually do. 838 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:21,861 The first way you used to cook them, 839 00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:23,930 I wasn't used to them being like that, but I was like, 840 00:34:23,963 --> 00:34:26,666 Really, I'm not usually an egg person. 841 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:28,068 It's not my first go to. 842 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:29,602 Like, I don't not like them, 843 00:34:29,636 --> 00:34:32,238 but I would do like pancakes or French toast. 844 00:34:32,272 --> 00:34:34,107 I like some cinnamon. - Yeah. 845 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:36,876 -Vanilla and nutmeg. I got a real sweet tooth. 846 00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:38,244 Why do you think I like you? 847 00:34:38,278 --> 00:34:40,413 Okay, I got to get you. Oh, you look so good. 848 00:34:41,781 --> 00:34:43,383 - Thank you. 849 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:50,090 Okay, I'll let you sunbathe. - Yeah, yeah. 850 00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:51,291 Do what you got to do. 851 00:34:51,658 --> 00:34:54,094 - I think avocado helps with cramps as well, 852 00:34:54,127 --> 00:34:55,295 now that I think about it. 853 00:34:57,997 --> 00:34:59,933 - Oh, well, tanning's gone now. 854 00:35:00,867 --> 00:35:03,303 Iain: Harrison never made breakfast for anyone again 855 00:35:03,336 --> 00:35:05,338 and lived happily ever after. 856 00:35:05,372 --> 00:35:07,741 [Uplifting music] 857 00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:11,044 [Uplifting music] 858 00:35:14,514 --> 00:35:17,050 Iain: Love Island, the most tantalizing island 859 00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:18,218 based show on Earth. 860 00:35:19,586 --> 00:35:21,621 But what really happens in the bedroom 861 00:35:21,654 --> 00:35:23,256 when the lights go out? 862 00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:26,793 Let's take a naughty peep at another installment 863 00:35:26,826 --> 00:35:30,063 of unseen bits scandalous sealed section. 864 00:35:30,063 --> 00:35:34,734 It's Islanders After Dark. 865 00:35:36,069 --> 00:35:37,570 The lights are out, 866 00:35:37,604 --> 00:35:40,240 but the islanders are wide awake. 867 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,575 - Surely we can just stay up in here, right? 868 00:35:42,609 --> 00:35:44,778 - Surely! - Surely! 869 00:35:45,879 --> 00:35:49,482 Iain: Incredibly, in a room full of islanders, 870 00:35:49,516 --> 00:35:52,419 Marco’s still hungers for a snack. 871 00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:55,622 - That, that snack cupboard is scarce. 872 00:35:55,955 --> 00:35:57,691 - [Singing] One, two, three, four. 873 00:35:57,724 --> 00:35:59,659 Bring some food through that door. 874 00:35:59,693 --> 00:36:01,027 [Laughing] 875 00:36:02,929 --> 00:36:05,331 - You know what we do have? - Bacon. 876 00:36:05,532 --> 00:36:07,400 - Bacon. [Shouts of excitement] 877 00:36:19,846 --> 00:36:23,216 Iain: Sizzling the bacon [inaudible]. 878 00:36:23,483 --> 00:36:24,884 - Kelly, we're hungry! - Kelly! 879 00:36:24,918 --> 00:36:25,952 - Kelly! 880 00:36:30,156 --> 00:36:34,661 Iain: This was Islanders After Dark, 881 00:36:35,862 --> 00:36:37,697 so steamy. 882 00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:44,070 Come back after the break for more smoking hot unseen bits. 883 00:36:44,104 --> 00:36:46,339 [Uplifting music] 884 00:36:58,918 --> 00:37:01,154 Iain: This is "Love Island USA." 885 00:37:01,187 --> 00:37:05,191 The USA obviously stands for unseen scenes assortment. 886 00:37:05,859 --> 00:37:08,661 I didn't think I'd have much in common with a 22-year-old 887 00:37:08,695 --> 00:37:10,597 real estate student from Louisiana, 888 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:12,499 but it turns out that Kassy and I 889 00:37:12,532 --> 00:37:15,402 start our day by saying the exact same thing. 