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Hiya!
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Hello...
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— Hello.
— I'm, um...the...
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Ahh!
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Yes, of course! How are you?
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I'm fine. How are you?
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Fine.
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We haven't slept together,
and you're not here to freak me out.
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— No, no.
— (Laughs)
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It's just with you
being a man and everything,
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I thought maybe we'd had sex.
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I'm supposed to be
working in a bookshop.
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I'm Manny.
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— Fran. Um, what bookshop?
— The one next door?
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— Bernard's bookshop?
- Yeah.
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— Bernard hired you?
— Yeah, he did.
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— You're working for Bernard?
— Indeed I am.
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Wait. Bernard —
Irish, smokes, drinking, wargh!
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Yeah. That's... wargh — brilliant.
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— That Bernard?
— That's him.
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I thought it'd be nice, you know —
bookshop, books, mellow. (Hums)
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— (Laughs) "Mellow"?
- Yeah.
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— (Laughs)
— What?
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— (Laughing)
— What...? What do you...?
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— Run away!
— (Chuckles)
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(Mumbles) What?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Umm...
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Mr Black?
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(Snorts)
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(Ahem) Mr Black?
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Am I dead?
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No.
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Who are you? Have I joined a cult?
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No, I'm Manny.
You hired me yesterday.
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Ohh!
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— You remember?
— No.
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How was the situation?
Had I been drinking?
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(Coughs)
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So, what do you say? What about it?
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You know, the—the, uh,
pay's not great but the work is hard.
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Are you up for it?
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Come on, what do you say?
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I have to say
I think you're being a bit rude.
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— Mr Black?
— Just a minute, just a minute,
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just a minute, miss.
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— Do you want the job or not, Manny?
- I'm over here.
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I do apologise, sir.
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Hey!
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— All right, what did you order?
— Lager.
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I got you créme de menthe.
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OK, here it is.
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I like you a lot,
Gerald — Samantha...
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— Manny.
— Manny! That's the one. I like you.
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You're not so bad yourself.
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— Don't touch my arm.
— Sorry.
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— And... Where have you gone?
— I'm here. You're looking at me.
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All right, yeah.
So... What do you want?
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— You mentioned a job.
— What would I have to do?
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No, um...
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I think you mean in the bookshop.
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I already work in a bookshop!
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— No...
— What about in an aquarium?
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Er, no, for me.
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Oh, yes, right, of course.
Sorry, yes, of course.
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— Leaving, Manny?
— No, no...
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That's the old woman.
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— Bernard Black.
— Manny.
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— So, what do you want?
— You mentioned a job.
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— What would I have to do?
— No, for me!
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Oh, yes, of course, sorry!
It's very simple.
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Here we go. D'you want a job?
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— Great! Yes!
— What's great?
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Had you been drinking?
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I'd say you'd had a couple.
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The thing is...thing is, um...
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Duh! Wait a second!
What time is it?
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Um, half ten.
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Half ten? Half ten?
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I've never been up at half ten!
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What happens?
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Look, um...
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— Er...Manny.
— Manny.
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Have you ever bought a book...
at half ten in the morning?
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Er, now you mention it...
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No. You see? That would be
a world gone topsy—turvy.
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But if this were a bakery
this would be late.
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— Watch it.
— Sorry.
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— No cheek.
— All right.
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I'm sorry, son.
I've made some kind of mistake.
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You obviously don't have
what it takes to sell a book.
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People don't want them
in the morning.
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Hello!
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I'd like to buy a book!
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— What book?
— I don't care.
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I'm just in a mood to buy a book.
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We're closed! Get out!
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Oh, maybe I'll swing by the bakery.
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All right, a one—day trial,
how about that?
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Fine, a one—day trial. Fine!
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Er, one—day... Ow!
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(Mobile phone)
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Hello? Yeah. I'm a bit busy
at the moment. I'll call you back.
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What's that, "ow ow ow"?
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I used to work a lot with a mobile
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and now, just before my phone rings
I get a sharp pain in my head.
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What's your number?
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0802425013.
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— Could you pass my phone, please?
- Yeah.
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— Ow!
— (Laughs)
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That's brilliant.
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(Bernard laughing)
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Oh, actually...
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— Ow!
— (Laughs)
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— Hello?
— Hi, it's Bernard.
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The thing is, we don't actually
allow mobile phones in the shop.
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— Oh, right.
— OK? Bye.
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Bye.
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Oh, look — redial.
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Ow!
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What's all this?
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The rules for the customers,
but they apply to you as well.
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"No mobiles, no wigwams.”
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Walkmans!
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"No snoit... no snoity car...
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"Snoi..." This is indecipherable.
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Look! It's perfectly simple.
