Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:40,079
� Oh, Jesus!
� Yes, you've been caught!
2
00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:44,835
� What sort of time do you call this?
� It's only midnight.
3
00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,150
Where were you? Quickly � no lies.
4
00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,915
� Out with some friends.
� Friends? Out? With? Some?
5
00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,037
Let me smell your breath.
6
00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,555
I thought so! Chips!
Where are my chips?
7
00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:01,510
Your clothes are all rumpled!
Is that lipstick on your beard?
8
00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,280
Here I am, worrying myself
away into a stick
9
00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,557
and you're scoffing chips
from some tart's lap!
10
00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,917
Where's my tart?!
I want chips and tarts!
11
00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,595
� Get up them stairs!
� You're not the king of me!
12
00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,717
� I can go out if I want!
� Look here!
13
00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,792
Maybe other boys who work
in bookshops do what they want.
14
00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,440
But under my roof
you abide by my rules!
15
00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,477
This isn't Waterstone's.
16
00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,677
I wish I'd never been born!
17
00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:40,039
Manny! Stop singing in the bath!
18
00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,192
(Manny) I'm not in the bath,
I'm on the toilet.
19
00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:47,114
Who sings on the toilet?
Stop singing on the toilet!
20
00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:55,480
I'm probably getting a lot
of secondary smoke from you.
21
00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,279
Don't worry about it.
Get me a drink sometime.
22
00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,840
(Manny) Are there any customers in?
23
00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,115
No.
24
00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,191
(Singing happily)
25
00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,037
(Phone)
26
00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:16,476
Hello? What? Yes, hang on.
27
00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,437
Friend of yours. Some woman.
28
00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,955
Oh, right. Hello? Oh, hiya.
29
00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,429
No! He didn't?!
30
00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,909
Did...? He didn't?! Oh...
31
00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,391
He was definitely
looking at you. He was!
32
00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,074
Oh, yes. (Laughs)
33
00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,314
Who is this?! What age are you?!
34
00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,040
30? Is there something
wrong with you?!
35
00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,475
He can't talk,
he has to do his chores.
36
00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,199
I can't believe you did that.
You're so rude!
37
00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,754
Manny!
38
00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,831
� Oh, hi...
� Not you � Manny.
39
00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:55,434
Manny! Look � look!
40
00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:56,919
� Yeah?
- Yeah.
41
00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,514
� "Penelope Learmouth�Tonk.�
� Ha.
42
00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,114
"At home in her graceful mansion...�
43
00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,955
Why can't we talk about something
we're all interested in?
44
00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:16,634
Hey, you know what? Last week,
remember when I thought I had piles?
45
00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,270
It was just Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
46
00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:26,789
Aaa...nd back to the magazine!
47
00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:30,669
That's it! Manny has lots to do.
Thank you, Fran. Bye�bye.
48
00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:34,071
� It's important!
� You, Imperial Leather � work.
49
00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,074
Right, you, Hawkwind � back to work.
50
00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,238
Nothing to do.
51
00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,870
There's plenty to do.
Splishy�splashy, come on.
52
00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:50,314
(Tuts)
53
00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:14,871
What did you do that for?
54
00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,510
It's stupid and dangerous.
You'll have somebody's eye out.
55
00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,789
Hurry up and sweep up, will you?
56
00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:27,590
( Heavy metal)
57
00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,677
� Bernard!
� (Music stops)
58
00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,592
(Music starts)
59
00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,439
(Music stops)
60
00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,237
(Phone)
61
00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,714
Manny!
62
00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,239
Manny, phone!
63
00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,230
Man... I'll get it, shall I?
64
00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,040
Hello?
65
00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,238
� Bernard, hello?
� Manny, the phone was ringing!
66
00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:52,154
I'm running away.
I left you a note � did you not see?
67
00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:56,074
Running away? Note? Did? See?
What are you talking about?
68
00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,958
It's right in front of you.
69
00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:01,556
� Why are you running away?
� The note will explain everything.
70
00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,874
It's nearly a page,
just give me the gist of it.
71
00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,679
Well, I made a photocopy, so yes.
72
00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:12,390
"Dear Bernard, by the time
you read this I will be gone.
73
00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,551
"You will never hear my voice again.
74
00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,951
"I will never write or phone
or attempt to get in touch with you.
75
00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:22,238
"The reason is that you've been
really nasty to me recently.
76
00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,790
"I think I'm old enough
to make my own way in the world
77
00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,440
"and if you think that I'm...�
A bee!
78
00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,397
(Yelling)
79
00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,749
(Manny, yelling)
�There's a bee! Get...!"
80
00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,513
(Glass smashes)
81
00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:46,150
I've put my arm through the glass!
Get off! Get off!"
82
00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,469
Manny?
83
00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:52,634
�It's bleeding!