890 00:37:15,802 --> 00:37:17,804 - Please, let's say be a good day. 891 00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,641 Have you heard of telenovelas? - Mh? 892 00:37:21,675 --> 00:37:25,812 - Spanish telenovelas, like Spanish drama love shows. 893 00:37:25,845 --> 00:37:27,147 - Oh, yeah, girl. 894 00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:28,915 - Imagine we just do that, 895 00:37:29,115 --> 00:37:31,518 like two new islanders come and I'm just like this. 896 00:37:32,052 --> 00:37:33,753 [Laughing] 897 00:37:34,054 --> 00:37:35,488 - You should do it! 898 00:37:35,522 --> 00:37:37,657 Iain: Like, oh, no, Kassy. 899 00:37:37,691 --> 00:37:39,726 I think you mean like this. 900 00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:41,428 - Dun, dun, dun. 901 00:37:41,461 --> 00:37:43,196 [Tense music] 902 00:37:43,463 --> 00:37:46,332 Iain: Two new bombshells arrive to cause drama. 903 00:37:46,366 --> 00:37:48,735 Will the girls crumble under the pressure? 904 00:37:49,069 --> 00:37:51,504 - Who are you? - I'm Mike. 905 00:37:51,838 --> 00:37:53,406 - My name is Imani. 906 00:37:53,673 --> 00:37:55,308 - I wasn't expecting this. 907 00:37:55,642 --> 00:37:59,079 - The girls are definitely going to be nervous. 908 00:37:59,079 --> 00:38:00,914 I mean, I would be nervous too. 909 00:38:01,014 --> 00:38:02,315 I don't take any shit. 910 00:38:02,349 --> 00:38:04,451 Like, if I want something, I go for it in life. 911 00:38:05,018 --> 00:38:05,685 - I know. 912 00:38:06,019 --> 00:38:07,554 - When I walk into the villa, 913 00:38:07,587 --> 00:38:09,022 I expect to hear a couple screams. 914 00:38:09,022 --> 00:38:11,024 [Screaming] - I'm a runaway screaming. 915 00:38:11,825 --> 00:38:13,626 - We both run into the ocean. - Yes. 916 00:38:13,827 --> 00:38:15,295 - Like we can't do this. 917 00:38:15,328 --> 00:38:16,296 - We can’t do this. 918 00:38:16,329 --> 00:38:18,031 Take it away. Just take me away. 919 00:38:18,732 --> 00:38:23,036 - Kassy and Destiny are not prepared for what's to come. 920 00:38:23,703 --> 00:38:25,372 - They have no clue. 921 00:38:25,405 --> 00:38:26,639 [Laughing] 922 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,675 Iain: Is that what I actually sound like? 923 00:38:29,142 --> 00:38:31,044 I always thought my voice was much higher. 924 00:38:31,778 --> 00:38:33,680 [Uplifting music] 925 00:38:35,482 --> 00:38:37,617 Iain: The only way to ensure a steady flow 926 00:38:37,650 --> 00:38:43,123 of unseen beach hut bits is with our unseen Beach Hut Blitz. 927 00:38:46,426 --> 00:38:48,595 Islanders, you're the new host on the Money 928 00:38:48,628 --> 00:38:50,663 Can't Buy Home Shopping Network. 929 00:38:50,697 --> 00:38:54,334 And this week, we need you to sell this limited edition, 930 00:38:54,367 --> 00:38:58,271 one of a kind unseen bits whoopee cushion. 931 00:38:58,304 --> 00:39:00,073 - Good afternoon, everybody. 932 00:39:00,106 --> 00:39:03,610 This is Marco on MCB, Money Can't Buy. 933 00:39:04,277 --> 00:39:05,912 - Now, you know what this means. 934 00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:07,747 It means we've got some hot shit 935 00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:10,016 that you can't even spend your money 936 00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:11,184 on because money can't buy it. 937 00:39:11,217 --> 00:39:15,088 - This amazing whoopee cushion. 938 00:39:15,388 --> 00:39:17,924 - This whoopee cushion has been under the ass 939 00:39:18,024 --> 00:39:20,727 of all the islanders in this place. 940 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,897 - It's full of my farts, every other islanders’ farts 941 00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:27,167 and, when you sit on it, you get gas of everybody. 