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"No mobiles,
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"no Walkmans..."
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None of that, or any of the others!
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"Singe...bugger...cack.”
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"Signed, Bernard L Black.”
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Oh, yes? What's the L for?
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Ludwig, you know. Beethoven.
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Oh, right. Why did your parents
decide on, er...?
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What?
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Nothing.
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I'm going to freshen up.
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— Hello.
— Hello.
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Books, old and new!
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Come on, come on!
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— Who are you?! What are you doing?!
— I'm just a customer.
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Oh, yeah. Lunch! Where's Fran?!
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All right, all right!
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Come on, lunch.
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— Shall I flip the sign?
— Go ahead.
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Join us, Manny.
Tell us all about yourself.
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I was born in London...
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Stop there, David Copperfield!
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If we're going back that far
we need popcorn or something!
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Don't mind him, Manny. Go ahead.
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Well, moved around a lot,
saw a lot of army bases...
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Your father was in the army?
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No, just coincidence.
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Sorry, could we do this
when I'm not here?
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OK, fair enough.
This could be a lovely place.
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— It is a lovely place!
— If you wax the shelves
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and get rid of whatever makes
you stick to the floor here.
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You're supposed to stick the floor
there. I like it like that.
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Stops children running.
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Seal the floor —
stop that rising smell,
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and you've got
molluscs on your pipes.
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— What of it?
— Well, they live in the sea.
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— Get a few more standard lamps.
— You didn't say you were gay.
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What? But, er, I'm not.
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— But you're interested in lamps.
— Lamps.
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Yeah, but I'm interested in...
in women...and lamps.
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I thought you were. Gay, I mean.
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So did I, for a bit.
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Then I found out about
the prohibitive standards of hygiene.
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And all that dancing!
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Oh, er...
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Just look at this bastard.
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That's right. That's right,
we're having lunch — come on in.
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Look at him — look!
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Why can't they just leave me alone?
What do they want?!
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They want to buy books.
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But why me?! Why do they come to me?
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— Because you sell books.
— Yeah, I know...
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— What?
— I'd like to buy a book.
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(Sighs)
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Here's one.
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— No, I...
— This one's very, very good!
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Is it?
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Yes! You'll laugh, you'll cry,
it'll change your life.
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—- 5.99.
— All right.
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— My change?
— Er, come back later.
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— I'm not coming back this way.
— Where do you live?
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17 Gallexie Gardens.
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OK, go there
and await my instructions.
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Where's he gone?
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I thought he might like
to look at your spare room.
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Why?!
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Oh, you know,
if you want him living with you.
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Are you insane?!
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He's great. What's wrong with him?
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He's trouble, is what he is!
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He's... I can smell it a mile off!
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He...he's got all sorts
of fancy notions, and he...
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Do you know what I saw
earlier when you weren't here?
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He was, um,
sucking his trousers and laughing!
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— That's a lie, isn't it?
— It... No!
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— I'L ask him.
— No! Don't! I made it up.
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You'd be crazy to let him go.
You need someone normal around here.
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He's normal, is he?
What am I, then?
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You're a freak. You know that.
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Yes, I know!
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But I have rights!
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This is what you've needed
for the past five years.
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I'd better get back to the shop.
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Bye, Manny!
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You there...
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Lord of the Rings, let's talk
about how this whole, er,
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— one—day trial is going.
- OK.
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At the moment you're fired.
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— Ch.
— So it's not going that well.
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No.
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What's that?
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A bottle of wine to celebrate
if the first day went well.
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Welcome back on board!
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— These are your accounts?
- Yeah.
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There might be
the odd gap here and there.
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Yeah, there's a gap
where there should be accounts,
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that's the gap I can see,
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the big account—free gap
between page one and page 210.
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Oh, well.
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Accounts — who cares?
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(Urinating)
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Well, there's a thing here —
takings, £370.
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That's good.
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But your outgoings
were over £1,200.
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Well, whores will have
their trinkets.
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I can't take care of every little
thing around here, it's mayhem!
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(Fly buzzing)
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You see?
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So, you and Fran...
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- Yeah.
— You ever, er...? You know.
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— What? No. What?
— Ever...
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— No, what?
— Have you...you know? Have you?
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— What?!
— Together... You know...
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— Just say it, man!
— Have you had sex?
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You don't beat around
the bush, do you?!
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Well?
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Yes!
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— I think so.
— Hm?
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— I'm not sure.
— What happened?
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Well, a few New Years ago
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— I woke up...
— Yeah?
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— And I was there...
— Right.
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And so was she.
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And so were our friends,
the genitals.
253
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All six of us were there.
254
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:56,196
Six...? What...? Oh.
And...none of you can remember...7
255
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,590
No. No. Well, I did for a while.
