All language subtitles for Hindi Medium (2017) E_track3_[eng]

Yes , m ister.

Welcome , welcome. Sister, all the
designs have furned old waiting for you .

And you're com ing now.

Th is isn't right.

Let it be . . .
Th is isn't our age to wear new desig ns.

It's the new generation who
will flau nf their new sfyle .

We'll just sit and watch .

- Sisfer.
- Yes.

Is th is M ita?

She's grown u p now.

- Say 'hello', dear.
- Hello.

We're all like fam ily, dear.

Son , show her all the variety.

The ch ildren of today clearly
know what fhey want.

G ive it, dear.

- She was saying . . .
- The wh ite one.

- Th is is exacfly how she wants it done.
- l see.

I told her fhat our local tailor
will sfifch it for you .

Well sister,
your daughter's qu ite modern .

All children are
qu ite modern fhese days.

You're absolutely right.

But my son , Raj is very sim ple.

Take her measurements.

Thaf's rig hf.
Come here , dear.

- Shoulder; 1 41*.
- Yes.

Wait. . . Yeah ...

Don't you fhink
the back is too deep?

I will try falking to her.
Change it accord ing ly.

Mom . . . it'll com pletely
ru in fhe design .

We m ust consider the desig n of the
neigh bou rhood wafch as well , M ita.

Get the receipf.

G ive her a receipf.

- M aster.
- Yes...

Stitch a net under here.

- Hello.
- Hello.

U ncle doesn'f
know m uch about desig ns.

I do.

L'll stitch it for you .
Same to same .

Same to same .

Same to same .

I'll come back affer a couple of days .
Did you get the receipt, M ifa?

- Let's go.
- Yes.

Don't fake too long th is fime .

Don'f worry af all .

- Good bye .
- Good bye .

Bye, dear.

"I've been trying fo spin
a web arou nd you wifh my words."

"My eyes always
look for you ."

"Call it my insan ity or
my obsession ."

"Like an angel , that's you ."

"Like an angel , that's you ."

"If you hear my silence. . ."

"They on ly talk about you ."

"The one fhing
I . . . always d ream about. . ."

"Is falling in love wifh you ."

"You can call it love...

"but, its not com plefely my fau lt."

"Like an angel , that's you ."

"Like an angel , that's you ."

Fiffy percenf off!
Fiffy percenf off!

Man ish Malhotra.
Fiffy percenf off!

Hello, sir.

Hello madam , at least take a look.

Fiffy percenf off!
M adam , fifty percent off.

Let's go .

How about we give you one
Sabyasachi free wifh two Abu Jan is?

- Original copy?
- Absolutely orig inal .

Isn't that amazing? Like it?

It's so-so...

Fine , what are you looking for?

- You know.
- Sabyasach i or Abu Jani?

- You know Deepika's. . .
- Tell me your range .

- You know like Kareena Kapoor.
- Or maybe fhe color com binafion .

- It's like.
- Loose or fitting?

M um .

Son , why don'f you fin ish
asking you r questions first?

You haven't shown us
anyth ing worfh ou r while

buf, asked us over
a thousand questions.

U n believable , aunty.

I mean , a guy shou ld know
what you're looking for.

Rig ht?

Well , never m ind . This time
I'm going to show you someth ing

that's going to
blow you r m ind , away.

You won'f find another piece
like th is all over the city.

I guarantee you thaf.

- Show us somefhing n ice.
- Of cou rse .

You've on ly been making tall claims.

G uarantee.
Here you go.

Look.

- N ice, isn't it?
- Isn't fhat amazing , h u h?

You'll look really
amazing , d raped in th is .

If's defin itely good but
first show me the orig inal design .

You will look
incred ible in th is

- but see it for you rself.
- Show.

It's com pletely identical .

Can anyone say it's nof?

The color is com pletely off.

Th is is 'light-wh ite'
and that's 'brig ht-whife'.

- It's d ifferenf.
- The desig n's d ifferenf, too.

Look at the fitting .
That fiffing is just too good .

- Look at thaf g irl's figure!
- Mom .

Why don'f you go
sell if to her instead?

Stop wasting our fime .

Let's go , dear.

We d idn't come here
to get h um iliated . OK.

If I lose two more kgs

I'll look hoffer than Katrina.

- Believe me, au nty.
- I've told you a thousand fimes .

Always know your customer, Chofu .

You shou ld know their
society before showing the variety.

You shou ld know who's
com ing from where

or what design they
like or what color su its them .

Once , you know fhat

fhen show one amazing
piece , that melts their hearf.

Myself Raj Batra.

Owner of Batra Fashion Sfud io.

'Owner.'

Move .

So madam , what wou ld you like to see?

How about somefhing
from a hep designer?

Aww, you look jusf like Kareena.

You're going to love noth ing
shorf of, Manish Malhofra .

See mom ,
I told you there's a resem blance.

Chofu , go fake off M an ish's skirt,
from u psfairs.

That's what I showed them .

Fine, then get me
someth ing from downstairs.

Get the fresh stock.
The ones we haven't opened , yet.

New?

You just have to go downstairs.

Sfop asking questions
and just go get if.

He asks, too many q uestions.

Tea or coffee?

Well , she's the bride

so, I think she shou ld
stick to d iet coke for a few days .

What about you? Whaf would you prefer?

Ice-cream su ndae or butterm ilk?

Well , bufterm ilk af th is
time will be too heavy.

I fhink you should ask
Dolly, what she wou ld prefer?

- You want fo, don't you?
- You say, will you?

Do you want to?

If you order an ice-cream su ndae,
I'll share it with you .

Fine , we'll keep if light.
Will share one ice-cream su ndae .

Come on , you don't have
to be so strict with your dad?

Rig ht.

It's a bit on fhe expensive side .

- Gef an ice-cream su ndae!
- H u h

Get an ice-cream sundae!

This is a little expensive .

But, you're going to love th is stuff.

You see, we don't sell
th is stuff at the shop.

It's d irecfly delivered to VI Ps.

Man ish Malhotra's,
lafest Bridal Collection , first copy.

Man ish Malhotra!

If anyone looks better
than fhe bride

then he will qu it designing .

Show us some more in th is style.

If you see a couple more ,

you'll want fo get
married a cou ple of times more .

Lolz.

Gef me that trad ifional wear.

Now fhis - heavy veil , trad ifional .

O ne look from fhe g room's parents and

their hearts will melt.

Th is one wifh
backless blouse , very modern .

Once the groom lays eyes
on you , he won't be able fo look away.

Th is is trad itional and
th is is modern .

Trad itional ! Modern !

The phone's ringing .
Get if.

M u m , he makes both sound g reat.

How about I show you another one?

I don'f know which one fo buy.

It's the Goddess calling .

Hold th is.

H ello , yeah , l am out of here.
On fhe way. On fhe way.

Yeah .

Leaving?

- You're leaving?
- I have fo go.

But, you're leaving your cusfomer. It
says right there , 'Customer is God'.

Customer 'is' God but,
wife is fhe su preme being .

"Let's go, you r beloved is calling ."

First you apply the
mosq u ito repellent and

then you can go out and play.

But madam ,
there are no mosq uifoes anymore.

M osqu itoes are not
seasonal like mangoes.

I sfill hear news of people
suffering from dengue and malaria .

Those are from the previous season ,
who haven'f been freated , yet.

I see , you're qu ite well informed .

I think you should qu it as a maid and

fry the Healfh
M inisfry, instead .

Mom , it's too sticky.

Pia , don'f come com plain ing
to me when you get a su n burn .

Th is is an u m brella for you r
skin , dear.

D id n'f we see thaf com mercial?

Come on , good girl !

One second .

H ere you go, this will protect
you from any head injury.

Mom , l can'f move!

I can't move . You'll
catch a cold , ofherwise .

M adam , how's she going
to play if she's d ressed like a robof?

She looks like an asfronauf
preparing fo go fo the moon .

I'll show you , how.

Come on , come with me.

Come, come, come .

Now, thaf's clean .

Come.
Come , Pia .

Come, come, come .

Did you gef hurt?

- Now do you know, how?
- Yes, madam .

I am going out with your, sir.

So, give Pia a small
snack at 3:00 and

g ive her a bath at 4 : 1 5

- with hot and cold water, m ixed .
- Yeah .

Don't leave her hair wet and

remem ber to switch
off fhe fan and AC first.

Yes , also-

show her Zugu lu lu on Chuch u TV.

But, don't let her watch
for more than 30 m in ufes .

Or her eyesight will become weak.

- Will you remem ber everyth ing?
- Yes, madam .

Yeah , bye.

M itho, you are taking me for a d rive
whereas I shou ld be at the shop right now.

We're not going for a d rive ,
we're going fo select a school for Pia.

The O N LOO K magazine has pu blished
a list of the Top 5 schools .

Don'f these people
have beffer stuff to do?

They are always com ing
ouf wifh new lists.

Top 5 Resfauranfs ,
Top 5 Holiday Resorts.

Raj , let's concentrate on the school .

Okay.

Raj , th is is Prakriti School !

No m ugging u p here.

You know, they feach everyth ing
through m usic and dance.

Look.

Sixfy two, sixty th ree ,
sixty fou r, sixty five , sixty six.

What has the world come to?

H ello...

Back in the day, teachers
wou ld give us a whacking .

Thaf's what you'd expect
if you study in a governmenf school .

I don't u nderstand
these fech n iq ues, M itho.

I mag ine, learn ing math fhrough music.

You neither remem ber
the song nor num bers.

Do you know betfer
fhan 'ON LOO K' Magazine?

Th is school is in second position
amongst the top 5 schools in the cify.

Second position .

Su raj Valley H igh School .

Is th is a school or five star hotel?

Why don't we take adm ission , as well?

Well , even schools fhese days are
nothing shorf of a five sfar hotel .

I see.

AC classrooms. Continental canteens.

And their swim m ing pools are-

fem perature controlled .

I ncrease or decrease, when you want.

Can't the parents take a d ip, too?

G reat!

Ou r child's futu re is still d icey and

you want to fake a d ip, instead .

Well , parenfs will have more fu n .

Can you spell - 'swim m ing pool'?

If I do , will fhey let me take a dip?

Fine .
Tell me , what is it?

- Swim m ing?
- Yeah .

- SWl M M I N G .
- Yes, what is it?

- Firsf comes 'S'
- Yes , what nexf.

You can spell the rest yourself.

- Look. . .
- It's not thaf hard .

Th is is, Crossroad School .

It's in fourth position .

They have a tie up with Eton .

Where's Eton? Somewhere near Noida?

N ever th in k beyond Delh i .

If's like a g rave sin .

- Eton is in England .
- Eng land?

How can ou r little g irl go to E ng land?

- Raj .
- She isn'f going fo England !

M ita , I beg you .

Do whaf you like

buf, l am not parting ways
with my ch ild .

Who's send ing her, anywhere?

- Sou nds more like exile .
- Raj .

What do you want her to be ,
Oueen Victoria?

Raj , listen fo me.

Listen fo what? !
How d id England come in all th is?

Raj , that's the num ber one school .

Delh i G rammar School .

Doesn't look like num ber one, fo me.

The biggesf industrial tycoons and
politicians of fhis cou ntry

g raduated out of th is museum , Raj .

Are they going fo put
u p Piaa's photo here, as well?

Su re , why nof?

But, there's one problem .

They give ad m ission forms

to fhose who live close by.

With in th ree kilomefers.

Then , why come here?

Ou r home in Chand n i Chowk is
nowhere with in these th ree kilometers

- But, we can be with in th ree kilomefers.
- What?

All you've got to do,
is get a house in Vasant Vihar.

Th is school m ig ht
be a h undred years old

but ou r home wasn't
builf yesterday, either.

We're nof going anywhere.

Let's find another school .

- M itho, let's eaf.
- I am not hung ry.

Gef u p.

Lef me sleep, please.

Come on let's eat.

Come on .

Raj , I am not in the mood .
Please let me sleep.

I know how to fix your mood .

The only way fo fix
my mood is to move to Vasanf Vihar.

Isn't there any other way
apart from moving to Vasant Vihar?

What ofher way?

We can'f let Pia study

in fhe same govern ment
school , we d id .

- M itho, we're doing well .
- Raj .

J ust doing well , isn'f enough .

She won't learn anyth ing
in a govern ment school .

Poor th ing , will be afraid
of speaking fo anyone .

She'll be terrified
if anyone speaks in E nglish .

She will be a m isfit in society.

Then , she will be
lonely and depressed .

- Whaf if she starts doing drugs?
- Hold on .

Sfop pred icting her future .

Eng lish isn't jusf a language
in th is country, it's a 'class'.

The best way
to be a part of th is class ,

is to study in a good school .

We can't let Pia end ure, whaf we d id .

Stay in fouch .

You m usf come for Monfu's wedd ing .

We'll be send ing the
bride away, in your car.

Take care.

- See you .
- Bye.

Take care.

You're leaving , Raj .

Th is time we'll be
casting someone else

for the role of
Jatayu in 'Ram leela'.

Do you hear, what he's saying?

I'll sef the stage on fire .

J ust try and casf someone else .

Raj , shall we?

Brother Raj! Brother Raj!

Mom has sent some snacks for you .

Raj , shall we?

Come on .

O h Raj , even l wasn't
so emotional d uring my wedd ing .

Come. Come.

Carefu l . that's g lassware,
careful wifh that!

H ello .

What fhe ...

Bring if in . Bring
it all inside, carefu lly!

Carefu l , that's my grand pa!

Oh my God !

Raj , whaf a beautifu l home!

Thank you so m uch .
Than k you , I loved if!

What's wrong , darling?

How will we adjusf here, M itho?

There's nofhing arou nd here.

There's no cou rfyard in fhe house .

Courtyard?

Why will you m iss a cou rfyard
when I'm here?

I love you , baby.

Madam , where do I keep this TV?

Raj , are we going to keep th is

or get a new one in exchange?

We already changed our house , now
you're chang ing the TV,

just don't change me next, M itho .

Raj , you're in Vasant Vihar now.

You m usf get rid of
you r Chand n i Chowk style.

Stop calling me, M ifho.

H u h? What else should l call you?

You can call me...

What will you call me?

Honey.

Yeah , that will be alrig ht?

- What?
- Honey.

Honey?

We m ust change everyfhing , Raj?

Ofherwise , no one will
befriend Pia because of you .

Do kids here judge fathers
before becom ing friends?

Sometimes they befriend you
based on you r car.

This is hig h sociefy, sir.

I don'f see any kids
playing arou nd here.

How will she make friends?

Don't worry, I've
a plan for that, too.

At least, tell me
where to keep this TV.

Take if home, Honey's busy.

Oh man ...

Whiskey for the genfleman .

J u ice for the lady.

What's th is. . . looks like sweetmeaf?

Caviar, sir. Beluga Caviar.

- How is it, sir?
- Tasfes greaf.

- What's in if?
- Fish eggs, sir.

Oh no...

You know whaf, get me some fritters.

Fritters,
pizza, burger. . .gef those for me.

- Don't bring th is again .
- Sure.

Take if away.

If's going fo take some
time to acqu ire a taste for it.

- O h man . . .
- Who told you to eaf that?

Listen ...

Don'f serve your local stuff
in the im ported whiskey bottles?

Don't be so stressed ,
M itho. . . it's a party.

Let's have some fun .

I d id n't fhrow th is party for fu n ,
sweethearf?

- Chill out.
- lt's for Pia fo make new friends.

- She will . . .she will . . .
- So that she can m ix wifh the crowd .

Chill , sweefhearf.

- Excuse me , ma'am .
- Yeah .

- Suris are here.
- Oh , okay.

Come, Raj .

Leave thaf. Let's go.

H i . Come-come-come...

M ita?

H i , Kabir.

Whaf are you doing here?

Well , you invifed Ayaan
so h is father will come along too.

Oh . . . I see .

- This is my wife , Aarti .
- H i . - H i ...

My husband .

Myself Raj Batra.

Owner of Batra Fashion Sfud io.

Here you go...

Oh h . . .thank you .

What wou ld you like to have ,
my dear?

Please. . .everyth ing's im ported .

I'll have a Mojifo.

Hey man . . .come here.

Ask her what she wanfs.

- Do you drin k wh iskey?
- Yes.

- How about a large?
- Sure.

Come on , I'll make one for you .

Come...

So, you guys know each other?

J ust went to the same
college. . .just friends.

Come in ,
please . . .don't just stand there .

Come.

Papa. . . papa. . . papa. . . it's our song .

"I stay awake at n ig hf m issing
you and cou nfing stars."

"I cannot stop my tears of sorrows."

"I stay awake at n ig hf m issing
you and cou nfing stars."

"I cannot stop my
fears of sorrow."

"You r love makes me suffer!"

"You r love makes me suffer!"

"You r love makes me suffer!"

"You r love makes me suffer!"

Wait, l'll be right back.
I'll fix the fuse.

Oh , God . . . not a blown fuse...

What are you doing?

What happened?

There's no blown fuse . . .
I turned off fhe electricify.

Why?

What was that awfu l dance
you were doing in fhere?

Ifs Pia's favorite song .

She's having so m uch
fun . . .everyone's having fu n .

No one's having fu n ,
Raj . . .fhey are making fun of you .

I don't know why you
don'f undersfand this.

You're out of Chand n i
Chowk, Raj , but...

...Chand n i Chowk isn't out of you .

Th is is terrible.

- Fine , I won't dance. . .
- Please. Please. Don't...

For my sake .

Fine. . . Come ,
lef's get back to the party. Come on .

- Let's go upstairs.
- J ust a m inute, I'll be with you .

You go.

- Ch ill .
- Raj , I said I am com ing .

Come.

I d id n't expecf that.

- Come on . . .
- Once more.

O nce more. . . once more ...

No more dance.

- Come on .
- Come on , Raj .

- No more dancing .
- You dance really well .

Well . . . I've been banned from dancing .

- H ey m ister, change fhe song .
- Okay sir.

- Play somefhing else.
- Sure.

Mom .

What happened?
Why are you crying?

Weren't you playing?

- No one's playing with me.
- Did you fig ht?

No , I d id n't fig ht.

Okay, stop crying .

I'll go ask why they
are not playing wifh you .

Come with me .

H ey, kids .

H i .

- Why don'f you play with Pia?
- She talks in H ind i .

Why don'f you talk
in H ind i as well?

M om says don't talk in H ind i .

Buf Pia's your besf friend , son .
She just wants to play wifh you .

I also want fo marry you ...

... but for that we need to falk.
- She's got a point.

Come Ayaan , let's go home.

Why do you stop fhe
kids from speaking in H ind i?

Is it a bad habit fo talk in H ind i?

No-no-no, if's not a bad habit.

- But it's not allowed in their school .
- I see...

Buf fh is isn't school ,
you don't need to worry so m uch .

I know.

But you don'f need fo
worry about school either.

You can send her anywhere .

It doesn't really matter.

Mean ing?

I mean . . .you guys own
a shop in Chand n i Chowk.

And you r kids will also contin ue
doing just fhat.

But our kids can'f do thaf.

We send fhem to top
schools of Delh i ...

...so fhat they can do
somefhing when fhey g row up .

Bu ild their futu re .

Pia will definitely do
somefh ing with her life too .

And your kids aren't the
only ones going to 'elife' schools.

Soon Pia will be going fhere foo.

Come , Pia .

- What was thaf?
- 'Elife .'

Mom , it's h u rting .

Pia , from now on on ly English .

Mom , it's h u rting .

Delhi's biggesf
race beg ins tomorrow.

And l am not
talking about any marafhon .

I am talking about Delh i
school nu rsery ad m issions.

Fou rfeen schools will start d istributing
their forms from fomorrow.

Lef's see wh ich
parents win th is race .

- Is there a q ueue?
- Yes.

- Oueue for the ad m ission?
- Yes?

- For the ad m ission form?
- Yes...

Hey m ister, these 253 people
don't enjoy stand ing in a queue.

- Come on . . . beh ind me .
- What?

- You're no. 254 .
- Did you come early morning?

Yes, l came at 5am .

I've been stand ing here since 4am .

I got in the queue at
1 2 :00 am . . . haven't moved since.

You haven't gone
anywhere since 1 2 :00 am?

- I came prepared .
- This is mad ness.

If's not mad ness,
it's school adm ission .

- Hello.
- Raj . Whaf about lunch?

I had a big portion of
pushing and shoving , sweefhearf.

G uess there's still more fo come.

Is the queue that long?

Yes it is thaf long because
there are so many quotas.

There are q uofas for the
alum n i , quota for siblings.

Ordinary people like us are jusf
condem ned fo stand ing in q ueues .

And even if we gef the form ad m ission
will be on fhe basis of observafion .

Observation?

Observation is another
word for inferviews.

Keep moving m ister,
fhis is not a barber shop.

Oh I see!

Okay. . .just get the form .

- We'll see whaf to do next.
- Okay.

You sfud ied af Delhi G ram mar School ,
d id n't you?

Can you put in a
recom mendation for Pia?

Adm ission in Delh i G ram mar School?!

Okay...

But such an approach ...

...can be more negative than positive.

- But. . .
- So you can't help, rig ht?

D id I say fhat?

There's a way.

I am send ing you the
num ber of a consu ltant.

Consultant? For nursery adm ission?

Trust me. . .she's helped
a lot of parents get adm ission .

Than k you .

That's your sheet,
M rs. Batra , and that's yours.

1 0 :00 am will be a
basic mafh class , okay?

And at 1 2 will be a
swim m ing class at fhe clu b.

At 2 English class.

At 4 . . .
basic good manners and habifs...

Whaf's she saying ...

- Is there a problem?
- No-no, if's noth ing .

Okay. At 6 o'clock is the
Arf and M usic class at the Gallery.

Actually. . .all fhe classes
are so con necfed ...

I mean . . .when will she eat or sleep?

When will she eat or sleep!

Like I said before. . .you're foo late.

Parents book me d u ring pregnancy.

During the firsf trimester.

- Preg nancy?
- Yes...

Your kid has a lot of catch ing
u p fo do. You understand , right?

- She's a bright kid .
- Of cou rse .

She won't need all these classes.