942 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,436 - From our asses to yours. 943 00:39:31,404 --> 00:39:37,177 - Not only is it elastic and can replace the condom. 944 00:39:37,210 --> 00:39:39,713 - It's got it all. - But also... 945 00:39:41,548 --> 00:39:42,949 keeps the man away. 946 00:39:45,819 --> 00:39:48,154 - It says unseen bits. And you know why? 947 00:39:48,188 --> 00:39:50,423 Because it's hidden away. - Put it under your chair. 948 00:39:50,657 --> 00:39:53,059 - Put it just like this. - And you just sit. 949 00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:54,060 [Fart] 950 00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:55,795 - Oh, that's my crutch right there. 951 00:39:55,829 --> 00:39:57,497 [Fart] Hi, baby. Oh, my God. 952 00:39:57,530 --> 00:39:59,399 All the embarrassment in the world. 953 00:39:59,432 --> 00:40:02,936 - [Fart] Oh, my gosh. 954 00:40:03,370 --> 00:40:05,138 Did I just farted? 955 00:40:05,605 --> 00:40:06,906 I farted. 956 00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:08,541 I didn't know. 957 00:40:09,142 --> 00:40:10,176 [explosion] 958 00:40:11,511 --> 00:40:12,746 - I broke it. 959 00:40:14,347 --> 00:40:16,082 - So I've got to sell the broken one. 960 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:21,254 - Slightly used, but one man's trash is another man's treasure. 961 00:40:21,488 --> 00:40:23,790 - Even though it was a little wear and tear it out. 962 00:40:23,823 --> 00:40:25,792 - It's touched Emily's bum. 963 00:40:25,825 --> 00:40:27,594 - It's actually a lot more durable than this. 964 00:40:27,627 --> 00:40:29,162 I just have a really fat ass. 965 00:40:30,397 --> 00:40:33,667 - This device can out fart me, and if you can out fart me, 966 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:37,370 you're the number one farter in all of Love Island history. 967 00:40:37,404 --> 00:40:39,739 - But wait, there's more. 968 00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:41,574 - Let's say someone passed away 969 00:40:41,941 --> 00:40:43,843 and you, guys, are all sitting in a funeral, sad, 970 00:40:45,145 --> 00:40:50,483 and you put a whoopee cushion underneath somebody's seat. 971 00:40:52,352 --> 00:40:53,920 I thought I tooted. 972 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:57,023 - Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity. 973 00:40:57,057 --> 00:40:59,292 - It's all the rave. It's what everyone's doing nowadays. 974 00:40:59,325 --> 00:41:02,862 It's what the kids do. - Penniless. Wait, no. 975 00:41:02,896 --> 00:41:05,098 Penniless? It's worthless. No, not worthless. 976 00:41:05,131 --> 00:41:07,934 It's... You know what I mean. 977 00:41:07,967 --> 00:41:10,236 - It's priceless. 978 00:41:10,904 --> 00:41:13,340 - Hard credit, food stamps. 979 00:41:13,573 --> 00:41:16,142 - You still can't buy this unseen whoopee cushion 980 00:41:16,176 --> 00:41:17,344 fart device. 981 00:41:17,610 --> 00:41:19,312 - Put your money where your mouth is. 982 00:41:19,346 --> 00:41:20,880 Even though you can't buy it. 983 00:41:21,114 --> 00:41:22,449 - Whoopee cushion. 984 00:41:23,416 --> 00:41:24,851 Would you put a price on it? 985 00:41:25,251 --> 00:41:26,419 I wouldn't. 986 00:41:28,288 --> 00:41:30,490 Iain: Departures, please call, uh... 987 00:41:30,523 --> 00:41:32,125 What's the number? All right. 988 00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:34,494 We don't have one because money can't buy it. 989 00:41:35,562 --> 00:41:37,530 We'll be making the world a better place 990 00:41:37,564 --> 00:41:41,101 same time next week on Beach Hut Blitz. 991 00:41:43,770 --> 00:41:45,305 That's all, folks. 992 00:41:45,672 --> 00:41:47,674 Have a great week y'all. 993 00:41:48,108 --> 00:41:50,210 That's American for "you all". 994 00:41:50,477 --> 00:41:51,711 See you next week. 995 00:41:53,279 --> 00:41:53,380 [Uplifting music] 72601

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