256
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,354
I think so.
Then she made me block it out.
257
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,592
That's it — she remembers
and I'm not allowed to.
258
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,749
Customers!
Why didn't you lock the door?
259
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,958
— We can make some money.
— But they're students.
260
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:16,193
But students read books —
or they pretend to, anyway.
261
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,794
It sounds dangerous, I don't like it.
262
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:22,032
Look, give it a chance,
and remember this was my idea.
263
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,599
OK. Right.
264
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,432
(Mobile phone)
265
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:30,312
Hi! Yeah! No, I'm in a bookshop.
266
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,232
No — bookshop!
267
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,470
No, no! Bookshop!
268
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,797
(Distorted ring tone)
269
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,633
These things are really well-made.
270
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,195
Now...now, now...
271
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,032
Dead!
272
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:54,429
Oh, that felt really, really good.
273
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,080
I'm surprised we sold anything
after that.
274
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,629
What about you —
following them round?
275
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,916
People want to be left alone.
276
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,197
— You don't think I can do this job.
— No, I don't.
277
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:08,830
I bet you I can recommend
and sell a book to this bloke.
278
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,557
— Tenner.
— You're on.
279
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,795
— Hello...
— Will you leave me alone?!
280
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:27,236
I'm sick and tired
of being hounded by salesmen!
281
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,755
I'm browsing, all right?! Browsing!
282
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,992
At the end of it I might buy
something, I might not!
283
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,038
But you will not
influence me one iota!
284
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:40,557
Not one jot! Now,
I've finished with you, you may go!
285
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,678
Best of three?
286
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,475
(Bernard) I'm taking
some clothes to Oxfam.
287
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,119
OK.
288
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,157
I usually lock up.
289
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,277
Well, now I'm here it's different.
290
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,471
Yes, it's different.
291
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,119
(Keys jangle)
292
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,316
— W-wait! What are...?
— What?
293
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,472
— Why are you locking the door?
— I usually do.
294
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,153
But now it's different.
295
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,232
Yes, I've never
locked anybody in before.
296
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,551
No, I can mind the shop for you
while you're out.
297
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,995
Oh. Oh.
298
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,037
OK.
299
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,554
Psst!
300
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,712
— Has he gone?
— Er...yeah.
301
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,950
He's gone, everyone!
302
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,429
(Cheering)
303
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,110
— Where's all the books?
— What?
304
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,919
— Where's all the books?
— Oh. These have been sold.
305
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,957
Oh, Jesus!
306
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,231
Do you know what that means?!
307
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,994
I have to ring the ordering place,
308
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:38,790
and you have no idea how incredibly
boring and complicated that is.
309
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,678
Hello? Is this the place
where you order books from
310
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,991
for when to sell them
from your bookshop?
311
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,071
I don't know! I don't know!
312
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,959
No! Can you just send me some books?
313
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,792
Oh, God!
314
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,752
Hello? Who am I speaking to?
315
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:07,516
Katie — hi! Can I get
the full Austen, complete Trollope —
316
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,352
not you. (Laughs)
317
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,873
Er, Penguin editions,
new editions, yeah.
318
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,429
Oh, Tolstoy? OK, fling a few in.
319
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,716
All right. OK, then. Yeah, yeah.
320
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:22,077
(Laughs) OK, see you. Bye.
321
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:29,637
Manny...I think it's about time
you and I had a little chat
322
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:34,078
about this whole one—day trial thing
and how we think it went.
323
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,470
All right. I think it went very well.
324
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,676
— You...sold a lot of books.
- Yeah.
325
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,149
You got on very well
with the customers.
326
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,198
— Thank you.
— I'm gonna have to let you go.
327
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:49,475
What? But I sold a lot of books!
I got on with the customers!
328
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,029
It's not that kind of operation.
329
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,190
Oh, Fran, er, just wanted to say...
330
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:04,069
Hi, Manny, I really enjoyed
our little chat today...
331
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,118
Actually, I just popped in
to say goodbye.
332
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,192
Goodbye? What are you talking about?
333
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,513
What did I do?
334
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,599
— What did I do?!
— Did you tell Manny he was fired?
335
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,793
— You nearly hurt me!
— Did you?!
336
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,753
Yeah, a bit.
337
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,400
(Fran and Bernard yelling)
338
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,791
Manny, can you come inside?
339
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,395
D'you wanna work in the bookshop?
340
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,437
Yeah, all right.
341
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,914
There.
342
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,510
He likes you.
343
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,432
— Ow.
— What?
344
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,797
— Ow.
— What?
345
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,793
— Ow... Ow... Ow...
— What? What?
346
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:24,000
Ow... Ow! Ahh! Agh!
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