God, someone help me! (Screams)'
84
00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,518
(Pips)
85
00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,911
"Wait, I'LL put in more money!
There we go.
86
00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,389
�Agh! The bee's on my head!
Get it off!
87
00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,598
�Wait, wait, someone's coming.
Oh, thank you.
88
00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:07,071
�What? No, no, get off!
Bernard! I'm being mugged!
89
00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,232
� 'Send help! Send... Agh!"
� (Dial tone)
90
00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,879
Where's Manny?
91
00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,633
Not here.
92
00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,597
Well, how can I find him?
93
00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:19,230
You could become a terrible event
and happen to him.
94
00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,716
I really wanted
to tell him this thing.
95
00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:26,873
What's all this telling Manny
everything business? Tell me.
96
00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,758
No, you won't get it.
97
00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,514
� No, I will. Come on.
- OK.
98
00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,352
� Apparently...
- Yeah.
99
00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:36,558
� David Beckham...
� The footballer!
100
00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,359
� Yes...
� Big smile, black guy, chat show.
101
00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,432
See? You won't get this.
102
00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:46,150
I know. Sorry. He cried during the
World Cup and now he sells crisps.
103
00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:52,355
Do you know nothing about
modern culture, Bernard?
104
00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,795
Beckham, Posh, Pokemon. I mean...
105
00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,554
Pac Man. It's pronounced Pac Man.
106
00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,757
Forget it. Where is Manny?
107
00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:03,070
� Oh, he quit.
� He quit?
108
00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:07,393
Quite funny, actually, he rang to say
he quit and he was in a phone box,
109
00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:12,031
and there was this bee,
and he put his arm through the glass
110
00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,157
and he was bleeding and everything
111
00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,595
and then he got mugged.
112
00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:20,036
Just like that �
the bee, the bleeding and the mugger.
113
00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,555
(Laughs)
114
00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,597
So we should help him.
115
00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:31,234
And, um, it's just that
we're a little bit worried.
116
00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,277
Yeah. I'm frantic.
117
00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,958
He left after being shouted at by...
118
00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,873
She spoilt it.
She's always talking to him.
119
00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:45,272
Giving him little things to eat. How
will he learn about the real world?
120
00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,351
If anything happened to him...
121
00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,954
� Derek, could you do a tea run?
� Sure.
122
00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:53,510
� Can I get you anything?
� Oh, I'd love a glass of white.
123
00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,637
As long as it's not Chardonnay.
124
00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:58,473
Er, well, no, it's tea or coffee,
I'm afraid.
125
00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:00,233
(Fran) No, thanks.
126
00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,635
Right, can you describe Manny?
127
00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,439
Um... He's...
128
00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,114
"Help fight crime, dial 999.�
129
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,238
Is it 999 because
it rhymes with "crime"?
130
00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,392
I really think you should start
taking this seriously.
131
00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,790
Manny could have a tough time
on the streets.
132
00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,440
Now, can you describe him, please?
133
00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,034
� Yeah, he's...
� He's a pain in the hole.
134
00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,440
(Thud)
135
00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:28,150
He's small, he's got a lot of hair.
136
00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,834
And he's got a sort of goatee thing.
137
00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,799
� What, a beard?
- Yeah.
138
00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,440
Just how old is your son?
139
00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:44,958
Oh, he's not our son.
No, he's, what? About 32, 33.
140
00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,678
Yeah, yeah.
141
00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,920
( Harry Nilsson:
Everybody's Talkin")
142
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,958
Everybody's talkin at me
143
00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,191
I don't hear a word they're sayin"
144
00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:21,357
Only the echoes of my mind
145
00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,799
People stop and stare and
146
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,634
I can't see their faces
147
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:37,551
Only the shadows of their eyes
148
00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:42,151
I'm goin' where the sun
keeps shinin
149
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,629
Through the pourin' rain
150
00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:49,710
Goin where the weather
suits my clothes
151
00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:00,678
� (Italian accent) Come in.
� I won't stay long...
152
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,876
I'll just get some water.
153
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,759
Water? No, what you need
is a nice wine.
154
00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,480
A nice glass of wine for you, huh?
155
00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,437
- You like wine?
� Uh, yeah.
156
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,511
You like wine? Wine is nice.
157
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,432
(Chuckling)
158
00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,431
Wine is very nice, yes.
159
00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,353
A nice glass of wine for you.
160
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:23,559
Oh, well, someone serving me drinks.
That's a new experience.
161
00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,597
All right, all right.
162
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,559
� Oh...
� No, sit down, sit down...
163
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,438
So, uh, you like my clothes?
164
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:34,798
I get you clothes just like it.
You want a bath? Or some chicken?
165
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:40,479
We can watch The Simpsons �
that's so funny and cool.
166
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,278
� Funny.
