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No... No...
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Oh, maybe. No, no.
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"Sales manager
in a huge department store.”
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- Too busy.
- "Beautician on a cruise liner"?
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Too boaty.
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You can sort your life out anytime,
the pub closes in five hours.
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You could help.
It's not easy finding a job.
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Have Manny's.
He's useless, he won't mind.
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You work here and he can go back
to the seaman's shelter he was born in.
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Enough. The pub. Come on, Manny.
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No, I won't bother.
I'm useless, apparently.
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- I'll just stay here.
- Don't take it like that.
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I only meant you never
do anything of any use.
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I hope you've got keys for when
you roll in drunk. I'm off to bed.
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(Phone)
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(Sighs)
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(Imitating Bernard)
"Manny, bring my keys over, will you?"
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Yes?
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Oh, hello, Gus.
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Long time no speaky.
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Oh. When did you get out?
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Yeah. Yeah! What, your nephew?
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Yeah, I'm sure we could do
a book reading, yeah, no problem.
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Yeah. Listen, Gus, a friend
of mine's looking for work,
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you wouldn't know of anything?
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Yeah? Right.
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Great, yeah. What's the name?
OK, hang on.
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Now we'll see who's useless.
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All right, fire away.
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Go on, Gus. Yep. Speak up a bit.
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(+ Lively jazz)
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(Humming along to jazz)
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Hooray!
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Ooh! Hot, hot!
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Whoops.
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Lucky.
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Five, six, seven, eight...
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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- Well?
- Lovely.
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The job's as good as yours.
This Nugent owes a favour to my mate.
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- That's the address.
- Who's Danny Spudge?
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- You'll meet him at lunch.
- What is the work?
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1 only spoke to Gus after he spoke
to Danny, so I don't know.
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- Who's Gus? What lunch?
- I'm gonna be late.
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Wait!
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Now, who's Nugent?
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She won't know
until you let her go to the job.
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- How do you know Spudge?
- 1 don't, Gus does.
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- Who's Gus?
- A friend of Nugent's.
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- Hello?
- Who are you?!
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- Er, I'm Ralph.
- Ralph who?
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- What?
- Don't play games!
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- Why did they send you?!
- I just want a book on tape!
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- What?!
- Anything by James Eliroy.
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How's Ellroy involved?!
Tell me or I'll jam you! Who's Gus?
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- Gus is my friend.
- Keep talking!
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I used to work for Gus -
bit of a crook but well-connected.
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His nephew Danny has written a book.
Gus suggested a reading.
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I asked him about jobs for Fran
and he suggested Nugent. No mystery.
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OK?
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- What about this bastard?
- He's a customer.
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I'm sorry, we don't do books on tape.
Could you try down the road?
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Yes. Yes.
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Ye... No!
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No! How many times have I...?
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How many times have I heard that?
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Just get it sorted, right?!
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- Fran?
- Mm.
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Yeah. Look, we're not living
on a farm, right?
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Do you take my point?
So just do it because it is your job!
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Vouchers for the canteen.
I'm sorry about this.
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No. No.
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NO!
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Take these to the front for your desk.
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- Oh, great. Er, right.
- Go on, go on.
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Sorry, er, I don't actually know
what the job...
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Oh, for Christ's sake,
does he have to be told everything?!
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I'll see you later.
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Listen. If I have to come down there
and show you the box I will
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but you don't want that because
when I step in, those boxes travel.
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(Muffled) Yeah, in a box.
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(Shouting continues, muffled)
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So I left him sat there
staring at his thumbs in the ashtray.
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It's quite a funny story.
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(Chuckling)
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- Thumbs.
- (Laughing weakly)
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- In the ashtray.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Thumbs, yeah.
- Just lying there, all bloody.
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- Yeah.
- And bent. (Laughs)
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It's a very, very, very, very,
very funny, funny story.
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- It's not that funny.
- No.
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I don't wanna give the punters
the wrong impression.
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- Which would be...?
- Some people think I'm a thug.
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That's very upsetting.
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That's why I did the book,
to set a few things straight.
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To show the real, adorable you?
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Exactly!
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Anyway, lads, about the book reading,
I've got a slight problem.
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We can cancel it, that's fine!
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Cancel? No, no, no, ho.
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No big thing.
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I've just gotta brush up
on me reading skills.
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But you wrote a book.
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No, ghostwriter, innit?
Bloke who did the Spice Girls book.
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Wow!
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- So you can give me lessons, yeah?
- Er, no, we...
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- You can read?
- Obviously. Everybody can read.
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- Ahem.
- But we...
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Everybody...with...
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People who you...
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1-1 think we'll be able to help.
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So here's to your lessons.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Cheers.
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Incidentally, don't tell anyone about this.
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Otherwise I'll kill you both.
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And your mums.
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I don't know what
I'm supposed to be doing.
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- If they find out, they'll fire me.
- Don't worry.
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But I don't know what to do,
whether I'm supposed to...
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or...or anything!
I need this job.
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Oh, you'll pick it up.
It's all about attitude.
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Just go in there and give it a go
and you'll pick it up.
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We don't know how to teach
somebody to read
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but we'll...pick it up.
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Because that's how you learn anything,
like driving or...
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- Exactly. I'm not worried.
- Astrophysics.
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Exactly.
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- Lion taming.
- Exactly.
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I'm not worried.
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(Door slams)
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You seen Ted? Braces, spots.
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This is crap. He's crap.
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- At what?
- At everything!
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It's like he doesn't know
what he's doing.
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There's always one wanker
who faffs around
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and leaves everyone else
to pick up the slack.
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- How are you getting on?
- Good, yeah. Hectic.
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Pity about Ted.
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She hasn't done much
since I've been in.
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Right, noted. Cheers, Fran.
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When do you hand your stuff in, eh?
Thursday?
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- Thursday?
- Mm.
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Fair's fair, you hired me yesterday,
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told me nothing about the job,
I'm not going to keep...
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you waiting till Thursday.
First thing tomorrow.
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- Presenting it to the board?
- Yeah, of course. Of course.
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Great stuff. I wish Gus
would send me a few more like you.
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Get on with it!
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"I kept his ear
in my pocket for a month.
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"l used to chew it at parties.
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"Gets you noticed, I can tell you.”
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He's insane! This is insane!
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Reading is something
that can't be taught.
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No, you remember your early books.
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"Peter likes Jane, Jane likes Peter,
Peter has a ball.”
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"Jane has no thumbs.”
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Gentlemen.
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- Danny!
- Hello. Thank you.
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- Have a seat.
- Telling me what to do?
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(Both) No, no, no, no.
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- Er, have you eaten?
- Like a jumper?
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- You're not bored? Or...
- Nah.
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Let's start.
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OK. If you just read a page
we'll find your level.
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Hang on. Shouldn't I learn
the whatchamacallem first?
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- The...the...
- Yes?
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- The, erm...
- The what?
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The letters - alphabet. I gotta
know that before I can make words.
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Ahh.
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Yes. Yes, of course.
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- Manny, a moment.
- Yes.
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He doesn't know letters.
He can't read at all.
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So he missed school -
but he's very good at shooker.
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Is he? Good. Good!
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Go and dig out
Learning To Read With Steve Davis.
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Ahh! You see?
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- We're not quitters.
- 1am. I come from a long line of quitters.
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It's amazing I'm here at all.
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He's just an urchin, a foundling.
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- We can teach him.
- We can't!
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Look at that face.
I bet his cornflakes try to escape!
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- We have to try.
- What if we can't?
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Just try, Danny.
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Please, guess. What's the letter?
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Arr...
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Arrr...
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Argh...I've got a cluster headache.
I'm gettin' upset...
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I can't breathe. I've gotta go.
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- That's fine!
- If you have to.
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How long's it take for
these lessons to take effect?
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- 1 am doing well?
- Excellent. Excellent!
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- A natural.
- (Giggles maniacally)
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Oh, good. Good.
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Because if I can't read by Friday,
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you'll both be brown bread.
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Buttered. With Harry. On the boat.
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(Grunts)
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(Manny coughing, Bernard whimpering)
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Who's Harry?!
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(Moans) I don't have a boat!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, there you are.
Manny, what am I gonna do?
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I have to give a talk or a report
or a talk about a report...
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- We've got a real problem!
- I'll get fired!
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We'll get killed!
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- Will you both please relax?
- This is your fault.
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All I know about my job is there are
biscuits in the stationery cupboard.
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- What kind?
- We're gonna die!
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- It's nothing.
- It's not nothing.
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He eats poppadoms
without breaking them.
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We'll buy a lot and you'll be fine.
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Just go in there and do the thing.
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What thing?
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I love my thumbs.
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Don't worry. I'll call Gus.
He'll sort us out. Trust me.
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And what about me?
If 1 get the boot...
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Don't worry. Plenty of oomph.
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- "Oomph"?
- Oomph.
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Well, well, well.
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What am I doing here? I ask you that.
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What's it all about?
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Any ideas?
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Ask yourself -
is this, A, efficient
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and, B...
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productive?
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Is this the best that we can be?
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Are we or...
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are we not...
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a company?
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Thank you, Fran. Thank you very much.
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You're special. Hm? You're a leader.
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You're gonna head up your own team.
