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(+ Eerie music)
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(Whispered chanting)
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(+ Music intensifies)
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Three 99s, please.
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I'm staring. I'm staring at women.
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It's the heat, all the dresses.
It's driving me nuts.
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It's very hot. Too hot.
What's the temperature?
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No, I'm not 12.
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- No, go away!
- Only trying to be nice.
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Sorry, I'm tired.
I haven't slept in a week.
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My flat is suffocating.
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- What's the temperature?
- Stop asking that, will you?
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- Mustn't stare.
- You don't stare at me.
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You're my oldest friend.
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Anyway, you look like
you just fell out of a tree.
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Go home and get some rest.
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I can't sleep there.
It's like the walls are closing in on me.
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Look at her.
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I bet she washes her hair
in streams and milks things.
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She's not even sweating.
Has she not glands?
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Jesus, it's 81 degrees. 81!
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- Don't block the frock.
- But it might get to 88.
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- And it can't. It can't!
- Shut up and have a cold bath.
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I should get a girlfriend before
I turn into one of those freaks
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- who just gawp at women.
- Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna lie down.
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Excuse me. Have you...?
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- Oh.
- One for you too.
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- You know what we want?
- We like different stuff.
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You're going on holiday,
you want trash but different trash -
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you women want social themes,
believable characters.
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You want plots, suspense.
This'll do you both.
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This temp's 29, she can't get
a boyfriend. Oh, my God.
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- Sounds great.
- No way.
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And she's got 12 hours
to stop a nuclear war.
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- All right.
- One each, then.
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(Snoring)
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(Snoring continues)
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Get out. Women think
you're my girlfriend. Go.
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Just for a few hours.
In my place I lie there writhing
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and sticky and glistening...
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Stop it! I'm getting a summer
girlfriend till this wears off.
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She'll be a summery girl, with hair
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and summery friends
who know how to be outside.
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She'll play tennis and
wear dresses and have bare feet.
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And in the autumn I'll ditch her!
Cos she's my summer girl.
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Come on, get up! Go home! Get up!
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- (Grumbles sleepily)
- Bye-bye!
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(Siren wailing)
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(Creaking)
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(Creaking)
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(Grinding)
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- (Crash)
- (Shrieks)
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88. What's the big deal?
What happens to you?
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- You don't wanna know.
- ldo.
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- No, you don't.
- Don't do that!
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I want to know even more
if you tell me I don't.
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Trust me, you don't wanna know.
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Well, you don't wanna know
why I want to know.
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- Oh? Why's that?
- Ha! See?
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- I have a condition.
- What? What's it called?
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Dave's syndrome.
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You're making this up.
It's like your fudge thing.
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You have to eat lots because...
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Stops me going deaf.
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Yeah, and the other one.
What... You only travel in vans.
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No! The other way!
Never let me be put in a van!
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It's rubbish! Attention-seeking rubbish.
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Hi. Do you have a book...?
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Thank you.
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Would you like a cool one?
Lovely on a hot day.
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Cool books?
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Straight from the fridge.
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Oh, thank you.
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Ohhh...
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Ohhhhh.
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(Ding)
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OK, if I told you that the walls of my flat
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were actually moving in,
would you think I was strange?
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No, I'd ask you to come round
and look after my small children.
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If you don't believe me,
come round and we'll watch the wall.
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No, we'll be watching the thermometer.
Won't we, Bernard?
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It's an impossible choice -
walls, thermometers...
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I'll just have to hope when I flip the coin
it explodes and Kills me.
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Fran! Hello. How's it going?
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Might be a slight rent increase soon.
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Price of light bulbs.
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What's this - 2B?
There was never a 2B...
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This is a new door.
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You have moved my bloody wall
and put a room in.
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You're funny, Fran! It's a Victorian house.
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A lot of them were built
with redouble perspective.
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You might think a room's
twice as big or small as it really is.
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There was never a flat here.
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It's the heat, love...
playing tricks with your mind.
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No, don't. That's rude, love.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi. Are you in 2A?
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I'm in 2. There is no 2A.
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Oh, come on.
This flat's always been here.
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Remember the Bracewells?
And the Guptas?
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Little Sanjay with his trumpet practice.
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Mr Marchman, I meant to ask you
to fix the peephole.
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I can see into the flat from out here
but I can't see out.
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- It's weird.
- Soon, love, soon.
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Don't listen to him, he's making this up,
this is a new room!
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- She's a bit...
- Iam not a bit...
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Would you like to have a coffee
and talk about this?
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Oh, yeah. Coffee that I spilt,
you picked up with tweezers
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and now you're gonna serve it to me.
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OK, that was mad.
But the rest is true.
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- I want my flat back!
- Girls, girls...girls.
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You're both such lovely girls.
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You'll be sharing sugar in no time.
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Don't fight. And if you do,
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fight nice with pillows and...jimjams.
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The heating's on!
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I want to see what happens
to you at 88 degrees.
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- Don't do that again.
- You're making this up.
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1 will have no malingerers in my shop.
Go and fetch my lolly.
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It was the landlord.
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He moved my wall and put in another flat
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and now there is this woman
in my space.
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- What's she like?
- Oh, you know the type.
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They're all, "Helloooo,” and "Hiiii.”
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She even asked me in for coffee.
A really clever bitch.
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1 think you should get a lawyer.
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Expensive. Get someone
to pretend to be one.
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Someone who's like a lawyer -
arrogant, cruel, crooked,
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a liar, a real bastard,
that'd sort them out.
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- No, I'm not doing it.
- Oh, goon.
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When you get a girlfriend,
I'll give you a reference.
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I'll lie for you, say you're OK.
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All right. Deal.
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(Buzzing)
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(Grinding)
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Not so fast.
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I represent Fran Katzenjammer
from flat 2, she's my client,
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and I'm a hotshot lawyer
like on television.
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- So what's the problem exactly?
- My client's room is smaller.
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It's illegal to steal space
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under the European Act
of Legislation which happens...
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in a court.
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Her room's the same as always.
I've got the measurements.
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- Don't evade the question.
- Eh?
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- Just answer the question!
- What question?
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Hmm? Oh. Sorry.
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Where were you
when the rooms were measured?
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- lwas...
- Ha, ha, ha! Oh!
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So where was the room?
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2B's always been there,
you can see for yourself.
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Damn right, before I send this building
downtown to the boys in the lab.
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I'm sequestering these as evidence.
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And I'm issuing you with
a decree of... sub... ju... dae. Subjudae!
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You are under a legal subjudae
to stay there until...
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Until such time as...
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..Simon says, "Stand up”.
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- Hello?
- All rise. Hello.
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I am Bernard Black from
Black Hingley &...Whoohoey Associates.
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You're accused of space thievery.
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- I've come to measure the room.
- Why?
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Don't kid around, sister,
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you could spend the next
20 years in the electric chair.
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But I've done nothing wrong.
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How could you? Look at you.
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You're a summer flower.
Here, have a judge's bun.
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Thank you. Come in. Look.
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I don't understand her next door.
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Oh, forget her. She's a mad bitch.
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But I don't want to have to go to court.
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Don't worry, I'll represent you.
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Really, I wanted somewhere a bit bigger.
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Maybe I'll just move.
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Cos in the summer,
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I like having a sense
of light and airiness and space.
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You know, like something Georgian.
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That's incredible.
Since you've been here it seems bigger.
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Feng shui is nine-tenths of the law.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm literally jumping for joy.
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This is gonna be
the best summer yet. I love you.
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- ltis!
- (Banging)
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Bernard, you arsehole!
(Muffled expletives)
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Er, I'll call, OK? I've got to go.
Lengthy trial coming up,
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I have to get wig extensions. OK? Bye.
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You have no idea how easy it is
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to get a girlfriend if you're me,
which you're not.
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- It's 84 degrees!
- Relax, I got you a present.
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The latest thing.
It actually sucks out your body heat
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if you fill it with boiling water
and wear it all the time.
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- And you will stay with me...
- I'm a boyfriend now,
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I've got duties -
sighing and holding hands
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and not finishing sentences.
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You and the sun will
have to battle it out alone.
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Excuse me. I bought this for
someone and they don't want it.
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I was wondering if I could change it.
Maybe for the money.
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Sand. Manny?
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{Munches)
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Sardinia, south.
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Portoscuso. The little beach
by the old monastery.
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- Get out.
- Damn.
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You bastard! You nine-sided whore!
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I had to, she was gonna leave!
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I'm your oldest friend! And I can't sleep!
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- It's just for the summer.
- Forget it.
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I am going to have
blissful slumber tonight.
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Forget your summer bunny.
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Fran, he won't help me in the heat.
Can I stay with you?
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There's no room!
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Yeah, I know.
But there's two different kinds.
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There's bad asbestos
and there's nice asbestos.
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Anyway, it grows on you.
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Yeah, don't worry. Bye!
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Hello, Mr Landlord.
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I've got a complaint.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yes.
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It's my bed.
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It's just too damn big for little me.
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Your room's too small,
your bed's too big...
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Look...
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I think we can work it out...
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in-in... in the bed.
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I don't understand.
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It's very simple. Look -
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You're there, OK, and I'm there.
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Or the other way around.
Don't care. Too tired.
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Let me get this straight -
you're offering...
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you are actually offering...
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I am actually offering you me, yes.
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Me. Yours. To enjoy.
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Like an éclair or...
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a day at the zoo.
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Eh?
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Sex! Sexy...sex!
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Oh! Anything for a tenant!
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When you put the room back
the way it was.
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Should I bring this?
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Mmm.
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Bernard, this thermal jacket you bought
me isn't working. I feel quite warm.
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Trust me, it's what
the astronauts use to keep cool.
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- Is space hot?
- Of course it is!
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Where else do you think
we get pineapples from?
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I hope you're wearing
your Heat-B-Gone booties.
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- Where are you going?
- Out. Courtship calls.
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I'm getting Alice chocolate,
flowers, chocolate flowers,
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00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,157
florets of chocolate,
it's a truckload of woo.
245
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:25,710
It's 86 degrees, you can't leave me,
it might hit 88.
246
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,155
I'm scared, Bernard, please don't go.
247
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,596
Oh, you mustn't get to 88 degrees.
Why is that again?
248
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,832
- You don't wanna know.
- You're right, I don't.
249
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,833
Bernard, please!
Bernard, please, please!
250
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,673
Please don't leave me. Please, Bernard.
251
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,957
Please don't leave me. Please!
252
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:47,431
I'll tell you! I'll tell you
what happens at 88 degrees.
253
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,518
Oh! Oh, thank you.
254
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,557
Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
255
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,995
Thank you, Bernard. Oh, bless you.
256
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,630
Thank you, Bernard, thank you.
Oh, thank you, Bernard.
257
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,677
- I forgot my wallet.
- What?
258
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,873
Oh...no! Please!
259
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,917
Please!
260
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,916
Aaaah.
261
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,039
No, the flat's great. No more trouble
from the mad neighbour.
262
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:21,159
But the lawyer guy who sorted it out,
he turns out to be a freak.
263
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,073
I can't move for
all the flowers he's sent.
264
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,356
Yes, and fancy presents.
265
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,353
And awful, awful poems.
266
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,636
Listen to this one.
267
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,951
"Think of a bee, you are its knees
268
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,873
"You waft through me
like a summer's breeze
269
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,395
"Can I come round Tuesday, please?"
270
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,437
I know. Terrible!
271
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,272
I know.
272
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,877
The wine's nice, though.
273
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,793
(Thunderous grinding)
274
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,396
Just a skirting board bolt.
275
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:59,599
Won't look like it's moving now.
Not that it ever did, mind.
276
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,637
Great, thanks.
277
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,997
This...other problem...
278
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:08,994
- Sorry?
- The difficulty with the bed.
279
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:12,516
Oh, no, the bed's fine. I love my bed.
280
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,557
We talked about the bed.
281
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,234
Oh, no. No, no, ho, no, no.
282
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,073
You must be thinking
about someone else.
283
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:24,677
It's been hot today,
and that can play tricks with your mind.
284
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,512
But...
285
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,557
I moved the wall back for you.
286
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,632
Don't be silly. The wall never moved.
287
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,677
- You said.
- Yeah...
288
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,513
Call you next time the toilet's blocked.
289
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:48,030
Er... Brrr! Brrrrr! Cold, cold.
290
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,634
Brrr, brrrr! Cold.
291
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,280
Not working!
292
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,750
86! 86 degrees!
293
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,796
Use the power of the mind.
Think of cold things!
294
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,871
Oh, no! A blizzard!
295
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,752
(Arctic wind noises)
296
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,400
I'd like a copy of Tempocalypse, please.
297
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,359
Go! Go away! Icy winds! Dangerous here!
298
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,397
- Go!
- Please, go on.
299
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,437
Oh, all right.
300
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,950
What? Where are the books?
301
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,116
(Low roar)
302
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,754
Oooh. (Puffs)
303
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,959
(Snarling)
304
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,793
(Bell rings)
305
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,190
(Snarling, shiggering)
306
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,759
(Bell ringing)
307
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:53,231
(Man screaming)
308
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,237
Bye, then!
309
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,072
Piss off!
310
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,957
- (Accordion chirps)
- Hello!
311
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,873
Come to serenade you.
I can't play guitar.
312
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,839
I can't play this either
but it might be less obvious.
313
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,877
So if you could look wistful...
314
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,679
- No, thanks. Goodbye.
- Where are you going?
315
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,433
Somewhere else.
316
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,751
I've had enough.
The flat's small, then it's huge,
317
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,992
now it's a closet
full of flowers and truffles.
318
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,674
- 1 am not interested. OK?
- But-but...
319
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,513
- Get lost!
- No, no!
320
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,876
My summer girlfriend doesn't get angry.
321
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,271
You laugh as we cycle
around the Cotswolds in a taxi.
322
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:45,831
You flick the cherry off the pie
just like Auntie Nibbs did.
323
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,877
What?
324
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,877
Freak.
325
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,917
Stop!
326
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,594
- Bernard.
- Stop! She's breaking the law!
327
00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:00,275
Forget it. She was never your girlfriend.
328
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,034
It's just the heat playing tricks
with your mind.
329
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,634
There's nothing wrong with my mind!
330
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,109
You're wearing an accordion.
331
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,875
(Squawks)
332
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:18,636
(Banging, accordion honking)
333
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,313
Listen, this whole thing,
we're old friends.
334
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:30,075
Don't you think it's about time
now that we admitted
335
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,232
that we're hugely attracted
to one another?
336
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,277
Just for the summer.
337
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:39,149
No, I don't. I think we should wait a bit.
338
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,675
Till when? Yeah?
339
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,592
Mmm...when?
340
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,036
Until at least one of us is dead?
341
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,436
- Let's get a drink, then.
- OK. But not at the shop.
342
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,955
I don't want to hear how hot Manny is.
343
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:59,192
What was the name he made up
for that condition?
344
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,271
I don't know. Some nonsense.
345
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:05,558
Blake's syndrome,
Blaine's syndrome, some rubbish.
346
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,200
(+ Eerie music)
347
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,594
(Metallic banging)
348
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,154
Yaaaaah!
349
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,754
(Roars)
350
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,790
Poor bloke.
351
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,637
Dave's syndrome.
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