- Yeah.
167
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:46,069
� So you're a photographer?
� Yeah, I do a lot of things.
168
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,117
I take pictures,
169
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,191
I sell ice cream...
170
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,635
I do a little work for...
You know CIA?
171
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,314
� Yes.
� Them. Can I feel your beard?
172
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,993
� Er, sorry?
� Your beard. Can I feel it?
173
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:06,550
Er, um, uh, no, I don't think so.
174
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,359
No funny stuff. Nothing "weird".
175
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:10,919
Um...
176
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,752
Oh, OK.
177
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,433
That's good.
178
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,113
Stay still.
179
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,237
(Sighs)
180
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,478
� Is good beard.
� Yeah?
181
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:28,110
Yeah. Oh, is...
is like a little bird.
182
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:33,190
(Hoots like an owl)
183
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,193
� Do you use oils?
� No.
184
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:41,319
You should. It's wonderful...
The colours, it's auburn...
185
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,994
Ginger, too. It's got everything.
186
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,560
Come on, come here, stand here.
187
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,631
� What?
� It's going to be fun.
188
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:53,429
Just there � good, good.
Stay still � look at the camera.
189
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,670
And...again.
190
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:59,549
� What?
� Give me emotion. Give me happy!
191
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,029
� Ooh!
� That's good.
192
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,270
You've done this before, eh?
193
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,920
OK, I need something...
194
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,595
You are lost doggie
in crowded funfair.
195
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,554
(Yelps)
196
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,797
Manny was something else.
197
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,713
You don't meet
someone like him every day.
198
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,757
I met him every day.
199
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,240
I met him all day
and all night every day.
200
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,709
Today's one of the few days
I haven't met him.
201
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:35,476
And he still wrote to me and rang me.
I'm expecting a fax any minute.
202
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,953
But, yes, I know, it's all...
203
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,792
it's very...
204
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,350
Yeah... It's just so...
205
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,199
But cheer up,
it's just the two of us now!
206
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:56,916
� No offence or anything.
� That used to be enough.
207
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,310
You just don't wanna do anything fun.
208
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,199
� I like fun! I can do fun.
� Yeah?
209
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,351
You want fun? OK!
210
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,150
I haven't come to talk,
I just forgot...
211
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,471
Oh, no, Bernard.
212
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,438
What "no"? Check it out.
213
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,194
No, no... No.
214
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,840
� It's fun!
� Oh, no, Bernard.
215
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,593
� No...
� I'm fun, now.
216
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,069
� No, no...
� Look! Mouths!
217
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,913
"Hello, Fran. How are you?"
218
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,992
Cocktail sausage?
219
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,076
Come on! Let's have a party!
220
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,915
We'll go and see a gig �
it's a long time since I've been.
221
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,799
� Let's go and see The Skids.
� Bernard...
222
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,315
� Do you like pina colada?
� Bernard.
223
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,835
� And walking in the rain?
� Bernard.
224
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:49,151
� I am into champagne.
� Oh, stop, you're just...
225
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,518
� (Sobs)
� Fran, come on, that's enough!
226
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,113
Come on!
227
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,397
� You drove him away!
� Stop blaming me!
228
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:04,360
Just let me in, Fran, let me in.
Don't lock me out, let me in!
229
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,477
What are you talking about?
230
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,632
I'm being...upset. You know.
231
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:13,793
You tortured him.
You wouldn't let him eat Frosties.
232
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,632
They make so much noise!
233
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:19,270
If he'd wait one minute
to let the milk sink in � but no!
234
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,955
� And you hated his beard.
� I kept finding it everywhere!
235
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,872
You said he had a funny smell.
236
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,998
He did!
He had a living beetroot smell!
237
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:31,675
� Who do I have to talk to now?
� Me! Remember me?
238
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,673
� I was here way before him!
� You don't talk.
239
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:39,470
You just sit there and scowl
and smoke and make hurtful remarks.
240
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,995
You used to love my hurtful remarks!
241
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:46,711
You just sit there
and you snipe and sneer and you moan,
242
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,634
you carp and you complain,
you damn and blast,
243
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,679
and you burn and bludgeon everything
until there's nothing but ashes!
244
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,717
You always say that!
245
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,599
You never wanted him here
in the first place.
246
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:02,433
Now he's gone you're happy.
That's fine.
247
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,477
As long as you're happy.
248
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:09,031
As long as you're happy
everything's fine.
249
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,511
� Fran!
� Bernard.
250
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:18,150
I don't think I wanna see you
for a while.
251
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,670
Forgot my bag.
252
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,840
Without him it's just a yo!
253
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,192
You're a slave �
slave in Ben Hur movie.
254
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,759
Good, good.
255
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:57,195
Try a maid � family maid.
256
00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,033
French maid in, er,
black and white film.