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You're going all the way.
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Yes, Danny. Yes, Danny.
OK, D-Danny, th-thank you.
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That was Danny, who's very excited
about being able to read by tomorrow.
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When is Gus coming?
What if Danny doesn't listen?
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Everyone listens to Gus, he's the fixer.
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Danny said if we told anyone...
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Look, we'll be discreet.
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- 1 know the lingo.
- But what...?
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What, you think you're a gangster?
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I'm known in all the boroughs.
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(Car horn honks)
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Right, clear off.
He doesn't talk to strangers.
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- Manny!
- Gus!
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Now, Manny, what can I do for you?
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It's our little transaction.
Half of it's wobbly.
249
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,037
(Inhales, tuts)
250
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,873
You know how it is,
someone goes in the deep end,
251
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,112
they get in a flap,
then the bully in them comes out
252
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,032
and you think, "Ooh, hello.”
253
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:09,636
Dear, oh dear. Michaels are being taken?
254
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,189
Ugly words. Threats, in fact.
255
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,874
Mums were mentioned, Gus. Mums.
256
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,439
Ah!
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This is total lack of respect.
258
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:22,510
You do it because it's your job!
259
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,638
Manny, I've been promoted,
1 get to bully everyone!
260
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,519
Fatty and Spotty wee themselves
when I walk by!
261
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:32,389
- Fran...
- I still don't know what I'm doing.
262
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,551
- This is Mr, erm...
- Ahh.
263
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,109
(Childish voice) Hello!
264
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,318
Can't you do anything by yourself?!
265
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,994
Manny, don't you dare tell anyone.
266
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,037
Mum's the word.
267
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:48,397
No, no, no!
268
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,430
Er, sorry about that.
See, the problem is...
269
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,194
You're being bullied.
Now, we can't have that.
270
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,437
Leave it to me, Manny.
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00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,876
- Sorry to trouble you, Gus.
- No trouble.
272
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,232
What did he say, the midget?
273
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,632
- You mustn't call him...
- He's a midget. A tiny midget.
274
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,714
- What if he overheard?
- He won't! His ears are too small!
275
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,916
What's he gonna do about Danny?
276
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,877
It'll be fine. He'll call him off.
277
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,638
How do you know? He's a crook.
278
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,634
Let's just say we've always
understood one another.
279
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,755
Go get me some Turkish Delight.
280
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:49,191
Nugent, Gus. Get rid of the girl.
281
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,590
She's a bully, she's got no respect.
282
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,990
Yeah, threats and everything.
283
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:57,152
I can't tonight, I'm going to see
the Kronos Quartet.
284
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,595
It's not fair, I was doing so well.
285
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,752
Everybody loved me
and they were all so lovely.
286
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:49,196
- You didn't know what you were doing.
- Don't interrupt!
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00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,510
I had authority, I was...somebody.
288
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,716
Can't you talk to Gus, please?
289
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:57,680
He's already done us a big favour
by sorting Danny out.
290
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:02,391
It's unfortunate you got fired
immediately after I...spoke to him.
291
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,154
But everything's gonna be all right
292
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:09,632
and it'll be OK
because it's all very, very good.
293
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,594
Dreadful people. The Gucci dwarf,
294
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,878
and that drongo Danny!
You couldn't teach a thug like that.
295
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,359
Bernard, shut up.
296
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,910
Gus was genuine underworld
because he has to use a ladder to pee
297
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,311
- but that huge gonk!
- Bernard, Bernard...
298
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:30,109
1 wish I could see him again
cos I'd have him, like that.
299
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,352
I feel a bit woozy.
300
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,193
I always get dizzy before the screams.
301
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:39,910
(Mouths)
302
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,197
Before the air is full
of gizzards and tendons.
303
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,550
The hair. The blood.
304
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,637
It'll pass in a mo.
305
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,514
And then I'm gonna rip your...
306
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:59,116
So you're the one who can't read, hm?
307
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,910
- Sit down.
- What?
308
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,879
I said sit down!
309
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,789
Take that silly look off your big head.
310
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:22,117
Now, we've drawn an A, haven't we?
311
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,072
What is it?
312
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,959
It's an...A.
313
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,033
- I wanna go to the toilet.
- Shut up.
314
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,117
Not until you can read this.
315
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,714
Nibbly Pig Got On A Bus.
316
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,509
She's playing with fire -
he's not ready for Nibbly Pig.
317
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,477
Here's the divvy.
318
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,796
Keep it down out there, would you?
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00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,837
Cue Danny.
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00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,072
"It is a truth,
universally acknowledged,
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00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,755
"that a single man
in possession of a good fortune
322
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,480
"must be in want of a wife.”
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