All language subtitles for En ganske snill mann (2010)

What are you doing here?

Don't hurt me.

- Don't touch me!
- What are you afraid of?

You slut! Bitch!

Shut up!

What are you doing?

You don't beat kids.

And you don't punch women.

You're taking a taxi to the hospital, and you're
going to tell them that you fell down some stairs.

If I see you again, I'll
kill you. Do you understand?

Taxi!

I don't think he'll do that again.

Sounds too good to be true.

That's the way it is.

That asshole.

- Thank you.
- It's nothing.

Thanks anyway.

Hi. How are you? I
have something for you.

I've got diabetes.

Flowers make me itch. I'm allergic.

- Are you recovering well?
- It's 12 in the afternoon.

It's the day. Who's
working at the workshop?

- Merete.
- She can't repair cars.

It's pretty quiet at work now.

I'll go back right away. I'll hurry.

Was there something else?

I just didn't want you staring
at the celling all alone.

I was also thinking about my pay.

Things are a bit rough.

- I don't cheat people out of their pay checks.
- Of course you don't.

What are you doing?

There you go.

As thanks for all the food.

What are you, a playboy?

Being married with Sven
was hardy dancing on roses.

- Sven?
- He's allergic.

Flowers made him tickle all over.

No one said ''Thanks for
the food'' in our home.

Not much is needed
to make a woman happy.

But a pinch of attention,
showing some Love...

Kind words. Smiling. A man
should be able to give those.

Otherwise the woman will
become bitter and cold.

She gains weight. Becomes
obsessed with cleaning.

And the royal family. It's sick.

Tonight we'll do it nice and calm.

Women like that.

Tonight we'll do it nice and calm.

Come.

Calm.

Calm, Ulrik. Calm.

Ulrik!

Someone called. Geir.

- Here's the number.
- He's my son.

He's studying to be
an electrical engineer.

His bride's name is Silje. She's
pregnant. They have a nice apartment.

He's doing well.

She has beautiful hair.

You can ask me out.

- I won't force you to it.
- Wait.

Alright

- Not today, though.
- No.

I don't have any money today.

We could eat at my place

- We don't have to.
- I'd Love to come.

- I can make fishballs.
- Sounds good.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I don't know many people
who know about cars.

We're going to buy one.

You need a car with a baby.

- I forgot to wish you good Luck.
- Because of the car?

Let's hug.

Drive it in, and we'll see.

I found a photo of our fishing trip.

You did? Those were good times.

Weren't too many of them.

You were in prison so much.

I did a lot of time.

- I still go fishing.
- You do?

Our next fishing spot
is the Namsen-river.

- What do you think?
- Namsen is a good river for fishing.

I meant the car.

- What does he want for this?
- 28 000.

Haggle it down by 5 000
and it's a good deal

If Sven finds out about you borrowing
cars from the shop, he'll have a stroke.

We need to test run these
cars after they're fixed.

What do you eat in prison?

Whatever you can get.

- So you shot a man?
- Yes.

Picked up a gun and shot him.

- Where'd you get the gun?
- Back then I always had one.

Have you been to prison
for other things?

I've wanted to kill Kristian many times.

I used to dream about doing it.

But I never had the guts.

It's perfectly normal to be
afraid of killing someone.

But you weren't.

I wasn't thinking. I just did it.

It's been a Long time.

I hardly know you. I don't
know, how you kill people

How do you usually do it?

I shoot them.

I'm almost disappointed.
Haven't you ever used a knife?

- Those things are used to eat.
- What about a frozen, sharp bone?

- One shouldn't play with food.
- Wouldn't a car be good?

The spare parts. The jack.
Or if you just ran them over.

Or starter cables in water.
Car vax, vinyl paint...

Gas could work.

If you had the matches.

I should probably take my jacket off.

- Very good.
- It's the only dish I can do.

- I made the remoulade myself
- I can taste it.

- You can't stay the night.
- Alright

We aren't even married.

Hi.

Did you have a pleasant evening?

Food was ready at the
same time it always is.

- I won't interfere with your business.
- I was working over-time.

- At Sven's workshop?
- We're pretty busy right now.

- Because of the moisture.
- Moisture?

It's the weather. It's
a moist time of the year.

I actually bought you some chocolate.

Why do you smell like fishballs?

That's what the cleaning fluid
at the workshop smells like.

The stench is everywhere.

You must be starving
after your overtime.

Fish steaks.

Forget it.

Did the work take away your prowess?

Excuse me.

Entschuldigung.

I apologize for being so stupid.

You won't sleep with other women, right?

- Promise?
- I promise.

Want to go dancing tonight? It's
a Friday, so we could sleep in.

- Changing your clothes for food?
- No. I'm going out.

Sounds exciting.

Not like that.

I'm going to a convention.

- Convention?
- The mechanic convention.

We meet and discuss spare parts,
tools and overtime procedures.

- I suppose you don't want to eat.
- Of course I do.

I have some time before I go.

I hope you'll enjoy your convention.

Fruit cocktail

Do you feel it?

What?

When you wake up, -

and realise that your life isn't over.

Aren't you energetic!

- We must speak.
- Speak.

Karen Margarethe, you are...

A fantastic woman.

I am thankful for you
taking me to live with you.

And for the food.

- And for your companionship.
- And?

And for the TV.

I have met someone else.

Someone, who makes fishballs.

Is it Merete?

She's a tramp.

I don't think so.

No.

- But you think I am.
- What?

A bitch to use at your Leisure.

At my Leisure? No, Karen Margarethe!

- Even tramps have feelings.
- Of course they do!

Shit.

Hi, Geir. Does the car work?

- It's fantastic.
- I got you a little present.

Since you're getting a baby.

It's an exercise toy.

It's like a jungle. Everything is soft.