257
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,997
That's good, good!
258
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,038
Come on, Manny, come on,
give me more!
259
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,634
More maid, come on! Good.
260
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,279
Turn around!
261
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,432
Yeah, uh...
Something's not quite right.
262
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,511
It's too Merchant�Ivory.
263
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,638
What can we...what can we do?
264
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,953
Yeah, I know � undo the...
265
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,190
buttons on your shirt there.
266
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,920
� What?
� The buttons, take them down.
267
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,436
Oh, er... Er, no, I don't think...
268
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:34,479
� Come on, don't be shy. Come on.
� No, I-1"d rather not.
269
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:41,154
OK. You're maybe not as professional
as I thought you were.
270
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,834
No, I mean... Um...
271
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,759
� Mm�hm.
� Like this?
272
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,071
That's good, that's... One more. Yes!
273
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,039
That's it! That's good!
Good, come on! Grr!
274
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,919
�= Grr.
� Yes, yes, yes!
275
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,311
Manny, stick with me and I'll
make you a star, you know?
276
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,950
The hairiest star...
in the whole Milky Way!
277
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,073
( Spandau Ballet: Gold)
278
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,518
Gold!
279
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,672
I'm glad that
you're bound to return
280
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,274
Something I could have learned
281
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,079
You're indestructible
282
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,629
Always believe in...
283
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,317
(Laughing)
284
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,437
Check, please.
285
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,230
What's going on? Who's this?
286
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,277
Is no one.
287
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:38,000
Is Maurice. Maurice, wait outside.
288
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:43,191
Manny, I want to introduce you
to some good friends of mine.
289
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:47,194
This is Mr Akira, Mr Akenzo,
Mr Kahie.
290
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,430
(Speaks Japanese)
291
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,157
Uh, Manny, I got
some work to do tonight so, uh,
292
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:58,359
why don't you go out
and have a few drinks with Mr Akira?
293
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,751
� A few drinks? Who is he?
� He's a very nice man.
294
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:05,356
Go out, have a few drinks,
smile, laugh at his jokes,
295
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,115
then maybe you go to casino...
Oh, very important �
296
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:13,876
to bring him luck let him touch your
beard before he throw the dice.
297
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,112
� Why does he want me to go?
� He see your picture.
298
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,556
He see your picture and he go crazy!
"1 want him!" He said that.
299
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,631
Where did he see my picture?!
300
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,997
� In a magazine, I told you.
� What magazine?
301
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,196
What?! What's...?!
302
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:32,114
I never posed for this �
you never told me about this!
303
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,192
� I told you when you were out!
- You didn't!
304
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,830
Are you arguing with me?
You think these clothes are cheap?!
305
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:42,072
This food?!
This is how you appreciate me?
306
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,595
I tell you, I grew you like a flower!
307
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,637
And now you must�a bloom!
308
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:50,076
(Speaking Japanese)
309
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:56,236
Look, there is no way I'm going
to the casino with this man.
310
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,517
Come on, it's just a bit of gambling,
a few drinks, then...
311
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,559
make sure he gets back
to his hotel safely. (Snorts)
312
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:09,757
What...! I...! There is no way
I'm going to the casino, all right?!
313
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:13,356
Now, you have given me
everything that money can buy, yes.
314
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,273
I've slept on satin sheets,
315
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:20,115
I've eaten crinkle�cut chips
from a silver bowl,
316
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,318
I've been driven
all over town in minicabs,
317
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,994
but there's some things
that money can't buy,
318
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:30,074
like the love I found in
a little bookshop off Russell Square.
319
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:36,076
Yes, love. Well, not love
so much, more...freedom, you know...
320
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,915
Well, not really freedom,
more a largesse of heart.
321
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,834
Er, not really largesse of heart
or freedom or...or love,
322
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,480
but I was never
contractually obliged
323
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,949
to sleep with foreign businessmen.
324
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,077
And that is something!
325
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,232
Something that no amount
of spaghetti bolognese
326
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,596
and drinks with umbrellas in can buy.
327
00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:00,435
So there's no way I'm
going to the casino. No way. Never!
328
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,237
(Footsteps)
329
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,394
Hello.
330
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,118
H�hello.
331
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:22,638
� Sorry I'm late.
� No, you're not late. No.
332
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,599
� Shall I...?
� You don't have to, no.
333
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,559
� I don't mind...
� It's up to you.
334
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,280
(Both muttering)
335
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,996
Morning, Bernard. Morning, Manny.
336
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,957
(Both) Morning.
337
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,596
(Gasps) Oh, my God!
338
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,593
� What?
� Oh, God...
339
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:13,311
Mickey Rourke had another facelift.
He looks like his trousers.
340
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,391
God, look at him.
341
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,711
Manny, can I borrow
your corkscrew, please?
25902
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof