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Bernard, another solicitors letter.
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Put it with the others.
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- Maybe you should read it.
- (Sighs)
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What is this?
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Well, the woman upstairs
wants her £170-a-month ground rent.
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She doesn't need any more money.
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She's already got
all the blue hair and toffee
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and pop socks a person could want.
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- There's nothing you can do.
- Go and tell her to stop.
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Or we'll cut the brakes
on her StairMaster.
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No time. I'm setting up the shop
for the Festival of Travel Writing.
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- What festival?
- The one you said Manny could have.
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I don't remember agreeing to that.
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Remember that night last week
when you slept in a revolving door?
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- No.
- Remember you ran out of tobacco
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so you smoked your own pubic hair?
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Not especially, no.
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It was in-between those two things.
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- I've had an idea for your event.
- Great.
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Everyone can vote for what they think
is the most stylish city in Europe.
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- (Laughs)
- At the end of the week, you...
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- Oh. (Chuckles)
- What?
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Oh, Europe. You are funny, Fran.
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I hardly think your little jaunts
to Europe count as travel.
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Well, pardon me!
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This isn't a festival for tourists.
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An explorer is coming to give a talk.
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The...the legendary,
famously charming Jason Hamilton.
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Let's have a look, then. Every one
of these blurbs says he's charming.
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"I was swept away on a wave of charm.
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"I was immolated in a firewall
of charm and charisma.
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"I almost exploded from the
concentration of charm on the page.”
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I bet you I can open this anywhere
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and find this fop
posing on a Jeep, looking smug.
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Let's see.
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Oh, God, look at him!
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Look at that love-me smile.
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I know his sort,
a full-time approval junkie.
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He's brilliant. He's a giant in his field.
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Manny, can I be the first
to say, "0Oo-00-000h"?
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You gonna scratch his name
on your pencil box?
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Manny, run me through this again.
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Right. Basically, there's
the leaseholders and freeholders.
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There's two types of leaseholder.
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There's common-law leaseholder
and private leaseholders, which are...
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Stop! Stop saying those words!
Give me that. I'm going upstairs.
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I'll deal with this,
like I deal with everything. Everything!
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Hanley! Hanley, come out,
you bloodsucker! Hanley!
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Miss Hanley is dead.
She died in the night.
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I don't care. I mean, how awful!
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You're the new owner.
Explain this bollocks.
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I'm a solicitor.
Miss Hanley left this flat to Mr Benson.
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What did you want to query, Mr...?
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Black. I'll talk directly with him.
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I don't want any legal fidgy-widginess
upsetting natural justice.
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Benson. Benson. Benson?
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Where is he?
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Mr Benson is in the bread bin.
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I said no legal fidgy-widginess.
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I want to see the owner,
I want to see them now.
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- And I want...
- (Meows)
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He likes to sleep there.
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- What d'you want to say to him?
- I'm not paying this.
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~ If you don't, you'll go to prison.
- I'm not talking to you.
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Fine. Well, if that's all,
I've got a meeting.
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Who with? Canary in Canary Wharf?
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A fox with stocks? You can't leave
an animal in here. He'll go insane.
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It's Miss Hanley's will, so it's law.
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Yeah? Well, you don't intimidate me,
Miss...Purcell Harding LaTouche
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MSc, LLB, MA, DPhil, MBE,
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- Rowing blue, grade two...
- ~ {Door slams)
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Right. Er...hair loose. Loose.
Free as the wind.
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Ponytail. Ponytail? Frizzled. Ooh!
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- Oh.
- Expecting someone?
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- Might be.
~ It's that Jason thingy, isn't it?
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Well, he said he might drop round
to see where he was doing his talk.
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- ~ Let's have a sample.
- Don't touch the display!
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Manny, isn't it?
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The shop that time forgot.
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I thought I'd been to
all the uncharted areas of the globe.
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This is great! It's got bags of character.
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(Simpering laugh)
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H... (Clears throat) Hello, Jason.
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It's lovely to meet you. Really.
I'm a great admirer of your work
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and your life and...
Watch out, a crocodile!
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(Laughs hysterically)
Behind you! Look!
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It's not really.
It's an inflatable one I-l put up there.
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Just a...just a little one. (Chuckles)
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(High-pitched giggle)
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So...50, where are you going
on your next adventure?
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I thought maybe Borneo. The real
Borneo, not the jungle nonsense.
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The ice caves under the jungle.
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Right. I'll tell you
where you should go - Venezuela.
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- Dear old Venny. You been there?
- Yes, I have, actually.
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I went kayaking
in the swamps of the barracas.
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- North or south?
- North.
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North, the tourist swamps. Yeah.
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I went to the south.
The south are the real swamps.
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The northern ones are pretty swampy.
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They're nothing.
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So, Jason, this talk - how d'you
wanna do it? I've got a few ideas.
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Hi. How's it going?
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~ It's too soon to tell if I like it or not.
- I know what you mean.
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I won't find out if I keep
being interrupted, will I?