There are animals. A soft parrot.

A monkey and a tiger.

And there are some soft butterflies too.

Look at the tiger's tall.
There's a mirror in the giraffe.

- I don't know what that's for.
- I know those toys.

Listen...

When I met Silje, I told
her that my father had died.

I told her that that isn't true.
I told her that you're my father.

That's for the best.

I told her what you had done.

She wasn't pleased.

Her family doesn't like
that. They have an orchard.

Silje doesn't want the baby to have
a grandfather who shoots people

She has her principles.

It isn't normal to shoot a man,
even if he is screwing your wife.

A lot of people wouldn't
be so violent about it.

- Back then that's the way I was.
- Silje thinks you still are.

I don't think of you
as my father any more.

Take the present though. You
can say you bought it yourself.

Alright

- Bye then.
- Bye.

I thought that we had a deal

A deal about keeping the shop open.

Hello.

We also agreed that you
keep your hands off Merete.

I believe in giving everyone
their fair chance. I am no fool.

After all, we're all just people

But you screw up both the business
hours and the inter-work relationships, -

so I must express my disappointment.

I must say that your
future isn't with us.

You got a chance, but
you failed to grasp it.

I have a cabin.

I have a cabin. Are you listening?

- Ulrik is here.
- I can't see anyone.

I want to settle a score.

With Kenny. Not with you.

Rolf, hug.

Can we got coffee? And a tea?

Welcome home, Ulrik.

You Leave in five minutes, -

park in another street
and walk to the house.

Shoot as soon as he opens the door.
Don't give him a chance to escape.

Then you come back calmly
and change your clothes

Put the old clothes into the bag, and throw it
into the waste dump at the construction site.

The dump is emptied at five.
Throw the gun into the sea.

Then you pick me up from
Ulven, and we go to the pub.

Many people will see you there.

Maybe the cops will never
find you. If they do...

Show them this. You were in the
cinema when that bastard was killed.

Then you went to the pub, where
there were many witnesses.

You were at the movie with your
friend Jensen, who also has his ticket.

Rolf cried during the film
when the girl died of cancer.

There you go.

One thing is bothering me, Jensen.

Where's my ticket?

You don't get one,
because you're stupid.

If you were on the stand,
we'd all go to jail.

Go home, sleep, and
keep your mouth shut.

You did something stupid, Rolf.

Let's get this over with.

Put the dog into the bathroom.

Remember me?

- Do you?
- I got you to prison.

Count to twelve.

What?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...

10, 11, 12.

That's how Long I was in prison.

You shot my brother.
What would you have me do?

Everyone knew it was you guys.
Henriksen, Jensen and Rolf.

He was fucking my wife.

He was my big brother.
I couldn't Lay silent.

He was in on the car deals
as well. I kept my mouth shut.

I told him ''What are you
doing with Ulrik's wife?''

He called it Love Things like
that aren't open for discussion.

Bullshit!

If you would've just beat him up, shot
him in the knee or broken his arms.

You can break my arms.

Couldn't you do that?

Break my hands.

12 years.

Would you like me to make some tea?

Sounds good.

Don't smoke inside, please.

The kid is a bit asthmatic.

We hope it'll pass.

I'm happy to keep paying.

Or should I talk about that with Jensen?

Bye then.

Thanks.

- Who is it?
- Ulrik.

You can't come here.

- I just want to speak with Geir.
- No.

- Hello?
- Postman here.

I'm Leaving the moment
I've talked with Geir.

I want my children to grow up
with good and normal people

- I told you when I'd Leave.
- I'm calling the police.

I'll go. Don't get upset. I'll Leave.

Tell him that I won't come back.

He's fishing on the Namsen-river.

With a friend called Petteri.
Should I Leave him a note?

Tell him, that his father is dead.

My water broke.

Oh god, my water just broke!

I told him not to go so close to Labour.

I'll take you. I have a car.

- It hurts so much.
- No, no.

I told you! We're going
to the hospital now.

Who do you think? Your
fucking murderous father.

Burn in hell!

I'm giving fucking birth
and you can't make it!

- You asshole!
- Calm down.

The Namsen. That dick.
The baby is coming now!

Think about something
else. Sing something.

I don't know what to do. What do I do?

Calm down.

Fuck.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Did she give birth in your car?
- I'm borrowing it.

- Why were you there?
- I needed to see you.

About what?

Nothing.

I'm proud of you.

Hey.

Did you catch any fish?

Dad wasn't here, -

but grandfather was.

Ulrik.

- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

Thanks to you.

Where were you? I'm freezing.

- It didn't go according to plan.
- But did you do it?

- No.
- No?

No. I didn't do it.

You ungrateful bastard.

I Looked after Wenche and Geir
for 12 years. Think about that.

Didn't Kenny pay them?

Kenny! Why else would he give you money?

He deserved it.

2 000 a month for putting
my best man in prison.

2 000? You only gave 1 500.

- How is that settling the score?
- Screw Kenny and you too.

- What's the blood from?
- A woman gave birth in the car.

What a mess. I've done
everything for you.

I got you the storage, the apartment, -

cigarettes and a job.
I even bought you a gun.

I Loaned you my car. You smoked
in it and made a mess of it.

You were just supposed
to shoot the informant.

You couldn't even do that.

No, you turn the car
to a fucking hospital.

What the hell have I done
to deserve you and Rolf, -

and Henriksen with his shitbags
and the drooling Gunnar?

And that old hag, Karen
Margarethe. I can't do this any-more.

- Jensen.
- What?

Be still

- You're back.
- My car is a mess.

Looks nice.

- Enhanced body.
- Mercedes S?

Used to be.

Alright

Alright

Thank you.

- I became a grandfather Last night.
- You did? Congratulations.

- It's coming.
- What?

Spring.