Pia. . . Pia, come here ch ild .

Come, dear.

Tell her a poem , child .

- Tell au nfy a poem . . . poem .
- English poem , Raj . English poem .

Tell her a poem , child .

Two lines at a fime .

Come on , ch ild ...

Come on , ch ild ...

Children always hum iliate
you at the rig ht fime .

Come on , dear...

She keeps chanting all the time otherwise.
But never when we fell her fo .

She does when she wanfs to.

- Come on , dear. . .
- It's okay.

She will when she is ready.

Come.

You know,
we've all kinds of toys here .

Sensory toys,
d iscovery foys . . .STE M toys.

Whatever you want Pia .

Oho d inosaur!

Aara, we have friends here .

Two d inosaurs?

Th is one's a Tyrannosau rus
Rex and th is one is a Stegosaurus.

I see . . .wh ich one's going fo win?

Obviously Tyrannosau rus ,
lt's a carn ivore.

Wondertu l Aara, superb.

Good morn ing , Parth .

- Buonas d ias! Bonjou r! G uten morgen !
- Morgen .

- [Speaks in German] .
- Yeah .

Su per

What d id he say?

One language is never enough ,
M r. Batra .

H e's trilingual . . .and
a sitar player as well .

I see...

He's pertormed at fhat
I nd ia I nternational Cenfre ,

just last month .

Your ch ild will be com peting
wifh these child ren .

"Twinkle-Twin kle litfle star."

"How l wonder what you are ."

Yes, dear. . .whaf you are .

What you are is whaf you are .

Dhruv, I can see you .
Don'f bite you r nails.

Come...

- Fine. . .we'll send our ch ild .
- G reat.

- So when can she starf?
- Right now.

But it won't be just Pia ...

... in fact, you fwo will
also have to undergo train ing .

No-no . . .we don't want any train ing .
lt's her ad m ission . Train fhe kid .

She will work hard .

We can pay you extra .

Su re . If fhat's what you'd like,
M r. Batra .

- No problem . . .
- No...

But. . . if you don't get frain ing ...

...then , Pia won't gef adm ission
in a good n u rsery school .

And if she doesn't
get into a top school ...

...fhen , she's not going
to gef into any good college ...

...anywhere in the cou ntry.

And without a good
college on her resu me ...

...she's not going
to get a job in an M N C .

And without a good job . . .all
her friends will surpass her.

Exactly.

And she will be leff alone.

Exactly.

And if she's left alone ,
she will th in k she's a failu re .

She will be depressed .

- And whaf if she starts doing drugs?
- Wait-wait...

We'll do whatever you wanf us to do ,
tell us whaf to do.

- G reaf. . .
- What to do?

So the first step is. . .filling
the school application form .

Remem ber, M r. Batra. Th is
is the firsf rou nd of elim ination .

One word can make or break Pia's life.

Yes .

- G reat.
- Than k you .

See you tomorrow.

It's baen 25yaars.

TIme fur Mabisbmatl(mytbicaiPIace)
tu coma un tbis sida uftba waii.

Oniy a mystlcal serPant
cuuld braak tbis wall.

And so i did.

Sbe rs forgutten
all about Mabisbmati.

Sbe duesn 't avan remember
it's been 25years.

Raj ...

- So Iet's remind ber.
- Raj, are yuu Iistening?

- Yeah . . .
- What yeah?

Raj , whaf are you doing?

J ust a m in ufe ,
Honey. . .just one m in ute.

J usf turn that off.

The serpent is about to take revenge.

I've filled the form .
J ust go fhrough it once.

If someone asks you ,
you shou ld know what's in it.

Okay.

- Don't forgef to take a look.
- Okay.

I am going fo bed .

Gu spillyourpoison.

She's done it. . . She's done it!

Profile of fhe ch ild .

Pia Batra .

Pia has a ...

...cu rious nafure.

She is always asking . . .question .

What is th is? Th is isn't working .

'Rapidex. . .'
Yeah , th is one's rig ht...

Pia has an . . . inspecting
nature. . .which is im porfant...

...su bsfance...

- May I?
- Yeah .

- Please. . .
- Raj , let me...

Allow me .

Pia has inspecting nature.

She has im porfant su bstance
in her body language.

She questions every answers,
every object, every item .

She exams. . . new th ings.

I nspecfion on
everyth ing . . .actions-reactions.

She is very-very specialist child .

- Okay.
- Fin ished?

Yeah ...

D id you wrife it?

Surprised , aren't you?

I spent the entire n ig ht. . .scan ned
fhrough the entire d icfionary.

Th is is George, he's a writer.
He will help you .

- Help?
- Yeah .

Wasn't fhat right?

Fu ll marks for efforf M r. Batra ,
but th is is not going to work.

U nderstand thaf.

Pia .

She has a mafurity about her, that
is balanced by a bewitching charm ...

...and a delightfu l sense of h u mor.

She is everyth ing a parent could want.

Brig ht, ind ustrious. . . but
most im portanfly fo us...

... honest and hum ble.

We're very blessed to
have Pia as our daughter.

Wonderfu l , sir. . .sim ply wonderful .

I cou ld hard ly recog n ize
it was our daug hter.

Ch ild , give father a kiss.

I love Pia a lot.

Buf l am com pletely im pressed by her.

Than k you , sir.

Pia's im pressed everyone.

Now it's our tu rn .

"Why does everyone go
affer G ucci and Arman i?"

"Check out fhe tags of brands."

"Why does everyone go
affer G ucci and Arman i?"

"Check out fhe tags of brands."

Send it fo me and I'll revert back.

You've fo send me someth ing , yeah ...

Send me the spreadsheef...

"Why does everyone go
affer G ucci and Arman i?"

I will . . . I will call you back.

"Check out fhe tags of brands."

Wow.

Wow. . .amazing .

You two look like a brand sfore.

- We do own a brand store. Exactly fhat.
- Right.

We thought. . .we shou ld
get thaf upper-class feeling .

Otherwise we'll look d ifferent
com pared to fhe other parents.

Rig ht.

Well . . .you two are looking d ifferent.

But you see . . .rich
people don'f show off.

'Less is more.'

'Less is more?'

Less is more...

I'll just call someone
who will explain it to you .

H ello .

H i , darling . I know you're
really exhausfed affer fash ion week...

But there are two people
who really need you r help.

H elp?

Yeah . . .fhanks darling , I owe you .
Big fime .

Okay, bye .

Lucius is going fo help you .

Before you leave just come
in my office and take the num ber.

Whaf's the problem?

Okay. . . if's a mock inferview,
but take it seriously.

Okay.

Ready?

Okay.

If your ch ild refuses to go to school ,
what will you do?

Well . . .we'll defin itely
not hif or scold her.

Thaf's a relief, very good .

We'll say "If you go fo school ,
we'll g ive you a lollypop".

- What?
- Lollypop .

- Lollypop?
- Lollypop .

Whaf. . . is wrong with you , M r. Bafra?

How can you do that?

Bribing is not right.

I mean . . .you can't offer her
a lollypop fo send her to school .

- Bribing is nof rig hf.
- Right.

We'll ask her why she
doesn't want to go to school .

Because you see , somefimes ...

...what appears small to us ,
m ight be a big problem for the kids.

Yeah ...

But no matter what,
bribing fhe ch ild is nof rig ht.

This is my favorife question .

How will you introduce the
concepf of 'Poverty' to you r child?

Why do. . .we need to introduce poverty?

Doesn'f fhat kind of exist
everywhere in ou r cou ntry?

We've beggars af every nook
and corner begging for alms ...

We won't need to introd uce them .

Th in k these th ings if you want,
but please ...

...don't say such
th ings in the inferview.

If fhey ask you fhis question ...

...just say "Sharing
is Caring" and then ...

Sharing is Caring .

- Sharing is Caring .
- Very good .

Sm ile.

We'll take the kid fo the orphanage.

Orphanage.

Orphanage.

We'll take her to fhe orphanage...

...and ask her to share her
toys with the u nderprivileged kids...

...so fhat she undersfands.

Because Caring is Sharing .

- Sharing . . .
- H u h .

- Sharing .
- That's whaf l said .

First 'sharing' fhen 'caring'.

Because Sharing is...

What was it?

Lord , the inferview was amazing ...

... lef the result be jusf as great.

Offerings every Tuesday.

Offerings every Tuesday.

Lord . . . if's a very hum ble request.

Offerings every morn ing .

I just wanf my ch ild to get ad m ission .

I'll offer a blan kef every Su nday.

J ust get my ch ild fhe ad m ission .
Please-please-please.

Jesus , please lef my
ch ild get the adm ission .

I will fire cand le
every Su nday in church .

Please lef her get ad m ission .

Listen , we've been
praying to so many Gods...

... I hope it doesn't
cause a problem later.

Someone will answer our prayers, Raj .

I mean I hope the Gods
don't push if on each other...

...saying "You do if".

Wait-waif...

M ister, you've leff
your mobile beh ind ...

Outside.

Move. . . move, m isfer...

M isfer, you d ropped
you r purse on the floor.

Move . . .
M ister...

M ister...

- O h . . .252 .
- 254 .

- Did you gef it?
- Raj ...

We got in .

Raj , let's check ahead .

Come-come...

Move . . . m ister, please...

Thaf's the wrong list...

Move. . . move , back.
Principal . . .com ing fhrough .

- What are you doing?
- Move. . . move ...

- Check her name.
- Yes.

- Look on the right.
- Yes.

How can you see if?
You can'f even spell 'Ad m ission'.

Buf l can spell Pia . . .
you're just too m uch .

- You see if. . .
- Move .

Pia. . . Pia...

Do you see if?

Do you see if?

Pia . . . Pia ...

Where are you looking?

Move. . . move. . .
M isfer. . . please .

If's okay.

Th is is not fhe last one .

We've gof fou r more schools to go .

The consu ltant said
we shou ld n't pan ic.

Don't panic.

Don't panic.

Can we pan ic now?

Fou r schools have
declared their resulfs...

... but Pia's name wasn't in any of it.

On ly Delh i G rammar School is left now.

You even made us u ndergo
train ing for Pia's sake.

And the inferviews were
great. . .so what was the problem?

There is no problem wifh you r kid .

Then what is the problem?

The school doesn'f want to give
adm ission fo shopkeepers' ch ild ren .

Madam , it's not some failor's shop .

It's a fashion stud io.

I am a businessman .
They call me fhe local tycoon .

You may be a business fycoon ...

... but the schools th in k,
if the parents aren'f well-educated ...

...they won'f pay m uch attention
to their ch ild ren's ed ucation .

How can they say such a fhing?

Look. . .we're very serious
about ou r child's ed ucafion .

Not me . . .the schools feel fhis .

You m ust u nderstand if's not personal .

And don't worry.

I've made a list of some more schools .

A 'B-List'

Keep these B-list schools to you rself.

Come, M ita .

L'll show you whaf a businessman is.

Come.

Lad ies first.

Excellent.

So M r. Batra, what's u p?

- All fine at the shop?
- Well ...

- No problem with the M CD .
- No-no...

The way you politicians
u nderstand people,

even people don't understand
themselves as well .

Thaf's exactly why we're
here. . .at your service.

Well . . .go on , tell me .

- I want a small favor.
- Yes.

You m usf have heard
of Delh i Gram mar School .

Yes , everyone has.
lt's the best school in the city.

- Best?
- Yes...

Well . . . I wanted my child
to get ad m ission in that school ...

...so, if I can gef
a letter from the CM .

You see. . . M r. Batra ,
getfing a letter is not a problem .

But you m ust u nderstand
it won't do you any good .

What?

You see. . .once before
I got a letfer...

...from the P M 's office
for a child's ad m ission .

But Delh i G ram mar School's
principal . . . is very sfrict.

She tore the lefter in half.

Let it be , M r. Bafra . . .why
don't you apply for a liquor license .

I'll get it in 2 days.

How about a gu n license?

Everyone's carrying one fhese days.

So you can'f do it?

What do you th ink th is is?
A vegetable market?

Sorry ma'am , I thought th is
is how it normally works...

Ma'am , l was on ly giving donation ...

Do you fh ink th is is a joke?
How dare you trot in wifh a bag of money?

If I call the cops now...

...they will teach you a lesson .

If I ever see you
on th is cam pus again ...

...then , l will blacklisf your kid .

And she won't get ad m ission
anywhere in Delhi .

Don't just sfand there. Gef out!

- Let's go.
- Sorry. . . sorry.

Send the nexf appoinfment in .

Raj Batra.

Raj Batra.

Who is Raj Batra?

- Deepak D h ingra .
- Yes, sir.

Come.

Hey Honey. . .why are
you sitting in the dark?

Weren't you supposed
to go for a kitty party?

What happened?

- I had fo cancel my plan .
- Why?

What happened?

The mothers whose ch ild ren
go to Prakrifi School ...

... have a separate kifty parfy grou p.

So does the New Capital School .

My child d id n't get
into any of these schools.

So wh ich kiffy parfy do I affend !

Even kitty parties
are being decided ...

...on the basis of ch ild ren's
school . . .fhat's too m uch .

Forgef it, Raj .

These kitty parties don't
make a d ifference to me .

How abouf some good news?

Any progress on the ad m ission?

Well . . . I . . .all's good ...

I mean . . . I am trying , Honey.

Trying .

I am trying really hard .

Raj , you're still trying?

What do you mean you're trying?

Look. . .you're done trying .

You know, let's do one fhing .

Let's pack our bags and
go back to your Chand ni Chowk.

Trying .

Don't talk to me like fhat.

Sir. . .Chotu from the shop is here.

What do you want me to do?
Welcome him?

Send h im in .

Yes .

Calm down ...

- Hello, madam . Hello, sir.
- Yeah .

You d id n't come to fhe shop, so...

... I thoug ht I'll come over
personally and offer fhe sweets.

Looks like he's had anofher ch ild .

How many kids are
you going to have, Chofu?

No-no. . . my daughter got
adm ission in an Eng lish Med iu m school .

- Wow, Chotu .
- Yes.

- Thaf's good news .
- Yes.

Which school?

Prakriti School .

Wh ich Prakrifi is fhis?

There's just one Prakriti .

- Prakriti School .
- Yes , thaf...

- How d id she get ad m ission?
- All fhanks to sir.

- Sir?
- Than ks fo sir?

Who?
What d id l do?

- All fhanks to him?
- But I d id n't do anyth ing .

- He's lying .
- Because of me.

It is because of h im .

Sir sent me to collect the form .

So, there was a queue for
the u nderprivileged as well .

I got in fhat line too,
and gof a form .

Well . . . it's all about luck.

Wifh God's grace ...

...soon Pia and Ran i
will sfudy togefher.

Really. . .you do have God's blessings.

Yes, of course.

- Congratulations.
- Than k you .

Have a sweet.

Go back to fhe shop ,
I'll see you there.

Should I leave?

I am trying .

M itho...

She's angry.

I am in big frou ble now.

Lef's try the sweets.

Eat the sweet.

Af least you helped someone out.

So 1 0 o'clock is a basic mafh class .

Okay.

1 2 o'clock is swim m ing at the club .

And fhen at 2 english class...

- So madam , whaf now?
- What?

I would like to have a word wifh you .

What can l do, M r. Batra?

O pen a new school for you r kid?

You can'f because
you're ru n n ing th is shop.

What?

You're run n ing a shop here.

Excuse me M r. and M rs. Sharma ,
I'll be back.

Than k you .

Yes...

- Can't you speak softly?
- How can we speak softly?

We've been having sleepless nig hts.

Why?

The ch ild of my
salesman gof ad m ission ...

Please, keep you r volume down .

H is ch ild gof adm ission
in the same school ...

...where we've been
trying for so long .

- M usf be th rough RTE .
- H u h?

- Right To Ed ucafion .
- What is thaf?

What do we do with if?

Every school needs to keep 25 percent
reservafion . . .for the poor kids.

- So?
- U nderstand?

Accord ing fo the ru les,
thaf's their rig ht.

Don't we have any rights?

Keep it down . . .down , M r. Batra.

Don't we deserve a good
education for our ch ild?

There is one option ...

... but I don't th in k
you can go thaf far.

- J usf fell me. . .
- Fill the form . . .fhrough RTE .

Sim ple . Okay.

But. . .fhat's for the poor kids.

How can poor kids cope
in big schools like th is?

How can they adjust
in such an environment?

Th ink?

Even if they get ad m ission ,
they will bail out in a year or two .

I nstead of fhe seat getting wasted ,
you cou ld get it.

I mean I am just suggesting .

- But. . .one has to be poor for fhat.
- No...

You don'f have to be poor...

... but you need documents
to show you're poor.

The seat's available,
and your kid needs ad m ission .

Are you asking me
to make fake documents?

Whaf's the harm in it?

School ad m ission is fine...

... buf l don'f want to
land u p in jail , madam .

You're Chand ni Chowk's
business tycoon .

- Aren't you?
- Yes, I am .

Then you m ust know...

People don't go to jail
even affer scams worth m illions.

So why would you? Come on .

Anyway, l knew you couldn't do it.

Lovely seeing you .

My maid's daughter
want ad m ission , so...

whaf docu ments will she req uire to
apply u nder the underprivileged quota?

Aad har card , Ration Card , B PL card .

I ncome proof,
resident proof, and ch ild proof.

And yes, it will take three weeks .

So many documents and so m uch time .

It's not an easy job.
Th is is official work.

Keep moving .

N ext.

- Yes , what do you want.
- Tea-tea-fea-tea...

- Tea, m isfer.
- l Don't wanf your tea .

Buf do you wanf ad m ission?

- G u lp it down .
- Ad m ission?

Pay at the feashop.

Consider it done, sir.

Everyone keeps assuring me . . .
Buf how will you do it?

J ust pay me an advance. .

And I'll get all the signatu res .

Along with all the legal stam ps.

You m ight get me the documents...

but how will the
school believe if's real?

Sir, I've setting with
everyone in there who d rinks my tea .

From govern ment officials,
to businessmen to m idd lemen like me.

This cup of fea is what
binds the entire cou ntry together.

I beg you ...

Will my daughter get ad m ission
in Delh i G rammar School?

Sir. . . consider if done.

You see , there's just one th ing
left to do after subm itting the file.

Lottery.

Loftery?

All the ad m issions u nder
RTE are selected fhrough lottery.

The names of kids expecting
adm ission are written on a ch it.

We'll write the name of
your child on one such ch it.

And lef if cool with
our ch illed bottle of water.

Am idst all the rife for ad m ission ,
the ch if attached to the cold boffle ...

will be delivered to our guy.

And he will puf that
chit in the lottery bowl .

When the drawee gets
h is hands on th is cold chit...

it will be the one with
your ch ild's name on if.

Pia Batra .

There is no problem , right?

Whaf are you saying , sir?
J ust tell me you r name.

- Raj Bafra .
- Raj Bafra .

Yearly income , 1 50,000 .

Okay.
- Add ress; 1 5l64 Bharat Nagar.

Sir. . . consider if done.

Yes, defin itely.
Go g ive fhe good news to your wife .

O h Raj , I know you will do.

Thank you so m uch .

Let's go out, celebrate.

L'll make you . . .really happy.

You've already made me really happy.

Now. . . it's my furn .

- Really?
- I'll be right back.

Okay.

H u rry u p.

God ...

No.

No.

Ruverty and misery dun 't furm
an ubstruction In tbe way uftalent...

tbatrs wby 25% seats
are reserved in publlc scbools.

But tbe rlcb brats
bug tbese seats as well.

Let's watcb a rePurt
by our corresPondent.

Delbi's prlvate scbouis axpused.

Tbe rlcb ara pretandlng tu be puur...

...In urdar to get tbeir cblldren
admission in ellte scbouis.

Wbat wouidyuu Iike tu say about It?

I've sald tbis bafure...

...all tbe acquisltluns agalnst
us are wrong and basaless.

But ma ram,
our invastigatlon bas reveaiad...

...tbat manyParants bave
submitted *ke ducuments...

...in order to gat tbeir
cbildren admittad In your scbuol.

Aii tbls was going
on rlgbt underyuur nusa...

...andyuu dldn 't bave a clua.

Let me teliyou sometblng?

My mutber was a
poor servant In tbis scboui.

Yuu can 't imaglne
tbe tbings irve endured.

But unce I gut a cbance
tu get intu tbis scbuul...

...It cbanged my Iife.

Do you really tbinF...

...i can take tbis uPPurtunlty
away from some poor kld?

Hunestly, sucb deeds are
a real embarrassment tu bumanity.

Sweefhearf.

Wbat steps wlllyuu taka...

...to Prevent tbls
fraud in yuur scbooi?

I willPersunally suParvlse
tbe entlre admlssiun prucass.

We 'II strictiy munltor
avery appiicatiun...

- . .. tbat we get tbruugb RTE.
- Raj .

Our teacbers will
parsonaily maFe bome visits.

And any defauiter wlli be bebind bars.

Fbat's myprumise.

We boPe tbat RrinciPIe Singbanla
wlii stay trua tu berprumisa.

Now Iet's watcb...

How can you be so foolish , Raj?

I d id it for you . . .
I could n't see you tense anymore .

I met a n um ber of people. . .
tried to give donation ...

...even tried fo use influence.

What else could l do?

Get all the docu ments back, please .

Get them back?

They are already subm itted ,
we can'f get them back.

You got us in a really
big mess th is time , Raj .

Have you ever imagined what will happen
to Pia and me if you get jailed?

If Pia asks me where's Papa ,
what am l going to tell her.

'Tihar Jail .'

And what if she can't endure all th is?
Then what will l do?

What if she gets depressed
and starts doing drugs?

For God's sakes please slow down .

Raj . . .you cannot gef arrested .

Th in k, there m ust be some way. Think.

There's nofhing we can do now.

We can't become poor.

So let's become poor.

You said there won't be any problems.

You said that I shou ld give
th is good news to my wife .

Now she's yelling at me .

It's a fine mess you got me into.

Sir, th is has never happened
in the last 7 years of my career.

You know,
fhe enfire Delh i Police is after me.

Do you know who's affer me?
My wife .

She's saying let's become poor.

How can I become poor?

What an idea, sir?

I'll get you a room
in Bharat Nagar for a month .

- Yeah . . .
- Not you too.

3 for 1 00 . . .3 for 1 00 . . .
3 for 1 00 . . .3 for 1 00

Do you have anyth ing cheaper?

Th is one's cheaper. . .
3 for 50 . . .3 for 50 . . .3 for 50...

Do you have anyth ing still cheaper?

Madam , what can be
cheaper fhan 50 ru pees .

Why you buy this?

I should feel poor from inside foo.

You know. . . we're going to
Europe for a month's vacation .

- Where in Europe?
- We'll go fo Paris first.

Paris for a month?

No, we'll head to France from fhere.

You're too much , Raj .
He's joking .

From Paris we'll
go straight to London .

- You m ust go fo Nobu .
- Where? Where?

Of cou rse , Nobu's on our list foo.

- Nobu .
- Of cou rse , it's just wonderfu l .

We'll go fhere d irectly
as soon as we land .

- You g uys are going to France?
- Yeah ...

Yes...

Don't forget to go to N ice.

Their beaches are very beautifu l .

- I see. . .
- We'll go there too.

We'll cover the beach
as soon as we land .

And yes , don'f forget
to posf photos on Facebook.

- Photos?
- We'll post phofos.

- Photos.
- We'll post photos as soon as we land .

Sm ile , please.

Very good .

Look here, ch ild .

One more . Here...

Ch in u p.

Look here.

Bend a little more.

Very good .

Back up a little.

H u rry u p, qu ickly. .

Get in . Come on .

Sif.

Come on .

Come on .

What are you doing?

M ifa ...

M ifa th in k about it again

Driver, take us to Bharaf Nagar.

Remem ber we fook you to a
jung le safari d u ring you r holidays.

Yes, l remem ber.
But we d id n'f see the tiger. - We d id n'f.

But you said I m usf tell
everyone fhat we saw the tiger.

Are we going fhere, papa?

We're nof going there, dear.

And you won't gef to
see the tiger th is fime .

Nor will you see fhe elephant.
You will see dogs,

cats, lofs of people , sewers, garbage .

Come , Pia .

Raj , it's stin king .

Smells like we're stand ing
next fo the gutter.

Acfually,
we're stand ing in the gutter.

Come this way.

What happened?

Th is is too m uch .

Don't yell darling ...

...or everyone will
know who we actually are .

- Careful , dear. . .watch you r step.
- M ister.

This way?

You can u n load the luggage rig ht here.

L'll ask someone, wait.

5l...

l had saved the address.

- Raj , just ask someone .
- 5/. . . what?

Don't you remem ber?

Excuse me, m ister. . .where is ...

- Are you new here?
- No, wait...

H ello .

- Hello.
- Who are you visiting?

- G ive it here . . .
- No-no. . . I can carry it.

Let it go ...

What are you doing , m ister?

Aren't you M r. Prasad's nephew?

- Prasad who?
- You've lost you r m ind?

He d ied of cholera .
G ive me your luggage.

- I'll carry these.
- M ister...

No-no-no . . . he looks like
brother Badri . . .with big eyes.

Yeah . . .one who d ied of TB .

Who d ied of whaf?

Sh ut up all of you .

Here child , have some sweets.

You can take all you want.

Don't touch . Don't fouch .

- Don't. . .
- E nglish?

No-no-no Eng lish . . .fhat's
all she knows.

She doesn't like jau ndice ,
u h yellow...

l mean she doesn't like yellow sweets.

Keep fhe luggage down . . . keep it down .

H ey m ister...

- We'll carry if.
- Keep it down .

We're trying to be helpfu l ,
and you're being rude to us.

No-no, I am just asking ...

Listen , don'f ever
call us for help now.

Even if you gef chikangu n iya,
tubercu losis, deng ue we won't come.

- Why will I get any of those?
- Let's go...

Let's go! We won't come
to help even if you call us now.

Have some sherbet,
if'll cool you down .

Take th is luggage and move out.

Waif-wait-wait...

- 5/64. . .where is if?
- There if is.

I've been frying
to tell you for so long .

M r. Kumar, you shou ld've come to
me insfead of going to the press.

How d id you know, ma'am?

That's nof im porfant.

What's im portant is ,
by going to the press...

...you've damaged the repufation
of Delh i Gram mar School .

That was nof my intention , ma'am .

Actually. . .there's been
a lot going on in fhe school ...

... regard ing the
ad m ission of poor kids.

And l believed that maybe ...

...you would n't even want
to hear me out on fhis topic.

You doubt me, M r. Ku mar?

No , Ma'am .

What's th is , ma'am?

This is a list of people
who applied u nder RTE .

Since you d iscovered th is scam ...

... I wou ld want you to
finish you r investigation .

You r d uty is to visit every
fam ily personally and conduct checks.

Me?

I am jusf a H ind i teacher, ma'am .
How can l do fhis?

M r. Kumar, you want fo
change the system , don't you?

I am giving you this
opporfun ity today.

You can go .

Raj , the cond ition
of fhis house is pathetic.

I see...

But we are doing
it for your happiness.

I am happy if you're happy.

How can we both fif
on fh is small matfress?

Th is half is you rs,
and this half is m ine.

You know,
th is makes me realize fhat...

... in a poor man's life ,
helplessness often leads to romance.

Come on .

You gof us in th is frou ble...

... now don't fell me
about your helplessness .

I got us in fhis trou ble?!

- You're blam ing me?
- Can you spell 'blame'?

Can you spell 'shame'?

Let me sleep .

- Come-come-come .
- Please don't, Raj .

Come-come-come .

Let me sleep .

Th is is a fine mess we're in .

- Whaf are you doing , Raj?
- Trying , whaf else?

- Lef me sleep.
- Thaf's what I'm doing- frying to sleep.

Will rubbing your hairy
leg againsf m ine make you fall asleep?

My hairy legs are
nowhere near your legs.

Raj !

- Raj , wake u p. . . if's a raf! U nder fhat!
- Where?

Stop looking fhere. . .
it's here. . . if's a big rat!

- H ere. . . get it out!
- Where?

Raj , there...

Right-right-righf. . . left-left-leff...

I am checking .

If won't come out
the same way it went in .

O h Raj , you can't kill a rat!
What are you doing?

I'll kill it if I see it.

What are you doing?
You can't kill it with thaf!

That's for killing mosq u ifoes .

- Where is it?
- Papa, Jerry.

- I also want to see . . . please , papa .
- Yes, dear. lt's Jerry.

- Here. . . there it goes.
- Where?

Where is it?

M eeta . M eeta .

J usf a m in ufe , Raj .

M eeta .

I'm upload ing our
Paris photos on Facebook.

I am stuck with my download . . .
and you're busy upload ing .

There's no water here.

M ita . M ifa .

Get me some wafer.

Fine , just a m inute.

I'll get some from fhe kitchen .

- How m uch do you want?
- What kind of a question is that?

G ive me whatever there is .

Raj , there's no wafer anywhere .

What do l do?
Get some wafer from somewhere.

Do someth ing .

- Yes, what is it?
- My husband's sfuck in the foilet.

- I want some wafer.
- We don'f have enoug h for ourselves.

How can we give you?
Get lost.

- Thaf's not the way.
- Go away...

Sister, l want some water.
My husband's stuck in the toilet.

I see...

Yesterday you wou ld n't
fouch ou r sweets.

What if our water infects you?

Don't you dare touch our water.

- Lisfen , can l get some water. . .
- There's no water here .

Where do I get water now?

I guess you'll have
to use newspaper, Raj .

Here's some water, sisfer.

You people should d ie of shame.

You can't even spare
a bucket of wafer.

Is th is how you welcome
new people around here?

Here sister, help you r husband out.

God bless you .

Nonsense...

And you guys claim that
fhis was once a prosperous place.

- Raj , wafer. . .
- G ive if. G ive it.

Open the door.

G ive it.

G ive me your hand .

M ister, you really saved me today.

- I just realized the value of water.
- No.

No-no. . . if's noth ing .

- Whaf's your name?
- M ine?

Only people with class have a name.

If you work in a restauranf,
they call you 'waiter'.

If you have a pau nch ,
they call you 'Fatty'.

If you are tall ,
they call you 'Lanky'.

If you carry luggage. . .
they call you a 'Porfer'.

If you tend to a garden , they call you a
'Gardener' or they jusf swear af you .

And the rest call me
whatever they feel like .

Su rely your parents gave you a name.

Yes, my parents named me Shyam prakash .

But no one's called me by that name .

Brofher. . .fhan k you very m uch .

If you ever need anyth ing ,
then call me.

Listen . . .why next time. . .
l'll tell you rig ht now.

Thaf's my wife Tu lsi ...

- Hello.
- Hello.

And thaf's my son Mohan .

You see. . .we've filled fhe
form for Delhi G ram mar School .

Delh i G rammar School?

Yes. Why?

Even we filled a form with them .

You foo? !

Th is is great.

Listen . . . if's like th is...

Sisfer-in-law, the ofher
day you two were talking in Eng lish .

I want my son to learn fhat.

No-no-no she doesn'f know English .
She just pretends ...

Hello, I know E nglish very well .
Do you know?

Wow. . .she speaks so fluently.

That's exactly what
I want you to teach h im .

I'll send h im from tomorrow,
sister-in-law.

- Don't just stand there , go make some tea .
- Yeah .

Son , make friends.

I love you .

Now l got fo teach him Eng lish .

You d id n'f have to
show off your falent.

I am frying to give you a hint...

Wou ld it be insu lting
for you to jusf take a hint?

Can you spell 'insu lt'?

If we get caug ht, fhey will feach us
the mean ing along with fhe spelling ...

... by clobbering us wifh their shoes.

We've left home,
we'll have to leave city too.

Speak softly Raj .

Oh , God .

Papa , dengue.

- What happened?
- Where is it?

- Where? Where?
- There if is.

- Who's where?
- There . There.

Where?

What is it?

What is it?

What is it?

See . . .th is is dengue.

Chikang u n iya.

They are they reason why
all the hospitals in Delhi are full .

Why are you bringing it here?
Take if away.

- There m ust be more arou nd .
- No.

Let's go...

- Let it be.
- What are you doing?

You see. . .the male mosq u ito th inks
that fhe female is calling h im .

Don'f call it here!

Open the door.

It's rig ht here.
Come on .

What happened?

Look who's here.

- Hello.
- Hello.

You gave an application through RTE?

For ad m ission .

- You filled fhat form , d id n'f you?
- Yes.

Show me your documenfs.

I'll get it.

Please take a seat.

- From Delh i G ram mar School .
- l see.

- Someth ing fo eat or d rink?
- No , thank you .

- At least have some tea .
- No, it's okay.

H ere are the documents.

- Show me you r hands.
- Hands are fine .

Yes, but lef me see.

- You have such soft hands .
- Oh m ister...

What are you saying?

They are regu lar hands. . .
check fhe docu ments.

I see . . .they are reg u lar hands.

Well . . .fruth needs no evidence.

Let me show you .

Come here .

Go on . . .just answer
h is q uestions correctly.

S how me your hand .

- Are you a laborer?
- Yes, l am a laborer.

Look here.

The cracks in nails
are d ue to heavy lifting .

Poor guy lifts heavy th ings.

Showing smartness.

Experience says it all .

- Where are you going?
- What happened?

- Searching the place , what else?
- Search ing .

- Why are you r hands so soft?
- Do you have cracks? Do you ...

There's noth ing in our house .
What are you looking for?

Whaf is th is?

Wh ich poor g uy can afford
a pizza and bottled water?

- Where d id fhey get fhe money?
- We've no money, how can we afford pizza?

So m ister. . .what's going on here?

You know. . . I had my dou bfs
when fhey first came here .

Look af them ...

Blabbering in E nglish ...

300 Rupees Pizza ,
20 Ru pees m ineral wafer.

I would never be able to swallow them .

And now my dou bfs are confirmed .

They were well off. . . buf,
someth ing bad happened with them .

They suffered a huge blow.

They went bankru pt.

Yes...

These people. . .they are nouveau poor.

Yes...

- What happened?
- J ust like you said ...

- Ban krupt. . .we wenf ban krupt.
- But how?

- Our partner betrayed us.
- Yes, our partner betrayed us.

- There was a fire in our facfory.
- Yes fhere was a fire in our factory.

U h h . . .fhe partner was fhe
responsible for fhe fire.

Stop. . .sfop it. . .
- What is th is confusion?

Stop it. Don't keep rem ind ing me . You've
been crying for over a week now.

Now look you made
my sister-in-law cry.

Don't keep rem ind ing me.

We're ban krupt now, fhere's noth ing
we can do to make th ings rig ht.

You're absolutely right.

But if you feed your
ch ildren such expensive stuff daily...

...then how will you ed ucate
her in such a big school?

What to do? It wasn'f intentional ...

Such an expensive m isfake .

We'll learn . . .slowly...

- How can you learn like this?
- What else should I do?

Living in poverfy is an art.

I'll teach you . . . because
l have a legacy in poverty.

My father was poor, grandfafher
was poor, my forefathers...

...and even their fathers were poor.

I am from a lineage of poor people .

Nof like you , who were
rich first and then became poor.

No. We're the pure kind of poor.

Even we're poor,
but we became rich by accident.

But now we're poor again .

You teach them about poverty.

- Papers are fine.
- Yes, papers are fine .

We'll see...

See?
See what?

What do you mean?

- Don't chase after him .
- Raj , he said "We'll see...

See what?
What will you see?

- Nofhing . . .come back.
- What will you see?

Raj , he said "We'll see".
What will he see?

And what is S hyam prakash
going to teach us?

- H e's going fo train us .
- Train us for what?

Train us to be poor. . .what else?

- Is he com ing back?
- Come on ...

You woke me u p foo early,
Shyam prakash .

You woke me up at 5 am ...

We haven't come here
for a walk in the park.

We need to get to work.

It's only an hour away.

What world are you living in?

Those who travel in their own cars
have a d ifferent sched ule .

And those who travel in crowded buses ,
have a d ifferent sched ule .

Stop. . .sfop ...

Careful . . .carefu l ...

Shyam , where are you?

Raj , get in .

There's no way.

Make a way.

Shyam , where are you?

I'll be late for my job.

- Shyam ,
- What...

Hey. . .waif a m in ufe .

- My feet are crushed .
- Hold on ...

Why d id you get off?

Why d id you get off?

- Why d id n't you clim b on?
- There was no way.

- It's practically em pfy.
- Em pty?

You don't need to do Yoga in fhere.

There was no place fo get in . . .
you say if's em pty.

We'll cafch the next one.

As if someone's already hold ing
a seat for you in the nexf one.

The nexf one is com pletely filled .

M ust be at leasf 450 people.

Let's fake a rickshaw.

Rickshaw!

Hey. . .we're not going to fhe bank.

It will cost us ou r entire wage.

Look. . . here comes fhe crowded one.
J ust get in ...

Like th is. . . jusf get in .

- Make way with your hand and just gef in .
- Okay.

Move .

Move your buckefs.
If's my tu rn now.

Lisfen , please don'f arg ue.

You know fhis is my tu rn .
Let me fill water.

I don't care whose tu rn it is.

If you make me mad , I'll smash
th is bucket on you r head .

Stop bickering .

She's new here ,
so stop taking advanfage of her.

Doesn't she have a fong ue
to speak for herself?

- Stop being her aunt.
- You stop being over-smarf.

Let it be .

Sister-in-law. . .she is rig ht.
- What?

Th is is you r battle,
and you m ust fig hf if.

Do you want water
for your fam ily, or not?

You ...

Bloody wretch ...

You slut!

You bu rden on earth !

I've been telling you to get
you r bloody bucket ouf of the way.

L'll break your head with th is bucket.

I am really fed up ...

Witch !
Move !

G ive me fhe water-hose.

If anyone else has
a problem then say it now.

Don't gef so violent.

We're on ly looking to fill water...

...and nof fhrow someone
out of fheir house .

N ice one, sister-in-law.

What was thaf you said?

Witch?

H uh?

Now watch . . .
Wafch carefully what you need to do.

Pick it u p from here...

Two in fhis hand
and two in th is one ...

Don't wasfe any of if. Okay.

I've faken care of
more com plex businesses.

Can you hand le it?

Yes, I can .

Come on then .

Shyam prakash , what's happen ing?

- What are you doing?
- lt's all falling aparf.

Oh no. . . that's not how it's done.

Work faster.

- Slow fhis th ing down .
- This is not a game.

- Turn . . .Tu rn th is th ing off.
- You can't do such an easy job.

Tu rn th is th ing off.

Who d ied now?

Who furned off the mach ine?

- Who tu rned it off?
- You d id .

You r mach ine isn't
working . . . it's too fast.

Who says it's nof working .

That one's too fast.
This one's foo slow.

How's thaf possible?

I'm going fo ded ucf your wages?

- Ded ucf my wages?
- Yes , I will .

Come, sister-in-law.

O ne kg of rice.

Weig h if properly.

Are you buying rice or silver?

Do you wanf me to weigh it in g rams?

Take it or leave it. Go .

- What's wrong now?
- Hold on , sister.

I know how to deal with h im .

You rascal .

What? Rascal .

I am talking to you .

- I am being so polife , but you
don't seem to get it. . . - No-no-no...

What no?
I am going to show him .

You dog , cheaf...

M ind your language.

I maybe new arou nd here, but I
know how to deal with you r kind .

- Are you new here?
- Apologise for what?

She's nof from here.

I told you to weigh rice,
jusf do thaf...

She's new here, please forgive her.

Close the shutter.
No rations for you .

Open up .
Open up .

- I'll explain to her.
- What's the point now?

Ou r entire day's wasted now.

What happened? Whaf d id I do now?

What have you done, sister-in-law?

You faug ht me to fighf for my rig ht,
and not to be scared of anyone .

He works for the govern ment,
he'll make your life hell .

You d idn't even stop fo
th ink before yelling at him .

Fig hf-don'f fig ht...

Why don'f you tell
me everyfh ing properly?

Poverty. . .cannot be
undersfood so easily.

- Hey.
- Yeah ...

Go ...

H e's back again .

- Where?
- M ister...

You've exhausfed you r chances
fo go to the bathroom .

Now you can go on ly after lu nch .

I exhausted my chance?

Yes .

I exhausted my chance.

You can on ly go twice. . .once
before and once after lunch .

What if someone needs
fo go for the fhird time?

Sfupid . . . remem ber th is.

One man needs 11* m inutes
to get to the bath room .

1 m inute to pee.

1 m inute fo wash h is hands ,

And 1 i* m inutes fo come back.

So how m uch is that? Five m inutes.

- Five m in utes?
- Yes.

If 400 em ployees of the com pany
spend 5 m inutes in the bathroom ...

...then fhe com pany loses 33 hou rs.

33 hours.

You can ded uct whatever
is apt for 5 m in utes...

... I cannot wait anymore.

Wait. . .
Hey. . .sfupid .

You d id n'f have to
fig ht with fhe rafion g uy.

Raj , don'f blame me wifhout
knowing the entire story.

Do you know how fo spell 'fight'?

I can on ly spell 'deduct money'.

'Ded uct money.'

You d id n't g ive me your wages .

They ded ucted more
than I earned foday.

Shyam prakash gave me
some money from his wages .

He said 'A fafher shou ld
never go home em pfy-handed'.

Even Tu lsi gave me half her rations.

They know what if feels
like to sleep on an em pty stomach .

I wish th is inspection
gets over soon . . .and we go home.

I wonder how long
can we keep up th is lie?

Raj ...

I think the rat is back again .

Let fhis one stay.

"The joy of singing the lord's name ."

"The joy of singing the lord's name ."

"The joy of singing the lord's name ."

"Wealth cannot bring us such joy."

"Wealth cannot bring us such joy."

"There's a lot of power in poverty."

"There's a lot of power in poverty."

"There's a lot of power in poverty."

"There's a lot of power in poverty."

"The heart rejoices in poverfy."

"The heart rejoices in poverfy."

"The heart rejoices in poverfy."

"The hearf rejoices in ren u nciafion ."

"The hearf rejoices in ren u nciafion ."

"There's a lot of power in poverty."

"There's a lot of power in poverty."

"There's a lot of power in poverty."

"There's a lot of power in poverty."

"There's a lot of power in poverty."

Than k you .

You don't take sugar
in your tea , righf?

Of course I do.

I don't have any sugar problem .

But we do. . .
have a sugar problem .

We've run ouf of rafions .

Water's fine.

So m ister. . .
working hard at the factory?

J ust frying to fit in .

Look at his hands now.

- See the d ifference .
- Yes. . . l can see the d ifference.

He can break a brick with a pu nch now.

You were righf.

I was dou bfing such n ice people.

- You'll get it.
- We will .

We'll get the adm ission?

Thank you . . .fhank you .

- Congratu lafions , sister-in-law.
- Than k you , m ister.

All you need to do is deposit
24000 ru pees in the school .

- We'll do it.
- What?

24 ,000?

- 24 ,000?
- 24 ,000?

But we applied th roug h RTE .

So our ch ild ren's
ad m ission shou ld be free .

So who said anyth ing about fees?

- The fee is waived off?
- Then?

Th is is for
exfra-cu rricu lar acfivifies.

Extra ...

- Extra , what?
- Extra curricu lar activities.

Like we take the ch ildren
to fhe park for a picnic...

...or dress them u p like
an imals and pertorm on stage .

And more. . . Annual Function .

All they do is extra-cu rricular
acfivities all day.

We're send ing our ch ild ren
there to sfudy, nof to sing and dance .

It's called personalify development.

Where do we get 24,000 ...

We'll take a loan ,
or borrow it from someone.

- You do?
- We do-we do .

- Are you su re?
- Don't worry.

But. . .whaf abouf him?

We'll manage. . .
Raj will manage .

- I'll take a loan . . .
- Loan .

You don't even have a fixed job.

What are you saying , brother Shyam?

I am right, sister-in-law. Ask h im .

Fine then , en roll her in
some govern ment school .

- No-no-no. . .
- No-no-no...

Pia will do everyth ing
fhat the other kids do, Raj .

But how, sister-in-law?

You m ust arrange for fhe money too.

L'll manage .

H . . . how?
Will you rob a bank?

So what's your final decision?
Can you . . .or not?

Raj will do if.
Say if, Raj .

We'll do it.

Hey. . . what are you doing?

I'm arrang ing fhe money. . .
Stealing from fhe mach ine .

Have you lost you r m ind?
You're sfealing .

Look there. . . The police are wafching ,
along with the ban k guys.

- No one's watching .
- Let's go.

- I need money for the kids.
- Come on .

- Stop arguing .
- I need the money...

And you're stealing for if.

Money. . . if's here...

The money's ouf.

- It'll stay there.
- We don't wanf it.

- Stealing . . .
- Leave me .

What? What?
I was doing it for my kid .

I know. Buf you should n't steal .

Listen . . . go home and sleep.

I'll go make some arrangements .

Not thaf again .

You're not in the rig hf m ind .
I can't leave you alone .

You don'f get it.

- Try to understand . . .
- Fine, lisfen .

I'll go pee, you just wait here .

Don't move .
l'll be right back.

Shyam prakash . Shyam prakash .
H ey. . . hey...

What the hell !

Don'f you look where you're going?

He came out of nowhere
in fronf of my car.

- What are you doing m ister?
- Why would we come in front of you r car.

Listen to me, brother.

Look what you've done. Look at him .

Park your car on fhe side.
Park...

You can explain the police now...

No, no , no Raj .

- No police. . . No police. . .
- Please...

Let's just settle it out here .
Lef's settle it here.

How m uch?

- Keep your money. . .
- Raj .

We're both at faulf,
lef's just settle if rig ht here.

Keep th is...

- No money. . . Don't fake the money.
- Let it be.

Take some more.
Take th is.

- Take h im fo the hospital .
- Yes, m isfer.

- Take me to the clinic.
- Get in the car.

It's nearby.

- Take fhis . . .
- What?

If's 20700 ...

We're jusf short of 3300 now.

So Pia's ad m ission is taken care of.

You ju m ped in front
of the car for th is?

So what?

Who stakes his own life for money?

I don't have anyth ing
else fo put on stake.

Do you want to enroll
Pia in a governmenf school?

- Come on , you're next.
- Are you mad?

It's noth ing .
Stop exaggerating .

Remem ber Sanjay.

He keeps jum ping in
front of vehicles like th is.

Thank God no injury to the head .

L'll be right back.

Today's breaking news.

Delh i G rammar School ,
one of fhe well known schools of Delh i . .

Has cancelled 1 0 adm issions in
the RTE quota u nder Operation Ad m ission .

I n order to prevent anymore frauds...

Principal Lodha will organize
the loftery personally.

Welcome parents and ch ild ren .

We'll cond ucf a lottery...

...for children who
have applied under RTE .

The names of your child ren
are written on these ch its of paper.

Names that are drawn
will be annou nced here...

...and that ch ild will be registered
for ad m ission in our school .

Good luck.

Vineeta Bhagu .

M oham mad Sheikh .

Rattan M aurya.

Raghav Ku mar.

Pia Batra ...

That's us. . .
We've got if.

I am sure yours will be nexf...

- You will get if too.
- Yes.

We're nexf.

Akan ksha Sharma .

Shan kar Dubey.

- Papa , when will my name be an nou nced?
- Soon , son . . .soon .

And the last name is...

Amol Majh i .

Congrafulations to all those
who have been selected today.

And we apologise fo
those who weren'f so lucky.

Buf don'f be d isappointed .

There are other good schools,
you can try there.

Sorry, father.

Son , it was a loffery...

You know. . . a lottery. . . Where
fhe resulfs are determ ined by luck.

So. . .are we not lucky, fafher?

Who said thaf?

You're the luckiest of the lot.

A school adm ission is nof
going to determ ine you r luck.

Th is school is unlucky.

You're the luckiest of the lot.

- Sorry. . .sorry. . .
- You don'f have to...

Th is was terrible...

You make it sound
like you took h is seat.

Forgef it...

That's the fhing with the poor...

You can't be too happy if you succeed
and you can'f be too sad if you fail .

He'll study in government school ,
it's alrighf.

He will .

We're going to party tonight,
stop su lking all of you .

- We're going to party.
- No, Shyam .

- She gof ad m ission .
- Yes...

- Don'f do th is. . .
- No.

- Don'f do th is. . .
- No need for all this frou ble.

We're going fo have a parfy.

- One. . . two . . .
- I'll cou nt it.

- 300 for fhe pizza.
- I'll cou nt it.

Come on ch ild ren .

What wou ld you like to eat today?
How abouf pizzas and burgers?

I wish you could stay a few more days .

He's gof a job.

It's not too far, close fo the school .

They have a place to stay. . .
water 24/7.

Progress all you want,
buf don'f forgef abouf us.

Brother, I'll never forget you .

- Whaf's th is?
- Ration .

It will last a day or two .

- Take care , sister-in-law.
- Take care.

See you , sister-in-law.

Take care.

Bye .

Bye .

Be careful . . .or he'll take
fhe longer roufe and charge extra.

See you , sister-in-law.

- Send your address.
- Yes , I will .

M r. Kapoor from B-76
has senf us an invifation .

Kapoors. . . Su ris. . . Bhatindas. . .
I've had enoug h of fhem .

How long are we going
fo carry on th is charade?

Eat your food .

It's your favorife d ish .

J ust imagine M itho...

Thaf guy ju m ped in front of
a car for our daug hter's ad m ission .

He puf h is life at sfake .

We're such bastards.

We stole his son's seaf.

Even l went to a government
school but it was never th is bad .

It was d ifferenf back then .

These days every parent wants
privafe schools for their ch ildren .

On ly the underprivileged
kids come here.

And no one cares about fhem .

We do...

Wh ich is why we wanf
to make a small contribution .

I see...

Come with me .

- Hello, sir.
- Hello-hello...

You see , these ch ildren
are siffing on rugs and mats.

For just 50,000 we can
provide benches for all .

And . . .whenever fhe kids
pick u p fheir books to read ...

...they will see your name.

On all the benches?

- What? Is it foo m uch?
- No-no...

- Let me show you arou nd . Come .
- Yes.

For Ru pees 25 ,000 on ly,
the foilets can be fixed .

I magine . . .whenever the
kids come here to pee...

...they will see your
name written here.

Actually sir, we don'f
want ou r names wriffen anywhere .

- We just want fo help.
- Wow.

If's hard to find anonymous
donors these days.

G reat.

What is that you wou ld like to do?

Actually. . .we wou ld like to
sponsor the ed ucation of any one kid .

I see...

Raju , come here .

Now ask fhem . . .can l
show you arou nd fhe school?

Can I give you a four of the school?

Wow. . .your E ng lish is pretty good .

- I can speak French as well .
- l see.

[Speaking French]

I can even speak Chinese .

Do tell .

[Speaking Ch inese]

How do you know so many languages?

My father is a tou rist gu ide.

Sometimes I would
tag along with h im ...

...and observe how d ifferenf
people wou ld talk.

Cute.

Bravo, son . Bravo. Go.

We've many ofher falented
ch ildren like them .

Buf you want to sponsor
just one, rig ht?

So choose anyone .

On second thought,
we'll sponsor all of them .

What's the point of sponsoring just one
kid? The entire school should benefit.

Thank you very m uch .

"We'll sh ine like fhe su n . . ."

". . .We d ream fo touch fhe sky."

" . . .To fouch the sky."

"We'll gather drop by
d rop and flow away wifh sea ."

"Away wifh the sea ."

"We're here right now. . ."

". . . But we wanf to go beyond ."

"Don't think we can't."

"We're determ ined . . ."

". . .And obsessed too."

"Say it out loud . . ."

"L've one life . . .
and a hu nd red desires ."

"L'll fu lfill them one by one."

"L've one life . . .
and a hu nd red desires ."

"L'll fu lfill them one by one."

"L've one life . . .
and a hu nd red desires ."

"Nofhing can sfop us now."

Bifs of paper...

Bifs of paper...

Lying on the floor.

Lying on the floor.

Makes fhe place untidy.

Makes fhe place untidy.

Pick fhem u p.

Pick fhem u p.

Very good , son .
Go to your classroom .

See...

Can anyone believe fhat a
laborer's son is speaking in Eng lish?

Sir what you d id is truly a m iracle.

Look. . . I d id n't do anyth ing .

The changes that you see are
because of some other people.

Who are they?

Can I get fheir name and address?
I want to fhank them .

They are such great people , that...

...they do not wanf
fo d isclose their name.

Do let me know if they ever come
to school I would love to meet fhem .

Bye .

Wait...

32 . . .th is is the one.

M ister...

H ello .

Com ing .

Sushila. . .
Why d id n't you fake the key?

M ister...

- Raj?
- What happened?

Whaf are you doing here?

What am I doing?
Whaf are you doing here?

- Now l get if. . .
- No-no. . . listen to me...

You think l am stupid .
- Listen to me...

You puf in a recom mendation
to you r boss for Mohan . Right?

I d id put in a recom mendation
to your boss for Mohan .

You did n't forget about M ohan .

- How can I forget h im?
- So whaf's new?

My boss is a greaf man .
He helps everyone out.

Look af my clothes.

- He even lets me eat wifh h im .
- I see...

H e's a g reat man .

You know, he com pletely
furned Mohan's school arou nd .

- Where is your boss?
- Boss. . . he isn'f here. H e's out.

I want to than k h im .

I'll than k h im for you .

- G ive h im fhis .
- l'll tell h im Shyam was here.

- I hope I gef to see fhat generous man .
- Shyam was very happy.

The school gof a com plefe make over.
He was very happy.

He broug hf bananas for you .

He broug hf bananas for you .

G reat.

Whaf a house!

You're really living it up .

You see Shyam ...

Leave now. . . I'll fell h im .

No , l m ust meet h im .

I am really busy today,
I've foo many chores to fin ish .

- I see.
- You go .

You just spoke my m ind .

We'll do it fogether,
I'll help my brother.

- No-no-no. . .
- Wait.

Here if is.

Where do l begin? H ere?

Here ...

Let's make th is place sh ine fogether.

Shyam , lisfen to me .

He's a busy man ,
you'll need an appoinfment firsf.

I'll get an appoinfment for you . . .
I n fact, I'll bring h im to you r house.

- Really?
- Of cou rse .

- Good .
- Now you go .

What are you doing?

Leave it. . . leave it.

I'm clean ing th is room ,
you go clean fhe other room .

No-no-no . . . I'll do if.
Let go .

This is my job, and I'll do if.

You go in the other room ,
fhere are other th ings to do.

- No-no-no. . .
- Let me clean fhis room .

Let him do it.

Everyone wants to clean the same room .

- Go, go.
- Oh , God

You shou ld have told me
if you wanted to fire me , sir.

Why are you calling him 'sir'?

You sh uf u p.

What else will I call my boss?

Is he...

...you r boss?

Yes , he's the owner of th is house .

Where do they get them?

Go to the ofher room .

Look Shyam ...

You see ...

... l lied for the sake of my kid .

Forgive me .

Polificians steal a poor man's food .

Bu ilders steal their land .

We're getting one
opporfun ity to ed ucate our ch ild ren ...

... but you wanf to steal fhat too .

Why?

Because if our kids gef ed ucafed ,
and if they speak in E nglish ...

...who's going to serve you?

Look, I did n't fhink that far.

I swear...

I on ly d id it for my child .

Did n't you feel any
sym pathy for my kid?

How dare you take h is right?

And now you're doing charify.

We don't wanf charity.

I want my ch ild's rig ht...

...which you took from him
and gave to you r daughter.

Okay.

You d id whaf you thoug ht
was right for your child .

Yes .

Rig ht?

Now I'll do what's rig ht,
for my ch ild .

Watch what I do.

Raj . . . if he com plains
at Delh i G ram mar School ...

- ...then police will come for you .
- No they won't.

And if they arrest you ,
then your life will be ruined .

Everyone will call
Pia a fraud's daughter.

And if she gefs depressed
and starts doing d rugs...

Sfop-stop!

Why do all your stories
end with Pia doing d rugs?

- Drive carefu lly.
- l am .

- Walk fasfer.
- I am , Raj .

Who told you to wear heels today?

I d id n'f know we
would be run n ing a race.

M ister, wh ich way is
the principal's office?

This way.

- Th is way?
- Yes.

Walk in a line , please .
Come-come-come .

Shyam u u ncle!

Shyam u uncle , do you like
my new school uniform?

It's very n ice.
You look like an angel .

Where's Mohan , Shyam u u ncle?

M ohan's right where he always was.

H e's better.

- How are you?
- I am fine, u ncle.

Pia .

Come back in line .

- Bye , Shyam u u ncle.
- Bye.

Come.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Do you know why I can't be like you?

Because we don't know
how to steal someone's right.

She's my kid too. . .
she will sfudy here .

Raj ...

You're going in the wrong d irection .

We're supposed to go fhis way.

Raj , waif.

Raj . . .you can'f do this.

I won'f let you do th is.

Raj , we d id everyth ing
we could for fhis ...

What d id we do , M ita?

We cheated .

We stole a poor kid's righf.
That's whaf we did .

Raj , you've always listened to me,
haven't you?

For the lasf time. . . please ,
lisfen to me . . .just fhis once, please .

Look M ita , all my life
I've tried to be a good h usband .

I know, Raj ...

But if you're not
a good h uman being ...

...then you can't be a
good husband nor a good father.

- You can't stop me th is fime .
- Raj . . .think abouf Pia.

Th in k about Pia .

We're sorry ma'am , if was a m istake.

Now we wanf to rectify that m isfake .

You ...

...can cancel ou r ch ild's ad m ission .

- M ove Pia Bafra's form from
RTE fo the General cafegory. - Okay.

And destroy these files.

What are you doing?

H elping you out, M r. Bafra .

No madam , what we d id is fraud .

No. . . in fact, you've taken in itiative.

Our school needs parenfs like you .

No . Madam , th is seaf belongs
Shyam prakash's son Mohan .

Try to undersfand one th ing .

If I give fhis seat to a poor kid ...

... how will I benefif from if?
- What?

You're saying fhis, madam .

When you're...

Yes, go on . . . no need fo hesitafe .

You want to say fhat...

... I am the daug hter
of a poor servant.

I com plefely forgof abouf that.

Thank you for rem ind ing me.

I even forgot how
my classmates treated me .

If I d id n't do fheir homework...

...fhey wou ld n'f invite
me fo their birthday parfies...

And even if l was invited
fo their parties...

... l wou ld sit alone in a corner.

But now, M r. Batra...

...fhose same classmates are
willing to do anyfhing for me...

...for the adm ission
of their ch ildren .

So you want to say. . .
you won't give Mohan adm ission .

Wow. . .you can now even read my fhoughfs,
M r. Batra .

Look madam , th is seat
rightfu lly belongs to Mohan ...

...and I'll make sure he gefs if.

And l can go to any lengths for it.

I am really scared , M r. Bafra .

Where will you go?

Press? Politicians? Police?

But even their kids study here.

I'll tell you where you can go .

Go to fhe aud iforium ...

and enjoy the program
like the rest of fhe parents.

Ch ild ren , what is fhe first sentence?

'Vivek is clever.'

Bravo.

I n th is sentence ...

M isfer, just a m inute...

Welcome Parents and Child ren .

Today you're part of
fhis greaf institution ...

Delh i G rammar School .

Your ch ild ren will
come here as students...

... but they will leave as leaders .

So let's beg in today's celebrations...

...with th is performance
by ou r studenfs.

Where were you , Raj?

"We'll sh ine like fhe su n . . ."

". . .We d ream fo touch fhe sky."

" . . .To fouch the sky."

"We'll gather drop by d rop . . ."

". . .And flow away wifh sea ."

"Away wifh the sea ."

"We're here right now. . ."

". . . But we wanf to go beyond ."

"Don't think we can't."

"We're determ ined . . ."

". . .And obsessed too."

"Say it out loud . . ."

"I've one life. . .and
a hund red desires."

"L'll fu lfill them one by one."

"I've one life. . .and
a hund red desires."

"L'll fu lfill them one by one."

"I've one life. . .and
a hund red desires."

"Nofhing can sfop us now."

"The n ig ht is amazing ."

"Happiness is m iles away."

"My eyes looking for
the light in the dark."

"Hope is what. . .dwells in my heart."

"I'm not giving up . . . no
matfer what fhe world says."

Three cheers for the children .

- H ip-h ip . . .
- H urray.

- H ip-h ip . . .
- H urray.

- H ip-h ip . . .
- H urray.

And now fhree cheers
for fhe ch ild ren of...

... Bharat Nagar Government School .

H ip-h ip...

H ip-h ip...

No 'H urray'?

Oh my poor child ...

Call security.

If only you went
to an English school .

Whaf nonsense . Get down .

Speak in E nglish , madam Principal .

I swear I am going
to speak in English today.

Eng lish . . . E nglish . . .and only English .

Because English is l nd ia ...

...and I nd ia is English .

If a Frenchman or a German speaks wrong
E nglish , we don't have a problem .

But if an I nd ian
speaks wrong E nglish ...

...then he's considered useless.

Hopeless . . . no value at all .

Don't come near me . . .don't touch me.

L'll tell my story. . . let
me tell my com plete story.

Then you can touch me .

Don't come forward , go back

If I reveal my frue colors,
l'll beaf the crap out of you .

Gef back. Gef back.

All my life I spoke H ind i ,
and my wife spoke Eng lish .

There she's sitting in the back side.

M ifa , stand u p you r hand .

There.

We've big cars , big homes.

But ou r English
vocabulary isn't foo g reat.

People laug h af us.

Doesn't make a d ifference fo me.

But it does to my wife.

S he fried really hard ...

to change my style. . .
look a little h i-fi , soph isticated .

But I failed , sweefhearf.

Now don't ask me fhe
spelling of 'soph isticated'...

because I don't know.

Parents wanf to im bibe their
ch ild ren with their abilities...

but not their abilities.

So we fhoughf if she stud ies in th is
school , she will be sophisficafed too.

So we d id everything for her.

We lived in B harat Nagar society.

Sfealing , fraud ,
cheating . . . everyth ing . Everything .

And we got ad m ission . . . th roug h
the underprivileged q uota .

Stealing
fhe righfs of these kids .

And I fhoughf what righf?

These kids
will study with our kids?

They will
wear soiled clofhes, steal .

Say cuss words . . .
Teach our child ren to fig ht.

But fhese ch ild ren just proved .

If these child ren get
ad m ission in th is school ...

then fhe sky is the lim it.

You're not doing them a
favor by giving them adm ission .

I n facf,
they are doing you a favor.

How to sfay happy without tabs,
tu be . . . gadgets.

My daughfer
d id n't learn thaf at school .

Less is more.
Sharing is caring .

Ch ildren are made
fo memorize all th is...

buf Bharat Nagar taught
us how to sfay true to it.

My daughfer
learnt it from this kid .

But we won't
give them ad m ission here .

Why?

Because of parents like us. . .
who are willing to do fraud .

And principals like her. . . who
are ready to sfeal their opportu n ity.

S he isn'f just a
principal . . . she is a businesswoman .

Ed ucation isn'f what it was,
if's a business now.

But I won'f educate my ch ild
by snafching someone's right.

S he can study anywhere . . . but
not in th is school .

I'm faking my ch ild
out of th is school foday.

Sorry, M itho.

L'm so proud of you . , Raj .

By the way,
you fwo took a brave decision .

Sacrificing you r daughfer's
seat. . .for a poor kid .

There are many other schools.
We'll keep frying .

S he will defin ifely get in somewhere.

Why anywhere else?

- We'll send ou r daug hfer to your school .
- What?

Like you said , govern ment
schools are in a bad shape ...

... because no one wants
to send their kids there .

Yes .

So we'll send Pia to your school .

- Go dear.
- Yes...

Come , dear. . .come .

Bye, mama . Bye , papa .

- Bye-bye.
- Bye, dear.

You decided to send
her to a government school !

She will tu rn out to be like me.

I want Pia to be like you .

Someone who's confidenf, sensitive,

willing to fighf for
the rig hfs of others.

Stop if. . . I am not used
to listen ing to praises , M ita .

Then get used to it.

And stop calling me M ita.

- M itho is fine .
- Come. . . M itho.

"Now whatever you at bae ."

"You can make the whole room stare."

"But you know that my favou rite ."

"Is when you are
rocking fhat desi swag ."

"Suit su its you ."

"Suit su its you ."

"Suits you . ."

"Suit su its you ."

"You look like a Punjaban ."

"You look very beautifu l ."

"You look separate from all ."

"Suit su its you ."

"You look like a Punjaban ."

"You look very beautifu l ."

"You look separate from all ."

"Suit su its you ."

"Suit su its you ."

"The sou nd of your anklet
has caused devastation ."

"G uys are asking from
where has th is girl come."

"The sou nd of your anklet
has caused devastafion . ."

" . .Guys are asking from
where has th is girl come."

"Everyone is falling for you ."

"Suit su its you ."

"Now whatever you at bae ."

"You can make the whole room stare."

"But you know that my favou rite ."

"Is when you are
rocking fhat desi swag ."

"Ooh your litfle black d ress."

" It don't do it for me."

"You know how to im press."

"J ust give if to me."

"No jeans, no dresses, no tees no."

"My queen she's in a saree, yeah ."

"Now keep it desi ."

"Like you are in Delh i ."

"You gotta rap the team shotted ."

"I know the flexing mad as me.
You shou ld be checking ."

"Coz, I want fo make you my Ran i ."

"Rock with me ."

"H ey. ."

"Keep it desi ."

"Oueen ."

"When you wear black,
yellow and red su it. ."

" . .The heart of the
guys slips from the chest."

"When you wear black,
yellow and red su it. ."

" . .The heart of the
guys slips from the chest."

"Gu ru(the singer) is afraid
to say what's in h is heart."

"Suit su its you ."

"You look like a Punjaban ."

"You look very beautifu l ."

"You look separate from all ."

"Suit su its you ."

"H ey. ."

"Now keep it desi ."

"Till you feeling that. ."

"That su it, you look so good . ."

"Now keep it desi ."