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Someone like you would love Mugumbi.
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How can you know? I might hate it.
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I don't think so. They all worship
a goddess remarkably like you.
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A sort of panther-woman.
Same pale skin, thick jet hair,
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slumberous eyes. For a minute, I...
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I thought I was back at the temple.
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(Giggles hysterically)
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Bernard, I wonder if you might
have a word with Fran.
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Tell her I'm looking after Jason
and he doesn't appreciate her flirting.
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- Shh!
- (Meowing)
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You hear that? He's up there, mewing
in the nerve centre of his empire.
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A hike in rent here, tax dodge there.
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He sticks his leg in the air,
laughs his cat-laugh
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and then he dives back
to grooming his balls.
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- You can't hear that, surely.
- I've heard enough.
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It's all very well for you,
flouncing about after Captain Pants.
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You don't know what I go through
with this cat. I hate all cats!
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You're probably more of a dog person.
Let's get a dog for the shop.
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I think not. The one we have
doesn't do much for me.
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We don't have a dog. Ooh! Ooh!
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What's he like, then,
this overgrown schoolboy?
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Thinks Britain
still owns the world, obviously.
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- Don't talk about Jason in that way.
- He's magnificent.
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I see he got to you pretty quick.
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Hey.
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- Jason!
- Hi, Jase.
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Thought I'd pop into
my favourite book emporium.
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Doctor Black, I presume?
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You don't look like much of an explorer.
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You look like you've been
exploring luxury hotels.
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Why not write about that?
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The Cote d'Azur - One Man's Struggle
With 100% Egyptian Cotton Sheets.
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You've got a fine shop here
and you say what you feel.
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I'd like to shake you by the hand.
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(Simpering laugh)
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That's my chair, d'you want to sit in that?
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You didn't even make him any tea!
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- Would you like some tea?
- Wonderful.
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- I was gonna make tea.
- Sowasl!
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It'll be ready in a minute.
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Nice cups.
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Hm-hm. Biscuits.
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The nice biscuits.
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My biscuit. Jason can have my biscuit.
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(Chuckles)
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(Giggles) Oh.
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The biscuit!
Jason's special biscuit!
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Right! You thing!
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That's it! Say goodbye, Mr Benson.
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You have just pulled
the tinkly bell of death!
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- You had dust on your knees.
- Thank you, Fran.
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- All set for the talk?
- lam.
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- Good. Everything all right?
- Absolutely fine.
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There is one little thing.
Only a very small thing.
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- You are standing rather close.
- Oh. Sorry.
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- Is this all right?
- That's fine.
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Excuse me, are you Jason Hamilton?
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Get away from him! Get away.
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He doesn't want people crowding him.
Just get out. You're barred.
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So sorry, Jason. Oh!
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- So sorry, Jason.
- Wanted to have a chat to you two.
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This trip to Borneo for the next book...
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It's so much more rewarding
if you have a companion.
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A fellow voyager.
Manny, you've travelled a lot.
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Don't you think Fran would be
the perfect companion for the trip?
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Fran, I don't need a yes or no now.
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Yes!
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No. You don't want this...this...
No offence, Fran. Mopsy!
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You need someone with
a few miles under their belt. A man.
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Or a woman. But a man!
A seasoned traveller.
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The sort of man who's got a penknife
and an emergency backup penknife.
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Maybe you underestimate
your friend, Manny.
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Now, Fran. Would you say
that you had jungle experience -
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bearing in mind
it could be handy on this trip.
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- Does Corfu count?
- You've been to Corfu?
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- Anything else?
- I'm a trained field doctor.
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I can fix a Jeep in a hurricane.
And I speak 32 African languages.
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- Borneo is, of course, in Asia.
- Yes. Yes. 32 Asian languages.
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That's settled then.
Manny, you're doing it again.
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So, let me guess. Mice.
No. Wait. You've got cockroaches.
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Yeah, we do. But don't touch them,
it would upset the bat.
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Listen...I want you
to deal with this...thing.
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It's a really horrible thing.
I can't even properly describe it.
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- Essentially, it's a cat.
- Take it to the cattery.
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No. Look, I want you, you know, to...
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(Whistles) I want you to take care
of business with this cat, OK?
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- Can I make it any clearer?
- You could, actually.
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OK, he dies tonight. How about that?
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No. I could never harm a cat.
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Come on, you're a pest guy.
You kill things.
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Only vermin. I love animals.
I'm saving up to go to vet school.
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Yeah, but you know, this is like...
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It's one cat, it's nothing.
Badda-bing, badda-meow!
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You disgust me. An innocent
little creature like that. Goodbye.
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A grand.
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Thousand pounds. In cash.
You'd be out of this stuff.
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Tomorrow you'll be giving
an aardvark a skin graft.
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You wouldn't even like this cat.
He's a bully. He sprays everywhere.
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He's up there now,
out of his mind on nip.
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Nobody needs to know.
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OK. Bring a bag and bleach
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and three tins of Royal Meow.
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- Fran.
- Mm?
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I'd like to have a word with you.
Just as a friend, you understand.
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I think that Jason might want you
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as something more than
just a travelling companion.
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If you...follow me.
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If you...get my meaning.
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If you...catch my drift. Hm?
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You mean we might be in a situation
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where because of cramped conditions
we'd have to... Oh, goodness.
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Yes...bunk up.
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Together. You know
what that means, don't you?
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I don't need to bring any sleeping gear.
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It'll be too hot to hock around
two shag-bags. Thanks, Manny.
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Oh! You're just doing it for kicks.
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It's my one chance to trek with my hero.
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Oh, Manny. It really does
mean a lot to you, doesn't it?
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It was the whole point
of me being born.
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But he picked me.
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(Chatting)
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- Another canapé, Jason?
- Thanks. Can we, er, make a start?
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Oh, right. Yes. Right.
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OK.
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So...0K.
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Erm, "Welcome...
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"to Black Books."
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(Chuckles) "And now,
who do we have for you today?
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"Someone who is
to travel and adventure...
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"but while he was waiting he got me!"
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Sorry, sorry,
I've got a bit of a mix-up there.
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Wait. Sorry. Er...
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Yes, then there was gonna be
a joke and an anecdote.
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And another joke. Erm...quite
a good one, about rice. (Laughs)
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OK. Right. Erm...
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"So, without further ado,
please welcome Jason...
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"Hamilton..."
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Thank you. Thanks.
It's a pleasure to be back in London.
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I've just come back from
an expedition to the Orinoco Basin,
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the only place you'll find
the Bearded Howler Monkey.
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Or so I thought. Until I met Manny.
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(Laughs hysterically)
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(Pretends to laugh)
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- He's not here, I'm going home.
- Wait. Come back. Sit down.
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He won't come.
Cats have got a sixth sense.
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Shut up!
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Here. He's a cat.
He doesn't have any sense.
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This won't work. They'll find out.
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Relax. Just pop him when he comes in.
I'll take care of the body.
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- How?
- I don't know.
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Put a knife in his back and leave him
slumped over the desk in the library.
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(Laughter)
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Thanks. So, what about the next trip?
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Well, I'm going to...
Fran, if you please.
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Borneo. One of the last
truly great wildernesses on earth.
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- We'll be attempting to... Yeah?
- Erm, yah.
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Your books read like imperialistic tracts.
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Do you really think you can anatomise
a whole culture in a few pages?
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- What's your name?
- Bridget.
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I write from a western perspective
cos that's my cultural background.
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- That's enough questions.
- Stick around. We'll talk it over after.
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I'd love to! (Giggles)
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I'd like to show you
the effects of mud erosion
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on a primitive office block. Fran.
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It never goes away, the guilt.
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Mice in wedding dresses
appear in your dreams.
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Whole families of roaches
stand there in silent accusation.
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- Would you shut up? He'll hear us.
- (Meowing)
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Now. Come on.
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I can't!
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Come on, he wants you to shoot him!
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What am I? What have I become?
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Aaagghh!
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(Crashing)
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(Tuts)
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Here, kitty. Here, Kitty, Kitty.
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- And this is where...
- (Gunshot, meowing)
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- Manny, can we stop the noise?
- I'll sort it out.
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- Leave it to me, Jason.
- I'm dealing with it.
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Oh! Wait. Wait!
Me first, me first!
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Bernard!
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- Ahh!
- (Meowing)
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Stop this! Jason is very annoyed.
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Bugger Jason. Actually, how is he?
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You come downstairs
and apologise. Right now!
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OK.
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He's not really mad at me, is he?
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(Sighs) Look what you've done.
Didn't even get to phone him a taxi.
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He must have left a note for me.
We're leaving tomorrow.
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Nobody move.
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Bernard, I think
we should talk about this.
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- OK. Sure. We'll talk about it.
- Good.
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Right after I kill the cat.
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(Gunshot)
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So you admit you deliberately
stepped in front of the bullet?
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Yes.
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And wantonly sprayed blood
from your head all over the shop?
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Yes.
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Before wasting time writhing around
on an "emergency" operating table?
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- Yes.
- ~ Sign here.
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No wages for seven years.
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That cat could be where he belongs -
in hell, being chased by giant mice.
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I can't believe Jason went off
with that harpy. Have you read this?
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"Sorry, Fran,
you didn't have enough experience.
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"Never mind. I'm sure Bridget
will turn out to be very handy indeed.”
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I can't believe we fell for him, Manny.
Charm. Pffthh!
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I saw through him straightaway.
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1 just played along with him
to confuse him.
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- Enough. Who's making the tea?
- Make it yourself.
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Yeah. I'm never doing
anything for anyone again.
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I'm not thinking about Jason.
Or what he's doing.
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I've spent my whole time
not thinking about him since he left.
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- I wish I could have a cup of tea.
- Oh, for God's... Oh.
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Make it yourse...
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- I'll get the tea.
- No, I will, Jason.
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(Both giggle)
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